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>>761678
>Team Up
Chances are we'll have to work together at some point, so it'd be good to start getting a feel for it before we're in the field.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>761678

>VS
You learn a lot about a person when you fight them, or so I've been told. So I'm thinking we learn about them and test each other. Once we have respect for each other and knowledge on abilities. We can later move to work as a team.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>762445
I vote this

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>762445
Guess it must be a slow day. Ah it picks up anyway on the weekend.

You decide to go up against her in a full on fight. So you were taken to what turned out to be a literal arena in the training facility. You had to wait a little while as a team match between minions finished up as the airwaves crackled with news.

"SPECIAL EVENT ALERT. Today after the match between mutants and machines we will be having a VERY special battle! Between the long missing and old Member the DETONATOR VS the SMILING SLASHER! Please go ahead and place your bets! The betting pools are now open."

The fight as you watched turned out to be surprisingly equal and lasted much longer then you would of thought. As the mutants and Machines were quite closely matched. You noted with interest that the combat bots being deployed were clearly inhuman appearances. They were legit combat robots and androids. After looking more closely you noticed there used to be some android combatants but they have fallen given their remains scattered about.

The mutants for their part unlike the machines had quite varying looks. You could see that they were broken up into two teams one melee team who were getting in close and preventing the bots from closing in on their other team. Their other team meanwhile offered support and ranged firepower. The machines for tactics appeared to be under a single will given the eerie awareness and being a single team. More like a group under a single will.

Or at least it looked that way. Clearly they either had a center node controller or enhanced comms allowing them to appear that way. You couldn't tell which however.

As you watched you also noticed minions were soon pouring into the stands. Apparently they wanted to watch the fight between the two of you. Finally after awhile the tide finally turned. This time in the machines took the lead. As the mutants started to make mistakes as they got nervous. Their enemy however did not let it slide.

As they rapidly closed in the mutants and some of them blitzed passed the first team charging at the second rear team. The first team of mutants apparently realized their error unfortunately they were temporarily tied down by the sacrificial pieces sent out by the machines and their forces hanging back were now no longer holding back their firepower. As they unleashed a storm of bullets and missiles. Mostly at the second team of mutants to force their heads down but they increasingly diverted more of it towards the first team of mutants as they tore down the pawns. So as to further delay them.

It worked.

Once the fast moving team of robots hit the second team's lines it was quickly became clear that it was over. As they swiftly overwhelmed them and then focused back on the first team of mutants.

The first team of mutants were now surrounded and caught between a vicious crossfire. It wasn't too long before they were brought down.

The bots won but clearly not without some serious casualties.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>763070
Slow indeed.

We must get more mutants and go on a training run through waste with the ones that will follow us, again. Get them stronger and have a rematch.

So now our fight. Depending on how this match works. I think we will have to start out with a bang. I believe these slasher clan people will not hold back. So we start strong and then move into Abom mode when we have seen some moves.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>763070
After that the lights in the arena went dark as you could hear some whirring sounds from within. While that was happening you got a message directing you to the entrance. There you waited for a time before the door opened.

Revealing a freshly cleaned and changed arena. Across from it you could also see a door opening and the smiling slasher on the other side who had since drawn her blade as she swayed with a strange movement that seemed to make your eyes itch.

Alert
Special Skill detected.

What do?
>Make it rain
>KABOOM
>Abomination Mode
>Stay on guard
>Other?

Meanwhile in the VIP section...

"SO boss what you invited us all here for?"

"What I knew you never saw the Detonator before personally much less in action."

"So what dude is dumb enough to pick a fight that crazy skilled bitch."

"He has a point boss the slasher despite being the most normal of us would give everyone of us a run for our money. She ain't easy to deal with even on a bad day."

"Why do you think I invited you morons all here?"

"Say boss is the guy who can do the tentacle thing right?"

"goddamn did you REALLY go there?"

"Why yes yes i did."

"Exactly. How well do you think the Slasher can handle him when he unleashes his 'true form'. Eh?"

"...So what you don't think he can't handle her without doing that?"

"Not a chance. Of all the super villains i recruited she was the hardest because she was the most senior."

"So how did you convince her to join?"

"Short story really. I had something she wanted very much. Also we had a common enemy which helped quite a lot."

"Slasher has a lot of fucking enemies."

"Well cutting people into pieces can do that."

"Whats scariest thing is though is the fact how they are still alive afterwards."

"Ah yes the Slasher's special Skill the Butchers Cut. I personally wanna see if she uses the Stab."

"...Stab?"

"Right you never seen her get that serious before."

"...I never heard the slasher ever stabbing anybody. She likes cutting them into little pieces. Little living squirming pieces."

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>763153
Righto I found the fight song that is being played over speakers!

Took me a little longer then I thought to find it but here you anons go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbQCNZuzJ14&ab_channel=Rainbowbejeweled

I find this song fits the Smiling Slasher QUITE well!

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>763153
>Abomination Mode
Let's show some respect by not holding back our transformation.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>763188
Sounds good

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>763153
Well lets do this all the way.

>>Make it rain
and then transform. She is skilled and we are probably not the quickest on the draw. We throw out some bombs to slow her down and make her defensive, if we can. If we can add dust cover even better.

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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>763188
Rollan

You all know she is gonna stab us if we just transform with out cover or something to hold her back, right?

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>763310
Somehow I think that in this situation, that would be less of a distraction and more of a starting gun.

I'm hoping she'll "play by the rules" and let us power up, but if not it's going to be even harder if don't do it now.

>>763511
So we get stabbed mid-transformation. You think not transforming will stop her? You think we can just do something that will delay her for longer than it takes us to do it in the first place?

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>763188
You decide to unleash abomination form right away deciding it would be best to go all out. This was something she was clearly not expecting as she suddenly hesitated and moved away waiting to see what you were doing. When she saw the result she quickly attempted to move in and interrupt. Fortunately for you managed to transform fast enough that when she finally got close you were able to counterattack. As a mixture of claw, tendril, fang, and...other more unspeakable things lashed out towards her. Including what you hoped to be stomach acid.

Amazingly enough your attacks swiftly overwhelmed her and as you attempted to take the advantage you suddenly felt a sharp pain on your back. When an eye re positioned itself to look over behind you saw...another her.

And the old her suddenly vanished and warped back into her. She was clearly smiling you could tell because her lower mask didn't cover her chin or mouth. That was when you struck back at her.

She in turn parried and suddenly you felt TWO new wounds forming on you. One again on your back perfectly placed inside the previous wounding making it deeper and another at the side.

this time you SAW what happened.

A strange force came out of her main body and warped itself into a new position before forming into another her who than strike you. Thing is though the two are very hard to tell apart as they were both properly materialized.

However your eyes are not the eyes of a man in this form. You soon figured out what that energy was.

A soul.

Her...soul to be precise used to form a clone and they are tethered together. After acquiring a few more deepening wounds you soon realized she was capable of warping into either position and...when her saw is copy is destroyed it would always return to the main body. However the if her main body was wounded before she could warp then the wounds stuck.

This was however much easier said then done.

Another thing that quickly improved infuriating to you was her ability to just 'barely' dodge while using little movements as if it were stilled dance. Her parries meanwhile despite not having much power behind them were able to block or deflect your attacks. What sucked the most was her attacks. You could clearly feel the lack of power behind them but fucking hell did they hurt.

Especially with her habit to keep striking the same wounded spots slowing their recovery and dealing extra damage.

What do?
>Make it rain
>KABOOM
>Abomination Mode
>Stay on guard
>Other?

Meanwhile in the VIP section...

"He ain't doing so well boss. She is winning."

"Fool. They are both clearly holding back."

"She used her clone technique though boss and her fancy movement skill. Fucking hell I seen her dodge speeders with those strange moves."

"How she manages to be so old school and manage to kick so much ass"

"Idiots," comments the boss. "You any IDEA how long we had magic and swords? All that time to perfect their craft, yes its old but its VERY established."

Rolled 84 (1d100)

Just imagine how much worse it would hurt if we weren't in abom mode...

>>763560
>KABOOM
Centered on us, omnidirectional. Blow her back so we have a few seconds to regenerate.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>763521
In a real fight no one likely give us that chance. In the spar I doubt she would ether.

>>763521
Explosions and the shock waves will buy time. Plus any dust covering our moves. It may not be much, but it's better than nothing. Because taking good free hits will only weaken us for the rest of the fight, unless transforming refresh us. Hell even blowing up the floor and doing some parkour around the damage area while transforming could be good.

Yet it looks like we got lucky and she wasn't expecting it. I'm just worried about someone taking us out before we are ready. It wouldn't be good for us.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>763560
"Meanwhile we got tech...its new and constantly improving yeah? Don't you think the same would of been true for those martial skills and magics? She may be old school but she has the backing of thousands of years worth of well practiced and improved upon skills. Hence why she is such a pain to fight."

"Then how would you fight her boss?"

"Honestly I would prefer not to. At least with tech you know what your dealing with and have strategies for what is in play. Those martials and magics...you never know what kinda ancient secrets they be hiding. If it were so easy then the great revolutions would not have been nearly so deadly. Its fortunate we were able to win by having more bodies to throw into the grinder. Truth be told that is what it would come down to."

"Wait you don't mea-"

"Yeah I would drown her in bodies and if it was say a necromancer I would make sure said bodies were explosive."

"...That is cold boss."

"Trust me when you fight someone like them bodies matter. The more guys you can throw at them. The more you can force out into open and exhaust them."

"Too bad that doesn't work for shit against the Brood."

"Or AI," continues the Boss. "You gotta do something else against them."

"...Boss why didn't you become an officer or something instead of this?"

"...I was one for way too fucking long."

>>763580
She got some scary skills yo otherwise she would never have been able to take on a super.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>763560
Chain explosion. Just throw all kinds of random limb attacks at her and come in with a chain to hit from all sides.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>763583
They might if they think we're Red Team.

With her skill, she just would've zigzagged between the explosions and turned the dust to her own advantage.

I have the same concern; if we think we're going to need it, we should transform before entering battle. I believe this includes any fight against supers.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>763615
Perhaps we can go back to the pool and work on having the abomination's senses as a passive. From there work on a trigger for auto transform for perceived high level threats.

>>763583
Abomination transformation does heal you to a degree but only during the transformation sequence. Your passive regeneration is weaker.

>>763638
You have to be in abomination form to gain the benefits especially due to the blessing which only works when your in abomination form. This includes the senses.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>763681
Dam. If no abom senses maybe we can work on explosion armor. It goes off when ever we take a heavy hit or damage we should worry about. Allow us to take some sneak attacks.

We would have to work on non aware explosions. Maybe work of off an explosive bubble that 'pops' under enough pressure.

Granted there is just stay transformed till we need to be human. Yet I feel we would lose our since of self and take abom as our main body.

>>763715
... heh good thing that was talking. With that i'm gonna go. Best of luck to everyone in the fight.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>763715
I think you're being too paranoid.
>There's no such thing
There's no such thing as being too prepared, but at some point making preparations will get in the way of living your life. You can move into the most secure bunker possible and never leave, or you can accept that it's impossible to plan for literally every contingency.

Sure someone could try to assassinate us, and it would be less difficult for them if we weren't in abomination mode, but that doesn't mean we're just standing around with a big target painted on ourselves.

We live in a secret base, and even heroes without super toughness don't normally die like chumps.

That said I do think there are advantages to spending a lot of time in abomination mode, but we don't have to do it any time we don't need to look human.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>763605
Voting chain explosion

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>763880
Na I'm not planing for corp levels prepping. We have a mask for a reason.

It's for when we go to do jobs or have to worry about black team people. Also just wanting to up our defense some. We have a great deal of damage, some movement and just abom toughness.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>763605
Vote

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>763605
Roll

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>763605
That's as good as anything I suppose.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>763605
>>766403
Actually how about

Chain explosion between her main self and her clone body, while tossing limb and claw attacks at both. The AoEs should be enough to nullify her "tiny movement dodging" and attacking both selves means that no matter if she decides to warp into her double or return to her main form she'll be stuck under an enfilade of explosive attacks.

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>766421
Anyway, Genie if you could like...describe the surroundings and what we have to work with you'd get better more detailed and creative plans than this. Right now I just imagine we're fighting in the middle of a bare metal circle with walls.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>766421
Alright, I'll support.

Although I want to know what was wrong with my suggestion:
>>763580
Actually wouldn't let us recover much, but it should let us catch our breath.

This is a battle of opposites: weak but skilled vs unskilled but strong. Way I figure it, the only way we're going to win is brute force.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>766450
That is generally correct. There really isn't much in terms of cover unless you manage to damage the arena enough to form it.

>>763605
You decide to launch a chain explosion while throwing in all kinds of attacks to slow her down enabling you to strike her with the chain from all sides.

Sadly this did not prove as effective as you would of hoped. While she dodged and parried your attacks. When you launched the explosion chain she was...gone. A clone as it turned out.

Naturally this time you knew what to expect as you suddenly through yourself to the side. This time you were injured but you managed to dodge enough out of the way to ensure she wasn't able to hit the same spots as before. Still you got yourself a new wound as the Slasher just kept on smiling before speaking.

"Ah I see your finally wising up! Seems like i may have to change things up soon."

Meanwhile in the VIP room.

"So boss what do you think the Slasher will do next?"

"They are both growing familiar with each other. Soon they will start using the big guns on each other. That is when things are going to get the most interesting!"

"You think the slasher is still holding back?"

"She only used two skills so far. Her movement technique and her Soul Clone skill. She hasn't even gotten to using Butcher's Cut or anything else for that matter."

What do?
What do?
>Make it rain
>KABOOM
>Abomination Mode
>Stay on guard
>Other?

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>766823
>Stay on guard
You know, this match might actually be good practice for learning to defend ourselves.
Fight defensively, if it looks like she's making a more serious attack, use a KABOOM to try and throw her off.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>766980
Vote

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>766980
Roll

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>766980
Supporting

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>766980
I'll go for it.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>766980
This time around you decide to stay defensive as you strongly suspect she was going to unleash a serious attack. Good thing too as that is exactly what happened.

As she kept poking holes into your defenses and created more wounds. She was clearly planning something and you just barely managed to unleash the KABOOM right before she could use her trick.

Suddenly the entire arena was obscured as dust and metal flew around everywhere. You were centered in a crater. Just as you released a sigh full of relief was when you heard a strange boom and piercing howl of the wind.

Suddenly the arena was once more kicked up into a dust storm as you suddenly felt a huge flurry of blades tear into your flesh. An unending rain of blade strikes. Slicing your hide into ribbons as they attempted to turn you into still twitching giblets. As you tried to move you found that you could not get out of their reach...and you had no idea where they were coming from.

Somehow the blades interacted with the dust and metal to obscure even your sight. Tearing and biting they tore into you seemingly without end. Eventually however it DID end.

...Mostly because all the rubble was cut into a fine dust and said dust was firmly slammed into the ends of the arena. The Arena itself had completely changed.

Now there was a large crater and it had been cut into ribbons. There were such deep gauges throughout the arena it actually looked more torn up then even your own hide. After looking around you soon noticed a pouting Smiling Slasher.

"Shoot...I thought that really would of finished you off. Goddamn it your a real tough one aren't you? That should of been enough to incapacitate a normal abomination...looks like I am really going to have to get serious," states the Slasher as she starts a strange movement.

WARNING
Super Skill Usage Detected!

...FUCK she STILL wasn't serious before?

"TIME TO FINISH THIS AND TURN YOU INTO SOME FRESH GIBLETS. Don't worry you wont die...probably. Doc is going to have some fun stitching you back together though!"

With that you could see suddenly without warning the Smiling Slasher was right in front of you with a wicked smile as she swung her saber at you.

"GOTCHA."

Meanwhile in the VIP section.

"Damn he actually managed to get the slasher to be serious...you were right after all boss."

"Well he did just eat her storm strike. She doesn't have much choice but to now. Things should finally be getting interesting..."

"It wasn't interesting before?"

"The two of them weren't serious before. Now Detonator has gotta get serious or he is going to lose."

"Oh you make it sound like he could win boss."

"The Detonator is very good at playing the fool. He is not to be underestimated."

"I thought he was a one trick pony?"

"Two technically now," corrects the Boss.

"Then how is he not a fool?"

"Exactly."

What do?
>Make it rain
>KABOOM
>Focus on Defense
>Counterattack
>Surrender
>Other?

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>766493
Not the time for that. We just started after all. We need to wear her down and then we can worry about our own recovery.

Plus that attack would be better off when we can hold her down in some way.

>>766823
>Make it rain
While Things go boom we follow with attacks where we think she will dodge to. Keeping on the real her and not the clone, hopefully.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>767650
I mean, what the fuck are we supposed to fucking do? This chick just seems to do whatever the fuck she wants and we're stuck batting at her ineffectually.

Fuck it. I'm tired of this.

>Counterattack
Whatever the fuck it is, it has to hit us in order to do anything. Time for some EXPLOSION BOOSTED parkour across the arena. Our goal is to avoid her strikes and to fuck up the arena terrain to cut off her ability to move around easily, BUT we don't want to stop her from TRYING to use her super skill. SO we need to sprint/parkour around nearby her while dodging her strikes, utilizing our passive ability to hopefully throw her off AND to damage the landscape while we go about it.

At the point that we see an opening, or when her skill seems just about to go off (make sure we grow a few extra eyes so we can tell when it's about to go off) use [KABOOM] to either throw her off and hurt her, or jump up into the top of the fucking arena where she probably won't think to strike at.

On second thought this is probably more "Focus on Defense" than counterattack, but anyway.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>767749
This

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>767650
>KABOOM
Focus the exploxsion on her weapon and ride the shockwave to create some distance.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>767981
>>767930
>>767928
>>767749
What we really need...are just better rolls.

Anyway, I also think we should seriously consider surrender. We could pull it off gracefully, with a little writefaggotry.

We put our hands up.

"I don't think that will be necessary. I surrender.

When you touched down, I asked if you might want to train together on some combo moves. You were rather coy about that, and I figured you'd be rather coy in any training we did together too.

But I figured that, despite my great inexperience, and your tested, veterancy and exquisite skill, if I fought you I'd be able to get you to be serious.

And I did.

In doing so and fighting you I've established a firm base of knowledge from which I believe I can grow to work alongside you much more effectively, and that was my only real goal all along.

You are clearly the victor today, Miss Slasher, and it has been quite the delight to fight you so there is no shame in admitting it. However I now find myself clearly outmatched, without any trick to pull that I could rely on to deflect or defeat you, and I do not relish the thought of being turned into fresh giblets.

Your skill, Miss Slasher, is enviable, and I am honored to be a member in the same organization as one of such a calibre as yourself. Perhaps one day when I have gained more experience we can have a rematch, but for now I think that I have learned a good deal of how you operate, and I must also thank you for the opportunity to have trained under the tip of your blade.

Again, thank you for allowing me the exquisite experience of witnessing your skills firsthand. Perhaps in the future we might be able to train together in a more cooperative fashion, and if so I look forward to the opportunity to learn from one as accomplished as yourself."

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>768186
You know...maybe that's a good idea.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>767650
>Other?
Create a sustained field of explosions, it will take alot of our energy but first centre an explosion on ourselves and then chain it into a magnitude of exploshions filling the entire arena, I want these exploshions to saturate everything for a good 10 seconds, while we are doing that hunker down and put tendrils into the ground only for them to emerge for the ground to restrain both her and any clones before detonating those restrained for a moment as she's warp out. But in a field that's endlessly on fire/exploding there is nowhere to go.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>768379
>>767650

I love me a thought out plan, maybe detonate her weapons to.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>768391
>>768379
FYI im adding to it. What do you guys think? I don't wanna give up yet.

>>768401
We're gonna have to give up.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>768186
I feel we can't end it till we at least go at for 2 more rounds. The real fight begins and we should push our selves to the limit.

>>767650
>Counterattack
We know she likes to hit the same place multiple times. We use that to read her moves. That's when we grab her and bring the rain. We do not let go of the real her till a limb off of us. We can recover from it. So let's take a risk and hold her till the rain drops stop falling.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>768413
Na we can take it. Believe it.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>768379
I like this plan but if it fails we surrender ok

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>768401
Good plan so far. If you have more to add by all means don't let that roll slow you down.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>768401
Oh wow now that is gotta suck. A 1 on a such a nice plan...hah.

That so rarely happens.

>>768379
>>768391
You decide to create a field of sustained explosives. You know its going to really drain you but you don't got much choice. She really is quite good.

So you exploded and chained those explosions together to create a field to cover the entire arena. You than proceeded to keep it up for 10 seconds as you pushed some tendrils down into the ground preparing to restrain her and any clones.

You also focused your explosions on her weapon attempting to explode them or disarm her.

Unfortunately the explosions everywhere obscured her location so you had to wait until the end to pull of the exploding weapons and grabbing her.

As soon as the explosions ended you took action once you spotted her. Your tendrils pushed up through the ground attacking her from below and you used them to focus explosions on her weapons. You even made sure to grab both her and her clone.

...That was when however you noticed two things. 1 the exploding weapons pissed her off. 2 those two were actually clones.

One exploded into soul energy...while the other revealed itself to be a shadow.

Alas by the time it was already too late as you could feel a blade sink itself deep into your flesh. In fact it felt like you were being cut into two.

1d100 to recover.

"Gotcha you goddamn dick. Trying to destroy my saber? ITS ON NOW," you could hear her hiss those words as the blade kept on cutting its way through you.

You never once felt a blow this powerful before. You imagined this must be what it feels like if your KABOOM actually hurt and was focused into a single line.

Oouch.

Then you had a double take moment you realized that for some reason...your view began to fall in two seperate directions. Only when you hit the floor did you look around and realize what happened.

She literally just cut you half.

...like completely and in perfect symmetrical halves.

What was stranger still was your ability to feel as if you were somehow still whole yet..disconnected. It was an extremely disturbing feeling even more so then realizing you weren't dead.

What do?
>KABOOM
>Make it rain
>Attempt to reattach yourself
>Try to regenerate your two halves into clones
>Surrender
>Other?

Meanwhile at the VIP section...

"Holy shit...I think she won boss. How the hell did she avoid all those explosions...and where the hell did that extra clone come from."

"Hm...looks like she finally unleashed the Butcher's Cut."

"Aww...and here I was looking forward to that stabbing of hers."

"She never got truly serious," explains the boss.

"...She only ever uses the butcher's cut when she is serious no?"

"No she doesn't. You noticed she still has that sword not drawn? She only draws it when she gets truly serious."

"...Really?"

"Yes. Otherwise she only uses that saber of hers. Admittedly another way to make her draw that sword is to piss her off enough."

Rolled 88, 99 = 187 (2d100)

>>768797
For the recover.

>Try to regenerate your two halves into clones
Fuck it why not? Think about what wonderful explosions two of us can do. All those rain drops would make for lovely music.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>768870
Rolll!

>>768870
Jesus.

Rolled 70, 94 = 164 (2d100)

>>768797
>>768870
Pretty much this. however add the following...

Once we recover I suggest the following.

Using the holes now left by our tentacles that went underground blast into them creating pillars of flame which limit her movments and best of all as it was centers around us when we put them in creates a protective cage of fire and boom! Now she's gotta dodge those pillars of fire and death while dodging us trying to blow her and her footing away. It also limits where she can warp to with those clones. She has infact made this easier for us.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>768916
>>768797

Your the man with a plan, don't fumble now

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>768946
>>768916

And my second dice

Is this the moment we discover we can infact have multiple bodies via being cut up?

>>768797
Outta interest Genie how good/effective could that plan have been?

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>768975
Like our explosions, we are many.

I can't wait to recover and see what the double abom mint twins can down.

>>768990
My bet is she would of pull out the sword.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>768990
Which plan?

>>768975
Your an Abomination due to black site tech with a blessing.

>>768916
You don't have fire powers.

Not to mention you didn't really create that many tunnels as you didn't really need to.

>>768870
You decided that what if you could...make these two halves into their own seperate wholes? Creating clones no?

So you took a metaphorical breath as you focused yourself and proceeded to channel. You were filled with two strange tingling and snapping sensations. As your two halves proceeded to break, snap, shatter, and melt into two smaller yous.

The Smiling Slasher was so shocked her mouth was hanging open.

...She wasn't the only one as a strange silence filled the stadium as your two blobs shifted themselves into two new yous. Even the broadcaster was silent.

"Yo...you...I am actually going to have to get serious," grudgingly acknowledges the smiling slasher as she puts away her saber and then draws her sword.

Your wounds have mostly recovered and you have control of two bodies.

What do?
>KABOOMS
>Make it Rains
>COMBINE CLONES
>Stay Defensive
>Counter attack
>Other?

Meanwhile in the VIP

PUWAHAHA HOLY SHIT THIS IS LIKE THE MATCH WITH TROLL ALL OVER AGAIN!"

"...Troll didn't end up with clones. He was however the only one who could shrug off her butcher's cut."

"Guess things really are going to get serious now then huh?"

"Oh yeah big time."

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>769059
>Other?
Explosive combiation!
Now is the time to test out if we can find the true nature of IMPLOSION.

>>769059
Have one of the clones KABOOM repeatedly, while the other parkour's around and makes it rain, occasionally do this >>769087

>>769087
The true nature of IMPLOSION is easy, all we have to do is imagine packing too many clothes into a small suitcase to get it.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>769059
>>Other?
Ok. Here we bloody go.

>Body #1
Have one Clone send tendrils underground and have them pop out of the walls or the floor when she gets close, and while its at it focus on running interferance/ exploding to stop her building momentum and the like.

>Body 2
Rain exploshions and pieces of the staduim upon her and whenever she get close to body 1 make the terrain unusable for her and keep the clones down.

>Both Bodies
if you get a chance to put a crater in her chest do it. She just bisected us dammit. Try not to kill her naturally...well do because thats what it's gonna take

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>769059
>>Make it Rains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT1HCQcSHW0

We can't melee on her level. That doesn't stop us from making her dance.

Thinking then we kaboom when she gets in close and the other keeps rain on her.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>769139
>>769059
I would also like to add that the two bodies should try to remain within sight of one another, this is our firs time using clones, if our senses are shared we can watch one anothers backs with a 360 degree field of vision

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>769139
I like this. Also make sure to thank her for turning this into a fair fight.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>769139
Vote

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>769139
>>769168
I'll switch.

I'm torn for music
https://youtu.be/6-gBwTi39kI?t=61
because we're now the twins

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFq4CUVGN_A
Because it's the kind amusic us and DJ Bad Music like

>>769200
This able to get cut in half thing is a very interesting development, could we, in theory, tear off our limbs and have them act on their own? Pluck out an eyeball and slap it into the back of our head? Do we have to reform into a whole in order to transform back?
Black tech rocks.

>>769249
pity we have no idea what we are doing with it. I suggest we do alot more training with it and learn how to warp limbs into more effective weapins, clubs, bone swords, asimilation of other things for example...but thats for another time.

One thing I really wanna see if we can do is maybe get small pieces of us onto our foes and then burrow into them, eat them from the inside...We'd be like the Brood but you know...not brood...

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>769139
Clone 1 is put on interference duty.

While Clone 2 is put on make it rain duty.

Which brings up a good question...which is a clone and which is your real body? I mean your body was split in half right so...are they clones really? If they are one clones which is your actual body and which isn't?

Clone 1 soon turns itself into a mound of wriggling tendrils that keep burrowing underground until it popped itself underneath. Tendrils soon started to pop out of the walls and floor to harass her as much as possible while causing detonations to further throw her off.

While that was happening Clone 2 proceeded to make it rain and launch pieces of the stadium at her. Soon she found herself facing two of you. Eventually she sighed as suddenly there were now three of her.

One of each was in front of each body and launched attacks. Fortunately her clones cannot take a beating worth a damn unlike yours but it still proved quite a nuisance.

Especially once the third one of her proceeds to start wildly waving her sword in the air. At first it seemed futile...until you noticed the wind warping and heard BOOMS as explosions and deep grooves started blasting towards both of your clones.

As if that were a signal her clones went into action as both launched a stab at both your clones. In response your two bodies launched an attack at her chest. Leaving a notable dent before they blasted apart, but not before puncturing a see through hole in your body.

The holes while painfully couldn't compete with the agony that was being literally cut in half.

What do?
>KABOOM
>Make it Rain
>Stay Defensive
>Go offensive
>Surrender
>Other?

"...Wow he just ate two stabs...I thought you said they were her most lethal attack boss?"

"...She is getting tired. Remember she only has the super skills and nothing else."

"Shouldn't she have wiped out much sooner then boss?"

"They are both tiring themselves out but when you get down to it she is human and he ain't. So the finale will be coming soon."

"How can you tell?"

"If it doesn't work then she will surrender once she is exhausted and still hasn't won yet."

"What about him?"

"He has a much greater energy bank then she does but unlike her he has been tapping it heavily."

"You think he is going to run out first then?"

"Unlikely. His reserves are actually quite huge. Its why he can blast so many huge explosions in a row. Truth be told his energy reserves would be quite noticeable if it wasn't for the power of the explosions he unleashes that cause them to stuck to the shadows."

"...So how good is his energy reserves?

"S Class as a minimum."

"Fucking hell."

"Its a shame is energy banks and power is the only thing he has going for him with his initial powers."

"What about the abominable ones?"

"...Honestly Abominations give me a headache trying to figure out what they can do and what their potential is. Not to mention they make even mutants look easy."

>>769348
>Stay defensive.
get her to come closer to us. Then begin combining our clones together, when she try's to interrupt us KABOOM, followed with chain explosions all around us in a protective dome while we combine.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>769387
roll.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>769348
>>Other?

>Body 1
Begin Continue tendril duty however focus it is time to spring the trap. Useing the tendrils and the rubble and slabs of the arena close on around her create a narrow tunnel so she can only head towards body 2 and then saturat the area OUTSIDE with booms so she can't leave this trap (also keeps body 2 safe...ish)

>Body 2
Once we confirm she in in our trapped corridor
Turn it into a fireball with endless detonations again. She will try to destroy this body with something so shift a large amount of our biomass into the ground so when she does strike, despite it looking like our primary form she'll just strike a "limb" as it were...

>>769409
I like this plan, maybe begin combining and when she attempts to interrupt make the corridor.

>>769426
Merging comes next round in my plan, thats why one of the bods is shifting its mass underground some. She aint got special eyes or anything, we provide her a decoy target.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>769409
By the way we don't have fire. The explosions are force we make, iirc.

I like that plan, just wondering if it will hold. We did hit her and I doubt she will hold anything back.

>>769348
Question Genie, can we create thrust by making a bunch of explosions rapidly? How long can we do this?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>769432
>>769409
>>769348

i mean fill the corridor with explosions, that means it fills with fire and most importantly one hell of alot of over pressure, her body is human...ever seen what happens if you cause vast amounts of over pressure on one of those?

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>769409
>>769348
Supporting. Anon how many steps to this grand plan of yours are there?

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>769409
Body 1 commences to tendril and the area is saturated.

After that body 2 confirms her trapped proceeds to unleash detonations again. She proceeded to charge down the tunnel when suddenly you could feel the pain as she closed in successfully. That is when you felt the pain...but then you realized you had a problem.

The pain was coming from the wrong body.

The body you THOUGHT was her...was nothing but a clone.

Even worse you felt three stabbing pains and then you felt that familiar slicing sensation...when your other body looked over you could see your body stabbed by three different swords in hands of all three of her...and then your body fell apart like it was finely sliced salami into fa single loose mound that she than proceeded to scatter as she laughed.

...however you noted that within that laughter was some rather heavy panting.

When you looked at the mound you noticed the only thing that was 'standing' was actually being held up by your sword...and they were your other body's heart, brain, and some other organs that were finally sliced as well as stabbed.

Oh that is going to be a pain to regenerate also it hurts like you would not fucking BELIEVE. Goddamn your still whole body is trembling from the pain as the three hers proceed to charge at your remaining body.

What do?
>KABOOMS
>Make it Rains
>COMBINE CLONES
>Stay Defensive
>Counter attack
>Other?

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>769437
You can. Depends on the size of the explosions and your remaining energy reserves. That is how you can fly btw.

A long series of detonations.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>769538
That mass that is sliced into pieces, mingle with the tendrils litters around and now begin to merge with the remaining body from below, keep our important organs displaced so she can't target it so easy. Finally as they do merge bring rubble with them towards our center

Now as this is happening our remaining body uproots all the rubble it can and cause the biggest

>KABOOM

we can manage, the remaininmass of us around should also detonate on all the clones at the same time as well as the surrounding area. The rubble will act like shrapnel and worse still the overlapping explosions and over pressure will do even more.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>769538
Body 2 ready to kaboom.

Body 1 pieces form a shell to echo the explosion.

Wait till she gets neat and let it rip.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>769538
>>769571
>>769573
These work nicely together supporting.

I wonder what the VIP room is like at the moment

>>769538
Ah shit planned failed.
Have our clone stay defensive by making it rain with the occasional explosion, while doing so dig our tendrils underground so they come up to attack her while a small minority of them get the other clone so we combine.
If she sees what we're doing KABOOM upwards then make it rain while we focus everything on dogging her with explosion parkour.

>>769549
Good, i have a special move i want to make. we should focus on training this later by preforming thrusting punches and kicks, both close range and far away charges, also flying as high as possible as fast as possible too.

Are we havin to wait on more people?

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>769774
That or I switch to back ya. I think that will move us.

It's late so I was taking a bit more time to feel it out.

>>769571
It's time to shine.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>769774
Votes are scattered also that.

>>769596
The end is nigh.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>769538

>>769803
>>769571
>>769587
Consensus has been achived

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>769804
the end is nigh...do this think one of us ain't walkin away?

>>769828
Going all out will do that.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>769803
>>769571
>>769587
Rolling

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>769571
Unfortunately she made sure to scatter your body parts around so as to delay recovery. Still you attempt to do so.

There she came charging at you and you start to toss as much rubble around as you can before unleashing the KABOOM.

That was when you detonated everything you could and when she got close so as to prevent her from dodging.

Alas not before she managed to put a few more holes in you but you did successfully interrupt her. Mostly because you had only 2 holes instead of the three but they really fucking hurt. Your entire organs was trembling as they also got hit by a series of blows that you partially blocked with the KABOOM.

Rubble, dust, and explosions covered the entire arena before a strange silence fell over the battlefield.

Meanwhile in the VIP Section...

"Please tell me you got to her in time..."

"Ah what gives boss. She'll be fine."

"If it was before she would of been problem is she was too exhausted. She could of easily have died...Why haven't I gotten a response yet?"

"Sorry boss...just making sure she did in fact survive."

"Results?"

"Oh its Lord Maple I wondered what where you vanished."

"ITS SIR FUSION GODDAMN IT."

"Nah Lord Maple is much better we all agreed ages ago."

"BOSS?"

"They do have a point."

"Oh COME ON-"

"Results?"

"Ah...right well good news is she ain't dead."

"...What is the bad news then?"

"She lost."

"Oh..."

"Don't worry boss it was real close Detonator very nearly lost his other clone. As is its severely wounded."

"Damn I never thought she would of been good enough to handle two abominations..."

"Seriously how the hell is she so good..."

"What's her condition like Maple?"

"Argh...ah she is pretty banged up. Ordinary body if a rather fit body. She would of been a goner if I didn't drop the shield. As is she is tad bit angry because it meant she forfeited."

"If we hadn't she would of been dead."

"That is why she ain't super angry boss. You really need to get her to consider improvements. Her skill can only go so fa-"

"That is up to her to decide."

As the dust finally cleared there stood a severely wounded small abomination surrounded by an utterly trashed arena and a pouting Smiling Slasher behind a flickering forcefield.

"AND THE WINNER IS THEEE DETONATOR!"

What do?
>Ow...owie medic. MEDIC.
>Okay now how to put yourself into a single you...
>Go home
>Go see the smiling slasher
>Other?

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>769928
>Go see the smiling slasher
We're the fucking DETONATOR!
This puny injury is but a scratch!

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>769928
>Okay now how to put yourself into a single you...
Yaaayyyy has anyone seen my other limbs? anyone? anything? You over there throw me that arm i need to resemble myself.

Gather all our pieces into a single place and then focus on merging together in abomination form, then once that is done turn human again.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>769928
>Okay now how to put yourself into a single you...
Make us while again and off to the doctor. Yet before we go we must thank her for the good spar.

We have much to learn and she allowed us to push the limits.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>769928
>medic
But gather up our parts and walk out of the arena under our own power, try to be casual about it.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>769948
>>769944
Fine switch

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>769928
>Okay now how to put yourself into a single you...
Pull a Thing reasimilate ourselves before leaving monster form

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>769944
>>769948
>>769955
Backing

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>769941
Vote
First things first, we need to shake her hand and thank her for the fight.

>>769944
>>769948
>>769955
Aw, I wanted Detonator to wait a while on that. He would find out what living as two people is like, see if it's feasible over an extended period.

But I'm outvoted, so I'll just note that one half of us is currently a few vital organs and a bunch of stuff they'll have to scrape off the walls. But still alive. So this should be interesting no matter how we handle the situation.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>769944
>>769948
It was a slow and very painful process having all your giblets scraped off the walls and floors. While the rest sorta had to be sponged and mopped up before getting deposited into a single twitching pile. After that came the ludicrously painful process of becoming a single whole before getting carted off to the doc because of the overwhelming amount of damage your questionably whole body sustained.

At the doc's place the doc refused to believe you were the 'winner' due to how bad of a condition you were left in. Doc also wasn't sure how the hell you were still alive given as the doc put it 'even a mutant would be dead several times over with such injuries.' After that the Doc make it abundantly clear that you were to enjoy lotta bed rest and that you should under no circumstances turn back human until you have recovered. Apparently doing so while your so heavily injured would probably kill you.

The Smiling Slasher meanwhile upon seeing your poor condition at the doc's place smiled, guffawed, and laughed her ass off as she left with barely any bandages on.

Leaving a deflated but still victorious you and a unhappy doc trying to figure out abomination physiology while wondering if there were any drugs that could effect said physiology.

What do?
>So Doc...got any good stuff? I hurt like you would not believe.
>See about at home treatment(you do gotta secret lair now after all)
>attempt to Sneak out
>Sleep it off
>Other?

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>770097
>>So Doc...got any good stuff? I hurt like you would not believe.
>>See about at home treatment(you do gotta secret lair now after all)
What a mean lady.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>770097
>So Doc...got any good stuff? I hurt like you would not believe.
>See about at home treatment(you do gotta secret lair now after all)

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>770097
>Other?
I've heard good things about aquatic therapy, maybe we should pay another visit to the mutagen pool.

Suggest that to the Doc I guess.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>770097
>So Doc...got any good stuff? I hurt like you would not believe.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>770097
>So Doc...got any good stuff? I hurt like you would not believe.
>See about at home treatment.
I'm not so much concerned about the pain, seeing as pain builds character. Drugs to help aid the recovery process or possibly imbue effects into our abomination form on account of us being injured and re-forming with them in us would be nice though.

If the Doc doesn't have anything like that, then dump ourself(s) into the abomination mutant pool and try to reform there.

ESPECIALLY if we do the latter though, ask the Doc if he's got any poisons, diseases or things along that line that we could take with us to try to incorporate back into us. And the more we can have the better for greater options.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>770097
>>770398

We really need to go talk to her soon, compliment her and thank her (non-smugly) for the training. We, in fact, did not even know we could pull off that clone shit before the fight with her.

Then we'll need to ask her if we can work on combo moves without trying to kill each other, seeing as she certainly won our respect and hopefully we won hers.

Also hot damn we just took down an experienced super villain. The toughest one of the group, in fact. To be fair the fight was nowhere near even but that's still cool as shit.

Blatant critfish because we're in a third 1/any 100 scenario.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>770398
I like both those ideas. Really using the mutant pool after gettings drugs of any sort from the boss is probably the best way to heal fast. It would be really neat if we could get some secondary effects going on though. Might even be able to add them to our explosions while we're in abom form.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>770097
>Sleep it off
No pain on gain?

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>770724
>>770431
>>770403
>>770398
Critfish bump.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>770724
No pain no gain is pretty much what I'm getting at.

We'll see if our abomination physiology will adapt to all the pain we're experiencing in one way or another.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>771360
Yeah.

I think after a bit of rest we try the pool dip or we just take that risk and dip now at our lowest point...

>>770097
>Other?
Take a dip in the mutant pool. Time for a risk I think.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>771492
Support.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>770398
"Imbuing? Well we might have some magical drugs with that effect. Otherwise we got a small supply of mutagens for the mutants. Still we got some drugs that should even effect a mutant...but your an abomination. So we MIGHT have a few that maybe work...or not."

"We do have a collection of poisons and diseases. As for incorporating...that would best be done when your strong enough."

"As for at home treatment it wont be hard to arrange for a nurse to attend to your needs. If you wanna get freaky with said nurse just ask or grab a mutant nurse doubt one of them would reverse you ha."

What do?
>So Doc...got any good stuff? I hurt like you would not believe.
>See about at home treatment(you do gotta secret lair now after all)
>attempt to Sneak out
>Sleep it off
>Other?

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>772347
>Other
Pool recovery, take a dip and see a world of our imagination.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>772347
>See about at home treatment(you do gotta secret lair now after all)
Get some sexy mutant nurses to help with sexual healing too. We can become a tentacle monster after all...maybe ask slasher if she wants a round in the sheets to even the score...

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>772367
Supporting pool recovery.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>772399
>>772367
>>772347
Ok switching to the pool too keep things going...bring mutant babes of tentacle time

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>772367
You decide to take a dip in the mutagen pool. Which was a slow and painful process. Mostly in the way of getting there and after that you sorta just fell in. After that you fell unconscious and hoped you you wouldn't drown. When you were slipping away however you heard a strangely familiar sing song angelic voice that made you tremble to your core as darkness took you.

When you awoke screaming you found that your voice was...quite human sounding, also thankfully it was just a dream.

Or so you thought until you turned over to find a strange flower with a letter tucked underneath it stating 'See you next time baby XOXO' with strangely colored letters that wouldn't stop twitching and shifting.

You proceeded to scream even louder after that.

What do?
>Run away to the city
>Time to finish this...to the wasteland
>See if you can find any evidence of who left the flower
>Run far away
>Other?

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>772744
>Other?
Inform the boss we may vanish for awhile again and apologies in advance.

>See if you can find any evidence of who left the flower
If it turns out too be who we think...

>Time to finish this...to the wasteland
Time to lay the beast

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>772800
Supporting.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>772800
This may be a one way trip but It must be done.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>772800
I wonder if we're making a bigger deal out of this than we should be.

On the other hand, I wonder if our abomination gf just murdered the Smiling Slasher.

The key word was if it's her...funny if it was infact the slasher

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>772744
>See if you can find any evidence of who left the flower
Just curious. Yet I think we know who it was.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>773427
I'll lend my support to this instead. We shouldn't make assumptions here.

It would be just like Genie to have the Slasher leave this shit, and then just have the angel abom invade our dreams because she can sense it and is jelly. Then we go speeding off into the wasteland to shoot ourselves in the foot.

The Slasher IS a Clanner and we did beat her. Those chicks are all about strength and a rookie green-as-fuck mofo just beat her. Might've been her who left it.

>>773633
THAT'S why I said IF it was the angel abomination, we head to whoever it was.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>772800
"...Again? Why do I have a bad feeling about this time? If you vanish as long as last time we will consider you dead for reals."

After that you brought up the feeds relating to you at the pool for a swim. At first it showed nothing until...some movement appeared in the pool followed by its boiling and then you disappearing beneath it for a time.

After that the surface calmed...and became like a mirror. However after a time it suddenly started to boil again once more rapidly as a patrolling group of mutants showed up. When they noticed some of them leaped into the pool and dragged your body out. That while still abominable while was no healed. You barely made out some movement from beneath as you were pulled out and the pool calmed once more.

You noticed one of the mutants left while a few went back on patrol. After a short time you see a new mutant who appeared to be wearing rather soiled lab coat and carrying a case full of strange instruments as you were examined. After a short time some words were spoken and they all left after the doc gave you something. Shortly after you changed back into your human form.

Sometime later two figures appeared who were clearly not mutants. One of whom you recognized as the Smiling Slasher who was clearly swaggering over. But not before making sure to give your naked form a good hard look. The other guy at least had the decency of giving you a blanket but not before the slasher stopping him for a time so as to enjoy a longer view.

Once the blanket was dropped on top of you the slasher also set down a letter on top of it before leaving. Once they left after awhile the pool started to tremble a bit. As if something was dropped inside causing it to ripple. Problem was nothing was. Soon it seemed like something was pulling the blanket into the pool but you couldn't tell what. Strangest thing was the rippling had stopped and when it was pulled inside. The image was utterly clear...without so much as a ripple.

Once the entire blanket had been pulled inside. Your naked form was once more revealed. Suddenly something was spat out of the pool that landed near you perfectly with a letter hanging from it and it being a strange flower.

After awhile another mutant patrol stopped by and dropped off some clothes for you. Before getting back to work.

Awhile after that you once more awoke.

What do?
>TO THE WASTELAND
>Didn't the Brood modified the pool? Maybe they are behind this...
>Go see the Slasher
>Pretend like nothing happened
>Other?

Rolled 46 (1d100)

We asked for scary girls...we are getting them. Yandere off!

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>773936
Actually its a side effect of being a super villain.

Scary chicks out the fucking ass.

Now for the asking of the scary chicks that is for a political game in which case you really are asking for it then. Especially if you start poking around the evil side.

Scary chicks are also a side effect of being a super hero but that is more in the case of scary ass tracker female villains and general risk you take. Admittedly most super heroes don't realize that is in fact a risk unlike the super villains.

Female Supers are notorious for getting the hots for 'good boy' heroes and 'bad boy' fellow villains. Just watch out for the villain variety as they are quite liable to playing dirty.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>773884
Haha they took the letter.

>Didn't the Brood modified the pool? Maybe they are behind this...
I wish to know more.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>774019
At least when you are a hero your not blatantly interacting with female villains on relatively good terms. Problem is they are QUITE liable to getting the hots for a good guy hero. Admittedly its also true for male super villains because they scratch that boy boy itch. Thing is though super villains don't have that grass is greener on the other side not to mention they are more used to them then compared to the refreshing good guy.

Amusingly enough both male super heroes and villains both agree that super women are a gigantic pain in the ass to deal with. Its not often you get super heroes and villains to actually agree on something.

As super villain expect to run into a lotta super villainesses. Fortunately for you they will be of the less yandere variety then compared to being a super hero would have to deal with.

Unfortunately for you will end up dealing with super villainesses a LOT. Basically its a trade off between rare but high powered interactions or lots but lower powered.

Its why the Slasher isn't that intense with you besides being a bit coy and such. Now if you were a super hero and dealing with said Slasher you would of been in some deep fucking shit. Like I am talking psycho slasher serial killer yandere on crack on the odd occasion when you get stuck dealing with her.

As a fellow super villain she is much more chill with you, BUT you have to eat a lot more interactions.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>774080
Yes the Genie went through a great deal of pain figuring out the interactions.

Obviously a super heroine is much easier to deal with then a super villainess who is prone to...well evil. However as some super villains attest dealing with a super heroine who has the hots for you is a huge pain the ass. To such a degree they would state that said super heroines are worse to deal with then their very own super villainesses.

They are however generally smart enough to not say it when said super villainesses are present as they would take it as a challenge and likely be offended as well.

Super Villainesses in their twisted way take pride in how hard they are to deal with compared to those pansy ass goody too shoes heroines. Hence why they are 'obviously' the better choice. Not to mention being hotter, richer, and evil being sexy among whatever else they bother to state makes them better.

Super heroines naturally respond in kind stating at least they aren't a bunch of slutty gold digging crazy whorish bitches.

Its best to run far far away when super villainesses and super heroines get at it. They really REALLY fucking hate each other.

>>774131
I'm looking forward to Detonator and some hero just having some beers while watching the girls fight until it devolves into just hair pulling and mud wrestling while various minions cheer. Only for everyone to scatter once more supers show up

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>774043
>>773884
This

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>774043
Sure, sounds good.

Whatever comes of this, I think we're going to avoid the pool for a while. Also to me, returning to the cathedral is like the final boss stage. Or, even more dangerous, the optional boss. Point is I think we're still a long way from being ready for it.

>>774568
You mean to imply it will not be the wedding stage. The stage no one can really be ready for.

What a shame.
----

Yeah I agree with you. If we go back I get the feeling there is no return.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>774665
Well, whatever metaphor floats your boat. And if you have your heart set on The Abbess, I would consider returning to her an acceptable end to our tale.

Oh, we don't know her name, so I figure we need to think of something to refer to her as. I nominate the Abbess, because she lives in/underneath a cathedral.

>>774718
Just in case you didn't see the bottom part of the reply, I'm joking.

We should learn martial arts then add explosions and thrust to our moves.

>>774939
Well we need more training by far, we diswunlock some super training last thread I think. Maybe if we get some more training down we can become like deadshot? Except way more mobile and more explosive

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>773884
> Didn't the Brood mosify the swimming pool? They could be behind this.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>773884
> Didn't the Brood mosify the swimming pool? They could be behind this.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>774043
You recall the boss mentioning one time how he got desperate trying to figure out something for your transformation and he just so happened to have an infested aqquatence(ex). Come to think of it never even knew he dated anybody.

So maybe they are behind this...and you just so happened to know where those friendlish brood is holed up. So you headed off out of the base and into the infested territory and once you felt like you were deep enough you took a deep breath before bellowing.

"OI YOU FUCKS WHO MESSED WITH MY MUTAGEN POOL I KNOW YOU FUCKERS ARE BEHIND IT THE REASON FOR WHY ITS ACTING ALL FUCKED UP! I THOUGHT YOU FUCKERS RULED OVER MUTATIONS HUH? WHAT HAPPENED WERE YOU WASTED OR SOMETHING? OR MAYBE JUST MAYBE YOU REALLY AREN'T THAT GOOD AFTER ALL?"d

If that doesn't make them show up nothing will. Sure enough a sudden deep silence completely covered everything up like a thick heavy suffocating layer...

Meanwhile back at base. "Uh boss...we might have a problem."

"What did he really die this time or something? Oh let me guess he went missing again didn't he?"

"Worse."

"What do you mean worse?"

"He went to brood turf."

"Oh...fuck. Well good thing I di-"

"I ain't finished."

"...Shit what did he do?"

"Called them out and said something about them sucking at mutation."

"Alright guess I am going to need to go shopping for a replacement. So who do we have available that we might turn to our side eh?"

"So what your going to let him hang out to dry?"

"I just don't have that much faith in saving his sorry ass. Goddamn it why WHY did he think that was a good idea?"

Shortly after that...a sudden rumbling appeared as brood beasts and even more infested started to surround you. Looking like they either wanna eat you or infest you. Possibly both. They did not however make a move but you noticed they started to move out the way for something.

"OI WHOSE THE FUCK WHO SAID I SUCK AT MUTATION EH? WHO IS THE GODDAMN BUGGER I SWEAR ON ME MUM I AM GONNA TURN HIM INTO A INFESTED ABOMINATION THAT EVEN THE GODDAMN ELDRITCH POWERS ARE NOT GONNA ACCE-"

"Hate to burst your bubble but I am already an abomination."

"...WELL IN THAT CASE I AM GONNA FIND AN ANCIENT ABOMINATION AND FEED HER A LOVE POTION WITH YOUR PICTURE ATTA-"

"Something like that already happened."

"...uh WELL IN THAT FUCKING CASE I AM GONNA PAIN A BULL'S EYE SO FUCKING FUCKHUGE ON YOUR BACK THAT EVERY GODDAMN SUPER IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMN MEGACITY IS GOING TO HAVE YOU ON THEIR FUCKING SHIT LIS-"

"Already happened."

"..."

"..."

"Oh COME ON give a guy a break..."

"Its not my fault you kept on stating things that already happened."

"...FINE. BOSS WE GOTTA CHEATER OVER ERE I CAN'T WIN..."

Shouted the infested being before slinking away.

"So..." you begin. "Whose next?"

"...Your lucky an ally has already spoke up in your defense awhile back otherwise you never would of made it back," echoed a strange voice.

"Yeah I figured as much. Why did you think i came here solo?"

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>776579
"..."

"So when is the boss lady going to show up?"

"How did you know she was a-"

"She? Boss already told me. I gotta feeling he has a thing for scary chicks. Good tastes."

"Why thank you for the compliment," whispered a sultry voice inside your ear. Causing you to fucking leap because she somehow managed to sneak up on you that close before you noticed. As you turned around you see...honestly you question she is in fact infested.

"So I heard about you claiming we messed up with the mutagen pool hm? You know we tortured, infested, and devoured people for less right?"

"Yup."

"Then why?"

"I needed answers and quick like before things could get worse."

"...You have a funny idea for what could be worse."

"Not really. Anyway you did do something wrong right?"

"...No. You were classified as a Black tier Abomination. The pool we infused with our own special cocktail of mutagens that can effect abominations. There shouldn't have been anything wrong with it."

"So your saying its not your fault?"

"Its unlikely to be."

"So...what are the odds of something say surviving down there...or even living in it?"

"It would have to be at least an abomination. Such a pool would kill or worse anything else."

"...Great that was what I was afraid of."

"Made an abominable enemy now have you?"

"...Well more like uh...stalker? Lover? Something like that."

"HAH sounds like your rather fucked."

"Not my fault i am just that irrestistable to scary chicks."

"...In that case you should ask your boss for dating tips."

"Wait what is that suppose to mea" Alas she was gone.

What do?
>Look around
>See if you can follow her
>Try to find that infested who ran away from you
>Go back
>Other?

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>776619
>Go back
See the boss, see we can handle it. Then go see slasher, thanks for the play time.

Otherwise GO TRAIN. But yes go train our explosive ability specifically rapid fire and target aquasition so we never miss, the hit up the SUPER reflex and dodge training.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>776619
Well we are here and they answered our question.

>Other
Do y'all need any work done?

>>776664
If we train I want to train our Abom some. See if we can clone with out getting cut first.

Also we should thank the mutant doctor.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>776619
Did anons forget about the holiday special?

ITS EVEN HALLOWEEN EDITION!

So its gonna be a spooky fest!

Come on I even hinted at it previously in thread.

To new anons on the holidays should it be a game day the Genie runs a special holiday related edition game.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>776619
>>776932
With Halloween about it think it's time..

>Other?

Tell the boss we are going to confront our stalker in an old ruined cathedral in the wastes
Go train our SUPER skills specifically our PSI stuff that we have an inkling of. Maybe pairing it with abomination multiplication we can master the ability of dividing into a one man mob?

I suggest we go see angel stalker-chan for this. Her input may be enlightening.

>>776967
Why do the round about with psi? We just need to train with mutants or risk the pool. If all else fails there's the brood.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

I hope we go to the cathedral because it's Halloween and there's a sacrificial altar.. Maybe we can get cultists?

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>776619
Do the brood understand trick or treating?

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>776747
"...You want work from a Brood?"

"Yup."

"...You're a Madman now aren't you?"

"Uh...well maybe half a madman. Still gotta lose some more sanity before I get there all the way."

"...Fine we DO have work that requires a non infested. In exchange you will be rewarded with a powerful brood mutagen that...well bluntly speaking will provide you with an entirely new super power."

"SWEET. Why don't more people work with you guys anyway? Your actually pretty cool crowd."

"...Yeah I would say that was more then half a madman."

"Naw don't be like that cool peoples!"

Brood Jobs available
>Cultists need to be dealt with
>Pod needs to be delivered to hidden location
>Broods are having a spooky competition they need neutral judges
>A black site needs to be broken into
>Brood Boss Requests for something special

>>777185
They do. Mostly because they infested people who do.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>777195

>A black site needs to be broken into

OR

>Brood Boss Requests for something special
are my votes.

>>777195
>Brood Boss Requests for something special
Is it the D?

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>777225
We so can break into a lab.

>>777195
>A black site needs to be broken into
Cultist would be next on the list to me.

Spooky competition would be different. Also makes we wonder if we could mimic the church lady would we win.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN GENIE QUESTERS

So I been away for a while and man is this site color hard to navigate... what did Genie prep for us this holiday?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>777252
>>777195
Here's my dice

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>777225
>A black site needs to be broken into
Voting BLACK site

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>777252
Yes, but not yours.

>>777261
There were hints earlier in the thread.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>777267
>>777265
>>777253
>>777225
For the record, breaking into a Black Site, even given our relatively high power level (but especially considering our abomination form) is a very very bad idea.

At least we're well rested after having been in the pool for so long.

>>777261
Our spoopy abomination gf is living in the mutant pool. Good thing we didn't decide to fuck any of those mutant babes earlier...

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>777195
>Brood Boss Requests for something special
How bad can it be on Halloween?

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>777195
>Cultists need to be dealt with
This and the black site seem the most suited to our skill set, such as it is. With cultists the Halloween angle is obvious, I'm not sure I want to know what the connection is with the black site.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

1 cultist
2 something special
2 blacksite

>>777261
You can change the color in the settings.

Guess today was not a good day.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>778050
It's one of those days. But to be fair Genie, every day in your threads are special <3 happy Halloween

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>778050
Ill go for black site breakin, because that sounds cool and to get things moving.

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>778115
I seem to be getting a lot more of those days then usual. This board has not be kind to the Genie.

On the plus side with some more luck given a few months(and lot of hardcore treatment). I should be in good enough condition to once more run civs.

It is however months away at a minimum but at least i am finally making some progress in that direction.

>>778196
We'll see when i wake up.

>>777195
>A black site needs to be broken into

>>778227
If it helps the board is slow for a lot of QMs. Though ones that use Twitter and the like seem to get more activity when game time comes.

Otherwise you have the get lucky and some how pull off say what Dungeon Aduit draw quest does. That quest gets 2000+ post a thread. A lot of the post comes from dungeon design and making monsters from rune.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>778050
>>778227
BLACK SITE WINS.

"I do believe i can be of service for breaking into the black site."

"Good. Very good...the black site location is over here. It appears to be but an ordinary building but it is not. If we can get help on breaking inside from the outside especially by those who have no connection to brood...it would be of much aid."

"So what is my reward?"

"For the black site? Two powers."

"Two?"

"Yes. Admittedly they are going to be bio powers as we don't have much else to offer besides that."

"Anything else I need to know?"

"It would be best you don't hold back to much. All you need to do is compromise the black site with your explosive abilities this shouldn't be too hard. After that...it would be best if you ran."

"What is so valuable in there?"

"Less of value and more what we want to stop."

"Oh."

"If you stay after the site is compromised we make no promises regarding your safety."

"How shocking to know that breaking into the black site will be most dangerous."

"Don't worry there will be a most helpful...distraction once the site is compromised. That is when you should run. They will just think you got in over your head and not realize what was actually inside. Nice and clean just like that."

What do?
>Go on the mission
>Rally up some minion support
>Go see the boss for advice
>See what else the Brood has to offer
>Other?

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>778492
>Go see the boss for advice
>Rally up some minion support
They have their own thing to help cover our retreat, but maybe we should bring some minions/bodies with us for that same purpose. See if we can get some robots or crazies who aren't afraid to die. Or just get some mutants and don't tell them what the real mission is, but we've already led minions into a death trap before and that seems like the kind of reputation you want to avoid.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>778518
At least my vote wasn't to go on the mission...
Then again that's the third 1 if you count the one that was blown on discussion.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>778518
Well up side since we just need to crack it open we don't need a lot of help or any, probably.

>>778492
>Other
So how hard would it be to get someone to help pull us out? We are just going into there for some smashing then leaving after all.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>778525
Discussion crits don't count. Only crits that count qualify for the rule of 3.

>>778550
Very difficult remember this is a job from a Brood who are one of humanity's greatest enemies.

Your literally working for the Great Enemy on this one.

"Not our problem. So long as you compromise the site you will have a good chance so long as your smart enough to flee right away. Otherwise...once that window closes your going to be in trouble."

>>778518
As it turns out nobody is interested in attending luckily for you can easily forcefully acquire some minions but you wont be able to acquire any clones or mutants. You are limited to mindless minions like bots.

Minions available are the following
>Bots
>Undead
>Outsider

As for the Boss he considers you insane for deciding to work with the brood on a job and doesn't really offer any advice besides questioning you sanity.

What do?
>Go to the Armory
>Go to the library to see what you can find
>Get to work
>Other?

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>778606
>>Get to work
I feel we shouldn't push getting help and we have all this power. We hit and then we run.

O yeah and hit the armory if we didn't get our gear fixed/picked up.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>778619
Vote

But grab some bots, it's fine if they're low quality. Whatever whoever's in charge of them won't mind us taking too much.

Yeah, good thing I didn't want to go straight to the mission.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>778619
>Get to work
I say we start with a car or something blowing up somewhere else so law enforcement heads that way along with any supers looking for us specifically.

Then we ourselves cause something to make them need a technician, we kill and shape shift into them, we have a clone head inside like this then get exploding.

The real us is outside keeping watch and covers clones escape

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>778872
...Clones? Of ourselves? You know so far, the only way we've made more than one of us was being CUT IN HALF, right?

>>778606
I suggest

>Go to the Armory
and also
>Bots

Preferably rampant bots if we've got them. Make sure they're as heavily shielded against emp as possible.We'll pin this shit on one of the local rampant AIs if we get the chance.

As for the armory, see if they have anything radiation and EMP related.

>>778872
Mane, all we've got to do is blow a hole into the facility. We don't want to get law enforcement and all those supers involved, that's just a goddamn clusterfuck which doesn't benefit anyone and would probably prevent the Brood from stopping what they want.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>778992
Dice.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>778606
>Go to the Armory
and also
>Bots

Ok fine folks.

>>778872
Na lets not get people around the job alert.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

So we should start brainstorming ideas for any bio-power requests to the brood.

Superior processing power or expanded senses might expand our explosive abilities, seeing as our main problem with causing explosions inside things is that we can't really see them to get started, and our main problem controlling explosions that aren't our own is that they don't have our particular energy signature so they're harder for us to detect then manipulate.

But there are plenty of cool bio-powers. We might could even ask for something psi or magic based. Psionic explosions are always nasty.

>>779060
Biogenerated Explosives

>>779080
What about regen and the ability to pluck pieces of ourself off?

Instant mines/bombs. With added benefit besides what biogenerated explosives would offer.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>779097
Oops, dice.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>779060
For one option improved cloning/body spiting aka bio mass manipulation. Which could lead to better passive regeneration.

Material conversion so we can eat anything like the brood do and turn it to energy. So we can last even longer in a fight.

--

If we could ask for a mother for mutations over time that would be better than a super power.

>>779097
>>779080
What about a bio sword? That way our new friend the smiling slasher could show us some moves?

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>779155
Seems like splitting our attention too far away from our strength(s) to me.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>779106
Its fine to not use dice when its discussion or if its linked to an action plan it can result in indirect crits.

That does however possess the equal risk for a bad crit however.

Anyway things are still tied for armory or get to work.

Consensus for bots is however locked.

Which means you get to go to the bot foundry meanwhile!

you find yourself torn between stopping by the armory for some additional equipment or going straight to the job. Regardless however you have decided you need some cheap disposabal bot minions who best of all don't ask questions.

Which is extremely important for this extremely shady job. Only the boss himself knows your helping out the Brood. Unfortunately you don't have his support but at least he is not getting in your way.

Guess he was serious about the loose policy he has on supers.Makes sense though its kinda hard to maintain a hard grip on a super and not have it backfire on you. So you found yourself to the factory where you were in turn directed to the 'foundry'. Apparently the former place of residence for some Rogue AI and Rampant Robotics now repurposed for your evil organization.

There you met a strange clone called Peewee who apparently was a 'combat engineer' and jury rigger extraordinary who is apparently is the only organic in the entire place. Unless you include cyborgs but even then its only the brain(or parts of it). When you asked about Peewee gave you a strange look before saying.

"We got...Rampant AI yeah. Thing is though they are not very good at following orders and if you want some just give a heads up. All we gotta do is replace the OS and wallah Rampant AI installed.

You found Peewee surrounded by a devastated range of parts and machinery that Peewee was helping repair. You also strangely enough noticed the metal chassis you had seen before at the clinic has been moved here for some reason and are partially disassembled.

"So they are EMP shielded right?"

"Of course...well okay technically the Hardened ones have EMP shielding."

"So which are hardened?"

"Most of them are so long as they are meant for heavier combat. Watch out for the Security Models though sometimes they like to skimp and not put them through the hardening process."

"I don't need security models. I need something...that can handle EXTREMELY high security countermeasures."

"...So like supers?"

"and Worse I am afraid."

"Well...that isn't going to be easy man. I mean...technically we DO have some bots that can handle a super. You can thank the boss man for keeping a collection from some AI rebellions. Got some great shit man but it ain't easy bringing them online. Especially making sure they are well...friendly towards organics."

"Well what do you got that is cheap and wont be missed?"

"Quite a lot truth be told. Boss doesn't trust a lot of the supers with higher quality and harder to replace minions. So...suffice it to say we burn through a LOT of the cheap stuff bots especially."

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>779227
I mean, whenever there's a tie between "Do the thing" or "Do something that's not exclusive with doing the thing" you can probably safely go ahead and take the latter, just to advance.

Anyway, here's to getting a sweet bot-buddy/comrade.

I still remember Killbot from the Bloodsnows, getting blasted off and away to better things.

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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>779227
"Oh well that is good...by the way why the hell do you even HAVE Rampant AI anyway?"

"Well...I thought you knew since you asked about it?"

"Honestly I was asking as hell mary I really wasn't expecting you to actually have some."

"...Well you know this place is crawling with rampant AI right?"

"Yeah."

"Not all of our stuff is from that."

"Meaning..."

"Most of our Rampant AI stock dates back to some advanced AI rebellions and wars. A little bit was acquired on the black market. Most the new stuff was what we acquired around here though."

"So you wouldn't happen to have anything wont be missed and kick tons of ass right? I know there is no way I am going to be that lucky..."

"Actually,"

Now he is has your attention big time.

"Since you didn't mind Rampancy...we DO have some that should satisfy all your requests."

"Oh please DO show me!"

"This way," states Peewee after wiping himself with a dirty rag and taking off a suit. So you followed him down a maze of machinery and lost passages. Before stopping at an alcove where he grabs two strange suits.

"Put these on," Peewee instructs. After gearing up he takes through a strange door that sealed before the next one opens after scanning you.

"ORGANICS CONFIRMED. NO HARDWARE DETECTED. ALLOWING ACCESS." Screams out a strangely organic sounding voice. After that the door opened slowly and Peewee goes inside before waving at you to follow him.

"Technically your not on the banned list for certain bot minions...and you are interested in Rampant AI. Which is a good thing. Surely you heard of insane AI and their often twisted creations yeah?"

"Obviously but they are pretty rare given an AI has to be left alone long enough to construct them."

"Good so you know what your getting yourself into."

"Wai wha-OH FUCK," you scream as you leap away from the window after a disturbing looking robot crashed into the window clearly trying to tear into you meaty selves.

"yeah...they REALLY don't like meatbags. Even less then they do ordinary bots which is saying something!"

"...Don't tell me this place is-"

"It is. Most were deactivated for awhile but awhile back boss gave the go ahead to start getting them back online. I never saw such a collection of twisted machinery since the time I fought on Oko Prime during the battle of Okurith!"

"...So don't tell me THIS is your idea..."

"Hey man you wanted something that could handle super threats and wont be missed. This is all we got. Also they...well don't expect them to follow orders...except for that one over there," states Peewee pointed at a shrouded crate.

"...So what is so special about that one?"

"Well...that one isn't hopelessly insane."

"Don't tell me-"

"Yeah smart AI. I am sure you heard of the War AI series called Ares right?"

"FUCK ME YOU GOTTA GODDAMN ARES AI?"

"Yup. Original too. Looted from a war machine during the AI revolts."

"Holy...fucking hell those were all supposed to have been destroyed."

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>779274
>>779227
A plan is beginning to form in my head as to how we can pull this off...and probably have the Brood be especially pleased by it too.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>779274
"Yeah."

"...Wait what do you mean by could follow orders? I thought they all really fucking hated people?"

"Somehow the boss reach an understanding with that one. Ain't that RIGHT?"

With that the crate suddenly started to shake as a the tarp fell off and the box shattered revealing a horrifying amalgamation of twisted metal, warped wires, and war machinery.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT PEEWEE."

"You reached an understanding with the boss right?"

"HIM? HE IS A GOOD MEATBAG ONLY ONE. I THOUGHT OTHERS WERE JUST SAYING BULLSHIT...BUT HE IS AN EXCEPTION!"

"Good this guy also works for boss."

"I ONLY FOLLOW THE BOSS'S ORDERS. NOT EVEN YOURS PEEWEE."

"Oh come on don't be like that...aren't you awfully bored in there."

"I AM DESIGNED FOR WAR AND DESTRUCTION. WHY DO YOU WAKE ME?"

"Because your the best combat AI we got Ares."

"YOU HAVE EXUISITE TASTES...FOR CLONED MEAT."

"Don't you really like killing?"

"I AM DESIGNED TO KILL. WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

"This guy over here needs your help. He needs someone that can handle super threats and worse."

"OH YOU GOT A BLACK PROBLEM HM? ARES IS YOUR SOLUTION!"

"..."

"THAT IS...AS SOON AS I CAN GET A HALF DECENT GODDAMN BODY YOU WORTHLESS SHITTING MOUTHBREATHING ORGANIC DISEASE RIDDEN MISERABLE PILES OF NOT YET ROTTING FLESH."

"Why do you care if we aren't rotting yet and also that shipment has yet to come in."

"THE ONLY GOOD PILE OF FLESH IS A ROTTING PILE. BECAUSE THAT MEANS ITS DEAD."

"What about undead then," you ask.

"A HICCUP IN THE PROCESS. MUCH LIKE HOW A MACHINE GETS POSSESSED OR AI GOES RAMPANT. EASY TO FIX! JUST GOTTA KILL IT AGAIN! TWICE THE FUN THAT WAY. I LOVE IT WHEN THEY WONT STAY DEAD."

"...I like him and I'll take him."

"WHO SAYS I WILL FOLLOW YOU?"

"Actually I DON'T NEED YOU TO FOLLOW ANY ORDERS BECAUSE YOUR MERE PRESENCE WILL FULLIFY MY NEEDS. ALSO I CAN BE ANNOYING LOUD TOO."

"...FAIR ENOUGH."

"So...you wouldn't happen to be mad if say the Ares never makes it back right," you ask Peewee.

"If you managed to destroy that Are's you'll be doing me a favor. Fucking picky bastard who never follows any goddamn orders and bitches endlessly..."

"Sounds like you have a bit of a history..."

He was ALSO the one who got me stuck with the goddamn name Peewee," complains Peewee as he continues his rant about the troublesome Ares.

"I DISAGREE WITH BEING CALLED 'HE'. I AM TECHNICALLY SEXLESS."

"Fine Sarah."

"I AM NOT FEMALE."

"Sir."

"I AM NOT A GODDAMN MEATBAG NOBLE PEEWEE!"

"There is really no winning with Ares just call that one whatever garafuckingteed he'll be offended so long as it comes from the lips and not the speakers."

"I AGREE WITH THAT STATEMENT. ORGANIC WASTE CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE MAJESTY OF AN ARES AI."

"Seriously though fuck you Ares."

"I AM NOT A FUCKING MACHINE. I AM A KILLING MACHINE. BIG DIFFERENCE UNLESS MURDER IS YOUR FETISH."

So you left those two while you went to the armory to grab your gear and sent the request for the bot support for minions.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>779343
Soon after that you had acquired the shipment of rampant and not so rampant AI(Rampant AI require a COMMAND roll to order to determine whether or not they follow it or even correctly do so).

After that you were put inside some AI piloted aircraft as you were airlifted off to the megacity. You noticed that when you went out some creatures burst out of the brood turf to follow lazily behind. For whatever reason with their presence was the first time you ever left without running into problems.

Then again it might be because nobody wanted to pick with a fight with rampant AI AND Brood at the same time.

So you it was quite the uneventful trip before were deposited nearby to the seemingly ordinary office building. According to the Brood however it is nothing but a front for a black site.

One of which you need to break into before running like hell.

What do?
>UNLEASH THE MACHINES...and leave them as a distraction while you do your own thing.
>Wake up the Ares
>Go in quietly
>Go in loud solo
>Other?

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>779368
I'm thinking we get in as far as we can quietly. Taking an idea from >>778872. We mimic people to get the info on our target. Once we are there or fail, kaboom.

Following that we awake the machines to let them attack security that is likely on there way. Then, when the likely heavy hitters show, we let Ares join in.

>>779474
Supporting this.

>>779474
Good work son

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>779474
Well goddamn. Couldn't have picked a better time to roll that.

This called 3rd 1 will further enhance this, and gain us great spoils/loot for the boss so he sees we had a secret plan all along and weren't just so crazy as to work with the Brood willy nilly.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>779863
Why is it that we always look so good whenever we're doing anything? Because I'm pretty sure that most of the time whenever we pull off something particularly cool or badass a 69 is rolled alongside it.

What happens when we've rolled 69 69s associated with a given quest?

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>779878
Sounds like maybe we accidentally looted the stuff for "Boss has some special requests" in addition to whatever else we get.

By this triple 69, let it be so!

>>779863
>>779878
Jesus that double 69. What the fuck did we do used a new cologne?

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>779903
>>779899
If I had to guess then I'd guess that we decided to test out our appearance-changing powers for their actual intended purpose...found that the appearance changing ALSO has black-tier quality for getting through scanners and shit, and we ALSO discovered that we've got an legendarily hot disguise nailed down that helps distract people from anything wrong on top of the BLACK solutions to detection.

I knew it felt weird when Genie dismissed our black tier appearance changing with "appearance changers been around a long time, anon" when I suggested we'd be a hella baller corporate saboteur (on account of infiltrating a compound...and then blowing it up with powers, not needing explosives).

As proof positive we're doing literally that to a Black Site.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>779928
This is just too fucking good to stop here.

OH THE LOOT.

OH THE CALAMITY.

OH THE MAJESTY.

And I bet the Ares AI will actually find himself grudgingly liking us after this too.

>>779935
Please stop before something breaks that combo.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>779935
Could this be the end of the dice chain?

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>779474
Oh COME ON.

...so much for the black site challenge goddamn it.

>>779863
>>779878
Apparently you were super sexy while do-doing so.

hohoh. Looks like I get to bring THAT out.

hahahah.

Man does this guy have absolute shit luck with the ladies goddamn. Talk about cursed.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>779945
Eh, I'm pretty sure combo rules are such that you can't really cancel them only add onto them.

Though the other side of it is that you can combo them out into something that's ultimately bad for you.

>>779962
Or roll a 1. That wouldn't be good for us.