>>40431205
“Du fug habben'd,” she groaned, rolling off of the smashed remains of breakfast, shoving aside the startled man as she rubbed at her broken nose, wiping blood off her lip with the back of her hand.

The rest of the group has already risen from their table.

“The fuck was that, Akora?” the largest of the human women shouts.

“That tittybitch just magicked me or some shit,” she snarls.

“The fuck you think you're doing,” the freakishly muscled elf woman barks, as the group start to advance. Well this turned bad fast.

“Hey, that guy looks kind of familiar.”

“Yeah, now that you mention. We seen this fag somewhere before?”

Seems a shame to waste the mana that Valia so kindly donated to you, but it seems it's time to ask the old fight or flight response on a suitable course of action.

>Grab Valia, get the hell out
>Be the smuggest motherfucker you can be

>>40431216
>Grab Valia, get the hell out

>>40431216
>>Be the smuggest motherfucker you can be
Problem?

>>40431216
Grab Valia,get out. We have better things (and people) to be doing.

>>40431216
>Be the smuggest motherfucker you can be

>>40431216
>Be the smuggest motherfucker you can be

>>40431216
>Be the smuggest motherfucker you can be
bitch molested our friend, her and hers have earned every bit of this.

>>40431216
>Get Valia to magic herself away, be the smug guy who knows her tittymage is safe.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>40431216
Fight or FRIGHT

WHIP DADICK OUT AND INTIMIDATE THEM

>>40431216
>>Grab Valia, get the hell out

>>40431216
>Be the smuggest motherfucker you can be

>>40431216
>>Grab Valia, get the hell out
Escape with titty sorceress.

>>40431216
>Grab Valia, get the hell out

>>40431216
>Be the smuggest motherfucker you can be
Why would you put this option or write it the way you did? You should know by now I can't resist picking it even though I know it's an awful idea.

>>40431383
Damn, now that you've said it, I can't resist either.
>Be the smuggest motherfucker you can be

Smugtime.

Writing.

>>40431462
This will either end very well or very badly.

I pray for the former though the latter would be hilarious

You know you shouldn't, but you can't resist. Besides, if Valia is going to get groped by another woman, it is going to be a woman she is comfortable with, and preferably while you are involved.

Leaning back on your chair, you but on the smuggest grin you can muster, which is pretty damned smug if you may say so yourself.

“Sorry, don't think we've met. Just to be sure though, if you all turn around and bend over I'll let you know if I recognize the backs of any of your heads.”

You think you can actually feel the temperature dropping as the entire room turns deathly silent. It looks like it's taking the Red Moon sisters a few seconds to actually process the fact that you said that, six faces frozen in expressions of disbelief.

“Valia, you might want to...” you mutter, nodding your head to behind you.

Your sorceress companion darts out of her chair round to the other side of you, just a second before the moment ends and the first of the Red Moon sisters launches herself at you with a battlecry of “motherfucker!”

With one smooth motion, you bring your chair out from under you as you hop to your feet, splintering the wooden frame into the square jaw of one of the human women, knocking her flat on her back dazed.

“You are fucking dead, prick” the largest of the women roars, as the group hurls themselves at you.

> “...and now we run, Valia”
> Time for a bar room brawl

>>40431709
>Time for a bar room brawl

>>40431709
>Time for a bar room brawl

>>40431709
>Time for a bar room brawl

>>40431709
>And now you run, Valia.
>What can I say, guess ladies are naturally attracted to me.
Time for an asswhooping.
Good thing they're drunk, wouldn't be able to take them otherwise.

>>40431709

>Time for a bar room brawl

If it leaves us low on mana, I motion to get some sweet damsel-in-distress action from Valia later.

>>40431709
> Time for a bar room brawl
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
FLOW FOR THE FLOW THRONE

>>40431709
>“...and now we run, Valia”

>>40431709
> “...and now we run, Valia”

Let them separate a bit as they chase us, smack the lead one in the face with another environmental object, rinse and repeat.

>>40431773
I vote to get in touch with the blonde barmaid we felt up the other day, she was a cutie.
If she's off work, we can have some fun with her.

>>40431709
> “...and now we run, Valia”

>>40431709
>> Time for a bar room brawl

>>40431709
> Time for a bar room brawl

>>40431709
>And now we run, Valia!
We don't want to have to pay for all the furniture that's about to be broken out of our shiny new adventuring money, and while they groped our friend, we definitely started the fight.

>>40431709
>> Time for a bar room brawl

>>40431709
>> “...and now we run, Valia”
Discretion is the best part of valor, etc.

>>40431855
They were the first ones to attack.

>>40431709
> And now we run

>>40431778
Top fucking kek mate

>>40431709
>I don't usually like to beat up pretty faces
>But luckily that's not a concern with you lot
But seriously, let's take it outside, eh?

>>40431813

I know you fags are quick to fall in love, but c'mon, she's a college dropout with big tits. A portal sorcereress isn't exactly some kind of irreplaceable novelty.

We can either keep Valia around as an endless font of mana (expending some every once in a while to lay some charm on, soothe jealousy or subtly try to pique her interest in a three-way). Or, my personal favorite, just live day-to-day and deal with the consequences as they come up. A little intra-party drama is easily fixed, there are a million more routes we can go from there.

>>40431709
> “...and now we run, Valia”

Brawl time.

Writing.

>>40431919
Not rushing to fuck some innocent sweetheart isn't falling in love, faggot.
I'm going to guess that you're the kind that only votes for smut because that's all you can think about.

>>40431956

Just having enough faith in the QM to not immediately bad end us just because we worshipped our goddess a little too fervently.

I'm only suggesting that we play in character.

>>40431989
I think it was Jareth's pride saying dammit if I'm going to fuck her, I want her to remember it as the best of her life. She needs to be sober for that.

>>40431989
Good thing you know what in character is after 2 sessions, and after Jareth has been established as not a total dickwad.
it's not about being bad ended, it's about not rushing to shit because "MUH SMUT", the flirting and seduction, when done slowly, are the best parts of these things, and the most entertaining route to take.

You duck under a punch from the lead Sister, upending the table in their path.

“You know, I don't usually like to beat up pretty faces,” you grin, as another seizes a bottle off a nearby table, hurling it past your face, the bottle shattering back in the same Sister's face a moment later as it's launched out of a portal in front of her.

“Luckily, none of you qualify,” you continue, knocking aside a blow from the overmuscled elf and slamming an elbow into her jaw.

“I'm going to rip off your dick, shit for brains,” the largest woman roars, sparks of red mana arcing up her arms as she starts to grow in size, muscles bulging and lips peeling back into a rictus grimace.

...and here you were not using magic.

>Eh, you can still take them without it (DC 18)
>Charge up a little of that mana (4 Mana, DC 12)
>Elshhu guide my facepunches (8 Mana, DC 6)

>>40432103
>Elshhu guide my facepunches (8 Mana, DC 6)

>>40432103
>>Charge up a little of that mana (4 Mana, DC 12)

>Charge up a little of that mana (4 Mana, DC 12)

>>40432103
>>Elshhu guide my facepunches (8 Mana, DC 6)

>>40432103
>>Eh, you can still take them without it (DC 18)
Come on bitches, you ain't no thing, all bark no bite

>>40432103
>Charge up a little of that mana (4 Mana, DC 12)
Oh boy oh boy

>>40432037

So we're playing the only pure-hearted member of a sex cult.

Is there some kind of backstory we have around to make this canon? I'm not opposed to playing it that way, it just seems like a ludicrous first guess at the undescribed personality of a sex priest.

>>40432103
>Charge up a little of that mana (4 Mana, DC 12)

>>40432103
>>Charge up a little of that mana (4 Mana, DC 12)
>You know, I was trying to be nice by not using magic, but if that's how you want to play...

>>40432103
>>Elshhu guide my facepunches (8 Mana, DC 6)

>>40432103
>Elshhu guide my facepunches (8 Mana, DC 6)
Rather wasteful, but I'm pretty sure things might get worse afterwards.

>>40432103

>Elushu guide me

>>40432103
>>Elshhu guide my facepunches (8 Mana, DC 6)

>>40432103
>Elshhu guide my facepunches (8 Mana, DC 6)
One of them's going all in, so let's return the favor.

>>40432153
Pure hearted?
Excuse me, how is fingering a drunk chick you met only that day pure hearted?
No, we're ideally just playing someone who can think of things other than sex and won't rush some cute virgin into it.
Recall that I'm voting to fuck the barmaid who we talked to for literally 2 minutes, I'm not voting for chastity unless in marriage, I just want to have fun with Valia, otherwise her character would be wasted.

>>40432103
>Elshhu guide my facepunches (8 Mana, DC 6)
Don't leave any adds standing fr the boss battle!

>>40432103
>Elshhu guide my facepunches (8 Mana, DC 6)

>>40432215
>One of them's going all in
We actually have no way of knowing this, you know.
>>40432103
>>Charge up a little of that mana (4 Mana, DC 12)
I'll laugh if we roll 17+, a great roll and mana wasted.

>>40432103
>>Charge up a little of that mana (4 Mana, DC 12)

>>40432103
>>Elshhu guide my facepunches (8 Mana, DC 6)

>>40432103
>Charge up a little of that mana (4 Mana, DC 12)

8 Mana spent, DC 6

[Mana: 30/50]

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>40432342
PENIS POWER

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>40432342

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40432342

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>40432342
ugh

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>40432342

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>40432342

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40432368
>>40432360
>>40432349
>>40432342
Guess we really needed that mana afterall.

>>40432368
+5 Success.

Writing.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>40432256
Hahahahahahahhahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahaahahahahaha

>>40432349
>>40432360
>>40432368
>11
Why is Jareth so shit at what he does?

>>40432396
he is a lover not a fighter i suppose

>>40432403
He's a WARRIORpriest

>>40432396
Don't be too hard on him.
Unlike Perseus he doesn't have a mirror shield, so he has to fight with closed eyes.

>>40432396
He carried the party in the adventure 19 and 18s he's just a slow starter. He's in lover mode not fighter mode atm.

>>40432416
does not mean he has to be good at it

>>40432396
He doesn't like beating women up, even if they look like men.
He'd rather fuck them.

>>40432383
TIME TO LAY DOWN THE LAWWWW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXPmYpUsQgk

>>40432439
But it does mean that it is what he does.

>>40432465
>this fight scene
Haha oh shit, is this movie any good?

>>40432572
that scenes pretty much the only good scene in the whole movie, the rest feels like a bad james bond clone thats trying to be self aware

>>40432572
I was pretty pleasantly surprised by it. If you enjoyed Kick Ass, you'll enjoy Kingsmen, no doubt, and Jackson kills it as the BBEG.

You throw a couple of jabs at the hulking Sister's abdomen, but it's like punching a slab of steel. She sneers down at you, insofar as her face is capable of such things right now, cracking her knuckles.

“You punch like a little bitch.”

You shrug, hopping back onto the edge of a table, feeling the pleasant spark of mana swimming through your leg, swirling through the muscle and bone, then you leap forward, spinning as you jump. You catch the leader across the cheek with your shin, smacking her off her feet and crashing into the side of the bar.

“Here I was trying to be all civilized and not use magic, but if that's how you want to do it.”

Not quite hard enough, she felt it, but she's not down for the count yet, shakily picking herself up. Another two of the sisters rush you, but you're still charged full of the good stuff. You flick a plate off the nearest table, the force of your mana-infused muscles slamming it into the orc Sister hard enough to knock her off her feet, spinning once in the air before she lands hard. The other Sister screams, clutching a bottle and charging at you, you block the bottle, sliding a foot into the side of her ankle and tossing her to the ground, face first into the remnants of someone's breakfast.

The big Sister is up, and tears off a chunk of bar with a roar, lifting it high overhead. That looks like it would hurt.

>Strike first
>Human shield
>Smash it

>>40432572
I thought it was very well done. Not ground breaking in any way, but good action scenes, campy spy stuff, and reasonably acted.

>>40432626
>Smash it
HULK SMASH! HULK BASH! BUT HULK PUT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN

>>40432572
It's a modernish take on spy flicks.
If you don't like the genre though (or think they're supposed to take themselves serious) you won't like this.

>>40432609
That describes pretty much all James Bond films as well.

>>40432626
>>Human shield

>>40432626
>Strike first

>>40432626
>Strike first
Dodge and strike in the dirtiest place possible

>>40432626
>Strike first

>>40432626
>Strike first

>>40432626
Shit do we fight smrt or for big dick points?

>>40432626
Pussy kick!

>>40432626
>>Strike first

>>40432626
>>Strike first
PROCEED WITH THE CUNT PUNCHES!

>>40432626
>Strike first

>>40432626
>Human shield other sister, then slide over from her side and strike hard at a vulnerable area(ie her cunt)

>>40432626
>Strike first

>>40432626
>Strike first

>>40432626
>Smash it

Striking first wins. In future I'll include mana costs and options in the same post, my bad on this one.

>0 Mana, DC 16
>4 Mana, DC 12
>8 Mana, DC 8

>>40432897
>4 Mana, DC 12

>>40432897
>>4 Mana, DC 12

>>40432897
>8 Mana, DC 8

>>40432897
>4 Mana, DC 12

>>40432897
>>4 Mana, DC 12

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>>40432897
>0 Mana, DC 16

I can feel it

>>40432897
>8 Mana, DC 8

>>40432897
>>4 Mana, DC 12
How much mana could we get out of hate-sex....

>>40432897
>>4 Mana, DC 12

>>40432897
>4 Mana, DC 12

>>40432897
>4 Mana, DC 12

>>40432976
>How much mana could we get out of hate-sex....
A fair bit.

>>40432897
>>4 Mana, DC 12

>>40432897
>4 Mana, DC 12

>>40432103
Charge up a little, no need to waste all the mana we just got.

>>40432897
>4 Mana, DC 12

4 Mana spent. DC 12

[Mana 26/50]

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>40433012
Would banging a good portion of the red moon increase our mana pool?

Seems like a "crusade" against them would greatly please our goddess

>>40433128

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40433128
rollin

>>40433128

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>40433128
PUSSY PUNCH
KUNT KICK

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40433128

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>40433128

>>40433154
Nice

>>40433154
+5 Success.

Writing.

>>40433154
phew, thank you anon

>>40433154
thank god

>>40433131
this ain't Orc Warlord Quest anon, I don't think Elshhu works quite like Y'zagya

>>40433285
I barely follow that so I don't really know what you're talking about

You duck under a chair swing, fingers to the wooden floor as you sprint forward. The lead Red Moon sister barely has time to register your change in position before you slam a fist up between her legs.

Her eyes cross as she gives a wheezing sound of pain, her grip slipping on the chunk of bar, the heavy slab of lumber crashing down on her head, knocking her back down to the ground. The elf sister back up throws herself at you, clutching a steak knife, snapping the blade off the knife with your knuckles, you flip the elf up and over.

The head sister starts to pick the chunk of bar up off of her face, only to have it slammed back down by two hundred fifty pounds of raging elf.

You turn to the last two sisters, one clutching a bloody nose, the other wiping scrambled eggs from her face. The pair look to you, then to each other, screaming out a war cry and charging. You duck under two drunken swings, spinning on your heels and slamming their two heads together. A chair splinters off your raised forearm, as you turn to block a blow from the last sister standing, knocking her back with a blow to the abdomen. She leaps back to her feet, pulling a wicked looking blade from her belt, roaring as she leaps at you, only to blink out of existence and land face first on top of the growing pile over the group's musclebound leader.

Taking a calming breath, you glance around.

No Sisters left standing, all of them groaning in various states of unconsciousness. Valia peeks out timidly from behind an overturned table, giving you a nervous smile.

>Time to go
>Question the leader About Rihara
>Pay for damages

>>40433330
Y'zagya's the sex/fertility goddess for orcs in that quest. She encourages her faithful to sleep with many races, often forcefully. to propagate their race.

>>40433285
From what I've seen it's basically about being a smooth, giving partner that leaves the partner satisfied, and the greater the emotional enjoyment the better the mana return.

>>40433430
>Time to go

>>40433430
>>Question the leader About Rihara

>>40433430
>>Pay for damages
I don't want to part with gold we just got, but I want to keep our reputation as a Disciple of Elshhu in the green

>>40433430
>>Question the leader About Rihara
and

>Pay for damages

Warlord, how cutie can female orcs be in this setting?
Has Jareth ever dicked an orc?
Are some of them musclewaifu goodness without being as shit as this dyke we're fighting?
>>40433430
>look for Rahara on our own

>>40433430
>Question the leader About Rihara
>Pay for damages

>>40433430
>>Time to go

>>40433430
>>Pay for damages

>>40433430
>Time to go
Let these gals pay for damages. They started it.

>>40433430
>Question the leader About Rihara
>Pay for damages

>>40433430
>Pay for damages
Make these bitches look bad, paying for their damage.

>>40433430
>>Question the leader About Rihara
>Pay for damages

>>40433430
>Question the leader About Rihara
>Pay for damages

>>40433430
>>Time to go

>>40433430
>>Question the leader About Rihara
>>Pay for damages

>>40433430
Tell the owner the sisters did most of the damage, but we'll pay our part.
Pay for the two chairs we broke, and the plate.
>>40433527
I hope you realize they already look bad, and wouldn't consider being payed for anythig to care about, hell they'd probably be happy.

>>40433430
>Question the leader About Rihara
then
>Pay for damages

>>40433430
Tell the owner they're paying since we won.

>>40433430
>>Question the leader About Rihara
>>Pay for damages

>>40433430
Do we have any sex spells?
Pressure point tricks?
Roll to cast cunt numbness on them, take that carpet munchers!

>>40433430
>>Question the leader About Rihara

>>40433430
>Question the leader About Rihara
>Pay for damages

Take their money, pay for the damages out of it, pocket the rest

>>40433556
very good idea

>>40433430
>Question the leader About Rihara

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>>40433599
anon, you linked my vote. Please don't do that.

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>>40433430
>relevant fight scene

Writing.

>>40433719
Fuck wait nevermind, deleting.

>>40433719
delete the post with the vote you're changing from

>>40433468
Just saw your post, anon.

>Warlord, how cutie can female orcs be in this setting?
There are hot female orcs, for sure.

>Has Jareth ever dicked an orc?
A couple of times.

>Are some of them musclewaifu goodness without being as shit as this dyke we're fighting?
You know it.

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>>40433597
our Ultimate technique should a lewd version of pic related:
>you've already come
que clothes being destroyed as our opponent climaxes

>>40433430
<Valia peeks out timidly from behind an overturned table, giving you a nervous smile.

I have to say, cowtits portal witch is growing on me. I hope she sticks around

>>40433811
Fisting of the North Star

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>>40433811
>>40433848
pfft

>>40433811
I like the idea of technique that lets every place we punch turns into a sensitive, erogenous zone, increasing the amount of vulnerability and sensation they feel when getting hit

>>40433811
>Not energy projections
>Not molding energy into another dick

You think small young one

And thats why you have warrior priests when you're a relaxed goddess of free love.
>Patriarchy crying tumblrbulls

>>40433966
>not wanting to pull down the sky with love
>not beating down the abstinent with just one finger
>not speeding up the lust with a heart filled with love
not being SHOCK
i am disapointed old one

“Nice work, Valia, sorry breakfast got ruined,” you smile.

“Um, o-oh, it's no problem, thanks for looking out for me.”

You grin, turning and walking to the bar, or what's left of it, leaning over to glance at the bartender cowering behind it.

“Hey, sorry about that, I think I owe you for a couple of chairs and a plate.”

“A couple of chairs? Look at this place!”

“Rest of it's on these six charming ladies, you want my advice, you'll go through their pockets before they wake up.”

You can tell the man wants to say more, but is probably reluctant to push you too far after that display, especially when you drop eight gold in his hand.

Pushing up from the bar, you walk over to the groaning pile of Red Moon sisters, rolling the top two off of the leader and shunting aside the chunk of bar.

“Rise and shine, princess.”

The woman groans, muscles shrinking away as the mana fades from her spell, leaving behind a bruised and swollen face.

“You fuck, I won't forget this.”

“Well good for you for not getting brain damage, I guess. Good for me too, because I need to ask you something.”

“Fuck you, there's your answer.”

“Uhuh, well here's the question, Rihara, where is she?”

“Rihara, I dunno, she probably went back to to the chapterhouse on Krennel Street. Why the fuck do you want to know where...”

The leader's eye, the one that isn't swollen shut, goes wide, staring up at you.

“Shit, now I know why I recognized you, you look like the new bitch.”

You smile.

“Krennel Street, got it, oh and one more thing...”

You slam a fist into the leader's face, splintering the wood beneath and leaving her unconscious and groaning buried halfway through the floorboards.

“That's for calling my sister a bitch.”

(cont)

>>40434110
You hop up, dusting off your hands and placing another couple of gold on the table.

“That's for the floor.”

You turn to Valia, giving her a smile.

“Shall we get going.”

“Y-yeah. I, um, I really do need to get going now, my parents will be worried. I'm really sorry to run off.”

You smile, waving her away.

“Yeah yeah, I'll see you tomorrow, take it easy Valia.”

“Okay, thank you, for... um... a-all kinds of things, bye Jareth.”

With that the cute little sorceress jogs off out the door. Damn shame she wasn't willing to give you another refuel, but it's not like she's the only option you've got.

>Go check out Krennel Street
>Go back to the Bellicose Swan, look for that blonde barmaid
>Head back to the inn you skipped out on yesterday and pay the tab
>Go for a stroll, look for someone to help you charge up your mana

>>40434135
>Go for a stroll, look for someone to help you charge up your mana

>>40434135
>Go check out Krennel Street

>>40434135
>>Head back to the inn you skipped out on yesterday and pay the tab

>>40434135
>Go back to the Bellicose Swan, look for that blonde barmaid

>>40434135
>>Go back to the Bellicose Swan, look for that blonde barmaid

>>40434135
>Go for a stroll, look for someone to help you charge up your mana
Then
>Go check out Krennel Street

>>40434135
Head to kennel st, look for a recharge on the way.

>>40434135
>>Go back to the Bellicose Swan, look for that blonde barmaid
Wanna get a bit more topped off before we head off and see sis.

>>40434135
>>Go check out Krennel Street

>>40434135
>>Head back to the inn you skipped out on yesterday and pay the tab
We should probably pay our tab if we ever want to drink their again

>>40434135
>>Go check out Krennel Street

>>40434135
>>Head back to the inn you skipped out on yesterday and pay the tab.

>>40434135
>Go back to the Bellicose Swan, look for that blonde barmaid

>>40434135
>Go check out Krennel Street
Charging up on mana isn't a bad idea, but we don't really know how long our sis will stay there (it's morning and I doubt she'll stay in the chapter house all day) and once word of this gets back our welcome will be a lot worse than it already promises to be.

>>40434135
>Head back to the inn you skipped out on yesterday and pay the tab
then
>Go for a stroll, look for someone to help you charge up your mana

>>40434135
>Go back to the Bellicose Swan, look for that blonde barmaid
Give me some mana, baby

>>40434135
>Head back to the inn you skipped out on yesterday and pay the tab

>>40434135

>Go back to the Bellicose Swan

We should snag some mana if we have a minute. What are we now, near half?

>>40434263
26/50

>>40434135
>>Head back to the inn you skipped out on yesterday and pay the tab
and then
>Go back to the Bellicose Swan, look for that blonde barmaid
like this anon suggested
>>40434240

>>40434135
>Go for a stroll, look for someone to help you charge up your mana

>>40434135
>>Head back to the inn you skipped out on yesterday and pay the tab
>then
>>Go for a stroll, look for someone to help you charge up your mana

>>40434282
How do we increase that?
Meditation?
Fightan?
Do we have to fuck a dragon?

>>40434135
>>Go back to the Bellicose Swan, look for that blonde barmaid
>>Head back to the inn you skipped out on yesterday and pay the tab

>>40434362
Impregnation

>>40434362
fucking a barmaid is enough

Writing.

>>40434362
The size of your mana pool total will increase over time. If you meant filling up the pool, then acts of a lewd nature.

>>40434410
Nah I meant the cap

>>40434426
oh now i feel dumb

Since it was a tie, we'll do the inn tab first then back to the Bellicose Swan to track down blondie.

>>40434410
Sort of, we'd probably get more juice going after the same barmaid though given she's already met us and we hit on her

>>40434493
look at us, being all responsible, paying for damages we caused as well as our masters' tab.
Jareth hides his degeneracy well

First you suppose you should deal with outstanding debts. Gurby strikes you as exactly the sort of man to hire people to recover it, and somehow you doubt that the people he hires will be beautiful and conflicted young criminals just trying to get by in an unfair world and looking for love. They'll probably be trolls, bigass ugly trolls, with warts, and poor personal hygiene.

Strolling out of the Snoring Giant, you make your way back to the imaginatively named 'Gurby's Inn'. It's a fair walk, but the day is young and the bridgeway is slightly less packed than usual. You steer clear of the grinning woman wielding Unity Guild pamphlets today, though you do get a Troglodyte Supremacists Front leaflet shoved into your hands as you pass, that's still going you guess. Ergh, the pamplet even smells like one of them.

You cut off into an alley round to Gurby's place, walking past a snoring doorman and pushing through the door. It's pretty empty at this time of day, most of Gurby's clientèle only come for the drinks, not for the rooms, just a couple of the regular drunks and a few shady looking orcs and humans.

Gurby looks up from behind the bar, the scar-faced orc giving you a tusked snarl.

“You've got a lot of nerve coming back here again, Elshhuan,” he growls, the looming shapes of his two troll bouncers emerging from corners of the inn.

“Relax Gurby, I'm just here to pay off the tab, when Artor and Senta ran off they look all my money with them,” you shrug.

“Fuckin' deadbeats,” the orc snorts.

“You're telling me, twenty gold should cover it for the unpaid time,” you shrug.

“Late payment fees make it fourty,” the orc grins, his two trolls towering over you.

“Really Gurby, I came here to make things right and you're trying to shake me down?”

[Mana: 26/50]

> “Thirty, call it good faith.”
> “I said twenty, and it's twenty.”
> “You know, let's make it ten on account of my hurt feelings.”
>Knock those bouncers the fuck out. (5 mana)

>>40434839
>> “I said twenty, and it's twenty.”

>>40434839
> “Thirty, call it good faith.”

>>40434839
> “Thirty, call it good faith.”
>"Plus I might be bringing more people in here for business soon, got my own adventuring party now"

>>40434839
> “Thirty, call it good faith.”
as well as
>>40434896

>>40434839
>Knock those bouncers the fuck out. (5 mana)

>>40434839
>> “Thirty, call it good faith.”
>"Plus I might be bringing more people in here for business soon, got my own adventuring party now"

>>40434839
>“Thirty, call it good faith.”

>>40434839
>“I said twenty, and it's twenty.”

>>40434839
> “I said twenty, and it's twenty.”

>>40434839
>“I said twenty, and it's twenty.”

>>40434839
> “I said twenty, and it's twenty.”

>>40434839
> “I said twenty, and it's twenty.”

>>40434839
>> “Thirty, call it good faith.”
>"Plus I might be bringing more people in here for business soon, got my own adventuring party now"

>>40434839
>> “Thirty, call it good faith.”
>"Plus I might be bringing more people in here for business soon, got my own adventuring party now"

I'd rather not get in another fight or try to convince him, thank you very much. We need to conserve what mana we have

>>40434839
>Fifty and you owe me one or two

>>40434839
>> “Thirty, call it good faith ”
>"Plus I might be bringing more people in here for business soon, got my own adventuring party now"

>>40434839
>> “Thirty, call it good faith.”
>"Plus I might be bringing more people in here for business soon, got my own adventuring party now."

>>40434839
>> “You know, let's make it ten on account of my hurt feelings.”

Writing.

>>40435085
>The orc punches you in the throat

“We'll call it thirty, and that's on good faith, since I'm such a nice guy,” you shrug, tossing him the gold.

Gurby catches it, counting through it with a grin.

“Plus I might be bringing more people in here for business soon, got my own adventuring party now.”

“Adventuring's for suckers, you ever want some real work I can hook you up,” Gurby snorts, biting down on one of the coins before stuffing the gold in his pocket.

“I'll bear that in mind, Gurby, you take it easy,” you grin, turning and heading for the door, leaving Gurby to his business.

The walk back to Glimmer Street is a little more tiresome, business has had time to pick up, and you find yourself caught at rush hour on the bridgeway, shoulder to shoulder with hordes of guildsmen off to work cobbling or cutting hair or whatever it is most of these guildsmen do. The plus side is that the crazies have given up on trying to pass out pamphlets for fear of being caught in the crush of people, so you manage to get back without any more literature being shoved into your hands.

Stretching, you step back into the Bellicose Swan, glancing around. It's pretty quiet this early, a few parties scattered about chatting about their latest score. You spot a familiar figure swaying from table to table, so you suppose she's still working.

“Don't you ever stop,” you grin, the barmaid giving you a coy smile, stopping to wipe the table next to you.

“I'm just working a few extra hours this morning, I get off in an hour.”

> “Alternatively, we could go out back and I could get you off right now.”
> “I can wait.”

>>40435397
>> “I can wait.”
We want a deluxe steak dinner not a fast food meal

>>40435397
>> “I can wait.”

>>40435397
> “Alternatively, we could go out back and I could get you off right now.”

>>40435397
>> “I can wait.”

>>40435397
> “I can wait.”

>>40435397
> “I can wait.”

>>40435397
> “I can wait.”

>>40435397
>"I can wait." Does this give us time to find our sister? Something tell me hulkamania back there will want to pound her face in because she looks like us. And that order is a little, caustic, we can either take her on in our party or suggest another.

>>40435543
Hey man, it's not like that come on.

>>40435397
>“Alternatively, we could go out back and I could get you off right now.”
Hot

>>40435543
It's unlikely that the Red Moon sister leader is going to be capable of forming sentences, let alone pounding anyones' face in, for several more hours to come.

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>>40435543
You have a
>BROTHEEEER?

>>40435677
funny enough thats how pictured the dyke we questioned

“I can wait,” you smile, and the barmaid sways off with one last smile.

You wander up to the bar, Hook giving you the stinkeye for just a moment before his expression softens back its usual look of general hatred for the world.

“Back again?” he squeaks.

“Well, I'm a successful adventurer now, Hook, I picked up moss and everything,” you nod, leaning against the bar, glancing at the parties in the tavern. You spot a familiar head of red hair in one of the groups, it's that thief girl you saw yesterday. Looks like her group is still in one piece, a few cuts and bruises between them, but no-one missing, which does of course mean the Sunbringer is also there.

“Well as a successful adventurer, you going to buy something or just prop up my bar all morning?”

>Go for a wander along Glimmer Street for the hour
>Get a drink and kill some time
>Get a drink and go chat to thief girl and her group

>>40435753
>Get a drink and kill some time
Eye on the prize

>>40435753
>>Get a drink and kill some time

>>40435753
>>Get a drink and go chat to thief girl and her group

>>40435753
>>Get a drink and go chat to thief girl and her group

>>40435753
>Get a drink and go chat to thief girl and her group
Hide the pendant, and talk about adventuring and stuff, something neutral.

>>40435753
>>Get a drink and go chat to thief girl and her group

>>40435753
>>Get a drink and go chat to thief girl and her group
threeway?

>>40435753
>Get a drink and kill some time

>>40435753
>Get a drink and go chat to thief girl and her group
Because fun could happen and generally curious.

>>40435753
>Get a drink and go chat to thief girl and her group

>>40435753
>Go for a wander along Glimmer Street for the hour

>>40435753
>>Get a drink and go chat to thief girl and her group
Get a thing going on the side maybe.

>>40435753
>>Get a drink and go chat to thief girl and her group

>>40435753
>Get a drink and kill some time

Writing.

You slip the pendant back inside your shirt, you feel a little bad for hiding your faith twice in one day but... oh who are you kidding, Elshhu doesn't give a shit.

You order a drink from Hook, passing him a coin across the table as he slides your drink across. Picking it up, you saunter over to where the thief girl and her group are sitting, chatting away about something.

The fighter, the non-Sunbringer one, looks up as you approach, raising an eyebrow.

“Something I can help you with, friend?”

The tone of his voice implies that the final part of that question is meant ironically.

“Relax, Felder, you're always so highly strung,” the tattooed mage snorts, swigging his drink.

“Just being friendly, noticed your group out there by the street entrance yesterday. New group?”

“Yeah, we just had our first adventure yesterday,” the redhead thief girl perks up, giving you a wide grin.

“You say adventure, but it was mostly just killing things and taking their stuff, I did that before I was an adventurer,” the tattooed mage laughs, earning him a disapproving glare from the Sunbringer.

“That's how most of it goes, yeah,” you grin, pulling up a chair and squeezing in between the redhead and the unfriendly warrior-looking guy, whose face becomes even less friendly, if at all possible. The thief girl though gives you a grin, wiggling her chair along a little to make room.

“Just started yesterday myself, joined up with a few of the other folks out there on the street.”

“Ooh, so we started on the same day, we're like adventure buddies,” the redhead laughs.

“It's like we've got a connection already,” you nod, tapping the corner of your flagon to the redhead's one.

(cont)

>>40436483
“We went down to Puddlestomp, fought some dire animals and skeletons, found a whole lot of gold while we were down there too.”

“We made Puddlestomp safer for eventual recolonization by the people of the city, a secondary concern I'm sure but worth remembering,” the Sunbringer sighs.

“Want to guess how much gold we made?”

“Fifty?”

“Nooope.”

“Seventy?”

“Getting warmer.”

“One hundred?”

“That's right, well, one hundred and three,” the redhead grins.

“Don't just tell people how much gold we got,” the fighter snaps, making the redhead pout.

“Could've got a better price if we'd gone to Askadians,” the tattooed mage shrugs.

“I just don't feel comfortable doing business with an infernal sorceress,” the Sunbringer frowns, staring into his drink.

“Yeah, yeah, it's fine, twenty gold apiece isn't bad for a first adventure. What about you, what did you do?” the redhead asks, beaming at you.

“Oh, we went over to Crumbletown, gathered some moss, fought some furry monsters, made friends with a giant man-bat, it was pretty fun.”

“Right, right, but how much gold did you make?”

>Don't say
> “Twenty gold apiece, same as you”
>Tell the truth
>Exaggerate

>>40436504
>>Tell the truth

>>40436504
>Exaggerate

I'm pretty sure I can buy all the whores in the city twice

>>40436504
> “Twenty gold apiece, same as you”

>>40436504
>>Tell the truth

>>40436504
>Tell the truth

>>40436504
>Tell the truth

>>40436504
>>Don't say

>>40436504
>Exaggerate
Blatantly bullshitting is funny.
Telling a perhaps believable truth is going to engender mistrust and jealousy.

>>40436504
>> “Twenty gold apiece, same as you”

>>40436504
>Tell the truth

>>40436504
>Tell the truth
if she wants in, she just needs to ask.

>>40436614
>>40436504
Agreed
Make a joke number then tell the truth

>>40436504
>“Twenty gold apiece, same as you”

>>40436504
>Exaggerate

>>40436653
I can go for this.

>>40436504
>>Tell the truth

>>40436614
>>40436653
could just tell them the split amount, then tell the,m 'a piece' after their reactions.

>>40436504
>>Tell the truth

>>40436690
that'd be funny too

>>40436504
>> “Twenty gold apiece, same as you”

>>40436504
>Don't say

Writing.

“Ninety-five gold,” you smile.

“Hah, we win!” the red-head grins.

“...each, four ways.”

“Told you we should have hit the tower,” the fighter grumbles.

“That's a lot of gold for a first run, nice one adventure buddy,” the redhead grins.

“Jareth.”

“Okay Jareth, the miserable one is Felder...” she gestures to the fighter on the other side of you.

“...the serious one is Olivir...” she continues, finger swivelling across to the Sunbringer.

“...the loud one is Bal...” her finger flicks across to the tattooed mage.

“...the quiet one is Kessa...” she grins, pointing to the woman with the spear, who really does seem to be doing her best to blend into her chair.

“...and the smart one is Liasa, locksmith, trap expert, shadow mage, exceptional thief,” she finishes, finger pointing to her chin.

“You want to join?” she grins, finger turning to point at you.

“We don't need more members,” Felder mutters.

“I'm pretty happy with my group,” you shrug.

“Too bad, you ever want to try something new though...”

“Got it, if I ever want to try something new, you'll be the first person I try. Same applies to you, we don't have a thief in our group,” you grin.

“Please don't poach members from us, it was hard enough gathering this group together,” the Sunbringer frowns.

“Hah, I'll think about it, if this group doesn't keep pulling their weight,” the redhead chuckles.

>End of Thread

Sorry to end it there, I really was intending to write the barmaid smut today, but I'm falling asleep here, and I don't want to try and write decent smut in that state.

Right, I can stick around for Q&A for a short while, not long though, or I'm going to pass out on my keyboard.

>>40437094
Thread was misarchived on suptg.

>>40437129
So I see, seems the misarchiver went on something of a rampage.

Oh well, no big deal.

>>40437116
Would giving Valia the D have resulted in BADWRONGFUN and led to her and the rest of our group shunning us?

>>40437170
It would have caused some problems, yes.

>>40437170
>actions don't have consequences

>>40437116
So I'm guessing that in order to improve favor with our God we either fuck a lot, since God of fucking, or fight a lot, since warrior priest, or both, right? And when favor goes up we get boons and other snazzy stuff?

>>40437239
This isn't quite the same as Orc Warlord Quest, there's no favor mechanic, just keep doing what you've been doing and don't do anything that would offend Elshhu (which is pretty much just limited to brutal and heinous activities) and you'll be fine.

New abilities and an increased mana pool will accumulate on their own over time.

>>40437336
So mana is purely from sexual shit? Anything else we can do to regain it? Like the normal way if we have to? like we're in prison and no one around.

>>40437336
You better twit some smut tomorrow lordy I've been blue balled for too long

Or just give us delicious brown fondling Monday

>>40437336
So Valia was not put off by us having fun with her right? The barmaid jealous?

>>40437366
Fuck a brick

>>40437336
Will you be linking the misarchived thread in the OP from now on?

>>40437366
Jareth only knows how to draw mana from sexual acts. He would have to spend months learning regular meditation methods, and it would mess with all his mana channels with the way he developed them.

>>40437379
Valia seems to be fine about the whole groping thing. Barmaid doesn't know, since you did not have fun with her here and the barmaid lacks a network of spies to report on your activities.

>>40437415
I'll link to a pastebin with all thread links in it in the second post from now on.

Jareth seems head an shoulders above the other party members, and most things we've fought. Will the other party members catch up in strength that Jareth has to rely on, or just sort of there?

>>40437422
I think he meant Valia being jealous of the barmaid.

>>40437379
Why do you care about a nameless NPC's feelings?

>>40437415
>>40437455
Of course the first thread dropped off page 10 before the misarchival started, so that I put up on suptg:

>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=disciple+of+elshhu

>>40437422
I meant us chatting up the adventurers.

>>40437471
Of course they'll grow, that's usually how these things tend to work out. Plus I remember his phrasing earlier in one or a couple of the past threads implying that they will get stronker over time.

Pastebin I'll link in future threads is here: http://pastebin.com/TrD5P340

>>40437471
Jareth has a fair bit more experience, for sure, they'll catch up though.

>>40437550
Oh that, not really, she barely knows Jareth.

>>40437471
Ghost guy, Bone girl and Portal chick all have space to grow.
I mean, ghost guy could go full warlock or learn partial possession or something, Bone girl could learn how to make armies of skellies someday, or harden other better. Portal girl can have FUN WITH PORTALS

Also, once again forgot my final post...

>>40437848
No biggie man

>>40437848
To be fair, you've been running wonderfully all day.

A figure flops down next to you on the grass, giving a deep, weary huff that leaves no doubt to their identity, or the fact that they want attention.

You crack open an eye, looking up at the bruised figure next to you, sweeping dark hair out of her face.

“Bad day?”

She frowns, raising an arm in a sling.

“Combat practice, which today meant fighting minotaurs. I was doing fine with the first one, so she threw in a second.”

“That sucks.”

“That's all I get?”

“I just finished a fifty mile run round the Bulwark Docks District. I passed out at forty, when I woke up, she was there, telling me to get up and finish it.”

“I can't deal with this anymore, Jareth.”

“What can you do? That's just how she is.”

“I can leave is what I can do, and if you're smart, you'll leave to.”

“I dunno, leaving her feels... Don't you feel a little bad for her, I mean after dad died we're all the family she's got left.”

“The rest of the order can be her family, fuckers all worship her like she's a goddess descended from the heavens. She has no idea what it's like for the rest of us. Normal people can't do the shit she can do.”

“I don't know.”

“Well I'm going, there's so much more I could be doing with my life than staying her and getting slapped around by mom to fulfill her impossible expectations.”

“You sure about this?”

“I am, good luck, little brother.”

“Good luck, not actually any older sister. If you ever need any help, you come ask me, I won't tell mom,” you sigh, reaching over to take hold of her uninjured hand.

Rihara smiles, leaning over to plant a warm kiss on your forehead.

“I know, love you Jareth.”

“I'm too cute not to.”

“Likewise,” Rihara grins, picking herself up.

You let your eyes fall closed, odds are she'll be back in a week. It's not like this is the first time she's run off, you doubt it'll be any different now.

>>40437898
>incest rout confirmed
Kidding.. Maybe, but anyways, our mom is apart of the white knight order and is not just a total cunt, but a stong as fuck cunt. Good to know.

I hope Jareth's sister joins the party. I'd love to see a blatant fetish quest-tier shitstorm over incest

>>40438053
Did you even read last thread?

>>40438053
With Warlords' players and this quest I can't see people voting against it if she's down.

>>40438025
>Kidding.. Maybe
Follow your dreams, anon.

>>40438053
I would be rather surprised if that happened. BFQ's incest shitstorm was father-daughter related, the most shitstorm provoking of all incest pairings.

>>40438053
There would be no shit storm, everyone would rejoice! Incest for one and for all! The problem would probably arrive when people get upset about sharing when our trap bro might get in the orgy and reach over for her.

>>40438094
BFQ?

>>40438094
That's because both participants had penises.

>>40438149
Blatant Fetish Quest, in which Max Power, half-incubus dickgirl, goes to Murder-Hogwarts.

It had a 1000+ post shitstorm argument over whether or not the MC should have sex with her father.

>>40437898
Awww, she didnt come back after that did she?
Why didnt we run for her already?>>40438094
So, Heart tattoos when? We get tattoos on our heart that boost our regeneration and speed it can pump, so we can fight longer and faster!

>>40438222
How is that a question? Of course she should.

>>40438222
The starving father who needed sex to survive too. Good thing they decided destroying the mind of a teenager was the better choice :^)