>>1720330
>scissor portal in a keg
>gather the boys and girls
>AND CRACK THAT COLD ONE WIDE OPEN

>>1720330
Shit..... ask Britt what she wants for a gift. We can use scissors to bounce for like a minute to grab it. I'm sure we can afford it.

>>1720330
>"Bitch, I AM the gift."
>But for real tho, pop over to QB for a hot sec and get her somethin harmless and pretty. Jackie can come with.

>>1720330
>smug
"Then what would you like for a gift then?"

>>1720330
FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA
FUCK
YO
COUCH

>>1720358
Support

>>1720330
Grab a Mewman coin and flip it over to her. Alien currency worth a whole lots of muns and has the tale behind it of being given to you after slaying what was essentially a dragon.

>"Pretty awesome party so far."- Turn to give Jackie a hug and kiss her back before joining her and Oskarr.

>>1720330
"Name it, Bitch"

>>1720330
We could literally just offer a portal to anywhere.
A trip to quest buy.
Her old pet revived?

Maybe even offer to do a simple magic show. Give her the opportunity to fly.

>>1720358
this only after teasing her with this
>>1720356

>>1720358
Support

>>1720330
>>1720386
oh, even better:
>"I can bring you to the ultimate shopping mall, a store infinite in length and breadth and fill with anything and everything you can think of, Bitch."

>>1720422
I really don't think we should take Brit to QB. The shit in there can be dangerous or even downright evil, like the collars.

>>1720330
Alright,lets go to Quest Buy and get the bestest gift we can find.

>>1720358
support
>>1720330

>>1720330
also say that we can revive any pet she have lost so long we have the body

>>1720453
That would sap our own WILL to revive, you know.

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Here's something Quest posted on his Twitter detailing the differences between Luna and Eclipsa.

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Let us count my bretherens

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>>1720330
What'yu want, biatch?

Things we gotta do right off the bat:
>Call Mom because we didn't go to sleep home yesterday AGAIN and she's probably worried again.
>Get a present for Bittchney, and a good one at that.
>Call Janna, our Unicorn bro and maybe Hekapoo and see if they wanna crash this party with you.
>Get FUCKING WASTED

we should get something for Sabrina while we're shopping. As an apology.

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>>1720654
Vumping, lets make a thing where we take them both to buy something another day.

Also, Re-stock on Funyons.

>>1720346
This I like, it time to party!

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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1720356
>>1720346
>>1720401

>You smirk
>The most common form of pleased Anon
>You glance over at Jackie
>Then Luna
>She's smirking too
>Or-
>Or is that just her face?
>You slap your chest
>A: "Gift?"
>Then pose
>A: "Yer lookin' at it."

https://youtu.be/PXD-jv4GJys

>Brittney continues to stare at you
>Utterly unimpressed
>Br: "...if you don't have a gift in five minutes I'll have my driver throw you out onto the street."
>A: "I-I have money?"
>Br: "I have more."
>A: "Wanna bet?"
>Br: "Does your money earn interest in the Seven figures?"
>A: "Well I-"
>Br: "No. No it doesn't."

What an awful little tyrant of a girl.

>A: "I bet I could get you anything you wanted."
>Br: "That so?"
>A: "Yep."
>Br: "I want the Presidency."
>A: "Heh."
>Brittany is clearly serious
>You choke
>Then laugh even harder
>A: "Heheheh AAhahaha!"
>Jackie giggles
>Justin has gone silent
>A: "Holy shit god's taint you are a terror, Wong."
>Br: "I know what I want."
>She looms
>Br: "I'll go on easy on you though, McMoot. Since you -were- invited."
>She glares at Oskarr
>O: "Wuzzup?"
>He's drinking out of the punchbowl
>Straight
>With his hands
>Fucking savage
>Br: "Gimme whatever you got."
>You blink twice
>Whip out your scissors
>L: "Whipping it out now, are we?"
>A: "M-mom pls."
>L: "I feel incised by the energy. Perhaps we could get frivolous."
>Fancy tiny woman is desiring turnt
>SHRRRRRRIP
>WHAM!
>You put down a keg
>An entire barrel
>Of
>A: "Wait, what the fuck is this?"
>Quest Buy won't sell Minors alchohol
>So you grabbed the first dank drink you saw on the shelf

Rolling for beverage weird and wildness

Also ART by one of our wonderful friends!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1720786
Oskarr, you monster.
I love you.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1720786
drank

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1720786
CHUG
CHUG
CHUG

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1720786
DRANK DRANK DRANK DRANK DRANK!!!

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1720786

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1720786

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Why are you all rolling?

>>1720803
>>1720808
>>1720828
>>1720830
>>1720831
>>1720836
We ain't rolling dumbasses.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1720839
Fuck da polic

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1720786

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STOP ROLLING
>>1720803

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>>1720786
>>1720786


>19
That's pretty fucking wild, famalam

>ORIVILLE OBENBOGOM'S SCINTILLATING SPIDER JUICE
>S: "Siders?"
>Br: "Seriously, McMoot? You're giving me juiced Spiders for my birthday?"
>A: "Yeah, I mean what are you, gay?"
>Ju: "He's RIGHT!"
>Bruhstinian grabs a solo cup from the refreshment station
>Fills the shit up immediately
>The drink is brown and watery
>Smells a lot like honey
>He slaps the cup down

https://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N

>With MUCH more confidence than you've seen him do in the past
>Ju: " https://youtu.be/BGyhAzTLh2s "
>Once his symphony is over

17+5=22 Charisma check

>JU: "YEAAAHHHH!"

https://youtu.be/IYH7_GzP4Tg

>Basic Fuccboi music fills the limo
>Brittany is furious but...
>The crowd is bursting to life
>Justin jumps into the air
>His hands stick to the cieling
>Justin now has SPIDERWALK due to your drank
>Notbad.png

>Br: "I'm watching you, Anon."
>A: "Enjoy the show."
>You say with a flash of your full set of pearly whites
>Jackie drags your hand
>J: "We gonna dance or what!?"

Well?

>Name your dance moves if you want to dance
or
>Other

>>1720803
>>1720803
First roll of the thread is a 20?
Beautiful.
This is a sign. I shall use for BACKGROUND ROLLS

bless

>>1720858
>Dance with Jackie using Starwalk
>Make sure nobody peeks up her dress, or they're getting Muscle'd

>>1720858
USE MUSCLES TO DO THE WORLD'S FIRST BREAK DANCING DUET WITH JACKIE AND STLYE BEYOND WOLRDS

>>1720858
Summon the spirit of MJ!!! LET BILLY JEAN GUIDE YOUR WAY!!!

>>1720858
Just... A series of Michael Jackson moves. They don't even need to fit into the sound of the music but there MUST BE Thriller dance segment.

>>1720858
Dance on the ducking ceiling. We bought that spider shit, and damn it if we aren't going to put it to good use.

>>1720858
>do the Ronald Posing In The Mirror In That McRoll'd Video dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8Q

>>1720858
Popping and Locking is a must
Then we need to do The SpongeBob ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=49&v=PsbhQ6l4Gjs )
Then some third thing

>>1720858
Do whatever yo body feels like doin' man. Let the rhythm guide you.

>>1720858
https://youtu.be/LXO-jKksQkM
Dance like a god

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>>1720858
Pic related
It's always a crowd pleaser if you can pull it off

>>1720876
>>1720877
Switching to this, get zombina and the skeleton bois in on this too

>>1720906
>>1720907
Both man, just... Fuck Anon's shit all up. Time to release the fly guy.

>>1720858
>>1720893
switching vote to >>1720907

>>1720858
We do the chicken dance.

>>1720900
>>1720907
Fuck whatever I said, this is great.

>>1720912
>inb4 we have to roll for it and get a nat 1
>Anon ends up spin kicking Jackie in the face

>>1720907
DO IT

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>>1720858
>>1720877
>Thriller dance
Yes, support
https://youtu.be/4V90AmXnguw?t=42s

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Reminder that we may have broken Sabrina's heart and need to talk to her at least once by the time shit hits the fan at this party.
If we play our cards right we might be able to mend any damage we dealt to that poor girls self image before she fucking kills herself.

>>1720907
>>1720912
>>1720942
>>1720956
Reminder that we are dancing WITH someone and should make everything about ourselves. Jackie just wants to dance with her man, let her have this guys.

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Rolled 5 (1d10)

Nothing but dance votes...nothing but the groove!

>You grab Jackie's other hand
>So Muscles can pick the keg up
>You pound three big gulps
>Drop the barrel
>Jackie flips herself a cup
>Downs it herself
>Muscles swaps the back of his hand into a random girl's tush
>He comes back with her dress hanging off of his knuckles in bits
>S: "Chantelle!"
>Sorry, Chantelle
>A: "Let's rock."

ROLL DEX!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1720980
TIME TO FUCK UP

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1720970
Oh too late
>>1720980

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1720980

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1720980
les fail

Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1720980
BREAK A FRIGGEN LEG!

Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1720980

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1720980

Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1720980
Do you think I'll ruin it

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1720980
Rolling.

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>>1720995
DANCE MASTER IS ANON'S MIDDLE NAME

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1720980
gotta roll

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>>1720995
NOICE

>>1720995
Not with that roll baby.

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1720980
LET'S DO IT

>>1720995
YOOOO!!!!

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>>1720995
>We king of swag now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQwNN-0AgWc

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1720980
I help

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>>1720980
Hot damn, a 20!

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>>1720995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5oCLKFbPwA
DANCE GOD

Rolled 19 (1d20)

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>>1721026

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>>1720995
>>1720995

THE NATURALLLLL
TWENTYYYYYYYY

ULTIMATE!
Success!

>A: "I don't know how to dance."
>Jackie actually slips up and busts her fucking mouth on a nearby table

>With a nat 1

>A: "Oh HOLY shih-"
>J: "Owwww..."
>She rubs her split lip
>You chuckle
>A: "Uhh..."
>You blush
>A: "I c-could fix it if you wa-"
>Jackie goes for the full lip service
>She pulls back
>Smacks her lips
>J: "Onions?"
>Her mouth is healed
>A: "F-ffff-"
>Your heart swells

https://youtu.be/0fkFWAxdsd0

>>1720866
>YOU GRAB UR GURL
>You two step it up into the air
>She walks up the wall of the Limo
>Pretty astounded
>Your boots are still on
>The party lights catch the spikes

>>1720869
>Muscles pulls her off the wall
>Tosses her to you
>You don't float
>You FLIP!
>Standing on the cieling
>A: "Ok I still don't know what I'm doi-"
>J: "Just hit em with one of these!"

>>1720876
>Jackie does a spin on the ceiling
>You do the same
>Except you add a Micheal Jackson point to the sky er-
>Floor
>When you finish
>She laughs
>J: "Where'd these moves come from?"
>A: " This jammin' sesh brought to by PTSD..."
>>1720879
>>1720877
>You do the deepest ceiling lean you can
>Then shuffle around Jackie
>A: "And!"

>>1720893
>You place both arms over your head
>A: "1990s derivative memes."

cont

>>1721132
>>1721132

>>1720899
>You pop and lock
>Jackie is clearly getting dizzy from being upside down
>You pop her to stop
>Cast Starwalk on her instead of you
>The push her into the air

>>1720900
>>1720906
>She's floating
>Astounded
>You begin to slide your feet along the roof of the car
>Your joints lock in ridiculous ways

>Ju: "GoNon! GETTIT! A-NON! A-NON! A-NON!"
>Some other kids begin to chant

>>1720907
>You leap off the cieling
>Jackie in toe and SPIN!
>She's weightless
>So you can buffet her around like a helium balloon
>At one point you let her slowly float down
>Right onto Muscles' finger
>Butt touch
>A: "Naisu."
>Then you spin
>Leaving her still
>The cheers
>The Lights

This is what you deserved all along, Darling. Relish it.


>You flip out of your dance spin attack
>Up onto your feet
>Dispell Jackie's floating
>Muscles Catches her in your arms
>A: "WOO! TAXATION IS THEFT!"
>Nobody even knows what you said
>They're just screaming
>Dancing
>Oskarr is doing a handstand on the ceiling
>So his head is kind of just stuck there

>You Are Anon
>...and tonight
>Ja: "You're a party ANIMAL, dude!"
>You are a god

What do?

>>1721140
call mom
keep her in the loop!

>>1721140
SMOOCH THE SHIT OUTTA THAT GIRL
SMOOCH THAT GIRL RIGHT ON THE LIPS

>>1721140
FLIP CUP
BOAT RACE

also put some real alcohol in the spider drank.

Then give Jackie a kiss, tell her we have offical business and then talk business with our hostess about the MIB.

>>1721140
That's gotta be tiring, doing alla fucking that. I say, chill and chat with Jackie and any nearby cool people.

>>1721140
>Give that Jackie THE SNUGG
>And some kissu

>>1721140
>It is now time to chillax

>>1721140
Kiss her.

>>1721140
this
>>1721150
make the moment

>>1721140
https://youtu.be/tXmLRHnoSAs

>>1721140
Kissu. Then phonnu.

Time to call the full posse. Call Janna, Heka, and that unicorn who's name I can't remember.
Also, message mom to tell we a-ok.

>>1721140
I'm seeing an astounding lack of tactical planning and initiative here.
Can we get a good look at what's in the limousine, and who's attending this party?

>>1721140
Tell everyone we need to call our mom?
Nah


We should text her though

>>1721161
Addendum, don't call Mom. That'd be lame.

>>1721140
>>Ja: "You're a party ANIMAL, dude!"
note that Janna is here.

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>>1721283
Incorrect, bud.
>Ja for jAckie
>Ju for jUstin

>Janna is notably NOT here

Quiggety Quest is counting!

>>1721213
he's Alabaster
i prefer calling him Sweet Homie Alabama

>>1721323
GOD. DAMMIT.
Every time with this shit!
WHY CAN'T I BRAIN, QUEST!?

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THE VOTES!

>Call your Mom
3 votes
Yes, dear?
>No
>Not you, spooky space Mom
>Mom Mom
>Vaginal housing Mom
How creative.
>Has Luna gotten saucier?

>Tactical recon
1 vote

>Get real Booze
1 vote

>Take a colinex and just chill (sans the colinex. What are you, your mother?)
2 votes

>Call DABOIs who are mostlya horse and two women
1 vote

>Now KEES
5 votes


>You pant
>Wide your brow free from sweat
>Muscles gets you a cup of iced-spider-juice
>After chugging it you lock eyes with Jackie

https://youtu.be/IGMabBGydC0

>She pulls her hair back over her ear
>Suddenly you smell that scent she always has
>Clean beach
>With just a little BBQ chips and Pizza
>She's warm
>You feel pulled to her
>J: "You did it."
>A: "You can't prove that."
>J: "You kept your promise."
>She moves in
>You go for it
>There it is
>Full on mouth
>Consensual
>Not rushed
>Mutually affectionate kissing
In public, no less. Scandalous. Hmhmhm.
>This girl feels like a 90s road trip
>An adventure
>With someone you can totally depend on
>She believed in you
>Patched you up in the one place your powers can't reach
>Your heart
>She's Wholesome
>She's kind
>Her hand is supporting her weight on you
>Her whole aura is one of safety
>Then she-
>J: " https://youtu.be/rWMlIkLgb-Y "
>A: "..."

What do/say?

>>1721397
>"Jackie I cant do this with you im breaking up"

>>1721397
catch it in your mouth and make her eat it!

>>1721397
KISS HER AGAIN
Then start to mingle with the others

>>1721397
Pretend to choke in an over exaggerated way. As a joke. THEN chill and talk.

>>1721397
>Nother kissu

>So, what was it like without me?

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>>1721397
>"Better late then never"

>>1721447
you mean
>"Better out than in"

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>>1721456
fuck, i can't even quote right

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>>1721397
>"Noice"

>>1721397
Does this count as a normal date?

>>1721397
>better out than in

Continue PDA

>>1721418
For the shits and giggles, do this

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Them votes

>Dump her this is unforgivable
>Uncivilized
>Savage
1 vote

>Grossout Pushback
1 vote

>Kiss her again this is your fetish
2 votes

>Jokey jokes
3 votes

>Ignore it
1 vote

>A: "Is that how we're doing this?"
>J: "If you can't handle me at my gassiest you don't deserve me at my classiest."
>You crack a little
>A: "Ey gurl."
>Muscles steals an entire nearby Snack dispenser
>A: "I got yew blue."
>J: "Aw, damn. I love blue."
>A: "Please grant permission for me to press our bodies together in a manner both sexual and forceful."
>Jackie gives you the eye
>She's about to snark back wh-

>BWoooo
>Br: "Dance time is over! All eyes on the birthday Girl!"
>Everyone looks like they've just had the wind sucked right out of their party sails
>Something else begins to play

https://youtu.be/Vy4MDLwFSgo

>Oh
>Oh christ
>This is fucking ba-
>Br: "Look Over HERRRrrre and let me see your body Rock!"
>Not even irony can stop this level of awful
>Brittney CANNOT sing
>At all
>She's a pretty good dancer but hell
>Her voice is mixed so much higher than the music
>It's so high pitched
>You think there might be a little auto-tune
>It isn't helping
>You and Jackie both have to cover your ears for shelter
>She leads you over to the couch
>A: "Well that was a mood killer."
>Justin slams down two more beverages then reaches for the snack table
>Ju: "Eh. It'sh kinna what all Brittany's parties are about."
>A: "Bad singing?"
>You glance back to the lady of the evening
>Still dancing
>Still singing that TERRIBLE song

>Br: "Talk shit to me you fuckings Haters. You stay put I'll see you laters!"

>Ju: "Nah. About her."
>A: "Geeze."
>At least this gives you a chance to chill
>Maybe get in some chats
>Jackie taps you on the shoulder
>J: "I'll be back, Assanova."
>A: "Funny how if I called -you- that it would just be a compliment."
>Smooth
>Jackie starts off for the back of the Limo
>There's a bathroom back there
>Dang

>Who do you chill with?

>Justin, Blake and Moob

>Oskarr

>Sabrina and Chantelle
>S-
>Oh
>Holy Knights of the Round
>A: "Sabrina..."
https://youtu.be/rbusENG6hCE

cont

>>1721645
>>1721645

https://youtu.be/QZT2JwoE3g0
>That girl
>The POOR fucking girl
>You had a date with her
>Right before things got serious with Jackie
>She was so nice
>You just didn't show up
>You just didn't
>Show
>up
>She's looking at you
>Muscles is looking at her looking at you
>He's giving you the look
>The look of shame
>You consider putting googly eyes on him to make this less awkward

>Oh whoah hot damn is that Alfonzo?

What do?

>>1721648
SABRINA
GO GO GO GO GO GO PLZGOD GOGOGOGOGOGGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

>>1721648
Yo, go hang with Oskar. That dude seems cool.

>>1721648
We need to apologize to her, ditching her was NOT cool

>>1721648
>Apologize. To. Sabrina.

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>>1721645
A P O L O G I Z E

>>1721657
We didn't exactly ditch her, more we were busy trying to not die. Or rather, we were busy being in a coma not dying.

>>1721664
>Apologize and tell her EVERYTHING!!!

>>1721648
>go to Alfonzo all hyped as fuck
>"DUUUUUUUUUUUU--"
>sincerely apologize to Sabrina
>"--UUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!"

>APOLOGIZE TO SABRINA MEWGGA

>>1721666
Still, she thinks we ditched her and that is not excusable

>>1721674
>"I -KNEW- I elected you King of Science Class for a reason, bruh!"

>>1721648
We need to get to Al before he sets his keikaku in motion. last thing we need is another genius planning behind our back

>>1721648
one, let's text mom and tell her we're okay
two, HOLY SHIT ALFONZO
go chill with the 'Fonz, avoid Sabrina and confrontation at all costs

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>>1721691
>>avoid Sabrina and confrontation at all costs

>Bring this level of a bitch-ass nigga.

>>1721648
Apologize

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>>1721736
>he wants to confront his problems and grows as a person
look at this normy, look at him and laugh

>>1721675
Seconding this

>>1721645
>>Sabrina and Chantelle

>>So, I'm still trying to figure out how to make up for missing our date. I'll let you know when I figure it out.

>>1721765
>>1721648
This. We can't just apologize. We gotta make it up to her somehow.

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The votes

>Sad Sab
10 votes

Wew lads

>Oskarr
>Who is currently telling a pair of surprisingly interested girls about how he got lost in the woods for four months when he was 8
1 vote

>The Fonzo
2 votes
>Good for him
>He's going places

Perhaps too many.

>You hike up your big boy pants
>IE
>Just your pants
>Your huge cargo/trip pants that haven't changed size since you were 11
>Dang
>Ur a bean boi
>Other than Muscles of course
>He is excited about seeing Sabrina
>He brushes his shoulder off
>Polishes his back nails on the carpet so hard it makes a static shock
>Which gets cancelled after 3 seasons and no merchandise
>Fucking Corporate horseshit

>Once you make it up to Sabrina you try to keep it simple
>A: "Hey, Sab."
>She doesn't really respond
>She keeps eye contact with you though
>The kind of eye contact one would keep with a police officer as he takes your license
>A: "Listen, I-"
>C: "What do you -want- with her, McMoot?"
>Oh whoah
>Chantelle?
>To the rescue?
>A: "To say I'm sorry."
>C: "You're sorry alright."
>A: "Alright first of all. I didn't come over here to talk to you, Gyrate-o-patra. I'm here to talk to Sabrina."
>S: "Why didn't you show up?"
>The air is sucked out of the conversation
>Chantelle is still a little miffed
>A: "I uh...I couldn't make it cause I got in a fight and uh...I was. In a...Coma."
>C: "Oh PUHleeeeze! That is the LAMEST excuse I've ever heard!"

>Chantelle is going to be a fucking issue

>Physically Remove thot
>Stay sincere
>Bamboozle her
>Walk off

Or

>Other

What do?

>>1721828
>Stay sincere

>>1721828
>>Stay sincere
Ignore thots, they want attention

>>1721828
>Physically remove thot
Gently of course, but we're on a mission. Thots gonna thot, get her the fuck outta there.

>>1721828
Fucking, drop a detailed bomb about how we nearly fucking died. About how we felt our bones snap and crack as our life was slowly drained from us! About how we barely made it out with our lives! TELL HER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT OUR NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE!

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>>1721828
Stay sincere (fucking everyone at school can corroborate our story) and tell her we'll make it up to her somehow.

We Good Boi now

>>1721828
>Stay sincere
>Also Introduce Mom, Space Mom, not normal mom. She can totes back you up for this.

>>1721828
You know what, fuck it. Show her the scar where the bullet went through our chest.
Do it quick though, and make sure we let Jackie know what we're doing if she comes out when we're explaining this.

>>1721828
>>Stay sincere

>>1721828
>Stay Sincere
>Lift shirt to show scar
>Apologize
>Inform her that we are currently with Jackie but respect her friendship

>>1721828
>>Stay sincere
>"Look, Sabrina, do I strike you as the kind of guy to wimp out that fucking hard? I'm serious. I got knocked the fuck out for, like, three solid days. It was bad."
>Show her your back.

>>1721828
SHOW HER YOUR SCARS
you got your guts splattered, stop being such a pansy

>>1721828
Read her THOT mind.
READ HER MIND AND use the info we to get her outta the way.

>>1721828

>>Chantelle don't make me have to choke a bitch.

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>>1721855
>>1721828
Show her your scars and explain the shit we've been through.

Of course, that is still just an excuse. We still need to make it up to her somehow.

>>1721847
>stay sincere

>Do you want to know how I got these scars?

>>1721828
Stay sincere

We are a man of out word. And we were legitimately fucked up. Show scars. Sincerely apologize and make no plans. If we must take them Both to quest buy as a apology trip. But no date.

No follow up date.

>>1721847
>>1721923
Yeah if I could, I'd like to add stay sincere to my vote as well

>>1722202
Remind me when did we got a pink eye.

>>1721828
Be honest

Offer to show her the scars to prove it

Also the fact we weren't in school for days.

Confide ( just a little ) that magic shenaniganry got anon in danger. Look at Star? Basically a fight every day. We were still new to fighting.

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The votes

>and I mean PHYSICALLY
1 vote

>Walk off
No votes

As if you'd retreat from something like this. This is nothing.

>Bamboozle the Thoozle
3 votes

>Stay Sincere
13 votes

The truth. In totality.

>You glare
>At first, at Chantelle for being a Kahuna Kunt
>Then you turn to Sabrina
>She doesn't look angry
>Just...
>Sad
>You know that sad
>The same kind of sad you used to feel when you wouldn't get picked up from school
>When you got left at Walmart
>When you...whenever you were disappointed by someone you cared about
>Your glare softens a little
>You reach down
>Pull on your shit
>Ju: "WOO! YEAH!"
>Once it comes off your entire torso is exposed
>Riddled
>With
>Scars
>Everyone near you is staring
>You hear them whisper
Is that fear? Hm. Good.

>You point to the row of pock-marks on your lower abdomen
>A: "Got caught in a monster mouth."
>You trace the slices on your shoulders
>A: "Swords. Claws."
>You point to the hole
>The one still leaving a slight dent in your stomach
>A: "I got shot here. Through the back."
>Bl: "Dude...your BACK tho."
>What is Blake on about now?
>You turn
>A: "What about my ba-JESUS LORD OF ALL LAYAWAY SALES!"
>Your back is a fucking ruin
>You're like one of those sexy burn victims from your Chinese animated sequences
>Except not
>Because your back looks like somebody swirled a knife through pale white-boy colored clay
>Mixing it with white and pink scar tissue
>Ju: "Dude..."
>Justin looks like he's gonna be sick
>He puts down some oysters he was just munching on
>Bl: "What HAPPENED bro?"
>Moob pulls out a canteen
>Takes a hefty swig
>J: "They're burn marks."
>Oh fug
>Jackie's back
>She's isn't grossed
>...but she even looks way more concerned than angry
>Despite you being shirtless in front of a pair of cheerleaders
Is she that confident in your connection? Already? How presumptuous.
>You can't help but grimace a little
>Then turn back to Sabrina
>A: "I was unconscious. Three days. From this."
>You point back to the bullet hole
>A: "It got me this."
>You flex Muscles
>Black barbs emerge from him up your neck
>A: "Andh shish."
>You show her your black canine
>A: "I don't ditch people."
>You glare at your feet
>A: "So...so I'm sorry...and if that isn't good enough."
>You smile again
>Armor on in full
>A: "You can go fuck yourself."

Roll CHARISMA!

Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1722261

Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1722261

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1722261

Rolled 14 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1722261

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1722261
GOGOGOGO

Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1722261

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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1722261
Last time.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1722261

Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1722261

Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1722261
Rolling.

Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1722261

>>1722284
I'm not mad, anon, just disappointed.

>>1722284
Alright, well fuck you too.

Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1722261
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU APOLOGIZE

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>>1722261

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>>1722284

if anymore of you guys can, ROLL DAMN IT

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1722261

Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1722261
Man we are bad at this

Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1722261
LOOK MAH NO HANDS

>>1722284
Still a sperglord...

Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1722261
roll

>>1722284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBuyAL-otK4

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1722261

Duck that 3

That was an honest apology with straightforward evidence. We showed things that we normally wouldn't show others for her sake.

She has to understand, even if she doesn't want to accept it.

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>>1722284
FOR GODS SAKE

>>1722353
NAw it probaly Chantelle that calls bullshit and tried to start things than Saberina who'd have been cool with us.

>>1722366
Sabrina's probably just gonna cry. She's upset about a missed date and Anon comes back looking like a 'nam vet? Her self-esteem is already below sea-level, there's now way we're helping with only an 11.

Wait I'm not fully up to speed on how the rolls work, but isn't this >>1722281 a critical success?

>>1722418
Nope. My roll didn't hit the winning number of 4.

>>1722418
naw, Quest rolls a number, and the post number that lands on it is the roll he uses, 20's just add 2 unless they land on the post number as well

>>1722404
GOD DAMNIT, WE REALLY ARE A FUCKING AUTIST WITH APD

>>1722418
Nah but it still helps

Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1722261
my roll couldn't hurt it worse than it is

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>>1722282
>>1722282

First off you're a dear. A wonder and a true friend.

>>1722284
Second...

WINNER!

>9 total

>>1722281
+2!

>11 total

>Chantelle is still in full protecto-mode
>Glaring daggers
>Her hands on her hips
>Sabrina however
>She looks...
>In awe
>S: "Anon."
>Her eyes are huge
>When did they get so sparkly
>S: "I- I understand. I had no idea you were in so much pain."
>A: "Well I mean it's more of an existential dread than anythi-"
>C: "No! Nuhuh! I am not letting your get Brandon-ed again, Sabrina."
>S: "He's not like that! Anon's a warrior!"
>She's sparkling at you again
>S: "A hero..."
>That was easy
>Disgustingly easy
Hilariously so. This one has the pliability of dough. I wonder if she could baked into something useful.

>You shudder
>No
>You aren't that kind of guy
>If you were though...
>Sabrina would be your dream come true
>C: "Maybe you oughta hang out with your girlfriend and other Meat-head buddies tonight Pseudo-nonymous."
>A: "That wasn't even clever."
>C: "Just like you."
>Oh this fucking who-
>Br: "ATTENTION!"
>AAAHHHH
>Your EARS!
>Your BoDy!
>Why does this car/bus/party van have a separate sound system just for Brittany's cheese grater to nuts sounding voice?
>Br: "No more talking!"
>The big B marches right over to Moob and Oskarr
>Who are eating Hotdogs so fast you can hear the Pigs planning to rise up in 2030
>She slaps a dog right out of Moob's hand
>Br: "No more snacks!"
>She pulls the mic right up into her lips
>Her breath ruins the cardioid function on it
>She sounds like someone from your CSGO games
>Br: "ITSH TIMEH FOR MY PRESENTSH."

>SHHHHRRRIIIP
>A portal has opened
>Did you?
No, darling. You didn't.
>A: "Oh it is o-"

cont

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>>1722446
>>1722446

>Out pops Star Butterfly
>Immediately followed by Marco
>Fucking
>Diaz
>They're both ass up
>S: "Hi Brittany!"
>Br: "Freak-fly!?"
>M: "Jackie?"
>J: "Marco?"
>M: "Uhh..Hey! Fancy seeing you hEUAH-"
>Haha
>Marco can't handle conversation in a moving vehicle
>Just like reading
>Loud sounds
>Watching videos
>Or counting out loud
>He's motion sick
>Just like you remember him

>Br: "Star you were NOT invited to this party!"
>S: "Yes I was! You said when pigs flew I would be invited! Did you not -see- the population of winged pork-boys I sent to your house!?"
>Br: "You sent 'what' to my h-"
>S: "Here's your present!"
>Star is offering Brittany an egg
>Br: "What is this?"
>S: "An egg!"
>Well whad'ya know
>Br: "So?"
>S: "It's a Pegasus egg!"
>Brittany just looks fucking salty
>She takes the gift anyways
>Then points to the back of the Limo
>S: "Tribute accepted Princess Loser. Now go mingle and DON'T ruin my party!"

>Star is here
>She has cemented her presence with the gift of avian Equines

What do?

>>1722454
i mean we should probably go buy a gift now
or give her our dream fragment, i don't see how
that would be useful to us

>>1722454
Hey, let's see if we can hang with Jackie AND Sabrina. I think that'd be real neato.

>Talk to Alfonzo

>>1722454

>>Had written travel pass
>>Free airfare to and from the destination of her choice for her and all her guests.

>>1722454
INVITE ALABASTER and Janna
BITCHES LOVE UNICORNS


STEP UP YOUR FUCKING GAME, MCMOOT

>>1722454
Go check on Alfonzo.
Enough thots for now, time to bro up Also check out why he got so brain swole

>>1722454
>Ignore Star, Go Talk to Alfonzo
https://youtu.be/Qd8-IYovLRQ
IGNORE MAGICAL THOTS

>>1722454
>Ignore them, if they engage us, whatever, but we're not going to start anything
>Approach the Alfman, King of Álfheimr and also maths

>>1722454
>Pegasus
>which is essentially a winged Unicorn egg

>tease Star about her betraying her Narwhal loyalties

>>1722479
I like this. DO this

>>1722454
First of all, don't start anything. If we absolutely have to interact with them, be cordial, but stay aloof.
Second, hang out near our friends. They can support us if Star or Marco try anything.
Third, be aware of anything fucky happening. we cannot afford to be off of our guard with Star around.

Now then. Let's hang out with Alfonzo and Oskar. Introduce them to each other if they don't know each other, and see how they have been doing.

>>1722479
>>1722472

THIS TOO.
Proceed upon Starnon thoughout the Tsundere Route.

>>1722461
Fuggit, I'mma support talking to the king of science class, Alfonzo.

>>1722454
let's go hang with Jackie again. That, and text our mom about where we are and we'll be home tonight.

>>1722454
Let's go hang out with alfo

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>>1722490

>>1722479
Pegasus don't even have magical horns, I'm disappointed Star.

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>>1722446
I shitposted as fast as I could

>>1722460
switching to >>1722479
but also talk to alfonzo if you can

>>1722487
Support

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>>1722479
Supporting. What could go wrong?

>>1722487
Support

>>1722454
>CALL THE UNICORN
>ONE UP THAT LOSER

>>1722479
This, along with talking with talking with Alfonzo.
Also, text mom when you get a chance.

>>1722454
Supporting:
>>1722487

>>1722479
Supporting

>>1722477
Support

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I return! Back at my home computer. Let. Us. COUUUUNNT!

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The vot-a-roos

>Talk to Alfonzo
>He grow
>Now we Glow up
10 votes

>Mock Star for betraying her precious Narwhals
8 votes

>Go chill with Jackie
>Best friend you have here
>Next to Luna, that is
1 vote

>Invite Unicorn that did nothing wrong
2 votes

>Jackie looks a little apprehensive
>You're staring down at Marco
>Who's looking at your girlfriend
>Then back up at Star
>Who is looking at you
>You recall some embarassing moments between the two of you
>Your insides are screaming
>Your arm is screaming for another shot at that royal ass
>Marco throws up
>Which brings it all into perspective
>Without even making a twitch of facial expression
>You turn to Alfonzo
>A: "So, Science King what's happening my man?"
>He was trying to talk to Megan Grandlym
>A mid-tier cheerleader who's always kept to herself
>Bold, actually
You just noticed a political move. Your new perception is paying off.
>Huh
>Guess stats mean things once in a while
>Alfonzo jumps when you suddenly call his name
>He spills a little bit of his punch on Megan
>As you approach you start to pick out certain details
>Alf is in a nice button up
>With clean pants
>No-...No glasses?
>He squints very little but when he does it's usually at something far away
>He's a little jumpy
>Alf: "A-Anon! Heyyyy buddy!"
>A: "How'd you get in here?"
>Alfonzo looks like he's pondering something before he answers
>His finger rubs the top of his cup
>Alf: "I was uh...I was invited."
>Fucking WHoms'd
>A: " -You- were invited?"
>Alf: "Y-yes?"
>A: Hey! O-dawg!"
>Oskarr pulls his face out of the shrimp cocktail bucket
>He's just been chewing ice and shellfish
>O: "HWa?"
>A: "Were you invited?"
>He swallows all of the unchewed ice
>The shrimp too
>O: "Nope!"
>Jackie leans over
>J: "He was my plus 1. I'm prolly gonna go chill for a while."
>She rubs your back as she leaves
>Just enough
>Like she was getting a feel for how much lotion and possible surgery you're gonna need
>You are alone with the Fonz
>A: "Aight first of all, Bull shit."
>Alfonzo looks a little cross.
>A: "You got invited -before- Oskarr? My man. How? What was your master plan?"
>Alf: "Well, maybe I just -earned- it did you consider that?"
>A: "Yeah. I'm just smart enough to know you earned the Alfonzo way. The 'smart' way."
>You look over your shoulder
>Star is talking to Justin
>She's bouncing on the balls of her feet
>Then, in a whirlwind of excitement waves her magic wand
>All the couches are bounce-house couches
>Everybody's jumping for joy
>A: "Unlike SOME PEOPLE who got here by TREACHERY TO THEIR NARWHAL FRIENDS!"
>M: "HUAARRRGH!"
>Marco has puked out the window
>It dismounts a guy from his bike
>RIP
>Star tries to act like she hadn't heard you
>You flex your brain
cont

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>>1722707
>>1722707

>S: "Oh by the laced wings of Selentillia I'm gonna punch that boy. Pegasi aren't even Unicorns you ignorant Mud-Monkey why are you looking at me!?"
>She heard you
>A: "Hah."
>Alf: "I cheated on the placement exams."
>A: "Bu-"
>Alf: "I cheated, Anon."
>A: "Whubuh-"
>Alf: "So I won."
>You're stunned
>Alfonzo always seemed so shy
>So quiet
>A: "Why would you...tell me that?"
>Alf: "Do you care?"
>A: "...that is a fair counter point."
>Alf: "You inspired me, my frightening friend. I want to climb this ladder we call life! I saw that-a Brittany was struggling in Maths. So. I placed highest on the state Exams and 5th in the country. Exactly where I wanted. So I couldn't get caught and uh...After a makeover."
>He motions to his moderate but noticeable change in wardrobe
>Alf: "I was allowed to talk to her long enough to do her homework for her."
>A: "So she invited you to her birthday?"
>Alf: "Oh. No. Haha, I just faked an email from her dad saying she needed more smart people in her inner circle."
>A: "..."
>Alf: "She bought it!"
>Alfonzo hands you a drink
>Clinks his cup against it
>Then drinks deep
>Alf: "Am I not doing you proud!?"
>Luna has been invisible for almost this entire party
>She was on your shoulder up until you began to dance
>Suddenly
>She's back
>With a demure smile that never falters once
>L: "We should destroy him."
>Alf: "Eu-what the?"
>A: "..."

What do?

>>1722723
Ma, what the shit?

>>1722723
>>I think you're picking up on the wrong parts of the lesson. It's about getting what makes it all worth it and being able to hold onto it.

>>1722729
support

>>1722723
Well, if he wanted to get into the party that badly, I don't think it's that bad.
Just thought he'd do it by being really smart, as opposed to cheating. His muscly brain is what attracted us to him in the first place.

Let's keep talking with the Fonz, but let's NOT destroy him.

>>1722723
>''you are lost...''