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Archive: http://darksquid.org/titmouse/
Twitter: brianraddatz
Chat: http://darksquid.org/chat

Welcome back to The Legend of Peter Titmouse! When we last left off, Peter was convincing Gnat to abandon her life of mundane drudgery at the hands of her emotionally abusive mother, and embark on a grand adventure and wizardry. It wasn't hard to convince her. ITT: 100 years of overland travel.
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>>154317
Welcome back okk/questy, hope the break was refreshing
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>>154317
OH MY GOOOD.

Well she said it, lets get moving.
After we steal her mom's dishes.
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>>154317
Lets get the fuck out before her mother gets wind of our plans

Along the way run into an abandoned owlbear cub
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>>154317

Secure a giant loan from a loan shark/local thieve's guild before hitting the casino
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>>154317
SWEET TRAVEL MONTAGE
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Hey Questy, how's it going?
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>>154369
comedy dog makes a cameo
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>>154317
>>154384
Seconded, there is a distinct lack of comedy Dog in this quest
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>>154317
Get walking.
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>>154317
Try and sell some of those knives to get some startup money to use in our casino frauds
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>>154413
Wouldn't it make more sense that one of the three comedy pups makes an appearance?

I mean, isn't comedy dog dead? Or a grandpa? And then dead again fuck I seriously forgot how this went
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>>154568
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>>154317
I guess it's time to hit the road
After we have a nice dinner with Gnat's family
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>>154589
Awkward much?
>Uh excuse me, I'm just gonna kidnapp your daughter over here. But first if you don't mind I'd like to share a meal with you. While we presumably have to explain why we're here and you judge us silently.
>That alright with you?
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>>154317
Welcome back dude, hope you enjoyed your break. I missed you
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>>154317
Hell yeah I finally managed to catch one of these threads as it's happening.
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>>154317
Peter leads the way. And does a really terrible job.
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>tfw I check /qst/ for the first time since Okk left and he's back.
I like you Okk
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>>154956
Go to the road, it seems like a private place
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>>154956
Can we steal the river?

Regardless follow that road. This will be the start of her wizard adventure
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>>154956
Sure, the road sounds good. Ask Gnat if she needs help collecting some of the mana from the stream. We must have a cup on us somewhere, right?
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Mention that we'd like to know a bit of magic ourselves. If we were to be able to cast simple spells to light small fires or provide light, that could turn out very handy.

Maybe Gnat can teach us?
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>>154956
Yeah Free Plates!
And super Magic!
Are we sure there won't be super magic monsters?
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>>154956
"Wanna sleep on my chest again? I'll let you feel up my muscles this time..."
cheeky.jpg
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>>154998
Wasn't it stated that it takes a while to learn magic?
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>>155075
Obviously. But even just understanding magic a bit better and attuning to mana could be helpful in the future. And it's not like Magus Road is that particularly exciting that there's a better thing to do on the way.
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>>155082
We only magic we have and the only magic we'll need is our magic good looks
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>>155138
Come on, how awesome would it be to have a spell of "summon fondue"?
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>>155145
Or summon step ladder for Gnat.
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...Why do we like fondue so much? I'm not disputing it, fondue's a rare treat for me, and I don't get to have it that often; I'm just curious.
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>>155145
You make a great point, but how are fucking magic matches going to lead us to that, it's obviously a different type of magic...
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>>155153
Or summon Gnat. She can never leave.
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>>155163
Like she'd ever want to.
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>>155185
She's a sucker for handsome alphas after all
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>>155188
Let's hope she's also a sucker :^)
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>>155188
She /did/ date Chad after all.
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>>155283
We can't let Chad outdo us. We're pretty much great at everything we try, no doubt we'll turn out to be a very competent moon mage.
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>>155299
>can't let Chad outdo us
How's that working out for you so far?
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>>155458
Well we are with the qt 3.14 and he's not, so pretty well I'd say.
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>>155458
SIZZLE
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>>155458
We're playing with his ex and he's playing with some balls, you tell me Okk
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When they camp, Peter tries to get Gnat to teach him some magic stuff for more bonding
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>>155458
>>155481
ITT:QM roasts players, derails completely
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>>155653
This sounds like a creepy sex thing.
So yes.
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>>155653
Vision quest?
VISION QUEST!
DO IT! AND MEET YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL!

It's a gnat
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>>155653
We go on a vision quest with her to see our spirit animal.

Our spirit animals are just a shorter version of gnat and Comedy Dog
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>>155653
That sounds like a pretty bonding moment, plus we'll technically get to be INSIDE of her
:^)
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>>155653
Would it appear, perhaps, as a whole new world? Would you show me the world, shining, shimmering, splendid? Take me wonder by wonder, over sidways and under, on a magic carpet ride?
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>>155488
Chad is the hero of the city. He's probably off on a bigger adventure than us right now, doing better things and becoming the hero of the realm
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>>155653
I-is this a sex thing?
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>>155677
Yeah nah he's probably checking out his teammates in their tight uniforms
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>>155653
"Well, you do have very pretty eyes... What if I have to look at something far away, though? You're a lot closer to the ground than I am."
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>>155653
Is she going to swap our bodies? She might run off with our one if she does.
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>>155653
>sit down on the ground
there. done.
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I bet that's the face she made when she saw Chad's junk.

Why else would she leave him?
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>>155760
third nipple?
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>>155653
We have to say something dangerously cheesy like "I'd love to get lost staring into your eyes"
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hold on a minute
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>>155653
By looking through G nat's large, dark eyes, we learn that she's. Very concerned about questy, creator of poke questy And hopes this thread means he's feeling better.
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>>155760
That face solidifies her status as a qt3.14, even if she's laughing at us.
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>>155900
she's a butterface, anon. all she's got are eyelashes. guess what? cows also have really long eyelashes. would you fuck a cow?
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>>155913
...maybe? It'd depend on the cow.
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>>155913
>petite, spunky qt3.14 witch girl with big brown eyes
>butterface

Whatever you say, anon.
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>>155913
>Butterface
>defined as an ugly face with a hot body
>gnat has cute face, legs only 20% of her body
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we should ask what gnat's real name is eventually
not now but eventually
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>>156180
We already know it, lad.
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>>156196
WE HAVE TO SAVE HER
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>>156204
We already did, lad. Have none of you read the archive?
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>>156209
Newfriends are newfriends.
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>>156277
"Positively glowing."
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>>156277
Like you're on fire.
>waggle eyebrows
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>>156277
Foggy
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>>156277
Are you sure this isn't a sex thing?
Because you look hot
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>>156277
Blue-tiful
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>>156277
Gay
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alternatively: really short.
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>>156283
This. I mean, wow.

And mean it. This is some trippy stuff.
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>>156277
Positively Glowing. Downright Blue-tiful.
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>>156277
Seconding >>156327
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>>156283
>>156327
Seconding
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>>156327
You HAVE to go with this one, Questy
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>>156327
This

What do we look like? I'm curious to see how glass-boy saw us the night of our misdeed
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>>156327
Please punish us with this.
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This was your chance to have Peter say something sweet.
This was your chance to make Gnat blush.
And you guys blue it.
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>>156751
I regret nothing.

Can we be attacked by bandits now?
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>>156751
Gnat from Spat, would you like to ride on my back?
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>>156751
Ask about whether we can harvest the mana from hunting bowhead whales. Propose a whaling venture, there might be good money in their mana and oil.

>>156757
We get attacked by the bandits but one of them recognizes Titmouse and calls it off.

>>156762
>Gnat from Spat wearing a hat following a twat
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>>156757
But anon, we ARE the bandits

>>156770
Bandits try to raid us, then recognize Peter. They then offer to escort us, because dude there's bandits around here, gotta be careful.
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>>156751
I'm starting to think you got an unusual crop of players for once that joke about waifuing, but in practice actually just consider her a gal pal.
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>>156751
>blue
heh
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>>156785
What are you talking about? I'm totally waifu-ing her. You think we make shitty brilliant puns for just anyone? What are you, some kind of Comedy Slut?
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>>156785
Nah, I think they actually thought that line would work. This is anon, remember?
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>>156784
This group of bandits is in turn attacked by a larger group of bandits, who recognize the bandits in our group.

This cascades until we are leading an army of bandits towards Casino City. We resolve to besiege and conquer Casino City.
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>>156770
>Gnat from Spat, in the blue hat, peter wants to tap that hat.
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>>156794
The bandit hoard eventually swells to the point that we successfully pillage the entire world. Daily.
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>>156794
Why conquer the city when we can steal the city?
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>>156811
Conquest is just stealing land from another government. Theft by any other name.

We should establish a kleptocracy once we take over the city.
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>>156784
>>156794
>>156804
gm plz steal this
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>>156751
Well, she's loved Peter's Puns before. Oh well.

Serriously though Gnat, how does one exactly gain mana. Do you just walk along the stream? Seems pretty easy to gain.
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>>156823
Honestly, I'm curious about this, too.
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>>156823
try to channel some manna with all your might
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>>156751
Puns>Money>Bitches
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>>156887
Wisdom be attentive!
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can you just.. GRAB a chunk of mana and use it like clay? use those insanely deft hands of yours.
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>>157284
>steal mana
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>>157294
This.
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>>157294
STEAL mana and craft it into a sword(or some other object)! That's probably like some kinda uh...Summoning magic or some shit, Let's do that shit!
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>>157476
Nah go stay in the tiny hut next door
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>>157476
Burst in knives a flashin, alternatively, spend the entire night peacefully sleeping in Gnat's proximity.
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>>157476
Alright Gnat adventurer 101 starts now, House like this are always inhabited by something, sometimes good things that we will owe a favor too that might get us killed in repaying it, other times bad shit just lives there, however there will always be loot
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>>157476
Its better than anything else. Lets hope it isn't locked. Otherwise we have to improvise, the way only we know how!

Also, how long do these storms last?
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>>157476
Oh no, Gnat! Don't you know? That's where Comedy Dog lives!
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>>157498
>>157524

Pretty much these two. Expect something sucky to be inhabiting this place. Knives out, low-alert (just in case we're wrong and the owner's actually chill), let's get you inside ASAP.
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carry the gnat like a princess
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>>157476
Knock on the door, give your knife salesman pitch, asking to come inside so you can thoroughly explain the virtues of such well-used, er, well-made knives.
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>>157564
use this to buy your way into the house
or better yet,
just rob the house deed
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>>157564
>>157582
Better yet, cartwheel into a strip
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steal the distance between you and the house and deposit it between yourself and the storm.
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>>157610
what quest is that from?
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>>157617
Okay, he's not a Stand, calm down.
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>>157476
On the way to the shelter, ask her what the fuck are mana storms and why they make her nauseous
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>>157621
PAY DAT RENT!!!1 (sic)
>http://mspfanventures.com/?s=7371
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Pick her up on our back without a second's doubt. Head towards shelter, knife out, and ascertain the risk inside.
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>>157705
Thanks.
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>>157725
It's funny, PDR looks like something that can easily belong to /qst/, especially with a protagonist who's prone to stripping a lot.
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>>157678
Also why can we see it without the glasses on
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Hey what was the game genie cheat code for super mario bros infinite lives?
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>>157769
SXIOPO, according to http://www.gamegenie.com/.
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>>157776
Thanks.
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>>157769
Not infinite lives, but SUEISA is one of my personal favorites.
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>>157828
No! Why cruel world! "I demand you return my Gnat!"
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>>157828
Put on the glasses. Maybe there are some magical clues?
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>>157828
I'm getting a strong sword of mana vibe from this part
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>>157831
At the risk of blinding ourselves like dipshits, seconded.

Extreme alarm, knives out, start calling for Gnat.
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>>157828
Go into the deepest and scariest room. The boss should be there.
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>>157828
put on glasses and look at that angel statue, maybe it got some ties were Gnat has gone to
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Don't blink.
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>>157828
knife the statue
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>>157828
>Gnat suddenly disappears
NOOO, IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS
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Oh hey Questy, your back.

That means I should probably go back to work before I take my month leave.
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>>157838
That might be a bad idea, what if there's a ghost or something dangerous and it hears us? It can get the drop on us.

I say that we put on the glasses and have our knives out, but sneak around stealthily. Peter's a thief, he should be good at that.
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>>157828
>Pete confirmed STRONK
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>>157828
Inspect creepy angel statue with magic glasses.
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>>157828
Put on the glasses, see if there's any magical nonsense going on here

Also examine the floor. It's too shiny, it's probably some kind of mirror-monster or portal to somewhere
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>>157828
assume hostiles. steal/break everything.
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>>157828
Why is the floor here so reflective if it's a abandoned house?
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>>158533
Even if dirty, marble is quite reflective
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>>158533
"Abandoned"
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>>157828
Seconding >>157855
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Alright gang, lets split up and look for clues
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>>159032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JaY3vtb760
What I wanna know is where's the Caveman?
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>>159157
...Hello?
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>159157
Rolling to seduce

But seriously thought sneak up behind her and see what she's looking at
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>>159157
Punch her in the snout to establish superiority.
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>>159164
Seconding
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>>159157
That's a being made of light.
You can always trust beings made of light!
Go up to it without a single care in the world, while making sure you have your shirt open for hugs!
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>>159157
Clock her in the back of the head and tie her up, she's magic so we don't want her to get the initiative.
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>>159164
Thirding
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>>159157
Seconding >>159163
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>>159157
Steal the Ghost.
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>>159198
Thirding

But don't drop your guard
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>>159157
(hide behind something and just observe)
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>>159157
HOLY SHIT NEW PERSONA GAME
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>>159259
Wut? Elaborate.
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>>154317
Okk, it would be awesome if you implemented some commenting on your archive.
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>>159296
You think so? Would something like that be on a per page basis?
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>>159330
Yeah, probably on a per-page basis. I keep wanting to point out little things in facial expressions / etc. that I notice.
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>>159330
your webcomic is shit
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>>159395
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>>159395
You're shit.
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>>159395
Wow, I never saw shit taste getting on that level
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>>159395
Hahaha,
STOP.
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>>159395
>questy's fw
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>>159157
Look over the glasses and check if we can still see her. She could be a mana spirit, commonly found near and on mana lines; it's why the building is abandoned.
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>>159395
Nice bait
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>>159609
The fuck just happened ? Confront her
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>>159609
>inb4 she's some kind of Priest/Necromancer combo.

Just politely introduce ourselves. She seems legit.
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>>159609

HERETICS!

BY THE EMPEROR!

Sneak up and backstab for critical damage while she's distracted
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>>159609
Cool you can kill ghosts!
that was a ghost right?
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>>159609
Her name is clearly Evila Reh Yalf from the famous Yalf bloodline.
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>>159609
>Flay her alive
IT'S GETTIN REALLY SPOOPY.
PURGE THE HERETIC FOR THE GOD EMPEROR.
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>>159609

Cleric-type setting undead to rest? Niftyness.

Introduce ourself, ask if she's seen our travelling companion, a petite but lovely wizard trainee, who appeared to vanish.
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>>159609
also ask her why she decided to bleach one side of her hair but not the other, it looks silly
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>>159609
stab
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>>159677
I think it looks cute

>>159609
Better ask her for some notes about that skeleton for our bestiary. It would be a shame if that information was lost.
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Uh.

Hi.
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>>159713
yeah? well your tastes are perfectly fine, I just think it makes her look like a discount Harvey Dent
>>159721
hi
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>>159729
I wasn't talking to you, faggot. I was talking to Sia over there.

Who, by the way, is way cuter than Gnat.
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>>159713
Seconded, we've gotta get to work on filling it up, anyways. What have we got so far, Gant, Us, Skrvrt, Krrkt, Dean, Chad, Glasses Wizard, and now "Weird priest girl", and "Skull dude"
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>>159737
Those are fighting words.

But you are entitled to your opinion and I love you anyway.
Even if your taste is monumentally shit.
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>>159738
Don't forget Tiny Manticore.
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>>159664
This
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>>159752
TWO BOOMERANGS
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>>159609
Maybe this priest person can teach us magic.
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>>159609
>"Stop right there! What's going on here?!"
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>>159609
Channel our inner Cayde-6: "Y'see, I've dealt with this kinda thing before, talking skeletons. Being a thief as long as I've been, I know they're bad news. Tell you what, you help me find my friend, her and I ride out this mana storm in your entryway, and then we pretend we never met. Y'dig?"

I mean, might as well see how far our charisma takes us. Save knives for if she doesn't like our charisma.
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>>159609
Go in and introduce ourselves
All suave like
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>>159609
New girl is a cute

C U T E
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>>160916
tell her you've been restless to find a woman as beautiful as her
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>>160916
We noticed, but it was spooky house or Mana storm. Anyway could you help us find the tiny wizard?
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>>160918
What are we now, Brock from pokemon?
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>>160916
Hmm, so either she ran off to investigate something, or she's been snatched and we have to play the dashing Hero.

Tell the nice lady that you can't leave until you have found your companion. If she wishes to assist in the search we would welcome the help however.
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>>160916
NOW we channel a Nathan Filion character
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ever so non-chalantly, impress her with your detailed monster catalog
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>>160916
Well, we're stuck here till we find gnat anyways, and this chick seems to know whats up. Let's offer to stick with her until we find gnat, and help her out in the meantime.

She's way cuter than gnat, I'm totally switching my focus from gnat to her
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>>160916
Define cursed...and define reckless...
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>>160916
Kidnapping kind of spirits?
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>>160916
Tell her we had nowhere else to go and that we needed to get out of the mana storm, also ask what she is doing here alone if its so dangerous
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>>160928
Oh man, This. This so much.

Also as soon as she mentions her name, start entering her into it. Her picture has the biggest smile ever considering how dour she seems to always look.
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>>160941
This.
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>>160916
What luck she's in
For Peter is actually an amateur exorcist
He took a course and got a certificate and everything
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>>160933
>She's way cuter than gnat, I'm totally switching my focus from gnat to her
Maybe it's because I'm a sucker for petite brunettes, but you're dead wrong, son. My subjective opinion trumps yours!
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>>160933
>Objectively shit opinion: the post

How can one anon be so wrong?
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>>160933
I think you should leave, kind sir. We've no use for your type round hyeah.
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Soo...What's your name? Can you help me fid my, hopefully soon, girlfriend?
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>>160916
Check if she's a ghost, last thing we need is a "dead-all-along" twist.

Explain that judging from past experiences, Gnat is either being attacked by a giant monster or under arrest, and you refuse to leave her to either fate.

Compliment her ghostbusting.
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>>160916
>>161184
Oh no! Gnats under ghost-arrest for trespassing in a haunted mansion! The Judge is the ghost of the Skrvrrt from the first chapter!
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>>160933
wrong
>>160921
and do this
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>>160916
Oh shit! The half moon cult! How did you find me here!
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>>160916
your companion is missing, you will not stop until SHE is found. make sure she knows gnat is a girl so she doesn't try to seduce you.
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>>161312
This. Those halfsies are only repelled by commitment.
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>>160920
>implying we're something better
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>>161369
We are so much better anon, we have standards that take more than a day to fulfill.
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>>161381
The house itself is treacherous and this woman is giving you sexxy eyes. Have none of either of these things
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>>161381
"Welp, you're the ghostbuster here, what do we do now?"
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>>161381
I just realized. This house stole gnat from us. Its challenged us to a thief-off, clearly, so we need to steal as much shit from here as possible.
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>>161381
Keep closing and opening the door untill it's a place you feel willing to go into
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>>161394
This
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>>161393
>wanting to carry cursed shit with you
Yeah nah m8, some of these things will 100% try to kill you in your sleep
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>>161381
Ask her for her name and if she knows any magic that'll fix the doorway.
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>>161381
"So who died in this house?"
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>>161388
I do love her rhombus eyes

Gnat's almond eyes are good, but these are cool and unique

How do you make all these qt eyed grills, Questy?
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>>161408
Do not fall for her quadrilateral optics anon, she means foul deeds that must not be mentioned.
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>>161381
So is this one of them magical puzzle ghost houses where everything changes over and over again? Cause that's pretty frustrating.
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>>161419
Well of course I don't condone Peter getting too comfy with her

Because she's my waifu
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>>161419
We learn to forgive anon, Questy also meant foul deeds that mustn't be mentioned
hilarious canine
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>>161431
>yfw
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>>161394
Thirded
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>>161394
Guys this won't work, the spirits are trolling us they aren't that stupid
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>>161381
Questy! Been following your stuff since back on /vp/!
Keep it up, man.
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>>161394
i love this idea so much.
game the fuck out of this spoopy house
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>>161471
Anon, her eyes need to be more angular, it's her charm point! I demand that you fix this error at once.
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>>161477
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>>161486
Too late.
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>>161486
Much better, thank you anon.
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>>161471
>>161486
Thank you! Your art is adorably cute.
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>>161471
>>161486
>>161494
And also familiar, come to think of it. Have I seen your stuff somewhere before?
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>>161553
Possibly! I hang out at a lot of the quest places.
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>>161471
We rune casters now?
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HURRY UP QUESTY AAAAAAHHHHH
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>>161722
Go through the door
But stand guard, make Peter seem like an Alpha guardian
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>>161722
Do we need some wibbly wobbly words that I can't pronounce, or would these knives work just fine?

pull out the beastiary, makes sure to fill this out.

steal some bone dust? Salt is used for exorcism, and bone dust is white and powdery!
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>>161722
Ask her what she can do to quell the things in the house, then tell her how great and amazing your skills are.
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>>161735
forget that, we need to know if her hair is dyed or natural.
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>>161722
Time to play the dashing hero and run directly into the obvious trap. It's the only way you're going to get at the spirits anyways.
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>>161722
>"So we kill it, right? Where is it?"
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>>161766
Absolutely this
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>>161766
I'm curious as well.
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>>157476
Find cover if you want to live!
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>>161722
>ID: Ox3Nx13n
IMPOSTOR
>>161766
this desu
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>>161722
CLEAVE AND SMITE

Ask for assistance on the whole "quell" business.
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>>161722
These Dutch Angles bother me on an existential level.
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>>162537
I think that was the intention.
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>>161722

"And by what means might we acheive this? The sooner the better."
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>>161722
Make a noise halfway between a sneeze and saying the word "bacon" in reverse.
Accidentally summon Alex the freindly earth elemental.
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>>162986
QUICK ENGAGE EMERGENCY TECHNIQUE

HUG COMFORT
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>>162986
Obviously the ghost is ocd and you need to set that crate right side up to get them to calm down.
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>>162986
Don't go through the doorway yet, it might not be there after you go in. Call out to her from the stairwell.
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>>162986
Use the magic glasses to try and tell if it's really her or not, since some fucky shit's been going on and we have no idea if it can make mimics of people or not.
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>>162986
>>162996
This. Use glasses + ask our new friend if that's real or some crazy ghost trick.
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>>162986
Quick, tell Harmony to steal the spirit obviously possessing Gnat!
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>>162996
>>163001

Seconding both.
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>>162986
This may be another of the ghost's tricks. Put on glasses to inspect and approach carefully.
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>>162986
"It's okay Gnat, I'm sure we can get that box right side up again."
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Use glasses to check whether it's Gnat. If it's her, run the fuck over and hug her.

We blue it earlier, it's time to make up for it.
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Propose hand holding to avoid separation...Also they get to hold hands with us as a bonus~
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>>161471
>>161486
>>161494
>>161553
>>161570
It looks like Larro to me. You cant hide from me, Larro!

It was kinda hard to find exact evidence, because Larro has a pretty diverse art style, but here are some eyes that are basically the same.
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>>163089
Out of curiosity, where's that pic from?
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>>163096
The character roster he put up on twitter recently. Cant link it because of spam filter, but just check https://twitter.com/HeroRena
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>>162986
>>162990

BUG IS FOR HUG AND SNUG
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>>163036
>"It's okay Gnat, I'm sure we can get that box right side up again."
But what if the box is on the correct side up... WHAT IF GNAT IS SITTING ON THE CEILING?
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>>162986
Put on the mana glasses.
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>>162986
Gnat is not possessed or anything, Gnat is crying because her friend Peter refuses to talk to her about whats wrong, feeling she abandoned by him...
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>>162986
I vote for hugs. But check things over with the glasses first. Oh and see if Harmony can sense ghosts or whatever.
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>>162986
Gnat, meet my new BFF Harmony. Harmony, just to make sure that -isn't- a ghost apparition, right?
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>>162986
HUG HUG HUG HUG
U
G

H
U
G

H
U
G

H
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G
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>>162986
Don't hug, It's a trap. Ghosts will try and attack you, or maybe a lich. Best to be cautious and have the priest mage use her undead killing magics to see if Gnat is really Gnat.
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>>163682
But then Gnat wouldn't know how much you care about her.
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>>163797
>But then Gnat wouldn't know how much you care about her.
Is reassuring Gnat worth risking our lives?
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>>163803
Maybe. Just maybe.
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>>163803
Yes.
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>>163803
Is that a rhetorical question? Because the answer is a resounding yes.
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>>163803
No. It's not even worth the effort desu
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>>163809
>>163812
>>163815
We should at least put on the mana glasses than, to try and see if their are ghosts or if that is the real Gnat. We can't just charge in and expect to not die.
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>>163803
Certainly yes.
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>>163803
Nah.
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>>163831
Crap, meant to say then.
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>>163831
I brought that up here >>163040 already
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>>163803
Not even remotely. She's not half the girl this new one is. I mean the difference between them is pretty black and white.
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>>163850
Gnat's the only waifu with that spice and fervor the new one lacks. Look at the cleric, she's too soft.
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>>163862
I dunno man, a waifu as good as this cleric only comes around once in a blue moon. I mean, her attractiveness is downright haunting.
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>>163850
I see what you did there.
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>>163882
Really? But we're not wearing the glasses, and these puns are rather magical.
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>>163890
My punny glasses are on 24/7.
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>>163803
Yes.
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>>163803
Absolutly
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>>163803
yep
>>163850
you are incorrect
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>>163803
Oh absolutely. But we should put on the glasses anyway to be certain.
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>>163964
He's completely literally correct. Gnat is half her size, and she wears black and white clothing.
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>>163996
damn, the force of puns has defeated me
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>>164055
Fucking hell, this is gonna be like that mansion I tried to rob last year ain;t it
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>>164055
Tell her she disappeared from the foyer as soon as we turned around, and it's only been a few minutes since we last saw he. Ask what happened from her point of view, and mention this place is super fucking haunted and spoopy.
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>>164055
"...So apparently this house messes with time AND space. I already want to leave. Harmony, any ideas of how to get us out safely?"

Do NOT let go of the Gnat. I'm honestly paranoid about losing her again.
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>>164055
cute!
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>>164082
Harmony is not behind us any more! So SPOOKY!
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>>164055
Have Harm check Gnat for spiritual AIDS, since she's obviously been exchanging ectoplasm with them.
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>>164093
uggggh I hope that didn't just happen.

Also Gnat, you look REALLY cute without your hat. I mean, you look cute with the hat, but ridiculously cute without it. Best of both worlds.

We need to compliment her eyes one of these days, completely nonchalantly.
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>>164055
FOR FUCK SAKE MAGIC MANSIONS.

piece of professional advice, never do a heist in a magic mansion. I tried once, ended up younger than when I went in.
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>>164075
>>164104
...storytime?
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>>164104
That does not sound too bad compared to what the one I tried to rob did.

I'm still posting from there.
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>>164055
Tell her we have to hold hands from now on to stop us from getting separated again.
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>>164376
And then when her short legs cant keep up with our pace carry her on our back.
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>>164376
Get your disgusting fetish out of here
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>>164478
We should tie her on backwards, so we have someone watching our back. Don't want any ghosts sneaking up from behind.
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>>164478
Why not do that all the time? Ratchet and Clank style.
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>>164591
We'd need to find propellers for her.
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>>164055
>"Let's stay close together from now on. Oh, this is Harmony; she helped me find you."

Then bridal carry Gnat and walk to the exit.
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>>164075
>>164104

storytime!
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>>164104
Hah, you think that's bad, I was knocked out in a haunted house and woke up an old man. So did my wife
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>>164671
Was he angry when you woke him up?
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>>164671
One time I died in a house and then it became haunted.
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>>164692
That's nothing. One time I haunted a house and then died!
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>>164690
Yeah, he was so mad he died.
and became the ghost
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Sure hope I don't get banned for this one.

>>164480
Dare you enter my magical realm?
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>>165004
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>>165004
Absolutely fucking disgusting

Should've been holding harmony's hand
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>>165004
Peter should honestly have no problem with casual hand holding and neither should Gnat.

Let the poor Cleric stew in the lewdness
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>>165004
I think it's cute.
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>>165004
Lewd!!!!! but I approve.

Anyways, introduce Harmony and Gnat and follow Harmony's lead on dealing with the spoopiness that has infected this mansion.
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>>165004
Holy shit dude there are children on this site!
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>>165004
Lewd behavior: taunt the ghost into manifesting nearby.
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>>165004
AAAAA blue board, blue board!
Ask harmony where to go
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>>165004
Hot.

Now, back to one of our old questions. How long do mana storms last? Is she feeling a little better/not as nautious.

Then introduce Harmony and ask her more about the house/spirits we may be dealing with.
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>>165053
Oh!!! Don't forget to add them to your monster codex!
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WAT
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>>165053
Also hold her hand so we don't loose her?
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>>165004
Maybe hold hands with Harmony too so we don't get separated from her either
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>>165255
I figured that was implied. But well, yeah we should still keep holding her hand.
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>>165255
No, maybe just keep our hand on her shoulder.
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>>165282
Also, periodically peek to our side to make sure it's her hand that we're holding.
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>>165004
Grab Harmony's hand too. We -need- to stick together.
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>>165401
you have jinxed it.
in b4 severed arm hand holding gag
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I'll back holding harmonys hand too. We can't afford to get separated from the person best suited to disposing of spoopy ghosts, after all

Captcha:
Select all street signs
>Picture of a forest
Wut
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>>165004
>>165401
Oh man as soon as we look away she'll be replaced by some creepy mannequin or some shit
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>>165513
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>>165004
I'm all for killing some dead things to death, but it seems suspicious that the way to Gnat would suddenly be revealed like that. We should consult Harmony and then get back to the killing part.
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Wait, I take this back.
>>165401

>>165560
This sounds much smarter.
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>>166169
SCOOBY DOOBY DO! WHERE ARE YOU!
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>>166169
we're gonna have a crazy chase scene aren't we?
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>>166169
>the look
clearly gnat harbors a well-founded ire for the new inferior gal
anyway, with caution, head into the hallway and open doors and stuff
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>>166169
>menifests

Also, we should probably play our trump card, the Totem Pole of Power.

With Harmony, that makes three people for the totem pole.

>>166184
Sorry m80, Harmony is clearly superior to Gnat.
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>>166169
Well, we could open every single door. OR...we could use our glasses.

Or both.
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>>166169
Walk in the group as a party.

Then turn around towards harmony and attempt to unmask her as the corrupt lawyer from the courthouse.
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>>166169
There is a simple way to solve this: DESTROY THE HOUSE! No house, no magic.
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>Woman with the last name Swan shows up
>Elizabeth Swan is a main female character from Pirates of the Caribbean, the movie series.
>MC is basically a more competent version of Guybrush Threepwood.
>Guybrush Threepwood is the MC of the Monkey Island series
>Which is based off of the Pirates of the Caribbean theme park ride
>Which is the inspiration for the Pirates of the Caribbean movies
>Yet not one single Anon is making Pirates of the Caribbean references

I feel disappointed, and a little sad.
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>>166237
Sorry mate, but I can't shitposting sober and all the rum is gone.
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>>166237
>quest is written in english
>english is a germanic language
>no nazi puns
Step it up, anons
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>>166265
I did nazi that connection coming.
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>>166265
>Quest is on a board whose servers are located on Earth.
>Earth is third planet from the Sun.
>10-3=8
>8th planet from the Sun is Neptune.
>Neptune is where the movie 'Event Horizon' takes place.
>Event Horizon is set in the Warhammer 40k universe.
>No WH40k puns.

I can't believe it...
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>>166285
>10-3=8

Sir, you lost me here.
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>>166297
>Not knowing theoretical, Chaos math.

I'm honestly just trying to cover up my drunkenness now.
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>>166285
>>166285
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>>166285
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>>166324
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>>154317

I just discover this quest and instantly feel in love with it. Just letting that out.
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>>166486
Thank you. I'm always happy when people enjoy my work.
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Questy would you fuck my bumhole for a nickel?
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>>166305
I always knew base 11 was trouble
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>>166169
loudly comment on the fact this house is bullshit
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>>166169
Ask Gnat about Harmony's White Mana
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My work week starts again tomorrow.
I'll keep drawing this, and I'll try to get a page or two done on my work days, but no promises.
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>>166606
Oh look a Boney Hisser. good thing we already have it in our beastiary with it's weaknesses written down
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>>166606
Alright, we have two knives, it has two eyes, let's do some particularly painful addition.

2+2=Victory.
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>>166606
QUICKLY USE YOUR LEFT HAND AND THROW A KNIFE AT THE CREATURE!
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>>166606
This plays in the background:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
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MONSTER IS NAMED THE BLORZNOCHT
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>>166606
This>>166614
And grab Harmony and put her behind you
You WILL be the alpha guardian
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>>166628
Is anyone else getting a kind of Final Fantasy X vibe? Only there's one guardian, and multiple magic users to be defended.
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>>166634
Difference being we can't protect for shit, we're just pretending to be alpha
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I just noticed the update's background changing depending on the mood/setting of
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>>166606
good luck with your work dude
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>>166606
Better get that thing down in the bestiary
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>>166606
Harmony has some levels in Monk to further differentiate herself from Gnat. Cleanse it with fist.
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>>166553
>>166606
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>>166606
get knife out, throw it for a distraction rather then a killing blow. like hitting it in the leg. harmony seems to be the best at undead purging, with the bone dusting powers.
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>>166677
Seconding, this should be our priority at all times
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>>166606
G O D S W O R K
O
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W
O
R
K
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>>166606
throw your bandana in its face to blind it I mean jesus look at those eyes they probably get irritated constantly.
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>>167148
the many hats we've acquired would be better I think, I mean what if our bandanna gets damaged? but yes we should totally try to blind it using headwears
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>>166606
HSSSS him.
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>>167195
I think I catch your drift......

Throw Chad's hat on the freddy krueger monster so it catches his scent AND blinds him.... Nice
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>>166606
Throw our hat and bandana at the monster. That might give Harmony or Gnat time to make a magical attack.
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>>160920
>Not wanting to be Brock
>Replying to an old post
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>>166606
What the hell guys, this dude just got out of the shower, and you wanna stab him? That's cold, guys.
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>>166606
Uh, priest girl. Can you use some undead-away magics to kill the scary tentacle head monster?
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>>167283
Let's just talk to him :^)
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>>167777
Run away. We have Gnat, we're not going to risk her just to save Harmony.
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>>167777
Cut the tentacles with our knives. WOuld be a real chad move to just ditch her here to save ourselves.
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>>167777
.... -_-. Wow.

Okay, knife that tentacle and save Harmony.
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>>167777
Stab it in the eyes
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>>167790
And we're not Chad
Do this Questy
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>>167777
Nice quads.

Flying Knife Tentacle Chop!
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>>167777
Chop off the tentacle, yes
But Gnat should cast some ice shards at its eyes
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>>167777
Slice the tentacles off and then have a Scooby Doo style chase
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>>166606
i demand peter at least tries to rapidly open and close a door to see if it leads to somewhere else.
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Well nevermind. She's the distraction now. You be the offense. Also Gnat.
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>>167777
Mention that you've read enough [fiction form name here] to know where this leads. Then cut the tentacle.
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>>167777
Stab it in the eye.
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the only language the things here understand is MURDER.
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>>167887
I want to say... Taiwanese Bone Carvings?
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>>167904
I was thinking of Indian Leather Embroidery, but I don't know enough about the setting.
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>>167904
Singaporean China Dishes.
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>>167777

This isn't just a skeleton, it's a thing inside a skeleton. Cutting the eyestalks seems a blinder of a move.
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>>167777
That thing better not hurt my waifu's beautiful eyes, Questy
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>>167777
Knife the tentacle in half.
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>>167928
>>167799
This, cut the eye stalks. It might be easier to approach it because one of it's tentacles is busy
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>>167777
Steal it's eyes!
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>>167777
Lets us steal harmony from the newly named HSSS-WHD
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>>168034
Is It an evolved form?
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>>167777
STEAL THE EYES
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>>167777

Knife the eyes, then steal Harmony.
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>>168422
Your trip is showing m8.
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>>167777
Sigh this was your chance to show your skills, Harmony, but you blew it. Time to chop that tentacle. Either that or yank his arm off and bash him in the head
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>>167777
Oh and you could always push it through one of the mysterious doom doors too
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shouldve thrown a hat questy.
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I think we hit the 72 hour permasage limit.
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cock
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>>167887
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>>171141
Wait I haven't seen enough hentai?
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>>171247
You have seen but the tepid surface that english readers may veiw. There are such horrors beneath the tentacles that you could not comprehend it.
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>>171740



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