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I'll dump a few more.
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>>49389727
This guy looks like putin,
>inb4 rasputin
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POst real life BBEGS
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>>49390316
keep the hood safe H
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>>49389711
tbf if he was in a political campaign in one of my games i'd assume his speeches would fail pretty hard. genuinely quite impressed at how well he reads his audience though.
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>>49390316

>police training according to liberals
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>>49389655
This dude is such a meme soldier.
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"Frankly I enjoyed the war"
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>>49390393
If only cops were all Hickok
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>Vienna, 1907
>Hotzendorf, head of Austria-Hungary's general staff, sits next to a lady at a party
>shows up at her house demanding they get married
>she is married with 6 children already
>one of his aides comes by later and says he is completely batshit and for national security reasons they need to bang
>Hotzendorf writes 3,000 love letters in an 8 year period to her, each sometimes 60 pages long
>at least a hundred thousand pages of love
>submits his plan to invade Serbia twice a month to the Emperor
>Emperor asks him to stop
>starts submitting his plan to invade Italy
>becomes a field marshal because he's basically the smartest guy in the country and he knows it
>I mean look at his fucking face
>he looks like this in every picture of him
He's the apex predator of That Guys.
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Fuck, I had this image of a newpaper clipping about a WW2 veteran saying the war was the best thing to happen to him because he got to ride a motorcycle and kill 3 men but I can't find it
Anyone have that?
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>>49390749
That is clearly a black and white photo of Rob Schneider
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>>49390749
>basically the smartest guy in the country
Well, he's Austro-Hungarian, so that doesn't really mean a whole lot.
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>>49390274

That's Simo Hayha, the world's greatest sniper, who thought scopes were for newfags.
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>>49390364

That's because you don't understand politics and shouldn't be running political campaigns.
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>>49391308

To be fair most party strategists, political journalists, and professional electoral fortune-tellers don't understand politics anymore either. All it takes is for the rules to change.
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>>49390749
Speaking of Austria-Hungary:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_over_Vienna
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>>49391267
>mfw you can become a field marshall in Austria purely because your parents aren't brother and sister
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>>49391398
>"VIENNESE!
>Learn to know the Italians.
>We are flying over Vienna; we could drop tons of bombs. All we are dropping on you is a greeting of three colors: the three colors of liberty.
>We Italians do not make war on children, on old people, on women.
>We are making war on your government, the enemy of national liberties, on your blind, stubborn, cruel government that can give you neither peace nor bread, and feeds you hatred and illusions.

>VIENNESE!
>You are famous for being intelligent. But why have you put on the Prussian uniform? By now, you see, the whole world has turned against you.
>You want to continue the war? Continue it; it's your suicide. What do you hope for? The decisive victory promised to you by the Prussian generals? Their decisive victory is like the bread of Ukraine: You die waiting for it.
>PEOPLE OF VIENNA, think of your own fates. Wake up!
>LONG LIVE LIBERTY!
>LONG LIVE ITALY!

>LONG LIVE THE ENTENTE!"
;_;7
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>>49390749
>submits his plan to invade Serbia twice a month to the Emperor
>Emperor asks him to stop
>starts submitting his plan to invade Italy

Let me invade shit~
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>>49390403
>tfw he was educated at your school
feels good man
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>>49391308
I mean if we're being fair, its not exactly obvious that the secret was to lie openly and just ignore it whenever someone calls you out.
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>>49390779
Adrian Carton de Wiart?
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>>49389655
This fucker and his tank company, murder hobos in tanks.
More or less living in their tanks.
Shooting everything down from Infantry to Aicraft.
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>>49389655
Basically all the Gurkha's.
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>>49391509
>otto carius
>carius
>CARIUS
ULTRA TRIGGERED
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>>49391433
For a nation that switched sides at the beginning and only joined the war at all because they wanted venetia, those are big words.
Even bigger when you consider the disaster that was the Isonzo front.
Or the blood bath in the Alps.
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>>49391531
>mfw the taliban only sent 30 guys to kill me
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>>49391570
>For a nation that switched sides at the beginning
But they didn't. They were in a defensive alliance with Austria and Germany, specifically one where all parties were obligated to aid one another if France declared war on one of them. The moment Germany declared war on France (rather than vice versa) and invaded neutral Belgium, the gig was up.

>and only joined the war at all because they wanted venetia
They'd gotten Venetia in 1866 in the Austro-Prussian war. They joined WW1 for Istria (as well as Albania and Illyria).

>Even bigger when you consider the disaster that was the Isonzo front.
>Or the blood bath in the Alps.
None of which have anything to do with the Italians refusing to bombard non-combatants. They were also right about Prussia/Germany being unable to carry the entire war for their incompetent, falling-apart zombie empire.

Italy did goof up a lot though.
tl;dr: Don't bully the pasta, you dick.
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>>49389655
The Battotai and Kirikomitai were sword-wielding groups that fought during the 19th century and WW2 respectively.
Basically, they were a bunch of more or less forced PC that sticked to melee speciality even though the setting is modern with guns.
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>>49391287
I aware of who the white death is, Im remarking on how he looks like putin
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>>49391610
I accept defeat.
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>>49391642
>Rasputin
>Putin
Anon, the missing beard alone...
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Thurel

Years of Service
17 September 1716 – 29 January 1792
(75 years, 4 months)
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>>49391601
>In 1945, Rifleman Lachhiman Gurung was stationed in a trench with only two other men when over 200 Japanese soldiers opened fire. Gurung's comrades were severely wounded. As grenades flew in one after another, Gurung tried to throw each one back.
He was successful with the first two, but the third exploded in his right hand. His fingers were blown off and his face, body, and right arm and leg were badly wounded.
As the Japanese stormed the trench, Gurung used his left hand to wield his rifle, defeating 31 enemies and preventing the Japanese from advancing. Gurung survived, and was awarded with a Victoria Cross later that year.
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I have an entire folder dedicated to this
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>>49391725

"Citizen Riot"
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>>49391755
>Season 3 of Lucha Underground begins production
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>>49391825

"Hellgate Sentinel"
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>>49391825
BAWS, GIT DUWN
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>>49391713
jesus fucking chirst
real life barbarian rage
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>>49390749
Not to mention that the Austro-Hungarian army was terrible under his leadership.
>lobby to invade serbia for years
>actually get the chance
>cock it up
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Carl Gustaf von Rosen.

Volunteered to fly ambulance for the Red Cross during the second Italio-Ethiopian war. Got some mustard gas burns out of it.

When the USSR invaded Finland, so he ought a DC-2, converted it into a bomber, and flew at least one combat mission with it.

WHen Germany invaded Holland he grabbed a KLM DC-3 and flew some government documents over the England. Applied for a job with the RAF, but got turned down on account of his aunt being married to Göring.

Was Hammarsköld's pilot at times during the Congo crisis.

When the Nigerian civil war broke out he started flying humanitarian aid missions into Biafra, despite the NIgerian government most definitely not wanting the Biafrans to receive aid of any kind, meaning flights would tend to be at lawn moving heights.

Upset with the Nigerian government's air strikes against the civilian population, he got some help from French intelligence, bought five MFI-9 planes (available for cheap as the Swedish military had just turned down buying them as trainers, so SAAB wanted to get rid of the demo ones), had a 6x68mm rocket pod attached under each wing, grabbed some comrades, and went after Nigerian air bases. This destroyed various aircraft, including a few Mig-17 and three out of six Nigerian Il-28 bombers. They also used these planes to drop food. SAAB ended up producing a factory amde variant of the plane, the MFI-15 Safari, having a lot of von Rosen's modifications as standard, including the ability to drop food (and I guess whatever else you'd want) from wing mounted hard points.

In the Ogaden war he once again flew humanitarian aid missions, but got killed on the ground during a surprise offensive.
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Stat me
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>>49391804
Seems like you are right
>>49391812
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>>49391610
To be honest, a good chunk of italian problems during the great war were fault of Luigi "If we put artilleries on the frontline they have more range" Cadorna.
They recovered a bit with Diaz.
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>>49391943
They do this shit all day. Theysent the prince of england out with the Gurkha's when he was in Afghanistan because the taliban are scared shitless of them.
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>>49391959
Wasn't there an anti-tank weapon named after him?
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>>49389655
every homeless guy you've ever met
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>>49391988
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>>49391959
Interesting fact: Von Rosen family sign was the swastika, and from there it spread both to the Nazis in Germany (via Göring) and to the Finnish Air Force (via its first aircraft donated by von Rosen).
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>>49391988
>To be honest, a good chunk of italian problems during the great war were fault of Luigi "If we put artilleries on the frontline they have more range" Cadorna.
Is it true that the only reason he did this is because the Romans put their archers in front of their infantry?
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>>49391943
Where do you think the fantasy/sci-fi staples of warrior peoples come from?
It's stuff like this.
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>>49391943
Another good example of real life barbarian rage would be the viking at stamford bridge. He held beck the entire english army single handed and apparently killed 40 guys. They eventually killed him by floating under the bridge in a barrel and stabbing him in the balls with a spear, which also reaks of being a PC plan.
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>>49392051
Fuck...
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>>49392007
>40 armed bandits to rape a girl
what?
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>>49391470

You mean like about those emails? Or how Hillary being in ill health was just a conspiracy until she collapsed on 9/11? Let's be honest. You're someone who probably thought of himself as intelligent and political, a fashionable academic liberal who understood the strategies of a very cynical game...and then you found out that the rules of your game aren't real, and this triggers your autism, so you REEE as loud as you can and hope the bad orange man goes away. He won't. He could drop out tomorrow and the rules would still be different, and a hundred more Trumps would come out of the woodwork. It is the age of the shitposter and you, my smug little compadre, have found yourself on the wrong side of history.
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>>49392091
>40 guys
Get on my level
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>>49392107
>talking shit about Napoleon
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>>49392037
The recoilless rifle, as well as the SMG, both most likely get their names from the army arsenal/company Karl Gustafs Stads Gevärdsfaktori (absorbed by Bofors some time back), which got its name form the town (once and nowadays called Eskilstuna), which got its name from Karl X Gustav, since he gave the place city privileges. So neither von Rosen, nor the current king Karl XVI Gustaf.
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>>49391946
To be fair the giant Russian army steamrolling into his country made it a bit hard.
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>>49391681

Thank you for Correcting the Record, do they pay you overtime?
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>>49392130
Sure frenchy held off 200 hundred guys but how many did he kill?
The viking stopped 15000 soldiers in their tracks.
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>>49392067
Yeah, Carl Gustaf's father was a nazi through and through. At least two of the kids appear to have had very different ideas (Carl and a sister).
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>>49392077
I have to check but taking in account that he had almost applied preventive decimation (it was persuaded to "only" flog random soldiers) it may be have sense, in his stupidity.
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>>49392107
>Napoleons
>Hitlers
>Trumps
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>>49392223
>real life
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>>49392112
This is a Man.
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>>49391681
Nice home made meme, did your mom put it on the window to cool?
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>>49392205
You say this as if it's a good thing
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>>49391776
I know this guy, he plays good music.
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>>49389727
White death?
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>>49392258
utube, ploz
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>>49391601
>>49391713
>On July 7, Salomon's aid station was set up only 50 yards behind the forward foxhole line. Fighting was heavy and a major Japanese assault soon overran the perimeter, then the aid station. Salomon was able to kill the enemy that entered the hospital tent and ordered the wounded to be evacuated, while he stayed to cover their withdrawal.

>When an Army team returned to the site days later, Salomon's body was found slumped over a machine gun, with the bodies of 98 enemy troops piled up in front of his position. His body had 76 bullet wounds and many bayonet wounds, up to 24 of which may have been received while he was still alive.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_L._Salomon
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>>49391287
>Greatest sniper
>Killed a bunch of fodder goons in the woods.

Sniping isn't about body count, it's about the target. Which is why learning to be a sniper isn't just learning how to aim your gun, it's about the craft of getting to a position, finding the most important target, and ending them. Simo hayha was impressive, but as a sniper he didn't do anything important. He killed a couple hundred dudes sure, but none of those kills were of any importance.
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>>49389711

>that guy builds a charisma tank
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>>49392252
Trying to be one of the cool kids by pretending to be a cowardly little shitshirt on 4chan never struck me as a very rewarding exercise.
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>>49391776
Even the old battle bard has to resort to being a simple street musician because veterans aren't being supported and appreciated enough in this country.
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>>49392299
Hayha had excellent craft.
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>>49392298
People are scared of going to the dentist for a good reason.
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>>49392107
>talking shit about based Trump

No wonder it uses a goofy "don't take me seriously" font.
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>>49392121

They take turns and it was during a train robbery. You know, like in the Old West, when the banditos ride up on a train shooting their pistols into the air and Clint Eastwood has to get mean with them.
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>>49392121
Forty of them robbed the train. A few of them tried to rape a girl.
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>>49390364
He is/was a highly successful businessman. He knows how to read people
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>>49392205

Didn't Nietzche have the same problem, where his sister loved nazism and married a nazi and tried to say his philosophy was pro-nazi when he was writing letters about going out into the street and shooting anti-semites with his pistol?
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>>49392299
Well, except for massive psychological warfarw, redirecting artillery, and removing swathes of snipers and men from strategic objectives.
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>>49392223
That's a shitty DMPC, not a PC
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>>49391457
I live just down the road.
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>>49392299
>t. Ivan Ivanovitch, Professional Squatter.

Cheeki breeki
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>>49390393
>police response according to video evidence
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>>49392347

If they call him Hitler enough, surely it will work!
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Do you ever think these sorts of people who do the most insane shit ever stop, and realize that they just did something that would probably never happen again, or how extremely stupid it would've been if it didn't work?
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>>49391959
He's like a reverse Otto Skorzeny.
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>>49392412
>Monk is my favorite class
>Play one in every game
>Everyone is expecting a kung-fu guy or mystic sage
>It's always either a luchadore or John Cena.
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>>49389711
BBE idiot
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>>49392436

Nice Rogue.
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>>49392473
No. If they are crazy enough or just plain good enough to do it then it wouldn't seem they probably wouldn't think of that sort of thing.
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>>49392454
>Try to grab a cop's gun, get shot
>Try to grab a gun themselves, sometimes just a BB gun with no orange tip, get shot

Calling these wastes of food and oxygen innocent kids is disrespectful to the actual innocent people they would kill in a mugging later on in life if they had lived.
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>>49392510
>wouldn't seem
Just ignore that. Dont even know why its there.
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>>49392491

Whoops meant to link >>49390300
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>>49390316
Does anyone have the "hunting goblins in my backyard!" edit?
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>>49392558
Could it be? The hero of Kvatch?
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>>49392400

Yeah, I've heard the same story. Don't remember from where though.
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>>49392121
You never heard of India's gang rape?
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>>49392599
its a fucking army rape at this point
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>>49389711
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/sorcerer/bloodlines/bloodlines-from-paizo/racial-bloodlines/imperious-bloodline-sorcerer-human
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>>49392298
Wait, is this that dentist guy?
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>>49391725
Do you have a rl monk in a warzone, he kind of has ash on him

Been lookin for this pic for 2 years but no dice
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>>49392400
Nietzsche was very anti-nationalist (along with being anti a lot of other stuff). The idea of him as a proponent of fascism is absolutely absurd if you actually read his works.
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>>49392653

Indeed, just like the idea that Karl Marx, while excellent at stringing words together, knew dick about the actual situation and lifestyle of the European worker. He lived off a friend's trust fund his entire life and never even visited a factory, but the stupider breed of wannabe intellectual still worships him as a demigod.
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>>49392689
>49391765
Anti war? The guy advocating directly fighting isis?
Anti outsourcing? The guy who's run entire businesses based out of other countries?
Pro-family? His postions have changed to reflect his target demographics, and I doubt he really stands for any of it.
100 "Successful" business ventures, and dozens of bankruptcies as well. A country is not a business.
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>>49391942
You are the savior of the thread anon
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>>49392722

Marx had some salient points to make about capitalism. He gleaned some good paper ideas about communism from earlier communal peoples. Then he goes nutty cuckoo bananas and proposes a pie-in-the-sky scenario where humans stop being humans and suddenly start working together toward the good of the whole for no reason whatsoever.

Then Lenin happened. Then Stalin happened. And then nation-state level communism could never be redeemed again.
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>>49392725
To be fair is there anyone who doesnt advocate fighting ISIS? They are basically cartoon villains.
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>>49392758
Marx didn't say anything that the French proto-socialists of the 1830s didn't say. Hell, if you want an example of a true, red-blooded, pre-Marx socialist look no further than Napoleon III, the man who got to power through, in part, his pamphlet "on the extinction of pauperism".

Marx has done nothing but discredit the pre-Marxist socialists by association.
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>Anti war? The guy advocating directly fighting isis?

Fighting the burkha edgelords is something everyone wants to do, and very different from the "let's escalate shit with Russia again!" every globalist candidate spouts.

>Anti outsourcing? The guy who's run entire businesses based out of other countries?

You can't have a Dubai hotel in the United States, or a traditional Scottish golf course in the United States. It does take balls for him to want to change rules that have helped him previously, and he's made a lot of speeches about it.

>Pro-family? His postions have changed to reflect his target demographics, and I doubt he really stands for any of it.

Muh feels. Hillary has done worse every time, and he actually has a sensible plan to encourage families to stay together and provide tax relief so women can have a career AND be moms. Meanwhile, Hillary talks about women's rights out of one side of her mouth and begs for Saudi donations with the other.

>100 "Successful" business ventures, and dozens of bankruptcies as well. A country is not a business.

Four bankruptcies (which he paid back) out of over a hundred SUCCESSFUL, no faggy quotation marks, they make money, businesses.

>A country is not a business

topkek.
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>>49392725

I bet this guy watches Jon Oliver.
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>>49392885

You forgot that he has the banter skills of an Elder Aussie God.
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Less arguing, more inspirational people and their back stories plox.

Tommy Macpherson: the "Kilted Killer". Having caused so much damage to military infrastructure, a bounty of 300,000 francs was placed upon his head. He was awarded the Military Cross and the Croix de Guerre three times, and the Légion d'honneur.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Macpherson
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>>49392653
IIRC Nietzsche loved the Poles so that right there would have made him LOATHE the Nazis, but in his mind he also believed it was people like the Nazis who deserved to be lined up and shot.

Bro-tier Nietzsche.
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I want to play a campaign about a group of youths with attitude from some african shithole trying to make a living/fight the power/avenge the murder if their families at the hands of the local warlord.
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>>49392999

I'd play it, absolutely.
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>>49392999
& Zombies!
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>>49392578
underrated
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>>49393037
(Massive autistic rambling incoming that gets worse as it goes on)
(pls no bully)

A child soldier platoon full of kids and teenagers is delighted at the sudden death of their warlord and return to their home village. On return they only find ashes and corpses, as it turns out it has been razed by another nearby warlord. The pile of corpses is too rotten and burned to allow identification but it is way too small to contain the whole village, the squad concludes that the rest has been taken as slaves.
They set out to go to war again, a personal crusade against everything that has ever wronged them in life.

The campaign will be about kids with guns traversing the environment like jungles and steppes, visiting other villages and cities while trying to get Intel on the slave trading market and the responsible warlord. Combat will be focused on fire fights and precisions raids along with guerrilla warfare and setting up ambushes.

The party will come across slave farms where people from your village could be (who could have valuable intel on where the others are) but buying their freedom will come at a cost as the slave owners will demand high prices or disgusting favours involving things like attacking other defenceless villages or taking slaves yourself and trading them against your own people, will boys become demons on their search for their people?
Or will they rise above, become gallant knight and freedom fighters that raid slave depots and help anyone they meet in hopes of redemption from their past lives?

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Now that someone mentioned zombies threw me for a spin at first but the more I think about it the more I like it, the warlords can prosper as, no matter how terrible they are, people still come flocking to their territories because anything outside of them is swarmed with the undead, the warlords are fighting each other as much as they are fighting the horde just outside their fences.
Instead of some virus or infection zombies could be straight up African tribal magic, I think Africa doesn’t even have all that many people as they are spread out far and wide so the zombies could just literally be summoned by some unknown source which is why they just keep coming and manage to outnumber the living. Maybe it could be one of the story hooks in the end game, there is this rumour that deep into the infested zones the all mighty Shamans rule the land, were they responsible for this horror? Some say they were searching for cheap workers for their lands but lost control of them, other more venomous rumours say that they are bound on destroying and infecting the whole land so they can rule supreme about everything.

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>>49393883
There is this Netflix movie called “Beast of No Nation” about African child soldiers, in the movie it was never mentioned what war exactly they are fighting or even what African country they are fighting in, this is interesting because it is supposed to reflect the kids who also have no idea about any of this shit, one day they got taken away and given guns and now they are killing people while having no idea about geography or history, I am thinking about maybe doing something similar with this setting. It isn’t actually Africa as much as it is a big twisted world with the largely isolated African outback as its theme, besides maybe some smart people from out of the region most people don’t know about the world at large and only have some unspecified visions about how life outside their land is (and it is not actually our world, just somewhat similar in some aspects), the point is that it doesn’t matter what the outside world is because the PCs are all too young and isolated to care and just want the suffering to be over.
If this was just a dream / nightmare version of our world it would also make coming up with shit way easier, the people know locations under their own names and not under some official names that we could just look up on Wikipedia. This could also allow for magic to come into play, it’s the source of zombies and certain characters can perform it but it is largely mysterious and not understood, some Warlords can be magic themed and even the kid PCs could have access to a slight extend to it. It’s all just part of the setting.

I really only though about everything beyond the first post because I wanted an excuse to have swordsmen in the setting sicne they probably would be useful against zombies.

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>>49393909
I mean "swordsmen" as in the guy in the middle from the first picture >>49392999 , he was what captivated me about the picture in the first place the way he stands all badass next to two guys with guns as if he is not completely outclassed, I liked the aesthetic of it.
Honestly anything past the first post are incomplete half assed ideas and I regret posting them but I guess the damage is already done.
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>>49393957
When you have accuracy as bad as the average african child soldier fighting with a sword is not as crazy as it might seem.
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>>49393979

Hell, you could make that part of the system balance. Ranged attacks and gun lethality balanced around literally no one knowing how to use firearms "properly" within the scope of the PCs and their opponents.
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>>49392125
You don't sound anywhere near as cool as you think you do.
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>>49394397
nice argument my top lad
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I want everyone who wants to discuss the merits of Trump and Hillary to go to the assigned 4chan board for politics please.
Thank you, have some noble children.
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>>49392953

Whoa. The bond with that familiar is intense.
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>>49389711
>hates his kids enough to never date them
>is going to lose to Tomaru this election
>went to a cushy Ivy League school instead of University of Texas
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>>49391509
>absolute badass during the war
>surrenders to victors days before they win
>opens up a shop where he lives out the rest of his life quite peacefully with family
>respected as hero in the news of his death

this guy is 100% PC material
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>>49392125
>You mean like about those emails?
The only thing I learned from that long ass document is that Hillary struggles to operate a phone.

In other news here is the man who saved my grandfather's life by single-handedly stopping a Chinese regiment assaulting a hole in his company's line. I mean he literally only had one hand, a grenade went off while he was trying to throw it. After killing the front 150 Chinese over the course of the night they withdrew.
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best philosopher was a That Guy through and through.
but he is a lovable that guy

>>49391812
I love that some of the officers are smiling, even the ones that are running out to arrest/beat him.
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>>49392258
name?
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>>49394764

That's among the most sinister things I've ever seen.
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>>49395084
Care to explain? Can't see it.
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>>49394554
>Trump and Hillary in 1960
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Pujol_Garc%C3%ADa
>wants to become spy
>both Britain and America reject his application
>Nazi Germany takes him in
>give him orders to move to London
>moves to Lisbon instead
>instead of viable Intel he sends them "reports from a variety of public sources, including a tourist guide to England, train timetables, cinema newsreels, and magazine advertisements"
>Nazis tell him to recruit more spies
>just makes up identities and says he did
>blames them every time Nazis figure out that the information is useless
>Nazis pay salaries for each of his "employees"
>one time pretends that one of his spies died and left a widow so the Nazis send him even more compensation
>British secret service managed to intercept his Intel and also belive that it is real
>start a full blown spy hunt for his "spy network"
>later on gets accepted by the British secret service
>is the only spy against the germans who set out to do become one and wasn't just a captured Nazi
>starts sending out more useful information but always with enough of a delay that it won't acually help
>after the war both the germans and britain award him medals, reports say he is the only person who has ever accomplished that
>later on faked his death and fled to Venezuela where he opened bookstore and chilled with his wife

This guy is literally Revolver Ocelot, just look at his smug fucking face.
Seriously read his wikipedia article, this is just a quick summary. There's pure comedy gold like "Because he had never actually visited the UK, he made several mistakes, including claiming that his alleged contact in Glasgow "would do anything for a litre of wine", unaware of Scottish drinking habits".
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>>49394764
>>49395084
What is even going on?
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>>49395123

It isn't sinister to you? Look at the creepy expression on his face and think about his existing talk on "changing the world", and look at all of those people hooked into machines, sessile and domesticated.

You really don't see anything sinister there?
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>>49394764
This is honestly a beautiful photo and I kind of want to frame a high res version of it and frame it.
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>>49395134

Trump doesn't smoke or drink. He has some kind of bizarre biology where he sleeps four hours a night and spends the remaining twenty doing things.
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>>49395186
It's called cocaine habit.
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>>49395150
>picture of his fake spy network.
The german medal he got had to be personally approved by Hitler, also the Nazis never figured out what he did.
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>>49395186
Trump doesn't drink because his brother drank himself to death a few decades ago and it freaked him out.
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>>49395183
>>49395163
>>49395123

What's with this weird pro-Zuckerberg shilling and why do all of your posts end in 3?
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>>49395257
I just keep seeing the picture showing up and I have no idea whats going on in it besides the guy in the shirt looking like someone just farted in his weird goggle thing.
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>>49395257
Guy who wants to frame it here, no I agree that it looks creepy and cyberpunk as fuck, but I also think that it looks really beautiful because of it.
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>>49395203

No drugs, either, just weaponized high energy. Cocaine's the reason Hillary's on death's door at her age, after all, there's quotes from the Secret Service talking about how Bill was aware of her coke habit but "she's crazier when she's sober".

Trump does believe in legalizing weed, though.
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>>49390393
If only.
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>>49395290
>>49395298

I have no idea either, some VR thing maybe, but the look in his eyes gives me weird Bloodborne vibes somehow.
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>>49395290
They guy walking is the founder/owner of facebook
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>>49395290
That guy in the shirt is Mark Zuckerberg, the dude who made Facebook, it's considered creepy because it seriously looks like that dude is taking his steps towards enslaving mankind the way everyone is fixated on the VR goggles while he is walking on the side smiling in contrast to everyone else looking serious.
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>>49395320
I know who zuckerburg is what I dont know is why everyone is wearing the face sets and why that one guy is so unimpressed.
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>>49395232
I'm pretty confident Germany had the worst intelligence service of the war.
>miss basically every major Allied offensive
>had technical data on the T-34 before the invasion but they misplaced it oops
>everyone was actually a double agent
>never figured out Enigma was broken
>never suspected Enigma was broken
>at the end of the war at least one German general admitted he had never been told who the opposing general he'd been fighting for months was, until they met personally
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>>49395250

Is it wrong if, as a foreigner, I just love him because of how your media reacts to him? Look at this shit.
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>>49395290
The happy guy with rock-hard nipples is Zuckerberg - Facebook founder / owner and generally terrible person.
He's overseeing public test of virtual reality helmets his other company has been developing. He's very pleased with with the way this is going.
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>>49395302
>Bill was aware of her coke habit but "she's crazier when she's sober".
I miss bill
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>>49395346
>everyone was actually a double agent
No joke "everyone" isn't just a saying that means that it there were a lot of double agents.
No, literally every single british spy for the germans was controlled by the british secret service.
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>>49395346

It's because Hitler was a micromanager and shitty at being a general.

Dictators are a lot like film directors, ones like George Lucas or Peter Jackson. At first, they do a really good job and put out Lord of the Rings/kill all the commies and fix the economy, back when they have other people around who can say "No, George, Jar-Jar is a terrible idea." Then, after the revolution and their authority is secure, they tend to surround themselves with people who DON'T question them and purge the ones who do, which gives us trash like the Hobbit trilogy and Italy's flaccid WWII performance.
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>>49395302
>Gee Bill, how come your wife gets to do two lines?
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>>49395384

Me too. I don't think anyone holds being a womanizing, sax-playing Son of the South against him, but Hillary is just awful in every single way.
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>>49395363
I would be really upset if I was an american right now. One of their presidential candidates seems like hes a villain straight out of a kids TV show and the other is a war criminal.

Both of them could easily be bond villains.
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>>49395409
>which gives us trash like the Hobbit trilogy
I'm pretty sure that even P.Jackson was disappointed with it and that excecutive meddeling was the largest reason for the the failure, the behind-the-scenes for The Hobbit show him looking pretty upset and in despair a lot of the time.
I can imagine that it were the studio heads who decided "hey a trilogy worked out pretty good last time, do it again".
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>>49395442
So sorta like pic related?
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>>49395442

What you don't understand is that every American is bugfuck crazy. There are 112 guns to every 100 people in the United States, and we are all well aware that we have the most powerful country in the world and effective hegemony over the West. Trump is a normal human being here. He talks like our crazy uncle, but he's right about trade and border security and the fact that other nations should give us things if they want our protection. He has literally done nothing wrong. That's what I don't understand, why are the people who are scared of Trump scared of him? Is it really all the media spin? Does anyone who isn't a progressive frighten college-aged people these days?

What country are you from, by the way?
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>>49395506

Don't tell me you wouldn't vote Luthor in a heartbeat.
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>>49392907
COME ON ANON UR NOT GONNA VOTE IN THE PATRIARCHAL TYRANICAL VOTING SYSTEM WE CALL D-E-M-O-C-R-A-C-Y WHAT ARE U SEXIST ABLIST CIS PIG WHOSE LITERALLY HITLER COME ON ITS [[[CURRENT YEAR]]] VOTE THE CORRUPT POLITICIAN WHO HAS A BODY COUNT, HELPED HIDE THE RAPES HER HUSBAND DID, MISHANDLED/GAVE OUT THOUSANDS OF EMAILS, AND COMPLETELY FLIP FLOPPED ON HER "POLITICAL BELIEFS" LESS THEN 4 YEARS AGO, SHE'S A MUHGINA AND DU TV KEEPS TELLING ME TRUMP WORKING FOR BIG BUSINESS, GLOBALISTS & NEOCONS, AND TOTALLY RACIST NOT LIKE MUGINA EVEN WHEN SHE WORE BLACK FACE...
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>>49389655
Peter Francisco
>Discovered at docks of City Point, Virginia around 5 years old, unable to speak English
>Apparently was kidnapped by pirates from a rich family in Terceira, and got away from his kidnappers
>Grew up to be a 6'8" blacksmith (which, at the time, was huge)
>Joined the Revolutionary Army at age 16
>Fought with General "Mad" Anthony Wayne
>Used a musket, a 6-foot claymore (yes, really), and a cannon (YES, really) to slaughter the British
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>>49395546

It's because he isn't a cuck.
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>>49395506
>>49395570
I wouldn't he's bald which is a sign of weakness.
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>>49395570
Well he is a super genius with comic book levels of super science.....
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>>49395506
I'd vote for Lex. Sure he'll blow half the budget on fighting superman but other than that he would improve literally everything.
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>>49392454
>implying it's ever wrong to kill darkies
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>>49392885
>"Not only are wind farms disgusting looking, but even worse they are bad for people's health"
>"Remember, new 'environment friendly' lightbulbs can cause cancer. Be careful -- the idiots who came up with this stuff don't care."
>"If we didn't remove incredibly powerful fire retardant asbestos & replace it with junk that doesn't work, the World Trade Centre would have never burned down"
>"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive"
>"Snowing in Texas and Louisiana, record setting freezing temperatures throughout the country and beyond. Global warming is an expensive hoax!"
>"Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with a massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!"
>"The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA infected people back. People that go to far away places to help are great - but must suffer the consequences!"
>"I am being proven right about massive vaccinations - the doctors lied. Save our children & their future."
>"Ebola is much easier to transmit than the CDC and government representatives are admitting. Spreading all over Africa - and fast. Stop flights"
t. Trump
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>>49395587
>>49395589

Luthor could solve the ISIS problem in a week.
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>>49395546
I am from glorious republic of Ireland. Where our current head of state used to be a primary school teacher and we spent weeks if not months after the last election with no government because no one party had enough votes to form a majority government and they didnt want to work with each other.

Also what countries are you even protecting? The ones you stirred up all the fights in in the first place?
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>>49395601

That's the fake hat, the real ones are made by Cali-Fame in America and have a crease down the middle of the forehead for a distinctly crown-like appearance.

Literally none of the rest of that matters except the ones where he's right. I bet you got pumped with a massive shot full of many vaccines, didn't feel good, and changed - AUTISM. Many such cases!
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>>49395657

Pretty much everywhere, man.
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>>49395717
I for one have yet to see a single american soldier and I have been in five countries.
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>>49395363

Is this real? What news outlet is that? That has to be fake, right?
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>>49395728
Why do I get this distinct feeling that despite the one guys cap spelling "security" in latin letters this was taken in Russia?
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>>49395740

That's because Americans are stealthy like our 1/32nd Native ancestors. A US Marine could be right behind you and you'd never know.
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>>49395168
No, not really, since they're free to unplug at any time.
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>>49395806
but are they really?
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>>49395806

How long will that be true for?
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>>49395583
>which, at the time, was huge
It's huge /now/.
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>>49395882
really? i'm 7' tall and i'm considered quite short where i live
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>>49395826
Yes, they are.
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>>49395900
No you're not.
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We are all PCs.
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>>49395657
>we spent weeks if not months after the last election with no government because no one party had enough votes to form a majority government and they didnt want to work with each other.

Are you sure you're not Italian?
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>>49395954
Pretty sure. I burn anytime the sun comes out from behind the clouds.
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>>49395882
Its huge now. Back then, it was double huge
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>>49391862
Look at those dead eyes.
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>>49395954

Italians are human, Irish are just...kind of humanlike apes.
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>>49391812
Long Live de Luchadora!
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>>49396036
Ireland is white peoples Africa.
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>>49393909
this sounds dope.
which system will you use?
I wouldn't mind running a short campaign like that with the twist at the end being "This wasn't some magical realm, you were just in Africa all along!"
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>>49395625
But he wouldn't because he doesn't care about other people, so long as he looks good by comparison.
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>>49396051
Related.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__xSchLFwMU
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>>49396085
He would get rid of them just so he would look good.
Checkmate atheists.
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>>49396097
He would only get involved if someone else either challenged him or started dealing with it themselves. And he'd be more likely to sabotage the latter than try to out-do them.
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>>49396063
>mfw the characters don't realize they are playing niggers
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>>49396063
I was literally just making shit up as I went along after seeing this picture >>49392999 , just the first things that came to my mind.
I'll probably save it up and refine it later, setting needs something flexible for both realistic enough gun fights and sick meele sword action. Some basic magic can probably be homeruled if I really do decide to not just scrap the latter two parts.

"This wasn't some magical realm, you were just in Africa all along!" does sound like a pretty sweet twist though.
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>>49393909
>Netflix movie called “Beast of No Nation” about African child soldiers
The movie is literally a pile of stereotypes and, pardon the word, tropes.
You can listen to random anti-war song instead and save 2 hours of your time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DboMAghWcA
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>>49396123
>setting needs something
System, not setting.
Have more depressing pictures of child soldiers.
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>>49395764
because it was, i think that dude is security at an embassy or some international business
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>>49391966
he looks like a jacked hobbit
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>>49396136
>I really wish he would stop wearing farie wings and girls golashes
>What can you do? He has over 40 confirmed kills...
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>>49395900
Shaquille O'Neal is 7'1" and is massive by all subjectivity
Are you sure you didn't mean 6'? I could see a local area being taller than average and 6' being kinda short for a man.
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>>49396120
In this episode the PCs finally understand just how thin the line is that separates average murderhobo and uneducated-but-heavily-armed African fighter.
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>>49396165
One of them may have proficiency in swimming?
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>>49396123
Read the Joshua Dysart run of Unknown Soldier from Vertigo Comics.
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>>49396181
One may feel regret over the life they have wasted by killing?
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>>49391966
>4 stars
>liked it better at the ramada inn
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>>49395917
Maybe he lives in the tribe of Saharan nomads from that Werner Herzog documentary.
You never know.
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>>49393864
What's the deal with nigras in wedding dresses? Class feature?
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>>49396181
Have you ever had a PC put points in Swimming?
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>>49396130
>a pile of stereotypes
>t. SJWcuck
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time for a classic
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>>49396200
Bullets kill soldiers, when you don't dress like a soldier, you can trick bullets into leaving you alone.
Nigger logic.
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>>49396200
The pics are from a film called Johnny Mad Dog.
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>>49396225
>stoned
>nose ring
>associates with second worst urban pests
2/10 would not fug
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>>49396186
Looks pretty interesting, what about the shorter run from 1997? Is it worth reading too?
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>>49396225
Anybody can do that with pigeons, the things are dumb as a broken brick.

Now crows, you show me somebody who has allied with crows to that point and I will show you someone I fear.
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>>49396226
>not just rolling barbarian, giving no fucks about bullets with >9000 HP and resistance
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>>49396251
That is her allure.
The most repellent part of that photo is actually her shirt; I don't know which band that is but the font itself speaks volumes about how awful they are.
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>>49396302
So it's like what, slumming it with your dick?
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This isn't /pol/. Those here to talk about the election, would you kindly fuck off?
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>>49396477
No need to say this when nobody has mentioned it since one whole hour, you are only going to re ignite it like that.
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>>49396477
Make us.
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>>49396302
No, it's not part of her allure. She doesn't have any allure.
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>>49396534
>She doesn't have any allure
t. someone with a different subjective opinion
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>>49391308

To be even fairer, the red states have been deliberately making their constituency dumb for the last 70 years, Trump is just the first person to take advantage of it outside the gop.
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>>49396559
It's not an opinion, fool. I alone determine what is attractive for all people, in all places, past, present and future.
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>>49396279
I remember a storytime about how someone befriended the crows to a point where they were waiting for him outside his workplace
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>>49396659
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-31604026
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>>49396269
No idea, haven't read it. If you're talking about the Ennis run then it's got a 50% chance of being good and a 50% chance of it being petulantly British.
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>>49396683
>tfw no crow bros
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>>49396760
Just work at it. They're damn smart birds and can tell people apart, so just start putting food out when they can see you and being nice to them.

Had a crow in my area with only one foot, really easy to spot. Got her friendly enough that she didn't spook unless I got easily within arms reach and eventually taught her two kids the same, and they still hang around my house drinking outta the leaky hose and bowl in the front.
>You will be missed Miss Amputee Crow
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>>49396585

That's nice, sport, did Jon Oliver tell you that, too, or was it the economics professor with the Karl Marx poster in his office?
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>>49391988
Also, they had just gotten #rekt by a bunch of savages armed with sharpened fruits about a decade before.
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>>49396585

You definitely don't have any business running political games. You're not just dumb, you're arrogant and dumb.

>>49396683
>>49396760

Crows are so cool. I'm gonna start feeding them, definitely.
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>>49396757
Just finished the second issue of the recommended run, it's some real shit I am enjoying it.
Interesting to see where the author is coming from with such a story from reading those letters from the back cover.
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>>49396585
>>49396903
>>49391308
>>49396941
We have a special board for politics you chuckle chumps, please go there instead of shitting up an otherwise good thread.
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>>49396984

Well done, the goyim will never realize we're sending them to /pol/ to get "redpilled", hehehe~
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Is Bowie a real life PC?
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>>49397027
please stop
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>>49397046

No, Bowie is a real life Fae Lord.
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>>49396984
Why? Afraid that your precious safe space isn't just a shitlib echochamber? Facts don't belong to any one board, just because something hurts your feefees doesn't mean it should be banished to another board.
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>>49397116
/pol/ shitposting outside their containment board is literally against the rules you retarded off-topic newfag.
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>>49397116
I know you are just baiting but I really am talking about all political discussion, there is a board for politics why do people feel like they need to bring it into something completely unrelated?
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>>49397142
> Still insisting that posting facts makes something "/pol/ shitposting"
> Accuses others of shitposting

Hilarious.
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>>49397142
>>49397164
> Claims that red states intentionally make their people dumb and that is the only reason Americans like Trump
> Other people point out how that's nothing but shitlib propaganda
> Screams that other people should go back to /pol/

Maybe when the marxists stop drowning /tg/ in their lies. But not before.
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>>49397195
Alright maybe my first post didn't make it clear but I am asking that person you are disagreeing with to please not talk about politics the same way I am asking you, this is not a politics board and I mean this for literally all politics not just for "the ones I don't like".
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>>49397167
>>49397195

>>49397142 was my first post itt.
Posting off-topic political discussions is in fact shitposting regardless of how factual your claims in the discussion are, you newfag retards.
It's also shitposting to talk about warhammer miniatures in /ck/ even if it's all very factual.

There is board for political discussion and it's a global rule to keep it there. Breaking global rules is a bannable offence if anyone cares to report you.
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>>49396164
As far as I know there is not a country where the average goes above 6'. It gets close though.
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>>49395686
>it does not matter if someone is wrong and says things that are blatantly false

Cool opinion. For me it does matter when our potential president doesn't understand climate change.
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Can't wait for elections to be over so I can talk about my autistic hobbies again.
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>>49391755
I AM LOS TIBURON! SHARK OF THE LAND!
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>>49397237

Except that it's always a liberal saying it, and yet always liberals bringing it up, like the ones who started this thread going LOL TRUMP A BIG IDIOT LMAO UPBOAT PLS. You're like that guy who puts a stick through his own bike wheel, falls over, and then blames someone else.
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>>49397351
> implying he's wrong about global warming/climate change/global cooling/whatever they're calling it this week
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>>49397351

Manmade climate change is a meme, but thanks for playing.


>it does not matter if someone is wrong and says things that are blatantly false

I'm amazed you have the gall to say this with Crooked Hillary on your side.
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>>49397405
He is. And he's a fucking mong for thinking that weather being it's coldest somewhere disproves global warming. No wonder he appeals to you're average American, they think the same way.

>>49397412
>I'm amazed you have the gall to say this with Crooked Hillary on your side.

Buddy, when did I EVER say that I support Hillary? Oh, that's right, I never did. You're strawmanning me. I guess it will surprise you to know I hate Hillary to.
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>>49397396
Oh just fuck off now, I honestly think that that guy who started it was baiting just the same and deservers just as much of a ban you retard, and just saying "dumb liberal, huh" over and over again won't change that political discussion of any kind is cancer to this board.

I am glad this shitty thread is finally dying and I hope that we all will kill ourselves.
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>>49397436
Opposing Trump is supporting shillary.
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>>49397462
You should honestly kill yourself if you think that way.
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>>49397462
>>49397483
you should both just kill yourselves
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>>49392446
The floral pattern wall paper kind of lessens the effect of his wardrobe.
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>>49397458

Then stop starting political discussions and take your cancerous Marxist faggotry back to tumblr. 4chan is a board with real people who have souls full of love for their country, you "no borders" types are just a nuisance that belong in a gas chamber.
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>>49395950
What the fuck kind of system is the DM running then because all the flaws I took in character creation sure as hell didn't get me shit.
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>>49395583
Is San Francisco named after him?
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>>49389655
>Candido Rondon, pacifist ranger
>"Die if you must, but never kill."
>an orphan which grew up catching his own food, eating monkey meat
>enlisted in the National Military Academy
>took a leave of absence because couldn't aford food
>graduated on engineering
>trekked 14.000 miles of brazilian wilderness
>his routine was to get in the woods with 100 conscripted convicts
>came back with maps and 30 survivors
>fighting jaguars, pumas, torrential floods, piranhas, mosquitos, anacondas for 24 years
>an avid believer in the social theory of Positivism, never killed an human being even if someone tried to kill him
>beat the crap out of them though
>Spoke 12 languages, 10 of them indian
>Discovered the River of Doubt to which he escorted the Roosevelts later
>Worked to preserve indian tribes
>Has a state named after him
>Died at 92
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>>49397436
>Americans disagree with me, they must be stupid!

And you wonder why the working class no longer votes for you.

>You're strawmanning me

Nobody cares. You're either a patriot or a cuck, and you're no bloody patriot son. Bernie took it like a bitch, and you got robbed, but as much as you claim to hate Hillary you won't do a damned thing about it and those little progressive protest groups you put together belong to her now. The good news is that you can't sink any lower, now is the opportune time for you to find your balls and be a man for once in your life.
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>>49397511
>Then stop starting political discussions and take your cancerous Marxist faggotry...
My whole point is that literally anyone who starts discussions should fuck off including but not limited to leftists.
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>>49395442
We actually have many other candidates, but none of them influence the media so ~80-90% of US citizens never hear about them.
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>>49396163
>40
>Not 4,000

Cmon Anon look at him you know hes a hardcore motherfucker who skullfucks Navy S.E.A.L.s as a warmup.

In fact the rest dont know it but he's the real warlord of the group, he likes to kill personally is all.
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>>49395686
Now are you just trying to bait people or are you actually anti-vax?

It's a meme that got started by one guy fucking up data and his mistake was already discovered and his research discredited by the time paranoid soccer moms and the parents of autistic kids looking for someone to blame other than themselves and nature latched on to it.
Since then they've never been able to effectively reproduce the results of his research or similar results to suggest a link with autism because those results were always based on faulty data. All they have is anecdotes of "well so and so at work has an autistic kid and she say's everyone in her family is healthy so it must be the vaccines!" and the coincidence that autism usually begins obviously presenting at around the age that kids get many vaccines. It's often diagnosable earlier and it's better to start treatment as soon as possible but most people don't recognise the early signs and seek testing.

Anti-vax is actually a very bi-partisan conspiracy theory seeing support among liberals and conservatives.
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>>49397537
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Nobody cares. You're either a patriot or a cuck, and you're no bloody patriot son. Bernie took it like a bitch, and you got robbed, but as much as you claim to hate Hillary you won't do a damned thing about it and those little progressive protest groups you put together belong to her now. The good news is that you can't sink any lower, now is the opportune time for you to find your balls and be a man for once in your life.

Dude, I don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about. Take your nonsensical rambling back to /pol/ as I'm fucking off anyway.
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>>49397554

Which is disingenuous considering that the leftists start it and push it at any opportunity and this protesting only comes when right-thinking people speak out in response. In other words, fuck off with your sophistry, you Wormtongue, we know the shape of your lies and the weak-chinned protests of innocence you use when caught out. I reiterate, you should be gassed.
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>>49397577
>Florida residents

Especially the top left
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>>49397599
>I'm fleeing the argument but I need to post to let you know that I'm not leaving because of YOU, b-baka!

Stay salty sweetheart.
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>>49397599
Can't even green text properly, what a mess!

You must be Jeb.
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>>49397366
Sorry but /pol/ is just exponentially leaking from their containment with ever more newfags who think it's "le epic battle for the interweb against the ebil liberals and jews!" and are dedicated to shitposting their offtopic bs all over the site, see >>49397195
They see it as their duty to fight the "marxists" by shitposting.
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>>49397630
>thinking /pol/ is a containment anything rather than an Elysium of free thought and social enlightenment

I see we have a genuine newfag here.
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>>49397618
>I'm fucking off anyway
>somehow staying because of you

Nice reading comprehension. Stay retarded man.
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>>49397396
Doesn't matter who started it, retard, you're still breaking the site rules.

If you're OH SO TRIGGERED by liberals starting political discussions then report them for shitposting outside of /pol/ instead of shitposting yourself.

I only responded to >>49397116 at first because it was the latest post in the off topic shitposting chain. Then >>49397195 couldn't tell anons apart and assumed everyone was the liberal conspiracy ganging up on them because it fit their persecution complex.
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>>49397677

You just did it again. You should watch your sodium intake Anon.
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>>49397511
Ok, memes aside, do you honestly think everyone is the same evil marxist liberal trying to defeat you in the epic battle for the political soul of /tg/?
Because you may literally want to seek mental help for paranoia and delusion.
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>>49397600
>and this protesting only comes when right-thinking people speak out in response
I feel like you are pushing me into a group of certain people I don't actually belong to, I would be reacting the same way if some /pol/-tard started the arguement and leftists were argueing against it.
All I want to do is talk about traditional games, why do people of all sorts even bother argueing about politics online of all places anyway? I feel like literally anyone who talks about this shit is a retard who already made up their mind and feels like they got the right opinion, like they are this stonewall of righteousness that is on a mission to convert the heretics, except everyone thinks they are this so no arguement ever leads anywhere.

I am probably just a hypocrit right now, you seem like someone who is dead bent on believing that liberals got some unfair advantage in arguements on /tg/ and yet I keep responding to you like "oh shit I bet when I say it like that he will totally get it" like I am exactly the same sort of retard, the truth is that I dismissed your opinion just the same way you dismissed mine but still I feel like responding.

Shit man I hope you have a good night I feel like I am having some sort of enlightening moment.
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>>49397707

Nobody is fooled at this point, you're just trying to trick people into announcing they reported other people so you can report them. Good luck with that, you filthy socialist traitor. By God, I hope we die at around the same time so I can personally watch George Washington spit in your face and have you thrown into the lake of fire with the other Europeans-at-heart. Can't fool me nigger.
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>>49397753
>I feel like you are pushing me
>I feel like literally anyone
>your argument isn't based around debate or discussion, but on making people "get it"

You're definitely a bitch, son, no matter what else you believe.
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>>49397742
>everyone is the same evil marxist liberal
>not knowing how many shills CTR employs
>not knowing how many gullible libcucks there are on tumblr and reddit who think they can "educate" 4chan.

Please get your ideology straight before you try to Correct the Record here.
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>>49397792
>your argument isn't based around debate or discussion, but on making people "get it"
Wait, isn't that what a debate literally is?
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>>49397811

Not him, but I think the point is that liberals online view any discussion with someone that doesn't share their views as teaching an unenlightened savage who just doesn't understand how self-evidently righteous they are.
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>>49397600
/pol/ shitposting outside of /pol/ doesn't stop being against the rules just because someone else does it first, you newfag retard.

Keep in mind that in the context of site rules "/pol/ shitposting" is all off-topic political discussion.
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>>49397848
You like to pretend that you're upholding the rules but you're not fooling anyone. It's only something that shitlibs trot out when they're losing to try to shut down any opposition, and everyone with an ounce of sense recognizes it.
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>>49397848

I agree. Remember to report those nasty rule-breaking liberals, chummer!
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>>49397675
I see we have a literal newfag who doesn't know the site history here :^)

Yes, it's a containment board just like /mlp/ and /lgbt/, sorry if that triggers your sensitive fee-fees because you think you're a special snowflake who's unique and different and feels all the board topics should cater to YOU personally.
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>>49397759
Ok, seriously, if you're not joking right now then you're delusionally paranoid.
I'm not the faggots who started the discussion I've just been pointing out the literal site rules.

I never suggested anyone post that they submitted a report so unless you're imagining extra test in my posts then it'd be your own retarded fault for choosing on your own to announce on your report.
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>>49397889

You're awfully mad about the second largest board on 4chan. Stay angry. Your impotent tears feed us.

>muh containment board

For what, nigger? For the kind of social attitudes and language that dominate the site? For political talk when 4chan has been influencing politics for years? /pol/ exists as a board to get business done and for the real movers and shakers on this site to shitpost. That doesn't mean those views go away when a /pol/ack goes to discuss his waifu on /a/ or his games on /tg/, and /pol/acks control this website. Or perhaps you're refering to Moot's day of rage that culminated in him leaving and /pol/ getting the ability to detect Aussies on site. Was that supposed to be getting BTFO? Hilarious. Lurk a little longer, buddy, before your Guy Fawkes-mask-wearing ass thinks it's part of the site.
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>>49397807
I hope your paranoia comes down after the election then.

Both sides pull "correct the record" bs though, like when conservative media "unskewed the polls" because they were convinced that the evil liberal mainstream media was lying and making it just LOOK like obama would win when really Romney would win in a landslide. But then that's getting into political discussion so I'll leave at that and stop responding. Feel free to imagine me as a paid agent of the big bad conspiracy if it makes you feel better.
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>>49397933

Accusing your opponents of mental illness if they refuse to share a "compromise" with your views is a classic liberal tactic from Rules for Radicals, and you've doubled down on it. Delusional. Paranoid. Literally "stop seeing what I don't want you to see." For the last time, nobody is fooled, nobody thinks you're some unbiased rules autist waddling in to break up the argument because the political aspect offends you. No, you're angry that you're losing, and that the grip of progressivism on the youth of the West is not as ironclad as you were led to believe. Any excuse will do.
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>>49397998
> they were convinced that the evil liberal mainstream media was lying and making it just LOOK like obama would win when really Romney would win in a landslide
Except that was true. Romney would have easily won a legitimate election. Obama just used the IRS to suppress conservative groups and bused in enough illegals to steal it. The actual American people elected Romney.
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>>49397873
Yes yes all anons are the same person and I'm all the other posters that you don't like and part of the big bad conspiracy for pointing out the site rules.
>It's only something that shitlibs trot
Or people who aren't newfags and are aware of the rules about offtopic shitposting, but I don't expect to reason with a dindu nuffin newfag who thinks the rules shouldn't apply to them because making sure everyone on a mongolian tapestry board knows their feels is more important.
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>African setting worldbuilidng
Please keep it up
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>>49397887
Oh I don't usually bother to report but feel free.
>>49390300 was probably the start of the off-topic disscussion since it has /pol/ meme text baiting shit and isn't just an image like >>49389711.

There are plenty of responses to both of those posts that you might consider more liberal off-topic posts.

Remember not to announce any posts you make lest you think it's my evil master plot to get you banned!
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>>49398173
>African setting worldbuilidng
I regret posting it in the first place because it probably caused some of the later shitposting, feel free to do whatever you want with it though, maybe something that isn't just a pile of half assed ideas will come out of it.
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>>49397072
Make me.
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>>49397659
>Meanwhile on Krieg
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>>49398199

George Soros being a bad guy is a fact, he's quite open about how he wants black people to burn down their own neighborhoods and blame white people for it. That image probably did come from /pol/, though.

>>49398213

It was quite interesting, actually. There's a lot of untapped potential for a modern fantasy campaign set in Africa.
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>>49397977
It's not really "mad" to call a containment board a containment board but that seems to upset you a lot so feel free to keep projecting those feels over me daring to insult you holy haven on a japanese sand-garden board :^)

>For what, nigger?
For politics you newfag retard.
Maybe another site like tumblr would be more your speed if you're not quite capable of getting the idea of 4chan and the different topic boards.
Your political views don't go away when you're jacking it to 2d girls or whatever you do but you're expected to leave discussions about them in the appropriate board just as you're supposed to leave your discussions about jacking it to 2d girls out of /diy/ unless you're looking for advice on building some kind of robotic aid and even then the discussion shouldn't be about the 2d girls.

I'm sorry if you're so retarded that you simply can't master the idea of off topic discussions being agaisnt the rules.
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>>49398344

Except somehow unfounded insults against the next POTUS aren't off-topic? How did you become so full of yourself? I understand from your emotes that you're upset, and that's okay, but what you need to understand if you're going to hang out on this website is that /pol/ runs all this shit. There is no containing /pol/, in the same way that even though your heart is where blood is pumped to and from it circulates throughout your body. Except in this case, instead of blood it's memes and your heart has a Hitler mustache. "Take it to /pol/" is a leftist meme, and not a very good one. I hope this helped explain things to you, I know this site is very different from reddit and I can tell you're having a hard time coping.
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>>49398455
at least put some effort into it
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>>49398011
Well what else is there when your opponent accuses you of being people you're not and part of some conspiracy against them?
I mean I could post a screenshot to show no (you) but you could just claim I used photoshop to support "the conspiracy!"

>if they refuse to share a "compromise" with your views
See this is another example of you either imagining that I've said something I haven't or imagining me secretly being someone else whose words you're attributing to me because I have no idea what "views" you think I'm trying to force to you compromise with.

Nothing else I could say or post would matter because you've already convinced yourself that I'm part of the evil force against you and imagine that I'm secretly who knows how many of the anon posters in this thread.

There isn't really any reasonable response to people accusing you of saying and doing things you didn't and being dedicated to believing you're part of some conspiracy no matter what. That's paranoid delusion pure and simple and I honestly hope you've just been baiting me for some desperate (you)s.
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>>49398520

You could try killing yourself. If I was a libcuck I'd strongly consider it. After all, presumably you're a white male, right? Therefore by existing you're asserting your privilege to seize resources needed by those less fortunate. Give your shit to black people and kill yourself, it's the only way to be ideologically consistent.
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>>49392121
They knew a ghurka was on board
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>>49390749
Startling incompetence and a complete and utter disregard for humanity fits perfectly well with the average player.
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>>49398325
>George Soros being a bad guy is a fact
That's not the point, it's the "increasingly nervous" trump meme text that makes it obvious that it's a /pol/ image and makes it bait.
Notice how I compared it to the trump image. If trump had "picking up where hitler left off" or some dumb shit underneath then it would be bait too.
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>>49398455
Do you have some sort of reading disability?
All political discussion is /pol/ shitposting.
>There is no containing /pol/, in the same way that even though your heart is where blood is pumped to and from it circulates throughout your body
LOL in your own words " How did you become so full of yourself? "
Faggots and trannies leak out of their containment board too but that doesn't make them some mighty force of nature.

You're taking this north korean missle board WAY too seriously.

>"Take it to /pol/" is a leftist meme
Nah, it's the just the actual rules of the site that you newfag dindus think you don't have to obey because following your feels is more important.

>I hope this helped explain things to you, I know this site is very different from reddit and I can tell you're having a hard time coping.
Thanks for sharing your personal reddit experiences but you should probably lurk more to learn the rules before posting or maybe just go back since you don't seem to like the rules and board structure of 4chan.
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>>49398547
LOL sure, I'll go ahead and kill myself because a delusional paranoid on a french cuisine board is CERTAIN that I'm secretly a bunch of anonymous liberal conspiracy posters from hours before I came into the thread.

Have fun feeling victorious beating that strawman, truly you are a great warrior on the interweb battlefield working to save the world!
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>>49395150
Paul Rubens?!
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>>49394764
PCa, not BBEGs!
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>>49398866
btfo

although it's sad when even /tg/ is affected by crossboarding shitposters, this place has been one of the very few bastions of (relative) quality in the last half decade
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>>49399257
everyone cares about politics, NOBODY understands it, because its become a Gordian knot of misinformation and hearsay where no source can be trusted, its biased, rumors, stupid, or just manipulated at the very source
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>>49396152
that's because that is literally what he is.
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>>49399257
> this place has been one of the very few bastions of (relative) quality in the last half decade
Not really.
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>>49399257
I'd recommend going to a board that's tiny and no one bothers to shitpost on. Not a board that's fairly popular and becoming so paranoid about what is and isn't quality out of fear of turning into /v/ that it will turn on itself at a drop of the hat.
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