>>2577470
Star! We're not going to enslave him! We're basically going to put him into soul prison so he can't do any harm to you, me, or anyone else! It'll be fine!

>S: "He's helpless. Put him down."

>"Sure thing Star." Then snap Einstein's neck
>"Give me a second to show you my magic, okay. Death isn't the end."

>>2577470
Ask Star what she wants us to do then, can't let Einstein go, he'll just come back to hurt us again.

>>2577470
Pretty much >>2577477
There is absolutely nothing wrong with what we're doing.

>>2577477
>>2577491

Kill Einstein quick so he can't keep throwing rocks at us. Then explain our magic to star!

>>2577470
>>2577491
Also >>2577490

>>2577470
>>2577477
This, Star is armed and ready

>>2577470
Stop stroking the murder boner and chill the fuck out. The number one priority is talking to Glossaryck don't make this harder by being confrontational with Star. Remove the helmet as his power is coming from it.

>>2577470
"What the FUCK you want me to do? The guy kidnap your teacher and them when we go to rescue him he proced to try to murder us! What, we should just leave him be? You think he will stop? Get real Star. They will return. They will be back for Glossaryck. They will be back to you. They will be back for me, for Jackie, my mother, THEY WILL BE BACK FOR THE DIAZ! This wont stop... until we stop all of them."

>>2577477
Soul Prison? Poor choice of words there.

>>2577509
Fine! Soul time out! Same difference, we're not enslaving him. We CAN do that! But we're not going to do that.

>>2577470
>>2577499
More specifically, >>2577507

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>>2577477
>>2577507
>>2577509
>>2577513
Weeeeeee don't exactly know how Soul Succ works.

>>2577470
We need Information. Maybe you can live on with having to deal with this kinda bullshit forever, but I've already have to deal with it my whole life. And it ain't pretty.

I don't want him coming after us again, after me. Letting him go is not an option. The more they know about me the harder it will be to beat them.

Look what he did to his own workmate. he fucking peeled his skin off like a grapefruit.

If she doesn't want us to do this our way she better come up with a better idea herself.

Oh, and ask him if he would die if we took that helmet off. I think that helmet is giving him his powers

>>2577470
Calm the fuck down and drop some knowledge on that Mewni cunt.

>>2577524
It would be very painfull.

>>2577524
>Weeeeeee don't exactly know how Soul Succ works.
Yes we do! If he's helpless we can punch his soul out of his body with our wand! It's one of our perks!
>On a melee Crit, if the target has a soul. the wand smashes their soul out of their body.
I know it says on crit, but Quest said that if MC2 is helpless we can do it for free.

And we know our wand keeps souls in a paradise
>Instead, the soul returns into THE WAND where they exist in a pocket dimension paradise.
We know all of this because it's in the freakin' character sheet!

Stop escalating the situation pointlessly. We want information from Glossaryck. Killing Buckethead right now is not going to get us that. Slow the fuck down and stop trying fight at 16? Health.

>>2577470
Supporting >>2577507 and >>2577524. Put it into context, get her to see why we need to get information to protect the people we care about and have them get off our case.

>>2577537
>>2577537
>>2577525
>>2577539
Our primary objective right now is asking GLossaryk about Luna's spells.

Everything else is secondary / tertiary.

We need to de-escalate the situation. Talk Star down and come to a fruitful middle-ground.
Hopefully we can convince her of our point of view but we cannot lose perspective on why we are here.

>>2577470
thus

>>2577470
Supporting:
>>2577507
>>2577524

Don't know if >>2577505 counted as a vote, but if so changing it to what I'm supporting above.

>>2577557
That's what I'm trying to do right now!

>>2577470
>Don't kill him
>Leave his soul alone
>Brain probe him

>>2577537
If that's the case, it's be kind of funny of we used it as a carrot instead of a stick. "You want your soul to return to your personal paradise? Give us the info and you're free to go, otherwise stay here in the mortal plane and suffer that agony until you're ready to divulge"

>>2577568
Wasnt the problem that he is also psychic?

>>2577582
That's an absolute speculation.

As far as we know the only kind of powers he has are telekinesis, and it could probably not be his own

The Helmet might be a magitech device like the anti-magic grenades. They seem pretty keen on reverse engineering tech.

>>2577568
This is my main idea, we don't need to Suck his soul at all. We just need him to
1 Not report to his superiors about this
2 Interrogate him.

WE STILL NEED TO SPEAK WITH GLOSSARYK

FOCUS ON GETTING LUNA'S MAGIC BACK

FOCUS ON DEESCALATING STAR

>Make star take care of him.

Anon is at low Health. Don't escalate right now. We don't need the agent we need to talk to GLOSSARYK.

>>2577470
How 'bout an archive link, douchecanoe?

>>2577627
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20The%20Forces%20of%20Evil
There you go fuckboy.

>>2577627
Google it, faggot.

>>2577627

Find it yourself failed abortion

>>2577627

It's right here, fuckface. >>2577630

>>2577627
It's not hard to find, you retarded unwanted child.

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THE VOTES!

>Snibbety Snap his shit
2 votes

>You got any suggestions, Princess?
3 votes

>I have QUESTions
1 vote

>Remove the big guy's Helmet
2 votes

>Explain thyself
7 votes


A: "Star. Look."
>You roll your newly broadened shoulders
>Ein kicks at your chest
>Tries to wriggle out of your hand
>Muscles slaps him

A: "I'm not looking for slaves. Or even interns at the moment."
L: "Is there a difference?"
A: "There is where -I- am coming from."
E: "Yeah right. Hnk! I bet you think there's a measurable difference between the U.S. and Russia too."
A: "Oh shut the FUCK up, Bubble Brain."
E: "All manner of heinous shit goes down in this country. Y-You're stronger than they said but shit. I see why they want you."
>His hands raise up
E: "You're -just- like them."

>His hands raise
>Your eyes go black
A: "YOU SONNOVABITCH!"
>BBBRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Non stop
>Psychic Energy
>It flows from Einsteins hands and cascades over you like a waterfall of boiling anti-septic
>You can feel his power trying to pry you to bits
>Millions of tiny psionic needles dive into your skin
>It's a whole new kind of hurt
>Muscles' pain bounces from him into you
>He wriggles across your back as you drop to a knee

S: "NAP TIME SLEEPY SLATHER!"
E: "Wha-"
>SPRHHOTHAFHTh
>Star's wand sprays a purple, foamy mess
>It slathers all over your target, splattering his suit in slime
E: "Fuck is- AH! It's in my helmet! Fuck!"
A: "So take it off."
E: "No."
A: "If I take it off. Will you die?"
E: "Also no. I'd never be a life support case."
>This mother fucker
>HE RUINED THE JOKE
>He's also slowly drooping
E: "I'm- gonna...n-no..."
>His arms fall
E: "Some kinna tranq..."
>He won't go all the way
E: "No. NO!"

cont

>>2577652
>>2577652

>His helmet vibrates as he forces himself to stay awake

>You hear a concrete pomf behind you
S: "Anon. I have never. EVER. Understood you."
>It's Star
>Standing right in arm's reach
>Her wand down
S: "So fine. You wanna explain? Explain."

A: "My wand."
>Muscles uses his hand to point to the saxophone in your meaty-armored chest
A: "Can store souls."
G: "So it's an afterlife?"
A: "You don't -know- ?"
G: "It's a whole new wand."
L: "Anon's finest work."
G: "May I see it?"
L: "Never."
>Glossaryck raises his hands with a chuckle

A: "I've had this happen too goddamn much."
>You shake him
A: "Assholes like this ALWAYS come back for me. For people I love."
G: "I'm flattered."
L: "You...aren't love. You're useful."
G: "Does he know the difference."
A: "It doesn't matter."
>You snap
>Then look down from your mirrored, keratin visor at Star
>Who doesn't seem frightened by your new form at all

A: "If I slap his soul out. He's harmless. He can't hurt anyone."
S: "If you force him to serve you."
>She points
>With her finger this time
S: "What makes you any better than they are?"
>You're quiet for a moment
>That is an excellent point
>Then again
>Star -is- still a faggot

L: "Good work, dear. The Wand's away. Your quarry is closer to helpless."

>It's come down a litte

What do?
What say?

>>2577655
Star, I was never going to force him to serve me! Where did you ever get that idea?!

>>2577655
At least when I go after them, I don't do bullshit like Go After Their Family And Use Them As Blackmail Or Bait or shit like that; I keep it strictly personal.

>>2577655
"... I'm not better. But i still trying to protect the people i love. Heck, i trying to save my own ass too. The diference is that those fuckers are coming after us, not the other way around. Look, i really trying to reach a middle ground here."

>>2577655
>S: "What makes you any better than they are?"


>"Better than leaving him to rot in the earth? Better serving me to keep those safe. Might even just raise him back to life and send him on his way. I don't have the luxury to take prisoners or let good help go. I don't have a kingdom, or jails or even really a seat to sit on. It's not pretty and its not nice, but right now I have few options. Those called to serve are happy enough. Better undead than dead.

This is beside the point. You, Blue man. When you made my wand's gem what did you do her memory. Spells are missing. Important ones."

>>2577655

Hey the time we spared an enemy it fucked us over, hard. So sparing someone isn't an exact forte. You can't run a kingdom when you have a bleeding heart Star, understand that.

Also question Gloss about the missing spells because that little blue fuck is up to some bullshit

>>2577630
>>2577632
>>2577637
>>2577642
>>2577646
Thanks a lot, ya fuckin' cumdumpsters.

>>2577655
Star, I know you come a backwards ass peasant planet of serfs and slavery, but this is god damn America. We don't do that shit around here (lately). This is about preventing harm to myself and the people I care about.

>>2577655
S: "What makes you any better than they are?"
>You're quiet for a moment

>What do?
Take off the dude's helmet
>What say?
>Nothing, I'd be a liar if I said I've only ever reacted. There's hundreds of skeletons in my castle now, all taken out of their graves and bound under my magic. Only justification I can give for them is that its to protect me from people like this asshole.

>But now that we have a moment of peace, Gloss, why the fuck did you take Luna's spells.


Anyone else remember that whole big dilemna about binding people to us with the hell collars? You know the thing that makes them unable to resist any of our commands? Remember how bad that made Anon feel? Feels pretty wonky that he switched around on that so fast for casual bindings. At least with the train it was to release them from Hell.

>>2577655
>>2577675

Also, with the helmet nigga incapacitated, get to the bottom of a Gloss (in a non-sexual way???)

>>2577678
>Anyone else remember that whole big dilemna about binding people to us with the hell collars? You know the thing that makes them unable to resist any of our commands? Remember how bad that made Anon feel? Feels pretty wonky that he switched around on that so fast for casual bindings. At least with the train it was to release them from Hell.

The big dilemma there was that it made anyone who resisted obeying suffer the WILL of Lucikron. Last I checked we don't do that . We just kinda compel them to obey, not torture until they obey.

>>2577684
See that's the thing, that's not what I saw it as at all. I saw the issue as dominating someone utterly, to the point where they don't truly have a will, is the issue. Sure they might be in "paradise" but there's still the factor that our undead can't say no to us.

Empty shell necromancy sure, soul powered necromancy is eh.

Anon should've gone for the golem summon route. Mindless to start with.

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>>2577655
>When she try to persuade you to do the humanly right thing to do, but you having none of that.

>>2577687

We're not a Jew there anon, we can't make proper golems

>>2577690

Don't support the bug Azul

>>2577687
Yeah no, I saw the big dilemma being that they'd basically suffer the fury of a thousand suns for saying no, rather than just saying no. Which was a problem for Anon. Not the actual mind control part.

Also, just being in the wand won't enslave him. He'll just be there.

>>2577655
Remove the dude's helmet and keep it.

I'm not jumping people outside of their houses and shooting them in the back. I'm not the one who started it. I've show mercy before and the end result was me getting attacked again and losing someone I cared about. Someone I had to work hard to get back. I'd rather not allow my foes to get away and gain their strength so they can threaten the things I care about.

>>2577693
Fuck man dont trow me out there like this.
Also my strip is also blue.

>>2577687
Well, y'see, there's a difference between Lasso Of Truth But More Like Lasso Of Mind Control (AKA: Anon's shit) and Giving Someone The Mind Rape Treatment (AKA: Lucikron).

>>2577658
Changing my vote to explaining to Star that mercy gets you backstabbed. Basically what this guy >>2577701 said in his final part of his post.

>>2577703

I'll do it again if you side with the bug

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>>2577655
Self-defense is just protecting yourself from someone who wants to do harm to you. Is going against their will to harm you evil?
I need information. Information he has. Information that would be of use to me to protect myself and those I love. And the only way to getting it is against his will.
Taking someone's freedom so they won't hurt you anymore is also against their will.
Is Raising Dead people to serve me evil, even if they like it because they might have not liked it hundreds of years ago when they were alive?

How can anyone fight evil without becoming evil? What you're arguing is just to be *less* evil than you enemy.
Your metric is just entirely arbitrary. I'm doing this in self-defense. Just because this battle is over doesn't mean that the War is.

Maybe I am not better than them. Real thing is I don't fucking know. But I'm tired of having them come after me over and over again because I keep trying to be the better person.

I try to do good to my friends and my family. What is wrong about that? Is it really so horrible to ask not to get shit on by the whole universe everyday?

>>2577655
>>2577662
You know what? Changing support to >>2577701

>>2577655
>>2577662
>>2577719
Also supporting >>2577712

>>2577711
Luna is also a bug. Stop beign xenophobic.

>>2577655
>>2577701
This

>>2577723
False, she's an arachnid, not an insect.

>>2577726
He said "bug" not insect, dummy. Bug can refer to any terrestrial arthropod.

>>2577734
Luna isn't terrestrial though, she's from another universe entirely.

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Rolled 8 (1d10)

https://youtu.be/1lKUYAnqxjU

A: "Better?"
>Muscles knows you have something to say
>He peels your mask off like the opening of a gator's second eyelid
A: "Star. Look at me."
>You grin
A: "I never should have existed."
>Your smile drops
A: "Do you think I -ever- pretend I'm better than anybody?"
>Muscles kneels
>Lets your face get dangerously close to hers
A: "I'm not better than them."
>Einstein's struggles persist as he reaches for his helmet
>The side presses in
E: "Command. EMC2 requesting immed-...immediate eva-"
>You turn back to him
>YANK the helmet free from his skull
>He gasps as his skin is freed to the air
>He's so pale
>Beardless
>Young too
>Probably not much older than 20
>A few wires and electrodes were connected between his face, neck and the helmet
>They snap like fresh grass under a new blade
>Muscles tosses the thing to the side

A: "What I am...is fighting for what's mine."
>You start to stand
>Your mismatched eyes glowing
A: "They fight for power. For dominion over others."
>You turn back to her
A: "I'll take dominion...but only because I need it to make the world I want to live in. Because it's MY mission. Because this is MY life now."
L: "The author. Is dead."
>Muscles and you press your thumb onto Einstein's Adam's apple
A: "I write the happy endings now."
S: "What is this...moral GREY you always wallow in?"
L: "There's no such thing."
>Star turns to Luna
L: "No grey. No white. No darkness. I don't expect you to understand the way we do."
G: "The way destroyers do?"
L: "The way those of us without fear see the world."

A: "Not. Important."
>Einsteins tries to grab your neck with his powers
>When he does you can feel a marked increase
>In his influence
>In the violence of his body's reactions
>Yet he's unfocused

>SNAP!
E: "AAH!"
>Muscles grabs his hand and squeezes hard enough to twist joints out of the way
A: "I'm not letting the world define me. Or take from me ANY more."
>Muscles squeezes harder
>So do you

What do, Anon?

>Finish him
>Disable him (KO/Nonlethal damage)
>Get creative with your magic
>Give him to Star
>Let him go

Either way. Roll Charisma.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2577740
>>Disable him (KO/Nonlethal damage)

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2577740
>Disable him (KO/Nonlethal damage)

>>2577740
Knock him out then take his soul out of his bod and put it in our wand. He won't harm anyone else in there.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2577740

>Get creative with your magic

Mind read em

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2577740
>Disable him (KO/Nonlethal damage)

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>2577747
Also rolling

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>>2577748
Well then.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2577740
>RUN. KO AND FUCKING RUN

>>2577754

Just as planned

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2577748
>>2577740
WHEW BABY

I say get crafty with that magic.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2577740
>>Get creative with your magic
Mindscream the fuck out of him

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>Have a whole moral debate with Star on how it's OK for us to take his soul
>Everyone wants to just K/O him and leave him like that

>>2577740
>K/O and bring him with us

>>2577748
Damn son where’d you learn to roll

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>>2577740
>>2577748
>>Disable him (KO/Nonlethal damage)
or
>Get creative with your magic
also
>Make sure to bring K20's body with us.
>ALSO, the Car's plate AND the Helmet if it's still there.

We need to get out of there before their reinforcements come.
We can discuss further after we're in a safer lcoation.

>>2577764
FINE,

SNAP HIS NECK AND RUN.
YA WANTED MORAL ANON THEN STICK WITH IT

>>2577740
>>2577742(you)
>>2577764
Fine then, supporting
>>2577770
>Make sure to bring K20's body with us.
>ALSO, the Car's plate AND the Helmet if it's still there.


As well

>>2577769

I learned it from a blue bird

>>2577764

Alright alright, snap his neck. Take his soul and run

>>2577770
>>2577764
What? No we want to take him with us KOed

>>2577774
>>2577770
>>2577740
ALSO, do not bring them yet to any place we don't want compromised, like Mewmus or the School's bathroom.
They probably have trackers on themselves as well as the helmet.

>>2577776
Well so long as we take him with us and not just leave him it's OK I guess.

>>2577776

In that case let's go to Mewni

>>2577776
They were already following us, they know where we live.

>>2577740
>>Get creative with your magic

>Fuck running
>SCISSOR PORTAL THE FUCK AWAY TO SOMEWHERE ELSE WHERE THeRE IS NO GPS
>Scissor portal to Mewni

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2577740
>Disable him (KO/Nonlethal damage)

>>2577764
Aren't we taking him after?
I thought we were taking his soul?

>>2577817
I assumed for some reason that we would just leave him behind after KOing him and got concerned.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>2577740

Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2577740
>Disable him (KO/Nonlethal damage)

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>>2577764
The best conversations are not the ones who necessarily change your mind, but the ones where you learned the most.

>>2577740
>Disable him (KO/Nonlethal damage)
We can kill him later, where we won't be offending Star's delicate moral sensibilities. Just open a portal to Australia or some shit, and take him and Star with us so we can get some peace and quiet without government schmucks harassing us while we break down this thickheaded Mewman's sense of morality.

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>>2577748
>>2577748

https://youtu.be/7AnhjdmrUmU

THE FIRST!

NATURAL 20
OF THE SEASON!

>ALL OTHER ROLLS NEGATED
>MAXIMUM POSSIBLE ROLL

>Charisma Check: 27
>Look at you, Anon

A: "I'm the damn writer now. I'M the goddamn one making the plot twists. The allegories and metaphors."
G: "What's this a metaphor for?"
A: "For you shutting the fuck up."
>You've found your own words

S: "Anon."
>Star's hand's been placed on your Xenomorphic abs
S: "You're...super messed up."
>Your breath catches as your ears turn pink
S: "I get it. Life's not fair. Nobody plays except for keeps but...but you're not life. You don't have to always be this way. If you're strong enough to stop them. To keep your family safe Isn't..."
>She eyes her feet as she searches for the words
S: "Isn't that not enough?"
A: "...No."

>CRAWNCH!
>Star gasps
>Muscles crunches his inner lining of membrane in joy
>You're grinning like a cat
>You've done a lot of sick moves
>To add to that list
>You've choke slammed a man into a concrete wall

KAY
OH

S: "ANON!"
A: "He'snotdeadyacan'tbemadatme."
E: "uuHHHHrhrh..."
A: "See?"
S: "ANON."
A: "Just brain damaged."

L: "Excellent work, darling."
A: "Now. I need to talk to your blue waffle."
>Star's turn to turn blush colored
S: "Y-YOu can't jus-"
G: "I believe he means me, Star."
>Star has her cheeks puffed up
>Her hair is simmering with heat from both embarrassment and rage
>Defelct
>Direct
>Delegate
>Keep your hands and mouth moving

A: "Where FUCK are my Mom's spells?"
G: "Which one?"
A: "Wh-"

S: "Hey. Anon?"
A: "Not now, Star we're probably going to be ambushed soon."
S: "Anon. No really I th-"
A: "Shut your DICK holster. Or stabbing proboscis port I dunno with you people."
S: "What do you mean You people?"
A: "Ah. Right right. You're not -people-."

>SHHHHHHHHHHHRIIIIIIIIIIIp!
>You've opened a portal
>You turn to get into i-
A: "What the-"
>AN OCEAN OF MILKY GREEN CLOUDS
>A SEA OF FLOATING PHANTOMS LIES BEFORE YOU
A: "This isn't Mewni."
>One of the hooded ghouls rises up to you
>He raises his bone-clawed fingers in the air

https://ak2.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/33388492/preview/stock-footage-green-hand-of-troll-makes-ok-sign-fps.mp4

>The portal was still randomized
A: "That means we-"
S: "Anon. Look."
>You do
>Pic_Related
S: "Why is the ice cream truck out at night?"

What do?

>>2577847
MASSACRE WAVE ICE CREAM TRUCK.
NO MORE!
WE HAVE SIDE QUESTS TO DO.

>>2577847
Cruci Crush the truck into the sky

>>2577847
>A: "Where FUCK are my Mom's spells?"
>G: "Which one?"
>A: "Wh-"
Also-ALL OF THEM YOU BLUE FUCK! GIMME THEM NOW!

>>2577847
Starwalk the truck

>>2577847

The true solution here is massacre wave the truck

>>2577847
Grab Eisntein, tell Star to follow you and start to run. We cant take more life from Eistein without killing him, and we are hurt. We done enough for today.

>>2577883
This, count your blessings and scram.

>>2577847
>Massacre Wave the truck
We have shit to do, aint got time for no ice cream truck driving clown racers. Also,
>ALL of my mom's spells
We want everything you took you little blue gremlin.

>>2577847
Starwalk the truck

>>2577883
>We cant take more life from Eistein without killing him
That's where you're wrong, friendo.
>On a melee Crit, if the target has a soul. the wand smashes their soul out of their body.
As he is now we can take his soul without harming his body at all. We can even put the soul right back anytime we want to.

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>>2577847
Aw shit.

Pick MC2, K20, the helmet and if possible the car's plate.

Switch from Cruci-Crush Form to Inversion Form

Remember our skellies?
Order your Skeletons back into Bike-Mode as we did before.

Get ready to bolt out of there Bike riding..

>>2577901
What is the point of knocking him out if we are going to take his soul anyway? Also Star is going to be against it. Them again, we could maybe take some of her life, only to balance a little.

>>2577901
Wouldn't that.... kill him? I feel like the soul's kind of important. I imagine a short time wouldn't be a problem, but hours seems like it'd do in the empty husk that would be his body.

>>2577926
Because now he's helpless and we can take his soul without killing him. We couldn't do that while he was conscious. And Star's not going to be against it, we most definitely convinced her with that nat 20.

>>2577930
NOPE!
>The soulless body enters a vegetative state. Still living but comatose.
The character sheet is REALLY helpful for knowing these things.

>>2577847
Changing my vote from:
>>2577899
to:
>>2577922

>>2577922
support

>>2577847
Oh yeah! Star, that's an insane serial murder clown, don't touch the truck I think he gets sensitive over that.

>Oh you know, just ALL OF THEM, GLOSSY. GIBME ME MUM'S BRAINS BACK YOU SHIT

>>2577847
Changing this >>2577883
To this >>2577922
>>2577935: Me 2 Mate, Me 2

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>You glare down at MC2
A: "Is this your backup!?"
>MC2 cannot respond
>As you have Joe Jacksoned him into a comatose musical career
>Where he plays the brown note
>PHHrrrrppt
A: "A-AW No! NO! Aw fuck!"
>Muscles holds him at arms length as you scramble for the sides of the tunnel
>Your body mutates as you climb
S: "Anon."

>BRRRRROOOOOOOM!
???: "EHHhHehehehEHHEHEHH!"
S: "Anon don't go out there!"
A: "We gotta book it, Bug."
>You snap
>The skelebois return
>Yanking off the license plate of the mostly melted car
>They sprint to your side
>THEN TRANSFORM AND COMBINE
>Into your bike

???: "Hey? Where ya GOIN!?"
>The ice cream truck honks
???: "I just wanna PLAY."
S: "What are you doing!?"
A: "We're RUNNING."
???: "Oh. Well in that case."

>SHUNK
>SHUNK
>Floodlights activate on the front ends of the truck
>Both eyes on the bobbing clown head burn with electric glow
???: "Get moving. I love it when they run."
>BROOOmM! Goes the soul fire engine of your bike
A: "Get on!"
>Star glances at the truck
S: "No. You go."
A: "What?"
S: "Just go. Get out of here. I'll hold him o-"
>BANG!
S: "EEP!"
>A bullet
>Just went right past Star's foot
S: "Move over!"

>BROOOM!
>BRRRRRRROOOOM!


>You've made it onto the bike
>Muscles snatches the helmet from off of the ground
>You
>Star
>K20
>MC2
>You're all piled onto the thing like a little acrobrat group

>YOU TAKE OFF!
>Blasting down the main road at first
>Then you hear it coming
>You hear
>The jingle

https://youtu.be/CfC3trtp5yM

>Where drive, Anon?
>What do?

I dont even know anymore
>flail anon, flail

>>2577976
Drive to a place they'd never think to look for us. The beach.

>>2577976
Make the skeletons spare some hands to hold K and M, and them make Star Shoot the guy while you drive.

Open a portal, until it take to somewhere less dangerous them here. Them jump, wait, and open it again to somewhere else.

>>2577976
>Cast Inversion on our group or ourselves if that isn't possible
>Have Star slick the road behind us with ice or gunk it up with super sticky marshmallow or something

>>2577976
Cast Dark Star near the van
We haven't used that one in a while

>>2578010
Smarts, do this.

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>>2577976
>UUUUURP O-Ok Star, y-y-y-you gotta shoot the ice cream truck Star you gotta shoot the clown car truck he's a serial murderer, Star. he's a serial murderer clown and this is a death race and you need to get us not killed Star you g-UUUUUUURP- gotta get him off our track Star.

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>>2577976
>>2577987
>>2577998
>>2578003
I think we could lost them as well as do some damage if we boosted our ride with one of Star's spells or us using Massacre Wave.

We COULD lose control and fall off tho if we don't pass possible high DEX roll for all the shit we're carrying.


>>2578010
This could do nicely. If it doesn't suck them It could buy us some time to get away. Dark Star has no Roll Requirement, just cast and see it all go down the drain.

We should also prepare Inversion Form and get Star ready to cast spells in case they are still in our trail.

>>2577976
>Dark Star the truck
Fuck it

>>2577976
Takes this away from people do the mountainous path from before or something.
Dark Star the truck.

>>2578076
>>2578013
>>2578029
>>2578010
Casting DARK STAR requires us to Unfuse from Muscles, which should be quicker than fusing. It wold however take away the benefits of fusing with him.

We could also *try* changing Muscles to DARK STAR FORM and see what we can do with it.
Experiment.

>>2578097
That could be very fun, but I'm worried it would turn us into a mobile Black Hole and kill everyone we're trying to save

>>2578097
We're not exactly in a punching position right now. We're in a car chase.

>>2578106
Perhaps, but MUscles can give us extra suitability (particularly Inversion Form), which could be really useful considering our quite low HP.

>>2578117
Yes but we won't be able to go on the offensive. Which is what we're best at. Last time we tried to flee from the MiB we got our ass handed to us.

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We have less than 30 minutes to decide, so keep those ideas comin'.

>>2577976
modifying my vote:
>>2578094
to having it casting Inversion form while star throws magic behind us at the truck.

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I AM RETURN!
Let us count.
Does anyone else feel a little...twisted?

>>2577976
>Where to
The trash yard, maybe? Crazy clown isn't going to care about civilians, but Star is. Maybe we can blast the mountains of trash to enclose his car... we've got "flight" capabilities to escape, or attack at range.

>what do
Ask star for defense and interference. Spell barriers, buffs, and obstacles. We're on offensive driving... maybe muscly spikes, ramming, shit like that?

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THE VOTES HAVE BEEN COUNTED!
IT'S TIME
TO
DRIVE!

https://youtu.be/YpK-b-h6jjs

>You take off out of the crater!
>Fire and brimstone blast in your wake as the skeletons turn their rolling bones to the pavement
>BROOOOOMMMMM
>You're not sure where to go.
>You crank the handles hard to the right and head downhill!

S: "Where are we going!?"
A: "Uh Let's go the beach!"
S: "Oh, I love that song!"
>Star's smiling
>How is she smiling right now?

>WHUCHUNK!
>PSSSHHHHHt
>You're thrown off!
A: "AH!"
>The Skelebois sputter out sparks and hot marshmallow goo
A: "What was that!?"
S: "PiiiiIIIIIE!"
>Pie
>The Nightmare clown car
>Is shooting pie
A: "Fuck you we're a gluten free household!"
S: "Really?"
A: "Hell no I'd kill myself without Corn chips."

???: "C'MON. YOU'RE NOT RUNNING FAST ENOUGH. I WANTED THIS TO BE INTERESTING."

>You change your mind
>Try to peel away from the street
>You hit an alley and jump a curb

A: "Star."
S: "Yeah?"
A: "Fuck him."
S: "No?"
A: "Fuck his ATTEMPTS AT KILLING US THEN!"
S: "I got it."

>Star levels her wand back at him
A: "Maybe if I-...no no Not even the trash heap is good enough. He's a junkyard maniac he'd do awesome there."

S: "Jolly Jumping JELLY JACKERS!"
>BWUBUBUBUBUBUB

>Crickets made out of squishy jam come galloping from her wand
>They collide and explode with sticky slickness across the road
>Your skeletons are still shaking off the sugar goo from that pie
>Maybe her candy ray ca-

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
???: " https://youtu.be/bYwv7pfEito "
>The ice cream truck revs
>Swerves to the right
>He crushes a mini-van
>Which he uses as a ramp

cont

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>>2578376
>>2578376

>He SOARS OVERHEAD
>You turn, in a wild panic
>Back uphill
A: "Maybe we can lose him on the mountain roads!"
???: "THAT'S MORE LIKE IT, KIDDIES! KEEP RUNNING. I'LL GET YOU SOME ICE CREAM BEFORE I'M DONE WITH YOU~"

S: "Man, that guy is so excited about murder. See? See what liking murder gets you?"
L: "No one likes to be preached at when their life is in jeopardy, dear."
G: "That is -hilarious- coming from Mrs. 2-hour long speech to the people of Arsus 9."

>You can see the lights up ahead
>Where the power has been restored to the city
G: "Hm...you know. I don't think recognize that car. Or the man in it. At all. Yet he's bewitched."
S: "Bewitched with KILLING us, Glossaryck. Focus."
G: "..."
>Glossaryck's gone silent
>Totally so
G: "Anonymous, I'll make you a deal."
A: "We have to live for the deal to be valid."
G: "Should we survive I'll tell you where to find one of those spells Luna's forgotten."
L: "That you made me forget."
>Glossaryck pulls out a little black book of his own
>Peruses it
G: "Let's see sequences of anomalous, the ancient bifrost, Senual healing."
>Pic_Related at Luna.png
>Luna's indifferent, utterly unchanged expression seem to press back at Glossaryck's like a beam struggle
G: "Ah! Spells."
A: "Stolen spells."
>BANG! BANGBANG!"
A: "Fuck!"
G: "Spells that I kept -safe- from your enemy. You're so confrontational."
L: "Better than cowardice."
G: "Discretion is the better part of any immortal."


>An explosion occurs behind you
>A motorcycle tried to swerve into the street
>The Truck shattered it via pie launchers and full speed ram

S: "Anon. I know a place we can lose em'."

>Star
>Knowing things?
>No fuckin' way


>You tied on destinations
>You're going in circles trying to just evade
>He might gun you down if you don't think of something

What do?

>>2578391
DON'T HOLD OUT ON ME MEWGGER, TELL US NOW!

>>2578391
Alright, we're trusting you on this one. Where to.

Make sure to keep shooting tho.

>>2578391
>Fine.
>Were pouring on the speed though.
>Skywalk+Burny burny magic.
>Look at star. Waggle eyebrows.
>Magical teachers? Am I right?

>>2578391
Pretty much >>2578419

>>2578391
"Where? And for the love of Goat, be clear!"

>>2578391
Lose?
No
Have Star take the wheel.
Then charge up a Massacre Wave like we should have done to start with.

>>2578391
>Bewitched
Would mind scream work without fucking up out own shit? Barring that, listen to Star.

>Glossaryks deal
Sounds one sided in our favor. Unless saving his student is that reliant upon us. Agree if those are the terms

Let's trick out our ride.

Hungering Flames + Raise Dead mix.

>>2578454
Wouldn't that be a debuff or Rebuke to undead?

>>2578391
>>2578438
>Bewitched
I vote for trying Mind Scream.

Also listen to Star on where should we go.

STAR TAKE RHE WHEEL
MINDSCREAM

>>2578468
Do not dispel the magic around us when we are on a motorcycle power by magic!

>>2578468
>>2578425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu16y3wwfgs
DO NOT let Star take the fucking wheel, there was an entire episode about how bad of an idea this is!

>>2578425
>>2578468
GUYS.
NO.
STAR DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.

>>2578391
>FINE, DEAL, SPELL THIEF!
>But you gotta be *specific*. No "they're on a planet" bullshit"
>And fine, Star, guide our hips

>>2578391
Where to Star?
What about the rest of the spells Glossaryck?

>>2578461

Nah. It's spell mixing. It works my merging spells together to make them better and stranger.

Which isn't important because I just thought of a better idea.

Starwalk + Massacre wave outta there.

>>2578478
>"Star, you ever ridden on a bike?"
>"Well, Marco taught me th-"
>"Great, close enough. Just try to keep is in the road and not toppling over"

Changing votes again.

From >>2578486 to supporting >>2578419

>>2578419
>>2578493
>>Were pouring on the speed though.
>>Skywalk+Burny burny magic.
>>Look at star. Waggle eyebrows.
>>Magical teachers? Am I right?
You mean Starwalk?

That spell only works on the caster an the belongngs he's currently holding. It can't be used in another person, much less a 12 skeletons, an ultra-heavy book, a passenger and two bodies.

>>2578501

Pretty sure it's about mixing/comboing spells

You want to cast spells then defuse with muscles.

>>2578515
Pretty sure anytime we vote to CAST a spell we'll automatically defuse with Muscles.

>>2578486
A debuff + create undead would make what?

>>2578486
Supporting

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THE BLUE BASTARD STOLE OUR SPELLS
HID THEM FUCK KNOWS WHERE
NOW SOMEONE IS FINDING THEM AND USING THEM
THATS WHY ROADHOG IS HERE
THATS WHY TWISTED METAL IS HERE
FUCKING SHIT

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>You have to barely skirt past a row of parked cars
>An Uber pulls out at the last second
A: "AH!"
>Muscles' dex is being pushed to it's limits
>The street signs are blurrs
>If not for your shielded eyes you'd be nearly blind
>Star has one arm around your waist
>Another pointed back at the Ice Cream Truck
>Rust flies from the sides of it's panels
>As the front, drooling oil blows burning backfires

???: "Let's sing song..."
A: "Let's not!"
>Enough
>You know when you don't know something
>Usually, you cover it up and just go for it
>Tonight seems to have given you a chance to play it different
>Play a bit smart
>Maybe even play along with someone else
>Star still doesn't get you
>You don't her either
>That optimism makes you sick
>Still
>She has a plan
>You've got the juice

A: "RRrrrFINE!"
>You kick out your foot
>Just in time to hit the next street
A: "Tell me where to go, Star! Glossaryck."
G: "Myes?"
A: "You fuck me. I'll fuck you."
G: "That would certainly not work from a physical standpoint."
>He chuckles
G: "Let alone moral."
A: "I'm counting on it."
>Star ducks another pie flung from the truck's catapult

S: "BUGGY BABY RUGGY BUMBERS!"
>BOWAOWBOABOWOA
>Star's wand shudders as furry infants come flying out of it
>They coat the truck's windshield
>Static flies from their bodies and send the wheels a shudder

S: "NOW QUICK! GET TO THE FREEWAY!"
>BROOm goes the dynamite
>That is your engine
>You swerve two turns ahead of the creepy clown
>Get down to the speedier parts of the street
>A van pulls up beside you and star
>A guy leans out in a dirty T-shirt

AG: "Hey, kids. You want some candy?"
S: "What kind?"
>Luna eye-lasers him in the fucking face
AG: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
>His buddy nearly crashes the van as the passenger's entire front half of his skull is melted off
G: "How charming."
A: "Where too now!?"
>The van flips
>Flies backwards

cont

>>2578391
Tell me where it is star

Also gimme a kiss

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>>2578718
>>2578718

>There's an https://youtu.be/bV-S0O3lAWg?t=110

>As none other than the mean mugging Maniac comes back
>He leans from the driver's side window of his ice cream truck
>His own head is on fire
>He's missing an eye
???: "Knock knock knock."

S: "ANONGETOEXIT14OFFTHEHIGHWAY JELLO JUMBLE BEAM!"

???: "I'll choke you with your own cock."

>Star's gusher of gelatin goes right past him
>Ruining everyone else's day on route 405

>You rush down it
>Swerving between several cars
>Rockets fly over your head
>Actual rockets
>Real fucking Missel style
>They hit a Taco Bell
>The Sauce

A: "THE LAMB SAUUUUUUCCE!"
S: "THERE!"
>It's a Better Store
A: "..."
>You turn back
A: "ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!?"
S: "It's MAGIC, ANON!"
A: "NO IT'S FUCKING NOT YOU TWATTY CUNT OF A RAGAMUFFIC SENSELESS RAGWEASLE!"
G: "Most of those curse words were made up."
L: "He's inventive."
>You pull into the parking lot
>Well
>Pull isn't the word
>You smash through the front doors
>Alarms go off everywhere
>The inside of the place is dark
>Yet stocked to the brim

A: "FUCKIT!"
>You rev
>Straight into the aisles
>You hear the walls behind you get blasted out

>A song starts to play
>From the radio of your pursuer

https://youtu.be/xtolv9kM1qk

???: "I seeee~ you."
>You realize what Star was getting at
>You hop off the bois
>Snap your fingers
>They disassemble in an instant
>The fire goes out
>Now your little gang of bones
>And Star and her mentor
>Are cloaked in shadow

A: "Holy shit. Good thinking, bugbutt."
>You whisper
S: "Aha! I got it."
A: "Got what?"
S: "THE BANNAGIC WAND!"
A: "...h-...hexcuse me now, what?"

cont

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>>2578723
>>2578723

S: "Crafted by leading Freezologists it uses Molecular ***Ice-stronomy*** to Frostulate your sizzle zones!"
G: "And."
>Star and Glossaryck both pose
G/S: " ~~Chill you out~~"
>When they turn back they're both smiling
>Luna turns her parasol into a hand gun

L: " Suficientes juegos, mi querido dolor azul en el culo. Has causado tanto problema a mi hijo y a mí, que no puedo comenzar a comprender las profundidades de mi propia furia inconmensurable. Reveladme dónde están escondidos esos hechizos porque a pesar de cualquier tecnicismo que hayas empleado, onions yo quien los perfeccionó y dominó, y aunque ninguno de nosotros cree en los derechos, estoy más allá de la cruz porque has violado a uno de tus propios arrendatarios de la ley. solo para obstaculizar la creación de mi paraíso perfecto que SABES que hace tiempo que abandoné hasta que mi hijo precioso entró en mi vida. Rendición. O. Morir. "

cont

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>>2578727
>>2578727

A: "Yeah. What SHE said!"
>Glossaryck dusts himself off
>Floats to you
G: "The spells are...elsewhere."
A: "Well fucking duh."
G: "I admit to everything. Wholly. Truly."
A: "Why shouldn't I annihilate you then?"
G: "Haha...because you have no idea if this is all of them. Just that I've kept them from being readily available. It's about the journey."
A: "What JOURNEY!?"
G: "Well I didn't just toss them out. I'm no fool."
>He says, digging into his ear with a blue pinky
G: "They've put into strategic places. Or times. Sometimes both."
L: "Where. Coward."
>Glossaryck looks to Luna
>With a blank but despondent expression
G: "I wonder what our world could have looked like if you knew just a -touch- too little."
A: "Enough games."
G: "The first is on a world in Mewni's dimension. The one that allows you to craft vessels for souls. It's in a castle called Woe-venmire. Somewhere ah...near the bottom."

???: "Get out here, kiddies. SweetTooth DON'T HAVE ALL DAY."

G: "The second. One of your favorites, Luna. The resurrection spell. I left that somewhere near a black hole in Earth dimension about oh...Seven thousand years ago?"
>Luna looks up to the sky
L: "Hm."

G: "The last."
>He smiles
G: "Oho the last."
>You glower
>You shake like a rubber tree in a hurricane
G: "The power to travel between worlds. Universes."
>He folds his greasy little hands together
>As he looks up into your eyes
G: "I hand delivered that. To Toffee."

https://youtu.be/vsEOIpXNyzI

>The nearby aisles are starting to explode
>As bullets from the clown car are headed your way
>Flour and cereal and plastic space coolers are imploded
>Your jaw is slack
>Luna is a pink strobe neon light of anger
>The Skeletons are hand Star Bananas that she's pure'ing in that informercial device she's unboxed

S: "MMM! I'm so FROSTULATED!"

>Everything Sucks
>One of the weirdest and most dangerous dudes you know
>Has one of your mentor's most powerful spells
>You need to store some spare souls
>You need to get out of here
>You have a right to complain
>The world you want is so far away
>Even if it's free
>It's a goddamn mess
>What are you going to do, Anonymous
>What are you going to do?


SESSION END!
NEXT SESSION!
Tomorrow.

7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!

Stay blesst
Love, Quest

Tip bucket for your sprog
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One more level up and we can add a weekly Lore dump from Luna!
>Psychic Sessions
>Even conference calls

Won't that be fun.

>>2578736
>G: "I hand delivered that. To Toffee."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCa7tKiCMN4&t=1s

TheNamelessOne - Today at 2:07 AM
Eh
@Quest I LOVE
IT

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CAN YOU SMELL IT GLOSSERICK

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THE RAGE
THE ANGER

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THE CONFUSION
THE BUTTHURT

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Quest - Today at 2:08 AM
@TheNamelessOne This needs archiving too
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Not that I'm not mad.
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Quest - Today at 2:09 AM
to the thread, my children
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DOOOO IT!!!!!!
Quest - Today at 2:09 AM
let your rage be known

But only here.

>>2578736
>G: "I hand delivered that. To Toffee."
You absolute fucking nutcase. We're going to throttle your little blue neck when we've dealt with this deranged clown.

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>G: "I hand delivered that. To Toffee."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCa7tKiCMN4&t=1s

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YOU GODDAM BLUE FUCKING BLEEDING SEETHING PUSS CUNT! WHY YOU LEAKING DICK HUFFING BLUE GOBLIGGER! YOU FUCKING STOLE OUR SPELLS AND PUT THEM ON A GODDAM JOURNEY OF DISCOVERY!?!! YOURE ABOUT TO DISCOVER HOW WIDE THAT BLUE ASS PUSSY OF YOUR STRETCHES. THE PAIN YOUR ARE ABOUT TO FEEL IS GOING TO MAKE YOU WISH I WAS FUCKING YOUR EYE SOCKET! THEY ARE GOING TO BRING ME UP FOR WARCRIMES WHEN I AM DONE INVERTING YOUR COLON YOU BLUE SEEPING SHIT STAINED HOBO CUNT! IM GONNA TEAR THE GEM OUR OF YOUR FACE WITH MY DICK YOU NOZZLING CUNTING SHIT NIPPLES FURFAGGING FUCKTWAT CUM STAIN! GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU FUKC YOUFDCYFCYFUYVHDKANLSVASDVASDFNKLBSDGBSDFGSD ASDG SDf

EAT A DICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

Additionally
>Text Hekapoo
>Toffee has some of my darkest magic
>Glossaryck gave it to him
>Blue man is here now
>Step back and let the fire rise

But why though?

>>2578736
>G: "I hand delivered that. To Toffee."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6fGLKbel5g

I want to know why!?

Toffee doesn't really care about the mewni royal family or anything in the multiverse, so what was his reason for this, if reality is destroyed he can just make a new one, if all life on earth is enslaved he can go elsewhere, if life is obliterated he wouldn't give a shit.

WHAT IS HIS REASON!?

>>2578771
This please because come on, not cool to swipe our own dark magic and give it to someone else that'll use it for evil ends

Like come one, that's like taking the one ring idea from sauron and making seven copies of your own ring as a blatant rip off

Question

>Who was the enemy Gloss took our spells to keep from because it wasn't ludo, not toffee, not fate. Who?

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>>2578792
Ourselves.

>>2578736
>"You see this bullshit, Star??? THIS FREEDOM-LIMITING BULLSHIT IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH."

>>2578736
>G: "I hand delivered that. To Toffee."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMEZrInNenU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmkGeaBSDTg
I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!

>>2578736
I do not have words to describe this rage I feel.

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>>2578736
https://youtu.be/K5INSRmrM2s?t=172
>A:"...I told you Star. I fucking told you."
>S:"Anon?"
>A:"I don't want to lose anything anymore. It's your fault."
>A:"You punch me in the face and take Marco. Your book goblin steals from me and Luna."
>G:"..."
>A:"You lead me into a fucking Better Store for an Ice-cream maker."
>A:"And now...?"

>A:"I'm gonna have to kill this fucking clown."

>>2578783
It's a way to get US to deal with him so nobody Gloss cares about gets hurt.
Toffee is a bad motherfucker with a master plan, but no plan survives contact with Anon McMoot: Prince of Destruction.
So of course we run in there like a dog playing fetch, because that how we solve every problem.
We get our spell back, we take care of Toffee for Gloss, everyone is happy.

>>2578736
>G: "I hand delivered that. To Toffee."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRvmjS06yKE

>>2578736
>G: "I hand delivered that. To Toffee."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCOxVaQQrbk

>>2579262
We confront gloss on this

And then get star to help us/ handle the situation in order to fuck with him. We minimise handing toffee and put responsibility on star.

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>>2577470
Memes for the Meme Throne! Fan Art for the Quest God!

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>>2579440
ftfy

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>>2579440
>>2579451
o shit, didn't see the changes you made to it. fixt it again

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Is it just me, or should we be casting spells and curses like Shirley from Courage the Cowardly Dog? Like, we play Butter Johnson and in between we rhyme the spell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY87Qp7FA0U

>>2578727
can I get a translation of this?

>>2578736
The stupid blue midget dies, slowly, completely, and in all dimensions.

>>2579879

Enough games, my dear blue pain in the ass. You have caused enough problems for my son and myself, I can't even begin to comprehend the depths of my immeasurable fury. Reveal where those spells are hidden because regardless of whatever technicalities you implemented, I was the one who perfected and mastered them, and even though neither of us believes in rights, I am beyond crossed because you have violated one of your own tenants of the law. Just to block the creation of the perfect paradise you KNOW I long abandoned until my precious son entered my life. Surrender. Or. Die.

>>2579933
Based my Spanish speaking friend. And checked for your kindness

>>2579933
Appreciated, friend.

>>2579933
There is.... a lot to unpack in this statement.

>Enough games, my dear blue pain in the ass. You have caused enough problems for my son and myself, I can't even begin to comprehend the depths of my immeasurable fury.

Luna is fucking pissed. This isn't the first time she has interacted with Glossy. There are previous L/G interactions where she talks about how he was in her story and then left and that this Glossaryck is the same as was in her story. They have some beefy history.

>Reveal where those spells are hidden because regardless of whatever technicalities you implemented, I was the one who perfected and mastered them, and even though neither of us believes in rights, I am beyond crossed because you have violated one of your own tenants of the law.

Luna created those spells, maybe with his help, maybe not. Again, there is a long history between the two. They also see themselves as gods above the mortal rights of the universe, but not above their own laws. What glossy did goes against everything he stands for, or at least the standard Luna holds for him. This is all besides the major hook.

>Just to block the creation of the perfect paradise you KNOW I long abandoned until my precious son entered my life. Surrender. Or. Die.


This is the big kicker. Glossy didn't take those spells to keep them safe, he kept them to prevent Luna from doing....something. Presumably making a perfect world for herself. Whatever she was doing was a goal she tried to reach but abandoned before she met anon. Going by what we know of her history her universe was thrown into heat death and she worked to preserve something.

Now that Anon is back she wants to accomplish this again. We can look at the three missing spells mentioned, by glossarycks admission they might not be the only ones. This is either insurance to keep us from killing him or a bluff to save his life right now. Thats another thing to address. The spells are

1. Crafting a vessel for a soul
2. Resurrecting the dead
3. Jumping to a new universe.

What that sounds like to me is Luna resurrecting herself and taking anon to a better universe where shit isn't shitty. There are a lot of other ways to look at it, but I don't think it's unfair to say that Luna is up to something.


>Questions to answer

>1."Luna, what are you planning to do. I trust you but you should tell me"
>2."Glossaryck, why did you take the spells? Honestly, no trickery or word twisting or lies of omission."
>3. "Why the hell did you give them to Toffee? The MHC is losing their shit that I mentioned his name. He might also be targeting us.
>4. "What was the plan by making me hunt the spells? A journey of self discovery? Learning some life lesson that makes me less angry"
>5. "WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS SUCK"

>Also threadly reminder that Sabrina is about to have a nervous breakdown from losing control of her life and we used her in a way that doesn't help. We need to go talk to her and let her know that she isn't our servant and that we can help if she needs an escape.

>>2580005
I think Glossaryck took the spells because:

One, he is a asshole. Pure and simple.
The second is that he doubted that we would be able to bring Luna back. Maybe he didnt want to such dangerous spells to fall in the wrong hands, either ours without guidance or stolen by someone more powerfull.
The third is that those are dangerous spells and maybe he think that no one should posses them. This is a little dobious, since he could just destroyed them rather them scatter them.
The fourth is that he think we are not ready, and maybe that the only way for we to use the spells conciously is to earn them. The jorney aloung the way and all that shit.
The fifth is that maybe he dont trust Luna. To be fair, i trust her but i have some doubts. I know she want our best, but she did kill a entire universe. What prevents the same to happen to ours?

As giving the spell to Toffe, maybe he know something we dont. Maybe he think creating conflict is the only way to us to move foward, or to make Star learn more. After all, in the original, Toffe beign a treath was the only thing that make Star eventualy mature. So far he didnt made a move on her, and Ludo is somewhat is out of the picture. There is no motivator to Star to grow, to oppose her but us, and even we arent that much of a treath in evil terms.

>>2580159
>What prevents the same to happen to ours?

You have read the actual Quest, right? You've read the entire thing? You know what happens? You know the context of that event?

How Luna only killed everything in her universe because Fate was just deleting everything because it was losing. She killed everyone, to take their souls, and preserve them in the soul engine. If she didn't, everything in her universe would've ceased to exist.

What prevents the same from happening? For fucks sake, we killed the guy who made it happen in the first place. he's not around so he can't destroy our universe meaning neither we nor Luna will use that last resort move.

>>2580178
Its a dumb newfag that cant type with a phone, chill. Just laugh at the stupid person and say we already killed god.

>>2580178
I did, but i have a really bad memory and a terrible attention spam.
>>2580195
Why you must hurt me this way.

>>2580206
Well you know what? At least you admitted to your mistake. So no harm no fowl. I'd be lying if I said I myself remembered everything perfectly.

>>2580159
Oh, and as for your other points. I don't think "Glossy didn't want them to fall into the wrong hands" and "he gave the most dangerous spell to Toffee personally" really fit together. Like if he just chucked them all to be hidden in a volcano or a dying star then you might have a point. But as is now? Nah.

Honestly I more believe the idea that he's trying us to do his dirty work of taking care of Toffee and I bet that there's something else for us to deal with at the other two locations where he hid them. Like "oh to get the resurrection spell you need to fix this black hole or else it'll cause problems."

Though I do agree that he's an asshole. Because he really is. I think even Omni and the rest of the MHC agree that he's an asshole.

>>2580240
I didnt mean as all of those are true at the same time, rather that of all of those, one of them must be it.

I also agree with you about him wanting us to get hid of Toffe is possible.

Glossaryck is the best, he's looking out for us because there's something out there far more damaging than toffee that he wanted to keep those spells away from, he's a good friend.

>>2580259
I highly doubt Glossaryck did what he did out of altruism. He deprived us of a number of valuable spells for his own reasons.

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Mama Luna isn't fucking around

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Threadly reminder to fuse with Jackie next time we get the chance.

Agree with the sentiment of Glossy likely manipulating us to take out Toffee. But the baseline remains... regardless of whether Toffee had our spells or not, we were on a trajectory for confrontation with him regardless. This just amplifies the desire to do so.

>>2580658
Keep in mind Toffee only has ONE spell. The rest are scattered everywhere else.

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SESSION START!


>BRAKAKAKAKAKAK
>There's bullets flying from a clown car who's driven through the wall of a supermarket
>You're in that supermarket
>Huddled in a dark aisle of As-seen-on-TV products
>With a girl you don't particularly care for
>Six Skeletons bound to your will
>Your mom
>...and this fucking
G: "Well?"
A: "Ass...hole."
G: "You've got what you wanted."
>BRAKAKAKAKAK
ST: "COME ON! Sweet Tooth's got a LOTTA BODIES to pile up tonight. You're makin' this more difficult than it needs to be. Just come out! I'm gonna FIND YA ANYWAYS."

A: "NO!"
>You're so mad
>So imperically
>Goddamn
>Furious

A: "I CAN'T FEEL MY SKIN!"
>It's like ice is filling your body up from your toes
A: "Y-YOU Can't."
G: "We both know I can, Anonymous. I've proven that."
L: "By what right do you think you could possibly justify this."
G: "I never claimed to be just. Not once."
L: "That power is -mine- you senile milksop."
G: "Such toxin, Luna. When did you get so bitter?"
L: "My flavors can do far more damage than a sour taste."
G: "I am entirely aware of that."
A: "Explain."
>He looks to you
A: "Yourself."

>He smiles
G: "No."

What do?


S: "Anonymous! Your skeletons are so smart! They put STRAWBERRIES in the Bananagic wand!"
>Star's trying to shove a plastic spoon into your mouth
>It bounces against your clenched teeth
>Cuts your gums
>The slush is delicious

>>2580674
"......... OK. Fine. Have fun Glossaryck. Bye!" And then portal out of there and leave the two jokers behind.

>>2580674
>Burn the book.

>>2580674
burn the book

>>2580674
>>2580678
This, we came here for answers and we got them.

>>2580678
Portal is disabled in combat situations. We can only go random.

Also as much of a ass Star is, it is not her fault Gloss is a asshole.

>>2580674
Grab the Banana and THROW IT ON THE GROUND!

>>2580674
Take a bite, Dark Star the clown

>>2580684
We'll be fine, we can take the risk. Better than being here.

>>2580674
>>2580680
Bahh, just kidding. Supporting >>2580685

>>2580674
DARK STAR
I want this building gone and this Clown fucking dead.
Something will feel this wrath and unfortunately it CAN'T be them.
Yet.

>>2580674
>>He smiles
>G: "No."

>" Do you want me to hate you? Do you want me burn that little book you call home? I came to you in pain, hurt and alone and you do this to me? What did I do to you, little demon?"

>Cast out some Dark Stars to shut up the clown.

>>2580680
>>2580691

>Grab the book from Star too, but don't burn it yet.

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>>2580674
>>2580685
>>2580688
>>2580691
DARK STAR

FUSION FORM

>>2580674
Pissed at Glossy, but we got more immediate problems. ST is searching for us, which means we should have some level of stealth/element of surprise at the moment. Ask Star for distraction... hell, whatever, use the mush if she wants to. Use the time she affords us to charge up massacre wave at ST's ride, particularly tires. Remove his vehicular advantage.

>>2580674

Yeah, im thinkin dark star

>>2580674

Well fuck you too blueman. Dark Star the clown

Burn the book

>>2580707
>>2580678
Fuckit, fine. Support.

>>2580699
Not enough HP,
>>2580691
>>2580694

Adding Cast B4b With star. She's at full health. We are dying