Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>108024
Rolling for snek

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>108024
Roll for scavenger

>>108036
Well, of course it was a 1.

>>108036
Nothing's changed, I see

>>108042
HALLE-FUCKING-LUJAH

>>108042
A rare stroke of luck for Jara!

>>108042
YAY!

>>108058
>>108046
Well, let's not forget what can happen to Messiahs

>>108063
They're usually very naughty

>>108036
>>108042
Actually not a bad roll combo. Good jog Anons!

>>108024
What's the demons goals in invading jaras home plane again, why are they rebuilding the portal?

Rape and pillage or something more comical?

>>108024
We know that the snek is evil, but what KIND of evil are we talking about? Lawful E, Neutral E, Chaotic E? Or something else entirely?

>>108159
Not sure yet, but I think a human Wizard might have insulted Arzelus in the past.

>>108186
The snake's true nature will be revealed through rolls. He has been imbued with a randomized evil soul, and perhaps his nature is yet to fully settle.

>>108186
I hope it is cartoon villain evil.

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"It--it's you," says the Scavenger. "The Ass that Straddles the World! And your defilement is intact! There have been many imitators...but none knew of the horror and insult that the barbarians wrought upon your tail. You were lost for centuries! You must come with me, quickly--it's not safe for you here!"

"NO!" wails the snake tail. "Away! We must run away! Into the trash, into the hills! This one is no friend! No friend!"

Jara has just enough time to scramble to her feet. What's next for her? Go with the Scavenger, run into the trash heap to gather her thoughts, or something else?

Roll a d10. First roll >= 7 decides.

Also, first to roll a d10 that's >=5 gets to name the Snake Tail, because I'm not writing that forever

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>108236

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>108242
Louie

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>108236
go with scavenger

>>108258
Louie it is.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>108236
Join the Scavenger.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>108236
Shut the fuck up, Louie

Rolling to go with scavenger

>>108202
Skeletor or Snidely Whiplash?

>>108280
Alright. Seems like a pro-scavenger consensus anyhow.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>108236
shove louie into ass and go with scavenger

>>108281
Hard to say ... I feel it should be whiplash.

>>108281
purple tentacle from the day of the tentacle. He want to take over the world

>>108294
whiplash definitely

From what I see it seems like Louie wants Jara to die, but in that case wouldn't it also die since it's attached to her?

>>108313
He's evil, not smart

>>108294
Agreed, we need to get Louie a small Hat+Mustache combo.

Also I heard this when I saw the image of the Snake calling (the one at 0:38)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ-HeEhE5nY

>>108333
hahahaha

>>108316
That makes sense then.
We should make sure Louie realizes this before he fucks things up too much in later rolls.

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The crawler pod tears away from Ass City with Jara on board. As it races through the ruins, it is spotted by the airship above, which belongs to none other than Mecha-Arzelus himself. Crawler pods are common enough in the ruins, but they rarely seem as hurried as this one.

Roll a d3.

1: The mecha-Demons send an intercept ship to inspect the crawler pod.
2: The mecha-Demons can't spare the men right now, but attempt to disable the pod remotely with a glue cannon.
3: The mecha-Demon who should be running the ground scanner is on a break, and his intern is working the scanner in his place. The intern sees nothing out of the ordinary.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>108374

Rollin' for glue cannon

>>108385
Glue cannon it is.

>>108385
Well... you got what you asked for

>>108385
>>108392
BRACE FOR IMPACT!

>>108385
>>108392
Right, "glue" cannon. Sure.

>>108423

In the Demon Realm, chronic masturbators are doomed to be forever horny and constantly think of the hottest porn, but their semen is replaced with Gorilla Glue.

>>108489
sounds like a good job. As long as you don't keep your hand in your dick after the ejaculation.

>>108512
>As long as you don't keep your hand in your dick after the ejaculation.
>keep your hand in your dick

Anon, im not so sure you know how sex works

>>108539
Maybe it is a lady dick.

>>108539
someday I will know.

>>108561

Anon, I know this is a board for outlandish, wild fantasy but you're really testing my suspension of disbelief with that one.

>>108641
I...i'll show you! you'll see! (grab inhaler)

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The glue cannon strikes the crawler pod, immobilizing it and blocking the main door with a pearly, cement-like substance.

"Look girl," says Louie. "Back here--I think we could squeeze out this vent! Leave him, it's his own stupid fault!"

"He's right," says the Scavenger. "Get out before they come."

Well, does Jana listen to Louie and GTFO? Or does she wait around with the Scavenger? She's in a hurry, so roll >= 5 to decide.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>108679
Wait!

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>108679
Escape, run from any danger!

>>108679
>>108691
So I guess we'll just always do the opposite of what Louie tells us. He's like some kind of inverse guardian angel

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>108691
No fool! We need to leave!

>>108703
10's never lie! We gotta go!

>>108703
well fuck my roll I guess.

with our luck we shouldn't take any risk.

>>108719
Your qualifying roll was first, so what do you want to do? Wait with the Scavenger?

>>108733
Yep wait, our tail is evil, but we're not.

>>108733
Wait so first to roll wins?

>>108691
>>108719
>>108733
We're waiting with the Scavenger. But he's had an idea. Let's see what it is.

>>108752
First to make a qualifying roll, yeah. In this case >= 5. It keeps things moving and stops the thread from filling with a thousand rolls and counter-rolls trying to get 10.

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Let's have the great debate in the meantime

>>108799
Me in the middle.

>>108799
Haha holy shit man, holy shit.

>>108799
Left side best side

>>108799

Do want, Jara is best waifu

>>108799
I will have to agree on middle, I like both.

>>108799
Left one has an ok ass on its own, with those tits its a winner

reversible pillow, then?

>>108799

Left a best.

>>108830
Exactly, tits make everything better!

Though I have to admit girls with good breasts but no ass don't look nearly as good as girls with a great ass but no tits, and this is coming from a boob guy.

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>>108757

"I might have an idea," says the Scavenger. "In my profession you accumulate a great many trinkets and doodads...boots from one century, a helmet from another...we might have enough here to make you and your snake friend a passable disguise. We can pass you off as my new apprentice."

What disguise do they put together? Let's do a MULTI ROLL MULTI ROLL multi roll...

Roll 1: d5, headwear

1: a mask of some undecaying flesh
2: leaded goggles
3: bunny ears
4: a reptilian cowl
5: a mecha-Demon army helmet

Roll 2, d5, torso:

1: a jacket of human leather
2: a stout apron and toolbelt
3: a fur bikini
4: a skintight reptile t-shirt
5: a mecha-Demon chest vent

Roll 3, d5, legs
1: assless chaps made of faces
2: jean shorts
3: a fur g-string, leopard print
4: reptile booty shorts and boot combo
5: mecha-Demon tentacle legs

And finally, Roll 4, d5, a disguise for Louie:
1: an extra-large condom and some duct tape
2: a prank party snake
3: a leopard-print fur tail
4: a tiny hat and moustache
5: baby doll torso and limbs

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>108907

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>108907

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>108907

Rolled 3, 3, 5, 2 = 13 (4d5)

>>108907

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>108919
Woops, so used to d10s

Rolled 5 (1d5)

Louie boy>>108907

>>108915
>>108919
sexy demon disquise wooo

>>108915

>Fur bikini

Noice

>>108924
don't be greedy

Let's see, taking the first roll of each d5 roll:

4: A reptilian cowl
3: a fur bikini
3: a fur g-string, leopard-print
5: baby doll torso and limbs

I've got to be honest, I couldn't be happer if I'd rigged it myself. Good rolls.

However I'll need to leave it there for tonight, bed calls. It's been a great night. Tomorrow we see the disguise and the attempt to talk our way past the mecha-Demon investigation team.

Was our bag of stuff frozen into obsidian with us, or is it long gone? I kinda wanna put our little brass ring on Louie.

>>108953
Good night OP, thanks for the quality posts sleep tight and check your ass for snakes.

>>108957
It's gone. The shit we got from my 10 roll never even got used

>>108957
>>108953

this. i forgot to ask before

>>108957
This, we NEED that ring!

>>108953
G'night OP. Hopefully we'll have a working prototype of the daki soon.

>>108960

Lol

>>108953
Night OP

>>108953
Goodnight

>>108953
Sweet dreams, OP

>>108957
Long gone I'm afraid. Or maybe our Scavenger found it. Tell you what, let's roll to see if the Scavenger ever found a small brass ring. d5.

1: "Are you kidding me? What makes you think I'd have a specific ring? We have business at hand."
2-3: "No, but if it's rings you want I might have a few in the drawer that I've never had identified...take that copper one, it might be worth something."
4: "for you, Messiah...take my ring of undead detection, it's done good by me since I was a lad."
5: "Oh, you mean this one? I wondered why I could never throw it away."

Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>108997

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>>109005

>>109005
sorry

>>109005
>>108969
>>108970
>>108973
The dice have spoken.

Good thread so far op

I cant believe i missed this whole session. Curse this California living.

Why must jara suffer so much?

First the loss of her titties, then she died, then she got reincarnated as a demon, then she got frozen in obsidian for 1600 years. Then she lost her probably magic ring. Good god.

>>109301
Don't forget the death f her brother, her years as a demon who ate shit, her evil snake tail, and the fact that she's on the run from Devil Nazi's

>>109301
>>109323

Bad rolls, simple as that.

However I will grant that none of this would have happened if the retarded posters at the start of the quest had just shut up (seriously though at the start of every quest on this board it seams like the first couple of posters came strait from /b/)

>>109357
Yeah especially since they only posted that one thing and then left.

What now?

>>109410
Get comfy with your Jara body pillow because now we wait till OP returns

>>109410
we wait.

>>109357
>>109406


Uh which poster was that?

Also yeah... tons of guys saying shit like FUTA etc.

Now i'll be honest I didn't mind the breast expansion at the start.

That's my fetish

>>109448
As long as there's no FUTA its gonna be a good story.

>>109448
>>109456
Which is worse, FUTA or FUPA?

>>109837
What the fuck is FUPA?


Also FUTA is just going too fetishy. Atleast big breasts can be enjoyed by most.

But i still like chicks with dicks

I will learn how to roll... one day.

>>110544
check the sticky.

>>110544
Use the test thread to practice your rolling skills: >>74628

>>110611
>>110615
Thanks senpai

>>108997
Out of curiosity, what was the ring? Seeing as it doesn't matter now

>>110754
Just a small brass ring that we never got to identify. Jara found it among her belongings, which she was collecting to prepare for a journey through the demon realm, along with a magic scroll, which she also never got to use. The scroll was "A scroll of Dactyl Eye View, allowing her a peek of the layout of the entire realm." But the first person to reply with a roll higher than 5 decided not to "use the scroll just yet." Though, I don't blame them- they couldn't have predicted that 5 minutes into her trek, Jara would be turned into stone for about 1,800 years. :^)

Oh nah, I was just asking what the ring would have been had we identified it, out of curiosity. I have been in the threads
I'm the dude that got her brother turned into a boob embiggening ghost

>>110969
It would have required an identification roll to decide its curse status, but it was a ring of Charm Lower Creature. If cursed, it would have bonded to her finger and caused lower creatures to find her unbearably attractive. If uncursed, she might have used the Goreiphant as a mount.

>>111158
Wow... we should've used that ring

Jk the story is great no matter which way it goes

>>111158
Oh god I knew I should have said to go get the ring instead of dive for the staff...

>>111218
It's cool, after 1500 years we can assume the Goreiphant is dead, so hey, thanks to that we won that battle.

>>111231

Alright! Jara actually succeeded at something!

Seriously we have the worst fucking luck, poor girl gets the ass end of everything lol

>>111158
Memorandum: Use items as soon as we get them.

>>109323

Also, let's not leave out turned into a fungal penis tower, thrown into a volcano, and (possibly?) resurrected by molemen as some kind of soulless deformed zombie slave.

>>111240

Second, seeing as we tend to lose shit within a few moments of obtaining it anyway.

Besides, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? ;^)

>>108997
Ya know I just realized that we never gave the 'Scavenger' a name.

How do you guys fell about "Leandros"?

>>111269
We should totally call him Truffles

>>111269
I'm sure he has his own name.

>>111299
>>111287
>>111269
OP here, phoneposting. Roll a d10 for me, >= 7 names the Scavenger.

>>111250
We'll visit Jara's human body this evening to see how it fares with the Star-Nosed Mole People.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>111309
Come on Leandros!

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>111309
Dicks McFartwad

>>111231
>>111238
Somebody roll a d20. The result * 100 will be the lifespan of an average Goreiphant. Add 200 to get the lifespan of a Vengeful Armored Goreiphant. If there's a chance he could still be alive in this era, I will draw a one-shot recap of his life since we last saw him.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>111321
come on gorey mount

>>111322
We did it!

>>111322
700 years. The Goreiphant is dust. But this is the Demon Realm, and we know life and death are not absolutes here. So we'll see!

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>>111309

>>111345
"Well if you didn't like it you just had to say so, geez"

>>111329
Do you know when your going to post again? Looking forward to continuing this quest!

>>111384
I can't be 100% sure but check back sometime around 22:00 UTC. Week nights are a bit harder for me than weekends.

This just in: follow @qm_guy on Twitter to get info on when the quest will run or otherwise discuss quest meta stuff.

While we're waiting, what other quests on this board do you anons like? Besides this one and princess quest it seems to me like most quests are kinda stale

>>111910

I'm following like 20 quests, but the ones I was interested the most were the legend of peter titmouse, save the quest (ended), new maid simulator, greentext quest, the digimon world mystery adventure (waiting for new thread) and the priestress quest.

>>111930
save the princess i meant, not save the quest

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>111910
There was one called On the Edge that only had one thread so far, the art was cool. Also a couple MSPA-style quests like Normal Quest and Knight Quest

>>111947
Accidentally left the dice in the options field and I get a damn 10, what a waste

>>111947
You fucker

>>111910
This one >>92797 is pretty fun, and this one >>79052 is cute.
I also enjoyed >>75552 and >>84010.

>>111947
Welp, there go the 10's for today, we're going to die

>>111930
>>111947
>>111953
Thanks for the suggestions anons, I'll check em out.
Save the princess is what I meant with princess quest, I forgot the name

1d10

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>111984
You need to write it in the options field anon
try "dice+1d10" to roll

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>>111963
>>111953
>>111937
>mfw people enjoys my quest

>>112008
Are you the "save the princess" guy? You're a great qm anon you need to keep doing this. You especially did well with continuing the story even after all the futa and other fetish suggestions.

>>112008
The Save the Princess quest brought me to /qst/

>>112008
So that's why your OC artstyle seemed familiar.
The suggestions were pretty wild, but you handled them like a champ.

>>112008
You already knew you were awesome

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"This is going to work for sure," says Leandros. "We'll say you just get overheated easily while working in the ruins with me. And that's your baby. Simple as that."

"All we need to do is wait."

MEANWHILE, back in the Human World, actually a couple of hundred years earlier but that doesn't matter...

(Gimme 10 mins then it's roll city)

>>112472
>Dat scavenger

>>112472
>dat baby louie
10/10

>>112472
We need a Patcha edit of this

>>112472
JUST IN TIME

yeeee

I'm ready and finally caught up, OP you're a champ at rolling with the abysmal luck we've had btw, the cycle of death and rebirth makes this whole thing a lot more interesting

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>>112491
leave the memes to me

>>112530
You, Sir, are a Scholar and a Gentleman.

>>112530
thanks broom-bro

i posted this in your thread, but Jara's story starts in a very similar position to where your story ends, which is kind of cool. I can massage them into one story in my head.

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>>112472
Dat Louie.
>>112530
Dat Leandros.

>>112571
How much you guys want to bet he's plotting his revenge for this injustice done upon him?

>>112580
Nah, he's clearly hyper tsundere and just wants attention from jara, this might be his chance to get it.

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It's time to decide the fate of Jara's physical form. As we know, the Star-Nosed Moles have her now, and the moles will use slaves of any species in their gemstone mines. Their control collars give them absolute power over their thralls, overriding all brain function. To maintain their slaves, they collect fresh bodies from their caves or the world above and use the parts. They decide to use Jara's comatose body as the basis of a new slave; the tiny spark of fungus-sustained life left in the body will help the grafts to heal quickly.

In stock they have a recently dead Star-Nosed Molewoman, the body of a deadly Cave Croctopus that once threatened their mines, and the still-warm body of a village girl stolen from her grave.

What parts do they use? I need four rolls!

Missing Eye (roll a d4):
1: How many eyes does she really need? Just sew the hole shut.
2: The eye of a Star-Nosed Mole corpse.
3: The eye of a Cave Croctopus.
4: The eye of a fresh village girl corpse; it's a good match.

Missing Scalp and Facial tissue (roll a d4):
1: Just sew the gaps together and let's hit the bar.
2: Patches of Star-Nosed Moleskin.
3: Cave Croctopus skin and minor tentacles.
4: Blonde village girl scalp and facial tissue (lightly-freckled).

What's going on with her chest? (roll a d4):
1: Just leave it...our medicine can't fix this!
2: I think we have a couple of Star-Nosed Mole teats laying around...
3: Let's graft a couple of Cave Croctopus tentacles on there.
4: The village girl was very well endowed...no point wasting the flesh.

Looks like her right arm has been cooked to the bone (roll a d4):
1: Amputate. She only needs one arm to use a pick.
2: It's not a perfect match, but a Star-Nosed Mole Arm will help her dig.
3: Come on, let's give her a Croctopus tentacle! Those are badass!
4: A human will be more productive with a human arm. This village girl is a good match.

Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>112588

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>112588
oh no

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>112588

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>112592
Good start.

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>112588

>>112595
>>112597
Fuggin tentacles...

>>112592
and of course the we got a 1 on the first roll

>>112593
Hey! something good for a change!

>>112592
Well now she can wear a cool eye-patch!

>>112595
>>112600
I hope you guys like croctopuses

>>112592
>>112593
>>112595
>>112597
So: she'll have one eye, the scalp and facial tissue of the village girl, Croctopus tentacles on her chest, and a Croctopus tentacle arm.

Let's see how that turns out.

Can I get a roll--a d3 please--to see if her control collar has any bugs...

1: No, the control collar is perfect. She'll be a perfect zombie slave until such time as the collar is removed.
2: The control collar refuses to take--some kind of fungus is interfering with it. Oh well--just dump her somewhere.
3: The control collar bugs out and zombie-Jara goes on a rampage

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>112617

>>112617
what is the best option here?

>>112621
HELL YEAH we're free

>>112621
fuck yes! zombie jara is back in the game!

after A LONG ASS TIME

>>112623
I think 2 is the best since we can't rely on the moles for mantaining our body (the sick fucks would just replace damaged body parts for tentacles) and with 3 there could be a risk of getting hurt.

>>112621
Very interesting!

Well, the Star-Nosed Moles have an underground network that can reach many parts of the Valley of Secrets. So where do they dump her slumbering half-Croctopus zombie body? You can choose from:

The Forbidden City
The Pit of Wonders
The Troll Eerie (now gentrified)
The Wizard's Mushroom Tower
The Wizard's Freak Circus
The Wizard's Harem Village
Birdsong Bluffs, a peaceful village
The Hall of Bones
The Road of Tears
The Revenant Zone, a series of abandoned villages avoided by women

First roll >= 7 decides.

>>112621
I feel quite proud of this roll
lets see how long it take untill everything go's to shit again

>>112649
>The Road of Tears

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>112649
The Hall of Bones

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>112649
The Pit of Wonders sounds okay

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>112649
>The Revenant Zone, a series of abandoned villages avoided by women
I want to see how this goes

Rolled 7 (1d7)

>>112649
Freak circus, freak circus! i love the circus!

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>112649
>The Wizards Mushroom Tower
We gonna get control of our true form

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>112656
forgot to roll

>>112668
WINRAR

>>112668
welp

>>112673
wait

>>112673
>>112656
Or is it this guy who forgot to roll and got a 10...

>>112668
Freak Circus wins the roll!

Don't worry, I'm sure those other places will be visited at one time or another.

Alright--let's see how this plays out.

>>112682
Well, i guess i was too late... A shame though.

>>112677
>>112682
First roll at 7 or greater is the chosen path, regardless of latter rolls, so we are going to the Freak Circus.

>>112690
>>112694
Yeah the dice haven't steered us wrong yet. Plus, come on. Freak Circus.

>>112690
c'mon! she's going to be a great star! Octolady

>>112698
the dice haven't steered us particularly right either

>>112711
Wait, If the dice aren't driving, and were back here, who's driving the car!

>>112698
>haven't steered us wrong
>got us thrown into a volcano and turned into both a demon and a statue.

>>112716
What I want to know is, where's the caveman?

>>112716
WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS WHERE'S THE CAVEMAN

>>112719
We are not having horrible luck in this thread.
The dice will fuck us up at some point though.

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>>112728
>>112729
Fucking bastards beat me to it

>>112728
>>112729
>>112737
cave-mind

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>>112716

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Zombie-Jara is abandoned by the road leading to the Freak Circus. It's not long before a traveler heading in that direction spots her.

Tell me about the traveler. Roll a d7.

1: He's a flesh-merchant, and he seeks girls to sell to his awful clientèle...being a zombie just means he won't need to drug her!
2: He travels the Valley of Secrets looking for freaks for the wizard's Freak Circus. This is like the heavens themselves just sent him a freak. Freak girls are worth so much more.
3: He's a simple innkeeper, on his way to the circus to deliver a few barrels of beer. We'll roll afterwards to see what he does.
4: It's a woman who grew up near the base of the Wizard's Mushroom Tower, and she vaguely recognizes Jara and chooses to look after her.
5: It's a sorcerer who would like nothing more than to understand the secrets of the Wizard's Mushroom Tower. He spies a few pale caps growing from a rent in Jara's scalp.
6: It's the Ringmaster himself. We'll roll again to see how he reacts to Jara.
7: It's a fraternity of good-natured assassins just out for a jolly trip to the circus. We'll roll again to see if they help Jara.

>>112840

Rolled 2 (1d7)

>>112840
Please dice gods

>>112846
The Freakcatcher! Okay!

>>112846
Freak circus is our destiny!

>>112840

>>112846
God damnit Anon, She could've been taken care of by a nice old womyn.

>>112840
How much free will do we have right now?

>>112869
Seems we're just above brain-dead vegetable.

Rolled 7 (1d7)

>>112840

Rolling

>>112867
Becoming a main atraction at the circus may not be bad. A lot of people will see Jara and maybe among those is someone who wants to help her.
That said, yes, I fucked up.

>>112886
and we unlocked the zombie Crocto-girl rare skin by the way.

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>>112571
I just remembered what this reminded me of

>>112869
I'm going to address the notion of free will now.

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The Freakcatcher wastes no time. He leaps at Jara with his freak net!

But what's this? Jara herself is a soulless zombie, but her Croctopus tentacles seem to detect the threat, and stir...

Hmm...aren't Croctopus nervous systems distributed around their tentacles? They say a disembodied tentacle has a limited ability to think for itself!

Time to roll! Gimme a d3!

1: The tentacles flail uselessly but without coordination, as the Freakcatcher has sprung from Jara's blind side.
2: The tentacles swipe the net aside and strangle the Freakcatcher, then slowly dismember him. The Freaks in the Freak Wagon freak out and run.
3: The tentacles swipe the net aside and knock the Freakcatcher out, then they pull Jara over to the Freak Wagon where they investigate the piteous whining from within.

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>112965

>>112966
Of fucking course.

>>112966
GOD DAMN IT

>>112966
stardom, here we go!

It's kind of amazing how shit we are.

>>112966
Hahahahaaha oh god

Jara is caught, tied, and bundled with the rest of the Freaks in the Freak Wagon. The Freakcatcher will make a fine profit today.

(I'm going to return in 30 mins or so for one last scene with zombie-Jara before bed.)

>>112984
Are we allowed to roast the freak-catcher on his bigass forehead?

>>113004
we are acting by very primal impulses now. Cephalopod level impulses

Do we know why the Valley of Secrets is called that? Sounds like something we should know

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>>112984
Zombie-Jara is not alone in the rear of the Freakcatcher's wagon. She's been tied with a Silent Giant, a heavily pregnant Peckwife, and a Half-Demon Boy.

Her tentacles are naturally inquisitive, and love nothing more than picking locks and untying knots. So!

Roll a d10. If it's >= 4, she unties the Silent Giant's bonds. I imagine that will cause a bit of a ruckus.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>113367

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>113367

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>113367
Rolls

>>113380
Why do I even bother

>>113380
>>113381
of fucking course!

>>113380
>>113381

>>112982
Well just "kind of" falls short of it.

>>113380
>>113381
I've got to admit this is statistically improbable. The fates seem to demand that zombie-Jara ends up at the Circus.

>>113380
>>113381
This is actually kind of impressive.

>>113402
I blame algorithms!

>>113406
Can you imagine where Jara would be if rolls were roll low instead

>>113420
Jara would be a Goddess by now

>>113380
>>113381
What is this meme magic?

>>113420
She would be queen of the universe by now.

OP please, invert the option list.

>>113380
Come on dude...

Clearly, the dice gods wants maximum suffering for everything Jara related

>>113441
Bet you if he does that we start getting 10s like crazy.

>>113402
We halfway untie the giant and it causes half a ruckus, causing the peckwife to go into labor.

>>113446
Maybe the freak parade isn't that bad. At least we have food and roof.

>>113477
We are literally a zombie, I don't think w need food.

>>113534
She's a zombie in a "no soul"sense, the body is still working. Like someone in a vegetative state.

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The Freakcatcher drops off his cargo with the Ringmaster and leaves a much wealthier man.

The Ringmaster directs the four to their new living quarters, a row of squalid cells behind the latrines.

You have one chance to redeem yourselves here. As Jara passes the Ringmaster, the tentacles reach towards the jangling of keys.

Roll a d10!

If it's <= 5 (that's LESS THAN), the tentacle scoops up the keyring without the Ringmaster noticing.

(That's me signing off for the night...hopefully it's just darkest before the dawn guys...I know we'll be able to turn this around...again follow @qm_guy for times)

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>113696
Goodnight

>>113713
It worked!

>>113713
Noice.

>>113713
>>113727
>>113729

I'm only worried that by doing this, we will insult the dice and earn their wrath

>>113696
Does anyone see the signs to the left?

>>113713
HALLELUJAH

>>113713
We have fooled the system!

>>113744
Dubs speak the truth

I find it darkly funny that this quest ended up having more suffering than melancholic quest

>>114250

And we still haven't hit rock bottom. Imagine Jara's sadness when / if she finds that her brother lived a miserable life due her and is currently an undead creature, all while her mortal body was defiled and turned a souless freak. And with the luck we have with our rolls, odds are that the ass worshipper with her will die a horrible death helping her in the way.

>>114532
Or the years she spent living as a shit eating demon, only to suddenly recover her human memories
all because she wanted slightly smaller tits...

>>113739
It's the original wizard & the staff that turned her into an obsidian ass altar.

>>114250
I find myself wanting to shout whenever we get a really good or bad roll. I'm starting to really care about Jara.

>>115168
I wonder how the staff got into hell in the first place?

>>115932
iirc the wizard was following Jara in the troll eerie when she awoke Arzelus. He was probably sent to the demon realm too. At some point, in those 20 years in which Jara didn't recall her past life he died/lost his staff

>>115968
We never did find out who was following her up that ladder

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>>116043
yeah, I was wrong. the wizard following us was only an option that never happened. But the idea of the wizard returning to the tower and meeting Arzelus isn't far fetched.

>>114570
This quest sends a clear message of body positivity. Girls, diets and plastic surgery can be worse than playing with dice!

>>115968
>>116043
>>116100
I'm going to say it was probably the Wizard; Gert and the Wizard were partners scamming adventurer girls out of their gold. But it was never officially rolled into canon.

I declare it canon!

>>116100
As for how the staff ended up in the Demon Realm, that has yet to be seen. At some point I'd like to clarify how the Wizard's story is intertwined with everything else, but I feel that's better left until Jara meets him (if she ever meets him) again.

>>116399
OP I l-love u

>>108024
Oh shit someone used my buncha queers post. Fucking Noice

>>117183
I wanted the recap to provide a fair and balanced summary of the thread

>>117199
Aye, ya made my boob embiggening theory canon too though so we got some justice for the anti queers.
Great quest so far though OP, and by that I mean fucking terrible for her

>>112668
Man! I just realised I never rolled a d10 but a d7! Welp, it was even less probable to roll >=7 that way.

>>117270
I noticed that today, that says to me that it was meant to be. The dice demanded the Freak Circus.

>>117275
>>117275
Maybe the freak circus will bring us much needed luck

>>117285
or the dice are plotting something really twisted against us

>>117311
Sinister die... who would have thought?

"Jara and the valley of secrets" has achieved epic status in the thread archive. Congratulations OP!

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>>117679
Th...there's something in my eye...

Okay--I can't QM tonight but I just had time for a little interstitial drawing. Four scenes from around the Many Planes...

>>117906
You deserve it OP

>>117906
Congrats, OP.

>>117906
...the robotic head is the dumb one, right? Or am I mistaken?

>>118070
Yes. His arm is also robotic now, seems he either got fucked up and had to replace some parts or just became mecha for the hell of it.