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"Nice moves in the pool, Zack!"

"Oh, uh, thanks, Regina-"

"I like a man who can handle large carnivores."

"Uh, yeah, ha-ha, like I always say..."

Aw shieet nigga, time to get dat pussy, if you know what I'm saying.

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"It's better to handle a large carnivore than to be han-"

"You never told me who you're taking to the Halloween Dance, Zack! You know, I don't have a date yet. I mean, I do, but nothing I couldn't break!"

"Uh, well-"

"I heard you were going to fight Piranha Bates after school! I love a man who gets into fights."

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"Uh, yeah, I was just on my way over there. Uh, see, you around, Regina!"

"Byyyye, Zack!"

"Jeez, it's almost three o'clock! Piranha and his goons are gonna cream me if I show up! And I promised Felicity that I'd listen to their band practice..."

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"So far, so good. Now if I can make it out the back door without being spotted, I can still get there in time!"

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"Oops! Wrong door!"

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"There he is!"

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"Get 'im!"

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Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>43278809
Suckerpunch those fuckers

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>43278809
Beat Piranha with his own arm.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>43278809
Run away.

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"Hey, Piranha, are you sure you want to do this? I'm just going to beat you up again!"

"You sucker-punched me, Jackson!"

Make sure you hit him in his funny bone.

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"Yeah, well..."

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"... that's what works!"

"Ungh!"

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>43278809
Throw Damien off guard by telling him you're going to date his sister.

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"Oh, you just made the last mistake you're ever gonna make, Jackson!"

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"You're dead! Get him, guys!"

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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43279256

Do >>43279181 this

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>43279256
Run into the pool area and trip Piranha into the pool with the shark.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>43279256
Run away

>>43278761
i love how your architecture is looking way better lq
also

do this>>43279274

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>43279256

Take the sand out of your pocket and throw it in their eyes. Then run.

>>43279274
Anon...

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>43279256
Tell the red guy his sister/girlfriend wants our block

Rolled 11 (1d12)

Summoning LQ.

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"Hey, Damien, you can't hit me! You wouldn't want to mess up your sister's date! Didn't I tell you, I'm taking Regina to the Halloween Dance?"

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"My... sister..."

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"Oh, no - now you did it!"

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"Nobody... dates... my..."

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"SIIIIIIISTEEEEEERRRRRR!"

"Aaaaah!"

"Run!"

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Rolled 10 (1d12)

"AAAAAAAAH!"

"GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!"

"AAAAAAAAH!"

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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>43279845
Lead him to the pool to cool him off

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43279845
Jump in the pool and get help from Sharky.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>43279845
Get that hothead outta here

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>43279845
Run faster.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>43279845

Quick, get out a holy symbol!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>43279822
Well, that...

backfired

>>43279845
RUN LIKE A BITCH!

>>43279881
Fuck you, me.

>>43279889
>>43279904
>>43279876
>>43279895
>High rolls and sevens
Woah, the Dice Gods are really bringing the Holiness tonight.

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"Aaaaaaaah! I'm gonna die! Wait, the pool! Of course!"

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"COME HERE!"

"Aaaah! Gotta get in the water! Gotta get in the-"

>>43280395
>>43279845
>>43279822
I see you have the new trans-clear neck bracket. Where'd you get it?

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"Aaah! Don't go in the water!"

>>43280494
Why Sharky?! Why did you betray us?!?

>>43280494
Sharky is obviously just happy to see us

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"YOU... I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

"Wait, I was just kidding about your sister! Honest! she's not even that attractive!"

"RAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

"Aaaaah!"

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>>43280493
>I see you have the new trans-clear neck bracket. Where'd you get it?

Bricklink

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>43280576
Make him trip into the pool

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>43280576
Convince Sharky to help us fight off Damian.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>43280576
Realize we're in this school because we can fuse with sharks, then fight

>>43280597
Ah, of course. I guess there really isn't much you'd like in the DC sets that currently hold the monopoly over that piece.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>43280576
Make Sharky remember all of the good times you had with him to convince him to help us.

>>43280656
This. Show the montage of our happy times

>>43280656
Sharky apparently has a montage in its head of all the good memories it had with you, set to romantic music.

The downside is that it wants to be taken to the school dance.

>>43280576
Springboard into RKO

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>43280766
My dice didnt' work

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>43280576
Ask Damien to the dance

Rolled 6 (1d12)

Goad Damian on into charging, then springboard over him like a badass as he falls into Sharky.

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"I WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD AND EAT YOUR FLESH!"

"Yaaa- whoa!"

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"WHA- NO! LET GO, YOU IDIOT!"

"Aaaah!"

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PSSSHHHHHHH

"Aw, my wings got put out!"

>>43280908
Not quite the hotshot now, huh Damian?

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"Uh, Damien?"

"Yeah?"

"I think we've got a bigger problem!"

"What?"

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"THAT!"

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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>43280937

persuade sharky to join up with you in scaring damien

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>43280937
Ask sharkbro to please stop!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43280937
Punch Damian into the drink and escape while Sharky's busy

>>43280937
Fusion dance, quick!

Our water resistance and his demonic strength should allow us to fight off sharkbro

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>43280937
talk it out with sharky

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>43280937
Sharky is just tsundere for us, we'll have to flirt with her to make her embarrassed.

>>43280943
Montage time!

I don't want to wait
For our lives to be over
I want to know right now
What will it mean
nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>43280937
Seduce what is probably a sharkgirl.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>43280937
Confess your undying love now that you are near death, revealing your true feelings for him

>>43280984
>>43281000
Holy shit, lq, please use these.

>>43281000
If sharkgirl: ask to the dance
If sharkguy: enlist as wingman when asking Felicity to the dance

>>43280984
>>43281000
>>43281003
>>43281023
>>43281026
We will love the shark, the hivemind demands it

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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43280937
Rodeo the shark a second time and let him escape. We're gonna befriend the shit outta everyone.

>>43280984
>>43281000
Tsun-Tsun shark girl, pls

>>43281000
>>43280984

I know why we're at this school filled with monsters now, we're also a monster. We're a goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus.

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"Aaaah! No, no, please don't eat me! I'll take you to the Halloween Dance, I'll do anything, just please don't eat meeeeee-"

>>43281445

Two dates to the dance? Now THAT'S drama!

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"-eeee-huh? I'm still alive?"

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"Yaaah! Forget about this! I'm outta here!"

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FWOOSH

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"Huh... huh... a-huh... I made it! I'm alive! I'm alive!"

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"I'm... what the heck happened?"

"Hi!"

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"Yaaaaah!"

>>43281602
Oh shit, Sharky was a were-shark

>>43281602
ANIMORPH DATE

>>43281602
>new chum.jpg

I see what you did there LQ. Har har har.

>>43281602
SUCCESS

>>43281602
Welp. No blowjobs from you, honey.

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SPLASH

"Yaaah!"

"Don't be afraid!"

"Yaah-whuh? Who- who are you?"

>>43281602
Sharky is a were-girl.

All my yes.

>>43281626
Think she might let us touch her escafil device?

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"I'm Kara Nivoire! I was the star swimmer for Sunnydale Heights, until I was cursed by the old English Lit teacher! Ever since then, I've been stuck as a shark, because only true love could break the curse!"

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"True... love?"

"Of course! You broke the curse by declaring your everlasting love for me!"

"My-"

"And now you can take me to the Halloween Dance!"

>>43281822
i'm expecting some felicity to be jealous,
hopefully she doesn't eat fishy vaginamorph out of wrath.

>>43281847
Let's us this as a dickish powerplay to get Felicity's attention. We might not go to the dance with her, but we're playing the long game.

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"And after that..."

"What- what happens after that?"

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"We'll get married... and we'll be together forever and ever!"

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>>43281890
This is one of those "female eats the male after mating" things isn't it?

>>43281930
agree, but plan for harem route.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>43281930
Say something extremely unattractive to turn her off. This plan always works in my japanese animes.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>43281930
Meh, couldn't hurt. (Makes out with Sharky)

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43281930
>>43281956
whoops! rollin'

>>43281930
Wait, why was she here in the first place? She was turned into a shark by the English teacher, so that explains why she stayed here, but why would a normal person go to Sunnydale high?

>>43281990
Yandere are monsters too

>>43281990
Same reason Zack's here I guess.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43281930
"Sorry, I'm gay"

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>43281930
I....i just think of you as a really good friend with benefits

>>43281956
>Harem Route
>When at least half of the girls are prone to literal maneating

You're a maniac, Anonymous.

>>43282005
But we are a monster.

A god damn Sexual Tyrannosaurus

>>43282027
a LEGO maniac

>>43282027
I want to live on the edge
>>43282057
Speak for yourself

>>43282062
his name is even zach

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>43281930
>Get out of the water, and then...
>"...I said I would go out with the shark, not you. Where's the shark?"
Dense protagonist syndrome.

>>43281930
I would say get your brick wet, but it already is.

>>43282196
this

>>43282226
Any luck and she turns back into the shark on land, allowing us to make a break for it.

>>43282276
>not wanting to make out with an honest-to-master-builder sharkgirl.

>>43282344
Hey, I want to know my options first.
Besides, I'm not in the mood to drown.

>>43282344
the only thing involving a spoon and a fish in this thread should be some kind of spooky chowder head soup in the cafeteria.

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"Oh, Zack, I knew someday you would come and rescue me!"

"Uh, yeah, how long were you in there anyway?"

"Since last fall."

"Well, uh, at least you don't have too much homework to catch up on, ha-ha... so, anyway-"

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"Oh, you can't go! Come on, let's get back in the pool and do a few hundred laps. It'll be great!"

"Um, Kara, the thing is, I sort of promised-"

"Oh, Zack, it's not another girl, is it? I saw the way those girls were looking at you in gym class today!"

"Huh? Oh, uh, no, honest, it's not-"

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"BECAUSE IF ANY OTHER GIRLS EVER TALKED TO YOU OR TRIED TO KISS YOU, I WOULD TEAR THEIR FLESH INTO LITTLE BITS!"

"Aaah!"

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"But you would never let that happen, would you Zack?"

"Buh-buh-uh-"

"...because if you did I don't know if I would be able to control myself!"

>>43282597
president business no!

>>43282650
Shark yandere best waifu

>>43282597
>same head as the principal

>>43282597
>>43282650
I am so turned on right now.

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"Nuts, they're be done at six-thirty..."

"Who's that, Zackie-poo?"

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>43282729


RUN FOR THE HILLS
to felicity her bandpractice ofcourse,
cats>fish in terms of foodchains

>>43282705
that was the evil wizard head you dingus

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43282729
My friends band are practising and I said I'd go see.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43282729
I need to get you a wedding ring and the stores are closing!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>43282729
>Buy her off with the promise of a gift tomorrow, then get to band practice.
Yandere is fine, but we don't want her getting the wrong idea.
Buy her a "Best Friends Forever" bracelet.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>43282729
Get your ass outta dodge

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43282729
Ask her if she wants to go down to the gym to see us practice with the band.

>>43282797
>>43282761
Well that's not gonna end well

Looks like we're locked into shark waifu

>>43282843
Well, we did already ride her, then tell her we'd take her to the ball.

>>43282873
>Well, we did already ride her, then tell her we'd take her to the ball.

con·text
>/ˈkäntekst/
>noun
>the circumstances that form the setting for an event, statement, or idea, and in terms of which it can be fully understood and assessed.

>>43282927
I don't think she cares about that though.

>>43282873
We're also confirmed by magic to be her true love

Hey, didn't Felicity mention losing a band member a while ago?

Is Sharky the band mate?

>>43282961
I'm calling bullshit.
There's no way an English teacher, even a magic one, has the qualifications to cast that kind of spell correctly.

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"C'mon, Zack, let's go for a dip!"

"Uh, Kara, the thing is..."

why not tell her we exclusively only do 3somes?

If she wants the D, she best be ready for a second girl.

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"I think you're really great and you're really beautiful and I really like spending time with you, but, uh, I sort of told some friends that I would watch their band practice after school, and they're going to be done soon, so I need to head over there."

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"...w-what?"

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"IT'S THAT TRAMP FELICITY, ISN'T IT? I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SHE'D TRY TO GET HER CLAWS IN YOU AS SOON AS SHE SAW YOU!"

"Aaaah!"

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

"WELL, SHE CAN'T HAVE YOU! YOU'RE MY TRUE LOVE!"

"Oof!"

"I'LL KILL HER!"

"Kara, wait!"

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>43283189
Kiss her you fool!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>43283189

>>43283066
Seduce her into agreeing with this^

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Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>43283189
SECRET POWERS PLEASE AWAKEN

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>43283189

Get her talking! Maybe she'll say something that we can use to get through to her!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>43283189
Tell her you aren't her true love.
That should turn her back into a shark.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>43283189
THREEWAYYYYYYYYyyyyy...

cats eat fish

>>43266017
>head in a jar
>not a brownie pan
https://youtu.be/I71OlRUDCQQ

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"Kara, wait!"

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>43283189
Get her a Chuckles bar, quickly!

She isn't her when she's hungry!

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"Let go of me, Zack! I need to kill Felicity so we can be together!"

"Kara, listen to me!"

I must say, this MC has fucking black holes for testicles.

>>43283625
It's his stupidity.
The two can easily be mistaken for one another.

>>43283607
What the hell, is she taller than us?

Fucking manlets

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"You're probably the most beautiful girl I've ever met, and you're passionate, and driven, and you're obviously a really caring person-"

"Zack, that's not-"

>>43283647
Stupidity doesn't have you successfully rassle sharks.

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"-but I think the magic in your curse only got it half-right. I might be your one true love... but you're not mine."

"Zack, what- what are you-"

"I don't love you, Kara. I never loved you."

>>43283720
Welp, nigga dead.

>>43283720
well, it was nice playing.

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"Kara!"

"Don't touch me!"

"Kara!"

>>43283720
Is there a Lego piece that could accurately portray us after this conversation?

>>43283757
>inb4: suicide

>>43283757

NICE GOING, DUMBASS

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"Kara, wait, I'm sorry-"

"You know, there are a lot of awful people in this school, Zack Jackson, but you're the worst monster I know!"

"Kara!"

>>43283774
no, Lego doesn't come in pieces that small

>>43283757
I think I'd prefer us being mauled by a shark more then this...

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"I don't ever want to see you again!"

SPLASH

>>43283815
There goes a beauty. Struth

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"Oh, man, their practice is almost over! I'll never make it in time..."

>>43283815
Smooth move, Zack. Smooth move...

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"Unless-"

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>>43283688
Or does it?
http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/1047.html

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43283866
Convince Shark to go and become friend with the band.

She never needed love, just friendship.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>43283866
Steal someones motorcycle

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>43283866
Call a taxi.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>43283866
Well, we fucked up beyond hope once, let's not do this again.
>Apology, then full sprint

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>>43283897

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>43283866
Time Travel!

>>43283897
We'll step on it and ask Felicity for help on what to do.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>43283866
Ask her why the curse broke if we just wanted to be friends?
was she looking for true platonic love?

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>>43271689
Deadhead?

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>43283866
Give a one liner as you stare wistfully into the pool before leaving

Well, we made LQ so depressed he overdosed on sleeping pills.

Good job on making him remember about his high school crush, and how he inadvertently made her hate him, guys.

>>43284340
Hey, I voted for a threeway

>>43284340
Or, you know, he took a break to have dinner.

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"Kara!"

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"...I'm sorry..."

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"Yeah... Sunnydale Heights High School. Yeah... I'll be out front. Yeah... okay, thanks."

>>43284749
That's not a face of remorse...

>>43284843
It's the closest face of sorrow that smug Zack "King of Hearts" Jackson can muster.

YOU FUCKERS JUST HAD TO GO FOR FELICITY, DIDNT YOU?

YOU DONT DESERVE KARA! SHE SHOULD HAVE EATEN ZACK FROM THE BEGINING!

>>43284923
Hey, man, I was going for Sharky as hard as I could.

>>43284923
I was one of the 12s
Goodnight, sweet sharkgirl waifu.

>>43284923

I was hoping more that Zack would help her get over her obvious issues rather than being a stereotypical bonehead and ruining everything for now.

>>43284923
But she's not a shark when they're together. Pretty bland if you ask me.

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[music fades in]

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"...We all feeeeeeeeel... even when we don't want to..."

>>43285143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI0Zye_ewPE

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"We all neeeeeeeeed... someone else to hold on to..."

[music crescendo]

>>43285185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q78ppqlOl1U

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"We're all just looking for our place... in this world..."

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"I want you to hold me close..."

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"...so I can be your girl..."

This shit reads like something from the CW.

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"We're all just looking for our place..."

"Rough night, kid?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

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"... our place in this world..."

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[music fades]

"Felicity!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>43285494

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43285494
"Felicity! Fuck me RIGHT NOW!"

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>43285494

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43285494
Just go in for the kiss

>>43285559
Thanks

>>43285559
Go to the corner.

>>43285579
You can join >>43285559 as well.

>>43285559
>>43285561
>>43285579
A B Y S M A L
B
Y
S
M
A
L

>>43285559
oh god why did RNGesus want my roll to be so low I'm sorry

>>43285639
He's a Kara fan. Sorry, anon.

>>43285416

It's the best Monsterhearts game I have ever read.

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"Zack! What happened to you?"

"Huh? Oh, it's a long story. I tried to get here right after school, but, uh... am I still in time to watch you practice?"

"No..."

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"We only have one song left."

time to break out the catnip!

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[drum intro]

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"Baby, I've been waiting here for you..."

>>43285992
No catnip, anon. We're a terrible person, and we shouldn't try to be in a relationship after a fuck up like that.

>>43286048
SHE WANTS THE D!!!!

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[music intensifies]

"I've felt so lost, I don't know what to do... when you're holding me close I can feel your love, but we're farther apart than the stars up above, and youuuuuuuuuuu... you walk into my life and then you leave me cold again... you stoke the fire hot and then you put me out again..."

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"... and youuuuuuuuuu..."

>>43286149
Oh jeez, I'm wincing already.

>>43286149
Tell her that she's terrible and the number needs more tap dancing.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>43286149
knock francophone away and deliver a kickass guitar solo to make it up to her

>>43286149
10/10 run
grammy material

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>43286149
Make sure to wear brown trousers tommrow

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CLICK

"Hi, Zack!"

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"Hey, mom."

"Dinner's in the fridge. How was your first day at your new school?"

"Uh, it was good. I met a bunch of people. Broke a curse..."

"Sorry, what was that last part?"

"Uh, never mind."

>>43286622
inb4 mom has a monster face

>>43286622
IS HIS DADS THE CMF STUNTMAN?!?!?1

>>43286622
mom's a fox!

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"Hey, mom? Have you noticed that Sunnydale Heights isn't normal? I mean, the people-"

"Oh, sweetie, I know it's hard moving to a new state and not knowing anybody. But you'll get used to this place, and I have a great job here that is really going to help me get us back on our feet. Dan says I'm one of the most efficient cosmologists he's ever worked with. Just try to get through the rest of the school year for me, okay?"

"Okay. Thanks, mom."

>>43286641
inb4 mom is actually kara nivoire in a wig

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"Oh, and Zack?"

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"Yeah?"

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>43286790

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>43286790

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>43286790
Clench asshole.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>43286790
Come on, monster form!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>43286790
>>43286738
pls don't be true

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>43286790
mind-flayer mum

>>43286817
>>43286824
Please tell me these will do SOMETHING that won't end poorly for us.

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"I almost forgot..."

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"A couple of girls came over here earlier."

"Girls?"

"They had a present for you. They said it wasn't from them, that it was from another classmate. You've gotten pretty popular for a kid from Frozen Springs!"

"What's the present?"

>>43286972
QUIT STALLING AND GET TO THE HORRIBLE TENTACLE RAPE, LQ!

>>43287025
nonono not the antediluvian puzzlebox

>>43287091
Maybe if we successfully answer the question as to when it's from (before the biblical flood) then it won't hurt us

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"I didn't open it! It's in your bedroom!"

Show her face dammit!

>>43287205
Nah, It's one of those tropes like Cow and Chicken's parents

>>43287205
genericsmileyface.jpg

>>43287229
>spins around into a skull

Calling it now.
Mom is a Medusa, that's how Dad died, we're immune to it because parentage.

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"Whoa - fancy wrapping!"

>>43287517
i love how you displayed his messy room

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"Wonder what's inside..."

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>>43287139

>>43287517
>that guitar, ghetto blaster and dartboard
WANT!!!!!!!!!!!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>43287554

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43287554

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43287554

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>43287554

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>43287554

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>43287554
DEMO TAPE

>>43287561
who's ching chong chonging on that door?
the tentacle girl probably

>>43287571
>>43287572
>>43287590

What is happening this thread?
Why dice gods? Why?

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>43287554
Have your thief check it for traps

How much have you spent on Legos, estimated?

>>43287604
Evil lit teacher cursed this thread.

>>43287628
If he's anything like me, more than any reasonable man should, but still not enough.

>>43287561
Oh yeah LQ you dropped your trip a while ago but I forgot to tell you. So I'm telling you now.

>>43287706
that wasn't LQ who posted that

>>43287706
Not the Lego Quest guy, but I'm a bit happy that my shitty edit qualified for that reminder.

>>43287754
>>43287759
Oops, I just scrolled up to the first lego picture.
Whatever, you forgot your trip as well.

>>43287678
probably still less than what some people here shell out for miniatures.

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"Dear Zack..."

"Dear Zack,

"I'm so glad you came to Sunnydale Heights. I knew from the first time we met that we were destined to be together. If you feel the same way..."

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"...come to the old meteorology station in the woods at ten o'clock."

"Ten o'clock? But it's already nine-thirty!"

>>43288088
Oh shit

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"And I still need to read that chapter on the black plague for Stiffman's class!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>43288156
Use your skateboard to hitch a ride by grabbing the bumper of a motor vehicle.

We should make that meeting

>>43288088
>>43288111
IT'S FROM THE SKELETON GUY.

ACKBAR SAYS IT'S A TRAP.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>43288156
We had enough girl problems for a while. Read that book.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>43288156
Take book with you and read while you travel to station.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>43288172
This

It worked in tony hawk's pro skater, it must work in real life

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>43288156
Open the gift

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>43288156
Who it be?

>>43288088
Is it sharkgirl? Or sp00k lady?

>>43288245
Spooky chick, definitely.

>>43288245
Spooky, probably.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>43288156

It's gotta be Satan's sister.

Is Lego Detective ever coming back or did I miss it?

>>43288156

Wait, is that all that's in the box? Just the letter?

>>43288172
>>43288206
Take the book with you; you never know where there might be an opportunity to speed read.

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"No time to read this... but maybe I can cram it in on the way over!"

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"Good thing I brought this with me from Frozen Springs!"

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"Whoa- ouch!"

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"Honey? Is everything okay in there? If you don't say anything, I'll leave you alone!"

>>43288826
that's one ghetto skateboard

>>43288875

That's some Grade A hands-off parenting, Zack's mom.