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>>77782960
does emps like monke?

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>>77782960
Will we get to see any of pic rel back in action?

>>77783913
RIP Thunder Warriors. What happened to that one Thunder Warrior that was supposed to be in the under hive of Terra?

>>77784300
Black Library never elaborated upon it.
The Outcast Dead is honestly my favorite HH story even though the World Eaters (who were UNARMOURED) managed to kill 2 Custodes, which is very dumb.
There was 2 Thunder Warriors, Ghota and Arik Taranis, Taranis being the saner of the pair, after the big fight at the end they managed to grab a Luna Wolf / Son of Horus and dragged him to a Dark Age gene lab in one of the hives on Terra.
Anything else is pure speculation.

Can't wait for Leiliths second appearance, might even get some dialog/spilled spaghetti

>>77784865
She will be pissed, because CupAnon is why she lost her Arm, Sword, and he burnt her hair.

Honestly, she might have become a more dangerous enemy.

On another side note: does CupAnon feel hostile to the Sisters of Silence or is he much like the Emps and Mallyboi immune to the Phiria gene? Perhaps it is due to how 'small' his soul is why he can ignore them or is it the amount of knowledge he has that makes him immune?

>>77785325
Honestly, it'd be neat if Anon wasn't immune to the gene. But because he knows what it is, it has less of an effect on him. Like how a dark room may make someone uneasy, but when they turn on the light it goes away but the feeling still kinda lingers for a bit.

>>77786073
He's been several Sisters of Silence when meeting Eldrad, probably before too when he got his tattoo. Since Chaos affects him I'd say he'd still be affected by the Sisters but since he knows their deal he just ignores it

Mute waifu when?

>>77786313
>Sister gets assigned to Anon's personal retinue.
>The constant feelings of unease and dread are annoying, but he sucks it up for big E
>Starts to notice less female attention from stuck up nobles
>Not even in the "I'm weirded out by this freak of nature standing next to you" kinda way
> The boys have even stopped trying to get Anon laid as of late
>Tfw Anon realizes the Emperor just gave him a wife
>Tfw Anon looks into it and sees a marriage certificate signed by THE GODDAMED EMPEROR HIMSELF
>Anon's face when he realizes her sleeping in the same room might not have been for his protection

I bump, therefore I am.

I am ready, Still live writing for now, but I have been experimenting with google docs, we will see how that goes.

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>>77787159
HE IS HERE! PRAISE THE CUPANON.

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>>77787205
Sooooooo... about that Mechanicus GF?

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>>77787348
Was for>>77787159

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>>77715617

>I spent a day just resting.
>I ordered my staff to refuse anyone unless it was the Lion, Luther or Razit.
>Caught up on some pleasure reading and watched a few vids.
>Really needed a break.
>After my rest day I went to check on the others from the hunt.
>The Lion was already back to leading.
>He was wearing an eye patch as the Techies are still preparing him a new eye.
>Luther and the Custodes were still out.
>The Lion tried to offer the Spear to me but I bid him to return it to his Father when they met.

>>77787387
>Caliban feels different now.
>Like a shadow has been removed.
>The day seems brighter.
>Everyone seems calmer.
>As I walked in my casual robes, I notice many groups speak about our outing.
>Thankfully I don't stand out much and easily pass through with no issue.
>I make my way to a local Lord's wing at the castle.
>I am stopped by some guards.
>They ask who I am and why I am trying to enter this area.
>My Icon gets me in.
>I got to talk to the Lord about expanding Chicken raising.

>>77787600
This is the good stuff

>>77787600
>I didn't think this through.
>Rumors are spreading that I had a secret meeting with several Lords (it was only the one,) for a mystery project (my idea to expand chicken raising, which I was paying for,) and what that might be.
>Can a guy just want more chicken?
>The Lion actually called on me to explain.
>I think he was worried about me networking with his Vassals behind his back.
>I showed him my idea and he was clearly confused.
>Why does no one understand my vision?

>>77787600
based chicken hearder anon

>>77787706
>inb4 Anon finds out people dont know how to season for shit
>mfw he teaches the lion the wonders of KFC and the seven secret spices
>mfw food so good it's instant rivals with Grox Co. Grill and Grup™

>>77787707
>Most of my days are spent readying to leave.
>The Lion is as well.
>He will be heading to join up with the Emperor.
>The 1st Legion will start recruiting and Luther will run Caliban.
>Both Luther and my goldboi are up, but the Custodes is still recovering.
>Olympia is a bit out of the way from here but the journey is mostly through Imperial space.
>Should be a calmer trip.

Damn, I may get pulled away today, family calls. Will keep you all posted.

>>77788083
god bless friend
family over writefaggotry

>>77788054
>Luther
>back in core world
>remember the fallen
Uuuuuhhh

>>77788124
I will still post at least some, it is just for a dinner. Family lives an hour a way. So I can still write some. I also work tomarrow in the evening so can post a little more in the morning.

>>77788195
>chicken theme knight titan when
>dubbed the McKluken

>>77788231
House McDonald's isn't established on Caliban.

>>77788054
>Luther asked me some questions about what we fought.
>I told him it was a type of warp being that was sealed to the planet and the cause of the beast Caliban had been infested with.
>I honestly didn't know much about it, just that it had to be dealt with.
>I gave him a crash course on how the warp functions.
>Having put his mind at ease for now we spent time preparing him to handle Astartes.
>Love the guys but you need to know how to properly talk to them.

>>77788453
>Had to put down another cult.
>Emperor cultists were caught smuggling writings declaring Emps a God and me a Saint.
>With the rumors about me talking to Lords, the cults thought I was worried about about some of the other Lords loyalty.
>The cultists tried to storm a minor Lord's estate.
>The First Legion dropped on them like a hammer.
>The noble family was saved, cultists dealt with, and reparations would be assigned.
>Once we are mid warp, I am gonna have the fleet scoured for Emperor cults.

>>77788741
>After the nastiness, things really settled down.
>I actually had several cult leaders turn themselves in.
>Sure they did so because they thought they had failed me and the Emperor.
>But progress!
>I am trying to be positive.
>The Lion saw me off with a massive feast.
>I wished him well and headed off.

>>77788926
>Several of Caliban's older knights joined up with me.
>I spent a great deal of time sparring with them.
>They really put me through my paces.
>Abby was gonna get redirect to a front once we made our first stop.
>An Army group needed some Astartes to handle a mess.
>The searches for any cults or banned writings is going well.
>Several shrines have been dismantled, texted seized and cultists set a side to be sent to reeducation centers.
>Though I was pissed to find one of my maids was a priestess of one cult.
>The women had literally served my meals and cleaned my messes, yet some how thought I was a saint...
>It was really unnerving.

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>>77789141
>one of my maids was a priestess of one cult.

>>77787348
Anon did hug a Magos before the fight with the Dark Eldar...

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>>77789430
That is hella cute.

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>>77789506

I guess its random side story time.

>be me, anon e. moose, the first of his house
>bored outta my mind on the ship
>start jotting down memories to pass the time
>write down favorite music tracks from video games
>because I am a huge fucking nerd
>also fuck "real" music
>except when it showed up in games I liked
>then it was cool
>ask the fleets remembrancers to send me a list of instruments they have
>get a list that contains a lot of intriguing stuff
>ask if you could have some duplicates to practice with
>spend the next several months learning how to play instruments
>all in an effort to recreate the old music
>success is achieved... after a long time
>they made fun of my strumming and fiddling when I started out
>be sitting in one of the larger halls where most crew pass through one point or another
>months and months of practice led to this point
>start playing a tune that only requires the guitar and me to drum with my foot
>attract a crowd
>excited they ask what I'm playing
>say its ancient 3rd century Terran music
>this drives up its popularity further
>pretty much anything I say is ancient terran is instant hit material
>now I'm pretty much guaranteed to hear the Gerudo Valley tune playat some point of the day

>>77789506
Do you think we should make a new thread, but without 'Prelude' in the title? It's been 2 hours since you got here and we only have 13 posters.

>>77790118
It is fine. I already posted here.

>>77790118
>>77790136
it's gonna be funnier when they see the #13 and ask themselves where #12 went.

>>77790159
I didn't even think if it would be harder to find... sgould I copy and paste everything to a new thread?

>>77790176
my opinion? nah, let the archivers deal with it and just keep on posting until people catch on. but it would be nicer if a propper #12 was made instead of just the prelude.

>>77790176
I think so.

>>77790031
>be me again, anon e. moose
>first (and at this rate of spaghetti, the last) of his house
>got bored with hearing the same tune play over and over again
>handed the notes to a few remembrancers to spread around
>its spreading like wildfire
>fucks sake
>start practicing other songs
>manage to recreate a few of them on the notes
>though some require multiple people to play the instruments at the same time
>one day was given a tech priest produced electric guitar by a guard trooper
>toasteboi was a fan
>guard dude asked for some music that would fit them
>got the perfect idea
>utilizing notes that had just been written I called up a couple of the remembrancers from the fleet
>they show up
>we begin practicing several songs
>make recordings
>send a copy of this new album to the guard boys who asked for some theme music
>go back to trying to recreate music
>a couple days roll by
>head up to the bridge to observe the solar auxilia guard deploy onto a hostile planet to establish a base and take it for the imperium
>some feral bug-mammal hybrid aliens
>that like to burrow into the ground and spread some purple black oily goo everywhere in their territory
>see the captain nod to one of the officers who says something to me
>"I believe you will enjoy this, milord"
>the bridge audio speakers start blasting the terran soundtrack from starcraft
>barely manage to stop myself from bursting out cackling like a lunatic, can't keep the grin off my face though.

>>77790219
When I get back tonight I might just copy it over, we will see.

>>77790305
you'll alwways get the final say, anon.

>>77790031
>>77790275
>when that Halo choir music hits

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>>77789141
>Several shrines have been dismantled, texted seized and cultists set a side to be sent to reeducation centers.
>Though I was pissed to find one of my maids was a priestess of one cult.
They are multiplying.

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hey i finally caught one. nice

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>>77792736
I could swear there was a brief bit of discussion last thread that mentioned anon having no one to truly bond with because he'll outlive them, or they may be/become a traitor or a threat of some sort.

Seeing other cults fall before them, the survivors adapt and become more secretive. The results of the failed raid interest me though.

>I actually had several cult leaders turn themselves in.

This tells us that some of the cults are not as radical as others and considering the good treatment they might receive for turning themselves in, other cults will see this as a way of paying penance for overzealous behavior.

The priestess though, definitely creepy having it THAT close and under your nose. I wonder what she thinks about him considering her proximity. She may have been witness to the events of the recent party. How would that color her perception seeing him fight off several women? What if she was one of them...

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>>77794913
Agreed however, it is concerning how frequently we are seeing them pop up. This is, mind you, before Lorgar was found.

>>77788926
>Sure they did so because they thought they had failed me and the Emperor.
>But progress!
They did feel guilty, for what they saw as their FAILURE. However, I must concur with some cults being more reasonable than others. As to the maid, she would have seen his more humble side... think Sangunius but nerdier.

Also yes we did discuss why he wouldn't enter a relationship in-universe.
1.) Potential to marry outside governments.
2.) Loved ones could be turned against him(like hostages), or betray him.
3.) I must use a quote here 'He who lives forever, must learn to lose forever.'
Meta-speaking CupBro has a bad history with family relationships, and I think we can reasonably agree that it would be a bit... cringe at best to involve that with an unwilling party.

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For the glory of CupAnon, I bump!

I am back. Can someone add this thread to suptg? if not I will copy everything to a new thread.

>>77789141
>We dropped of the cultists at a resupply port.
>They would be sent to centers set up to handle reeducation.
>Before that though I went to speak to my former maid.
>That... wasn't a good idea.
>She had kowtowed before me and begged mercy. To tell her how she had failed me and the Emperor.
>I tried to reason with her and she just fell apart.
>She offered me her body, her life, anything not to be forsaken.
>Nothing I said seemed to phase her and she just broke.
>I was pretty shaken for a few days after she was sent away.

>>77796626
>I withdrew to my study and threw myself into work.
>I started writing a book on the nature of the Warp.
>It helped me ease my mind.
>My seclusion was interrupted on the fifth day of warp travel by maid with a message.
>I was being requested to a meeting of several of my fleets higher ranking staff.
>They didn't know what I was working on and were worried.
>I guess from an outside view my shutting my self away and refusing to speak with others was a concerning.

>>77796738
>The meeting started tense but smoothed out as it went.
>The fact I didn't reveal some new threat like helped.
>My vanishing for a few days really spooked the officers.
>I explained my time away citing my writing a work on the warp. That I would try and keep them posted more on what I was doing.

>>77796738
He'd better ensure Big E and Magnus proof reads it, as well as outing wards on it long term to prevent corruption and it falling into the wring hands.

>>77796738
>>77796803
And also keep track of who has access to the book just in case.

>>77796801
>By our next stop I was feeling better.
>I had gotten a decent amount done on my book.
>We stopped at a Civilized World, I attended several formal functions while the Fleet resupplied.
>I gave speeches on the Imperial Truth, met some school kids and turned down several marriage offers.
>There was a protest against me at one city.
>They had 200ish people with signs calling me a blood thirsty warlord, a power hungry madman, and a womanizer of all things?
>They were ignored but I found it funny.

Take your time CupAnon. I'm making some tea and sitting on my chair covered in blankets. The Comfy™ experience.

>>77796937
Bumb

>>77796883
>I put a pause on my writing for now.
>We were travelling again.
>A Few new regiments joined us at the last stop, so I met the new Officers.
>Our next stop would be a mustering point where they would be dropped off.
>We would also be picking up an host of the 4th Legion that would be joining us on recruiting their Primarch.

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>>77796987
>turn that frown upside down
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>>77796987
lets hope he gets put in charge of making new technology

>>77797050
Bet he trains his sons in his technical expertise and make a whole new model of Astarties power armour that’s up to his specs

>>77796987
>Offering an "open door" policy to the new Regiments was a bad idea.
>One Major Helen Ka'hak has been taking the liberty to visit me several times a day.
>I tried to talk her out of it, as she is starting to be a bother.
>Women just won't take a hint.
>Her commanding officer asked me to humor her until they are dropped off.
>The Colonel is the third daughter of a rather well established Trade House, she was likely order to try and get closer to me.
>I am annoyed, but I don't want to get this any more political.

>>77797069
hope so if he put his expertise to use we could see and entire legion of terminators

>>77797078
Waifu alert! Waifu alert!

>>77797114
Can you imagine what Pert could do if he messed around with a titan. Or if he got himself the specs of the Phalanx and tries to build his own version. Or at least make the STC for it.

>>77797078
>A few stops later we were at an Ocean world.
>Massive ship cities constantly sailed following the migration patterns of local wildlife.
>A few stations were built on reefs close to the surface so proper off-world trade could happen.
>I got to see a massive eel twice as large as a blue whale was dragged onto a city ship and was hacked apart by the crew.
>This was one of the world the crab xenos had been imported to for seafaming in the "shallows" and slaughtered for food.
>Fuckers taste great with butter, and the eel was made into a damn fine sauce.
>Since the crabfolk came to this world their profits had doubled, the PG had formerly been an Imperial skeptic who only joined out of fear. Now he was beyond greatful.
>It was nice to see how I had helped this world by taking the Crabfolk as a xenos protectorate.

>>77797114
>>77797176
Or goe about every ship in the legion having its own mini manufactorum.

>>77797114
The thing is that (admittedly with the start of the Horus Heresy) there were advantages that regular power armor had over terminator armor they didn't see at the time. Anon might have informed the Emperor and the Primarchs about it, so chances are they'll either keep armor equipment proportions as is while stockpiling on terminator armor, or refrain from going full-on terminator armor until they make something better than even Tartaros pattern (minus the resource scarcity).

>>77797183
Thats an.. “odd” way of having them as a protectorate species.

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>>77797203
having an ark mechanicus in every fleet would be cool
>>77797211
Anon could also inform them of mark x power armor and get pert to try to recreate it

>>77797176
>HEY! HEY ROGAL!
>I MADE A BETTER SHIP THAN YOURS!

>>77797183
I'm getting the feeling that relations might get strained at some point with the Interrex. Regardless of why the crab people are receiving the treatment, more people within the Interrex will start noticing more and more of the backlog of xenocides, and they might fear that they'll be next once the Imperium gets strong enough; they might feel safe dealing with the Imperium at the moment, but that may only be because they underestimate just how rapidly they can grow in strength.
Just a theory, but definitely tell me if I'm wrong.[/spoiler[

I will post more before I go to work tomarrow. Need sleep.

>>77797312
Goodnight anon. Get some good rest.

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>>77797312
Sleep tight. Take your time. See ya tomorrow.

>>77797214
They had it coming, in an earlier thread they were attacking human worlds.

>>77797258
The Interrex is mostly left to themselves. Their xenos members are only being spared due to their history with Mankind being positive. Their xenos members are not allowed to leave Interrex space.

>>77797258
>>77797337
>The Interrex is mostly left to themselves. Their xenos members are only being spared due to their history with Mankind being positive. Their xenos members are not allowed to leave Interrex space.
Would there ever be a chance that the Interrex would accept xenos refugees escaping Imperial conquest, or would they be too fearful of retaliation? Of course, hostile species would be kept out.

>>77797255
>HEY ROGAL! ROOOOGAAAAL! HEY, ROUGE-GIRL!

>>77797203
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>>77797255
Considering psykers and how important they are, and how counterintuitive their powers are to normal reality, Pert might take an interest in at least proving ht warp to himself and awakening his psychic potential (probably getting his soul poked until he notices, see the rest of the way and manipulating it he can probably figure out, he’s a smart cookie). He could also use astropaths psychic sight (since they go blind) to give him perfect awareness around him for a long rang.
Then watch him get an eldar bonesinger to teach him wrathbone, see what he can do with that building material.
And if he dose loosen up or embrace his artistic side, making artwork strait from his mind, and hearing how the Eldar us it with them always making their stuff artsy.
Watch him make a psychic amplifier for his astropaths so they could talk all the way to Terra with perfect clarity.

>>77797466
So are you suggesting that there could be an entirely new class of technology just from Perturabo experimenting with psyker powers and (maybe) wraithbone? That actually sounds really interesting. We could see what the Mechanicum's spin on wraithbone would be (if they accept it), which could lead to new ships, weaponry, and even new Astartes and Custodes armor if wraithbone could be infused to further strengthen stuff like ceramite.

It is odd how there are suddenly so many Pert fans, I thought he's the punching bag of /tg/.

>>77798059
People hated perty cause he was a dickhead spoiled child through and through. Now we can see a possible redemption of him BEFORE his assery and general dickishness take over.

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>>77798059
A lot of people relate to pert and see themselves in him

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>>77798113
>tfw pert

>>77798113
Yes, I too am a superhuman who is p great at everything

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>>77798113
this is too real

1 ANONE

1:1 And in this time there was born to a lord a son, who was named Anon
1:2 And unlike his fellows he did not cry or whine or concern himself with trifling thing; but pursued that which would better mankind
1:3 And our God-Emperor, who in that time was not known as Divine as he is now, did visit the world of Anon.
1:4 And all those of noble rank were called to present themselves before the Master of Mankind.
1:5 And Anon, realizing himself to be in the presence of his God, did throw himself to the ground weeping.
1:6 And his people not yet recognizing their Master, did laugh and scorn Anon, saying “You shame us by acting thusly and we shall cast you out because of it”.
1:7 And The Master did say:
1:8 You shame yourselves for This One knows Me as you do not.
1:9 And if you should cast him out I shall take him into My own Family in which all the righteous shall find themselves.
1:10 And he shall bear my cup, that which will never run dry and contains within the salvation of all men
1:11 And you shall obey his Word as if they were Mine own, for he has been blessed with the Truth

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>>77798916

More side story time I guess.

>be anon
>the grandmaster of the supreme spaghetti gentlemen
>was super bored again
>after compiling all the old Earth songs and video game songs I could remember, I found myself with nothing to do again
>started drawing in an empty notebook whenever I run out of things to jot down
>a couple of months just pass by without really noticing thanks to space travel
>can draw fairly okay now
>I think
>I am no fucking remembrancer though
>supposed to be having a meeting on a nearby maiden world with a group of representatives from the craftworld federation
>we found a crashed craftworld, some stranded and isolated survivors and the infinity circuit of the craftworld
>so we're pretty much just handing the people, the collected soulstones and the location of said wreck over
>after asking to trade some knowledge on wraithbone and stabilization methodso of plasma in exchange the representatives withdraw to deliberate
>fucking terra firma this is taking forever
>take notice of a dire avenger standing guard on the other end of the area
>judging by the bulging parts of the chest its a she
>tell the sisters of silence guarding me to hang back for a bit
>walk up to said guard
>no reaction
>"H-hey. You mind if I draw you?“ I stammer out
>thanks spaghetti
>She slightly tilts her head my way
>"So is it okay?" I ask again
>"Do as you wish, lorekeeper. I am merely surprised by such a request." comes a slightly reverberating sing song voice
>sounds like a birds song
>clearly female despite being taller than me
>and I ain't no manlet
>"It's just a hobby of mine to pass the time." I say and sit down on a nearby chair, facing her
>"Uh, would you mind taking off your helmet? I w-would like to focus on your f-face. If thats alright." I stutter again
>primarch of the virgins legion, right here. Fucking damnit.
>a moment of silence and what seems like a faint sigh later, she pulls off her helmet

>>77798916
amen
moar maid of battle verses

>>77798995
>wow she's actually pretty cute
>perfect complexion, smooth skin, short red-brown hair wrapped in a pony tail that accentuates her short pointy ears
>she looks at me with an expression that might speak a mixture of frustration and disgust
>"S-sorry. I will start now. This won't take long."
>I focus entirely on sketching out the shape of her head, and start carefully putting in her features
>"I don't expect much from a human, lorekeeper" I hear her say
>well yeah I ain't no remembrancer
>a good while passes as she just stands there at guard
>staring off into the empty distance
>manage to finishit just as the representatives start returning
>nod and thank the avenger lady
>she hums with the faintest expression of annoyance and pops her helmet back on
>the meeting is concluded and they accept to share some information
>didn't get quite as much as I had hoped, damn.
>but thats eldar for you, I guess.
>as both parties start separating and the federation representatives leave first
>notice I left the sketch book on a chair on the other end of the room
>go nab it
>we get back to our ship
>back in my room, after finishing the usual tasks, open up the sketchbook
>notice the page before the next blank one was torn off
>ah damn, guess that avenger must have seen the drawing and hated it.
>I ain't no remembrancer after all
>still, I thought I did okay
>sigh, fucking eldar. Every single one of em is a critic.

>somewhere on a craftworld
>at a communal mess hall
>"So you're saying a mon'keigh drew this?" comes one voice
>"And by the one known as the Lorekeeper no less?" comes another
>"The paper it is on is rough and primitive and the stroke work is truly crude." speaks a third one
>"Still, it does look very much like you Silinnra, that is why it is so very curious." speaks the first one again
>Silinnra simply smiled at the mon'keigh made picture
>she would have it preserved, it would make for a fine story to tell for centuries to come.

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>>77799152
making some spaghetti in honour of anon

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>>77782960
lump

>>77800039
>idk if anyone wants me to keep going with the story of anons brother, but I continued it in the last thread just as it died if you want a recap (or if thats a pain to go and find in the archive I can repost it again here)

>>77800172
That would be most appreciated

>>77800172
Bump

>>77800182
the continuing or the re-posting of the story here?

>>77800198
The continuing please

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>>77800204
sure

>crunching through the snow with my steed by my side I made it back to the town near my castle before the sun had set.
>there was a strange look on the faces of the men and women who I passed as they gawked at the beast I had draped over the saddle
>A group of the elderly men from the town approached me, wearing their best approximation of armour and holding spears (one of which was a pitchfork with two prongs broken off)
>"we're 'ere to serve as the levies m'lord, and we've a war tithe for the efforts to 'elp the young master s'well"
>I thank them for the gold, and tell them it will go to my father, but that it might not come to war.
>or at least I hope it wont.
>" 'ope is a dangerous thing m'lord"
>I tell them to sit tight and wait for work from the lord anyway, but not to pack to leave just yet
>heading into the castle the uneasy air can be felt from the drawbridge
>one of my younger sisters is walking the walls and greets me on my way in
>here eyes boggle at the size of the beast I have, but somehow she remains focused enough to tell me that brother has been returned
>She pauses and stays quiet for a moment, until I stop unsaddling my steed and unloading the prize of my hunt and look at her
>"They're going to take him for good this time, that's what he told dad"
>I try to look surprised, but I have never been a liar and she doesn't buy into it for even a minute
>"how did you know"
>"I met someone in the woods. he told me... Things" I try to explain without going into it too much
>I can see in her face, that she is bursting with curiosity to ask more, but has had the good-sense drilled into her by mother not to pester menfolk
>"I will tell you more, later. Perhaps over supper. I have meat here, as you can see" and I gesture to the white beast
>"and a strange craving for fresh bread and dripping"
>as finish speaking and watch her curious face to look up
>as I follow her eyes I see father leering at me from a high window parapet within the keep

>>77798916
2 Anone

2:1 The Master then bid Anon back to Holy Terra, that he should be announced as Pincernis Præerat Sanctus
2:2 And that he should meet His sons, the Primarchs, of whom three had been found.
2:3 And the Great Enemy, in the guise of schemers and seducers, did ply Anon with many sweet things
2:4 But Anon, whose appetite could only be wet by dutiful service, rebuked them. And said
2:5 I bear the chalice of God, the things of the galaxy are but frivolities
2:6 Being enraged, as the Enemy always is when those ensconced within true faith defy them, did whisper into the ears of the craven
2:7 “Slay this man who would not yield to us; for if you do we shall offer all we have as reward“.
2:8 And thus they did Conspire to kill Anon as he was in the care of a physician, whom they would bribe to slit his throat.
2:9 But the Custodes, wrought by The God Emperor to stand against the dark, did look into the hearts of the traitors and saw them coiled with sin.
2:10 And struck down those who sought to slay Anon.
2:11 And Anon, when he heard of this, did demand that he should strike down the conspirators with his own hand. For these men had turned their backs on Mankind
2:12 But when confronted with how pathetic and filthy these vermin were; Anon deemed them beneath the honour of being personally slain by one of his station.
2:13 And they were consigned to the void, screaming and lamenting until the vacuum took them.

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>>77800438
>to say that father is merely in a foul mood is to understate and undersell his venom
>He was LIVID that youngest son had worked a role of such incredible importance under his nose, and without his involvement
>what was more, it didn't involve our family at all.
>despite all the scrutiny and perceived power that would come with such a position, he had no terms to assist our house
>he made it clear that he had no power in this position, and that a 'cupbearer' wasn't someone who could, or would ever direct armies weapons or dictate trade terms
>even I was skeptical at that claim, but he seemed earnest and exasperated that father expected help from him
>father probably would have beaten him himself were it not for the giant golden warrior who stood behind him always.
>I tried to present father with the pelt of the beast once brother had left the room with his golden guardian, but father had little patience.
>he took the gold wartithe, and ordered message to me sent to stand the levies down for now
>then he threw the pelt onto the fire in a rage and shouted me to leave his sight
>As I left I had one final look at that bitter old fool, and watched my prized white fur blacken and burn.
>I felt hot behind my eyes, and pain in my throat as I stifled any weakness.
>I felt such anger and hurt I nearly hurled the meat into the moat
>but I stopped myself, I didn't want to be like him
>I took it to the kitchens, and asked that they prepare it by searing it and to bring a serving to both me and my sister
>I made sure to tell them to sear it, then bake it.
>to serve the first course with bread and drippings, then place the meat between bread and bring them to us swiftly so as not to let the bread go soggy
>The cooks seemed a little surprised at the simplicity of the meal, but made no arguments
>perhaps I still had red in my face from my earlier rage
>or maybe they were merely happy to have a simple meal to prepare instead

>>77797552
That just tech, with the way his brain works (the science and knoladge part so far as I’v herd) he’d be trying to find patterns and consistency within the warp, equations and laws that tells him why it functions. He could just casually stare as the fluctuations in the warp around him, not even that deep. Anon would obviously warn that without mental preparation he could easily harm his sanity, though maybe his promarch intellect and soul might stop what would effect most mortals until he figured out how not to be effected.
From just his casual observation he might figure out a whole chunk of the nature of the warp on his own, which would be a step to figuring out how demons work once he sees some minor ones and then extrapolates to bigger ones.
Imagine Pert with psyker powers, throwing lighting, telekinesis, teleportation, astropath sight to see every in the surrounding kilometres, understanding technology in an atomic level. If he figurs out transmutation and use telekinesis, he could turn a bunch if scrap metal into a hight quality tool in seconds without even touching it. Whst happens when he find out luck could be messed with.
And once he sees wards he could probably come up with better ones, or how to integrate them into mundane things to keep warp predators away. Or if he sees a few examples of corruption, understand what it is and how to physically defend against it, maybe even how you could cleans someone of it. The later especially after he sees Big E’s aura.
He could do something Dorn literally can’t, fortify against the warp.

And you say who new class of tech from just poking around with psyker powers, there Necron tech now for him to play with once Anon finds samples.
Combine blackstone with his warp research and he might figure out the Cadian pylon tech without even seeing them yet.

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>>77800623
>I knock on sisters door and wait as i hear whispered voices
>all three sisters are in there
>little ones on the bed, and elder sister opening the door for me
>If I had known I would have asked for them to send more food up
>apparently they do this wherever dad is mad, just hide up in eldest sisters room where father wont come without good cause
>I tell them I know something about how fathers moods can get, but a pang of pain at loosing my white fur stings at me
>"come in, I want to know more about your trip"
>I've never been much of an orator, but I try to imitate the bards by pausing and describing things as best I can
>they seem to love it, and the little ones start guessing at what I'll say next whenever i take a pause, trying to get me to continue the story faster
>I get the the part with the stranger in the woods and the go all quiet
>I try to gloss over the things he said by mostly just telling them 'he spoke in riddles"
>they prod and poke and ask "what riddles"
>since I am garbage at making shit up I tell them a little of what I can remember
>how things change and to come out on top we have to embrace what is coming through these starpeople
>then I tell them about how he told me to find the beast
>I tell about the white beast and they squeal when I tell them of its roar and charge
>I try to tone down the gore, but explain that it fell on my blade and died
>then I tell of the cabin and more
>by now their little eyes sparkle, transfixed on my tale
>I notice a serving maid listening, just as transfixed as my young sisters in at the door with bread and dripping

>>77800669
>>77797552
it would be most fascinating to see, also it might explain which part of Emps gave to Pertarabo. Tenacity, not in a fighting sense but as in trying new methods if one fails. A scientist who constantly experiments to understand how somethings work.

'The best time to make an observation... is when something is falling apart.'

Basically, what the two of you are saying is he might become an alchemist/scientist. blending two different arts so they cover each other's weaknesses. Though that does raise the question, could Blackstone and Wraithbone have their strengths while covering for the weakness of the other (without destroying each other)? Maybe they are the same coin... but just different sides. The union of the two would be fascinating to see... and open a whole new possibility of the universe.

Perhaps at the very least make a synthetic to the materials used in the construction of a Blackstone fortress.

>>77800904
What happens if he figures out magic. It is another part of the warp.
And what if Anon tells him about how the warp used to be actually calm, Pert could try and make a “noise canceler” for a local aria the warp. Might make it actually pleasant for psykers to be in.

>>77798916
>The priestess prostrated herself before me, sobbing, wracked with grief.
>She keeps going on about how she had failed me and the emperor.
>I remember this being exactly how badly the last time I confronted a cult went.
>"If you'll stop crying and listen, I want to make some clarifications to your book."
>She fearfully raised her gaze, not to meet mine, but she's at least looking at my boots now instead of at the floor.
>I guess it'll have to do, since I don't have many other options.
>"So, technically, yes, you are correct around some of the starting bits - but it would be more accurate, uh, here 1:5? I didn't "Throw myself to the ground weeping" quite so much as I pretended to need to use the bathroom and ran like a coward."
>Ahh, that did it. Her head snapped up to look me straight in the eye, though it was just a moment before she settled on my boots again.
>"Mercy Lord Anon." She choked on her own words, still being wracked with the grief of her worship being held against her.
>"You're getting it now. So, uh, 1:6, that's happening too early, I wasn't disowned until after the Emperor decided I was coming with him -, and actually it was because Dad had me in an arranged marriage that I never knew about, so my absconding to hop around the galaxy caused all kinds of complications."
>She continued to grovel. I needed to make her listen properly.
>"Wait, hold on, I know I have some velum and ink around here somewhere, do you want to take notes?"
>She sniffled and sobbed, still holding a prostate position.
>"You are allowed to talk to me, you know? I'm still proofreading this. Probably more to fix in the first chapter, but 2:7? It wasn't the great enemy who wanted my throat slit, actually, using the phrase "great enemy" is fine, we still have to explain that whole problem to people, but in this case I am absolutely sure the bastard wanted my throat slit was not a cultist, are you going to stand up and wrote this down or do I need to do it myself?"

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sorry for the break I was eating noodles.

>>77800785
>"Is... is the beast from your story the one in the larder?" she sputters out
>"Yeah" I answer
>"but the pelt is gone now" I say, twisting a knife of loss in my own gut
>"I've brought bread and drippings m'lord" she says, and stops herself as she looks down and the congealed lard and lukewarm bread on her plate
>listening for a while were you?
>she blushes red and looks down before stammering out apologies and I nod asking he to go and get fresh hot bread and drippings
>she nods and insists that she is really very sorry
>I turn back to my sisters who apparently stopped listening after the serving maid confirmed by accident that I wasn't just telling a story, but had actually lived the tale, and slain the beast
>stars in their eyes it takes a moment for them to say anything.
>after I had sat back down the youngest asks "so the riddle man from the stars was real too?
>I nod
>"and you really nearly died?"
>she being the littlest hadn't seen much death, so it still shook her badly and she teared up and said
>"don't die, I don't want you to die"
>I try to change the mood by chuckling and saying "i'm a hard man to kill" but the joke falls flat and there are several moment of award silence.
>I spend the rest of the night trying to weave as much nonsense into my story as i can, including fables long past and urban legends until I get them giggling again
>I pause my story telling only to share in the bread, dripping and meat sandwiches which arrive, true to the maids word, piping hot

>in the morning fathers mood is no lighter, and brother is to leave, for good tonight.
last chance for reader input, comments and stuff before we move into the end of the story.
feedback and stuff plz.

>>77801447
It decent, will be funny so see what he think of Anon renaming the world as part kf his boon, and even why he got a boon in the first place

>>77801309
more pls

>>77801447
>in the morning fathers mood is no lighter, and brother is to leave, for good tonight.

Did Anon have a Sleepover with Legos? The bed never stood a chance

>>77782960
Since Big E is a human and not some heavily-augmented freak like a SM, this image always had me wondering how much of that suit is his actual leg, and how much is FUTURE stilt

>>77802416
Be use biomancy of som kind of warp/psychic shenanigans to make himself that big, he was born a box standard human back in the bronze age.

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bumpo

I hope Pert makes Calliphone her own power armour as a gift for when shes planetary Governor.
Could base it on Anon’s since it was made by the emperor himself and of such immense quality.

>>77786679
This is comedy gold.

Has anyone moved this to Suptg?

>>77803412
Yup. Go look.

>>77803412
duh

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>>77804744
by the emperor, this is glorious.

>>77786679
Turns out the sister of silence just wants cuddles more than sex

Sorry I slept through my alarm, no update gotta head to work.

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>>77806043
Dang was hoping for some story time before i went to bed, oh well.
Hope you have a good day CupAnon, looking forward to more greentext in the future.

>>77805516
>her whole life she was treated as a freak and didn't know why
>One day the emperor came and told her she was souless, a phiria he called her
>that was why her father shunned her
>why her mother never truly loved her
>why she never had friends
>She becomes a sister of silence
>Get's assigned to be a guard for some rando cupbearer of big E
>She know he'll be disgusted by her, she's used to it
>But he's not disgusted by her mere presence
and she's NOT used to that
>He's not her best friend all of a sudden, but he doesn't recoil at her touch
>She realizes she can touch him
>Of course reasons that the Emperor knew this and set them up for a reason
>She never stood a chance against Anon

Guess its more side story time.

>be me, anon
>the high lord of cringe
>the music from my previous life I compiled with the help of some remembrancers is going over fairly well it seems
>particularly the folks on terra love them, to no ones real surprise
>malcador even sent a missive asking me to identify "the old masters" music that he had managed to scrounge up
>that took a bit, as I never committed the composers to memory
>whatever, travel to a new conflict zone and new pockets of humanity continues
>during a warp jump the gellar field flickered
>nearly shat my pants when the lights in my room went out
>I think I actually did shit my pants when I realized a few spectral daemons managed to slip through
>saw their glowing shades dart in the darkness of my quarters
>the bloated 4 clearly don't like me to send these spooky fucks after me
>managed to get my power sword
>killed two of the things without much trouble
>guess they're weak without the undisturbed connection to the warp
>the last few bolted
>so I ran after em
>to psyche myself up and avoid freezing up in fear, started singing the only appropriate song I could remember at this point
>in english, of course
>managed to save a few servants from being shanked or possessed by these things too
>as the last one dissipated with a hollow shriek from the power field of my sword the custodes and sisters of silence finally linked up with me
>I was still humming the tune I remembered
>apparently there were way more apparitions elsewhere that had done their damnest to impede my guards arrival
>a few days later, pass by one servant girl I had saved from the spooking of her life
>"Ah eent afreed of no ghouss" she says to me with a pale imitation of english and a bow
>now the servants call me a "Ghouss bustars"
>I have no heart to correct them.

>>77806043
Fair.

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>>77807032
">" now the servants call me a "Ghouss bustars"
All my words, top kek writing.

>be anon
>fighting orks on a planet that could be a paradise world
>were it not for orks, of course
>because these shits are fucking everywhere
>have ordered special purification corps to come cleanse the planet bit by bit
>latest tech sifted through the STC archives recovered from the Interrex provided a means of filtration
>gets rid of ork spores real fucking good you see
>takes a few years, but if these shrooms keep getting put down, their corpses burned and the spores eliminated, chances of ork resurgence will be all but removed
>a throne damned miracle honestly
>anyway, we set up a forward base in a swamp on the south western portion of the planet
>not bad far as swampy bayous go.
>this was one of the safer places
>one night I was off on patrol with a squad
>an excuse to just walk around really
>notice ork tracks
>follow them
>catch up to ork kommandos trying to sneak up on our base
>decide to ambush the ambushers
>plop my helmet on and activate the loudspeakers in it
>quietly get behind the kommandos
>take a deep breath, and yell
>"WHAT ARE YE DOING IN MY SWAMP"
>shocks the squig out of the orks
>start slaughtering em
>they try to run
>give chase yelling "DON'T RUN, ITS ALL OGRE FOR YOU"
>some escape
>hear a report the orks don't want to go back to the swamp anytime soon
>apparently they gave me a nickname, "Da Shrekka" for how I shred and wrecked their kommandos.

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>Be me daemon of the Lore Keeper.
>Turned my gaze to a new reality with a new lore keeper. (an Aelderi, as strange as it seems...)
>returned at a horrible time... He, the Lion, Luther, and a Custodies were just looking at a mirror...
>It apparently was an entrance to a prison of the 'Oroboras'
>could feel the panic from the Keeper.
>OH_BY_THE_KEEPER.PNG
>Had to help make a seemingly random note for the Keeper of Lore to take note of whilst in the battle, that there was no battle damage...
>mfw it actually worked... when he he awoke, the entity for communed with him for a bit. Keeper was somehow weakened by what the being said.
>Knowledge_not_for_I.jpg
>It died, his companions had received battle damage that wasn't their before.
>Loin said 'It is done...'
>Do not know what would happen to me if he would die... Honestly, it is horrifying to imagine.
>The Lion recovered quickly and went back to leading... with an eye patch for a time.
>somehow the warp around the planet seems... Calmer, it's surprisingly nice.
>Saw him raise an idea from seemingly nowhere, he then talked to a lord.
>It was simple... but brilliant.
Shit have to check on that other keeper, last I saw him, he was being thrown into a dungeon.

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>>77804783
here is more anon

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>>77808199
Perfection.

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>>77802245
>Literally two days later.
>"... there wasn't any grand double meaning to my presence on Calisico IX, we were just there for a resupply, and the damage to the local whorehouse was the result of the Sunny Dogs and the locals having a brawl. So I feel like the entirety of sections 17:22-17:45, this sermon about the perils of infidelity? I appreciate the sentiment, but it has nothing to do with what actually happened."
>Reluctantly, she drew another red X through her copy of the text. "Lord Anon, I, actually, thought that was a moving and unifying message."
>It had taken nearly an hour of cajoling just to get her to sit across the table from me instead of kneeling on the floor, and then all of yesterday to break her habit of referring to the passages as "scripture".
>All this time I had been using my best tactic to make a woman disinterested in me-
>I was being myself.
>"Oh, it's well written, and I generally endorse the kind of sentiment behind it, but if you want to write relationship philosophy we have indexes for that stuff - you intend this to be historical? Factual?"
>"The Imperial Truth, yes."
>I mentally winced - though at least it wasn't in the hands of Lorgar.
>Shifting in my chair I regained whatever fleeting lapse of composure the phrase had elicited from me.
>"Then it's important to separate the events from the philosophy. The Emperor isn't some abstract concept - he's a Man, a Father, he's my literal boss. Seriously, I have a weekly stipend, there's paperwork - so much paperwork... Ughhhh! Getting off topic, where were we?"
>The former priestess poked the nub side of her stylus at the book. "Seventeen forty-five, the infidelity serm- uh, passage. It's, actually, somewhat unimportant but, you've been very..."
>I could hear the gears turn as she scrambled for a euphamisim to insert in this conversation.
>"... very forthcoming" the word used with a weighted breath "with details of the events, but, there are some things I'd like to know?"

>>77811647
With Cupbearer giving speeches on the Imperial Truth >>77796883 I can see this method of direct teaching having some semblance of canonicality.

Cupbearer needs to start giving lectures to the forces and menials under his command. Make it part of his thing, he's supposed to be a keeper of lore afterall, need to educate the masses a little more directly. The small sample size of his immediate crew should be easy to start with.

>>77800438
Happy to see more Cupbrother side story. I've been wanting to give proper feedback but I need to collect my thoughts and reread some stuff you posted.

>>77811647
>Ahh, the sound of progress being made.
>For literally six hours yesterday I had just been correcting things as I read through her little holy book, always letting the less polished truth press over top of her religion's gilded sermons, ever ready to downplay my own accomplishments, ready to reiterate the Humanity of big E, offering praise when things were aligned with reality, and all this time I had been hoping, that eventually, she would push back or question literally anything.
>After all, standing up to your own gods is the first step towards understanding humanity's correct place in the universe.
>"Sorry, have I been talking too much?" I laid on a measure of false humility. "Ask away."
>"Well, I mean, I, So" she stammered, "last night, after we parted, and I was escorted back to my cell, I read this entire book, all the way up to the purging of the great enemy from Arcoratia III-"
>Wait, that was only a few weeks before we arrived on this planet, how had the message spread so fast?
>she leafed cautiously through her book "-and, you've told me, you can't be specific about, many, things, because it is "classified", correct?"
>"Yes, I'm afraid there are secrets we still have to keep, until the great crusade is complete."
>"Right, so - are your, uh, personal, relationships, also classified?"
>Dejectedly, I got up from the table, and saw myself out of the meeting room.
>Does anyone just, not care about my sex life?

>>77812150
>"Right, so- are your, uh, personal, relationships, aslo classified?"
kek, I kinda feel bad for Anon at this point
dude can't go 5 seconds without some thot trying to get at his powersword

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>>77811826
I'm going to write out the rest of the story tonight, but I live for feedback as I am a DM at heart and like to tailor the experience to my players and feel a little lost when writing as opposed to interacting with players.

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I'm doing my part - Bump.

where's cupanon?

>>77784500
Seethe,
WE are the fiercest in the galaxy

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>>77806597
This is wholesome...

>>77798995
>>77799152
This story is just cute.

This might offend everybody... but I hate doing these bumps...
how bout we do a few short stories that could be from anyone's perspective in the story.

brap

>>77819926
>how bout we do a few short stories that could be from anyone's perspective in the story.
god bless
how about a rando cultist on Terrathat got away?

>>77820062
maybe develop more of the mechanicum side of the equasion

What do you guys think Razit looks like? Don´t think it was really mentioned when he was introduced; been a while so not sure. Always thought he´d be a mix of Solid Snake and Gordon Freeman with a little on the older side.

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>>77821042
i imagine him being like pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGo41443iI

>>77821042
>Is named Razit.
>Pulls pranks on his superior officers.
>Has fucked multiple noble women.
>Had a lover spat with the owner of a giant amusement park that resulted in an armada being delayed.
He definitely has a ravaging mustache.

>>77822586
we know about the jewish chicken ritual

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>Be a Tech-Priest
>Working aboard the Ally of justice
>Working of the Cupbearers Armor
>The work the Omnissiah made to protect his cupbearer, is a work of art...
>This holiest task to maintaining his armor is laborsome.
>But... It is a task I take with fever and immense respect.
>I know I will not see it again for another month.
>It is sad... however my fellow priest also need to see the workmanship of the Omnissiah.
>A few of my priest say the cupbearer is another part of the sacred machine god
>For if the Omnissiah is both the processing unit, metal skeleton, and armored shell of the machine god...
>Than the Cupbearer is the Memory unit and the repository of knowledge undocumented.
>it doesn't help that I partly believe this, and can see it.
>... His aid in finding the STC's of the past is something that I could never ignore, or wish to forget.
>The blessed machine has granted us boons for our faith...

>>77789141
Now thinking of it
How big is the Imperial cult and the cult of saint Anon on Anon's homeworld ?

>>77823732
I honestly do not know...

I think it is probably small because his brother is there, and I do not think anyone would want their brother to be worshiped.

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is cup done writing for now?

>>77825146
yes. and you will wait until he posts again or until a new thread is made like a good obese fa/tg/uy.

>Be Drukkari assigned to monitor the Lore Keeper
>Stalking him like usual
>Avoiding the annoying golden mon'keighs while hiding in the CupBearer's closet
>masterofstealth.png
>Why does he keep sperging out and denying all contact with the opposite sex?
>Curious.
>I note down that he may be attracted to the opposite sex
>Steal another weird round orange fruit
>Months pass
>I have changed my hiding spot from behind the closet to under his bed
>Iamstealth.gif
>They still haven't found me
>Start to think that these Mon'Keighs are a lot more stupid than we initially thought
>Decide to dress up as a maid
>Still don't get found
>Mfw I become the best maid in the entire mon'keigh empire
>I am the Master of Stealth

>>77825426
kek

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>>77825426
tfw no bdsm possibly trap elf maid gf
why even live man

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>>77782960

>>77825426
topkek

>>77825891
SLANEESH BEGONE FROM THIS BOARD

>>77821042
I believe he was described with short gray hair. I imagine a well fit man in his 50s or older, given the juvenant treatments.

They gray is probably more to do with combat stress than age though.

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>>77826655
Make me mortal

>>77828086
you asked for it
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>>77828221
WTF is that ^^^^

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>>77828400
>>77828221
That's what I wanna know

>>77828455
a fuckup on my part, i'm taking that L

>>77822708
That brings an iterresting point
How would Anon react and deal with a version of his cult springing up among the mechanicus
He can't simply send the techpriests to reeducation or interfere on their cult thanks to the treaty of olympus

>>77829154
he'd probably do something similar to the Emperor and ignore it, cause hey it's out of his hands.
though that might be seen as giving favor to the Mechanicum which might not sit well with the imperial cult.
Who knows, we might see a lot of new tech priest adepts or possibly a hastening of the Martian Civil War as they try to decide whether Anon should be accepted into Omnissiah cannon

I just worked a close and open back to back. I am too tired to write. Feel free to ask questions before I pass out.

cupanon is ded?

>>77830103
I can confirm, I have not yet died. In this timeline.

>>77830090
how do you feel seeing people write what if scenarios of your fanfiction

>>77830182
Get comfy CupAnon. I am rooting for you

>>77830282
I really like it. More form me to read.

>>77830372
Thanks.

>>77830090
What are your plans for the Primarchs?

>>77830567
That would be telling.

>>77830755
how long has anon been with the imperium at this point? like 10 to 20 years?

is the 2 day World Presentation story canon? I'd love to write some followups to it. But it wasn't written by you so not sure how accepted it is by you or the fandom

>>77830913
What?

>>77830896
About a decade.

>>77830090
Could we maybe get some mechanicus interatcions...

Maybe CupAnon trying to prevent the civil war?

Also, how would CupAnon (in-universe) react to finding out he has a daemon?

>>77830090
How does the Mechanicus see Anon?
How would Anon(and THE Emperor) react to the Mech boys coming up with their version of the "Saint Anon" cult ?
And How the Brother inducted into the Anonites view the imperial cultists dedicated to saint Anon ?

there was a anon post where the Cupbearer does a 2 day presentation of the galaxy to the primarchs and Emp, explaining all the xenos races and where they are.

>>77831116
Anon's interactions with the Mech are rather limited beyond his fleet attachments. But I do plan to have him interact more later.

>>>77831137
Freak the fuck out. Then tell Emps.

>>77831168
As a key agent of Emps. Some are really thankful to him as they know he lead Emps to finding the Interrex and getting the STC archives. They also respect that he knows things, as having knowledge is huge in the Cult. If they had an "Anon Cult" he would be worried. The Anonites would view them as any other Cult, against the Imperial Truth.

>>77831339
Oh that, I thought it was funny and interesting, but would be a horrible idea in practice. For one gathering all the Imperium's higher ranks in one place is begging for a Chaos ambush. Second lots of what Anon knows is delicate and dangerous, if it got out things could get out of hand fast.

>>77831442
this makes a ton of sense

>>77830090
What did you think of this guys idea that Pert could be awakened psychically?

Will Calliphone get her own suit of power armour made by Pert?

>>77831603
is calliphone on anon waifu list?
will pert be chris redfield?
hope you rest soon anon

>>77830090
>>77831603
If for any Emperor's damn reason Calliphone takes a liking for Anon, how hard would Pert siege Anons virginity ? and how long Anon would endure before the Olympian cutie gets him?
How would Razid and the boy react with an autistic Primarch joining they side ?

>>77830090
Has Angron and the Warhounds goten Lotara Sarrin?

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>>77831800
see >>77831679
>"Anon continue the olympian bloodline"
>"no way fag"
this is how blueberries rot

>>77831442
Good points, but would it not also be a practice to hold smaller briefings for a fleet/segmentum's leadership?
It would also allow Anon to cover up his own involvment, as he would then be conveying not his own meta-knowledge but HIS perfect knowledge.

>>77831800
I think Pert has way way to much respect for Calliphone to join. Plus shed disagree with that treatment considering how women are treated on Olympia and shes too smart and competent for that. But I bet she’ll really like it that she gets to be the PG.

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>>77819926
I like that idea, i may just make some sort of remembrancer.

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Will Anon get's the chance to walk in the cockpit of titan during a walk ?

>>77811826
Extended interaction with would-be Imperial Cultists might be the ticket, try to talk down those who can be reached. Try to get them into Cup's shoes.

>>Look, have you ever had someone important in your life who you looked up to? A parent, a mentor? Someone who taught you about the world, how to live a just and honorable life, to be a pillar. How would they react if you made a religion out of them, worshipping them while ignoring what they tried to tell you, or insisting that their advice was a one-size-fits-all commandment for all situations?

To take the bit about the 'perils about infidelity' as an example, the important part is not that Cup or Big E thinks it's bad, full stop. The important part is understanding why is it's bad, the breaking of trust and faithfulness, THAT'S the message. Likewise prohibitions against eating animal X; it's not sacred, it's just a disease magnet unless properly done.

Religion is one of those culture lodestones, carrying a number of time-tested rules for living a good life and advice for avoiding folly, freighted together with misunderstandings, misinterpretations, and misapplication. Some people need life's rules drilled into them that way, with a hardy helping of 'You're going to get your ass kicked in the afterlife if you act like a fuckhead in this life".

Were I Cup, I'd not be happy about, but embracing some level of religiosity might be the way to get the Truth conveyed. Many people need something to believe in; give them something tangible. Ride hard against dogmatism seeping in, make clear that piety of the teacher or the schoolhouse obscures the lesson. The most blessed citizen of the Emperor is one who reflects upon what they have been taught, and does their level best to raise themselves and their brother up. The most damned is the one who believes they have all the answers, and would make a sacrifice of others.

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>>77833652
So its a Desmond situation. your arguments make sense make his image shift to more of philosopher than a saint. there would definitively some complications but still better than the alternative.

>thought about wrecks
>disordered healthcare
>save vitamins and rest

>>77833781
I had to google what this is... wasn't disappointed.

>>77833781
I never did get around to playing past AC 2.75, need to do that...

>>77833781
There's going to be fundamentalist hardliners, that's unavoidable, no matter how you try to root them out. Which also leads into a new Inquisition and its own self-perpetuating problems. Create a moderate theology where people can safely park their faith, starve the zealots of normies they can fear into line.

People coming out of rehab often find God, or least a very condensed version of Him, because they need some firm order and structure to rebuild their lives. Non-addicts as well, it just seems more pronounced in people trying to get clean and stay on the straight and narrow.

Give commandments to live by for those that need them, general guidelines for good behavior, codifications of the Golden Rule and similar. Undercut the dogmatic Space Bible-thumpers with the frank acknowledgement that finding yourself in a conflict between 2 or more Laws is a natural part of being human. To recognize the contradiction, and to struggle to find the best solution, imperfect though it may be, THIS is how the Emperor tests you.

Lace in plenty of escape hatches for the secular, and hamstrings for a state religion, dressed up in pious language. The Emperor is not the Answer, merely the Path. Anywhere a man stands and ponders the Truth, that is His church.

>>77834874
wouldn't that aproach also leave then more vulnerable to chaos tricks ?

>>77835132
That's kind of chaos' whole M.O.
They make you worship them without you realizing that you're worshiping them
it's why Chaos as a whole is so insidious.

>>77834874
Also AC isn't really good after the Ezio trilogy, 3 is just boring and needed a dlc to make it even playable, black flag was fine if kinda mediocre, after that it just turned into "That Ubisoft Open-World Game" tm. you know the one, lots of map objectives to pad out game time lack luster story if any to speak of, massive work for marginal stat increases. It's Far Cry but with a HINT of AC.

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>>77806597
Pic related, CupAnon confesses he has ponytail moe.

>>77835132
Perhaps, but letting the Imperial cult go full batshit 'everything is heresy' state religion doesn't seem like a reliable bulwark either. You're just creating something monolithic that, once corrupted, knows no bounds.

What I'm trying to outline is a decentralized system that acknowledges the desire for order in our faith, and channels it, dampening the worst impulses while encouraging the positive.

Excess, either of vice or virtue, seems to be a prime conduit for the Ruinous Powers. Maybe you get more Chaos trickery this way, but like a dam's spillway it doesn't build up to catastrophic proportions.

bump

>>77831925
Ultramar, Terra, Krieg
Perturabo a primarch visited these and all other planets the imperium of man had to offer and yet he found only one man worthy of Calliphone
>"you want my sister? you can have her, i left everything you need together at my place, now you just have to FUCK her!"

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>>77836751
>these words received this into Olympia, promising dreams greater than he ever dared to imagine
>this is the man known as the Emperors CupBearer
come aboard and bring along all your terran sperm
together we will become family once you marry her
ANON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlU76wEc33k

>>77836912
condoms left behind, they will only slow us down, your cock will be your guide, raise the shaft and ease her dooown.
that LEGENDARY child that the end of nine months reveal is only legendary till you two make it reaaaaaal

this is a christian 40k thread take your debauchery elsewhere

>>77837301
blow me, faggot
YOU CANT ESCAPE THE GLORY THAT IS 40K FLAVORED CHRISPOSTING

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>>77837236
through it all through all the intercourse through all the pleasure through calli's thighs
know that i will be there to stand by you
JUST SO I KNOW YOU CUM INSIDE

>>77837430
>So come aboard and bring alooong all your terran speeeerm.
Together we will become famoly once you marry heeeeeeeer.

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>>77837893
there's always room for more
if you wanna try for twins
>ANON
ANON
>ANON
JUST FUCK CALLIIII
>ANON

>>77838376
made by fulgrim circa around 30K at the behest of the sunny dogs to quote "just fuck with anon" unquote only one recording of this exist and it is held by the cupbearer himself at all times tho allegedly the chief of the sunny dogs has a copy but that has never been proved or disproved

Getting off this topic...

So what will CupAnon encounter during this trip. Cause we know that he will come into the conflict with Dark Eldar soon... and with by extension, Lelith Hesperax. Yes, I know that she will lose against a Custodies but when he is at his peak and in good health. So how will he fare without his aid in confronting her?

>>77839588
>Yes, I know that she will lose against a Custodies but when he is at his peak and in good health. So how will he fare without his aid in confronting her?
didn't anon have two golden jannies stationed to him?
besides, big E definately wouldn't let him go at it without at least half a dozen of these hot on his heels

>>77839588
I bet pert might get involved somehow, or something he gave Anon will help.
If Lelitch running Pert I absolutely bet shes going to swear something in eldar about the superhumans Anon is surrounded by. Pert would probably take what wreckage remained and study dark Eldar tech. It would be extremely luckly to fund any medical lab in it.
In the case if confronting her without Legios, he at least knows how to use his power sword, so he wont immediately suck in a melee against her. Plus, now that do dose now he can use his Volkite gun, thats got to be good agaist flesh, and whyches don’t seem to wear armour. He might set her hair in fire again.

>>77839773
yea cup is going to get butchered the moment Lelith sees him
Unless big E "enhanced" him

>>77839908
I doubt it. I think he’s going to have to fortify a position again.
We will have to see. Maybe Lethith banters a little too and Anon gets more info on the stature of Camoragh.

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>>77840082
Doubt it... She is a fighter, not a talker (Especially in regards to politics), also she will have a major vendetta against him. Remember how she 'rewarded' the one Drukari noble who gave her a good challenger? She fucking killed him, so... no she will not be gentle.

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>>77839588
maybe CupAnon will be going on a litte fieldtrip to commorragh this time?

fuck it, i'm doing my own techpriest side story
>be me
>random techpriest on mars
>hear about the fact the emprah has a new cupbearer
>neat.cog
>hears that he his doing some kind of tactical game with minis
>idea.noosphere
>what if we did the same but for the public as to make money?
>of course only the grunts and public knowlege units will be available
>pitch the idea to the fabricator general
>fabgen approves
>money.grofit

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>>77840865

>>77840286
Yeah. But at least getting her hair will be a worthwhile little victory.

bump

>>77839588
Obviously her best chances are to get him when he is without his armour/panic button and far away from Imperial forces as possible. There have been several times where Cupanon was out and about without all his guards so he might have figured Leilith wouldn´t risk anymore. Just sounds like it´ll bite him in the ass sooner than later.

Could you imagine the spaghetti if she manages to grab him and go AWOL to shake of their pursueers in a small shuttle. Two dorks alone for months and no radio around

>>77843847
>Two dorks alone for months and no radio around
>one of them is a master of torture
>the other one is a level 40 spaghettimancer
>I like where this is going

>>77843959
bow chiki bow

>>77843847
>>77843959
>>77844263
Will she at least buy him dinner first?

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>>77844509
I think anon will be cooking up spaghetti and reggeti.
>Anon finally gets to final base.
>With a woman no less.
>Before he can seal the deal a boarding torpedo hits
>Now he has to deal with everyone knowing he has a thing for knifears.
>And one prisoner of war with no concept of personal boundaries.

>>77844739
How the fuck would Anon seduce her? I was picturing Leilith putting Anon through his paces.

>>77844830
Both of them are in a ship with less than stellar gellar fields. Shenanigens occur. Anon is the brains and she is the muscle. The Eldar Sex Drive will handle the rest

>>77844903
>Anon about to seal the deal with a sexy goth space elf.
>His guards burst in just before the point of no return.

>>77845501
>Guards think Anon is suffering from a mix of stockholm syndrome and ptsd from his near rape experience
>Anon doesn't deny it cause he don't want to be seen a ls a dirty xenophile
>Emps, mal, and big red can all read his mind
>Mal is disgusted
>Magnus questions everything he knows
>Big E pats Anon's back

Question, how would Leilith look in a maid outfit?

>>77846186
Perturabo gets psychic powers and reads his mind.
>"ANON YOUR METHODS ARE INEFFICIENT I WILL BUILD YOU SOME FRICTION RESISTANT BOOTS TO IMPROVE MAXIMUM THRUST! WOULD YOU PREFER GOLD OR LEATHER STRAPS?"

>>77846598
And Lo we come full circle

>>77846598
>"ANON, DO NOT BE TEMPTED BY THAT XENOS WITCH. XENOS ARE TEMPORARY, THE GLORY OF OLYMPIA IS ETERNAL."
"Pert I'm not gonna fuck your sister"
>"YOU WILL, I HAVE PREPARED A GETAWAY HOME FOR YOU TWO BY A BEAUTIFUL LAKE ON OLYMPIA"
"Seriously man, you need to chill."

>>77846186
We all know why The Emperor made the backdoor webway in his palace.

tts confirmed it.

>>77847703
>ANON, I SWEAR TO OLIMPIA I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE BEFORE THE TALL MILF DRUKARRI GETS TOU, I KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS IN THERE ANON BUT DON'T WORRY YOU'LL BE IN MY SISTER'S ARMS SOON ENOUGH UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
"no, no, pert, no!"

>be siege of terra
>surrounded by traitors and daemons
>even with dorn's fortifications there is no hope
>have i failed?
>we're meeting to discus strategy
>clerk bursts in to the meating room with a voxcaster
my lords a message from perturabo
>he made it, holy shit pert made it
>even Dorn looks pleased
but
>the clerk gulps
he wants something
>oh no
what
>asks big E
>the clerk just plays the message
I WILL SAVE THE IMPERIUM AND ANON YOU WILL FUCK MY SISTER
>Dorn looks over
Anon
>i start shaking my head
NO YOU CANT MAKE ME DO IT
>Dorn turns his head to the clerk
Please inform my brother that we accept his offer and I will personally prepare the room for the nuptials

>>77848191
YEEEEEEESSSS

cupanon needs to make pert like chis now
OR
THERE
WILL
BE
BLOOD

>>77844903
Shoddy gellar fields. Reality is warped. Edgy space goblin experiences intense emotions from lewd hand-holding.

>>77848712
At least she isn't asking him to rub her ears...

...And also this was the shit I wanted to avoid.

>>77848191
>>77848180
>>77847703
Can someone get me a rundown about Pert sister? I dont really know much about her besides that Pert kills her during a purge

>>77849041
Calliphone was probably the only member of Perturabo's adoptive family whom he didn't despise at first. that was until she called him out for being a lil' bitch with a martyr complex the size of Olympia.

>>77849280
And even after he killed he from the rage the (not completely wrong) comment, he regretted it instantly, realising he became the monster Dammekos wanted him to be.

>>77814440
Alright, sorry for not getting back to you quicker, I tend to manage my time poorly and easily get distracted.

Starting from the beginning, I see some of those corrections you made suggested by myself, another anon and Cupbro; but I was a little confused, does 6th son mean he is the 6th child, or that there are 5 other sons? Regardless, your focus on the two eldest brothers, CupBrother and Smarmy is good as there is two clashing personalities under the soon to be late father. Cupanon also confirmed Smarmy's dislike of Cupbearer and his sudden popularity, this will be an excellent element to play against Cupbrother's positive change in attitude later down the road.

The exposition I see is great, like with the peasants, but I have some qualms about their state in the scene where they are ready for levee as it was a little jarring to see them not so well equipped. You earlier described there wealth and living standards improved so I had to wonder if some of the wealthier peasants would have blackpowder rifles. Don't forget that one of the things invented by cupbearer was smokeless powder, as this is an "early Modernish world" and I believe Cupanon gave a better idea of what comparative age they were at.
So with a resource like that, allowing for better firearm capabilities, it stands to reasons older weaponry would be more common or cheaper to purchase. Instead of simple or shoddy spears, maybe the less wealthy peasants still have the option of a sword to back up their already decent spear they may use for hunting. Though having one singular dipstick with a busted pitchfork would act as a tension breaker to the more somber/stoic tone of this story.

>>77850367
For pacing, I would suggest using the years after Anon leaving as Arcs. I am very curious to see the actual uplifting itself with the introduction of vehicles and weaponry to make this world ready for self defense or recruitment. On top of that, seeing the results of Anon's training, exposure and work finding it's way back home gives Cupbrother the chance to experience his own galactic growth as he begins to see the vast universe closing in on him. Albeit on a smaller scale than Cupbearer. A similar Tarellian attack on the planet could be interesting, with no Eldar involved, seeing as Cupbearer wouldn't be there and would gain them nothing. Maybe like a spiteful attempt at revenge after failing to take revenge in the failed raid.

When the Imperial Cults start to reveal themselves or become more noticeable, would be another point of conflict I can see Smarmy trying to use to his advantage. Imagine him threatening the family estate with his antics and manipulation, and could easily lead to corruption. Would the Dark Gods make an attack on Cupbearer though his family? Wouldn't rule it out.

I'll leave this for now so you aren't left hanging, but I need to finish rereading what you put down before. Right on Writefriend.

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>>77787159
Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Haven't been on /tg/ much, but I've listened to your story on Neckbeardia's Youtube a few times through so far. Please keep having fun with it!

>>77787600
That last episode was incredible. It really tested CupAnon's resolve and proved that the Sister of Silence's seal wasn't enough to ward his mind completely.
>>77787707
The Timeline is saved. With the potential to fry chicken, the setting is no longer grimdark.

>>77787706
>Does no one understand my vision?
Love the comic relief.
>>77787934
'He who lives forever, must learn to lose forever.'
Meta-speaking CupBro has a bad history with family relationships, and I think we can reasonably agree that it would be a bit... cringe at best to involve that with an unwilling party.
Based, sauce? This is dee

>>77801309
I don't like fanfics, even of other fanfics. Still, you're following CupAnon's setting and tone properly. Please continue.

>>77851278
it is from the last thread, it's a comment from me when we're discussing why wouldn't CupAnon enter a relationship.

>>77797183
Hay anon if the elder comes back would think about messing with them with threads from here like coldsholder or happy ending

Bump

is cupanon finished?

>>77853937
with this thread I mean

Bump

Should Anon ever be less sleepy and post, this is for him.

Perhaps there will come a day when this thread slides to page 10. But it will not be this day.

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>>77856668
best character when?

>>77856702
That makes me think, how is Anon gonna get Lorgar to not see the Emperor as a god?

>>77856702
Toss him into the sun

>>77856976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq-6aj9sNvo
>>77856998
yes

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>>77857960

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>>77859555
KEK

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>>77859555
based is an understatement

>>77859555
Next OP pic!

>>77859555
I agree... but much like cup, the larger implementations are unconformable.

>>77856702
he's dead I think? O r maybe it's if the Emperor watched TTS, i keep mixing these two

>be anon
>supreme cringemaster of the astra spaghettiarum
>recently visited Olympia & Perturabo let me meet his "sister"
>Calliphone is still somewhat manipulative but has a streak of genuine honesty to her
>also god damn she hot
>But fuck, the SPAGHETTI
>Can't get a single coherent sentence out
>I played my guitar for her
>It looked like she liked it
>the stuff they drink there is kinda heavy though as when I woke up my hips and head hurt like hell
>And my lips were hella swollen
>had to leave but everything was fine for a few weeks
>then we ran into Perts fleet
>he had diverted off his course but it's okay, his help here speeds up my process and lets me establish supply routes for him
>and calliphone was with him
>Pert decreed another feast
>"Greetings again, Lord Anon. I am thankful you provide such guidance to my brother." says Calliphone, curtsying
>"Y-you too" I manage
>Feast went pretty well though
>Well there was that one thing Perturabo said
>I awkwardly laughed it off
>Once again woke up way later super sore
>and god damn my lips are swollen again
>I think a nearly a year ran by before I run into Pert and Calli again
>Man she gets more voluptuous and hotter every time I see her
>There's just this weird nagging feeling in the back of my head though
>Perturabo sure is happy to see me though
>Calliphone has that motherly smile on her face and blushes, curtsying in greeting as usual
>"Greetings Lord Anon, it is great fortune that we meet." she says
>"Y-You too Calliphone, y-y-you've gotten much more beautiful the last time I saw you." I manage to stammer again
>She blushes harder and replies "Oh, my Anon, you sure know how to please a lady with your mouth"
>Pert just laughs loud and nearly turns my spine into powder with what constitutes a pat on the back for him
>He said something about "I know you'll not disappoint me this time either anon, you're a sure shot"
>Calliphone just cups her cheeks and is red like a tomato from embarrasment
>wake up sore again