>>1460456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZDkzJYmZsw
Let's go inside and scope the place out. And Memorize every single detail about where our sax is. We gon' portal that thing outta there.

>>1460456
Get minifridge and bike and pawn them for BJ

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Anybody want to go with Guzma's plan?

>>1460456
First things first, knock on the door to the house and see if anybody's home.

>>1460456
>>1460466
this. It might not be enough money to buy the sax but it will be enough to secure it.

>>1460456
>>1460466
This has my support.

>>1460471
Supporting this.Pawn the fridge while we're at it.

>>1460465
This

>>1460474
>>1460466

The Mini Fridge. We have no need of the bike with the scissors for the most part, so that can go too.

We should be able to get it on retainer while we scrounge the extra cash. Heck, maybe the store owner is chill too. MAYBE ITS DIRT BROTHER.

>>1460456
I, of course, am going to vote for my own plan.

guys we can haggle the price down on the sax, it is not a fixed price. combine that with the bike and minifridge and we can possibly buy BJ

>>1460498
Guys, we don't even know the person who has the sax right now. We need to greet the owner of the home and (presumably) the owner of the sax.

>>1460466
Supporting, plus raid Ludo's castle for more shit to pawn.

>>1460498
Yes, but we could also steal bike and keep mini fridge and bike for future exchanges, or simply more money.

>>1460505
dude, its a pawn shop not someone's house

>>1460505
THIS

Plus there's probably a reason Dirt Brother KNEW about our sax. LIke how the hell does that happen? Lets at least scope the place before we act.

>>1460498
>>1460466
don't forget to haggle down the price.

>>1460511
How'd I miss that?

>>1460516
again, its a pawn shop, its for SALE

>>1460456
>>1460465
Since the superior route is clearly losing, I'll change my vote to getting shit from Ludo's place to pawn off. He's got like a game system in there or something. That's gotta be worth some money.

>>1460456
Supporting:
>>1460466
After Haggling.
If it doesn't cover the cost pawn our Dad's stuff.

>>1460466
We should at least try this. We can always try to steal it later.

>>1460542
there is also mr johansen's(the guy that died via SJwerewolf) stuff

>>1460471
I vote for this plan.

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TIME TO COUNT!

Have we fucked her yet

>>1460568
who? and the answer is no.

>>1460568
No sir I can't say we have.

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>>1460568

>>1460568
Just BJ

>>1460594
L-lewd

>>1460594
Jesus

>>1460568
We fucked ourselves over, but other waifus? No.

If Anon masturbates with Muscles, is it a handjob or still masturbation?

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THE VOTES

>Pawn Ludo's Minifridge, and your old Bike to try and get the cash dollars
7 votes

>Scope the joint
1 vote

>Sneeki Breeki stealy route
4 votes


>You move in a blur
>The scissors come out of your jacket and SHRRRIP!
>You jump out back home
>You dash downstairs to the Garage
>There's your bike
>Standard Walmart variety that it is
>You snatch it and make haste
>SHRRRRIP!

TO CASTLE AVIARIUS

>You think you're starting to get these scissors
>You can only go to specific places if you've been there before
>Trying to go places too fast, or to places you've never been gets...dicey
>Inaccurate
>Exploring the Dimensions is gonna be interesting
>Since you still CAN go to new places
>Like that Skeleton Lords' joint
>Hekapoo showed you how to find his lair
>No matter
>You use the scissors to hop back to Ludo's castle
>The place you were taken to when the little bird creep wanted your book
>Some of your blood simmers when you remember finding out what he did to her
>You shake it off
>No time for that now
>The doors on the old castle are still hanging on by staples and dreams
>You scissor again, jumping out inside the game room
>Immediately you make for the mini-fridge
>Fuckit, the game system too
>It's an oldschool Sega
>Nice
>Just as you pull it up however falling debris catches your ear
>You turn
>You're face to face with a bird creature
>Who looks just like Ludo
>Only...taller
>He's just staring too
>Looks just as surprised as you are
>You're holding up a huge pile of junk in one arm

What do?

>>1460631
Hi?

>>1460631
>BYE
>Portal out with stuff

>>1460631
>Immediate aggressive stance
"YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, LUDO!!!"

>>1460631
>Get the shit and leave we don't have time for bird men.

>>1460631
Kiss him to distract him momentarily, then we escape.

>>1460631
Tell him to fuck off, and continue on our merry way.

>>1460631
>Grab new guy by the neck with Muscles
>"Who are you and why are you here?!"

>>1460641
This. Don't be clever, just take advantage of his surprise.

>>1460631
Hello, It is I one and only Luna came here to collect junk for my junk collection will you help me my dear friend.

>>1460631
"Good bye."
Continue about your business.
WE HAVE NO TIME FOR SCUM
WE NEED OUR SAX

>>1460641
Supporting.

>>1460631
Goodbye good sir!

>>1460631
Portal out

>>1460641
Just make chaos and portal out

>>1460631
Supporting:
>>1460641

>>1460631
Hi. Goodbye.

>>1460658
supporting, gotta get some info

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>>1460641
>>1460651
>>1460661
>>1460681

>He speaks
>Whoah, that is definitely not Ludo
>???: "Who?"
>A: "Boo."
>???: "Boo?"
>A: "Yeah, Boo."
>???: "Why, Boo?"

>SHHHHRRRRIIIP

>A: "Cause I'm ghostin' your ass, niggaaaa~"
>???: "HEY!"
>He leaps for the portal just as you duck in to escape
>NotInMyhouse.png
>You zip that shit shut so fast you see the air distort from him hitting the closed portal
>WHUMP
>You now have this glorious pile of junk

>A BIKE
>A SEGA
>A MINI FRIDGE

>With confidence you stroll into the Pawn shop, ready to free your self from Saxlessness
>Ready to get BJ out of here

https://youtu.be/dISuBAGxw4w

>The guy behind the counter looks like life chewed up his last three marriages and spit them out on a plate for him to finish with a glass of lukewarm pee
>He glances over his paper at you
>A nametag on his chest read's simply "Pete."

>P: "Hundred bucks."

>what

>>1460707
>300 store credit.

>>1460707
He'll give us a hundred bucks for all this stuff. We gotta haggle it up.

>>1460707
Haggle, see if we can put BJ on layaway or something like that

>>1460707
Let's haggle. Make sure to read his thoughts to give us an advantage.

>>1460720
plus read his thoughts to get advantage

>>1460707
Start of high with our price, then we slowly go down. That works on TV so why wouldn't it work here?

>>1460707
Mind read that bitch! See if we can get some info for haggling, or what he'd wanna trade for the sax.

>>1460720
This gains my support.
Gotta make use of our mind-reading powers somehow.

>>1460707
Let's haggle.
Make sure to read his thoughts.

>>1460720
Yeah, read his thoughts. We're getting that sax

>>1460707
Supporting:
>>1460720

>>1460720
This

>>1460707
Side note, do not fucking make it seem like we care about the sax at all. That will fuck up every single route we can take to getting the sax.

>>1460780
true, make it seem like we just want to get store credit or cash

>>1460780
Agreed

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>>1460720

>A: "Bullshit."
>You immediately counter
>He gives you a look that could rust new pipes into bursting
>His thoughts are pouring out of his ears
>P: "Who da fuck is this kid?"
>Holy Hell
>His inner monolouge
>It has a backtrack

https://youtu.be/2ZRE0Fvisyc

>P: "I think a homeless lady must have dropped him off er somethin. Is he in here tryn'a eat? He don't look like a booster. He's got a mouth."

>P: "Hundred. Bucks."

>P: "Nuttin' personal, little guy. S'just business."


>A: "Fridge alone is worth 150. The bike's another Bill. This Sega is mint! Look at it!"
>He eyes the game station, curling his lip.

>P: "Shit. Is that what that is? It's been too long. All I see are Wiis and Playstations from hoodrats and wannabes. Nobody knows how to operate an extra-legal organization anymore. Fuck him though. I won't go higher than 100 for the Sega. It's niche."

>A: "This whole stash is worth $400! I'd stake my life on it!"

>You slap the counter
>P: "Don't slap my counter."
>You think you shouldn't slap the counter

What say?

>>1460795
slap the counter. "800"

>>1460795
We shouldn't slap the counter.

>>1460795
>request for layaway

>>1460795
Insist four hundred, keep your hand on the counter but don't slap again. Our will is stronger than his.

>>1460812
this,use our will to wear him down

>>1460795
Supporting:
>>1460812

>>1460795
>>1460812
This works.
Say something abour hipsters buying sega's for 3 times as much as we are asking for.

>>1460795
He seems to like jazz so we have something in common,lets use that to get on his good side.

>>1460825
this sounds good we should mention the hipster market

>>1460795
"Give me that fucking sax or me and my boys are going to pillage your store."

>>1460851
FOR FUCKS SAKE NO! THAT'S THE WORST IDEA!

>>1460851
No. We are not threatening the pawnshop owner. We will get kicked out, and lose the sax.

>>1460862
:^)

>>1460851
Support

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>>1460812
>>1460814
>>1460817
>>1460825

>Your fingers dig into the wood
>A: "I said I want $400."
>P: "I said hands off!"
>He smacks your knuckles with a cane nearby
>Problem was
>That was Muscles' knuckles
>Your whole body contorts as the Muscles tries to lurch up and rip this guy's entire skeleton out
>It feels like swallowing a Gumball when you keep him down
>You also manage to catch more thoughts as you clench your teeth

>P: "Huh. Kid's tougher than he looks. Must be pretty desperate to come in here. He won't get a better price on the street but there's other pawns. Fuck does he want?"

>A: "Look."
>You grimace
>A: "I came here cause I was told you were a wise guy."
>Pete seems to simmer down
>P: "Oh yeah? What do -you- know about wise guys?"
>A: "I know they smell money when it's in front of their face."
>You put the Sega on the counter and pop open the disc tray
>Inside is a dic that reads "Sol Feace"

>Wow
>Some people have played that, you guess
>ROLL CHARISMA!
d20 +2!

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>>1460907

Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1460907
>:smirk:

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>>1460907

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>>1460907
Rolling.

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>>1460907

Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1460907
rollan

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>>1460907
Rollll

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>>1460907

Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1460907
This is important and valuable yes.

STOP>>1460925

Stop rolling

Good, the 1 and the 20 cancel out.

>>1460937
>Stop rolling
>Haven't gotten a usable roll yet

Or keep rolling, I'm not a pig like Ron

or keep rolling

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>>1460907

Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1460907
>>1460925
Well i guess my thing is wrong so ill roll again just in cause.

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>>1460907
Well I guess I'll try to roll

>>1460955
WHY

>>1460925
It's a 2, not a 6 boyo.

Still, 16's good.

I'm sorry I'll never roll again.

>>1460955
kill yourself.

>>1460964
>Implying mercy

>>1460973
QUEST SHOWS NO MERCY!

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>>1460925
>>1460925
>>1460925
The winner!

>16 total

>>1460914
+2!

>>1460924
-2

>16 total


>A: "This game was a part of a generation of side-scrollers that's been dead for decades! You get just -one- late 20s to early 30s nostalgia addict in here. Just ONE and you can charge through the nose for this!"
>You're leaning on Muscles who's inflatible arm-waving-tube-man motions are making it look like you're about to jump over the counter
>A: "The system works. I got both controllers! They have all their buttons AND I saw this thing turned on just last week!"
>You place the box down in front of him.
>A: "I'm basically handing you a check. I'm the one taking a hit because I need money before my connects come through."
>P: "Connects?"
>A: "Y-yeah my boys in the uh...hood? No, from the block!"
>P: " -The- block?"
>A: "What other block is there?"
>He's grinning
>He thinks your pulling his leg

>P: "This kid's yankin' my dick."

>O-or that you guess

>P: "Fine, Mr. B-i-g."
>He sits back down in his stool, his arms cross
>P: "250."

What do?

>>1460978
Sell the bike to him next. Show the gear's good and is worth at least an extra $20-$30.

>>1460978
Accepts money, smash and grab a ATM in Ohio like a working man

>>1460978
Challenge him to a sax off for the saxophone!

>>1460978
>request for layaway

>>1460986
this

>>1460978
Harass him. Threaten him. Make him cry. Make him beg. KILL HIM

>>1460989
Who do you think he is? Death?

>>1460978
>>1460986
This.

>>1460986
Ye. Keep haggling. Every dollar counts. The Fridge too while we're at it. Then we try and get the Sax down.

>>1460996
Hey you never know. Also he had a jazz back track to his thoughts.

>>1460978
Alright then, I can see that we're not going to get enough money. Let's just memorize every detail of where our sax is then leave. We'll wait and come back later to portal it out of there.

>>1460978
Better yet. we sell the game to a hipster on the internet.

Why is it that shopping in quests always takes hours? It never is interesting but it just takes so much time to end.
>>1460978
Try to read his mind deeper to get some dirt on him
Or just steal the sax

>>1460978
Get the vending machine and pawn it

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>>1460986
>>1460986
>>1460986

>You rub your mouth
>Almost as if you had stubble
>Tfw babu face
>Muscles has clawed a hole into the concrete floor
>You can feel him screaming RIP AND TE-
>What to do nex-RIP
>Maybe you could sell him the bike ne-TEAR
>A: "How about the bike?"
>P: "What about it?"
>A: "It's barely been ridden."
>P: "I can see that."
>Rude
>A: "It's got all it's gears, a new chain and it's cherry."
>P: "You steal this bike, kid?"
>A: "Hell yeah, I did. I'm a misunderstoon bad boy with a heart of gold."
>Pete takes a huge gulp from his nearby coffee without breaking eye contact
>This doesn't unnerve you
>It just shatters your lie
>A: "Ok fine it was a birthday gift."
>P: "You must not like who gave it to yah."
>A: "Yeah, he's a bastard."
>P: "Dad?"
>A: "Yeah."
>P: "Heh. Same. 15 for the bike."
>A: "What the fu-"

ROLL CHARISMA ONCE MORE!

>>1460978
>"Now about this mini fridge..."

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>>1461036

>>1461029
You mean the broken vending machine?

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>>1461036
oh fucking hell

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>>1461036

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>>1461036

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>>1461036
Rolling.

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>>1461036

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>>1461036

come on better luck please

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now I'm gonna roll again

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>>1461036

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>>1461036

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>>1461036

No 4 post yet, keep rolling.

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>>1461036
Take two

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1 more time!

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2 fucking 16's in a row

>>1461036
Quest reroll the number so we can move this along

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>>1461036

Rolling another.

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once more unto the breach!

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>>1461036
>>1461036

REROLLING THE NUMBAA

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>>1461036

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For fuck sake

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>>1461036
ROLLING FOR HAGGLING!

Let's not steal the sax as they have serial numbers:
https://tamingthesaxophone.com/saxophone-serial-numbers

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>>1461113
o fug

>>1461041
Looks like you won.

A 14's OK, but I doubt we can worm our way to what we want with this.

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>>1461143
fuck you dude

>>1461143
You fucker.

>>1461143
I already rolled

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>>1461041
>>1461041

WINNER!

>14 total

>No bonuses

>A: "15 bucks!? Where do you get off only giving me 15 dollars for a self-powered form of transportation."
>P: "Cause I'll sell it for 35."
>A: "Wh- but-"
>P: "I'll price it fer 50 and sell it fer 35, kid. It's good business. Plus."
>He reaches down and pulls a sticker off the underside of the seat
>You've never even looked at this hunk of junk longer than 30 seconds
>You had no idea that was there
>He shows the sticker to you
>It reads "Pete's Pawn" in bold red letters on white paper
>P: "That's what I sold it for last time. So, 15. No budgin."

>You've just learned two things about this guy
>One, he doesn't expect sticker price
>Two. He's met your dad
>At least long enough to buy your Sax and sell this bike
>Sonnova bitch
>A: "Fine. How about the fridge?"
>P: "Does it work?"
>A: "Hell yeah."
>P: "Plug it in."
>You do
>Awkward silence time
>Wow
>It's so peaceful in here
>Devoid of customers too
>There's an angle you could work
>CLINGALING
>Somebody's just come stampeding into the store
>Aw, dude
>That's a big man
>Well, not big
>Just wide
>That is a very. -Very- fat man.
>Who is currently eating while trying to explain some shit to Pete
>P: "Tony, Tony-TONY! GETTA YAH FUCKIN' SANDWICH JUICE OFF MY COUNTER YA MOON!"
>Tony is so worked up
>He chokes a little
>Barely gets past the bread and meat in his gullet
>T: "Yah gotta close up, Petey shit is goin' down. TONITE!"
>P: "Tonight?"
>T: "TOO-NITE!"
>A: "Yeah, TONIGHT!"
>They're staring at you
>T: "Who's kid is this?"
>P: "He's a customer, c'mere and quit eyeballin' him."

>They're involved
>The fridge has already frozen some fresh ice cubes
>They're distracted
>Wow, this is actually a great fridge

What do?

>>1461163
Quickly portal in vending machine, even if it is broken it will sell for something

>>1461163
Listen in and mind probe both of them, mostly Tony, for more information.

>>1461183
This is a good idea. I support it.

>>1461163
Read their thoughts. Gotta find out what exactly is going on. Maybe if we offer to help he'll at least give us a discount on the sax. If they laugh at us just give show them what Muscles can do.

>>1461163

>>1461179
>>1461183
Combine these. Time to haggle the badass fridge up.

its a pawn shop not a junk yard

>>1461198
i'll support

>>1461163

>>1461197
This. Otherwise,
>>1461198
this.

>>1461197
this

>>1461198
>Haggle badass fridge up
>By bringing in a busted ass vending machine that was worn by a zombie woman

>>1461179
>It will sell for something
>"Kid, I'm not running a junkyard here."

>>1461197
Listen in, we could just stay out of the upcoming brawl and wait to portal out their injured.

>>1461226
Open a portal to the junkyard and start tossing random shit at him to sell

>>1461239
..... Why the hell would we do that?

>>1461244
Neutral Evil Cleric

>>1461163
offer to help woth whatever is going o. tonight.

for the sax.

keep the based fridge

>>1461256
But why though? We're by no means a cleric, we have no reason to help these people out. Literally no reason to do it.

>>1461264
Sax.

>>1461239
He wouldn't let some random ass kid onto their illegal shit. We would have to pass a high charisma check to get Pete to let us tag along.

>>1461183
This

>>1461270
Who says anything about asking

>>1461282
>We tag along without asking
>"Get the fuck outta here kid before a shoot ya!"
>We're seen abducting mafia members
>"The kids with the coppas! Shoot em!"

>>1461270
if we die he gets all the stuff.

if we are in his opinion helpful we get the sax for 250.

>>1461292
Or, he could tell us to fuck off. That's an extremely likely possibility.

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>>1461179
>>1461197


>This whole thing is fishy
>The soft prices
>The excellent Macabre demure personalities
>The track suits
>You open your head, feeling for the thoughts you need to hear

>T: "Jesus, I hope Frank makes it outta there. He's a tough guy. Maybe they'll keep him captive. Oh christ Oh jesus they ate Jack's fuckin' hands."
>P: "Damn Chinese fuckers. Nothing's enough for em. They want their little Cabal all up and down the boardwalk. I gotta get this kid outta here."

>P: "That thing work!?"
>Pete yells over his shoulder at you
>A: "Already got Ice!"
>P: "Good. Hundred bucks for the Fridge. 250 for the damn Sega and 15 for the Shit-Bike. I'll toss yah $400 to get the fuck outta my store."
>A: "I want store credit."
>P: "You want store credi what the FUCK do you think this is Best Buy?"
>A: "One sec."
>You dash off down an aisle and whip out your scissors.

>SHHHHHRRRIIIIIPPP

To your room

>Mom's vacuming
>You lock eyes for a second
>The silence is pure gold
>Muscles slaps out onto the Vending Machine and drags it into the portal
>KRRRRR
>KREEEEEEEEEE
>KRRRUUUUH
>A: "H-hi mom."
>She waves back
>Bug eyed and flabberghasted
>You run back to the counter
>Pete's already counting money
>A: "What'll ya give me for this?"
>Pete's glaring over his eyebrows at you
>Tony's wheezing on the counter
>How can somebody work up that much of a sweat just by talking?
>P: "Like I said. $400 and you get the hell out."
>A: "C'mon this thing is huge!"
>P: "Huge and broken."
>A: "Hundred bucks!"
>P: "Jack shit."
>A: "Fifty bucks!"
>P: "Fine, you cunty runt fine! Here!"
>You now have $450 dollars
>Which you slap onto the counter immediately followed by the Saxophone which you snatch from the window
>You're looking into Pete's very SOUL
>His lemony, Pasta sauce ridden Soul
>P: "Wh-"
>A: "Here's my offer."
>P: "I-"
>A: "Take it or leave it, Bambino."

ROLL CHARISMA!

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>>1461309

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>>1461309
4 again?

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>>1461309
Oh fuck.

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>>1461309

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>>1461309

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>>1461309
Give me Sax now. And then I'll fuck off.

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>>1461309
Here's to crits

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>>1461309

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>>1461163

>>1461324
Dammit, man.

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>>1461309

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>>1461324
ahahahahah

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>>1461309
FOR MOTHER

Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1461309

Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

eh why not

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>>1461324
>>1461324

WINNER!

>4 total

>No additional bonus


>You sneezed
>Oh-
>Oh Beelzebub's bubble bath you sneezed right into Pete's Face
>Even Tony stops breathing when you did it
>Snot is all over
>Some went down your shirt
>It's
>Dribbling-
>Fuck
>Pete's eyes are closed
>His lips are trembling
>You can see his thoughts
>He's thinking about the pump action 12 gauge shotgun he keeps under the counter
>That thought, thankfully fades
>However, he does pull the Sax back toward him
>P: "You're at LEAST a hundred bucks short..."
>A: "Bu-"
>P: "Tell you what."
>A: "I'm sorry."
>P: "I'll hold it for yah."

https://youtu.be/bbTWJTK2oCs

>A: "NOOOOOoOooO!"
>Pete throws you out
>With a ticket, reserving your purchase
>One hundred dollars
>You were so close
>Now you can't come back until he re-opens at 3:00pm tomorrow
>Your sax is safe but...
>No
>This isn't acceptable
>You pull yourself up and try to move for the pair as they make for a classic looking Mustang
>Tony actually stops you before you go in on Pete
>T: "Kid. Yah got Moxxi. Just quit now and you'll get yer shit when Pete's in a better mood."
>A: "But I need tha-"
>T: "Kid. The only thing ya -need- is a hot cot, a hotter place to stick yah tool and somebody to prescribe shit to keep the memories off."
>A: "Well, that wasn't projecting at all."
>T: "Aye, fuck you kid that's why yer gettin' shafted."
Tony sits down into the Mustang, pulling a flask from his tracksuit
>...and another sandwich
>T: "Timing kid. Timing and context."
>He takes a deep swig as they both drive off
>SCRRRRR
>You are Anonymous
>You just got screwed
>By your own brand of impatient Pasta and lack of body control
>You have a holding receipt for your Sax

What do?

>>1461416
What do we do?

Pocket that receipt and find a way to make $100.

>>1461416
Go home. We can always come back tomorrow.
We can raise a hundred bucks, can't we?

>>1461432
Sounds like the only thing to do at this point.
>>1461433
This too.

>>1461416
Calm down, calm down. We can have patience for tonight. In the meantime, let's go find something valuable in another dimension.

>>1461416
What do?
ANYTHING BUT THIS
Explorer the hole.
Fuck with Janna.
Teach Zombella the meaning of life.
We'll deal with the Sax later, lets just go anywhere else and THINK about what happened instead of going head long into some shitty scheme to steal the shit or something.
Let's learn from this experience and move on.

>>1461432
We can pawn the gameboy and the watch.

>>1461416
let's go home, we have a lot to explain to mom.

>>1461416
Deep breaths...... let's try to not kill the guy, no matter how satisfying it may be. Let's just.... go try to find some more valuable stuff somewhere else. Maybe more things in Ludo's castle, maybe we could explore Mewni.

Maybe, we could forget about sax for a while and work on murderizing the Swamp Drake. Get to work on testing that rock launcher with portals we were thinking about earlier.

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>>1461446
DID SOMEONE SAY

>>1461416
Go home, check on Wendy, and either rest or continue to look into the land down under for the SJW Werewolf.

Or, we let the Aussies deal with 'im.

>>1461416
Let's go Drake hunting.

>>1461481
They live in Australia, they can handle a bitty titty werewolf

>>1461416
Go and handle the werewolf.

>>1461488
Australians don't got silver though, they can only fend off werewolves with shit talking, other animals, and vegemite

>>1461481
i think he is dead by now. we've let him one full day in asutralia. Either the fauna killed him, or the inhabitants did.

>>1461488
>werewolf bites an Emu
>WereEmu

>>1461509
>Australian animals aren't enough to handle werewolves
:https//m.youtube.com/watch?v=8SlWegS2sS0

>>1461509
What else do they need? The werewolf will just kill himself after getting bantered into oblivion.

>>1461416
Probably go to the library, see if they have any books on how to make quick cash in a day or something.

>>1461577
Or better yet, try and follow them whether our luck pulls through in the end we might be able to get him to give it to us for free and have money for the camping trip or whatever.

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>>1461416
>>1461416

SESSION PAUSE

Anon has become more charismatic from this encounter. Having learned "It's all about context and timing."

>Charisma is now +3


We are on break until 11pm US Central Time


>Stay thirsty, my friends


Anon's Options are as follows


>Fuck it, break into the Store
>Return home to explain shit to Mom
>Warp to the Swamp and square up with the Swamp Drake
>Call Friends on Phone to figure out how to make $100

>>1461603
>>Call Friends on Phone to figure out how to make $100

>>1461603
>Call Friends on Phone to figure out how to make $100

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>>1461603
>Call Friends on Phone to figure out how to make $100

>>1461603
>Return home to explain shit to Mom
And while we're on our way,
>Call friends on Phone to figure out how to make $100

>>1461603
>Call Friends on Phone to figure out how to make $100

>>1461603
>Warp to the Swamp and square up with the Swamp Drake

>>1461603
>>Call Friends on Phone to figure out how to make $100

>>1461603
Call friends.

He'll track us down if we steal the sax now.

>>1461603
>Call Friends on Phone to figure out how to make $100
Let's make some money.

>>1461603
Why can't we go raiding across dimensions for something to trade? Or find somewhere to research swamp Drake's?

Given our options.
>Return home

>>1461603
>>Call Friends on Phone to figure out how to make $100

>Warp to the Swamp and square up with the Swamp Drake

>>1461603
>Return home to explain shit to Mom

>>1461603
I don't wanna break in now that he knows we want it so badly, I don't really see the need to explain shit to Mom,

I'm for either squaring up with the swamp drake, or calling friends to help with a get rich quick scheme. Though, if I had to choose I'd say Janna, she seems like she'd know how to make some fast and easy money.

>>1461603
>>Call Friends on Phone to figure out how to make $100
Also we can trick mom into thinking she saw a illusion when she saw us walk out of a portal

>>1461603
>>Call Friends on Phone to figure out how to make $100

>>1461603
>Warp to the Swamp and square up with the Swamp Drake
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE SWAMP DRAKE

>>1461618
>Call Friends on Phone to figure out how to make $100
then
>Warp to the Swamp and square up with the Swamp Drake

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I am returned. In a few minutes I will count votes and get us Rrrrrrolling again!

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SESSION UNPAUSE

THE VOTES

>Return Home
3 votes

>Throwdown of a Hodown in the Swamp
3 votes

>Call Friends about makin' cheddar
11 votes


>You start stalking up the street
>You whip out your shitbrick
>It's time to mobilize the troops
>It's Wednesday
>You ain't got no job
>You ain't got no homework
>You need some cash
>First person you ring is Jackie

>Two rings and she's on

>J: "...Hello?"
>A: "Heyoo, wassup?"
>J: "Nuttin' B. Just finished skatin', and I'm grinding Duramboros. You?"
>A: "Wait. Monster Hunter is that?"
>J: "I-...you know I've played so many I can barely tell."
>You hear someone yell in the background "WAZZAAAAA!"
>Jackie responds with the same weird cry.
>A: "Yo, who was that?"
>J: "Dude! Pick up your phone and call me!"
>Some rustling comes over the line
>JA: "City Mourge."
>It's Janna
>Using a cheesy phone operator voice
>J: "WAZZZAAAAA-"
>Jackie's doing that thing again

Do you meme with them?

Y/N?

>>1462609
Do it

>>1462609
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>1462609
Deploy memes

>>1462609
Of fucking course.

What do you take us for, some kind of poser?

>>1462609
Meme supreme so hard you scream.

>>1462609
We meme and plot to make $100 so that we can get our sax back

Also KEK OUR DAD BOUGHT OUR BIKE FOR $35.

We need to befriend this pawnshop guy and get our dad banned.

>>1462609
Y.

>>1462609
Why the fuck not? Join that shit.

Do kids actually do this

>>1462609
It's no skin off of our back to use a dead meme, so I guess we participate.

>>1462609
Do it.

>>1462609
>Unleash tactical meme nukes on her sorry ass.

>>1462609
Is this even a question?
Of course we meme.
I don't understand?

>>1462634
Maybe a few years ago but I haven't seen any kids do it anymore. Just like that YOLO phase

>>1462609
Bruh, it's two cute chicks talking to you and wanting to "WAZUUP" with ya.

And you fucking ask if we should or shouldn't have fun with them?

Fucking do it, Anon.

Try to add Hekapoo in the call too and ask her WAZUUP

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>>1462609
MEME

>>1462609
Y.

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>>1462621
>>1462622
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>>1462627
>>1462627
>>1462628
>>1462633
>>1462632
>>1462634
>>1462636
>>1462640
>>1462644

>You rear back
>A: "WUUHHZAAAAAAAA~"
>Your noise blends with theirs
>It's awful and pretty dank
>After it dies down you share a short laugh
>Ja: "So what's good, Aye-non?"
>A: "Hold up. When did you get a phone."
>Ja: "I didn't."
>J: "She stole a Laptop."
>Ja: "It was on a Flasher's lap in the park. Haha! Ack! -cough- wheeeeeze!"
>A: "You ok?"
>While Janna explains how she thinks sleeping in park is starting to affect her Miner's lung you dial in even more support
>Justin
>He answers on ring 1
>Ju: "Hello?"
>A: "Wuzzuuuuhhhh
>Ja: "AAAA-haehcK-"
>J: "Eeeehhhhh"
>Justin doesn't even hesitate
>JU: "WUSUHHHHHHH!!!"
>Everyone is cracking the shit out of their speakers and mics
>Eventually it calms down
>JU: "Uhhhh dude. So what's good?"
>A: "I gotta make $100 in the next 12 hours."
>Ja: "Did you get on ice?"
>A: "What is ice and no I'm not on it I don't even like it in my drinks."
>JU: "Why not?"
>A: "It's a Jewish conspiracy to rob me of more Soda."
>Ja: "Do Jews own soda?"
>J: "I thought jews owned Hollywood."
>???: "Nah brahs Jews RUN Hollywood but it's owned by Reptiles."
>A: "Who was that?"
>O: "WASSHAAAAAAAAA-"
>It's Oskarr
>JU: "EEHHHHHHH"
>J: "AAAHAHAHAAAA!"
>Ja: "AAauuUAAA -hack-"
>You've never shitposted live before
>It's even more fun
>Sort of
>A: "AAAaaaauu but forreal tho you guys got any ideas?"
>JU: "You could mow lawns! Hng! 33! 34!"
>A: "Why are you lifting right now?"
>JU: "Why aren't you?"
>Bro-blocked
>Ja: "You could always join an underground pit fighting arena. I bet you'd clean up with your Masturbatin' Hand powers."
>J: "What if you and Oskarr played some tunes on the boardwalk?"
>O: "All of my stuff's in concept album stage. I'm not ready to spread my message to masses."
>A: "What's your message?"
>O: "Mostly about drugs."
>Reasonable
>JU: "55! 56!"
>Ja: "He is actually about that life, huh? Oh! I know what you can do! There's a scrap yard near the downtown park! -ack!- Hweee could head down there and chunk cars."
>O: "You could head down to Gold's Gym. Challenge large class humanoids to arm wrestling contests. You get at least three or four before they realized it was a hustle."
>Whoah
>A: "Did you just?"
>Ja: "Hoh my god the Savant side of brain just kicked on! Haha! Ow! My throat!"
>J: "That's what she said."
>Ja: "Am I the 'she?'"
>JU: "Somebody's gotta be."


>You've been given some notions
>Most of them weird or bad
>Except Oskarr's
>That was weirdly good
>You slice open the air as you consider, popping out back home
>There are cops
>So. Many. Cops.
>All at your neighbor's house
>Thank the dark lords nobody saw you