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This here is a Quest for all Star vs The Forces of Evil faggots

SESSION START!

https://youtu.be/Fu_Cu-JGEsg?list=PLeRGKarlgNylWbtR52r-tYsYxFkOlTWak

>You are Anon
>14 year old boy...who has had a pretty crazy day
>Last night you got with your boys from the Football team for a pre-game blowout
>You hung out with cheerleaders
>Got in a fight with the rival team
>Then you contemplated the Ethics of enslaving someone's soul via devil magic
>Typical Thursday?
>Your heart sure hopes not
>You bought a magic door that's essentially your own apartment now
>You got a sick new cloak made from flying manta rays
>So now you can glide
>Just like the best Sonic Character
> Charmy
>You got a little rattled last night going to Quest Buy
>With your mentor/demon buddy Heckapoo
>Or, as you call her in your mind
>The Border Wall
>Cause she's thicc and protects you
>She also got out of Quest Buy without you paying for extended double jeapordy warranty
>Nice
>You got home in time to see Mom
>She was eating cookie dough on the couch
>With her hands
>A: "Wh-"
>M: "Hey, kiddo."
>A: "Mom, what the hell?"
>M: "Oh don't tell me yourhf gonna star tryinh tell me to -diet- too?"
>A: "No, fool I just want you to share!"
>You and Mom playfought over raw dough for about ten minutes before you finally went to sleep
>Now you've awoken...and it's
>Friday

>You have enough time to make breakfast and get ready without delay
>Tonight, you and your boys face The Silver Hill Prep WARRIORS on the football field


WHAT DO?


https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
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>>1487831
Walk to school. Maybe we can thank DIRT BROTHER on the way there.
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>>1487831
I want us to move a bunch of our shit into our new apartment! And put Susan in there too! Now we can bring her anywhere with us!
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>>1487831
Make breakfast and head to school. Test gliding, and if we can't get it down, just portal if we're short on time.

>>1487642
Woah man. I can see why Ron would want her, she still a QT.

Just asking for curiosity's sake, do you do this professionally? Like paid commissions? Because you can probably pull it off, man.
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>>1487831
>make breakfast and get ready without delay
>Send jackie a wish me luck text
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>>1487831
We should probably store Susan and some other items in the new apartment we got.
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>>1487831
Mentally and physically psych yourself up
Today is gonna be another long ass day.
Maybe bring Zombella along fir some fresh air.
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>>1487831
>implying there's anything else to do

Make breakfast and get ready without delay.
Oh, and let's use the Manta Cloak to go to school this time.
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>>1487831
Go to school... Gliding!
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>>1487831
Manta Cloak to school.
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>>1487857
>>1487851
Supporting this, actually. Let's keep Susan in the portable room and whatever valuables with her.
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>>1487869
Try it out, we got to test it out in low risk environment first.
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>>1487831
Check out your new Apartment and store your shit there. Maybe store Our zombie pal there too for easy access.

Make a triumphant entrance to school in our new Manta Cloak.
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>>1487831
Portal to school. Gotta start using these scissors for menial shit like any good wizard.
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>>1487831
Portal to the top of a high hill, take that manta cloak out for a test ride.
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Get the infinity falls ready in preparation for the drake.

For the uninitiated, that's where we put two portals horizontally on top of each other, and put a thing in, and let gravity accelerate it to terminal velocity.

Later, we open another portal to re-route it into the face of something we want dead.
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>>1487869
Fuck it, let's do it!!!!
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>>1487831
>>1487904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYRfBISyu9o
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>>1487831
We could breach the fact we have a magic apartment with mom.
Might be useful to her also.
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>>1487996
Nooooo! Let's not tell Mom about it!
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>>1487869
>>1487871
>>1487885
Supporting. We just got it, so we gotta test it out.
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>>1487996
Mom would freak.
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I also just realized Marco won the tournament with his evil tentacle arm.

He does not have the will to control it, meaning he's going down edge central.

Additionally, he's still gonna have the arm by game time.
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>>1487996
Not a fan of this thought. Don't think she has to know about this little acquisition of ours.
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>>1488029
Yeah, without a godlike will like ours monster arms just aren't worth it,
HELL, it's still almost not worth it even with a will like ours
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>>1488029
We have to stop marco from going down edge central. WE MUST REMOVE ARM
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>>1488029>>1488050


Tournament doesn't happen yet, I believe.
That's an entirely different trophy.

The School Spirit episode hasn't even happened yet. The tournament is much later.
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>>1487846
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>>1487860
>>1487857
>>1487862
>>1487864
>>1487867
>>1487869
>>1487871
>>1487881

>Getting ready for school has always been typical
>Shit
>Shower
>Suds
>Brush
>OJ
>Bread
>Door
>Today, however it's more like
>Everythingishappeninginablurbecauseyouhaveapairofmagicalportalscissors!
>Or something
>You brush
>SCCHRIP!
>Then get breakfast
>SCHRRIP!
>Then dress!
>SCHRRRUP!
>You don your new cloak
>You catch yourself in the mirror

https://youtu.be/IGMabBGydC0

>Your clothes are clean
>You slept
>Wow
>You really slept instead of being up all night on 3senpai
>You hung out with people last night
>Today you're gonna be at a Football game where everyone is counting on you
>Your friends will be there
>Your mom will be there...
>You caught yourself smiling
>Muscles gives you the thumbs-up
>It's weird how your arm moves on it's own sometimes
>Even weirder that it gives you high-fives
>A: "Haha you feeling it too, Big guy?"
>SCHRRRRRRRRIP!
>You open a portal
>Not to school
>But to the top of the last big hill before School
>50 feet in the air
>You breathe deep
>Draw out your arms
>Then jump!

>You fall...
>Then fall...
>FWUMP!
>The wind catches your wings!
>You're pushed up into the sky like a leaf!
>In moments you're not just falling
>You're falling in style!
>The sun is well and out
>Breaking apart those beautiful summer clouds
>You can see the ocean
>You see your school
>The Bus has rolled up
>You spot several kids looking up at you
>K: "Is that Anon?"
>K2: "I think I have Science class with that guy."
>A window flies open
>Blake leans out of it
>B: "Dude! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK THIS TOWN TONIGHT!?"
>You pump your fist
>A: "TO-NITE!"
>Some of the kids in the seats do the same
>Some of them are screaming at you to do a flip
>You also see Jackie just skating up the front of the school ahead of you

What do?
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1488084
b-b-back flip

also rolling for this thread's luck
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>>1488084
Scream "Sup" at Jackie while falling with style
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Swoop down to where Jackie is, no fancy tricks. Greet her like nothing happened.
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>>1488084
Do a flip!
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>>1488084
>DO A FLIP
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>>1488084
This is our first time gliding, let's not risk cracking our skull. Try and land next to Jackie.
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High five Jackie, do a flip, then enter school with swagger And an i own the place attitude
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>>1488084
Catch up to Jackie.

Do a flip for her.
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>>1488084
Shout "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!" Then land right next to Jackie.
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>>1488084
Glide close to Jackie and get her attention. Let her know how fucking awesome this is.
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>>1488084
>inb4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A
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>>1488135
This is what I change to
It fits with our autism, and it doesn't end with a cracked skull
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>>1488084
Do a barrel roll!
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>>1488084
>>1488111

>>1488162
THIS
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>>1488144
>>1488162
Can get behind these.
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>>1488084
When someone says do a flip, you flip.
combine with>>1488135
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1488191
>>1488168
>>1488162
>>1488153
>>1488111
>>1488108
>>1488105
>>1488099

ROLL DEX!
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
>DOODLE bow wow
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1488206
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Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
We gonna crash
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1488206
FOR THA WOMEN!
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

Fuck im
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Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
Al infinito y mas alla!
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
INCOMING CRASH LANDING
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!
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>>1488219
first roll!
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>>1488219
C O M A A R C
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>>1488219
>>1488220

WE'RE CRASHING THIS GLIDER

WITH NO SURVIVORS
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DO A FLIP
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1488206
fuck
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Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzQ3eBerHfM
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Why did you idiots vote to do a flip?
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
D
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Holy shit, we got like no rolls above 10 not counting the one without a +3
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1488206
r-r-r-r-rollannn
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Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
Well, things are already terrible. Let's make them worse.
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Holy God these rolls
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>>1488240
Tactical comedy. We succeed and gain cool points. We fail, and get Sympathy points. It a win win.
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>>1488240
That's how you learn; Try shit, eat shit, get better at shit.
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Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1488206
Saving?
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Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
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>>1488270

>saving?

nope
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Let's crash.

At least we didn't get any 1's
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Whelp gents, looks like it's Funyuns for breakfast!
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>>1488259
>>1488256
>>1488279
Y'know.... we're probably end up meeting up with Sabrina in the infirmary...
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>>1488281
As long as we survive, we should be able to BfB from other animals and people. No need to waste them.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1488206
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>>1488219
>>1488219

WINNER!

>7 total

>>1488220
-2

5 total...

>You hitch back your arms
>Pulling up, into the sky you ready yourself for the full 360
>The speed
>The G forces
>A: "WOOOOOOOOO!!"
>You did the flip!
>A: "HAHa!"
>...but now youre' fast
>So
>Fast
>A: "Whuh WH-!"
>SHHHHHREEEEEEE
>The road is blazing by!
>The school is approaching like an oncoming train!
>Just as you rocket past Jackie you catch her eye
>She looks a little startled
>Until she sees you
>In that split second where you're looking at one another
>She takes in your situation
>Is afraid for your life
>Then snatches out her hand
>Smiling
>FWOOSH!
>You're blasting through the hallways!
>Barely dodging teachers and students
>J: "Anon! WHaaaat is happenin' my duuuude?"
>A: "I was gliding to schoooll!"
>J: "Were?"
>A: "NOW I'M CRASHING IN SCHOOL!"
>You both scream
>Jackie's still laughing for some reason
>BREASH!
>You end up in a heap at the end of the locker hall
>Jackie is in your chest
>You went into the wall
>Ow
>Your whole body
>Good thing you're getting so tough
>Still, you see stars
>A: "uuhhh."
>A strong hand grips your shoulder and pulls you free
>Ju: "Broh. Do you -ever- slow down?"
>It's Justin
>A: "Here's hoping I figure out how before I'm dead."
>Ju: "Long as you make it tonight bro...cause you know what day it is?"
>Intense techno fills the air in your mind as all concussions fade into brotherhood and readiness
>Jackie's dusting herself off
>Looking not too worse for wear
>She almost speaks up until she realizes you're doing the High-noon high-five stand off with Justin
>J: "You guys are like, dorky rays of sunshine today."
>Your eyes lock with the J-man
>Your hands fly out to each other!
>With power!
>Precision!

ROLL CHARISMA FOR BRO HANDSHAKE!
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>>1488320
>>1488320
Credit for this image goes to the lovely "Deonix" in our Discord chat
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
CONTAIN THE 'TISM
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
C'mon bruh!
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
MORE SHIT ROLLS WOOOO
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>1488320
>>1488320
The dice
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
Ok come boys we can do this
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1488320
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
>inb4 deciding post is a 1
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1488320
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488320
Chareesma!
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Nigga
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

BROFORCE REPRESENT
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
TIME TO FUCK THIS UP!
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>>1488326
11 + 2 - 2

It's an OK high five
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>>1488336
Yes
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

HOO BOY
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
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Well now it's down to 9.

Anon needs to wake up, his rolls are fucking garbage.
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>>1488340
>>1488344
>>1488326
It's gonna be one of THOSE threads, huh?
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>>1488354
>>1488361
Buddy, you get one roll.
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
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Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488377
What dubs said
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>>1488396
Fuck you
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>>1488326
>>1488326

The winner!

>11 total

>>1488327
+2!

>>1488340
-2...

>>1488344
-2...
>9 total

>Slap!
>Wap! WHip!
>It's going well
>CRRRACK!
>Until you used Muscles to do the last palm-slap
>J: "AH!
>You misjudged your strength
>Justin has a damn Indian tan all across his palm and each finger
>He's holding his right wrist
>Hissing
>Ju: "SHHHH AAAA! AAA!"
>J: "Oh my gosh."
>Ju: "Dude! You're beast-hand just gave me dead arm! I can't feel anything up to my elbow! FFFF-"
>Jackie swoops in, pulling some weird cream from out of her back pocket
>J: "Givvit here."
>Ju: "Don't touch it!"
>J: "Lemme see it!"
>She inspects that hand pretty intensely

>J: "Oh, you big baby."
>She smears the cream on in a thin layer.
>J: "He just took the upper layer off. You'd get way worse on a bike."
>Ju: "How would you know?"
>Jacke stands up, admiring her handiwork
>J: "I spend all day skating in short-shorts dude. Do you think I'm out here with no protection?"
>Muscles twitches
>A: "No."
>You scold him
>He calms himself...
>Until Sabrina startles him
>S: "Oh, H-hey guys are you excited about ga-THWACK!"
>S: "EEP!"
>Her dress is six inches higher on her waist
>A: "Muscles!"
>If an arm could laugh
>Muscles would be guffawing from his bicep
>A: "Sabrina, aw geeze you ok-"
>S: "Igottago!"
>She actually run to the bathroom
>Ju: "I gotta go see the nurse and get this taped up..."
>Justin slinks off too
>You're left alone with Jackie
>She's giving you that damn pleasant smile again
>Like she's happy just to see you
>Or some homosexual mess
>A: "So, uh..."
>J: "Hey. I'm proud of you, wild man."
>A: "Proud? What are you, my uncomfortably young and attractive step sister?"
>J: "That sounded like an entire porn plot."
>A: "It is and -man- is it boring to me by now."
>J: "Stop jokin' for a second! Haha my sides are getting toned but I need to breathe."
>A: "What are you proud of me for?"
>J: "For getting out there. You push boundaries all the time, my guy. Other worlds. New sports. New friends. You were a wallflower our whole lives up 'til now and..."
>She nudges your cheek with her fist
>Her hands are crazy soft
>J: "Look at ya."
>You can't seem to respond
>A blush has eaten your head
>A: "I- well I- psssh. FF hum. I-"
>J: "Make sure you invite me along on those sometime."
>A: "Well-"
>J: "There's no better adventure than one you take together."
>The bell rings
>Off Jackie goes
>J: "Byenon! See ya at the game!"
>A: "B-...buh."

>You are alone at school
>You have some classes before school
>It's Friday
>So your classes are different today
>First Class is Theatre
>You don't like Theatre
>Because Theatre is the only class you share with Marco and Star Butterfly
>You 'could' skip it
>You could also run from all your other problems though


What do?
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>>1488468
Don't skip, go to class.
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>>1488468
Yeah, let's skip it. Theatre is dumb.
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>>1488468
Eeeeugh...

We want good grades... Dammit man.

Yeah... Take it. Don't look at either of them in the eyes.

But mind read Marco. See if he still has that shit, knockoff arm
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>>1488468
>Go to class
>Hide in a high ground position
>When Marco comes by, greet him Master Asia Style.
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>>1488468
Just go
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>>1488468
Go to theater. Just keep out head don and take any kind of minor, backstage duties. DO NOT DRAW ATTENTION
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>>1488468
Dont skip,we didnt get here by being a goddamm pussy.
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Go to theater, star and Marco are nothing to us now.
They stay away from us, and we won't autism them
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>>1488468
GO TO CLASS
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>>1488468
Don't be a bitch-mewgga. Go to class.
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>>1488468
>>1488488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AoN6mr3cQ8
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>>1488468
Skip drama. Let's go find somewhere to research swamp Drakes.
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>>1488468
Go, might increase a stat
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>>1488518
You know anywhere we could go to do that? And we have other classes to attend, man.
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>>1488468
educayshun nigga, we goin to class
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go to class
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>>1488468
GOT TO CLASS YOU PUSSY
FACE YOUR PROBLEM WITH MANLY SPIRIT AND DETERMINATION
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>>1488523
Library dimension. We could come back for our next class.
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>>1488468
Just go to class. We've got nothing else to do.
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>>1488541
We have like a hundred things we could be doing right now.
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>>1488531
>Library Dimension
We've been over this. That's not how it works. Anon needs to know a library dimension exists if we wants to be able to go there. It's the same with Quest Buy.
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Time to count

DEM VOTES!
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13024214/r
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>>1488586
>No option to hold hands
Shit poll
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>>1488586
STOP POSTING THE LINK TO THE FUCKING RESULTS
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>>1488468
GO TO CLASS
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>>1488586
>posting Discord shit in the thread
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>>1488468
Go to class.
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THE VOTES

>SKIP THEATRE
2 votes

>FACE THE DAY
13 votes

>You know you haven't come this far
>Not this fucking far just to keep running from a pair of people you barely know
>Well, you used to know Marco...
>Before Star came around you were sleepover buddies
>Then Nightlight Knights
>Then Playthrough Pals
>You thought your friendship was really special
>Especially since it was one out of the four you've ever had with other kids
>Everybody always seemed to leave you
>Or be taken away
>Even Marco
>A part of you wonders what will take Jackie, Janna, Justin and your new bros away
>Then you grip your backpack so tight the straps begin to fray
>A: "Nothing's taking them away. If fate tries to take what's mine again I'll do Mom did."
>Destroy the world
>You grin inwardly as that dramatic edginess fuels your entrance to theatre
>You kick open the doors
>Do a pose
>You spot a brown haired head attached to a red hoodie
>A: "MarrrcoooooO!"
>You scream
>Nobody turns
>Except the people wondering what all the screaming was about
>He hasn't turned at all to look at you
>What
>A: "I-I SAID!"
>You slap the ground
>Do a somersault in the air before you land at the front row in front of Marco
>You land on a step
>To have specifically 8 inches of high-ground
>It's over before it's even begun
>A: "Marco! I gotta bone to pi- whuh?"
>It's a basketball
>On a stick
>With a Marco wig
>A: "What the zog?"
>You turn slowly to your left
>In the seat next to this false Marco or 'Farco' if one was to be clever
>Is Star Butterfly
>...and she
>looks
>like
>St: "Shit."
>She curses?
>St: "Was my dummy that good?"
>Her eyes
>They're bloodshot
>It smells like she hasn't showered
>Do magic princesses even shower?
>If they do, then you now know their B.O. smells like cherry pie and play-dough
>Even their stank is sugary
>St: "I made him up so Marco wouldn't get a demeeerrrrrit hehee!"
>You've seen tired
>You've been tired
>This is utter emptiness of the spirit
>Girl's acting like she's drunk
>St: "He's a fake Marco! I call him 'Make-arco-ee! Heehehe wait..."
>She pauses, taking you in
>In a flash she seems to have remembered your entire five-minute history

cont
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Here. A higher-quality version.
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>>1488644
Me make guide for Quest
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>>1488668
Monstar is pretty cute.
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>>1488644
>>1488644

FLASHBACK

>A: "Hey, Barko! My dog. You ready to smash through Legend of the Dragoon this weekend?"
>M: "What? Oh, sorry Anon haha I can't really chill tomorrow."
>A: "Oh. Family night? I- I get it man."
>M: "No, actually I just got other plans."
>A: "You-...you cancelled our plans for better ones?"
>M: "No! NONonono! More like just...totally forgot them? Haha. Silly me."
>St: "Hey! Hey Marco! Is this your friiiiend!? Hi new friend!"
>A: "Who in the sparkly tits of the pit-lords is this?"
>M: "Buh- Uhm. Anonymous? This is Star Butterfly."
>St: "Hellooo!"
>A: "She's a Princess."
>You remember the most mad you've ever been in your life
>Your second birthday
>When your dad knocked out the birthday clown and took all your presents
>In front of your classmates
>That felt like a spark in comparison to the split second hell-fire of fury that lit your soul
>When you met Star Butterfly
>The same day you met her was the day your Dad showed you what a flying Armbar was
>By demonstrating on your Mom
>With you tied to a chair
>He didn't understand why you were both so man
>Mom had to go to the doctor
>Dad didn't want to pay
>Mom was clearly hamming up her pain because she was almost out of pills
>You tried to make them stop
>Dad beat the shit out of you
>Mom was at her worst that day
>She cheered him on
>She cheered...him on
>About teaching 'you' some respect

>That same day you still had to go to school
>The only solace you had was that the weekend was going to be spent at Marcos
>You used to love being at the Diaz's
>His parents are the nicest people to ever live
>They'd let you both stay up all night
>Play your vidya
>Be loud
>Have fun
>When you met Star all of that was gone in the exact same instant you met this...
>Sparkly
>Rainbow shooting
>Butterfly spitting
>Glitter Dripping
>Fucking ACTUAL MEMBER OF ROYALTY
>You opened your mouth and you said something AWFUL to her
>The most heinous
>Vile
>Putrid shit you come up with
>All on the spot
>Must have been a pretty good roll
>So, she punched you
>Hard
>Harder than you had ever been hit
>You're pretty sure she cracked part of your eye sockets and it's why you have these crazy dark rings around them

>Now she's here
>In front of you
>With all the same questions she had before

>St: "Wait just a minute...YOU don't have the Muffintops!"
>Or, maybe less
>St: "It's you! Hipponymomynos!"
>Close
>St: "Mean boy! Y-y-you're the mean Magic boy! OoooO! I'd tell you hwat if I wasn't...so...tired."
>She's nearly melted into her chair
>Br: "Does that girl have Autism or something?"
>Oh shit
>It's Brittney
>On stage
>Of course
>Br: "Hey, Non."
>A: "What the hell are you doing here?"
>She's in full Uniform
>Br: "It's game day. We're touring all the classes to get them hype."
>She snaps her fingers
>All the cheerleaders come out and do...
>Wow
>That is a very well choreographed series of bootyshakes
>Wowr
>The students are stoked
>Br: "So remember, Possums! It's what we do!"

Mad cheering

cont
>>
>>1488706
>>1488706

>Br: "Hey."
>A: "What?"
>Br: "Wanna come with?"
>A: "Uh..."
>Br: "I can get you a hallpass."

>Seems you have a CHOICE

>Investigate the MISSING MARCO

or

>JOIN BRITTNEY AND THE CHEER SQUAD

>Sabrina's there
>She has an ice-pack on her butt, under her skirt
>She averts her eyes when you look at her
>Glances back
>Then wiggles her fingers in hello

WHAT DO?
>>
>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
Tell her we're busy enacting revenge. She'll understand
>>
>>1488716
let's go with Brittney.

Also, punch Star in the face before you leave, knock her out. She needs a nap. Aim for chin.
>>
>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
This is the perfect opportunity to get Star on our side and fuck Marco even more.Lets tell her how Marco replaced us with her and how she is getting replaced.
>>
>>1488716
Let's join Brittney. Marco has his own problems, and his COOL NEW FRIEND can help him.
>>
>>1488716
Thank her.

But we have to go kick somebody's ass. HARD. Investigate missing Marco.

Because fuck me if reading that fucking story didn't make me want to fuck somebody up.
>>
>>1488716
Just tell her we're staying back to enforce the order for once. She'll take that answer.

And then we investigate missing Marco.
>>
>>1488716
Thank Brittany for the offer, but...
>>Investigate the MISSING MARCO

We're gonna find our 'FRIEND' then give him a piece of our mind.
>>
>>1488716
>JOIN BRITTNEY AND THE CHEER SQUAD
Well that sounds cool
I'm down
>>
>>1488716
>"Sorry Britt. But I have personal business to settle."
>finger-wave back at Sabrina
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
>>
>>1488716
>>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
>>Thank Brittney for the invite but we have some revenge to do.
>>
Investigation of the Marco, we had our fill of slice of Life, now we go to the plot
>>
>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
Let's nip this evil monster arm business in the bud.
>>
>>1488716
Investigate Missing Marco
>>
>>1488716
>JOIN BRITTNEY AND THE CHEER SQUAD
>>
Could we not use the word revenge in front of Star? Marco's her homie, no sense antagonizing further if we ARE investigating it.
>>
>>1488734
>>1488739
>>1488743
Supporting.
>>
>>1488716
Let's get to the bottom of Marco's arm thing. Also, say sorry to Sabrina before we leave to do that.
>>
Bfb can heal butt slaps?
>>
>>1488706
>>You opened your mouth and you said something AWFUL to her
>>The most heinous
>>Vile
>>Putrid shit you come up with
>>All on the spot

You're waifu a shit
>>
Did.. we call her a jew?
>>
>>1488736
What piece of our fucking mind!?

>>1488732
Why are we going to go kick his ass?! That'll ruin our fucking rep!

>>1488742
What revenge!? I thought our revenge was just going to be doing better than him in school, not hunting him down and beating him up!
>>
>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
Oh, and apologize to Sabrina, I guess.
>>
>>1488716
>>JOIN BRITTNEY AND THE CHEER SQUAD
>>
>>1488766
That was never our revenge. That was our revenge to Dad for not being a deadbeat piece of shit. And prove to Mom we wont be a worthless whore like she is.

He ditched Anon. And our rep will be fine. As long as he isn't dead.
>>
>>1488736
>>1488716
Oh, also. Say hello to Sabrina and apologize.
>>
>>1488766
You think so small, revenge is not about physical harm. It's all about the mind. Save Marco and Star won't have the excuse of solving her own problems. Star will also acknowledge to herself that she's useless.
>>
>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
And of course, apologize to Sabrina.
>>
>>1488716
Supporting:
>>1488739
>>
>>1488716
>>1488739
>Also, BfB Sabrina's butt. She seems like she needs it.
>>
>>1488716
Join brittney
>>
>>1488810
Im down for that
>>
>>1488716

>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
>>
>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
and apologize to Sabrina for her butt
>>
It is time...to COUNT!
>>
>>1488909
We really should take the time to hang out with them for a while.
At least at some point in the relatively near future.
>>
>>1488982
oh totally. but I think for a lot of us here, it's just about a matter of priorities. Which is something I think Britney is fully able to comprehend and appreciate, especially after our parting conversation the previous night.
>>
THE VOTES

>Join Brittney
6 votes

>INVESTIGATE
17 votes

Oh my


THE PATH IS CHOSEN

>You don't even look toward Brittney when you turn her down
>You're laser locked on Star
>This twinkly little space alien
>A: "Nah. You know me. Got my own shit goin' on."
>Br: "With the Foreigner?"
>Now you turn
>A: "Hey. Juke Box Hero was an anthem. Even if you don't rock the jams there isn't a Panty in the world that can stay dry during 'I wanna know what love is.'"
>Brittney clearly doesn't get your dank reference
>Whuh-Whip!
>Doesn't phaze her
>Br: "Whatever, Anon. It's your spot on the gravy train you're missing."
>A hand raises up in the crowd
>Alf: "Uh...I'll come with."
>Holy hot potato dicks
>It's Alfonzo
>Trying to make a play!
>Brittney looks at him
>Then walks off
>Without even telling him no
>Jesus
>A: "Maybe next time, buddy."
>Alfonzo shrugs, still looking defeated
>Back to business
>A: "Where's Marco."
>St: "Oh wouldn't yeOOouuu like to know Mr. Grumpybutt!"
>A: "My butt is a normal. Butt! Trust me! I'm attached to an expert!"
>Muscles is nodding his hand
>St: "You DITCHED Marco as soon as I came along cause you need to be all -edgy- an coool! Yer just a big magic jerk!"
>Some people are whispering
>You catch some of it
>P: "What's happening?"
>P2: "Are Anon and Star gonna fight again?"
>P3: "I hope they kiss during it."
>P4: "Stop being weird."
>You steel yourself
>This will require something you have very little of
>Patience
>You take a deep breath
>Then spell it out for Star
>A: "Listen. Marco and I fell out, alright? He ditched ME though."
>St: "Waaa? No."
>Star has falled forward, off of her chair
>She's draped onto your shoulders
>She weighs next to nothing and is as limp as a fully cooked Spaghetti noodle
>St: "Marco's a gray-boat. N-Nuh He's a Great guy! He keeps the leaves out of the gutter...he's...grate."
>A: "He was my best friend until you showed up."
>You push her off, the chair she lands in makes a little squeak and poots pink clouds
>Why does that make you so angry?
>A: "Now. Here you are all alone and totally destroyed. You're sitting next to a Broom! That was how I spent my first so I think I speak from experience when I tell you that's a sign of your social standing."
>Star looks at the Broom
>St: "Marco! Hey!"
>She hugs it
>You hug your own face with your hand
>M: "Can you just tell me where he is?"
>St: "He's...mwahhh!"
>When Star yawns a butterfly being chased by a gang of knife wielding moths escapes from her mouth
>They catch that butterfly
>They catch him and make him scream while they take him from behind
>They took turns
>St: "Training."
>A: "Marco skipped school...to train?"
>St: "Mhm."
>Star's cheek hearts are transforming into little sleepy clouds
>Her eyes are shutting

She's falling asleep!

>A: "No! Don't go out on me you fucking Psycho Pixie!"

>STAR IS PASSING OUT

WHAT DO!?
>>
SLAP THAT DUMB BITCH AWAKE.

FULL FUCKING FORCE HIT. SHE'S A MEWGGER, SHE CAN TAKE IT.
>>
>>1489007
Only one thing to do.

Have Muscles smack her ass. She wont wake up otherwise.
>>
>>1489007
>>STAR IS PASSING OUT
IT'S TIME!..... SECRET DEMON PATH!

SLAP HER AWAKE! SHE'S A WARRIOR, SHE CAN TAKE IT!
>>
>>1489007
SOBER HER UP
>>
>>1489007
PUNCH HER IN THE FACE
>>
>>1489017
This
>>
>>1489017
Going for it
>>
>>1489007
Wake her up.

NON-VIOLENTLY
>>
>>1489017
this!
>>
>>1489007
>>1489017
Motherhugging this.
>>
>>1489007
Put her on the housevator cuz' why not.
>>
>>1489007
Give her a big ol cartoon slap to bring her back to reality. It'd be cathartic for Anon and if she gets mad we can say we just needed her to stay awake.
>>
>>1489007
THIS SCHOOL HAS WATER FOUNTAINS
GIVE HER A LITTLE BATH

NO PUNCHING
YOU FUCK CRAZY ASSWIPES
>>
>>1489017
Can't smack what isn't there.
>>
>>1489007
portal her into like a vat of coke or something. The soda. Not the drug.
>>
>>1489038
Supporting. Water should do the trick. And leave her with horrible, horrible wet socks.
>>
>>1489038
She can take it! It probably won't even wake her up.
>>
Do anything but hitting her.
>>
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>>1489017
>>1489017
>>1489017

Oh...

Roll Strength

Haha
>>
Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489059
WE DOING IT BOYZ
>>
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489059
>>
Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489059
>>
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489059
>>
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489059
>>
Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489059
>>
Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489059
WAKE UP YOU DOUBLE MEWGGER!
>>
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489059
>>
Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

Smack
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>>1489068
>>1489065
>>1489064
>>1489062
My fucking lord
>>
>>1489062
>>1489064
>>1489065
>>1489068
THE FUCK IS THIS NONSENSE HERE
>>
>>1489068
>>1489065
>>1489064
>>1489062
Holy shit.
>>1489073
way to ruin a cool thing.
>>
>>1489073
I HAVE FAILED EVERYONE!
>>
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489062
>>1489064
>>1489065
>>1489068
Jesus, I think it wants us to have 19's...
>>
Rolled 19 + 29 (1d20 + 29)

>>1489059
I'm torn. I wanna break her butt but I don't want to touch it either. Let the dice decide fate.
>>
>>1489085
Another one
Holy shit the Star hate levels are insane
>>
>>1489065
Well, ya won. Minus -2, we smacked her ass with a mean 26.

Christ.

>>1489085
Oh for fucks sake, another 19?!
>>
Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489059
>>
>>1489007
Leave her be, we have no reason to think she's lying. She's just too damn tired to intentionally make shit up, go on after Brittney, Sabrina and the others.
We'll handle what's up with Marco whenever it matters.
>>
>>1489085
fucked up that roll. oh well, doesn't matter.
>>
>>1489094
STOP GODDAMMIT. What fucking possessed you? Oh look we've got a great roll! I know I'll fuck it up further!
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>>1489094
CEASE AND DESIST FUCKO
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>>1489059
ROLL FOR STARNON
>>
Dice+1d20+9
>>
>>1489108
Stop Rolling. Can you not count? Can you not see? Are you blind?
>>
stop rolling
>>
>>1489114
Put it in the options section bud
>>
NAT 20
>>
>>1489123
Tell him after the vote is called not now.
>>
Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489119
>>1489121
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>
>>1489139
This is why no one likes you.
>>
Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>
>>1489141
Nah son, this is why no-one likes you
>>
>>1489059
Say Quest...

Did you expect all of us to be this retarded and seriously consider smacking Star's ass, and not as a joke, but as a legitimate choice to progress?
>>
>>1489144
stop
>>
>>1489065
A high roll where it counts
>>
>>1489147
No, not particularly. But Star is the source of our resentment from the get-go of this wild ride.... and "Patience" is a quality we "have very little of" so I can't say it's all that surprising.
>>
Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489065
>>1489064
>>1489062

its HAPPENING
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>>1489065
>>1489065
>>1489065

WINNER!

>27 total

>>1489073
-2

>>1489094

-2
25 total

>You roll Muscles around at the elbow
>He makes a comedic cranking noise
>You bounce in place
>Spit in your palms
>SLAP!
>A: "Oh. Sorry, Muscles."
>Muscles does the hand equivalent of grumbling before turning to the task at hand
>A: "Lord Kek."
>You say to the cieling
>A: "Forgive me for the sins I am about to commit."
>You crack your neck
>A: "Because I am gonna enjoy them."
>YOU SLAP!
>CRUNCH!
>Muscles took out three fucking chairs
>You...
>A: "I missed?"
>Star flopped over in her chair when you went for her face
>You try again!
>WHA-BOOM!
>A shockwave went out, knocked over six gossip queens in their seats
>A: "S-sorry!"
>GQ: "What are you even doing!? You can't hit Star! She's a grill!"
>A: "Propane, Coal or Foreman? Your next line is 'Hwat.'"
>GQ: "Whatever, freak."
>A: "I'm sorry, Jojo."
>Some guy in the crowd starts yelling
>SG: "Hey! Was that a mother fuckin-"
>WAP!
>SG: "AAAA!"
>Yes it was
>Muscles slapped the dogshit from that guy
>A: "Huh. So my slapper's not off."
>You and Muscles lock minds for second
>There is only a brief silence before you close your eyes
>An edgy shadow hides your expression as your throat fills with sandpaper
>A: "Do it."
>Muscles cannot believe his ea- err his thumb?
>Muscles does not have ears
>You look your hand in the face
>What even is Anatomy anymore?
>A: "Go for the butt, Muscles!"
>You raise your right hand!

https://youtu.be/0ev9wDHtxWE

>A: "By the POWERS OF FEMALE OBJECTIFICATION! I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!"
>Another fucking kid pipes up
>K: "Jesus?"
>WHAM!
>That kid might be dead
>A: "The BASS GOD!"

https://youtu.be/Y-dMSstLDqM

>Muscles SLAMS into the Jam!
>Star does a cartwheel, drooling from the side of her mouth
>St: "Mrrm Mommy, nooo I don't wanna wear the tutu. I want my halberd!"

cont
>>
>>1489190
>>1489190

>A: "Hold STILL!"
>BOOM BOOM BRACK SMASH BRANG!
>Lights
>Set pieces
>The cheap Gargoyles you used for the Halloween play last year
>None have their ass anymore
>Star is doing The Worm across the stage
>You are losing your mind
>A: "Enough!"
>CRRRRAAAAAAccck!
>Using this demon strength, channeling Muscles' lust for BUTTUCKS you rip the stage apart
>You've wised up
>Whatever Star is may be able to fight in it's sleep...but not if your make her into a COMFY BURRITO FIRST!
>You've done it
>She's restrained
>Ass out to the world
>A: "Mwahahahahaa!"
>The darkness behind you deepens
>Your eyes sear pink as you hold out the most charged up back hand in all creatio-
>What?
>Muscles is exploring the target
>A: "D-dude stop! It's funny if it's violent it's just sexual assault if you take your time!"
>He's pokes the butt
>He squeezes the butt
>He freezes
>So do you
>This butt is small
>...but it's TIGHT
>Rock hard in fact
>It's a booty forged from steel
>Which is why when you go to slap Star Butterfly's rump
>Muscle's decides to pull back

>and punch it.

>At first you were going to resist
>Then you realized something
>A: "Nah."
>Star sort of wakes up from all the dramatic tension music filling the theatre
>St: "Mama?"
>A: "Call me Daddy."

https://youtu.be/MWqS4A1kVKY

>KRABOOOM!!!
>Star is kill?
>No
>Star is outside the fucking room right now
>She went through the wall
>She went through the next wall
>She landed in the next classroom away
>Then an explosion went off
>Like
>A massive, cereal commercial tornado of sugar kind of explosion
>You think you saw Marshmallow bits
>Honey Pots
>Little Narwals
>A: "Fucking what? The Narwal's a species destined for extinction their body type is so specialized they ca-"
>St: "Hrrrrr waaat? WHaaat I'm uuup!"
>She's not dead
>A: "How are you even alive?"
>You stroll out of the giant holes you've put in the school
>At this point, you don't even register destruction as abnormal
>You find star in a crater
>Her dress is smoking from the back
>Otherwise she seems totally unharmed
>Some rubble falls out of her hair when she leans up
>She spits an entire lead pipe out of her mouth
>St: "What hit me?"
>A: "Gender Equality."
>St: "I don't understand."
>A: "You wouldn't."
>St: "Fine, Anon. I'll help you find Marco...but on One condition."
>A: "Which is?"
>St: "You gotta help me too."
>A: "Me? Help you? With what?"
>She crawls out of the hole, still looking so tired she could be pulled away on the breeze
>Her hand grips your collar as she sucks your damn soul out with them Big Ol' Eyes
>St: "You gotta help me save him. A-an' get my best buddy back."

>You are Anon
>You came to school to do some Football for the homies
>Like always you've left devestation in your wake...and you've gotten tangled up in something
>Much
>Much greater
>A: "Fuck. I think I hear the credits Music."
>St: "Oh, that's a relief. I need a nap."
>Meta jokes are lost on this girl
>Clunk
>She's passed out

cont
>>
>>1489252
>>1489252

>It looks like school is going to be a lot more weird than you thought
>A little wild as well
>This girl ain't from round here
>Where is she from again?
>Oh, right
>Mewni
>A: "Another Dimension."
>Where, apparently people are made out of fucking steel
>A crowd is starting to gather
>Kids are ditching classes due to "trauma"
>Cowards

>You have one Passed Star Butterfly who has asked for your help
>On this
>The Sacred Day of Friday Football
>Your Next class was Maths

WHAT DO?
>>
>>1489256
Go to maths.
>>
>>1489256
Let her sleep in the housevator and go to math
>>
>>1489256
We'll get back to her. Let her sleep.

Go to Math.

We might have time to get with Marco and still make it to the football game.

And tell Muscles to cross another name off of the "smacked booty" list.

>>1489263
Eh, why not. She already knows we're magical.
>>
>>1489256
Math time.
>>
>>1489256

>>1489263
Fuck it, why not.
>>
>>1489256
Wake up the idiot, Help the idiot, Call Justin, mention that Marco has apparently been kidnapped, and you might be late/miss the Game. This might be pressing.
>>
>>1489265
>Eh, why not
She might wake up, panic, and then blow up our housevator.
>>
>>1489256
Let her sleep in the housevator and go to math
>>
>>1489263
NO! DON'T FUCKING PUT HER IN THERE!
>>
>>1489276
Then we demand she pays for it. Or fixes it, whatever.

Besides, we're helping her out. She'll give us cash. Fuckin' royalty, mate.
>>
>>1489256>>1489263


Let her sleep in the Housevator.

Go to maths.
>>
>>1489256
Call justin. Tell him that someone we know was kidnapped. And we might be late to the game being a goddamned hero.
>>
>>1489272
This then This>>1489277
>>
>>1489263
Supporting this.

Also, I was considering going to Quest Buy to buy the strongest coffee they have and force it down her throat, but that costs money.
>>
>>1489282
>>1489252
Oh, also leave her an note telling her where she is and not to freak out.
>>
>>1489263
I'd be up for that if we DIDNT HAVE A ZOMBIE IN THERE.

But still why not? Better than being a distraction to everyone around.
>>
>>1489294
Quest never said we put her in there.
>>
>>1489294
just in case we leave her a note to kill the zombie, also tell her the zombie's name is susan
>>
>>1489256
>>1489263
This plus
>invite Jackie
>>
>>1489313
In which case sure I guess

Hide the evidence of the crime.
>>
>>1489327
changing my support to this
>>
>>1489256

>>1489287 's suggestion.
>>
>>1489263
>>1489265
Supporting.
>>
>>1489327
This
>>
Why the fuck does everyone want Star in our house?!
>>
>>1489327
this
>>
>>1489256
>>1489268

On second thought,
>>1489272
>>1489327
>>
>>1489369
I'm hoping Zombina will eat her... or at least eat her hair and socks.
>>
>>1489369
She's very easy to lose.

Just store her in our pocket, we'll get her when we need her.
>>
>>1489369
tbf, we just smacked the shit out of her ass
>>
>>1489256
On third thought,
>>1489263
>>1489272
>>1489327
>>
>>1489384
We smacked her hard and now we're throwing her unconscious body into our room.

This does not go well with our whole, "avoid becoming dad" thing.
>>
>>1489384
What does that have to do with keeping her in our house?!

>>1489283
>>1489272
Kidnapped!? What?! When was it implied that marco was kidnapped?!
>>
>>1489369
>>1489369
It keeps her somewhere where we can find her.

And we can gang up on her w/ Jackie n' Justin so we can figure out where Marco is without her KOing and not telling us shit.
>>
>>1489398
>St: "You gotta help me save him. A-an' get my best buddy back."
>save him.
Assuming kidnapping is fair
>>
>>1489256

On fourth thought:
>Let Star sleep in housevator, and leave a note for her as a means of saying sorry, and to knock when she wants out
>Contact Justin, and let him know that there's something going on with Marco, and we might end up checking Marco out.
>Go to Math Class
>>
>>1489407
Like rational adults
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>>1489403
Oh my go-He still has the EVIL monster arm. It's obvious that he's just turned to the dark side and Star doesn't want that.
>>
>>1489403
>>1489398
>>1489272
>>1489283
SHE SAID HE'S TRAINING.
It's obviously who we need to save him from.

MONSTER ARM
>>
>>1489413
THANK YOU!
>>
THE PATH IS CHOSEN

>This is hippity hop horse shit
>You just wanted to go to school
>Do some maths
>You pick up Star
>Flick out your HOUSEVATOR
>Inside your brand new apartment awaits
>Still at that perfect indoor temperature of cool but not chilly
>You swear it smells like Lemons
>Just
>The whole thing
>WHUMP
>You toss Star inside rather unceremoniously
>Assault
>Sexual
>Battery
>Now Kidnapping
>A: "Hey wait...am I the bad guy?"
>You consider this
>Until your sentient Flesh-Construct rapist right arm gives you a reassuring pat
>A: "Right. What was I thinking?"
>You get another thumbs up
>Makes it all ok
>Besides, you think she was blushing
>That's consent in Japan
>SHHHRRRRRIP!
>You slice open a hole back home
>It's time to get organized
>Z: "Masta!"
>Zombina strolls toward you, her arms outstretched
>She walks right out of the hole and into your new extra-dimensional door
>It is only now you realize that Egg-shaped kid is staring
>A: "What are you looking at?"
>E: "Did you just throw a girl into a magic door and summon another 'dead' girl into the same door?"
>A: "Why? Jealous?"
>E: "I'm afraid for my life."
>A: "Good."
>Muscles pinches that kid's ass
>E: "YIPE!"
>A: "Keeps you safe."
>That kid amscrays after you realize you don't have paper to leave a note for Star
>So, being a reasonable man you decide to leave it on the next best thing
>Your Zombie
>A: "Hold still, girl."
>Z: "Mah."
>Zombina does as she is told
>Holding so still you'd swear she was statue if not for...
>The Smell
>The dried blood
>The insects
>The eye
>Whatever, she's really good at not moving, being dead gave her much practice
>You write down her teeny shirt and somewhat onto her stomach
>"Let you crash in my magic Room. When you wake up scissor out to me or I dunno knock I guess. P.S. Still hate you P.P.S. Don't touch my stuff"
>Guess you better put in some of your stuff
>Crash mAck Blank!
>You toss in all the clothes you can spare
>Your laptop
>Your half-burnt mattress
>Your collection of Evangellion Waifu Figures
>A: "..."
>You take back the collection of Waifu figures
>Nobody needs to see that
>Finally, up near the loft section you put down BUTTER JOHNSON
>Your Saxophone
>A: "Never again." You swear to yourself as he is seated back on his stand
>Then you pop out
>Store your door
>Walk past the shrieking theatre teacher who showed up to class 20 minutes late
>Shameful
>To make your way to mother fucking Maths
>Fuck yeah
>You still hate Maths
>You're the first one here
>Mr. Anderson looks up from his paper
>Mr. A: "Anon..."
>He has real emotion in his voice
>He makes a checkmark on his attendance sheet
>Mr. A: "I'll make you as 'not' tardy."
>A: "Thanks."
>You sit down and flip out your phone
>Mr. A raises an eyebrow at that
>A: "I can't -totally- give up my criminal ways."
>Mr. A: "Keep it brief."

WHO DO YOU TEXT?

>Justin
>Marco
>Jackie
>Sabrina
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>>1489410
Like civilized adults
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>>1489413
>>1489418
OK, OK, I get it. I'm a dumbass, I hadn't thought that his monster arm would be able to convince him to go complete darkside this easily. I figured it was something else. My bad
>>
brittney
(secret demon path)
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>>1489421
Justin, of course.

Need to let him know, can't just spring this on him right before the game.
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>>1489421
>Sabrina
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>>1489421
Text Jackie, we have an adventure for her.
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>>1489421
"Justinius, bro, Marco might be in some bad shit and i need to help him. I might be late to football game tho"
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Text Jackie
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>>1489421
>Justin
Bruhs need to know their priorities.
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>>1489421
Jackie!

>>1489425
Hey man, you admitting you were wrong is the greatest thing in the world, and I thank you for it in the least smug way I can muster.
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>>1489421
text Jackie

>"Bout to go hunt down a madman, wanna come?"
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>>1489421
>>1489433
Yeah, let's apologize to Sabrina.

Also, text Justin real quick and tell him you gotta... help... Marco.
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>>1489421
>>Jackie
Question the last person you know that saw him
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>>1489421
Jackie
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>>1489421
>Sabrina
ITS TIME

>Marco
INFORM him that we are looking for him
And you know whay also tell him we have Star maybe we can get him to come to us
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>>1489421
Text an Apology to Sabrina.
Ask Jackie and Justin for help with Marco.
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>>1489421
>Justin
Explain the situation to him. Tell him we will try to make it back in time for the game.
>Jackie
Invite For Quest
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>>1489449
This
>>
Justin would understand, it's important to look out for your bros, especially if they are in deep shit
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sabrina
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>>1489421
>Justin
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>>1489421
>Justin
>>
Sabrina
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>>1489449
This
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>>1489421
>Justin
>Marco
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>>1489444
>>1489455
These two are highest priority

If we have a chance/the time, apologizing to Sabrina would be a kind gesture
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Time to count, my friends...
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>>1489421
Jackie for adventure
Justin for possible assist and warning we might be late
Marco cuz WHERE IS MARCO
Sabrina just to let her know she she's worth taking to.
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>>1489498
>she's worth taking
Anon is really turning into a sex maniac.
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>>1489524
The discord rolls predict the future man

Anon's gonna have 7 kids with Hekapoo and one for every other gal he's met.

Then killed them all like Anakin did to gain power. The 666 roll for the Sonic Totem roll shows the true path.
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>>1489532
If Discord rolls predict things, then Anon ain't gonna have any kids. He's a sexless freak.
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>>1489532
>2017
>involving Discord shenans in the thread
I shiggy diggy
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>>1489535
Yeah, not have any kids. Anymore.
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THE VOTES (Counted the first name for multiple votes)

>Justin
8 Votes

>Jackie
7 votes

>Marco
0 votes

>Sabrina
7 votes


THE PATH IS CHOSEN

>Texting in class
>You wicked boy
>This truly is the demon path you walk

>Letting your thumbs fly you send out your memey tendrils into the web
>First
>You text the bros

>A: "Ey guys Marco Diaz might be into some fuck shit."
>Blake: "Is is LSD? I went missing for three days with my brother when I tried that and woke up with a sister."
>A: "naw you degenerate he's gone missing but it's to train Karate"
>Moob: "That's pretty fuckin' metal"
>Ju: " is he hurt? r u ok?"
>A: "I'm good but I might need to find his ass before he gets hurt. Know how he got that Japanese Dick stand-in for an arm?"
>B: "wuz he copying you or something? wut a faggofvgofuhgirtuhge3gw3"
>A: "fuk was that?"
>M: "Blueball just got his phone confiscated again ha"
>A: "RIP"
>Ju: "Press F to pay respects for the fallen Fuccboi"
>A: "he was -our- fuccboi"
>M: "I'd be down for that"
>Ju: "You would."
>M: "shuddup I meant like us messing with Blake not fuckin' gay shit goddamit"
>A: "justin tho forreal this might make me late to the game"
>Ju: "Would getting some help from us make you -not- late to the game?"
>A: "Uh...depends. I'm trying not to skip."
>M: "What if we ditched gym? We can't participate today anyways."
>A: "U guys don't have to but I'm not on the team, remember?"
>Ju: "Shit son...we can fix that too."

>OH
>This was unexpected
>You look up at Mr. A
>Some other students are coming
>Looks like you need to make a decision and fast
>A: "Just a sec boyz!"

>You text Jackie and Janna as fast your fingers are able

>A: "HeydoyoustillwannagoOnthatAdventure? I'm gonna go find Marco and beat him up for skipping school."
>J: "Harsh."
>A: "Send Nudes"
>J: "??????"
>A: "SORRY! Autocorrect I meant reply soon if you're down!"
>J: "Lol ok. As long it stays just the two of us before/after."

>Then Sabrina
>Oh
>She's already texted you
>S: "that was NOT ok what you did I am not some object for you"
>Several texts
>S: "u embarassed me!"
>S: "u HURT me!"
>S: "...Are you free Saturday?"

>FUK


WHAT DO!?

Saddle up with DA BOYZ
>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco
>Join the Football team

LONE WOLF SOLO STYLE
>Stay independent
>Get to take Jackie

WHAT TELL SABRINA?
>Free Sunday?
>Not Free Sunday?
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>>1489556
>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco
>Get to take Jackie
>Free Sunday? y
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>>1489556
>Free Sunday?Yah
>Get to take Jackie
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>>1489556
Go with the boyz AND GET JACKI WITH US.
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>>1489556

CLARIFICATION POST!

>Free Saturday
>Not Free Saturday
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>>1489556
>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco
>Get to take Jackie
>Free Sunday
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>>1489556
Let's go Lone Wolf Style, take jackie

Also, tell Sabrina we're not free on Saturday. We need to go kill that drake.
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>>1489556
>>1489556

DOUBLE CLARIFICATION POST


The Choices are between

>SADDLE UP WITH DABOIZ

and

>LONE WOLF SOLO STYLE
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>>1489556
Saddle up with DA BOYZ
We free sunday
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>>1489556
INDEPENDENT VEGAS!

And not free. We got a drake to kill.
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skip lunch for marco
get to take jackie
free saturday
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>>1489556
>Skip lunch and get to go save Marco
>Not free Sunday
Let's just get this over with as soon as possible. Also, make sure to tell Sabrina that we're sorry for slapping the booty.
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>>1489556
Sheit.

Skip lunch.

I say we take Jackie to ruin her opinion of Marco after we're done with him.

And tell Sabrina yes.
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>>1489556
>>1489570
>Skip Lunch to save Marco with da boyz
>Free Saturday

As much as I want to bring Jackie with, this is more impacting the boys than Jackie.

Bros b4 hoes
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>>1489564
Changing up my votes
>Join the Football team
>Stay independent
>Free Sunday?Still yah
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>>1489556
>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco
Too much on our plate Already
>Get to take Jackie
>Free Saturday
I mean, Why not?
>Don't Bring da Boyz ya git.
We can heal, they cannot. If Marco goes Loco at them, we'll be screwed for the Game
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>>1489556
>LONE WOLF SOLO STYLE

Awoooooo

>WHAT TELL SABRINA?
"Maybe, not really sure. Life keeps throwing stranger and stranger shit at me. Came to school expectin normalish sschtuff and now I'm off to rescue a shitlord with an Alien Princess and Jackie. I'll keep ya updated, might be looking for a werewolf on Sunday so who knows.."
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>>1489556
LONE WOLF SOLO STYLE
>Stay independent
>Get to take Jackie

WHAT TELL SABRINA?
YES FREE SATURDAY
COMPENSATION DATE
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>>1489584
>I mean, Why not?
We still have things we need to do. Like fight skeletor and kill the swamp drake.
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>>1489556
>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco
>Get to take Jackie
>Free Sunday?
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>>1489556
>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco
>Get to take Jackie
>Not Free Sunday?
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>>1489556
>Lone Wolf Style
>Anon is free Sunday
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>>1489556
>>1489566
Changing to jackie.

Bringing thw BOYZ might be a bad idea. IF MARCO fucks them up we will lose the game
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>>1489556
lone wolf and free saturday
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I'm pretty sure Jackie just wanted it to be her and Anon. So we take Jackie and we can't have the football team, MAYBE still keep Star around because she's the only person who has an idea of where to find Marco.
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>>1489595
As long as he doesn't fuck them up too badly, we can heal them.

Not sure what to vote for though.
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>>1489587
Agreed, but we can do that afterwards, and on sunday. Mostly, we cannot say "can't fighting a drake and robbing Skeletor." I mean, we can, but this is also a political power play to remove Brittany as queen bitch of the school.
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>>1489595
Possibly, but a bonus: they too will dislike Marco for what he's doing / done.

Huge benefit for us. Because fuck you Marco, we're going to manufacture every single bad thing that will ever happen to you.
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>>1489602
>we're going to manufacture every single bad thing that will ever happen to you.
IT WAS ME MARCO,MEEEEE
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>>1489599
Well, its monster arm, and they might get too freaked out with bfb.
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>>1489556
>LONE WOLF SOLO STYLE

>Free Saturday

We're booking Sunday for Drake slaying though. No more putting it off.
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>>1489608
More like
IT WAS ME MARCO! REEEEEEEEEE.

Could tell her the football team wants in.
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>>1489556
Saddle up with DA BOYZ: Y
Tell Sabrina: Free on Sunday
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>>1489556
>LONE WOLF SOLO STYLE
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>>1489556
>DA BOYZ
we gotta get back in time for game

>Free Sunday
THE HAREM JUST GOT TEN FEET HIGHER
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THE VOTES

>SADDLE UP
8 Votes

>LONE WOLF (With Jackie)
9 Votes

FREE SATURDAY?
Y 10 votes

N 2 votes

>You can't believe you're doing this
>...but you think you've got a Keikaku
>Shocku
>First, you let the dogs off the chain
>A: "Sorry boyz. I gotta handle this one. Marco might have done this cause of me. I gotta put him back in his pocket."
>M: "Dude, take pics I have a fight page for the school."
>A: "That's retarded."
>M: "Have SOMEBODY do it!"
>Ju: "B safe, Phenomynous"
>A: "...that is a much easier way to spell that."


>Then Jackie
>A: "OK yeah. Just you, me and my former best friend who might have turned into a Kung Fu Monster."
>J: "Oh. You going to one of his tourneys?"
>A: "we're gonna play catch"
>J: "???"
>A: "he gonna catch these hands"
>Muscles pounds the button for fist and flex emoticons
>J: "Haha is this what we're doing? You sport people to death and I watch? Next time I'm picking."
>A: "K"

>Then Sabrina

>A: "kkk"
>S: "wat!??? Y are you talking about a hate group!?"
>A: "no, fool I was just saying 'yes' in the form of 'k' three times in a row."
>S: "text wasn't designed to capture your linguistic subtlety"
>A: "fuk bby yew nu it"
>S: "so ur free?"
>A: "sure. I want your doughnut though"
>S: "I- Wat re0g9g"
>A: "Yeah, "Yung's Doughnuts" is this awesome place I saw in town if you like sweets you'll love it."
>S: "I am afraid every time I talk 2 u."

>BRRRRIIIIIINNNG
>Class has started

>Mr. A: "Alright, Anon put the phone down. Don't let me see it again."
>A: "Sure."
>You pocket your shit and immediately feel it go off again

>HEADBOOK NOTIFICATION
>MARCO DIAZ HAS TAGGED YOU IN A STATUS

>It's a selfie of Marco
>In his Strip Mall Dojo
>There are grown Karate men all over the floor
>Broken punching bags
>Some teeth
>His tentacle is flexing in the background
>He's wearing some really expensive looking shades
>That weird 8 year old you always see picking on him is currently being suspended from the ceiling
>He has an atomic wedgie
>Marco's status reads: M: "Come to the Strip Mall Karate Dojo at 5 o' clock if you want an Ass Kicking."
>His mom has already commented on it
>MrsD: "Marco! Why aren't you in school Mijiho!? What is this language!?"
>You like his status
>Close your phone
>You know now what must be done

https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw

>It's Friday
>The eve of all great weekends
>Legends are told
>Songs sung about Friday nights
>...and this Friday Night?
>You're going to beat the shit out of your old best friend
>Now Monster-Arm Brother
>Eternal Rival
>Marco Diaz

>Or...maybe he'll rip you open and eat your bowels in front of the girl you both like
>You gulp

>Muscles clenches his fist
>He believes in you
>You give him the nod
>He gives you the knuckles
>He still smells like Star and Sabrina's butts
>Egg Kid's too
>A: "You smell like...peppermint, dreams and crayons and butt and shit it's gross."
>Muscles gives you the finger
SESSION END! Next Session WEDNESDAY AT 7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!


Thanks for playing!
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>>1489675
As always thanks for running

>>1487857
well, no one has ever asked me for a commission before
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>>1489689
Again? You're a damn machine!
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>>1489689
You are the fucking best,did you know that?
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>>1489689
You amazing person
Don't stop drawing
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>>1489675
Thanks for running dude! Have a good night!
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>>1489689
seriously, that shit is professional
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>>1489689
thx 4 drawin good stuff
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>>1489689
Much and always appreciated, draw friend.
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>>1489675
Thanks for the session Quest.

>>1489689
You're killing me man. This is death to me.
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hey guys, why don't we make Marco wait until AFTER the game to go beat him up? that way we show him who's boss, mess with his head.

Our greatest strength IS making people angry, after all.
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>>1489689
>>1489689

My friend, you astound
Your talents abound
Your linestrokes are music!
A beautiful sound
Wherever you are
Whatever you do
I hope there is joy
For just being you

bless
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>>1489720
But I wanna kick his smug ass ASAP.
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>>1489727
I can only see good things from making him wait.

We might make him so mad that he'll come to us to fight, and if we win at the football game he'll be starting a fight with us in front of so many witnesses. We'll be the hero no matter what we do.
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>>1489720
Yeah, maybe Marco will be dumb enough to pick the fight in front of everyone and show them he's being a whiny little bitch.
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>>1489727
Nah dude, Think about it.
We finish the game, Jackie gives us a hug as a reward, Marco walks in on it already mad we ignored him and hits US first. We could cut his arm off and still be the heroes of the situation, and still not get Jackie mad at us. It's perfect.
>>1489720
Supporting.
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>>1489720
That's one thing we could do, but there's a chance he could think we've chickened out and go on a rampage or something when we don't show up on time.

Just message him back saying:
>Make it 6 o' clock. I have a football game to win first.

Do it in a nonchalant manner. Not taking him seriously should piss him off more.
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>>1489720>>1489738
I say we do this.

First because we already gave our word about helping during the game.
Second because if Marco gets angry and attacks us first while we're trying to reason with him (for Jackie) Jackie won't get mad at us for defending ourselves.
Third because, even if we lose (which we better not), Marco will end up looking like an asshole.
>>
BE SURE TO FOLLOW THE TWITTER

To get all the art in both Thread and Discord

https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest


Also, join the Discord for off topic discussion and Hair-brained schemes!

Maybe Jojo referneces too why not?

https://discord.gg/x25nASh
>>
Sometin' ta note when we fight Marco:

If he's going to use karate on us at all when not using his monster arm, we can abuse that. That's a tournament style of fighting, a lot of moves are usually designed to lightly strike padding to get points and usually only target the upper body. You never want to rely on those moves in a street fight, the majority of them are near useless when compared to actually good techniques to use in a fight.

In short, get Muscles to punch Marco in the dick. It will definitely surprise him and give us an edge in the fight, if we can strike there without getting wrecked by the tentacle.
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>>1490288
Yeah, except Marco knows how to actually fight.
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>>1490288
Fuck it we have magic and punches that will be enough
>>
>school ends at 3 or so
>portal Jackie and Janna to hang in Hawaii for two hours
>portal to the dojo
>beat the shit out of Marco
>portal back to Hawaii
>portal back for the game
We just have to make sure to keep track of the time difference.
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>>1490485
Shoot man, unless Marco's about to kill us I don't wanna use our magic. Mostly because it's specifically fire magic. And that ain't right in a battle of fisty cuffs.
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>>1490497
It's okay if it's Hadouken.
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>>1490497
He's kind of got us out fistycuffed, you realize? He knows karate, we don't know any actual fighting styles. We might be better at taking a hit, and that's not a sure thing, but that's not an equalizer, that barely a mitigating factor.
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>>1490515
We know the only fighting style that matters. It's called punch. So all we gotta do is hit him really really hard.

>>1490513
....... OK, if we use it like that then it's OK.
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>>1490494
This plan, I like this plan. Much better than the "make him wait" plan. If we make Marco wait, he might think we're chicken. And we're anything but chicken.
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So guys, now that we know where Marco is how about we take Star out of our house and chuck her into the dojo where Marco's at?

She's extremely tired and will prolly be napping all day, so it's not like she'll go anywhere. And even if she does wake up and wander off, she'll no doubt arrive for the Monster Arm battle.

And I don't want her waking up and touching our stuff.
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>>1490725
We can do that when we meet him at that time.

Otherwise, we'd just be meeting him early.
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>>1490494
Oh nice, and we can get an app that can track different timezones easily too
>>
ETA until quest return?

I hate livin in different timezone
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>>1491733
The next session will resume about 23 hours from now, friend.
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>>1491752
Oh fekking fek. Thanks.

Btw, why didnt we invite Janna?
And also Quest, where the heck is chantelle? She got gud bootay
>>
I'm pretty sure we can win in a straight up fight due to Muscles being more versatile via Flesh Shaping and us being able to set ourselves on fire.

But what if we used Mind Reading to wage psychological warfare? Hell, even if talking doesn't work, mind reading should at least help us predict his moves and prepare accordingly right?
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>>1492042
Don't get too cocky, Monster arm has the size advantage and is stronger than us. But even then, I still believe we'll take down the Marco.

And I'm up for trying to predict his moves using mind reading. I actually suggested that not to long ago in another fight.
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>>1492089
Reading minds requires concentration, and takes time. That's why we don't use it while fighting. If we practiced it to be second nature then it would be fine, but it currently has the flaw all of our abilities have; their unrefined, and thus weak and unpredictable.
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>>1492042
We can always follow the canon and wait for star to wake up from her beauty sleep
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>>1492141
That's probably what will happen if we roll a 1 and get knocked out 5 seconds into the fight.

Problem with crit fails is that no matter what plan we come up with, there's a 5% chance it'll fail. And there's nothing we can do to change that right now.
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>>1492155
Especially with 1d10 from quest and 1d20 dices, it is pretty difficult to predict them and making them lower than 5% to get gud ones.

It's fucking earthbender all over again
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>>1492141
Yeah, but then we won't get our cool Monster Arm fight.

And the worst that'll happen is Marco beats us up. As far as I've seen he's not killed anyone, and I don't see why he'd start with us.
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>>1492155
>That's probably what will happen if we roll a 1 and get knocked out 5 seconds into the fight.

Oh come now dear, I'm sure Quest wouldn't be that much of a dick and insta-KO us. Though we'll certainly take a hard hit.
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>>1488668
By the way, what is Sky and Anon reality?
First time i heard em
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>>1492298
Sky is Star's totally legal and eighteen year old sister that had just recently got back from her studies in college for Princesses. She is just visiting Star and happens to rather like Anon.

Just because Sky looks like a total look alike to Star has nooooothing to do with it. At all.
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>>1492556
Could you be kind and link me to this universe?
Tried googling it but strange results came out
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>>1492586>>1492586

Hey, friend. Sky Butterfly is just a meme and (as of now) not canon in our Quest. Just keeping you off the Ruse cruise
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>>1492586
Sure. >>>/co/92649245
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>>1492606
Damn it Quest, why must you ruin my fun.
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>>1492610
Thanks mate

oh and also
>>1492606
>>1491772
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>>1492620
I trusted you...
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>>1492644
It was incentive to lurk more! At least I told you the basic gist of it ya daft bunch
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>>1492654
Bah! It seems i got schooled with 4chan's basic rule.
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>>1492669
>Trusting an AltStar

That's your first problem right there
>>
Hey there! It's your friendly neighbourhood planner here with some advice on wrecking Marco's shit and scoring points!

The first thing to take note of is that if school ends at approximately 3, which most schools do, we have 2 hours to prepare and get affairs in order before we portal into his dojo.

Now, I and a few other questers believe that 2 hours is ample time to battle a swamp drake, who we are entirely capable of defeating considering that we punched Star Butterfly through the school as well as cleave a car in half. And that health loss wouldn't be an issue since we would drain the drake for health immedietly after its death.

The second thing to consider would be purchases in the name of self defense! Pepper Spray and Tasers are advantages which should not be ignored, especially considering the wealth we have. If one is afraid of spending, even pocket sand could provide a crucial distraction! A net is also simple to acquire! Although a chain net would be more difficult to get ahold of, it would be marginally more effective against Monster Arm compared to a rope net, even if both would be effective against Marco

The third thing is mid-fight ruses. Although Marco and his arm may dodge our fireballs, it is possible to limit his mobility with a trick! The purchase of solid glue sticks before the fight would allow a quick trap. Breaking them into pieces and scattering them mid fight might not seem helpful, but quick application of a "missed" fireball would melt them nicely, forming a sticky trap!

The final thing to note would be our ability to mind read. While it may not aid in diplomacy, it could serve to find information which would drive him into blind rage, so he would ignore whatever ruses we could set up in the middle of the fight.

>Diplomacy won't work! The monster arm controls him and we have shit charisma!

Well, I suppose it's time to bring up the other tree of plans I've been working on!

Cont. in next post.
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The second tree of though is named "Cuck that Fucking Spic so hard he feels it in Canon" where we do our best to score points with Jackie.

Who knows? If we get enough we might even get a kiss on the cheek! In front of a half-conscious Marco even!

But on to the planning. Jackie Lynn Thomas is a heroism fanatic, and as such, we should ensure we maintain the moral high ground at all times when facing Marco.

The first and most important thing to do is to make sure Jackie does not think we are bringing her along to impress her, as such actions are unheroic and distasteful to her. Instead we could bring her on the context that she could help persuade Marco to "calm down". Even if we kek spirits know that this is impossible.

The next thing we should do is put on a convincing act. We should not be attacking Marco unless Star makes it apparent to her that the arm is manipulating him somehow. In which case both attacking him outright and trying to diplomance at first would constitute as "heroic". If Star doesn't conveniently provide this info then our first meeting must be of diplomacy, under the guise of "calming him down" although in reality we are treading all over his bezerk buttons which are divulged through mind reading.

The third and final thing to remember is that should Jackie be placed in danger, her rescue is paramount. Any attempt to rescue her would be seen as heroic and score majorly with her. Hopefully Susan would be present to carry her away should danger arise. With her last look of the fight being us bravely battling against a bezerk Marco, we would turn be free to use any dirty tricks and traps we would without suffering loss of "waifu points".

This is planfag signing off.
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>>1493515
>>1493576
These sound pretty good
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>>1493576
>Cuck the fucking spic until he feels it in canon

Best plan. We do this plan, and then fuck Jackie.
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>>1493515
>Glue sticks being that sticky
Maybe gluegun cartridges m8. Additionally, we aren't going to win against a swamp drake alone. Especially considering their scales are high level armor
>>1493576
I'm up for cucking him the hardest he's ever been cucked.

Buying a taser would be useful though. Pepper Sprays have a way of hitting the user at least a little. But we'd only utilize a less-lethal weapon if Marco starts bezerking.

Ideally we can literally pull star out of our pocket. If anything, the fact we have so much more magical stuff as a HUMAN should piss him off to no end. He hasn't gotten over his inferority complex with Star, and won't until her sleepwalking issues.
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>>1493515
>>1493576
i dont like this. you hope for the best, and plan for the worst. fighting the drake before fighting marco is hoping for the best and planing for the best, regardless that we can heal on the drake's corpse. I would prefer if we did it after the fight with marco and before the game.
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>>1493760
I am planning on using glue gun cartridges, yes. Now that I think of it, I can see how saying "glue sticks" are confusing. My apologies. I'm afraid I, like all others on 4chan, have the 'tism.
>>1493770
I do believe that we can handily take out the drake with our own efforts, even given only 1 and a half hours. I assume that you know of the plans made on discord for disposing of the drake, or shall I post those as well?
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>>1493475
>bringing Discord shit into the thread
And I didn't do shit.
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1 min late RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
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SESSION START!

>BRRRRIIIIIINNNNG
>You are Anon
>14 year old Wizardy-Punch-Boy
>You're level 7 and have been an adventurer for about a week in earth time
>Recently, your former best friend Marco Diaz got a huge tentacle for his right arm
>Similar to your own monstrous appendage
>No, not your dick
>Muscles
>Your sentient flesh-construct ass grabbing Face smashing brother in arms
>Er
>Arm
>Marco changed after he got his new powerful limb
>He's become distant
>Aggressive
>You may not like him
>After all, he abandoned you to hang out with...
>Star Butterfly
>An actual fucking Princess from a magical alternate dimension
>Things have gotten pretty weird since school started
>Losing Marco to her lead to you finding your own source of magical power
> Luna
>Who gave you THE BOOK
>Which was taken from you just as you were about to unlock your true potential
>Now, instead of punching/exploding/zombie mauling a big Green Lizard to death
>An excellent weekend, if you do say so yourself
>You're standing at the exit to your High School
>Waiting on a girl you kind of have a thing for
>Jackie Lynn Thomas
>To come with, while you defend you honor-aroo against Marco
>For you have been challenged
>According to Muscles, by a pretender to your throne
>It all comes down to this

https://youtu.be/ICuM2o-Vcms

>You must defeat Marco and his abomination Monster Arm
>It will without a doubt be the greatest opponent you have ever faced
>Marco is fast, and calculating
>His Monster Arm is more than double yours in size
>With unpredictable abilities

>You leer into the distance as the sun breaks free from the clouds overhead
>You can see the strip mall Dojo
>Seeming a pit of villainy, blackening the horizon
>J: "Ayyyyy-"
>You hear someone coming
>A: "Jackie?"
>J: yyyyyNon!"
>Jackie has done a kickflip off the railing and over your head
>She pulls off her helmet, letting the wind catch her hair
>It looks a lot more baywatch than your own
>Which has sort of become a big tangled mess
>J: "Ready to rock?"
>You look down at Muscles
>He gives you the horns
>A: "You know it."

>It is 3:00pm
>The fight is at 5
>You have two hours to prepare
>You have a Football game at 9:00pm

Destiny awaits

WHAT DO!?

Character sheet
https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
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>>1495052
>You wanna get Janna and go to Hawaii for an hour and a half? This dumb fight thing he wants me to do isn't until 5.
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BUY TASERS, PEPPER SPRAY, GLUE GUN CARTRIDGES AND GET POCKET SAND.
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>>1495052
Let's go hang in hawaii so I can pick up some pocket sand.
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>>1495052
Tell Jackie you want to try and reason with him first.
CONSULT STAR
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>>1495052
>>1495061
>>1495060

Might as well.

Can you tell us how much time we got left when we do this?
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>>1495063
This
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>>1495052
>>1495063
this. also lets spend one hour there * finding the perfect sand*
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>>1495061
I like this idea. Supporting.
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>>1495052
Maybe we should warm up by beating up some monster in mewni
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>>1495052

>>1495072
>>1495065
These sound alright.
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>>1495061
Fuck it
Faggots wanna go to Hawwai, let go
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>>1495060
LEts do it
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>>1495069
We should drop jackie off at Hawaii before the fight too
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>>1495052
>>1495074
On second thought, Secret Ken Path
>Purchase a Ken Costume
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>>1495077
that irresponsible and jackie wanted to go with us to the dojo
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>>1495052
>Get some pocket from the beach
>Check in on Star/Show off your pocket dimension apartment to Jackie
>Talk between them the best way to deal with Marco
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>>1495052
>>1495079
>pic related
Also check on Star.
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>>1495081
dont do this, it has zombina inside. at least we should get rid of her before we show the housevator to jackie
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>>1495052
>Two hour training to clear mind
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>>1495089
we will train so fucking hard on the waves and the beach
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Hey QUEST, when we getting fusion waifus
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>>1495087
Who cares if Jackie sees Zombina? Shes cool and will understand.
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>>1495102
will she? id rather not show her a goddam zombie as a first impression.
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>>1495097
Oh my.....

Remember, we need to defeat marco not only for your ego but also for Mr&Mrs Diaz
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>>1495106
She has to know eventually. Seeing her with Star will ease up things.
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DING DING!

Time to count!
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>>1495060
>>1495061
>>1495063
>>1495109


Interesting

>A: "Hey. Where's Janna?"
>J: "She called out sick again."
>A: "Again?"
>You know for a fact you healed that cough she was coming down with
>She looked fine
>Even found a way to stay out of the elements using that dosh she shaved off your fight winnings
>A: "Hang on a sec."
>SHHRRRRRIP!
>You pop out of a portal at the park
>Sure enough, there's Janna's little hobo hut
>Inside you find her snuggling in a blanket
>On a raw mattress
>She has noodles in a plug-in pot
>If you weren't painfully aware of her crippling poverty this would be...
>A: "Aesthetic as fuark."
>Ja: "Wha?"
>You've awoken your fav vagrant
>Who is looking pretty rough
>She pulls her hat from a nearby shelf and sits up, staying burritoed in her blanket
>Ja: "Anon? Haven't you heard of knocking?"
>A: "First thing a good wizard forgets is sense of boundaries."
>Ja: "Ha. Same."
>A: "You're not a wizard."
>Ja: "I still work magic whipping some eggs."
>A: "I'd whip your eggs."
>You've been hit by a hair-grease ridden pillow
>Ja: "Get outta here, dude! I'm taking the day offa your shenaynays. I've got my own probs to deal with."
>A: "I'm taking Jackie to Hawaii and I'm gonna get in an underage street brawl after."
>Ja: "...Ok just gimme a minute."
>A: "For what?"
>Janna stands up, dropping the covers
>You slap your eyes so fast there's a hand-print in your skull
>A: "What the hell!?"
>Ja: "To get dressed, doofus. Hahaa!"
>A: "Stop mocking me with your bod, woman!"
>Ja: "Oh, chill I got a shirt."
>You step away, letting the redness filling your ears inform Jackie of the situation
>J: "Casual female nudity?"
>You nod, totally dumbstruck
>Jackie leans into the portal
>J: "Girl, move yoh booty!"
>Janna responds in a mock Jewish Jersey accent
>Ja: "ECH! I'm trippin' Ova mah TITS again, Shweethart!"
>Jackie and her share a laugh
>Stupid friends
>Stupid girls who are friends
>Eventually you all get your act together

>SHRRRRRRRIIIP!
>You stick your head out
>A: "Whoah..."

https://youtu.be/6f0y1Iaorug

>You did it
>The beach here is gorgeous
>Clean
>Abandoned
>Jackie leaps past you
>J: Haha, Anon! This is incredible, dude!"
>Ja: "Who knew magic could solve most if not all the -cough- world's problems?"
>Janna 'is' sick
>You step in, closing the portal home
>The girls and you have a pretty chill time
>Which you sure needed
>Even if it's just a breath taken
>A single moment of silence
>Muscles is anxious
>He isn't even chasing booty
>He's been crushing Coconuts whenever you aren't actively using him
>This contributes to the good times being had
>Ja; "Mmm Nut juice."
>J: "Aw yeah, gurl get the whole nut in your mouth!"
>Janna actively tries to fit the Coconut down her throat
>Why do these two make so many slutty jokes?
>Oh wait
>You and the bros do the same shit
>A: "Hah."
>J: "What's the joke?"
>A: "Gender equality."
>Ja: "Ha!"
>Janna gets it

>There's some shops just up the beach
>Time to pick out your arsenal
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>>1495220
POCKET SAND!
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>>1495220
pocket some sand and gravel if possible. then get the TASER
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>>1495220
>get a Ken Costume
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>>1495220
OK, but first, bfb Janna and recover with magic candy
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>>1495241
Shes just pretending to be sick
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>>1495220
Just pocket sand will be fine thank you.
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>>1495220
>>1495240
>Also, check on Star. Make sure she ain't touching our stuff.
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>>1495220
Lets get pocket sand AND a ken costume
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>>1495241
we should fleshcraft her sickness away
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>>1495220
POCKET SAND.

Also, buy something for the girls.
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>>1495220
Pocket sand And some shells for improvised brass-knuckle
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>>1495220
Taser, pepper spray, hot glue gun sticks, and pocket some beach sand.

Actually, if possible, look for chili flakes or a very hot spice / salt. That shit is FAR more deadly to use than sand.
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>>1495220
>>1495253
>>1495255
Well fuck, I'm down with that.
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>>1495220
Pick up some pocket sand, and a tazer!
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>>1495220
>>1495237
changing from that to
Get star out of the HOUSEVATOR. pocket some sand and gravel if possible. then get the TASER
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>>1495253
Supporting
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>>1495220
>>Time to pick out your arsenal
Pocket Sand and a super gross nudity mag to use as a shock item on Marco.
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>>1495253
OK, I'm up for this as well as pocket sand. Double Mewgger better not be touching our stuff.
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>>1495269
let the girl sleep, Anon. God knows we need her to be awake for plot armor
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>>1495280
several hours have passed. she should be ok
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Taser, pepper spray, hot glue gun sticks, and pocket some beach sand.

Replace sand with spices and chili powder if we can.
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>>1495220
Supporting:
>>1495240
>>1495253
with pocket sand.
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>>1495220
Pocket Sand, The Superior Weapon
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>>1495220
Get a Ken outfit from somwere and stock up on pocket sand.
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By the way, we may have screwed ourselves over by putting Star in our Housevator.

Now that she's seen it, she can scissors in any time. And from there she can reach us any time since we're always carrying it.
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>>1495308
Nah man, can't scissor into pocket dimensions. Quest said so.
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>>1495308
So? whats she going to do about it
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>>1495253
Supporting with pocket sand
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>>1495311
Can confirm Quest confirmed.
Star cant get out until we unfold the door.
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Retrieve star, get pocket sand and a Ken costume.
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>>1495240
Supporting. This is a must.
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>>1495323
Support
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>>1495311
>>1495317
That's a bit confusing since we left a note telling her to scissor out.
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>>1495240
I am actually anti Ken costume.
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>>1495323
This
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>>1495342
at that particular point we didnt know people couldnt scissor in/out
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>>1495235
>>1495237
>>1495241
>>1495263
>>1495269

>Jackie's the first to suggest something other than chillin'
>J: "We totally need to make a sand castle."
>You've also noticed something
>You
>Are burning up
>A: "Damn, too Hot right now."
>Ja: "You wake up that way, baybee,"
>You've been Sand-attacked
>Also complimented
>Jackie loves it
>A: "I'll be right back."
>You mutter
>J: "Hey. You alright?"
>A: "Just uncomfortable. Kinna on edge."
>Ja: "Psh. You are the edge, duder. C'mooon help me build the sacrificial alter I'll put Jackie's pool helmet on."
>J: "Dood!"
>Janna has revealed some embarassing secret
>Also, is totally building a Sand-Alter rather than a castle
>Classic
>A: "Fuck is a shower helmet?"
>J: "i-it's a safety device."
>A: "Safety? What kinna meme is that?"
>Your flat expression is what sells the joke
>You wish you were entirely kidding
>The girls laugh either way
>Which lets you excuse yourself to the shops

>Wow
>It is SUPER illegal own a taser in Hawaii
>Especially when you're 14
>Same for Pepper Spray
>The shop clerk is kind of a dick about it
>SC: "Pepper spray? What are you, a pussy?"
>A: "The pussy that pushed your fat-head and neck ass was probably pretty tough."
>Yeah, you got thrown out
>Guess your money's no good in states where they don't want minors to have chemical weapons
>Damn communists
>What you -do- spot out on the boulevard however is answer to several of your problems
>The heat
>Your frumpy outfit
>You slap your face to glass when you see it

>In the window is a loose fit, Young Man's Karate Gi
>It's Black
>With a matching set of satin stretch shorts
>What's important though isn't the outfit
>Good for indoor or outdoor activities
>What's important is the DESIGN
>Because in that window is a Karate outfit
>Complete with belt, gloves and shorts...
>A whole ensemble
>With Shade-Wearing Skeletons on them

>The whole thing costs 400 bones
>The girls are probably waiting and would appreciate some snacks

>There's a hotdog stand
>Pretzel cart
>...and Nachos


What do?
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>>1495353
Did we grab our pocket sand? We should try to get some glue gun sticks.
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>>1495353
Hotdoges. Nachos' Marco's brando so we give the girls some hotD's
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>>1495353
FEAST
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>>1495353
>obtain bones
>buy everything except the nachos (because they might get compared to Marco's)
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>>1495353
Get all the food, buy the outfit and lets go hang, also get some drinks due to heat. Shits hot yo.
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>>1495353
Get some pocket sand, and that outfit is way too expensive. We can fight in our clothes.

Buy some nachos for the ladies.
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>>1495353
Get some food and buy and a long electric cord. we are electrocuting marco the old fashioned way.
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>>1495353
..... metal. Let's buy it and then get one of everything!
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>>1495353
necromance some bones up, and aquire pocket sand.
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>>1495353
Get it, and nacho pretzels with chopped hotdogs.
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>>1495353
>Acquire Gi https://youtu.be/G-Xh9uqNxTM
>Hot dogs. Gotta be the hotdogs.
>Pocket sand once we get back to the girls and help with alter?
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>>1495353
>buy costume to return it later
>purchase some Hawaiian spam musubi
>fuck all that other food
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Buy the karate suit.

And bring nachos back to munch on
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>>1495353
Get the food and hurry up
We still have things to do today that isn't dorking around at the beach.
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>>1495386
... that shit is delicious...
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>>1495353
>gi
>nachos
>TRAIN
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remember to get star out
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>>1495406
This to
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>>1495353
>>1495364
On second thought,
>>1495398
This.
Also >>1495406
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>>1495406
yeah we should get star out, I don't want to know what a Bored Mewni Princess with a Magic wand and a Zombie can do by themselves
Plus get the Gi dood
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Time to C-C-C-COUNT!
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>>1495353
Check on Star

Buy food
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>>1495353
Lets just get a plain gi for like $50 or something. Don't need a damn $300 Gi. That's overkill.

Obtain local food, release Star onto the beach, begin prepping with what we know about Marco.
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>>1495422
Wait...

What if we bought some shark teeth as "souvenirs", and flesh crafted them onto Muscles' knuckles? Be fucking crazy.
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>>1495430
its 400 bones. probably its magical.
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THE VOTES

>Buy The Bone-Gi
YES
8 votes

NO
2 votes

>WHAT FOOD?
PRETZELS
7 votes

NACHOOOOOO
9 votes

HOT DOGS
9 votes


>The little store cling-alings when you walk in
>An old Chinese man sits at the counter
>His eyebrows are so thick they're pulling his head down towards the floor
>Or maybe he's asleep
>A: "Ding dong? Bing Bong?"
>Man
>You're racist
>He doesn't respond
>Sick
>Free outfit
>When you reach for the Gi you suddenly hear a voice
>???: "That-a garment...is onry meant for one who can accept his-a true nature."
>A: "You sound exactly the way I thought you would and I am no longer sorry about how racist my joke was."
>???: "You rook rike a faggot in that jacket. This is Hawaii not-a Araska."
>A: "Where?"
>???: "Araska-ada."
>A: "One more time?"
>You're hit in the face with his walking cane
>A: "Ah!"
>Muscles goes for the old man's wrinkled head
>CRRACK!
>A: "Ah! Ahhh my pinky!"
>He has you in some sort of nightmare finger lock
>???: "Interesting...you seem to have been corrupted somehow."
>A: "Please stop."
>???: "Changed."
>A: "I'm sorry."
>???: "Uprifted."
>A: "Senpai pls."
>He releases you, letting your rub your sore ego and joints
>A: "I have the cash. Can I get the dang thing or not?"
>???: "No cash. Onry Visa and Mastercar-"
>Wap!
>You slap your plastic on the counter
>He is shocked when it comes back approved

>SKELE-DOJO GI EQUIPPED!
>You swear you heard like seven gongs go off


>You dash outside and get Nachos, Hotdogs and sick drank for the ladies
>When you return they've already finished the castle
>Janna is currently burying Jackie in the sand
>Her lower half is a Mermaid
>There are hand-prints in her fake boobs
>Ja: "You're next, Nondo cmon I wanna give you a satan's wheelbarrow!"
>A: "I am afraid to find out what that is but everything you do intrigues and arouses me at this point."
>Ja: "Haha get in line."
>Just before you get down to business you look down
>Just under your foot is a patch of sand that's...finer than the rest
>You thought you were resolved (or at least fated) to do this fight fairly
>You kneel down
>The grains are coarse
>Slicing
>They feel like they could get everywhere
>A: "Darth Vader would hate this..."

>You pocket the Sand
>A: "So will the Spicy Boy."


NOW CHOOSE!


>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna

>Warmup/training montage

>Relax
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>>1495490
>Warmup/training montage
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>>1495490
>Warmup/training montage
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>>1495490
Kick Star out of our room
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>>1495490
montage.
AND GET STAR OUT. SHE IS WITH OUR THINGS
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>>1495490
>He has you in some sort of nightmare finger lock
Did we almost get killed by the wuxi finger hold?!

Also, TRAINIIIIIIING!
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>>1495490
Wake up Star.
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>>1495490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU

We gotta train, mang. Throw some dank memes to Janna and Jackie while working out, though.
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>>1495490
Training montage.

Also check on STAR
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>>1495490
SATAN'S WHEELBARROW
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>>1495490
>Warmup/training montage
But before this,
>FUCKING CHECK ON STAR. MAKE SURE SHE AIN'T TOUCHING SHIT.
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>>1495490
Become huge and ignore star.
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Warm up, kill shark, add teeth to muscles
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warm up and change
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>>1495490
>Train
We facing off against someone who knows martial arts, if we don't do this right we will look like a punk bitch
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>>1495490
>Jackie's lower half is buried
>handprints in her fake boobs

Either way, do the wheelbarrow
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>>1495490
Change and commence the training montage
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>>1495549
Oh right, and check on Star.
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>>1495490

>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna

>Warmup/training montage

We should take pics ya know.

also this reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg6nWF-2HII
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

Test
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>>1495562
You couldn't have tested with a different kind of dice?
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>>1495562
>There's almost always a test roll of 19 before we start getting shit rolls
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>>1495490
>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna
Curiosity killed the cat. Lets hope it doesn't kill the Anon
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>>1495490
>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna
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>>1495490
we've got less than 2 hours. I highly doubt last minute training is gonna do us any good. In the mean time, we've invited two fine ladies to a beautiful beach and have proceeded to ignore them for the better part of our time here.

>Have fun with the girls / Satan's Wheelbarrow
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>>1495490
>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna
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>>1495598
It's not about actually training our stats it's about getting mentally and physically prepare for the fight.
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>>1495523
Changing my vote, let's get a satan wheelbarrow and then try to get some training with the rest of our time.
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>>1495598
the training is an excuse to be two hours in hawaii
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>>1495573
>>1495581
>>1495598
>>1495603
>>1495607
Guys. This is Marco we're dealing with.
We need all the training we can get.
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>>1495620
>>1495603
alright, that's fine and all, but if that's the case, we really should try to involve the girls in some way along with it.... have them toss coconuts at us for dodge/slash/blocking/i-dunno or whatever... just seems really lame to bring'em here for nothing.
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>>1495628
Two hours of training will make literally zero difference.

At best, we'll end up tiring ourselves out with spastic flailing.
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>>1495635
It will make a difference if it's a.... MONTAGE!
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>>1495635
Were warming up. Which is actually useful IRL
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>>1495638
Montages are for shortening time, not lengthening
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>>1495635
Makes a difference so we don't end up pulling anything while we defy the laws of physics and gravity with Marco by fighting and running on the sides of walls for a 5 minute fight.
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>>1495642
REVERSE MONTAGE TIME THEN.
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>>1495490
>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna
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>>1495644
THIS. FUCKING THIS.
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>>1495500
Changeing my vote to
>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna
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>>1495689
Central US time?

So about 4 minutes then.
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I am return-ed

Counting!
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>>1495721
10 minutes REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1495751
Calm your tits.
Join the Discord if you want to be autistic.
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>>1495764
There is nothing autistic about that discord
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>>1495764
You appear to be implying I'm NOT from the discord
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HAHA

RUSED
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>>1495831
>inb4 we have to wait 2 real hours for Anon's training montage + sand handjob from Janna
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>>1495836
>Sand Handjob

That is a sexy yet painful sentence i have heard
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>>1495846
>coarsefucker
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>>1495846
>Not calling it a sandjob.

What are you, a faggot?
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>>1495846
Why else is it called Satan's Wheelbarrow?

The sand deals with carrying and hiding the load, but it's fucking sand in your junk man.
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>>1495854
Christ, how horrifying. It's like a hardcore nature condom or something
>>
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>>1495881
All a ruse so Quest can get a Devil's Wheelbarrow before continuing the session
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THE VOTES

>Satan's Wheelbarrow
9 votes

>MONTAAAAGE
11 votes

>Relax
0 votes

THE NO CHILL PATH IS CHOSEN


>You have no idea what you're doing
>All the fights you've had have been wild brawls
>Magical Melees
>Sorcerer's Slapboxing
>Marco is a new animal
>You remember play-sparring him when you were younger
>He'd hit you three times before you caught him once
>So you know what you must do

>You put on your SKELETON GI
>Then slip in your phone's ear buds
>The hardest track you have begins to pound into your skull

https://youtu.be/CJrVZCbKxsE

>Your head nods
>A: "Na-NANANANANA!"
>You pose
>A: "Na-NANANANANA!"
>Jackie slurps her beverage, intrigued
>Janna has made herself a sand-octopus lower half
>The beat is coming
>You feel it
>You squat down
>Let the rhythm fill you
>IT HITS!

>You swing!
>Kick!
>Roll
>Ja: "Aahahaha! Oh my god! Haha hack! Ehhh heck!"
>Jackie snorts some of her freezy gulp out of her nose
>Janna's cough makes her sound like a 90 year old chain smoker when she laughs
>Your head catches on fire from embarassment
>A: "Sh-shut up!"
>They're still laughing
>A: "Shut up!"
>Still
>Laughing
>You snarl
>Raise your fist
>WHU-HAM!
>A boulder shatters into a million pieces
>Crabs are left homeless
>You roll Muscles' wrist
>You have a plan now
>A: "I'm no fighter."
>You clench your fist
>A: "I'm a beast."

Your training attempt has made the path clear!

cont
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>>1495914

>You can't outskill Marco
>You CAN however hit him harder than he ever thought possible
>After all this abuse, nobody can take hits better than you
>You feel more ready
>Hardened
>Focused
>Muscles flexes repeatedly, snapping himself into various weapons
>Hooks
>Whips
>Swords
>Studded Maces
>Axe-Heads
>Saws
>J: "Whoah."
>You look back.
>Jackie, now free of her sand costume is marvelling at you
>A: "Uh...yeah. I've been practicing."
>J: "Wha? Oh, yeah that's pretty cool too. You're like the Toxic Avenger if his powers didn't blow ass."
>What was Jackie looking at if not for your crazy monster arm?
>A: "Were you jus-"
>J: "Checking you out?"
>She pulls her hair behind her ear, revealing the mass of sick piercings she's rocking
>J: "Maybe."
>A: "You've seen the Toxic Avenger?"
>J: "I get around with the movies, dude."
>A: "Why do you like new stuff so much? Don't you like safety?"
>J: "Being safe doesn't mean you can't live your life...and life's gotta be an adventure."
>Jackie grabs your human hand
>Muscles is a little jelly
>He paws at her free palm
>J: "Haha, ok big guy you too."
>She's holding both your hands now
>The sea breeze wafts by
>The sun hits those big teal eyes and makes you forget all about the possibly deadly fist-magic-fight you're about to go into

https://youtu.be/dPcX-5Tmqt8

>You're staring at each other's faces
>Y-you're not sure what's happening
>She leans a little bit closer
>You feel a Vesuvius of pasta sauce building with you but...
>Maybe you should
GO FOR IT!?

Y

N


CHOOSE!
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>>1495918
OH FUUUCK

IF WE GO FOR IT, WE GOTTA CHARISMA ROLL AND WE'LL GET A 1


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GO FOR IT, LET'S WIN IT OR LOSE IT ALL!
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>>1495918
>Spaghetti
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>>1495918
Y
>>
Y
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>Janna is right there
>now is the perfect time to cuck Marco
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
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>>1495918
GO FOR IT
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>>1495918
>N
No no no, Janna is there to, lets avoid accidentally depressing the sick girl. Worst case scenario, we do the whole, "After I win shtick" yeah?
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>>1495918
N

DROP SPAGHETTI.

Really though, later. Soon, but later.
When we have more time and are alone. Right now we're about to fight our childhood best friend, Star's in our pocket, and we need to kill a dragon soon.

Also get STAR OUT OF OUR POCKET FOR NOW if we're going straight to Marco after this
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>>1495934
>Implying Janna won't cop a feel while we're kissing Jackie.
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>>1495918
Also Janna is here. No sense killing Anonbowl just yet.
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>>1495918
...... Not yet. Not yet......
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>>1495918
N
Janna is right there
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>>1495918
Y
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DO NOT HURT THE JANNA BANANA!
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>>1495918
Y
>>
Yes!
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>>1495918
>No
>Sperg the fuck out
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>>1495918
No... No, not yet. It's not the time yet.
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>>1495918
No thank you
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>>1495918
Nope
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>>1495946
Fuck it changing to yes
>>
N.

Wait till we kick Marco's ass.
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>>1495918
Yes

We can alway go for CHEEK KISS. THe ultimate beta spaghetti kiss
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>>1495918
No... but do it in a teasing way for after you take care of business with Marco.
>>
Yes, for the love of god
Do it
>yes
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>>1495968
No wait, I changed my mind to yes.
>>
Actually, yes.
>>
>Tie on Yes and No
>Janna wants in on the action
>Somehow get both to smooch Anon

Perfecto
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>>1495918
YES
>>
Not yet but soon.

Voting no
>>
Orrrr, no.
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>>1495988
That...is a good plan
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>>1496000
NO ITS NOT YOU FUCKING HACK
STOP THIS MADNESS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
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>>1495918
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I ITS NOT THAT I DONT LIKE JACKIE
BUT THIS IS TOO SOON

NO
But like.... AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHH
JANNA IS RIGHT THERE
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>>1496004
JANNA IS INTO IT FAGGOTS, WHO CARES RIGHT NOW.
BUT IF WE DON'T DO IT JACKIE WILL BE HURT
AND THE ROUTE WILL BE LOCKED FOREVER! !!!!
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>>1496009
Making alot of assumptions there guy
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>>1496009
STOP OVER REACTING IF JACKIE CANT TAKE REJECTION WE NEED TO FIND SOMEONE BETTER
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>when the discord and thread become an accurate representation of a teenage boy's brain right before a big kiss
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>>1496020
seriously this.
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>>1496015
You know this whole thing is dumb
Dont we have a date on Saturday?
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>>1496020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_PwjgvtUOQ
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>>1496015
Alternatively, IF JANA CANT HANDLE REJECTION WE NEED TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE.
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>>1495918
No
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>>1495971
AHHH GOING BACK TO NO
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>>1496029
PANIC
>>
Yes.
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>>1496026
y
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>>1495918
>>1495950
In case it was unclear, this counts as a 'No'
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>>1496032
Fuck forgot to vote
No
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>>1495918
Y
>>
Tie special events was a fucking mistake.
>>
Correction, How about no.
>>
no
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>>1496043
Going yes just to spite>>1496054
>>
changing vote to yes
>>
yeah why not
>>
https://youtu.be/tXmLRHnoSAs
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>>1496065
I really dont care either way.
Just pick something and be done with it.
>>
bastards we need to tie this!!!
>>
https://youtu.be/EpcYAvvYLFI
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Oorrrr... no.
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Voting yes!
Because I'm not gay!
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>>1496086
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>>1496065
Look faggot Quest isn't a fucking retard. You have to earn a tie event. Go shitpost elsewhere
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Fine i'll throw in a no for the tie
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>>1495918
Yes
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>>1496087
Buddy you voted the same thing twice.
Like you put the same exact vote, 2 times.
>>
STOP ROLLING YOU FUCKS!!! THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE WILLS IT
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>>1496084
>Because I made mention of Anon getting double kissed in a tie, people are seriously considering it
>I possibly fucked the thread up in one post

Brilliant.
>>
Honestly, just the reactions and fever pitch of the participants made this epic, whatever the outcome turns out to be.
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>>1496106
>Anon ends up headbutting her in a tie
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>>1496113
That's even better than what I ever could've hoped for.
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18 yes
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>>1495918
Y
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>>1496113
>Just vomits out of sheer panic
>>
Yes, switching to yes
>>
14 no
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>>1496125
>>1496113
>Not our scissors cut a dimension to the spaghetti world in our pockets.
>>
There should be a rule where you can switch once per vote at most.

This must be a nightmare to count.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPBPa2BQFRM
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>>1495918
>>1495934
>>1495950
>>1496042
>Read mind
>if she wants us to kiss her, do it
>if not, don't
POWERS BITCH
>>
READ HER MIND FIRST! !!
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>>1496121
Tell me about it.
Watch Quest just roll a 1d2.
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>>1496134
>>1496135

As good of an idea as this was, it's far, FAR too late now.

Expect the apocalypse of spaghetti to happen.
>>
WAIT, no...dammit why is this so hard.
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>>1495918
no
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>>1495945
Fuck it, I'm goin' the secret WILD CARD route! Kiss Jackie and let Muscles loose on Janna!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos
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>Quest when he comes back to count
>>
Will anon find paradise? YOU DECIDE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11MzbEcHlw
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Let's ask Marco what he thinks.
>>
This is KLK all over again
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>>1496151
Im telling you
1d2
Calling it now
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>>1496156
>not this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqwZLe-hNMU
>>
change my vote to no.
>>
YOU FOOLS THIS WAS A TRAP!!!!!!! CHANGE TO NO BEFORE ALL IS LOST!!!!
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>>1495918
WE'VE KNOWN HER LESS THAN 5 DAYS
THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA
>>
NO DO NOT

NEGATE

CANCEL

HALT

DETAIN

STOP
>>
DUMBASS WE NEED MORE YES FOR THE TIE
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>>1495918
>GO FOR IT!?
>Y
>>1496184
Okay.
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>>1495918
no
>>
>>1495981
ON THIRD THOUGHT
no
>>
YES
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>>1496201
Stop being a fuccboi and choose a permanent yes/no already
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>>1496206
you can't make me, you're not my real dad
>>
I stand by no, THIS IS A TRAP YOU FOOLS WE BARELY KNOW HER!!!
>>
Quest is having a hard day at work, and you fucks do this?
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>>1496231
He's the one who threw this in our face! Don't kick the bull in the balls if you don't want the horns!
>>
>>1496231
>Implying this is prime time entertainment watching everyone trip over themselves over whether or not to kiss Jackie or stay as a pussy wallflower for now
>>
>>1496244
*isn't
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>>1495918
>Y

I don't know what's all going on in the comments since I just got back here, but fuck it. I'm a haremfag because I like all the girls but if we HAVE to choose only one lady I couldn't care either way. Fuck waifu wars. But if there's a chance of having Jackie make out with Hekapoo as the latter rides our face and fingers the former while Janna's busy getting spanked from Muscles and riding Anon's dick and we're getting denied it from this one choice I'll be very disappointed son. With Star and Marco dressed in full princess garb watching on the sidelines, tied up and sitting in each others laps with nothing to do but watch and grind.
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>>1496231
I'm pretty sure QM knew exactly how we'd react given this situation. He knew what he was signing up for with that prompt. And you gotta admit, it's pretty damn entertaining.
>>
Bless, my friends....

It is time.

To count.

May all votes stop here. The train is leaving the station
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FUCK YOU QUEST
LOOK AT WHAT YOU WROUGHT
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>>1496266
I WAS TOO LATE.
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>>1496266
YOU KILLED THE STARNON YOU FUCK
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>>1496267
Hush Fool
Only we are to blame for this madness

>>1496271
Starnon was sunk before its maiden voyage.
Enjoy Jacknon sweet prince.
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>>1496271
Staranon was never a thing. Why are you upseT?
>>
>They don't realize Marco is gonna padme Jackie on his path to true darkness
>This will lead anon on true demon path
>This all result in Star on anons side to stop the marco
Starfags win- what a fresh hell this is
>>
So what's the final tally? My count it's

21-Y
21-N

Because SOME PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES who don't delete their old irrelevant vote when they switch! So my count's probably all fucked up.
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>>1496308
It's the true path
>>
we could have prevented this.
>>
What if the special event for a tie is star portals out of the door as we go in for the kiss and we end up making out with her on accident?
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>>1496328
That's not it because no one likes her.
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>>1496328
She cant get out without unfolding the portable door
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>>1496311
>implying the true path isn't the multiversal Harem route

Keep working on those magic gains and it'll work out eventually.
>>
THE VOTES

>The Most votes in Anon vs The Universe history

YES
>21 votes

NO
>19 votes


https://youtu.be/J95gaG7MYQY

>You have no idea how things changed so fast
>You've known Jackie for a week
>How did things grow so quickly?
>How did your awful life keep you so busy that a girl like this passed you by...for so long?
>There is good in this world
>Just enough to fight for
>...and some of it's right here in front of you
>Right here
>Holding your hand
>You're nearly frozen
>You can't breathe
>You nearly walk away, right then and there
>Until your eyes hit hers...and she doesn't
>Look
>Away
>Her smile
>Her smell
>The way she holds your hands
>Just like how she held your head when you were so tired you couldn't think
>Like she waited for you
>Wanted to save YOU when you went off to save the day like a suicidal fool
>Just like she believed in you when you stumbled through the social graces
>When you crashed through the skate park
>When you were a whole world away...she never once forgot about you
>She's really here
>Here for you
>Someone who actually cares

>You just fucking do it
>You kiss her
>Right on the mouth

>She freezes at first
>Jumps
>You can't see her face
>Your eyes are shut so tight you're seeing stars
>Not to mention how your head is spinning
>You pull back
>Your whole body is on fire
>Your breath is short
>So is hers
>She never thought you'd-
>J: "You just...went for it."
>You feel like a mountain of limp noodles
>Gotta do something, smooth guy
>You stammer
>You nearly throw up
>She squeezes your fingers
>The whole world stops
>Somehow, words come
>A: "I'm not letting you go. Life's too short for bullshitting. There's no room for cowards when everything good can just...slip away."
>You reach up
>Grab her face
>A: "I'm gonna hang on to you. I don't care what fate says. I don't care what comes. I care about YOU, Jackie Lynn Thomas."
>She smiles
>Holds your hand
>J: "This- this is so cheesy."
>She's tearing up
>A: "I know. Wanna kiss again?"
>J: "No. You're being a dork and I'll laugh in the middle of it."
>A: "O-"
>Ja: "HwwooOOOOOooooOweee! Go NOOON! GO JACK-ATTACK! BRINGIN' IT IN FROM BACK!"

>At least you're being applauded
>Even if it's by your only other friend who's a grill
>Congrats, Anonymous
>Your status as Spaghetti Lord is eternal
>...but you know longer have that feel
>That feel of no gf
>A: "What do you...I mean. What do WE do now?"
>Jackie does the impossible and smooches your cheek
>Looks you dead in the face


ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

>THE GIRL WITH THE OCEAN'S EYES<


CONGRATULATIONS!
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>>1496345
YES JANNA AND STAR BTFO! JACKIE WINS THE ANON BOWL!
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>>1496345
ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWEAH
>>
Awww yeah!!!
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>>1496347
>Implying Anon won't have Jackie, Janna, Hekapoo, and maybe Sabrina by the end of the quest by the rate we've been going.
>Absolutely plebian taste.
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>>1496345
KEK-A-DOODLE-DOO MARCO

WE SMOOCH BUDDIES NOW.
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>>1496345
Is it a fucking routelock?
What about sabrina?
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>>1496345
>One vote change would have brought a tie
Well st least Marco got cucked
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>>1496356
We should probably breach that sooner than later
>>
Until Quest comes right out and says that there is no possibility of poly/harem I'm keeping calm and moving on. Though I'm still okay with Jackie, she's nice and Janna's still a great bro/henchlady.
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>>1496345
Glorious
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>>1496345
I can't wait to rub this into Marco's face.
Maybe we kiss him, and say something gay like
>"That's Jackie's lips you just tasted."
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>>1496356
Who?
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>>1496364
We have to save that for the last.
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>>1496345
MY OH MY

YOU'VE GROWN TO BE A FINE YOUNG MAN
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>>1496365
Girl we goin on a date with on Saturday, one of the cheerleaders. Ride along with Queen Bitch, very timid in person.
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>>1496368
I know I was just being an ass hole.
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>>1496356
HahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KNOW you wanna think about Sabrina.
We'll get to that poor girl later.
Not that she actually mattered to anyone anyway.
>>
FUCK Marco, traitorous bitch
Fuck Jackie, non-traitorous bitch
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>>1496364
When we reveal this to Marco we have to do it THROUGH TELEPATHY
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>>1496345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQMcvHgZHcE

This was sweet. But..... can we go beat Marco up now? I've had enough teen drama, I want to beat someone up.
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>>1496345
Yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxdutl_BOmI
>>
>>1496371
Fuck Janna,allies/minion bitch
Dont fuck susan/zombina?,minion bitch
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>>1496374
>images included
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>>1496379
No on both counts
>>
>Jackie does the impossible and smooches your cheek
so was that a platonic smooch or are we not route-locked?
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>>1496345
shit anons.... we might need to be wary of a nice boat end now...
>>
Meanwhile marco starts crying and doesnt know why
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>>1496395
Dont ya dare jinx it
>>
Time to cuck jackie
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>>1496345
Ah.

Heh.

I remember why I stopped playing questd now.
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>>1496408
Shut up ligger. Not even your own filthy ligger parent and ligger-lover parent loves you.
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>>1496408
>Disgusting fucking Ligger complains

This isn't fucking news, this happens everyday
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>>1496408
Fool.
You should have known it would end in Jackie's victory.
>She was first girl.
>She was the most normal and outgoing.
>She thicc for her age
The others just couldn't compete.
That being said, the real game begins now.
Even now the butthurt masses conspire the crash this entire quest with no survivors.
This is only the beginning.
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/13037725
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>>1496437
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>>1496400
Not jinxing it, but wanted to raise questions how far deep we want to go down the harem route now that the die is cast. Is anon the kind of guy to two-time (three-time? four-time?) a girl, particularly one who has come to care directly about him even though he knows he's that big of wreck on the inside and out. Does he just shrug it off with a "hey, we've only REALLY known each other for, like a week. Bitches be crazy" kind of attitude. And if anon DID do that, it would give a perfectly valid reason for Jackie to dive straight into the arms of 'The Safe Kid' on the rebound.
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>>1496444
Exactly.
Only the dead will know peace from the evil brought about by this situation.
Plan for the worse boys, maybe we'll all be pleasantly surprised.
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>>1496437
>was kissing jackie part of your plan
Of course
>well congratulations you lost the vote, what's the next part of your plan.
Crashing this quest
>votes to cuck jackie
WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>1496452
Rude.
Also

>Not continuing with the alphaness later on in the quest and taking both the ladies out on a date to reenact the "A WHOOOLE NEEWWW WOOORRRLLLLDDD scene from Aladdin but with scissors.
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>>1496456
You mean Scissors+Manta cloack
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>>1496471
Fund it.
>>
Is.. quest done running? Am I here for no reason?
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>>1496486
He said he was gonna post a session closing post some time ago
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>>1496486
>Am I here for no reason?
arent we all, anon?
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>>1496345
>>1496345

Session Epilogue

>Your whole world has changed
>The sun shines brighter
>The ocean breeze is so fresh
>So clean
>You're looking at this girl
>Your first girl
>The BEST girl
>The first and only girl you've had this feeling with
>S-sort of
>Your crush on Janna is lingering in your head
>You can see her now
>She won't look at you or Janna
>She's looking down
>At a crab
>She's petting it with her bare foot
>Damnit
>You're starting to realize something
>About you
>About how you see women...
>Relationships
>You're in so deep now with Jackie
>...but your feelings for Janna haven't changed one bit
>She's still in your head
>So is that date with Sabrina
>Fuck
>You still want to go on that!
>So is your weird thing with Brittney where you hate her but she's cool about it
>How you REALLY hate Star but her stupid annoying voice gets in your head and you keep thinking about her eyes an-
>So is that one Halloween you saw Marco in a Sailor Moon costume
>No!
>NO!
>No.
>The world is finally on your side
>For once, Anonymous
>You have something that you don't have to kill for
>It's yours
>SHE'S yours!
>For once just be happy!
>Just stop thinking and be...

>J: "I want you to call off the fight with Marco."


>A: "..."


>happy


https://youtu.be/cn9AG5Y0xX4

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>Your pocket's exploded
>Thank goodness you took your pants off
>A whirlwind of stardust and pixies and little spiders with tap-shoes come flying out of your discarded clothes
>WHUMP
>*Bling*
>Your Housevator door and Star fucking Butterfly land on the beach
>S: "Hoo! What a nap! I~ needed the fersherrr! Anyhoo WHO'S READY TO KICK SOME MONSTER ARM BUTT!?"
>The silence that answers her is the kind of silence that could smash atoms
>You turn to her
>Seething with barely held back rage
>Your nose is bleeding
>Your hands shaking
>Jackie is suddenly a little scared
>S: "Ooooo..."
>You think you're gonna be sick
>S: "Bad time?"


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>>1496492
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Thanks for running Quest! Yay for pseudo confirming that harem is a possibility.

>>J: "I want you to call off the fight with Marco."

But... How we gonna do that, it's literally in our best interests if he's been taken over by an evil tentacle arm instead of taming it like we did.
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>>1496495
Hell, it'd be in EVERYONE'S best interests.
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>>1496492
>J: "I want you to call off the fight with Marco."

...... No. We've built this up for so long, I'm not gonna be cucked out of my Monster Arm fight!
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>>1496492
>J: "I want you to call off the fight with Marco."

I'm fine with this. We can bring Jackie with us to secretly piss off Marco and then defend ourselves when Marco starts punching. Alternatively, he'll just get so down that Star will zap his arm back to normal no sweat.
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>>1496492
>J: "I want you to call off the fight with Marco."
HAHAHAHAHAHA no
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>J: "I want you to call off the fight with Marco."
Nuh-uh. We owe this to Marco,just for the old times.
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>>1496492
Listen, Jackie, baby, we aren't doing this to fight Marco, we're doing this to help him! We're going to talk him down and help Star get that arm off of him! You have to agree that he's been acting like a dick after he got that thing. I'm doing this for my friend; I'd never WANT to fight Marco.

Don't you trust me?
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>>1496553
Should be apparent we're doing this to save Marco.

Star can corroborate.
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>>1496553
>>1496526
>>1496508
You don't want to text Marco: Sorry, my girlfriend Jackie wants me to call off the fight, maybe next time.
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We're gonna hurt many girls and ourself a lot.
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I wonder if we could use salt instead of sand.
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>>1496775
We hardly know her and already being pussywipped? wheres our steel will gone?
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>>1496873
>Anon summons the salt of all the fags on the losing side(s)
>Marco is now salt beef
Is overly salted octopus any good lads?
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>>1496884
Nobody here is bending to her request.
Anon sure as hell isn't. He has personal, as well as benifical reasons to fighting Marco.

Marco needs to get some sense knocked into him. Ideally verbally, but he'll probably aggress. We aren't looking to fight him, but we want to be prepared if it happens at least.
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>>1496884
It's more about making Marco flail in impotent rage.
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>>1496775
...And you DEFINITELY don't want to update your headbook profile to " in a relationship with Jackie Lynn Thomas" shortly after sending it to him...
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>>1496884
When love is involved the strongest of wills can melt like butter to it.
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I wanted Jackie to win (althoght all the options are great), but now I'm really feeling bad for Marco.
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>>1497264
Tbf, if he continued with his 2000 step plan as he originally was he probably would have never gotten with her before someone else got with her
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>>1497266
Yeah, but Star would have helped him to achieve that goal (not that Anon could ever know that, but still)
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Is it possible that she's asking this to make sure Anon isn't just using her to get back at Marco?
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>>1497836
Jackie cares about Marco and doesn't want to see Anon fight. Probably doesn't want either of them hurting each other, considering that she's knows our fighting style firsthand.
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>>1497836
That could definitly be it if she doesn't understand whats going on, otherwise i think that she would not be as bother much because Marco is a danger to himself and others
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>>1498503
>we fucking explode mid fight with Marco
There's actually a very good chance of that.
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Completely unrelated to anything going on but I've been thinking. Now, I'm not saying we should do it, but I feel like Sabrina is the kind of person who would be super into wearing a hell collar. Like 95% sure being anons' subby little fuckpet would get her juices flowing, at least until the one and only time she tries to disobey.

It would only be once, partially to test the collar partially because she wants to be punished, but that once would shatter her fragile little mind and there would be no way for anon to ever put those pieces back together.He could mold her mentally into something else though.

Just a line of thought I had, not in anyway suggesting we do it.
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>>1502174
No.
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>>1502244
No she doesn't seem like a masochistic slut who'd be into petplay, no she wouldn't break, or no I shouldn't be typing this shit?
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>>1502174
I like your line of tought
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>>1502291
The last one. But that seems an awful lot like rationalizing it. Just put on a regular collar and do it the old fashion way.
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>>1502308
That lacks the potential for accidental mindbreak though and is at least 50% less entertaining.
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>>1502174
No. she's already a damn pushover, what do you need to snag her free will for? She's wonderful just as she is and with some slight coaxing is probably up for anything of her own free will as long as it pleases you and keeps you by her side.
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>>1502174
>Using the hell collar for sexual.

I'm surprised you guys pussied out of buying one just because Scissor waifu jumped to the right conclusions that you guys would only be thinking of using it for sex slavery.
Have you niggers forgot? Did you get caught up in all the slice of life waifu shit?
Motherfucking Ludo took HER away from us, he effectively killed Mom.
Death is too merciful a punishment for his shit!
We should have bought a hell collar and carried it around, and used it on that fucking bird the first chance we got, for no reason other to bind him to us and exact the punishment he actually deserves; to have his fate completely locked and if he fought back your mundane orders, to suffer the most painful of mental torture until his mind broke and death became the most wishful escape.
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>>1502408
Or, we could remove a threat and just immolate him alive. Optionally after destroying his army, and undoing everything he ever worked for. You know, the way people are happy and Anon doesn't have to look at the person who took his closest friend/replacement mother figure away and yet still have the vengeance we all crave.
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>>1502408
>Scissor waifu jumped to the right conclusions that you guys would only be thinking of using it for sex slavery.

We only wanted the damn thing to capture a drake. I'm the only one who brought up a sexual application for it and if we were to vote on actually using it that way I would vote no.

It was just a twisted little thought I had that I needed to speak not something that I would want acted on.
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>>1502408
You...... I love the way you think.
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>>1502426
I'm just saying, the same thing could be achieved to greater effect by using a collar on him. Heck you'd even be able to order him to commit sudoku on the spot if you didn't want him to be in your presence any longer, obviously he'd try to fight it and immediately have his mind ravaged until it broke and he carried it out for those good boy points.
Death is for the mooks that get in the way of your goal, your well-being and violated the NAP, someone that takes away someone you cherish, someone like Luna, you must make them pay, you must make them wish for death while dangling it above their heads, before denying them that sweet release for as long as possible.
It's edgy as fuck, but this Anon might as well be edge incarnate half the time.
>>1502449
>We only wanted the damn thing to capture a drake
Would the collar even fit on something that large?
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>>1502495
Quest said that if we connected two together e could use them to catch a drake.

Gotta say, anon is really edgy. He likely ruined that one football player's anus and lower intestines for the rest of his life and his reaction is "Heh, I'll call you Betty."

Dude is gonna need a colostomy bag because he tried stealing a mascot suit and anon doesn't give a fuck.
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>>1502495
True, he really is at least is one part Edge, and one part awkward loser. On a whole I agree with you because to a fair degree you are right, its just the whole "you use the collar and you are evil by default" bit that gets me. See, I am highly concerned with losing access to our Hyperbolic time chamber that is Hekapoos realm. Also, Luna mentioned in her last bit to Anon that he is the Guy who can actually forgive hatred. That's really my big bit, because using the collar is true revenge, yet simply killing him is simply removing a threat, and not directly linked to revenge. The revenge becomes just a bonus.
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>>1502539
Don't forget Mantaurman in NotThunderdome
He was just a dude in a furry costume doing underground wrestling shit, he wasn't even the head honcho and Anon almost killed him over nothing, yet still went ahead and burned the guy to the point parts of his suit stuck to his body; there's no way that guy won't come out disfigured or at the very least in debt after the hospital bills him for the skin grafting he's probably gonna need after they manage to remove the patches of melted costume.
I guess the edge is just more apparent when you take in the source material the quest is built around.
Still fun though.
>>1502560
Fair enough, I guess. It's kinda iffy though, when you consider some of the stuff Anon's been up to
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Since we have a chance to bargain with Star for shit we want in exchange for helping out with Marco's hand, I have compiled a list of stuff we can ask for.

1. Mewian Armour with crystal.
2. Mewian Armour
3. Drake scale Armour
4. Location of Armour Smith
5. Aid from her during the swamp drake fight.
6. Aid from a platoon of mewian soldiers for the swamp drake.
7. Lotsa gold.
8. A favor
9. Nothing. (Pick this for ~friendship!~)

Ideally, we would use mind reading to help negotiation, so we know when we push too hard and when we can ask for more.
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>>1503123
>Trying to skip the Drake Boss Fight with Star

NO! That's something we need to kill ourselves! That's something we CAN easily kill ourselves!
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>>1503123
>Wanting crap from Star

If she offers anything for us helping out with Marco, tell her we did it for a long lost friend, not for her.
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>>1503255
Then pick another. I don't care.
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>>1503123
No. We're doing this to prove ourself, no other reason.
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>>1503123
>8. A favor
>9. Nothing. (Pick this for ~friendship!~)
Prefably 8 but 9 is also fine
>>1503281
This
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>>1503291
Yeah buddy!
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>>1503291
But we can get armour as an extra. Are you seriously gonna say no to that? Even just asking for directions to a good armour smith?
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>>1503320
I'm willing to. Does Star really know of a better armorsmith than Hekapoo?
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>>1503320
Yes.

Fuck Star.
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>>1503337
I HIGHLY doubt that.
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>>1503123
This is just like the fucking Chains thing where everyone assumed there'd be chains in the pier and here were don't because it's a fucking dock, not a pier.

Stop assuming shit.
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>>1503123
We should ask if we could take a look at her spell book. Tell her that Janna told us about it having cool shit in it and we wanna see.
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>>1503358
>Stop assuming shit
Fucking! THIS!
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>>1503344
I meant I'm willing to as in I'm willing to get nothing, not as in I'm willing to ask her directions.
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>>1503413
And I meant I doubt that Star knows of a better blacksmith than H-Poo.
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SESSION START!

>YOU
>Oh, you
>You are Anon
>14 year old hyperdrive punch sorcerer
>You've just ended your 14-year streak of having no gf
>Because you went on and did it
>You kissed one of the girls you like
>Jackie Lynn Thomas
>Just did it
>Cause apparently you've gone fucking insane
>She didn't hate you, or the kiss either
>Nice
>She still called you a dork
>n-nice...
>She however, has asked you to do the one thing you cannot abide
>Call of your grudge match with Marco Diaz
>Your former best friend, and now Monster-Arm rival
>You're standing on a beach in Hawaii
>The weather's perfect
>You're accompanied by the girl you like, the OTHER girl you like...
>Janna Ordonia
>Who's heart you can hear shattering as she fondles a crustacean with her bare feet
>...and Star
>Star
>Fucking
>Butterfly
>The first and only member of royalty you know
>Besides Tom
>Demon Prince of Hell
>He's a dick too now that you think about it
>Your nose sprayed blood out of hate when Star arrived on the scene
>You were being nice
>Letting her sleep in your pocket dimension apartment
>You had even promised to help her beat Marco back into his Safe-kid persona, making the world a better place
>...but she HAD to wake up RIGHT after Jackie dropped her bomb on you
>S: "Oh and uhh sorry Anon."
>Star holds up the dismembered head of Zombina
>Your current only minion
>S: "She startled me."
>Z: "Mashta!"

>N-...No time for this blinding fury now
>You have to say something Janna
>You've EARNED this fight
>You promised this fight for reasons bigger than yourself...
>You will not be denied
CHOOSE DIALOUGE

>"No."
>"I'm doing this to help Star."
>"I'm doing this to save Marco."
>"I have to prove myself."

WHAT SAY?
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>>1503468
>"No"
That's for the best. Short and to the point.
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>>1503468
>"I have to prove myself."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFs-DgzVRoM
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>>1503468
no
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>>1503468

CLARIFICATION POST


>You have to say something JACKIE
>Not Janna

haha RIP my fat hands
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>>1503468
>"I'm doing this to save Marco, 'cuz I kinda promised to."
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>>1503468
>"I'm doing this to help Star."
We dont want to make an habit of making promises we never keep
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>>1503479
also this as well
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>>1503479
Supporting
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>>1503483
We never promised shit.
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>>1503479
Yeah. This
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>>1503468
"No"
If asked why
"Partially to save Marco, mostly for a sense of closure."

Also ignore star until she starts bugging us, at which point we blow up at her for nearly killing our construct.
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>>1503479
Support
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>>1503479
I support this.
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>>1503468
Supporting:
>>1503479
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>>1503468
>>"No."
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>>1503468
>"I'm doing this to save Marco."
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>>1503479
Supporting too
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>>1503479
>>1503495
The first one actually.

Still on to blowing up at Star for hurting our undead friend if she does her annoying "keep bugging until answer" thing
"Do you EVER think about you're doing BEFORE doing it?"
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>>1503490
>You had even promised to help her beat Marco back into his Safe-kid persona, making the world a better place
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>>1503468
>I'm doing this to save Marco
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>>1503468

She doesn't understand shit by asking us to call off the fight.
This is man business!
We still have a score to settle.

>Be thick as thieves before Star showed up, best buds for half our life.
>Get traded in for a cross dimensional pixie chick. That shit cut fucking deep. We swore payback.
>Life doesn't stop being hard on us, but we pull through somehow and come out better for it.
>Marco gets a fucking tentacle arm to match or potentially top our own demonic butt-lusting appendage.
>His newfound strength is corrupting him, proclaims a challenge over social media, poor, sweet Ms. Diaz is appalled by this behavior.
>He needs an ass whooping just for that.
>Also webum related.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhRw3nE67aw

It's something we need to do Goddamn it, sometimes the best way to get your point across is to beat the shit out of one another, words come later.
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>>1503468
>>"No."
>"Already gave my word that i would help out if that leads to fighting marco then fine"
>Pet zombie head.
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>>1503507
I stand wrong once again. Phooy.
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>>1503505
erm "Do you EVER think about what you're doing BEFORE doing it? Apologize to her. She has feelings too you know!"
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Why...do we count?

>>1503512
Just to suffer?
Every thread...I feel the shitposts
My spelling mistakes


COUNTING THE VOTES!
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>>1503468


>>1503512
>>1503479
Both of these.

A man has to do what a man has to do.
Keep his promises and prove himself.
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>>1503512
>>1503479
>>1503518
>>1503531

THE VOTES

>NO
3 votes

>SAVE MARCO (by kicking his ass)
10 votes

>HELP STAR
1 vote

>PROVE SELF
2 votes


ROLL CHARISMA!
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Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1503539
Oh how we lie to those closest to us.
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1503539
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1503539
Rolling.
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Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1503539
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1503539
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1503539
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

let's go for shit rolls
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Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1503539
Nat 1 pls
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1503539
No parking.
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1503539
Yeeeaaaaahh, I totally am doing this to save Marco. For realsies.
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>>1503539
dice+1d20+4
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1503539
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>>1503545
17. Not bad.

Not bad at all.
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>>1503555
in the options field bub
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1503545
good roll
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>>1503555
Get up and try it again!
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1503539
Been following these threads since day 1. Time for first roll
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1503539
Trying again to recover some self confidence
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Guys, stop rolling we already got something decent >>1503545
We're just shooting ourselves in the foot by risking a nat - >>1503572 FUCK WHY DID YOU ROLL!?
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>>1503572
Wow
>>1503539
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>>1503572
You bring nothing but shame and disappointment to us all.
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1503572
kek
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

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>>1503572
I think rerolls do not count.
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>>1503584
He fuvked up his first roll so it wasn't a reroll anyway
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1503539
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>>1503584
yeah everyone only gets one roll
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1503587
Forgot to roll
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1503539
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>>1503545
>>1503545
WINNER!

>17 total

>>1503572
-2

>15 total!

>A: "Jackie. I made a promise."
>J: "What happened to just being you? If this is some macho thi-"
>A: "It is not. A macho thing."
>You've had a gf for 45 seconds and you're already checking her
>S'pretty Alpha
>Somehow, you trust Jackie enough to be assertive
>At this point, if she left you for standing your ground...she wouldn't be the girl for you anyways
>You take a deep breath

https://youtu.be/ESBXOOMi7SE
>A: "I've had so many promises broken to me. My mom didn't celebrate my birthday for the past three years. My best friend abandoned me after promising we'd always have each other's back..."
>You motion to Star
>A: "She touched my fucking stuff."
>S: "Hey!"
>Z: "Ish troo."
>You stand tall
>A: "If I know one thing...it's that this life is NOT allowed to beat me."
>You grip your fists
>A: "I will NOT be like the people who have hurt me or the ones I love. Even if that means destroying everything in my path to do. things. right."
>Jackie looks down at the sand
>A: "Marco used to be my best friend. He ditched me and...yeah, I'm fucking salty about that."
>You raise up Muscles
>A: "...but I'm better than him. My strength is born from the pain I had to survive. From the promises others broke."
>You look Jackie right in her big beautiful teal eyes
>A: "Kicking Marco's ass matters. My promises matter."
>J: "Don't I matter?"
>You grab her hand
>You feel a little smoothness in your Ragu
>A: "Yes. Which is why I won't ever fucking lie to you."
>Her eyes are wide and sparkling
>She isn't happy about your choice
>She is however, in awe of your confidence
>A: "Now. If you'll excuse me."

SHRRRRRIIIIIIP

>A: "I have a jealous ex-friend to rescue from himself. So he can keep hanging out with the Alien Girl he ditched me for and wishing he hadn't got cucked into going full Japanese Hentai-Edge Cereal box villain."
>Star is nodding with your speech
>S: "What's a cuck?"
>A: "...Get in the magic hole you fucking mongoloid."
>She dives in
>You open a portal back home and leave it there
>One last look with Jackie
>A fleeting one with Janna
>You step through

https://youtu.be/jcXLBRLNf3w

>The dojo reeks of sweat, blood and sushi slime
>At the back of the room he stands
>A: "Marco."
>PhsssTHWACK!
>With his Monstrous tentacle
>M: "You showed up. Heh. I'm surprised."
>A: "Me too. You were actually worth my time."
>S: "Marco! We don't have to do this!"
>M: "Yes. I. Do."

THE FIGHT IS ON!

THE MOMENT IS HERE
YOU ARE IN A DOJO SURROUNDED BY KOED ADULTS AND CHILDREN

YOU ARE ANONYMOUS

what
DOOOOOO!?
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>>1503649
"If we're gonna do this..."
>propose fist bump
"....We're gonna do this right."
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>>1503649
open with a monster arm straight to the face
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Reach for his monster arm with muscles and pull him in for a close line
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>>1503649
Punch a cuck
Any cuck
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>>1503649
>Take a breath
>Hope to god you don't get stomped in front of children
>Again
>"boi."
>Offer human arm fist-bump
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also read his mind
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>>1503651
Do this, but also brain read when going for the fist bump.
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>>1503649
Analyze your opponent for any weak points. And then All-out flaming sword attack.
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>>1503651
This is wonderful and perfect
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>>1503649
Read Marco's mind. Let's see how much of this is him, and how much is his arm.
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>>1503649
Fire Infused Punch. We are going serious.
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>>1503649
Before we do anything we should read his mind.
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>>1503649
Read mind.

Make a fighting pose to look like you know how to fight.
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>>1503649
Read his mind, see what he has planned
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Like other anons have said: read his mind, then
>"Buenos dias fuckboy. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!"
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>>1503674
OH MY GOD! THIS! PLEASE THIS!
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>>1503674
Supporting
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>>1503649
READ HIS MIND TO KNOW HIS MOVES

REMEMBER WE CAN USE BFB DURING COMBAT
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>>1503651
I second this
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>>1503674
Supporting
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>>1503674
-1
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>>1503649
Supporting:
>>1503651
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>>1503674
Supporting
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>>1503651
>>1503667
>>1503665

>You're ready for this
>Still, you hesitate
>You feel out for Marco's head
>You've never actually read hi Mi-AAAAH
>You grip your temples
>A voice seethes in your brain
>???: "Hehehehhhh Parlor tricks."
>What was that?
>M: "HIIIYAH!"
>MARCO THROWS THAT TENTACLE OUT AT YOU
>WHACK!
>It hits your jaw!
>WHIP BAFF!
>He pulls back
>Goes for your legs!
>You actually jump that one
>M: "HIIIIIIIIYAA!"
>OH SHIT
>He a crouchin' tiger
>A hidden Dragon
>He's done a flying kick straight at you
>No reward for the cautious
>This is a brawl
>FWUMP!
>You've been kicked in the chest!
>You slide backwards across the ground
>One of the unconcious dudes groans as you collide with him
>??: "Please. No more little boys hurting my body. It's...summer camp all over again."
>A: "Gross."

>MARCO HAS LANDED TWO ATTACKS IN A FLURRY
>He snaps his arm
>Crosses his feet in some kind of dance
>M: "I've had -enough- of your smug, shitty attitude."
>A: "Wow. You must be Panasonic from all that projecting captain Mollusk hands."

ANON HAS TAKEN 14 DAMAGE
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Maybe we should be confirming Star has a way to cure Marco?
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>>1503701
HIT HIM
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rush him down and overpower him with our strength, we are not playing around anymore
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>>1503701
Rip the tentacle off of him.
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>>1503701
FIRE INFUSED DRAIN ZOOM PUNCH!
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>>1503701
Make Calamari out of his tentacle hand
>Flame Attack
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>>1503701
"Oh, no time for courtesy, eh?"
>"HADOUKEN!"
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>>1503714
This
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>>1503701
Execute him.
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>>1503701
>>1503705
I say just morph Muscles into a sword and cut Marco's tentacle arm then later Blood for Blood to give him a regular human arm back
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>>1503701
Fake him out with a punch with Muscles and kick him in the crotch!
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>>1503715
Better ask for Star to look for some soy sauce as well
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>>1503714
this as well
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>>1503701
OH THAT'S IT! YOU GON' GET IT NOW BOI! TURN MUSCLES INTO A BIGGER FIST AND PUNCH MARCO IN THE FACE!
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>>1503701
>Fleshshape Muscles into a sword
>Use Combustion to turn it into a flaming sword
>Attack tentacle arm
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>>1503727
Sword? you want to fucking kill him?
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>>1503701
Supporting:
>>1503714
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>>1503701
Trying to out skill and out think Marco is pointless. Just smash him with Muscles.
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>>1503730
oh please, like we haven't survived being stabbed before
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1503710
>>1503712
>>1503711
>>1503714
>>1503716
>>1503715
>>1503727
>>1503725

COMBINATION MOVE

What are the buttons, again?

ROLL STRENGTH!
THEN WISDOM!
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>>1503734
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Rolled 15, 13 = 28 (2d20)

>>1503734
So we roll two?
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Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1503734
Rolling strength.
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Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1503734
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1503734
Str
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1503734
I WILL BREAK YOU
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Rolled 3, 20 = 23 (2d20)

>>1503734
WASH AWAY THE SORROW OF THE STAINS OF TIME!
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Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1503734
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Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1503734
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Rolled 6, 16 = 22 (2d20)

>>1503734
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1503743
Fuck, shoulda just rolled 2d20
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Rolled 17, 14 = 31 (2d20)

>>1503734
strength, then wisdom
please add apropriate modifiers as you see fit
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>>1503734
Wisdom
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Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1503734
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Rolled 15, 1 = 16 (2d20)

>>1503734
Watch me roll a 1
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Rolled 16, 18 = 34 (2d20)

>>1503734
Time to fuck up.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1503734
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1503734
Wis
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Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1503734
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1503734
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Rolled 9, 11 = 20 (2d20)

>>1503734
FIGHTOOOOOOO
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Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d20)

>>1503734
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Rolled 8, 2 = 10 (2d20)

>>1503734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDupR9FXwCU
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1503759
Oooh boy. Things are going south. Here's the wis roll.
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>>1503762
>>1503755
>>1503750
Welp.
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Rolled 14, 13 = 27 (2d20)

>>1503734
ALLE VOY!
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>4 1's

Jesus christ we fucked, boyz.
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>>1503769
>>1503766
Oh boy another one!
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Rolled 12, 11 = 23 (2d20)

>>1503734
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I swear to god if we are near to the losing I'm voting for EXPLOSION
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>>1503779
I swear, we only get good rolls when shit barely matters.
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Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1503785
I know that feeling
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>>1503785
Meanwhile, we get bad rolls regardless of whether shit matters or not.
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Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1503788
Str
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>>1503739
>>1503739

WINNER!

>21 total for Strength


>>1503749
YOU ACTUALLY ROLLED WISDOM SO YOU'RE THE OTHER WINNNERRR

>19 TOTAL


https://youtu.be/qFfybn_W8Ak

>A: "Oh...that. FUCKING TEARS IT!"
>You explode off of the ground
>Muscles leaves a crater from slapping you both up
>You raise him high
>Morph him into a blade
>Your eyes alight
>That blade is now on FIRE!
>Marco's arm tries to pull him to safety!
>He
>Fails
>Your attack is all out
>Singular and full of anger
>SHRRASH!
>You slice the tentacle!
>Cut through Marco's sick Karate dudes!
>A: "
¿Cómo te gustan las manzanas, FUck boi?"
>M: "Q-Que!?"
>Your flames course along the wounds you've left him
>???: "RRrrRAAAHHH!"
>His arm just grew a mouth
>Oh what
>What the fuck
>MA: "AAH! It burns! HE'S TRYING TO KILL US! YOU SEE! HIS EVIL KNOWS NO BOUNDS!"
>M: "You MONSTER!"
>A: "You got a magic arm? I got magic fire-arm. Don't hate the player hate the ga-"
>Marco goes for an axe kick
>You barely dodge
>His shirt is melting off from the flames
>He barely notices the embers rolling down his now oily and blackened chest
>His tentacle keeps talking
>MA: "Show no mercy! He'd be fine killing you! Taking everything that's yours! Just like he tried to take Jackie!"
>Marco pulls off a flaming Akuma pose

MARCO HAS TAKEN 11 DAMAGE FROM THE HIT
MARCO HAS TAKEN 3 BURN DAMAGE BUT IS NOT ON FIRE DUE TO CON SAVE

>J: "Anon!"
>A: "Jackie!?"
>WHAM!
>You've been suckerpunched
>Hard

ANON HAS TAKEN 7 DAMAGE

ROLL CON OR BE STUNNED!
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>>1503790
We got 2 roll on 20s not long ago.
Calm yourself m80.

Really is more that those 20s weren't in more critical times like this
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Remember bois, we got funyons for healies.
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
Con
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1503803
Inb4 more 1s
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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
DAMNIT JACKIE
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
AHHHHHHHHHHH
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
con check
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
Oooooohhh boy.
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>>1503803
>>1503803

I am going to slow down a little because I am missing rolls bless you all for fightan the good fight
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
Don't die.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1503803
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503812
FFS

We should probably make it clear we're after the arm.

Also why did we sword him?!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1503803
>>1503803
The CON DICE
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
Stunlock es para casuals!
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
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>>1503825
We need a 0-9 roll quest
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
Oh Boy here i go rolling crits again
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
OH GOD

WATCH OUT
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
Dice don't fail me now!
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

FOR KING AND COUNTRY
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503845
Missed by 1
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Rolled 7, 12, 2, 18, 5 = 44 (5d20)

Don't mind me just wasting 5 good rolls :^)
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

come on we need a bloody 4
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Quest just reroll already
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Rolled 11, 14 + 5 = 30 (2d20 + 5)

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>>1503857
It's only been a few minutes.
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>>1503832
Bumping for 4 post
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
Re-Rolling for the four.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1503803
Rolls!
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

I'll reroll, since we don't have a 4 yet
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Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503857
Well I haven't made a singular roll yet. But I gotta wait until I'm sure NOT to get a 4, so it accomplishes nothing

>>1503864
there u go
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

4
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>>1503859
This is why I don't roll, comf....you fuck.
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1503803
This is gonna get pretty exciting
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>>1503864
FINE-A-LEE
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>>1503864
There it is.
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Wish we had BFB'd on the crabs before leaving. We started the fight at what, 45/50hp?
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>>1503864
>>1503864

WINNER!

>You shake that hit off with a little grit
>Muscles smacks you a little
>Good, healthy friendship smacks
>A: "That all you got you fucking side dish!? I've been hit harder the by the realization of my own mortality!"
>You turn to Jackie
>Who's standing next to Star
>Star is furiously reading something in a gigantic BOOK
>Ok, you have a lot of questions about that but no time to get them answered because you're in a-
>M: "RRAAAHH!"
>Marco Lunges for you!
>His eyes are Purple and Yellow!
>His teeth have grown sharp!
>MA: "Yessss! YES! EMBRACE OUR POWER!"
>A: "F-FUck! No! No I'VE SEEN TO MUCH HENTAI TO PRETEND I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!"
>You're both rolling around on the ground
>Neither able to gain purchase
>A: "What are you doing here!?"
>J: "I've made up my mind too!"
>A: "That's great but why. Are. You. Here. NOW!?"
>J: "Because if you're gonna live an adventure then I'm on it too!"
>MA: "I'll rip your SPINE out and -FEED- IT TO THE CROW BEASTS OF-"
>CRACK!
>Or...more like -bonk-
>Jackie has hit the Monster Arm's "Face" with her skateboard
>Anon
>You have a ride or die bitch
>J: "No more cheap shots!"
>S: "Yeah! Now, how do you pronounce F'thgan?"

YOU ARE ON THE GROUND ABOUT TO BE IN POUND TOWN

what do?
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1503803
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>>1503890
EXPLOSION
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>>1503890
combust him off of us
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get up and try and over power him with a few strikes from muscles
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>>1503890
>Saibamen dat ass
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>>1503890
POCKET SAND

POCKET SAND NOW
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>>1503890
POCKET SAND
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>>1503890
GET UP
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>>1503903
THIS AS WELL
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>>1503900
>>1503890
WAIT, I CHANGE MY MIND, POCKET SAND HIM
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>>1503890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9D-YI7B1QU
FIRE WHIP!
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>>1503890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk
POCKET SAND!
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>>1503890
ENGAGE POCKET SAND
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>>1503890

SLAP THAT FAGGOT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN ANDAGAIN ANDAGAIN ANDAGAIN ANDAGAIN ANDAGAIN ANDAGAIN ANDAGAIN ANDAGAIN ANDAGAIN ANDAGAIN ANDAGAIN ANDAGAIN AND
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>>1503890
POCKET SAND!
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>>1503890
Pocket sand that biotch
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>>1503890
Pocketo Sando!
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>>1503890
>YOU ARE ON THE GROUND ABOUT TO BE IN POUND TOWN
>what do?
Propel self with muscles into, and through, target. Knock and disorient both of us.

Start animating the everloving shit out of anything dead nearby.

Oh, and shape Muscles into a fucking blade.
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Would gravity effect sand to come to our eyes? Because we are on the ground.
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>>1503890
Changing vote to turn muscles into a giant dildo and sodomize Marcos monster arm
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>>1503924
>Start animating the everloving shit out of anything dead nearby.
Unless Marco killed someone while in the Mall Dojo I don't see there being anything useful nearby.
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>>1503903
>>1503905
>>1503908
>>1503909
>>1503912
>>1503913
>>1503917
>>1503918
>>1503919
>inb4 gravity is a bitch and just gets the sand on our eyes instead, because we're on the ground.
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>>1503890
Marco made the cheap shot right?

We need to expand the gap between him n Jackie

She doesn't have armor
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Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

:^)
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>>1503942
Alright
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>>1503890
TOSS THAT SAND RIGHT INTO THIS FUCKING EYES.

Also, shout out the correct pronunciation.
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>>1503942
The fuck are you doing?
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>>1503942
Y tho
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1503942
:)
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>>1503942
>Wasting them nattys
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>>1503928
Do we want his arm biting ours?

Then again, applying Muscles into tentacle arms and expanding sounds fun
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>>1503942
>wasting a crit
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Can Muscles turn into a tentacle? Because we can fight fire with fire if wanted.
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>>1503971
He can turn into alot of things but no one does it
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>>1503942
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Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1503977
>>1503970
>>1503957
>>1503953
>>1503952
>>1503947
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>1503975
We literally turned Muscles into a sword to try and cut Monster Arm off.
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>>1503975
>Flesh craft Muscles into a gun
>Flesh gun beats flesh fist every time
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>>1503982
Im talking about other things besides a sword
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>>1503975
That'd be a hilarious taunt
>muscles turns into a tentacle
"This is you"
>muscles begins opening and closing his "mouth"

"RAH RAH KILL EVERYTHING CUZ A GIRL DOESN'T LIKE ME REEEEEEEE"
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>>1504002
YES!
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>>1504002
Ok! that would be funny as hell!
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>>1504002
Voting to do this later.
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>>1504002
Voting for this.
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>>1504002
Imma support that.
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>>1504002
Voting to do this

LATER
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>>1504002
YES
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>>1504002
I'm also voting to do this LATER.
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>>1504002
Supporting
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>Actual attacks have few votes, some anons wanting to play it safe
>Shitposting option appears
>Mass approval by all

Never change, SVQ-anons. Never change, you beautiful people.
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>>1504034
thx I luv u 2
SHITPOST BROTHERS
or SHITPOST SISTERS if you're a futa/trap
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>>1504002
Changing vote one last time to this
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>>1504002
Changing vote to support this
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

The vote has been decided...

THE DARKEST OF PATHS

ROLL DEXTERITY WITH ADVANTAGE!

(Roll twice and take the highest reult)

FOR POCKETUUUU

SAAAAANDARAAA!
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>>1503890
Do the unexpected and kiss him.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1504002
>>1504002
Also Charisma with advantage due to EGO ASSAULT
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Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d20)

>>1504061
>>
Rolled 20, 11 = 31 (2d20)

>>1504061
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Rolled 5, 5 + 3 = 13 (2d20 + 3)

>>1504061
(v:
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Rolled 3, 19 + 3 = 25 (2d20 + 3)

>>1504061
more shit rolls woooooo
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>>1504068
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Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1504061
>THE DARKEST OF PATHS
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAAAAAA! POCKET SAND!
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Rolled 3, 10 = 13 (2d20)

>>1504061
POCKETA SANDERU
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Rolled 19, 17 = 36 (2d20)

>>1504061
>inb4 we fail hard
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Rolled 1, 12 = 13 (2d20)

>>1504061
>>
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1504065
Charisma roll
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Rolled 4, 2 + 3 = 9 (2d20 + 3)

>>1504061
>>
Rolled 5, 2 + 4 = 11 (2d20 + 4)

>>1504065
..
>
fuck I dunno how to draw a ) sideways
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Rolled 11, 8 = 19 (2d20)

ATAQUE ARENA!
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Rolled 13, 5 = 18 (2d20)

>>1504061
Well then
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Rolled 20, 17 + 3 = 40 (2d20 + 3)

>>1504061
>>
Rolled 8, 3 = 11 (2d20)

Fuck im up
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Rolled 7, 19 = 26 (2d20)

>>1504061
>>
Rolled 11, 5 + 4 = 20 (2d20 + 4)

>>1504072
and charisma
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Rolled 6, 7 = 13 (2d10)

>>1504061
Oh, so no disadvantage then?
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Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d20)

>>1504061
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>>1504068
>>1504078
>we get sand in our eyes
Fucking. Called it.
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Rolled 12, 5 = 17 (2d20)

>>1504065
Buuuuurn!
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>>1504094
We also got two 20's that cancelled them out.
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Rolled 2, 9 = 11 (2d20)

>>1504065
Cha roll
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>>1504094
does it still count crit fails with advantage?
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Rolled 17, 4 = 21 (2d20)

>>1504061
POCKET SAND!

ITS NOT FIGHTING DIRTY
BECAUSE IT'S NOT DIRT
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Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d1)

>>1504061
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>>1504103
Nice
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>>1504106
Wanker.
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>>1504094
>advantage
GET FUCKED CRIT FAILS
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>>1504094
whoops. Misread.

I thought the 8 for strength was also applied to the Sand, and that we rolled double 1's for Sand.

Turns out that the 8's are just for Strength.
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Rolled 12, 20 = 32 (2d20)

>>1504065
>>
Rolled + 1 (0d0 + 1)

>>1504110
Steady watch me navigate
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>>1504103
17 + 3 = 20!


>>1504106
HAH. COME ON MAN
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Rolled 6, 15 = 21 (2d20)

>>1504061
>>
>>1504114
>strength
I am on a misreading roll.
Turns out it's for Charisma.
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Rolled 4, 19 = 23 (2d20)

>>1504065
>>
Rolled 16, 1 + 3 = 20 (2d20 + 3)

>>1504061
rollan
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Rolled 20, 13 = 33 (2d20)

>>1504061
>>
Rolled 9, 18 = 27 (2d20)

>>1504061
>>
>>1504068
>>1504068

CHARISMA WINNER

>6 total

>>1504083
DEX WINNER!
>14 TOTAL

>>1504085
+2!

>>1504068
>>1504078
WHEN YOU ADV ONLY 2 1S IS A 1}

>>1504117
+2 for Charisma!
>16 total dex
>8 total Charisma


>You get a sneaky tricksy kind of idea
>You morph muscles into a shitty version of Marco's arm
>Muscles is using his fingers as the mouth and teeth
>Yugh
>A: "Wahh wahh nobody takes me seriously! My mom's really hot and I feel emasculated by my dad!"
>M: "At least I treat people with respect!"
>A: "Out of fear of their disapproval! That's why you're not really a bad boy. YOU CARE TOO MUCH!"
>M: "Well at least I care at ALL! YOU ONLY HATE ON EVERYONE AND DISS THINGS! When did liking this stop being cool!?"
>A: "I don't give a fuck about being cool! Have you -SEEN- me!?"
>M: "Yeah! I've seen you spiteful and bitter to everyone around you except me! Then when I couldn't hold your HAND anymore you turned on me like I had stabbed you in the back!"
>A: "You DITCHED ME!"
>M: "I HAD RESPONSIBILITIES! PEOPLE TRUST ME! Because! I! Care! SOMETHING A- A- SOURPUSS NE'ER DO WELL LIKE YOU COULD NEVER HAVE!"
>You push Marco off
>Stand
>A: "You know what I have, Diaz!? Honesty."
>You put your arm around Jackie
>A: "...and the best girl in the world."
>Marco looks like he's had his guts ripped out
>His tentacle pulses
>It FILLS with blood
>His hair is floating
>Is that purple lightning?
>Uh oh...
>M: "You..."
>UH OH!
>M: "YOU JERK!"
>You throw your sand!
>A: "HESHAHA!"
>It bounces off of his chest...
>A: "fuk."

MARCO LAUNCHES HIS ALL OUT ASSAULT

HOW WILL YOU TRY TO DEFEND!?


>DODGE
>BLOCK
>SLOBBERKNOCK SWING FEST
>>
Sloberknock swing fest, we can out trade him
>>
>>1504174
>SLOBBERKNOCK SWING FEST

Also, should we stuff some Funyons in our mouth just in case?
>>
>>1504174
>>SLOBBERKNOCK SWING FEST
>MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
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>>1504174
let's dodge
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>>1504174
>SLOBBERKNOCK SWING FEST
Oh god finally made it
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>>1504174
>SLOBBERKNOCK SWING FEST
ATATATATATATATATATA
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>>1504174
>SLOBBERKNOCK SWING FEST
>MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
>>
>>1504174
SLOBBERKNOCK SWING FEST!
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>>1504174
>HOW WILL YOU TRY TO DEFEND!?
Combustion.
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>>1504174
Slobbernock that shit, nigga
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>>1504184
>slobberknock swing
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
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>>1504174
>SLOBBERKNOCK SWING FEST
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>>1504174
>>SLOBBERKNOCK SWING FEST
The only true answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCWNoxE6g18
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>>1504174
>SLOBBERKNOCK SWING FEST
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>>1504181
>>1504190
changing my support to this. But also, let's light our fists on fire
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>>1504174
Slug fest. But also light Muscles on Fire again for FIRE punches
>>
>>1504174
>SLOBBERKNOCK SWING FEST
>>
>>1504174
O shit we went too far

Might need to suckerpunch before he charges up

Or even start calling on our magic repertoire
>>
>>1504174
Marco is kind of a tool.
>>
>>1504246
>Couldn't hold your hand anymore

IS THAT HOW HE SAW US? WERE WE JUST A FUCKING PITY FRIEND TO HIM?!
>>
>>1504259
We don't have his stats for a reason....
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>>1504259
That little bastard is going to get hurt
>>
>>1504259
Well not only that

>I! Care! SOMETHING A- A- SOURPUSS NE'ER DO WELL LIKE YOU COULD NEVER HAVE!"

Either we never told him about our home life, or he never actually paid attention. He's mad because we've got a grim outlook.
>>
>>1504259
>>1504267
I mean it's GOD ANON HOW CAN YOU BE SO UPSET WHEN YOUR DAD IS ABUSIVE, YOUR MOM IS ABUSIVE AND A DRUG ADDICT! LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!
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>>1504267
>I! Care! SOMETHING A- A- SOURPUSS NE'ER DO WELL LIKE YOU COULD NEVER HAVE!"

Which is why he's running around beating people up and making his parents and new best friend worried sick?
>>
>>1504267
>I! Care!
Oh, he cared so much about how our family was tearing itself apart, he cared so much about what other people thought of him, he cared to stand next to us for the sake of pity to win GOOD BOY POINTS
he's as selfish as anybody has ever been.
SWING YOUR FISTS WITH RIGHTEOUS VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER
>>
Let's send Marco to THE HOLE
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>>1504267
>>1504271
>>1504290
>>1504297
This, I vote we scream this back at him when muda's commence
>>
Voting to counter Marco's bullshit with our own reasoning. He thinks it's that black and white?

That Anon just CHOOSES to be an asshole and that he's otherwise got an OK life? FUCK YOU MARCO.
>>
>>1504267
I think we should tell him about our home life while this shit's happening.
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>>1504309
Pacifist fag pls go and stay go
>>
>>1504309
Support!

JUST LIKE IN MY TAIWANESE SHADOW PUPPET SHOW
>>
>>1504312
He meant while beating him.
>>
>>1504309
Nah, that's kind of personal, lets throw everything he's done recently in his face though, like making his parents and best friend worry, Etc. We can give him that in the Post fight monologue though.
>>
>>1504309
Yeah thats a good plan i'll support it
>>
Good ol' Star.
Busy being a useless cunt while Marco and Anon kill each-other. My money's on Marco but you never know.
>>
>>1504267
Could we also go full Rage for

1 him thinking we were upset only for superficial reasons
2 him getting this pissed over a girl not liking him
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>>1504309
I can fuck with these as long as we do it after the fight.
Anything to soften the blow to old boys ego after we beat his ass.
I'm really starting to think with a little more communication and some perspective this never would have happened.
Which would suck so im glad this is the path we choose.
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>>1504351
After the fight is fine not now tho
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AAAAAAAA!!

ROLL STRENGTH WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!

THE POWER!
THE ALL OUT ASSAULT!

ROLL WITH SUPERIORITY!

3 D20S! USE THE HIGHEST RESULT!

ALL ACS HAVE BEEN

CUT
IN
HAAAAALF!!!
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1504374
The dice
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>>1504309
Sounds really gay, no fucking way we're doing that
>>
Rolled 18, 8, 2 = 28 (3d20)

>>1504374
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA--
>>
Rolled 19, 19, 6 + 8 = 52 (3d20 + 8)

>>1504374
>>
Rolled 7, 7, 3 = 17 (3d10)

>>1504374
VAMOS VAMOS
>>
Rolled 14, 16, 4 = 34 (3d20)

>>1504374
>>
Rolled 1, 1, 4 = 6 (3d20)

>>1504374
>>
Rolled 9, 7, 19 + 9 = 44 (3d20 + 9)

>>1504374
>>
Rolled 16, 4, 14 = 34 (3d20)

>>1504374
DICE OF FURY
DICE OF VENGEANCE
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Rolled 7, 20, 11 = 38 (3d20)

>>1504374
LETS GOOO
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Rolled 18, 18, 20 = 56 (3d20)

>>1504374
FOR MOTHER
>>
Rolled 15, 9, 4 + 9 = 37 (3d20 + 9)

>>1504374
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Rolled 2, 5, 4 = 11 (3d20)

>>1504374
RAAAAAAAA
FOR HOME
FOR HONOR
FOR RIGHTEOUS FURRY AT MARCOS BEING AN EMOTIONAL BITCH
>>
Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>
Rolled 1, 11, 8 + 9 = 29 (3d20 + 9)

>>1504374
RIP AND TEAR
>>
Rolled 12, 8, 7 = 27 (3d20)

>>1504374
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
>>
Rolled 15, 10, 14 = 39 (3d20)

>>1504374
MUDA MUDA MUDA
>>
Rolled 4, 10, 7 = 21 (3d20)

>>1504374
Rip and tear.
>>
Rolled 3, 2, 4 = 9 (3d10)

ZA WAURDO WRYYYYYY
>>
Rolled 17, 12, 9 + 9 = 47 (3d20 + 9)

>>
Rolled 19, 13, 19 + 3 = 54 (3d20 + 3)

>>1504380
FUUUCK yes!
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Rolled 7, 1, 14 = 22 (3d20)

>>1504374
BREAK

HIM
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Rolled 19, 6, 6 = 31 (3d20)

>>1504374
PLUS ULTRA
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>>1504406
FUCK ME
>>
ANON'S BIZZARE ADVENTURE: VIENTO DORADO
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Rolled 3, 3, 1 + 9 = 16 (3d20 + 9)

>>1504374
l8 roll
>>
Rolled 16, 5, 9 = 30 (3d20)

>>1504374
HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
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Reminder
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Rolled 6, 9, 20 = 35 (3d20)

>>1504374
I should probably praise some meme here I guess
fuck it.
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>>1504380
>>1504380
>>1504380

THE WINNNAARRRR


>28 TOTAL

>>1504389
+2!

>>1504390
+2!

>>1504393
+2!
34 TOTAL

https://youtu.be/IQiWtNIyG5k

M: "I'M GONNA TEAR YOU APART!"
A: "I'M GONNA HIT YOU HARD YOUR ANCESTORS ARE GONNA GET DEPORTED!"

>Your power
>Overwhelming
>Your heart ignites!
>Marco's feet
>His hands
>His speed
>Impossible to measure
>WAK CRACK
>WAM SLAM
>BIFF BRACk
>CRAK
>The of you

>Fight
>Like
>Animals

>You don't even know where you are anymore
>The room is a blur of grappling matts and Punching bags and feet and hands and tentacles
>You feel Muscles in your mind
>This is true power
>This is life
>Suddenly, you see things how he does
>To be the lone warrior
>Standing against the world
>To fight
>To WIN
>Not for glory
>Not for pride
>For the beauty of VIOLENCE
>For nothing but the FIGHT!

>Marco hits you twice for every hit you land
>Biff Bow Bam!
>You slug him with everything you are fucking worth
>WHOOM! WWAAM!


ANON HAS TAKEN 28 DAMAGE!

ANON IS AT 6 FUCKING HP

MARCO HAS TAKEN 22 DAMAGE

MARCO IS AT...3 hp

>You were right
>When you embrace who and what you are
>Not a fighter
>But a monster
>A force of nature
>You can stand toe to toe with anyone
>As you stand before one another
>Blood seeping down your faces and bodies
>Neither of you are fully clothed
>Both half-man horrors shirtless and bloody and sweaty and full of rage
>S: "Huh. That's pretty hot."
>J: "Anon! Star's right but please stop! I don't want you to get hurt!"
>M: "If you didn't wanna get hurt..."
>Marco raises his tentacle
>It's body unspirals into a mess of teeth and eyes
>M: "You should have just stayed in your place."
>That wasn't Marco's voice
>It was the arm's
>S: "I GOT IT! I GOT THE SPELL!"
>MARCO LUNGES!

>HIS TENTACLE CURLS BACK INTO A MONKEY'S FIST!
>NOW IS YOUR CHANCE!

YOU ARE ANONYMOUS
NO RETREAT
NO SURRENDER

WHAT DO?
>>
>>1504513
BfB
>>
>>1504513
FINISH IT! RECKLESS ATTACK AGAIN FOR SUPERIORITY USING BLOOD FOR BLOOD
>>
>>1504513
BLOOD FOR BLOOD
UNAVOIDABLE DAMAGE
>>
>>1504513
BLOOD FOR BLOOD! KNOCK HIM OUT WHILE HEALING OURSELVES!
>>
>>1504523
this
>>
>>1504513
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

STAR IS FIRING THE SPELL
>>
POCKET SAND!

Humiliation is best
>>
>>1504513
NON LETHAL BFB
>>
>>1504513
BfB punch this man. Knock him out and heal ourselves too. Enjoy tactical funyons after we beat him.
>>
>>1504513
Morph Muscle's into a mass of tentacles to hold Marco
>>
>>1504513
If GTO has taught me anything, a German suplex solves all problems. Hold him so he can't dodge.
>>
If she hits us we'll be 'ARMLESS
Literally though, if we get hit by her we lose Muscles and then we also have no arm
>>
>>1504523
Lethal BfB
>>
>>1504539
>>1504529
>>1504528
Probably aim at the tentacle since he assumed main control of Marco and would then loss said control if he lacks enough blood to even function making it easier for the spell to hit Marco.
>>
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>>1504523
>>1504525
>>1504528
>>1504529
>>1504530
>>1504535
Also before he falls unconscious
Make sure to punch him with your human hand while yelling at him to "GRIT THOSE TEETH"
>>
>>1504545
Then let's knock Marco out and throw him away from us.
>>
DODGE
>>
>>1504513
Dodge!
https://youtu.be/kvS6zMThiZU
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1504523
>>1504525
>>1504528
>>1504529
>>1504530
>>1504535
>>1504539

ROLL STRENGTH WITH SUPERIORITY!

BLOOD FOR BLOOD IS DECLARED
HALF DAMAGE
WILL HEAL FOR ALL DAMAGE DEALT
>>
>>1504513
BLOOD FOR BLOOD THE TENTACLE
>>
>>1504513
PHYSICAL ATTACK

WITH

BLOOD

FOR

BLOOD
>>
Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504562
>>
Rolled 17, 13, 13 = 43 (3d20)

>>1504562
IT'S A DRAW
>>
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504562
ONE PUUUUUNCH!
>>
Rolled 7, 13, 14 = 34 (3d20)

>>1504562
LET'S GO
>>
Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>
Rolled 12, 9, 7 = 28 (3d20)

>>1504562
>>
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1504562
ES HORA DE PARAR!
>>
Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504562
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
Rolled 14, 11, 16 + 9 = 50 (3d20 + 9)

>>1504562
>>
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Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504562
ONE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWNCH
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1504562
Not sure which one to roll
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Rolled 1, 20, 1 + 9 = 31 (3d20 + 9)

>>1504562
I really hope I don't fuck this up!
>>
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Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504562
>>
Rolled 17, 5 + 9 = 31 (2d20 + 9)

>>1504570
Oh fuck, I barely even noticed superiority.
>>
>>1504585
How do you do that. You fucker
>>
>>1504562
dice+1d20+9
>>
Rolled 4, 11, 14 + 9 = 38 (3d20 + 9)

>>1504573
noice roll dude
>>1504562
DON'T FUCK UP
>>
Rolled 19, 8, 4 = 31 (3d20)

>>1504562
>>
Rolled 11, 2, 17 + 9 = 39 (3d20 + 9)

>>1504562
OH GOD PLEASE DONT CRIT FAIL
>>
Rolled 12, 7, 7 = 26 (3d20)

>>1504562
LETS SEE YA YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH
>>
Rolled 6, 15, 3 + 9 = 33 (3d20 + 9)

>>1504597
Fuck me.
>>
>>1504513
BLOOD FOR BLOOD
>>
>>1504597
in the options field bub
>>
Rolled 15, 10, 10 + 9 = 44 (3d20 + 9)

>>1504562
>>
>>1504615
Yeah I can see that. >>1504611
I just mucked up for a second.
>>
>>1504513
Can I get a +2 as well?

>>1504487
>>
>>1504594
BO3 MUTHAFUCKA FUCK YEAH GOT US A +2
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>>1504573
>>1504573
>>1504573

THE
FUCKING

WINNNEEEEERRRR (Roll 2 more dice, friend)
>28

>>>1504585
+2!

>30
>total


>Marco descends!
>HIS TENTACLE SLICES ACROSS YOUR CHEST!
>You grit your teeth
>THEN STRIKE!
>WHAM!
>When you hit him you used the one thing
>The one thing you have that he doesn't
>The power inside of your heart
>Your magic
>You use BFB

ANON HAS TAKEN 7 DAMAGE
>ANON IS AT -1 HP
ANON HAS DEALT 11 DAMAGE
>ANON HEALS FOR 5 HP
>ANON IS AT 4 FUCKING HP

Marco... falls

https://youtu.be/ZxF9L7XgcLs

>You drop to your knees
>You look down at your opponent

>J: "Anon..."
>Anonymous
>Jackie hugs you
>Even while covered in your own blood
>She hugs you
>You raise your fists

YOU
HAVE
WOOOOOOOOOON!!
>>
>>1504646
Fuckin', throw that knocked out Marco bitch over to Star so she can fix him.
>>
>>1504646
Aw shit yeah we kicked Marco's ass.

... Star what do we do?

Also we sort of need a heal. Pretty badly in fact.
>>
>>1504646
Now
while Marco is unconscious
we pour our heart out through words

and let him soak in his salt
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>>1504646
WHERE'S THAT BEACH BRAWLER TROPHY? THAT SHIT IS OURS NOW!
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>>1504646
FUCK YOOOOUUU TENTACLE MARCO YOU SACK OF SHIT ANON'S THE ONLY WEIRD ARM GUY ALLOWED AROUND THESE PARTS!
Now let's figure out what the hell Star can do for him and go chill and clean up in Hawaii before the game starts.
>>
>>1504646
YEAAAH!

Now stuff the Funyons in your mouth and get your ass to the football game.
>>
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>>1504646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hod0WtYE4SA
>>
There's only one reason why you lost, Marco. You really pissed me off.
>>
we need to heal, eat the funyons
>>
>>1504646
Tell Star to fix his arm.

NOW.
>>
That feel when you:
Get a friend out of pity
Ditch him because fuckin space princess
Then your pity friend gets pissed off
so he fucks off to a dead world
and then he fucks off to mewni
because he wanted to become a necromancer because his parents were dead
and then your ex-friend gets pissed off
seduces your crush, and kicks your ass
>>
Also tell him off about what he put us through
>>
>>1504686
>Inb4 3senpai isn't your personal blog fuck off to tumblr
>Inb4 we're the ones who sent that reply to Marco
>>
>>1504646
ENGAGE MANLY TEAR MODE
>>
>>1504702
that feel when you post on both 3senpai, blueit and blendr
>>
>>1504708
No
>>
>>1504708
No, no tears.
>>
>>1504646
>"uuuhhhh, you can do the thing now Star."
>>
We should thank Jackie. Hug her back.

Then tell unconscious Marco of how fucking wrong he is.
>>
>>1504716
>>1504719
>No Manly tears
Pussies
>>
>>1504708
>One tear goes down the cheek of the victor as his former friend lays at his feet
>>
>>1504646
Star and Marco owe us a Favor. This is a blood debt. The princess of mewni owes us a big one. Sometimes this is magical binding. Remind her. A favor like this could topple empires.
>>
>>1504736
>walk out of the dojo, eating funyons
>then the song starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbi2Ygx7jwc
>>
>>1504708
Supporting.
>>
>>1504708
Sure why not.
>>
>>1504708
Supporting this for Anon to get shit off his chest
>>
>>1504708
prefer not to.

Support bragging / complaining / yelling / talking to star / flirting with jackie / brofisting muscles / other interactions
but not manly tear mode.
>>
>>1504646
No manly tears.
>>
>>1504708
Manly tear mode
>>
>>1504708
>ENGAGE
>>
>>1504708
sounds gay
Only Kenshiro can pull off manly tears
We got a long ways to go before we reach Kenshiro's level of manliness
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1504708
ENGAGE
ROLLING FOR THE SIZE OF THE MANLY TEARS
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>>1504708
>>1504736
"You were my spicbro, Marco, you had my back I had yours, you were the only good thing in my shitshow of a life man, just us versus the world, but then you go ahead and leave me when I needed you the most...
Fuck you."
>Anon spits some blood to the side
>>1504740
"Hasta la vista, fuckboy"
>>
>>1504781
Supporting
>>
>>1504708
MANLY TEARS
>>
>>1504781
We're trying to look cool, not retarded. You're not helping.
>>
>>1504781
this is dumb
>>
>>1504708
ENGAGE
>>
>>1504781
NO SHITY MANLY TEARS
>>
>>1504781
That sounds super gay
>>
>>1504781
I'm cool with these words being said. Not the tears though.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1504724
>>1504686
>>1504684
>>1504664
>>1504658
>>1504659
>>1504656
>>1504655

>J: "I can't believe you did all that, I am so sick of looking at blood, dude oh my gosh."
>Jackie's a little out of breath
>So are you
>A: "Snacks."
>J: "What?"
>You slap your HOUSEVATOR door out
>Reach in with Muscles
>He is a wiggly noodle at the moment
>Then start stuffing your fucking face
>Without even swallowing you get up
>Star is aiming a spell at Marco
>S: "Returnio Armeus Norma-REENO!"
>There's a flash of light
>Marco's arm shrinks down
>Colors itself back to normal
>He's left whole and human
>Whole and still pretty fucked up
>He opens his eyes
>M: "Wh-...where am I?"
>You kick him in his butt
>Spray out words from a mouth full of delicious ass Onion flavored healing chips
>A: "NoW LIssen here you lil' Shit!"
>You Swallow
>A: "You wanna talk about staying in place? Let's do that for a second. I got like..."
>You check your phone
>A: "Three and a half hours before I gotta go win a football game! Yeah, that's right! YOU AIN'T EVEN MAH WHOLE DAY, NIGGA!"
>You spit
>Jackie's clearly grossed out by your snack choice and language
>Star is looking between you two
>She is very confused
>You look at Muscles
>He's re-expanding
>You eat more snacks
>A: "I camf here to make sure you didn't kill anybody. I did that."
>You choke a little
>Muscles slaps your back to help you
>Ow
>Your spine
>A: "So now I gotta get back to business."
>You knee down
>A: "Once you left, Marco. Once I got my arm and my powers...life started to turn around."
>You stand
>A: "I've got friends now. Real ones that don't -pity- me. I trusted you...how DARE you pity me?"
>You hitch back a little
>Your throat tightens
>A: "You were holding me back, Diaz...because you pitied me instead of believing in me."
>You turn to go
>A: "Oh..."
>You look back over your shoulder
>A: "Kissed Jackie by the way."
>Jackie is turning red
>Marco looks crush
>A: "Shit was cash."

>That's when Star fucking hits you with the Arm spell while you weren't looking

https://youtu.be/qzVBqBosf5w

>NEON BLUE LIGHT OVERTAKES YOU
>YOUR MONSTER ARM IS SCREAMING!
>YOUR WHOLE BODY ACHES!

ROLL

WILL!
>>
>>1504781
No
>>
>>1504781
I can fuck with this, pussy ass niggas be damned.
>>
Also Kenshiro is piece of shit
>>
Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504805
No. No!
>>
Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504805
NO
>>
Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1504805
FUCK YOU THIS IS OUR ARM
>>
Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1504805
>>
Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504805
>>
Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504805
>>
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504805
Launch it back at a pigeon or something.
>>
Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>
Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504805
NAH FUCK YOU STAR! I'm not a fan of how he acts but this arm's ours!
>>
>>1504821
>>1504820
>>1504817
>>1504816
How the hell?
>>
Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1504805
BOI
>>
Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504805
WE WILL NOT ALLOW IT

BITCH
>>
Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504805
MUSCLES NO
>>
>>1504781
Not the tears, but fuck yes do this.
>>
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504805
DON'T FUCK UP
>>
Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504805
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1504805
>>
Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1504805
>>That's when Star fucking hits you with the Arm spell while you weren't looking

I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER THIS HO!!!
>>
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>>1504805
COME ONE MAN

WHAT THE FUCK
>>
Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504839
You wasted the 9
>>
Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1504805
MOMMA HELP US
>>
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504805
>>
Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504805
YOU TRASH TIER SHIT
>>
Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1504805
I FUCKING CALLED IT
>>
>>1504805
STAR YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>
Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

we need that nine
>>
>>1504859
THE GOD
>>
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504853
I am so sorry.
>>1504805
Rollin'.
>>
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>>1504805
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
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Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1504805
>>
>>1504859
WORKS FOR ME
>>
>>1504859

STOP ROLLING EVERYONE WE'RE GOOD..
>>
>>1504859
MUSCLES WILL LIVE ON, BITCH!
>>
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>>1504859
You're the best pal
>>
>>1504859
HAAAAA,BTFO STAR
>>
>>1504859
STOOOP ROLLING
>>
>>1504859
Better deflect that shit at a pigeon or something while looking at Star unfazed
>>
I mean it is acceptable for Star because she thinks our arm is corrupting us.
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You fucks have only your HUBRIS to blame
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>>1504889
Yeah, but we've got it mostly under control.
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>>1504889
I can see where she's coming from, and I might have even agreed with her actions if this happened back then when Muscles was capable of killing us if we had too low Will.

But not now.
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>>1504889
She should have asked first
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>>1504889
hahah, no

she doesn't know anything about us, other than that we're mean to her
sticking her nose where it doesn't belong
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>>1504889
>>1504889
>Implying Muscles is, in it's own way, corrupting us.
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>>1504889
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>>1504917
He coerupted us to get a gf. THE FIEND!
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>>1504917
>*ISNT
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>>1504805
>"Thanks but my arm is fine"
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>>1504917
Nothing wrong with corrupting someone into liking asses more.
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Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1504805
Isn't our will +7 due to maintaining Zombie girl instead of +9?
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>>1504929
WHY
WHY YOU DO THIS
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>>1504929
Dude
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>>1504929
YOOOOOUUU


MOTHERFUCKER
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>>1504859
>>1504859

WINNER!

>Your mind pulses out with insidious energy
>Muscles writhes in utter agony
>Star's Magic is something else
>It pulls at every string in your body
>The whole universe shifts directions based off of her might
>You feel it now
>How strong she it
>You look up
>Your will is steel
>Your eyes become alight with UNHOLY PINK FLAMES
>Muscles and you stand tall
>Breaking free of the magic placed upon you
>Muscles' scream is now a roar
>He grows spines from every inch of his skin
>Some of them even come out of your neck
>A: "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!"
>She's leveled her wand at you
>S: "Stop! I- I just want to help you!"
>You snarl, your eyes shifting between glowing pink fireballs and black holes
>A: "You fucking dolt! You clod! Muscles is my friend! I'm not WEAK like the spicy boy!"
>You point down at Marco
>A: "You almost killed one of my only friends."
>You raise your fist
>A: "Mother was right...it's you. People -like- you that think they're doing what right! You just stomp all over everyone! All over EVERTHING!"
>Jackie puts her hand on your shoulder
>It snaps you back to the world so fast you just realize that gravity is still in effect
>The rubble near you falls to the earth
>S: "Your powers are corrupting you! I may not know that much about magic ye-"
>A: "DING DING, princess! You don't know shit! Not about me! Not about -my- powers and not about what's right!"
>You look down at Marco
>He's up
>Trying his best to stand
>A: "Never speak to me or my flesh construct ever again."
>S: "I just want to undo what I did! I just wanted us to be friends!"
>J: "Anon. C'mon. Let's go."
>One last look at Marco
>M: "I'm sorry, Anon."
>A: "Yeah...you are."
>SHHHHRRRRIP
>You portal back to your school
>Drop the bag of Funyons in Marco's dojo because you're petty like that
>Pick up your Zombie head
>Your door
>...and go
>A: "Hasta la Vista...Mi Fuck boy hermano."
>One tear gets out of your eye as you close the portal
>Jackie kisses your cheek
>J: "You do too much, McMoot."
>A: "Yeah...maybe after this major sporting event I'll like...get a massage or something."
>J: "This sunday. We're gonna go to the beach. Our beach. My beach. I wanna show you how to surf. Something safe. Something cool. You down?"


ARE YOU DOWN?
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>>1504917
Muscles's just wants to slap asses, he doesn't get off from hurting innocent people. Also our relationship with Muscle's is symbiotic whereas Marco was completely dominated by his arm.
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>>1504948
HELL YES WE DOWN
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>>1504948
down
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>>1504948
But I wanna get Swamp Drake armor.
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>>1504948
Down
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>>1504948
Pls I don't want social activities. I have to go hunting.
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>>1504948
god damnit, and we got that date with Sabrina, and we gotta kill that drake, and take those eyes from Skeletor...

give her a maybe, we got stuff to do
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>>1504948
Ahaha! Clever ruse! But no Beach Episode for us! The Hag will stay in the ocean and be bitter until she dies of old age! Suggest some place else.
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>>1504948
DO we get to see Jackie in a ~nice~ two piece if we go? Should say that in a teasing manner or osmething to get her all flustered.
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>>1504948
DOOOOWN
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>>1504948
>"Remember the last time we went to the beach? I don't wanna repeat of that."
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>>1504948
"....Dammit, I was gonna use Sunday to get me some Swamp Drake armor..."
>"...Fiiiine."
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>>1504948
>The Beach
>Fish Monster flashbacks intensify
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>>1504948
Sabrina
Please people
Don't do this
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>>1504948
"Maybe, I have to get kill a drake and turn it into armor."
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>>1504948
I'm so down, Street Fighter IV players get salty about my inputs.

So what do we do in the few hours until we game?

Star be like "your magic is corrupting you" but fuck that cunt.
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>>1504948
Yeah.

What should we do about Sabrina?
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>>1504982
SHIBARI.BIKINI.
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>>1504991
Sabrina asked us to meet her on sunday, also when should we tell Sabrina about Jackie?
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>>1504990
If it wasn't clear, that's a no
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>>1504948
Maybe not sunday as I have to meet sabrina.
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>>1504948
We got Sabrina remember? We can't
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>>1504948
"OH SHIT I HAVE A DATE WITH SABRINA ON SUNDAY"
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>>1504948
Do bears shit in the woods?
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>>1504948
>"Okay, it's not what it sounds like, but I have a date."
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>>1504948
Ask her what time. We can either cancel with Sabrina, or we pull an all-nighter afterwords to get at least one thing done, and sleep till the afternoon if she wants to go in the afternoon. Honestly, I would prefer to knock the adventuring out this weekend then get the wand on Monday.
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>>1505002
That same day, right before the date
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>>1505002
>Tell her about Jackie

FUUUUUUUUUUCK NO

Just lay her off. Say you're cool still hanging with her, but that something else came up.

And to avoid anything biting our ass, we best tell Jackie too that we had something planned with Sabrina far before Anon and Jackie's relationship blossomed, and needs to let her down gently. Jackie'll understand, it all just happened today.
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>>1505024
if a bear shits in the woods, and nobody's around to see it, did it shit in the woods?
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>>1504948
Not down.
What the fuck guys, isn't our goal to decipher THE BOOK or what's left of it so we can maybe bring back mom?
We need to get gear, we need to prepare, grow stronger, we need to do more shit than work on those social links goddamn it, didn't we already have a thing with Sabrina?
We're drowning in social links!
We need to disregard bitches for now.
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>>1505023
Bruh are you seriously gonna tell Jackie you have a date with another girl? The hang out is also Saturday. Also SEA HAG IS WAITING FOR US. THAT'S NOT A RELAXING TIME. NOT A RELAXING TIME AT ALL.
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>>1489556
>>1489567
Im pretty sure our date with sabrina is saturday
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>>1505034
I think I love you.
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>>1505030
Good plan anon
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>>1504948
Accept. We can slay the drake Saturday night.
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>>1505034
and we are going to get drowned out by thee waifu fags so good luck with that but I will support this none the less because I am not just going to sit around and do nothing
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>>1505034
We can do multiple things at a time, y'know.
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>>1504948
>"Gonna have to get back to you on that.Got alot going on Saturday so it might bleed into Sunday.
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>>1505034
Gotta hunt the swamp drake
Gotta steal skeletor's eyes
Gotta condense the dead world into a gem
Gotta find a way to translate the book
Gotta revive bookmom
Gotta find out who killed our daaaad
>but he's still alive
Nobody said it'd be easy.
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>>1505034
Also this
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>>1505042
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>>1505061
I'll support you on this
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>>1505034
Yeah, we need to get back on track to bring mom back!
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>>1505034
This
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>>1504948

Changing my original post >>1504971

Not down, too much stuff going on. Maybe next week.
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>>1504948
I'm down.
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>>1504948
We can both hunt down the drake and date Jackie on sunday.

Also, we might need to tell her about our date with Sabrina.
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>1504948
I'm Down
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TIME

to count....
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>>1505054
>Just had a close fight with Marco.
>Still need to play some football.
>Saturday there's a thing with Sabrina.
>Now you guys want to go to the beach with Jackie
Guys, we're a 14 year old dude that's not that good at sports and had our physical training negated once we left Hekapoo's dimension.
We still have our zombo to fix since Star left her with only her head.
We still have our burned room to fix.
There's too much, it's a Friday night already.
Do you want Anon to just shutdown? we need to pace ourselves.
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>>1505218
We can relax next week
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>>1505242
We can relax when we're dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKtsdZs9LJo
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THE VOTES

>YES
13

>NO
14


>You struggle a bit coming up with answer
>All that coolness you were oozing is suddenly dried up
>A: "Well I- aw. Aw geeze I had some stuff to do but like- the beach sounds way cool and I-"
>Jackie is looking up at you with a face you've never seen before
>J: "Are you...blowing me off?"
>Jesus Christ-o of the dank Mist-o
>Those eyes
>That tiny frown
>Your chest is heaving
>Muscles wants to slap Jackie's butt
>Just to encourage her
>No
>Muscles argues that he has been good and also helped you win that fight with Marco
>You argue back that Jackie might be your lady but casual violence against women is still a little on the too edgy side for you
>Muscles screams bull-shit into your ear as you're locked still
>J: "Dang. Guess I'll have movie night with Janna and Lance then."
>You deflate
>The pressure is off
>Jackie slaps down her board and pulls on her helmet
>J: "You owe me a chill day, Anon. At least one every two weeks until we grow emotionally defunct."
>A: "I-is that gonna be our relationship?"
>J: "Haha, only if you suck at it!"
>She takes off
>You're alone
>With an hour left before the game
>Z: "Massa?"
>A: "Huh?"
>Z: "Why you hate Moon?"
>You sigh
>A: "Because it makes uppity werewolves and high tides, Zombina."
>Z: "Masser silly. Moon a princess."
>A: "Yeah?"
>Z: "Best Princess."
>A: "I think even the best Princesses are shitstains, Susan."
>Z: "But masta..."
>Z: "Moon Butterfly was my friend."

SESSION PAUSE

https://youtu.be/EhFHlsEeuVw

WE RETURN AT 11:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!
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>>1505269
OOOOOOOOOOOOH WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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>>1505269
OOOOOOOOH,THE PLOT GOES DEEPER!
Great session as always Quest!
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>>1505269
IT'S
HAPPENING
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>>1505269
SAY WHAAAT??
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>>1505269
Well we can make it up to her by finding a dimension that is all about surfing as a make up for later, but for now gotta get back on the road of trying to get stronger and fix the book for the time being.
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>>1505269
Who's moon butterfly?
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>>1505287
>>1505287

AAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! MY EYES ARE SWEATING!
NO WAIT!
TEARS!

I AM THE TEARS THIS IS WONDERFUL!
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>>1505287
the anonymous hero strikes again
who knows where he'll show up next?
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>>1505269
Is she regaining her memories? Ask her about Moon. Ask who Zobina herself is.

And if we have 3 hours or so before the football game, let's get Anon in a shower, then investigate a blood bank or a butcher to regain health.

And let's call Sabrina and cut our date off. Preferably after the football game.
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>>1505287
bloody hell jolly good show!
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>>1505287
Gods work.

>>1505290
Current Queen of Mewni and mother to Star butterfly.
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>>1505287
Fuckin' aces, man
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>>1505287
Good job
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>>1505287
Nice work.
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>>1505290
WATCH THE SHOW MEWGGA
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>>1505269
>Z: "Moon Butterfly was my friend."

Interesting, but kind of irrelevant at the moment. I don't think Anon knows who Moon is. And even if he did, would he really give a shit?

In fact, our zombie being able to remember her past life is more urgent right now. What else does she remember?
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>>1505250
Fair enough
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>>1505356
Susan is mistaking Star as Moon, which makes sense as
1: she doesn't know how much time has passed
2: star looks like her mother

Our construct knows more about moon than star does

Also we need a sit down with Marco and Star seperately. To hash things out.

Even if it's to close things with them for good
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>>1505433
>Also we need a sit down with Marco and Star seperately. To hash things out.

I agree with this.
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>>1505458
Marco needs to know we are a child of abuse and that his friendship of pity is a betrayal of its own.

Star needs to know what a shit show she is aND she acts as if she knows what's good for others
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>>1505433
Yup, but not tonight. SPORTSBALL!!!
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>>1505474
I agree with this
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'Member when we were just a sad kid with a book?
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>>1505474
We don't need to go bawl on Marco like this.

We need to be strong and stay resolute.

That doesn't mean we can't make up with Marco and Star eventually.
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>>1505474
I'm okay with this.
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>>1505474
Just end things and move on. If Marco and Star want to try reconciling they can put the work in.
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>>1505745
Anon and marco will end like goku and vegeta
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>>1505827
Friends with benefits?
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>>1505833
No, they will have to join forces to fight a greater evil.
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That is all folks.
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>>1505883
Sadness eternal, and he starts just as I go to work ;-;

Thanks for running while you could Quest! You're a wonderful person!
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>>1505269
Damn, missed the session, but what a great read. Thanks for all your hard work as always, Quest! That double KO with a saving grace from BfB was particularly epic. i hope you're not putting us on easy mode with all those advantages :3 no 'pity' for anon, but if he's earned it, all the better
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Wow, we really are assholes
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>>1508076
We're not the one who tried to kill our brother!
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>>1508076
An asshole that's right, though.

Sometimes it takes one for someone to realize the truth of things.
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>>1506234
>>1506234

The all out attack mechanic was an experimental thing that I might be dropping.
Or nerfing to just adv rather than superiority.


>Halves AC
>Better guarantees a hit

You have all finally learned just how MEATY Anonymous is which is precisely what I hoped you would learn from all this


I am reworking HP to have a base HP that goes up per CON points

The way it worked out between you and Marco was...

>Marco and Monster Arm are worlds faster
>They don't hit as hard
>Have much less health
>Are MUCH harder to hit

>Anon is easy to hit
>Hits Much Harder
>Has a much bigger HP pool
>Had less fightan skill


We might be delayed a little today but hopefully not too much. Anon's FOOBALL time will be had

Also. Enjoy the drawings of Swamp Drakes provided in both THE BOOK and by Hekapoo's descriptions
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>>1508200
We were basically Marcos' scrubcrusher bossfight and he went don like the shitter he is.
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>>1508226
Good news is, both Marco AND Star are seeing Anon in a different light now, especially after he completely resisted Star's magic.

It was a stroke of luck, yes, but he's no longer that edgy kid that is only just a bully to them. Now, things are turning around a bit, and they've underestimated his power.

He should be less of a side thought to them now, especially after whooping the tar out of Marco.
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>>1508252
Yeah, now we're that edgy kid with power.
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>>1508255
We're gonna have to deal with Star spying on our business now.

>tfw Marcos' new buddy spends all her time following us around
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