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>>40423778
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>>40423778
>>Take the passed-out bat monster back to the tower, then loot it

>>40423778
>Take the passed-out bat monster back to the tower, then collect your pay

>>40423778
>Leave Skeekt here and loot the tower

>>40423778
>Leave Skeekt here and loot the tower

>>40423778
>Take the passed-out bat monster back to the tower, then loot it

Make sure to ask if nicely first while it's passed the fuck out.
Also quest thread 3? I though we only had 1 and then 1.5?

>>40423828
I archived the second thread as 2, because I am clever, so I'm calling this one 3.

>>40423828
Ah. I see 1.5 was labeled 2.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Looks like we've got us a tie between leaving him here or taking him back, but either way the adventurer urge to loot is strong.

I'll roll for it.
1: Leave him
2: Take him back to the tower

“Hey Skeekt, you don't mind us going back to the tower and taking some things, right?”

No answer. Well, good enough.

You hop up from the table, catching Valia as she tries to bounce up in turn and almost trips over her chair.

“Thaanks Jareth,” she slurs.

Something tells you you won't be able to rely on her magic for the rest of the day, so you'd rather avoid any unscheduled tumbles off the bridges.

“Good, I thought you were going to get sentimental,” Razi nods, rising from the table along with her brother.

“I feel a bit bad about it, but we really could use the gold,” Iden shrugs.

You bring the party back to the edge of Crumbletown onto the rickety bridges across to the blue tower. Valia isn't nervous this time, which might have been a plus if it wasn't for the fact that instead you've having to stop the drunken sorceress from rocking the bridges.

“I was just having a little fun,” she mumbles.

“Never again, Never do that again,” Razi hisses.

Clapping your hands together to draw the attention of your party, Iden looking a little green from the rocky journey, you step inside the tower. The first floor was devoid of any good loot, as expected, the little monsters you fought here having chewed everything to a state of uselessness.

>Head straight for the top floor, that's where the good stuff will be
>Split up and look around
>Keep picking over the lower floors

>>40424105
>Head straight for the top floor, that's where the good stuff will be

>>40424105
>Head straight for the top floor, that's where the good stuff will be

Quick and dirty, before he wakes up

>>40424105
>Split up and look around

>>40424105
>Split up and look around
Put Velia in Iden's care, we can go with boner witch

>>40424105
>Head straight for the top floor, that's where the good stuff will be
Then work out way down from there

Writing.

>>40424138
this

You've been out drinking with a lot of strange people in the past, but a giant man-bat is a first. The faster you finish up here the less likely he is to wake up and come back.

“Top floor, let's go,” you grin, leaving Iden to struggle up the stairs with Valia as you and Razi run on ahead.

You spot a fair few things that might be worth taking on the way, although of course carrying all of them back might be a problem. Climbing up the last step onto the top floor you finally get a good look at Skeekt's home. The man-bat has obviously been here a long time, it's kind of cosy, if you ignore the exsanguinated carcasses of a few dire raccoons and an alligator in one corner.

Bookshelves piled full of heavy tomes, many of them read recently judging by the lack of dust, a chair made from piled together furniture with some sheets thrown over it, it even looks like he's hung a small mirror from one of the roof beams for upside-down grooming purposes.

>Go easy on Skeekt's stuff, look for the hidden stash you heard about
>No time, smash and grab

>>40424297
>Go easy on Skeekt's stuff, look for the hidden stash you heard about

>>40424297
>Go easy on Skeekt's stuff, look for the hidden stash you heard about

>>40424297
>Go easy on Skeekt's stuff, look for the hidden stash you heard about
Have the mages check the tomes for anything valuable, but dont mess them up

>>40424297
>Go easy on Skeekt's stuff, look for the hidden stash you heard about

Don't be a dick to such a nice bat-dude.

You turn to glance at Razi in time to see her about to topple some dresser. Sighing, you put a hand on it, the pale necromancer frowning up at you.

“Razi, no smashing stuff, check out the books, see if there's anything worthwhile, I'm going to look for the hidden cache.”

“So you're fine with stealing from him, just not breaking his property? Good work on that moral code,” Razi sniffs, turning to the bookshelf.

“What can I say, my life has been filled with questionable mentors and bad advice,” you shrug, feeling along the walls for the telltale signs of loose bricks or hidden catches.

“We have at least one thing in common then,” Razi sighs, thumbing through a book, stuffing it back on the shelf and moving to the next.

Iden appears with Valia a short while later, Razi's brother flushed from the effort of dragging the drunken sorceress up to the top floor, or possibly because she's currently leaning on him pretty hard.

“What did I miss? Find anything?”

“No, Razi and I were just having a bonding moment.”

“We were not having a moment... this is all pornography and tacky adventure novels,” Razi grumbles, shoving another book back into the shelves.

“Okay, then help me look for this hidden loot.”

“The loot you heard about from a fat geriatric hobbit?”

“Yeah, that's the one.”

“The loot that probably doesn't even exist?”

“Might, might not.”

“Found it,” Valia chirps, slapping the wall, making a section of brickwork pop out on a rusty hinge.

“See, why can't you be more positive, like Valia,” you grin, Razi rolling her eyes as you jog over to the revealed compartment, examining the contents.

“Because I can handle my drink, that's why.”

(cont)

>>40424604
Looking inside, you find a small lockbox, thankfully unlocked, on top of a bundle of yellowed papers held together with string. Cracking open the lockbox you find it filled with jewelry, okay, so it's not giant diamonds or anything, in fact most of it looks pretty tacky, but it's still got to be worth some decent gold.

“Ladies and gentleman, may I present our first ever adventure loot,” you grin, spinning round to reveal the contents, Valia giving an 'ooh' and applauding. Even Razi looks slightly less miserable as she eyes the box of semi-valuable treasure.

“What about these?” Iden asks, picking up the papers, glancing at the top one of the pile.

“May as well take them too, no time to read them here,” you shrug, closing back up the compartment.

“Alright, now we work our way down, grab anything valuable. Just remember we're crossing the bridges on the way out of here, so nothing heavy enough to break them, I'd rather not turn into a moral tale on the dangers of greed.”

Your party works its way back down the tower, grabbing old paintings, carved wooden boxes, handfuls of discarded coins, anything that looks like it could turn a profit. You don't know exactly what the tower was used for originally, but there seems to be a pretty eclectic mix of valuable junk in here.

Carrying all you can while still leaving a free arm to bring Valia back, you make your way back across the bridges and out of Crumbletown, just in time as it turns out, as you spot Skeekt zigzagging through the air back to the tower as you head out the road on the far side. You can only hope he doesn't slam into a wall or something, guy is drunk as hell.

“So we collect our pay from Rinkest and pawn this stuff now, right?” Iden asks as you make your way back towards Glimmer Street.

“Yaay, gold!” Valia slurs.

>Make straight for Rinkest
>Go pawn the loot first

>>40424613
>Go pawn the loot first
We want to be carrying the more obviously valuable stuff for as little time as possible

>>40424613
>>Make straight for Rinkest
Might want to identify this stuff first, make sure there's no magic. Also Rinkest is probably getting impatient now.

>>40424613
>Make straight for Rinkest

>>40424613
>Go pawn the loot first
Can the moss hold for an hour or two? Then pawn the loot.

>>40424613
>congratulate and compliment your team's magic and talents. Everyone did great in your eyes

>>40424613
>>Go pawn the loot first

>>40424613
>Go pawn the loot first

Writing.

>>40424643
>>40424668
>>40424753
>>40424756
I'll laugh when Rinkest doesn't pay us because we took too long.

>>40424784
At least we won't be mugged for carrying all the stuff we have now. Besides, as long as he has a need for the stuff we got, then he'll pay us.

>>40424875
Us getting mugged is unlikely, and most of the people strong enough to do so wouldn't be interested in such a small pay day. Rinkest could easily reduce the reward for tardiness or not pay us at all because someone else scrounged up the moss he needed while we drinking with the bat.

“Alright, let's go sell off this loot, then on to Rinkest.”

“I think there's a trader who deals in treasure over on the far end of Glimmer Street: Askadians,” Iden nods, shifting his grip on the crate in his hands.

Glimmer Street looks busier than ever as day turned to evening, adventurers filtering in for an evening drinking after a hard day fighting, getting ready for a night time mission, and of course the flood of hangers-on, fanboys and guild workers dipping their toes in the lifestyle. No-one gives your group laden down with loot a second glance, it's not like you're the only ones after all.

Weaving through the crowds, you reach the shop Iden mentioned, Askadians printed in bold letters above a reinforced door. Iden knocks, a hatch in the door sliding open.

“Yeah?” a harsh voice asks, a pair of beady eyes peering out at you.

“Hi, we've got some loot to sell, party of four.”

“Right, right,” the voice mutters, and you hear the sound of a half dozen bolts being slid back, the door opening a crack.

You push through, raising an eyebrow as you spot the doorman, an imp sat on top of a pile of crates to one side of the door.

“Don't cause trouble, priest,” the imp croaks, lighting up a pipe as he gives you the stinkeye.

“Relax shortstuff, my religion doesn't require me to give two shits about you,” you grin, the imp narrowing his eyes as you saunter on past him with your loot.

Once the rest of the group is inside, the imp slams the door shut and bolts it up again, gesturing idly to a door down the far end of the corridor. Pushing through the door you find yourself in something halfway between a shop and a warehouse, an elf woman with heavily tattooed arms behind the counter, booted feet propped up as she leans back in her chair.

(cont)

>>40425006
She hops up as you enter, grinning. Not a bad looking woman, long blonde hair tied back in a loose ponytail, slanted green eyes, long legs. The tattoos scream infernalist, but you try not to judge.

“Welcome to Askadians, wholesale loot traders for the adventurer on the go. I hope Ratbiter didn't give you any trouble.”

“You employ an imp as a doorman?” Iden asks, raising an eyebrow as he puts down his pile of loot.

“Define 'employ'” the elf shrugs, circling the counter to take a better look at the pile you and your group have deposited.

“I can't imagine a lot of the cults and orders appreciate you letting a demon hang about,” you comment, remembering all too well the fervor some Sunbringers had for banishing infernal beings.

“Yeah, but there's enough guild weight round these parts to keep the cults from getting uppity, they want to deal, they just have to deal with it. Anyway, enough chatter, what've you got for me?”

“Uh, right, we've got some paintings, a box of jewelry, a ship in a bottle, four pieces of amber, one including a frozen gremlin, three carved wooden boxes, a dwarven Game of Axes set, missing one hammerer, a box of statuettes of Vengir the Slaughterer, limited second edition...”

“You know your Vengir,” the elf smirks.

“I... I may have read a few of the books,” Iden coughs, looking away.

“Alright, I can probably move those, anything else?”

> “We've got these papers.”
> “That's everything.”

>>40425016
>> “We've got these papers.”

>>40425016
>“That's everything.”

>>40425016
>> “That's everything.”
Examine the papers before selling them.

>>40425016
> “That's everything.”
Investigate the papers later.

>>40425016
read the papers before selling them, for all we know it's the deed to the Batman's tower and we have a new base of operations

>>40425016
>That's everything.

>>40425016
>“That's everything.”

>>40424915
We aren't that great and powerful dude, not weak but not stronk, we just cleared a bunch of dog sized mouths. And as Warlord has already mentioned, there are a lot of gangs and gang shit. Us carrying all that loot for any duration is going to get noticed.

“That's everything,” you nod.

The elf woman spends some time picking over the stuff, checking for damage, she says, though you suspect she's just trying to make it look like she's done a thorough job so she can pay you less.

“Alright, I'll give you forty for the paintings, two have some water damage, so that cuts into your prices a bit. Jewelry is worth fifty, a lot of it's just colored glass anyway, ship in a bottle, five, it's not a popular ship design, mostly used by pirates out in Blacksail these days, makes it hard to get buyers. Amber, I'll give you fifty, that's ten each and an extra ten for the one with the gremlin. Boxes aren't that great, all of them need to be rehinged, and the carving work is shoddy at best, ten gold for all three. Game of Axes set, with the missing hammerer, two gold, just can't move a set without all the pieces, dwarves get obsessive as fuck about that sort of thing. The statuettes, another sixty, that's a good price considering popularity on the books has been slipping.”

You glance back to your party, Iden and Razi look like they got lost somewhere near that breakdown of prices, elf barely took a breath. Valia's just not paying attention at all, staring at a small glass box on a shelf containing some sort of lizard.

So from what she said, the total would be 217 gold. You don't really know if that's a good price or not, you've no merchant after all.

>Take it
>Talk up the price (DC 16)
>Turn on the charm, talk up the price (5 mana, DC 12)
>Turn it down

>>40425195
>Turn on the charm, talk up the price (5 mana, DC 12)

>>40425195
>>Turn on the charm, talk up the price (5 mana, DC 12)

>>40425195
>>Turn on the charm, talk up the price (5 mana, DC 12)

>>40425195
>>Talk up the price (DC 16)
Don't think we should use our mana for this.

>>40425195
>>Turn on the charm, talk up the price (5 mana, DC 12)

>>40425230
We have no job after this, there's time for regenerating some.

>>40425195
>Turn on the charm, talk up the price (5 mana, DC 12)

>>40425195
No charm, do it a la natural

>>40425279
On that note, how much mana do we currently have?

>>40425287
somewhere in the 20-30 range,

>>40425287
28/50

Looks like you're using some mana. 5 Mana spent, DC 12.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>40425311

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>40425311

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>40425311
HI HO

>>40425332
Oh thank god.

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>>40425327
Here we go.

>>40425332
+6 Success.

Writing.

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>>40425332
>mfw first roll in a Warlord quest is a glorious success

>>40425367
We need you in OWQ.

>>40425367
I feel you. I first rolled last Golem Quest when we had to do a 4d20 and got the last three as 18 20 and 19 for the contests.
Happiest day of my life.

You're no merchant, but you know people, and you know when people are trying to cheat you, all that time with your masters taught you that. You open up your mana channels, letting the energy flow through your body, adding weight to your voice, to your movements, a pleasant tingle through your extremities. You feel pretty damned good right now, better than usual, which is saying something.

“I see what you're saying, and I agree with you on most of those items, there was just a couple of things though,” you nod, smiling.

“Oh?”

“The ship, the fact that it's mostly used by Blacksail pirates isn't a mark against it, most people in the city have never been out to Blacksail, market it as a pirate ship, not as an unpopular old navy design. Don't tell me there aren't people out there who would go for that. I'd say you could give us at least another twenty for that, and that's me being generous.”

The elf taps a finger to her chin thoughtfully, she isn't arguing though, so I keep on going.

“The gremlin in amber's a rare find, particularly for a gremlin this mean-looking. See, caught with its mouth open, still got all its teeth, that's top quality gremlin. I'd say another twenty on that.”

“Hmm.”

“Finally, the statuettes, I understand what you're saying about the popularity slipping, but isn't that all the more reason why an old version from back when the books were at their most popular would sell well. People pay big money for nostalgia. Put in another sixty on the crate and we'll call it a deal.”

“So that's another hundred gold, that's a big markup from what I offered.”

“Three-hundred seventeen. Let's make it an even three hundred and call it an investment in future business with our up and coming adventuring party.”

“We're the best advent'rers ever,” Valia giggles.

The elf smirks, bringing her hands to her hips.

(cont)

>>40425631
“Alright Elshhuan, you've got a deal, I expect to see some good business from you in the future though,” she smiles, reaching out a hand, which you take, shaking.

“Pleasure doing business with you...”

“Yalira Askadian, of ship-clan Askadian.”

“Jareth, I'm sure we'll be seeing each other again soon,” you smile. Ship-clans are big business, well connected in the docks and more than a little shady, that explains a lot.

Yalira retracts her hand, smiling as you turn and herd your party out of the door. As you go to leave yourself, a slender hand is placed on your shoulder, the elf leaning in next to your ear.

“Next time, Jareth, what say we do our trading without magic, hmm?”

“And here I thought I was being subtle,” you sigh, shrugging melodramatically.

The elf laughs, sliding her hand off your shoulder as she walks back over to the counter, you admire the view for a few moments before heading out the door. That woman has a fine ass, even by elven standards.

You find your party clustered by the door, Iden trying to keep Valia from grabbing for the imp's pipe. He gives a sigh of relief as you return, the imp fluttering across to the bolts and opening the door, letting you back out into the street.

Next stop is Rinkest, your employer, the box of moss still safely stashed under one arm, you head straight up to the 'alchemust' store, still makes you cringe to see the name, letting yourself in.

“Oh, you're back, I thought you might be dead,” Rinkest comments, looking up and grinning, scraggly beard waggling as he talks.

“Not dead, just being thorough,” you smile, handing the box over to Rinkest.

The alchemist cracks it open, rummaging through the moss.

“Oh good, lots of moss, not much dirt, good job, very good job. Right, how much was it... eh, eighty?”

>Yeah, eighty
>I think it was one hundred (DC 18)
>Definitely one hundred (6 Mana, DC 12)
>One-twenty (DC 20)
>Definitely one-twenty (6 Mana, DC 14)

>>40425637
>Yeah, eighty

>>40425637
>Yeah, eighty

>>40425637
>>Yeah, eighty

>>40425637
>>Yeah, eighty

>>40425637
>Definitely one-twenty (6 Mana, DC 14)

>>40425637
>Yeah, eighty

>>40425637
>Yeah, eighty
Hey call us if you need more alright. And recommend us to your friends.

>>40425637
>Yeah, Eighty. But we'll call it seventy for today if you get in touch with us first next time.

I imagine now that the mouth-things have been cleared out and we kind of know Skeekt, we could make moss runs at practically zero risk. Maybe even zero personal effort, if we cut Skeekt in.

Writing.

“Yeah, eighty, and it's been a pleasure doing business with you Rinkest. Be sure and come to us first if you have any work in the future, I'm sure we can make a good deal, and if you have any friends who need some adventuring done, you know who to ask for,” you grin, handing over the box as Rinkest counts out the gold on the counter, sliding it over to you with a stained hand.

“I will, uh, sorry, who are you?”

“Jareth, and this is Iden, Razi and Valia, we should be around in the future, check the Bellicose Swan,” you grin.

“Right, good, excellent,” Rinkest nods, eyeing the moss again.

With that done, you head out of the shop, the alleyway clear as the group gathers around to look at the gold.

“Three hundred eighty gold, not bad for a day's work, is it.”

“Everything aches, I'm not getting out of bed tomorrow,” Iden sighs, rolling a shoulder.

“We can finally pay off the landlord before he starts bitching at us again,” Razi nods.

You hand out ninety-five gold to each of your party members, Iden and Razi taking the gold eagerly, Valia barely giving it a look before she puts it in her pocket.

“So when are we meeting up to look for more work?” Iden asks, dropping his gold into a pouch.

(cont)

>>40426080
“Not tomorrow, I need to meditate and regain my mana,” Razi frowns.

“Yeah, we all need to regain our mana, and Valia's going to have one hell of a hangover. Let's say two days.”

“Do you even need a day to get your mana back, can't you just wank it back?” Razi sniffs, counting through her money.

“I really can't.”

“You just want an excuse to go around fucking bar sluts.”

“No, I mean I really can't, as part of my training I had to develop my mana channels to allow me to draw mana from holy acts. If I try to get holy with myself, it causes mana feedback, feels like hitting your funny bone, all the way from your balls to your fingers and back again,” you explain.

Of course Artor and Senta didn't tell you that one until after you tried it. Bastards.

“Woow, how awful. I could never give that up,” Valia proclaims, wide-eyed.

“Anyway, what say we put Valia to bed before she tells us anything else she'll feel terrible about in the morning,” Iden coughs, cheeks flushing.

> “Can you put her up at your place?”
> “Okay, I'll get her to bed.”
> “Eh, she's fine, let's stay out drinking!”

>>40426086
>> “Okay, I'll get her to bed.”
Eyebrow waving intensifies

>>40426086
>“Okay, I'll get her to bed.”

>>40426086
> “Okay, I'll get her to bed.”

>>40426086
>> “Okay, I'll get her to bed."
Try to get some rest Iden and Razi you two look like hell.

>>40426086
> “Eh, she's fine, let's stay out drinking!”
If we get them drunker, they wont complain when we take the titty witch off on our own

>>40423778
>not getting Skeet to join the party
I'm disappointed in you.

>>40426094
>>40426109
>>40426115
We don't even know where she lives. And she can't stay with us, since we don't actually have lodgings any more. If she isn't too drunk to remember her address, maybe we can stay with her, but I feel like she's going to be less than helpful.

>>40426148
>“Woow, how awful. I could never give that up,” Valia proclaims, wide-eyed.
She's in the mood, anon.

>>40426086
> “Eh, she's fine, let's stay out drinking!”

>>40426086
>> “Okay, I'll get her to bed.”

>>40426173
Sure. And where are we going to find a bed? See again: we have no room, and she's clearly drunk enough that she might not be able to find hers.

Also drunk enough it would be taking advantage, but that's not really the current issue.

Writing.

>>40426244
Doesnt she live at the spark college district?

“Okay, I'll get her to bed,” you nod, patting Valia on the shoulder.

“Do you even know where she's staying?” Razi asks, raising an eyebrow.

“Tonight, probably one of the rooms in the nearest inn to here, same as me,” you shrug.

“Jareth, please don't do anything that'll mess up this new party, we only just formed it and I do not want to go back out on the entrance to Glimmer Street,” Iden frowns.

“I'm not going to do anything terrible, but if you two are that worried, you could always join us,” you grin.

“Yeah, more the merrier,” Valia giggles, grabbing clumsily at Razi, who takes a step back.

“I'm not worried, do whatever you want,” the necromancer sister sniffs, turning and walking away.

“Alright Jareth, just look after her, okay,” Iden sighs, turning and following after his sister.

“I think I just made them mad.”

“No, I think they're just jealous,” Valia grins, hanging from your arm.

“That IS a pretty natural reaction to dealing with me,” you nod sagely, provoking another bout of giggling from the sorceress.

“So what now, are we going drinking some more?”

“No, now you're going to bed. Do you remember the way back to your house?”

“Left... then right... then left... then... YES, I remember.”

Yeah, you don't think she remembers.

“Okay, let's go get you a room.”

You wander until you find a reasonably priced but not overly scummy inn, you'd rather not wake up with fleas again. The Snoring Giant looks like a safe bet, and you help Valia up to the desk, the sorceress having gotten less giggly and more sleepy on the walk.

A bored-looking young man glances up as you come in.

“Three gold a night for one room with a double bed, four gold for two rooms, group discount, we also have one room with an extra large bed for six gold... that one's taken right now,” he explains, eyes drifting back to his book.

>Three gold
>Four gold

>>40426438
>Three gold

>>40426438
>Three gold
Then give her a blanket, a pillow and let her sleep on the floor.

>>40426438
>>Three gold

>>40426438
>>Four gold

>>40426438
>Three gold
We cuddlin

>>40426458
were drunks belong get some extras from the guy

>Inb4 Valia takes advantage of us in our sleep.

>>40426438
>Three gold

>>40426438
>3 gold

>>40426481
Cuddling will probably give us some mana back too!

Writing.

>>40426512
Depending on how much emotion she puts on it, yup.

>>40426512
>>40426481
You guys are so cringe worthy.

>>40426655
>he takes everything at face value
Okay son.

>>40426655
The cuddling could very well happen after we've exhausted her anon. Going all night without burning more mana than we take in isn't feasible.

I am more interested in that random, nameless wench than in Valia.

You put three gold down on the desk, the man dropping a key as he takes the money.

“Second floor, room twenty five, don't make a mess,” he explains idly, turning the page in his book.

Picking up the key, you help your inebriated companion up to the second floor, Valia clinging to you tightly as you go, her body rubbing up against yours.

“Where are we?”

“At an Inn.”

“Oh...are we going to have sex?”

“Seems unlikely,” you sigh, glancing down at the stumbling, drunken sorceress.

“Good, I don't want to have sex with you, I never want to have sex with you,” she mutters.

“That's harsh, Valia.”

The sorceress stops, head lifting to stare at you.

“You're not Talis... 'm sorry Jareth.”

The sorceress' other arm swings around you, locking your chest into a tight hug, head rubbing against your chest.

“I didn't mean it. I'm sure you're very good at the sexing,” the sorceress mumbles into your chest.

“Feedback has been positive, now come on, let's get you to bed,” you smirk, scooping Valia up in your arms and carefully carrying her to the room.

(cont)

>>40426757
Thankfully, you have experience of unlocking inn doors while carrying a woman, which is a pretty weird thing to have experience at, but that's the church of Elshhu for you. The room is nothing special, but it doesn't look like it's infested with anything, so that's good enough for you.

You put Valia down on the bed, the sorceress yawning as she tries to wriggle out of her clothes without much success, getting tangled up in the fabric as she does so.

You kick off your boots, stretching as you flop down. Today's been quite a workout, even for you.

“Hey Jareth, what're we going to do?” Valia asks, pawing at your chest drunkenly. She seems to have managed to break free of her shirt, her fair skin and pleasantly chubby body on display, heavy breasts barely hidden by a bra which is struggling to contain them.

She looks eager, but she also looks very drunk.

> “We're going to get some sleep.”
>No penetration, just fool around for a bit
>Give her the D

Feel free to write-in if you want anything in particular.

>>40426771
>>No penetration, just fool around for a bit
Fingering plus heavy kissing and petting time.

>>40426771
>>Give her the D
She's already awkward and dumb so can't be any worse.

>>40426771
>Give her the D

>>40426771
>>No penetration, just fool around for a bit
Groping, kissing, cuddling, no giving her the D until she's sober. She needs to remember her first time with us.

>>40426771
>No penetration, just fool around for a bit
Bit of hugging and kissing but no sex

>>40426771
>>No penetration, just fool around for a bit

>>40426771
>No penetration, just fool around for a bit
No NTR today

>>40426771
>> “We're going to get some sleep.”

>>40426771
>"We're going to get some sleep."
>Some cuddling, she's too drunk (part of a drink got her like this, she'll be funner when she's happy and into it not mopey and tired)

>>40426771
> “We're going to get some sleep.”
Fucking drunks is no fun, I still remember the time a chick puked on my dick.

>>40426771
>Give her the D

>>40426771
> “We're going to get some sleep.”

>>40426771
>No penetration, just fool around for a bit

We can fuck her in the morning when she's vaguely sober.

>>40426771
>Give her the D
Do it faggot.

>>40426771
>>No penetration, just fool around for a bit

>>40426771
“You're not Talis... 'm sorry Jareth.”
> “We're going to get some sleep.”
People seem to think she'll be fine with this despite that piece.

>>40426771
>Give her the D
Get her hooked on it early so the next time will be easy.

>>40426771
>“We're going to get some sleep.”

Looks like fooling around wins.

Writing.

>>40426771
> “We're going to get some sleep.”
Don't fucking ruin things with this adventuring group. Go seduce some other hotty after confirming her being asleep.

>>40426771
>>No penetration, just fool around for a bit

>>40426771
>No penetration, just fool around for a bit
>>40426925
We don't care about Tails. He can go suck Sonic's cock.

>>40426771
>We're going to get some sleep.

I'd be annoyed at anon for thinking just fooling around with the incredibly drunk person you just met and are hoping to keep working with is alright, but I'm way too positively surprised that people managed to not fuck this up completely by trying to fuck her.

>>40426968
Wait, it's Talis, not Tails.
Whatever, that changes nothing.

Suddenly the votes have fucking tripled for this one vote
Funny that, ain't it?

>>40427007
"There's no way this backfires, my dick is foolproof! There's no way..."

>>40427007
Everything is fine, anon, stop being so pessimistic.

>>40427025
It's called people actually caring to vote for things.
When it comes to important decisions votes kinda matter, less important shit? Who cares.

See poster count.

It's also why sometimes you need player input and the quest suddenly dies because everyone is afraid to fuck up.

>>40427040
>pessimism
>realizing having sex with someone despite them telling you not to, while they're drunk, and after they tell you they like someone else, is bound to have at least a chance of backfiring

>>40427041
I think it's fair to assume the smut is drawing more activity than the action's importance. The MC has to refill his mana tomorrow anyways

>>40427061
I realize it was a little vague, the wording, but she was actually saying she wouldn't have sex with you ever because she thought you were Talis. Then she remembered that you weren't and apologized.

>>40427088
poor talis never gets any breaks

>>40427088
Is Talis someone we know? i forget.
I'm just guessing he's a fellow student who made a move on her.

>>40427149
It's not a name Jareth is familiar with.

>>40427088
We got the opposite idea of that.

Would have gone for the D if I knew better.

>>40427159
>Jareth

Valia reminds me of the babe.

>>40427040
The thought that there wouldn't have been rather unpleasant consequences for actually fucking her is ridiculous.
The fact that the winning vote still only won with two votes over actually fucking her is seriously concerning.
The fact that the winning vote demands we still mess around with her does not do anything to alleviate that concern.

There's more than enough to justify a bit of pessimism, but I will reiterate that I'm currently too happy that anons got at least some of their shit together to feel bad about things.

>>40427179
What babe?

>>40427222
The babe with the power.

>>40427213
Yeah, actually gonna agree with this anon. Teasing her when she's sober is one thing, this smacks more than a little of taking advantage of her when she's drunk and I don't think it'll go all that well for us when she comes to.

>>40427241
What power?

>>40427241
What babe?

>>40427258
The power of voodoo.

>>40427241
Elf infernalist? What?
Or is this in reference to Ork Quest.

>>40427275
Uh.. Razi? Wait what

>>40427275
What babe?

>>40427279
god damnit anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViftZTfRSt8

>>40427279
>Not getting Labyrinth references.

The Goblin Prince's name is Jareth, and David Bowie is basically a kung fu sex wizard anyway.

>>40427314
>>40427307
Jesus christ, I'm too old for that shit.

>>40427314
I admit to nothing in regards to why I picked this name.

NOTHING!

>>40427374
Does Jareth have the hair too?

>>40427406
I'm leaving his appearance fairly vague, so if you want to imagine him that way, it's up to you.

>>40427417
I personally imagine him as a shaven-headed monk archetype with a smug-as-fuck 'tude

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>>40427417
This is what I imagine him as, especially since you said the kung fu sex wizard quest will be sorta like JoJo in a question on ask.fm
RIP ;_;

>>40427446
Ditto. With those sort of winding saffron or orange Buddhist robes, except tearaway.

“We're going to get some rest,” you smile.

“But I'm not sleepy, can't we do... something?”

Even in her current state, Valia seems kind of awkward about coming right out and asking. Not that there isn't some temptation to take her up on her offer, but you think you'd rather wait until she's sober.

“Okay Valia, turn around,” you grin, the sorceress rolling over, her back to you, wiggling back on the bed until she's nestled up against you.

“This is nice,” she mumbles, her soft body pressed up against yours, buttocks rubbing on your crotch, provoking a stirring in your loins which you do your best to ignore. There'll be time enough for that another day, old friend.

Instead, you lean forward, kissing the back of her neck as your one hand works on the clip of her bra. Valia giggles, her whole body shaking as your breath tickles her neck.

With precision built of countless hours practice, you unhook the bra, the overburdened material giving way to two magnificent globes tipped in pink nipples. You reach round to the front, letting one hand explore Valia's body, sliding across the soft flesh of her slight belly, tracing your way up to cup the inderside of her breast. As you work the front, you keep up your kissing of the back of her neck, Valia's giggles giving way to gasps as you nip lightly at her earlobe.

“You ever done anything like this before?” you whisper, Valia gasping as you brush a finger across her nipple.

“Never with someone else,” she gasps, hand coming up to rest on yours as you tease the bud of flesh atop her mountainous breast.

You smile, trailing kisses down to the crook of her neck.

(cont)

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>>40427471
fuggin forgot image

>>40427275
Who do you voodoo?

>>40427482
“Do I need to do something too?” she asks, cheeks flushing, breath hot from the stimulation.

“Not tonight, you just relax,” you smile, kissing her shoulder as you reluctantly stop playing with her heavy breast, letting your fingertips trail back down her stomach to slip under her pants. Your fingers explore the warm skin, running through the coarse patch of hair above your goal, Valia's breath quickening, body writhing against you in anticipation.

You let your fingers dip a little lower, to the searing heat of her lips, over her already swollen button, a high note catching in her throat as your fingertips graze the surface before sliding down to trace her slick folds.

She moans your name as you let your hand work across the surface of her crotch, exploring and memorizing every surface, drawing back to thumb her clit, enjoying the cries that come with every miniscule movement of your fingers.

You hook a finger in, the heat surrounding it as you probe her depths, but it isn't long before you discover an obstacle to your exploration.

You knew Valia was a bit of an innocent, but it seems she is in the physical sense too. Now that is quite a rarity in this day and age. Smiling, you remove your finger, you're not going to take it that way. Instead you return to stroking her folds as you kiss and nip at her shoulder, pinching her button between thumb and forefinger lightly, flicking at it as you listen to Valia's breaths growing hotter and heavier. The sorceress throws her head back, her hair against your cheek as she gives a cry of ecstacy. You feel her juices drenching your hand, Valia's body bucking and writhing against your touch as you let her ride out her climax on your fingers.

(cont)

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>>40427450
Seems cool

>>40427417
Mine is pic related.

>>40427504
When the last of the tremors fade away, you bring your hand up to wrap it around her stomach, the sorceress purring as she wriggles back against you, her hand resting on yours.

“That was really nice,” she mumbles.

You lie there, arms wrapped around her, until her breath starts to even out and she slips off to sleep.

>Sleep like this
>Sleep next to her
>Leave the bed to her, sleep on the floor

Also, since Chuckles is now moaning at me over steam, I should state that it was actually him who suggested Jareth as a name.I mean, I don't remember ever seeing any props for coming up with the whole concept for Magic Cameraman Quest chuckles, but there you go, WHERE'S MY PROPS, CHUCKLES, WHERE'S MY PROPS!

>>40427534
>>Sleep like this

>>40427534
>Sleep like this
Who the fuck is chuckles, warlord?

>>40427534
>>Leave the bed to her, sleep on the floor
>How much mana have we regained?

>>40427534
Sleep next to her.

>>40427534
>>Sleep like this

>>40427534
>Sleep next to her

>>40427534
>Sleep like this

>>40427534
>Sleep like this

>>40427534
>Sleep like this

>>40427534
She cant forget all of this from one drink can she?
>Con was her dump stat
>Sleep like this

>>40427534
>Sleep next to her

you'll never get your props you slut

>>40427534
Sleep next to her

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>>40427547
An inferior QM of five inferior quests: Background Character Quest, Pokemang Quest, Xioxio's Bizarre Quest, Magic Cameraman Quest and Space Monkeys Quest.

>>40427549
Will be mentioned next post.

Writing.

>>40427088
Yeah, I'd have voted for D too if it was less vague, but fair enough

>>40427614
Rip in peace Xioxio's bizzare quest

>>40427245
Yes, well, it is what it is. I figured we'd sleep around with our party eventually. The fact that we're a priest who needs some emotional connection during intimacy also factors in my decision; Valia isn't some random bar wench, and she has at least gotten to know us. We'll get much more mana for fooling around with someone we know

>>40427754
I'm honestly not even that opposed to fooling around, especially since you really can make a case for the mana aspect of it and you can sort of argue that there aren't going to be much better ways to ease into things at the speeds Jareth wants things to go.

But, seriously, the other half of the party outright told us "Do /not/ fuck this up for us because you wanted to get your dick wet!", we tell her ourselves that we aren't going to fuck her tonight, she's way too drunk for this to really count as consensual and to top it all off she's a virgin who very likely at least somewhat cares about her virginity.

And then we still get enough fuckups like this guy (>>40427702) to almost fuck her even after a bunch only voted not to fuck her because they are shit at reading comprehension.

You pull the sheets up over the two of you, wondering how long it's going to take for the raging monster in your pants to finally calm itself. A long time if Valia keeps wiggling her ass in her sleep like that.

You turn your focus inwards to your mana channels, feeling the power settling as you open yourself to the passions and emotions swirling around the room. It's more than you expected given that there was no actual sex, the shy little sorceress must have had a whole lot of pent up frustration you just helped her work through.

Resting your chin on her head, you drift off to sleep to the familiar smell of arousal and the gentle purring of Valia's breath.

[+15 Mana]

>>40427904
You wake up to a groan, Valia curled up in a ball clutching at her forehead.

“First hangover?”

“No, second, I once had a glass of wine at a family-...”

The thought is cut off halfway through as Valia turns to stare, finally coming to comprehend her surroundings.

“J-j-j-j-j-j.”

“Jareth, glad you remember,” you smile.

Valia leaps out of the bed in one quick motion, or would, if she didn't get caught halfway and end up rolling around on the floor in a bedsheet.

“We... we... you, and I, and then you, and then I fell asleep and, and, you didn't?”

“I didn't do anything else after you fell asleep, give me some credit,” you sigh, hopping off the bed to help disentangle your companion from the grips of the sheet.

“So we only... um, that is to say, you only with your fingers, um.”

“Only with my fingers. Hope I didn't overstep my bounds, but you were just so damned cute.”

Valia has turned a bright shade of crimson by this stage, not to mention still being topless, which is giving you quite a show with all the nervous bouncing around she's doing right now.

“N-no, it's, it's, um, I-I mean it was very nice... nice, quite nice, yes, it was quite nice. I'm really sorry for all the things I said last night. I don't remember all of them, but, um, they were probably pretty silly.”

[Mana: 38/50]

> “Well you did mention someone named Talis”
> “Something about masturbation, I think”
> “Nothing important, guess you'll be heading home”
> “Nothing important, let's go get breakfast”

>>40427904
I wonder how frustrated goth girl is.

>>40427916
> “Well you did mention someone named Talis”

>>40427916
> “Well you did mention someone named Talis”

>>40427916
“Well you did mention someone named Talis”

>>40427916
>> “Well you did mention someone named Talis”
>> “Something about masturbation, I think”
Breakfast and we can talk about it? I AM a priest after all.

>>40427916
>> “Something about masturbation, I think”

>>40427916
>> “Nothing important, let's go get breakfast”

>>40427916
> “Something about masturbation, I think”
> “Nothing important, let's go get breakfast”

>>40427916
>“Nothing important, let's go get breakfast”

>>40427931
>>40427934
>>40427942
>>40427945
How about we /don't/ fuck up the mood to satisfy our curiosity, if we actually want to get somewhere with her, mm'kay?

>>40427916
> “Well you did mention someone named Talis”

>>40427916
>“Nothing important, let's go get breakfast”

>>40427961
Drop your fucking attitude man. You're not someone special who knows better. If these anons want to hear about Talis, let them vote for it. You act like a fucking tripfag who forgot to put on his trip.

>>40427961
How about you stop being an overbearing cunt and let us vote how we like

>>40427916
> “Well you did mention someone named Talis”

>>40427961
Now you're just being a dick.

>>40427916
>> “Well you did mention someone named Talis”

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>>40427991
>>40427961
>>40428037
and already this picture becomes useful

>>40427916
> “Well you did mention someone named Talis”

>>40427916
> “Well you did mention someone named Talis”
> “Something about masturbation, I think”

>>40427916
> “Something about masturbation, I think”
This will be funny.

Writing.

>>40427931
I think we'd blow up from so much mana

>>40428109
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to relieve a young goth magician from her sexual frustration.

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>>40428137
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

“Well you did mention someone named Tallis.”

“Oh, I see,” Valia frowns.

Well this is a new one for you, she actually looks, and sounds, annoyed.

“Not a friend of yours I take it?”

“No, well, it's complicated. He's, um, well, not someone I really want to talk about right now. Especially not right now.”

You shrug, smiling.

“Can we, can we drop it?”

“Consider it dropped. The only other thing you said was something about masturbation, a whole lot of masturbation.”

That has the desired effect, Valia's irritation giving way to that familiar flush.

“I-I-I I didn't, I wasn't serious, th-that was just the alcohol talking.”

“It's a perfectly natural thing for a healthy young woman to do, Valia, it's nothing to be ashamed of.”

“I need to go do something,” she yelps, hopping up and grabbing for her shirt, pulling it on back to front.

> “Alright, see you tomorrow.”
> “You can run off in a panic after breakfast.”

Got to go out for a bit, next post within an hour.

>>40428137
Mission accepted, now let's pick a squad for this operation

>>40428226
>“You can run off in a panic after breakfast.”

>>40428226
>> “You can run off in a panic after breakfast.”

>>40428226
>> “You can run off in a panic after breakfast.”

>>40428226
> “You can run off in a panic after breakfast.”

>>40428226
> “You can run off in a panic after breakfast.”

Eat all the eggs Valia

>>40428226
>> “You can run off in a panic after breakfast.”

>>40428226
> “You can run off in a panic after breakfast.”

>>40428226
> “You can run off in a panic after breakfast.”

>>40428197
>>40428183
>>40428234
>DCOM: Enemy Writhing
Pleasure Squad Quest when

>>40428234
I say we bring the plucky sex priest with attitude and the effeminate ghost mage

>>40428317
Incest? L-lewd

>>40428317
They'll need support, I say add the bat in as well.

>>40428317
Is the plan to do the effeminate ghost mage hard enough that the young goth magician gets too jealous not to jumpt the sex priest?
Because I could get down on that.

Seriously though, I both want to seduce the trap and am pretty sure this is one of the faster ways to start doing the goth.

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>>40428277
ALL OF THEM

>>40428226
>You can run off in a panic after breakfast.

>>40428366
The illustration always bugged me. That's clearly not what a bowl of eggs means.

>>40428345
think of how much mana we'll get from helping them sort out such confusing feelings, as we spitroast him
We might even get a boost in mana pool

>>40428351
I like your plan anon
>>40428347
and yours too

>>40428226
>> “You can run off in a panic after breakfast.”
This a fun, glad I could catch this. Orcs is cool but this is fun

>>40428226
> “You can run off in a panic after breakfast.”

>>40428401
It's clearly just extrapolating the social cluelessness that one guy showed to egg related matters, anon.

>>40428226
> “You can run off in a panic after breakfast.”

>>40428366
>Not taking the chick to a hospital

>>40428409
Orcs has gotten a little heavy, in plot and smut. The in between is just as important.

So how many of you fags are going to try and stop us from getting that sweet sweet boipussy

>>40428518
At least we got a qt fae out of the deal. Speaking of, Lordy needs to update Ur's character sheet with our new intrastate and any boons we got from other gods

>>40428570
>not wanting to teach him our ways and help him broup and manup to doubleteam his sister

>>40428570
Anything if its cute!
>God gives a thumbs up

>>40428570
Definitely not I.

>>40428570
Not my fetish mang

>>40428570
I'm not, I love traps. It's not like we'll become more degenerate into doing so

>>40428583
>thinking one thing won't lead to another
Best way to teach him how is by giving him some first-hand experience in what it's like to get fucked hard, anon!
This is basic logic.

>>40428583
We can do both, one isn't exclusive to the other

>>40428570
I usually don't go for that sorta thing, but surprisingly I have no problems with it. I won't vote with it but I won't vote against it.

>>40428583
but the question is HOW do we double team her?
one in the front and one in the back?
Spitroast?
Both our dicks in one hole, rubbing the tips over and under each other, driving both siblings crazy as Iden cums in his sister, his seed quickly followed by ours?

>>40428581
I'm breastplate, Danny auto correct

>>40428637

Grah I give up

>>40428636
>be lying next to my sister
>read this
You're making this awkward for me

>>40428637
Well, as long as Lordy doesn't forget Ur's new intrastate, I suppose there's no harm in updating the breastplate as well, but you have to keep your priorities straight.

>>40427961
Hello Breastplate. Were your parents hippies, that they chose that name?

>>40428670
No, smiths

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>>40428654
I don't see the problem here anon
I bet she's nice and warm

>>40428688
Incest smiths

>>40428581
Speaking of, I've been meaning to ask, when we use up a favor point, does our favor with said God actually go down? Does our chances of getting a boon go down or do we need to have a certain number of points to earn a boon?

>>40428688
Hippie smiths. Make ploughshares, not swords!

Actually, a damascus breastplate would be kind of psychedelic, if you could manage such a thing.

>>40428654
Just vote for pursueing the brother as long as she's there.
It should help with seducing the sister later, so you can still work towards satisfying your siscon fetish without your sister finding out!

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>>40428726
Meh she knows, just doesn't care.

But yes, the brother is gonna be fucked.

>>40428662
>intrastate

What

>>40428754
>Sister knows you want to fuck her
>'Doesn't care'
>Still lays down next to you while you read smut on 4chan
Anon, you're as clueless as an anime protagonist

>>40427213
Sorry anon, I would have voted against dicking her but I got home just half an hour ago.
>>40427916
>“First hangover?”
>“No, second, I once had a glass of wine at a family-...”
Okay, that's damn cute, CON really must be her dump stat.
>>40428754
Listen to >>40428777, anon. You have to put in the effort to make your dream a reality?

Shouldn't Lordy be back by now?
I'm happy you guys didn''t dick Valia, by the way.
>>40428226
>> “You can run off in a panic after breakfast.”

>>40428777
Fuck you, now I'm gonna have to try.

>>40428758
Just follow the links, anon.

>>40428581
>At least we got a qt fae out of the deal. Speaking of, Lordy needs to update Ur's character sheet with our new intrastate and any boons we got from other gods
Anon used "intrastate" as opposed to "breastplate"

>>40428637
>I'm breastplate, Danny auto correct
Anon said this instead of:
"I mean bresatplate, damn auto correct!"

>>40428662
>Well, as long as Lordy doesn't forget Ur's new intrastate, I suppose there's no harm in updating the breastplate as well, but you have to keep your priorities straight.
Another anon sarcastically replies by claiming the new intrastate is more important than the breastplate anyways.

>>40428823
Tell us how it goes.

>>40428836
>Sarcastically
Highways are vital to a developing kingdom, you know.

>>40428850
I'm sure the sarcasm was just fueled by the frustration over Ur not having any yet, not by a dismissal of their importance.

>>40428884
Well he got a lot while he was unconscious. So its kinda been like a day since he's had any

Back and writing.

>>40428999
Noice

>>40428954
I'm pretty sure anon was referring to Ur "not having any [intrastates]" yet, not "not getting any [sexual action]".
>>40428999
Yo, Lordy, glad I could at least catch the last bits of the session, how much longer are you going for? ~2 hours?

>>40429082
I'm pretty sure anon was just continuing the streak of poking fun at wording.

>>40429082
Until I get too tired to QM, I have nothing whatsoever to do tomorrow, so I don't mind saying up until retarded o'clock in the morning.

>>40429115
Sounds fucking great. I'm having a hard time deciding which of your quest I like best. Either this or GKQ. But OWQ is nice too, just too many retarded anons.

>>40429165
>>40429115
Pretty much this. OWQ has gotten so bloated with best girlish and YOLO we're da best cause we're da biggest. It's gotten hard to enjoy.

“Panic can wait, now is breakfast time,” you nod sagely, you are a priest after all.

“Um, I- I should probably get back to my parents.”

“What, like that?” you grin, pointing to her back to front shirt.

Valia gives an 'eep', trying to turn her shirt around with exposing anything, which seems a little pointless to you, since you have already seen everything.

“We'll get you some breakfast, give you time to work off that hangover, then you can go home all bright and cheerful and not looking like you just rolled out of bed drunk,” you smile, bending down and scooping up the sorceress' bra, handing it to her, provoking another round of red-faced stammering.

Once Valia has finished dressing and trying to smooth out her bed-head, she's ready to go. You of course woke up looking great, as always, so you just sat around admiring the sorceress from every angle as she rushed about.

“O-okay, I'm ready to go,” she says finally, giving you a nervous smile.

You push open the door, letting her out into the corridor and locking it behind you. You return to the front desk, where exactly the same guy seems to be sitting reading exactly the same book. He doesn't even look like he's turned any more pages. Weird.

“You still doing breakfast?”

“Ask through there,” he mumbles, pointing down the hallway.

(cont)

>>40429345
Wandering down, you find a bar, a few people sitting around eating breakfast. Overall the atmosphere seems a little subdued, and it's not hard to see why. Sat around a large table at the far side are six women, uniformly muscular and savage, four humans, an elf and an orc, eating breakfast, laughing and shouting. Half of them already look drunk. Valia gives you a nervous glance, trying to subtly lead you towards the far side of the room from the group.

Looks like Sisters of the Red Moon to you. Let's just say that there's a lot of things they don't like, your order being one of them. They haven't noticed you yet, sounds like they're too busy laughing about something.

>Disregard crazy women, acquire breakfast
>Hide your pendant, get some breakfast
>Go somewhere else for breakfast

>>40429201
But K'zala is best girl though.
until maybe draconic courtship with orcish poetry

>>40429362
>>Hide your pendant, get some breakfast
Question, can it be magically felt what church someone belongs to? As in, would hiding our necklace actually make it impossible to tell we're a sexpriest at a glance?

Warlord I love your stuff. You're awesome.

>>40429362
>>Hide your pendant, get some breakfast

>>40429165
>>40429201
I hope OWQ doesn't become like Banished Quest. I had to drop that after all the autistic bitching thread after thread. Maybe Lordy can give a negative modifier if we continue to shitpost after warning us to stop

>>40429362
>Go somewhere else for breakfast
We don't want no trabble

>>40429362
>Go somewhere else for breakfast

Let's avoid getting into a bar brawl before we're even drunk.

>>40429362
>hide pendant
>"Morning ladies, room for one more?"

>>40429378
Don't forget the courship gift!
Protip: It's big, it's biological, and it looks like the head of an Earth dragon

>>40429362
>>Hide your pendant, get some breakfast
>>40429378
Still the waifu wars and stupidity has kinda killed it for me. I'm behind 2threads behind.

>>40429362
>Hide your pendant, warn Valia

>>40429362
>Disregard crazy women, acquire breakfast

>>40429362
>>Go somewhere else for breakfast

>>40429362
>Hide your pendant, get some breakfast
But why do they dislike our order?

>>40429386
Appreciate it, anon.

>>40429384
Some people might be able to tell, but that would take a very rare understanding of mana combined with an impressive talent at reading body language and mannerisms. Hiding your pendant will make it impossible for *most* people to tell at a glance.

>>40429393
It seems to have calmed down again now for the most part.

>>40429413
Too dangerous with her Lamia cultists. They still find all dragons as divine

>>40429425
Is the order that the Sisters of the Red Moon make up the type that would have those kinds of people? I assume that is a very magical sort, while these girls look more like FIST magicians.
>>40429393
>not enjoying the shitposting
It's really just to please Soma, he feeds off of the stuff.
>>40429456
They wouldn't let us meet her normally anyway, obviously the courtship will be the sort where we beat up all her forces and lock her up with magical chains, and then we dick her and be nice to her.

>>40429362
>Go somewhere else for breakfast

>>40429492
>Is the order that the Sisters of the Red Moon make up the type that would have those kinds of people? I assume that is a very magical sort, while these girls look more like FIST magicians.
Maybe some particularly smart and powerful ones, but for the most part probably not.

>>40429362
>Hide your pendant, get some breakfast

>>40429362
>Hide your pendant, get some breakfast

>>40429362
>Disregard crazy women, acquire breakfast

>>40429492
>enjoying shitposting
Key word is shut anon, no thanks

Hiding the pendant and getting breakfast wins.

Writing.

>There's an order named "Sisters of the Red Moon"
This is THE best setting.

>>40429573
God damn it, I just got it.
How can something be so clever and so crass at the same time?

>>40429621
I'm pretty sure the effect primarily comes from how many holy order and whatnot names have to be made up for every detailed setting.

Lordy probably just came up with a bunch of crass double-entendres for them, because it makes coming up with names less tiresome and it makes them easier to keep straight.

But with how basically everyone just files the name of the third random order you encountered today away without thinking about it, you get things like this where the joke hits you in the back of the head ten minutes later.

>>40428079
Futa shitposters should replace anti lesbian shitposters. I really haven't seen any bad anti-lesbian stuff, whereas the futa posters refuse to go away.

>>40429725
>"I've never been in a quest with a FeMC"

>>40429573
>at a certain time of the month their berserker powers are massively increased
I like it

>>40429725
>I really haven't seen any bad anti-lesbian stuff
He probably means lesbian stuff is bad, and to be honest it kinda is when every single female has to turn into a fetishit's vision of a lesbian.

>>40429725
Go into a quest with the slightest yuri undertones, that isn't outright advertised as a yuri quest and when inevitably some yurifag makes a comment hoping for yuri, immediately an anti-yuri fag appears to complain about how they don't want this to turn into another yuriquest.
And then you have a shitstorm.

The leading theory on how these anti-yurifags appear out of nowhere is that they have terrorist sleeper cells spread out among the population.

>>40429725
You mean anti-futa shitposters. These faggots are the biggest crybabies ever.

>>40429573
seeing it I kept thinking of the sisters of the blood moon from icewind dale

Yeah, you're really not eager to take on six of those Red Moon lunatics before you've even had some eggs, especially not with Valia here. You slip your pendant inside your shirt, going over to the bar and ordering some food for you and Valia, handing the bartender a couple of coins.

You make your way back to the table, where Valia sits nervously, giving a relieved smile as you return.

“T-they're certainly energetic, aren't they.”

“That's one way of putting it, I suppose,” you shrug.

“You know them?”

“Sisters of the Red Moon, I've met some before.”

“Oh... I... um, is that a reference to... um...y-you know.”

“You know I think it might be, it would make a whole lot of sense.”

Valia nods silently, and you find the obnoxiously loud conversation of the group intruding on the momentary lapse in conversation.

“Can't believe they charge six fucking gold for the big room.”
“Yeah, that asshole at the front desk, I'm gonna tear that book up.”
“Where the fuck did the new girl run off to anyway?”
“She'll turn up, bitch knows her place.”
“This bacon tastes like ass.”
“No pig meat that cheap, fuckface, you're eating rat bacon.”
“Holy Maiden where the fuck is Rihara.”
“Can't eat breakfast with tongue cramps.”
“Bitch can lick.”

“J-jareth, are you alright?”

You blink, focusing back on your heavily blushing companion.

“Hmm, yeah, just thought I heard a name I recognized, that's all.”

“O-oh, well, um, the eggs are here,” she smiles, sliding a plate across to you.

You grin, digging into your eggs. Adventuring builds up an appetite it seems.

>Talk about yesterday's adventure
>Ask Valia more about herself
>Just make small-talk

Please only pick one choice, if you pick more than one I will just take the first one you list as your choice.