http://www.strawpoll.me/10772026

http://www.strawpoll.me/10772029

Rock anon a shit

>>48326834
Lock the rock

>>48326841
It really depends on the day whether I support Bulma or Lazuli

>>48326841
Can't fight Ox King. Krillin has to face him

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"Who are you?" you ask the three-eyed man in a polite tone.

"Tenshinhan," he answers. "The future winner of this tournament. You must be Tofoo."

You tell him that you are Tofoo, and ask where Yamcha is.

"Winning his first match," Tenshinhan answers. "I just wanted to see what the fuss was about. I must say, I'm disappointed."

"Hey, Tofoo came in second at the last tournament!" Krillin tells him.

"Yes, he came in second to a decrepit old man," Tenshinhan replies. "That's not impressive, that's pathetic."

Goku stares at Tenshinhan and Chaozu for a moment before his expression turns to one of anger.

"It is you," he tells them. "You two hurt Inoshikacho!"

Tenshinhan smirks down at your friend. "So what?"

"He was your friend!" Goku shouts. "How could you two treat him like that?"

"Spare me," Tenshinhan answers. "Inoshikacho was just a thing."

Goku glares at the three-eyed man, until he notices Chaozu staring at him with a blank, expressionless gaze.

Chaozu hasn't said a word this entire time, and the way he looks at Goku is kind of unnerving.

>A. Ask what he's staring at

>B. Tell Tenshinhan that it sounds like he's just as bad as Roshi said

>C. Tell Tenshinhan that only a fool gets this arrogant before the fighting even starts

>D. Don't say anything

>E. Ask how much stronger Yamcha's gotten

>F. Go watch Yamcha fight

>G. Something else

>>48326970
>C. Tell Tenshinhan that only a fool gets this arrogant before the fighting even starts

inb4 he says something like It's not arrogance its confidence

>>48326922
Fair enough

>>48326970
>C. Tell Tenshinhan that only a fool gets this arrogant before the fighting even starts
>A. Ask what he's staring at

>>48326970
>A. Ask what he's staring at
>E. Ask how much stronger Yamcha's gotten

>>48326970
>>C. Tell Tenshinhan that only a fool gets this arrogant before the fighting even starts
>>A. Ask what he's staring at

>>48326970
>>F. Go watch Yamcha fight
Anyone can talk shit. Lets go see someone actually fighting.

>>48326970
>A. Ask what he's staring at
>E. Ask how much stronger Yamcha's gotten

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>>48327032
"What are you staring at?" you ask. turning your attention to Chaozu.

The small fighter doesn't answer, continuing to blankly stare at Goku, who looks more confused by the second.

Finally, Chaozu raises a hand, pointing at your friend and uttering a single word.

"Midget."

Goku is taken aback, clearly not expecting that from Chaozu. Honestly, with the way the painted boy was staring, you were kind of expecting something more substantial.

"Hey! That's not very nice!" Goku shouts at him.

"Midget," Chaozu repeats.

"I'm taller than you!" Goku protests.

Chaozu answers by sticking out his tongue.

"Chaozu, you know it's rude to mock your inferiors," Tenshinhan lectures the smaller fighter.

"Only a fool gets this arrogant before the fighting even starts," you tell Tenshinhan.

He chuckles. "Only a fool wouldn't be confident being surrounded by this many weaklings. Come, Chaozu, we should be fighting soon."

The two of them turn and disappear into the crowd, with Krillin and Goku glaring after them.

"I think those jerks are overcompensating," Krillin says. "How much you wanna bet they don't make it past their first match?"

Goku shakes his head. "No, they're really strong. I fought Tenshinhan before, and he almost crushed me."

"Master Roshi spoke about the Crane Hermit to me and Gohan," Ox King tells the three of you. "He says that Shen is almost as strong as he is, and that his students can be very dangerous."

You hear your number being called.

>A. Head right for the ring

>B. Something else

>>48327197
>A. Head right for the ring
Time to duel

>>48327197
>A. Head right for the ring
Where are we in height now? Yamcha at the beginning of the series?

>>48327197
>A. Head right for the ring

>>48327251
>A. Head right for the ring

>>48327245
Yes. But with more muscles.

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>>48327222
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q4WsIDWI_E

Without another word to your friends, you approach the ring, hopping into it to find your opponent already waiting.

He's a monster, and a rather large one at that. He stands on two legs, but his two front limbs look like they can be used to walk on as well. A long tail stretches behind him, and a single horn juts front the center of his head, which also has two large ears.

The creature opens its mouth, and flames billow forth into the air.

"He looks strong," you hear Goku comment from nearby.

"That's Baragon," a familiar voice tells him.

Glancing over your shoulder, you see Jackie Chun standing beside your friend.

"He's competed in several past tournaments," Chun explains. "Rather successfully, too. But he's almost been disqualified several times for nearly killing his opponents. His flames have scorched many warriors, and those who taste them rarely fight again."

The creature roars, and the official clears his throat.

"You may begin!"

>A. Attack the creature head-on (40)

>B. Go on the defensive, but also be ready to avoid the fire (60)

>C. Bear Shout (20)

>D. Something else

>>48327382
>A. Attack the creature head-on (40)

Let's save showing off our techniques until later.

>>48327382
>A. Attack the creature head-on (40)

>>48327382
>>A. Attack the creature head-on (40)
put our fist in his gut

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>>48327419
>>48327437
>>48327496
ROLL!

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>48327530

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>48327530
Dice

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>48327530

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>48327530
roll!

>>48327568
>>48327566
>>48327565
>>48327563
Well, that was close

>>48327568
not off to a good start today, going go sacrifice some virgins to the dice gods.

>>48327614
Somnius writes the Quest OP, so that's off the table.

>>48327565
>>48327563
>>48327566
Not wanting to give Baragon the chance to hit you with his flames, you take the opportunity to launch the first attack.

Dashing across the ring at top speed (as fast as you can go with your weighted clothes on), you give the monster a strong punch to the gut.

Baragon roars in pain, falling forward and landing on all fours. You hop back to avoid being crushed, and the creature opens its mouth wide, sending flames billowing forth at you.

You jump out of the way, and Baragon turns around, swinging his massive tail at you.

>A. Avoid it (50)

>B. Grab hold and hold on tight (40)

>C. Kick it away (60)

>D. Something else

>>48327703
>>B. Grab hold and hold on tight (40)

>>48327703
Get outta here Bowser

>>48327703
>B. Grab hold and hold on tight (40)

>>48327703
>B. Grab hold and hold on tight (40)

>>48327703
>>B. Grab hold and hold on tight (40)

>>48327703
So long gay Bowser

>>48327703
>B. Grab hold and hold on tight (40)

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>>48327759
>>48327746
>>48327745
>>48327728
ROLL

Rolled 55, 69, 71, 9, 4 = 208 (5d100)

>>48327749
A Qualification round is a qualification round. you can't say it's only a half.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>48327971

>SO LONG GAY BOWSER!!!

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>48327971

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>48327971

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>48327971

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>48327971
dice gods here me!

Rolled 5, 3, 84, 44 = 136 (4d100)

>>48327971
Take only the 1st roll.
The latter 3 are clearing the RNG up.

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>>48327986
>>48328000
Double power bonus

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>>48328023
Feels good to be a gansgta

>>48327986
>>48327991
>>48328000
Baragon's tail slams into your gut, but you grip onto it, keeping yourself from being knocked away.

The beast roars and swings his tail around, trying to throw you off, but you hold on tight, refusing to let go no matter how hard he tries to make you.

Finally, he attempts to slam you against the ground, but that just allows you to anchor yourself there.

Baragon turns toward you, and you know he's about to use his fire breath.

>A. Throw him out of the ring before he has the chance(40)

>B. Bear Shout (60)

>C. Let go, dodge, and go for his face (70)

>D. Something else

>>48328077
>A. Throw him out of the ring before he has the chance(40)

>>48328077
>A. Throw him out of the ring before he has the chance(40)

>>48328077
>>A. Throw him out of the ring before he has the chance(40)
lets get this over with

>>48328077
>A. Throw him out of the ring before he has the chance(40)

>>48328077
>>A. Throw him out of the ring before he has the chance(40)

>>48328077
>>A. Throw him out of the ring before he has the chance(40)
Rip

>>48328077
>A. Throw him out of the ring before he has the chance(40)

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>>48328097
>>48328095
>>48328093
>>48328091
>>48328085
>>48328083
ROLL

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>48328186

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>48328186

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>48328186

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>48328186

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>48328186

>>48328186
If your a homosexual koopa, you have to go home. Sad!

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>>48328192
>>48328202
>>48328203
Spinning, you lift the massive creature off his feet. He attempts to shoot his flame breath at you, but by this point he's facing away from you, causing the fire to go uselessly into the air.

You let go, and he goes flying away, crossing the room and crashing through the far wall, creating a sizable hole and sending him out of the building.

"Winner!" the official calls.

"That was great!" Goku says as you hop out of the ring.

"I wasn't sure you'd be able to lift that big thing," Krillin admits. "But you threw him away like it was nothing."

"Well, someone's gotten stronger," a voice says from nearby.

Turning, you find Yamcha smirking down at you. He looks similar to the last time you saw him, but now he's dressed in the clothes of Crane Hermit's students.

"Good to see you haven't been slacking off," Yamcha comments. "I'd hate to beat you too quickly, it won't be fun unless I can take my time picking you apart."

>A. Tell him to save it for the ring

>B. Tell him you're sorry about what happened before

>C. Tell him you talked to Puar

>D. Tell him he's the one who's going to get picked apart

>E. Something else

>>48328312
>>B. Tell him you're sorry about what happened before

>>48328312
>>A. Tell him to save it for the ring
>D. Tell him he's the one who's going to get picked apart

>>48328312
>B. Tell him you're sorry about what happened before
>E. Tell him we'll give him his sword after the tournament.

>>48328312
>>B. Tell him you're sorry about what happened before

but

>>D. Tell him he's the one who's going to get picked apart

>>48328312
>B. Tell him you're sorry about what happened before
>E. I also still have your sword its a Bulma's

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>>48328333
>>48328346
Puar disapproves

>>48328312
>A. Tell him to save it for the ring

>>48328403
Puar is less relevant than Oolong, the only opinion that really matters is Dr Briefs

>>48328450
Dr. Briefs is great, but

>Shit talking Oolong

Not cool, man

>>48328450
That's true.

I mean, they already have a shapeshifter that becomes forgotten and useless after their initial appearance. Why have two?

>>48328476
Hey, Oolong helped you with Colonel Silver's men, and saved your ass from Yamcha last tournament

>>48328475
wasn't shit talking, just giving a comparison.
Making a lotta assumptions there SOM

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>48328491
How relevant is oolong, on a scale of 1 to 100?
Let's let the dice decide!

>>48328491
That's because you're not as much of a hack as Toriyama

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>48328531
Oolong is 27/100 relevant.
Hooray!

Now how relevant is Yamcha?

>>48328536
Pretty close though :^)

>>48328450
5 zenny says Dr. Briefs added a surround system on yamcha's sword while we were away with Lapis added a certain song to loop when ever its swung.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>48328531
Let's roll to see how relevant Tofoo is

>>48328531
>>48328551
>>48328604
These are all pretty accurate. Tofoo's is more when Saiyan BS starts happening though.

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>>48328327
>>48328342
"I'm sorry about what happened before," you tell Yamcha.

At first, the former bandit looks surprised, then he looks angry.

"You're sorry?" he snaps. "That's rich. Do you know how humiliating it was to get beaten by children over and over again? To have my things destroyed and stolen? To get disfigured?"

"Disfigured?" Goku asks.

"My tooth!" Yamcha shouts. "Remember?"

He glares at you with absolute contempt. "You aren't sorry. Not sorry enough, anyway. But you will be. I'm going to rip you apart out there!"

"Save it for the ring," you tell him.

"Don't worry, I won't try anything before then," he assures you. "I want your friends and the public to watch you lose. I want you to be humiliated like I was. And when I'm done, maybe I'll take something of yours."

"I still have your sword," you tell him. "You can have it back when the tournament's done."

"Too little, too late," Yamcha tells you. "You aren't getting out of this one."

"You couldn't even beat me last tournament," Krillin reminds him. "And Tofoo's way stronger than I was back then."

"I'm counting on that," Yamcha tells him. "But it won't be enough. And just a warning, cue-ball. When I'm done with Tofoo, you and the monkey kid are next."

>A. Tell him to leave your friends out of this

>B. Just ignore Yamcha

>C. You think you see Tenshinhan getting in the ring, go watch him

>D. The Ox King's number was just called, go watch him fight

>E. Something else

>>48328664
>A. Tell him to leave your friends out of this
>C. You think you see Tenshinhan getting in the ring, go watch him

>>48328664
>B. Just ignore Yamcha
>C. You think you see Tenshinhan getting in the ring, go watch him

>>48328664
>>E. Something else
Damn nigga you salty. Still can't talk to women without them being 12?

>A. Tell him to leave your friends out of this

>>48328664
>A. Tell him to leave your friends out of this
>D.

>>48328664
>C. You think you see Tenshinhan getting in the ring, go watch him


>A. Tell him to leave your friends out of this

>>48328664
>A. Tell him to leave your friends out of this
>C. You think you see Tenshinhan getting in the ring, go watch him

>>48328664
>A. Tell him to leave your friends out of this
>C. You think you see Tenshinhan getting in the ring, go watch him
"Krillin, your father in laws match is coming up. Might be a good idea to watch in case you have to fight him."
Lets see if he catches us pulling one over him like he does with us

>>48328664
>B. Just ignore Yamcha
>C. You think you see Tenshinhan getting in the ring, go watch him
The greatest insult to an enemy is to ignore them

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>>48328697
"Leave my friends out of this," you warn.

"They got themselves involved in this," Yamcha tells you. "I have scores to settle with both of them, you just take priority."

Getting tired of Yamcha's threats, you look over at Krillin. "Your father-in-law's match is coming up. Might be a good idea to watch in case you have to fight him."

"He's not my father-in-law," Krillin tells you. "Chichi and I haven't got married."

"That sounds yummy," Goku comments.

"No, you dummy, marriage is-nevermind," Krillin sighs, going to watch the Ox King's match.

Meanwhile, you see Tenshinhan stepping into the ring, so you decide to go and watch him fight.

In the ring with the three-eyed fighter is a sumo-wrestler. The fat fighter throws a bunch of palm-strikes in the air, chanting to himself in a somewhat obnoxious voice.

"Invincible! Invincible!"

A fighter in black near the ring snorts. "They'll let anybody fight these days. What's this guy going to do, sit on him?"

The sumo stops, turning toward the man. "Why don't you say that to my face?"

"Gladly," the fighter in black says as the sumo jumps out of the ring.

The large fighter walks right up to him, and the fighter in black throws a punch that goes right into the sumo's fat belly before being pushed right out.

The sumo hits him with his belly, and the fighter in black goes flying across the room.

"Well, that was strange," Goku comments.

"Yes, his large size is an advantage in this case," Jackie Chun says, coming to stand beside the two of you. "It causes most attacks to bounce right off of him."

The sumo climbs back into the ring, and the official calls the match.

Tenshinhan takes a crane stance, and the sumo crosses the ring, charging toward the other fighter.

Tenshinhan wins the match in the span of a second, striking the sumo in the face with three punches and four kicks before the fat man even knows he's been hit.

The sumo collapses to the ground, unconscious.

>Continued

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>>48328974
You hear fighters murmuring around you, surprised that Tenshinhan won with a single punch. Apparently, they couldn't keep track of all of the attacks that were used.

Chaozu floats over to Tenshinhan as the announcer calls the match, handing the taller fighter his shirt.

The two of them step out of the ring and walk away, but not before Tenshinhan smirks in your direction.

"He's good," Goku comments.

"Yes, it seems Shen has trained this student well," Chun comments. "He will be a dangerous opponent indeed."

>A. Ask Jackie how he's been

>B. Tell Jackie you hope you get to fight him again

>C. Go see if the Ox King's still fighting

>D. You think you heard Krillin's number called, go watch him

>E. Something else

>>48329035
>>C. Go see if the Ox King's still fighting

>>48329035
>A. Ask Jackie how he's been
>B. Tell Jackie you hope you get to fight him again
>D. You think you heard Krillin's number called, go watch him

>>48329035
>>C. Go see if the Ox King's still fighting

>>48329035
>>D. You think you heard Krillin's number called, go watch him

>>48329035
>A. Ask Jackie how he's been
>B. Tell Jackie you hope you get to fight him again

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>>48329064
>>48329129
Are you a bad enough dude to beat Jackie Chun?

>>48329180
Pretty sure we are, yeah.

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>>48329064
>>48329054
"How have you been?" you ask Jackie.

"Oh, pretty good," he answers. "Life's pretty grand when you're the World Champion of Martial Arts."

"Well, you might not be champion for much longer," Goku says confidently.

"Is that so?" Jackie asks.

"I hope I get to fight you again," you tell the old man.

"Yes, a rematch would be quite interesting," Chun agrees. "I'd be interested in seeing both of your progress."

With Tenshinhan's match over, you decide to go watch the Ox King fight.

Making your way over to the ring, you arrive just in time to see the great warrior throw an even larger opponent from the ring.

As the official calls the Ox King the winner, you head over to the ring where Krillin is fighting.

His opponent is a colossal man with red hair, and judging by the expression on the giant's face, he's less than impressed with Krillin.

As the match begins, Krillin leaps into the air, only to be caught in the giant's massive hands. Krillin struggles, grunting in exertion and pain.

The massive man laughs, squeezing harder and harder as Krillin continues to struggle. For him to be able to so completely overpower Krillin, he must be really strong.

However, Krillin suddenly goes still, and smirks.

"What did you think of that?" your friend asks. "Before I became a martial artist, I considered a career as an actor."

He breaks free of the giant's grip and returns to the ground. The giant tries to grab him again, but Krillin grabs the giant by a single finger and throws him out of the ring.

As the official calls the match, Krillin exits the ring and approaches the two of you.

"That was great," Goku tells him.

Just then, Goku's number is called.

>A. Congratulate Krillin

>B. Go watch Goku's match

>C. You see Chaozu entering the ring, go watch him fight

>D. Go for a walk and see if you recognize anyone else

>E. Go relax until your next match

>F. Something else

>>48329180
>>48329180
Depends on the DC to suplex him out of the ring.

>>48329508
>>D. Go for a walk and see if you recognize anyone else

>>48329508
>A. Congratulate Krillin

>>48329508
>A, B

>>48329512
To suplex a fighter like Jackie Chun is no easy task, much less to do so in a way that takes him out of the ring wile leaving you in.

>>48329508
>A. Congratulate Krillin
>C. You see Chaozu entering the ring, go watch him fight

>>48329550
Release German Suplex or an Exploder Suplex will leave us where we are and send him flying some.

>>48329546
>>48329556
>>48329526
Deadlock

>>48329508
>F. "You'd still make a good one I think. You pretend to have a nose well enough."
>B.

>>48329644
Ouch, savage

>>48329546
>A, B

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>>48329546
>>48329644
"You'd still make a good actor," you tell Krillin. "You pretend to have a nose well enough."

Goku laughs as he runs toward the ring, and Krillin glares at you. After laughing for a few moments, you head over to watch Goku fight.

As your friend hops into the ring, a dark-skinned man with an afro and dressed in yellow steps into the ring. He doesn't look particularly strong, or even particularly big.

"This guy doesn't seem so tough," Krillin says from beside you. "He really had some bad luck going up against Goku in his first match."

"I'm afraid it's Goku who has had unfortunate luck," Jackie tells Krillin. "King Chappa is no ordinary opponent."

"That's King Chappa?" Yamcha asks from nearby.

"Indeed," Chun confirms. "It's said that he once won a World Martial Arts Tournament without any opponent managing to land a single blow on him. I do not envy Goku this fight."

In the ring, Chappa and Goku bow to one another.

"The competitors get younger every year," Chappa comments. "At this rate, I will be fighting infants before long."

Goku smiles, dropping into a fighting stance.

"You are very brave to get into this ring with me," Chappa compliments. "I will try not to hurt you too badly."

"Thank you," Goku says.

"The first move is yours," Chappa tells your friend.

Goku nods, then strikes, leaping across the ring and headbutting Chappa in the jaw.

Chappa stumbles back as Goku lands. The older fighter rubs his jaw, then looks at Goku with a more respectful expression.

"I see, I have misjudged you," Chappa admits. "You are no ordinary little boy. This may be fun."

>A. Tell the others that Chappa doesn't seem very strong

>B. Goku's gotten much faster

>C. Keep quiet and watch the match

>D. You're pretty sure you know how this will play out, go watch Chaozu fight

>E. Something else

>>48329863
>>C. Keep quiet and watch the match

>>48329863
>C. Keep quiet and watch the match

>>48329863
>C. Keep quiet and watch the match

>>48329863
>>C. Keep quiet and watch the match

>>48329863
>E. Ask Jackie what he knows about the Crane school

>>48329863
>E. Ask Jackie what he knows about the Crane school

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>>48329885
>>48329897
Chappa takes his turn to attack, but Goku manages to avoid or block every strike thrown his way.

Goku counters with a kick, But Chappa manages to catch it, pulling your friend in for a punch.

Goku kicks with his other leg, catching Chappa in the face and knocking him flat. Once again, the crowd is stunned.

But, Chappa doesn't stay down for long. He's soon back on his feet, and looking rather angry.

"I did not expect to have to use this technique so soon," Chappa admits. "My famous eight-armed attack!"

Chappa begins to quickly move his arms, doing so so fast that it creates the illusion of him having eight instead of two.

He moves in on Goku, striking fast and putting your friend on the defensive. Goku's slowly driven back, and when Chappa throws a kick, Goku leaps into the air to avoid him.

Chappa doesn't see him move, so he turns and asks everyone where he went. When someone in the crowd warns him that Goku's up in the air, Chappa smirks, preparing to strike your friend as he falls.

Goku takes a deep breath, and at the last moment lets it out, managing to keep himself in the air a second longer, and avoiding Chappa's attack. Goku then gives a surprised Chappa a kick to the face, knocking him out cold.

Your number is then called.

>A. Congratulate Goku

>B. Ask Chun what he knows about the Crane School

>C. Go to your match

>D. Something else

>>48330134
>>C. Go to your match

>>48330134
>>C. Go to your match

>>48330134
>B. Ask Chun what he knows about the Crane School
>C

>>48330134
>C. Go to your match
I have a bad feeling if we try to withstand the Tri-Beam like the Thunder Shock Surprise

>>48330134
>>A. Congratulate Goku

>>48330251
>even thinking there's a chance we vote to take a tri-beam to the face

We're not COMPLETE morons

>>48330333
Nice trips of truth, anon

>>48330181
You make your way to the ring, hopping up to find yourself face to face with a man in a bad devil costume, and a matching red cape.

>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U1nvw1S3Io


The man dances around, striking poses and making obnoxious sounds as if he's trying to hype up a crowd.

"Who's that guy?" Goku asks.

"That's Satan Man," Jackie says with a sigh. "He's in charge of the fighting dojo called Satan Castle. He's a decent martial artist but acts more like a showman."

"You there!" Satan Man shouts. "I hope you're ready to eat some fist! Because that's what's on the menu today!"

>A. Please, stop talking

>B. Defend from his attacks (20)

>C. Charge him (15)

>D. Evade his attacks (25)

>E. Something else

>>48330390
>B. Defend from his attacks (20)

>>48330390
>D. Evade his attacks (25)

>>48330390
>C. Charge him (15)
"I'm not hungry"

>>48330390
What's the DC to attempt to copy the Devilmite beam and use it on him as irony?

>>48330427
100

>>48330427
Probably 101

>>48330390
>>D. Evade his attacks (25)

>>48330390
>C. Charge him (15)
"Nice costume, but Spike has you beat."

>>48330390
>>B. Defend from his attacks (20)

>>48330452
I would do it, because that attack would have great utility, but killing isn't allowed at the Budokai, so...
>D. Evade his attacks

>>48330390

>D. Evade his attacks

Mr. Satan deserves to be let down gently

>>48330546
This isn't Mr. Satan

>>48330577
Is it his master?

>>48330596
Correct

>>48330577
You could have been more clear with that. Especially with the video you posted.

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>>48330546
>>48330499
>>48330478
>>48330421

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>48330628

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>48330628

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>48330628
Are we suppose to roll?

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>48330628
missing the actual word roll, but ok

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>48330628

>>48330640
>>48330641
>>48330644
Satan man comes rushing toward you.

"Pitchfork Kicks!" he shouts as he reaches you.

It's a pretty simple technique. First, he kicks at the left side of your head, which you easily avoid by leaning out of the way. Then, he kicks at the right, and you do the same thing. Finally, he kicks at your face, and you duck beneath it, spinning around and getting behind him.

"Not bad!" Satan Man admits, turning toward you. "But let's see how you do against my Devil's Death Barrage!"

>A. Attack before he can use his technique (10)

>B. Block his technique (15)

>C. Evade some more (20)

>D. Something else

>>48330744
>>A. Attack before he can use his technique (10)

>>48330744
>catch him and suplex him

>>48330744
>B. Block his technique (15)
Let's see how long it takes him to tire himself out.

>>48330744
>>C. Evade some more (20)

float like a butterfly, motherfucker

>>48330744
>>A. Attack before he can use his technique (10)

>>48330744
>>D.Counter him halfway through his technique and blow im out the ring

>>48330744
>>D. Something else
Copy his Pitchfork Kicks but call them our DYNAMITE KICK! HA!

>>48330744
>A. Attack before he can use his technique (10)

>>48330744

>A.

DC any higher if we want to swat him out like Cell did?

>>48330906
11

>>48330920
I'm in

>>48330920
Poor Mr. Satan.
Let's do it.

>>48330920
Let's do it

>>48330920
I'll support

>>48330920
DC to catch him and suplex him out of the ring

>>48330920
Do it

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>48330920
I bet we fail this DC just to be le ironying

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>>48330937
>>48330936
>>48330935
>>48330927
>>48330906
ROLL

>>48330920
This will give Mr. Satan such deje vu.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>48330953

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>48330953

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>48330953

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>48330953

>>48330953
ROLL

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>>48330953
Rolling for Mr. Satan to transform into Super Satan.

>>48330964
>>48330975
>>48330976
As Satan man comes running at you, you stand your ground, dropping into a defensive stance.

He pulls back his arm to throw a punch, but he never gets the chance as you swat him out of the ring like a bug, sending him crashing through the ceiling and out of the contest hall.

You step out of the ring, and find your friends waiting.

"What a goof," Krillin comments. "Too bad you didn't get a real opponent."

"I thought he was funny," Goku tells Krillin.

>A. Looks like Chaozu is fighting another match, you think you'll go watch him

>B. Go watch your friends at their matches

>C. Something else

>>48331098
>>A. Looks like Chaozu is fighting another match, you think you'll go watch him

Possibly see psychic powers

>>48331098
>A. Looks like Chaozu is fighting another match, you think you'll go watch him

>>48331098
>A. Looks like Chaozu is fighting another match, you think you'll go watch him

Time to see what the other midget's got up his sleeve.

>>48331098
>C. Something else
Can we go ask Jackie what he knows about the Crane school?

Also, are brackets up yet?

>>48331098
>>A. Looks like Chaozu is fighting another match, you think you'll go watch him

>>48331098
>>>A. Looks like Chaozu is fighting another match, you think you'll go watch him

Jesus som, why do you have so many namefags in your quest?

>>48331203
It's a good quest.

>>48331203
Can I namefag too?

>hashtag #lol is permanently banned for CP

>>48331220
Thank you

>>48331203
Dunno, but I don't really mind it

>>48331253
Thank you for the quest.

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>>48331118
You notice Chaozu hovering into a nearby ring, and decide to go see what the little fighter is made of.

His opponent is a man in a black coat and wearing what looks like a witch's hat. He looks like he's in pretty good shape, and he doesn't seem particularly nervous, getting into a fighting stance without saying a word.

The official calls the match, and as you look on in disbelief, Chaozu lifts off the ground, floating in the air. He's entirely motionless, with his hands at his sides and his expression blank, but suddenly, he moves forward.

It's a strange sight, as he seems to just slide forward despite not being connected to the ground, coming up beside his opponent and throwing a kick at his face.

The other fighter is taken off-guard, and the kick makes him take a few steps back, but he recovers quickly and throws a punch at Chaozu.

The smaller fighter brings up his arms, blocking the punch but getting pushed back. The other fighter tries to take advantage, charging Chaozu, but the tiny fighter floats higher into the air, out of reach.

As you look on, Chaozu raises one hand above his head, pointing at the ceiling. His finger becomes surrounded by a yellow glow.

"Dodon....."

It can't be, can it?

"..pa!" Chaozu shouts, firing a ray of yellow light down at the other fighter.

The grounded fighter is too surprised to react, and seconds later, he lets out a scream as the blast strikes him, scorching his entire body.

He collapses to the ground, and Chaozu floats back down, his arms returned to his side, and a smile on his face.

>A. Ask if the man's alright

>B. Comment that that technique reminds you of the Dodon Ray Tao used

>C. Go check on your friends

>D. Something else

>>48331432
>B. Comment that that technique reminds you of the Dodon Ray Tao used

>>48331432
>>B. Comment that that technique reminds you of the Dodon Ray Tao used
Goddamnit Tien, hurry up and find out about Tao

>>48331432
>D. Leave silently
We should only tell Goku about the Dodonpa, and only then if he fights one of them. We don't want word getting out that we 86'd Tao, otherwise Shen will be all over our ass.

>>48331456
seconding

>>48331432
>>D. Leave silently

>>48331432

>D. Something else

All right

Guy's obviously moving by NOT using his muscles. Like using magic or mind magic or psionics or ki or a wizard did it or something

As a result, dude can fly, and can move a bit unpredictably.

Good thing we upgraded mothball (or whatever we ended up naming it) into controllable/homing mothball. That'll help a lot as an anti-air solution.

>>48331432
>B. Comment that that technique reminds you of the Dodon Ray Tao used
>C. Go check on your friends

>A. Ask if the man's alright

and

>>48331456
Also that

>>48331456
This.

>>48331534
>>48331518
>>48331507
>>48331500
>>48331479
>>48331456
Afraid of Shen, anons?

>>48331547
Not really

>>48331547
He's a shady motherfucker who I trust as much as Frieza.

>>48331592
Good instinct

>>48331456
You turn away and leave. There's nothing you can do for that man now, and Chaozu's technique raised some questions you aren't sure you want answered.

You spot Ox King kicking a man from the ring, Krillin punching an alligator man in the gut, and Goku effortlessly defeating another opponent.

"Attention, contestants!" a voice calls. "The first two brackets have been cleared. There will now be a brief recess. Food will be available in the next room."

"Oh boy, food!" Goku shouts, rushing from the ring and making his way to the next room.

>A. Go get something to eat

>B. Go outside and talk to your non-competing friends

>C. Go ask Chaozu about that technique

>D. Something else

>>48331662
>A. Go get something to eat

>>48331662
>B. Go outside and talk to your non-competing friends

Unless we're really hungry or something.

>>48331662
>A. Go get something to eat

Need to fill batteries.

>>48331662
>A. Go get something to eat

>>48331592
I trust Frieza more. He'll just keep sending stronger minions to kill you, until you kill them all and he'll try to straight up murder you himself.

Shen won't be that straightforward.

>>48331716
Freeza does prefer not to dirty his own hands. Crushing insects is beneath him.

>>48331741
Frieza did nothing wrong
Dirty monkeys deserve to be euthanized

>>48331758
They kind of did, but Freeza eradicated plenty of planets that probably didn't deserve it.

>>48331741
Ha, implying ants can't beat a dinosaur.

>>48331741
Where does Shen himself stand within the Crane School strengthwise? That being Shen, Tienshinhan, Chaozu, Yamcha, and Taopaipai.

>>48331777
Anon, when ants battle a dinosaur, who do you think emerges the victor?

>>48331780
Tenshinhan>Shen>Chaozu/Yamcha>Tao

>>48331741
Until you kill everyone he sent after you. Vegeta will try to straight up murder you too, though because he is too proud to let someone else do it, or scheme. Because schemes are for weak, pathetic fools.

>>48331758
Destroying Planet Vegeta was pretty much the only good thing he did, he did uplift them to planet-conquering level in the first place though.
The Ginyu Force did nothing wrong though.

>>48331797
The ant that was smart enough to enter the dinosaurs ear.

>>48331780
>Taopaipai
Anon, he's dead. We suplexed him straight to HFIL.

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>>48331682
Getting a bit hungry yourself, you follow Goku into the next room. Once you've gotten a plateful of food, you head to a table.

Sitting with you are Goku, Krillin, Ox King, and Jackie Chun.

"I was watching your matches," Chun comments as the rest of you scarf down your food. "You all performed quite well."

"Yeah, I don't think there's much chance of us losing," Krillin comments. "They should just go ahead and put us in the finals."

"Krillin, that's an extremely foolish attitude!" Chun scolds. "Refusing to admit the possibility of failure is what will assure it."

Goku and Krillin stop eating, staring at the old man.

"That sounds like something Master Roshi would say," Krillin tells Chun.

Chun rubs the back of his head, looking around nervously. "Well, thank you, but I'm not Roshi, just an old warrior looking to impart a bit of wisdom on the next generation."

"IDIOT, YOU CALL THIS FOOD?!"

You and the others look over to see Tenshinhan holding a cook by the collar.

"Please, don't hurt me," the man pleads.

"After a long day of fighting I expect a decent meal," Tenshinhan tells the man, getting in his face.

>A. Tell Tenshinhan he should go make one himself, then

>B. Tell Tenshinhan to let the man go

>C. Go back to eating

>D. Watch

>E. Something else

>>48331891
>>A. Tell Tenshinhan he should go make one himself, then

>>48331891
>tell Tien if he doesn't like his food we'll take it, because it is delicious

>>48331662
>D. Something else
Can we talk to Jackie, Goku, and Krillin about possible counter(s) to the flight, dodonpa, and presumably telekinesis we've seen?

>>48331891
>D. Watch

>>48331891
>A. Tell Tenshinhan he should go make himself one, then
Is sassy Tofoo pan-seared?

>>48331891
>A. Tell Tenshinhan he should go make one himself, then.
"Unless you think a little hunting is going to tire you out."

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>>48331936
"You should go make one yourself, then," you tell Tenshinhan, getting out of your seat. "Unless you think a little hunting is going to tire you out."

Tenshinhan throws the cook aside, turning to face you, looking a little irritated. Chaozu sits in his seat, stirring some soup in a bowl.

"You have a really big mouth," Tenshinhan comments. "I can see why you're always getting into trouble. I've met a million weaklings just like you who think tough talk substitutes actual strength."

>A. Tell him that he seems to be projecting quite a bit

>B. Tell him that you're right here if he wants to find out how tough you really are

>C. Tell him that the cooks are doing their best and he's acting like a spoiled child

>D. Something else

>>48331891
It's time to kick tenshin of the kitchen

Time for a nap I'm a SOM protagonist who practiced a powerup move

I'm am hungry i want some lasaga

>>48332024
>A. Tell him that he seems to be projecting quite a bit


>D. Something else
You know, we KILLED the last guy who was complaining about unco-operative dinner participants. By stabbing him in the nutsack.

>>48332024
>A. Tell him that he seems to be projecting quite a bit
Haa

>>48332024
>A, C

>>48332024
>A. Tell him that he seems to be projecting quite a bit
>C. Tell him that the cooks are doing their best and he's acting like a spoiled child

Rolled 44, 66, 18 = 128 (3d100)

>>48332032
Enough with the chitchat, let's get some dice going

>>48332024
>>C. Tell him that the cooks are doing their best and he's acting like a spoiled child

>>48332024
>A. Tell him that he seems to be projecting quite a bit

>>48332024
>A. Tell him that he seems to be projecting quite a bit
>>C. Tell him that the cooks are doing their best and that he's acting like a spoiled child
Even if Yamcha always hates us, at least Tien isn't that bad a guy after he stops being such a prick this arc.

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>>48332066
"You seem to be projecting quite a bit," you tell Tenshinhan.

Chaozu stops stirring his soup, and the three-eyed fighter's eyes twitch with anger.

"What?!" Tenshinhan snaps.

"The cooks are doing their best, and you're acting like a spoiled child," you tell him.

"Who asked for your opinion, runt?!" Tenshinhan snaps. "That mouth of yours is really starting to make me angry."

>A. Ask him why he doesn't do something about it

>B. His attitude is making you angry

>C. Tell him that you honestly don't care about his opinion

>D. Something else

>>48332164
>>C. Tell him that you honestly don't care about his opinion

>>48332164
>C. Tell him that you honestly don't care about his opinion
>>D. Meet Chaozu's gaze, if he's looking this way, we should be wary of him

>>48332164
>>C. Tell him that you honestly don't care about his opinion
>You seem to care about other people's opinions quite a bit though

>>48332164
>>C. Tell him that you honestly don't care about his opinion

>>48332164
>C. Tell him that you honestly don't care about his opinion

And state to him, verbatim:

"I can see why you're always getting into trouble. I've met a million weaklings just like you who think tough talk substitutes actual strength."

>>48332164
>C. Tell him that you honestly don't care about his opinion
"If you got something to say, then speak with your fists in the finals."

>>48332164
>C. Tell him that you honestly don't care about his opinion
"Because I've beaten a million fighters who thought their skills somehow made them superior to everyone else."

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>>48332194
>>48332208
>>48332210
"I honestly don't care about your opinion," you tell him. "But, you seem to care quite a bit."

Tenshinhan clenches his hands into fists.

"I can see why you're always getting into trouble," you tell him. "I've met a million weaklings like you who think tough talk substitutes actual strength. If you have something to say, speak with your fists in the finals."

"You want to see strength, do you?" he asks. "Then why wait? How about we let our fists do the talking here and now?"

"Tenshinhan, calm down," Yamcha says, approaching the other Crane Students.

"Back off, Yamcha!" Tenshinhan snaps. "This little runt needs to learn a lesson."

"I know he does, but I'm the one who's gonna teach it to him, remember?" Yamcha says. "Don't let him get under your skin. Remember, if you fight now, you'll be disqualified from the tournament."

Tenshinhan scowls. "Fine, but give him a few extra hits for me out there."

Yamcha chuckles. "No worries, I'm more than happy to give him some more pain."

Tenshinhan chuckles. "Good, then let's go get ready for the rest of the preliminaries. Come, Chaozu."

The three of them leave the tables, heading out of the room and away from you.

"That wasn't a wise decision," Jackie Chun says, approaching you. "You've already earned the wrath of one of Crane Hermit's students, now you've gone and put yourself on the bad side of all three."

>A. You aren't afraid

>B. Tenshinhan is a jerk, and you couldn't let him push people around

>C. You don't think you've done anything to upset Chaozu

>D. Go back to eating

>E. Something else

>>48332372
>B. Tenshinhan is a jerk, and you couldn't let him push people around

>D. Go back to eating

'sides we can just kill him outside the tournament when he inevitably tries to gank us.

>>48332372
>A. You aren't afraid
>D. Go back to eating

>>48332372
>B. Tenshinhan is a jerk, and you couldn't let him push people around
>D. Go back to eating

>>48332372
Som stop writing all blurry and shit, Im' drunnk and don't have my glasses on.

>>48332372
>B. Tenshinhan is a jerk, and you couldn't let him push people around
>D. Go back to eating

>>48332372
>>B. Tenshinhan is a jerk, and you couldn't let him push people around
>>C. You don't think you've done anything to upset Chaozu
>>E.Go do some training, we might need it

>>48332372
>B. Tenshinhan is a jerk, and you couldn't let him push people around

Time to murder Shen in his sleep before he sets his sights on us, Tien is shady right now, but still a pretty straightforward brute, Yamcha only cares about revenge, and Chaozu is basically a Puar that can fight for Tien, Shen is still the shifty head of the snake.

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>>48332417
Anon....here, have a waifu

>>48332435
Holy shit look at those chichis on that chi-chi

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>>48332426
"Tenshinhan's a jerk," you tell Jackie. "I couldn't just let him push people around."

"That's admirable," Jackie tells you. "But you need to understand when to pick your battles. Things have become much more dangerous for you now."

"Come on, Jackie, Tofoo isn't scared," Krillin tells him.

"I know," the old man says with a sigh. "That's what worries me."

"Hello!" a familiar voice says.

Turning, you find yourself face-to-face with a competitor from the last tournament.

Nam.

>A. Say hello

>B. Tell him it's good to see him

>C. Stay silent

>D. Something else

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>>48332471

>>48332508
>A. Say hello
>B. Tell him it's good to see him
"Is the river still flowing near your village?"

>>48332508
>>B. Tell him it's good to see him

>>48332508
>A. Say hello

>D. Something else
Does your village have water now?

>>48332508
>>A. Say hello
>>B. Tell him it's good to see him

>>48332508
>A. Say hello
What's your favourite song SOM

>>48332508
>B. Tell him it's good to see him
>>D. Inquire about his water situation
So there's five Turtle practitioners and three Crane students in the tournament? Interesting...

>>48332541
American Pie

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>>48332521
Gimme a moment
Just gotta find it

Ah here we go. Tits the size of houses.

>>48332562
Three Crane

Three Turtle

One Bear

>>48332584
Right, right, Bear. And I suppose Chun isn't technically Turtle.

>>48332584
>Three turtle
Who?
Goku
Krillin

... did Master Roshi show up and is hiding somewhere?

>>48332613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkq52z_qCBA

>>48332613
Ox King

>>48332612
No, just because his cousin is Master of the Turtle School doesn't mean he has to be

>>48332613
Don't forget Ox king

>>48332637
Our dad was part of the Shotgun school and we haven't even used a gun yet.

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>>48332523
"Hello, Nam," you greet. "Good to see you."

"And you as well," Nam replies. "All of you. I will always be indebted to you for helping my village."

"Is there still water there?" you ask.

"Yes, we are fine now," Nam assures you. "This time, I have come for myself. I wish to test myself against the strongest fighters I know. It will be a great experience."

You may have a lot of enemies to deal with in this tournament. But, you're still surrounded by friends, and that's always a good thing.

>End Updates

That's all for tonight guys, hope you all had fun. Follow me @qmdralo to see when threads are up.

And, as always, I'll stick around for a little while to answer questions and such

>>48332636
Fun fact: The Turtle in Black & White can stunlock with his special move.

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>>48332674
I just realized how ironic this is going to be later.

>>48332674
So how many people will be lining up to learn Bear style if we win the tournament

>>48332704
What, Goku having nightmares about Lazuli killing Chichi?

>>48332674
Thanks for running Som.

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>>48332674
Good thread SOM.

Crane Yamcha actually seems interesting, props. Like the dynamic he's showing with Tien.

Princess Gohan when?

>>48332674
So whats the ranking on who wants to beat us more from Shen's school.

Does he even know what happened to his brother?

>>48332714
A good amount, but you'll be a little too busy to teach them

>>48332735
Thanks for participating, anon

>>48332738
Thanks

Never

Goku will probably never have children the way things are going

>>48332757
How many more times do we need to see the Dodonpa/Ray to have a shot at learning it?

Also, he'll totally have a wife. We'll set him up with someone, or Princess what's her name will show up to drag him home.

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>>48332757
Why do you lie like that, SOM?

>>48332752
Yamcha>Tenshinhan>Chaozu

Shen and Tao have not spoken in years. The last time they saw one another, they had a major falling out

>>48332767
You could try it whenever you want, but just picking it up won't be easy

Good luck. You will have to push for Goku to get married, because Kami knows he will not do it on his own

>>48332779
You need to make it happen

>>48332757
B-but my eugenics plan
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
HOW CAN HE BE THIS DENSE
HES LIKE 16
HASN'T HE EVER GOTTEN A BONER
COME ON SOM GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH

>>48332790
>Good luck. You will have to push for Goku to get married, because Kami knows he will not do it on his own
Then that's what we'll do once this Budokai is over. We will have the quest to get Goku laid.

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>>48332790
Why do you doubt we will?

>>48332818
Anon....you know what comes next, right?

>>48332813
He doesn't really get it. He knows boys and girls look different and girls don't have balls, but that's about it

>>48332823
Good luck

>>48332790
So would asking him to go visit suno and eighter and telling him going on a date with suno while he visits would make her, would he do it?

What about the princess, seems the most naturally way of goku actually getting someone since he's dense.

>>48332862
forgot to add *happy

>>48332842
I'm sure there's time to get Goku laid between fighting the Mutant Namekians and trying to scoop the Dragon Balls out from under Lord Slug to revive Krillin.

>>48332862
Dude, we go on a date with Suno, and tell Goku it's a double date and ask if there's a girl who likes him.