>>1764297
"Luna, wasn't there a Unicorn skull in your castle?"

>>1764297
OK, FIRST order of business I think should be pawning that robot off on the sultan, I'm sure she'll enjoy it. Think the mole guy was gonna give it to her anyway. And put some pants back on.

Ask Luna if she'd be willing to dance with Fif

alright first off to prove our dominance we should burn all of our cloths and put the robot into our door

>>1764297
Ask Luna about places to get the ingredients

>>1764297
We should start by doing ourselves a solid, and seeing if we can take the Giant Robot with us and gain a new follower.

>>1764297
>Ask Hekapoo where we could get a bitchin' demon heart
She was an imp or somethin, she'll know
I figure we could get a horn from the cultists

>>1764297
We should ask Fif about where we should start. Should we go after the Heart, or the Horn first? We can also ask him where we can start looking for both of them.

Oh and put your damn armor back on. Last time we kept it off we got shot.

>>1764306
Oh, y para agregar a eso quiero preguntar a mamá, como, un millón de preguntas. ¿Quieres ver qué hechizos ella está dispuesta a enseñarnos?

>>1764297
Alright then,lets message hekapoo.
>How many hearts do you have?
If the answer is more than one, ask the price.

Reminder that Luna's Castle defenses had a Unicorn Skull with a horn.

Also,
>Glasses
>Wait-
>Where are those?
Check on the Glasses because if Anon or Luna doesn't have them then he might need to check on Janna.

>>1764297
Say goodbye to Fif, put on clothing, Adopt a Child-minded Robot, and figure out where our glasses are located.

>>1764297
Ask Luna about the wand materials, the payment for Fif, and teaching magic to others

>>1764297
Pretty much >>1764371 except for the glasses part; instead, ask Luna about that unicorn skull, as in >>1764302

>>1764297
>>1764302
>>1764315
Supporting + Getting dressed again.

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The votes

>Ask about the Unicorn Skull at Luna's castle
2 votes

>Ditch the Robobaby
1 vote

>Get dressed
2 votes

>Ask Luna where you should head
2 votes

>>1764383
You've done that once before, don't you recall? In your dimension magic is nigh non-existent. You must tap into an external source of it in order to use it at all. What your kind do not lack however is ingenuity...and flesh. Such virile little things. Hmhmhmm

>>1764333
I am going to teach you everything I can. Everything you are able to learn. I know you're strong enough to handle my gifts now. We just need to be patient. Some magic still take some growing in to...
We'll need your wand to continue your lessons.
Unless a particular need arises don't you think it would be good to practice with what you have?

>>1764307
No.
>F: "She'sth not my type anywaysth."
Hm.

>Burn your clothes
>Fuck formality
>Decency
>And Reason
1 vote

>Take the Roboi for yourself
3 votes

>Hekahelp
2 votes

>Ask Fif
1 vote

>Where are your glasses?
2 votes


>You look down under your feet
>The robot's calmed down immensely since Susan started talking to him
>A: "Hey."
>BB: "Hello!"
>Z: "Hewo!"
>You stomp
>CLANG!
>A: "STOP!"
>Both Zombina and the Baby-Bot go quiet
>A: "No speech loops."
>You point between them
>BB: "Sorry."
>Z: "Sowee."
>Muscles is bored
>While you speak he's making shadow puppets by breaking his fingers in awful shapes
>A: "Look. You still want your daddy?"
>BB: "Yeah?"
>A: "Well, grow up. They disappoint you."
>BB: "B-but I -need- Papa!"
>You lean down
>A: "You're a strong, thick independant Robo-woman that don't need -nobody- sister."
>BB: "My name's Olson. Papa says I'm a boy."
>A: "..."
>L: "He's cute."
>A: "Fine."
>You slam open the door to your portable apartment
>THE HOUSEVATOR
>Then motion in
>A: "Get in."
>BB: "...Ok!"
>Wow
>Kidnapping is easy

>A: "Where do I even start with all this?"
>Your phone goes off

LORE TIME!

WHAT IS ANON'S RINGTONE!?
IS IT IRONIC?
OR NAW!?

>>1764434
Ironic to the point of physical pain

>>1764434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXt_agn7HKI

>>1764434
We're gonna look for ways to give the robot back, right? We don't even know what if eats/sustains itself on.
For all we know we're dooming it if we take it with us.

Also, YES. Anon's ringtone is memeronic.

>>1764443
supporting

>>1764434
>WHAT IS ANON'S RINGTONE!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uceYgGsy53Y

>>1764434
https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A
He says its ironic, but secretly he loves the song

>>1764465
i support this entirely

>>1764443
supporting

>>1764434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX9IRXIF5Ak

>>1764434
Anon seems like the type of guy to have an obnoxiously loud ringtone. I think that this will fit the bill nicely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJdz3i44dIc

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>>1764434
https://soundcloud.com/yukoazumabi/poputepipick-theme
Popuko and Anon would get along very well.

>>1764443
Supporting

>>1764434
>>1764482
>Anon was enticed by Marco's ringtone to have a lolzy animal-related song, and went with this one (even tho he hates narwhals)
>ergo, it's ironic

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>>1764443
>>1764443
With FOUR VOTES!

>We have a winner
>Ph: "TWO TO THE ONE TO THE ONE TO THE THREE! I LIKE GOOD PUSSY AND I LIKE GOOD TR-"
>beep
>A: "Hello?"
>H: "Meat-pipe. Hek's up with you?"
>A: "Hekapoo?"
>H: "Ch'yea. Don't you have my number, foo?"
>A: "I- I did I just uh...never expected you to call."
>H: "Well I never expected to know a flesh larvae cool enough to talk to, so..."
>A: "Uh. Thanks?"
>H: "You're welcome, Anon that's very sweet of you."
>A: "Whaddya need, Donk-a-saurus?"
>H: "You notice anything uhhh...Strange? In your town, lately?"
>A: "I've only been home for like a night and part of a day. I'm in-"
>You lean away from the phone and ask Fif
>A: "What country is this?"
>F: "Purrkistan."
>A: "I'm in-"
>You pause
>Turn to Fif
>With a look of pure fucking disgust
>A: "I'm in the Cat-Meme Egypt."
>H: "Haha! Purrkistan. Nice. Don't show them any cucumbers. Oh and stay away from their nobles. They collect powerful entities for entertainment."
>A: "Oh, neat! So let's say I wanted to steal a demon's heart what would I do?"
>H: "Give it at least 10 years, kid."
>A: "I mean physically."
>H: "Eh, maybe like 4."
>A: "NO! I mean like REMOVE IT'S HEART!"
>H: "OHHHhh...well you don't."
>A: "Why not!?"
>H: "Demons don't have a physical body unless you go to them in hell."
>You hear some shuffling
>A flap
>Is Hekapoo laying down?
>H: "Or you open a portal directly -too- hell and invite them out of it."
>A: "Why would they do that?"
>H: "Because they wanna get out."
>A: "Huh. Well, a Unicorn buddy of mine said the Mayor's house has cultists hanging around it."
>H: "Well, there's a lead."
>A: "I also happen to need a Unicorn Horn."
>H: "..."
>A: "What?"
>H: "Anon, who gave you this chore list?"
>A: "A wizard."
>H: "Of course."
>F: "Who is that on the phone, boy?"
>A: "You know what a Phone is?"
>F: "I alstho know a smartass questhtion when I hear it."
>H: "Wizards have -no- sense of right and wrong, dude. Unicorns are naturally good creatures. You take it's horn and it dies. Killing a Unicorn is messed up."
>A: "Like getting a Hell Collar?"
>H: "Like shooting a puppy that's also a great cop."
>A: "Dammit, I need this."
>H: "Why?"

Don't tell her.

What do?

Also....

>Ask for alternatives
>End Convo
>Ask her to help
>Other

>>1764539
>>Ask for alternatives

>>1764539
>Ask for alternatives

>>1764539
>"Reasons. Anyway, I think I have a not evil alternative to getting the horn. So tell me more about demon hearts."

>>1764539
>>Ask her to help
>Tell her we're making a wand. A Powerful one.

Universe ain't gonna put us on the back-foot no more, fuckers. We get the wand and we can start fucking with it right back.

>>1764539
If i don't get a unicorn horn and a demon heart, then I may or may not turn into a rabid monster hell bent on the destruction of life it self, no bigge
(LIE)

>>1764570
>>1764572
I support doing both

>>1764539
Ask for alternatives

>>1764539
>>Ask for alternatives
>>1764573
>Ask for alternatives

>>1764539
>>1764559
changing vote to both >>1764570 and >>1764572

>>1764539
>Ask for alternative materials.
>Ask for places we could find dead unicorns/already removed unicorn horns.
>Ask her for help

Tell Luna we trust her, tell her if she accepts.

guys, you know Hekapoo is pretty much Lawful good right? and that telling her you want to make something that requires the death of a unicorn, a heart of a demon, and is powered by the souls of dead universe is a BAD IDEA

>>1764570
this, with emphasis to NOT tell her why

>>1764570
OK, if I didn't make it clear, I'm voting to NOT tell her. Because I feel that would be a bad idea.

>>1764539

>>1764570
I support this.

>>1764620
Very bad idea, dun tell

>>1764539
>A good reason. You know if it wasn't for one I wouldn't be bothering with this.
>Anyway, you have any barons of hell you want de-hearted?

>>1764620
>>1764643
>>1764622
Except we can look for already dead unicorns.

Besides, it's not like bad powers can't be used for good. The only thing this sort of secrecy bring is more problems later on when everyone thinks we're evil.

This is protagonist mistakes 101 ins torytelling.

>>1764685
I know it is a cliche, but at the same time if we told her about the wand she WILL get involved, possibly to our detriment. it could make things infinitely more difficult than they have to be

>>1764690
Except we're not doing anything wrong.
We don't even have to kill a unicorn, just look for one already dead, we have a whole Reality of dead things to find a skeleton.


There's literally no stated reason for why we should to lie to her.

>>1764619
>>1764539
Definetly tell Hekapoo.

Unicorns are Lawful Good beings.
AND ALABASTER WAS COOL WITH US AFTER SEEING THE BOOK AND MEETING WITH LUNA

We don't even ned to kill a unicorn, all this sneaking around good guys is ridiculous.

>>1764539
>Ask her to help
I believe in Heckapoo.
I just hope she believes in us too.

We don't know how she would react, she MAY react fine, but at the same time she MAY FREAK OUT and stop us.
One possiblility gives us some help from her in directions
The other creates huge obsticle that may be near impossible to overcome
cost and benefits you, and this benefit does not outweigh the costs

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The votes

>Outright Lie
1 vote

>Alternative means
5 votes

>Tell Her
4 votes

>Don't tell her
5 votes

>Ask for her help
2 votes


>You trust Hekapoo
>You really do
>She's more than just coy and smug
>Although she sure is smug
>She's warm
>Giving even
>To a degree
>Even if she did refer to you as "Rectal-rocket" after that one time you had Taco-time in her dimension
>You still get cramps thinking about those GoblinQuitos

Sometimes people that mean well can still jump to conclusions, darling.
Don't tell her.
She'll see plainly your intentions once you have what you seek.
>You wonder what would happen if she -still- didn't accept you
>Even when it's clear you just want to be stronger
>To protect those you don't want life getting it's grubby strings on
>What would you do?
Destroy her.
If she gets in your way.

>You steel yourself
>Then push on
>Without revealing too much
>A: "Look, Hek. If you know some good alternatives to Unicorn Horn then I am all ears."
>H: "So how do you speak?"
>A: "Wh-"
>SHRRRIIIP
>A small portal has opened
>Hekapoo's face is leaning out of it
>She's still on the phone
>H: "If you're ALL EARS?"
>She gets closer with each syllable
>H: "THEN. HOW. DO. YOU. SPEAK!?"
>She's pressed into your face
>Your eyelashes and hers are brushing when you blink
>She laughs
>Then boops your nose
>H: "Boop!"
>A: "AAH!"
>You rub your sniffer
>Hekapoo giggles incessantly
>H: "Too easy."
>Susan makes for her
>You're a little distracted by the pain in your face to stop her
>Z: "RRAH!!"
>H: "Oh wow!"
>SHRRRIIP
>Hekapoo opens a portal right between her and Susan
>Which leads out right behind you
>Zombina continues to sprint
>Running past you over and over
>It's the portal equivelant of someone keeping a small child away by pressing their head down
>H: "Nice construct, Anon!"
>Z: "RAAAH!"
>A: "What's a Nightmare?"
>H: "Universal opposite to Unicorns. Evil space-horse. Super metal."
>A: "Huh. What would that do?"
>F: "Nightmare's use their horns as a magical focus...but instead of exuding life-force they take it away. Unicorns channel their magic through their horns out into the world. Like a wand. Nightmares only take. It would be like wielding a bottomless pit as a weapon, baby."
>A: "A sentence like that shouldn't end in 'baby'."
>F: "You're not very cool, are you?"
>H: "Anon's total lack of coolness not withstanding we can still have a plenty productive day."

cont

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>>1764767
>>1764767

>L: "You're lucky my pupil doesn't want to dispose of you, little man."
>H: "Wait...pupil?"
>L: "Hello, Hekapoo."
>H: "Have we met?"
>L: "Once. When I was a girl. It's alright, dear. I don't expect you to recall. You were young then as well."
>H: "Anon, who is this?"
>A: "This is Luna!"
>H: "Your...Mom?"
>A: "Sometimes I call her that and I still don't know why."
>L: "Freudian slips."
>H: "Perversion."
>Z: "RRRRRRRRRAAAAHHHH!"
>H: "So you did it? You got somebody back?"
>A: "Yeah and it wasn't easy."
>H: "Wow...3 years, I guess then."
>Hekapoo leaves

>You have an additional lead
>Now you ca-
>A: "OH shit!"
>SHRRRRIIIIP
>A: "Hek!"
>H: "AH!"
>Hekapoo whirls around
>She's on a couch
>with a sandwich in her lap
>She's in much more mortal looking clothes
>Jeans
>With a one-piece swimsuit functioning as her top
>...and probably her underwear
>H: "What!?"
>A: "Still didn't tell me about demon hearts."
>Hek glares
>H: "Either find a warlock who's got a demon familiar."
>A: "Uhuh."
>H: "Merc him."
>She gulps deep from a glass of milk nearby
>H: "Pwah! You can try getting into hell..."
>She looks you up and down
>H: "Not hard."
>A: "Hey!"
>H: "Just hard to leave. Best to never go. Try holding somebody's hand once in a while."
>Susan is still chirping behind you like a stranded baby ostrich
>H: "Or. If you're feeling -saucy- you could always find something a demon -wants-"
>She bites her sammich
>H: "Leht him know you haf it."
>She gulps
>H: "Then he'll come to you himself."
>Something a demon wants...
>A demon...
>Wants
>You eye your phone
>As if by the tides of destiny it's gone off again

>HEADBOOK NOTIFICATION

>STAR BUTTERFLY HAS RESPONDED TO A POST YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED IN
>OSKARR GREASON HAS TAGGED YOU IN A POST

>You pull it up
>It's a napkin doodle
>Of you
>Badly playing a Saxophone made out of a spinal column

>O: 'Workin' on that album cover! This is gonna be inverted!"
>Comment from Star
>S: "OOooh! I like the blue! This is so cool! Who is it in the picture!?"
>O: "It's @AnonTheMon"
>S: "Oh...well the drawing's nice!"

>Star
>Butterfly

>She's something a demon wants

>>1764813
Using Star to get Tom, Son of Lucikron and future heir to the throne of the underworld's heart? I LOVE IT!

>>1764813
we must trick tom into giving us a heart by using his want of Star.

>>1764813
The saucy way! DO THE SAUCY WAY!

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>>1764813
>>1764813

Just so I am utterly clear.

>What do


As in, make any and all suggestions. I must away in a half hour but we will continue until well late in the wee hours upon my return, friends. Stay blessed


SESSION PAUSE

UNTIL 11 PM US CENTRAL TIME

Get your snacks, your lube and your blankets


We're going Late-night

P.S. Wow haha infodumps are a pain

>>1764899
I wanna ruse Tom, obviously! Using the Star!

>>1764899
This is a rhetorical question
>we gon deal with Tom by giving him Star

>>1764910
Support

>>1764899
>Ask Fif what he could do with the heart of Lucikron's son
>And where we could find a Nightmare to merc, or would a unicorn know?
>Ask Star if she wants to help you be a better person

Having a wand would make us a much better person. Far less prone to death.

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OH!

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

I've let some of the friends commission me for the greentext fiction.

Another one of our pals has written his OWN fiction about the Quest!

Here are those stories for your enjoyment.

>Anon and Luna go on a Picnic

https://pastebin.com/7k03XKBe


>Anon and Star get honest with each other
https://pastebin.com/rvuBLG7K

Our friend's story!

https://pastebin.com/3maitCzh

Enjoy, my wonderful people.


P.S.

The commishes are $10 if anyone is interested. All based off of current canon but not canon themselves

>>1764899
Well then.
I say we help Alabaster with his MiB problem
and ask him where we can find a unicorn horn or a nightmare horn
As for the demon heart, I suggest just going into hell and robusting some random demon for it.
Khornette Quest crossover when?

>>1765028
Supporting this. I'd rather DOOM in Hell to kill some baron than open the political bag of cats that comes with killing the son of the devil himself.

>>1764899
OK LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKOS
WE ARE <NOT> GOING AFTER TOM HIMSELF IF WE PLAN TO GO AFTER STAR AND USE HER AS BAIT.
THERE ARE BILLIONS OF POWERFUL DEMONS IN HELL, THE DOWNSIDES OF SUCCESSFULLY KILLING TOM OUT WEIGHT THE POSITIVES.
IF WE PLAY OUR CARDS RIGHT WE CAN GET TOM TO DO OUR DIRTY WORK FOR US.
TRADE HIM A DEMON HEART FOR STAR.
WE COULD KILL SEVERAL BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.

LETS FIND NIC CAGE, HE IS COMING TO OUR TOWN TO FIND A DEMON HIMSELF

>>1765055
Banap banap banana dunna nap bana banap banoowww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw

>>1765118
Wait I forgot to shitpost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

become king, king of the ruse

>>1765104

I agree. Not only would trying to snag Tom's heart probably get us in some seriously deep shit whether we succeed or not, but Tom's not that big of an asshole, and we'd be an even bigger asshole to try it. And maybe I've not been paying close enough attention, but Anon really doesn't like assholes.

There has to be no shortage of demons or demonic entities out there, and using Tom's connections would likely not only be easier, but less likely to land us personally at the inlet of Shit Creek with no paddle.

Well, except maybe with Star and Marco, but fuck them.

>>1765140
Supporting this. Also, if we're dealing with the occult/demons and stuff, it might be something where Janna may be able to come with for this leg of the side-quest. We kinda stiffed her pretty hard right before coming to purrkistan.

If we're set on going after Tom, we should at least try to trick/talk him into getting us a heart in return for Star related help, before using outright combat

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>>1764906
>>1764910
>>1764930
How the fuck are we gonna do that though? I think beating Tom would be even easier than just 'trading her to him', and I'm against fighting Tom.

We're also completely ignoring the fact there there are millions of other millions of demons in hell, not to mention the ones being summoned by these cultists who we're already fighting against by helping Alabaster.

>>1765223
>>1765194
>>1765140
>>1764986
If you really want Tom's heart our best bet would be to make a deal with him.

Tom wants Star.
Star doesn't want Tom because he's and angery fuck.
Tom knows we know we can keep our cool under stress because we beat him fair and square in a shit-talking contest.
If we can convince him that Trading a copy of his heart in exchange for us helping him deal with his anger management issues so he can get close to Star, not only can we get a very powerful heart for our wand, but also a possible ally.

And there's literally no drawbacks from trying.

>>1765272
>And there's literally no drawbacks from trying.
Roll Charisma for me.
Yes I know I'm not Quest, roll Charisma.

>>1765299
>Get a Nat 1.
>He says no.
Wow. What a drawback. Our life is ruined forever.

>Get a Nat 20
>He agrees enthusiastically.
Good job.


What's your point?

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1765299

We'll seduce Tom's heart right out of his chest cavity.

>>1765304
More like he gets offended and attacks us if we get a Nat 1.

That's assuming we can get in a civil conversation with him in the first place, we pissed him off the last time we met.

>>1765310
>Tom goes after our ass instead of Star's

>>1765310
AWWWWW YEAAAAH

>>1765310
All right, talking to Tom is a good plan.

>>1765312
>That's assuming we can get in a civil conversation with him in the first place, we pissed him off the last time we met.
So we fail by default. We still tried.
>More like he gets offended and attacks us if we get a Nat 1.
So we leg it out of there.
Or better yet, we defend ourselves, beat hima nd get his heart, all while being able to claim self-defense.

>>1765310
FUCKING SCORED

>>1764813
>>1765055
>>1765194
Swapping to this. Didn't see the grandparent post.

>>1765324
I'm right here you young whippersnapper. You and your "mobile browsing"

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I AM RETURN

Slightly early

But still this will give me time...TO COUNT!

Nice room, friendo

>>1765337
FUCK OK
WHATEVER GETS MORE VOTES

EITHER >>1765272 OR >>1765140

Do we even have a way of contacting Tom aside from walking into Hell?

>>1765345
Headbook mayb?

Lets talk to tom about Star, with the intention of tricking him into a deal.

We'll also get ready for if he decides he wants to kill us.

ALTERNATIVELY >>1765055, if that gets more votes.

>>1765345
I mean, I figured Hekabuns could flip us his digits, or like, help us get in touch with him. Didn't she warp him right to us during our smacktalking trial?

Alright, here's another plan we can do if we don't want to just brute force this.
>achieve a good relationship with Star or the appearance of one
>show Tom we have something he wants (Star's ear/trust)
>challenge him again like we did in the Hekachallenge
>bind him to our will again
>have him give us the heart of the strongest baron he can muster
Thoughts?

>>1765373
I don't think Tom would be dumb enough to get into a challenge with us again. Or if he is, he'd be the one choosing the challenge and we'd have our ass handed to us.

i wonder if One with Darkness could give immortality back once it s taken away, if so we could steal his immortality and use it as a bargaining chip

>>1764813
supporting general not fighting tom

>>1765373
>achieve a good relationship with Star or the appearance of one

This is probably the biggest hurdle. We hate each other, Tom might be able to get back in Star's good graces simply by kicking our ass.

In fact, what's preventing him from skipping out on the deal and doing just that?

>>1765377
Looking back at the archive, that could definitely be a problem, though it wasn't completely clear how the contest in a challenge is decided.

>>1765407
Once bound, Tom has to do whatever the hell we tell him to do (for a few minutes). Getting Star and Anon to have a better relationship is as simple as getting Anon to say sorry and give her a chance, so you're also completely right about that.

>>1765466
I believe Tom let us decide because he didn't expect us to win. Now, he kinda wants to kill us. So.....

>>1765479
>Now, he kinda wants to kill us. So.....
No. Ludo wants to kill us.
He has actively tried to do so.

Tom's just fucking salty he lost to some 'scrub warlock wannabe'.

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THE VOTES!


>Go for it
>Kalima the actual prince of darkness
2 votes

>THE ULTIMATE SAUCE
>Trade Star's attention/affection for a Demon Heart
>To Tom
7 votes

>Seek a Nightmare instead of a Unicorn
2 votes

>DOOM in Hell
>For a heart of your own
2 votes


>Anon
>You are not charming
>You have no style
>You have no grace
>...but suddenly
>There's this look on your face
>You can be suave
>When you need too
>So you think it's time
>For a Kei-Ka-Ku
>With a flick of the wrist
>Your phone keyboard is up
>You message Star
>And
>You
>Say

>MESSAGE WITH STAR BUTTERFLY

>A: "sup"

>THIS USER HAS BLOCKED YOU ON HEADBOOK MESSENGER


>A: "OH MOTHER FUCKIN' AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
>You are about to do it
>You are gonna smash the dogshit out of your phone
>When suddenly it goes off again
>You answer it in a rage

>A: "WHAT!?"
>O: "Uh...Star?"
>A: "Oskarr?"
>O: "Wuzzup, Star."
>A: "This isn't the Butterfly, dude this is Anonymous."
>O: "OH! Whoahahoh no wonder you sound so much more tortured and angst-ridden."
>A: "Th-thanks..."
>O: "Sorry, dude. Dialin' a number Star gave me."
>A: Wait. You have her number?"
>O: "Chya She handed it to me when we met yesterday before school let out. I was busy at practice but uh...can't keep a lady waitin' I guess."

>Oskarr has something you need

>What say?

>>1765479
We could always back out of the challenge if we feel his challenge isn't fair. Plus, the one of the best defenses against Tom murdering us is being friends with Star, something we are leveraging to get the challenge in the first place.

>>1765498
>Text me that number, bruh

>>1765498
Yo, dude. Can you do a bro a major favor and gimme that phone number of Stars?

>>1765498
have him ask her to meet someone at a place at a time


and it turns out to be us

>>1765498
Hey bro
Let me get that number real quick.

>>1765498
>"I need Star's help with some bullshit but she won't answer her texts. Gimme dem digits."

>>1765513
>>1765514
>>1765521
support for brotacular inquire

>>1765498

>Oskarr, slip me Butterfly's digits real quick, I got something going down I need her magical opinion on.

>>1765498
>bro, can I borrow Star's number? I have to do some business with her.

>>1765498
Ask him for her number.

And talk about him if he's seen some weird shit happening around his house.

>>1765532
>>1765498
PS: I don't even think we need to Talk to Star (except maybe to get Tom's contact info).

My idea was to talk to Tom and convince him to help him with his anger so he can talk to Star.
Not to actually get Star to like him. Because she's amibalent towards us in the first place.

>>1765498
Hmm, are we still near Fif? We should ask him if it's possible to replace the first demon heart we use with another more powerful one we might get at a later date.

I suppose we could try using Star's phone number as a bargaining chip if we make a deal with Tom.

>>1765498
>...why does she have my number?

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>>1765539
>>1765540
>>1765537
>>1765532
>>1765531
>>1765526
>>1765525
>>1765522
>>1765521
>>1765518
>>1765514
>>1765513
>>1765503

>You clear your throat
>A: "Oskar, could y-"


ROLL CHARISMA

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1765572
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1765572
>>1765572
The Dice

Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1765572
CHAREEESMA

Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1765572
Rolling.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1765572
Plz let this be easy

Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1765572

>>1765581
Oh thank GOD

>>1765581
das bretty guuud

Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1765588
ended up getting retarded too early

>>1765582
You're the Hero we needed, fuck.

Is it best of 3?

>>1765572
rollan

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>>1765572
THE NUMBERS MASON
WHAT DO THEY MEAN!?

>>1765572
I'm not going to roll.

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1765572

Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1765572
I JUST JOINED AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1765572
tryna again

Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1765572
poopy poops

Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1765581
Ayy

Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

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>>1765572
>867-5309

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>>1765581
>>1765581
WINNER!

>21 total

Very nice.

>>1765618
+2

>Even
>Naisu-er

>23 total


>A: "Oskar I need your help."
>O: "You need help?"
>A: "Yes, according to most people who know me personally but no Oskar I need YOUR help!"
>O: "Uh! Be more emotionally available!"
>A: "No, O-dawg I me-"
>O: "Eat more fiber! Before it's too late and anal isn't even an option!"
>A: "NO! Oskar I-"
>O: "Relax with Jackie. She's really cool and all a relationship is, is like- Friends who wanna Fuck each o-"
>A: "OSKAR! I JUST NEED STAR'S NUMBER FROM YOU!"
>O: "Oh, why?"
>You steel yourself
>A: "Well, somebody's gotta check if she gave you right one don't they?"
>O: "Oh, well I-"
>A: "I won't let you get hurt by that chick. I don't trust her, man. Let me get the number she gave you and I'll call. Make sure it's legit, that way she doesn't get a chance to manipulate my best Rockin' Bud."
>O: "Oh, well when you put it like that...Man. Thanks, Anon."
>A: "You got it, Brofis."
>Oskar quotes off the number to you
>You don't have a pen
>Fif hands you one
>A: "Aw, thanks I-"
>You pause
>Look back to Fif
>A: "That Robe doesn't have any pockets."
>Fif doesn't respond to your realization
>F: "Give that back when you're done."
>You jot down the digits on your palm
>Then hang up
>A: "Catch ya in a sec, dude."
>O: "Hey, Non now that you've got a sax we should jam somet-"
>Click

>You dial the number
>Then wait
>Click<
>M: "Hello?"
>Wh-
>Fucking what?
>A: "Marco?"
>M: "A-non-y-...mous? Heyyyy, maaaan."
>How
>How can so much spaghetti be in that one voice
>It cracks a little
>Hah
>Marco's got the Pube-throat
>M: "What are you uh...calling me for?"
>A: "Covering for Oskar. In case Star gave him a bogus number. Which, apparently. She did."
>M: "Star did what? No, no I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for that."
>A: "Is there?"
>M: "Which I'm sure she could give me if I could just...find he- STAR! STAR, WHERE ARE YOU!?"
>S: "UHHHhhhhhhhh!"
>M: "Star!"
>S: "WHAT!?"
>M: "Why'd you give Oskar my phone number instead of yours!?"
>You hear feet slapping the tile
>Then a humongous crash
>The cry of a small animal
>Most likely a baby seal
>S: "OSKAR!?"
>M: "my BACK!!"

>OH SHIT
>WADDUP

>You got Star on the horn
>She thinks you're Oskar


L: "How fascinating. Such a tangled Web."


What do?

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>>1765694
>Go Full Force Blunt
>Ask about Horns and Hearts and the Kekaiku
>Then when she lets down her guard and gives us the goods
>ROAST A MEWGGA

>>1765694
>Star. My mewgga. Help a fellow fuckup out with some bad mojo bullshit.

>>1765694
Tell her we need something and challenge her to a duel to get that thing.

>>1765694
"Star, i fucked up. I fucked up BAAAAAD."
she may not like us, but if she think we are in some serious but vague danger she might listen

>>1765694
>>1765703

>>1765694
>"You fucked up"
>Ask to meet in person to talk
>Then ask for her actual number so we can relay it back to Oskar (and use it for ourselves later)

>>1765694
We open up "honestly" asking why she gave a different number, we know she has a legit one... pretty sure.

Offer a good word in with oskar if she does a favor. We won't do bad consequences for not helping, but if she wants that good word...

>>1765706
You know, we could get her to train the girls? She seems to get into danger, but hasn't killed Marco yet

>>1765700
Support

>>1765694
give her the fake Oskar voice. It'll be funny

OK. Let's leave the demon stuff for later and pick up the other ingredient first. We ask her for help locating a nightmare and killing it. When she asks how we got this number we tell her we were checking it for Oscar, and the nightmare thing just came up.

>>1765694
>What do?

>"No I'm CIA. was getting a call from Oskar part of your plan? yadda yadda, seriously tho, Oskar'll call you don't worry but hey listen, I need to get in touch with Tom. You know the guy: sickly skin, guyliner, horns, throws bitch fits and is angery constantly? Yeah, could you help me with that, please? Help a mewgga out."

>>1765694

>>1765722
This seems good. I'll support this.

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1765694

>>1765736
Let's not plan to take the heart of the prince of hell.

There are other major demons of power ego wouldn't result in Satan sending his armies after us.

Monster army and the SCP are bad enough right now.

>>1765694
>>1765734
Gonna go with supporting this. As much fun as fucking with her immediately would be, would rather try to knock out these side quests so we MIGHT have a power-up prior to helping Alabaster. Stars got royal contacts for the whole 'Queen' dance thing, and she seems like a reliable, if reluctant source of magical information.

>>1765749
>>1765694
My thoughts exactly.

>>1765734
>>1765772
Voting to get a Unicorn horn instead. I want our wand to be a tool of justice, not of vengeance.

And we don't need to kill no unicorn. Just find one already dead. Thich must be plenty in Luna's crib.

>>1765734
Let's do this for now, and for Christ's sake, attempt to not be a giant gaping dickhole for a single conversation.

>>1765694
>Hey Star,how about we exchange favors? Help me to get Tom and I help you to get Oskarr

>>1765788
Her Best Bestie (previous) is a unicorn or sorts... maybe she's got some inside information for how their horns work? Could be like deer, where they shed their horn at some set time interval...

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>>1765734
>>1765734

>You think about playing nice
>No
>It would make you sick
>You think about lying
>Well
>You've already lied
>Maybe you could keep doing it...
>Until it's the truth
>A: "First of all, you fucked up."
>S: "Anon!?"
>A: "Whoms't else, babe?"
>F: "Nice."
>S: "Why are you calling Marco?"
>A: "I called this number because YOU gave it to Oskar. I KNEW your ass wouldn't do anything but swerve him."
>S: "I-"
>A: "He's a good boi."
>S: "I know, but he's a rebel which is why I-"
>A: "He deserves BETTER than to get bamboozled by a Fairy Space-Thot."
>S: "I'm not imaginary!"
>A: "So -I- called this number to see if it was legit. Aaannnd it isn't."
>You pull the phone up to your lips
>A: "You make me sick."
>S: "I GAVE HIM THIS NUMBER BECAUSE MARCO'S RINGTONE IS CUTE!"
>You pause
>Grin
>Exactly as you thought
>She did it for something stupid
>Time to go for the kill
>A: "Bullshit. Marco's a misunderstood Bad-boy."
>M: "Y-yeah!"
>A: "No way he'd have anything than something like Christian Rock or maybe Love Sentence."
>S: "Where's Oskar?"
>A: "Prove to me your worthiness, Star Butt and I just might tell him you made a mistake instead of tricking him."
>S: "Yo- YOU CAN'T POSSIB- OOOOOHHHH!"
>Click
>You lean back
>The Sceen's black
>A: "She hung up..."
>F: "Aw. Maybe nextht time, ki-"

https://youtu.be/0BC_UkOUjFY

>Your phone's ringing again
>With an unknown number
>Beep
>S: "LISTEN!"

https://youtu.be/17o1OlroNSE

>A: "Is that Parry Gripp?"
>S: "Yes! That's Marco's Ringtone and it's perfect and adorable!"
>A: "So this is -your- number you've called me from?"
>S: "Uh- Yeah this is my compact."
>A: "Jackpot."
>S: "Wh-"
>You hang up
>F: "Impressive."
>Then immediately take the number down
>Then call Marco
>Beep
>S: "Oskar!?"
>A: "Ever hear of a "Nightmare?"
>S: "What the HECK why did you call Marco!?"
>A: "Made it more likely for you to pick back up since you'd think this was Oskar. Who I'm still not giving your number too."
>Which you have now
>Because you're evil
>An evil genius
>S: "Why not!?"
>A: "Don't trust ya."

cont

>>1765817
Didn't Tom have a tub of Unicorn blood?
Where did the rest go?

>>1765847
If it follows the series, yes ( https://youtu.be/-cuhxz-ishE?t=1m37s ), but Quest could have the timeline events mixed up and around as well. For instance, just yesterday we were chilling at Brittney's party (S01 E10) but today, it sounds like Marco is finding out for the first time that Stars hijacked his phone to chat with Oscar (S01 E07). Granted, Star vs. chronology is wonky to start with, but the Blood Moon Ball (S01 E15) shouldn't happen for a little while yet.

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>>1765845
>>1765845

>S: "Why do you have to butt your butt-head into my stuff! I just wanted to talk to the cute vagrant wolf-boy with the sweet keytar skills!"
>Wow
>Her voice has gotten crazy high pitched
>A: "What's your favorite thing about Oskar?"
>Star's quiet
>Though it seems more like she's hesitating than trying to answer you correctly
>She doesn't trust you either
>Fair enough
>S: "He smiles. A lot. Even though he's all on his own and all he has is his music. He's nice and...and mysterious but seems like he'd still open up to somebody who was there for him."
>You hear Marco putting his legs under him in the background noise
>A: "...alright. I believe you. Hope you don't blame a guy for looking out for his friends."
>S: "I do, for once. Cause it was still rude. How are rude even when you do nice things?"
>A: "You ever consider maybe someone doesn't have to be -nice- to be -good- ?"
>S: "...huh."
>A: "Yeah."

Now.

>A: "You ever hear of a Nightmare before?"
>S: "Marco has them when he doesn't pee before bed."
>M: "STAR!"
>A: "Naw, Mewgga I mean the mythical beast."
>S: "What's a myth?"
>A: "Not real- so. So fuck I guess Mystical is a better word."
>S: "You mean Anti-Corns?"
>A: "Aren't Potatoes just Anti-corn?"
>S: "Whoah."
>A: "The evil Horses, Butterfly do you know of them?"
>S: "I saw one as a kid get in a horn-fight with my Mom's Alpha Warnicorn."
>A: "What happened?"
>S: "What does this have to do with anything?"
>A: "I gotta find one."
>S: "Why?"
>A: "Cause I don't wanna give my buddy Alabaster the head-snip but I need a swirly horse-head boi's bone-hat."
>S: "I kind of understood most of that but I think you might be having a tiny seizure like, every other word."
>A: "Help me."
>S: "What?"
>A: "Help me get one and I'll give Oskar the A-ok."
>S: "REALLY!?"
>A: "Naw, I'll probably post your shit on bathroom wall at a truckstop or somethin."
>S: "..."
>A: "Yes, really."
>S: "I don't think you can get close to one."
>A: "Why not?"
>S: "They only go near males of royal birth."
>You look over at Luna
>She continues to smile
>You feel the void behind her eyes smile in tandem
>A: "I think I got that covered."
>S: "Then we could...well we could go on a Celestial Hunt."
>A: "We?"
>S: "Yeah, We."
>A: "..."
>This was meant to be a ruse
>You got what you wanted
>A: "Yeah Aight."
>You hang up
>Call Star
>Beep
>M: "Anonymous?"
>A: "Your ringtone's not ironic it's just fucking gay."
>You hang up
>Call Oskar
>O: "Eyo."
>A: "Star's real number is XXX-XxxX."
>O: "Whoah did she try and trick me!?"
>A: "Naw, bro your eyes confused her. She was just scared. I talked you up."
>O: "Dude, about that jam se-"
>You hang up
>Call Star
>S: "OSK-"
>A: "BIH!!"
>Then hang up again

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>>1765879
>>1765879

>You pull out a Skull from your housevator
>Hand Luna your phone
>She pulls up a song from your playlist

https://youtu.be/TiwsfOTKbEs?list=PLl2BfNE5vI5ZekNukIKYaYvcUsNSU-jC4

>Along with the trashcan
>Jump in the air
>Dunk him
>A: "OH!"
>What's fucking good
>You are the master


>Charisma +7 now fuckquiggas

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>>1765882
>>1765882

Well, friends.

Session has not ended.

What shall you do now, Anonymous?

You crafty little devil, you.

>>1765907
Okay, so first, let's let the skull bois go back into the void for now. Save them for when we need them.

NEXT, we go buy BOOLETS

>>1765907
3 we ask hekapoo about setting up a meeting with Tom that doesn't end in our esophagus and rectum mixed up.

>>1765907
Check up on Alabaster, make sure he's not under attack or something.

And maybe ask him about Nightmares, the more information the better.

>>1765907
'member how there was a unicorn skull back at Luna's castle? Why-why don't we go pick it up?

>>1765907
Check up on Janna
Maybe teller her to start researching demon shit
We will need it

>>1765907
We should ask Fif if it's possible to replace the first demon heart we use with another more powerful one we might get at a later date. Basically, ask him if we can upgrade the wand.

>>1765907
>>1765915 sounds good

>>1765907
Welp,I guess we should put our clothes and portal into Marco's house
>>1765912
my fucking god... WE ARE FOURTEEEN
>>1765918
Fuck that,we ain't going back to that place.

>>1765907
Ask Luna if that unicorn skull we saw at her castle was real, and if so, go get that.

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>>1765907
>>1765918
Mh... I'm not particularily interested in the Nightmare horn.
Lets ask Luna if we can ger a Unicorn one in The Hole.


>>1765922
>>1765914
Besides that, now that we have Star's phone we can bribe/blackmailt/trick/make a deal beneficial to both Tom and ourselves.

We can use Star's phone number as proof that we're close to her. We convince him we can help him do the same if we help him get his anger in check if he help us get a powerful Demon heart (maybe even his own?), and he knows we're good at the enger shit because we went against him and fucking ruined him.

>>1765928
Why not? It's a nice place. Got good aesthetic. And even then, it's still home.

>>1765928
there are multiple ways around that
also, there's a lot Anon has done that a 14 year old shouldn't do.

>>1765915
Supporting this, if anyone knows about Nightmares it's Alabaster.

>>1765936
The problem is, there is a lot of things an adult wouldn't do and one of those things is selling ammo to a kid.

>>1765946
like I said, there are multiple ways around that.
>Get a hobo to buy the bullets for us
>make a portal to some gun store in another state or country, take them from across the world
I mean, we got the gun, why aren't we getting boolet?

>>1765932
No harm in asking. Sure, why not.

>>1765925
Since we're still here, might not be a bad idea. He'll be the one crafting it anyways, so if anyone would know, it'd be him.

>>1765915
Support.

>>1765882
inquire as to whether or not enchanted items are stronger than spells, such as enchanting a rock to explode when stepped on vs using a spell to make a rock instantly explode.

Additionally, the speed of bullets vs the speed of spells.

this will make or break enchanted bullets as an idea.

>>1765907
>>1765925
In addition to this, can we please put our clothes back on?

>>1765990
i support not putting clothes on

>>1765990
Will support getting clothes back on

>>1765990
Put armor back on

>>1765996
only the armor

>>1765996
I'll support armoring up

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The votes

>Dismiss dabois
1 vote

>Hekaschedule a meeting with Tom
1 vote

>Get Boolet
1 vote

>Check on Alby
4 votes

>Ask about that Unicorn Skull you saw in Luna's house
4 votes

>Can upgrade get for wand pls?
2 votes

>Go to Marco's house
1 vote

Of course, the ultimate vote

>Get Dressed
2 votes

>Don't
1 vote

>You start putting your pants on
>You have one foot through
>Then you sock up
>A: "So. Can I get this wand tuned up after you put it together?"
>F: "What? No. Abstholutely not."
>A: "What? So I'm stuck with whatever I get?"
>F: "Young man have you ever stheen someone with a wand?"
>A: "Yeah. Only one tho."
>F: "...and who are they?"
>A: "Star Butterfly. Princess of Cuckland's gay-ming and Gay-cing."
>L: "Gay-cing...is it Homoesexual cake topping?"
>A: "Got DAMN I love hanging out with my Mom."
>F: "Wands are legendary items, young man. Even the weakest ones have the potential to grow. Almost like people do. The wielder can change the face of histhtory. So few have them because so few have the magical potential to create one."
>A: "Why don't you have one?"
>F: "Because if I made it I'd have to go to war to keep it."
>A: "I'm already at war."
>F: "Good. Otherwise you'd never be ready for what's coming. Think of the heart like a Stheed. The kind you plant helps determine the potential of your investment."

>You finally secure your cloak
>Then flex Muscles
>A: "Haha, public decency."
>Then you whip out your phone
>To call up Alabaster
>A: "Ey yoh!"
>AL: "Anonymous. Can this wait?"
>A: "Uh, I can keep it brief?"
>AL: "What is it?"
>You hear weird background nosies
>Is he clubbing
>A: "You ever hear of a Nightmare?"
>AL: "Yes."
>You hear panting
>AL: "They are the darkness to my people's light."
>A: "Huh. So you wouldn't mind helping me like...murder one for it's horn?"
>AL: "If such a thing could be done."
>A: "I can kick your ass."
>AL: "Doubtful."
>The music in the background has gotten much louder
>Ok yeah he definitely in a club
>You're killing people tomorrow
>This boi is clubbing before you both go killing again
>A: "You good?"
>AL: "I will be once the Poppers work out of my system."
>A: "Uh...drink some water."
>AL: "See you soon."

>Beep

cont

>>1766028
>>1766028

>You think something at Luna
>A: "Hey."
Yes, my dear?
>A: "What about that skull? The one back at your castle?"
The one in the rosebush barrier?
>A: "Yeah."
That wretched thing most likely lost it's soul long ago. Unicorns who still have their soul die, and then their magic continues to eminante from their soul. Where they will be reborn from if it's sucked into a star. In my old world that creature's soul is most like...occupied.
>A: "With what?"
Powering my tree sentinels.
>A: "Wh-"
>You get a flashback
>To when you fought the Worm-Puppet beast
>Of the screams of that little soul you saw get eaten
>By the towering monstrosity
>Covered From it's branching antlers to it's feet in wooden thorns
>A: "In...that?"
Yes dear. It's where I stored most of the souls in my universe.
>Stored
>Not eaten?
So fate couldn't have them.

What do?

>>1766030
let's go get BOOLET!

also, we should go check on jackie and Janna, maybe?

>>1766030
>Check in with Jackie
>Restock at Quest Buy
>Purchase something to contain the Anti-Corn Horn
>Get something cool for Janna, some new knife that has a sick demon skull or something as an apology

>>1766030
Maybe we should sit down and focus on improving our spells.

An quick-cast Massacre Wave would be nice. Or a better healing spell.

>>1766030
W-What happened to all of those souls, Luna?

>>1766030
Booletz

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>>1766030
I'd like to hear the reasoning behind that, Luna. That soul sure didn't seem like it was having a good time inside that thing.

>>1766030
supporting >>1766044

>>1766043
Gonna agree here, let's get Janna a dope ass weapon, maybe a bow!

>>1766044
Supporting spell improving.

>>1766028
>>1766045
>>1766053
Supporting.

>>1766030
Pregunte a luna si los elementos encantados son o no más fuertes que los hechizos, como encantar una bala para explotar contra enemigos vs usar un hechizo de ataque explosivo.
Además, la velocidad de las balas vs la velocidad de los hechizos.
Esto hará o romperá las balas encantadas como una idea.

>>1766030
Stop the fucking info dump and go get the fucking edgy horn AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>1766043
Support

>>1766043
>>1766044
>>1766045
>>1766053
These with the added question of, what happens when everyone is dead and inside those things? I am willing to be that isn't very healthy.
>>1766063
I don't know what you said, so obligatory support for you too.

>>1766045
>>1766060

What happened to the souls? Are you dense? She stored them in giant tree golems. They're being stored in there. Probably some kinda fail safe she employed when the universe started falling apart to entropy.

>>1766053
>>1766045
I don't know if we should confront Luna about this right now. We need all the time to prepare for what's about to happen, this might just lead to a big emotional.... thing that could cost us a lot of time.

>>1766073
>>1766071
Stop with the Luna Apologism.

>>1766073
Well...its not like we don't have time for it. The only thing we're really doing is getting a WMD construction kit list for the mad sci-I mean wizard, mad wizard, to put together for us. Then fighting the FBI goons and cultists tomorrow. Oh, and getting Janna a bitching weapon for her...LETS GET FIF TO MAKE HER A WEAPON WHILE WE'RE AT IT, JACKIE TOO!

>>1766063
also supporting buying a black hole container

>>1766075
I, personally, am not apologizing for Luna. I'm just saying, we should save that for later when we aren't about to be heading into big danger. Right now, Luna is a team mate that we can rely on. If we strain our relationship now she might flake on us at a dire moment. So, we talk to her about this later.

>>1766080
Is that what he actually said?

>>1766081
>Worrying about someone who we've literally fused fate threads with to bail on us.

Fucking amazing. I knew Anon was impulsive, but I didn't think he'd be this dumb.

>>1766087
Emotion isn't always logical, Anon. Anyways, Luna keeps enough secrets from us, if we confront her there's no telling whether or not she'll decide to keep more of them from us.

>>1766098
>Luna keeps enough secrets from us
>She spilled the beans about everything when we rescued her

Just because she doesn't tell us things, doesn't mean she's keeping secrets. She's just not bombarding us with lore unless we ask for it.

>>1766030
Question Luna, but calmly.

>>1766030
Fuckit, I wanna ask Questions about the tree sentinels. I don't want to confront or judge her, I want to know more.

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The votes...

>Check on Jackie, and take care of Janna
>3 votes

>Take a second to iron out your spells
3 votes

>Ask for more fucking info dumps
1 vote

>Boolet
1 vote

>Question Luna
4 votes...


https://youtu.be/z9gNFYNZ8yk?list=RDf8fUFmjqXZo

>Luna floats off of your shoulder
>She can feel your doubts
>Your sudden alarm
>You've killed
>Even destroyed
>A: "Luna...that tree thing -ate- that girl's soul, right?"
>L: "No, Anonymous. It did not."
>A: "So what happened?"
>She smiles
>Tilts her head
>Then
>Without breaking eye contact
>She begins to explain
>L: "That creature is something I made using the body of an ancient world-tree. A treant. One that used to hold the center of my planet Mewmus together. When it died from immense magical corruption I...repurposed it's branches."
>A: "That thing was a branch?"
>L: "No."
>She blinks
>L: "More like a twig."
>Your gut drops
>L: "The World-Tree used to house every single ounce of Mewmusly magic in our world. It was the sea upon which our sorcerer's sailed. The Wind beneath the wings of dragons."
>A: "...so you-"
>L: "So I made use of it. When I realized it's death was inevitable. The Worm God, and all the other parasites had come from other worlds. Polluted it. They came and were sinking their fangs into it so they could have a piece of what -I- had created."
>You actually give her a resolute expression
>A: "So why are you keeping souls in there?"
>L: "Because without a vessel they will dissipate into ambient energy and eventually become nothing."
>A: "So what are they in there!?"
>L: "Serving a purpose."
>A: "Which is?"
>L: "Keeping the ecosystem of -our- world functioning. Oh, Anonymous. You don't yet know the splendors of the soul. You'll get there I'm sure."
>You look down at your hands
>Muscles twitches
>A: "What did you do?"
>L: "I had to rebuild everything when the universe began to collapse. I had sacrificed so much...but the entire base of my reality was being dragged away...so I replaced it."
>A: "You-"
>L: "Every cell."
>A: "You ca-"
>L: "Every atom."
>Your eyes widen as your heart turns to ice
>L: "I remade my universe. From the bottom up. Using the energy of the soul."
>A: "Mom..."
>L: "I resurrected a reality, Anonymous. It lives through my Will. It is my greatest achievement...and the greatest blasphemy any reality shall ever know."
>She floats back up to you
>L: "...and I've given all of it's power to you."

>Your chest is hollow
>Your stomach aches
>This is the source of your power
>Not Luna
>...but an entire reality
>Every dimension within it
>From the paramecium
>To the mockery of planets and stars
>Every
>Single
>Soul


>You asked...
Now. You know.


SESSION END!

NEXT SESSION TOMORROW!
SATURDAY AT 7PM US CENTRAL TIME!

I had hoped one day you'd get curious.

>>1766138
So...Luna is like the Lich King from Warcraft if he had wound up winning with the whole collection of souls and using them as fuel yeah?

Damn, that's heavy. But metal. I can respect that. Good Job Luna.

>>1766138
Well, if Anon didn't have a drunk of a father to detract the habit for him, this would be an excellent time to take it up as a passion.
In any case, gonna vote preemptively for
>Check on Jackie, and take care of Janna
and
>Take a second to iron out your spells
And now to sleep with the knowledge the nightmares and souls of the dead are being used as a perpetual fuel source.

>>1766145
Winning, but losing really. She still lost against her war with fate, but made the best out of it.

>>1766138
gg Quest, see you tonight, I guess.

I still think we should go get some BOOLET for our gun. Our backup weapon is useless without any ammunition.

>>1766149
>>1766145
I guess we can say Luna set the seed to prevent the need for this in the palm of our hands. Lets do everything we can to win and not need to do it later. Becoming a god and rewriting the rules of reality is great and all, but it kind of defeats our entire purpose if we become the Biggest Baddest Monster in reality, because LITERALLY everyone else is dead and we are fucking with the bodies.
>>1766150
We can get bullets later, hell, lets just give Janna the gun and some money to get reloads. Until we get magic super enchanted weapons for her and Jackie. Wait, we can make super soul bullets. Seeing as we are literally seething with them fueling our magic.

>>1766152
we only have one bullet in it right now. I'm all for giving the gun to Janna or Jackie, but seeing as our opposition in the coming battle will most likely have guns I'd also like to have a gun. We just need two or three cylinders' worth of boolet.

>>1766152
What? Don't lose against fate and entropy? I mean, obviously. We are gonna do our best to prevent that from happening. As great as Anon is, I don't think he could remake the entire universe again like she did.

Though, becoming a god. Not off the table, at least in terms of "don't ruin everything."