>>42507174
DOUBLE THREAD HYPE

>>42507174
Lets do it

>>42507174
Right, let's see how Tenten does against Sakura. Range versus melee, who wins?

>>42507203
WOOOOOOH!

Karagowa Noodles

We'll shock you with our explosive deals!

>>42507174
GET READY, PEOPLE, LAZE IS DOING A SECOND THREAD!

Tenten and Sakura stand across from each other, sizing each other up.

"First round, second match: Tenten versus Sakura Haruno, begin!" Hayate announces.

Right off the bat, Tenten makes some hand signs again, while Sakura looks like she focuses for a moment before preparing her own hand signs.

Tenten pulls out some scrolls, then starts her hail of thrown weapons again. Sakura is wise to her strategy, however. She makes a familiar hand sign and dispels Tenten's genjutsu.

"You didn't really think I'd fall for that after I've already seen you do it before, did you?" Sakura asks as she draws her kunai.

Sakura is deflecting or dodging every weapon Tenten throws at her, once again moving faster than you believed she could. Tenten's aim is as perfect as ever, but at this rate she'll never land a single hit.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42507245
>B.Stay silent

>>42507234
Range, obviously.
>A. "So, Temari, what's up with Gaara? He came by the hospital talking about killing Ino. I mighta had to knock him out if Asuma hadn't shown up."

Sorry to do this to you guys as soon as the thread starts, but I have to go eat dinner

Back in a bit

>>42507245
>B.Stay silent
Just relax and watch, recover some from getting gut-punched by Lee.

>>42507245
>>A.Comment
Sakura, pride goeth before the fall.

>>42507245
>B.Stay silent

>>42507245
>A.
"Come on, Tenten, you can do it!"

>>42507245
>A.Comment
"No, Tenten wouldn't think that. So what's she got up her sleeve?"

>>42507245
Tenten hasn't even broken into the variety of weapons she can use.

Hinata was her partner. She probably trained against hand to hand.

>>42507245
>>42507268
I'll go with this guy.

>>42507174
Miss the whole first thread. Arrive for the whole second. Life is good.

>>42507432
Broke our hand beating Rock Lee.

Maybe this means one handed jutsu casting?

>>42507268
>>42507245
Yeah, I also kinda want to hear what she has to say about Gaara as edge-lord supreme

>>42507503
>Broke our hand beating Rock Lee.
I think we broke Lee's arm anon

>>42507503
No, it was Lee who broke his hand, punching us when we were charging thunder chakra and getting hit by the explosion. We're fine. Got hit in the gut pretty hard, and we used a fair amount of chakra, but we should be back to near full strength by the time of our next fight.

>>42507174
>B.Stay silent

This is mildly unrelated but does anyone know when the next Boruto Quest will be.

>>42507705

Right now

>Computer forces restart as I'm doing the update
You've got to be shitting me

Anyway, back now

>>42507832
Aww yiss.

>>42507266
>>42507272
>>42507296
>>42507590

You stay silent, focused on the match. There's no way Tenten doesn't have something else in mind.

She pulls out two more scrolls. "There's no way you can dodge these."

She jumps up and unravels the scrolls, which release two pillars of smoke in the shape of two dragons. "Rising Twin Dragons!" She starts throwing an even greater barrage of weapons at an insane rate. Sakura couldn't possibly dodge or deflect them all.

Yet Sakura gets a burst of speed reminiscent of Lee's in your fight. She can move about the arena faster than Tenten can aim, and deflects any stray weapons that manage to make their way to her.

As Tenten's attack ceases, she pulls on threads connected to all of the weapons she had thrown, and whips them around toward Sakura.

Sakura merely retreats to safety yet again, before dashing up to Tenten herself.

"You're just not fast enough to hit me." She gloats. "If there's one thing I can give Guy Sensei, it's that he knows how to make people stronger."

Tenten gets a weapon ready, but Sakura runs circles around her, and Tenten can't get a hit in.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42508190
>A.Comment

"I wish I brought popcorn."

But say it quietly to ourselves.

>>42508190
>>A.Comment
Come on Tenten! Don't let that stalker beat you!

>>42508190
>>A.Comment

Dammit Tenten don't aim at her, aim where she will be.

>>42508190
>A.Comment
Trap in 3,2,1.....

>>42508190
>A.Comment
"Wow. I would not have expected this from Sakura, of all people. Gai-sensei truly must be the greatest trainer in all of Konoha. No offense, Sarutobi-sensei."

>>42508190
>A.Comment
"What a waste of energy."

>>42508190
>>A.Comment
Idiot. Don't gloat until there's nobody left to hear you.

>>42508190
>A.
Cocky girl, isn't she?

>>42508273
that's like...anime rule 12 or something

>>42508190
>A.Comment
Aim for her legs! You got this Tenten!

Or some other generic advice.

>>42507242
Top kek

>>42507242
>Noodles
Bitch we aint a shitty ramen stand

We a respectful restaurant and all that swaggy crap

>>42508412
We probably do sell noodles, though. Because it's hard to get away from those in East Asian cuisine.

>>42508439
They should at least be Singapore noodles.

>>42508474
>>42508439
and now im hungry...

wish i still had some of that banana and cinnamon pizza left...

>>42508204
>>42508217
>>42508235
>>42508238
>>42508239
>>42508242
>>42508273
>>42508284
>>42508316

"Go Tenten!" you cheer. "Don't let her beat you! She's too cocky, take her down a peg!"

But you stop your cheers as Sakura gets past Tenten's guard and lands a solid hit straight in her gut. Tenten nearly coughs up some blood, though she covers her mouth with her hand.

"You should stop now, Tenten." Sakura remarks. "I don't want to do that any more than necessary, and you can't exactly defend yourself."

As Sakura approaches again, Tenten pulls some wires that wrap around both herself and Sakura, binding them together.

Sakura struggles to get free, striking Tenten however she can. None of the hits are clean, but Tenten is still taking a beating.

Eventually, Tenten releases the wires and Sakura jumps back. At this point Tenten is keeled over, clearly in a lot of pain. She throws out a few shuriken, but Sakura just hops back.

"I can dodge all of your hits, and you can't dodge any of mine." Sakura goes on. "Let's stop before you get seriously hurt.

Tenten looks up and grins. At this point you notice Sakura's back. It's hard to see on her red clothes, but something is drawn there in blood.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42508505
>A.Comment
"Clever girl..."

>>42508505
>>B.Stay silent
Just big ass grin. Maybe slow clap as well?

>>42508505
>A. Comment
"How about you stop before your hot air kills us all!"

>>42508505
Smile

>500 on Tenten.

>>42508533
>>42508505
Second

>>42508505
>B

>>42508505
>C.Other
Grow a grin of our own.

>>42508505
>B.Stay silent
Don;t want to ruin the surprise. Give Tenten a grin and a Thumbs Up though.

>>42508505
Oh shit, a seal. Brilliant.

>>42508534
Voting for this. Just stay silent with a big, big grin.

>>42508533
>>42508505
this

>>42508533
This

>>42508505
Seconding
>>42508533

>>42508505
>A.Comment
"... this oughta be good."

>>42508534
Second

>>42508505
>>42508534

>>42508505
>A. "I got 500 ryo on Tenten. Anyone wanna take me up on that?"

>>42508505
Seconding
>>42508533
and
>>42508534

>>42508682
this

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>>42507174
I'm reading the last thread because I'm late as fuck but holy shit Laze

How can you make me ship Ino and Haku this much it's a fucking crack pairing beyond crack but that 'gentle aura' hits my buttons. You crazy genius.

>>42508754
Just like shit, ships happen.

>>42508505
>>42508682
Seconding. Holy shit, we're gonna be able to pay our uncle back betting on folks.

>>42508533

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGZH3djutZ8
I can't believe I forgot this in her last fight

An even wider grin than usual stretches across your face. "Clever girl..."

Tenten readies all the weapons attached to the wires, and Sakura starts to jump back again.

"You're just going to keep trying, huh?" Sakura asks. "I'll just dodge again, you know."

As she begins to do so, Tenten makes some hand signs and places her palm on the ground. "Reverse Summoning Jutsu!"

Sakura disappears in a cloud of smoke, only to reappear directly in the path of Tenten's weapons. Sakura tries to dodge, but from her new position, she is surrounded. She's assailed and cut up from all sides repeatedly, before she eventually falls to the ground, unconscious.

Hayate goes over to inspect. "Sakura Haruno has lost consciousness. Tenten wins the match!"

The crowd cheers again. Tenten, still in pain, wastes no time getting back up to the waiting area, as Sakura is carried off by the medics.

>A.Congratulate Tenten

>B.Fistbump

>C.Do nothing

>D.Other

>>42508846
>>A.Congratulate Tenten
Crapbaskets were fighting next aren't we?

>>42508846
>>B.Fistbump
No words. None are needed. Only a shit eating grin.

>>42508846
>D.Other
"Damn, you're a quick learner. Sarutobi-sensei just told you about reverse-summoning yesterday. Very nicely done."

>>42508846
>D.Other
Congratulate her on her win, but also call some of the medics up to the waiting area.

>>42508846
>B.Fistbump

>>42508846
>>A.Congratulate Tenten
>B.Fistbump
"You just learned that concept yesterday and you did it flawlessly, way to go!"

>>42508882
Nah, we just fought the round before Tenten. We're not fighting again until the rest of the first bracket has gone.

>>42508846
>B.Fistbump
With a shit-eating grin of course.

>>42508902
we telling her that shit after the exam is over anon

>>42508846
>B.Fistbump
>>42508902
Veto, WE don't know that we won't be fighting her yet.

>>42508884
>>42508908

This and this. Shit eating grin, fistbump, and comment on the flawless use of a concept she only discussed yesterday evening.

>>42508846
>>A.Congratulate Tenten
>>B.Fistbump

So as from last thread when you mentioned Tsunade, i bet we need to go get Tsunade to save Sarutobi from some poison or curse Orochimaru puts on him amirite?

>>42508902
Anon no, if we tell her and then fight her we are at a HUGE disadvantage.

>>42508936
>>42508943
>>42508973

I thought we were gonna tell her after this match, not our match.

My mistake.

>>42508846
>A. Congratulate Tenten
>B. Fistbump
>D. "Ya know, I was gonna bet money on you, but I figured I'd ask first."

>>42508846
That was actually kinda close at first, but Tenten had it in the bag. She's pretty smart.

>>42508882
>>42508884
>>42508898
>>42508900
>>42508908
>>42508931
>>42508943
>>42508945
>>42508947
>>42509001

You hold out your fist with a huge grin on your face as Tenten approaches. She returns it, and then you congratulate her.

"Way to go!" you praise. "You just learned about that yesterday and you used it in battle flawlessly!"

"Heh, yeah." she blushes. "I was actually at the end of my rope there, but I've always been pretty good at seals, so I figured if I was going to wing it, that was as good as anything, right? That girl hits like a truck though, I'm still reeling."

The spectators are all talking. They seem upset, as the contestants for the next match aren't here.

"So what's up?" Shikamaru asks from your right. "Is Sasuke gonna be disqualified or what? It's time for his match, and he's not here."

>A.They could postpone it

>B.He's not here, and rules are rules

>C.Other

>>42509227
>A.They could postpone it

>>42509227
>>A.They could postpone it
Considering he is an Uchiha. They always seem to get some sorta special treatment.

>>42509227
>C.Other
"Shit, I don't want to see Gaara's reaction to that."

>>42509227
>A.They could postpone it

>>42509227
>C.Other
"Who knows? Maybe he fell down a well..."

>>42509227
>A.They could postpone it

>>42509227
>C. "I blame Kakashi Sensei. He's never on time. Actually, going by that, it might be another hour before he shows up."

>>42509227
>A.They could postpone it

>>42509227
>A.They could postpone it

>>42509275
Second

>>42509227
>A

>>42509227
>A.They could postpone it

And also say
>>42509275

>>42509227
>>42509275
This, actually. It's just so goddamn true

>>42509227
>C.Other
"Kakashi's always late, so it's fine. That just means we get to see you and Temari instead."

>>42509227
>>42509275
Yep, changing my vote to the truth.

>>42509275
Supportan

>>42509227
>>42509275
This is true.

>>42509249
>>42509256
>>42509267
>>42509271
>>42509276
>>42509282
>>42509290

"I blame Kakashi Sensei, he's never on time. It might be another hour before he shows up." you say. "They could postpone it, though."

"Maybe." Shikamaru notes. "In fact, his brother can probably convince the Hokage to hold the whole thing."

After a bit, Hayate addresses the stands. "The match between Gaara and Sasuke Uchiha will be postponed. We will move to the other matches remaining in this round first. Kankuro and Shino Aburame, please come down to the arena."

Shino begins to move, but then Kankuro speaks up. "I withdraw. Please move on to the next match."

The spectators all groan and boo.

Shino looks irritated, and Shikamaru just got a whole lot more stressed.

>A.Call out Kankuro

>B.Encourage Shikamaru

>C.Other

>>42509462
>>B.Encourage Shikamaru

>>42509462
>B.Encourage Shikamaru

>>42509462
>B.Encourage Shikamaru

>>42509462
>A. "You can't quit! How can I kick your ass (or get you back, if you prefer that) for Akamaru if you quit!"

>>42509462
>B.Encourage Shikamaru
"Your turn. Try to take your time will you? I need to rest."

>>42509462
>C.Other
"The hell? He could have dropped out at any point during the month intermission, if he didn't like his odds. What's he playing, doing it now?"

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>>42509462
>A.Call out Kankuro

Filthy puppy threatener. I haven't forgotten about you! Do you hear me?! Never! For! Get!

>>42509462
>B.Encourage Shikamaru

Cmon man. its not like you are going on a date or anything

>>42509462
>>A.Call out Kankuro
"Hey! No withdrawing until you get your ass kicked!"

>>42509518
Let it fucking go already, it was controled simulation ffs

>>42509462
>>A.Call out Kankuro
The hell man? What are you up to?

>>42509462
>B.Encourage Shikamaru
"It's only one fight, Shikamaru. Show off what you need to, then forfeit if you have to."

>>42509462
>B.Encourage Shikamaru

"Don't worry, Shikamaru. You're like the smartest guy in the class! You'll do a good job."

>>42509462
>B.Encourage Shikamaru
"I didn't realize at the time, but Lee and I left some pretty deep craters..."

>>42509462
>B.Encourage Shikamaru
Jokingly "Try and buy me osme rest time if yo ucan yeah?"

>>42509580

Might be too metagamey.

I mean, I like the suggestion, but it might be too much.

>>42509580
>Lee and I
Bomb guy don't shift the blame on Bruce Lee, that's low

>>42509614
how is that metagaming?

we used a fuckload of bombs and the arena is now a warzone

>>42509549
I refuse. Babies of all sorts are precious.

>>42509622
Lee and I is the grammatically correct way to say it. 'Me and Lee' would be wrong. The other person comes first, not youself.

>>42509580
Metagaming much?

>>42509580
We shouldn't mention it, but yeah it will likely help Shikamaru quite a bit.

>>42509614
We already know he uses shadows, it's absolutely not a stretch to mention something that may give him an edge.

>>42509651
Babies that can tear fucking throat also count?

>>42509651
No, he's saying that the damage was all us. It's not like Lee was throwing bombs around.

>>42509651
Don't breed.

>>42509580
A, metagame less, B, he's smart enough to figure it out himself, and C, don't give the game away. His opponent is in earshot.

>>42509719
A. We've seen him use his shadow justu, mentioning something like this would still be within Kon's knowledge. B. Probably true, it doesn't hurt to try and help a friend. C. " Apologizing" for making craters will hardly allow her to know his plans.

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>>42509489
>>42509491
>>42509492
>>42509508
>>42509536
>>42509557
>>42509558
>>42509580
>>42509602

You're irritated at Kankuro too, but shift your attention to Shikamaru instead.

"Looks like you're up next. Try and buy me some time to rest will you?" you laugh.

Temari whips out her fan and glides down into the arena. The spectators are all booing, still impatient.

"Why shouldn't I just drop out right now, huh?" Shikamaru responds. "I don't even want to fight, this is such a drag."

Tenten speaks up. "Oh no you don't, you're not getting out of this one. We already fought our matches, and you will too." With that, Tenten shoves Shikamaru off the balcony and he falls into the arena.

He just lays there for a while, looking pretty irritated himself. The crowd even starts throwing trash at him from the stands while making all manner of remarks at him.

>A.Tell him to get up and fight

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42509796
>C.Other
"Okay, wasn't expecting that sort of response from the crowd. Sorry!"

>>42509796
>A.Tell him to get up and fight
Oh come on Shikamaru everyone booing you Is more of a drag than getting you butt kicked by a girl.

>>42509796
>B.Stay silent
No words, just prolonged and disapproving eye contact.

>>42509796
>A. "You're in the arena, so get up and fight before fan girl beats you down!"

>>42509796
>C.Other
"Good job! Shikamaru keep wasting time like that!"

>>42509796
>B.Stay silent

>>42509850
Seconded

>>42509850
this works for me

>>42509796
>>B.Stay silent
He'll do what needs to be done.

>>42509850
Second

>>42509796
>>C.Other
"...I should probably be less surprised by that."

>>42509796
>C. Play dead!

>>42509796
>C. Other
>"What will you mother do to you Shikamaru?"

>>42509850
Supporting this.

>>42509850
>>42509796
Hah, do this.

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>>42509850

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSyIGCI6sO8&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=40

"Good job Shikamaru, keep wasting time like that!" you yell down at him. He doesn't look amused.

After a while of waiting, Temari gets impatient. "That's it, if you won't attack, I will!"

She ignores Hayate's objection about not starting the match yet, and dashes toward Shikamaru. She slams her fan down on the ground where Shikamaru was laying, only to find him hanging off the wall.

"You know, I don't really care about becoming a Chunin." Shikamaru tells her. "But I guess I shouldn't just let myself be beaten by a girl. So let's go."

Temari gets angry and swings her fan at Shikamaru. He's gone however, as only two kunai remain after the dust clears. Shikamaru has retreated to the trees on the other side of the arena. Likely trying to lure Temari into the shadows.

She isn't falling for it, and Shikamaru shows no signs of moving.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42510038
>A.Comment
"Awesome! A stalemate!"

>>42510038
>B
He's wasting time from what I can tell, so nothing needs to be said.

>>42510038
>>B.Stay silent

>>42510038
>A.Comment
"Oh god, they're just going to stand there all match, aren't they? Well, I guess I deserve this for asking him to stall."

>>42510038
>>A.Comment
Good ole Shikamaru. Always thinking about the long game.

>>42510038
>Good job, buy time!

>>42510038
>B.Stay silent

>>42510038
>A.Comment
"Let's hope his head's faster than his feet are."

>>42510038
>B.Stay silent

>>42510038
>B.Stay silent

>>42510038
>A. "Take it slow, Shikamaru. She seems like the impatient type. Also because I'm still recovering from Lee, that kid hits like rock slide.

>>42510038
>A.Comment
"Careful what you wish for, I guess."

>>42510038
>>B.Stay silent
If we keep talking at every lull, someone's going to gag us. There is merit in blissful silence from time to time.

>>42510181
This

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>>42510066
>>42510072
>>42510089
>>42510108

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8oFiJgsyEc&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=16

You stay silent, while Tenten chuckles beside you. "Way to waste time, Shikamaru."

Eventually Temari gets fed up and swings her fan again. "Wind Scythe Jutsu!"

The wind cuts at everything, breaking branches and such. But right after her attack, Shikamaru tries one of his own.

"Shadow Possession Jutsu!" Shikamaru stretches his shadow out to try and catch Temari, but she hops back. Eventually the shadow stops, unable to move any farther.

Temari draws a line in the dirt with her fan. "So here it is, your jutsu's range. As long as I stay behind this line, you can't touch me."

"You got me." Shikamaru grins. He takes up some weird stance, with his hands in a circle. It doesn't seem like a hand sign. You have no idea what he's doing. And he's not doing much, just sitting there.

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Comment

>>42510271
>Stalling for tie? Or thinking up a new plan of attack.

>>42510271
>B.Stay silent

>>42510271
>>B.Stay silent

>>42510271
>A.Comment
"By the way Shikamaru your mother is in the stands, say hi!"

>>42510271
>C.Comment
Ask Tenten if she has any idea what he's doing.

>>42510271
>B.Stay silent

>>42510271
>B.Stay silent

>>42510271
>B.Stay silent

>>42510271
>B.Stay silent

>>42510271
>>B.Stay silent

>>42510271
>Stay Silent

>>42510271
>B.Stay silent

So I was reading the pastebins and found something interesting. We only got .5 int at thread 7 and a .5 strength at thread 12. If that's what you meant by improving throw the quest why have stats?

>>42510302
>>42510306
>>42510331
>>42510343
>>42510349
>>42510353

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjjkHg5FOhk&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=6

You stay silent, intent on the match.

Eventually Shikamaru puts his hands down and gets ready for something. Temari doesn't want to give him the chance and uses her wind attack again, forcing Shikamaru to hide behind a tree. Once her attack is over, Shikamaru's shadow extends again.

Temari stays behind the line, looking confident, but the shadow crosses it. She quickly jumps back in a panic, once again outside of its range.

"So that's it." Temari comments. "The wall's shadow extended with the setting sun, extending your range as well."

She looks at the sun and her lines in the dirt, formulating some plan.

Just when she relaxes, Shikamaru's shadow comes for her again. She retreats again, but this time something's different.

"Temari, above you!" Kankuro shouts.

Above Temari, a makeshift parachute made from Shikamaru's jacket is falling, casting another shadow. She has to maneuver as best as she can to get out of its range. She lodges her fan in the ground and gets down, thinking.

After a bit, she looks like she has a plan. She starts making some hand signs, but then stops. She's been caught by Shikamaru's shadow.

"Look around you." Shikamaru explains. "Kon and Lee's fight left craters and divots everywhere. I just made my way around the arena, and got it behind you when you were busy thinking."

>A.Comment

>B.Stay silent

>C.Other

>>42510628
>>B.Stay silent

>>42510533
Not a lot of time has actually passed you know.

You've been a ninja for like three months tops.

>>42510628
>A.Comment
"See, my reckless disregard for collateral damage is an asset, not a hindrance."

>>42510628
>B.Stay silent

>>42510628
>C. Grin wildly
with
>B. Stay Silent

>>42510628
>A.Comment
"Sorry about that!"

I'm not sorry...

>>42510628
>A.Comment
"Imagine how well he could do if he put even a fraction of that talent towards constructive uses."

>>42510628
Well my face is red, oops.

>>42510628
>A.Comment
Shikamaru might be lazy, but giving him time to work was a mistake.

>>42510628
>A
"Alright, Shikamaru, way to go!"

>>42510533
>>42510650

Plus the highest stat humanly possible is 5.

So an increase of .5 can be pretty noticeable.

>>42510628
>A. "And once again cleverness and improvisation wins the day! I'm starting to see a pattern, Tenten, how 'bout you?"

>>42510628
>A.Comment
"All the thinking in the world won't help if you're always on the defensive."

>>42510660
switching this to >>42510654
with a little of this>>42510667

>>42510628
>>A.Comment
"I'd say sorry, but I'm really not."

>>42510628
>A.Comment
"How did she not see that coming?"

>>42510628
>B.Stay silent

>>42510628
>B.Stay silent.

>>42510654
>>42510667
>>42510672

"See, my reckless disregard for collateral damage is an asset, not a hindrance." you laugh. "Imagine if he actually put that talent towards something constructive."

Shikamaru walks towards Temari, who mirrors his movements. He raises his arm, then speaks.

"To hell with this, I give up."

The crowd goes completely silent before booing him yet again.

"I used up all my chakra, so it's the end of the line for me." Shikamaru goes on. "Even if I won, it'd just mean more work anyway."

"The winner is Tenten!" Hayate announces.

Shikmaru shuffles back up to the waiting area.

>A.Really?

>B.Nice job out there

>C.Stay silent

>D.Other

>>42510894
>Tenten
HOLY SHIT HOW DID I FUCK THAT UP

TEMARI

I MEANT TEMARI

>>42510894
>D.Other
"You just didn't want to hit a girl."

>>42510894
>A.Really?
>B.Nice job out there

>>42510894
>>B.Nice job out there

>>42510894
>Nice job out there
>Laugh

>>42510894
>A.
>B.
>D. Laugh

>>42510910
>"The winner is Tenten!"

Ten-Ten confirmed for best girl, she wins regardless of who fights.

Is that her Kek Genkai Laze? That she auto wins? Need to nerf that it's too OP.

>>42510894
>B.
>D. Other
"Once the fights are over and if I'm not too banged, want to get something to eat to celebrate surviving?"

>>42510894
>B.Nice job out there

>>42510894
>D. "Wait, crap, does this mean I have to fight again? I'm still dealing with minor internal bleeding here!"

>>42510894
>B.Nice job out there
>D.Other
"So why are you a ninja, again?"

>>42510941
Too OP? For a best girl, it's not OP enough!

All of the OP now, Laze! GIVE IT TO US!

>>42510894
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>>D.Other
Facepalm.
"At least I didn't put money on him."

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>>42510894
>A.Really?

"Seriously? Great thinking out there, though. That use of environmental damage was genius."

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>>42510910
U FUCKED UP

>>42510978
Further proof of best girl status. Look at that smile, can you say no to that smile? No, you can't, but you can try and end up being cuddled by her.

>>42511027
I now desire to say no to her

>>42510894
>>B.Nice job out there
I thought you had her for sure.

>>42511027
On one hand, i normally disagree with /tg/ picking the first girl that comes along, but i can't argue with Ten-Ten being a damn good character and a strong candidate for best girl status

>>42511080
Even if you do, you're still gonna get cuddled.
Tenten is getting Flying Thunder God. One day we're gonna wake up with a new tattoo on our back, and suddenly any time we try to get some sleep, she's there, cuddling us.

>>42511096
with competition like Ino and Sakura, its kinda hard NOT being the best

tho i admit Tenten is awesome

>>42511080
Wrong and right move, sucka, because now you're cuddled by Tenten. Don't deny, that's what you wanted, just like you want it every night.

>>42510914
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"Really?" you smirk at Shikamaru. "Nice job out there! You totally had her."

As you laugh, Tenten scolds Shikamaru. "What are you even doing? Why even be a ninja?"

Shikamaru changes the subject. "So what are they going to do about Sasuke's fight? He's still not here."

The crowd is getting even more impatient, the insults getting louder and greater in quantity.

>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they Tenten

>B.Sasuke should just be disqualified

>C.They'll wait longer, right?

>D.Other

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>>42511109
I'm so okay with you don't even know...

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>>42511109
I did not realize how much I wanted that until you posted it.

>>42511132
>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they Tenten?

>>42511120
>thatsthejoke.jpg
I always wanted that. period.

>>42511096
See, sometimes, /tg/ knows just what you need.
>>42511109
... You know, I'm okay with this.

>>42511132
>>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they Tenten
But really the hell is wrong with those two?

>>42511132
>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they Tenten

>>42511132
>D.Other
"Damnit Kakashi, this is pushing it."

>>42511132
>>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they Tenten

DO WANT.

MC OPINIONS SHAPE PLOT ERRYBODY.

HAPPENING.

>>42511132
>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they Tenten
In the weariest, most resigned voice we can muster.

>>42511132
>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they Tenten
Welp might as well...

>>42511132
>D.Other
"This is getting ridiculous."

>>42511120
I honestly don't care much for Tenten

>>42511132
>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they Tenten

>>42511132
>D. *Sigh*
>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they Tenten

>>42511132
>A. They're going to make us fight first, aren't they, Tenten

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>>42511132
>A.They're going to make us fight first, aren't they Tenten
Want levels at do, all systems, full power

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>>42511181
You madman how dare you

>>42511132
>D. "I wasn't exaggerating about that hour thing...man, the things you can get away with being in a clan."

>>42511214
Now now, just because his opinion is shit doesn't mean we can kick him out.

However, we can make fun of his shit opinion.

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>>42511132
>B.Sasuke should just be disqualified
"If he can't show up on time, he shouldn't be promoted anyway."

>>42511275
Kakashi.

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>>42511192

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKCaqDZFJ7o&list=PL3AC39BCAE0A97F85&index=22

You sigh. "They're going to make us fight first, aren't they, Tenten?"

As you say so, Hayate calls up to the waiting area. "Can Kon and Tenten please come down to the arena? We'll be doing your match next."

You and Tenten march down to the arena, resigned to your fate.

You and Tenten get down to the center, and are about to take your spots, when a breeze blows in. Before you appear Kakashi Sensei and Sasuke, sporting a new outfit.

"Sorry we're late, traffic was a mess." Kakashi jokes. "We aren't disqualified or anything, are we?"

>A.Just in time

>B.Too late, our match is first

>C.Chew them out

>D.Other

>>42511310
>B.Too late, our match is firs

>>42511310
>>C.Chew them out
The hell!!?

>>42511310
>A.Just in time
"Should I even ask what traffic you are talking about?"

>>42511310
>A.Just in time
"Hey Instructor, can Sasuke do his fight first?"

>>42511310
>>A.Just in time

Gotta be at full strength for...

META REASONS.

>>42511310
>A.Just in time
"What took so goddamn long?"

>>42511310
>C
"You know, I was fine with you training Sasuke, but couldn't you at least have had the common courtesy to not delay the whole event?"
>B

>>42511310
>A.Just in time
"I didn't really want to fight again anyway. Tenten could use the time to recover."

>>42511310
>A.Just in time
Fuck extra fighting

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>>42511328
>our match is firs

"So make like a tree and leaf."

>>42511310
>D. "Kakashi Sensei, I'd expect this from you...but Sasuke? Seriously? You're never later, come on man. Though I guess I shouldn't be too upset. You missed my new tricks."

>>42511310
>A.Just in time
>D> Seriously sensei buy a fucking watch.

>>42511310
>>C.Chew them out
"Well, this is my second fight. I'm pretty sure you would be disqualified if so many people hadn't bet on the match. On which note: you suck. Buy a watch."

>>42511382
We SHOULD buy him a pocketwatch or some shit

because i know the fucker wont bother

>>42511310
>D. Maybe you wouldn't have been late if you spent less time shopping for clothes.

>>42511310
>D. "Thank goodness. We'd gone up against Guy's students, and I've still got a limp."

Fuck, I need to be up in five hours for work. Goodnight, people, hope you all keep us and best girl Tenten safe and sound.

>>42511369
That, and it would fuck up the rotation.

>>42511410
We should ask Sarutobi when his birthday is. And then give him a watch on that day. A fancy one that it would actually be offensive to not use, and he'll feel bad forgetting about.

>>42511424
If the best girl was under threat, I'm pretty sure the collective response would be 'right, that's it, EVERYBODY DIES'.

>>42511447
Those who abandon their students' thoughtful gifts are lower than trash.

>>42511461
Get it right. They are lower than the scum who abandon their friends.

>>42511461
>"What makes you think I need a watch?"
>Everyone ever stares at him in disapproval.
>Obito himself crawls out of the fucking ground to glare at Kakashi with his one good eye.

>>42511310
>C.Chew them out
"No, but you should have been. I'm disappointed in you, sensei. Teaching Sasuke your bad habits, how shameful. I don't blame you, Sasuke, you're normally very punctual, but Kakashi should know better."

>>42511424
>best girl Tenten
I mean, if you want to simply settle for an slightly above average first girl, that's your proghtive.

I mean, it's a lazy choice, but eh. Not everyone can actually be patient and wait for what lies beyond the horizon.

>>42511455
>EVERYBODY DIES

Even defenseless children that we are paranoid are tiny shinobi wanting to hurt best girl?

>>42511496
It worked for Itachi.

>>42511496
>dem shadownruns
Yes

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>>42511382

"Just in time, Sensei." you respond. "You ever think about getting a watch?"

Kakashi addresses Hayate. "We're good to go then?"

The crowd starts roaring once they realize Sasuke has arrived.

"Well, it looks like they want Sasuke's match next." he notes. "We'll put you next. You two can go ahead back up and wait. Gaara, your match is next, please come down to the arena."

You and Tenten start to head back up the stairs, grateful for the extra time to rest.

>A.Wish Sasuke luck

>B.Say nothing

>C.Other

>>42511492
Second

>>42511496
Did I fucking stutter? (in a world of transformation jutsu, everything is a threat!)

>>42511495
Okay anon.
What lies beyond the horizon?
All the good girls are either too old or have husbandos.

>>42511510
>A.Wish Sasuke luck
>Try not to be late next time though, Try not to pick up on Sensei's bad habits yeah?

>>42511510
>>A.Wish Sasuke luck

>>42511510
>A.Wish Sasuke luck

"Shame you didn't get to see my sweet new moves, though."

>>42511310
>Just in time

>>42511510
>A.Wish Sasuke luck
Be careful with him, Sasuke.

>>42511510
>A.Wish Sasuke luck
"The guys a psycho just FYI."

>>42511510
>A.Wish Sasuke luck
They are both getting Casio alarm chronographs (things are insanely durable) for Ninja Christmas.

>>42511510
>A. "Hey, remember what we saw in the woods. Don't hesitate to go for the kill, alright?"

>>42511510
>Wish Sasuke luck
Knock'em dead kiddo

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>>42511510
>A.Wish Sasuke luck
"Don't take too many chances."

>>42511496
Especially them. They're the sneaky ones.

>>42511510
>>A.Wish Sasuke luck
"Don't do it again. Or I'll assume you're turning into Kakashi, and then every gift you ever get will be porn."

>>42511490
And it will be extra creepy since in this universe Obito probably really is dead. An absence of Obito pretending to be Madara would explain a lot of the changes.

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>>42511520
Hey, best girl is still alive in this universe!

>>42511503
In what universe was Sasuke a girl anon?

>>42511520
With that attitude you deserve to settle for plain jane ten ten

>>42511585
No, I mean "kill everyone, even the children, because they might be a threat to the person I care about". His was familial instead of romantic, but same principle.

>>42511510
>A.Wish Sasuke luck
Good luck, but don't gamble out.

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>>42511582
>Tayuia and Fuu(IIRC)
>Best girl
Fuu is undestandable but Tayuia?

Really?

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>>42511603
>plain jane ten ten

You know not what you have done anon.

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>>42511582
>Tayuia
>Best girl
Nah.

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"Good luck." you tell Sasuke. "After all, you know just as well as I do what you're up against."

"Thanks." Sasuke responds. He tosses you his sword. "Hold on to that for me. I haven't figured out how to use it with my new move yet."

You put his sword away and head up to the waiting balcony along with Tenten. However, partway up the stairs you stop.

"Please help me!" screams a Grass ninja, as sand envelops his legs and drags him down the dark hallway.

>A.Confront Gaara

>B.Staying out of that

>C.Say something to Gaara as he passes by

>D.Other

>>42511724
>>A.Confront Gaara
"Your opponent is down there jackass."

>>42511724
>B. Staying out of that

>>42511724
>Fuck this bullshit go report to the hokage about this asap!

>>42511724
>>A.Confront Gaara

>>42511724
>>A.Confront Gaara

>>42511724
>C.Say something to Gaara as he passes by
"You just don't know how to delay gratification, do you?"

>>42511724
>B.Staying out of that

>>42511724
>A.Confront Gaara
Your opponent is out there, stop being a dick just because you're strong. How you're acting is why everyone hates you.

>>42511724
>C.Say something to Gaara as he passes by

That guys a goner anyway but

"Was that really necessary? Did he really need to die?"

>>42511741
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>>42511763
You guys really want to fucking confront him when he's in bloodlust mood? You guys are fucking retards!

>>42511724
>C. "I don't really like you, but it's Sasuke's turn to beat you down. So I'll let it go this time."

>>42511724
>C.Say something to Gaara as he passes by
"How far you've fallen, from wanting to protect your village to this. What a waste."

>>42511724
>B.Staying out of that
NOPE

>>42511777
This.

>>42511724
>B.Staying out of that

>>42511724
>>A.Confront Gaara

>>42511724
>>A.Confront Gaara

>>42511724
>>B.Staying out of that

>>42511724
>D. hit the sand holding the ninja's leg with a shockwave to free him.

>>42511774
Yeah, but... that poor grass schmuck is gonna die unless we do *something*. Doesn't sit right with me to just leave it, as it wise as it might be.

>>42511724
>A.Confront Gaara

>>42511774
Bravery and stupidity go hand in hand sometimes, but do you really think Kon would just fucking sit there if Gaara was just killing a dude for no reason?

>>42511823
He's already dead you fucking retard!

>>42511811
Seconding this, actually. Free the guy, let Gaara keep going.