>>1532396
LET'S GO TO THE TREE, GRAB IT, AND THEN USE IT AS A WEAPON AGAINST THE SWAMP DRAKE!

>>1532396
>time for Mystery Box North!
Also:
>quickly text Star, asking for pro tips in regards to hunting/dealing with a Swamp Drake

>>1532396
>>1532396

CLARIFICATION POST

I was given an erroneous error message


>NORTH
You saw everglades that way. Clear water and lots of grass and fish. Could be a feeding ground for even huge critters.

YOUR CHARACTER SHEET

https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX

YOUR ALLIES

https://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N

basic rolling for our new friends

https://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N

bless

>>1532396
East

>>1532396
>WEST
Take a bath,and text Star "what is the best way to kill a Swamp Drake?"

>>1532422
>Could be a feeding ground for even huge critters.
You mean for even Larger critters?
or just huge?

>>1532396
>East

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Previous thread has been archived, please remember to vote.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20Quest

>>1532396
We go east but fly VERY high to stay out of range of Drake

>>1532396
>WEST
We can use the tree as cover, that might be useful.

>>1532396
>East
>Text Star, ask if she knows anything bout killin Swamp Drakes
>And ask why Mewni sucks so fucking much

>>1532422
>>1532422
Go North.

It's better we choose out battlefield, and NOrth ahs alot of wildlife to BfB during our fight.

>>1532429
We should also ask Star for data.

>>1532457
>>1532415

>And ask why Mewni sucks so fucking much
Pfftt, OK, If we ask Sar for tips (which I am against) I support this.

>>1532422
North

>>1532396
North

I'm against asking Star though.

I like the fact how Anon's only experience of Mewni so far is Swamp land. I love to think that he thinks that Star is a Swamp person who is going to inherit a chunk of wet land

>>1532422
>>1532469
Also adding support to text Star.

>>1532466
>>1532466
PS. The NORTH everglades also provide for good places for zombina to swim around and evade the Drake during our fight.

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>>1532396
Time for quest!

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Ye boys it's planning time

>>1532422
Are there any vines around here that we could use for rope? We forgot to pack some, and the ability to trip the drake would be very useful.

>>1532396
We prep the arena, see what it looks like before luring the drake to it.

We need as much of a home field advantage as possible.

Dead tree as weapon.

But we may need a place with more land for anon to move on. Water for zombina to maneuver

And honestly, zombina probably wouldn't care about Muscles ASSaults. Too dead to care.

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>>1532508

>>1532396
West

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>>1532530

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Tick Tock
Tick
Tock

Time to count!

>>1532396
We should go north and set up a trap.

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>>1532534

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>>1532537
>>1532533
>>1532523
>>1532498
>>1532481
>>1532468

THE PATH IS CHOSEN

>EAST
4 votes

>WEST
3 votes

>NORTH
7 votes

>You set off toward those everglades you saw on your descent
>One small issue keeps you from making a smooth take off from the ground
>Z: "Mah! MAshta!"
>A: "Oh, shit."
>You can't carry your zombie so easily
>A quick slap of your Housevator fixes that
>With Susan tucked away you're clear for take off

https://youtu.be/bOtrwYBUul0

>Up here it's hell dodging all the man sized flying bugs
>One even makes a go at you but-WHACK!
>NEeeeeRRR poof
>Muscles slaps his unevolved shit right in
>You cackle but get a mouthful of gnats for your trouble
>A: "AAC! aaah! Why!?"
>You spit and curse, pulling out your phone
>Without your wings you just drift in mid-air
>You send a video to Star
>The angle from up in the air with your camera pointed at the ground and you in selfie mode
>A: "Hey! Why is your planet so shit-tacular? I've met 11 whole things from here and all of them have either tried to kill me or they're -you- which is almost as bad."
>You swing the camera around
>To a long-necked snail with shark teeth
>A Fly with eyes all over it's 4 foot long body
>A set of Dragon-flies with human feet
>Euugh
>A: "I thought you were some kind of Fairy Princess not a damn swamp Queen. No wonder you hate Pepe. You've got a frog phobia."
>You zoom in on a nearby toad the size of a beanbag chair with one huge pink eye
>It looks at you pass with a dull expression
>T: "MmmmRiibbbit"
>Kersnap!
>It went for you
>Haha! You were too fast for it's tongue
>You land in the clean water which comes up to your knees
>There's all sort of stuff around here to work with
>Hanging Vines
>Bamboo which is both flexible and sturdy-ish
>The water's full of succulent leaves and Fish
>A treeline surrounds the entire area up to 15 feet


You actually have a chance to prepare.
>As you're washing the mud from your face a text comes to you from Headbook
>TEXT FROM STAR BUTTERFLY

>S: "I don't even live on the ground."
>Attached is pic related
>You kind of want to start the socio-economic revolution all of a sudden
>Cause Star lives in a f-
>Flying castle
>You choke a little

PITCH YOUR TRAP PLANS USING THE AVAILABLE MATERIALS!

USE ALL THE SHITTY MS PAINT DRAWINGS YOU PLEASE!

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That was embarrassing.

>>1532601
>Contact Star and ask for tips on how to deal with/trap a Swamp Drake

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>>1532601
shitty ms paint? well,i made this thing like weeks ago.

>>1532601
Make a vine swamp drake dummy, soak it in female swamp drake pussy juice, then butcher the male that swooces in for some sex.

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>>1532629

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>>1532636
Second part about throwing rocks with portals.

>>1532637
We'd need a female drake for that. Quest, is the drake we're hunting male or female, is there any way to tell.

>>1532630
I'm gonna have to go with this. But we need to trick star into it. Play it to her sensibilities, make her think we're just trying to understand her and where she's coming from.

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>>1532629

>>1532601
>>1532643
It can be made simpler, but i love the idea

>>1532601
>Traps
>In the middle of these everglades
>Against a two story high swamp drake
Who's idea was this?

>>1532601
Don't have a complete plan yet, but we can cut down the vines and raise them right? Having sentient ropes could be useful if they could hold the drake.

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>>1532601
A'ight here's the plan yew bloody wankers.
We grab some vines and rope them together to make it stronger and tie it around the trees in the entrance to the clearing.
We grab some bamboo and sharpen them into points and stick 'em on the ground because we Vietnam now.
Tell Zombo to lie in wait in the water.
So what this means is that we'll lure the drake in, it'll trip on the vines, fall and stab itself in the bamboo and its head will fall in or near the water, where Zombina will ambush with teeth and claw like an actual croc, leaving us to rip and tear its guts while its down and stabbed.

>>1532636
>>1532643
This is what BoTW Link would do
I support this plan

>>1532674
It was made to be safe,so we dont get hit by the rock.

>>1532684
>>1532643
We can do both.

Prep spikes after getting boulders in place.

We could still use advice on drake hunting though.

>>1532601
I would try to snare it, but we don't have any wire. Vine won't cut it for a snare, either. We wouldn't be able to dig a pitfall trap in the swamp, and I don't think there's anything big enough to drop on the drake that would snap its neck here.

I think the only semi-viable trap here is to try and trip the drake, since it just so happens to be bipedal.
>>1532684
This isn't a terrible plan, and it was what I was thinking of. I'll support this plan.

>>1532653
Female drakes are super big and don't breathe fire when matured, male drakes are 1/10th the size of females and do continue breathing fire after maturing.

>>1532601
Use bamboo and vines to build a giant raft so cool that the drake won't help it but to jump on it.
But he's gonna be too heavy for it, and so he'll sink like a tool, while you throw fish on his face from the sky, mocking him.
His morale will be so low that he'll surrender right away, waiting for Anon to put him out of his misery.

Or maybe this >>1532684 if we're not feeling silly.
We also might need to round up lots of fish to lure him where we need.

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>>1532639
Glad we could agree to something.

>>1532653
I guess I'd be okay with that.

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>>1532684
Can we throw some of these in there?

>>1532601
What exactly is Anon's knowledge of traps? Can we use anything off the internet due to Anon having access right now?

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>>1532639
>>1532703
An alliance has been made this day.

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>>1532732
YOU BEAT ME TO IT

>>1532684
Would it be more efficient if we cut off a bunch of vines, raised them as undead, and command them to trip the Drake when it comes close enough?

We'll also have extra minions that way.

>>1532772
....... Vines don't have a soul. You need a soul to link to the dead body to raise it.

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CLARIFICATION POST

for all our lovely plotters and planners

>>1532710
>>1532710
Anonymous has his phone which DOES have internet access.

>>1532702
>>1532702
This is a wonderful plan but the Drake may not be a watersports enthusiast

>>1532699
>>1532699
These Dubs Speak Truth. See this link for a diagram of Drake Anatomy.

http://i.imgur.com/AYPxFgE.jpg

>>1532693
>>1532693
Doing both is risky bidness since you have to meet with Star Butterfly and Marco in roughly an Hour

>>1532681
>>1532681

Anonymous Cannot Raise dead plants as they are not in possession of MEAT and TENDONS and BONES and other such lovely things needed for movement.

>>1532630

>A: "So like...Swamp Drakes."
>S: "Hm? I thought u h8ed talking to me."
>A: "I may or may not imagine all your texts in Gilbert Gottfried's voice."
>S: "who???"
>You send her a link to Gilbert Gottfriend reading 7 Proxies of Grey
>S: "What's a ball-gag?"
>A: "Ask Marco."
>S: "Now I don't want to know."
>A: "how do to kill green chicken beast?"
>S: "Y r u on Mewni!?"
>A: "2 into kill Green Chikman beast."
>S: "What did it do to you? Are you hungry??"
>A: "I'm always hungry. Our last grocery trip included seven boxes of hopes dreams and wishful thinking...and skim milk."
>S: "You're a boy don't you know how to kill anything?"
>A: "ur a grill don't you know how to kill any boy's dreams?"
>S: "I killed Tom's dreams of making me Queen of hell."
>A: "haha he's still in love what a faggot."
>S: "..."
>A: "So, this murder"
>S: "boys usually swarm a male with their closest friends when they all get old enough. Right when they start rutting so they're all super strong."
>A: "Ok 1. I'm alone. 2. Instructions unclear, unable to go through alien puberty."
>S: "Mewberty?"
>A: "There you go again with your bug-Moonspeak."
>S: "If you're by yourself I dunno if u can dewwit. my dad did it but punches eagles out of the sky from the ground..."
>A: "sheeeeeit I might try it."
>S: "do u...want some help?"
>A: "Psh. I've -needed- help for years and I still won't get any."
>S: "go for the base of it's neck"
>A: "roger dodger"

>You close your phone and realize how still everything is
>Outside of the trees the water here is clean and motionless
>The plants are in a blasted out spectrum of color
>Nothing here is without frills, lacey wings, curly vines and pointed tips
>It's like a death-bouquet made out of play-doh

>>1532784
>Boys attack males
>We end up attacking a Female which is 2-3x larger

WEW LAD

>>1532784
>told us stuff we already knew
THANKS FOR NOTHING YOU DUMB BUG

>>1532684
Either way, supporting traps.

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I just realized something.
If we match the events of the quest with those of the show, both Marco's monster arm and the football match, Brittney's nearing birthday party - even though the order is a bit murky with Marco and the game being on the same day - that puts us squarely around episode 4 of season 1 as far as the timeline is concerned.
What I'm trying to say is, Mewberty Star soon, lets unleash our pent up anger on her at that time, we've got Muscles, and a cloak that lets us glide and now a spell that lets us fly, we must fight her to see how we match against Mewni royalty.
It's carte blanche to punch her in the face hard and she'll thanks us for it later.

>>1532803
She did say the base of its neck. Probably has thin scales or something.

Better than hacking away at the torso.

>>1532784
>Star said literally nothing helpful
Thanks a lot, stupid mewgger.

>>1532818
While I appreciate your enthusiastic hate for star, no.
Just. no.

>>1532822
Or its foot with a gumball machine.
Or the upper neck which may have thicker scales.
etc...

Wait, I've got it.

>hold Drake in place with vines, or distract with zombie
>jump into into the air and fly with Starwalk
>go high
>fleshshape Muscles into lance
>charge Drake with lance using Manta Cloak to guide our movement, aim for the base of the neck
>use combustion for extra damage

>>1532818
>our rolls end up sucking and she rapes us

>>1532818
I'm up for helping restrain Star. Maybe not punch her in the face, but with enough steel cable or something, we could trick her into being captured.

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>>1532822
Go for that scrawny ass neck? God damn, I just never would've thought of that, completely lost to me. Hardest puzzle in the entire quest. Go for the neck.

>>1532784
Should have probably asked her if there is something we shouldn't try and do against it unless we want it to go enraged and wipe the party out.

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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1532841
>our rolls end up sucking and she rapes us
What like this roll?

>>1532851
Exactly.

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>>1532851
Yes Aku, exactly like that.

>>1532851
Great, know you got Anon to accidentally knock up Star from he raping us.

>>1532851
https://youtu.be/-_XJc2DUz4g

>>1532863
*now, *her

>>1532831
>hate
>Not realizing this would be a fresh start for Anon after getting it out of his system.
>Implying Star wouldn't shrug it off because alien anatomy

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CAST YOUR VOTES NOW

>Find and Lure Male
>Find and Lure female


THEN CHOOSE A TRAP SETUP

>>1532710
SWINGEY-STABS

>>1532684
>>1532684
THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE

>>1532643
>>1532643
THE ROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALL

CHOOSE

>>1532894
THE ROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALL

>>1532894
>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE

>>1532894
>roundabout wrecking ball

>>1532894
MALE

ROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALL

>>1532894
>>Find and Lure female
>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE

>>1532894
>Find and Lure female
Time for the secret JUST FUCKING HIT IT path! When we find the drake, don't try to trap it at all, just hit it! Maybe lure it over to the everglade because fish blood can heal us and Susan is fast. But the important part is JUST HITTING IT!

>>1532894
FEMALE

ROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALL

>>1532894
>Find and Lure Male
Only because we've seen hints of a male breathing fire, but I don't think we know how to find a female. Don't want to spend extra time finding a female.

>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE

>>1532894
>>Find and Lure female
>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE

>>1532894
MALE

ROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALL

>>1532894
FEMALE
>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE

>>1532892
>Implying Anon didn't already do that by ass-punching Star through two walls.


>>1532894
Whichever's the biggest one.

THE ROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALL

FOR MAXIMUM AC AVOIDANCE

>>1532894
>Find and Lure Male
>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE

>>1532894
>Female
>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE

We're not going to goddamn half-ass this.
>>1532914
>not wanting a safety net
>wanting to attack a drake without any backup plan

>>1532894
Trip-bamboozle.
The roundabout is nice and all, but it doesn't have a backup.
Or we could combine all the plans. Have a swingy stab hit the beast first, if that doesn't kill it, position the trip after that so it will charge after us in a rage. Then right before Zombina we set the wrecking ball.

Rally call for roundabout wrecking ball
https://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M

>>1532894
>Female
>Trip Bamboozle

>>1532938
We don't have time to do all of them, we meeting Marco and Star in an hour >>1532784
>>Doing both is risky bidness since you have to meet with Star Butterfly and Marco in roughly an Hour

>>1532938
Whoops, forgot to add, that I wanted to lure the male.

>>1532951
Forgot about that. Though in my defense I've been doing things along side this.

>>1532894
>Female
>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE

>>1532936
>Says I don't have a backup plan/safety net
>I specifically mention that we should fight in everglade for heals in case we get hit

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IT IS TIME TO COUNT!

IT'S TIME TO ROCK!

>>1532951
We can't ask her if we can delay a little for the hunt?

>>1532863
>We beat Marco to the punch inadvertently

I can live with that 1 and Anon being a broke ass baby daddy to half-bug royalty babies if it means we continue to ruin Marco's future relationships.

>>1532894
TRIP BAMBOOZLE

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>>1532973

>>1532991
>Not supporting ruining Marco's future in every single way

No, YOU are the shit taste

>>1532732
>>1532765
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>1533010
I have good taste

>>1533003
>wanting to have mewgger babies
There is a point where petty revenge goes too far

>>1533018
>not wanting to have mewgger babies
What is wrong with you?????

>>1532968
We're fighting a female

Males are x2-3 an adult mewman

Females are like x4 a male

>>1533018
That is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

It's not as good as a nut and bolt with no kids, but it's still another successful cucking of Marco's future.

>>1533029
I have good taste

>>1533034
>wanting to put your dick in star
this is exactly why I posted that shit
Star is deserves just as much suffering as Marco

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>>1533039
>Not wanting to be part of the IRL shitposting during family gatherings

>>1533049
Like I said before:
It's because I have good taste

>>1533049
>wanting to be involved with Stars shitty family.
>The prissy bitchy nobles
>And the retarded barbarians

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>>1533053
>>good taste
>>1533056

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THE VOTES

>Male
4 votes

>Female
9 votes

TRAP VOTES

>ROUNDABOUT
There are six votes for roundabout but Toffe- TO BE CONTINUED

>TRIP BAMBOOZLE
10 Votes

>SWINGEY STABS
the humble 1 vote
IT BEGINS

https://youtu.be/zXcgKjPy0v8?list=PLD1D52F3B782C88A1

>You remember that big boi
>That was the female
>Das what you want
>Huge Guts
>Huge guts to rip and tear
>Also to lure into your amazing ruse
>You gather up fish from the water
>The fat, lazy ones with big leafy fins
>You start slitting their guts open to get that GOOOD stank
>Then you stab a field of spikey bamboo sticks up into the mud
>Zombina helps
>Z: "Mah! Mah!"
>She makes little noises every time she stabs a man-sized skewer into the mud
>So cute with her scales, claws and terrifying teeth
>You gather up only the THICC-est vines
>Some thorny ones too
>The slimy ones?
>Why not
>Eventually you have something that resembles a real plan
>Whoah
>A: "This took way too long. It better be worth is..."
>Muscles flexes tight
>He feels something coming

https://youtu.be/zXcgKjPy0v8?list=PLD1D52F3B782C88A1

>Boom...
>Boom...
>BOOM!
>Birds come screeching from the treeline

rollan for size of Lady Drake

17 total

>She big
>She wades through the swamp like a kiddy pool
>Her eyes look down over the water listlessly as vines drizzle slime down onto the trees
>Fire licks at the edges of her nostrils, never leaving her body in total
>She sees the fish
>D: "RRrrrrrr..."
>Then takes two MASSIVE steps toward your trap!

>WHOOM! SPUHLAAASH!
>Water cascades across you
>You nearly drown
>Susan crouches into the water, her body much more suited for it now
>Her tail pulls to the side, ready to launch her at the prey

ROLL FOR YOUR TRAP!
ROLL WISDOM with ADVANTAGE! (roll twice and use the higher result)

Rolled 20, 15, 3 = 38 (3d20)

>>1533089

Rolled 7, 5 = 12 (2d20)

>>1533089
VAMOS ALLA!

Rolled 11, 2 = 13 (2d20)

>>1533089
>>1533089
>>1533097
>>1533097

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>>1533089
There's no such thing as hubris

Rolled 15, 15 = 30 (2d20)

>>1533089

Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d10)

>>1533089
time to face the hubris

Rolled 12, 9 = 21 (2d20)

>>1533089
Rolling.

>>1533097
20 on the trap
>>1533104
15 on wisdom
EYYYYyy

>>1533106
YOUR 1 MEANS NOTHING

Rolled 4, 10 = 14 (2d20)

>>1533089

Rolled 19, 12 = 31 (2d20)

>>1533089

Rolled 8, 13, 20 = 41 (3d20)

>>1533103
Whoops

Rolled 8, 15, 20 = 43 (3d20)

>>1533089

>>1533097
>20 on trap

WE IN FLAVA TOWN, BOYZ!

Rolled 4, 19 = 23 (2d20)

>>1533089

Rolled 11, 19 = 30 (2d20)

>>1533089
HERE IT COMES

STEADY

STEADY

Rolled 9, 19, 1 = 29 (3d20)

>>1533089

Rolled 7, 18, 3 = 28 (3d20)

>>1533089

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>>1533097
>20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlsEbWe-gZk
Tis grounded, Master!

>>1533141
STRENGTH IN NUMBERS, ANONYMOUS

Swamp drakes hunt in packs!

Rolled 18, 18 = 36 (2d20)

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>>1533097
>>1533097
>>1533097

THE NATURAL 20!

critical success

https://youtu.be/bg9e4B3pLQA?list=RDQMTplYjARzAXI


>You are sneeki
>Your trap?
>Breeki
>Your zombie?
>She's blowing bubbles in the water
>SNNKK
>D: "R?"
>CRRRRAAAASSSSSSH!
>D: "rrrrRAAH!?"
>The Beast falls!
>It's body, titanic and shimmering splatters mud so high up it blots out the sun
>It lands on it's side, impaling it's body with hundreds of stakes
>Bright Yellow blood spews out into the clean water
>The lake boils upon contact with it
>She roars
>The trees are sent waving from the wind
>Your eyebrows singe
>It's
>A: "Beautiful..."

>THE DRAKE HAS TAKEN 40 DAMAGE!
>THE DRAKE IS PRONE! UNTIL IT STANDS ATTACKS HAVE ADV AGAINST IT!

YOUR TRAP HAS SPRUNG!

>A: "Holy shit."
>You stand
>Master of the wilds now, boyz
>A: "I DID SOMETHING RIGHT!"
https://youtu.be/qFhM1XZsh6o?list=RDQMpWsHIVZneqg

You have the upper hand, Anonymous!

what do?

>>1533182
Go for the base of the neck with sword arm
We shall take its head as a trophy

>>1533186
This

>>1533182
Go for the throat! Muscles, kill!
Be careful of the acid blood!

>>1533182

What I suggested here: >>1532841

>>1533182
>Muscles Flame Sword
>GO FOR THE BASE OF THE NECK

>>1533186
supporting

>>1533182
Go for the base of the neck and RIP AND TEAR

>>1533193
THIS

>>1533182
MORPH INTO MACE ARM

RECKLESS ATTACK FOR AN EXTRA 2D20
ATTACK WITH 4D20s FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE

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>>1533182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVNcmGjNW6c
Take to the skies!
Fleshshape Muscles into a spear!
Use cloak to speed our downward's descent and stab the thing in the base of neck.
WE DRAGOON NOW FUCCBOIS

>>1533182
Decapitate it like we did with the crocosaur!

>>1533182
CUT ITS DAMN HEAD OFF BY THE NECK!

guys we need to make sure the neck wound is cauterised just in case it is like the hydra and would form two heads

>>1533202
Reckless attacks are still a thing or they got nerfed?

>>1533186
Supporting this.

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>>1533182
Go straight for the base of the neck with Muscles.

Have Susan tear it's eyes out in the meantime.
Make sure to retreat back into the water if you catch on fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

>>1533186
We're bringing this to the negotiations with Star as fuckin' incentive.

Faced this mega-bitch on our own, and come back in a scaley-pimp suit.

>>1533212
This is NOT a hydra.

>>1533230
Oh god that sounds badass.

>>1533218
Even if it did get nerfed down to advantage, we should be using it every round of this fight since it only halves our AC and I'm pretty sure this thing has more than +11 STR to hit our AC of 13

>>1533230
What if she misunderstands and thinks we're trying to impress her?

It is a rite for males of her planet.

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>>1533230
>>1533243
Don't forget we still have that croc liver she asked us to save for her.
Boy, aren't we just the best

>>1533243
I mean.... it kind of is to impress her. But not in a way to show her we want her to like us, but more that we want to show her we're a fucking force to be reckoned with.

>>1533243
Then we continue cucking Marco, both with our machismo AND by stealing his retarded roommate. We're doin' this shit at the age of fuckin' 14.
It took him 20 years to become halfway badass and we already set a high standard.

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>>1533243
>>1533250

>>1533243
You are forgetting anon and star are both autistic, she will know we aren't trying to impress her. That misinterpretation only works with someone normal doing the gesture, not with two autists.

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>>1533262
>>1533250
>>1533258
Getting real tired of this shit taste
Doesn't help that I'm running out of edits

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>>1533250
>>1533258
>>1533262
>wanting the girl who stole our one and only "friend"
>wanting the girl who punched us in the face just for making a joke
>wanting the girl who has utterly failed to truly apologize for ANY of her actions
>wanting the girl who has tried to ASSASSINATE our best friend
>wanting the girl who helps our "friend" turned enemy who is trying to woo our current girlfriend
I don't know why you don't hate her. She's a terrible person and Anon can do far better.

>>1533289
MY NIGGA

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1533089
Trap

>>1533289
They see show Star in her, not Quest Star. It's rather stupid, I know.

Rolled 2, 20 = 22 (2d20)

>>1533089
Superior

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>>1533304
>>1533297

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>>1533297
>>1533304

>>1533289
>Not wanting opposites to attract
>Not wanting to make royal mewgger babies with Star
>not wanting best path
It's like you have shit taste or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcnSvzsXMrk

>>1533276
>Anon and Star have a mutual dislike for each other
>constantly at each other's throats
>literally everyone else thinks they're flirting.

No, think about it:
>Anon punches Star awake, but other people think he used it as an opportunity to feel her up
>Anon beats up Marco, other people think it's because he's jealous of his relationship with Star
>Star tries to kill Muscles, other people think it's because she doesn't want a hanger-on
>Anon kills things on Mewni to gain power and force Star to take him seriously, other people think he brought back gifts to impress her
>Assuming negotiations succeed, Star helps Anon by introducing Glossaryck, ???

>>1533225
The water is boiling from the contact with the water.

We can use Muscles, but he may take some damage from the strike.

If we can focus the "Bone spikes" for the strike, I'd be down for Spike muscles.

Susan plays decoy/harass ( strikes in the face or anywhere that'll cause the Drake's face to move such that the neck is exposed) while we place a power hit at the base of the neck

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>>1533327
>implying starnon is good in any shape or form
Your shit taste is a plague that must be cured.

>>1533328
when has anyone ever expressed these opinions

>>1533328
Like I said she isn't going to misinterpret it

>>1533328
Pffttt, I hate Starnon as much as the next guy, prolly more than the next guy, but this is hilarious. It sounds like how Starfan13 might see it all! HAHA!

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>>1533334
The only shit taste here is you.

>>1533328
kek, i'll support this cause it sounds awsome

>>1533289
I'll play devils advocate for a while.

>wanting the girl who stole our one and only "friend"
Marco did it on his own volition. He also at that point was going with us out of pity. Star did nothing wrong there, she was just the scapegoat for our anger while marco was the real target.
>wanting the girl who punched us in the face just for making a joke.
We insulted her first. Its our own fault to not expect a retribution of any kind, let it be a talkback or a punch. Holding a grudge because we aren't men enough to accept our mistakes is no excuse.
>wanting the girl who has utterly failed to truly apologize for ANY of her actions.
What has she done to wrong us? Attack zombina? That was our fault to let a goddam zombie in the housevator. Who wouldn't attack a zombie if its the first thing you saw after waking up?
Other than that, what other thing has she done against us? tell us we were mean?
>wanting the girl who has tried to ASSASSINATE our best friend.
She tought we were on the same path as marco was. She was just misguided and also she was trying to "fix her mistake". Remember, she belives muscles is her fault.
>wanting the girl who helps our "friend" turned enemy who is trying to woo our current girlfriend.
Implying marco has not stopped trying to woo jackie now that he knows she is with us.

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>>1533358
You must be practicing for the mirror

>>1533378
So...what you're saying is...that we shouldn't hate Star, but Marco?

You know what, I will humor you and say that whatever cucking Marco gets from now on is fully warranted.

>>1533378
All of these points are very true

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>>1533378
checkmate bitch
(don't take this seriously tho)

>>1533289
>wanting the girl who stole our one and only "friend"
That was Anon's own emotions that did that. He had an extremely bad day that caused him to explode because Anon couldn't handle sharing a friend. Blaming our drifting away from Marco on someone completely ignorant of our existence is silly.
>wanting the girl who punched us in the face just for making a joke
You mean the "joke" that Quest confirmed to be the most hurtful and venomous thing we could think of pointed towards both her and her people? For her, that was the equivalent of a slap.
>wanting the girl who has utterly failed to truly apologize for ANY of her actions
She's never had to deal with a conflict like this in her life. To her, this is dealing with someone who seems to truly and genuinely hate her for what she sees as no good reason. She's a 14 year old girl, of course she would be intimidated by this situation.
>wanting the girl who has tried to ASSASSINATE our best friend
I would have taken the same damn shot. We had a monster arm that we said she gave us, something that corrupted her best friend. Not only that, but we were in the middle of making a giant ass of ourself gloating and enjoying the fact that we beat the shit out of someone who we once considered our closest friend. And then for bonus points we started breaking our own fingers and magically attacking people in the middle of a fucking high school football game, almost vindication her attempt.
>wanting the girl who helps our "friend" turned enemy who is trying to woo our current girlfriend
Does Jackie seem like a two timing slut to you? Are you really worried about whatever pathetic attempts Marco may try to take Jackie from us? Marco is barely even a contender anymore. Plus, I don't think Star has actually helped Marco try and woo Jackie after we got together.

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>All these fags arguing ships
>nobody is fighting for princess marco

you know, I had some hope for you guys....I really did.

>>1533397
>implying we wouldn't cuck Princess Marco by becoming supreme Princess Anon

>>1533393
No, what he is saying is Anon is going to rape Marco at this rate when he turns into a girl because of our conflicting angry feelings if we don't take care of them.

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>>1533403
kek

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Everyone...

YOUR PATH IS DECIDED!

RIP AND TEAR! TEAR AND RIP!

https://youtu.be/Wcz95p8Q2GM?list=PLstXdGXEYegd3XI7qfL-9B8S4106toCFo


>Your morph your horrid arm into a blade
>Long and gleaming with blood from your previous kill
>You've never had this chance before
>To fight something without restraint
>Or Morals at play
>It's a beast
>You're a beast
>It's time kill
>Muscles is very happy
>You feel it radiating from his bones

ROLL STRENGTH!
1d20 +9!

Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434

Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434

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>>1533378
>Marco did it on his own volition. He also at that point was going with us out of pity. Star did nothing wrong there, she was just the scapegoat for our anger while marco was the real target.
Not quite. He was one of the only people Anon truly trusted, and Star took him away. I know I would still have a huge chip on my shoulder.
>We insulted her first. Its our own fault to not expect a retribution of any kind, let it be a talkback or a punch. Holding a grudge because we aren't men enough to accept our mistakes is no excuse.
>No really guys, it's okay to assault someone over words!
You disgust me. What she did was fucking stupid, and she still hasn't apologized to us in a real way. Text does NOT count.
>What has she done to wrong us? Attack zombina? That was our fault to let a goddam zombie in the housevator. Who wouldn't attack a zombie if its the first thing you saw after waking up?
Hmm. Maybe when she punched us? Or how about when she tried to assassinate Muscles? Or what about the whole Marco thing? Besides, the zombie was just standing still doing nothing, with big old words telling Star NOT to attack the zombie.
>She tought we were on the same path as marco was. She was just misguided and also she was trying to "fix her mistake". Remember, she belives muscles is her fault.
She could've asked, you know? Tried to be subtle about it, or judge us for corruption by asking Jackie, WHO WAS RIGHT THERE.
>Implying marco has not stopped trying to woo jackie now that he knows she is with us.
Eh. I concede this point, because I don't have enough data right now. We'll have to see if he truly gives up.

Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
We doin' this!

Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434

Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
DESTROY HEEEEER!

Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
THERE WILL BE
BLOOD
SHED

Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434

>>1533413

Rolled 4, 11, 2, 1, 7, 19, 13, 9, 15, 3, 13, 4, 5, 20, 13 = 139 (15d20)

Holy crap, these dice suck.

Clearing.

Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434

Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
DON'T FUCK UP

Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
Rolling.

Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533447
The hell?

Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434

>>1533378
>We insulted her first. Its our own fault to not expect a retribution of any kind, let it be a talkback or a punch. Holding a grudge because we aren't men enough to accept our mistakes is no excuse.
It would've been one thing to insult us back. She could've called us a filthy stinking retarded autstic naked ape, or whatever. We could've handled that. She could've even been the bigger butterfly and not say anything., But she took it physically. When we couldn't do anything lest we risk our already fragile (at the time) rep Absolute fucking dick move.

>What has she done to wrong us? Attack zombina? That was our fault to let a goddam zombie in the housevator. Who wouldn't attack a zombie if its the first thing you saw after waking up?
Other than that, what other thing has she done against us? tell us we were mean?

First of all, her attacking Susan was completely unwarranted. Susan is a kind and pure soul who's adorable. Her blasting her head off instantly was rude as hell.

Secondly, still haven't got a proper sorry for punching us in the face.

>She tought we were on the same path as marco was. She was just misguided and also she was trying to "fix her mistake". Remember, she belives muscles is her fault.

I would think that us being a cool dude who doesn't go around beating people up for fun, and even HELPING HER stop Marco from being a dick would've shown her that we weren't 'corrupted.' But she was a trigger happy dick and tried to TAKE OUR CLOSEST FRIEND AWAY! This isn't like her trying to break a sword we have, this is her KILLING OUR BLOOD BROTHER!

>>1533455
>>1533455
>6 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
RIP AND TEAR

Test

>>1533455
Not great.

But at least the 1 was cancelled out by a 20.

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>>1533182
>>1533186
Supporting this, show them who the boss of the swamp is.

>>1533434
Get Got
Time for 20s

Hopefully our zombie will pick up the slack.

Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
>>1533468
Right
Bet the last post would have been a 1 anyway.

No harm in rolling (hopefully)

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1533434

Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

And here's MY roll

Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41qC3w3UUkU

>>1533396
>I would have taken the same damn shot. We had a monster arm that we said she gave us, something that corrupted her best friend. Not only that, but we were in the middle of making a giant ass of ourself gloating and enjoying the fact that we beat the shit out of someone who we once considered our closest friend. And then for bonus points we started breaking our own fingers and magically attacking people in the middle of a fucking high school football game, almost vindication her attempt.

I think you're missing the point. It doesn't matter if you would've fucking taken the damn shot or not. She tried to kill our Battle Brother! That is NOT COOL! You don't just forgive someone for trying to kill your closest friend for ANY reason without at least some TIME inbetween when it happened and now.

>>1533489
Okay, now it's 6+9+2=17.

Hopefully it's enough to not be a failure.

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>>1533461
>>1533439
Guys, please. Those rebuttals are weak. My argument pasted in front of your answers are still more powerful than your answers. You can do better.

>>1533519
i would say the reason Anon dislikes her so much isn't really her punching her or such, its the fact that they are polar opposites. While he had a hard life and had nothing given to him (even had stuff stolen) he became more cynical of the world and the people around him, and he had to work for single thing he wanted. Compare that to Star, who not only grew up in a magical flying castle with wealth and loving parents, but is able to magically conjure up money and solve most of her problems in an instant. She is highly optimistic and at times naive to the harder things in life. They are Oil and Water, they will never truely get along because of the vast personality differences.

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>>1533455
>>1533455

WINNER!

>15 total

>>1533452
-2

>>1533453
+2!

>>1533489
+2!

>17 total

Haha, you went for the neck
good job


https://youtu.be/tSxkka81TJk

>Muscles slices down into the creature's neck!
>The scales here are silky
>Supple
>Your blade sinks deep, sending scale fragments and yellow blood flying!
>D: "RRAAAHHHH!!:
>It's scream makes your ear-bones crumble
>The world rings
>Still...you can hear something roar back

ANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 11 DAMAGE

>Z: "For MAAASSHTA!"
>Zombina attacks from the water!
>She goes for the stomach
>Gurrrl she wants dem guts!
>Even her new fearsome claws are nothing against the thick hide of this monter's body

>THE DRAKE STANDS!
>It's puny claws swing down as it rolls itself up with the titanic legs that carry it
>CRRASH!
>They rip across your chest and throw you into the mud...

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 12 DAMAGE!
ANONYMOUS IS AT 38 HP!

>It turns down to look at Zombina after it stands
>Vines grow up to protect it's wounded neck and stitch up it's skin
>The plants move as if they were snakes

>SWAMP DRAKE STOMPS FOR ZOMBINA!
>She leaps into the water!
>Her movements are so purposeful
>So sleek
>There's a light in her eyes
>Something more than bloodlust
>You can feel her spirit
>She's happy and yet...lost
>She sees something you don't here
>This might be personal to her


THE DRAKE IS ON IT'S FEET
WHAT DO?

>>1533542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcnSvzsXMrk

The real reason we should hate Star is that it adds greater narrative stakes. No story can work without a foil, and Star is the perfect foil to Anon. More so than Marco. Removing any conflict between an MC and his Foil is the easiest way to kill a story. Do you want to kill this story?

>>1533519
I will admit, most of those I was struggling with. But I will stand by my argument for not liking the fact that she tried to kill Muscles. Not fuckin' cool.

>>1533546
>Tarzan yo ass on that shit like that one guy from Shadow of the Colossus. Using Muscles, of course.

>>1533546
Burn the vines working for her neck.

>>1533546
Stop that regen. Use Combust on the vines and plants.

>>1533546
>>1533553
Wait, vines???
>CUMBOST

>>1533546
Combust!

>>1533546
attack the vines, and if we can go for the neck again.

>>1533378
>>wanting the girl who stole our one and only "friend"
>Marco did it on his own volition. He also at that point was going with us out of pity. Star did nothing wrong there, she was just the scapegoat for our anger while marco was the real target.
I can agree with this one. That being said, do you think anger is purely rational?

>>wanting the girl who punched us in the face just for making a joke.
>We insulted her first. Its our own fault to not expect a retribution of any kind, let it be a talkback or a punch. Holding a grudge because we aren't men enough to accept our mistakes is no excuse.
Words will never hurt me, and what not. To say that physical retaliation is equal to an insult is retarded.

>>wanting the girl who has utterly failed to truly apologize for ANY of her actions.
>What has she done to wrong us? Attack zombina? That was our fault to let a goddam zombie in the housevator. Who wouldn't attack a zombie if its the first thing you saw after waking up?
>Other than that, what other thing has she done against us? tell us we were mean?
The punch, and continually calling us mean? I mean, she's not wrong, but it's still not acceptable. Also being a member of the social elite.

>>wanting the girl who has tried to ASSASSINATE our best friend.
>She tought we were on the same path as marco was. She was just misguided and also she was trying to "fix her mistake". Remember, she belives muscles is her fault.
Don't you think she was being a little presumptuous? What right does she have to decide anything for us?

>>1533519
You don't think you're a little biased?

>>1533546
BURN TO THE GROUND THE PLANTS!

>>1533546
>use Combust on the drake
Fire away.

>>1533546
Let's light Muscles on fire and go for the neck again.

>>1533546
Zombina getting flashbacks to her original life when she fought drakes?

Anyway:
>While the drake is distracted, take to the skies.
>Combust the vines

>>1533546
Combust the plants trying to heal the injury around its neck then take the chance while its distracted to strike again

>>1533546

>>1533553
>>1533558
Change my vote to: Combust the neck & vines while Starwalking

>>1533546
Keep attacking at the wound, if we can bust enough veins we can bleed it to death.

Flame the vines
Sword the neck.
Flames should help with the vines, we don't want to cauterize the vessels with fire though. We want it to bleed out.

>>1533566
agree on anger
physical reaction is still bad
insults to us are bad
she was being presumptuous

But her actions were still in good faith, which is why we don't hate her on a Ludo level.
I don't think the ProStars think Anon will just like Star in a week or anything.

More like a month or so down the line if she stops being presumptuous and learns true empathy which encompasses trying to understand why a person's situation sucks rather than just "person's life sucks, I feel sad"

>>1533642
Also take the Star argument to discord please.
No sense clogging the thread.

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We won't die.
Anon won't die.
I refuse to let him die until Mami tells us one last bedtime story.

>>1533546

STOP THE REGENERATION

COMBUST VINES

THEN
GO FOR THE EYES.

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Rolled 4 (1d10)

THE VOTES HAVE BEEN CAST!

>COMBUST UPON THE VINES

>The neck is no longer in standard Melee Range

Without Teleporting or taking to the air you cannot melee the neck! Even then, you would be WEIGHTLESS while using Starwalk!

ROLL WISDOM TO HARNESS THE FLAMES!

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
Bleh

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533738
off to a good start

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
QUEMALOS!

Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1533734
TAPU KOKO
TAPU KOKO