A giant forged for me a sword of duty. I am not sure I can bear the weight

A giant forged me, a sword. Sometimes I cut things.

>>62369809
Oh ohh I remember that thread!

A giant forged me a sword made of doubt. It seems to work fine, but I can't get rid of it.

>>62369809
Oh shit I so remember this meme! Lemme try...

A giant forged for me a sword made out of glue. It never leaves my side.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of regret. Everything I do with it feels wrong.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword. It was too big for my shitty halfling hands to use.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword of teleportation. Now I just feel out of place.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made from ingratitude. It’s gathering dust under my bed.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of buttplugs. In the end, I had it.

>>62369809
I giant forged me a sword made out of arousal. It is quite hard and awkward.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword of shame. I hide it from the world

A giant forged me a sword of returning. I'm the groups archer to this day.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword of lies, Its shine shrouds the brittleness

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of love.
Later I fell in it and it broke my heart.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword of reasoning, it has a good point.

>>62369809
A giants forged me a sword made of loneliness. It is far too heavy for one man to wield.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of playthings. It was quite fun to wield.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of pens. It is mightier than itself.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of mistakes. I asked for a halberd.

A giant forged me a sword made of my teenage fanfiction.
It's quite edgy.

A giant forged a sword made of happyness.
I know it exists, but I can't found it

A giant forged me a sword. I wish he hadn't.

A giant forged me a sword made of love. I want to share it with everyone I meet.

A giant once forged me a sword made out of meme songs, it ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword of clay. It was like pottery

>>62369809
A Giant forged me a sword made of fear, it shattered when I faced my demons.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of revenge.
It does frost damage.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of wit. It always looks like it's sharper than it is.

A giant forged me a sword made of family. Though it's a burden at times, I'm glad I've got it.

A giant forged me a sword made of help. I needed it.

A giant forged for me a sword made of modesty. Anyone could have beaten that army singlehandedly.

A giant forged me a longsword made of old memes, Longsword is Looooooong

>>62370484
I lolled out loud.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword of tragedy. It failed me, in the end.

A giant forged me a sword of truth. I can't handle it.

>>62369809
A Giant forged me a sword of thighs, it was T H I C C

I giant forged me a sword made out of cuckoldry. I never swing it anymore, I usually let a stronger man do it.

A giant forged me a sword of directness, its really rather blunt

>>62369809
A giant made me a sword of iron. It's truly well made, but I feel it could still be better.

>>62370484
A giant forged me sword of The Game I lost it.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made out of a bundle of sticks. It's OP

A giant forged me a sword out of yo momma. It's so fat I need a belt of storm giant strength to carry it.

>>62370531
You motherfucker

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword of faith. Im sure of its quality.

A giant forged me a sword of ambition. It always aims a little high.

A giant forged me a scimitar out of ass. I really like the curve.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword of weed. I'm like dude what?

>>62370568
Really like that one.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of memory.

It grows heavier with age, but also less effective.

A giant forged me a sword made out of you're waifu. It's shit

A giant forged me a sword made of my potential. I have never used it

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of gay. I've never gone into a trap since.

A giant forged me a sword made out of plot twists. That giant was me.

>>62370761
But traps ARE gay though

>>62369865
underrated post

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword of truth. It hurts me when I use it...

A Giant named Frank forged me a sword that shoots swords. It's punishing.

>>62370444
I asked a giant to forge me a sword that glittered, but it was too soft to use since it was made of gold.

A giant forged me a dull sword. That is all.

>>62370729
dammit anon, I came here to laugh

A giant forged me a sword of stars. It really broke the mold.

A giant forged me a sword in the shape of an L. I planted it in her forehead.

a giant forged me a sword made of jealousy. I cannot let go of it, even though it cuts me so

A giant forged me a sword out of OKAY WE GET IT SHREK MEMES HAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY

A giant forged me a sword made out of Tumblr. I can't use it until I get its consent.

>this thread is because of me posting in the other thread
I’m so happy.

A giant forged me a sword made of opera singers. It has an extreme range

HOLY SHIT WHERE ARE ALL THESE FUCKING GIANTS COMING FROM

>>62371128
It's all the same one

A sword forged a giant made of supermen. It exploded.

A giant forged me a sword made out of Freudism. It's so long and hard

>>62371160
He must be pretty busy. Where's he getting all this stuff to forge swords with?
What's with his obsession with swords, anyways? What if I need a candelabra or fork?

>>62371160
The giant forged me a sword out of wind. Now I just breeze through dungeons.

A giant forged me a sword made out of communism. He said it should work better than the regular swords... in theory...

>>62371171
A giant forged a sword made of ubermensch.
It killed God.

>>62371201
He exclusively works in swords. It's up to you to figure out what other applications you can do with the sword he forges.

A giant forged me a sword made of anxiety. I'm not sure I can handle it.

>>62371226
A giant forged me a sword made out of communism. As the one with the sword, I benefit greatly from it.

A giant forged me a sword made out of capitalism. It was the best sword I've ever seen, but too expensive for me, so he sold it to the lich instead

>>62371201
A giant forged me a fork made of steel. It's a sword and it doesn't make forking sense.

>>62371226
A giant forged me a sword made out of communism. It was requisitioned by the state though, along with the giant's forge

>>62371226
A giant forged me a sword made of revolution. It beheaded the tyrant with ease, but then turned against me.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of curiosity. I asked him how does he forge stuff out of abstract concepts and we had a nice, detailed chat about it. He was oddly satisfied, as if I were the first to ask. I didn't ask if I was, though.

A giant fused a sword with his hand and said he had a plan. It involves you.

A giant forged me a sword made out of racism. I'd use it, if it wasn't made by a fucking giant

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of life. As long as I stand, no others shall fall.

>>62371685
lol

A giant forged me a sword of mustard gas. It

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword out of brevity. I thought it too short, but it did the job.

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>>62371006
>shrek invented smash mouth

>>62371238
Ah, another one misquoting Nietzsche.

A giant forged me a sword made out of pretty girls. I can't bear to even look at that abomination... Oh god... All those innocent lives lost... I can still hear the screams... I'm a monster

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword out of anime cat girls. It wasn't real.

A giant forged me a longsword made out of my dick.

>>62371875
That's more of a dagger than anything.

A giant forged me a sword made out of diamonds. I miss 2013...

>>62371875
It'll fuck you up.

A giant forged me a sword out of speed. It cuts to the quick.

A giant forged me a sword made out of haiku. It is pretty neat.

>>62371778
Yeah, God is dead and WE have killed him.
Ubermensch are the dudes who say "that's okay we can live without God".

>>62371946
How do I upvote this

A giant forged me a sword of dreams. It's a bit too big for me and using it is fleeting.

A giant forged me a sword out of limericks cause he was bored. I paid him a dime, and made up a rhyme, and posted it here on this board.

A giant forged me a sword out of loss. Though I do not use it, somehow I always find it in my hands.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of optimism. I'm disappointed every time I use it.

A giant forged me a sword made of cynicism. It's never sharp enough.

A giant forged me a sword made of sarcasm. It's really good.

A sword-forging giant used his sword forge to forge me a sword made of redundancy. I had to let it go.

>>62372202
Giant | Forged Me

A Sword | Of loss

>>62372202
A giant forged me a sword out of Loss, I thrust it above my head in Spring, then raised another to join it in Summer, throughout Autumn I held fast, but in Winter, one fell.

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A giant forged me a wall made out of liberal tears. It keeps getting ten feet higher.

>>62372202
A giant forged me a sword out of loss. Then my wife had a miscarriage.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword. The buyer thought it was real.

>A giant forged me a wall
I think the wall is supposed to keep out giants, not the other way around

>>62372415
THE GIANTS ARE BRINGING FORGES, THEY'RE BRING SWORDS, AND SOME OF THEM, I ASSUME, ARE GOOD GIANTS

A giant forged me a sword out of summer. Its end is always painful.

>>62372350
A giant forged me a sword out of politics. It doesn't get much done but I'm sure it's better than those other swords.

A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what he told me: "A giant forged me a sword. I asked what inspired him to become a blacksmith, and here's what

A merchant sold me a sword of Obliviousness. am i doing this right, guys?

A giant forged me a sword made out of you're mum. I use it all the time

>>62372500
A giant forged me a sword made out of recursion. I don't know what 20 GOTO 10 means though.

A giant forged me a sword made out of innuendo... if you know what I mean

>>62372566
A giant forged me a sword out of your dad. It's been in hundreds of men.

>>62370843
I giant tried to forge me a sword of shooting stars, but it broke the mold.

A giant forged me a sword. Then I put a Super Crown on it...

>>62372683
put the crown on a scimitar please

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>>62369809
Hey giant. This hope-sword thing is great and all, but we don't really do swords anymore. Everyone uses guns now. Nobody I know even knows how to hold a sword. Like if you use a sword these days, you'll just get shot and killed. Could you make it a rifle, or a handgun? Automatic if you can. Because I can use those pretty well. Doesn't need to be the whole firearm, you can just make a receiver if you want.

I'm just saying. Maybe it's time we gave hope an update.

>>62371201
He's a giant autist.

>>62372566
It gets people pregnant?

>>62372566
A giant forged me a sword made out of asshole stores, and it's running out you!

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>>62372057
A giant forged me a sword made out of bait. I use it more than talking these days

A Giant forged blade that could not do wrong, its blade was red and had a single eye.

A giant forged me a sword made of pain. It hits hardest when it appears to not hit at all.

>>62372415
A giant forged me a wall. I fucked his horse to avoid paying him.

A giant forged me a sword of bitterness. I use it to hold the door and slice bacon.

A giant forged me a sword of perfection. I can never reach it, but still I must make the attempt.

>>62371505
Woah, menacing.

A giant forged me a sword of blood. It's an A+ sword.

You guys are gay.

>>62370138
10/10

>>62370469
Good one.

A giant forged me a sword of axe. Now every chop gives me wood.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword out of friendship. It may not be sharp, but nothing can break it.

A giant forged me a sword out of SCP. It looks normal, but when I wield it, it [REDACTED].

>>62371201
A giant forged me a shovel out of desire for change. It inevitably turns back into a sword.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword out of wariness. I'm ever unsure whether to use it.

A giant forged me a sword out of depression. At least that's what he said, it feels completely normal to me.

A giant forged me a sword of spooks, I canot bear its doots

>>62376893
Did he fly into a rage and was subsequently smitten with a hammer?

A giant forged me a sword of rage.
I cannot stop swinging it, no matter how I try

>>62371201

A giant forged me a sword of business, I can't stop finding things to chop it with.

A giant forged me a sword of nostalgia. His work was better in the old days and so was tg

A giant forged me a sword made of my future. I don't like looking at it.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of courage. I didn't know how to use it until I really needed it.

A giant forged me a sword made of myself. The blade never shines.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of spite. He claimed it would only cut those deserving of all the world's suffering. I tested it on his neck, which it severed with ease.

Giant forged me a sword of guilt. I've never felt it anyways.

A giant forged me a sword of giant. Then sword made me another one.

A giant forged me a sword made of nostalgic memories. It hurts to draw it out, but it hurts to sheath it again.

>>62371128
Agiant forged me a sword of giants. It forged me a sword.

A giant forged me a sword out of threads.
It changes its form and content so often, bad forms not seeming to end, good forms quickly disappearing and it seems to have degraded compared to its days of yore

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of laziness.
What a burden...

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>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword.

I gotta admit, it's a pretty good sword.

>>62379121
Most posts here are funny. Except this one.

>>62379254
A giant forged me a sword of complaints. Your post was the main ingredient

>>62373891
Why should the giant be worried, You are the all time best seller

A giant forged me a sword made of truth. I couldn’t handle it.

A giant forged me a sword out of atrition. I cuts better in the longest fights

>>62379376
That's a good one.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of justice.Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But in the end... I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my sword.

>>62371758
Shrek is the only reason anyone remembers that shitty band.

>>62370374
>>62370477
>>62370497
>>62371946
>>62372137
>>62378375
>>62378570
These were all really good, I'd like to have any one of these swords.

A giant forged me a sword of mercy. Using it feels wrong, but the alternative is worse.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of grudges. I still hold it to this day.

A Giant forged me a sword from broken promises. It remains unmet.

>>62370531
fuuuuck

>>62370138
Okay you got me you glorious bastard.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of sand.
It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of light.
But the more I wielded it, the deeper the darkness became.

>>62369809

A giant forged me a sword of futility. In the end, it doesn't even matter.

A giant forged me a sword made of despair. I know that it can always find its way back to me again.

>>62369809
>"I wanna be a giant! I wanna make swords!"

No.

Giants are one of the worst blights inflicted on fantasy in the modern era, right next to anime and video games. It's a series of codified "fuck yous" to the DMs and authorial intent alike. Any stupid shit your player wants to do they justify with "magic" Any unrealistic character shit or stupid weapons (fucking SWORDS) has them whining for magic. They beg for speshul snowflake powers, talking giants, and stupid weapons on the pretense of "magic." And on the flipside, fantasy with actual artistry and historical research put in has them gets shit on as "boring."

I am sick and tired of coddled Millennials expecting that their actions should have no consequences and that they should have a tall fucker there to throw swords at all the good guys and heal their booboos, and being convinced that if they DIE and LOSE THE GAME that they don't have to really really lose because ~its magic~!

I tried introducing my players to this cool historical fantasy campaign I wanted to run last weekend so they could bring their characters this weekend, and they immediately started the usual shit.

>"I want my sword to be made of potential!"
There is no potential. There is only leveling.
>"I want to be a knight!"
There are no knights in Africa.
>"Yeah but there might be!"

It never fucking stops. Now I have to find a whole new group because every shitty ass player nowadays is brainwashed into thinking everything should be like World of Warcraft. Nobody expected to read about a half-demon-half-angel-dual-sword wielding sparkefairy in Lord of the Rings. It should not be acceptable today either.

There is a MASSIVE gulf nowadays between real fantasy and the unrealistic anime tripe being thrown around, and it's getting harder and harder to find people who aren't blinded by concepts and are receptive to intelligently planned and researched settings/plots. They think they're entitled to be superheroes instead of some commoner.

>>62380364
A giant forged me a sword made of pasta. Every strike feels worse than the previous one.

>>62380481
oof

A giant forged me a sword out of dicks
It's strong, hard and powerful, but becomes dull and useless after one cut

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>>62369809
:^)

A giant forged me a sword made of courage, it's handle shakes in my hands, but its blade cuts true, no matter how many times it breaks

A giant forged me a sword made of paranoia.
It’s watching me, isn’t it?

I asked the giant to forge me a sword from a good book. I can't put it down. I still have the book, but where's my trusty old dog?

A giant forged me a spear made out of truth. The pole reaches my foes no matter where they hide, but it's tip can hurt those I didn't intend to

A giant forged me a sword made of responsibility. I refused it.

>>62380854
A giant forged me a sword made of great power, and a matching shield made of great responsibility.

A giant forged me a sword of gendo.
Liar!

A giant forged me a sword made out of 4chan. It's shit, but all the other swords are even worse

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>>62381123
tru

>>62371758
People literally only remember Smash Mouth because of all the Shrek memes.

A giant forged me a sword of fear, I worry that it is the only thing driving me forward

A giant forged me a sword made of opposites. It becomes sharper with each strike but I'm holding it by the blade.

>>62371953
Society killed God with logic and science Ubermench revive the spirit of god by living with morality constructed through a combination of critical thinking, empathy and trial and error. Please read books before talking about them.

A giant forged me a sword made of stars, but when I was able to see it, it had already been destroyed long ago.

>>62370266
A giant forged me a sword made of love, I feel undeserving of it.

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>>62381449
>what is Rat Race
Uncultured swine have only themselves to blame for their lot.

>>62382450
>>what is Rat Race
A misdemeanor in filming.

>>62382603
RAT RACE IS THE GREATES COMEDY EVER MADE YOU ROOT SNUFFLING BULLDOG BABY #GETCULTURED #GETWRECKED #GETPAID

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a giant reforged my sword made of repetition. It's just not as good this time around

A giant forged me a sword made of diamond. It has the finest cut in the land.

A giant forged me a sword of cringe.
Next day, I added it to the compilation.

A giant forged me a sword made of monsters. I feel closer to it with each battle.

A giant forged me a sword made of filenames, but noone could read it.

>>62382857
I think you mean it was to literal.

A giant forged me a sword made of innuendo. It swings both ways.

A giant forged me a sword made of fear. I may not like it, but I need it to survive.

A giant forged me a sword made of loneliness. When everyone left me she was there for me.

A giant forged me a sword made of divinity. It's perfection became its downfall.

A giant forged me a sword made of mortality. Its deformities became its strength

>>62369971
Not "It sticks by me"
baka tbqh famalam

>>62369809
A giant will forge for me a sword made of my past. Without it I would not be able to be the one I am today.

A giant is forging for me a sword made of my present. Everything will be fine, as long as I seize it and never let go.

A giant once forged for me a sword from my present. At the time, I did not know he used up all my future, too.

A giant forged me a sword of madness. I don't know what the fuck to do with this shit.

A giant forged me a sword made of finality.

>>62381029
A giant forged me a spear capable of piercing any shield, and a dwarf forged me a shield that could block any spear.

I tried to use one on the other, but I got sent back to the main menu

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of habit. It keeps me going.

A giant forged me a sword made of trust.
I guarded it closely for the rest of my days.

Amazing thread by the way, this had better get archived

>>62387650
A giant forged me a sword made of trust. I lost it after I declined to pay him.

>>62371758
>shrek invented smash mouth
for all intents and purposes, yes it did

>>62382450
>what is Rat Race
A forgettable remake of something that wasn't that good to begin with, and which I'm kinda surprised anybody remembers because I sure as shit didn't until you just mentioned it?

>>62380201
Fair point. I'll take forgettable dogshit any day over dogshit I wish I could forget but can't.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made out of Chapters.
A lawyer took it from me.

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>>62382450
> Rat Race
> not Mystery Men
Jesus Christ, anon.

>>62370456
Excellent post.

A giant forged me a sword made of bone. I am it.

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>>62385689
Archer vs Lancer on F:SN proved that they "negate" one another

A giant forged me a sword made of love.
The trust and respect I've spent to maintain it was returned to me tenfold.

A giant forged me a sword made of doubt...?
...It's subtle, isn't it?

>>62388072
That makes no sense. Either the shield breaks or it doesn't.

>>62371718
Underrated

A giant forged me a sword of the soul. I sold it to the merchant's guild to clear my debts..

>>62372251
>>62372137
Fucking kek

A giant forged me a sword made of youth. My hands have grown too large to properly grasp the hilt, yet I'm desperately trying not to let it go

>>62370780
For sure. To be honest, they should be saying "A giant forged a sword for me."

>>62378774
Then I laughed, the giant laughed, the sword laughed, we killed the sword, it was a good time

A giant offered to forge me a sword of destiny. I declined, opting instead to manifest it on my own.

>>62388072
But the shield broke and the spear wrecked Archer. How does one man get so wrong?

A giant forged me a sword made of madness, again. He's been making them over and over again and they haven't gotten any better.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword he said was made of truth.
I doubt his word, but I will use any weapon I can to strike at my accursed foes.

A giant forged me a sword made of harsh truth. I didn't asked for it.

>>62369809
A giant once forged me a half assed repair to his sword knowing it'd fucking shatter after a couple swings and her has since stolen hundreds of rupees from me over all the times he's '''repaired''' it.

A giant forged me a sword of loops. With it I went on many great adventures and slayed quite the amount of foes.
One day I felt my age, and decided to settle down. The sword was gone.
After a while, I awoke one day feeling younger than in many years. I decided on the spot to go adventuring again, like I did so long ago. Unarmed, but it would be easy enough to purchase some kind of weapon in the way.

A giant forged me a sword of loops...

A giant forged me a sword of big guys. It's for you.

>>62370498
Good one, but I would have ended it with "it's too unwieldy"

>>62388072
The lance beats the shield, does it not? Archer even comments on gae bolg's strength.

>>62371321
A giant forged me a sword made of anxiety, It still cuts just as deep, but I handle it more skillfully now.

A giant forged me a sword made of dignity. I traded it for wealth, and now I fear I may never recover it.

A giant forged me a sword made of ranch. I only wear it when I be dressing

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword out of dreams. I gave it to my kids once i realized I'd never used it.

A giant forged me a sword of sorrow. The more I use it, the stronger it grows.

A giant forged me a sword made of glory. It is gorgeous and dazzling except for those who have seen its use firsthand.

>>62390239

The unerring spear failed to transfix its target, and the unbreakable shield was pierced.

The whole point of the scene was that when unstoppable meets immovable, the resolution is the force falters and the object buckles.

>>62370877
Underrated

A giant forged me a sword of fear. Now I will always be alone.

A giant forged me a sword of jet fuel. No matter how I tried it couldn't cut steel beams.

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A giant forged a sword out of hatred for me.

It always cuts me when I use it, but it's so satisfying to use.

A giant forged me a sword out of a mirror.
I really see myself using it

A giant forged me a sword made of truths, and told me that it would receive its handle when I could accept its edge.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of nostalgia. Oh how I remember that day...

>>62372943
A giant forged me a gun of tears. I lost it some time ago, when it was raining outside

>>62379776
A giant forged me a sword out of justice. Nothing else, just ice

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of sterility.
It's inconceivable.

A giant forged me a sword made of vengeance. I take great pleasure in using it, but it cuts me just as deep.

A giant forged me a sword made of time. The more I use it, the less of it I have.

>>62394146
A giant forged me a sword made of time. I didn't use it and now it's gone

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of swords.
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works

>>62394738
A giant forged me over a thousand swords, withstanding the pain to create them. Yet those hands will never hold anything. So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works.

Pounded in the butt by my sword that a giant forged out of Chuck Tingle books.

A giant forged me a sword made of x. It did a thing characteristic of both x and a sword.

A giant forged me a sword made of my half-baked schemes. I'm not sure what to do with it.

>>62393458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kloTsio60
Should have forged you a torch

>>62371440
Sorry to steal this one, but

A giant forged me a sword made of curiosity. It killed my cat.

A giant forged me a sword made of bad decisions. I'm still paying for it.

A giant forged me a sword made of a leader's costly decisions. As always, someone else bore the price.

>>62381449
>Childhood is making Shrek memes
>Adulthood is knowing Shrek 2 is better

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>>62371201
Forge, I can!
Strong, I am!

>>62369809
I giant forged me half a swc

>>62396056
>I
Don't phonepost, kids.

>>62396067
What's the problem with phone posting actually?

A giant forged my signature
Now I'm deep in debt

>>62396082
General lower quality of posting, for some reason.

>>62396082
Predictive text/autocorrect

>>62396099
Phone posters are generally R*ddit tourists

>>62396099
No link with phone posting, only with the poster

>>62396113
If I don't make any mistakes due to autocorrect, you can't see I'm phone posting so that's not an actual problem
It's the same as people that makes typo because they're writing too fast
Again, what's the problem with phone posting?

>>62396156
It's not a proscriptive thing that posting from a phone makes you a worse poster, in their eyes.
It's descriptive. People who use smartphones are people who go out and about and have social lives and leave the house and aren't basement-dwellers who only browse 4chan and nothing else. Normies, in other words. If you're using a smartphone to post, it means you're the owner of a smartphone, and that means you're a normie and something to ree over. Inductive logic.

A giant forged me a sword made of answers. I didn't want it, but he's a fucking pedant so shoved it down my throat anyway.

>>62396067
The new Apple product iGiant can forge aesthetically pleasing swords on the go!

>>62396284
Phoneposter here.
I'm just so fucking lazy I can't bring myself to get up from my comfy bed to post. Not a shut-in or NEET or socially maladjusted, just really fucking lazy.

A giant forged me a sword out of sloth. I would've slayed my enemies with it, but their bodies already floated by me in a river.

>>62396284
That's really weird because I use my smartphone to browse 4chan at work and my computer when I'm home

>>62396354
Too bad they are blunt, fragile and priced as if they were made out of solid gold.

>>62396409
>working
You see the point?
If you've got a job, some bastions of 4chan will point at you and screech. I've suspected that the push against mobiles had stemmed from /v/, personally.

A giant forged me a sword made of Nokanium. It maynever break, but it's really out of date so I decided to get a newer blade instead.

It gets as confusing as it sounds. A giant forged me a sword out of order.

I liked this when someone else posted it last time. I wonder how many of these are reposts instead of your own thoughts.

>>62369809
A giant forged me the sword for free.
i'm still paying him for it[\spoiler]

>>62396600
free as in gratis, or free as in freedom?

>>62372632
>but it broke the mold.
swords are not forged by pouring metal into a mould, anon

A giant forged me a sword of disgust. It never leaves me, for whatever reason.

>>62379121
A giant forged me a metasword. It was beyond my expectations.

>>62394960
A giant forged me a torch of blow. It heats things up but also suck.

A giant forged me a sword of Donald trump. It was hUge

A giant forged me a sword of (you). Here is your (you).

A giant forged me a swo/
/rd sharpened with moon/
/light. It is so sha/
/rp you can use it to cut wor/
/rds in two.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword made of mercy. It was so sharp it could sever a men's sins for his soul.

A giant forged me a sword made of love. It seduced men away from their homes to go to war.

A giant forged me a sword out of treasure. I gave him all the friends I found on the way there.

I giant forged me a sword made of void. It sucks.

>>62370531
A giant forged me a sword of sides, i lost it

A giant forged me a sword out of meaning.
I'm still looking for it

>>62398610
A giant forged me a sword of | || || |_. I lost it.

A giant forged me a sword of supagiganigga. Only quads could defeat me.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword out of feels
It's too heavy to carry but I carry it everywhere

>>62370456
what a good fucking post

A giant forged me a sword. I asked if it would bring me safety.
The giant was silent for a long time, and asked me to forgive him, some day.

>>62369809
A giant forget me a sword made of hope. I think I may have forgotten how to use it.

A giant forged me a sword made of justice. A tool not to be used in anger, or for vengeance. Now... now I'm not so sure, and besides, this isn't my sword.

>>62396815
they are when you want to quickly mass produce something of poor quality.
>pour into mould
>cool
>grind an edge
>wrap horse leather around the other end for a hilt
>EVERY OTHER MAN WILL BE ISSUED A RIFLE.
>IF YOU ARE NOT ISSUED A RIFLE, YOU WILL BE ISSUED AMMUNITION.
>WHEN THE MAN IN FRONT OF YOU FALLS, PICK UP YOUR RIFLE.
replace 'rifle' with 'sword'.

>>62400957
>>62379776

>>62369809
A giant forged me a sword of hate.
I'm the only one it ever cuts.

>>62369809
In the end, it didn't even matter.

>>62369809
A giant forged for me a sword made of ideals. Though it shone brightly, it cracked each time I struck at my enemies.

>>62403240
A giant forged for me a sword made of truth. The more I boast of deeds done with it, the duller its blade becomes.

>>62369809
A giant forged me a shortsword of Brevity.

Le oldbag thread xD

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>>62403436

A giant forged for me a sword made of CHEESE. The finest CHEESES you've ever seen!

>>62369809
A giant forged by a sword of hatred.
It shattered when I made a new friend.

Have there been threads like this in the past? This is pretty neat.

I see two camps here.
One of them is swords that embody the traits of the abstract concept in some way, like the OP.
The other one is swords that are powered by the concept, like >>62403360
I prefer the former, personally.

>>62370826
I appreciate this one

>>62403619
>Have there been threads like this in the past?
Plenty. Most were much better.