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Welcome to Not so Glorious Quest!

This is a drawquest and an anything-can-happen wacky adventure, where (you) the player(s), will dictate the actions and decisions of our young 15 years old girl protagonist “Ilin”, in a medieval fantasy-esque setting. Her main objective is to become GLORIOUS! How do you achieve gloriousness? Well, we’re going to find out!

Illin will do anything you guys say. But her chances of success will depend on how well you describe her actions, if they make (some) sense and if she doesn’t suck at it. Have fun!

Disclaimer: My English sucks, mature themes could appear and this will get even dumber.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/91m10

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Not+so+glorious+quest

Summaries, draws and Information: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q7Cc_ztUb-GhH3B-WAPCFfVyi4pfYFa_v_01ooTafuo/edit?usp=sharing

In our last chapter, we were on a boat heading to Pasiturnia (Tinco’s Hometown); we had a wacky time with arm wrestling, facing defeat, A MURDER CASE, a small mutiny and the revival of your favorite spirit enemy, Mishi! Who escaped somehow!

Now we’re getting out of the boat! It’s maybe time for adventuring! Or maybe not, who cares at this point!

So let’s get to it! (Sorry for the delay)
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You heard Tinco! You’re finally in a new place! It’s finally time to have fun!

“Go and wake up everyone it’s time for us to leave” Tinco remembered that your friends are inside too. You do as he says and waked up Emily and Shimilia.

“Let… me… sleep… a bit… mooooore” Emily says, that remind you of the good old days in Cacoth. Lazy girl.

“Don’t… touch… me… you… motherpleaser…” Shimi says gibberish.

You yell at them.

“WHAT? WHAT?!” Shimi screams.

“NO! I DON’T WANT TO EXERCISE!” Emily says scarred. “I mean… what’s up?”

You tell both girls it’s time to go.

“Oh okay” Shimi jumps out of bed. “Time for the world to experience Butterfly Shimilia!”

“Can you carry me?” Emily says slowly with her eyes closed. “Oh, your arm. I’ll get up” She gets out of the bed. You 3 leave the room with the two guys waiting outside.

“You girls are slow” Tinco says displeased with his arms crossed.

“Sorry” Emily says while yawning. “So what’s the deal?”

“Well, we have some options. It’s a bright day so I wouldn’t mind if you girls have some fun while I and Wardell go to my home to unpackage all these stuff. It seems you need it. If I remember correctly there is a bulletin board in the main plaza, there should be some fun things to do today. It’s Saturday after all.”

“Saturday?! “ Emily screams. “I’ll have to pass! I’ll accompany you home! I’ll take our stuff too” She sounds worried.

“I mean, it’s not necessary…” Tinco says confused. “But if you want to go with me I don’t mind. But otherwise, the plaza is enormous so don’t worry about getting lost. For the ones who want to go, I’ll pick you up at afternoon”

“I’ll go! Time for this town to experi—“ Shimi gets interrupted.

“We know… the butterfly thing.” Emily gets annoyed.

“Rude!” Shimi gets annoyed.

“I’m being rude because you’re forgetting something important…” Emily stares at Shimi.

“Me?! Forgetting something?! In that case it shouldn’t be as important as you think!” Shimi replies, Emily is beyond mad at her… you don’t know why.

Well you have two options clear.

>Let’s go to the plaza. (With Shimilia)
>Let’s go to Tinco’s house. (With Emily, Tinco and Wardell)
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>>615022
We must find a quiet secluded place for us to practice our stand power.
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>>615022
>Let’s go to Tinco’s house. (With Emily, Tinco and Wardell)
Work first, fun later.
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>>615022
> go to the plaza
Whatever Emily is worried about I want it to happen.
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You look at Tinco and said you want to find a quiet secluded place for you to meditate for… ehm… something cool.

“How I’m supposed to find you, if you hide?” Tinco scratches his head in confusion. “Okay, Do whatever you want, but as soon as the sun sets I want you on that plaza, okay?”

You nod.

“Okay, I’ll show you the way to the plaza” You five leave the boat after saying good bye to the new captain.

“I’ll miss those guys…” Wardell adds in a sad tone.

“You were friendlier with them than with us, you know that?” Tinco says a bit jealous.

“It’s that… you guys are not that fun to follow around. Ilin at best can be fun at times.” He remembers your arm wrestling duel.

“I’ll take offense to that, Mister Wardell!” Shimi chimes in. “You know, since you two are going the safe way! Wardell and I will have some fun! Tinco where’s the plaza?” Tinco points to the general direction, the plaza is huge, and there is a fountain in the middle. Tinco says that will be the meeting point.

Little Shimi grabs Wardell arms and both left to the plaza

“That’s a weird pairing if I ever saw one” Tinco says worried.

“A dumb weird pair” Emily adds. Tinco laughs.

“Hey, those dumb dumbs left their stuff with us! We can’t carry all this!” Emily says. “Ilin, I know your arm hurts but…” She wants you to carry some of the stuff. They don’t look heavy, with oen arm it should be enough. You do it and follow them to Tinco’s house.

Tinco’s place is big! At least for your standards. It’s also well kept; maybe someone else lives here too.

“Woah! Tinco this place is amazing!” it’s not that good, she’s exaggerating.

“Well, I never said I was a bad merchant, did I?” He says proudly.

You left the stuff in the floor. After a while, Emily tells you that she and Tinco will go shoping, and that you are free to do anything you want. She and Tinco left promptly, almost like she’s dragging him somewhere. You’re alone.

>Stay here to meditate.
>Find a quieter place to meditate.
>Let’s go to the plaza! Let’s have fun.
>Write In.
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>>615256
>>Let’s go to the plaza! Let’s have fun.
We deserve this
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>>615256
Sit on the roof and meditate.
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>>615256
>>Stay here to meditate.

Being SWOLE is cool and all, but you also need to toughed up your spirit, just in case you stumble upon that nasty ghost
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You went outside the house and tried to jump to the roof to meditate there. You can reach it with your hands, but it’s too hard for you to climb with one arm available. This pissed you off; you’re not in a good state of mind to meditate… or meditate now will be more useful? Who knows! You left the place and went to plaza.

This place is still huge; there are not a lot of people here. Maybe they are doing the activities Tinco mentioned early. You went to the bulletin board to see if something catches your interest.

Indeed! There are some activities for today! What do you choose to do?

>Participate in the Eating Contest.
>Go to the Fortune teller.
>Go and watch the Beauty Contest.
>Go and watch the Chicken race.
>This is dumb, let’s go back and meditate!
>Write In?
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>>615459
>No muscle contests? This is dumb go back and meditate.
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>>615459
>>Go and watch the Beauty Contest.

See what passes for beauty in this place. If they cannot appreciate the beauty of a well toned body, they are missing it.
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>>615459
> beauty contest
> fortune teller
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>>615459
>Go and watch the Beauty Contest.
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Pfft!!!... No Muscle contest? Not even a lifting contest? This sucks! Well, you will let those PLEBEIANS have their peasant fun. You on other hand will go back to meditate. Or maybe… just maybe, take a peak of the beauty contest… And later go to the fortune teller…



You went to the Beauty Contest, it didn’t took you long to find the big scenario that's holding the upcoming contest, it’s in the beach near the port. There is a big crowd here, most of them are men. This is not a good sign…

From a stand near the scenario you hear a man calling for anyone to participate; it seems they still need more contestants. You have a bad feeling about this, not because of the rowdy crowd, but something else…

>Just Watch, this could be embarrassing otherwise.
>Fuck it! Let’s participate! They will appreciate our SWOLE!
>Leave to the fortune teller.
>Write In.
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>>615587
> just watch
Surely butterfly Shimi will take it out
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>>615587
>Fuck it! Let’s participate! They will appreciate our SWOLE!
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>>615587
>Participate
Let's show them our SWOLE.
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Against every rational thought that goes through your head, you decided to participate in the beauty contest. At least with your SWOLE body you think you have a chance.

You raise your hand and went through the sea of people to reach the stand. The guy who made the call spots you and smiles.

“You want to participate?” the normal looking guy with short hair asks you.

You nod slowly like not knowing what you are doing.

“Well, that’s great! You’re a pretty good looking girl! What’s your name, young lady?”

>Say your real name.
>Make an alias.
>Write In.

(Warning: If Ilin loses, her self-esteem will be destroyed.)
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>>615799
> Make an alias.
Violet
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>>615799
>Make an alias.
Steve
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“Steve”

That’s the name that comes out of your mouth.

“Excuse me? I can’t hear you!” The rowdy crowd is making some noise, it seems the contest is about to start soon.

“Violet”

You thought about it a little.

“I knew your name was not Steve! Now follow me Violet.”

You jump onto the stand and follow the man to the back of the scenario. Behind they are a lot of changing booths. You count at least 7.

“Every contestant is in one of these and can’t leave them until we start the whole thing, we don’t want them to create animosity between them, some nasty things have happened before.” He smiles at you like this was a daily occurrence. “Also they are some clothes inside if you want to change. You can use what you’re wearing, but I don’t recommend it if you want to win” He pats you on the back and leaves.

You enter your booth; it’s like a small tent. Ehm… it has a chair and 3 types of clothes hanging from coat rack. You inspect the clothes to see which one fits you the most… All of them are revealing in a way or another, it’s incredible embarrassing to pick…

>Stay as you are, your muscles are going to melt those boys.
>Cut your clothes to reveal more of your well defined body.
>Use the Cute short dress. Everything else is either too revealing or embarrassing for you to use in public.
>Run. This was a bad idea.
>Write In.
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>>615997

Pick the most revealing piece of clothing. That well toned body of hers should be seen by everybody
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>>615997
> use the cute short dress
> start taunting the other competitors, say were gonna squat them so hard!
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>>615997
>>Use the Cute short dress. Everything else is either too revealing or embarrassing for you to use in public.
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Right! Your body is your pride and proof of your hard work! There is nothing to be ashamed of by showing it! You change to the most revealing clothes you find. And while your mind is telling you that your body rocks and you should show it, well, your body disagrees. You can’t move. It’s too embarrassing. But for some reason this outfit reminds you of something, like a weird dream you had a long time ago. Well, who knows?



You change your clothes to the cute short dress.

Using those embarrassing clothes make you feel more confident about using the dress, it’s not as uncomfortable or cold to use. It’s a nice dress.

You get called for the competition. You left your booth and faced the other competitors. With the remains of your confidence you taunted them.

“I-I-I- I’m going to squat yo-yo-you so hard!” It sounded pathetic. Most of them laugh, while two felt bad for you and asked how you are feeling. One of them is very good looking blond girl. You stared at the ground awkwardly the whole time waiting for the world to disappear.

You have no confidence at all about this, but at least you feel no shame wearing this dress. It’s time to face the competition, how you tackle it?

>Let’s try to be sexy! Man love sexy!
>Try to be shyly cute! You’re no confident enough to appear sexy! You would look awkward!
>Try to be yourself and show those muscles! It's time to show the world how SWOLE you are.
>Write In.

(Last reply of the day! See you guys tomorrow!)
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>>616502
>Try to be yourself and show those muscles! It's time to show the world how SWOLE you are.
START. FLEXING.

Thanks for running!
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>>616502
>>Try to be shyly cute! You’re no confident enough to appear sexy! You would look awkward!

Shy kawaii moe
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>>616502
>Act shy.

Woo all the male's!
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>>616502
>>Try to be shyly cute! You’re no confident enough to appear sexy! You would look awkward!
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>>616502
> act shy
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>>616502
>>616629
"Awww, all these big strong men cheering for me."
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>>616502
>Act YURI.
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>>616502
>FLEX
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>>616502
>SWOLE
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>>616502
>FLEX
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One of the organizers explains the rules to you and the girls, is as follows:

After being called by name, you’re supposed to go out, pose for a bit and wait for everyone to do the same. Then when everyone is in the scenario, they will pick the 3 most cheered ones, and between those 3 they will pick a winner. Pretty simple. You were the last entrant, so, take a guess.

Nerves are getting to you. Every other contestant is wearing revealing clothes. You hope this doesn’t play an important part later.



You hear how the others contestants are massively cheered when they go out…



Your turn is next. Time to face this unorthodox challenge!



You go out of the curtain and get a lukewarm response. Obviously they expected a more revealing outfit. Most participants are looking down on you, except the two who felt bad for you in the back. The host calls you to the center of scenario and asks you for your name. You shyly whisper “Violet”; you’re looking down the whole time. The crowd “awws”, mostly women thought… to bad there aren’t much of them.

The host asks you to pass through the runway and pose. You start walking and confronted the crowd, is bigger than before! You feel your legs shaking! This was a bad idea!



You get in front of the not so rowdy crowd. You know what you came to do, time to flex! Time to show the world your hard work!



You close your eyes and showed your muscles with confidence! Your change of attitude made the crowd start cheering for you! Too bad is not even close at level of cheers you heard before… Well, it’s something… I mean, it’s not like you’re watching the crowd reacting… You’re just hearing them.

Maybe you need to change plans…

>Keep showing those muscles! They are just in awe of your presence!
>Attempt to act shy.
>Attempt to act sexy.
>Write In.
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Attempt acting shy and sexy, that'll get 'em
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>>618295
>Flex more. Channel mother too!
Stand plus flex power shall prevail!
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>>618295
Act shy and SWOLE. This'll be unorthodox.

The word you're looking for is "scene", not "scenario"
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>>618295
>Write In.
SHY
SWOLE
SEXY
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>>618295
I think the action most in line with the quest so far would be
>Show off (a small part of) your workout routine.
>(Get swept up in the momentum and end in a handstand.
>Accidentially flash everyone.
>Wine)
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(Sorry for delay)
(And yeah, I meant scene/stage, not scenario. I stopped proof reading lately, but that will change now.)

You kept flexing in front of the crowd. But because you were nervous about crowd’s reaction, you opened your eyes and took a good look at your audience.

Oh god, they all are staring at you like you’re a freak show, they were not expecting this kind of performance at all; this took you off for a second and you almost trip, good thing you have good balance. Some people laugh and you instinctively blush, since acting shy is part of your plan. A good part of the crowd aww’d again with your reaction; after that you shyly cover your face with both hands.

You heard voices of encouragement from the crowd for you to keep going, at this point is really difficult to understand if the crowd is into you or not, at least your shy SWOLE unorthodox act is catching their attention. You get your composure back and kept showing off your training to the good people.

A small but loud part of the crowd wants you to act sexy, but the vast majority is strangely enjoying what you are doing. You don’t know if keeping your act like this is going to gather votes lately…

>Finish your act being SWOLE as always! That’s the whole point!
>Finish your act doing something extravagant! Like dance routine! Channel your inner Shimi!
>Finish your act with a bow and a bright smile! Your awkward charisma is winning them!
>Write In.
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>>619284
>Finish your act with a bow and a bright smile! Your awkward charisma is winning them!
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>>619284
>Finish your act with a bow and a bright smile! Your awkward charisma is winning them!
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>>619284
>>Finish your act with a bow and a bright smile! Your awkward charisma is winning them!
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>>619284
>Finish your act with a bow and a bright smile! Your awkward charisma is winning them!
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Well, one of the people running the contest signals you to finish your act from the crowd. You flex one more time, and then bow down to the crowd. You hear a round of applause for you, it’s loud! But unlike every other contestant, it wasn’t a massive cheer of thirsty horny men. In the least, you didn’t have to humiliate yourself or lost some of your pride, in fact you showed it to the world! This is Ilin everybody!... I mean, Violet!

You smile at the crowd and wave them. The host drags you with the other participants and tells everyone it’s time to vote!

One after the other, your fellow contestants approached the stage to receive the cheers they deserve; some were pretty sad with timid applauses or forced cheers. You can see her hearts breaking, it’s so sad. This is a really tough crowd when it gets to decide the winner. And none of them is ugly by the way, far from it.

It’s your turn to take a stand. It was a weird kind of cheers and applauses, women were crazy for you and were pretty loud, most men were casually clapping but nothing big and the small horny crowd were beyond pissed with you; they called you a dyke, ugly and wanted you off the stage. Those big strong men were in fact not cheering for you. It kind of got into you, but you manage to give a bright smile to those who did support you.

The host aligns everyone once again, and then called by name the 3 participants for the final, sadly, you weren’t part of the selected group. Your gut tells you placed 4th or 5th. You and your fellow losers left the scene, most of them are crying. The guys on the back thanked everyone for participating and gave everyone a shirt. It’s pretty disappointing to be honest. One of the guys tells you to change up please to your clothes. You go on the booth, take off the cute short dress and put back on your sailor clothes.

How does this affect you? Well, you’re not exactly devastated, but fuck, you’re sad, doubts began to cloud your mind… Maybe the world doesn’t want anyone this SWOLE? Maybe you aren’t cute? Maybe you aren’t as good as you think you are... Poor Ilin! You’re in a terrible state of mind now and feel empty inside. It’s lunch time and nowhere near time to reunite with the crew…


>Let’s meditate in a quiet place.
>Let’s search for Shimilia and Wardell.
>Let’s go to the fortune teller.
>Write In.

+Lousy t-shirt.
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>>619709
>Try to remember what is up with Emily and Saturday. It’s not anyones birthday, is it?
>>615022
>“Saturday?! “ Emily screams. “I’ll have to pass! I’ll accompany you home! I’ll take our stuff too” She sounds worried.
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>>619709
>>Let’s meditate in a quiet place.
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>>619709
>Let’s meditate in a quiet place.
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Huh? You try to remember what is up with Emily; she acted weird on the boat at morning. It has something to do with today’s date. What happened today? It’s someone’s birthday? Well, you do know it’s not Emily birthday. You 3 are all the same age and she’s already 16. Well you call Shimilia, “Little Shimi” because she’s the youngest and smallest of the three… That only means one thing! It’s your birthday! Happy Birthday you!

Some part of your sadness leaves your body; the rush of having a secret birthday party excites you! But you still have doubts about yourself and how you’re handling things. But! It’s YOUR BIRTHDAY! HOORAY!

Of course you can’t spoil the surprise! You can’t cross path with ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS until afternoon. It’s a special day. Ilin’s day! For the sake of killing time you decided to meditate in quiet isolate place.

You traverse the main plaza to the opposite side, walk some blocks away from civilization, and found a long meadow with nothing but grass; it doesn’t seem to be animals or a farm near. This is basically the end of the town. It’s a small town, not as small as Cacoth, but still small.

You sit in a hill and start to meditate. You feel a breeze passing and began to calm down. You slowly inhale and exhale… You’re meditating; at least that’s what you think you’re doing… With this meditation, your main objective is…

>Find Inner peace.
>Canalize your anger.
>Clean yourself of doubts.
>Write In.

(This is important, I swear. It has to do with Ilin's state of mind.)
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>>620073
>Find your center.
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You tried to find you center.





You find yourself again in the sea of overflowing power in the most distant and ancient parts of your consciousness. At this point, you feel stupid because it’s not very deep to reach this place. Wait, you wanted to find your center…





You aren’t sure where you are, meditation is weird. But you hear multiple voices talking about what your next step is. This feels familiar, but it’s odd at the same time.






You start seeing images of every defeat you have earned on this journey; but still, Wardell fucking cheated.





Images of your childhood began to appear too, like your father hugging you when you were little! Little Mini Shimi eating a rock! You consoling Emily after her failed confession! You eating candy! You sleeping on your bed! You sleeping on you bed, again! … You sleeping on your bed yet again… huh. You were a lazy fuck.






Memories are fading. Is there somethi—





>Wake Up.
>Write In.
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>>620303

Wake up! Clearly, you started to sleep instead of being in deep focus. Besides, RAPISTS! You don't want to get caught by somebody while you sleep
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You woke up from your deep intense meditation. The fear of potential rapists and bad guys all around made you feel uneasy.

You turn around a bit and see…





Well, this is weird. A masked woman is in front of you. She looks derpy.





Wait, is that…「MOTHER」?! Your own damn stand?! That’s kind of an underwhelming debut! But fuck it! You’ll take it!

(For those who don’t know, a Stand is a supernatural power and a manifestation of a character’s soul/personality. They have somewhat random powers (Like throwing fire, stopping time, etc.) depending on their user. Stands defend and empower their users.)

You and 「MOTHER」 …

She disappeared... God dammit! If you only did something in your dream! Well, at least she exists…


>Stupid [MOTHER]! Let’s get that meditation thing right and make this bitch work!
>It’s getting late, you know? It’s your birthday! Take it easy! Let’s go to the plaza to the meeting point.
>Write In.
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>>620656
>Stupid [MOTHER]! Let’s get that meditation thing right and make this bitch work!
>Think about nothing but squatting and lifting in order to reach a zen state of mind.
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>>620656
>>It’s getting late, you know? It’s your birthday! Take it easy! Let’s go to the plaza to the meeting point.

The Stand won't go anywhere, and the threat of rapists only increases with the pass of time
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>>620656
>It’s getting late, you know? It’s your birthday! Take it easy! Let’s go to the plaza to the meeting point.
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You tell yourself (?) that you know she’s inside you and she cannot escape! You cannot escape! [Mother] cannot escape! This is a bit confusing. But the point is [Mother] is not going anywhere and is safer to go to the meeting point. You’ll get her with the power of SWOLE later!

At the fountain, you found Tinco, he’s resting in one of the benches near. You tell him hi and that you’re good to go.

“NO!... I’m mean! Ehm… there is no need to hurry! Let’s chat! You don’t look well! Sit here with me!” Tinco exclaims nervously, he’s sweating a bit.

You asked him what his deal is and where is everyone.

“You got here too late! I decided to wait by myself for you.” Suspicious... To say the least. But you know why. It’s your birthday and he’s killing time! He’s under your control now! Time to enjoy yourself after another defeat.

>Let’s go to this town’s tailor! You want new clothes!
>Let’s go the fortune teller!
>Let’s buy some delicious sweets!
>Let’s chat. I mean you don’t want to stress this fellow; he had a bad week too.
>Write In.
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>>620957
>Let’s chat. I mean you don’t want to stress this fellow; he had a bad week too.
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>>620957
> fortune teller
They will have only good news!
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You smile at Tinco and sit by his side. There is a small space between you two. You are still not comfortable with him.

“So what did you do all the day?”

You look at him and tell him nothing important. It’s kind of embarrassing to admit for now. You ask him the same question.

“Ehm… nothing important…“ Why did you ask? It’s not like he’s going to tell you he’s preparing your secret birthday party.

You two awkwardly look around thinking about a topic of conversation, maybe you should ask him to go to the fortune teller... He did have an encounter with ghosts recently; maybe it’s not a good idea. Today you have found out you’re awkward girl…

“Traveling together is going to be awkward if is going to be like this.” Tinco ends with an uncomfortable laugh.



“Do you do want to go somewhere?” Tinco breaks the ice.

>”Your house”
>”The Fortune Teller”
>“This is your hometown, you’re supposed to show me the place.”
>Write In.
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>>621315
>“This is your hometown, you’re supposed to show me the place.”
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>>621315
> this is your home town
Don't make me squat you again tinco
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>>621315
>>“This is your hometown, you’re supposed to show me the place.”

Request to see the interesting places of the town
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“This is your hometown; you’re supposed to show me the most interesting places on town!… Don’t make me squat you again Tinco.”

“Right! There is no need for that! I’m sorry! It didn’t occur to me you wanted that!”

Tinco gets up, grabs your left hand and drags you for a minute; he talks about some restaurant and a store. Then he figures out something.

“Hey, your arm was bandaged before, what happened?”

Uhm…

“It’s okay; you don’t need to tell me. You already evaded the question before.” He sounds sad. You pat his back.

After another awkward exchange of words, Tinco showed you the most important places around here:

-Mezmeroni. (Restaurant)
-Chuck’s Ironworks & Tailorworks
-Undeadbeat Tavern
-Pasiturnia’s Academy (It’s a school and a library at the same time…)
-Artepizza’s Oracle tent (Fortune Teller)
-General Store.
-Guard’s Barracks.
-The Fountain.

“…And the mayor’s office is in his house. He leaves alone so don’t worry about interrupting him.”

You’re kind of overwhelmed at so much information.

“Don’t worry you’ll get used to it.” Tinco smiles.

You ask him why, you’re supposed to go adventuring.

“That’s something we need to talk about. Not today though. Now it’s time for us to relax!” He smiles awkwardly. “It’s getting late, want to go home?” Tinco stretches a bit. You’re feeling tired…

>Ask him to explain himself about the adventuring stuff.
>Let’s go home! It’s party time (cue rapping dog)!
>Write In.
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>>621659

“…And the mayor’s office is in his house. He lives alone so don’t worry about interrupting him.” *
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>>621659
>Let’s go home! It’s party time (cue rapping dog)!
It'll be bad news, might as well have some fun before Tinco spoils it.
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>>621659
>>Let’s go home! It’s party time (cue rapping dog)!
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>>621659
> go home and you and Wardell can play catch with Shimi
You had me at rapping dog
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>Let’s go home! It’s party time (cue rapping dog)!

Well, at least it's not Tenticolino...
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You follow Tinco to his house. The night is thick, and it’s difficult to see anything. You’re outside now.

“Geez, I overdid it with showing you everything, I’m sorry!” him saying sorry so much is starting to bother you, you feel he has been insincere with you. You said its okay. He smiles at you, and very loudly he yawns to the point you think it’s more like a secret signal…

You enter to Tinco’s house, and everyone was waiting for you! Emily is giving you her brightest smile! Shimi is an attention whore who’s posing! Wardell scares you with his smile! Emily is holding a funny looking cake, you wonder who that funny fellow in the cake is! It’s says SWOLE too!

It’s indeed a secret birthday party! Everyone inside is signing that stupid happy birthday song that nobody likes! Except Shimi, she’s just kind of humming it! It’s beyond uncomfortable! You have no idea what to do, but you can’t stop smiling! At least you have friends that care about you! You wonder if they are going to give presents!

This is a special moment just for you and just for you! You're special and loved!

Thank god the song ended.

Emily tells you to wish for something and to blow out the birthday candle!

What’s your wish?

>Write In.
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>>622343
For great adventures spreading the word of swole with good only-slightly-crazy friends!
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>>622343
That our future contains more GAINS and more interesting people we can SQUAT.
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>>622343
We wish for GIRL ABS and SWOLE.
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>>622571
Seconding
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You made your wishes, those are sacred and only for the heart. (And for the QM.)

You blow out your birthday candle! It’s official now! You’re a 16 years old girl full of dreams and hopes!

“Now let’s eat it!” Emily’s eyes are glowing.

“Wait Emily, the gifts!” Shimi interjects.

“Oh right, cough*!” Emily leaves the cake on the dining table. Then she goes to another room and brings some presents. “First, from the sailors, I asked them for a present for you 4 days ago. I didn’t know we were going to leave then, but your boss added a small note when you left us at the port to chase for your dad’s things.”

She hands you a box. You open it. There are 3 bottles of ale and a small note. You ask Tinco to read out loud. He keeps forgetting you don’t know how to read… You wonder how you read what the cake says… Maybe the word “SWOLE” is ingrained in your brain. Tinco says:

“Cheers, for your first drink! I hope you’re achieving your dreams, Ilin! .- Eadsin”

Tinco hands you back the note, Eadsin really liked you. You feel bad because you never repaid his kindness. Now that you think about it, he did underpay you. I guess you’re even.

“It’s my turn! I totally not bought it today! I swear!” Shimi hands you her gift. “It’s a cute pendant! You can put a picture in there! “You open it, and see a badly drawn picture of Shimi, You and Emily. It looks like shit. You thank Shimi for the gift. She blushes and laughs.

“Hey, Ilin, this one is mine.” Wardell hands you an Elbow pad. Well, that’s ehm… unique. You thank Wardell.

“Ilin! I still felt bad about dumping your clothes with… ehm… you know. So I bought a replacement! Too bad this town’s clothes are weird, they are a bit revealing…” Emily hands you new Comfy Clothes… They are indeed skimpy; maybe if you wore those you could have won the beauty contest. You thank Emily and she hugs you. Shimi seems a bit jealous, mainly because she didn’t get a hug.

“Here they like to show off.” Tinco adds with disappointment to the early point, maybe that’s the reason he’s not weird out by any of you. “I guess I’m last. Happy birthday, Ilin” Tinco hands you a small bag. “There are 3 gold coins inside!” He smiles. While useful, it’s kind of boring… You thank Tinco.

Well, at least they gave you something.

Time to enjoy your party.

>Eat cake with Emily. (Ask her about Oldwid the Guard’s soul)
>Drink ale with Tinco. (Ask him about the adventure thing)
>Play with Shimi and Wardell. (Ask them what they did today)
>Relax with Everyone. (Enjoy a quality time with your friends)
>Write In.

(Last Reply of the day, tomorrow we continue in a short session (maybe a normal one, but I'm not sure). Thanks for participating!)

+3 Bottles of Ale
+3 Gold Coins
+Skimpy Comfy Clothes
+Pendant of Friendship
+Elbow Pad
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>>623181
Everyone!
Hooray for friendship!
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>>623181
> hang with everyone!
Emily a cute cat.
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>>623181
>Everyone
Friendship is more important
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>>623181
>Everyone
We need to train up our friendship. It's the second strongest force after love AND benefits from a wider power base.
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You decided to relax with everyone! Friendship is more important! You tell everyone to sit down and to enjoy your birthday cake. You helped serving the pieces of cake to everyone with Emily. For some “odd” reason Emily’s piece is the biggest.

“Mmm! I know why you have that comfy tummy now, Emily” Little Shimi says while eating cake.

“SHIMI! YOU!”

“I assumed you were always like that since you always ate a lot.” Tinco interrupts Emily with no chill. It looks like he kept that one for a long time. Wardell laughs as he didn’t expect that from Tinco. Emily looks furious. You tell Emily to calm down! She’s beautiful the way she is.

“Yeah! Ilin’s right! At this point I think you should embrace it!” Shimi continues. “We could have two tanks on the team, a ripped tank and a greasy comfy tank. You’ll give “being a cannon fodder” a whole new meaning, think about it! Emily The Meat Shield! It’s perfect!” In her little mind, she thinks she’s encouraging Emily.

“I’m going to ignore you guys, I don’t want to ruin Ilin’s party” Emily says while stuffing her face with more cake.

“Well, don’t worry; I’ll ruin this for everyone.” Tinco says. Uh-oh, the bad news are coming. “Girls, I know this isn’t the best time to say this, but it’s important. I’m afraid I have some bad news about the adventure.”

“What do you mean?” Shimi smile is gone.

“You girls are not coming with us.”

“WHAT?!” Shimi, Emily and you scream at him.

“I’m sorry, but it’s just too dangerous and you three are far too useless and defenseless for adventuring.”

“Hey! You are useless too!” Emily rages.

“Yeah, but I want to live my life without the burden of taking care of 3 young defenseless girls”

“Who are you calling defenseless?!” You say while showing your muscles.

“Sorry, girls. I’m not that irresponsible. I admit it, I took a bad decision by bringing you three with us, I just wanted to leave Cacoth so badly…” He stares at Wardell, like it’s his fault.

“We just arrived here! I don’t want to go back to Cacoth!” Shimi is about to cry.

“Nonono! I don’t want you three back on that dump! Believe or not, I really care about you three.” He’s just staring at you; he doesn’t give a flying fuck about Emily nor Shimi. “My plan is for you three to live here, get some training, study a little, become decent human beings and then you can go adventuring.” He hands you the house’s key. “I’m just lending it to you. Please don’t destroyed it”

[1/2]
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>>624992

“But-but-but we barely know the place! How are we supposed to study or train?! Or do anything!“ Emily is getting nervous.

“Don’t worry, I got you covered. My older sister will take care of you, I had a chat with her and she’s willing to help you all. She’s a teacher at the Academia and a great person! When she arrives tomorrow Wardell and I will leave for our adventure. I hope you like her! She has high hopes of you three” Tinco ends with a sad note.

>Convince Tinco to let you 3 go with them.
>Convince Tinco to let you, and only you, go with them.
>Accept your fate. It’s not bad at all.
>Write In.
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>>624995
>>Accept your fate. It’s not bad at all.

Wardell is dick anyway.
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>>624995
>Convince Tinco to let you, and only you, go with them.

Wardell is going to be a great husband.
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>>624995
>Accept your fate. It’s not bad at all.
The main goal was to get away from that place. Now we can spend some time training, becoming more swole and generating money.
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>>624995
Back to school!
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>>624995
>Accept your fate. It’s not bad at all.
Our Slice of live is already an adventure.
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>>624995
hes got a point, emily and shimi are kinda useless. and we can't exactly ditch our only friends, since they didn't ditch us.

plus I don't exactly trust wardell and his mysterious quest and freaky soul powers
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>>624995
>Accept your fate. It’s not bad at all.
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>>624995
>Pretend to accept your fate while planning to go oadventuring on your own to become strong and famous and show up this asshole.
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>>625228
Seconding
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You thought about it. You 3 can go on adventures later when you’re prepared! You accepted Tinco’s proposition, it’s time to go to school and get some knowledge!

“But I hate school” Emily says.

“Didn’t we 3 get kicked out of one?” Shimi adds.

“Hey, I lasted one more year than you two.” Emily says proudly.

“Nerd.” Shimi retorts.

“Well, I’m proud of you three. I know this is hard choice to make and you want to accompany us in—“

“I don’t think they care if you’re proud of them” Wardell interjects.

“Wardell, shut up.” Tinco is getting annoyed a lot by Wardell lately. Not that you care. “Okay girls, I don’t want to be rude, but I need to get some sleep, I’ll see you girls in the morning. Emily knows where you girls are sleeping. Night.”

Tinco leaves the room.

“Well, it is late. I think I’ll go to sleep too” Wardell says.

Shimi grabs Wardell before he leaves. Emily looks confused.

“No, Mr. Wardell. There is something we need to talk about! Ilin, Tell him!” Shimi turns Wardell’s face to you.

What’s she talking about?! Well, this is probably the last time you will talk to Wardell before he leaves tomorrow…

>”I LOVE YOU!”
>”MY REMATCH!”
>”I don’t know what she’s talking about”
>Write In.
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>>625351
>”I LOVE YOU!”
No wait, I meant
>”MY REMATCH!”
1v1 me bro, no strength potions, arms only Final Destination
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>>625351
>”MY REMATCH!”
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>>625351
>”MY REMATCH!”
You can't make me bite the bait OP!
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>>625351
>>”MY REMATCH!”
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>>625361
This.
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>>625351
>”I LOVE YOU!”

Cmon he is strong and magic user. Think about our superior and SWOLE children!
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>>625351
>>”MY REMATCH!”
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“I LOVE YOU!”

“WHAT!” Emily yells.

“What?” Shimi says confused while Wardell just opens his eyes widely.

“No, wait, I meant… MY REMATCH! 1v1 BRAH! No strength potions this time! Arms only! FINAL DESTINATION!” You ended up blushing anyway after basically calling him a cheater.

“That’s more like it!” Shimi nods.

“You were right about her being a bad loser.” Wardell has a hearty chuckle while talking to Shimilia.

“But it’s a great winner!” Shimilia has your back.

“Well, I’ll referee.” Emily gets up, cleans herself off cream and gets near the table.

“Ilin, I’m going to be playing serious right now” Wardell starts stretching, and then he began to concentrate. You feel an enormous power going into him. He has a powerful aura around his body.

“I’m ready to make my bitch again, sweet Ilin.” He looks like the Wardell on the boat who defeated you. He has an otherworldly expression on his face.

“I didn’t know you were this rude.” Emily says surprised and annoyed.

“Just a little banter for the ladies.” Wardell is a cocky motherfucker. Fire is starting to come out of his mouth…

“Teach a lesson to this motherpleaser!” Shimi looks at you with confidence. She’s too stupid to comprehend he’s a monster. You don’t care, he’s going down.

Everything is ready for the rematch, you’re ready, and Big Banter Wardell is ready as well. THIS IS YOUR SECOND BOSS BATTLE! Good Luck! You’re hearing a kickass boss theme in your mind! Emily holds both hands and signals you two to start competing…

>Channel your inner RAGE! He didn’t deserve to win before, he’s not going NOW!
>Channel the power of SWOLE! Show him the WONDERS of the human body!
>Channel the power of FRIENDSHIP! The bonds that are going to make you GLORIOUS!
>Lose on purpose.
>Write In!
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>>625529
>Channel the power of SWOLE! Show him the WONDERS of the human body!
This is a friendly match, but if he takes it this seriously, we should do it as well!
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>>625529
>>Channel the power of SWOLE! Show him the WONDERS of the human body!
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>>625529
>>Channel the power of SWOLE! Show him the WONDERS of the human body!
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>>625529
>Channel the power of SWOLE! Show him the WONDERS of the human body!
HERE WE GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
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>>625529
>Channel the power of SWOLE! Show him the WONDERS of the human body!
With a body of swole and a heart of determination.
We're gonna kick his ass!
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You began your arm wrestling match!!!






It’s an even fight!!





Wardell is losing the edge!





He recovers! And leaves things in the middle!





He starts getting the upper hand. You’re falling behind!!





Things are looking grim for you!





You cannot give up! But he’s too strong!





Is this your limit?! You’re so close to lose!!




NO! YOU CHANNEL THE POWER OF SWOLE!





Your determinate heart knows no borders! You somehow find the strength to escape this awful predicament. You’re not exactly even, but you escaped the edge of defeat!!




“ILIN! IT’S OVER!” Wardell yells at you! He’s going all out now!!



You are quickly losing ground! This isn’t good…





This is not a friendly match whatsoever! You’re giving your all! Even finding more strength inside than you ever did in your life!



But that’s not enough?!

No!

It’ can’t be!

YOU’RE SWOLE!

YOU’RE FIGHTING!

YOU’RE GOING TO HIM THE WONDERS OF THE HUMAN BODY!



You concentrated so much, that [MOTHER] makes an appearance. Of course, she’s a stand, so people without one cannot see her. She’s under your control! [MOTHER] is listening to you! What do you do now?


>Use [MOTHER] to help you in your struggle! You’re beating this fucker!
>Your SWOLE lead you to this point, Your SWOLE is enough to defeat him!
>Use [MOTHER] to cheat, like moving Wardell’s arm.
>Write In!
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>>625799
>>Your SWOLE lead you to this point, Your SWOLE is enough to defeat him!
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>>625799
>Use [MOTHER] to help you in your struggle! You’re beating this fucker!

Our stand was summoned by our SWOLE so that's not cheating.
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>>625799
>Your SWOLE lead you to this point, Your SWOLE is enough to defeat him!
Wardell's just using his own power so we have to fight him using our own as well!
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>>625799
>Active MOTHER to help us.
With both of our Swole combined we can do this.
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>>625799

>Write In!

Throw Wardell off guard with the 'I love you' bullshit and move in for the kill.
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>>625822
But [Mother] is our own power.
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>>625799
>Use [MOTHER] to help you in your struggle! You’re beating this fucker!
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>>625799
>Use [MOTHER] to help you in your struggle! You’re beating this fucker!
This fire breathing asshole us already using a magic buff, probably troll extract steroids.
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[MOTHER] stares at you trying your best not to lose the match. She smiles goes back into your body. You inexplicably feel more power in yourself. She may have found you more energy inside your body or, you just concentrated better because she’s not distracting you.






You see [Mother]’s hand over yours, its helping you push! She’s too your energy! And she wants you to win!






You used whatever is left of your energy and gave him a final push. At least, deep inside you, you will know this was your all.





You shout the loudest scream you ever shout, this war cry of defeat will become one of VICTORY! Every ounce of energy in your body is in your arm that pushes Wardell’s arm to his limit! He’s slowly falling! You start seeing desperation in Wardell’s eyes. He lifts his gaze and sees you directly into your eyes. You send him an “I love you” cocky kiss.





And finally, after 7 minutes of struggle, Wardell’s hand touches the table! Emily stops the match and declares you the winner!

“FUCK!” Wardell screams in defeat.

“I thought the table was going to break” Shimi says, she’s not in high spirits because she was amazed at both of you.

“Well, there are two holes where their elbows were.” Emily is amazed too.

“I guess we are not even close to their strength, we are useless” Shimi goes back to reality.

You couldn’t hear the rest of their conversation because you went unconscious. Girl, you did it!



It’s morning! You’re in bed alone. You got out of whatever room you were and searched for everyone.

“Ilin! Just in time!” Emily says. “They are leaving! Say good bye to them!” she grabs your arm. Both Tinco and Wardell are talking to Shimi at the door.

“Oh thank god you didn’t die” Tinco says relieved.

“It was only an arm wrestling match…” Wardell says.

“you said “only” because you lost Mr. Wardell!” Shimi retaliates. Wardell doesn’t look happy with that remark.

“Emily will tell you the details about my sister.” Tinco waves at you. “Good bye Ilin, I hope we get to see each other once again in the future.”

“You need some confidence.” Wardell says at Tinco. “Ilin, Next time I’m going to crush you.” It seems revenge is his new objective.

>Just wave at them.
>Say good bye properly to both men.
>Say good bye properly to Tinco.
>Say good bye properly to Wardell.
>Call Wardell a loser while grinning at him.
>Write In.
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>>626202
>>Call Wardell a loser while grinning at him.
>Just wave at them.
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>>626202
Tinco, I hope the wizard gives you a heart and Wardell, I hope he gives you a brain, you sure need it.
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You wave at them with a malicious grin on your face. You call Wardell a loser. Both Emily and Shimilia laugh.

“Yeah, how it feels, Wardell? How it feels to lose to a little girl?” Emily mocks Wardell.

“Ehem! To 2 little girls!” Shimilia shows a small trophy out of nowhere. “I’m the eating contest champion! Wardell got 3rd! But I’m pretty sure if Emily had participated, I would have lost!”

“Stop calling me fat, you damn squirrel!” Emily is offended.

“Then stop eating so much! Or just embrace it, you comfy eater! Now that these two are gone I’m going to play with that belly, until there is no belly!” Shimi responds.

“Don’t.You.Dare.” Emily grabs her fatness.

“Shut up you both” Wardell says; he had enough.

But your teasing is not over. “Tinco, I hope the wizard gives you a heart and Wardell, I hope he gives you a brain, you sure need it.” You said to both men.

“Haha, real funny” Tinco says while in fact not finding it funny. “I’m lending you my home, for god sake, I’m a saint compare to you four. Go fuck yourself.” He got pissed and left. You may have struck a nerve.

“Well, this brainless man is going to deal with him. See you girls in the future.” Wardell leaves after him. You three wave at them like you didn’t just insult them 3 minutes before. You closed the door.

“Sheesh. They act like they didn’t abandon us to our fate.” Emily says. “By the way, Tinco’s sister is arriving in any moment now.”

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>>626404

After eating breakfast, you hear a soft knock from the door.

“It’s her!” Shimi yells. You three go to the door and open it. It’s a good looking woman with long hair and glasses, she has a bitchy face, she reminds you of Tinco in a weird way.

“Greetings young girls. Are you my brother’s friends?”

You three nod in unison.

“Excellent! I’m Joane, and I’ll be your teacher from now on. It seems you have treated my brother like a worthless man. That kind of behavior will not be tolerated anymore. Now you’re under my orders and my orders alone.”

You three gulp in unison…

“Don’t worry, I’m a fair woman. First, who’s the leader of you three?” Emily and Shimilia are staring at you. “I’ll take that as you being the leader.” She points at you. “Follow me; we need to talk in private.”
“Well miss…?” She wants your name, you said your name. “Ilin, don’t worry, you’re not in trouble and this is really a leader matter. In fact I just asked to know who’s in control here.” You just stare at her.

“You’re a 15 years old girl, right?” you said 16. “Details… Okay, I’m going to explain you the situation, you 3 are going to school, but since you are… old for school. I’ll give you 3 and other 2 students special classes to level you up with the rest. While you take special classes for whatever you want to become… In other words, Miss Ilin. What do you want to be?”

>”Have you seen my body? I’m a fighter!”
>”I wonder if I can learn how to heal people, yes I want to support my adventurer group.”
>”I know Fighting, I just want knowledge…”
>”What are my options?”
>Write In.

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>>626419
>Write In.
Magic. Magic sounds fucking dope. If I have muscles and magic I'll be unstoppable.
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>>626419
>Magic. I already use some weird magic stand thing.
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>>626556
>>626596
I'll back these.
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>>626419
>>626556
Eh, guess I'll second seeing if she can teach us to shoot fireballs out our ass or whatever. Otherwise I'll go for the knowledge one, this bitch can't teach us anything about fighting but if we are going to be the ladder we should learn to read directions and shit.
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>>626606
I agree, learning to read at the very least is essential for us.
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You ask her if she can teach you magic, since you have this weird magic stand thing.

“I don’t follow. Are mocking me? I just told you this behavior is unacceptable.” Joane feels insulted.

You said to her that you want to learn magic…

“Your childish attitude is bothering me, young lady. But no, magic is high level knowledge that has to be taught since childhood. It’s possible to learn it now, but very unlikely. Besides it’s extremely difficult to find people who know magic, and even more those who are willing to teach it. This is after all a small town. I guess I can’t blame you for not knowing since you’re just an ignorant country girl.”

Ouch. You said “In that case, general knowledge will be okay since I’m going to lead my group.”

“That won’t be difficult. But I’ll suggest you to think about a kind of weapon you want to learn or a basic job skill like sewing, cooking, basic medicine, alchemy, etc. If you don’t, I’ll expect you to get a job immediately. Well, since you pretty much are an idiot and never had a realistic idea of what you want to do with your life, I prefer that you think about it for now, and I’ll call you later. Now bring one of your other friends. C’mon, do it quick, tap tap!” She claps you to hurry. She’s very rude.

You go to the main room where Shimilia and Emily are waiting.

“What did she ask you?” Emily is scared. You said some trivial things and that’s someone else turn to enter.

“I’ll go” Emily says. You said it so casually that you don’t think she knows what she’s getting in. Emily leaves the room. You sit beside Shimi who smiles at you, a nervous smile…

Well, it’s another opportunity for you to pick a side activity besides your school classes.

>Let’s learn 1v1 combat! (Sword Combat)
>Let’s learn range combat! (Archery)
>Let’s learn how to cook (not meth)
>Let’s learn how to sew
>Let’s learn basic medicine or healing spells (?)
>Just get a job, you know how to use the dagger and they can’t teach you magic.
>Write In.
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>Let’s learn basic medicine or healing spells (?)

Too bad magic's out of the question, for now at least. Maybe we learn some healing, that way we can break someone's body and maybe put them back together, just so we can break them again!
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>>626922
> learn 1v1 combat
But not with a sword like some kind of weakling that doesn't rely on blunt force. Grab a mace or something.
Also this bitch is begging to be squatted.
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>>626922
>>627296
yeah, you're no dexfag
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>>626922
>1v1 combat
Maybe armored guantlets so we can punch things?
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Well, using a mace seems like a weapon made for you. Maybe you can learn healing spells by the side too and you will become the complete package…

Anyway, Emily is back.

“I’ll get to learn tailoring, I guess… Shimi is your turn now.”

“That’s boring! And not adventure-like! I’m going to have an intense chat with this lady!”

“NO, SHIMI, WAIT!”

Shimi disappears with her extreme speed. Emily couldn’t catch her. This is not going to end well…

After 2 minutes since she entered the room, you start hearing screams from the room. It’s Shimi yelling for her life.

“PLEASE HELP ME! SHE’S HURTING ME! SHE’S TOUCHING MY BUM! BWAAAAAAAH!”

What did she do?

>Interfere! Your friend is in danger!
>Leave it be. It’s just Shimi being stupid.
>Write In.
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>>627378
>Interfere.
Just in case
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>>626922
Let's do 1v1 combat, but only with our FISTS. Because we're SWOLE.
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>>627378
> spank the lady, see how she likes it
Only we get to bully our friends!
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>>627378
>>627393
Well I was late on that one.

For now, interfere. We can't let this lady trample all over us!
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>>627427
Yeah she is supposed to be looking after is not controlling us. I think there has been a misunderstanding between her and her brother and we should clarify. We can always tell her about what happened to the last adult who tried to control us...
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(Slight NSFW picture, hence the spoiler.)

(Well, no hero only has one weapon of choice! You’ll learn kickboxing with armored gauntlets too!)

You decided to go to the rescue of poor Shimilia! No friend of yours will get hurt!

“This is a bad idea” Emily trails behind you. Both of you open the door and see what you have guessed it. It’s poor Shimilia getting spanked in the butt by Joane.

“ILIN! AWW! EMILY! AWW! MY DEAR FRIENDS! AWW! HEEEELP MEEEE!!” She’s devastated receiving those spanks, her pants are off and her little naked butt is getting all red.

“Halt, girls. This is the punishment she deserves for being a rude uncontrollable little rascal.” Joane clarifies.

What kind of monster is this lady!? Catching Shimi is almost an impossible task!... Unless she lure her somehow, well that's probably how she got her.

What do you do?

>Tell her to stop! This is unnecessary!
>Close the door. Shimilia needs to know about the consequences of her actions.
>"Lady! You’re a bully! It’s your turn to get spanked!"
>Write In.
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>>627531
>"Lady! You're a bully! It's your turn to get spanked!"
Cosco will probably than us when he gets back and finds that we have driven the evil out of his sister.
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>>627531
>Call her a bully then squat her.
Anyone that offends us greatly shall get squatted.
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>>627531
Request what she has done wrong! If it was something terrible, then perhaps she deserves it. Otherwise, spank that hoe!
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>>627531
>Say that you are the current homeowner and you are assaulting someone inside your house.
>Then squat her a few times and throw her out the door.
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>>627635
Sorry, that should say "she is assaulting someone inside your house."
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in the google doc in Ilin's bio
>Once a slug piece of garbage who didn’t want to anything with her life
should be
>Once a slug piece of garbage who didn’t want to do anything with her life
going to toss that up to lack of sleep
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>>627686
sorry again, but in Emily bio in the doc
>She’s in general pretty lazy and hates doing exercises because of a childhood trauma involving her mother’s dead.
should be
>She’s in general pretty lazy and hates doing exercises because of a childhood trauma involving her mother’s death.
and
>and killing his asshole father).
should be
>and killing her asshole father).
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Before doing anything rash, you asked her what Shimi did!

“Ilin, I don’t need to explain myself to you. You obey my orders now; I just thought you would appreciate my transparency before. But I’m the authority here and if you don’t leave now, I’m afraid I’ll have to do the same to you.” Joane is crystal clear.

“I just told her she was a four-eyed meanie!” Shimi screams.

“I told you to not call me that! You insolent child!” She spanks her really hard.

“Lady! You’re a Bully!” You yell at her.

“Excuse me? I’m just disciplining her.” She drops Shimi from her lap, and gets a bit closer to you.

“I’m the current homeowner and you are assaulting someone inside my house!” You respond.

“I’m the homeowner now. I’ll teach you to respect my authority.” She slowly walks towards you.

“Well Lady, now it’s time for you to get squatted!!” You yell at Joane. Then jump in front of her and trap her with a hug.

“Emily! Stop her!” Joane yells; she starts sounding desperate.

“Even if I tried, I don’t think I could” Emily shies away from responsibility.

“Let me go in this instant!” Her voice breaks saying that. You start squatting her like you did with her brother.

“WHAT’S THIS?!”

“REVENGE! LADY!” Shimi responds from the floor, she’s rubbing her butt.

“STOP! PLEASE!” She’s breaking. You continue your squatting session until you reach the front door. Outside, you throw her into the air and when she’s back in your reach, you spanked her in the butt; she flies away from you and eats dust. Joane is crying like a baby.

“You… You…” She has lost her cool completely; it’s like a little girl crying after her mother took her toys away. Joane tries to wipe out her tears, but there are too much of them falling too quickly. “I swear I’ll discipline all of you! Especially you, SHIMILIA!”

“Come and get me!” Shimi appears by your side showing her tongue to Joane.

Wait. You’re not even important to her?! What gives? You were the one who spanked her! Did Shimilia say something so bad to her?!

Joane runs away crying, leaving the scene completely…


Uh-oh…

What are you going to do now? You just bully one of the most important friendly NPC... In fact, you just lock yourself in a situation with no good options!

What kind of solution you and your friends will find to repair this mess? Will you know the stand ability that [MOTHER] possesses? Will you learn anything at all? What kind of surprises Pasiturnia will unveil? All this could be answered in the next session of Not so Glorious Quest!
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>>627686
>>627717

Duly noted! I made the changes! I thought nobody read the document; I will update it during the week!

Thanks to everyone who participated/role-played/read this session of Not so Glorious Quest! Slowly but surely we will move this plot forward! I promise that most of the stuff that you guys did (and didn't) in this episode will have repercussions in the future. So stay tuned! I guess…

Here is my dumb twitter (I only tweet about stuff related to this quest and nothing else). There I will announce the next session. (Probably at same time next Friday (9/30), but you never know with these things.)

https://twitter.com/91m10

I know this wasn’t the hypest episode like I thought was going to be, but next time I promise it’s going to be fun!

Feedback/Questions/Comments/Insults are always welcome/appreciated.

Hope you guys had a great time, and see you guys next time!
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>>627981
Thanks for running! See you next time!
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>>627964
Darn it guys, do you have to piss off everyone…

>>627981
Thanks for running!
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>>628200
She fucking deserves. If you are gonna go around beating on people to get them to do what you want you should be able to back yourself or at least take it as well as you can give it.
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>>627981
This is my favorite quest. Thanks for running it!
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>>627981

Thanks for the quest, man. Just hoping next time the anons have a bit of self control, the trio kind of has little to no knowledge of the town and practical knowledge and that bitch was the only one willing to educate them.



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