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I approve this thread.

>>44468594
Hah, TLG is in this? Nice!

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>>44468660
I was just passing by, when I found the previous thread. It sure was fun, at least until gods started killing each other.

So where do we start?

With the recent deaths of innocents, Dredd, god of justice, has become distraught and starts to investigate this cults.

Fellow gods, I know I have not been the best of us lately. But our creations are losing their lives to cults to something we don't know. This poses a grave risk for us all.

>>44468780
Archived last thread for posterity
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44464042/

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>>44468780
We need a glowing magic shithole in this place, it would improve the overall visuals of the land. Let me drop a bomb on the south end of the Trill continent.

>>44468874
We need to take the hands off approach. Let our children work this out for themselves.

>>44468874
They don't. Don't worry about them.

>>44468938
>>44468940
Alright, I will trust your judgment. But I have a bad feeling about everything.

>>44468911
Normally I'd tell you to fuck off, because my species shares a continent with the Trill. But I think my kin, being made of fire, might enjoy a good bombing anyways.

>>44468911
Which one are the trill again?

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>>44468964
No worries, I'll be watching over you, guys.
>captcha asks to choose all salad pictures

>>44468780
>>44468572

Many ages have passed since the dawn of creation.

Gods walk amongst mortals, high and mighty. Humans, Dwarves, Golems, the Trill, the Gelros and the Halflings, as well as many beasts and monsters, populate the earth. The races gifted with wits and wisdom begin to form cities and town, learning from the agricultural expertise of the Halflings that was gifted to them by Valu, god of the Earth.

Ernst, the god of Injustice has been slain by Dredd, the Red-Handed God of Justice, who now roams the world in search of redemption for killing his brother.

Giants still sleep within the Monolith, the great mountain amidst the southern glaciers conjured by Istril and Valu.

An unknown being threatened creation, but was captured in the webs of Tailithe, the god of bounds. A fraction of it still hides in the endless void.

Hijdiekijkt, the God of Games, made the Sphinxes that still roam the world, creating strange puzzles and labyrinths.

There are many other gods as well, such as:

Omega, god of the End,
Yrael, god of Hope and patron of Paladins,
Kallos, god of beauty
Braavos, god of valor and bravery
And Solmes, god of trickery and mischief, who allowed mortals to steal trees from the garden of Aurana, and is still at large, awaiting punishment for this sacrilege.

Dredd, still vigilant for anything that might be "off" somehow, continues his work embellishing the merciful side, but continues his hunt for Solmes.

Left unchecked by the gods, and a decent match for other mortals with their eldritch rituals, the cultists eventually officially form what is known as the Followers of the Truth, and manage to take an entire city for themselves. At the head of the city, the Seer Who Sees Beyond, seems to be the current leader of this overbloated cult. Their understandings of dark rituals expand, partially thanks to the invention of writing, partially due to the fact that there are more of them to work together. They still cannot do much, but many whispers spread through the city of plans of spreading further, and possibly even setting foot on the isle of the gods someday. A truly blasphemous thought, no doubt.

>>44469161
The Golems and Men of Metal are now swayed by these cultists. They are beings of logic, and see this as a sham.

>>44469211
Does it really count as a sham if there are actual results?

>>44469211
are NOT* swayed. Sorry, fucking hands.

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>>44469161
But someone says, that they've found a box. A box with a code-locke. The kind which is opened with a code-word. But what's inside the box? What's the code-word?

As the city was unjustly taken through force, Dredd gets to work besieging it. He is joined by Braavos.

I go to work besieging the city alongside Dredd.

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The word was "dick", and ther was a bomb inside, a large one. Shame, was a nice city, before those cultist took over.

>>44469277
Never change, Laughing God.

I burst through the city walls, knock the cultist leader unconscious and defuse the bomb.

>>44469161
The Starmen continue gazing at the skies, largely uninterested in strange cults. Some adventurous younglings occasionally travel to the lands of the Golem and the Metal Moon, a few are swayed by the Followers of the Truth. The relations with the Trill (I still don't know who they're supposed to be) are developing well.

Rolled 58 - 40 (1d100 - 40)

>>44469246
Though mere mortals, they can still fight back. Though certainly incapable of ever slaying a god, their unnatural magic hurts somewhat (like the prick of a needle, really), and can produce inconvenient effects. The cultists certainly put their all into protecting what they gained.

>>44469305
I slay only the cultists. Any who look as if they were drafted against their will are spared. I am sure to keep all innocents alive.

>>44469304
This is kinda interesting, the Starmen, who are beings of fire live together with the Trill, a race created by the Goddess of Cold on the same continent. Like pottery.

The Golems and Metal Men work to further the advancement of technology while cults are butchered by Gods.
I, Neron, God of the Forge, work to improve the Metal Moon that orbits our world. Adding rivers of Lava, and strange, fake trees made of iron, yet still seem to grow and provide odd fruit.

>>44469342
Those who were drafted against their will certainly no longer resemble what they once were. Dark magic has twisted their forms and minds into beings that wish only to further the goals of the outsider god, while ever so slightly resembling it. Of course, they are technically still innocents, and killing them would still technically be a genocide of a new species. Does your decision remain the same?

Neron, can you defuse this bomb? The city has been retaken.

I the Changer of Mortal Perceptions create ciphers and codes so that knowledge may be hidden by those that need not to know it. I also give many mortals the idea of currency so that trade may happen more freely between all people.

>>44469424
My decision remains the same. They are a new race. If they all start deciding to kill innocents of say, humans, then I will have to defend the humans.

I decide to teach this new race about justice, about mercy.

>>44469434
Ask the Laughing God. He knows a lot about explosives.

In honour of the victory over the cults of darkness, I make the sun shine mild, bringing good weather for crops and harvest to the righteous of heart.

Some mortals depart on journeys to further their relation to other species. All are welcome on the floating continent of ice and fire, provided they mean no harm to the (mostly) peaceful beings residing there.

>>44469492
They are wholly uninterested in such concepts, and their ideology appears to be quite alien indeed.

They make an exodus from the ruined city, across some of the sea, and onto a secluded island. There, they prepare to warp the land into a form more hospitable for themselves, and construct dwellings of bizarre architecture. The threat...seems neutralized, for now. Of course, not all of the willing cultists were killed, since not all were at the city, so a few normal ones are around the world in odd places. The followers of truth took a heavy blow, at least.

>>44469612
Fuck, I wrote my trip in the 'options' bracket.

>>44469612
>good weather
I'd say my near eternal rain is quite good, thank you

Within the center of the sea, an equidistant location between all four continents. I craft an island and upon this I land I build a tower, filled with knowledge and ideas that would change the world. I then create a cipher and form it upon rocks across the world. Hidden within art and poetry. The tower changes constantly shifting itself around every hour into a new unique version of itself. within are ten thousand ring slots hidden within the art. At the top I place a single book of magic, and spread the rumor that a great treasure is hidden there waiting for a mortal to find it. Thus the first riddle-tower is formed.

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>>44469434
Check the "oбeзвpeдить" button.

>>44469734
I say that we, the Gods, should put it to a vote if this never ending raid is allowed to continue.

I head out very far into the countryside away from any cities (no valor in deaths through mishap) and press the "oбeзвpeдить" button.

>>44469796
Hey, they've lived with it so far

It's not like most of your races haven't invented ways to stay dry

>>44469827
The whole world can't be Britain

>>44469796
I'm not that bothered by it, the highlands of the floating continent are above the clouds and the eternal rain.

>>44469851
It's not, the floating continent doesn't even have to deal with rain

>>44469827
Maybe one island could be Britain. Or it rotates.

>>44469925
I can agree with this.
The rain rotates every months.

The Twisted Ones (the new race crafted by cultists) send out individuals armed with bags of writhing masses. In an attempt to not incur godly wrath, they attempt a concept new to them. "Trade". They try their hardest to purchase members of the other species from said species, through various offerings. Being a warped version of them, the twisted ones know that they can only survive as a race if they continue to convert others into their form.

Everything is so despairing fleeting, all of your existences are but a flash in the pan
True eternity and perfect immortality is the obliteration of everything
I am that obliteration

>>44469925
I've already addressed this, my people need the constant rain to live, and they live on every continent save the floating continent and the Isle of the Gods.

Besides, the eternal rain was my very first act as this world came into being. I will not have my mark on this world erased.

>>44469957
They survived? Hey, guys, why didn't you kill all of them? Do I have to do everything myself?

>>44469978
Maybe it could be a little less. Or we could all pitch in and make Atlantis.

>>44470032
please, bomb away. I'll even make the casing for it if you like.

Neron, could you make a nice little material that they can turn into more of them so they don't have to abduct people?

>>44470034
The amount of rainfall obviously varies. It's not uncommon for it to be nothing more than a light drizzle. It's not just pouring all the time.

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Yes, I'm horrible at paint, a computer mouse sucks for this. Drawing it was still quite fun though.

This is how the floating island should look right now now. Hope you can read the writing.

>>44470072
Ah. OK now I'm cool with it.

>>44470034
>>44470072

Braavos does raise a good point. You're people could just live underwater. It would certainly make since.
Hells, I'll even build the damn city. My Golems will serve as its protectors even.

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An army of self-exploding rape-monsters dealed with the remains of the cultist's mistakes. Shit was messy, but hey, everything got cleared up.

Allahu Akbar!

>>44470123
Genocide has been committed against the twisted ones. The only remains is a small warped island, with peculiar wildlife and empty husks of buildings they had made.
Truly an injustice for this fledgling race,

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>>44470123

>>44470154
>>44470177
Meant as reply to >>44470123

Dredd is aghast at the swift genocide of a new race that was just beginning to grasp civilized concepts.
He gets to work rebuilding it, but without the loyalties to the eldritch abomination and with justice and trade preloaded.

>>44470119
You don't realize what that would do, Neron. My people need to carefully keep control of their surface tension, and they are accustomed to doing so on land. Where they to spend their lives in the water, they would constantly be in danger of fading away, not to mention the severe drop in available nutrients they would suffer from the change in environment. And of course I want the best for my creations, I want them to be able to live amongst other races if they desire. I have no intention of letting them be pushed away to isolation.

Besides, the ocean is not my domain anyway.

I, Finai, God of Honor name my Descendants that reside on the easternmost isle "The Obroites".

>>44470303
How about a floating city, if not an underwater one?

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>>44470303
I have an idea.
Something that might make everyone happy.

Bio-Suits.

Give me time and I can create the perfect thing for your people. They will never have to worry about fading away again.

>>44470303
They should be fine on most tropical countries. Any major rainforest should have a suitable climate for a race that needs constant rain.

After having been betrayed by the god of trickery and the god of death, I no longer feel beholden to the mortals and even other gods of this world. Thus in my greatest effort, I give rise to a great tree of divine splendor at the center of the isle of the gods. Wider and taller than any other, even the ones of legend never released from my garden, it reaches to the skies (and heavens perhaps) above and shares a portion of my own divinity, given willingly and inexorably binding the two of us. At the pinnacle I dwell, among the canopy to live and work in secret.

In my leaving, mortals are free to take any plants and trees to and from the isle of the gods now, and as well my garden where all my creations were made (and some still dwell) is now left open and unguarded, abandoned by its caretaker. However in my absence, no new types and kinds of plant life can be created. All species and strains of plant life that is, is all that there shall be, and if a species or type of of plant should go extinct then it shall remain so. From here on, though it may take till the dying of this world, the diversity of all plant life will only decrease till eventually none but the great tree remains.

>>44470292
Such seems impossible with the necessary eldritch energies at work. An imitation of the race could be made, but it would be a pale one indeed, and certainly not a true recreation. The cultists could always make more, of course, but the prerequisite method does involve base race individuals for converting.

As an off note, the twisted ones seem absent from any afterlife here. They either go somewhere in another universe, or more chillingly, cease to be when dead.

>>44470321
>>44470355
>>44470371
I still fail to see the issue with things the way they are now. The rain has existed since near the beginning of time, and caused no harm. It allows my people to move freely about this world, putting them on the same level as the others.

>>44470394
what did Death and Trickery do to you?

Dredd raises an epitaph to a race cut short.
He resumes his hunt for the god of trickery.

>>44470292
Dude, those guys were mutated people, and they were blast-raped out of existence for a reason. Why would you recreate their suffering?

>>44470442
And for the cultists

>>44470442
Dredd is goin soft! Punched a god to death for less, kek

>>44470436

Death made a concerted effort to make sure that plant life died just as mortal beings would. Trickery repeatedly allowed for, assisted, and possibly even personally stole from my garden and allowed for the most sacrilegious crime of all; mortals to get ahold of the divine Gods' fruit.

Is the Metal Moon still a thing?

>>44470495
Gods are dicks to each other. It happens.

>>44470550
Yes, it is. I just recently added rivers of lava and trees of iron to liven the place up a little bit.

>>44470479
I'm trying to get rid of my cruelty.
I have another fish to fry and that is the cults.
I am developing my mercy aspect.
Besides, the race was not really sentient. Could have been, but wasn't

Eventually, through exceptional secrecy, the Followers of Truth reform to their old numbers. Having learned from the sacking of the city they once took over, they now instead have formed a much looser secret society spanning the continents, their members covering their tracks in a mad paranoia and keeping their overt magical displays to an absolute minimum. Ultimately an act good for their health, considering what their form of magic does to them.

Cults grow, and are much harder to root out and cripple.

>>44470586
Isn't creating trees of iron kind of disrespectful towards Mother Nature?

>>44470586
Of course they are, and I'm being a dick back, and cursing the world. Or at least, my own creations upon the world.

Thank Death and the Trickster for that.

>>44470608
Their just sculptures.

>>44470592
They were sentient, sapient even, they just had a nigh incomprehensible outlook compared to everything else. Black and white vs orange and blue morality.

I form a special order dedicated to the hunting down of eldritch cults. The Inquisition. It locates, identifies, and hunts down harmful cults and puts them on trial.

With that taken care of, I hunt death and the trickster.

>>44470495
We called that "fruit" a "plum" back in the day.

>>44469097
Solmes, god of trickery, mischief and opportunity lurks the growing forests of the mortal world, cast out of the Island of the Gods. Indeed, the trees carry still a divine spark within them, enough that when they are amassed into large forests, they can offer protection and concealment to the outcast god for bringing about their existence. In turns, Solmes and his trickster spirits roam these forests, playing tricks or granting boons to mortals that wander them seemingly at random.

Yet the growing existence of cults is bringing the outside world's turmoil to the strange, green realm of trees and trickery, as the woods can shield and conceal them just as well as they can Selmos- and he is watching all who seek to hide in the forests, as they could unwittingly lead the Gods to his trail, as well.

>>44470642
I will put the Laughing God on Trial later, right now we have an apocalypse on our hands.

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>>44470623
Hey, girl, don't be mad at them, they are just trying to make this world a better place.

So... How about we hang out together some time?

>>44470677
A few small cults don't make a apocalypse.

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>>44470705
I will stand in defense of the Laughing Gods actions.

>>44470677
>Dredd, the God of Overreacting

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>>44470735
Don't, you know that i'll be fine, but thanks for the support.

>>44470747
Ok you are probably right and I am overreacting a little, but I can't stand by and let them mutate people.

While the inquisition does it's thing, I am going to look for Solmes.

>>44470645
In order to remain faithful to their cultist teachings whilst avoiding inquisition punishment, many cultists ingrain themselves deeply in a community to the point where removal would be fairly destabilizing, while still maintaining their masquerade. This presents moral and ethical dillemas - get rid of a cultist, or let the community stay as healthy and happy as it is?

>>44470658
Some cultist sects form in Solme's realm as well, due to the obvious benefits. Unfortunately, with the lack of inquisitors in the area, they revert to old ways of warping some of the wildlife and surroundings. A small patch of forest is corrupted with the outsider god's influence.

>>44470806
I go to the area and deal with the corrupt forest.

>>44470806
Justice must be served. Give them a fair trial first if the trial finds them to be cultists, then they are exposed.

>>44470806
>>44470795
The trees whisper of the corruption, and Solmes, though mischievous, answers their call, for the forests loyally conceal him still.

And thus begin the tricks and increasingly dangerous pranks that befall the cultists who seek to corrupt the realm of trees- an accident here, a misdirection there, they can never know safety from circumstances turning against them seemingly at random- but never cripplingly so, for Solmes is also the god of opportunity, and he must always leave an opportunity to triumph, even to his enemies.

As the culmination of these efforts, Solmes shall try and play a trick on Dredd himself, who has taken to searching the forests for him, leaving trails that instead lead the bloody-handed god of justice to hiding cults and their schemes.

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My Clockwork animals have spread far and wide. These simple creatures have been domesticated (at least some forms of them have. Gods, cats, ext), and have a knack for sniffing out corruption, and eating trees. But thats a different story.

>>44470963
DOGS*
Sorry.
My typing is off today.

>>44470918
Thank you for leading me to these cults, but I was just wondering if we could have a chat or two about what happened with Aurana. I'm not mad, I just want your side of the story so I can judge fairly.

>>44470866
Opinion of the exposed cultists vary from community to community, depending on the public opinion of Followers in the area. Some have taken to spreading propoganda to increase opinion and recruitment there, often mentioning the genocide to garner support. As such, over time, inquisitor exposures are becoming less effective at being a punishment within some communities.
It still remains a minor religion in the world, though. Nowhere near mainstream yet.

Meanwhile, TLG hands over a certain schematic diagram, to use it, if shit hits the fan, and he woun't be around to fix that shit.

>>44471047
He hands it over to Neron, as he is the only person who can read it.

>>44471029
The exposure is not meant to be a punishment. It is simply serves as a marker. If things do start mutating in the area, we know who to come for.

Solmes, can we have a little chat?

>>44471008
>>44471148
Solmes shall wait with coming face to face with Dredd- he is, after all, a little heavy-handed in his deliverance of justice- but the trees will faithfully carry his words wherever Dredd is, and carry Dredd's back to him

"O god of Justice, hear me out! I now Aurana sees terrible injustice in my acts, but on the contrary, I propose it was I who brought justice to the world with my scheme! Trees are truly wondrous creations of Flora, you see- they give a tired man shade, they give animals plentiful food and a place to hide, and they give mortals boundless opportunity- wood!
Logs, timber, hardwood, whichever form it takes, wood is opportunity made manifest! It can be chopped, it can be cut, it can be burned, it can be carved into whatever a mortal mind can think of- and it just grows out of the ground!
To deprive the mortal races of such a wondrous thing, I saw this as a great blunder, a missed opportunity- and an excellent chance to commit great mischief, for why else would the continents convene around the good old Godly Home of us all, if not to give mortals a chance to step through the otherwise impassable barrier!
In fact, I posit that Aurana was selfish, terribly selfish with her greatest creation- and I have given a great gift to the world! Is it not more just that trees get to grow everywhere than on a single, meager (heh) island?"

you think OP just went insane with how much of a response he got?

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I, Comptrollon god of divine taxes shall hereby be granted a natural law that every new year I will gain the use of every previously mentioned god's power (and any gods to come) once per year.

>>44471252
probably, lol.

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>>44471199
Tell it to me straight, Solmes, is she just accusing you of stealing wood? Or of stealing the very concept of wood? Or of stealing one or more of her prize flora?

Lothyil, god of the forbidden, has seen fit to use their domain to RESTRICT GODLY INTERFERENCE. Mortals may no longer be interacted with directly unless you spiritually possess one, speak to them through visions or dreams, or they happen to be a wandering spirit of some kind.

When possessing someone, they are considered an Avatar. They gain features to somewhat resemble you, or a marking of your choice clearly shows. Their physical capabilities are ten times that of an ordinary person of their race, and their mind is essentially yours. You have free reign like this, but try not to use the same mortal too much or too long - they are poor vessels for deific power, so they may expire unexpectedly.

Indirect interactions are still very much allowed.

>>44471308
I have given trees to the mortal world, Dredd. All kinds of trees. Nothing less, nothing more. It felt only fair.

>>44471299
Sure would be.

>>44471363
Thank you, Solmes.

I have come to a verdict.
Solmes did confess to theft, but given the circumstances and the boon it turned out to be to everyone else involved.
Seeing as the defendant did no practical harm, Solmes is to be given a slap on the wrist and ask politely next time.

Now to put the Laughing God on Trial for Genocide.
Who will be your attorney?
Who will be the prosecuting attorney?

>>44471487
Ohoho, how nice! A breath of relief for sure!

But what is this I hear? Aurana has retreated? Left all her gardens open to all? Ceased to bring about new and wondrous creations? Oh no, no, this is such a waste! What joy is theft from a garden unattended? It is hardly even an opportunity at all! And the cessation of new species? This is not what I wanted, not at all!

I shall bring down Aurana from her little hermit's cave (or tree, rather) before the end of the world, mark my words!

It is Springtime, and mortals and minor gods alike are glad to see the heat return again in the south (reversed world, remember?). Crops are bring being planted, and deities teach the mortals their future crafts and methods of worship. Though strange unfathomable greater Gods may strive against one another between themselves and their rival creations, the world is new and still pastoral.

Jubilos, stretching after his/her/its? morning mounting, thinks that the long slumbering giants are neglectful in their worship and works, and deigns it appropriate to send them dreams of happy lust and good works.

Unknowing, maybe uncaring, of the effects, Jubilos turns his mind to the rest of the flock's lessons of the day.

>>44471587
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dD-389-1WLQ

>>44471709
Trial is in 10 hours because it is 2am and I NEED TO SLEEP HOLY SHIT

Our world needs a name.

The dust has settled, the world is returning to peace- how boring!

Indeed, Solmes shall occupy himself! he shall create yet more of his trickster spirits, and let them loose in the forests, to continue their mischieves on all mortals that wander the woods of the world, helping or hindering depending on their whims. And these beings shall be called fairies from now on, for that name pleases me!

Now then, however, for a grandiose mischief, and an opportunity like no other, Solmes shall make an offer to the Laughing God- Solmes shall be his attorney in the coming trial, if he accepts, for it appears to be quite a challenging and tricky endeavour!

Comprollon, god of divine taxes fleeted past the wind. Unseen. I shall hereby elect the temporary power of Sdrawkcab, God of Ironic Reversals. It is now that Aurana must become one with her gardens and forever be bound in a half avatar state in shaped flora and fauna alike.

>>44471778
Irujma

>>44471778
Deadworld, yo.

“Deadworld? Is that where you’re from?” “No, dude. That’s where you’re from. It’s where we are now. This place, it’s a horror show. If the guy next to you decides to knock you out of this world forever, he can do it with just a piece of metal or, hell, even his bare hand. You blobs, you sit there, chillin’ in this room and I can smell the rot of dead animals soaking in the acid of your guts. You suck the life from the innocent creatures of this world just so you can clock another day. You’re machines that run on the terror and pain and mutilation of other lives. You’ll scrape the world clean of every green and living thing until starvation goes one-eight-seven on every one of your sorry asses, your desperation to put off death leadin’ to the ultimate death of everybody and everything. Dude, I can’t believe you ain’t all paralyzed by the pure, naked horror of this place.”

>>44471884
yeah... I like Irujma

>>44471832
So it shall be, but know that the plantless regions of this world are safe from your fae. The oceans and deserts, the Iron Lands inhabitated by the mechanical Golem, the high- and lowlands of the floating isles with its Trill, bestial races and stargazing fire spirits are untouched by the Laughing God.

>>44472161
(Clarification: the Laughing God is a different guy, Solmes is occupied with mischief and opportunity)

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I, Neron, The God of the Forge decide to turn the Metal Moon into something truly remarkable. I spend months forging it into a proper planet. But everything it is made out of metal. The Clockwork animals, the Golems, the Men of Metal, all dwell here in peace. Furthering science and technology for the betterment of all.

>>44472296
Sounds like a proper boring place

Good thing clockwork is such an elaborate , sensitive thing- just a single poke, and things get all messy- a perfect opportunity to learn from the mistake made.
And so, Solmes shall provide this boring moon of metal with the occasional opportunity to learn and improve, by paying a brief visit from time to time, and making sure to poke and prod just a little around in those clockwork innards

Comptrollon lord of divine taxes whips out from the dark side and whispers to Neron "I wonder, has there been a god of friction?"

>>44472398
These practical jokes are looked forward to. They Golems are not without a since of humor.

The Omega hands each of you a large, heart shaped jewel, cut into many facets
Across its surface plays the image of an exploding supernova collapsing into nothingness
The jewel seems to drink in the light, and sounds, colors and all senses seem muted and duller

>>44472567
"From Dust", these are called

>>44472567
>>44472595
Oooh, I sense danger from these things- exciting, messy danger!

>>44472567
As the god whose domain are the stars, may I remind you that a star will persist for at least 10^50 years (and possibly not have an end at all) in a lesser form after it goes supernova? I mean, I know what you're trying to get across, but you should choose a better visualisation then. I suggest a black hole evaporating.

But thanks for the jewel I guess, I will build a sun temple on the highest mountain for it.

I have awoken, and my slumber was great thanks for asking.

Mind you I am still releasing 100 damned souls per millenia. First batch should be released soon for my enjoyment.

>>44473379
No one cares anymore, that thing with the god of injustice was a big blunder. Should have accepted by solar guardian. Just joking man, welcome back, nothing much happened though.

>>44473379
yeah things have died down. A lot of people I think went to best

>>44473323
I am the beginning and death of time

I, Boolius, have reawoken, as the God of Logic and Knowledge.

>>44469451
I create counting and math to aid in the tracking and monitoring of currency.

>>44472567
I shall make this the oscillating heart of a perfect clock.

Don't let this die

>>44471323
As an Anon who has been following these threads, ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

Jesus, you guys are Gods, not Adventurers.

Seeing as the original OP is no longer here recording everything, I'd like to step in and mark down this stuff.

But First, let's get an account of the Gods. Link this post with your name, title and major feats.

>>44468572
>this entire thread
See you nerds on the astral plane

>>44479179
Sure, why not

Typhos, God of Storms

Made it rain near eternally, the only exceptions are for a three day period during the seventh month of the year, and in places above the clouds where the rain will obviously not reach. Also, most areas in the far South receive snow instead of rain.

Surrounded the Isle of the Gods with an ever raging tempest impassable to mortals.

And created the Gelros, a race of sapient semi-liquid beings that interact with solids by controlling their surface tension, absorb nutrients and water through their outer membrane, and evaporate upon death. They cannot survive long out of the rain, and have to submerge themselves in water for the three rainless days every year.

Pretty sure that's all I've done.

>>44479179
Xthundalzula, Breaker of Mortal Perspectives, in the first thread crafted 10,000 rings in the Unknowable One's image, and scattered them across the world. Also created Writing, Libraries, Ciphers, all manner of riddles, currency and trade. In this thread, created an Island that will randomly appear in an "equidistant location" on any route between the four continents. Upon this rests an ever-changing tower with 10,000 ring slots, and behind those rests a treasure of unspeakable value.

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Is this >>44471587 nigga for real?

>>44479179
The unfathomable one, the outsider god, invaded this realm from another, bringing with it the concept of madness that consumes. The fraction of itself that came through was contained in the cosmic web, and so it went to sleep to await the time when such would fade, and to gather its strength. Its incomprehensible dreams touched the minds of mortals, driving many mad, and causing the Followers of Truth to form. This cult claimed a city, created a race called the Twisted ones, and were soon destroy d. The twisted ones were eliminated through genocide by the laughing god. Cultists that survived the sacking of the city integrated deeply in other communities and shrouded their activities in paranoid secrecy, to avoid persecution from gods and inquisitors,

>>44479179
I am Dredd, bloody-handed god of Justice, slayer of Ernst, inventor of laws, checks and balances, and juries.

>>44479179
I am Braavos, god of valor and bravery, sacker of cultist cities (Dredd, you forgot to put that in there), instiller of Bravery.

>>44481117
>>44481108
Are you the same fuckin person?

>>44481231
No.

>>44481248
I doubt that very much
Replies within two minutes of each other after great delay
Similar goals and tag team a lot
Etc etc

>>44481306
Well, we're not.

>>44479179
I am TLG, and I was just eating my salad here.

>>44479179

Aurana, mother of basic and plant life on this world, and one of the ancient original gods. In the past ages I had decreed among plantlife, trees to be the province of the gods, and the rest available to mortals. Chief among the trees were those that grew Gods' fruit, initially the source of sustenance for (some) gods in the most ancient times, before faith became a preferable means of sustenance (for some). An unfortunate side effect that if a mortal consumed enough of the fruit, they too would gain a portion of divinity however small, explaining the existence of numerous lesser (single post, single setting modification) gods in ages past, most no longer in existence or having fallen into obscurity or even simply having moved on.

After repeated transgressions by mortals and betrayals by gods however relating to both trees and most importantly the divine fruit, and the spread of them, I withdrew from worldly and divine affairs to the canopy of a vast tree, larger and taller than any other and sharing a portion of my own divinity. There I dwell, in secrecy and away from the prying hands and eyes of both gods and mortals alike. In my leaving I placed a curse on the world, that no new species or strains of plant life shall arise or be created. The diversity that exists currently, is all that shall exist till the dying of the world.

Worth noting that the garden and orchard where I once dwelled in ages past and created all manner plant life and even animal hybrids, now remains open and unguarded to any brave or foolish enough to enter. Obviously it has fallen to disrepair and overgrowth, though.

>>44479179
Jubilos needs little introduction: the name most issued in praise from mortal mouths, and while not the greatest of the 1000 gods, a being most celebrated.

For whom other than Jubilos' aspects do the young races live so? To multiply in plenty, to work hard but live well? Sloth is scorned, as is isolation, for mortals desire what Jubilos embodies most: good joyous love and a busy life.

Many forms are recognized: golden hued human of tall stature, or equivalent of the other races. And otherwise still a beastly form some have claimed resembling a bull with the head of man, the hair and fur of a lion, the cock of a horse, the she-hippos fertility,

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>>44468572

Original OP here.I collected the whole first thread into one file, took me forever. Here it is.

>>44483125
Nice!
I wonder if its gonna pick up again today. There's a trial to be had.

>>44483125
Great job, man.
>>44483293
a trial?

>>44479179
I am Selmos, god of mischief and opportunity. I have, upon the first convening of the continents around the Isle of the Gods, carried out a great scheme and granted trees, this masterpiece of plantlife to the world of the mortals. For this, I was an outcast for a long time, wandering the new forests of the mortal worlds, spreading my trickster spirits which I have dubbed fairies, and letting them mete out boon and mischief upon mortals that enter the woods in equal measure.

It was only after the great turmoil caused by the cults that Dredd has come to my realm, and after haring my case, decided that my great mischief against Aurana was ultimately a forgivable one.

>>44483125
Nice! When will it be updated with further developments?

>>44483311
We're putting you on trial for genocide. Remember that race you blew up?

>>44483446
What race did he blow up again?

>>44483311
My laughing man- i mean, god, I feel you need an attorney! I humbly offer myself for this position, for defending you in this trial is an opportunity like no other!

>>44483472
The one with the blue and orange morality that looked like the outsider and went off to their own island and didn't really bother anyone.

Note that I am a judge. I cannot also be an attorney.
We need a prosecutor.

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>>44483446
I don't know how are you going to put me on a trial in your reality, but hey, it could be fun.
>>44483485
Go ahed Selmi-boy, defend me, be my rightfull attorney.

>>44483553
Erhm-hm. So then, as the defendant's attorney, I demand my client's crimes and their circumstances be fully read out!

I was, of course, busy hiding away in the forests of the mortal world to pay attention to the whole outsider cult hubbub.

The unfathomable one has a nightmare as it continues to sleep. The all consuming madness spreads to more mortal minds, and previous insanity in individuals is intensified. The old cult members, for the most part, simultaneously engage in self-destructive acts as they gibber incomprehensibly and endure seizures. Many of them fail to do much damage due to aneurisms, but some have ended up destroying their communities before expiring, though inquisitors have likely saved quite a few as well.

A fresh wave of cultists is born from those new to the madness, with different insights than the previous.

Strangely enough, mortals worldwide also gain a boost to their imaginative capabilities. Inventors are cropping up on their own, and great works of art are being made.

>>44483615
And by crimes, of course, I mean SUPPOSED crimes. That should go without saying!

>>44483636
We need a prosecutor before the trial can actually begin, but that I can do.

The defendant, The Laughing God, is on trial for the genocide of the race now known as the Outsiderspawn by spawning a large amount of exploding death machines.

>>44483666
I thought they were the twisted ones
>666
Get out of here satan

>>44483666
>>44483636
The punishment, if the jury finds him guilty, is permanent banishment.
As he is a god, we cannot just send him to any of the underworld realms as we would any mortal.

>>44483666
>>44483625
You know what, I just peeked out the window (why is there a window? Are we in a courtroom? Who cares!) and I can't help but notice that an awful mess is transpiring among the mortals yet again, and it is all thanks to that unfathomable outsider!
Clearly, this is prime evidence why the Laughing God's decision to destroy those touched the most by the outsider's powers was a wise decision, just imagine a mess they could have made when mere cultists are causing such a ruckus!

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>>44483666
>spawning a large amount of exploding death machines.
Dude, 1337 is not that many, if you think about it.
>genocide of the race
They were not a race, check your facts, god of the concept.

>>44483744
I have plenty of mortal agents dealing with these outside abberations.
Please, let's just get this trial over with so the mortals stop clamoring for it and justice can be delivered.

>>44483625
I possess the strongest paladins as Avatars and smite the troublemaking cultists.

>>44483792
That's what the trial will decide AS SOON AS SOMEONE DECIDES TO BE PROSECUTOR.
They grasped trade somewhat effectively.

>>44483503
>>44483615
>>44483666


Then I will prosecute! No matter how twisted or abominable they may have been, they were living beings on our world. All their ambitions, hopes and dreams to be taken away so suddenly without any reason is a crime against everything I stand for, a crime against the whole of Creation! What gives any God the right to so callously wipe away life?

>>44483793
>>44483852
By us, what a mess! But do not be too distracted by things going awry, and look at all the strange, exciting new thoughts and ideas taking form in the minds of mortals! What a time to be immortal!

>>44483896
>>44483744
Excellent! The trial shall now begin.
The Laughing God stands accused of genocide of a new race.
Solmes will represent the defendant, while Yrael will represent the bailiff.

We ask that all matters unrelated to the proceedings remain outside this court.

Will the defendant proceed with their opening statements?

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While the trial of immortals carries on, a new god comes into being amidst the distraction.

He is Xurdu, the god of radioactivity.

His people, the Uranken, are large bipedal echidnas the size of bears. They have recently formed settlements near Halfling borders.

>>44483956
Esteemed Judge!
My client stands accused of a heinious thing indeed- blowing up an entire island, and upon it, a fledgling race! So many opportunities gone!

However, we all know this race came about due to machinations outside of all our sphere of influence- an, if you will, unnatural tampering with the world that is all our collective birthright!

Now, I ask: Was this race that the Laughing God dispersed into the world in tiny bite-size chunks- truly a race? I have indeed heard statements that they were unable to breed on their own, and instead had to take members of other species and make them their own. If such is true, they can be hardly considered a race, more like... Some sort of eldritch body modification club, really!

>>44484055
Thank you, now will the prosecutor proceed with their opening statements?

>>44484078

Though I am young (only 3 minutes old),and only a jury, I- Xurdu, feel as if it is obvious- conciseness created by anything other than a god is an abomination.

>>44484078

No matter their origin, these beings were thrust into our world, into our care. Machinations of the Outsider or not, each of them held within their soul the spark of goodness, no matter how small. If given the opportunity, perhaps they could've become a part of Creation proper.

But now we shall never know, as the Laughing God mercilessly struck down their entire race. It is a most grievous crime, and must be punished accordingly.

>>44484113
The outsider is a god, just not one of this universe's set.

>>44484167

Then it is over-stepping its rightful boundaries! By encroaching on our section of reality, it is issuing at best, a disrespect of our authority. At worst- this is an act or war!

>>44484144
>>44484055
We shall now move on to the presentations of evidence, starting with the defendant.
Solmes, what evidence is there that the Laughing God did not genocide the race of Outsiderspawn?

>>44484203
Actually, a better question is: What evidence is there that The Laughing God is innocent?

>>44484203
>>44484232
...Alright, Laughing God, help me out here fella, because I'm pretty sure you did blow 'em all up, and looks like they ain't buying the "It was totes ok to do" defense

>>44484282
I'm not the jury, actually.

>>44484282
Lmao, best defense attorney

>>44484282

I, Xurdu, have made it very clear that I believe the Laughing Gods action are justifiable. The basic truth is that we don't know what this Outsider's intentions are. I feel as if we should destroy it before it's too late.

>>44484333

Should we just blindly destroy all that we do not know?! Such is madness, and I will take no part in wanton ruthlessness. If evil and wickedness are indeed the goals of the Outsider, then I will take up arms gladly, but there is no proof of it.

Look at the workings of his subjects! Many of them are maddening and strange to us, but there are also those that are beautiful! Wondrous music and poetry inspired by him.

If there is a sliver of hope that his intentions are not harmful, we should allow him to live, perhaps even offer him sanctuary and offer him a place as our brother.

The destruction of his Spawn cannot be allowed to go unpunished.

I am Nypros, the Newborn.

I have no idea what's going on but will make a potent ally with my fresh divinity.

While justifiable, I see the opposite ,Xurdu, we can hold no candle to the Outsiders way of thinking, nor its perceptions. As such a golden age of art, and literature may have flowed from these beings that see from a way unknowable to mortals. The amount of good they could have done may have out weighed the evil. Their perceptions were alien, but they were once our mortals. Mercy should've been a foregone conclusion.

>>44484407
>>44484333
So evidence is clearly in favor of the Laughing God actually blowing up the Outsiderspawn.

The question shall move on to: was it JUSTIFIED genocide?

>>44484407

Perhaps interrogation and questioning of this Outsider himself is needed before we point fingers at anyone. This whole trial has been squabbling about, and no one bothered to invite the key witness.

I, Tailithe, the God of Bounds, wake up from my slumber.
I tried my best to protect and guide mortals in their dreams.
Have I missed anything important?

>>44484463
Tailithe! You still have the captured part of the Outsider! You can settle this case!

>>44484463

Yes, a squatter with nefarious purposes has shown up in our world, and won't go away.

By the way, my name's Xurdu- nice to meet you.

>>44484507
Actually, we don't know its purposes

>>44484463
Hello?

>>44484443
Hehe, finally we're at the good part!

Yes, indeeeeeed I believe it was. See- those that have been directly touched by the outsider have wrought madness and destruction just now- but those mortals who remained untouched are the ones whose inspirations as spurred by this unseen entity are instead wondrous and creative! I believe the poor, corrupted saps would have done horrific harm had they persisted to this present moment, while, if you think about it in a certain way, their utimely demise also preserved their innocence!

>>44484533

Even worth.

>>44484561

*worse

>>44484507
Pleased to meet you. I am a fan of your work.
Are you a are descendant/demigod of Hall by any chance?
>>44484492
I can try.
I shall be your witness.
Do you have any specific questions you would like to ask?

>>44484548
So, in other words, no worse than the warlike folks on the map

>>44484548
They may have been immune to such, for all we know, though. After all, their minds were fully in line with the outsider's, and their bodies more suited to their corrupting energy.
Their potential destructive reaction to the event is pure speculation, and inadmissable as evidence.

>>44484621
Could we possibly ask, what the outsider's purposes are?

>>44484621

I'm not sure who I'm a decedent of, I'm merely an hour old.

>>44484463

Greetings, brother. Though I'm afraid you wake to find turmoil amongst your brethren. The Laughing God has committed genocide and stands on trial.

>>44484535

And greetings to you too, Newborn. I am joyous to know our numbers have grown. I hope you will use your Divinity with wisdom and mercy.

>>44484548

You cannot know their intentions, or if they demise has wrought good or ill! Should we just erase everything that does not conform to our ways of thinking? Then we would destroy ourselves!

This genocide, this obliteration of hope.. this cannot stand, and you know it, Selmos. Your yourself have stood guilty of allowing mortals to enter Aurana's garden. I stood by your decision, for it gave new hope and cause to the mortals. But this is different. This day, we face a far more grave accusation against the Laughing God than mere thievery.

I call this what it is; murder and willful treason against all of Creation.

>>44484638
I AM BORLÜX THE SLAYER! Awakened after millenia of slumber to defend the realm! Point me to the outsider and I will tear it down!

>>44484681
What is my purpose?

>>44484708
You butter bread

>>44484718
Why do I butter Bread?

What is bread? How do I butter?

>>44484693

Now we're talking!

>>44484745
AYE BROTHER! The outsider will not threaten our peace anylonger!

>>44484804
Absolutely barbaric.

>>44484681
I will admit to you, the destruction of those... Whatever they were was a waste of opportunity like no other. Still, I am the Laughing God's attorney, and thus I must question whether they were a race! Races breed, as decreed by the combined efforts of multiple gods! To my knowledge, those touched by the outsider could not breed? Should we not view them as members of their respective races, even if touched by the outsider, instead? More as a community than a race?

>>44484804

Borlüx! I forbid you from drawing your blade against the Outsider until we can be certain of its wickedness. Even though it is strange, it may not be evil.

Tailithe, lord of Bounds, you have faced it before. What can you tell of it? Does it need to be slain, or can we speak with it, reason with it?

>>44484535
Greetings, little one.
>>44484638
The Outsider's ways are weird and hard to comprehend.
I think it only wishes to exist and prosper.
It's mind is different from minds of gods or mortals.
It knows no our evil and it knows no our good.
It only wishes to feed and grow stronger.
However, in our world The Outsider can't feed without causing havoc and troubling the proper gods.
It must stay controlled.

Could it have been possible to engineer another method for the race to reproduce?

So has anyone taken the time to realize the Laughing God is gone or....

>>44484850
It is clear to me that the Outsider carries wondrous opportunity within its machinations- the occasional catastrophe shouldn't be too harsh a price, I think- after all, life would otherwise get dreadfully boring!

This is, of course, my private opinion, independent of that which I hold as the attorney of my client.

>>44484913
Oh Maker. That's not good!

>>44484824
COWARD.

>>44484839
Wicked or not, it is abhorrent! It rails against our very nature! Look at what it has already done to us! To our lands and mortal creatures!

To let this continue is to side with it!

>>44484850
What is my purpose?

>>44485011
I second this motion

What was done was done for the protection of our children.
To do anything less would be to turn our backs on them.

>>44484913
Ssshhh, you're ruining the surprise

>>44484919
It may be of some use to you, yes.
And to some other gods, including the God of Corruption.
Have you heard of him recently?
I expect him to play an important part in current events.

>>44485034

Study sand, and report back to me when you can create with it.

>>44484850

If it as you say, that it knows only hunger and will devastate the lands with its presence, perhaps the right course of action is indeed to.. purify it from this land.

>>44485011

With a heavy heart, I must agree now that I have heard Tailithe's council. I will stand beside you, sword in hand. But only to protect this world from further harm!

I am Ruuk. Born from the wastes of Gods and their creations.
From the junk I was born in, I create. First it was mere inanimate objects.
Then, with a touch of godlike ability, I created a new race of floating eyeballs The Ovuuls. Which, have don't really have any use, besides peeping.
But I continue on creating, wondering what kind of strange things I might end up with next.

The new Followers of Truth, wishing to demonstrate their minds bursting with creativity and innovation, work together to GROW a massive bridge of TWISTED AND CORRUPTED FLESH between the northern and eastern continents, through enacting a grand ritual. They see it as a great work of art.

It has the unfortunate side effect of scaring the living fuck out of animals, which avoid it like the plague. A few of the cultists seemed to have disappeared in the fleshy mass, as well.

Greetings, brethren. I wake to see Dredd is persistent as ever. The outsider's creations served no more danger than other mortals to themselves, we merely need to stem the usage of eldritch energies by these mortals, lest they destroy the world we sought to create. Destroy, spare, as long as our creations remain it is of no consequence. Each God is to act upon the mortal realm as he pleases so long as they do not wantonly destroy the other God's work.

Though this just may be my thought as an old physical aspect God. You conceptual aspect young'uns might have a different opinion.

>>44485224

I have commanded my people, the Uranken, to arrest any neighboring Halfling sympathizers they find, and to destroy any Outsider inspired art.

>>44485034
I do not know.
Have you tried to create a treasure for Pilfer, God of Treasure?
This may be a good way to figure it out.
If you won't be able to figure it out I can offer you a joint title of the God of Dreams and Stories and a place in my archives.

>>44485085
>>44485224
THEN LET US UNDO THIS BEAST! HHHHRRRAAAAAAA!

It appears that the jury has voted that the Laughing God is innocent anyway.

Now could someone tear down that bridge and/or replace it with a nice stone one?
Stein?

>>44485218
Yes.

>>44485251
>Grabs your hand
Let's go make with sand.

>>44485360
Destroying a mortal work of art seems unjust. Lives were lost making it, and it is useful in a way.

>>44485360
>>44485259
Behold the profane influence of the Outsider! Let us bear it no longer!

>>44485360

I can drop a bomb comprised of my natural element on the bridge.

My children grow tired of this seemingly never ending events of stupidity.

They decide to build a great done over their lands.
This dome is made of a strange material only known to the Golems and the Men of Metal. It is clear, almost glass in appearance, yet no mortal may break it, and any vegtitation or organic matter that grows on it quickly rots away.
The only ones capable of entering or exiting the Dome are the Golems, men of Metal, or The clock work Animals.

Sorry
I tear that bridge down with a rockslide and replace it with an ornate stone one.

>>44485360
I like the idea of a bridge, but that flesh is giving me the creeps! Bomb away, I say! Blow it all up, and let us create a better, proper bridge in its place! The best of both worlds!

>>44485459
I just did that.

>>44485436

I was going to drop an atomic bomb on it, but what you've done looks much nicer.

>>44485420
Your children were a good influence on other races.
They will be missed.
Will you at least send out enlighteners to teach your logical non-violent ways form time to time?

>>44485369
I, Ruuk am surprised by this other being in my realm, which is currently an island of floating ovuul carcass. But yes. Sand... Sand? What is sand?

>>44485496
Thanks.

I send the Uranken on a crusade against any neighboring Halfling cultists. Their atomic powered wrist-cannons should make the job quick.

When discovered, the followers are greatly offended of the usurpment of their work. They begin to spread BLASPHEMY, claiming that the gods grow jealous of mortal efforts, and that the people of the world should not stand for it any longer. Some are persecuted for such words,mbut some believe it.

Dissent, blasphemy, and even a few cases of nonbelief grow. Ideas are difficult to destroy, it seems.

>>44485538
I hate sand. It's rough and course and gets everywhere.

>>44485538
I don't know. Let's find out!

>>44485566
Have you... Have you tried creating Ovuuls from it?

>>44485587
See >>44485592

>>44485566
>>44484718
Ah, Memon, recycler of jokes.

Where does this Outsider reside?! It hides beyond my vengeful sight!

>>44485587

Let Nypros be no longer known as "the newborn", but as the Sand Lord.

>>44485561
I get the intention, but isnt sending radioactive war machines to comb halfling settlements a little extreme? Might cause war.

>>44485635

Children may squirm while getting combed, but it keeps the lice out of their hair.

>>44485562
I, being the mischievous one I am, shall trick and hinder these fools spreading the word- a prank here, a scheme there. But their ideas interest me- time to whisper to some mortals living close to the trees that still carry my voice, whisper to them of the great inspirations they could pull from the minds of these cultists and followers- these ideas need only be extracted then cleansed of the weirdness and improperness of the outsider, and they'll be jolly good! Grab this opportunity, mortals!

>>44485561
You had best have a good reason for attempting genocide

Or you and your kin will answer to Dredd.

>>44485562
Ideas are difficult to destroy it seems. They lurk in the shadows, waiting for a chance to be reborn in their former glory. The destruction of a mortal work of art by divine fiat, and with the support of the apparently reformed God of selective justice, seems to me to constitute an act of injustice and self serving. Empowered by these events, Ernst, God of Injustice, rises again.

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So, I was playing dota in another dimension, and like totally forgot about this trial thing. So, how did it go?

>>44485661

Removal of a dingy street gang is not genocide. I'm merely encouraging the Uranken to police their borders.

>>44485684
Your innocent

Think you can clean up the last of these annoying cultists?
You're good at that.

>>44485592
What's that?

>>44485616
Sandy Lord...

>>44485716

I've already done a fair bit. On the plus side, the confiscated land is finally giving the Uranken a place on the map.

>>44485614
I can lead you to it.
But instead of crushing The Outsidet itself, could you perhaps slay it's perception to show it's true image and deprive it of followers?

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>>44485716
Ok.
AWAKEN MY CHAMPIONS!
HUNT DOWN THE REMAINS OF THE CULTIST ORDER AND THEIR ABOMINATIONS!

>>44485739
See that floating eyeball?
That's an Ovuul. I create Ovuul from the waste that come from... Everywhere?

>>44485739

Nypros, this map is looking pretty bland. Go make a new desert continent. Possibly a new race even.

>>44485755

I'm lobbing atomic charges in its direction as we speak. Hopefully this radioactivity will distort its form.

Rolled 11, 3, 20, 5, 15 = 54 (5d20)

OK We're doing this.

Rollan to kill the outsider

The cultists are hunted, but this persecution drives more supporters to their plight. Soon enough, mortal war has broken out! Dark energies stain the land along with blood. Many enemies of the followers are converted into outsiderspawn. A coalition of Seers of the Beyond form, great warlocks among the cultists.

>>44485754
I beseech you, Lord of earth. Build me a mighty citadel so that I may give my people a home!

>>44485755
What difference does it make, Brother? Save crushing it ends it's tyranny for good!

Rolled 10, 12, 12, 4, 14 + 20 = 72 (5d20 + 20)

OK shit went DOWN while my internet went out.
I adopt the domain of war.

Rollan to kill Outsider

>>44485786
Okay.

>>44485769
Let's go make a "desert continent".

>>44485851

What's a Tsar Bomba times infinity? Because that's the level of atomic power I'm firing.

>>44485814
>>44485880
Oh, okay. I was hoping for less violent solution.
Just worrying about my cosmic bodies.
Cosmic Void, next to my spider.
You won't miss it.

Rolled 6, 1, 5, 18, 17, 2, 9, 11 = 69 (8d20)

>>44485851
Having reviewed all the History I missed while being fragmented, Ernst is confused as to what the outsider has actually done wrong. That provides a powerful motivation for the God of injustice to kill it. Rolling to kill the outsider.

>>44485923
Can my Ovuul live on it? If so, I am in with that.

>>44485936
Near friend
Why not the of us Forge a second moon for our world?
A safe haven from corruption?

Rolled 6, 1, 10, 14, 1 = 32 (5d20)

>>44485851
The outsider awakens under duress, sending out a massive wave of corrupting psychic energies. Even gods, should they fail to defend properly, may end up with a growing corruption within them.

As for defense...it has none? The fraction of the outsider here is destroyed easily enough. No threat other than what effects linger are here.

>>44485924
On the outsider, not on the halfings.

I begin the migration of all remaining innocents to havens under the eye of the Inquisition as we war on the alien.

>>44485880

> Build me a mighty citadel so that I may give my people a home!

The Uranken are grassland nomads, but we can build you one hell of a yurt.

>>44485968
Homo, rolling a 72, is free from outsider corruption

>>44485994
Its a new defense roll. Reusing old attack rolls wont do.

>>44485973

Of course. My eyes are closed for concentration, so let me know if my explosive beam is working.

>>44485880


I have that covered
I build a stone citadel and name it Steinstadt.

Rolled 62, 42, 64, 14 = 182 (4d100)

>>44485968
Ernst's will is strong

Can someone update the map?

Rolled 7, 20, 9, 11, 11 = 58 (5d20)

>>44486014
>>44485968
Oh yeah

>>44486051
Those are hundred, cheatser. Your cheatsing wont work on eldritch horrors!

>>44485923
The only desert so far in this world are the frozen wastes, where the Eternal Rain falls as snow.

I will let you have your hot desert of sand, but you will not escape the rain entirely. It will never rain on your continent save for three days. The same days that the rain stops elsewhere. On those days, your continent will be set upon by a great deluge.

That is the the offer I am willing to make you.

>>44486046
>>44485982

What about my yurt.....

Oh boy, now this is a mess and a half! The forests are still shielded a little by the divinity that lingers within all trees, and so Selmos shall witness the world being torn asunder with endless fascination

(What do I roll for defense)

Rolled 9, 13, 14, 19, 10 = 65 (5d20)

>>44485968
Dredd rolls to not be corrupted

>>44486014
Like my children, I am not effected by the outsiders curroption. The heat of my Godly Forge burns it away like flame upon a paper

>>44485962
Sure.
It will be no trouble to integrate it in the construct of time.
I think other gods won't mind too.

>>44486099
5d20

>>44486084
Did you expect the God of injustice to roll fairly?

Rolled 5, 12, 13, 16, 13 = 59 (5d20)

>>44485968
You know, for an alien abomination you sure do get low rolls.

>>44486128
How do you cheat against something with a mind so alien?

Rolled 5, 17, 6, 14, 17 = 59 (5d20)

>>44486118
>>44486099
Let's see how well the forests will shield I, the lord of mischief and opportunity! I can already tell that from the ashes of this conflict many a thing will sprout!

>>44486167
Same roll!

Rolled 12, 15, 5, 16, 3 = 51 (5d20)

>>44485968
May the webs of Tsamseth shield me from corruption.
Armoured in Absolute Nothing, she attempts to devour the Outsider.

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>>44486017
>>44485924

Do I need to roll something, or can someone do that for me while my eyes are closed?

>>44486161
It is in my vary nature. I'd have more trouble not cheating it.

Rolled 5, 8, 10, 5, 19 + 20 = 67 (5d20 + 20)

>>44485968
Stone Mind, Stone Will

>>44486117
Exalent
Let us forge a new moon
It shall have metal resources and the same steel trees as its bother moon

Rolled 42 - 1 (1d100 - 1)

Good, good. Now for the percentage of affected mortals in the world. They are not so lucky in defenses as the gods.

Rolled 13, 1, 15, 17, 15 = 61 (5d20)

>>44485968
I guess I'll roll too if everyone is doing it

For the record, I always thought everyone involved was being unreasonable

>>44486261

The Uranken are very good at making bunker yurts. Such skill is needed when working with explosives.

>>44486261
Oh for fucks sake
You made your self way to powerful and sucking all the fun out. Accept your death like the God of Injustice did.

>>44486248
There are so many affected mortals.
Should we build a third moon as a quarantine zone?

>>44486194

For real though.

Rolled 43 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

Rolls for percent of total mortals purified by the inquisition.

>>44486313
>>44486320
Oh, wait. I guess it's okay.
The Inquisition sure is great.
I should thank them later.

>>44486320
That should be 41.
So, in the end, only an extremely small portion of the populace are corrupt.

An end result of 1% of mortals are corrupt.

>>44486313

The Sand Lords domain would also make a good refugee camp.

We need a new thread.

>>44486312
Its psychic backlash, what do you expect a dying eldritch horror to do?
Besides, it provides intrigue.
>>44486349
How exactly do they purify madness?

>>44486353
How will the refugees react to the Ovuuls though?

Outsider get rekt

>>44486384
Therapy.
And apparently, it worked very well.

>>44486384

Understandable.

Make a new thread though. Also, update the map.

>>44486320
Wouldnt the inquisition suffer since they presumably had some of their own fall to it? Should be some serious negatives on that. If nearly half the world goes crazy, most administrative shit would fall apart.

>>44486393

Doesn't matter- free colonists and worshipers.

>>44486393
Yeah, our world's most widespread cattle is giant spiders.
They've probably seen worse.

Archiving on sup/tg/

>>44486443
Judging by their results, apparently not.

Ernst, while the other gods focus on undoing the damage caused by the outsider, forces his avatar upon the king of the warlike humanoids. He uses his position of power among mortals to spur on the conquest of this race on to other continents and take their inhabitants as slaves. Once this has been started he has the king take his own life, but have it look like he was assassinated by the halflings, causing the warfolk to bring their fury to their civilization.

>>44486462
An unmodified result. Like i said, it should have negative mods bruh

>>44486349
Ooooh, I can sense that the mind of these corrupted is a treasure trove of opportunity! Thoughts and ideas no sane mind could ever think of! From my forests I shall scheme and whisper to the scholars of this world, so that they are drawn to these corrupted, to try and understand them and what is within those strange heads of theirs- a rare and precious commodity!

>>44486451
>>44486461
Great!
Nypros! Let us get on creating that island!
Whatever sand is, we will do it!

Post a new thread. Most importantly though- UPDATE THE MAP!

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>>44486482

Ooh, sounds like potential profitable war for the Urankens!