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>>1406235
By the end of this...

First

>>1406235
Get ready to throw Lobster Claws into whoever is entering the door. After that, try to rush them or rush past them depending on. How many there are.

>>1406251
Seems accurate, desu

>>1406251
Go kill babies somewhere else, Kingfag.

>>1406235
Well!? Come on side serving! Where's our dear Mummy!?

>>1406235
Where's the book damn you!

We really should charge a fire spell just in case.
We can hold it until we need it, right? Pathfinder rules?

>>1406253
Nope faggot

>>1406253
Get fucked

>>1406235
Where is the book!

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>>1406251

>>1406253
You tried

>>1406266
I don't think we're using any established system.

>>1406266
>playing PF
>ever
WEW

Animate dead! we are gonna need reinforcement

>>1406235
Saddened no choice on his death

Now we're stuck having to kill lobster. Animate dead man parts as freak out distraction.

>>1406269
>TFW I've been cucked as hard as Star

>>1406235
>Tell Muscles to calm down; save it for Buff Frog. Or just save it until they prove unwilling to co-operate.
>Offer Man-Parts the possibility to become Man-Nothing instead if he - at least in some fashion - assists us in getting the book.

WHERE IS THE BOOK, I ASKED YOU ONCE AND I AM NOT GOING TO ASK AGAIN

>>1406285
>>Offer Man-Parts the possibility to become Man-Nothing instead if he - at least in some fashion - assists us in getting the book.
Nigga he's dead.

>>1406276
Well, no, but I thought it was a neat idea.
I was mostly comparing the idea to those rule sets.

>>1406285
Yo dude, bro, Manparts is dead.

I want to go cry to Mama about our problems

>>1406285
Reminder
>>1405713

>>1406279
BTW,reanimate someone that isnt man-parts

>>1406289
>>1406293
Whoops. Missed the part where we killed him.

>>1406299
Man Arm is not deserving of respect like Skelebro and Ron Butters.

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>>1406299
RIP Manparts.

>>1406299
Fuck that guy.

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I miss my fucking mommy

WHERE IS SHE

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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1406235
>>1406235
MASTERPOST STUFF

>You are a level 3 ???
>Due to your ass beating last session you have gotten +1 CON
Your stats are...

+5 Will
+3 Constitution
+2 Wisdom
+1 Charisma
-1 Str (Using your human body parts)

>SPELL LIST
https://pastebin.com/dvdA69x2

>Basic Rolling Rules
https://pastebin.com/jV8drSiW

Let's rock!


>The bear-unicorn bursts in
>"Hey, is Man-Parts having another fi-"

WHAM!
>Muscles just creamed that guy's corn
>As in, he's out cold
>Your monster arm trembles, blood dripping off of it's every fiber
>The pink juice spurting from his knuckles and joints is glowing hot
>You can't have this
>"Muscles."
>He turns his grotesque mace-face-fist to you
>"Down."
>You already feel your nerves rebelling


>ROLL WILL!
d20 + 5

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1406315
ROLL

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1406315
Welp, time for Muscles to kill us.

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1406315
>CAPTCHA: Trumpet
Something tells me we have to change interests in the future...

Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1406315
ROLLANS

Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1406315
getm anon

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1406315
Easy buddy the spilling of blood comes after.

Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1406315
MUSCLES! We let you have your fun! You can take a fucking break!

Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1406315
ROLL

>>1406315
>TFW if we take anymore ass whoopings we're gonna get brain damage

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1406315
MINIMIZE BLOODSHED

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1406315
r o l l

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>>1406315

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1406315
We need muscles soon, but not right now. tell him to calm down a bit.

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1406315
"No, Muscles. Submit."

>>1406315
>>1406320
OP, PLEASE TAKE THIS ROLL.

>>1406342
fuk

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>>1406342
Well shit.

Gentlemen, it's been fun

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1406315
ABAJO!

>>1406342
fug

>>1406342
can someone try to counter this?

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1406315

Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1406315

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>>1406320
>>1406320

>15 total...

>>1406342
-2

>13

>Muscles opens his hand
>He pulls the Bearnicorn off the ground and shoves him in your face
>Shaking him like a ragdoll he seems to insist that you're a fool for letting these creatures have any mercy
>"We can save it for the Frog."
>You counter
>Muscles slaps the bear into the floor, then flexes himself
>He's so disgustingly mobile and strong the sound of his muscles reminds of grinding gears
>He thinks he has enough juice for all of them
>Or at least wants to see if he does
>"If I die you die."
>He pauses, going slack
>"Work with me..."
>He cheekily throws a cheap jab at the downed Bearnicorn
>...but then returns to your side
>Caclunk!
>You both snap around to spot Lobsterclaws carrying Man-Parts' body out
>When he realizes you've caught him he freezes in place
>You snatch him by the feet
>Light fire in your human hand
>At least that's getting easier
>"Where's Ludo. Last chance."
>"He's in his room!"
>The blubbering crustacean moans
>"He took the book somewhere private so he could figure out how it works! I-I-I kept them from eating you, you know! I swear! Man-Parts is cold blooded but I know when somebody does me a favor!"
>He cowers...and your stomach retches
>His trembling reminds you far too much of yourself when dad found you drawing fanart instead of playing with the basketball goal he got you when you were seven
>You rub your jaw, reminiscing...

>Spare Lobsterclaws?

>Y?
>N?

>>1406385
NO

>>1406385
>Y

>>1406385
Yes. We have what we need, and if we don't trust him enough we can just knock him unconscious or subdue him somehow.

Besides, we aren't our father.

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>>1406385
NO, THE LOBSTER IS A FUCKING GROT AND DESERVES A STOMPING

>>1406385
Now why'd you have to go and say that, eh? You're breaking my heart over here, Quest.

>Y

>>1406385
>No

>>1406385
If Lobster Claws didn't already have an episode showing how he'll never change, I would say yes. But I've seen his true self.

So I vote NO.

>>1406385
>Y But K/O him and tie him up

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>>1406385
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

Spare him, but tell him to stay in this room and lie down. Stack some crap on his back and tell him if he moves you'll hear it and come back to kill him. Shout out to the Golden State Killer for the prostrat.

>>1406385
Yes, he is defeated. He saved our life, we spare his. it is only fair.

>>1406385
Fuck, I didn't realize I was such a softie.

Spare Lobster Claws. Tell him to leave, have no part in what's to come. If we see him again, he's dead, even if we're just passing him on a train or something.

NO

>>1406385

>Y

change my mind yes spare him

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>>1406385
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>1406385
Anon's broken. He's crying.

He's bound to make bad decisions he might regret.

Knock unconscious. Try to keep Anon's emotions under control or else he'll further break down.

>>1406417
This.
This is his last chance. We recognize he's had to do what he did... but we're sorry it ever came to this.

>>1406434
Elaboration: I want Lobster dead; but that might make Anon go NUCLEAR.

Spare him, but give him the same treatment the bear-unicorn got.

>>1406385
>N
Nah we already gave him a pass the first time, everyone just gets one. Afterwards they fish food.

NO

>>1406414
>Implying he won't come back to kill us for what we did to his best friend

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It is...time
To count the votes.

>>1406461
Mind read for confirm of thoughts. Also get the werefat from man parts after KO and tie up.

>>1406385
I change my vote! We'll let LC go if he gives us Man Part's fat parts.

>TFW I expected balls to the walls wacky fantasy adventures
>TFW Instead of that we have a fourteen year old boy forced to decide whether or not he should kill Lobster so he can't take revenge on him for killing his best friend

>>1406482
YEAH BOY!

>>1406482
It's great man.

>>1406482
FAIRYTALE FAGS GTFO
WE GRITTY NOW

>>1406472
>>1406461
AW SHIT YEAH WE CAN MIND READ IF HE'S SAYING THE TRUTH

Anon's journey into the multiverse theme, also we should totally steal Ludo's dimension scissors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upkYQqbrjSc

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>>1406388
>>1406402
>>1406406
>>1406408
>>1406420
>>1406434
>>1406451
>>1406455

8 Nos...

>>1406434
>>1406429
>>1406430
>>1406427
>>1406417
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>>1406414
>>1406411
>>1406404

9 Yes...


>Your face is a mask of emotions
>Tears roll down your face almost as much as Lobsterclaw's
>Muscles can feel it
>He clenches, fueled by some preternatural urge to kill
>You nearly let him do it
>"Hmm...NO!"
>You hurl Lobsterclaws onto the couch
>You stand over him using muscles as a massive arm-foot
>"You get to keep going. Nobody else is gonna get that chance. I suggest you stay outta this, and away from me. I ever see you on the wrong side again..."
>You drop down, and crush the nearby minifridge with a swift Muscles-fist
>"I'll make you wish YOU were Man-parts."
>As you stalk out he calls out
>"Th-thanks! I won't cross you again! I promise! Ludo's bedroom down the second right hallway! Look out for the sauna! It's crowded at night!"
>You're out.
>Back in the main room
>Still empty
>You blink, feeling something go off
>In your pants
>It's your phone

>HEADBOOK NOTIFICATION
>MARCO DIAZ POSTED A PICTURE

>Pic related
>He tagged you in it
>At a time like fucking this

>HEADBOOK NOTIFICATION
>Jackie has commented on Marco's picture

>J: "MARCO! WHERE ARE YOU AND STAR RIGHT NOW!? MY NUMBER IS XXX-XXXX CALL ME NOW! SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO ANON!"

>Cavalry might be coming
>The hallway to Ludo is near


What do?

>>1406507
>>1406507
Time to confront Ludo, I want my mami back

>>1406507
holy-fucking-shit we have an inter-dimensional cell phone.

We need a little normalcy right now. Let's respond on headbook and tell them we're fine. We don't need Star Butterfly coming in and fucking everything up.

Let's hit up the sauna. We need to get this ash off of us.

>>1406507
>Give pic a Thumbs Up/Like strictly because of Star
I dunno about anything else, but we gotta.

>>1406507
Tell Jackie it's cool, we've got it under control, it's all according to plan.

Also, GET THAT FUCKING WERE-FAT!

>>1406507
Sneak to Ludo's room and for fuck's sake turn your phone to silent.

>>1406507
Inform about our situation!

>>1406507
Shit... SHOULD we bring Star into this? We're proper fucked up; trying to do this solo is going to be a deathwish.

I vote no and silence the phone. But I'm open to others suggestions.

>>1406507
We need to hurry up. Run to ludo's room and grab the book.

>>1406507
Fucking hell thats some whiplash if I ever saw it. At anyrate I say we try the directions we got, if it turns out to have steam and the like coming out of it' Lobster's a dead man, fish thing. Try to be stealthy about it also must make sure to take Unicorn Bear's Axe because that's gonna be real easy to use for a here's johnny moment on Ludo.

>>1406507
Inform them of your situation. Out your phone in vibrator. No noise.

>>1406507
>>1406515
>Also comment that we've gotten this taken cared of
>Also, thank Star for the arm

>>1406527
>>1406520
>>1406519
>>1406516
>>1406507
Shit hadn't even thought about phone use, go ahead and let Jackie know we're trying to get out. Don't ask how phone service is working right now, stuck in some castle. Probably will need help from Star for extra firepower trying to get out as it is.

>>1406534
this

>>1406507
lets not say anything for now. If we get KO'd again, we'd want some form of back up.

Better alive and shamed than dead

>>1406507
GET THE BOOK AND GO

I DON'T WANNA MEET PONYHEAD FUCK THAT NOISE

>>1406534
NO! We do not need Star! Star is the last person we want here!

>>1406507

Let's get to Ludo's room, quick and silently. Ignore the post and try to reply ASAP once we get find a way back home. Let's try not to get Star involved in this.

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St. Olga Stormtroopers vs malnourished swamp Monsters, place your bets.

>>1406552
We're at 1hp. We need Back up and the St OLga aren't coming after us.

>>1406552
I'll take swamp goons over Saint O goons along with Pony Head anyday.

Remember everyone, BRINGING STAR ALSO BRINGS PONY HEAD!

>>1406534
this

Call in some cavalry before we enter Ludo's room.

If we fuck up and get captured again, without calling for some assistance, we're fucked.

>>1406557
Three friendly faces would be nice, but we'd have to fight St. Olga troopers afterwards.

>>1406564
How is Pony Head a friendly face?

>>1406562
Why would we need help fighting Ludo of all monsters? Remember, the only reason we lost was because all of them ganged up on us at once. If we fight them one on one it'll be stupidly easy.

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>>1406512
>>1406513
>>1406515
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>>1406533
>>1406534
>>1406538
>>1406542
>>1406543

>A grim humor takes you
>You even chuckle, wiping the snot, tear and blood from your mouth
>You snap a pic of probably the scariest thumbs up in existence
>Then send it with a comment

>A: "Hey. Yeah, nah. I got this. Maybe if you don't hear from me in about...10 minutes? Oh, and hey Jackie thanks for your number."
>J: "DUDE! WE SAW YOU GET SNATCHED AND BEAT UP! WHERE ARE YOU???"
>A: "Some freaky castle. I've had worse hits. You and Janna make it out ok?"

>Janna likes this comment

>Jackie: "We were fine...please get home safe, ok?"
>Jackie deletes the comment with her phone number on Marco's pic
>Then sends it to you in a message

>Jackie: "You're freakin' insane you know that? Like. If Black Cherry Warheads were a dude that'd be you. Here's my cell. XXX-XXXX call me the SECOND you're ok. Are you sure about Marco and Star? They do this stuff all the time!"

>A: "I'm sure. I gotta handle this...and I don't want anyone else getting hurt."

>J: "You better live. I wanna tell all the kids how I'm buying a Slushie for a hero."

A: -Ultraman Salute.gif-

J: "LOL What power ranger is that?"

>You turn off your phone

>Then head toward Ludo


ROLL STEALTH TO GET PAST THE SAUNA

d20 + 0!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1406573
Nonviolence

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1406573
Janna is no longer waifu material. And it's time for Anon to die.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1406573
GIT SOME PURPLE PAINT BOYZ

WE'Z SNEEKIN' AGAIN!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1406573
Aw crap.

>>1406573
No, fuck heading towards Ludo. Let's raise a buncha tiny shit then use them for BfB. And if they're not willing for that, then we'll have a buncha minions.

Ludo or not, I don't want to face him with 2HP.

Rolled 7 + 0 (1d20 + 0)

TIME FOR SOLID ANON

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1406573

Rolled 4 + 0 (1d20 + 0)

>>1406573
>>1406573

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1406573
let's go, bay

>>1406580
But bruv, she's getting free slushies for us.

That almost counters her not knowing what Ultraman is. Almost.

Free shit trumps a lot of things.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1406573
ENGRANAJE DE METAL SOLIDO,AQUI VOY!

>>1406580
That was Jackie, she can be forgiven for being a normie

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1406573
Could we siphon life strands from the skeletons and man parts?

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1406573
I'd have prefered the back up, but alright time to rambo this shit up;

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1406573
vamos muchachitos, papi nita un viente...

>>1406573
OH GOD WE HAVE SHIT ROLLS AND ALMOST NO HEALTH

ABORT

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1406573
LET'S GO, CRITS!!!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1406573

Rolled 5 + 0 (1d20 + 0)

>>1406573
rollin

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1406573
YOU'Z GITZ DON'T KNOW HOW TA BE A PROPA KOMMANDO!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

Rolled 10 + 0 (1d20 + 0)

>>1406573
SAUNA STEALTH ROLL

Rolled 1 + 0 (1d20 + 0)

>>1406573
m-my turn

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>These shitty rolls
We really are jack shit without mom

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>>1406650
>>1406650

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>>1406650
autist got an 18. stop rolling

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>>1406650
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Can we try locking the door with the chain? Hopefully that can hold them for a few minutes.

>>1406662
The chain is attached to us, mate.

>>1406667
that can be fixed

>>1406667
No, only one link is.

>>1406667
Can always barricade the door, try to silently lift stuff to block it. Hopefully it wont be a push to enter door.

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We've managed to get like 5000 posts within a couple of weeks.

holy shit man

>>1406687
It's been a week and a half. It's fucking crazy.

>>1406687
>couple of weeks
You mean just one?

>>1406687
I'm scared Quest will start burning up and die before we're even done with this chapter.

Oh boy we're still using this shitty fucking roll method huh?

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>>1406573
>>1406573
I am finally home and rolling the d10!

>>1406582
14, that's 12

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>>1406706

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>>1406582
>>1406573
THIS IS FUCKING INTENSE

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>>1406706
This is where the fun begins

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>>1406582

>14!

>>1406650
-2

12...

>You move through the hall with surprising calm
>You still hiccup once in a while but stifle it into your chest
>Man, you want to cry
>This is weird
>It's awful, evena
>Up ahead you see a steel door with steam roiling out from under it
>It pops open
>You freeze
>Out lumber three monsters
>The giant fly
>The Goat-beard
>Potato baby
>They're all in towels
>You try to get low but...
>"Hey, Guyzz...What'zz that?"
>The fly talks
>Gross
>Equally as gross is the fact they sniff in the air
>The goat turns, his eyes glowing Yellow even in the dark
>"The Human! He's escaped!"
>They ready themselves to fight, drawing their claws and teeth
>The fly still has that fucking giant knife
>How
>Why?
>You shake, knowing how weakened you are
>Muscles shudders unnaturally
>Like he's asking you to trust him

What do?

>Trust Muscles?
>Fight your way?
>Run?

>>1406727
Fuck it trust muscles he hasn't let us down before in terms of making us survive!

>>1406727
Trust Muscles

>>1406727
>Trust Muscles
If we're gonna make it out alive, we work together.

>>1406727
Trust Muscles

>>1406727
Let's try to blend with the shadows.
BLEND DAMNIT

>>1406727
TRUST! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS MUMMY TRUST OUR ARM!

>>1406727
I trust you Muscles. Don't fuck up or we both die.

>>1406727
... Trust Muscles. He's been going against us, tried to kill us, and struggles to remain in our control but... I say we trust him.

If things get too hairy, I advise fucking legging it though and setting fire to the curtains or something.

>>1406727
trust muscles, if anon is /ourguy/ and muscles is /hisguy/ then I trust him

>>1406727
>>Trust Muscles?
GUIDE US MUSCLES

>>1406727
I believe in you muscles make daddy proud

>>1406727
TRUST OUR BRO!

>>1406727
>trust muscles

>>1406727
MUSCLES MY BOY

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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>>1406727
Can't do much else really. He's the best card we've got.

>>1406734
OI, IF THAT GIT DIDN' SCREW ME OVA WITH DA 1, WE'Z BE WITH DA BOOK ALREADY!

BLOODY GIT DIDN'T USE DA PURPLE PAINT PROPERLY!

>>1406727
>Trust Muscles
>>1406650
We could have avoided this

>>1406727
Trust muscles
DRAIN THEM

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>>1406727
>Trust Muscles.
They had their chance.

This is where the fun begins.

>>1406750
I fucking love the animal mask theme from Hotline Miami, its spooky as fuck

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>>1406727
>>1406727
>>1406727

With OVERWHELMING UNISON Anon decides the path...

>"This is an awful idea. I know it is."
>Muscles rolls his hand at you, as if to ask for your point.
>You look at the gang of beasts ready to snap your shit
>"Fuckit!"
>They pounce!
>You feel something in the air...
>Knuckles rolls against your body
>What in the-

https://youtu.be/FSJuHfluKz8

>Muscles has unlocked his theme music!
>The fly comes first, knife in hand!
>MUSCLES SNAPS UP!
>and rips his towel of
>"WHUH! HEY! What givezz!"
>The fly covers his buggy shame
>Muscles grips him directly by the dick
>"AH! HELP!"
>The Goat comes neck
>He eats a fly into the gut
>He stumbles...but headbutts Muscles in the elbow!
>Muscles turns himself into jello, wrapping himself around the goat's neck and horns
>What ensues is equal parts impressive and sickening
>He pulls the Goat into a ball
>Delicately works the horns
>The Beard-goat's head is now in his ass...
>To add insult, Muscles pulls off his towel as well
>Suddenly he's grabbed from behind!
>Potato baby is angery!
>"NO! BAD MEAN OLD ARM! I defend master! I KEEP DENTAL PLAN!"
>Muscles is turning blue...
>His fingers are going numb

HE NEEDS BACKUP

What do?

>>1406770
FIRE SPELL THAT BABY

>>1406770
BURN BABY BURN DISCO INFERNO

>>1406770
burn. his. eyes.

>>1406770
Lets bake that potato

>>1406770
Combust the Potato's innards! Turn him into baby baked potato!

>>1406770
>Suffocating an arm
Okay....
But ya let's burn shit up.

TURN THAT POTATO INTO A FRENCH FRY

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>>1406770
Wait, better idea!

>>1406770
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XchwE9zVdnw

>>1406770
Not much we can do other than COMBUST
Our personal STR is shit (-1) and no corpses nearby, plus BfB is only between wiling beings.

>>1406770
Raise dead! As many as we can!

>>1406770
BURN THOSE POTATOES!

>>1406789
No corpses nearby.

>>1406770
is there?

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>>1406777
>>1406778
>>1406780
>>1406781
>>1406782
>>1406784
>>1406787
>>1406790
>>1406795
>>1406797


FIRE AND BLOOD
VENGANCE AND BROTHERHOOD

Roll wisdom!
A d 20 + 2!

>>1406770
Lol for the guy who has his head up his ass we should set his butt on fire so that it ignites his farts and then his head will catch fire.

Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1406809
>Star, Marco, and Ponyhead find a charred corpse

Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1406809

Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1406809
Time to light it up!

Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1406809
POR MUSCULOS!

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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>1406809
MOTHERFUCKED MY DEE TEN!

Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1406809
burn baby burn

Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1406809
Musculos necesita nuestra ayuda!

Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1406809
Steady, watch me conflagrate. A ha-hah-ha!

Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1406809
RAIN HELLFIRE UPON OUR FOES

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1406809
BURN TO THE GROUND

Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1406809
TIME TO COOK UP SOME BAKED POTATOES!

Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1406809
Please don't die.

Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1406809

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>>1406809

>>1406826
winnar.

18

>>1406812
-2 for 16.

Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1406809

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>>1406812

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>>1406812
I HATE THIS ROLL

Rolled - 20 (0d0 - 20)

>>1406832
It's okay.

>>1406835
That's a pretty bad roll.

>>1406835
nice try

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>>1406835

>>1406835
>▶ jesus what are you doing here?

>>1406835
>0d0
What?

Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1406809
Make baked potatos

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1406809

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>>1406815
>>1406815
>>1406815

THE DEVIL'S NUMBAH!

fitting

>>1406826
>>1406826
>>1406826
WINNAR

>18 total

>>1406812
-2

>16!

>You throw out your hands
>"ME CRUSH WRISTBONES! GIVE CARPAL TUNNEL AN-"
>"Hey! Chromosomes delux!"
>"Wha-jargrghrgf! HARRGH!"
>The potato is baking
>He his the ground hard, flails and shrieks but Muscles bonks him

https://youtu.be/968p8ZlbeyQ

>Dropping his little carb ridden ass
>The third towel is claimed
>Muscles lines them all up
>Ass out
>Pulp Fiction boy I'm gonna get some sweet Mewggers in here style
>He raises the three towels like a cat-of-nine-tails

>CRACKWAKCRAKWAKWHIPSNAP-CRRRACK!
>All four leap up like a 31 year old at his first rectal exam
>They run
>Shrieking like banshees down the hall
>Muscles spins the towels
>Smug hand is smug

What do you say to Muscles?

>>1406870
flawless victory

>>1406870
Give it to me!
>hi-five him

Best arm ever

>>1406870
MUSCLES! You have redeemed yourself my friend! I shoulda never doubted you! Now let's go find Ludo and get our Mummy back!

>>1406870
HIGH FIVE

>>1406870
Good job, but we still have one more enemy to destroy.

>>1406870
>Offer him a high five

>>1406870
Damm good!

>>1406870
I am proud to call you my (insert arm that muscles is)

>>1406870
Just give him a thumbs up.

Now... let's res some small critters to steal their life force.

>>1406870
High-five that glorious sunova bitch.

>>1406870
Thumbs up with free hand.
Bro fist.

>>1406870
High five that shit.

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>>1406870
>>1406877

>>1406870
Grin wildly and give him the big hog thumbs up.
My arm!

Now lets go find Ludo and get Luna back

>>1406870
I was wrong to ever consider using a magic pain glove on you, my friend.

>>1406870
"Hive five muscles!"

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>>1406871
>>1406873
>>1406874
>>1406876
>>1406877
>>1406878
>>1406879
>>1406883
>>1406885
>>1406886
>>1406887
>>1406888
>>1406889
>>1406897

>Muscles is practically bouncing off your shoulder
>He grabs your hand and then wrist
>"What is this, my dude?"
>He slaps your hand back then up
>He swirls your thumbs
>Then snaps
>"HAha! Secret handshake!"
>He then punches a foot deep hole into the wall and shudders from the adrenaline rush
>"Uh- uh maybe we cut it after that thumb part."

>Muscles too hype
>He almost hides that trigger thumb you see twitch and get stuck
>He's taken some damage from that fight

>Muscles powah -2
>Muscles now has +5 Str until he rests or you are healed again
>Up ahead you see a massive door, covered in KEEP OUT stickers, drawings and a...poster?
>The little bird creep has an Iron Maiden poster glued onto his door
>The boss awaits beyond this door


What do?

>knock Ludo the fuck out
>take him back to Earth
>tie him up
>find out from Star where the Avariuses are
>ransom him and their scissors back for sweet, sweet monster gold
>sell it all
>take care of our biological mother
Y/N?

>>1406917
Get some undead minions!

>>1406917
knock on it politely.
when he comes to the door kick it in and see if you can snag the book.

>>1406917
>>The little bird creep has an Iron Maiden poster glued onto his door
Nice taste.

Can we HEAL somehow? DO SO

>>1406917
Put your ear to the door, make sure Buff Frog isn't in there with him, then charge in.

>>1406919
WE BOUT TO KNOCK US OUT A BIRD BOI

>>1406917
First, observe. If Ludo's alone in the room just give him a love tap to knock him out, then take back Luna and get the heck outta dodge.

>>1406922
>>1406925
Change charging in to this.

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>>1406917
Listen in to the door.

Once we're sure there's a good time to do so, kick in the door.

>>1406917
HEAL! Raise the dead and heal!

>>1406919
>making this many enemies
You wanna fight Ludo's 50 bigger, tougher brothers?

>>1406931
this as well

>>1406919
>>1406917
I like this idea, though before anything else I really think we should try to heal up, do we have any small corpses around to use for a healing ability?

If not then we need to go in and take down Ludo

>>1406917
>check for bones
>listen in on Ludo's thoughts
>get ready

>>1406917
>>1406922
Sounds like a plan.

>>1406929
support and i hope that he did not tear anything

>>1406917
Steal the Iron Maiden poster

Then try to listen to Ludo's thoughts

And then >>1406922

>>1406934
and little brother Dennis

>>1406951
supporting

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>Seeing a lot of ideas here without any real overwhelming thought

So I'll narrow the choices

>Go back to the main chamber and look for bones there were a lot of weird little boney scraps sitting around that could be risen

>Cheapshot Ludo by knocking then kicking in the door when he answers

>Try to stealthily open the door and examine the situation within


Special vote
>Steal poster?
Y/N?

>>1406937
supporting we need to heal becues buff frog can be in there