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>>2415819

POLLS:

Vote for your favorite characters! I really want to know who is popular! Check the doc below if you forgot your favorite’s name or something!

Best Girl: https://www.strawpoll.me/15335326
Best Guy: https://www.strawpoll.me/15335387


Information:

Twitter: https://twitter.com/QM91m
Discord: https://discord.gg/AmjbaTR
Archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=do+your+best+quest (Rough Grammar ‘till half of the 9th Thread)
Character Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-nIx_dvaNCPQ7zLg2BK_ucCyGNM741kAANxqXj7hdDs/edit?usp=sharing (It’s updated!)


Votes:

Votes are counted until 20 minutes have passed. This rule doesn't apply to the last reply of the day.
Votes that require a dice roll are counted until 10 minutes have passed.

Dice Mechanic (Small change, PLEASE READ):

I use the average (the mean) of the 4 best rolls and success will be determined by the difficulty I specify for the action or prompt. If there are less than 4 rolls I’ll do the math with the ones I have.
Above 55 is a success on a normal roll. Above 65 is a success on a hard roll. The hardest rolls I won’t specify because I find it more fun if I don’t.
We will roll after the voting is done.

>>2415819
>Baka Mitai! Express your feelings of regret! (Legendary Hard Roll)

>Nessun Dorma!

>>2415819
>Nessun Dorma! Why is this part of the selection?! Screw it! Do this one! (Destiny Breaker Roll)
All in, no win.

>>2415819
>>Nessun Dorma! Why is this part of the selection?! Screw it! Do this one! (Destiny Breaker Roll)
FUCK IT

>>2415819
>Last Surprise! This will show how cool you really are! (Legendary Hard Roll)
I want to see how cool Johnny really is.

>>2415834
>>2415852
>>2415855

Time to make Pavarotti proud! Let's roll for Nessun Dorma!

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>2415877
Time for some pizza pasta

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>2415877
rollin'

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>2415877

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>>2415895
>95
>still won't be enough to not spill our spaghett
Mark my fucking words

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>>2415877

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>2415877

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>2415877

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You channel the spirit of the most famous operatic tenor in history in your next performance! Let’s show Uccelli what you’re made of! You don’t even know the lyrics, so you will have to read them from the TV… You mean sing them, because you’re not going to totally fail!

You sang! Oh god, did you sing! Why would you do such a thing? You want to kill somebody?! Did Philonune disappear or are you just imagining things? But maybe, for some ungodly reason, Uccelli could like your banshee screams! Yeah! She’s a teacher, she knows some things don’t come up to someone at first try; you have to forge your abilities and do your best to get to the top! It’s the effort what it counts. But…

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>>2416061

“Not even love could

Save the cute teacher from

What just happened…”

Uccelli is dead, what do you do with the body?

>“A-are you okay?”
>“It’s your turn.”
>“Do I go again?”
>Touch her face.
>Write In.

>>2416065
>“Do I go again?”

>>2416065
>Write In.
>Bring her back to life with true loves kiss

>>2416065
>“It’s your turn.”

>>2416065
100% this >>2416070

>>2416070
As much as I want to be suave right now, it's really not the best time.

>>2416067
Supporting. At least try and diffuse the situation with humor.

>>2416065
>do I go again

>>2416065
>>Touch her face.

>>2416065
>Write-in.
>Sing Part Time Lover.

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Maybe a kiss will bring her back to life…? It’s not like you have anything to lose, really. You get closer to her and kiss those meaty lips! Is this ever going to feel bad? Well, it’s way better when she kisses back though. Nina finally snaps!

“Uh…?” She looks confused, like waking up from a long coma.
“Do I go again?” You ask, deadpan.
“Again for what…?” The confused look persists until she notices the microphone; she shakes her head and takes the microphone from you. “I’ll take that as ‘no’…” Uccelli stares at you for a few seconds in silent shock, then gives you back the mike.
“Sing again, but now something normal…” Uccelli looks dead serious.
“You just heard me, I’m awful."
“I’ll guide you this time, you just have an awful form.” Uccelli stands up.
“Awful form? Your diagnosis is a little lenient.”
“Then we will try our absolute best, now stand straight.” You follow her order. “Breath… Don’t lose form!” You straighten once again.
“I don’t think this is go—” You try to reason with your girlfriend, but she interrupts you with a slap on the back.
“I said don’t lose form!” Nina is trying to teach you something.

“Aye…” You, yet again, straighten your back.
“Now breathe, and next time you start singing, don’t use your throat.”
“Wait, how else am I supposed to sing?” You aren’t convinced.
“From here…!” She points to her chest area, her voluptuous chest area…
“But I don’t have tho—” She interrupts you, slapping your butt! Not with much strength though, same as her previous one.
“Don’t. Lose. Form.” Nina is trying to make you pay attention. She’s having too much fun though!

Your karaoke session ended up becoming a singing lesson with your girlfriend! The twists of life are sometimes strange, not like this one is particularly weird – but the thought doesn’t escape your mind. Somehow with Nina’s teachings, you manage to sing a song decently!

“Here you go; I know you could do it!” She’s so proud of you.
“My throat feels funny.” It’s different from before though.
“It’s all about practice.” Uccelli tries to encourage you.
“You know an awful lot about this.”
“I used to be in a band of sorts, we didn’t go anywhere… Also I was in the school chorus and… Well, it doesn’t really matter, does it?”
“It does to me; I really want to hear it.”
“I mean, it doesn’t go beyond that… I had my fun back then, but doesn’t matter we can’t have fun now!” She smiles.

What a turnaround, now the date is going great! But maybe you could spice things up…

>Go to a nearby restaurant!
>Go to her apartment!
>Keep Karaoking!
>End the date now!
>Write In.

>>2416283
>Go to a nearby restaurant!

>>2416283
>Keep Karaokeing

Part Time Lover

>>2416283
>Keep karaoking

KARAOKE QUEST GO

>>2416283
>Write In.
To the Grande Coffee Shop

>>2416283
>Go to her apartment!
The time is now!

>>2416283
>Go to her apartment!

>>2416283
>Go to her apartment!
(Buy condoms on the way there)

I feel like the date should be longer though right? We don't get to spend much time together so we should make the most of it.

>>2416283
>>Keep Karaoking!

>>2416283
>Go to her apartment!

>>2416283
>>Keep Karaoking!

>>2416283
>Keep Karaoking!
Let's do a duet.

>>2416679
seconding

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“Uh-oh, I think our time is up.” Uccelli looks rather sad.
“I guess we need to go. But this date ain’t over yet.” You tell her, smiling genuinely.
“Oh my… First time I like hearing the word ‘date’ from your mouth.” She jests, it’s finally not a joke.
“I know you liked hearing it back then, too.” You jest back.
“Oh, shut up.” She rolls her eyes.

You leave the Karaoke Parlor with no destination in mind.

“Did you have fun? I know I ended up making it all about myself, though.” Uccelli asks, she’s just too self-conscious sometimes.
“I was the one who proposed it, right? Of course I had fun.”
“O-oh, I thought you somehow knew I liked singing…” She looks away.
“What makes you think I didn’t? I pay closer attention to my surroundings.” That’s a lie, you have Philonune doing it for you!
“So… Any place you want to go? You already made me happy, and there are many things we could still do…”
“Let’s go to your apartment then.” You directly ask.
“My apartment? Why?” She seems genuinely confused.
“There are too many people at mine, and I want to spend some time with you alone.” You’re completely sincere.
“But we can’t leave those two alone, right? Who's going to take care of them?” Uccelli’s concern for others' wellbeing is too great for you to leave things like this. Disappointing, but understandable. Wait, your phone is ringing…

“Hello?” You didn’t even check the number.
“Hey Johnny! It’s me!” It’s her: Amelia!
“What’s up?”
“Are you home now? Anyway I’m going to pass the time with Nariko and Rise today! I felt bad yesterday when we just dumped her onto you! Hope you don’t mind having me for the day.”
“I’m out for most of the day, so could you take care of them for me in the meantime?”
“Uh, doing what?”
“That’s a secret.”
“Don’t be like that! Come on!”
“Just make sure they're well fed.”
“O. K., well… uh… have fun doing whatever it is you’re doing, and don’t forget to eat oranges! Bye bye!”
“Al… right?” What? She hung up. And what the hell was that about oranges?!

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>>2416824

“Who was it?”
“Amelia, said she’s going to take care of everything for the day, so…” You raise an eyebrow at her. She knows what it means.
“…Fine. Just don’t pay too much attention to the place, alright?”

Right, last time you went you arrived injured and left in a taxi, so now you will remember where she lives! After a few minutes you are there at her apartment, not a great building but the neighborhood looks fine. She lives way closer to the school than you imagined, same district and everything. The day is still bright, so you have a lot time to pass.
“Yeah, I know – it’s not that great.” Nina seems a little upset. Yeah, it’s little and it’s all cramped, but somehow feels somewhat empty. As if there's things missing to fill the space, or give it some sense of personality.
“Your TV's in your room, right?” You just want to say something.
“Oh that thing finally broke; I sent it back to the store to repair it, but nothing's happened yet…” Nina looks gloomy. Maybe this wasn’t a great idea after all? “Carmella lent me one, it’s over there.” What? That thing is smaller than your laptop!

You start looking around, and some things catch your eye: some family photos, a weird looking cat plushie that looks oddly familiar to you, a big pile of papers that also look familiar…

You need to lighten the mood! What do you do?

>Ask about the photos! You barely know anything about Uccelli's family, and this can start a conversation.
>Ask about the plushie! You still can't exactly place where you've seen this before, but you just have a feeling…
>Ask her about if there is a store nearby! You need to buy some things that might come in handy later…
>Watch TV with her! Surely there are shows and things that she likes, right? If you're desperate, then you could try taking a page from Nariko's book…
>Write In.

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(Last Reply of the day, we continue tomorrow. Sorry for taking so long and for the short session so far.)

>>2416834
>Ask about the plushie! You still can't exactly place where you've seen this before, but you just have a feeling…

>>2416834
>Ask about the photos! You barely know anything about Uccelli's family, and this can start a conversation.

>>2416834
>Ask about the photos! You barely know anything about Uccelli's family, and this can start a conversation.
LORE

>>2416834
>Ask about the photos! You barely know anything about Uccelli's family, and this can start a conversation.

>>2416834
>Ask about the plushie! You still can't exactly place where you've seen this before, but you just have a feeling…

If we don't get laid this thread, I swear to god

>>2417565
Yeah, when will we face a decent challenge? It's been ages since we've been laid out.

>>2417565
The virgin johnny vs the chad trent

>>2416834
>Ask about the photos! You barely know anything about Uccelli's family, and this can start a conversation.
Didn't we get her the plushie?

>>2416834
>ask for the photos

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You literally killed and revived this date; of course you are able to lighten the mood right now! Time to ask about those photos! And to know more about your girlfriend.

“You seem to have a lot of family photos around.” You randomly grab one frame.
“Of course I do, they're on the other side of the country.” She reminisces about a different time in her life. “I miss them so much… I wonder what they would think of me now if they saw me living in a dirty, cheap apartment, and having a relationship with one of my students…” She’s getting sadder! Change topics quick!
“Ooooh, you were so cute back then.” No super puffy hair, though. She seems to have grown near a farm, a lot of countryside pics. She seems to have been popular in school.
“I was about your age there. Oh the one with glasses and braces is Carmella, to think she would turn so bitter...” She doesn’t seem like a pleasant person.
“So what was school like for you?” You wonder, time for some comfy stories from the farm.
“It was different, I mean ‘Laoling’ always had that reputation of a town that cleanses you – I told you in class about the red emitter dance, the religious ceremony that is held once a year near New Year’s Eve. So you always had misfits and weirdoes between the local population… But it was all really relaxed, we all used to be friendly with each other – but our hobbies were so different. Really changes your perception about people, finding out how narrow their views are. Oh, I used to be called the class mom too.” She remembers, laughing a little at that last part.
“It fits you.” You keep looking at the photo, but see her blushing from the corner of your eye.

“That’s the type of fame you gain when you try to help everyone with their personal troubles. It’s not like I did it on purpose at first – but random people were telling me about their problems, and I advised them how to go forward… But I really didn’t know what I was doing until much later. I felt sorry for them, and I still do…” Maybe that’s one of the reasons she became a teacher, even though it isn’t the most fitting type of job if you’re into this.
“So you were like a big sister or something.”
“You know, now that you mentioned it, why couldn’t they call me big sis or something? Why mom? Have I always looked old?” She doesn’t seem amused.
“It’s not like they weren’t making fun of you. It’s school after all.” You tell her, then immediately realize how unintentionally cold that sounded. Uccelli’s eyes open wide.

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>>2419064

“…I’m sorry.” She says as she looks away.
“No, I am too. That didn't come out right." You should really tone down the aloofness with Uccelli.
“No more talking about the past! Unless you really want to meet my family, though. And that would be ill advised, because my dad is the tough guy type, you know? Well, not like you aren’t tough yourself.” She puts a hand on your chest, looking up at you with that look.
“That’s what I like to hear!” Yeah! You’re cool!
“I mean you have to be really tough to endure the kind of beat down Mr. Figg gave you.” She smirks. It was all a setup, how cruel of her. Where did that come from anyway?
“Thanks for helping back then… It really made the difference.” You respond, sarcastically. Sure, you were the one who told her to stand by, but things worked out okay!
“Haha.” She's laughing now, but she was furious back then! “So what do you think? It’s nice to know more about your girlfriend, right?”
“You barely told me anything.”
“Oh my, Mr. Ando. You're more curious than I thought you'd be! I’ll go get something to drink – you can ask me anything you want.”
“Anything?” You raise an eyebrow at Uccelli, not looking away.
“I’m not Ms. Spice, I’m not going to repeat myself.” She stands up and leaves to her small kitchen…

What do you want to ask?

>About the School Chorus! She must have been as bad of a singer as you are, starting out! How did that go for her?
>About her parents! If things go serious later, you'll inevitably have to meet them. At least her dad doesn't sound anywhere as bad as yours!
>About her previous romantic relationships! You are her boyfriend right now, so it would make sense to ask this eventually. Why not now?
>About Carmella! There must be more to her, because people just don't become that bitter and jaded without experiencing serious things!
>About Icioba! You and Philonune are extremely similar to the point you might as well be brothers, instead of just brothers in arms. How is Uccelli's relationship with her partner, though?
>Cut to the chase, tell her you want to smooch her face!
>Write In.

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>>2419073
>>About Carmella! There must be more to her, because people just don't become that bitter and jaded without experiencing serious things!
>>2419064
>Have I always looked old?
Fucking feels there

>>2419073
>About the School Chorus! She must have been as bad of a singer as you are, starting out! How did that go for her?

>>2419073
>About Carmella! There must be more to her, because people just don't become that bitter and jaded without experiencing serious things!

>>2419073
>About Icioba! You and Philonune are extremely similar to the point you might as well be brothers, instead of just brothers in arms. How is Uccelli's relationship with her partner, though?

>>2419073
>About Carmella! There must be more to her, because people just don't become that bitter and jaded without experiencing serious things!

>>2419073
>About Icioba! You and Philonune are extremely similar to the point you might as well be brothers, instead of just brothers in arms. How is Uccelli's relationship with her partner, though?
but also
>About Carmella! There must be more to her, because people just don't become that bitter and jaded without experiencing serious things!

>>2419073
>About the School Chorus! She must have been as bad of a singer as you are, starting out! How did that go for her?
Can we just talk about happy things now?

>>2419073
>carmella

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“You know, since that infamous call, I had the little urge to ask about Carmella.”
“Carmella? What about her? I really apologize for what she did, I knew it wasn’t enough…”
“No, no, no. I mean, you just told me how much she's changed, so that reignited my interest.”
“Oh well…” She comes back with two drinks and hands one to you. You have no idea what they are, but yours looks different from Uccelli’s. “What do you want to know about her?”

“Why is she so bitter? I know she had a breakup, was it nasty? ”She no-selled your joke that time; in her defense she was drunk… but is that even a good defense? Imagine saying that in court; ‘Your Majesty, I was drunk! Of course, I couldn’t do anything…!’ It’s better if you pay attention to Uccelli now.
“Yeah, her ex-boyfriend cheated on her with multiple girls over the years, while being married with kids the whole time, and it seems Carmella was just nothing more than another one of his multiple affairs. To me this whole ordeal was absolutely incomprehensible; Carmella is the first to call out sketchy individuals and situations, very observant even to her detriment sometimes. How did that loser find a way to trick her like that? And why did she fall so hard for him? Even I thought he was shady, this weird old guy showing interest in her and promising the world, and I told her as much!” She takes frustrated sips of her drink during this.
“That explains the bitterness.”
“Yeah, but she’s smart! She was the first one to call me out in school.”

“Call you out?”
“I just told you about me being the class mom, right? Carmella called me out privately: She didn’t think that a person like me was appropriate for giving advice to classmates that I barely knew, and said I did it all just for the satisfaction of feeling like I helped. She then started asking about what happened to the people who received my advice… I was clueless and I was expecting her to tell me, but she pointed at me and said ‘That’s the problem! You never gave a damn to begin with!’ I cried for hours, but I accepted the truth, that I really had no idea what I was doing, and that part of me didn't care. I decided to learn from my mistakes, and we've been friends ever since.”

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>>2419487

“Wait, why'd you start to hang out in the first place?”
“Because she immediately felt bad for me when I couldn't help bawling my eyes out… All I could do was apologize; I guess she felt pity for me, or didn’t expect that sort of response from me…” She talks about crying so casually, but you've never seen her cry once. You wonder if seeing her like that one day is going to crush your soul, or something. Knowing how much you care inside, you think it very well could.
“Wait, that’s it? I mean, about her break up.”
“Yeah, more or less… I could go into deeper details, but I know you already have her under a terrible light, so I don’t want to add more fuel to the fire. The aftermath is just her becoming a drunk, and bit overprotective of me…” At least she cares about Uccelli, right…?
“I think she’s just projecting. People do that when they're pressured.” You say this as if talking from experience. From what you've seen of Amelia's dad and others in the past, this isn't far from the truth.
“Probably.” She takes a big sip of her drink. You haven’t touched yours. “Now I’m soooo tired of being all sad! What would you like to do?” She sits next to you, this pathetic excuse for a sofa isn’t comfy at all…

What now?

>Time for dinner! Let’s cook something exquisite for your girlfriend! You have no idea what sort of state her fridge is in, or if she has anything you could use, but you'll do your best!
>“It’s your turn to ask now. It’s only fair.” Even though you're truthful about a lot of things, people just don't ask you much. Uccelli's your girlfriend, she has a right to ask you too.
>“You tell me, it’s your turn to decide.” Turn the tables on her! Even if you have some idea of what to do or what you want, you can afford to play around with her a little, right?
>End date! It’s getting late!
>Write In.

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(Last Reply of the day, sorry for the short session again.)

>>2419490
>>“It’s your turn to ask now. It’s only fair.” Even though you're truthful about a lot of things, people just don't ask you much. Uccelli's your girlfriend, she has a right to ask you too.

>>2419490
>“It’s your turn to ask now. It’s only fair.” Even though you're truthful about a lot of things, people just don't ask you much. Uccelli's your girlfriend, she has a right to ask you too.

>>2419490
>It’s your turn to ask now. It’s only fair.” Even though you're truthful about a lot of things, people just don't ask you much. Uccelli's your girlfriend, she has a right to ask you too.

>>2419490
>Time for dinner! Let’s cook something exquisite for your girlfriend! You have no idea what sort of state her fridge is in, or if she has anything you could use, but you'll do your best!

>>2419490
>“It’s your turn to ask now. It’s only fair.” Even though you're truthful about a lot of things, people just don't ask you much. Uccelli's your girlfriend, she has a right to ask you too.

>>2419490
>“It’s your turn to ask now. It’s only fair.” Even though you're truthful about a lot of things, people just don't ask you much. Uccelli's your girlfriend, she has a right to ask you too.

>>2419490
>your turn to cook

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“Uuhh, I asked a bunch of questions, it’s your turn – AMA.” You respond, sarcastically.
“A-what?”
“Ask me anything…”
“Should I? I think I’ll end up touching on sensitive topics, and I’m not really in the mood to get even sadder. Besides, I like my men a little mysterious. Well, it’s not a realistic point of view, but still.”
“It’s up to you, really.”
“…” Uccelli stares at the blank screen in front of you too; she’s struggling to think about an appropriate question. “I guess we’re going back to being sad, then…" She turns back to you. "I’m lost about why your stepfather kicked you out, honestly it makes no sense.”
“He only told me I resemble my mother way too much, then kicked me out after the funeral, and he never legally adopted me so… I honestly don’t know why, you'll have to ask him yourself.” You tell your not-so-tragic backstory.
“There are laws that could have protected you, why didn't you or your father file a lawsuit? You could have told the school, too!”
“When has school ever helped me? Besides, my dad never cared that much about me. He said as much to my face.”
“Your father had to care enough to leave some of his money to you!”
“He probably had his reasons, and I can bet they only had to do with money...” Probably had to do with the alimony.
“I’m sorry…”
“What? You didn’t do anything.” You don't want Nina to feel guilty about you needlessly. It couldn't be helped at the time, and it can't be helped now, can it?
“I was your teacher at the time, I could have tried to get something done if I'd known.”
“It had nothing to do with you at the time; it’s not your fault at all.”

“How did Amelia react to all of it?”
“All I know is that she was pissed; I didn’t see her for two months after that. She randomly appeared one day at the school gate, waiting for me with her backpack ready, to move out to my dad’s apartment. My dad was against the idea until he saw her… Maybe she reminded him of mom. Who knows?”
“Wait, Amelia escaped her home? That Amelia?” Uccelli is blatantly shocked.
“She stayed two days with us until my dad and hers resolved the issue over the phone, and since then Amelia was allowed to visit me and, well, everything went better I guess.” You shrug in stoic acceptance. “I had to sleep on the couch…”
“Amelia seems to have strong conviction.” Uccelli reaffirms, though you can mix up her stubbornness with conviction. “Are these questions okay? I don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable.”
“Keep shooting if you want.” You had to come to terms with all of this a long time ago, so it doesn't affect you much at all. It's just the past.

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>>2421399

“So what happened to your mother…?”
“She was run over by a car.” She’s in run-over-by-a-car-heaven with Blake, the one guy whose death you caused. Wait, Blake is probably in hell.
“W-were you there?”
“Yeah, with Amelia, the three of us went to buy ice cream. We were about to cross the street when a drunk driver lost control of his car, and almost ran over mom and I, but Amelia pulled me back in time. Couldn’t grab my mom with enough force, and the car sent my mom flying twelve feet in the air. She landed on a telephone cabinet that immediately exploded.” She spun so much in the air, almost in slow motion.

“A… What…?” Uccelli feels like you’re joking.
“I’m not joking. Someone planted a bomb in there for some reason. No one ever found out why.” You say, dead serious.
“…I'm sorry.” Nina is completely shocked.
“Could you stop apologizing? You're starting to sound like Nariko.”
“I… Uh… Aaaah! I don’t know what to say.” She was so good at calming Yu Yan, but with you she’s doing terribly.
“Pfft… hehehe.” You laugh at her, unable to help yourself despite the subject matter.
“Stop that…! Okay, we had a mood change, so I’ll ask my final question – what do you like about me?” She’s in a joking mood, but she doesn’t know she had created a minefield in front of you! “I do believe I have good qualities, but I don’t know why a cute kid like you would fall for someone like me…”

What do you respond?

> “I like elegant woman and you fit that mold.” How to say ‘older woman’, without saying it out loud.
> “Your big titties.” There are magnificent indeed, she will not like this answer though.
> “I think we have chemistry.” She’s a history teacher, she probably won’t like this answer too much.
> “Can’t tell, wouldn’t be fun otherwise.” Keep your mysterious aura!
> “I don’t know, I just know I like you.” What a bad cop out; I mean cop-outs are inherently bad, but this crosses the line!
>Write In.

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>>2421404
>> “Can’t tell, wouldn’t be fun otherwise.” Keep your mysterious aura!
>Wink at her and smile.

>>2421404
Backing >>2421420

>>2421404
>> “Can’t tell, wouldn’t be fun otherwise.” Keep your mysterious aura!

>>2421404
>Can't tell

>>2421404
>The way you never give up on your students, the way that even though you were afraid when I find out about your flame that you went back to caring about the safety of your student, the way you listened to what a kid had to say to you, even when you had every right to run away and never look back. Seeing you smile makes my heart feel a way it’s never done before, and I don’t know what I would do if you weren’t here with me. It might be early but with everything we’ve been through, I’m proud to say that I love you, Nina Uccelli.

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“Can’t tell, wouldn’t be fun otherwise.” You also wink at her and smile. She’s having none of it.
“You can’t name one single thing? Honestly, I’m so disappointed Mr. Ando.” She jokes, probably.
“You were the one who said you like them mysterious. Your own words.” You raise your eyebrow. You've been doing that more often recently, huh?
“You’re so cheeky sometimes; I also said it was unrealistic.”
“I don’t want to disappoint my girlfriend anymore. I need to keep the romance going.”
“What? Do you think I’m going to stop loving you that easily? Who do you think I am?”
“See, you’re already losing faith in me!” You start laughing at the end; you couldn’t keep the charade up for long. This gets her laughing too!

“Oh shut up! Stop teasing me!”
“But you’re so cute when you get like this!”
“Oh, so the reason you like me is because I’m fun to tease?” She leans back and looks at you.
“I’m not going to admit or deny that accusation.” You reply, deadpan.
“So immature…”
“Hey, you're the one who wants to hear compliments out of nowhere, also you’re the adult here – you tell me what you like about me.”
“Pfft… Don’t try to turn the tables on me, Mister.”
“See? It’s not that easy.” You do an easygoing shrug.
“It’s incredibly easy, but since you couldn’t say anything, I won’t either!”
“I love you, isn’t that enough?” You tell her without looking away, and she stops for a second, turning so red that she looks like a tomato again.
“S-saying that is not fair, Johnny.” She looks so happy its almost infectious.

You hear your phone vibrating, but as soon as you pick up the phone the call ends. Turns out it was Amelia. You also see you have received some other messages, which you will ignore in the meantime and read Amelia’s instead.

“Are you coming back today? I can stay and take care of everything you know! Please send me a message if you can’t. And tell whoever you’re with ‘hi’!” That’s what she wrote. Right, you have other responsibilities, but maybe Amelia can do you a solid today…

“Uff! Look at the time, we should get dinner, right?” Uccelli looks at her wristwatch.

What do you do?

>Stay the night over with your girlfriend! You trust Amelia to not screw anything up.
>Time to call it quits! You have other responsibilities waiting for you.
>Write In.

>>2421619
>>Stay the night over with your girlfriend! You trust Amelia to not screw anything up.
>”I’d rather have you.” MOVE IN FOR THE KILL

>>2421619
>Stay the night over with your girlfriend! You trust Amelia to not screw anything up.

>>2421619
Backing >>2421624

>>2421619
>>Time to call it quits! You have other responsibilities waiting for you.
cause fuck you

>>2421619
>>Stay the night over with your girlfriend! You trust Amelia to not screw anything up.

>>2421619
>>2421624
This is a stupid Johnny line. I love it.

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You silently reply back to Amelia and type as quickly as humanly possible, you will trust her to not screw anything up. Nina gets closer to you a bit confused, thinking you didn’t hear her the first time.

“Do you want dinner, Johnny?” Nina checks with you once again.
“I’d rather have you…” You move in for the kill! You passionately kiss Nina in the mouth, and obviously, she kisses you back.
“Uff… uff… Not going to lie, I was waiting for it.” She’s all red again. “You never disappoint, you know?”
“I can keep going.” You raise an eyebrow; your heart is pounding rapidly.
“Then come here, Johnny.” She grabs your t-shirt and kisses you! These are getting longer and longer… Gosh darn it this couch is uncomfortable… Wait, why are you thinking about the couch?! You’re finally kissing your girlfriend without any worries whatsoever! I mean, this keeps going and going… Nina finally stops and moves again holding your arms, you look at each other in the eyes.

“Johnny… We…” She’s all red! She knows if you two keep going you’re going to…
“…” You can’t say a thing even if you’re thinking about a million!
“Shouldn’t…” She keeps staring at you; her voice says one thing, but her eyes spell a different story.

What do you do?

“Johnny, it’s me! I came back after your terrible unnatural screeches, that were unlike anything I've ever heard in my very long life in the world I come from, and I’m here to tell you I am fi— Wait, what’s going on?” Philonune says. Then his eyes suddenly widen, and his grin become absolutely huge. “Oh, I think I get it! Go forth my friend! I’ll go back being a flame, if you'll excuse me.”

“Sshh! Don’t ruin the moment, dumb Philonune!” It’s demon Johnny!
“Don’t ruin it?! He has no protection; this is going to be a disaster!” Also It’s angel Johnny.
“Are we going to show up every time he tries to get laid?” Demon Johnny wonders.
“Yeah, this is uncomfortable; we should poof out of existence again to never be referenced ever... again.” Angel Johnny responds, and both disappear into the ephemeral fragments of your imagination.

But they have a point! Should you keep going forward or…

>BE A MAN! KEEP GOING! YOU NEED THE EXPERIENCE!
>PUSSY OUT! YOU ARE GOING TOO FAST! YOU CAN TRY LATER!
>Tell her you need to buy armor… I mean, protection. There's a drugstore like a few blocks away, you can go over and come back within 15 minutes at most!
>Write In.

>>2421762
>Do heavy petting! There’s no need to go this far early on! Ou can be physically intimate without having sex

>>2421762
>>2421773
This is the smart thing to do.
We've only known her for a few months. We JUST had our first real date.
SLOW DOOOOOWN

>>2421762
>Tell her you need to buy armor… I mean, protection. There's a drugstore like a few blocks away, you can go over and come back within 15 minutes at most!
Safety first

>>2421762
>>BE A MAN! KEEP GOING! YOU NEED THE EXPERIENCE!


The time for action is now.
Stop or go all the way, its too damn late to get armor and it'd ruin the mood so much

>>2421773
Supporting.

>>2421762
>Tell her you need to buy armor… I mean, protection. There's a drugstore like a few blocks away, you can go over and come back within 15 minutes at most!
Suggest that Nina uses the time to change into something more comfortable, iykwim

>>2421762
>Tell her you need to buy armor… I mean, protection. There's a drugstore like a few blocks away, you can go over and come back within 15 minutes at most!

>>2421762
>Tell her you need to buy armor… I mean, protection. There's a drugstore like a few blocks away, you can go over and come back within 15 minutes at most!

>>2421773
Touch ze girl

>>2421762

Supporting >>2421773

>>2421762
>>2421790
>>BE A MAN! KEEP GOING! YOU NEED THE EXPERIENCE!

Baby time!

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>>2421783
>>2421790
>>2421813
>>2421817
>>2421818
>>2421837
>>2421839


>mfw

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>>2421848
Try this one

>>2421762
>Write In.

There a good deal of fun to be had without sex.

>>2421863
this, we need to keep Johnny pure before marriage

>>2421762
>BE A MAN! KEEP GOING! YOU NEED THE EXPERIENCE!

>>2421762
Because of technical issues, I'll post the final update for the thread tomorrow. Sorry!

>>2421762
>Do heavy petting! There’s no need to go this far early on! Ou can be physically intimate without having sex

>>2421889
Suck then big ass tittys
Girls love it

>>2421762
>BE A MAN! KEEP GOING! YOU NEED THE EXPERIENCE!

>>2421762
>BE A MAN! KEEP GOING! YOU NEED THE EXPERIENCE!

>>2421762
>BE A MAN! KEEP GOING! YOU NEED THE EXPERIENCE!

>>2421762
>BE A MAN! KEEP GOING! YOU NEED THE EXPERIENCE!
DO IT PUSSY

>>2421773
Supporting

>>2421762
>BE A MAN! KEEP GOING! YOU NEED THE EXPERIENCE!

Emergency contraception is a thing haha.

>>2421762
>BE A MAN! KEEP GOING! YOU NEED THE EXPERIENCE!
HAPPENING

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>>2421790
>>2421843
>>2421883
>>2422590
>>2422612
>>2422811
>>2422836
>>2422998
>>2423043

>>2423060
DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED

>Do Your Be/ss/t Quest :^)

>>2421762
Suck them big ass tittys

>BE A MAN!!!!

>>2415819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

>>2421773
Let’s be smart

We might score bonus points with her if we show restraint, and not act like a completely horny teenager.

>>2423355
Anons don’t care about that, only fug.

>>2423281
He's like 17 though

>>2421773
Supporting, let's not get too ahead of ourselves and Johnny is still a minor you sick fucks

>>2423868
t. Amerifat

>>2423889
t. Nonce

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“Johnny… We shouldn’t… Right…?” Uccelli ends up saying. You two maintain eye contact as your mind races a mile a minute.

FUCK IT! DO IT! DO IT! IT’S TIME TO BECOME A MAAAAAAN!

“No.” You kiss her on the mouth once again shutting her up, your hand touching places you've only dreamed of! Her boobs are as soft as you imagined! You don't know where to go from her so you decide on smooching her neck.
“J-Johnny! W-w-wait! Are we…?!” Nina seems a little bit uncomfortable.
“Yes.” You continue to ravage her neck in kisses, she moans a little from your efforts.
“Aaah… B-but we don’t have a con—”
“Doesn’t matter.”
“Calm down, dear…” She sternly, but gently pushes you away. “Do you really understand what is going to happen…?”
“Yes. I’m not dumb.” You quickly reply.
“Then you know what you must do…”
“Yes, I know exactly what to do.” You impatiently reach for her pants button, noticing this Nina gives you a gentle swat on the wrists.
“No, no, no. Condom, protection, safety! Buy a condom first! There is a drugstore nearby!”
“Okay.” You stop; then stand up leaving as quickly, and efficiently as possible. “I want to you to be as pretty as possible when I come back.” You shout as you run out the door.

“It really is his first time…” She murmurs all red when you leave.

You run to the drugstore at supersonic speeds, the time going by so fast that you don't even remember the cashier's face, all you know is that he was probably weirded out, or thought it was hilarious! Anyway, hopefully this wasn’t a trick from Uccelli to decline later. Because you swear to god if she changes her mind, there will be consequences! Now back to the apartment!

She’s not here! What the hell! Wait… She must be in her room, who wants to do it for the first time on a shitty couch?! Let’s go!

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>>2424350

[Intermission]

A news set is shown on the screen, with two familiar faces as anchors:

“Hi dear viewers, this is Saraswati – you will of course, remember me as Amelia’s partner and the goddess of knowledge.” The cute little bear stoically says.
“And I’m Amelia, Saraswati’s partner! We’re beary happy to welcome you here…!” Amelia stops for a moment to stare at Saraswati. “We were supposed to say it at the same time!”
“I refuse.” Saraswati shushes Amelia, no bear puns are coming from that bear. “This is a warning to our audience that the following content will be rated for adults and viewer discretion is advised.”
“Yeah! Please look away if you’re a minor or something! And good one, Johnny!” Amelia says with a thumb up, Saraswati facepalms and the transmission fades to black.

PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/5ePLLgmZ

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>>2424360

Spoilers: You fucked! This is the end of the thread! Thanks for Playing!

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>>2424361

Thanks for Playing everyone. I don't know when we are going to come back and I don't have a drawing for this week. Sorry!

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Welp it happened...

>>2424364
Thanks for writing. Saraswati best girl!

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>>2424361
Thanks for the thread OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0

>>2424360
WOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2424360
>deleted half of it
>:(

>>2424361
>you fucked!

someone screencap this shit, its a magical moment

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>>2424361
>>2424360

>Oh Johnny! How did you do all that?!
>Oh you know, I just did my best...

>>2415820
This new rolling rule is stupid, the old one was better.

>>2424361
Hot damn, excited for smut. Its was mediocre quality, but our stats made us a harem protag and teach is happy. So it evens out.

new thread
>>2435591