>the abandoned castle

RATTLE ME JIMMIES.

>An abandoned castle.

>>42865048
>An abandoned castle

Abandoned ship. We pirate nao

>>42865074
This

>>42865048
Haunted mountains

>>42865074
>>42865096
"What do you mean our location? What's wrong with the abandoned castle? It's well known, close to some villages, lot's of old roads..."
"Yeah I know, but..."
"It used to be the centre of the entire kingdom for deaths sake!"
"Maybe we've just fallen out of fashion..."
"?"
"We're not the young and hip dungeon we used to be... Perhaps people don't care about raiding for ... any more."

PICK YOUR MAIN LOOT:
>Ancient swords
>Magical tomes
>dark relics
>Lotsa gold
>Writey inney

youtube.com/watch?v=URcSd5oB908
Official soundtrack

>>42865129
>Lotsa gold

Spooky castle. With spider webs and creaky doors.

>>42865129
Dark relics.

>>42865129
Dark relics.
Nobody needs those nowdays.

>>42865129
>>42865139
>>Lotsa gold

>>42865129
>dark relics
Maybe we can find a phylactery.

>>42865129
>dark relics

>>42865180
>>42865178
>>42865155
>>42865143
"Perhaps people don't care about raiding for ... any more."
"..."
"You know Mike, sometimes I really feel like we've lost it, long ago..."
"...Yeah, I actually know what you mean... I sometimes feel like that too... But what can we do?"
"...Go away."
"What?"
"We could go away Mike. Leave it all behind us. Find ourselves a new place in the world! A complete image change! Are you with me?"
"But Jeffrey..."
"I SAID ARE YOU WITH ME!?"
"... YES, YES I AM! LET'S DITCH THIS PLACE!"
"That's more like it! Let's inform the others! We must...

Oh..."
"Oh what? What do you mean oh? Why are you killing my thunder now Jeffrey?!"
"We're forgetting someone... We can't leave... Him behind..."
"Ah yes... Him..."

HIM... THE MINDLESS BOSS CREATURE LIVING INSIDE YOUR DUNGEON IS:
>An demented lich
>A fat, lazy dragon
>Big fucking spider
>Giant skelly with a club
>Or something

>>42865226
Crap, forgot to insert the dark relics. And also noticed the typo in the title... I have shamed myself...

>>42865226
>Or something
A god dam Troll.

Why do we follow him again? Ahh yes, because we use his flesh to make us fleshy! Then again he does make for a good mobile chest.

>>42865226
>Or something
Big ass floating skull


...that is also on fire

>>42865226
>big fucking spider

>>42865226
>A fat, lazy dragon
I want a lazy boss.
>>42865231
Live with the shame! And learn from it!

>>42865259
This, Morris likes

>>42865226
>demented eight-legged skeleton dragon with a club
Because skeletons don't do things by halves.

Three vote's the charm.

>>42865272
I will live with it...
>>42865132
And I approve

>>42865226
>>An demented lich

>>42865226
Undead basilisk.

>>42865226
NEET Dragon

>>42865259
Floating skull! Maybe with a fire aesthetic?

>>42865320
Changing voice to big ass floating skull
>>42865259
Can we maybe put some slime or fire inside it?

The skull also needs to be both stubborn and have a terrible sense of humor. Consistently making bone/undead jokes,

>>42865458
So that's what made people stop coming...

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>>42865434
>>42865426
>>42865259
>>42865288
"Foolish mortals, you dare to challenge me?! I will..."
"No Steve, it's us."
"Oh. Hey guys. 'sup?"
"Listen Steve, we and the other guys talked and, well, we're leaving."
"What, leaving? What about death and despair, burning adventurers and such?"
"Yeah, we feel like our glory days are over. Besides, you're the only one who does the burning. We're bailing."
"What, and you're leaving me? Ditching me like some garbage? I'm the big cheese of this dungeon!"
"No... Not like that, it's just, we fear a big flaming skull might be bad for our image when we go out there. You might scare people."
"I scare people? What about a skeleton horde?! You think they'll welcome you with open arms?!"
"Well, not exactly, but..."
"Listen, I get you want to have a new start, broaden your horizons and such. But don't I deserve to be a part of it? After all we've been through?"
"Well... Yeah, fair point Mike... But no flames and despair ok?"
"YES! Thanks guys, you won't regret it!"

And so they were off, a bunch of the spoopiest skeletons and one big flaming skull, loaded with dark relics! But where too, you ask? Well, as soon as they left the castle, they...

>Took the road to a nearby farming village
>Followed the river, hoping to find a fishing village
>Headed straight into the vast fields
>Walked towards the forest
>Headed back to twospooky castle (did you forget something?)
>Eeeeh... Somewhere

The fuck is up with the captcha btw? I have to enter it 5 times.

>>42865477
>steve
>mike
>I fucked up again
>and I blame the captcha for making me refresh and retype.

>>42865477
What about the big city. The closest metropolitan area. We could make it big there.

>>42865477
>Followed the river
Hopefully, fire would be less of a concern there.

>>42865477
>Head back to the spooky castle
We forgot something, I feel it in my bones! We forgot our zombie/undead dog. (If possible)

Then
>Towards the nearest villages tavern

Theres always adventures there.

>>42865523
>>42865511
>go back to get bone dog
then
>start spreading the news, i'm leaving today, i'm gonna ba a part of it, BIG CITY, BIG CITY

>>42865477
>Followed the river, hoping to find a fishing village

Maybe we can become make pretend skeleton pirates for hire and we can attend children's birthday parties

>>42865477
>Eeeeh... Somewhere
Let's just drift and see where fate drags us. Ride the waves of fate and all that...

>>42865523
>>42865585
doggy confirmed

2 votes for river
2 votes for city
1 vote for tavern
1 vote for whatever man, we're all free souls in the cosmos, let fate decide our fates man

Seriously, nobody else having captcha problems?

>>42865672
No captcha problems here, got a pass. I'll change my vote to river then.

>>42865672
I still want to be drifter skeletons...

>>42865708
We can drift after we buy or rather, pillage our instruments from a village/town. We're going to invent the genre of rock n' bone.

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"Guys, hold up!"
"What Steve?"
"Guys, we forgot something!"
"Steve, I swear to death, if you're going to say 'my feet hurt' again..."
"No guys, this is serious, we forgot something very important!"
"Okay, fine what is it?"
"We forgot captain barkybones!"
"Oh crap, you're right! If we bring him, people might think we're gentle animal lovers!"
"Exactly! Besides, if we're not there to feed him, he might starve to death!"

"For fucks sake Steve..."

As our brave and bony heroes marched along the river, the sun rose up from above the trees. I'd had been a long time since any of the skeletons had seen the sun... (Except Chad, who was a bit of a weird guy.) As everybody looked at the horizon in awe, from the blinding light a boat emerged... A boat of traders. The stopped rowing as they approached the horde. They came to a stop, and their jaws started to drop. (It rhymes bitches!)

>"Hi...!"
>"Gib us all yo moneys!"
>Keep marching
>Write in, I know you guys are creative enough

>>42865839
>Wave enthusiasticly "Hello alive people who are our friends! We need directions! Where is the closest town?!"

>>42865839
>Write in
"Ah! Fellow drifters. May i inquire where the nearest village/town may be as of now? It's been too long since we've slept in a propper bed... Actually i can't for the life of me remember last time i slept!"

>>42865867
This

>>42865873
>>42865867
But all the traders hear is
>CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

>>42865867
>>42865873
>>42865886
I suggest you roll for diplomatic stuff

>>42865873
Seconding.
Also don't let Steve get close to them or say anything.

>>42865909
What do we roll then?

>>42865921
1d20

Or something else.

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>42865945
I gotcha.

Lemmie try

Rolled 1 (1d10)

Hope this works

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>42865867

>>42865976
I guess we're boned

>>42865983
God damn right, son.

>>42865985
is that a skeleton pun?

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I imagine every skeleton having the same voice as Skeletor.

1d20 wins. Yes?

>>42865952
Oh you.
>>42865976
Oh... You!
>>42865983
Nice but I'm sticking with the first (actual) roll. Sorry guy.

"Hello fellow fleshy, drifty friends! May i inquire where the nearest village/town may be as of now? It's been too long since we've slept in a propper bed... Actually i can't for the life of me remember last time i slept!"

And then the yaws even dropped further, until they almost touched the deck of the ship. And then the panic came. And the harpoons. Oh god the harpoons! Flying through the air, piercing your ribcages!
And they shouted "OH GOD, WHERE ARE THE PALADINS WHEN YOU NEED THEM! LIGHT THEM UP, LIGHT THEM UP!"

The skeletons all stood and watched, as the traders rolled barrels of oil around on the deck, spilled some of it while trying to figure out how they would apply it to the harpoons, prematurely lit it on fire and, inevitably blew the entire boat up with such a force that mister barkybones was almost smacked into a tree. The flames rose so high, they could've been seen by anybody in a mile radius. (or like, really far away)

So far so good.

>Continue marching, nothing to see here
>Should we like, help them? Or at least see if anyone is still alive...
>Flee to the forest, this could be bad for our image
>Other

>>42866045
>Should we like, help them? Or at least see if anyone is still alive
Skeleton Firefighters Team ftw!

>>42866045
Shame you didn't count the roll you asked for...

Well, Loot the destroyed boat and continue on!

>>42866045
>Continue marching, nothing to see here
Well, looks likeour job here is done, first human interraction is a success!

>Flee to the forest, this could be bad for our image

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>>42866045
>Let's continue to march... We were never here.
Also someone get the harpoon out of my rib cage
*rattles

>>42866045
>Continue marching, nothing to see here
Guess they didn't know about any nearby villages

>>42866045
>Should we like, help them? Or at least see if anyone is still alive...

>>42866045
>Continue marching, nothing to see here.
*rattles nonchalantly*

>>42866045
>>Should we like, help them? Or at least see if anyone is still alive...

>>42866106
"Wow. Who would've expected that. I don't know about you guys but that just bl-"
"Steve, don't even..."
"Blew me away."
"God damn it Steve."

As the day went on, the skeletons mostly walked in silence. The attempts to get the harpoons out weren't entirely successful.

Soon enough, the inevitable happened. The sound of hooves echoes through the trees. You can catch a glimpse of plated men on horseback, as they shout "It came from here".
Good news, it seems your not far from a town...

>keep up the nonchalance.
>hide
>battle formations!
>should we... do something else?

>Keep up the nonchalance
"It wasn't us we just found them like this"

>>42866199
>keep up the nonchalance
"Afternoon officers!"
*rattle rattle*

>>42866199
>>keep up the nonchalance.
>"Hello human friends! We are lost, could you direct us to nearest village?"

>>42866199
>Nonchalance

*RATTLES INTENSIFY*

>>42866199
>keep up the nonchalance.
>"Hello human friends! We are lost, could you direct us to nearest village?"
I want us to keep on trying.

>>42866214
>>42866224
>>42866226
Nine knights on horseback come to a halt and surround the hoard, keeping their spears at the ready.
"Vermin, undead vermin! They reek of evil, ungodly magic!"
An elderly, bearded knight shouts with a deep booming voice.
"What have you done, where is the crew?! Speak, devil, or I will smite thee!"

"Afternoon officers!"
"Hello human friends! We are lost, could you direct us to nearest village?"

"You will not deceive me you fiends... I will-"
"Marcus, stand down!"
A young, handsome man signals the elderly paladin. His armour is shiny, on his belt a gilded sword is hung, on his helmet a gold eagle...
"Tell us who or... what you are and what you know about the ship called 'the bishops crown'. Tell us now and tell us true, before we crush you underneath our hooves."
The tone of the knights voice is calm yet menacing.

"It wasn't us we just found them like this"

The knight glares at you. "Like what?!"

>Nothing
>eh
>shht shut up
>shit dude why'd you have to say that
>oh god don't smite us

>>42866315
>shit dude why'd you have to say that
quick hide steve!

>>42866315
"Well, we were talking like we're talking to you right now, and then they shot at us with harpoons. It wasn't very nice. Then they exploded. Don't know why though."

>>42866315
>shit dude why'd you have to say that
"Dude, what the hell, man! Now they'll think we were there when the ship sank and everyone died""

>oh god don't smite us
Who's gonna feed Mister Barkybones if we die?

>>42866349
This.
Tell it to em straight, lads.
*click clack*

>>42866349
This, we're god-fearing good skellies. We're just misunderstood!

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>>42866349
This.
Also have a poorly drawn steve

>>42866349
>>42866375
>>42866379
"Well, we were talking like we're talking to you right now, and then they shot at us with harpoons. It wasn't very nice. Then they exploded. Don't know why though."

The elderly knight starts to tear up. "oh god, it's true, Cedric is dead... He was on that boat. My son-in-law is dead! You evil-"
"Oh don't overreact Marcus, you never liked him anyway."
The handsome knight once again turns to you.
"Tell me, you disgusting beings of death, give me one good reason why we shouldn't just crush you right here, right now."

>...
(Tell the knight something and make a roll!)

>>42866361
That's CAPTAIN Barkybones to you, peasant.

>Steve just excitedly twiddles his finger bones, preparing a pun

dice+1d20
>Cuz we didn't do anything

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>42866445
"Look! Behind you!"
>run like shit

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42866464
Wow i suck

>>42866466
I've made a terrible mistake.

>>42866445
> explain that it would not only be horribly stereotypical, but also discriminatory.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

Because we've done nothing wrong? What are you? A paladin of douchyness?

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> Mfw we Roll a 2 and 3

>>42866486
Rolling for this

I hope it's best of three. Like most rolls >_>

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42866486
This, changing my vote.
>undead apartheid needs to stop in today's progressive society

>>42866497
Argh nevermind.

>>42866445
>Thad be a boneheaded move to kill on looks, wouldnt it?

>>42866486
>>42866508
I'm in

>>42866508
Thanks, please use this roll.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>42866445
H-hey, we should totally hang out!
So, uh, we don't even know each other.
But if you knew how nice we are you wouldn't want to crush us, right?
No sane man want to crush his cool bony bros, right? Right?

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Rolled 11 (1d20)

Lemme redo the roll im new to this

>>42866535
Oh god why.

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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>Hey bro chillout, we're just trying to get some fresh air.

>>42866486
>>42866508
>>42866519
"Yes, why go ahead why don't you! Another self-righteous paladin picking on undead! I'm so sick and tired of you people, abusing the weak!"

"I... What?"
The knight becomes quiet as he gets his privilege checked.

"Is this the society we still live in?! Must we still suffer this injustice?! I say NO MORE!"
The skeletons raise their fists, as they start shouting and rattling.
"NO MORE HATE! SKELETON LIVES MATTER!"

The political uproar forces the knights to back down, lower their spears. Confused they make room as the horde starts marching again, this time not so quiet.

"NO MORE VIOLENCE, NO MORE SMITING!"
"WE ARE ALSO HUMAN!"
"STOP OPPRESSING US!"
"YEAH YOU BONEHEADS!"

Everyone falls quiet again, and turns towards Steve.
"Boneheads? Really Steve? Really?"

"What"
"Is"
"THAT"
The knight points towards Steve.
"THAT is not a skeleton!"

>"No, he IS a skeleton, just a little different"
>"Floating fireskull, will kill you in a flash, yo!"
>Try to hide Steve
>"He's not with us, we don't know him"

>try to hide steve
Goddamn it you just had to make a pun

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>42866663
>Steve calls the crazy paladin knight a Punk ass bitch

>>42866663
> Rile up the rest of the horde in outrage of this most recent insult and discrimination, Just because Steve is a little bit different doesnt mean hes not a spooky scary skellington.

>>42866663
>He's not... technically a skeleton but he's an undead like us! Think about your most embarrassing cousin that you never invite to the family dinner? Yeah, steves like that to us.

*Rattle, sigh, rattle*

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42866663
Gary from skeletal accounting and payroll moves to throw a blanket over Steve.

>>42866663
>"No, he IS a skeleton, just a little different"
Don't you dare discriminate him.

>>42866704
Goddamnit, If anyone likes my posts just roll for me, Im clearly inept.

Don't roll unless he tells you to >_>

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>>42866696

>>42866712
I feel like that's a bad move.

>>42866663
>"He's not with us, we don't know him"

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42866704
Ill roll for this

>>42866663
>That? THAT? How dare you? Just because he's a floating fire skull, doesn't mean he isn't people!
I thought the fire skull was Mike, not Steve?

>>42866749
Nah, Steve is the fireskull, I just mistyped it once.
>>42866723
Feel free to roll, I won't punish you for it.

>>42866749
I like what this is turning into, Very monty python esque.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42866705
Righty

"You, what?!
Just because he's different, he's not a skeleton?!"
"You goddamn... Don't you dare discriminate against him!"
"You should be ashamed of yourself!"
"NO MORE!"
"NO MORE!"
"WE WILL NOT BE OPPRESSED!"
"SKELETON LIVES MATTER!"

You've acquired a bonus to political fire and social justice! or should I say 'a bones'
The horde remains in a state of uproar as they

>Continue to follow the river, towards the path where the paladins came from
>Walk some place else
>Start harassing the knights
>Stay stationary, start a peaceful protest or something
>do something else

>>42866885
>Demand the PID (Paladin identification number) Of every knight here along with directions to their leader, We`re making an official complaint to their grand master.

>>42866885
>Continue down the river. While giving them the bony finger as we move away from them.

>Continue to follow the river, towards the path where the paladins came from
We are marching to the town hall and complaining about the discrimination that we skeletons put up with every day

>>42866903
This, so much this.

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>>42866885
>>Start harassing the knights

>>42866912
This.

>>42866903
Seconding

>>42866885
>>42866885
>Continue to follow the river, towards the path where the paladins came from
>While chanting that Skeleton lives Matter and threatening to use their PIDs to make a unhuman rights complaint

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42867010
Rollan

>>42866903
>>42866912
>>42866917
>>42866948
"We demand to know you PID!"
The knights just stare back at you, very confused.
"Your paladin identification number! We're making a formal complaint!"

"We don't... Have an identification number..."
*rattle rattle* "Can you believe this outdated system we live in?! No wonder there's so much injustice!"
"NO MORE!"

The horde continues to march, as they leave the confused knights behind. At some point they will probably realise they ware there for that boat.
The skeletons approach the sight of a stone city gate. The gate is lined with guards, who were alarmed by the loud shouting and rattling... And also, confused.

>Be an angry mob at the gate, demand to get in
>Storm the gate, how dare these privileged humans?
>Talk peacefully to the guards (but lose the high morale)
>Find another way in
>do other stuff

I'm going to eat, be back in a bit

>>42867052
>Demand to be let in, UNDEAD LIVES MATTER!

>>42867052
>Picket the city, demanding citizenship for all who identify as skeletons

>>42867052
>>Talk peacefully to the guards (but lose the high morale)
Pallys are gone, gotta go back to being nonchalant

>>42867052
>Talk peacefully to the guards
We want to make a good first impression, to show that the undead really are people too.
>"Good day, noble sirs. May our party have entry to this fine city, verily? Hey nonny no!"
>That's how humans speak, right?

>>42867052
> Stand at the head of the horde screaming at the top of our notlungs about the usage of unsanctioned holy avengers and non registered paladins against law abiding undead, Proceed to march towards the city gate demanding to be let in so we can make an official complaint about the conduct of these ruffians to the highest official present.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42867052
>Stack skeletons atop one another in order to address the guard captain face to face, we will not be looked down upon by humans!

>>42867114
If we`re to make headway for later generations of skellingtons we need to use this righteous fury and momentum.

>>42867052
> angry mob and rap protest
FUCK THE PALADINS COMING STRSIGHT FROM THE UNDERWORLD
DOPE SKELLIES GOT IT BAD CAUSE WE OLD

>>42867137
>>42867137
Seconding these.

>>42867160
AND NOT SKIN AND BLOOD SO PALLIES THINK
THEY GOT THE RIGHT TO KILL A WIGHT

>>42867052
How did this turn into SJW Skellies edition?

>>42867052
We're just poor refugees seeking a better unlife just like you do. There's no such thing as borders man. Let us in. You wouldn't want other cities to think you're inhuman monsters, right? There are treaties and such.

>>42867258
Shh just roll with it man

>>42867260
>poor refugees
Just skin and bones the poor things

>>42867207
STEVEN WILL INCINERATE ANY MOTHERFUCKER WEARING FULL PLATE

>>42867052
Rap and dance protest

>>42867207
FUCK THAT SHIT, CAUSE I AIN'T THE CASE
FOR A PALLY MOTHERFUCKER WITH A SHIELD AND A MACE
TO BE TURNING ON, AND BEING SMITED
WE CAN GO TOE TO BONE IN A GRAVEYARD BLIGHTED

>>42867295
Well, mostly bones, joe in the back there still has a tuft of flesh hanging from his skull, the privileged bastard!

>>42867137
I'll change my vote to this.

>>42867404
Let's not be turning on ourselves now.
Remember what happened to [Soviet Union equivalent]?

>>42867386
FUCKING WITH ME CAUSE I'M A SKELETON
WITH GOOD CALCIUM AND STRONG BONES
HOLDING US UP, CALLING US GHOSTS
THINKING EVERY SKELLY IS BLOWING UP BOATS

>>42866024

thats real neto

>select all the images of pop corn
>home image is grass

>>42867457
YOU'D RATHER SEE, ME IN THE GRAVE
THAN ME AND STEVEN WITH THE BONES WE BE HEAVIN'
BEAT A PALLY OUT OF SHAPE
AND WHEN I'M FINISHED, THERE'S NO ESCAPE
FOR THE PUNK ASS PALADIN AND THEIR ILK
STILL GETTING SWOLL OFF OF MAGIC AND MILK

>>42867419
Cmon man, we all think it, i mean joe's a great guy, he helped me find my skull that one time it fell off, i just wish he wasnt so smug about having flesh.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>42867052
attempt to form skeleton voltron.

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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42867683
Supporting

Dibs on the right arm

>>42867160
>>42867207
>>42867386
>>42867457
>>42867600
At the gate the skeletons form a circle. For a couple of moments, the wall is quiet. Until one skeleton steps up...
"FUCK THE PALADINS COMING STRSIGHT FROM THE UNDERWORLD
DOPE SKELLIES GOT IT BAD CAUSE WE OLD"
Once again, you induce that same feeling of confusion in the humans.

Another skelly enters the circle:
"AND NOT SKIN AND BLOOD SO PALLIES THINK
THEY GOT THE RIGHT TO KILL A WIGHT"

"are... are those skeletons talking to us?"
"FUCK THAT SHIT, CAUSE I AIN'T THE CASE
FOR A PALLY MOTHERFUCKER WITH A SHIELD AND A MACE
TO BE TURNING ON, AND BEING SMITED
WE CAN GO TOE TO BONE IN A GRAVEYARD BLIGHTED"
"FUCKING WITH ME CAUSE I'M A SKELETON
WITH GOOD CALCIUM AND STRONG BONES
HOLDING US UP, CALLING US GHOSTS
THINKING EVERY SKELLY IS BLOWING UP BOATS"
"YOU'D RATHER SEE, ME IN THE GRAVE
THAN ME AND STEVEN WITH THE BONES WE BE HEAVIN'
BEAT A PALLY OUT OF SHAPE
AND WHEN I'M FINISHED, THERE'S NO ESCAPE
FOR THE PUNK ASS PALADIN AND THEIR ILK
STILL GETTING SWOLL OFF OF MAGIC AND MILK"

There. They got served. Severely burned. It has been ages since the kingdom has seen a serving like that.

And then, one of the guards grabs his helmet... And turns it around! Oh shit hold on to your bones!

"YO, BITTER BEINGS OF BONE, BETTER MIND YOUR TONE
IF YOU CHALLENGE THE GUARD WE WILL STRIKE BACK HARD

WE'RE IN THE RIGHT, WE ARE THE LAW
WE'LL GIVE YOU A SMITE, RIGHT IN YOUR JAW!

EVEN IF YOU'RE RESURRECTYOU BETTER SHOW RESPECT
OR THE TOWNGUARDS CREW WILL BE COMING FOR YOU! "
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDinn4E0nxs

And with a mean head spin, the towns guards serves you back...
You know what that means, don't you?
NOW IT'S ON!


You've entered combat mode!
>post sick rhymes!
>dance bitches dance!
>think about a hot finish!

>>42867775
oh shit

Oh god. There's a limit to how awesome something can be. You're reaching it.

>>42867810
Glad to hear you're enjoying the quest
It's my first

>>42867835
i tried to run one a while ago and it was a disaster. keep up the good work!

THE GUARD SMITE US? WE ARE THE ONLY RIGHT WE'LL SHOW YOU OUR MIGHT

YOU STAND ON STREET CORNERS LIKE HUSSIES
BUT RUN AT THE SIGHT OF A FIGHT LIKE PUSSIES.

THE ONLY THING YOU COULD SMITE IS YOUR BEST FRIENDS WIFE.
YOU'LL SOON SEE YOURSELF ON THE GROUND BY OUR KNIFE

YOU FEEL YOU LIVE IN STRIFE?
JUST WAIT TILL WE TAKE YOUR LIFE

(I tried)

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>>42867775
Lets get this shit on lads.
>Bust a crunk dunk move

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>dance bitches dance!
We got mad moves

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>mfw this thread

Can one of our skellies rap while the rest bust out the funky moves?

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>dance bitches dance!
Let's do this!

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>>42867775
Dance you say?

>>42867895
WE'LL STEAL YOUR SPOUSE
SHAME YOU'RE AS 'BIG' AS A MOUSE

WE'LL DO GOOD AND GIVE HER A REAL BONE
WHILE WE GET BLOWN ALL SHE CAN DO IS GROAN

I MEAN, LETS GET SERIOUS, WHAT CAN YOUR SWORD DO AGAINST THIS HORDE?

ACTING LIKE A RETARD, WHAT ARE YOU? A BARD?

>>42867775
FROM THE SLUMS OF OF THE OLD CASTLE, SKELU-TANG CLAN STRIKES AGAIN.
THE RATTLA, THE CLACKA, OL' GOD KING, INSPECTAH JEFF, STEVE THE STIFF, L-BANE, JUSTICE WARRIA,

AND THE UNDEAD MAN

>>42867895
>>42867908
>>42867986
>>42868074
>>42868096

You attack!
"THE GUARD SMITE US? WE ARE THE ONLY RIGHT WE'LL SHOW YOU OUR MIGHT"

"YOU STAND ON STREET CORNERS LIKE HUSSIES
BUT RUN AT THE SIGHT OF A FIGHT LIKE PUSSIES."

But the guard defends!
"YEAH WE'LL DO SOME SMITIN', CUZ YOU'RE AFRAID O FIGHTIN'!"

As one skeleton retaliates, the others start dancing. They ALL start dancing!
"THE ONLY THING YOU COULD SMITE IS YOUR BEST FRIENDS WIFE.
YOU'LL SOON SEE YOURSELF ON THE GROUND BY OUR KNIFE"
"YOU FEEL YOU LIVE IN STRIFE?
JUST WAIT TILL WE TAKE YOUR LIFE"

The guards try to keep up the fight!
"WE'RE THE GUYS WITH THE SPEARS AND SWORDS
BUT WE'LL BEAT YOU BLOODY WITH RHYMES AND WORDS!"

The guards are falling short, as every single skeleton is now dancing away!
"WE'LL STEAL YOUR SPOUSE
SHAME YOU'RE AS 'BIG' AS A MOUSE

WE'LL DO GOOD AND GIVE HER A REAL BONE
WHILE WE GET BLOWN ALL SHE CAN DO IS GROAN"

You should see the mean head spins Steve is doing! He's on fire!
"I MEAN, LETS GET SERIOUS, WHAT CAN YOUR SWORD DO AGAINST THIS HORDE?

ACTING LIKE A RETARD, WHAT ARE YOU? A BARD?"

"FROM THE SLUMS OF OF THE OLD CASTLE, SKELU-TANG CLAN STRIKES AGAIN.
THE RATTLA, THE CLACKA, OL' GOD KING, INSPECTAH JEFF, STEVE THE STIFF, L-BANE, JUSTICE WARRIA,

AND THE UNDEAD MAN"

SMACK! There it goes!
The guards bow their heads in shame. Every single person, living or dead, within earshot, is going OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! SNAP!
The gates open, and the skeletons stroll in.
Nobody can distinguish which is stronger: the swag or the rattle.

Combat mode over! With a full morale and swag bonus the skeletons walk into town and
>demand to know where the lord of the city is
>inform the locals of the injustice. NO MORE!
>sssssshopping?
>write in

>>42868288
Let's rattle our way to some refreshments. Spitting hot fire makes these old bones thirsty.

>>42868310
>We should bathe in the public fountain. Cool off yo.

>>42868288
>inform the locals of the injustice. NO MORE!

>>42868288
>inform the locals of the injustice. NO MORE!
Then find the lord of the city.
Local guard is a shame, we just beat those guys.
Maybe we can take their place.

>inform the locals of the injustice. NO MORE!
we will end the injustice

>>42868349
This.
Archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42865048/

The skeletons march through the, again confused, people. The fire from their sick raps needs to be drowned.
We WILL inform everyone of this injustice... soon. For now, we must rest. And chill.


I'm going to call it a day. You were awesome players, I had a lot of fun!
If someone would be so nice to archive this?
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR EPISODE 2!

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>>42868549
ah thanks! Peace ya'll, rattle on!

>>42868585
That was fun.
Will be waiting for more of this spooky crusade.

>>42868585
For some reason, I imagine this to be playing in the background as we walk in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtiMniYaQog

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>>42868585
Thanks for the awesome quest

>>42868585
Thanks for the quest, can you post here when you start Ep2 (if it's still up) for people using Thread Watcher?

a very entertaining quest, i look forward to next time

but my sincere apologies, i can't help my grammar and syntax nazi origins. just a little more effort in that department and you'll start to shine