i like the idea of people surrounding the conflict to become enamored with the clown and dawn make up and join the fray against the players

>>79831083
What is this thing, and why are we talking about it right now?

>>79831083
i'd use him as some kind of monsterous pit beast used as a mount by noel edmonds

>>79831083
>once-loathed
I've never seen that thing before and I already loath it.

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>>79831083
>>79831083
MR.Blobby has a domain you know.
it was a short lived amusement park that failed to make its money back.
its still there but abandoned

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>>79831229
CoC adventure.
>PCs are British Police in present day setting
>PCs get a call from a concerned citizen about yet another illegal rave at the sight of the old Crinkley Bottom amusement park.
>Department policy is to look the other way unless things really get out of hand, but his time the caller said the music stopped abruptly and they heard what sounded like screams of terror.
>Arrive at Crinkley Bottom, find the site of the old Dunblobbin section of the park.
>There is evidence of recent human activity. A laptop and speakers are set up for an illegal rave. Whiskey bottles and drug paraphernalia openly displayed. Signs of a struggle. The laptop screen is shattered, whiskey bottles scattered everywhere as are what look like dimebags of black tar heroin.
>No one is there, the place is eerily silent.
>Suddenly you realize your radios aren't working. The signal from dispatch sounds distant, distorted like it's coming in too slowly.
>Just then, a figure appears. At first it looks like a guy in a Mr Blobby costume. Just about the time you notice the suit is spattered with blood, it opens its mouth revealing two rows of jagged, razor-sharp fangs and rushes you screaming "BLOBBY! BLOBBY! BLOBBY! BLOBBY!"

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>>79831488
TFW you don't carry a gun because you're a Britbong.

>>79834195
> Tfw you have to defeat Mr Blobby with butter knives and acid

>>79831167
A fake kids mascot made to be too disturbing for kids. Being british however, the kids actually fucking loved it and he went from ironic joke to unironic pop culture icon

>>79834252
>tfw your knoife loicence expired last week and you're still waiting for the replacement to arrive in the post

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>>79831167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIfpzV5zLII

>JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>>79836587
>Yes ClAUdIA

>>79831488
Oh no, no fangs. He charges, tackles, hugs and ENGULFS, like a howling bespotted shoggoth. Once it has gained sufficient mass, it divides like an amoeba, making two bloblings equal in size to the original. Perhaps some remnant of the victim remains, explaining the occasional Mrs Blobbys and Baby Blobbys, but that is too terrible a thought to comtemplate.

>>79831488
>>79836719
This is the kind of cursed shit that I'm here for.

>>79831083
Jesus fucking Christ, I thought I'd never have to see that again. I don't know if I should drink until I black out or try and avoid sleeping.

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Reminder that this was a christmas #1
https://youtu.be/rNkgDJpcuwU

>>79837199
Both?

>>79831147
Blobby's power is the bewitch a segment of his audience. 99% believe they're enjoying Blobby "ironically" but some take the fandom much farther. As Blobby's influence grows, his appearances take on the character of a bachannalia. People go missing.

Casual fans are undisturbed by the violence, and decry blobby's detractors as laughable wingnuts. People who claim their loved ones disappeared are mocked as Qanon tier wackjobs.

>>79831147
>>79838242
That is perfect a significant portion of the people who view a mr. Blobby attack find it funny even if it is he's absorbing people or eating them alive. They claim to find his Antics funny in an "ironic" way even as he's severely injuring and killing people in front of them.

Have the player characters be immune to his effects for some reason.

I'm just imagining a laughing parent telling their child "let mr. Blobby give you a hug" after just finished devouring said child's best friend.

>>79839981
If you can get past security, and the throngs of fans, you can easily get to Mr. Blobby and tear him to pieces. Even with your bare hands. He appears to be an empty rubber suit. You'll be reviled by his fans and made a laughingstock in viral videos. Probably fired from your job and subjected to random attacks on the street. What kind of asshole hates Mr. Blobby?

A new Mr. Blobby always replaces him.

Perhaps you can find where they make Mr. Blobby

>>79840038
I wonder what Noel Edmunds place in all this was- creator, unwitting pawn or willing collaborator? He'd be an obvious person to go to for answers

>>79843164
He merely gave it a form and shape through the mascot. "Mr. Blobby" is something old and very powerful that's always been here. Just waiting for the right mold to slip into so it could give us all a hug. One big choking suffocating hug for all eternity. No death, no life. Just forever as a part of Mr. Blobby.

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So ends a legend.

>>79831083
>See thread title and picture
>Expect fun
>Notice OPs text
>See how anons see Mr Blobby
He's so hilarious though.

>>79843806
He really fucking isn't, holy fuck.

https://youtu.be/pPrcr5Mj4y0?t=15

the screaming
that's not edited, that's just what it does
that's how it sounds

>>79831083
Mr Blobby is a shoggoth pretending to be a man and I will not be persuaded otherwise.

>>79831083
I always imagined Mr blobby as a kind of collosal flesh mound, the icon of devotion for a deranged cult, created by Blobby's representative on earth, Noel Edmonds.

I'd say blobby would look like a mix between a sarlac pit and those insanely obese people.

Mr Blobby has to be the most terrifying thing the British have ever come up with.

>>79844264
he was a joke that went too far

>>79836587
Leaving aside how I may feel about the particulars of the performance, the physical skill of the actor in the suit is something to behold.

i genuinely have no idea how anyone can find Mr. blobby truly frightening. he's just some little gremlin making weird noises.

>stat me thread
>grade school mascot that Brits are horrified of for some reason
>Let's see if /tg/ does indeed still Get Shit Done.
Can't believe this shit worked lmao.

>>79844989
>he's just some little gremlin making weird noises.
He's well over 6ft.

Those ice cream vans and fairground rides with the badly painted renditions of Mickley Mouse etc of Mr Bobby are horrific. There's one near me that gave me nightmares as a kid, it felt like Mr Blobby's eviler twin.

>>79845036
>grade school mascot
kind of? he's an intentional parody of one designed to be very weird, off putting and annoying.

>>79845095
but you get my point right? he's just stupidly funny instead of actually horrifying, yet people seem to act as if he's some sort of hellspawn.

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>>79845036
>grade school mascot
I think you are missing what makes Mr Blobby simultaneously so irritating and horrifying.

Imagine a character who is designed as a parody of Children's television mascots. One who is intentionally designed be as terrifying and stupid-looking as possible and sent in to act like a complete dick to prank celebrities. Then imagine that the rightsholders of said parody character decide that he is ACTUALLY popular with children and he starts showing up fucking EVERYWHERE including unscripted public appearances where he acts like a huge dick to members of the general public.

That's why Brits went from liking Mr Blobby as a wacky ironic joke to absolutely hating him all within a year and a half.

>>79845412
It had it's own theme park

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crinkley_Bottom

>>79845378
It's the other half of the joke.

>>79845378
>he's just stupidly funny instead of actually horrifying
[citation_fucking_needed]

>>79845514
See
>>79831488

Crinkley Bottom is still there. It's abandoned now. This whole thing is like a creepypasta come to life.

>>79845580
>It's
>singular

No. There were three of them.

>>79845590
Are all three abandoned?

>>79846096
Yes. I think one was shut down when a kid died there, or I'm remembering it wrong.

>>79846981
>A theme park dedicated to this horrifying character was shut down after a KID DIED

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST this Mr Blobby-shaped rabbit hole just keeps going.

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>>79847610
Its not far from me. I may have to visit one day

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>>79847964

>>79831083
Did anyone else go to Blobby Land?

>>79848058
Well that's what I get for posting before reading the thread.

>>79847964
Tie a length of string to somewhere outside the area of effect before going in.

Carry a magnet.

>>79831167
A mascot that was made up as a prank for a British TV show to troll some celebs, with a falsified history and to basically wreak havoc. He was deliberately designed to be as unpleasant and unlikable as possible, but ended up famous.

>>79848034
Not gonna lie, abandoned theme parks reclaimed by nature are comfy as fuck.

>>79849083
Why a magnet?

>>79844737
Honestly one of my favorite physical comedy performances in years.

>>79850032
They use magnetism to navigate. It makes them aware of you so you don't startle them but also means they won't want to get too close to you as it makes them blind(?) if you can call it that.

>>79850091
They?

>>79845378
>stupidly funny
Anon I was not laughing when I first saw this thing. I was morbidly curious and then I was just flat out horrified.

It's an awful abomination and the British are awful people for allowing it to get as far as it did.

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>>79850227
The Blobbies you see "in the wild" as it were are really more like organs of a singlar, central organism. There's a large mass at the center (?) of each Blobbyland. The interior is a non-Euclidean space so I can't say for certain weather or not it truly HAS a center, but that might be the best way to think about it.

The mass is this constantly undulating and shifting mass of yellow-splotched pink flesh. Blobbies are constantly budding off the main mass then being re-absorbed once they have completed their tasks. Don't worry they aren't a hive mind. Each Blobby is given whatever information is needed to complete its task, then when it returns to the mass, that information is re-absorbed along with the body.

If one of them spots you, however you MUST either terminate it before it returns to the mass or get the hell out of there.

>>79847610
Noel Edmonds had a real body count for a British celeb. They did the "LOL bungee cord broke" gag on a member of the public and killed them on his previous show.

my favorite threads introduce me to new aspects of the world I didn't even know about
(and if I had been born in my ancestral homeland I would have been right there in this mess)
bless this thread

>>79846981
So you're saying they're LITERALLY cursed?

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>>79836587
>>79844154

You know what really gets me as a yank watching these clips?

Mr Blobby's voice.

Listen closely, really closely. I'm telling you he sounds EXACTLY LIKE the RAPE ORCS FROM TAIMANIN ASAGI.

Great, now I will never unhear that.

>>79847964
This looks like a goddamn SCP. It's like the house has tumours.

>>79850718
At least one is. Maybe. I could be thinking of the bungee jump accident.

>>79850227
Demolition elves. The place is lousy with them.

>>79851188
Demolition Elf sightings are almost always fleeting and singular. What's weird is how Demolition Elves are drawn to the Blobbylands on an almost continual basis. Is it just the sheer number of people absorbed by the Blobbies or is it something else? Some kind of symbiosis perhaps?

>>79851351
They witness the ruination of things.

>>79843709
>it shed it's skin

>>79843709
It's now assumed human form, be wary.

>>79847964
>>79848034
Where's that creepypasta video of Blobbyland?

https://youtu.be/BSx47zAZkCc

>>79855962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDEcCGlFAeU

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>>79846981
>>79847610
I don't think anyone officially died at a park (though yes, a bungee jump stunt did kill someone on one of Noel Edmunds shows), but one of the parks was only open for 13 weeks and cost the local council millions. Its frankly unbelievable.
https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/blobbygate-story-morecambes-crinkley-bottom-19669180

Also note: at least one of these parks had a wildlife preserve, so you could also be attacked by poorly treated elephants and even in 2009 there were apparently "tigers mincing around"
https://www.28dayslater.co.uk/threads/the-grail-of-all-explorations-crinkly-bottom.39411/

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>>79857464
https://www.mrblobbycollection.com/themeparks

>>79857440
The more I learn, the more cursed this shit becomes.

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>>79857566
And you haven't even listened to 1993's platinum selling Christmas #1!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNkgDJpcuwU

>An MTV critic said that Blobby "tried to kill music... with what might be the worst song of all time";[3] the track is often named as such.[4][5] Rupert Hawksley of The Telegraph ranked it as the worst Christmas number one in history, arguing that Blobby "set the bar so low with this bizarre single, it's hard to imagine that it could ever be usurped".[6] Daily Record writer Euan McColm named it the third-worst Top 10 single of all time.[7] It placed first in an HMV public poll of the worst-ever festive songs,[8] and second in a VH1 viewer survey of the worst number one singles of all time.[9] The track also came sixth in a Channel 4 poll of the 100 worst pop songs in history.[10]

Or maybe the album would be more your speed? Something to really get into, focus, let the melodies swirl around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm8Epcq1aRU

>>79857770
Pain. Endless pain. I want to pierce my own eardrums so I can never hear again.

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>>79857550
>Crinkley Bottom
Why the fuck are anglos like this?

>>79857770
Is it just me or was there something just kind of wrong about that whole movie, like reality just wasn't quite right

>>79860294
Do it coward.

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>>79831083
Wait a minute, I’VE SEEN ONE OF THESE FUCKING THINGS BEFORE. It’s a lictor from Kult!

>>79860294
Holy shit anon pull yourself together. You're better than this

>>79860294
Huh, I got curious and checked, and there seems to be no r34 of this at all
My faith in humanity is somewhat restored

>>79845378
You've been enchanted by a memetic hazard

This thread is a 110% cursed jesus fuck

>>79862335
What did you expect from Blobby?

>>79850527
what the fuck

>>79855761
And it was then elected Prime Minister.

My mother loves Mr Blobby. She thinks he's cute.

I'm beginning to think I'm adopted.

>>79831083
The Grim Colossus

>>79862494
No. He's just your real father.

>>79857770

How could no one get it is a parody.

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>>79836719
Oh no, no fangs. He charges, tackles, hugs and ENGULFS, like a howling bespotted shoggoth. Once it has gained sufficient mass, it divides like an amoeba, making two bloblings equal in size to the original. Perhaps some remnant of the victim remains, explaining the occasional Mrs Blobbys and Baby Blobbys, but that is too terrible a thought to comtemplate.

>>79862761
Bringing us back nicely to the thread op, welcome to your very own edition of Shadow Over Innsmouth >>79862494. Any funny blotches appeared yet? Speech impediment? Bouts of manic enthusiasm and uncontrollable urges to upset people?

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>>79850362

>>79862489
It was just a prank, bro.

>>79862494
There is some evidence that susceptibility to the Infohazard effects of Blobby exposure is genetic. I would look into this.

7e CoC stats /Delta Green

STR 90
CON 80
DEX 65
SIZ 70
APP 20
EDU 40
INT 20
POW 70
HP: 30
Damage Bonus: +1d4
Movement 9 (hyper)
Armor: 6 points of pimply muck and goo
BUILD 2

Attacks:
Hug (maneuver) 60% grabs an opponent and does its damage bonus per turn to the grabbed target until it is damaged by another investigator and fails a CON check.

Slap/Punch (45%) 1d6+db

Dodge: 25%

>>79866301
What's the Sanity loss for seeing a Mr Blobby?

>>79867301
I'm not terribly familiar with CoC, is there a fear component to the statblock to go with sanity loss?

>>79869842
Usually there is.

I'm not familiar with 7e, New Delta green but in earlier editions of CoC you had 2 numbers or dice codes separated by a slash.

like 0/1d10

or

1d10/1d100

Basically when you see or otherwise perceive something horrifying or otherworldly you roll 1d100 and compare that number to your character's Sanity score. If you roll lower than your SAN, you pass and reduce your Sanity by the first number. If you rolled higher, you fail and reduce SAN by the second number.

Extreme nasties like Cthulhu himself have Sanity loss weather your pass or fail. Yes the second example is Sanity loss for seeing an Elder God and yes that is a loss of 1d100 SANITY. It is entirely possible to roll so badly your character instantly goes permanently insane just from seeing Cthulhu once.

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Noel will pay and pay dearly at that for bringing this abhorrent affront to the Almighty into this reality.

>>79867301
1d6 for a regular Mr. Blobby.

1d100 per round if you are ever unfortunate enough to witness the Blobby Core.

>>79870633
>The Blobby Core
I want to ask but at the same time I’m afraid to

>>79870913
The source and resting place of the Blobbs. The mother and god and grave.

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>>79873282

>>79873282
Why does it look like someone jizzed on Mr Blobby?

>>79870913
See
>>79850362

The Blobby Core or The Pink Mass resides at the center of each of the three Blobbyland anomalies.

The "Center" is a relative term as each anomaly is a non-euclidean space so the internal structure shifts constantly. However, the closer you get to the Blobby Core, the more reality distorts so it's the best way to think of it.

>>79831083
I'm a yank. I googled Mister Blobby and JEEZUS CHRIST

https://youtu.be/4H0MR-trDQc

>>79876462
It gets worse the more you watch it

>>79876462
Moor proof the British are a clinically insane race.

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What's its end goal

>>79873949
The remains of a previous victim, their bones slowly liquefying into his moist soft Blobby flesh.

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>>79880241
Mr Blobby is a perfect example of how many layers of irony the British Public demand in their entertainment.

>1. Created as a fake and deliberately unsettling chaotic mascot to evoke reactions (the same reactions all of you are having; chiefly "what the fuck" and "oh god it's coming straight towards me" and "it smashed through the fucking wall"). Aimed mostly at adults.

>2. Kids, who watch adult TV, unironically like Mr. Blobby. The idea of a rampant manifestation of rule-breaking appeals, I guess. Some quiet children are suitably terrified.

>3. Adults like Mr. Blobby ironically, in a sort of "what an interesting manifestation of the nation's moral decay and the vapid morass of light entertainment. Oh dear or dear." way.

>4. Some people who aren't entirely sure why Mr. Blobby is popular start a theme park. It's popular, briefly, because it's ironic. It's like having a theme park about Happy Tree Friends. And it fails because there's only one joke, and it doesn't translate well to a theme park.

>5. Modern /tg/, without context, loops straight back to 1 and the cycle repeats.

So, to sum up, it's a deliberately terrifying character, like something out of Candle Cove or Local 58, but more high-energy. Then it became a "beloved" icon on at least 2 levels of irony. Then people read it as an unintentionally terrifying character. Goodness. What a mess.

>>79831488
based

>>79880249
It's already achieved it.

>>79883513
Given how fucked everything is I could believe it.

>>79831083
>>79831202
Fuck y'all I had a Mr Blobby teddy bear as a kid, I loved that thing. Also the original Mr Blobby sketch is unironically funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDyyU6H81X0
Genuinely never understood why he creeps people out, Mr Blobby is based as fuck. If I have just been indoctrinated from childhood into some kind of Blobby cult then honestly I'm down, I don't have much else going on, bring on our new eldritch god.

>>79887065
Looks like we've found an Edmonds

>>79887620
I'll give you that Noel Edmonds is a creepy motherfucker, he legit ran Deal or No Deal as a cult. People that went on it were sequestered like jury duty in a hotel and then encouraged to believe in his ideas of positive thought manifestations, that's why the show has such weird creepy vibes and people made so many dumb decisions, they were isolated into a rotating community of people who were weirdly love bombed into believing they could control probability.
This is why he does shit like try to sell dodgy alternative therapies and telling people they cause their own cancer by having a negative attitude.

Mr Blobby however is just good vibes and good times. Got to respect him. If he's talking about cancer it's just to say "blobby blobby" at a cancer patient ward to cheer up kids because he's an absolute lad.

>>79887065
based Mr. Blobby appreciator.

>>79887065
>>79887868
>>79890056
Blobby hands typed these posts.

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Do NOT inform people outside of the British Isles of Mr Blobby. What they do not know cannot hurt them. But now... may God spare their souls.

>>79891571
Mr Blobby was very popular in New Zealand for reasons I cannot fathom.

>>79831083
I'm glad I don't remember seeing any programs with that fucker in.
STILL unnerves me to this day just by seeing an image, like something that just shouldn't be tried to disguise itself as lovable

>>79850759
Kangoku Senkan is the better series.

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>>79890593
Literally walks and carries himself like the chad meme.

How does it feel to get absolutely blobbymogged?

>>79891712
Blobby is well beyond reason

>>79873949
Fuck if I know. maybe that's how the Edmonds manage to co-exist without becoming hosts for the emerging Bloblets...

>>79891571
YOU JUST KNOW

>>79883513
What did they do?

>>79891571
>that leer
didn't know Mr. Blobby was cheating on his wife. what a scumbag.

>>79900021
I'm pretty sure they have an open relationship.

>>79891712
I cannot imagine the thought process of the kiwis who, after having split from the British Empire, decided to import the insane tackiness of american sculpture, and apparently, the worst of british entertainment at the same time, may god bless then damn you all.

>>79900072
>open relationship
so Mrs. Blobby is a cuck?

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>>79873301
Evil incarnate

>>79902457
I don't think they have the same concept of sex and relationships we do. I mean they at least don't have any visible genitalia. Mr Blobby walks around children wearing nothing but a tie 24/7, we'd have noticed, he'd have been had by operation yewtree.

>>79883513
We are truly doomed.

>>79902539
maybe it's like a bird's cloaca, and the parts meant for reproduction are contained within it?

>>79831083
So he wasn't a fever dream!

>>79831083
>shoots with a shotgun
Wow. So scary.

>>79905820
Britain is a weird place to grow up.
I had that same "oh it wasn't a dream" feeling about that time they made all the schoolchildren in the country go out into a field and jump up and down to create an earthquake, but it turned out it was real and actually happened to me.

>>79905960
>Fist sized hole punched in its chest
>You can hear the man inside shriek, sob, beg for help
>Mr. Blobby doesn't even slow down.

>>79831083
For maximum fuckery, it's telepathic and always knows who you are and what you've done.

JACK!!

>>79905309
Where? THE FUCKING BOWTIE?

>>79902539
>he'd have been had by operation yewtree
It says a certain something about the 1990s BBC that they funded a vinyl suit and voice disguiser for cuddling children.

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>All this shilling for Mr. Blobby
>No mention of superior chad Mr. Noseybonk

>>79906515
what is wrong with british people how didnt your tv producers realize this is terrifying

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>>79906515
People shit on barney for being repetitive and mind numbing garbage, but suddenly American children tv mascots don't seem so bad.

>>79906515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5_rRsaTY2A

>>79906566
Oh they know, and they profit from it.

>>79906566
>>79906598
It was from a better time where children weren't coddled away from a profound and needless sense of surreal horror.
Personally I was traumatised as a child by sentient orange with a human face being tortured to death while making inhuman wails. It was just a part of a good british upbringing.

>>79906515
Someone stat him.

>>79906931
Noseybonk is a Chaotic Evil human wizard.

>>79906450
all of the spots
they
open

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>>79907661

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV82Dgx32wQ
and
did
those
feet
in
ancient
times

>Obsessed with Mr Blobby as a kid
>Had literally every single episode of his tv show on video and would watch them over and over again
>Parents would just leave the room whenever I watched him
Still don't get what's so creepy to be honest he's I'm just a loveable funny guy fooling around making people laugh

>>79908208
>blob is love, blob is life

>>79908208
We need a containment team, we have a indoctrinated victim to the memetic hazard.

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This is the man in the costume.
I don't know why the picture is so unsettling.
Supposedly Blobby's in the bag.

>>79906744
HEY APPLE

>>79908623
wrong sentient orange with a human face, thanks for making me feel old that someone who is now an adult could have grown up with the Annoying Orange.

Here's the weird british shit if you're curious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAc_WpPpWlY
Honestly even for britain it's pretty bizarre that it was on at a sunday daytime. I think the fact that he came back for revenge might have freaked me out more than the initial death. I became convinced he was under my bed.

>>79908974
>adult could have grown up with the Annoying Orange.
I wonder how many zoomers remember that.
And I barely count as an adult.

>>79908974
ok yeah it's weird and surreal, but only just seeing this, I love it

>>79908974
... This isn't even creepy, I just don't know what the fuck this is? Is this some sort of daytime show ala ellen/the view?

>>79909016
In retrospect I am glad something this fucking weird was put on television.
Also in retrospect watching it again I forgive my child self for thinking the orange would kill him as he is on screen shown having eaten a child while his screaming mother panics and maddening piano plays.

>>79909047
It was "This Morning With Richard Not Judy" the title of which takes another level of britishness to explain, but it was essentially a sketch comedy show with a satirical daytime chat show as the framing device. The only thing I can think of that americans would know is that Stewart Lee the "not judy" of the title went on to become the writer of Jerry Springer The Opera which caused a christian moral panic and protest in both countries for featuring a gay Jesus and the Devil being reconciled by Jerry Springer.
He's also a successful if niche standup comedian, if you'd enjoy a very liberal very british Norm MacDonald then you'd probably enjoy it.

>>79909145
it's right up my alley for "surreal comedy", some shit people try to pass off as that is just irritating.

>>79908386
It's because of the large, mysterious bag, and his expression looking like he's been caught doing something wrong.

>>79909145
Follow up question being an 'uncultured american pigdog," Are almost all British shows built in with a layer of irony to them? Because almost all shows I see are satirical in nature. I'm certain you have a few straight laced ones, but almost all the popular ones seem to be taking the piss.

>>79909177
You should try The Young Ones or Jam. They're british comedy shows on a similar surreal wavelength. The Mighty Boosh is good but does lean a touch more towards annoying, sometimes.

>>79909298
Yes and no.
It's not that it's all the shows it's just that it's a very common strain of our humour. The example I'd give is Mrs Browns Boys, this is an absolute lowest common denominator show that's critically hated. Equivalent to whatever the dumbest sitcom trash is that you have. But even that is the way it is because it's intentionally making a point of doing a big multi-camera sitcom like it's the 70s and nothing has changed, and also a big part of its appeal is the actors laughing, breaking character and doing improv.
The difference is that having a layer of irony isn't limited to satire or to a certain kind of comedy.
The most popular gameshow is called "Pointless" and the celebrity edition is literally called "Pointless Celebrities", it's all presented with a wry gentle humour not taken too seriously.
We still absolutely have our share of genuine sincere dramas, genuine sincere trash, daytime magazine shows, reality shows, all that stuff. All of which does about as well as it does in america I'd imagine, so there's plenty of popular shows that aren't ironic or satirical, we just always have a good portion that are, I'd guess more than america at least, and there's always the potential at any moment that when they want to lighten the tone in a regular show with humour that's the angle they'll take.

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>>79909541
Come to think of it the best example really might be pantomime. The bizarre combination of ritualised levels of tradition, sincerity, irony, nonsense and men in drag, I don't think anyone who isn't a child can fully articulate what level they even enjoy pantomimes on, but they are hugely gigantically popular, every year, every christmas, without fail. They support an entire countries worth of small local theaters for the rest of the year, because they will sell out every night over the festive period.
They're maybe the most incomprhensibly british thing that exists and also probably explain why we took to Mr Blobby like we did.

I'm rambling, it's 2am in the green and pleasant land.

>>79909298
>Are almost all British shows built in with a layer of irony to them?
Irony and the world destroying your dreams are two of the cornerstones of British situational comedy. Rare indeed is the British character with ambition who comes out the better for it.

>>79909890
That's true one of the most beloved british sitcoms of all time is set in the trenches of the first world war and ends with the entire cast being killed.

>>79910025
I'm not entirely sure I'd call Blackadder a sitcom.

>>79910084
By what metric?

>>79910084
Then what would you call it?

>>79909890
>Irony and the world destroying your dreams are two of the cornerstones of British situational comedy.
They're cornerstones of British society, really.

>>79906744
Now that i think about it, there really was far more mildly eldritch stuff on then I remember. Even the wholesome stuff like Pob or ZZZap! (which was made with deaf children in mind) was peculiar.

My favourite was Roger and the Rottentrolls, but precious few people seem to remember it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-oGyAb5TaaY

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>>79831083
>SCP

>>79890593
can blobby even use a regular keyboard?

>>79913380
He doesn't need to he has cultists. What they were promised is anyone's guess.

>>79909890
>Irony and the world destroying your dreams are two of the cornerstones of British situational comedy.

Three ways to know that a comedy is British
>Irony
>The world destroying your dreams
>The entire cast and crew are Irish, it's set in Ireland, and Wikipedia has banned dozens of Irish IPs for editing its page to suggest it might be an Irish comedy instead.

>>79915482
Ha.

...are people really banned for editing that?

>>79915482
>Wikipedia banning people for edits they don't like.

Do we even have to ask, of course they were.

>>79909191
which to be honest, he has

>>79870592
What almighty? There is no god, only Blobby.

>>79915950
>There is no god, only Blobby.
Quite possible the most accursed sentence I have ever read on this site. Certainly on this board.

>>79844264
Not Mr Noseybonk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adRU7BzgzcY

>>79906744
What? Is this some british show?

>>79917194
yes but the show had nothing to do with kids really. He was part of a candid camera type segment on a variety show. They would get adult celebrities and tell them they were guest stars on a hit kids tv show which starred this monstrosity. They then proceed to have the Mr.Blobby act in pure incompetence and see how long it takes before the celebrity breaks character.

But then Mr.Blobby went from being 'Just a prank bruh', to being a real kid's show character with its own theme park. The popularity did NOT last long.

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>>79831083
OP Here.
JEEZ-US CHRIST. IS THIS THREAD STILL GOING?

NGL, I love this thread. It's like a trainwreck that never stops.

>>79917357
There were theme parks. Multiple. Throughout the country multiple theme parks just gave over their entire branding to Mr Blobby for multiple years.
He also had a song that was No. 1 for three weeks over christmas 1993. The lyrics genuinely sound like the anthem of a cult.

>>79917194
If you were actually asking about the orange it's in the replies: >>79908974

>>79917474
It's almost like there's some primordial force that makes Blobby popular.

>>79917612
>The lyrics genuinely sound like the anthem of a cult.
Having now listened to it >>79857770
I have to agree with you

*Reads thread*
*Calls Kamen rider*
https://youtu.be/C02iy00hdNw

>>79918771
Just to include a sample, here's only the part of the lyrics sung by a creepy choir of children:

"Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if only you could make us understand
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, your influence will spread throughout the land

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, when disaster strikes you never get depressed
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, you'll always prove that Blobby is the best

Blobby, Mr Blobby, you're the guy who puts the do in do or die
Blobby, Mr Blobby, your deeds are guaranteed to stupefy

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if humanity's a question of degree
Blobby, Mr Blobby, stay loyal to your Blobby pedigree

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, you're the one who bears the pink and yellow crest
Blobby, Mr Blobby, you'll always prove that Blobby is the best"


Petition to rename Mr.Blobby to "He Who Bears The Pink And Yellow Crest"

>>79920475
We're they intentionally trying to make it creepy?

>>79909145
the video compilation you posted....do you know who the person at 20:29 is with the green jelly?

>>79920617
>
No ride too rough, no test too tough
No act too slick, no race too quick
No shot too hot, he'll hit the spot
No style too chic, no joke too weak
No chance too slim, no fate too grim
No foe too strong, no odds too long

were the creators of Hollow Knight subconsciously influenced by Mr. Fucking Blobby

>>79923664
After some elaborate searching it's Nathalie Brandon, but she seems pretty obscure and has only been in this show.

>>79924087
>were the creators of Hollow Knight subconsciously influenced by Mr. Fucking Blobby
All is Blobby and Blobby is all. Blobby reaches into our minds, warps our dreams, shows us images, vistal, carnal, delights, blasphemous acts, the carnal worship of the Blobbymass.
He whispers to us, calls us to the Blobby land, the hives. Oh, they think they got them. They think they destroyed the gives, demolished the parks. But the Blobbycores live on, waiting, eternally patient.
Soon it will come, the feast of extravagance shall begin, the time of the Blobbyfying shall be upon us! Weep, repent, rejoice, for they shall come again! Oh Blobby, come to us, show us the way! We long for you Blobby! Devour all and make it Blobby!

>>79924726
Dude you have to conceal your power level.
The entire deal of the Blobby cult is blending into light entertainment banality, you've got to go softly softly with this shit. The desperate frenzy to make money of nostalgia is only intensifying. He's coming back, but you cannot let the normies know about the hives.

>>79906611
Man i used to watch ashens nonstop and now i barely watch his new videos now. I dunno what changed, frankly.

>>79920617
It's Mr Blobby, of course they were

>>79914447
Not being eaten?

>>79927751
His YouTube is very low effort now, as he spends a lot of time streaming or making God awful films.

>>79914447
>I'm loving it. I'm loving it! I don't give a shit, this is the happiest I've ever been. This guy is a legend!

There isn't a cult, as such, there's people playing their parts for the King in Pink and Yellow. Think about it, the whole original conceit of The Play was people agreed to perform a bit of light entertainment, but really they were going to be exposed to a malevolent entity that wanted to ruin them. Blobby bystanders, audience members, whole damn counties and tourist attractions were sucked into the performance, to their cost and with little understanding of what was involved, but a good portion of them found the whole thing hilarious anyway. You can even bring in some Delta Green with the entropic decay aspects of the theme parks - they suddenly took over smaller attractions, sprouted ungodly ugly structures that fit in nowhere on this earth but especially not sleepy English villages, then decayed into abandoned wreckage that still draws in curious souls.

tl:dr Crinkley Bottom is Carcosa.

>>79908386
>No mask? No mask!

>>79920475
>Petition to rename Mr.Blobby to "He Who Bears The Pink And Yellow Crest"
"Tell me, have you seen the Pink and Yellow sign?"
"It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of a living Blob."

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>>79831083
>Drank pic related when I was 5
>Now waiting to see if I turn into him

>>79934473
Did it taste good? Because it should be an ungodly swill to keep within the theme.

>>79934473
Your screwed anon, enjoy the Blobbyfying

>>79934473
do they still sell this stuff?

>>79927751
when he started getting other people in the humor dropped hard

>>79937929
Not in any shop I've been into.

>>79941326
that's a shame. it would be interesting to see what it would taste like.

>>79942174
pink lemonade, I would guess

>>79942174
Blackcurrent and lemon, I think. Same company that did Panda Cola and the like. Apparently it was ludicrously acidic as well, if you believe this ancient daily mail article
https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Our+children+are+eating+acid%3b+WE+EXPOSE+THE+SHOCKING+TRUTH+BEHIND...-a0103894752

>DENTIST'S VERDICT: [Brain Licker sour candy] is the most acidic food we've ever come across. I have never seen a product for human consumption with a pH of less than two. The previous worst was Mr Blobby Pink Lemonade, which had a pH of 2.4.

According to this delightfully accursed website, there was a whole range of food and drink
https://www.mrblobbycollection.com/food

>>79908974
That was fifty-five minutes and fifteen seconds of the purest kino I've ever seen.

What if Mr Blobby is the physical cast of the King in Yellow--the species the King emerges from? As a Blobby matures its yellow crests spread over its body, leaving behind the pink flesh it had in its child state. There is only one King, but when he abdicates or falls, one of his children is ready to emerge from the hives and take his place.

No mask! No mask!

What seems to be cheap, crinkled rubber is his flesh, of course.

Bump

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What is at the center of the Blobby hive?

>>79935322
It was 1993, I have no clear recollection of it.

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>>79839981
>I'm just imagining a laughing parent telling their child "let mr. Blobby give you a hug" after just finished devouring said child's best friend.
i swear i have seen cartoons like this, the mother is excited for her kid to meet the clown and the kid is crying a carrying on as his friend was just devoured his legs kicking a little just outside its mouth before stopping and twitching a little, then he slurps the rest up and approaches the kid as the mom pushes him closer
then the kid calms down and is totally fine with being next now for some reason, pure insanity

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My Ranger and animal companions will be sure to defeat any threat

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>>79945645
Alternatively, what if its the other way around- the juveniles shed their yellow down as they grow older and more active. No need to hide, no need to be summoned, it can simply be free to dance and play and howl Blobby nonsense in terrifying joy

>The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.

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>>79892899
>>79890593
>>79887065
This.
It's the same thing with people alleging dark secrets to the teletubbies, spongebob or whatever cute kids show was popular, just to be edgy.
Fucking pathetic.
Blobby is amazing and the oonly thing i'd wanna see is him square off against a teletubby!

>>79949230
Noel

>>79951057
Fuck you. Now I'm thinking about those hedgehogs.

>>79952417
Make it all four, one would go too quick. Hell, throw the vacuum cleaner in too.

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>>79954550
I think while teletubbies are less agile, they do make up for it in mass.
Blobby is squishy, teletubbies are more bouncy.
Like seriously one tummy bounce from a teletubby and blobby goes flying across the meadow.


And nunu is absolutely OP.
You can't possibly expect anyone to match up with that vacuum.
It will just suck something up and then you can chase it all around the house to give it back. or trap a hand of yours with its suction.

>>79954680
>Nunu turning Mr Blobby into Tubby Custard
>This is a mere stumbling block

>>79954927
No come on, no violence.
Nunu would just literally pin him to the floor and watch him flail.

>>79954951
>pin him to the floor and watch him flail
This is just turning into a slashfic

>>79955365
We're reaching levels of cursed that shouldn't even be possible.

>>79949230
God. Hell.

>>79954927
Stumbling block? We stuck a memetic hazard in a pit with four walking, talking telecommunications devices. I'm fairly certain Blobby planned this.

>>79955762
Even liquidised, his goals are served.

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>>79955452
noo noo got that succccc

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>>79943790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I4fXUHwqnQ

>>79909727
Honestly the Star Wars Christmas Special makes so much more sense when you realize it's supposed to be a Panto. And then they tried to sell it on NBC.

>>79959960
That explains exactly one part of the Star Wars Christmas Special. The rest remains a mystery.
I have yet to see the Widow Twanky settle in for an evening of VR porn.

>>79955762
When Mr. Blobby reaches social media, we as a species are done. Imagine if The King in Yellow was performed on Twitch, YouTube live, etc. all at once. Whether or not Blobby is the King in Yellow like other anons put together, just imagine what results from Blobby broadcasting across the globe instantly instead of being confined to one island's traditional airwaves.

>>79887065
Hey, I still have my original Mr Blobby CD single.

True story, a friend was using my CD player to record some music for their CoC campaign. He left the room for an hour, giving me enough time to delete the last few tracks, record the Blobby single and put the other tracks back on. He wasn't pleased, apparently it ruined the mood he was going for at the gaming table...

>>79906744
Ha, Fist of Fun, I remember you! And I want the Moon on a stick too Mr Curious Orange...

>>79960986
I can imagine. We play horror games to feel pretend horror, not have an actual cosmic horror smash in.

>>79960683
>When Mr. Blobby reaches social media
Where do you think we are!?
Also, Mr. Blobby (via UK panel shows) has already infiltrated the nerdstream. See:>>79836587
You are too late.

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>>79906515
>>79917111

>>79953644
Not the part with the shrike? The hedgehogs were bad, but the shrike was legitimate horror.

>>79951057
>the Animals of Farting Wood

>>79950717
>It was 1993, I have no clear recollection of it.

I envy you.

Bump.

>>79831083
Mr Blobby is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNkgDJpcuwU

>>79857770
What a bunch of nofun faggots.

>>79961105
kek

This is the best thread I've seen on /tg/ in a while.

>>79967724
Bit of a low bar to reach there.

>>79961466
It's not the screaming terror. It's the quiet desperation of Mr Hedgehog begging his wife not to curl up into a ball because if she stops, she'll die.

>>79967724
/tg/ hasn't been good in a long time. But a thread like this is a ghost of when fun and interesting things happened here. I have now seen things I shouldn't have seen, but I'm grateful to have seen them now.

>>79968384
That's not Mr. Pheasant being so blinded by tears over his wife's cooked body that he doesn't notice the farmer aim a shotgun at him
I remember next to nothing about Farthing woods except the death scenes which have clung to my mind for 20 years

>>79970767
Farthing Wood wouldn't be made now.

>>79970767
>>79968384

jesus fucking christ what

>>79971073
It's okay, it's for kids. It teaches them about life.

>>79971100
Is this some british shit?
No wonder they're so fucked up.

>>79971073
Traditional British children's television. It made my generation.

>>79971748
Well that explains a lot.

>>79971748
It was big in Norway too, our own state-funded TV broadcaster ran a dubbed version pretty regularly.

Remember when the badger went senile and started forgetting his friends, before dying in his sleep?

>>79970767
bro what
I remember seeing it but I don't remember the details
Youtube link that please?

>>79973467
It was a heartbreaking show.

>>79971073
>>79971104
>>79973695
The Animals of Farthing Wood. It's about some animals who have to flee their home when it gets re-developed into a housing estate. Season one was the only good one.
Here's a review: - https://youtu.be/-fLE686Eqko
Just the deaths: - https://youtu.be/2pypyDDPmIQ

>>79971100
That's fucking horrifying.

>>79974358
Man, Adder was the best.

>>79974358

On review, the hedgehog deaths really are the worst because of how drawn out it is.

Plus to a kid, the way it's set up seems to be a clear "they will learn how to cross the road and make it".

>>79976212
Adder is a great example of how to have a character that clashes with a party, but isn't obnoxious about it and actually develops. Absolutely the best.

>>79976709
>When a childrens tv show from decades ago is more fucked up than GoT

>>79976709
>the way it's set up seems to be a clear "they will learn how to cross the road and make it".
"Hey, we introduced a bunch of adorable fox kids for the main couple"
"Oh boy, will they have adventures?"
"Sure, sure they will."

>>79970767
As far as animation goes, the British and Japanese both share a love for fucked-up shit. Farthing Wood, Watership Down, the animated Animal Farm, all are really dark.

>>79980470
Dont forget Plague dogs, one of the most pro suicide movies out there

>>79974358
Made in Abyss ain't got shit on this boomer stuff.

>>79980521
I grew up on British Animation and I quite forgot that one. British Animation deserves to known for more than Aardman's admittedly stellar Claymation work. Cosgrove Hall's Wind in the Willows was a staple of my childhood, and while not as dark as the others, it had its moments.

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>>79949230
I have one of those.
His head is shaped like a bellend though

https://youtu.be/4YVVlCAph4s

>>79980470
When The Wind Blows. A tender story of an elderly Northern couple dying of radiation poisoning.

>>79980769
It amazes me that the person who wrote When the Wind Blows also wrote The Snowman which I watch every christmas

>>79981048
>One poster said "I couldn't believe it when I heard. He was a nice old children's illustrator who never hurt anyone."
>The case will be heard at the Old Bailey next month. ITV News, I'm Burton Mondesco.

>>79981048
His satire of the Falklands War is and remains a masterpiece.

>>79981048
He based the old couple on his parents, and how they reacted to the world/official government briefings from the time, which adds another layer of horror to the proceedings. His more recent book Ethel & Ernest is also about them, though its much more positive. Its the story of their lives, from when they met in the 20s to their deaths in the 70s.

For more vintage British/Australian nuclear doom, Threads is a good 'un. For a given value of good and a significant amount of doom.

>>79981470
In terms of that, the most frightening and prescient would be Survivors from 1975. It essentially predicted the Coronavirus outbreak.

https://youtu.be/Ch7N7KCn778

Honourable mention to this absolute mentalist https://youtu.be/aYsoZxpsPVc
Yeah, teachers are scary, but the adult implications of "he's a powerful adult committing secret crimes that violate your personhood and nobody will believe you..."

>ywn make zooks with your mates on the school computers ever again
Pain

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>>79981738
Terence Hardiman was really good in that. Was always a bit disappointed they never adapted the book Hunky Parker Is Watching You and went with the genetics lab thing.

Also, while we're on the subject of nuclear allegories, low budget costumes and bizarrely terrifying children's TV, Through The Dragon's Eye was part of a series of schools programme to encourage literacy. Along with cardboard sets, not-Ewoks and songs about spelling, it had a bafflingly scary design for the villain, Charn

https://www.denofgeek.com/tv/looking-back-at-through-the-dragon-s-eye/

>>79982210
Mate, this was right there with Earthwatch. Oh, and the one about German spies.

>>79980521
Apparently the book has a less dark ending; the book makes it clear that the island is real, the film leaves it ambiguous as to weather the dogs drown or not.

>>79980610
Thus the outward appearance grows to mirror the inward nature.

>>79982424
best part of the book is the dog thinking he's psychic after the dude accidentally blows his own head off with the shotgun

>>79981738
>The prefects are the voice of the Headmaster.
>They must be obeyed.

>>79982210
https://youtu.be/5HPNKNRl4h8
Villain enters at 1:25
I was shown these in primary school, and I didn't remember the baddy being that horrifying-looking! I did vaguely remember him melting people, though.

Bump.

>>79982552
He is actually pretty horrifying and their reactions seem totally justified.

>>79982552
He is absolutely terrifying.

>>79986748
I don't know of he looks like a real bird monster, but he definitely looks like the leader of a village bird cult. The bad kind.

>>79982210
Growing up in Great Britain last century was metal as fuck.

This was an otherwise whimsical kids educational adventure, with silly cartoonist characters and puppets, right up until Satan here shows up and kills half the supporting cast by melting them.

People rag on 40K for how ridiculously Grim Dark and OTT it is about how fucked everyone is, everywhere, all of the time, but when it was created it was actually pretty fucking middle of the road compared to most everything else in the country it was competing with.

Fucking Doctor Who back then regularly had episodes with full on massacres and flat out body horror as minor plot points, and that was the family friendly, light hearted fun sci fi option.

>>79990111
Spearhead from Space and Terror of the Autons were fucking insanely scary.

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>>79990278
Ressurection of the Daleks kills 51 people, often in the most cruel and merciless manner, gunned down as they flee, fighting foes they are unable to harm, or just seconds before they would have saved the day or achieved even just a pyrrhic victory.

Or this nightmare fuel from the end of Dragonfire, after the main villian, an ice alien, finds out his species is dead and decides to off himself by melting in the sun.

>>79990392
Late classic Who was absolutely mental. The reboot is the most soulless dreck by comparison.

>>79990111
>Growing up in Great Britain last century was metal as fuck.
Remember those safety films we used to show kids? I vividly remember watching a child drown in a slurry pit.

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>>79990495
It's not body horror or particularly visceral, but the last season episode Curse of Fenric has a scene where you see the moment a priest loses his faith in god over his guilt about the dresden bombings, is therefore no longer able to fend off child vampires, and immediately dies screaming.
The budget was gone by then, the effects didn't always look great, but man was that a really well acted moment, that scream sticks with me.

That one always struck me as a pretty intense moment for a kids show.

>>79992237
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xZWD2sDRESk

>>79992237
I remember the one with the dead kids and graphic electrical burns. And the cooking oil burns. We saw them in primary school. I think i was 7 at the time.

>>79990111
>>79990392
>>79992541
Daleks are quite possibly some of the best villains of all time and are horrifying as a concept on basically every possible level. To be a Dalek is terrifying, to fight a Dalek is terrifying.

>>79992541
>>79992237

I think people in GB still really remembered the War and the Blitz. They were preparing their children with the mental scarring they would need to be able to make it through another similar scenario.

>>79990278
Claws of Axos had a dude disintegrate into a white powder, and Inferno has an entire alternate version of the earth be utterly destroyed.

Side note - while I know Baker is considered the best, I have a real soft spot for Pertwee just because of how much a chad he makes the doctor come across as, and how well he conveys a sense of disappointment and longing at being trapped on a planet of British virgins.

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>tfw you hit the bump limit and now it's time for a /blobby/ general

>>79992998
>/blooby/ general
please
no

>>79992965
Daleks especially are just extremely post-war nazi allegories. Literally marched down the streets of London doing little hitler salutes with their weird plunger arms speaking in staccato "hitler speech"

>>79992965
Guy didn't get many episodes with great writing to show it, but I think Sylvester McCoy is hugely underrated. He genuinely does a great job of never quite letting you know where you stand, flipping from impish to morally outraged to vulnerable, while always making you wonder if he has a plan. He's great in the audio stuff they did later but I do miss his tremendously expressive face.
Pretty good for a guy who made his name pretending to put weasels down his trousers.

Truthfully though I don't think the Doctor has ever had a truly bad actor portraying them, just bad writing or direction.

>>79993163
The current one is the worst but even she's, at worst, mediocre.

>>79993910

She's really not helped by the scripts or direction.

Or her wardrobe for that matter.

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>>79992998
>/blobby/ general

>>79992793
The train safety ones were pretty infamous, as well.
https://youtu.be/SXGqwCbeFD8
https://youtu.be/WxXDw3WOGQs

>>79995276
I remember this one
https://youtu.be/mKHY69AFstE

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This has been a really nice thread, thank you anons. Blob on until next time, blob on.

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Goodnight Sweet Prince

https://www.vice.com/en/article/3bjkd3/big-up-mr-blobby-the-father-i-never-had-304

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I want to go back

>>79992793
Oh FUCK
>>79993163
McCoy is amazing in the Happiness Patrol, too. Not only is there a villain who fucking caramelised you to death, but the Doctor takes the "What are you going to do, stab me?" defence to whole new levels.

>>79996760
A giant Bertie Basset as a professional torturer and executioner.
That's the kind of shit you just aren't going to get in another show.