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>T: "I INVOKE THE POWERS OF ALL THAT WRITHE BELOW! I SUMMON THE FIENDS OF THE PIT! TO BRING FORTH THEIR FORMS FROM REALMS BENEATH AND SET UPON MINE ENEMIES!"
>The ground quakes
>T: "BRING UNTO ME THE DARKNESS OF THE SHADOW OF THE PIT! BRING THE LAKE OF IRE! THE SEA OF ASHES!"
>Your portal rumbles
>Little hands and claws and wings scrabble the sides
>T: "BY NAME I SUMMON YE! MAGGRONOX! DARKNESS INCARNATE! RISE! RISE AND SWALLOW THOSE WHO WOULD OPPOSE ME!"

>Clouds blast out of the portal
>Swirling
>Full of cinder
>A set of eyes appears
>As the form towers over the shelves
>A sloth, employee of this inter dimensional shopping plaza walks around a nearby aisle
>S: "Hey, Sir. There's no summoning allowed for the purpose of destruction in this zo-"
>Silence overtakes him as the cloud washes across his body
>When it leaves
>A sloth skeleton stands in it's place
>Still in uniform
>The bones clatter to the ground
>As the face inside Tom's summon becomes clear
>J: "Uh...Anon?"
>It might be time
>J: "Maybe we ought to..."
>T: "...Run."

>>1799106

>THE LIVING SHADOW CHARGES!
>AN ARMY OF DEMONS AWAITS INSIDE TO RIP APART WHATEVER FALLS WITHIN!
>TOM IS FLYING AT IT'S HELM

WHERE RUN!?

>Magical Sundries for the Modern home
>Electronics
>Simple Servants
>Checkout

>>1799132
>>Checkout
Grab our shit and close that portal dear god.

>>1799106
>SCISSOR PORTAL THE FUCK OUT BACK TO SCHOOL

>>1799143
support

>>1799132
>Checkout
OLLIE OUTTA HERE NERGRO
GRAB WHAT YOU CAN AND GET ANYWHERE BUT QUEST BUY

>>1799143
>>1799132
Support
Also
>Have Janna send THE TEXT to Star

>>1799132
time to send that text. we made our rules clear. all we have to do is survive until whatever security Questbuy has in place to get rid of that thing, I suggest check out as that's the most likely place they'd be to stop thieves n shit. Either way, make sure we send that text.

>>1799132
Pretty much >>1799143 and >>1799155

>>1799132
>>Checkout
Lead him towards the largest population, let him vaporize them to bones, hope the spell runs out, then swamp him in skellies that he made.

>>1799132
Run to checkout.

Scissors to Hekapoo's womancave.

>>1799155
>>1799163
We don't have our phone. Tom does.

>A sloth skeleton stands in it's place
>Still in uniform
>The bones clatter to the ground

It's grisly... But what if we animated anyone he killed along the way to slow him down or attack the demons? It reduces Will but right now it'll be mostly Dex or Str to just get away.

>>1799168
Dude, Janna also has her phone with the pic on it

>>1799171
support

ALSO, I hope you're having a good night Quest!

>>1799132

we should run to checkout to leave QuestBuy already

>>1799171
also supporting this

Should also report Tom for murdering an employee, it ain't snitching if the other guy is a punk bitch.

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>>1799168
H E K A P O O
E K A P O O
K A P O O
A P O O
P O O
O O
O

CONTACT HER
PHONE, SCISSORS, SMOKE SIGNALS
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW
JUST TELL HER FUCKING TOM IS HERE BEING A DUCK ABOUT OUR SCISSORS

>>1799171
I'll support this while running to check out.

The alternative is charging a Massacre Wave while we run.

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>>1799190
>>1799190
Bless you, friend
I am having a good night
Because I am here with you

>Checkout
5 votes

>Attempt to portal to school
1 vote

CLARIFICATION NOTE!
WHILST IN COMBAT PORTALS MADE BY THE SCISSORS WILL OPEN TO RANDOM SPOTS THROUGHOUT THE MULTIVERSE!

>Send the text
>Activate the neo-cuckening
2 votes

https://youtu.be/am05YeWW-Mo?list=PLhFC8pd7oZvwJYhjmpZVyaKG7CUNoVvae

>You snatch Jackie around the waist with Muscles
>J: "Whoah!"
>Then you take
>The fuck
>Off
>Behind you the shelves are engulfed in darkness
>A passing Spider-woman gets sucked inside
>She screams in Spanish
>SW: "
Noo! Acabo de finalizar mi divorcio! "
>A: " Mierda. "

>CRAASHH!
>The shelf to your right is collapsing!
>You whip out your scissors
>Signal with your brain
>A: "Janna?"
>You hear panting in your mind
>She-
>She doesn't need to do that in her head
>Ja: "Yeah?"
>A: "We need that phone."

>You're suddenly hit with a shower of random magical items
>The smog beast is thrashing through the wide and resplendent inventory placed by the well trained and attentive staff of Quest Buy's legacy of service
>Synergy
>T: "I JUST WANNA GO HOME AND PLAY HUNI POP! YOU'RE KEEPING ME FROM MY PUZZLE GAME-DATING SIMS, ANONYMOUS!"
>A: "Which wife best wife?"
>Tom breathes fire as he shouts
>T: "BELI!"
>Wow
>That sure is an option, huh?
>You couldn't reach the portal to hell
>It was inside Tom's Smoke Monster thing
>You can try to ruin his whole life
>By ruining his chances with his wife...u
>Sure

>JANNA LEAPS FROM THE NEAREST SHELF!

>10 total
>The smoke monster sees her
>Tom raises his hand
>Catching her with psychic energy
>T: "What is your DEAL!?"
>J: "I- ack! I can't breathe!"
>T: "Yes, you CAN I'm just not -allowing- it!"
>J: "Wow, you suck."
>Janna's eyes bulge like little squeezy toys
>T: "You...stabbed. Me."
>J: "You looked like you could take it."
>T: "I'LL TAKE YOUR LIFE!"
>J: "Buy me di-! DInne-ACK! Ugh...blow me."
>T: "RRRR!"
>J: "Now's your chance, boss. Get our stuff and get back here!"

>Leave Janna to get stuff

or

>Stay to save Janna

>The smoke monster is still coming in hot
>Nearby is a Sloth Skeleton
>Along with a huge pile of random magic shit from the shelves

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>>1799285
D I C K
I C K
C K
K

THAT'S DICK WITH AN I

TOM'S A DIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>1799296
>Leave Janna to get stuff

>>1799296
Send Jackie for our stuff.

Take the scissors and Susan and confrond Tom to save Janna.

>>1799296
>>Along with a huge pile of random magic shit from the shelves
GRAB SHIT FROM THE SELVES AND START THROWING IT AT HIM!

>>1799296
You know what? He's a smoke monster, right? Fucking, turn Muscles into a giant fan and wave it as hard as we can to BLOW it away.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1799106

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>>1799313
>turn Muscles into a giant fan

>>1799296
>>1799309
Supporting this as well.

>>1799296
>ANIMATE SLOTH SKELLY!

>>1799296
Well Tom's getting banned from Quest Buy.

>>1799309
I'll support this, but leave a Skullboy with Jackie this time.

Also, raise the skeleton for extra help.

>>1799296
stay for janna
rez sloth, mix all that magic shit with the bones and see what happens. maybe it'll be cool

>>1799330
OH AND ALSO ARM FAN

>>1799296
>Leave Janna to get stuff
I BELIEVE IN YOU JANNA
DON'T DIE

>>1799336
nvm. >>1799322
this is so stupid it has to work

>>1799296
>>1799305
On second thought, >>1799313

>>1799296
>Send Skelli for phone, save Janna ourselves

>>1799335
>>1799309
Yeah. Having a Skullboy with Jackie to be able to find her is a good idea.

>>1799313
Addendum: Send Jackie to grab our stuff while we defend Janna Banana. With the giant fan.

>Use will to wrest control of the demon away from Tom

>>1799296
STAY

>>1799313
supporting this for sure, blow him back to hell

>>1799296
>>1799313
>>1799330
SUPPORTING

>>1799296
>>1799313
>>1799309

Supporting these two.

>>1799296
>>1799313
support!
GO GO GADGET GIANT FAN

>>1799313
Supporting this and send Jackie to get the stuff.

>>1799296
Supporting these:
>>1799309
>>1799313
>>1799336
With giving Jackie a Skullboy and taunting Tom's about Star's buns of steel.

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Rolled 7, 7 = 14 (2d10)

>>1799313
>>1799313
>>1799309

>You put Jackie on the ground
>A: "Remember that one time I joked about fucking someone's grandma so hard that dust would come out of her nipples?"
>Jackie stares at you
>Half disgusted
>Mostly confused
>A: "Well I'm saying it now since it's never come up but I was saving it."
>You kiss her cheek
>A: "Go get our shit."
>You eye Muscles
>He can feel your plan forming
>A: "I got this."

>CRRRRACCKK
>A: "A-AH! Ow Why would we- Oh. Oh I see what you're doing do you need me to- No? Well alright I-"
Put your finger down in the elbow, dear he needs the leverage.
>A: "Thanks-EW! AAHhHhhH It's sucking!"
>Jackie shakes her head as she sprints off
>J: "You better not die McMoot!"
>A: "I proHOh Mise!"
>You've done it
>At last!
>A: "BEHOLD!"
>You hold up your arm
>Tom eyes it
>Janna continues to gurgle and choke
>The smoke beast stares
>Angery
>T: "...a ceiling fan?"
>The blades are your flattened bones
>Cartilage rotary joints
>3 speed action
>You grin
>A: "Wrong."
>You flip the switch
>Which you think used to be your pinky
>A: "A TURBINE FAN!"

ROLL STRENGTH!
THEN WILL!

Rolled 11, 5 = 16 (2d20)

>>1799444

Rolled 6, 20 = 26 (2d20)

>>1799444

Rolled 14, 19 = 33 (2d20)

>>1799444

Rolled 3, 15 = 18 (2d20)

>>1799444
Comeon please don't fuck this up.

Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d20)

>>1799444
BLOW!

Rolled 4, 15 = 19 (2d20)

>>1799444

Rolled 18, 11 = 29 (2d20)

>>1799444

Rolled 19, 13 = 32 (2d20)

>>1799444

Rolled 13, 10 = 23 (2d20)

>>1799444
>Trips
>Double 7's
I GOTTA GOOD FEEL ABOUT THIS BOYS

Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d20)

>>1799444

Rolled 19, 2 = 21 (2d20)

>>1799444

Rolled 17, 16 = 33 (2d20)

>>1799444

Rolled 1, 9 = 10 (2d20)

>>1799444

Rolled 20, 12 = 32 (2d20)

>>1799444

>>1799477
Wow hey dubs

Rolled 9, 8 = 17 (2d20)

>>1799444
do you think i'll ruin it

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>>1799447

Rolled 7, 13 = 20 (2d20)

>>1799444
:)

>>1799486
Did he change that just now? I remember him rerolling when he got doubles in the past.

>>1799500
Maybe? I just know demz the rulez now.

>>1799444
What do I win?

Rolled 13, 15 = 28 (2d20)

>>1799517
Nothing if I dont roll

Rolled 7, 15 = 22 (2d20)

>>1799444

Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d20)

>>1799444

Well I know nothing about the show, I'LL JOIN ANYWAY WITH DOUBLE NAT1s

>>1799536
you rolled too high :(

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>>1799536

>>1799536

Almost

>>1799545
Damn it Chaos, why must you do this with every quest you go to

>>1799556

Not exactly my fault that Tzeentch decides to listen to me in moments like this. And for that I'm sorry

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>>1799447
>>1799447
STRENGTH WINNER!

>21 total

>>1799472
-2

>>1799477
+2 for...

>21 total

>>1799500
>>1799500
I rerolled because no one got the second post ending in the right number friendo

>>1799467
>>1799467
WILL WINNER!

>16+13=29

>>1799450
+2

>30 fucking 1
>31 total

https://youtu.be/-S5fJI0MoYo?list=PLhFC8pd7oZvwJYhjmpZVyaKG7CUNoVvae

>A cold wind blows
>Muscles' joints are blazing
>Tom's smoke monster roars
>Then RUSHES!
>25 total
>It's being pushed apart by your wind attack
>Held back as it claws it's way forward
>You can see it's searing eyes
>Feel it's inky breath
>A demon shape swims inside it's mass
>It gets closer
>Closer still
>You grit your gnashing teeth
>Then look up
>Tom's watching
>Smugly
>He knows his demon can beat your wind
>It's simply too PWOWerful
>What he can't beat however
>Is your MIND!

>31 Will
against Tom's...

>A: "RRAGH!"
19
>He grabs his head
>You copied what he did before
>Creating that noise
>A ringing in his brain
>It's cluttered him
>The demon as well!
>Forcing it to reroll against your wind

cont

Rolled 10, 19 = 29 (2d20)

>>1799444

Rolled 8, 8 = 16 (2d20)

>>1799296
Oh shit, glad I didn't completely miss out

>>1799567
>>1799567

ANONYMOUS' MIND POWERS HAVE EXPANDED

SCREAM OF THE AWAKENED

>Spell Interrupt and Stun

>As tom is distracted
>As his demon is blasted backwards by your impromptu fan attack
>You can see the portal to hell!
>It's teeming with demons
>Popped up over the edge like peeping vermin
Incorporeal beings only get so many advantages.
>You rush forward
>Letting Janna drop free of Tom's grasp
>She does a flip
>Then lands on her feet
>With each boot on one of your shoulders
>A: "You good?"
>You ask, rushing forward to the portal
>J: "I rolled a 23."
>A: "What?"
>Janna leans over
>Showing you...your phone
>A: "Do it!"
>She holds up the screen
>J: "Say goodbye to your dating prospects!"

>T: "Ugh...Wh-wha?" NO! NO WAIT!"
>You've reached the portal
>Down inside you can see that lizard from before
>Argomemnon
>He's pitifully fighting off the other demons
>Who seem to be more interested in watching him suffer than ending his life
>Why aren't they killing him?

Their master doesn't allow come uppance without his approval.

>T: "WAIT! Mortal, WAIT!"
>A: "Why?"
>T: "I can't let Star see that picture! If she does then I-...All this won't mean anything!"
>The smoke returns
>Billowing across the shelves
>T: "What do you want? Name it!"

>You have a rare opportunity
>To get something out of this
>You hear Jackie returning through the shelves
>Mainly the sound of her hoverboard
>It hums whenever she does a flip
>She's doing a lot of flips


>You are in a standoff

What do?

>>1799573
>"Two things. A really good demon heart, and for you to fuck off for good. If I ever see your mug again I'll rip out your own heart!"

>>1799573

Before everyone goes into a frenzy and decides to kill time for his heart. Ask him for the heart of one of the more powerful demons who tried rebelling against Lucikron.

It may be worth it

>>1799573
Yer heart.
Also to leave us alone. Some kinda non-aggression pact.

>>1799573
"... Okay. I want you to promise never to attack me or my friends again, and I'll delete this message."
Show Tom the phone in our human hand, with our finger on the delete key.

Charge Massacre Wave in our other hand while he thinks about it.
Regardless of his response, when Massacre Wave is charged, hit him with it and hit send.

>>1799573
"Give us the most powerful demon heart you can find, and this pic is deleted and this whole thing forgotten."

>>1799589

>Tom

Ah shit

>>1799573
"I want the strongest demon heart you can get. To never mess with me or mine again, and to owe me one favor that I'll turn in at a later date."

Big requests boys.

>>1799602
>>1799573
Sounds good, i'll support
OH and make him Shake Hands to seal the deal

>>1799573
Supporting:
>>1799602
>>1799612

>>1799573
The most powerful demon heart you can get.

>>1799602
This sounds fuuuuun, how much you wanna bet that daddy satan is gonna tan Tom's ass cheeks for this?

>>1799567
>>1799573
>SCREAM OF THE AWAKENED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jH0WeV67I

>>T: "What do you want? Name it!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMDRiVj1Lz8

>>1799573
>"Get me the strongest Demon heart you are able to acquire"
>"And tag along me and star to go nightmare hunting, as an ally"
>"Then piss off, don't you ever confront me again."

>>1799573
>>1799602
Make sure to specify exactly WHEN we want the heart.
Give him a week.

>>1799573
The heart of the biggest, baddest fucking demon what ain't named Lucikron. Or maybe even that. I need one. A powerful one.

>>1799643
Really important yeah.

GUYS DON'T FORGET TO MAKE IT BINDING
MAKE HIM SHAKE HANDS OR SIGN SOMETHING
DON'T LET HIM BACK OUT

>>1799602
>>1799643

Support these two.

By the way, is there a way to check how powerful a Demon Heart is once we get it? Or to check if it is indeed a legitimate demon heart?

>>1799573
Pretty much >>1799587

>>1799649
Yup, supporting giving him three days to get the heart AND we'll be needing it all in writing. Signed and dated.

>>1799602
Supporting this. Also... >>1799649 ... but writing... Demons are all about contracts and shit, right?

>>1799573
>>1799622
Taking on to give him a week to get the heart and to get the agreement in writing. Also close that fucking portal to Hell we are so precariously close to.

>>1799573
I think we can raise the stakes

AFTER we close the portal to hell

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>>1799637
Supporting big smoke meme
But then we get serious and ask for heart and for him to get out of our face

>>1799573
Make sure to get his number for later.

>>1799573
If he doesnt agree to all of the terms we should add on dealing with stars current crush for him

>>1799573
Close that portal first though.

>>1799573
Alright Tom, but this isn't gonna be some pretend deal, I want the the real demon deal. The ones that shape reality to fit in.

How about a fucking apology to start with eh? Specially for the girls here. You been a real dick to them, ya know?

Second, I want you to bring to me the heart of the strongest, most powerful archdemon you can get and give it to me to do as I want. No tricks in which the heart dissapears after I touch it or anything either, or the deal is off.

Third. I want you to never pull this sort of shit again. You try and hurt me or my friends again and the deal is off.

Fourth. You owe me a favor. Whatever I want. You do. No strings attatched or another deal required.

If you do this then I promise to delete the photo and never bring to Star what happened here. If I think that you've somehow tried to scam me or used some fucking loophole trick then the deal is off, and Star will immediatly know hat you tried to tried to kill Jackie and Janna and how exactly.

>>1799640
This plus Luna reads over the contract and there is a clause about no funny business or sneaky work arounds or treachery. Word is Bond nigga.

>>1799602
this, we should keep that photo for later

Rolled 9, 4, 9 = 22 (3d20)

This is gonna require a charisma roll isn't it
well I'll just waste these 3 rolls

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>After considering your position
>In front of a portal to hell itself
>Surrounded by the enemy
>With something the enemy's leader wants in your possession
>You tap your face
>Then go within yourself
>Countless memes cross your mind
>Wicked deals
>Cruel jokes

Darling.
>A: "Yeah, mom?"
Always remember.
There is no such thing as a fair deal with the devil.
>A: "So I should be careful?"
No.
Be the Devil.
It's your deal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fe9W1gZPUs

>You smile
>Janna looks concerned
>You look up
>Both eyes shimmering pink and gold
>A: "Alright, Tom."
>T: "Alright?"
>You roll up your sleeve
>Revealing your scrawny humanoid arm
>A: "Let's make a deal."
>Tom is glaring, but his face doesn't seem impetuous anymore
>He's serious
>Focused
>Like he's looking at an equal
>Who has the better of him
>For now
>His Smoke beast is swirling around you both
>Snarling
>Spitting little imps who take flight before they dive back into the blackened waves
>A: "I want a heart. A strong one."
>T: "You want me to kill?"
>A: "Not just anybodies. I need a demon heart. One with real juice."
>T: "I can't just cut down my father's generals..."
>A: "So frame one. Murder one. I don't care. It's not my fate hanging in the balance."
>T: "I'll need time."
>A: "You have a week."
>Tom considers
>Then reaches for your hand
>Which you...
>Snatch
>Away
>A: "I'm not finished."
>You're sneering
>A smug look has taken over you
>You're the spitting image of a certain tiny woman in a hat you know
>A: "I want your kind to quit darkening my doorstep."
>T: "Non aggression?"
>A: "At least from you."
>T: "How am I supposed to make sure you don't cross me?"
>A: "Hey. If you ask certain people."
>You stand a little taller
>A: "I'm awesome. Plus, pretty honest."
>Janna is clearly nervous
>Still, she's balanced on your shoulders well
>You speak beneath her like a pillar of newfound authority
>A: "Lastly. I want a favor."
>T: "You're getting greedy."
>A: "I'm making sure you pay a decent price."
>You nod to Janna
>She holds up the phone
>Purses her lip
>Making it clear you aren't in any way speaking in jest
>A: "We shake on it."
>T: "I need more...then we can do it."
>A: "You don't make the rules he-"
>T: "I know! We need it to be balanced. At least a little more...or my father will know."
>A: "What?"
>T: "If I make a deal that robs the depths of hell too much he'll immediately know about it. I need something from your end. Something else..."
>A: "Well what is it?"
>T: "Tell me about someone else who has those scissors. Anyone will do."
>A: "Then I get what I want?"
>T: "All of it. Even the favor..."

>What do?

>TELL HIM ABOUT LUDO

>TELL HIM ABOUT STAR BUTTERFLY

>TELL HIM ABOUT MARCO

>WILD GOOSE CHASE (Lie to him)

>>1799792
>TELL HIM ABOUT LUDO

>>1799792
>LUDO
lets fuck him over

>>1799792
Tell him about star

>>1799792
>>TELL HIM ABOUT BIRD BITCH

>>1799792
Wild goose chase.

>>1799792
>TELL HIM ABOUT LUDO

Hell, we'll even help take the scissors from him if it'll be more convincing.

>>1799792
>TELL HIM ABOUT LUDO
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA

>>1799792
>TELL HIM ABOUT LUDO, THE BIRD WHO WE DESPISE MOST

>>1799792
>>TELL HIM ABOUT LUDO

Fuck the bird.

>>1799792

>TELL HIM ABOUT LUDO

Muy bueno

>>1799802
>>1799792
Addition
"Go for Ludo man. Hell, I'll help you get them from him cause he is that much of a fucking bitch"

>>1799792
>>1799813
Also supporting >>1799821

Im tempted to just say Ludo, but telling him both Ludo and Marco have scissors is perfect devil behavior.

>Ludo and Marco have them

>>1799792
i'm going with Ludo. hopefully this doesn't come back to bite our ass, but the chances of this actually helping us fuck over Ludo WHILE also getting our wand is just too tempting.

>>1799792
Ludo, the guy currently at war with the Butterfly Kingdom. Play up how this may actually help him endear himself with Star.

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>>1799792
Tell him about Ludo Avarius.

HOWEVER. Right after this we should tell Hekapoo that Tom tried to steal our scissors AND is going after Ludo now.
These demons really want these scissors and I don't think Heka would appreciate that.

>>1799792
I change my vote from just Ludo to Ludo AND Marco

>>1799843
support

If Tom takes away Ludo's BIGGEST means of transport for his army, both inter-dimensional
and on Mewni, it would Cripple him

>>1799806
>>1799843
Fine, changing support.

>>1799792
>Ludo AND Marco, Cause we're a kind god.

>>1799792
>TELL HIM ABOUT LUDO

Have we actually seen Marco's scissors?

>>1799862
We saw the headbook post about it I think.

>>1799836
>>1799792
supporting fucking over both

>>1799867
I don't think that happened. The only way we'd know he had scissors is if we recognized him through the portal when he was getting his. We didn't so we jut know some dude with a dragoncycle has a pair.

>>1799792
>>1799840
Changing my vote to telling him that we'll give him the name of someone who has the scissors after the deal is made, then tell him that Hekapoo has scissors. Screw him over as hard as possible.

>>1799884
Well regardless, we have him as an option so it looks like we DID recognize him. Now help us screw over two birds with one stone.

>>1799884
The way I see it sending him after Marco is us using out of character knowledge. We'd assume Star was the one out of the pair with scissors because why would the princess with everything have to rely on a human to get around.

>>1799905
I'd rather not send demons after Marco when Janna and Jackie are there.

>>1799917
Get Tom's number and tell him about Marco later? Sure, but not when people who know Marco are around.

>>1799917
Dude. Why are you arguing about this? Quest gave us Marco as an option. Ergo, we know that he has them IN CHARACTER. End of story, no debate.

More likely than not, Star would be there to kick ass, and Marco is no slouch either. Plus there is a fifty fifty shot he goes for bird brain instead.

>>1799931
Believe it or not, Quest also commits mistakes from time to time.

Don't let him tell you otherwise.

>>1799938
someone post proofs of us knowing he has a wand

>>1799792
>>TELL HIM ABOUT LUDO
>This is a win-win. Hell, I'm practically throwing you a bone here. Fuck with Ludo, earn some points with Star. Or don't, I don't give a fuck.

>>1799792
>TELL HIM ABOUT LUDO

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The votes...


>Ludo
15 votes

Overwhelming spite

>Star
1 vote
A tenuous favor, even if in exchange for a greater foe

>Marco
4 votes

Haha, old grudges die so very hard

>Goosechase
1 vote

>Switcheroo bamboozle
2 votes

>You're pondering doesn't last long
>A: "Deal."
>You reach out
>Grab Tom's palm

https://youtu.be/GfUkCK9mEzk

>It burns
>You can see his eyes turning black
>Flickering
Oh, my dear...your first demonic contract!
>Luna apparates on Janna's shoulder
>L: "Take a picture."
>J: "Who are y-"
>L: "Oh nevermind, I'll do it."
>Luna snatches your phone
>Floats over to get a good angle
>She zooms onto your face
>Both eyes gleaming with the power she's granted
>With the power you've built
>She pops up from behind the floating smart-device
>Who's controls she learned from reading your head
>You can't hear her

cont

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>>1800025
>>1800025

>All you see is Tom's open soul
>Bared through his now bottomless eyes
>It is a cyclone of emotion
>Anger is the most prominent
>Love is it's core
>You think he can see yours
>It's so hot now
>You're burning
>Your skin is cooking
>You snarl
>Grip harder
>This life has not invented a pain that can make you whimper anymore
>Click!
>L: "Such a beautiful moment! We should place this over the mantle-head."
>Dangit, mom
>Your hands release
>You're panting
>Tom turns away from you
>Waves his finger
>T: "Out."
>The smoke beast bellows
>He snaps his fingers
>T: "I SAID BACK TO THE PIT! TELL MY FATHER OF THIS BUSINESS AND YOU'LL BE DESECRATED BACK INTO THE LAKE OF TAR!"
>His servants crawl back to hell
>Slinking their tails betwixt their legs
>Wings
>Tentacles
>T: "One week."
>He nods to you
>You nod back
>T: "Now who has the scissors?"
>A: "His name is Ludo."
>After seeing Tom's soul
>After the laws of physics have been bent to your arrangement
>You find you can send him mental images
>You show him Ludo
>The horrid bird thing
>Tom smirks
>T: "I can -taste- how much you hate him."
>A: "Yeah, well it ain't a secret."
>T: "He's royalty."
>His smirk drops
>A: "He's rouge."
>T: "...How do you know?"
>A: "Kicked his parents out. Calls himself the -monster king- or some garbage."
>T: "...good."
>Tom descends into the Hellhole you created
>T: "Farewell, Anonymous."
>You swallow despite yourself
>There goes another heir to the universe
>Who holds enough personal power to crush you
>Thank Luna you had Jackie and Janna here
>T: "I'll be in touch."
>He's gone
>You seal the portal as fast as you can
>Then drop onto the floor
>A: "PHWEW!"
>Janna finally jumps back onto the floor
>Ja: "What now?"
>Jackie does a triple heelie into the scene
>Draws her crossbow
>J: "ALRIGHT HORN HEADS IT'S T- Whoah."
>She eyes the area
>J: "Fight over?"
>Ja: "Yeah."
>L: "Hello again, Jackie."
>J: "H-hey Anon's...godmother?"
>L: "The god part's accurate. The mother part seems to stand on it's own rather than with modifies but I won't hold it against you."


>You are safe
>ish
>All three of you are a mess
>Still
>It's over

What do?

>>1800028
Proceed to checkout, go home, take a nap.

Heal people if needed.

>>1800028
>Quick check, make sure everyone is okay.
>"So yeah, that's about the norm for me. Actually, this went pretty well!"

>>1800028
"...who wants ice cream?"

>>1800037
Support on this one, add in with a "So what do you guys think? Wanna go on another one after tomorrow?"

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>>1800035
>>1800037

These
Gotta get ready to back up our notGriffith unicorn bro later today

>>1800028
"So, what did everyone think of their first taste of adventure!?! About as emotionally scarring as expected? Oh! Anyone up for going and killing an anti unicorn in a bit? One of my buddies needs some help with a gnome infestation or something as well."

Just, some way of defusing the situation some more. Oh and also tell Hekapoo about this.

>>1800028
Get the shit, get the fuck outta here
Let's do something fun
Anyone down for Oskarr's concert

>>1800043
Also a good idea that I support.

>>1800028
>>1800037
>>1800045
And adding into go support our boi Ozzy

>>1800048
Support. Tomorrow is Unicorn/Anon vs SCP

>>1800043
>>1800028
OH AND DON'T FORGET OSKAR'S CONCERT

>>1800028
>So did you girls find something you liked?
>Welcome to my average Saturday night. I find it best to try and roll with the gunshot wounds.

We should probably scavenge some bones for Zombina.

>>1800028
>>1800035
>>1800037
>>1800043
These sound good

>>1800035
support

>>1800028
>>1800048
Adding to the vote we should really grab that sloth and spider skeleton for Zombella.

>>1800028
>>1800070
Tacking on us going to Oskar's concert with the girls. He just spent an afternoon talking to Star, the poor guy.

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>>1800028
So that's it. Good job gals.

>Check if the girls are A-OK. Morale is even more important that good loadouts in a team.
>Pet Susan.
>See if they STILL want to buy something now.
>Checkout.
>Send a Message to Hekapoo informing her of what happened and you telling Tom bout Ludo.
>Go back to Jackie and take a well desered nap with your Adventure Team.

go to oskar's concert, man.

>>1800028
let's go to the concert for great fun

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>>1800095
>>1800028

NVM
Nap Can wait tho Oskar's concert is right now.

Seriously tho, send that message to the Hek

>>1800028
ok, go to oskar's concert, man.

i didn't link it with >>1800097
post

>>1800028
Check to see if we have any missed calls.

>>1800028
>>1800075
Also, tel Hekapoo about the sitch with Tom, as well as the part where you told him about Ludo.

I feel like a vote-changing fool today.

>>1800028
>>1800075
>>1800110
Instead of breaktime, we go to Oskar's concert (presuming that's even going on right now).

>>1800028
Supporting...
>>1800095

Also...
>Make sure the girls are cool with what went down. Give them an out, but ask them if they're still in. Value their opinions / decisions / try to clear up the air after the drama that led to all this. If alls cool, invite to Oscars concert this evening?
>Did Star ever mention WHEN she was planning on performing the hunt?

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The votes...

>Rest
Haha
>Rest
4 votes

>Team huddle for warmth
4 votes

>Ice Cream
2 votes

>Bones
2 votes

>Rock and Roll with the Oskarr Wild
6 votes

>Tell Hek what the Hek is going on
3 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Niqxw_Yz0

>You hop up
>Roll your neck
>Ow
>That was a hard pop
>A: "So."
>You star collecting scraps off the floor
>A sloth arm
>A hand
>You whistle
>Susan moans for help
>She's stuck in a tangle of plastic ropes and cat toys
>You scratch your head at how she did this to herself
>A: "This went better than I expected."
>Like always you're up and moving right away
>No time to agonize
>You turn back to the girls
>A: "Who wants to hit that concert Oskarr was throwing?"
>The girls look to each other
>Then back at you
>They're both covered in burn marks
>Slime
>Blood
>Janna's neck is just one big bruise
>Ja: "I'm down!"
>So of course she's the one to hop to it first
>A: "Haha, sick."
>J: "Guys."
>You both look to Jackie
>J: "I got...eaten."
>She looks very shook
>Like she might cry
>Then she looks at you
>J: "You weren't scared?"
>A: "I don't get scared...until I think you're gonna get hurt."
>J: "well I didn't."
>She sniffs
>Wipes her nose
>J: "Guess we really did need to get ready for this stuff, huh?"
>Janna shrugs
>Ja: "Eh. I could get used to this."
>A: "You got deep fried."
>Ja: "So you gonna eat me?"
>She playfully stabs toward you
>Muscles slaps her wrist
>Hard
>Ja: "OW!"
>He wags his finger at her
>No more toying with his blood supply
>A: "Haha."
>Jackie's hugged you
>Oof!
>She soff
>You make to hug her back before she pulls back
>J: "Hey."
>A: "Yah?"
>Ja: "You two gonna keep making Outkasts references or smooch or what?"
>It's suddenly kind of awkward
>In the heat of the moment you do really well
>You're a doer
>A fighter
>When you have time to make decisions is when you get scattered
>Emotionally bogged
>You can't feel fear
>At least you still get butterflies from time to time

cont

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>>1800205
>>1800205

>A: "N-nah. Let's go see our boi!"
>Ja: "Yeah!"
>J: "Can we get ice cream?"
>A: "We can! With our BOIII!"
>J/Ja: "Yeah!"
>Z: "Mah!"
>A: "Then tomorrow. I'm gonna go MURDER SOME CULTISTS!"
>Ja: "YEAH!"
>Z: "MYAHRH!"
>J: "Wait. Wh-"
>A: "THEN WE'RE KILLING A BLACK GUY IN SPACE! WHO'S HORSE!"
>JA: "YEAAAHHH!"
>Z: "KIW BWACK PONEE!"
>J: "Guys, we have -homework- still!"
>A: "Shush."
>You squish Jackie's stomach acid stained cheeks
>A: "These are problems for people without adventures. You said life was all ours to explore didn't you?"
>She nods
>A: "Besides."
>You smug
>A: "I got a guy for that now."
>J: "Alfonzo?"
>A: "N-no it's a mole scientist I bullied into doing all my homework cause uh..."
>You quickly realize how fucking shady that all sounds
>A: "Anyway! BannaJan! Take us to party central!"
>Janna salutes
>Ja: "Yes, My lord!"
>Z: "Hewy. Dash -my- fing wif Mashtew."
>SHRRIIIIIP
>Janna takes the scissors and rips the air
>After securing Susan (And a heft set of Sloth bones) you all jump in
>The portal closes behind you
>A janitor walks around the nearest corner
>Sees the mess
>Drops his mop
>Then leaves, to pursue his dream of astronomy

MEANWHILE AT "UNDER THE ROCK" ECHO CREEK'S PREMIER SHITTY DIVE BAR

>The Main band isn't ready to play
>Teens and dubious adults of all kinds are getting restless
>It's perfect
>For the opening band
>er
>Boy
>Oskarr Greason
>O: "Uh..."
>He bumps the mic
>Making an awful feedback
>Someone coughs
>Someone else spills their drink and curses
>No one is excited for this
>Nobody came here to see him
>Not his mom
>Certainly not his dad
>Not eve-
>SHRRRIIIIP
>Wham!
>His friends
>All three of them
>Have just dropped from a hole in the air
>Ja: "WOOO! Go Oskarr!"
>He lifts his hair
>O: "Oh, wuzzup guys! You made it!"
>You right yourself
>Wave to the bar
>A: "Yo! Chocolate milk and chicken tenders. A double."
>Jackie puts Janna in a chair
>J: "Wouldn't miss it for anything, dude."
>Ja: "Even our own near deaths!"
>O: "That's crazy specific!"
>He smiles
>Still just happy not to be alone
>???: "C'mon kid!"
>A smokey, feminine voice rings out from the back
>???: "Play us somethin!"
>Oskarr clears his throat
>Then backs up to the dark part of the stage
>O: "Hit it!"

https://youtu.be/5-GPOr4DUaw

>Whoah
>These jams
>These crayzed out beats
>Oskarr's been working...
>He jumps out of the smoke, warping the knobs on his keyboard to create new voices in his mic headset
>He kicks pedals for drum hits
>He presses the keys on his keytar as if they were a secret code to the vaults of all molecular cohesion
>When the lights hit
>Some people actually oo
>Janna, Jackie and you cheer like mad

>Oskarr gets a 26 on his perform check

cont

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>>1800276
>>1800276

>Luna's never far
>Enjoying the light show
>Occasionally floating water up to your mouth
>Whispering little praises to you
>Taking pictures when it pleases her
>When the night is over, you take the gang out for that sweet ice cream
>Sweet as dreams
>You crash at home after some heartfelt goodbyes
>As you lay down
>You whip out your phone

MESSAGE TO HEKAPOO

>A: "Fuccboi deluxe is on the hunt for ur blades. Not the skatin' kind either."
...
>A: "Scissors. Tom is looking for a pair of your scissors. Tried to gank me for mine. Slapped his shit."
...
>Your eyes are so heavy
>You hit send on your last message
>Then
>With your new mattress
>Your new party in your contacts
>Your new life and plans finally coming together
>You lay down your head
>Then

Sleep.

SESSION END!

https://youtu.be/cdmhyEqCINM?list=RDMMcdmhyEqCINM

>ANON FINALLY CATCHES A "W" OR TWO IN A ROW
>CONTRACT SEALED WITH THE PRINCE OF HELL
>ANON'S SILENCE
>ALONG WITH LEADING TOM TO LUDO
>FOR A DEMON HEART IN ONE WEEK'S TIME

>YOUR CON HAS INCREASED TO 11

CHOOSE A SPECIAL FEATURE

>IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU GOT
>IMMUNITY TO KOS AND CONCUSSIONS
>EXCEPT FROM CRITS

>THICK SKINNED
>PLUS 1 AC DUE TO SCAR TISSUE BUILDUP
>GOES UP BY ANOTHER 1 FOR EVERY 5 POINTS OF CON PAST THIS

>MORE BLOOD THAN THE OCEAN
>GAIN +2 HP WITH CON INCREASES FROM NOW ON (INCLUDING THIS ONE)

NEXT SESSION SUNDAY AT 7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!

bless

>>1800294
Thick Skinned.
AC buffs are the best buffs.

>>1800294
>IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU GOT
>IMMUNITY TO KOS AND CONCUSSIONS
>EXCEPT FROM CRITS

Status immunities are god. No chance of a surprise knockout now either.

>>1800294
>It'll take more than you got
Please.

>>1800294
>IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU GOT
>IMMUNITY TO KOS AND CONCUSSIONS
>EXCEPT FROM CRITS

>>1800294
>IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU GOT
>IMMUNITY TO KOS AND CONCUSSIONS
>EXCEPT FROM CRITS

>>1800294
>IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU GOT

>>1800294
>THICK SKINNED
>PLUS 1 AC DUE TO SCAR TISSUE BUILDUP
>GOES UP BY ANOTHER 1 FOR EVERY 5 POINTS OF CON PAST THIS

>>1800298
Switching to KO Immunity

>>1800294
>IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU GOT

>>1800294
>take more than you got
concussions were a pain in the ass early on. i never want to deal with them again.

>>1800294
>>IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU GOT

>>1800294
>It'll take more than you got
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=serV18MirGg

>>1800294
It'll Take More Than You've Got

>>1800294
>IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU GOT
Normally I'd be more into the AC buff, but when the dice want to fuck us, the dice are gonna fuck us. At least this way, the situation is something that we can just flat out deny.

>>1800294
>IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU GOT

>>1800294
>Take More

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So Pizza Party when?

>>1800294
>take more than you got

Status immunity

NO MORE KOs! NO MORE STUN GUN LOCKS!

>>1800294
>>IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU GOT

>>1800294
>IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU GOT

Also, that pastebin story posted on the twitter was super lewd.

>>1800294
I'll vote for
>IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU GOT
>IMMUNITY TO KOS-
is that a Bloodborne reference?

>>1800567
You're welcome.

>>1800294
>>MORE BLOOD THAN THE OCEAN
>>GAIN +2 HP WITH CON INCREASES FROM NOW ON (INCLUDING THIS ONE)
You guys dont know shit about minmaxing

>>1801408
It would've been a real contender if it applied to previous levels as well, but as it is it's far too late for "optimum" potential. This way we simply flat out remove an entire status effect that has actually been a problem before in the quest itself(Frog, MiB).

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>>1800294
>>IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU GOT
Instant immunities are better than the low gains from the others.

>>1800294
>IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU GOT
>IMMUNITY TO KOS AND CONCUSSIONS
>EXCEPT FROM CRITS

>>1799573
Your my bitch till the day you die tom. You aren't allowed to phone daddy or mommy to save you. And you will under no cercumstances undermine my ability to survive on top of protecting my life and soul until I pass from old age. Or you fail. Whichever comes first really.

>>1803389
A bit too late for suggestions, m8.

>>1803389
Wow. Fucking bravo!
I've seen late votes, but I've never seen 1 day and 13 hours late!

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https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest/status/900594130300129280

A special gift. Commished by a friend in the discord from ol' Quest.

>>1803747
Sweet, also when do we update?

>>1809894
>SUNDAY AT 1900 US CENTRAL TIME

>>1809931
Ugggggggh, why does it have to be on the day past my sleep schedule for work. Fuck me. Thanks anyways m8

Quest would like to clarify that we are NOT fighting MiB with Alabastor. It's some cultists. He would also like to know why we thought that as he isn't sure where the misinformation started.

>>1814330
Tits, ass, squirrels, faggots that need to be shot, chem trails in the water, in that order.

>>1814330
Alabaster did say he would help us against the MiB after they attacked him. I think it was the same conversation where we warned him about their anit-magic grenades.

I guess people got confused and thought the MiB and cultists were the same when Alabaster got attacked a second time.

>>1814371
I like my explanation better, but kill all the fun why don't you.

From the discord... Quest seems to be having technical difficulties... Hang tight folks...

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SESSION START!

https://youtu.be/hWUWXqa1w1Q

https://youtu.be/dm22MN2E3jI

>You are Anonymous
>You are still 14 years old
>For roughly 30 more days
>You had no idea how tired you were when you laid down
>Which was 14 hours ago
>According to your shitty laptop
>Which was out on your desk
>It's nice not having to keep all your stuff in a hole in the wall
>Instead you're in a pocket dimension apartment
>With the door ajar
>Leading to your room back on earth
>You can hear rain outside your earthly window

>You're snuggled with your pillows
>The Drake Egg you have is generating so much heat the windows are a steamy mess
>Your whole body aches
>You are still in your armor


>Your phone has notifications
>You smell...pie?
>Also hot tea
>Susan is walking around with her new body
>Badly picking things up


What do?

CHARACTER SHEET AND ALLIES

https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX

https://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N

>>1815153
>deactivate skull boiz and put their heads into porta house until we need them. Its a free point of will.

>then investigate pie and check phone

>>1815162
support

>>1815153
>>1815162
goin wit this

>>1815153
>Remove skullbois, we don't really need them
>Investigate foodstuffs
>Check phone

>>1815153
investigate pie, check phone, and make sure to put that blanket for the drake egg on the egg.

>>1815153
Put on casual clothes. Dont disspell anyone because we might need backup for tonight. Check on the pie

>>1815153

>>1815162
this one, I support
this one

>>1815162
Supprot.

Skull boys can help later.

>>1815153
>Mothball 2 Skull Boyz and transfer the last one's soul to our drakescale armor
Let's get some undead power armor.

>>1815153
WE KEEPIN' DA BOYZ. NO TOUCHY THA BOYZ.
Also, check out dat pie aroma.

>>1815190
>>1815162
We aren't permanently getting rid of them, just despawning them for now and keeping the skulls handy.

Also... FUCK

WE GOTTA CHECK ON WONDERVON
WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING

>>1815153
Sit down and work on improving our spells.

Seriously, have we ever done this?

>>1815153
Supporting >>1815177

>>1815162
Won't the souls of the skull bois disappear into the void if we do that?