>>1396852
>As you stagger out you turn back to the odd sight of a pair of Lion-sized beasts rearranging a 1970s post modern kitchen and spurt
>"...and Tell your boss there's nothing here he could ever get from me. If he wants power...he should get it himself."
>Up your stairs
>Past your mom who must have partially woke up and collapsed again in the hallway
>Into your room
>Where your bed is
>Where nightmares, that come every night these days are waiting

Not tonight, dear. I'll make sure of that.
>"Gee...thanks."

Of all the things you could have done. Why that? Why spare them? When give up the power?
>"I didn't give up anything. I just helped them."
>You collapse against the mattress.
>"Just like somebody did for me."
...You took these powers. So you could give?
I knew you were special.
In fact. I didn't think people like you could exist.
Goodnight, Anon.
>"Mrrrm gnite...mama."


>END OF THE SESSION

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>>1396852
>>1396853
>made a new thread for one final post
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Thanks for the run, Quest. Lawful Good path unlocked? Just as planned. Starfu is next.

>>1396853
>Just yells at them to clean the kitchen and leaves to go to bed

Badass, but pretty stupid.

Let's hope their tiny brains are honored we allowed that to happen than letting Man-Arm die.

>FUTURE PLANS

Eat a lot of food tomorrow to regain lost blood and minerals, then meet with Jackie and Janna tomorrow. Try to gather ingredients for Hekapoo Ritual too.

>ANOTHER FUCKING THREAD
QUEST CONFIRMED BREAKING /QST/ IN HALF
>anon disobeying mum a little bit
Anon confirmed to become star vs's seth rollins

>>1396853
Thank you, Quest. This has been an excellent story so far, and I can't wait for the next session.

Geez, hope the mods don't get pissed.

What's our next move, fellas? Time to get those ingredients?

>>1396852
>>1396853
Better outcome than expected

So far

>>1396853
Hmmmm..... Not exactly happy with these results, but they ain't your fault, Quest. You did great.

>>1396852
A trifling victory, but a victory nonetheless.

>>1396852
Im OK with this,at least we wont have to deal with the guilt of having killed someone. And we dont need to clean the kitchen.

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>>1396852
>>1396853

ONE MORE THING

...+2 Con

>>1396899
It'd be difficult finding a remote area where we can safely dissolve the bodies of two six-hundred pound monsters.

>>1396912
We wouldn't need to do that though. We'd just need to throw them away. Because they're a big crocodile and lobster. No one's going to question that. I mean, they'll question it, but they won't think "MURDER" and call the police.

>>1396909
As a comparison, would you be able to tell us star's current stats?

>>1396918
>>1396918
You can only know the stats of people you are officially allies with.

Currently that list is

>Justin Armberg
Lvl 4 Quarterback
+4 Str
+3 Dex
+1 Cha
-1 Int
-3 Wis

>Alfonzo
Lvl 6 Nerd
+6 Int
+3 Wis
-4 Cha
-2 Str

>>1396922
How come CON doesn't show up for either?
Damn that is an unfortunate CHA for Alfonzo

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>>1396926

Because neither of them have suffered like you.

>>1396872
Yeah, as well as getting our friend obligations done too.

>>1396909
What is CON? Constitution?

>>1396951
Yep. Anon's toughening up physically from all this abuse.

>The arm
>The fight
>Getting choked by muscles
>Spilling his own blood

It adds up but Con had to come back from it's previous lackluster state. A lifetime of dodging beatings and vidya does that to a young man.

>>1396956
Question: Will we ever momentarily or permanently lose stats?

Like Mom accidentally drops a Xanax pill in Anon's food and he gets doped up, so it fucks up his stats for the time being or some shit like that?

>>1396981
Debuffs are a thing but the kind that are out there I don't want to spoil

Permanent debuffs are super rare and usually just straight up curse or stuff like PTSD

>Yafeel me my fellow eternal suffering brothers

>>1397004
Interesting.

Thank you for informing us. Also good to note that PTSD would be a thing, so I'm glad we went with the Paragon route with healing Man-Arm.

May be a monster, but best not risk a debuff to intellect or will by letting him die.

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>>1396852
>>1396853
HAHAHAHAHAHA
YES YEEEEEES

>>1397033
Holy shit, now this is fucking gold.

Good shit, man.

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>>1397033
Holy hot dogshit, Anon what have you created!?

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>>1397033
This is GOLD!

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>>1397033
Fucking fantastic, holy shit

>>1397033
TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS NEXT LEVEL SHITPOSTING GAME

>mummy: have you ever heard the tragedy of Eclipsa the Queen of Darkness
>anon: No
>mummy: I thought not. It’s not a story the mewggers would tell you. It’s a monster legend. Eclipsa was the Queen of Darkness in mewni, so powerful and wise she could manipulate the wand to influence the dark magic create life... She had such a knowledge of the dark magic, she could even keep the ones she cared about from dying.
>anon: She could actually save people from death?
>mummy: The dark side of the magic is a pathway to many abilities some mewggers consider to be unnatural.
>Anon: What happened to her?
>Mummy: she became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing her dark magic, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught her apprentice everything she knew, then her apprentice killed her in her sleep. Ironic. She could save others from death, but not herself.
>Anon: Is it possible to learn this power?
>mummy: Not from a mewgger.

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>>1397107

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>>1396852
Thread 4 in less than a week

2k+ posts plus image limit in 3 days

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

>>1396922
So is our stat growth gonna slow down now?
Seems like they're mostly based on the past experience inferred by handling current events.

>>1397550
Probably depends on how much we push ourselves.

>>1397107
>be me
>Post the tragedy of Eclipsa the queen of darkness twice last thread
>see this
>ISHIGGYTHEDIGGY

>>1397609
Anon, what's this?

>>1396926
Look at the bright side: Alfonzo can make for a good Louis Armstrong for a Talent Show if we get our saxophone.

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>No quest until Wednesday

>>1397703
Didn't OP say there will probably be a session tomorrow.

That was at like 3 in the morning so, he could mean today....as in tomorrow or he literally meant tomorrow.

>>1397716

>>1396853
>Probably tomorrow but not sure.
>>1393780
>Probably Weds actually. The time tho I cannot say because my schedule is pretty fluid.

Uncertainty fills the void through which we walk on these dark times.

>>1397721
Well he said tomorrow last, so I'm going with that.

Hope is all that I have ;-;

>>1397703
>>1397716
>>1397721
Well.
How about we pass the time with some productive stuff?? Liiiiiike.....

Is there a general consensus for what Anon looks like?

>>1397735
We know for sure he has a school shooter type trench coat and shaggy hair.

Hey fagons, I've only lurked here so far (mostly because I live in a kind of distant timezone), but is anyone saving these threads? Probably we should find the original one in /co/ too.

>>1397735
I imagine he looks like what a school shooter would look like in a pg 13 rated show

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I thought of a better way to spend time
Posting images of Mom

I have been slacking on my shitposts, it is time to remedy that

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>>1397735
>>1397744
Yeah, I was basically gonna say this.
>>1396852
>14 year old highschool freshman
>Who up until today didn't even get to decide when he got his haircut
Do we do now that we've confronted father and become more assertive? Is this the time to change our looks?

>>1397738
Some Anon has apparently been archiving them on Sup/tg/. Not sure under what name, I haven't gone to the site in years, but in one of the previous threads he mentions them.

>>1397755
That would sort of kill the thread faster.

>>1397738
I've been archiving them here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20Quest

The original /co/ post numbers are near the bottom of the first quest.

>>1397759
Depends on how we wanna look. Do we wanna look more like a normal not school shooting teenager, or do we wanna start embracing our lich role with some robes or some shit. Or something else. Maybe something more godlike, or something in Mummy's style. Very fancy clothing.

And that's just clothing, god knows what kind of hair we want. Do we wanna get bald or a buzz cut so it doesn't get in the way? Do we wanna grow it out of a school shooter style and more of a metal style? Or do we get a very fancy hair do, that just screams we mean business? And not like "We'll fuck you up" business, but more legit actual business, like board meetings and shit.

>>1397764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WoV9Lai1CM

>>1397764
Even if we wanted to do that stuff, we don't have the cash to do so. Parent's just paid off rent, and there's barely enough left over for food anyway.

>>1397782
Well, we could do what was previously suggested and rob a bank after we get our dimensional scissors. It would be the simplest thing in the world to do. Hell, if we wanna REALLY cover our tracks we could rob a bank that's in New York or something.

>>1397786
On the one hand: Can we kindly stay on a more moral path?

On the other hand: If we're gonna rob a bank, can we make sure said bank is a Jewish one?

>>1397787
What's so immoral about robbing a bank? Honestly, with the way we'll do it it'll be the most moral way to rob a bank. No one gets hurt, we get in and out. We won't even do property damage getting into the bank with the scissors.

>>1397790
Well alright. But make sure the bank is super Jewish. I don't wanna be robbin' no Good Banks.

>>1397791
Unless it's a bank run by a mom and pop couple, I don't think we'll have trouble finding a "not good bank."

>>1397787
>being a good guy
When will this meme end

>>1397795
>being an evil necromancer
When will this meme end

>>1397795
>>1397796
>Good/Evil alignments
When will this meme end

>>1397794
Bankers and politicians are the only people you can guilt free.

>>1397798
Kill...guilt free

>>1397798
You can really kill anything and be guilt free. So long as you justify it. Like say, killing someone so either of your moms won't be in danger. That's a guilt free kill.....

>>1397803
Great idea !!! : D

lets kill everybody in the name of Mommy !!! :)
yeh nah

>>1397798
>>1397801
>>1397803
>Context
>o
>n
>t
>e
>x
>t

As an attempt to diverge from this Morality stuff (since everyone apparently gets their jimmies rustled by the concept of being Not A Jerk):

I elect that the exact moment we get our fingers on that Saxophone Wand, we do this https://youtu.be/wY3kl5CRSkc?t=10

>>1397811
You're telling me? Everyone also seems to get their panties in a wad over the concept of justified murder.

Also, that sounds like a great idea.

>Steal from the rich to give it to yourself.
>Rob banks using portals, but not hurting anyone too badly.
So Anons want to become Jumper? >>1369830

>>1397825
Well, to ourself and our Mother. We're selfish, but we're also selfish for the people we don't hate. And I'm talking about both Mothers. Though I don't know what I voice would do with cash.

>>1397815
I am a noble pacishit. Now watch as I grandstand about my superior moral imperative!

>>1397815
The problem is the barrier to murder is a bit low here.
This isn't the Joker or Scarecrow or people like that. These are basically standard thugs. We ain't the Punisher mang.

>>1397856
Standard thugs who can report back to their boss who now knows who we are, were we live, what we look like, and that we have powerful magics. Instead of none of those things.

Like, someone was talking about us not being able to sleep because of killing in the last thread, I can't imagine how we'd sleep with the thought of Lobster Claws coming back and snapping our neck in our sleep. Or kidnapping our mother while we're away. Or killing her while we're off getting Peanut butter banana and strawberry jelly sandwiches.

It's like if we were a super hero, and suddenly a rando thug of the big bads found out our secret identity. The safest option is to silence the man. Not just for our sake, but everyone who's important to us.

>>1397868
>It's like if we were a super hero, and suddenly a rando thug of the big bads found out our secret identity.
Obviously what happens then is that is thug is dispatched in some alternate way that doesn't morally compromise the hero. Or no one believes him when he tells them because "Anon? That quiet meek kid at school, no way he's a powerful magician.". Or the thug keeps silent because the hero did something for him that earned his respect, like saving his life.

Do you even know superheroes, Anon?

>>1397868

Those guys are stupid but sensitive enough to think twice before attacking again somebody who not only wrecked their shit but also saved the life of one of them.

Besides no matter if we kill them or not, their boss will know that shit happened in the house he targetted and be twice as careful if his soldiers, who judging by the tv show are incredibly durable/regenerative, never returned and might be dead.

And well, this is kinda metagaming, but treating them slightly more nice than Ludo does and being more competent was enough to earn their loyalty, so I dunno, monster army leader route a possibility?

>>1397896
On the note of Metagaming: Quest informed us that it's pretty much okay for us to do that, since we're not Anon, we're a bunch of supposed quasi-dimensional Kek spirits that are conveying our will through this mere child.

>>1397882
Dispatch them in what way though? What way would be better/easier than just killing them? There's only one possible way I can think of that would be equally or greaterly safe would be to throw him into the void like Star did to Ludo. And even then that's probably harsher than just mercy killing them.

And how the fuck do we know that this guy who uses giant lobsters and Man Arms for thugs even knows about us, or humans in general? For all they know edgy highschool shooter lookin' types are the real deal around here.

And that silence only lasts for so long. Eventually he's going to talk. Especially a coward like Lobster Claws. And sending a message of "don't mess with me, I'm bad news!" doesn't help at all.

>>1397896
Sensitive? I think they were more fucking terrified of the fact we nearly crushed them under a fridge.

And from what Lobster Claws told us, it was just a general idea of "magic is around here, go find it!" Not like Ludo will know all the details of what happened, where it happened, plus living confirmation that our powers are real.

You wanna meta game? 'member when Star and Marco tried to befriend Lobster Claws? He turned his back on them the second he got the chance. The only redeemable of Ludo's minions was Buff Frog, and he was just good because he became a father.

And even then, we didn't really earn their loyalty. We terrified and spared them with a message of "we'll fuck you up again if you come back."

>>1397897
And the spirits of Kek are manifested in this child through his greentext autism and frequenting of 3spenpai.

>>1397900
>>1397897
It's okay, anon. We're Kek spirits, metagaming is par the course.

>>1397791
Remember.

No civilian casualties. Unless we're out of zip ties,
but not body bags.

Then it's fine as long as we pay the fee.

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>>1397900
>Dispatch them in what way though?
It could be anything!
A bunch of rocks fall on them. The big bad kills them in a "You've failed me for the last time" stick before they can reveal the secret to anyone. They have their memory of the event erased. The possibilities are endless!

>>1397942
How would rocks do anything but kill them, or horribly injure them? Ludo doesn't kill his minions. How would we erase their memories? The possibilities are extremely limited.

Okay guys, but how are we gonna prepare for Hekapoo's challenge?
(Also, we should ask Janna what the biggest cemetary is)

>>1397961
Oh, H-Poo? Well, I'd assume either it's like in show, and we gotta blow out the flame on her head. In that case, right as she's explaining it we go in for the blow and get her off guard.

Or Quest is gonna throw us a curve ball with something completely new. In that case, we're just gonna have to wing it with our A game. But I have faith in Anons skills.

>>1397948
I'm just listing different tropes in which this is often solved, Anon. Don't worry, I'm sure we'll work something out.

>>1397961
No way to prepare for something which we have no idea what it will consist on.

>>1397970
Well we're gonna HAVE to work something out, since everyone not only spared them, but fuckin' healed them too. Which is the worst part about all of this. Because it reveals our powers.

Like, it woulda been one thing to spare them and tell them to get outta town, but noooo, we just had to give them a full on display of our powers.

>>1397981
I think it slipped most people's brains at 1am EST that saving Arm man would reveal our powers. They voted, and went to bed.

>>1397993
That is a fair point. Hopefully it will be a mistake we won't make twice.

>>1397981
What's the point in continuing to whine about it. What's done is done.

Ludo and his goons are buffoons anyway, the only real threat they pose is that they could tell somebody like Star whilst we're trying to lay low.

>>1398004
To pass the time until the next Quest is started. That's about 95% the reason why I continue talking.

>>1397981
But they already knew there was magic in here.
They just simply thought it was from a wand, which was what they came for in the first place, not our magic.

>>1396852
In fact, HOW can we do magic without a wand?
It's supposed to be a big deal to do so, that even Star opening up a door magically without her wand was an important development for her.

Is it the book? Our WILL? Purely inherent talent?

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ANNOUNCEMENT POST

Gonna order a pizza and quest it up in ONE HOUR

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>>1398021
>One hour until ULTIMATE POWER

>>1398021
Christ all mighty this guy is just plowing through this like Star's virgina mewnii fields!

>>1398021
>the mad man after hitting the image limit and bump limit on our last two threads is now going for another session
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>1398018
Any information at all on us is a bad thing. The less literally everyone else in the multiverse besides Us, Muscles, and Mummy knows the better.

Also, we got the power to use magic without a wand. And the will.

>>1398018
It's the book + our will. All our spells so far have been cast through Luna. We're basically sorcering. This is why she wants us to get a wand, because until that point, we're not really learning magic.

>>1398036
>>1398018

I mean if Star was casting magic through Glossaryk, everything SHE does would be easy and nuts also

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>>1398027
At least do it right

>>1398018
As far as I can remember, Magic in the SvtFoE universe is inherent in the user. You don't need a wand to use magic, but a wand makes using your magic easier, more concentrated, and more potent. A focus, if you will.

>>1398021
Dammit Quest, I have a college lecture to attend to.
You're gonna break the board soon, maybe we need a hiatus. Pls quest.
The ride's too fast.

>>1398021
>Exited_Star.gif

>>1398063
A spoon for the arcane stew. Nothing's stopping you from slopping it up with your hands.

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>>1398021

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>>1398018
>>1398039

Lesson time, Children

https://youtu.be/zHQrvscTaeg

All magic has a source. It is the web that binds all of creation together. The invisible strings of fate. The hand of destiny. Your world was severely lacking in it's influence, so no human before you could have done what Mewmans do, pull magic from within and focus it through a wand. Now that I'm here however,
I've connected your soul to my world. My world which was so wonderous. So full of magical power. Power that 'I' snuffed out in my...shall we say, ascension? Why not? Now your soul is connected to a vast well of ever renewing magical energy. You are the first of your kind. Someone who's only limit will be in his body and mind's ability to withstand the power that flows through them. I know you'll do great things. Someone who's known so much pain can only hold great promise.

>>1398077
We need to drink with our spoon until the stew has cooled down enough, otherwise we'll just end up scalding our tongue and ruining our taste

>>1398077
Yeah, nothing stopping you from DIPPING DOWN!

>>1398021
>Thought it might be Wednesday
>It's today
You spoil us, Quest. Godspeed.

>>1398081
Alright I'm not even joking, but I'm getting some major dark soul vibes going on here.

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>>1398081
>I've connected your soul to my world. My world which was so wonderous. So full of magical power. Power that 'I' snuffed out in my...shall we say, ascension?
>Luna confirmed Devourer of Worlds.

>>1398100
And I see absolutely no problem with that. If anything, I'm impressed that she was able to do it. Though I should only expect the greatest from dearest Mummy.

>>1398100
It could just as easily have been someone trying to paint her as the cause of the magical collapse we don't know the full situation there Micky, so relax until we learn more.

>>1398081
Oh, hello again.
I do have to applaud you for answering one of my questions in the last thread, Luna. Shame it isn't the one I wanted.
Anon is going to do great things, I'm sure.

>>1398110
Well, we do plan for him to become God. So greatness is in the job description.

>>1398081
Question: Will we ever learn to drain magic, like out of a magic user? Because that will be extremely helpful if a rouge warlock or sudden Star decides to try and attack us.

>>1398131
From what luna said, that is probably not posible, since the magic storage is probably too big to be drained.

>>1398145
Probably, I was thinking she meant that Mewggers got their own magic supply in them and we could deny them using magic by draining it.

We definitely need some defensive spells, preferably one against magic. Physical we're currently working on by buffing up Anon, but we got nothing against magic.

>>1398156
Really, we just need spells in general. Considering we only have two at the moment. And one of them is completely limited, while the other is rather minor when not in a dead world.

>>1398158
Speaking of dead worlds, I gotta ask Quest.

Were you expecting all of us to be retarded enough to try and enter THE HOLE, and when you were gonna fuck Anon up, did you expect us going beyond the realm of retardation to cast Raise Dead there out of desparation?

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>>1398166
Of course he expected us to fall into all of his traps.

Ever since we decided to go for THE HOLE instead of anywhere else we have been in his claws.

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>You are Anon
>Yesterday was the craziest time of your young life
>You passed out on top of your sheets, in your clothes after beating a pair of home invaders using the various hard surfaces in your kitchen
>Then you healed them using your own blood
>Your eyes creak open and you feel...
>Amazing?

https://youtu.be/cxrPWsNvbY8?t=6

>The sun is shining
>The air feels free
>Your arm hurts like fuck ow- ow what?
>Muscles is shaking
>Which makes moving him much easier by your own volition
>Good
>You dash to the bathroom, slathering on toothpaste and cleaning up in a blur of energy you've never had before
>Mom is even up
>Nursing a headache
>"Hey, Mom!"
>You shout, running to the kitchen in your towel
>You open the fridge
>Oh, wow they plugged it back up
>Good thing the O.J. was closed
>You chug some carbs and toss the carton just in time to hear your phone go off

>Headbook notification

>You have three messages

>Janna
>"Hey, Anonamarth! Jackie and Me just got to the skate park. We're already revving up my hobo hotdog cookout. Could you bring like, some marshmallows?"

>Justin
>"Duuuuude! We got a pick-up game in the park today. I know you don't ball much but you're cool and we can team up again! C'MON LET'S DO THIS!"

> Marco Diaz
> "Hey, Anon. Star was freaking out about something you sent her yesterday. It wasn't more Memes from 3Senpai was it? She's real sensitive to your kind of uh...humor? I guess it's that."


>It'd Saturday, bitches
What. Do?

>>1398190
Go to hang with Janna, see if there's any stores on the way that might sell the shit we need to summon H-Poo.

And tell Marco that it's nothing for him to worry about, everything is fine.

>>1398190
Okay.
Let's hang out with Janna, we'd said we'd do that.
We can tell Justin that we can't make it today, but we'll try some other time.
Tell Marco we weren't joking about what we told Star, but don't go into any detail.

>>1398190
We already had plans with Janna. Tell here you're on your way.
Decline Justin's offer. Explain to him we already had plans before.
Tell Marco that she should be fine.

Do we have money? We need to buy marshmallows somehow.
Greet mom and ask her about it.

>>1398190
Hang out with Janna. Look for stores that might sell the shit we need. It's jut a picture of my magical arm.

>>1398190
Go pick up some marshmellows and go hang with janna

tell marco we'll stop sending star 3senpai memes
he doesn't need to know

>>1398190
>Firstly: Inform mother that we were invited to a little hangout party at the skate park, and they're asking if we can bring some marshmallows.

>>1398190
Send Janna a message like 'will do' or 'be there soon'

Sends Justin a message that you're going to hang out with Janna, and maybe invite him too.

Tell Marco you sent star dicpics

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>>1398190
>stare at the screen dumbfounded that we now have multiple friends inviting us to shit
>Go pick up marshmallows and Hekapoo ritual supplies if we have the cash
>Send a text to Justin asking what time the game is. Maybe we could do both?
>Send the smuggest anime girl we have saved to Marco
Slice of life time, bitches.

>>1398220
>Tell Marco you sent star dicpics

Don't to that

>>1398190
Also, nice pick for music

>>1398190
>>1398224
fucking This.

>>1398190
Ask Mom for a little bit of spending money to get marshmellows and stuff for friends

Should be enough to get not only that, but the stuff for the PB and J for Hekapoo.

What was the other stuff required again? Red clay dust? Look around outside for that stuff too if you can. Maybe ask Janna for the stuff?

And if we can't get with Justin, tell him we're taking up Jackie's invitation from earlier to hang out with her. Tell him we'll try to hang out with him later or some other day if we can. He'll understand, he saw what happened in the cafeteria with Anon and Jackie.

Keep Marco out of this. This only concerns Star.

>>1398226
I support this anti-support. We're trying to make good with Star and Marco for now, not tick them off again.

>>1398233
>>1398226
relaaax, I was joking

>>1398239
>implying OP wouldn't take it seriously

>>1398190
Hang with Janna/Jackie.

Probably okay to tell Justin you're hanging with them, they'll probably be impressed/applaud you and understand.

>>1398190
Obviously tell Janna we're heading over and tell Justin we already made plans, but that we'll try and hang out with him some other time.

Tell Marco it wasn't memes we sent her, but if he wants to know more he should ask Star herself.

Also, check stores or places where we can get some ritual ingredients if possible.

>>1398249
Agreed.
Plus state if it ends early, you'll ping him and the guys. Also add photo of arm.
(No sense hiding it anymore. At this point, putting it in plain sight is the best overall cover.)

>>1398224
This this this

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>>1398207
>>1398210
>>1398211
>>1398216
>>1398224
>>1398220

>Wow
>Owen Wilson levels of Wow
>You've got a day ahead!
>A good one!
Just what you deserve
>After throwing on clothes
>Your typical outfit
>Your...only outfit
>Mom asks what's up
>"You're so chipper today."
>Man, she sounds out of it
>Hopefully she stays clean today
>"I have some stuff to do today. Some friends wanna hang out at the skatepark."
>Her eyes widen
>"Sweetie that's wonderful!"
>She flops over to side of the couch
>She pops open the cushion, pulling out some bills
>"Here."
>Mom hands you a crisp $20
>"Wha! Mom, what about the rent!?"
>"Rent's paid."
>"Food?"
>"I'll get more meatloaf."
>She kisses your forehead
>She still smells like liquor
>Damn
>"Have a good one, Honey. Knock em dead."
>"See yah, mom."
>On the way out you whip out your phone

>MARCO
>A: If she can't handle the Memes she can't be the girl of your dreams
>M: What?
>A: [Smug Korean Paper Machet puppet.gif]
>M: Ok...

>JANNA
>A: Otw
>J: [Gif of Terminator thumbs up]

>JUSTIN
>A: Sorry, bro I had plans
>JU: AhhH! Bro c'mon we need a reciever!
>A: It's with Jackie and Janna
>JU:...
>A: You ok?
>JU: OOOOOOOOO GET SOME! GRIND OR DIE, BIOTCH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT GEEEEEEETTTTING IT!
>A: Haha have a good one, dude


>You launch out the door, sprinting down the street
>A bird flies by
>A dog chases you but only to see if you wanna play
>What's happened to the world?
>You spot the old Creek up ahead, where that construction site used to be
>You also see the Dollar-Mart where surely treats and other goods could be snatched
>You also see a guy in a trenchcoat sitting at the bustop.
>He's like 9 feet tall...sitting.

What do?

>>1398301
Go to the dollar store and get some marshmallows. We should also probably break the twenty into three fives and five ones.

>>1398301
A dollar store.... where we can get ingredients for H-Poo's snack at a reasonable price. Along with Marshmallows. We should go get those things, plus any other ingredients I've forgotten for the rest of the ritual.

>>1398301
Get some marshmellows and try to avoid the guy since the last thing we need is to get muscles involved and have him almost kill us

>>1398301
>>You also see a guy in a trenchcoat sitting at the bustop.
>>He's like 9 feet tall...sitting.
STRANGER DANGER!

>>1398301
We don't talk to strangers on the street. We'z a gud boi.

Go to the dollar store to get some marshmellows and the Hekapoo stuff.

Maybe save some marshmellows for Hekapoo to win favor, I dunno.

Also, where's the book right now?

>>1398301
Get into the dollar store and buy what we need.

Can we avoid the stranger? Do so.
If not, Read his thoughts.

Also, I assume we have THE BOOK with us?

>>1398314
>Maybe save some marshmellows for Hekapoo to win favor, I dunno.

M-maybe we could roast some marshmallows on H-Poo's head....

>>1398314
I think we're carrying it in our backpack

>>1398314
Supporting

>>1398301
Let's have a little critter resend to keep an eye on big guy while we go into the store. Get marshmallos and stuff.

Don't trust suspicious people right now, not after that fiasco last night

>>1398322
That'll probably annoy her
Let's do it

>>1398301
I Think earth is a pretty crappy home
That's sayin nuthin, I've been in the undead zone
It doesn't suit me, it's not my style
Gonna go columbine in a while~

>>1398322
Yum.

Try not to fantasize if Hekapoo gets molten marshmallows stuck all over her mouth.

>>1398327
Ok, good.

>>1398320
This. Scan Giraffe's thoughts.

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>>1398227
Thanks bred, wonderful to spend time with yall today


>>1398220
Naughty boy. Who knows what would happen if you made the Diaz child jealous?

>>1398305
>>1398308
>>1398309
>>1398310
>>1398314
>>1398320
>>1398322
>>1398330
>>1398332
>>1398335

>You sidle past the humongous stranger
>You hear him grumbling to himself beneath his fedora which masks his face
>"Mrmm phemora mrugle grig meppeh"
>His thoughts are there, behind his voice
"Stupid monkey-infested mud rock.
I miss space. I even miss that fat guy from Jersey. Glork, I've been here so long I even think in their stupid dirt language. Lookit that stupid Larvae just reading my mind. Rude."
He's right, you know. It's impolite to stare, dear.

>You dash the rest of the way into the store
>You've seen enough weird shit since yesterday
>Unzipping your backpack as soon as you're in
the store clerk jumps, reaching for something behind the counter
>Until you pull out your money
>"Oh! Uh...hey, kid."
>The greasy college aged dude grates out
>"Could you break this into 5 singles and three fives, please?"
>"Sure."
>He takes the cash, opens the register
>Oh geeze
>Roaches are in the fucking til
>This guy isn't even responding to them what?
>One of them is dead, laid out on it's back with it's legs in the air


Revive the Roach?

Y?
N?

>>1398352
supporting this

>>1398355
>Lookit that stupid Larvae just reading my mind.

PANIC

And yeah, fuck it, revive the roach. Why not?

So long as we can cast the spell without frat boy noticing it was us.

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>>1398355

>>1398355

Revive roach stealthy. It could be a fine spy, if anon can communicate or see through their undead minions that's it

>>1398355
Fuck it, the option's there. Raise the dead roach! But do it subtly. Which I don't think will be a problem, considering it's a tiny insect.

Also, FUCKING WHAT!? The dude could tell we were mind reading?! More info, please! Mom?! Anybody?! Any info? Do we have to talk to him? I'm rather curious.

>>1398355
Nah, big guy's cool. If he's been here this long he's probably not going to pull anything.
I can't see an advantage to resing the roach. Let's be on our way.

>>1398355
No, why would we do that? Roaches are goddamned disgusting, and it wouldn't do anything for us.

>>1398355
If it's absolutely unnoticeable, sure I guess??

Otherwise, just wait for your money like a good kid.

>>1398355
revive roach, because maybe the roach can be a cute spy

>>1398355
Revive it. Our first spy.

>>1398355
>Y
Why not.

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>>1398355
>Y

>>1398385
I SWEAR TO FUCK, IF YOU'RE FUNGAL-AUTISMO NEWFAG...

>>1398373
supporting that and i also wonder about that alien?

>>1398355
Y

>>1398390
i just found a demon roach in my picture folder

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>>1398390
Fuck off with your bitching, Jesus fuck.
We get it.
You hate image spam.
Now get the fuck over it.

>>1398355
Only if we're 95% sure we can do it without anyone or thing noticing we did it.

>>1398362
>>1398367
>>1398372
>>1398373
>>1398377
>>1398379
>>1398380
>>1398382
>>1398385

THE PATH IS DECIDED
ROLL WILL! d20 + 5!

>>1398373
He's a psionic, dear. No need for the panic. I'm sure he's it's just an extra-terrestrial or dimensional. Same as Star Butterfly. Just because you're just discovering the multiverse doesn't mean it wasn't always there. Infinity is just that, Infinite.

Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
Here goes nothin'...

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
Here we go

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
Bring buggo to life-o

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d2 + 5)

>>1398414

>>1398414
>quest still has not realized anon's will is as Infinite as the multiverse

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
ROLL

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
Do you mind telling us a bit more about other dimensions?

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
Vamos muchachos

Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
Oh, so those are a thing.... OK, he's just an average Joe, with nothing to worry about. Good to know.

>>1398355
i think nearly every one voted for yes and do it stealthy?

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>>1398425
>>1398422
>>1398421

>>1398414
>>1398427
fuck forgot to roll

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414
ROLL

Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414

Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414

>>1398435
We wasted all our good rolls last night when we rocked Lobster Claws and Man Arm's world.

Which, that reminds me.
>>1398414
Mummy, the hell was that potion you wanted to make? Or do you want us to find out for ourselves?

>>1398442
i support these questions

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414

Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414

>>1398452
Why do you keep re-rolling!?

>>1398414
>>1398433
Yes, but it's still a roll for Will to actually make it work.

>>1398435
>>1398442
I knew our luck would've run out. Things were too good to be true...

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>>1398414
>>1398414
Rollan for the winning post!

>>1398429
It would be like describing the beams of light that erupt from a prism. The more detail one seeks the more one finds. Reality has np limit and is ever expanding. Although, I can tell you there's already a world where Star and you did not become enemies. It's...cute.

>>1398442
Well since you were so interested in humanitarian aide for your attempted killers I suppose we'll never know, shall we? Don't worry. There's plenty of other brews we can make. Wouldn't cooking something together be fun?

>>1398466
We haven't got a 4 yet, do we?

>>1398466
>>1398470
This is exactly why I believe the rolling should be for "Among the first 10 rolls", rather than the number a post ends in.

>>1398466
Holy shit no 4s who's doing this to us?

Altstar? Is that you?

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398470
Nope. Keep rolling.

>>1398414

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
rerolling

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
Well that seems like a nice world. maybe someday we'll have a look.
>>1398470
I guess we keep rolling until we get a four.

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
>1d20 + 5
>>1398470
Nope.

>>1398466
>Where Anon and Star did not become enemies

Don't tell me they became enamored with each other?

>>1398474
I disagree, because then the first ten posts would be the only ones that matter

Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
ROLLAN

Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
Well, since OP is a fag, I guess I'll reroll.

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
If you need a 4, I'll try then.

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
me no habla espangol

>>1398466
Hey, I wanted to kill them for their ingredients, but the general consensus was to keep them alive. Still, not like Man Arm is the only source of Were Fat. If so, this must be an extremely rare potion of yours.

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>We can't revive a single fucking cockroach.

Does this count as a Critical Failure?

Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398476
Mind if we reroll until we get a 4?

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398488
Guess we keep trying...

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>>1398484
Of course it's a shitpost

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398484
>>1398474
Maybe if you rolled instead of shitting about

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
Holy fuck, can we just get a 4 already???

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
Fucking hell man. No fours for us.

Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398414

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>>1398506
>>1398491
WE HAVE RISEN THE COCKROACH

>>1398504
There we go.

Apologies. I wasn't aware we needed a 4 at the time.

>>1398504
13. The luckiest number in existence, I'm sure.

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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
mad this + rollling

>>1398504
We got one

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398514
YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466

>>1398523
ayyy lmao

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
4

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
why does it never end with 4?

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>>1398521
Alright, report in. Who /moralfag/ here?

>>1398466
>Although, I can tell you there's already a world where Star and you did not become enemies. It's...cute.
Jaja, mami, eres muy graciosa

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
why i do 20 +5 and they never win?

>>1398548
Everyone that does not believe in Lawful Good Necromancers is scum.

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>>1398504
>>1398504
>>1398504
>>1398504
Winnar!

>13 total

>You wave your human hand a little, trying to focus the wild magic that you used back in the dead world
>Nothing
>Then a leg twitch
>Then the tiny body flips
>Your mind is itchy
>You're suddenly keenly aware of every smell in this place
>The grease for the hotdog roller
>The glue on all the stamp and bottlecaps
>You can feel how the little creature hungers
>It looks up at you with it's partially eaten head
>It only has one eye
Oh, Anon darling it's so cute. It already recognizes you as it's Master.
>The clerk hands you back your change
>"Here, kid. Want any smokes?"
>"I'm 14."
>"So I'll add ten bucks."
>"Wha-"
>Outside a scream catches your attention but only for a moment
>That huge guy is lowering himself into the sewer
>Gross

>YOU HAVE SUMMONED DEAD-ROACH!

>Your will has gone down by -1 until it dies or is desummoned

Will is now +4

>Time for snacks!
>You grab the biggest bag of marshmallows they got
>Muscles stretches way more than usual when you reach for the white bread, the peanut butter and such
>You catch the clerk staring
>"Uh...I do a lot of Yoga."
>"Oh...alright."
>Planned. Calculated deception.
>Deadroach is scittering along like a baby duck
>It's amazing how he's just underfoot but fast enough to never get squished
>At one point he stands on top of a peanut butter jar, blocking your hand from grabbing it
>"Hey, what gives?"
>He points with his antennae
>Oh, dayum!
> Expired May of...last year
>Deadroach is officially looking out for you
>Also knows how to read...
>Neat

What do?

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1398466
never 4

>>1398554
Look, it's moralfaggus prime

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>>1398548
I guess I am.

I don't want anon to be a total good guy, but god damn. He's 14. Let some shit happen before we go full evil.

>>1398559
Hot Damn!
I guess we continue shopping.

>>1398559
Little bugger needs a name, saved our asses from pissing off Hekapoo.

Look for fresh peanutbutter

>>1398559
Continue shopping.

>>1398559
ask why the peanut butter expired last year and is still here?

>>1398559

>>1398573
This. Also, I wish to dub our roach "Ron".

>>1398559
Go find not expired peanut butter. Also, find a way to reward little roach man.

>>1398573
Let's call him Ron....... I have no reason for that other than it sounds cool.

>>1398573
we name him mr. Butters becuse he or she saved us from hekapoo killing us over peanut butter

>>1398559
So, pick out some top class on and j and marshmallows and be on our way. Got friends to hang out with and ladies to impress.

>>1398559
>Aliens are real
>Cockroaches know how to read.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_l0lFxFF7I

>>1398559
Look for nonexpired pb
I say we name him Liquid Lizard, after anon's favorite vidya

>>1398584
I'm pretty sure the cockroach could just smell that the peanut butter was expired

>>1398521
Shit, I can get behind this. And I was the one screeching to kill the two monsters.

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>>1398521
>Not wanting Anon to become as operator as this motherfucker
I am disappointed.

>>1398584
listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c923KCXN39s and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru_EiJgTodQ

>>1398466
there is something very cool here in the earth called liposuction, did you knew that?

>>1398355
Is that a rick and morty refence I spy there

>>1398559
>even more will now
holy shit anon is going to have an unbreakable spirit by the next session