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>My name is Nicholas Cage
>Most people know me from movies
>As an actor
>It's an alright gig
>Pays well, and leaves with time to do what I really love
>WHAM! goes the door to my 1989 Toyota Pickup
>My partner's returned from his trip to the QuickenGo
>S: "They didn't have Jack Links."
>Steve Buscemi
>S: "Andf these Vinegar Dogsh Suck."
>N: "They all taste the same, Steve."
>S: "No. No they do not only people who don't like vinegar say they taste the same."
>N: "People with tastebuds say they taste the same because normal people don't. like. Vinegar."
>S: "Oh yeah, Smarf guy?"
>He says through a mouthful of sunflower seeds and corn-chips
>S: "Wha kinna salad dreffing you like, huh?"
>N: "Ranch."
>S: "What?"
>N: "Ranch. I like Ranch Dressing."
>S: "That's disgusting."
>I can't help but crack a grin at his typical hypocrisy
>N: "Says the man with a mouth full of nuts, corn chips and vinegar soaked processed meat."
>S: "Hey. It's a pallet thing."
>He takes a swig of his East-Beast Chai energy tea
>S: "I like to mixf mah texfytures."
>I laugh harder
>He crams some more sunflower seeds into his mouth
>S: "Assfholes like you are the reasfon there's no competition-"
>He swallows
>Gets some more seeds and chips in his craw before he even starts speaking
>S: "In the preservative flavored meat market."
>I'm doubled over my steering wheel
>S: "It'll be the death of Capitalism as we know it."
>CRAWNCH!
>Goes my engine
>My eyes snap up as I realize what's landed on my hood
>A lvl 43 Demon Aristocrat
>Baphomet type
>CRRASH goes my window as it reaches it's pig-like forelimbs into the cab
>I dive out
>BLAM BLAM!
>Going for it's torso with my enchanted Desert Eagle
>Steve erupts form the passenger side
>BABLOOM!
>With his 12 gauge
>Damn
>I liked that truck
>I'm spattered with Demon Skull fragments, brains and blood
>Typical Wednesday at this point
>Steve offers a hand to help up off the pavement
>N: "Nice shot."
>S: "Don't think this means you're off the hook about the Ranch Dressing."
>A: "Hello, boys."
>S: "Jesus."
>A: "Not quite."
>Amanda Bynes
>N: "I thought we iced you in Rio."
>She smirks
>Cocks the slide back on her Skorpion Machine Pistol
>Pulls down her leopard print jacket to reveal the hell collar her dark master has given her
>A: "Psh. As if. I'm a star, baby."
>She aims for me
>A: "Stars don't -do- retirement."


>THESE ARE THE IMAGES PRESENTED IN OMNITRAXUS' ORB OF EVENTUALITY<

>You are Anonymous
>You just watched this whole thing go down for the past 30 minutes or so
>Not sure why, The Miles Tall Star dude just put it on and popped some Pop-Tarts in his brick toaster oven when you started talking to him
>A: "Is this real?"
>O: "Everything's real somewhere. Like you. You're real right here and now!"
>A: "The multidimensions were always confusing but this leaves me with more questions than answers."
>O: "Well it's a good thing H-P. brought you here then! I preside over all space time! Ask me anything!"

What ask?

what am I and why does the universe itself hate me

>>1573142
There's a pocket dimension this door could go into. A magic grenade shut it down and it locked away my friend forever. Please, I need to get back there and save her.

>>1573142
>How the fuck do I get my shit out of my dead housevator?

>>1573142
Well.
Let's get straight to the point. Ask him if he can help us get our stuff back from the broken housevator.

>>1573142
Ask him
>How do fix housevator?

>>1573149
This

>>1573142
>what am I and why does the universe itself hate me

>>1573142
Zombina how do I get to her.

>>1573142
Why did you called me anomalous?

>>1573142
>Is there a universe where my life doesn't fucking suck?
>Oh, right. And, uh, do lewd universes exist?

>>1573161
>>1573157
>>1573148
These

>>1573142
>Amanda Bynes
>Steve Buscemi
>Nicholas Cage
>Fighting demons
wtf is going on in that dimension and when can we get a spin off with it

>>1573149
Nevermind this

>>1573142
>"Why does the universe hate me so damn much? But more importantly, how do I get my stuff outta the housevator?"

>>1573169
don't forget to link your first post when you change your vote

>Ask what he meant exactly when he called us an Anomaly.
>Also ask how we could potentially access pocket dimensions when their original openings are destroyed.

>>1573142
Can you fix the housevator? Also, was Half-Life 3 a good game?

>>1573149
SUPPORT

>>1573149
This is a good one

>>1573142
>"Whats it like presiding all over space time?"

>>1573159 from this to this>>1573169

>>1573173
Happy?

>>1573142
Zombia out of houseivator?

also can we make her.. like alive? You're the all knowing you'd know the how to on that one wouldn't you?

>>1573162
Supporting.

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Time to count, friends!

>N: "Amanda. You don-"
>A: "You don't have to do this? Really? I'm a fucking -demon- now, Nick. I was made to do this. I AM the will of the Horned King."
>S: "What you are is flat and skanky. Also, your purse is reflecting the sun in my eyes. Could you hold it on the other side?"
>A: "I bet you regret saving me from the twin towers now, huh Steve?"
>S: "Absolutely not."
>Amanda looks a little taken aback
>S: "There was still hope for you then."
>Blam!
>He's fired his last shot into Amanada Bynes
>BRAAKAKAKAKAKAK!
>She sprays bullets into him
>I dive for the gun, knowing buckshot to the chest won't do more than slow down a revanent like Amanada
>I wrestle the Skorpion from her hands and pull out Father Grady's charm
>N: "Per quam voluntas fuit. Per arbitrium fecerunt. Gratia Dei per bonum a summa nulli!"
>Amanda screams
>Her collar burns in holy fire
>I stand
>Watch her burn for a moment
>I look back
>Steve's hit
>N: "You gonna live?"
>S: "Aaah! Fuck! She got me in the meaty shoulder part."
>N: "You'll live."
>BrrrAKAKAKAKAK!
>I finish Amanda off just as her skull erupts into blue fire from inside her head
>N: "She'll be back."
>S: "Yeah...and we'll be waiting."

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:^)

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THE VOTES

>What am I?
6 votes

>Why me?
1 vote

>How do I into the door?
12 votes

>Other realms
2 votes

>How are you, Omnitraxus? Gee I bet nobody asks you about -your- day. Like ever.
1 vote


>You pull the Housevator from your pocket
>A: "You see this?"
>O: "I don't have eyes."
>A: "Well y-"
>O: "Hahaha! Yes, I see it, Anonymous. I see a tiny little door that used to lead to..."
>A: "A pocket dimension. I bought this thing at Quest Buy and I...I messed up."
>O: "Oh? How?"
>A: "Somebody used a Magic Dispelling Grenade on me. It wiped out all the magic from this door and...and I left some pretty important stuff in there."
>O: "Like?"
>A: "Like a fucking friend of mine, first off."
>O: "Oh deer."
>A: "Also, my only sets of armor. An egg I impulse looted for the sake of adorable pet times...look."
>You hold the door up
>A: "If there's anything you can tell me about how to get in there. She's my friend. I brought her back from the dead and she needs me. She counts on me. I have to save her."
>O: "Hm...that -is- an issue."
>He turns away
>Starts fiddling with something unseen
>Or rather...
>It -would- be unseen if he wasn't made of an actual set of floating stars
>He's rifling through a manual of some kind
>A: "What is that?"
>He snaps back around
>O: "No PEEKING!"
>Muscles politely covers your eyes
>Then opens them up a crack by curling a finger over like a party noise maker
>A: "Heh. Gross."
>Omnitraxus is flipping through diagrams
>Schematics
>Almost like a repair guide to something...
>O: "Well. It looks like you have a few options here."
>He turns back, a near star cluster bursts and reforms into a new solar system with four cycling Neutron Stars with fauna ridden planets
>He scratches at it
>O: "One option...is perilous."
>A: "Senpai, that's my daily."
>O: "The other...could get ugly."
>A: "I both wake up and remain ugly, Famalam."
>O: "Up to you..."
>A: "Can't you elaborate? Like...at all?"
>O: "Oh! Haha, sure. Anti-magic in your world is made from Pixie Crystals in Pixtopia. The way that works is the crystals intercept magic at it's source and absorb it, sending it to the grand crystal located at the heart of the Pixie Queen's palace."
>A: "I-...I see."
>How the heck did those stiffs get Pixie Magic rocks?
>O: "The other option is a bit messier..."
>A: "Which is?"
>O: "You go over there."
>He points to a distant cloud of floating mirror-rocks
>O: "Find the crystal which represents your friends' pocket dimension. Then crack it open to get her out."
>A: "What's messy about that?"
>O: "...what you'll see in there."
>A: "Are we talking 'not on a christian image board' levels of I don't wanna see it orrrr-"
>O: "Neo seeing the code levels of I don't wanna see it."
>A: "Oh."
>O: "Shit could get weird."


CHOOSE

>Perilous Mission to a magical castle

>Risk all Reality and concept of safety

>Ask another Question

>>1573307
>>Ask another Question
what am I and why does the universe itself hate me

>>1573307
>Risk all Reality and concept of safety
>Ask another Question
Still want to know what that anomalous comment was about

>>1573307
We can handle the messier option! Let's do it, time is not something we have on hand!

>>1573307
>Ask another Question
Before deciding that,what did you meant by "Anomalous"?

>>1573307
>Risk all Reality and concept of safety
>Ask another Question

what am I and why does the universe itself hate me

>>1573307
Well, let's go risk all reality and our concept of safety.
Not like we've been safe for a long while anyways.

>>1573307
>>1573320
this

>>1573307
>Ask another Question

>>1573307
>>Risk all Reality and concept of safety
>Risk all Reality and concept of safety
Risk all Reality and concept of safety
WE GOIN' IN

>>1573307
>Ask another question

Got a few

Who the hell was the lizard guy that saved my ass?

Why is my life so fucked?

And how're ya doing?

>>1573328
Supporting

>>1573320
this

>>1573339
Supporting

>>1573307
>another question
ask what the lizard's deal was

also
> lets fly to the castle
I feel like we are more likely to succeed than going through a cloud of hay to find a crystal needle

>>1573307
>Risk all Reality and concept of safety
I'd rather not storm the castle with Antimagic crystals everywhere.

>>1573307
>>Perilous Mission to a magical castle
That shit sounds like it needs to be investigated and SHUT DOWN

>>1573307

>>1573307
While I DO want Anon to see THE CODE
I feel that Pixieland is a safer mission...


LETS GO FUCKING NEO

>>1573368
>Safer mission
>Going to the land of fucking Anti-Magic
>While we're held together by magic
Riiiiiight.

>>1573339
I wanna know that too.

>>1573307
Ask another question

>>1573307
Castle, yo.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1573307
Also can we roll for something?
Doesn't really matter what, just anything

>>1573307
>Perilous Mission to a magical castle
This one please

>>1573392
lets not roll

>>1573392
Like clockwork

>>1573307
>>1573332
>Perilous Mission to a magical castle
>Ask another question

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>1573392

>>1573409
>d3

>>1573324
Do we have somewhere to be?

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Time to count!

>S: "I hate the South."
>N: "You have something to hate about everything."
>S: "Not true. Not. True. There is nothing to hate about the game of Curling."
>N: "It's boring. It's actionless."
>S: "It's a game of precision. Done with synchronized teams on a perfectly maintained battlefield of tactics and organization. You can get up. Grab a beer. Sit down. You missed nothing. Same hit is still up on screen. Perfect game."
>N: "Sure, Steve."
>I load the last three rounds into Elvira, my enchanted Desert Eagle
>S: "Not the mention the asses on those girl in the spandex. Hoooo, man."
>N: "Duck."
>S: "Are you calling me a rapist water-bird?"
>N: "No, DUCK!"
>Mothman comes at us from the trees
>His eleven inch claws rip the roof right off my 1970 restored Gremlin
>Damn
>I liked that car
>Steve opens up a barrage of bullets from his Madsen LMG
>Good thing we stopped off to visit the Danish army when that time-genie jumped us
>BRRAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKABATOooooo
>S: "Sonnuva bitch!"
>Steve sits down in a huff
>N: "What do you suppose he eats out here?"
>S: "I dunno, Nick. I don't wax poetic about our quarry while it's trying to rip our dicks out."
>N: "Maybe like...jumbo sized sweater sleeves or...maybe it rips up native hemp plants."
>I see Mothman's burning red eyes coming at us from the darkness
>N: "Reload."
>S: "Reload yourself. I've got over 200 rounds in this thing."
>N: "That's what he said."

>>1573421
YES! Eyes of the skull lord, saving Mom, getting our wand!

>Risk all Reality and concept of safety
THIS is why the universe and Fate hates us. we are like a little disease, trying to kill the host.

>>1573392
Like pottery

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>>1573433

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THE VOTES

>The Pixtopia Fortress
5 votes

>GAZE INTO THE VOID
6 votes

>Ask another question

>What am I?
7 votes

>Whoms't mans was the lizard?
4 votes

>Why me?
2 votes

>A: "Sheeeeit."
>You start walking toward the ocean of floating rocks
>As you do, Omnitraxus reaches over your head and grabs the horizon
>Wut
>He grabbed the horizon
>Then, with a grunt he drags the crystal sea closer
>Those rocks become planetoids
>Asteroids
>Hemorrhoids
>Because you can already tell
>A: "This is gonna be a pain in the ass, isn't it?"
>O: "A pain in more places than that, Anomylous."
>A: "For the last time, dude my name is 'Anon."
>O: "Not if you knew what 'I' knew."
>A: "Alright then, Mr. Ominously Repeats himself what the fuck -do- you know?"
>Your temper is flaring
>Your hair is out of place
>This week has gotten to you
>How?
>How could this have all been just over a week?
>Two weeks?
>Even years shouldn't feel this tiring
>A: "I know I'm getting stronger but nobody seems to know in -what-. I always seem to get the shit kicked out of me every time I let my guard down. It's fucking bullshit! My life. Is Bulllllllll shit!"
>O: "You should go into farming, then."
>A: "Would you just tell me something straightforward for once?"
>O: "Sure."
>He grabs a crystal and brings it down
>He turns it, a nearby clock whirrrs backwards and you see...


>You
>In a blue hoodie with green jeans
>You're in your backyard
>A: "Is that me?"
>Playing with Star Butterfly


>IN THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE<
>A: "Heads up, Star!"
>S: "Anon~ look! I can make Moon Shoes like in those commercials you showed me!"
>Star waves her wand, turning her gigantic boots into a set of bouncy trampoline contraptions
>A: "Sick! Do me, next!"
>She does you, then proceeds to fluff herself
>S: "I'm getting -pretty good- at this summoning magic, huh?"
>You bounce a bit
>Then grab the ball you were both using to play catch
>A: "Haha. We'll see how good you are at handling the leather now that we-HRRRK!"
>SSSKKRP!
>You outside the crystal is frozen in horror
>You within it is slowly turning white
>He looks down
>To see a Monster sword emerging from a portal...and out of his bleeding stomach


cont

>>1573491
TRUST NOONE
NOT EVEN YOURSELF

>>1573491
I swear to god if it is LUDO, he will beg for death, just like that bitch Man-Parts.

>>1573491
OH SHIT

>>1573491
Its Marco

>>1573491
well, not expecting that

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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>1573491
>>1573491

>O: "Whoah. That's pretty hardcore, gotta be honest."
>A: "What the fuck!?"
>You scream, motioning to the smooth surface
>O: "Dudedudedude shhhshshsh it's not over."
>The you in the crystal weeps for a second
>Throws up
>Monsters emerge from the portal and start to surround Star Butterfly
>She's in shock...but leaps into action as best she is able
>She fights
>Kicks
>Screams
>Eventually...she is beaten
>The Monsters drag her back into the portal with a gloating Ludo, who's much taller than the one from your world
>You choke and sputter on the bloodstained grass until...eventually.

>You die
>PweeeWoop!
>The crystal goes dark
>O: "Welp! It wasn't that one!"
>A: "What the SHittery Dittery doo was that, dude!?"
>O: "It was one of your alternate timelines. You -did- say you wanted to know what you were, right?"
>A: "Y-yes but..."
>O: "You're an anomaly."
>A: "Why?"
>O: "Not even I know that...why is for philosophers. I'm more of a~ engineer of the cosmos."
>He pokes your chest
>O: "You're special. Because you're the you that made it this far."
>He waves his hand, bringing down the other crystals
>The millions of crystals
>O: "You don't exist. In any other realities."
>They're blank
>Black
>Just like the one where you watched yourself get skewered
>O: "Because in all the other realities...you die."
>You feel sick
>A: "Wh-...what's different about -this- reality!?"
>Omnitraxus eyes you up and down
>O: "Could be something...maybe nothing."
>A: "Nothing!? So I could just die!?"
>O: "All mortals die, Kid."
>A: "Well I'm not -some- kid!"
>O: "You're right. You're an anomaly."
>A: "Am I...am I an accident?"
>O: "Nah. Nobody's here on purpose."
>He settles in front of you, kneeling his lake sized skull down to meet your gaze
>O: "As long you're breathing you can still -give- yourself purpose. I can see that. Even if the threads of fate lie beyond me."
>A: "Glossaryck mentioned the threads."
>O: "Glossaryck? Oh cool, he's like my dad. If Dads ignored and constantly complained about having to know you."
>A: "OH so he's like -my- dad. Minus the beatings."
>O: "Ayyyyy"
>A: "Ayyyyyy"
>O: "Welp. Good luck finding your friend."
>A: "W-wait! How will I know if I'm going the right way?"
>O: "Space is Convoluted here, kiddo. Follow your heart. Or your brain, more likely."

>You stand at the cosmic shore

>Roll WILL to seek out Zombina's soul in the infinite dark

or

>Turn back now

Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1573540

Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1573540
ROLL

Rolled 12 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1573540
WIIIIIIIIIILL IT TO HAPPEN
DARE

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1573540
WE GOTTA SAVE ZOMBINA

Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1573540
DON'T FUCK UP

Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1573540
Well that was something

Rolled 3 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1573540

Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1573540

Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1573540
FIND HER!

Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1573540
Rolling.

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>DON'T WADE A LITTLE WAY OUT
>ITS NOT INVITING
>BUT NEITHER ARE WE
>DIVE THE FUCK IN

>>1573540
Convoluted... I noticed that.

Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1573540
Let's do this

Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

zombina bls

Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1573540
Vale,es la hora... Allé voy!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1573540
Imma comin

>>1573540
WAIT! One last question I want to ask him while we're leaving!

>Do you think God stays in heaven because he to fears what he's created? Here on earth?

Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1573540
Rolling from a concert

>>1573590
We have to do this before we leave

>>1573546
This is good enough right?

>>1573599
With our nat 20 it's 22 whole. It's a good fuggin roll.

Rolled 20 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1573540

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Maybe one version of Anon managed to destroy his universe and recreate it in his own image.

Now all the other timelines are trying to kill us so it doesn't happen to them.

>>1573602
I think you mean 24 now... >>1573603

Rolled 15 (1d20)

Fate

Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1573540
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

We should de-animate the bones from the castle until we need them again. They are costingus 2points of precious will.

>>1573637
Supporting

Rolled 20 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1573540
Shiggity shill watch my will

Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1573540
HEAVEN OR HELL
LET'S GOOOO

>>1573540
>"Because in all the other realities...you die."
How many of them managed to get laid before they die?

>>1573644
Thats big will!

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>>1573546
>>1573546
WINNER!

>20 total
>>1573560
+2!
>>1573603
+2!


>>1573590
>>1573590
>24 total

>You gently put a toe into the black inky soup of the cosmos
>Of the space between space
>The empty
>A: "Hey wait...Omni."
>You turn back to the titanic being you've been conversing with
>A: "Are you god?"
>O: "Naw."
>Ding!
>He pulls a strudel clearly meant for a normal human out of his microwave
>A: "Is Glossaryck God?"
>O: "No way."
>He eats the Strudel with his finger tip
>A: "Is anybody?"
>O: "I think...if God is a dude. Mm! Strawberry. If God is a real dude and he has any brains...he'd never show his face."
>A: "Why not?"
>O: "Because he'd be responsible for everything. Everything that happened to everyone."
>You reach up to your eyes and remove a pair of non-existent spectacles

>A: " https://youtu.be/0RFwyobtnKA?t=8 "
>O: "Yeah, I mean I'd probably take his shoes for making Glossaryck my dad."
>A: "Shit."
>You push off from precipice and spread your cloaked wings
>A: "I wonder if God wears Timbs in my size."

https://youtu.be/uwmeH6Rnj2E

>As you contemplate mugging the almighty you realize this space has no gravity
>No wind resistance
>No time
>You are the engine of your placement in it
>WILLed onward by the strength of your mind
>Is is terrifying
>Freeing
>Beautiful
>You close your eyes
>Your WILL snakes out in every direction
>You feel the Empty in all it's facets
>The purity and simplicity as you consume it into THE MACHINE that is your expanded mind
>Meep meep!
>Behind you, the three Skull bois you raised follow behind
>They're still a tiny Bone-car with one skull for a head and two for little wheels
>At least you aren't alone
>They spin and cavort among the stars here
>Are they even stars
>You grab one
>It doesn't burn
>It's almost warm
>You see things in it
>Images
>Places
>None of them seem familiar
>A: "What is this?"
>O: "It's a dream!"
>Omni yells from an infinite space away
>A: "Huh?"
>O: "A whisper of what could be! It counts as part of reality! A tiny, perfect place that minds go when they feel at peace."
>He turns away
>He isn't looking
>You can feel Susan's WILL now
>Deeper into the void
>You're about halfway there if you keep at it at this rate
>There's other crystals here


>Pocket The Dream
Y/N

>Keep going for Susan
or
>Look into another Crystal

>>1573654
>14
>Anti social outcast
>We only actually got friends and Jackie because of dark magics no other anon got.
The only one that didn't die a virgin was Femanon, who got the Hentai bad end and got the Eclipsa special

>>1573666
>>Pocket The Dream
Y

>>1573666
>Pocket The Dream
>Y

>Keep going for Susan

>>1573666
>Y
>>Keep going for Susan

>Pocket the dream
>Keep looking for Susan

>>1573666
Nah, that isn't for us.

Also, GO FOR HER! FUCK THE OTHER CRYSTALS! SUSAN!

>>1573666
>>Pocket The Dream
N
>Keep going for Susan

>>1573666
THE DREAM pocket it

Also look for susan

>>1573666
>Pocket The Dream
Y
>Look into another Crystal
Since we are already here... Lets see what stories could we find.

>>1573666
>Y
>Keep going for Susan

>>1573666
>Don't Pocket The Dream
>Keep going for Susan

>>1573666
>Y
>Keep going for Susan

Pocket the dream
>you

SECRET DEFYING FATE PATH! !!!

SEE IF YOU CAN SAVE OR RESURRECT ANY OTHER ANONS FROM THEIR DEATHS! !!

>>1573666
>Pocket The Dream
N

>Keep going for Susan

>>1573666
Y to the dream.
Keep going for susan.

>>1573666
>666
Hail Satan

>Pocket The Dream
Yup
>Keep going for Susan
We can take a peak later

>>1573666
>Pocket dream

Why not. Not like reality hates our guts any more than it does now.

>Look into another crystal
If we can do it without losing sight of Susan... Then yeah. Let's see.

>>1573699
This this this. Massive army of anons defying fate and kicking ass.

>>1573699
Huh.

Wonder if we can reach that far to do so...

Supporting.

>>1573711
>Kicking ass
>When they all fucking died
Sure. Right.

>>1573699
How could this possibly go wrong

>>1573666
>Y
We can always put it back if it's dangerous.
>Keep going for Susan

>>1573666
>Pocket The Dream
Snatch that shit nigga
>Keep going for Susan
Stay focused young blood

>>1573699
I support this

Fuck you fate!

>>1573686
support

>>1573699
I want to try this after we get Susan. She's our first priority though.

Or maybe that's our true end goal. To save all our other selves from bullshit deaths.

>>1573666
>Pocket The Dream
"Omni, Is it cool for me to have a dream?"
If yes, keep.
If no, let go.

>Keep going for Susan

>>1573666
Pocket the dream, and...

Continue.

>>1573666
>pocket the dream
>keep looking for Susan

>>1573699
OK..... literally how are we going to fucking get into the other universes? So far, all we have are looking glasses, not actual portals to the other universes. So literally how?

>>1573666
Pocket the dream abd keep going fir Susan

>>1573699
We'll try this after we save Susan

>>1573732
By doing our best in school and eating our vegetables

>>1573699
I support

>>1573666
>>1573695
On second thought,
>Ask Omni if it's ok for us to pocket a dream. If yes, pocket it. If no, don't.
>Look into another Crystal

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GUYS

>>1573699
FUCK IT

DO THIS

>>1573699
That's dumb

>>1573699
This!
But don't pocket the dream.

>>1573666
>Pocket The Dream
>Keep going for Susan

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TIME TO COUNT!

>S: "All I'm saying is that the intestines of the unborn are -sweeter- than the guts of the already damned. It's a cost vs reward thing."
>Steve's been possessed by Satan
>Not -the- satan...but one of them
>Lucikron has too many agents now
>Little islands of his power
>We fought one at the base of this castle in Chechnya
>When it's body was destroyed by the det charges we put under the grand staircase it's soul kept fighting
>Demon Ghosts
>Now I've seen everything
>We're marching up the spiral staircase
>Trying to get to the source of this thing's anchor to the mortal plane
>If we destroy it, we might save Steve
>S: "You can't look me in the third eye and say you wouldn't hike a mile through Sasquatch shit if it meant getting shaved boipussy or baby guts. They're premium experiences."
>N: "Steve."
>S: "Yeah?"
>N: "Does this look like a Crucifix to you?"
>S: "Ah!"
>SSSSSSSSsssss
>S: "aaaaaaa..."
>N: "Doesn't hurt much does it?"
>S: "No."
>N: "Try to stop talking."
>I cock my Deagle
>Pull out her brother Sampson
>My Glock
>N: "We're running out of time."

>>1573699
Nonono. Bad Idea. Thats how you get a bunch of Anons claiming to be the real Anon trying to kill Best Anon.

>>1573846
Does that mean Nick Cage is an anon?

>>1573666
N / Keep Going

Omni has already said all the crystals only contain various ways we die in other time-space continiums. Don't think we need a grizzly reminder of our mortality.

N / Keep Going

Our dreams are our own, don't steal another's.

>unless it's Hpoo's of us...
>when we were a man...
>is the crystal foggy?

>>1573886
Good thing what he's pocketing isnt a crystal.

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Rolled 10, 2 = 12 (2d10)

THE VOTES

>Pocket the dream

Y: 12 votes

N: 7 votes

>Keep looking for Susie Q
20 votes

>Look at more Dumb Ways to die, self trauma edition
2 votes

>SUPRAH FATE DEFIANCE PACK
7 votes


>You look over your shoulder
>Omni is busy
>Busy watching some weird hologram of Nick Cage beating a demon Nun to death with a garden hoe
>Steve Buscemi is freaking out in a corner
>You put the little dream to your ear
>You hear a whisper
>???: "Anonymous..."
>WHuh
>Wh...
>You glare at the little light
>A: "Aight fine."
>You shove it into your pocket
>A: "Fuckin' Quest Hooks."
>Then continue off into the void
>You glance over the blank crystals
>You wonder what lies within
>Omni said you were the last one
>The only one to survive everything life had in store for you
>A thought gnaws at the back of your brain
>If you can control fate...why not control your own?
>Why not alter fate?
>Why not spit in it's face
>You shake the thought from your mind for moment
>There's work to be done
>As you drift further into the darkness the crystals begin to become strange
>Their shapes are monoliths
>Or crumbling clouds of crystaline powder
>The space here feels stifled
>Enclosed
>Ancient and forgotten
>You see many small crystals floating about
>One or two seem to be mini-marts
>A: "Pocket realms."
>You're in the right place
>You can feel Susan's mind nearing

ROLL WILL TO FIND HER

then make a Wisdom save. (d20 + Wis)

Rolled 14, 13 = 27 (2d20)

>>1573906

Rolled 19, 4 = 23 (2d20)

>>1573906
SAVE HER!

Rolled 10, 15 = 25 (2d20)

>>1573906

Rolled 6, 10 = 16 (2d20)

>>1573906

Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d20)

>>1573906

Rolled 12, 7 = 19 (2d20)

>>1573906
WE COMIN' BABY CAKES

Rolled 9, 18 = 27 (2d20)

>>1573906
DON'T FUCK UP

Rolled 17, 1 = 18 (2d20)

>>1573906

Rolled 5, 8 = 13 (2d20)

>>1573906
FIND HER, I WILL FIND HER

Will, then wis

Rolled 10, 18 = 28 (2d20)

>>1573906
I LIKEE DA PASTA AND THE LINGUINE

Rolled 10, 6 = 16 (2d20)

>>1573906

Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d20)

>>1573906
Oh god

Rolled 14, 2 = 16 (2d20)

>>1573906

Rolled 15, 11 = 26 (2d20)

>>1573906

Rolled 1, 17 = 18 (2d20)

>>1573906
Crack it WIDE OPEN

>all these nat 1's.

I hope the initial rolls were good enough

>>1573906
roll

Rolled 9, 4 = 13 (2d20)

>>1573906
Watch these Double nat 20s

Rolled 13, 8 = 21 (2d20)

>>1573937
REAL ROLL

Rolled 9, 11 = 20 (2d20)

>>1573906
Rollin

Rolled 12, 7 = 19 (2d20)

>>1573906

Rolled 17, 3 = 20 (2d20)

Fine

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>>1573934

>>1573956
>the multiverse is killing all anons because one of them made Mr.Bone's wild ride

Rolled 2, 10 = 12 (2d20)

>>1573906

Rolled 6, 12 = 18 (2d20)

>>1573906
Time to conquer most of india

Rolled 7, 8 = 15 (2d20)

>>1573906

Rolled 13, 14 = 27 (2d20)

>>1573906
I want to see if we can save anons

Rolled 3, 20 = 23 (2d20)

>>1573906
We're going to have to come back for the rest of ourselves

Fuck you fate!

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SESSION PAUSE

Until 10:30 pm, gents. Am currently working. Will get the ball rolling as soon as I am return.

>>1574009
My balls are as blue as Glossy. C'mon Quest I need my fix!

Rolled 3, 7 = 10 (2d20)

>>1573906

I am returned!
Counting up the rolls now.

>>1574090
I'm a little upset that you ignored my 20 here
>>1573644
It really hurt my feelings :(

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>>1573920
WILL WINNER!

>26 total

>>1573932
-2


>>1573912
WISDOM WINNER!

>17 total


>>1573917
-2
>>1573920
-2

>>1574007
+2!

>24 WILL
>15 WIS

>>1574103
If I am already typing I cannot see rolls that come in after I count.
>I usually wait 15 minutes after calling for a roll to count up

Past that I -might- see your roll I might not, friend. I would never outright ignore your precious rolls. Bless you for rolling and giving us your beautiful crit.


>This infinity that surrounds you
>You can feel a kind of order to it
>A smooth blackness, pockmarked by existence
>You start to see something different about the pocket dimensions
>They're shinier
>More uniform
>A: "More fake..."
>Each one designed for a specific purpose
>One for pleasures of it's owner
>Easy to get lost in that
>Especially if you're not ready for La-Lude ness
>You've seen enough hentai to know where that shit is going
>No where good
>You close your eyes
>Listen closely to the beating of your little soul
>Of Susan's spirit
>You hear her voice
>She's alone in the dark of your Housevator
>She's afraid now...
>Z: "M-muh mashhter."
>She hates the dark
>...but she believes in you
>She starts to sing

https://youtu.be/ejnDXnNIBD0

>That's it
>You feel her now...and see something in her mind
>A golden field of Corn
>Shining
>Serene
>Perfect
>With a lankly little girl, dirty as a mole running through it with no shoes
>Huh
>You think you get why Undead are so happy
>If that's what they see all the time
>You stalk through the crystals
>A shadow
>A wave
>You push past meaningless wrecks of ruined worlds
>Until you find it

cont

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Just so no one forgets, I told you all about Nicholas Cage days ago.

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>>1574157
>>1574157

>A: "Gotchya."
>Which is when you realize just how far you've swam from the shore
>You're standing at the edge of all existence
>Looking out from here there are no more realities
>There is darkness
>Like the drop from the reef off into the true ocean deep
>In that darkness you see a glimmer
>Something that writhes just beyond understandable space
>It's coils roll
>An eye or two emerges from it's mass
>Hooked teeth
>A polyp like body with holographic wings
>You noticing it seems to have caught it by surprise
>Your mind has grown too alert for such deceptions
>It can't hide and this has given it pause

>ITEM OBTAINED<
Housevator Crystal


>You're staring at the inter dimensional equivalent of a deep sea predator
>At the very edge of...everything
>Surrounded by looking glasses into worlds where you have died

>It's actually that deep

What do?

>>1574161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meOCdyS7ORE

>>1574161
"Hi, have you lost loved ones too?
Was it in a totally unfair manner?
Does it keep happening, as though existence has a grudge against you?
I know that feel bro."

Try to be friends with the outer god.

>>1574161
attack the thing.

>>1574161
leave now,we got what we needed

>Make yourself look big. Back away slowly. Get ready to sweep crystals into its face if you have to.

>>1574161
Let's not stay here any longer than we have to. We should head back, but keep our eyes on that thing. No sneak attacks here, no sir.

>>1574161
>MASSACRE WAVE
First shoot,then ask the questions.

>>1574161
>>1574169
This
I want this

>>1574161
Would telepathically contacting it be a bad idea?

Just to tell it we want no trouble.

>>1574161
we should use our dimension scissors to go back home since we aren't in combat yet

>>1574161
>>1574169
ELDER FRIENDS

>>1574173
Supporting. Proper bear protocol can never hurt.

>>1574161
Get out

>>1574161
Offer it hotpockets.

Or a MASSACRE WAVE if it turns out to be a dick.

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>>1574186

>>1574169
>>1574178
>You're staring at the inter dimensional equivalent of a deep sea predator
>Wanting to fucking talk to it
So, you clods think that we can basically talk down a fucking shark?

>>1574169
>>1574157
lets do this if we can, if not get out

>>1574161
let's book it. Get outta there

we've read enough Berserk to know where this is going.

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>>1574197

>>1574161
Leave and if the monster tries to fuck with up smack it in the gob.

>>1574169
Fucking diplomancy REEEEE. I bet you wanted to talk to the lizard.

>>1574220
actually, I wanted to run away from the lizard

>>1574161
leave

>>1574161
RUN

Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

It's good that dex and cha have the same modifier.

>>1574161
See if it responds to conversation like the guys up above suggested, if not fucking RUN

>>1574169
THIS

>>1574169
I can dig this.

>>1574237
It's trying to sneak up on us, RUN

>>1574169
Supporting just for discord salt

>>1574262
I'm not on discord.
But I've heard it's always autism, so wouldn't it always be salty?

>>1574169
>BLOOD FOR BLOOD

>CONSUME THE BEAST WHEN ITS DISTRACTED

>CONSUME THE FLYING POLYP

>>1574169
Support
>>1574265
It's the worst there,full of idiots

>>1574265
Naw not the whole discord just a few most are pretty chill tho

>>1574273
>>1574277
Well, it can't be worse than the team fortress 2 general on /vg/. That place is autism incarnate.

>>1574277
>Naw not the whole discord just most of it few are pretty chill tho
ftfy please keep discord off of the thread

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>>1574262
>>1574265
>>1574273
>>1574277
>Talking about the discord in the thread

>>1574284
Please keep talking about the discord. You all really got me interested in getting in.

>>1574299
you don't want to go there. Trust me. It's a cesspool of autism and bad shitposts.

>>1574304
Oh, and domestic terrorism. Don't forget about that.
Now stop talking about the damn discord.

>>1574299
It's just full of assholes arguing all the time and never doing anything for the thread, they're paranoid as fuck and completely unopen to change once a they voice their opinions, they also sometimes get information from the QMs, but they never fucking share with us.

>>1574299
Is full of nice people,and you can get to talk with Quest!

>>1574310
OH. What a bunch of cunts.

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Time to count up these votes!


>As Tsoi-Pede Castle burns in the background I finish the last of our 3000 year old whiskey
>N: "Good thing we saved this, huh?"
>Steve is panting, the stakes I needed to drive through his body in order to kill Satan's presence from his body drizzle with his formerly demon infected blood
>S: "Yeah. It's good stuff."
>He takes the bottle from my hand
>Tries to drizzle it into his still fanged mouth
>He gets three drops
>S: "...Aw."
>I laugh
>S: "You gotta be kidding me!"
>I laugh harder
>My bite wounds ache
>The castle explodes
>It's another day saved
>S: "C'mon, Nick. You owe me 500 bucks for that bottle."

>Credits

https://youtu.be/N7zsCrpINtg

>>1574312
He only talks there? Why doesn't he do that here too? We don't matter as much?

>>1574326
the discord is supposed to contain the non-thread related babble.

>>1574326
It's infrequent and you get what we get. Hellos, Goodbyes, and the occassional insanely cryptic bit of semi-lore which gets shared here as weol.
Also shitposts.
It's nothing special.

>>1574326
Of course not, we might make the decision, but the guy has it in his head that they're the "brain" of anon, it's why he's such an asshole, because they're all assholes.

>>1574339
So what are you saying is that the discord guides who anon is and not all of us? REALLY?

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>>1574318
How deep does the rabbit hole go quest?

>>1574342
Yeah, it's absolutely bullshit, especially since all the people there are of the everyone is worthless except me, and anon is an infallible guy who can just rip and tear his way out of any situation, they never want diplomacy or having basic respect for others
It's why anon is so autistic and mean-spirited

>>1574349
>they never want diplomacy
Ahaha, that's cute friend. That's real freaking cute.

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>>1574310
>>1574310
I have been holding back on any and all lore crumbs in order to help keep that last bit under control. I had no idea how many of you were exclusive to the threads! The Discord is meant to be the "Bonus Features" of the Quest and while it's true I do drop nuggets it's only because I like entertaining. Be blessed, friend and thanks for playing.

THE VOTES

>Run https://youtu.be/mw2kKyJu9gY?t=125

14 votes

>Attac!
3 votes

>Talk to it. No really this will work.
10 votes


>You arm yourself
>With your arm
>Literally, because it's your limb
>Muscles morphs into a sinister looking Cylinder
>You're not sure if this thing is hostile
>It seems...confused
>Not angry
>Just bamboozled by your presence
>When it grows eyes they are wide and jittering
>You don't see a mouth
>Still, there is no reason to take any chances
>You start to return home
>Or at least toward the shore
>Maybe you can lose it in the crystals...

https://youtu.be/tTeXBTStek0

>What the fuck is that sound?
>Polka?
>Yodeling?
>A record scratch
>Screaming from all around
>THE THING LUNGES FROM THE DARKNESS!
>Arms with hooked fingers snatch out and run it across the floating bodies of crystals
>It's fore-front is a fountain of eyes
>They eyes split into individual eyes
>O-SHIT!


>NEW FEATURE!
>WHEN ENEMIES ATTACK I WILL ROLL THEIR ATTACKS IN THE THREAD!


THE MONSTER TRIES TO SWALLOW ANON INTO IT'S EYE-MASS!