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SESSION START!

https://youtu.be/EPDDkrDpZhU?list=PL1tFM4hAoC6VGoSUQBWXdykwzjT96cYeb

>You are Anonymous McMoot

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit

>Entrepreneur
>Scholar of things besides school
>15 year old boy who has a date tonight
>Also magic powers that kept you alive when the very progenitor of your universe wanted you erased so that their narrative of causality could continue

Sh: "Well!? Who is it!?"
Agent 1: "I got a bead on him!"
A2: "Safety's off. Dampeners primed."
A3: "FIRE!"

>BLAM!

>Also, Shadow the Hedgehog is here and he's looking for you
>Highly likely that he was sent here from his universe by a guy that doesn't like your ass

Sh: "Fine, then."
>The floating, golden spiky haired demi-god throws out both hands
>Power surges from his chest
>Sears the air around him
>The jets on the undersides of his FREAKISHLY LARGE BOOTS flare like tiny stars

Sh: "Then I'll level this whole place until I find him!"

>Your whole math class in this roofless room of your Highscool
>Including one of your bros, Justin Armberg
>So are a gang of Government agents who tracked you to school
>Including their leader
>A guy who shot you in the KIDNEYS once
>Agent Calibur

>There's a Portal behind you that leads to your secret lair

What do?

JOURNAL
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit

RULES
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit

ALLIES
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit

Announcement: For patrons, the next poll for our illustrated character sheets is up.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/19228522

Let's rock
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>>2618960
>>2618960

Several corrections before we continue.

>Star vs Quest 2 Mk "5" not 4

>That BLAM from earlier
>Bounced off of Shadow's chest like someone spat a pea at him

At least this frees me up to post these treasures.

bless
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>>2618974
We should steal his Dex stat. It’s probably insane.
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I have ZERO context here.

I guess get his attention? See what he wants? Perhaps TRY not to ruffle his jimmies too much?
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>>2618960
Point to one of the agents and go "HIM! He's Anonymous Mcmoot!"
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>>2618987
He wants to kill us. Considering every cross over character we've met wants us dead. It's very clear what he wants.
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>>2618960
Send everyone trought THE HOLE, except the Agents and Mister OC Edgelord.

Them summon EVERY SINGLE ONE of ours subjects into those guys.
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>>2618989
I'd go with this. Shift blame, get someone else fucked up.
Or
say Marco is mcmoot
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>>2618960
>"Im right here jesus."
>Use your spell reflecting OWN shield.
>"Ill just give you the fucking hat agent Collateral Damage."
>lure the spiky edgelord away from the school and find out what he wants.
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>>2618994
I mean there's always a chance. Besides we could totally reason with him, tell him that faggot lizard that brought him here stole our shit and we can send him and everyone else back if they help us restrain him.
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>>2618960
What the actual fuck did i miss, i'm fairly certain it was something major. last i checked we were assmad at an asshole succubus who wanted to ruin our shit.
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>>2618960
I guess >>2619010
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>>2619006
Never give somebody else credit if you dont have too.

Even if its just someone trying to kill you.
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>>2618974
>>2618960
>>2618996
Sending people through The Hole. Very bad idea, there's still monsters out there that our friendos can't deal with.


>>2618960
>There's a Portal behind you that leads to your secret lair
We can't let the Spooks know about The Hole and it being in thw schools bathrokm, if they don't already know. Close that prtal with your scissors.
Also, Ask Luna if she can check that Helmet we got for some sort of tracking device if he can't find it and remove it just disable the whole helmet. If he can't figure out a way to remove it, we might have to destroy the whole thing.

>Sh: "Then I'll level this whole place until I find him!"
We can't let Shadow blow up the school. We need to drive him further away from here as fast as we can.

I really wanted to hear what Calibur had to say, but I'll have to be another time.

>A2: "Safety's off. Dampeners primed."
These Dampeners are probably some sort of magical disruption weapons based on Pixie-Dust, and long as we have our Cold Iron Braces on we might be safe if they are, but anything else magical will probably be greatly harmed and disabled.
This might include our Wand, Miss Skullnick, and even Star.
keeping away from the Spooks might be our safe bet for now.


OVER EVERYTHING
>Do not Allow the MiB to figure out the location of The Hole.
>Do not allow the School to be leveled.
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>>2619010
>and find out what he wants.
He wants to kill us, it's not hard to figure out here.

>>2619012
Why would he do that if he could just be sent back anyway if he kill us?
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Alright. As a suggestion.

He wants to find us because Toffee sent him. Though keep in mind. Like the clown, and roadhog and junkrat. Toffee could not control them, he had to promise him something.

Now, shadow is kind of an idiot?

He will do literally anything for one of two reasons.

1 Toffee promised to restore his memory (he loses it a lot)

or

2 Toffee promised to resurrect Maria. His closest friend/loved one and reason to be.

Keep in mind the memory of Maria is strong enough to usually make him "turn to the good side" immediately.
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>>2619017
Last session we had nice times with Sabrina.
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>>2619047
Unless this is a shadow who has all of his memories/already regained his memories, and or never even knew who Maria was to begin with. Because with all of the reboots that's entirely possible. We could be dealing with Sonic Forces Shadow.
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>>2619056
>What do we have to lose by trying?
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>>2618960
>OWN the Edgehog
>"Really dude? Going full School Shooter?"
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>>2619047
oh shit, right

>>2618960
changing my vote to
>Promise Shadow that we can help with his memory shit if he promises to just chill the fuck down; we've got Mind Reading shit, and with enough time there's prolly nothing we can't dig up.
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>>2619061
Our life!


>>2619065
We can't read what isn't there to begin with. Even then we only ever read surface level memories!
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>>2619065
>This could work too.
>Luna can fix it, easily too.
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>>2618960
>tell shadow to not kill a school full of kids we will get him
>scissor portal to get the helmet out of the hole
>tell the MIB to stand by
>come back, take a seat and then tell him calmly that we are mcmoot and we dont want to fight at least around innocent kids
>tell the MIB to stand down and we will deal later when things arent stupid
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>>2619073
>Luna can fix it, easily too.
How tho? When has she shown she could do that?
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>>2619065
Sure, if it gets the traction.

>In a word.
>I vote for this.
>Negotiate.
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>>2619087
>She fixed our head shit with a snap.
>Also, we can lie to get him out of the school.
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>>2618960
Point to a random agent and accuse them of being us.
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>>2619106
Jesus fuck please no. At least throw a shield up over the school.
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Shadow is not a threat. To US.

All these random people he is 100%.
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>>2619116
>At least throw a shield up over the school.
>Implying we can even do that and it'd do anything against the fucking god killing hedgehog
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>>2619075
Unless Wondervon has found if there is anything that might be sending a signal to the MIB about it's location I would seriously dissaprove of taking anything we might have taken into the Hole out of it.

Being in another reality entirely might be the only thing keeping the MiB from finding it and therefore The Hole.
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>>2619071
>we only ever read surface level memories!
Explain Tom.
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>>2618960
>>2618985
I like this idea, but we kind of got a Mexican standoff. We gonna need to thin the field or incapacitate or we'll get a 2 front war.

>>2619044
Seconding concerns. We can't have them finding out about our sanctuary.

I'm with taking out the MiB first. They've fucked us over twice already... maybe we can convince him that we'll tell him where to find this McMoot fellow if he helps us dispatch these suits.
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>>2619048
And it was a great time. I must've reread that session a good 4 or 5 times...
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>>2618974
>>2618985
Seconding this.

Might be best to lure Shadow into a portal and far away. It'd buy us some time with the agents, and keep him from hurting anyone.
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This image perfectly sums up our relationship with Toffy
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>>2619159
Except Toffee is just standing there. Being Smug.
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It's not toffee guys, he might have the spell but he has absolutely no reason to give a fuck about us, more than likely he's just selling these goons off to the highest bidder, it's nothing personal, just business.
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>>2619191
Roadhogh said he was sent by a lizard in a suit. Also Toffe was shown to be in cahots with MiB. MAYBE is all misleading plot twist in the making, but all arrows are pointed to Toffe.
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>>2619191
It is 100% toffee.
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>>2618960
The portal should just lead to the bathroom with the hole in it. Have the civilians go threw the portal in to the bathroom. Have some of the bone boys shut the stall door and keep anyone from going into the portal.

Yell at shadow "I'm right here! What do you want?!". Prepare inversion spell to reflect any attack he throws at us. Have muscles prep massacre wave. If he attacks, cast inversion in front of us, but not on us to throw his attack back at him and to allow for massacre wave to keep charging. When massacre wave is charged us free hand to cast Star walk and rocket of into space. Make this into a space battle now.
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Toffee hasnt done shit. There is no evidence toffee has anything to do with this. All we know is that glossy gave him the spell. Thats all. Its more likely tom or ludo got it somehow as tom is annedgy gamer and ludo is a fucking idiot
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>>2619206
Into the portal that leads to our private reality.
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>>2619208
Also Roadhog pointed us towards it being Toffee. So far there's not evidence that it's anyone besides Toffee.
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>>2619232
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>>2619224
Roadhog said "a lizard" concering but not damming
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The votes...

>Snatch that Dex
2 votes

>Who's askin!?
1 vote

>Switcharooni the Targetooni
3 votes

>Right here
3 votes

>Reason with him
4 votes

>Huh
>Sensible

A: "You want Anonymous?"
>You shout over the sound of blazing Edgehog
???: "It's him! He's Anon! It's him it's him please don't hurt us!"
>You look for the sound of that voice real quick
A: "Francis."
>That egg shaped kid with the round glasses
A: "You're dead to me."
>Justin's glaring at Francis from his sheltered spot under a desk
F: "What!? This is crazy! Anon's always attracting thish short of stuff!"
>Blake hits his arm
>Francis looks to him in a panic
>Blake draws his thumb across his neck

A: "I wasn't hidin' anyways."
>You look back up
>VERYBRIGHT
A: "AH!"
>Shadow is floating down toward you

A2: "CLEARING HOSTILE!"
>BLAM!
>He fires the scattershot weapon
>Shadow fucking teleports to the other side of him
>Grabs his arms
>Presses his shoes into his back

A2: "Ah! AH! MY SHOULDERS!"
Sh: "Nothing Personal."

https://youtu.be/ZDupR9FXwCU?list=PL1tFM4hAoC6VGoSUQBWXdykwzjT96cYeb

>SHWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOSHH
>Using his immense energy
>The fires of his shoe jets
>Shadow boosts/burns into the agent's back
>Until his shoulders melt into fat and joint tissue
>C-ruck-ACKSNAP!
>...and his arms come off


>The agent drops face-first into the floor
>The kids go silent

Sh: "Now, for you!"

>Shadow goes into a superman style thrust
>FLIES FOR YOUR CHEST!
>You try to block
>You're too slow
>CRAUNCH!
>Fucccccc
>Your ribs

A: "Mama."
>You go flying into a nearby wall
>Which doesn't help your current mood
>It's never great
>You lean out of the crumbling concrete

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 20 DAMAGE
Anon is now at 60hp

cont
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>>2619263
>>2619263

A: "What's the lizard paying you?"
Sh: "That's not your concern."
>Shadow's face is the picture of cold fury
A: "Your memories?"
Sh: "I don't even -want- my memories."
>Muscles brushes your human shoulder clean as you get loose from the wall
A: "You owe him for something?"
Sh: "I'm doing this for myself."
A: "...so it's Maria, th-"
Sh: "SHUT. UP."
>SHADOW'S HANDS HAVE BEGUN TO GLOW

>The agents left behind him are re-priming a device you haven't seen before
>It looks like some sort of net-gun/bazooka

A4: "Dampener re-calculated and ready."
>The two agents bracing it signal to Agent EX

A: "Justin! Blake!"
>Blake is mid-noogie but Justin is already trying to look for exits
A: "Get the fuck outta here! Take everybody into my gaping HOLE."
B: "Ghey."
F: "Blakce....plessh. I can't bref."

What do?
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>>2619256
Gloss literally told us it was him.

>>2619272
>Shield
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>>2619272
OK, now that all of that stupid is out of our system, let's cast One With Nothing on Shadow since that MIGHT get rid of his super form and actually make him damagable.
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>>2619272
Fuck it. Fuse with Muscle using One With Nothing. Beat the crappy out of this oversized headhoge.
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>>2619272
CAST CRUCICRUSH
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>>2619272
>>2619288
This.
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>>2619272
>Steal. His. Dex.

He is nothing without speed.
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>>2619298
That's not going to work because he's too high of a level for us to roll.
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>>2619272
>>2619272
>>A: "Get the fuck outta here! Take everybody into my gaping HOLE."
FUCK

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I DIDN'T WANT TO HAPPEN.

NOT ONLY IS MEWMUS NOT SAFE TO HUMANS
IT RISKS THE MIB KNOWING ABOUT THE LOCATION OF THE BATHROOM HOLE.

Tell Luna if she, Susan and a host of skeletons can pick up and our frinds from the other side of the Hole and keep them in the castle safe.

>>2619272
We need toouse our META knowledge of Shadow to be able to defeat him.

Stealing his DEX might be a good attempt.


Oh, and make sure someone rings the schools alarm.
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>>2619224
GLOSARYCK LITERALLY TOLD US HE GAVE HIM THE SPELL TO PULL THIS SHIT OFF

BEYOND THE SHADOW OF A DOUBT IT'S HIM DOING IT

WE JUST DON'T KNOW WHY

MAYBE CAUSE HE'S SCARED OF US, WHICH HE IS RIGHT TO BE

I'll be honest man... this shit? It's starting to make me angry. You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He’s the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He’s laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He’s so big, it’s so hot. He doesn’t want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn’t do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They’re barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that’s in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.

>>2619277
Backing this. Hedgehogs dont know shit about magic. Put the ball in OUR court.
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>>2619298
Scratch that.
>Steal his dex.
>Maria would be so disappointed in you? Slaughtering an Ark full of innocent children?
> Ultimate life form? Youll never be anything but a SHADOW of the real avatar of chaos.
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>>2619320
Think you (you)'d the wrong guy there man, I think Toffee's the one behind it too.
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>>2619272
>>2619298
If we wanna do this, it's gonna need some setup.
>Utilize Hungering Flames to make him more susceptible to our attacks and easier to dodge his attacks.
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>>2619334
Shadow can move at the speed of light, our suck is too slow to affect him.
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>>2619263
Run,draw shadow away from the school, as long as he is a shiny golden cold steel we can't beat him, but he has a time limit
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Lemme just put this out there so I can laugh and brag when I'm right. Fury Of A Burning Heart, the spell that steals stats, will not work against Shadow. Because the DC for it to work is double the casters level.

Lemme put things into perspective a bit. Tom, prince of hell, is level 25. And we literally can't steal any of his stats because his DC would be 50. And the max we can get is a friggen natural 20 with a total of 38. We'd need 12 other nat 20's with no nat 1's to even MATCH his level and barely pass.

Shadow is no doubt way higher of a level compared to Tom, especially now in his super form. So trying to steal his DEX is just wasting a turn.
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>>2619348
Correction: The DC is double the TARGETS level, not the casters.
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>>2619272
changing to just casting Inverse
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>>2619288
>>2619346

I'll support this
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>>2619348
I highly doubt shadow is that high level.
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>>2619342
In either case, we gotta remove the speed difference. Cruci-crush does so IF he fails the Strength check. Hungering flames would give disadvantage for all his rolls.
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>When cast upon a being with a damage immunity, that immunity is stripped.
Reminder that Shadow is literally untouchable and undamagable and we have a spell that removes damage immunity's (LIKE WE'RE DEALING WITH RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW)
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>>2619384
He can move at the speed of light. Nothing that is avoidable will hit him.
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>>2619381
>Defeated Devil Doom, a planet buster
>Solaris, a being that's destroyed the universe
>Not high level
>Not higher than TOM, bitch of the underworld
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>>2619312
>>2619272
Switching from Burning Hearting DEX

to

Casting OWN.

Casting OWN is our most advantageous spell right know.
Make the Invincible edgy Hedgehog non-invincible.
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>>2619389
>>2619394
If hes so strong why did his punch do 20 damage?
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>>2619385

I'll support casting OWN on him since

>>2619381

>An edgehog that can move near the speed of light
>One that fought a timeline destroying eagle monster
>Not high level

Are you fucking high?

>>2619399

BECAUSE QUEST HAS TO GIVE US A FIGHTING CHANCE YOU THOUGHTLESS FUCKING GASH
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>>2619272
>>2619356
changing to OWN
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>>2619272
Cast Hungering flames and have muscles cast one with nothing both targeting Shadow.

Get away from the school.

Have our undead keep the others safe.

"Is he offering to bring her back from the dead? Because I can do that."
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>>2619399
>If hes so strong why did his punch do 20 damage?
Wh-

That's literally a 1/4 of our health, and we haven't even been able to do anything about it yet.

>>2619394
>>2619312
We need to make sure Class is safe is Mewmus and Shadow can be defeated. Contact Luna cast OWN.
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>>2619378
And i will always support you.
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>>2619414

Why thanks friendo
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>>2619414
Thats sweet.

Would anyone else at least like to support smack talk? Shadow is unstable at the best of times, and he might not follow us if we do not infuriate him.
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>>2619408
>Are you fucking high?
While in his Super State, Shadow is one of the most powerful characters in the series. He is strong enough to defeat Devil Doom on his own, go toe-to-toe with Solaris, and resist the overwhelming force from the Space Colony ARK falling through the atmosphere. Due to being infused with the seven Chaos Emeralds' power, Super Shadow accordingly commands ultimate power and has access to unlimited energy.

s Super Shadow, Shadow's innate abilities far surpasses his normal ones. Not only is his strength multiplied many times over, but his speed has been enhanced immeasurably as well, allowing him to evenly match Super Sonic's who can move at about the speed of light.His reflexes and agility are also improved, allowing him to keep up with his improved movements. Like the traditional Super State, Shadow gains new abilities in this form too, including high-speed run-flight and virtual invulnerability to harm, although his invulnerability can be bypassed if he is hit with enough force, such as Solaris' attacks. By combining his Super State with his Hero Shadow and Dark Shadow transformations, Super Shadow can enhance his abilities even further.

http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Shadow

Super Shadow's OP as fuck.
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>>2619399
Speed/Dex... not STR.

>>2619312
Oh that's right... with the wand, we can have two spells casts by including muscles. Supporting >>2619410
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>>2619433
>>2619410
Alrght.

Support casting Hungering Flames AND OWN.

Also make sure Luna gets the Class to safety.
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>>2619410
This is good actually.

I still want to smack talk him...
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>>2619424
... so what triggers it? Is it time limited or fueled by some other catalyst?
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Also we should get the class to somewhere that isn't the HOLE. Because remember

THERE'S FUCKING MONSTERS IN IT
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>>2619452
Also it'd be a bad idea to lead the MiB to it via class room children.
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>>2619442
He has a limited amount of super shadow time and then he passes out.

He can hold up to 99 rings and he loses about 1 a second.
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>>2619272
Where are the portals in the bathroom located? Are they on right in front of the other or are they apart where the bone boys could just lock the bathroom stall door and keep people out?
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>>2619442

It's fueled by the love of his parents Shrek and Spongebob
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>>2619462
>>2619441
>>2619424
>>2619442
So we just have to survive for what? a Minute and a half?

What if He keeps going after that?
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>>2619462
If this were dnd where rounds are 6 seconds that would be much more concerning
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>>2619477
Then we steal his Emeralds.

And if that doesnt work we portal him into the sun.

And if that fails we curl up and kiss our ass goodbye.
or we run away.
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>>2619477
Or we could just remove it right now with OWN.
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>>2619477

OWN can remove it right now
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>>2619272
>Steal his Dex
Faster then the speed of sound hedgehog's Dex exchanged for our, what, 1 Dex? Yes please.
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The votes...

>Inversion shield
>The shield of depression
2 votes

>OWN Form
2 votes

https://youtu.be/rkP1_ZIi3g0?t=8

>Steal his SPEED
1 vote

>Cruci-smash him
1 vote

>Double Debuff special Deluxe
4 votes

>Run
3 votes

>ONE WITH NOTHING
4 votes


A: "So. Does he -have- Maria? Or is he promising her to you?"
Sh: "I told you. TO SHUT. UP."
A: "Invincibleguywho'snolongerinvinciblesayswhat."
Sh: "CHAOS CONTROL!"
A: "Oh COME ON!"
https://youtu.be/iWA42v0OUVA

>He vanishes
>Appears right in your face
>Your eyes turn black

A: "Know. Oblivion."

Sh: "DISAPPEAR!"

A4: "FIRE!"

cont
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>2619587
>>2619587

>Your mind pries Shadow apart
L: "So much...raw energy."
>Luna just sounded interested in something
>Excited even
>Excited about Hedgehogs


>You can see Shadow's power laid out before you
>Flight
>Increased speed
>Immense agility and strength
>Utter invulnerability

>You make that last one vanish like smoke into the wind
>Your gold and pink tendrils of energy snatch at his aura
>Ripping it to shreds

>Which is when the MIB's net fires

>SKRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRTT!

>Shadow turns just in time to see it
>As his arms blast out in a flashing X shape
>Showering you in golden light
>You cover your eyes as your skin burns and blisters across your forearms

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 25 DAMAGE
Anon is at 35 HP

>The net closes in
>Heading right for you both
>Shadow makes his dex save to try and escape

>Which is when you toss Muscles the Sax
>He fuses it into his hand-meat
>THEN SLAPPS SHADOW IN THE DICK WITH IT

>Muscles uses your wand
>To cast HUNGERING FLAMES
>Because he can't use OWN
>It doesn't require a stat
>It requires your soul

>Shadow is so fast
>He would almost certainly escape the projectile
>If not for Muscles' casting of your spell

He must take disadvantage on the roll

>He gets a 20...
>and a 2


>KRZZZZTSNAP!
>The net blasts shadow forward
>Constricts his body
>Sucks away at whatever power is keeping him in this form
>You grin at his pain
>Until you realize it's coming for you too

ROLL DEX SAVE!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2619598
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2619598
Awwww shit
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2619598
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2619598
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2619598
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Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2619598
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>2619598
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2619598
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>>2619598
WE'RE GETTING FUCKED

HALF OUR HP GONE IN 2 TURNS
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2619598
inb4 F
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>2619598
This ones for the dead homies
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2619598
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Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2619598

Well folks this is it
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>>2619622


:Glutton Form (Blood for Blood)
>All Physical Damage dealt halved.
>All Physical Damage dealt restored as health
>Twice Physical Attacks per turn allowed.

If Only there was some way to attack and heal every turn.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2619598
HA-HAH
Shit, not including modifiers since I'm not sure we can use muscles modifier or not.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2619598
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2619598
Oh those men in black.
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>>2619622

We've gone through worse pal, so hold on and let's see if we can pull this out of our ass and smear it into Shadowman the Edgeman's face
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>>2619622
not even remotely noteworthy damage being taken, and we've OWN'd him, expect nothing consequential from this match
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>>2619647
We only made it so he can be damaged, he still has the power of the chaos emeralds in him.
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>>2619628
Yes.

Fusion Forms also take a whole turn to activate, which gives Shadow a free shot at us, that leaves us at 15 HP, if not even lower, and it's not sure we can hit him with his absurd DEX speed increasing his AC stat.

At least with his invincibility gone we have a bit of a chance now, but it's really smol.

Our best chance for survival might be to get out while we got the chance using the scissors, even if e can't control where they'd take us.
We might also try to bring him to another dimension where we can either ditch the MiB so our chances are more leveled or we can just ditch Shadow there.
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>>2619657
Leaving the MiB alone is a bad idea because they might try to invade THE HOLE and even then while it does take a while turn to activate, we'll still get double the attacks along with constant non-stop healing and better AC.
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>>2619661
they don't really have the manpower on hand for that at the moment, and an excursion into the hole seems too volatile for them to carry out successfully.
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>>2619667
We don't know the extent of their power, and I don't like the idea of them even KNOWING it's there.
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>>2619657
Cruci-crush uses a STR check... with him affected by the flames now, he'll be at disadvantage to resist. we could lock down his speed advantage by tying him down with gravity shackles... assuming the MiB net doesn't do the work for us (or do us in)
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Shadow is in the net
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>>2619625
>>2619625
The winner...

16+7= 23

>>2619611
+2

Primo dubs, my friend

>>2619624
+2

27

>Somewhere in your cracked soul
>Dread Piccolo flies
>Screaming
>DOOOOOODGE!

>You leap!
>Barely hitting the tiles with your chin and chest in time for the net to SNATCH Shadow and slam him into the same hole-in-the-wall you got superman punched into

>You scramble up to your feet
>Look over to your left
>Justin is helping people get into the bathroom

F: "Hey, Guysh there's a hole in this stall."
>One of your skeletons leans out of the hole
>He rattles
>Francis humpty dumpties right into the toilet
>Head first
>It bursts and sends water everywhere

A: "Mom. Can the skeletons come get everybody and escort them to our house?"
L: "More company? At this hour? I'm sure a valiant welcome party could be roused. We could even send a few in as backup."
A: "We could?"
L: "You're growing an army, dear. You might want to start using them once in a while."


>You eye scene

A5: "Sir. We've secured the Anomaly."
Sh: "What is this?"
>Shadow struggles in the net
>Agent Calibur does not approach
>He examines the readings on some kind of smart-pad
Ex: "...That's a CS class interloper, gentlemen."
Sh: "You...fools."
Ex: "He will -not- stay secured for very long."

>Shadow is indeed Super Sand Hedgelesbian
>He appears to be charging some sort of attack

>You need to secure your portal home
>Yet you're across the room from it
>Shadow's currently tied up
>The MiB seem split in their focus between him and you

A: "Where's my fucking possum?"

>You get a mental image
>Being beamed into your skull
A: "Whosmts the fuck is th-"
B: "Friend."
A: "No forreal who is th-"
>It's an image of Atreus
>Hanging off of one of Bow's horns
>Susan's in front of him
>Thinking super hard

Su: "We can cwash thish party any time."

What do?
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>>2619731
Quick, while we have the chance shift into Giga Muscles's BFB form! And then get to cover!
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>>2619731
Fuckin join in Susan! Let's fuck their shit.
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>>2619731
Muscles stab to the face
End him quick
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>>2619731

beam the most degenerate of porn involving Maria into Shadow's brain
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>>2619744
also this
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>>2619731
Mind Scream at Shadow while bonking him on the head with our wand.
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>>2619731
>Well come on then Suse!
>Wanna team up shadow the edgehog?
>Also, I WAS just going to give you the helmet. But you decided to shoot first and ask questions never.
>Buh bye.
>Blood blood man armor.
>Dont kill them though, we do NOT want a massacre here.
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>>2619731
>Merc the hog
>Merc the suits
>Order Susan to secure the mortals
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>>2619731
>Mind Scream
I mean, he's charging a thing, right?
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>>2619731
>>2619744

Do these

>>2619745

Not giving me proper credit or anything eh?
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>>2619731
Lets get some help from Susan and the boys.

We need to prevent Shadow from geting loose from that from as long as we can't.

MIND SCREAM MARIA PORN INTO HIS HEAD TO BLOCK HIS WHATEVER HE'S CHARGING THING.

Oh and get to cover.
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>>2619759
nothing personell, kid

also sorri
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>>2619744
>Thinking that'll actually just end him
Uuuughhhh.
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>>2619754
>>2619761
support
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>>2619731
Mind scream and bring in

EVERYONE then.
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>>2619761
Yeah, sure. I'll support this. But I still think we should go into our BFB form so we can regain health when he eventually does get back up.
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>>2619731
Well what are they waiting for?
TIME TO PARTY HARDY!
>send the skull buddies out to play
>Get Susan at lead them while we make sure everyone gets out save
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>>2619761
converting to this, it's basically what I sais
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>>2619763
>uuuughhhh
*sighs*
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Being prone is a Auto crit for enemy attacks.
Is Shadow currently pinned or proned?
Then hit him with sax to Auto crit knocking his soul out.

Have our undead, pets, and susan crush the men in black knock offs party.
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>>2619731
Forgot to link:
>>2619794
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>>2619794
adding:
put his soul in the wand after knocking it out.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

https://youtu.be/tKS4duPqNyo

Ex: "Anonymous. We didn't come here to contain you."
A: "Really evidenced by the fuckin' magic dampening net, asshole."
Ex: "You really expect us to not come with insurance?"
>You snap your fingers

>SKELETONS
>POURING FROM THE BATHROOM WALL

A: "Right back at yah."
>Ex moves backward
>Even holds up his hands
Ex: "I'll prove it. Stand down."
A3: "Sir?"
Ex: "Lower your weapons."
>He looks back to Shadow
Ex: "There are much bigger concerns than Prometheus. Recovery and negotiation can wait."

>Susan comes sprinting past you
>Right toward one of the agents

SU: "RRRRAAAAHHHH!"
A5: "OH GOD WHA-"

>29 total

>SHRUANK!
>He goes flying in half
>She catches the upper half by it's arm and slams it down into the concrete
>He's still screaming when she puts her bare heel into his bloody neck

>Then she turns
A: "What are you doing!?"
Su: "..."
A: "You're doin' some COOL SHIT is what you're doing."

>You kick Shadow
A: "Nyeah!"

>It swaps his ear
>He looks at you
>Both eyes red and white pits
Sh: "When you die. You die screaming."
A: "Hm."
Sh: "CHAOS BURST!

A: "HAIL MARY TIME!"

ROLL WILL TO INJECT SHADOW'S MIND WITH R34 IMAGES OF HIS ANGELIC HUMAN LOVE

There is so much of this crossover art
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2619845
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2619845
Get fucked.
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>>2619731
"You say you are the ultimate lifeform, but yet you let a little girl die in front of you. Pathetic"
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Rolled 9 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>2619845
EAT SWEET MEMORIES SHADOW!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>2619845
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2619845

IT'S TIME FOR MY MEMERY TO STRIKE ONCE MORE
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2619845
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2619845
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>2619845
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Rolled 12 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>2619845
LETS GOOO
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2619845
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2619845
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Rolled 9 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>2619845
CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES
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We gonna deal with The MIB?
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>>2619885

>Making a deal with the CIA/Foundation niggers

No thanks pal
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>>2619885
Depends on the deal.
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>>2619885
YES WE SHOULD
WE NEED TO START FORGING ALLIANCES
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>>2619885
Not really; more like deal with Excalibur.
He seems nice.
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>>2619845
I am amicable to negotiations.
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>>2619898

Yeah we need alliances, but not to these assholes who've hounded us for existing

>>2619900

Nice doesn't equal trustworthy
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>>2619885
He shot us in the back.
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>>2619885
It'll probably won't hurt to listen to them.

It'll also give us some time to see if we can Mind Read some of them (Calibur maybe) to see what ulterior motives or secret plans they have planned without letting them know.

Agent Calibur seems to be quite high n their hierarchy, so he might have the most secrets hidden in that noggin of his.
Don't expect there to be no nasty surprises or traps in there.
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>>2619908
We cut them in haaaalf

Also a ton of other stuff.
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>>2619911
>Also, make an alliance with, and trust are two very different things.
>We made a deal with tom knowing he was not going to hold it up, and we were ready when he stibble dee abbed us. So we just do it again.
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>>2619905
They attacked us...once.

>>2619909
Right, we shouldn't trust them but we can meet as two equal powers and work something out.

Maybe get some remote land to operate a mine in exchange for some psionic awakening
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2619845
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>>2619845
Honestly, if we can get the MiB to act like reasonable beings, that will be helpful. Plus, we can take that sweet government dosh from them.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2619845
Let's hear the MIB offer. They didn't purposefully fuck with us last time, they just kinda got in the way
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2619845
>>2619927
Fuck, roll didn't register.
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>>2619918
>Maybe get some remote land to operate a mine
Eh.

With Scissors, We have the whole REALITY to use as our playground.

We could use our UNDEAD, non-requiring life-support minions to set up a massive mining operation on MARS or THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON and there's nothing they could do to stop us.
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>>2619911

And you're thinking that this is the chance that all's forgiven? Fat fucking chance, they'll make a deal that'll fuck us over since they're conniving assholes

>>2619918

>They attacked us...once.
>Once

They did it fucking twice. One for the grenade and the other with Einstein. I'm not allowing these assholes to stab us in the back like Lucifer Nigg- I mean Tom
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>>2619950
We attacked Einstein.
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>>2619950
Anon inserted himself into that situation.
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>>2619953
This is true actually.

Einstein also skinned someone who wanted to surrender.
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>>2619953
>>2619960

You had better be fucking memeing or else you're the biggest goddamn moron I've met

Also

SESSION PAUSE UNTIL 11PM
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>>2619968
FUCKIN RREEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh this is a joke.
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>>2619968
Einstein fucking went off the rails because he thought his dick was big and got slappt
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>>2619968
Anon could have left star alone on the street crying her bug tears and not bother with helping her get her book back. He didn't though and fought the MIB. Tell me how that isn't him inserting himself into a situation?
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>>2619989
He'd want to deny them the Glossdick due to his anger at anything that crosses him and the pure benefit of keeping the blue tool out of their hands, but still he could have just fucked off.
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>>2619989
We could've... but fuck that. WE needed the book AND Glossaryk as well. And not sure about others, but stars the closest thing we have to a true "Rival" in the traditional sense. If she's gonna be beaten down, put in her place, and/or shown to be incorrect in her assertions about us, we should be the ones to do it into her, not some 3rd party.
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>>2620005
Nevermind, I totally forgot we wanted to talk to Glossaryk.
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I AM RETURN

Time to tabulate.
Congratulate.
Console you for your loss.
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>>2620127
Loss of what?

LOSS OF WHAT
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Atreus!
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>>2620148
>>2620152

It can be metaphorical you know, like the loss of our secret HOLE's location? You know? But if it is then I have to say

GODDAMNIT SHOULDN'T HAVE SENT THE CLASS INTO THE HOLE, THERE'S FUCKING MONSTERS AND MAGIC CANCER IN THERE
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>>2620190
Could just be shit talk.
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>>2620197

You know, that's true
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>>2620127
>>
Tactical Nuke Incoming
Rip Echo Creek High
Rip Jackie
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>>2620190
The skele-corp was deployed ... surely they would be cleared a path for our classmates ... and left a small contingent to guard THE HOLE, r-r-right?

>>2620197
Hoping it's this right here.
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>>2620299
>The skele-corp was deployed ... surely they would be cleared a path for our classmates ... and left a small contingent to guard THE HOLE, r-r-right?
I don't think our mob of skeletons are all that disciplined, or even all that organized, so they probably didn't do any of that.
>Note to selves, dig up an reanimate some veterans from a military graveyard and start turning our horde into a proper military
Yay or nay?
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>>2620315

As the grandson of a Korean War vet, my short answer is no
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>>2620315
Would actually like to have some allies as officers, personally. Not sure if he'd be up for it, but Justin seems like he's got good on-the-field leadership potential since he kind of practices that shit on the football field all the time. And Susan kind of seems like one filling that role a bit as well currently.
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>>2619854
>>2619854
The WILL winner...

>31

>No mods
>I'll need a good knuckle buster for this one.

https://youtu.be/C1dITqy1aVI

SHADOW'S POWER EXPLODES FROM WITHIN HIS BINDINGS

A1: "CRITICAL READINGS!"


A: "LOOK INTO MY EYES, MUTHAFUCKA!!"
Sh: "I will destroy you! BEHOLD THE POWER! OF THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM!"
>You blast your mental energies into the tidal wave of chaos power
>Point blank
>Eyes open
>Smile to wide your face aches
>Your eyebrows feel like they're melting into wax

>He gets 32 total

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 25 DAMAGE

ANON IS AT 10HP

>Your entire shit is busted
>You're...falling?
>No
>Floating
>Everything's in white
>You jerk yourself awake
>There
>In front of you
>Is Shadow

Sh: "What is this!?"
>He's not glowing
>He dashes for you
>Does a quick, ugly combo but his fists crush through your form
>His shoe glides from your groin all the way up until it passes into your head

A: "What the..."
>Suddenly
>The room is dark
>Will tiny speckles of emerald light

cont
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>>2620315
DO SKELETONS REMEMBER THINGS FROM THEIR PAST

DEPENDS ON THAT DUDE
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>>2620337

https://youtu.be/j4aGk0W6AU4

A: "No fuckin' way..."
Sh: "This is-"
A: "I know where this is."
>Shadow glares at you
Sh: "What could you possibly know about any of this?"
A: "This is Ark."
>You've played enough vidya
A: "This is where you were born."
Sh: "This is where it happened..."
A: "Yeah. Where Maria sent you off and she McRipped it in space."
Sh: "..."
>Shadow's silent
>Won't look at you
Sh: "I don't know what kind of dream this is."
>She turns to you
Sh: "When I figure it out. I'm going to destroy you."
A: "Fuck is your deal?"
Sh: "Enough talk."
>Shadow tries to use his powers
>He throws his hands out at you
Sh: "Chaos SPEAR!"

>Nothing happens
A: "Hah."
>He kicks a nearby bolt
>It bounces off the wall and CRACKS you in the skull
A: "AH!"
Sh: "Hm."

A: "Fuckin' aye so the WORLD is real but I'm not?"

L: "Anonymous."
A: "Mom!?"
>Shadow starts a slow march away from you
>Towards a viewing bay
>His shoes are off
>So they CLANK on the metal like small anvils

L: "Darling. So good to hear your thoughts."

A: "Th-...this is my voice."

L: "I'm afraid not, my dear. You've cause some sort of strange reaction with that outsider's energy."

A: "..."
L: "Your body is nearly comatose. Your poor hair."

A: "Ok. Mom, this is starting to spook me a bit."
L: "A wise decision to bring in the cavalry. After escorting your little friends inside your minions have taken to defending you."

A: "From what?"

cont
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>>2620344
>>2620344

>Luna sends you a stark image
>You
>On your knees
>Your eyes blazing pits of smoke and light
>Your slack, opened mouth trailing power between you
>...and Shadow
>Who looks quite the same
>Except his entire front half of his hair and eyebrows aren't BURNT off of his face

>Surrounding your kneeling body
>Is a small army of gnashing bones
>Clawing fingers
>Empty sockets that ripple with your minion's energy
>The MiB are on the outside of this mob of bones
>They're not attacking
>One of them attempts to point some kind of readout equipment at you
>Excalibur lowers that man's hand
>Especially since Susan is already raising her sword at him

>As they wait however
>With your minions ready to split bodies in twain
>A helicopter is slowly lowering toward the school


A: "Where am I?"
L: "In a memory."
A: "What...kind?"
>You spot shadow still looking out of the space window

A: "Edgeboy! This shit got any doors?"
Sh: "..."
>You rush to him
A: "Bruh. Even if you wanna kill me we can't do it while we're both in cliffhanger-land."

???: "Shadow?"
>A few gentle taps on the metal floor draw both you and Shadow's attention

cont
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>>2620350

>You turn
>To see a young girl
>In a blue and white dress

Sh: "Maria."

A: "Is this a flashback?"
>You say to Muscles
>He shrugs his side of you
>Shadow runs to her
>Then stops short
>She goes to hug him
>He holds out his hand to keep her back

Sh: "No...it's not real."
>She passes through him
M: "Shadow?"
>She ends up on the other side of him
>Eventually, she comes to a stop with her back to the hallway you came from

>Which is when a hand emerges from the darkness
>A sinewed
>Big
>Black
>Hand

M: "What's this?"
>From the darkness
>An embodiment of shadow emerges

???: "Eyyyy lil bih."

>His smile wide
>His lips full and wet with saliva
>His teeth perfect
>Even the one gold one

Sh: "Get your hands off her!"
>Shadow leaps
>Rolls into a ball
>Dashes!
>...Nothing
>He passes through like he was made of gas
>Bounces off the back wall somewhere in the dark
>Then lands beside you

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Sh: "Who is that? He's NOT from my memories."
>You swallow
>Put on your hardest Grep face

A: "I know who that is."
L: "You're so salacious. Do you know that?"

>Shadow already looks pissed
>Maria looks scared
>Even moreso as the tall, dark skinned stranger steps aside
>To be joined by eight more exact clones of himself

>The one closest to Maria clicks his tongue as he examines her from behind
???: "Not bad. Fera lil' white biihch."
???: "She got sum lips."
???: "She smell gud too."

Shadow: "What is this!?"
>You know what this is

>It's an illusion
>An implanted Memory
>It's your attack
>That you are now inside of

>Just you
>Shadow
>Maria...and the Nine Black Guys you made to fuck her.

L: "This sort of magic is so personal. So encapsulating. A shame. For it to be the result of catastrophe..."

Sh: "Anonymous!"
>Shadow's fuming
>His eyes are nearly white with how much his pupils have shrunk
Sh: "Stop this!"

L: "So personal, in fact."

M: "Shadow?"
Sh: "STOP!"

L: "You'll have to find some common ground. For you to get out."


SESSION END!

https://youtu.be/41qC3w3UUkU

NEXT SESSION!
SATURDAY!
7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!


Stay blesst
Love, Quest
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>>2620356

I regret this so much
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>>2620356
>>2620356

Twitter for times and updates (along with bonus memes)

https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest


If you like the quest, and want input on the art commissions here is the tip bucket

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620

I cannot wait to see you again.

Stop lying to them.

Oh, hush you.

bless
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>>2620356
Oh god we are such bastards
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I just wanted to punch his soul out.
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>>2620356
Every day we stray further from god.
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>>2620356
L: "You'll have to find some common ground. For you to get out."

Looks like negotiationfags might get a chance to have Shadow on our side
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>>2620380

There is no God here today, only me
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Can we please stop memeing now?
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>>2620356
This is the B E S T possible outcome.
Prove me wrong.
Pro tip: You can't
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>>2620390
No.
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>>2620390
Absolutely not.
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>>2620390

We can't, literally

>>2620394

Well to be fair: it's far tamer than what I thought it would be
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>>2620356
>and the Nine Black Guys you made to fuck her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ8LJ_KxR7g Looks like Maria's really getting friendly with those -BLACK CREATURES-.
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>>2620390
>Can we please stop memeing now?
Where do you think you are?
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>>2620330
Have we ever given a shit about the feelings of the families of the people we reanimate? though I do personally thank your grandfather for his service
>>2620334
I'm not sure how well he'd be able to adapt his skills to a battlefield. Add in his lack of actual military training and how pure Justin is, I just don't think that would end up workibg too well.
>>2620341
Kind of? The Salem skeletons did, but Susan had some memory problems. I think we can assume it'd work fine though
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>>2620315
Yay
>>
I hope to god we're able to have a civil conversation with Shadow before shit gets out of hand. He just wants to go home/find Maria and we want him out of here. Plus we can totally bargain with him, tell him how Toffe stole our shit. Spin it like "oh he can bring you in, but can he send you back? If he said yes he's lying, cause it's MY spell. Help me, and I send you back to BEHIND that stupid goddamn door so you can save Maria"

Also, you know what'd be hilarious? The reactions of the black dudes as they fade away with every line of common ground we find. Like, we shake hands and their arms disappear.

>YOOOO NIGGA YO ARM NIGGA

So we bond over our common mistrust of people save for a few. Like Shadow has Maria and we have Jackie but we both are kinda distrustful of everyone else... we're almost like a friendlier version of him really...

What else can we "bond" over with Shadow?
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>>2620642
Take this but expand on it. Open up with a common theme that the two might be able to agree on.
>"The world is a shitty place. Filled with takers who want nothing but to trample on your dreams and to corrupt and destroy all you hold dear. Who see you and all you care about as an obstacle at best, expendable fodder at worst. The motives between them may differ... for 'order' or 'progress', 'fate'... or maybe just straight up 'greed'... any number of justifications, they'll come. Who are you, Shadow? Are you a taker? Like them *head motion to the black figures*? Or are you a victim too? One whose had something dear taken from them? Who couldn't protect that which must be protected, or is striving to obtain the strength succeed in that endeavor?"
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>>2620642
>>2620902
Seconding these
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SESSION...

https://youtu.be/syvHkz6OhIg


START!


>You are Anon
>Man
>You got problems
>Not much money either
>At least, not in the grand scale of things
>There's a mole man who wants 200k from you
>To scan a steel coffin in your floating castle

>One of your best friends is super mad at you
>Not like you -did- anything to deserve it
>Stupid Janna
>Always telling you to back off
>Doesn't she know she NEEDS your help now and again!?

>Your gf is being hounded by a mysterious new girl
>Who's hotter than you
>More social
>Has nice, full lips a-
>No
>NO
>You don't need a hate boner right now

>You're already fighting off a regular one

BG: "Sheeeeit. You here to watch?"
>Because you're living out -somebody's- sexual fantasy
>It is not your own
BG2: "We like an audience, bruh."
Sh: "Get your hands. Off of her."

>Standing in a space station
>With a black and red rocket-boot hedgehog
>Watching 9 humongous black guys about to do SERIOUS PIPE WORK
>On what you -guess- is a 12ish 13ish 18 probably girl

>All 9 of them are 6'6"
>Have snaggled, Gold teeth that spell out the word "Fucc"
>Clones of one another, really

>You really just cut to the chase with your torturous porn images

>Non of this is "Real" Persay
>It's an experience you've created
>Forced into the mind of the aforementioned Shadow Edgehog

>One of your favorite moves to use against powerful adversaries
>Can't beat em?
>Sexually Assault them

>You miscalculated this attack however
>Or rather
>Were ignorant to how it would react with your opponents "Chaos Energy"
>Now you're BOTH in the sexually deviant hellscape you envisioned

>Only you can touch the world around you
>Shadow, for all his rage
Sh: "Maria! I'm coming!"
>He reaches for her
>They pass through one another like smoke around a tombstone

>He is still just a meme in a cage
Bg: "Naw, lil furry man."
>The original negro-damus smiles down
Bg: "I think das us."


What do?

CHARACTER SHEET

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit

ANNOUNCEMENT POST

>Leveling up has been quantified
>For every THREE stat increases
>You gain a level

THIS ADJUSTS ANON'S LEVEL TO 14 AND MUSCLES' LEVEL TO 10

>Other character adjustments coming soon.
>One more increase and you level up.
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>>2635885
Alright, to get out of here we need Shadow to let us out. I doubt he's just gonna do that though. So let's make a deal. Tell Shadow if we stop this rape scene he has to let us out.
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>>2635902
>>2635902
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>>2635906
im supporting the post
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>>2635885
Oh boy this’ll be fun
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>>2635902
This. When we end, remember him that we can do it again.
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>>2635885
Use the group attack version of Cruci-crush the niggers and have muscles grab the white girl.

Don't tell Shadow he need to let anon out. Don't let him know he is holding anon here.
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>>2635916
Seriously don't just trust the dude who was trying to kill anon.
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>>2635902
>"Shadow, magic got all fucked up. We need to find some common ground to get out of here. This shit we are seeing isnt real. Its a nightmare.

We both had shitty pasts that fucked us up and turned us into edgy assholes hut deep down we still have the capacity to care. We also have to let go of our pasts to move forward. We have to escape this place. Show me how you got out last time."
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>>2635885
>>2635916
This, make a bargin at the niglets instead, and offer the white girl as her pimp. But its a auction between them and the hedgehog. Try and make him give us his chaos powers
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>>2635885
>>2635902
>>2635934
I seriously doubt threatening Shadow is gonna work.
We need to get to an understanding with him if we want to be let out.

Figure out why he came to attack us.
Stall the BBC for as long as you can.
Shadow probably doesn't' know the logistics of the situation we're in.
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>>2635916
You know what? Yeah, this sounds better. Honestly I was already planning on grabbing Maria if he ended up trying to screw us over.
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>>2635885
Save this idea for later when we are jerking off.
For now try to come to terms with Shadow.
Try to slow down the bois while we talk to this edgelord.
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>>2635885
support >>2635916
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>>2635959
We aren't threatening him we're making a auction for some obvious jailbait to get fucked.
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>>2635916
Come on guys crush the blacks like your white imperialism.
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>>2635983
But Yellow isn't here right now
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>"So, did the ligger even say why he wanted me dead? Or did you jump as soon as he told you about lil miss pig-inna-blanket over there?"
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Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d10)

The votes

>Deal with Shadow
3 votes

>Hold the Cards
4 votes

>Stall for time, and figure out the Edgehog
2 votes
>You snap
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BG: "Ouwh SHEEIT!"

>Gravity DRAGS down on the gang of melanin enriched gentlement
>Their muscles bulge under the strain of their bodies suddenly becoming too much to hold up normally
>However
>Those very bodies are sinew incarnate

5 OF THE 9 GIGA BROTHAS PASS THEIR STRENGTH CHECK!

G3: "Fuck dis. We gots WHITE WIMMEN TO FUCK TO DEF!"
G2: "Til she die, Nigga? Daymn."
G4: "Naw."
>He puts his hand on her shoulder
G4: "Inna ear."
>She trembles, looking up at his slick shining teeth
G4: "Til she can't hear SHIT."


>The 4 that didn't pass don't get to express their banter
>WHACKCRACK
>SMACK
>WAP!
>They're crushed into the floor uncereminiously

ANON HAS DEAL 25 DAMAGE TO THOSE BOIS

A: "Time for the steal."
>Muscles de-bones himself
>Coiling out into a whip
A: "GIMME THE ROCK!"

ROLL DEX
THEN STRENGTH!
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2636057
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Rolled 13, 15 = 28 (2d20)

>>2636057
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Rolled 10, 17 = 27 (2d20)

>>2636057
Time to show them who the real giga nigga is
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Rolled 17, 7 = 24 (2d20)

>>2636057
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Rolled 19, 6 = 25 (2d20)

>>2636057
Let's GET IT
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2636057
Screwed up and only rolled one dice here is the second
>>2636061
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Rolled 1, 9 = 10 (2d20)

>>2636057
Rollan
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Rolled 13, 1 = 14 (2d20)

>>2636057
Lets her go!
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Rolled 11, 14 = 25 (2d20)

>>2636057
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Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d2)

>>2636057
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Rolled 8, 2 = 10 (2d20)

>>2636057
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Rolled 2, 11 = 13 (2d20)

>>2636057
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>>2636109
Fuck off
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>>2636109
Nice try, you can't fool me you chet.
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Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d20)

>>2636057
Whoops, did a dash instead of a 0
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>>2636090
>>2636105
>>2636109
STAPH!
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Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d20)

>>2636057
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Rolled 9, 7 = 16 (2d20)

>>2636057
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Rolled 2, 9 = 11 (2d20)

>>2636057
Nice
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Rolled 16, 18 = 34 (2d20)

>>2636057
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>>2636086
A split post like this one shall count for the original post.

Re rolling!
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>>2636090
>>2636090
Haha

wow

Serves you right.

>NAT 1 FOR THE DEX CHECK

>Ultimate
>Failure

>>2636086
>>2636086
Since was part of the >>2636061
post.

It is the winner.


>Nat 1 on dex
>19 on Strength


>You WAMJANGLE your dangle into the horde of black men
>Muscles is about to reach her wh-

>SLAP!
BG6: "Not in -my- house."
>He's slapped down
>Muscles looks at the man using the tips of his fingers
>Then SNAPS himself around two of them like an eel befor-

>SLAP!
G7: "Getdat weak shit outta here."
>Denied
>Denied

>He squares up with one of your adversaries
G2: "Oh I'mma fuck you too if you ain't careful, boi."

G4: "Crossemup!"
G9: "EXPOSE HIM! EXPOSE HIM!"

>Muscles goes for the girl
>He gets bodied
>He trips on his elbow, faceplanting into the ground
>Wack!

>The Giga Brothas scream and holler up and down the hall
>Some of them try to pin Muscles
>No
>Muscles will NOT be oppressed like this

A: "Muscles!"
>You drag backwards
>Your feet are slick on the floor of the space station
>Muscles feels your thoughts
>In turn, you can sense his
>White Power is real
>You just don't have any of it

>Muscles YANKS himself into the ceiling
>Tossing black men this way and that
>He's freed thanks to his immense PWOER
>Due to your bungling at the dex check however

G1: "Lookit dis dude."
>You are being flamed

Sh: "What are you doing?"
A: "Trying to stop them from culturally enriching your girl's ass."
>Shadow glares at the world around him
>Reaches for one of the doors
>He can't open it
>His hand goes through
Sh: "Am I...dead?"
>He looks at his gloved hand

Sh: "Why haven't I been re-activated?"

>A dull explosion rings in the back of your awareness

BG4: "Let's go somewhere moh private."
M: "Shadow. Shadow help me! I don't want to go anywhere with these people."
BG2: "What do you -mean- THESE people."
BG1: "She means us, Barracuda. Stop bein' so confrontational. Shit."


>Shadow if way off from figuring it all out
>You think your real body might be in danger soon

>You DID leave it out there in the real world, after all
>With the government agents
>Who were bringing in a chopper when you went comatose


What do?
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>>2636204
"shadow, shit is going down cause you were hurting my friends and innocent bystanders man, and now we are both trapped in your head while government spooks like the ones that experimented on you are about to get our bodies and make them into labrat bitches. We need to get out of here now!"
>>
Dis is a space station, in space. Its gotta have secuirty.

>Call the popo on a nigga
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>>2636204
Try to grab Maria again.
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>>2636204
>BG2: "What do you -mean- THESE people."
>BG1: "She means us, Barracuda. Stop bein' so confrontational. Shit."
Kekd

Try to WILL out of this dream.
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>>2636204
True to edit this false memory and erase the barracudas with this spell with the spell we cast to cause this. Have Muscles use CRUCI-CRUSH.
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>>2636204
Force your WILL on this reality
We can't escape on our own, but we can edit it i'm sure
You made it after all, summon some mind cops to deal with them while you talk it out with Shadow.
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>>2636204
WILL something up to stop them, then find common ground with Shadow. If we get him talking we can find SOMETHING.
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>>2636204
>save maria
>Explain to shadow.

God you stupid fucks.
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>>2636204
>>2636240
Adding: Ask Luna to have susan and the minions move Anon and Shadow out of danger and to safety.
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>>2636245
>>Explain to shadow.
>Explain shit to Shadow
>He'll now leave us trapped
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Your all retarded and you deserve whats going to happen to us.
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>>2636274
Says the dumb ass who wants to give Shadow an easy kill on us.
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The votes..

>Level with Shadow
1 vote

>WAKE UP
1 vote

>Try again
2 votes

>Get me outta here
1 vote

>Try to save her again
2 votes

>Call the police.white
3 votes

A: "Shadow."
Sh: "I need to stop this..."
>He's not listening
A: "Hey! Edgeman!"
>He closes his eyes
>He's thinking

>Some part of your brain tingles
>You shake it off
>Huh
>Your cough is gone in this dream
A: "Bruh. We gotta stop them."
Sh: "...I need to save Maria."
A: "Well, good luck faggot cause I'm the only one who can touch anything."
>You slap the nearby wall
>It sounds hollow

Sh: "No. I kicked that bolt."
>He looks down at his hands
Sh: "I have the power to erase all of this."
A: "Wh-"
Sh: "I am the ultimate life form. Designed to live forever. To fight forever."
>He rolls his neck
Sh: "Amnesia can be pretty useful. When you've seen and done too much to keep going."


>You have no idea what will happen if he trash bins this place

A: "You have no idea if you'll ever wake up again."
>You stammer out quickly
Sh: "True."
>He lowers his hands
Sh: "I'd rather die than let you desecrate Maria's memory."
>Shit
>That is the opposite of a de-escalation
A: "Look. I might be able t-"
>You groan
>Stamp your foot
A: "What do black guys fear? Commitment?"

G3: "Naw, man we're pretty committed to gettin' some pussy right nah."

A: "Fatherhood?"
G7: "Man, you racis."
A: "Fuck you!"
G9: "Get her dress off."
>Fuck

A: "1-2-3-4 I SUMMON YOU!"


ROLL WILL!

A: "SPACE PO-PO!"
Sh: "Securitrons."
A: "What?"
Sh: "We used synthetic guard bods with bio-form bodies in this place. If you're trying to alter my memories. Might be better to stay accurate."
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>2636317
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>2636317
WHOOP WHOOP
THAT'S THE SOUND OF LAW ENFORCEMENT
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2636317
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Rolled 1 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>2636317
Hello, police?
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2636317
>>2636333
My Child...
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Rolled 9 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>2636317
LETS GO ALLL GEORGE ZIMEMRMANS
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2636317
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>2636317
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2636317
It’ll all be fine
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2636317
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>>2636352
Oh thank God.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

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>>2636352
>>2636352

https://youtu.be/3Vo4aVSCzcM?list=PLE0DD6283FACC3C11

THE WINNER!

>18+18= 36!

>>2636333
-2
>Nice trips

>>2636335
-2

>You clench your fingers
>Grit your teeth
>You remember some of those blue-bodied bitches
>Those jiggly boi cunts
>You made this nightmare

Just like you made your joke of an existence.

>A tad blunt, don't you think?
>So
>You've decided to improve it

>Another explosion rocks your mind from the outside world

L: "Hurry."

A: "NNNNNRR!"
>Gold lightning splatters from your arms and chest
>Your hair floats into the air

Sh: "How are you doing this?"
A: "It's...magic."
>You throw out your mind's power
>Invisible arms of THE MACHINE that is your brain shatter against the walls
>Crumples the pipes
>At first steam emerges
>Then
>That steam becomes bio-goo
>Which forms up into a mass of tentacled bodies
>Topped with machine interfaces

A: "I ain't gotta explain shit."

ANON HAS SUMMONED 9 GUARD TYPES

They immediately attack you.

cont
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>>2636419
>PCHOO!
>Fricken lasers fire out of their FRICKEN HEADS!
>You jump
>One misses you totally
>Another grazes your cheek
>The others go for you with their tentacles
>Their slick
>Bullshit animated tentacles
>You're SNAPPED UP!
>SLAMMED
>SMASHED

>It's quite cartoonish
>ANON HAS TAKEN 7 damage
>Dream!ANon is at 73 HP

>You're snatched up however
A: "What the FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?"
Sh: "They can see you're an intruder."
A: "Well what about them!?"

>You point to the Gigas
G7: "Wudup."
M: "Stop! STOP, don't TOUCH ME!"
A: "What even ARE these things!?"
Sh: "They're replicated pieces of a creature called 'Chaos.'"
A: "Oh so they're Chaos?"
Sh: "Yes."
A: "So CONTROL them."
>Shadow considers himself for a moment

Sh: "Fine."

>His eyes glow
>He gets 26 total on his own WILL check
>The bots shudder
>Nearly collapse
>Their glowing eyes turn red
Sh: "Finally."

>The bots extricate themselves from you
>Point towards the Gigas

>They aren't strong on their own
>Still
>It looks like they're ready to get in there and fuck shit up
>Royal style


>HOW DO YOU ENTER THE FRAY!?
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>>2636421
Grab Maria while the Giga Nigga's are distracted by the Artificial Chaos
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>>2636421
cruci-crush the black dudes' balls
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>>2636436
This. The cast that debuff fire spell thing that I forgot the name of
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>>2636458
Hungering Flames.
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>>2636421
Grab the girl
Then GTFO
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>>2636436
support, along with casting hungering flames
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>>2636421
If maria in the grip of one black guy use hungering and grab her.

If in the grip of multiple CRUCI-CRUSH and grab her.
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>>2636436
Grab Maria.

Our loli who's actually 2 or three years younger than us now now.
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>>2636466
That's it, thanks dub man.
>>2636480
Yes, we must use fire to access white power properly, surprised Anon didn't get that into his head from all the clan members on 4chan
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>>2636421
Is Maria in the grip of one black guy or do all of them have there hands on her?
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>>2636421
>>2636436
This
Let's hope our Dex holds this time
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>>2636421
Secure the package and AoE. Suggest shadow to rush in their to save the girl. The memory of her is important to him, right?! So go protect. Once she's out of harms way, we can use Dark Star without concern.
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>>2636594
>Suggest shadow to rush in their to save the girl.
He literally can't interact with anything in here at all.
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>>2636421
>Lets just leave please shadow.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>2636517
>>2636517

Three gentlemen have her in their grip. The rest surround her.

https://youtu.be/SeAAi7jWOl8?list=RDMMmOzO12BYK8w

>You've never been a hero
>Even now
>This gentle figure
>Maria
>She's a symbol more than anything
>Of purity
>Of love, lost
>Shit
>You've already lost love
>Already seen people ripped to shreds
>Burned away
>Forgotten forever
>Or destroyed
>Mostly by you
>Now here you are finally saving someone...and it's someone who isn't real

Sh: "Go!"
>The gooey robots scream as they charge
Sh: "Kill these nightmares!"
>You snap your left hand down
>Your fingers -click-

https://youtu.be/AHRf27GPhQc
>Fire erupts across the body of one of the black guys holding Maria
BG: "UAh! What the FUCK!"
>He spits
>Bounces off the wall


>You're not charging
Sh: "What are you doing?"
A: "Waiting..."
>Muscles clenches his fingers
A: "For just...the right..."
>Blue tentacles crash against black flesh and torn wife-beaters

BG1: "AwCOMONE MAYNE. We just TRYNA FUCC!"
BG3: "Ah! IT'S BAH DOSE!"
BG6: "It's IN MAH ASS!"
>They're flounding
>Lost
>You see Maria's feet touch the floor

A: "Moment!"
>You throw yourself forward
>Assuming your ULTIMATE STEALTH TECHNIQUE

>Balancing on Muscles' hand
>With your entire ass poked up into the air


>T O T A L L Y I N C O N S P I C U O U S

ROLL DEX!
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Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2636630
SWOOCE!
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2636630
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2636630
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Rolled 9 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2636630
>>
Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2636630
please be great
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>2636630
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>>2636654
FUCK
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2636630
>>
>>2636654
It wasn't great.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2636630
>>
Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2636630
>>
paused until 10:30
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>2636630
Rolling to try and salvage this shitshow
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2636630
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2636630
I nap for a few minutes...
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2636630
Oh god, gotta go fast!
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>>2636654
>>2636654
...a 9.

>No +2s
>No -2s

>Just
>9

https://youtu.be/lnKeN9zIkoE

A: "CHARRRRRRGE!"
>Muscles' fingers whinny and kick like horses hooves
>HE CAREENS INTO THE BRAWL
>Scuttlin'

https://youtu.be/TudMykewh_I

>You grit and sweat
>As you glide beneath the notice of the first swinging blackman

>He had a 4
>You duck your head as his booted foot nearly breaks Muscles' pinky

>Another pair of combatants loom up ahead
>A chaos guard has the behemoth's neck in it's tentacles
>Slowly
>It turns his gaze to toward you
BG: "What the?"
>Before you're noticed! Quickly!"

A: "Left!"
>You hiss
>Muscles bootles his scoots off into a new group
>You barely escape the OTHER 4 on perception that one rolled
>The Chaos guard snaps his neck for getting distracted

>You are eyeball deep in black meat and blue goo
A: "I've fapped so many times to shit like this."
>You spot Maria's foot
>Then her armpit as she's tossed from one giant dark-skinned hand to the next
A: "SO Much shit like this."

>You Scoot onward
>Slipping behind a fighter who's bulging BACK muscles resemble a chiseled statue

>He got a 6

A: "Just a little further."
>You groan
>Muscles' wrist burns from the exertion of carrying your useless, HYOOMANy body
>The alien joints ache
>Yet you must go ON

>You dodge someone who's tied with your stealth score
>Who got a 9

A: "I got this. I GOT THIS!"
>You can see Maria's Ankle
>Almost there
>Almost free to snatch her
>To save her!
>To do something...simple
>Nice
>It's never that easy

>Whap!
>You've bumped directly into the groin-ish area of Black Guy number 8
Bg: "...fuck is yoo doin?"

>The one who got a 15 on his perception
A: "Being stealthy?"
Bg: "Stealth looks pretty gay."
A: "Ur Mom gay."
Bg: "What?"
A: "Ur Mom the BIG gay."
>He goes for his belt
Bg: "I'm gonna beat you to death with my BALLS!"

>SOMETHING DARK SWINGS FOR YOUR NOSE!

>15 total
>YOU DOOOOOODGE!

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>>2636987
>>2636987

>Pomf!
>Right into another black guy
BG:5 "Aight. So we done e'rrything we came here to do."
>He crunches one of the guardian's heads in his hands
BG5: "EXCEPT Get some pusseh."


>The fight is mostly over

>Only 4 guardians remain
>5 Black guys are still standing as well

>You hear machine gun fire in the distance
>Your mind aches
>Your teeth feel numb

A: "Mom. Mom, what's happening?"
L: "The aircraft has arrived."
>Damn
L: "It has turned the tide to the enemy."


>In the real world
>You can see it
>The Apache coming down toward yours and Shadow's comatose bodies
>The mounted gunner inside is giving it all he's got

>Skeltons are being shredded into bone dust
>Metal bits and dark magic crackle from their spines as they explode
>Susan barely manages to get into cover behind the toppled desk
>An agent throws a grenade her way

>She catches it
Su: "Nevaw again!"

>26 total on tossing that shit back at the Government

>You snap out of the vision long enough to realize where you are
>At the center of 5 bigga nibbas than you have ever considaed

>Right next to the girl

BG3: "Listen, man. Either WE'RE fuckin."
>A different one finishes his sentence
BG4: "Or I'm fuckin."
>The remaining 5 speak simultaneously
BG: "Dass up to you."


What do?
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>>2636992
Fuckit, go base form giga muscles and beat the shit outta these giga niggas.
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>>2636992
Offer to be the little girl
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>>2636992
>>2636998
mother fucker caught me off guard enough to want to support this madness
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>>2636992
>Be rock hard.
>Say in your most bishy voice
>"I have a girlfriend"
>Giga muscles nut punch
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>>2636992
Anon and Muscles CRUCI-CRUSH does dicks.
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>>2636992
>>2636996
Supporting this
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>>2636992
Can we WILL up a DIFFERENT girl and make a trade?
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Giga muscles has a charge time s it might not be the best decision
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>>2636992
Changing from:
>>2637010
to:
>>2636996
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>>2636996
mabye we can stall for time by telling them to wait/do banter fusing into a attractive grill perhaps? if it's possible lets to that
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>>2636992
inversion and walk out with her in our arms
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>>2637044
Canceling out my vote her to do this instead:
>>2637055
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>>2637050
changing to
>>2637058
instead, probably a faster way of getting out of this mess
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>>2637055
Supporting this idea
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>>2637055
>Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
>This is a better plan.
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>>2637011
Switching
>>2637055
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>>2636992
>>2637055
hm. This sounds decent
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>>2636996
>>2637011
>>2637044
Fusing with Muscles thakes ONe turn to complete the transformation.

During which we're completely exposed to attacks.

And we're right in the middle of the brawl.
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>>2637055
Support this.
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>You lunge
>Not for a throat
>Not for a dick to snap off and feed to someone
>This has all been so strange
>So different
>Why?

BG3: "GeddisASS!"
>Blows rain down
>You're used to this
>You grab Maria
>Clench your teeth as the black guy holding her snaps for your fingers
>He barely misses
>You're bleeding from your ear
>That's not unusual either
>Why
>Why is this so different?

M: "Please."
>The girl holds you
M: "Don't let them get to Shadow."
>Oh
>That's why

>INVERSION SHIELD ACTIVATES

https://youtu.be/IvVr2uks0C8

>You're protecting someone
>Fists rain down
>Elbows
>Teeth
>Knees
>All clammor against your magical barrier

>None succeed
>Even a leaping punch
>That CRUNCHES the bubble of solitude down to your nose
>All it does it bounce off of your shield's power

>THE GIGA BOIS LAND 3 SHOTS
>THE SHIELD IS NOW AT 9 HITS

>You stride out of them dark sea of hateful strikes
>The girl in your arms
>Your heartbeat feels like a 10 ton weight dropping into your stomach over and over
>Your legs barely move but still
>You inch onward
>To the drumbeat sound of fists slamming and kicks rocking
>You see Shadow
>Observing you from afar
>Unimpressed
>Yet not totally in disregard for your power
>As you head for him, as you and Maria get clear of the center of the goons
>He raises a finger
>The Chaos bots react immediately
>Rushing against your foes they get cut down somewhat quickly
>Except one
>Who blasts a hole through his opponent's face
>The other three are cut down

>Only 4 of the great giga nibbas remain
>You are safe enough
>Inside your oppressively tight shield
>You have the girl
>She's ok
>You're protecting someone
>...you're actually pretty good at it.

A: "Shadow."
>She glances back to you, seeming to want to glare the remaining black guy phantoms to deah
A: "Why did Toffee want you to kill me?"
Sh: "..."
A: "Pls respond. This shield makes me want to kill myself even more than usual."
Sh: "I know you caused this dream. I just can't figure out why you've helped me."
A: "...I-"
Sh: "If you're so strong. Why bother? Why not try to destroy this place? Or Maria? Or force yourself to wake up?"

>Well, for one you have no idea if that's even possible
Sh: "Why did you save her? After I tried to destroy you?"

>Well?
Why?
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>>2637147
>Do I need one?
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>>2637147
Cuz I need you to get me outta here.
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>>2637156
support
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>>2637147
"Because I am trying to fix my mistakes and I'm trying to be better than I am.

I didn't want to fight you man. I'm just a kid, but I'm going to better. We should leave this mistake. Things are getting bad outside and I am not in the mood for causing more pain and death today.

I'm sorry, my bad."
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>>2637147
"two reasons; We both are about to become lab rats to a bunch of spooks if we don't get out, and the fact that its basic fucking decency to not let children get raped by black cocks"
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>>2637158
also tell him that your reason for becoming this strong was to protect those who care about you/people who you care about, something similar to that
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>>2637147
>Im a depraved lunatic not heartless.
>"two reasons; We both are about to become lab rats to a bunch of spooks if we don't get out, and the fact that its basic fucking decency to not let children get raped by black cocks"
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>>2637147
She didn't do anything to me. So, why wouldn't I help her?
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>>2637147
>I became strong so that NO one could control me.
>I wanted to help her.
>So I did.
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>>2637162
Support
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>>2637162
FUCKING THIS
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>>2637147
>>2637171
Adding:

I don't go looking to hurt people. I hurt the people who hurt me or threatening the people I care about and try to keep people from getting caught up in all this. Now we've got to go. Those guy we were in the room with are trying to hurt my friend and get to us.
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>>2637147
>>2637152
This
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>>2637191
This is good.
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>>2637162
Supporting
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>>2637147
>>2637162
>Sh: "Why did you save her? After I tried to destroy you?"
I realized I don't like NTR as much as I thought at the beginning of this quest.
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>>2637207
>Liking NTR
Toffee did nothing wrong
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>>2637207
>Not liking NTR
Pussyniggas go and stay go
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>>2637207
>I realized I don't like NTR as much as I thought at the beginning of this quest.
This is more honest than any of the posts before it.
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>>2637147
adding:
I also refuse to be like the skull lord
to:
>>2637171
>>2637191
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>>2637207
this too
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>>2637286
>Implying this is anything like Skull Lord, at all.
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So some of our spells are psionic and not magic. Does that mean that those spells can't be cast with the wand do to them not being magic? If so which spells are the psionic ones?
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>>2637481
due*
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>>2637481
All of our spells are magic, that's why they're spells.
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HOPEFULLY WE GET OUT OF THIS NOW AND WHEN WE DO WE NEED TO USE OUR MAGICAL SCREAMING TO STOP THE FIGHT SUSAN PICKED WITH THE MIB AND WE NEED TO HEAL THEIR WOUNDED AS AN ACT OF GOOD FAITH TO OPEN NEGOTIATIONS
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The votes...

>We need each other
3 votes

>Cause I need you to help me
2 votes

>I do what I want
3 votes

She's innocent
1 vote

Because I have to be better than this.
4 votes

>Anonymous
What a fantastic lie.

>You stand there
>Your breath
>Ragged
>This shield spell
>It's always so smothering
>So heavy
>So...numb

A: "I've got...so many bullshit lines I could feed you right now."

https://youtu.be/JGeqXPxKL9I

>Your arm aches
>You don't care
>You want to put down Maria
>You don't
>You need her to be safe
>Because of what you need from the talking hedgeboi before you
>You also...want more?
>You've helped others
>Your methods were always insanely destructive
>This different
>Your body
>Your power
>Isn't being used to just kill
>You're a shield
>You're also

A: "I could crack a joke. I could say I don't need any of this. Or we need each other or some shit. Cause we do...I always need -somebody- ."

>Sad
>You look shadow in the face

A: "You need me not to hurt you."
Sh: "No."
>He points at Maria
A: "Ah. You need me not to hurt -her-..."
>You roll your jaw a bit
A: "That's not too much to ask. Not from me."
BG6: "CHECK YOURSELF, FOO!"
>One of the black guys dropkicks your shield
>Just another drop in the bucket
>You are a very deep bucket

cont
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>>2637514
>>2637514

A: "I don't want to hurt anybody like this. Not anymore. I've seen what kind of people just shit all over whatever they think will push them higher by squatting on it."
>You cock your head back towards the gang of deeply shaded professional negroids
A: "I go for cheap shots. I spit. I kick. I bite. I do whatever it takes to win. To kill back before someone kills me. You wanted to kill me but..."
>You feel the fists keep raining down
>Your breath comes so slow
>Your fear isn't just dead
>So is your joy
>Your jokes
>Yet your anger
>It finds a way
>It always finds a way

A: "I'm better than this. I can be even better than good shit I -have- done...and no matter how much the universe jumps the shark. I'll KEEP being better than it. Than you. Or the ligger. Or even my own shithead moves."
Sh: "Is the world your enemy?"
A: "At this point."
>You smirk
>It's hollow
A: "It better hope the fuck not."
Sh: "What are you going to do when we get out of here?"
A: "Pull some government agents SPINES out of their assholes. You?"
>Shadow smirks

Sh: "Decide wether or not to kill you."
A: "Fair enough."

>SHRRRRIIIIIIP!

>Your eyes snap open
>In the real world now
>Your breath is full of charcoal
>Gravel
>Dust
>You swallow

A: "Fuck. There goes another tooth."
>There's a hand on you
>You follow it to an arm
>Bullets are soaring all around you
>Yet you can clearly make out the face of a pallid, sunken cheeked man hanging onto you
>You notice his badge
>His suit
>Oh yeah
>Bitchmeat

A: " https://youtu.be/3Njvr6-OVao "
>Muscles SNAPS his damn neck like a sexually aggressive python
>He's not even dead
>He's more useful to you with his blood pumping

>As you slowly stand you can make out the carnage
>It's a close fight
>Skeletons however are being ground down into flour
>GI's are sliding down from the chopper

>The big guns are just too much
>You're awake, Anonymous
>Free from the dream at last

>Bones lay all around you
>Your friends are barely escaping the shrapnel and fire

>Susan has been backed into a corner
>By two rifle armed GIs
>Grass smells fills the air
>As a lawn covered behemoth rushes over

>The GIs get 6 total and 11 total on their awareness checks
>Bow gets 12 and 22 on his stealth
>CRUANCH!

GI: "AAH! Ah what the FUCK! SIR! Sir, Please advise!"
>The first one he gets he nearly swallows whole
>Guns
>Body armor
>All of it
>There is an outright bald spot covering his flank
>Exposed skin ripples with barely covered muscle
>He is hungry
>CRUNCH!
>The second one he steps on
>Then begins to pull apart
>Limb by limb

S: "G'boi..."

>More are coming
>The big gun is slowly chewing through your body wall of skeletons
>You are awake, Anon
>Wide awake...and you are losing.

SESSION END!
Next Session TOMORROW!

7:00pm US CENTRAL TIME!
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>>2637523
>>2637523

ANONYMOUS HAS LOST 50 SKELETONS IN THIS FIGHT

>Susan and Bow however

GI4: "Put your hands up!"
At: "HEHHHH!"
>That government man gets attacked by an Opossum
>Your Opossum
>Who has leaped out of Bow's thinning foliage to gnaw his face mask
>As he struggles
>Susan watches for a moment
>Then carefully breaks off a leg to the desk
>Aims
>Then stabs him repeatedly
>As he goes down
>Bow comes over

GI3: "Ahhh! AH MAKE IT STO-"
>Bites his head off
Su: "Why do youw suck so muchsh?"
B: "Bork!"
Su: "Don't tawk wiff yow mouf fuw. Wude!"

>They seem to be alright

Stay Blesst
Love, Quest
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>>2637530
how many skellies do we own now?
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>>2637544
170. I think.
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>>2637530
>CALL FOR PARLAY AND CEASEFIRE!
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>>2637530
>>2637572
I'll support this, cause contrarian opinions are healthy.
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>>2637572
Ceasefire.

And or leave.

They dont have anything we want. While we have MANY cards.
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>>2637530
Cruci-Crush the Helicopter and raise any dead soldiers. Have the freshly risen prime grenades and charge at their former comrades.
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So running is clearly not an option right now. Our base is compromised because everyone thought it be a good idea to shout its location at the top of our lungs. If we go back to THE HOLE they'll just follow us there. Not only that, but there's a tracking device in there. If we go somewhere else they'll just raid our base while we sit around. undesirable, especially when our base also has the source of all our magic and also technically it's our mom. So yeah, running can't be a thing.

And we're on low health, so I think trying to diplomance would be a really really bad idea considering the last time we tried that we wasted a turn and lost 20HP. We currently have ten, so I don't wanna take the risk.

First course of action should be to use our skeletons to get our HP back to a managable level. Whatever amount from howmany skeletons, it doesn't matter. 1HP from 75 skeletons, quarter until we're full, fully drain them until we're full, doesn't matter. Use them to heal us so we can get into the fight and ward off these guys before they kill our entire army.
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>>2637530
We can always bring them back later right? Also, could we just keep a piece of them for safekeeping? And if they entire body is destroyed, but we bring them back from this piece and reconstruct the body, can we bring them back again later from the new body or only from this piece?
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>>2638220
We have the wand we don't need pieces.
>Still in favor of noping the fuck out.
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>>2637530
>Mindscream at the Gi's, Cruci Crush the copter, and tell them to behave or be killed on the spot
>Call the Fury reject.
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>>2638574
Fury Reject is on the floor with a broken neck.
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>>2638757
Ah, very good then, I thought it was biker wannabe.
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>>2637530
>ANONYMOUS HAS LOST 50 SKELETONS TO THIS FIGHT
Y'know, how many GI's have been lost to this fight? Cuz they've still likely got all their equipment and everything... maybe it's time to go back to Anonymous' basics and raise them to bolster our own forces. Not only that, but seeing their dead comrades rise up and fight against them, with the same firepower they themselves are wielding, maybe it'll also have a demoralizing impact
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>>2638985
Yeah, let's do this.
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SESSION START!

https://youtu.be/3-cGll_PC04

>You are Anonymous

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit

>Prince of a dead world
>Which is pretty lively, at times
>Ruler of forgotten and resurrected things
>Who certainly don't know how to stay down

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit

>50 Skeletons have been destroyed today
>In this battle between your forces
>...and those of a shadowy government organization
>They claimed they found you with a tracking device you scavenged off one of their operatives
>They even seemed like they wanted to just talk
>Then someone interrupted
>An invader sent to kill you from another universe
>The battle was intense
>Led to you being briefly incapacitated

>BRAKAKAKAKAKAKA
>Which apparently made the Spooks forgo their plans to chit-chat in order to seize a golden opportunity
>Snatching you up to figure out your magic powers

>You're currently in the center of a huge mass of BONES
>All your forces came charging to protect you when they sensed your imminent danger
>170 skeletons are crammed into this tiny classroom
>With one exterior wall blown off
>Along with the roof
>Which is where the Spook's chopper came in and started unloading chain-gun rounds


Su: "Anown!"
>Susan
>One of your trusted allies
>A general in your army
>She was undead once
>Just like the minions around you clawing at the soldiers that try to reach your once helpless body

>You're still quite low on health

ANONYMOUS IS AT 10HP

>Your face feels like burnt toast
>Probably from the explosion you ate to the face earlier

Su: "I'm comin! Don't passh out!"

>Susan leaps onto the back of her current chosen mount
B: "BARK!"
>Bow
>Your swamp drake
>The Bull Sized puppy of a lizard behemoth covered in grass
>They try to make for you

>BRRRRAAEKEKEKEKEK!
>Bullets keep them pinned
>Bow bucks and kicks backward away from the spray
>Susan barely manages to hang on

>There is a living man wrapped in the coils of your mutant right hand
>A helicopter blasting your bone bois to bits
>A small team of elite soldiers led by an officer known as Agent EX-calibur

>Welcome to war

What do?
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>>2640140
OK! Great! We need to heal before we do ANYTHING! Because if we try to do any thing now, run/diplomance/fight/give up we're gonna die if we get hit once. So we should focus on at least getting our HP back up to at minimum half health. So we have two options, either A take some HP from our troops, whatever amount it doesn't matter, until we get our desired amount. Or B: Rez up some MiB dudes who have fallen and take THEIR HP.

Personally I'm for the latter, but feel free to vote for whatever you want. I don't care so long as we get healed before trying anything.
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>>2640140
Cruci-Crush the Helicopter and raise any dead soldiers. Have the dead soldiers prime grenades and charge at their former comrades.
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>>2640140
SUMMON A WALL OF BONES FROM THE FALLEN BOYS TO GIVE YOU SOME BREATHING SPACE

MAGICAL SCREAM "PARLEY, THIS IS A SCHOOL!" And have a boy go out with a white flag to stop the bullets
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>>2640140
Too many losses.
Fall back Regroup.


DARK STAR that Helicopter to buy us some time.

Retreat back into the Portal to The Hole.
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>>2640140
>CALL FOR PARLAY AND CEASEFIRE!
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>>2640140
Cruci-Crush the Helicopter's gun with muscles and use blood for blood to heal from the skeletons.

The helicopter could crash onto Anon's troops and cause more to be lost focus on disarming them.
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>>2640177
support
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>>2640177
Don't destroy the boys, but get enough to heal.
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>>2640160
>>2640176
We're in the middle of a firefight getting hammered by a helicopter chaingun, grenades and infantry. Now is not the time for diplomacy.
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>>2640140

Let's get healing in, raise the dead soldiers to suicide bomb the others, and Darkstar the helicopter

>>2640158
>>2640160
>>2640165
>>2640176

Considering we're at 10hp, how about we heal?
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>>2640165
No wait.
DARK STAR would send projectiles everywhere after the explosion and harm us or other.

CruciCrush MIGHT be safer.
MIGHT

We definely need to fall back into The Hole and close the Scissored portal.


CONTACT WONDIE THROUGH LUNA AND MAKE SURE HE GETS RID OF WHATEVEE TRACKED US HERE
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>>2640233
At this point the tracker doesn't matter, ten minutes of searching and they're going to find THE HOLE.
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>>2640177
>NVwr2h8K
Sure! I'll support this! Because it involves healing! And I really want to heal so that way if we fail at whatever it is we wanna do (cruci-crushing the helicopter sounds like a good idea) we won't die in one hit!
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>>2640233

Yeah may as well do it

>>2640242

It wouldn't hurt to still do it, a just in case
>>
If we continue to fight we will die.
We are suppressed, if we run we die.
The MIB is reacting to the threat level we pose. Increasing aggression will cause them to elevate in response.
Stopping the violence is paramount to survival.
Noone near us has enough HP to get us to a point where we can tank any hits.

Sheild might be the only thing that might help but we have 50 skeletons worth of bone to use. Make a sheild and call for ceasefire.

At the worst it will just buy us time. We need to stop them from blowing up a school with all our friends in it.
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>>2640262
This is more like it.
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>>2640262
Our friends aren't in the shcool anymore! We literally evacuated all of them into THE HOLE.
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>>2640140
>>2640160
>>2640176
bring back the NAP

ceasefire pls
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>>2640262

Ah fuck it, let's do it. If they say no then we kill them, simple as that
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>>2640316
How about we heal first! That way if they say no they can't just one shot us!
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>>2640140
Supporting this >>2640231. Heal with one cast, Raise dead / Suicide Attack/Bomb with the other cast.
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>>2640330

I didn't say that we should swap this for healing. We do healing, we ask for ceasefire while under protection, and if they say fuck off then we murder them with crucicrush.

Simple
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>>2640140
changing my vote from:
>>2640177
to:
>>2640176
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>>2640140
Considering the sheer amount of bones... I wonder if we still have any control over them at all... A moving barricade/wall-of-bones to bring our forces closer to melee without encurring ranged attacks would certainly be in a ourfavor, following the removal of the chaingun from the equation...
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>As the bullets come raining down
>You spot the gunner
>Pointing that big fucking gun down on your men
>You can see agent EX
>He's on some form of communicator
>He doesn't appear to be getting through to whoever he's hailing

>You need to get out of here
>To regroup
>Heal
>Is this what's been waiting for you?
>No
>This isn't a real war

A: "These are just men."
>At the sound of your voice several skeletons turn to check on you
>They kneel and hiss and clatter their teeth toward your wounds

>You plunge your hand down into the dry, chiming bones beneath you
>Digging furiously until you find it
>Your Wand
>Which you hand to Muscles
>He fuses the intrument into his body, contorting alien ropeish fibers around the smooth brass
>He raises his hand at the gunner
>Channeling your power and his own
>Muscles Casts CRUCICRUSH

A: "Men Break."

>The air around the gunner ripples
>He doesn't know what's happening before it's too late
>A nearby soldier backing him up with suppressing rifle fire turns just in time
>CRAUNCH!
>To see his torso collapse downward
>With his knees broken backward
>His bones jut up into and out of his ribs
>His body becomes a spatter of guts and fluid

Gunner: "A-"
>He gurgles
>Looks upward
>Without even being aware of his wounds
>He screams

MUSCLES HAS DEALT 18 DAMAGE

>The poor bastard is still alive

>Muscles has a slightly less negative view of magic after that
>Still
>he prefers killing with his MEAT
>You prefer a hard bone
>Or two
>Or a couple of hundred of them

>You need
>To build
>A wall


ROLL WILL TO FORM THIS MEDIUM ABOMINATION OF BONE
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Rolled 16 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>2640428
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Rolled 15 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2640428

I COME
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2640428
>SCREAM FOR PARLEY
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2640428
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Rolled 20 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>2640428
OK, we were dumb and didn't heal this turn. We should really rectify that by healing the next so that way if this plan doesn't work out we don't get killed in one hit.
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Rolled 9 + 17 (1d20 + 17)

>>2640428
BUILD
THAT
WALL
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Rolled 7 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>2640428
MAKE MEWMUS GREAT AGAIN!
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2640428
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>2640428
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2640428
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2640428
Bah
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2640428
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>2640451
>>2640451

>25

>>2640439
+2

>27

The DC for a medium Abomination is 30

Good thing you're at 10hp.
>Far below %25 of your health

WHICH MEANS YOU GET ADV ON RAISING THE DEAD

Great idea, yes?
Glad I thought of it.

Bless.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2640428
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>>2640435
>>2640435

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


>TWENTY
>EIGHT

>>2640439
+2

>You lucky fucking friends of mine.

https://youtu.be/2O4YXW-GmGI


>THE BONES RISE AT YOUR COMMAND
>The fuse
>Reshape
>Contort and link together like chiming bricks
>The mass cannot move
>It cannot speak
>It is merely a wall
>Possessed of the soul of the fallen

>Certain bones jut outward like pyre spikes
>Even more form into an odd symbol
>An eye
>Unblinking
>With pink cinders in it's depths

>The Skeletons near you somewhat calm themselves
>You can feel them still blocking any soldiers from getting to your sanctuary

>One soldier opens fire regardless
>A few bullets get through but nothing too severe

THE HALL HAS 36 HP
IT HAS RESISTANCE TO PIERCING DAMAGE

>You clear your throat

A: "ATTENTION. ASSHOLES!"
>The soldiers don't stop yet
A: "I SAID! ATTENTION. ASSHOLES."

>Still nothing

L: "Darling."
A: "Yes?"

L: "Grander."


>These soldiers need a big gesture to get that you're no longer to be fucked with

What do?
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>>2640554
Mind scream Giga Muscles form. He should be enough of a presence.
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>>2640554
Massacre Wave the helicopter? Seems sufficiently flashy.
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>>2640554
>Become the Giga Muscles
>roar
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zhJljblPcY
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>>2640565
Supporting
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>>2640554

Giga Muscles and mindscream. Good combo
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>>2640554
One with nothing giga muscles
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>>2640565
this, but mindscream/shout 'YOU VIOLATED THE NAP", and try to make that phrase superimposed on itself to the max
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>>2640554
>SCREAM "BACK THE FUCK UP. EXCALICUNT CEASE FIRE! PARLEY HAS BEEN CALLED!"

Cast mutiple dark stars in the sky and scr
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Exo Muscles sounds cooler. Giga Muscles is anime trash.
Prove me wrong.
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>>2640634
I'd support. Flies off the tongue for me easier.
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>>2640554
If the intention is to Parlay/Demand discussions/Return of NAP, as the rest of the pacifist anons seem to be advocating, giant massacre wave into the sky (parting the clouds/etc.) seems like the most effective way to show off sheer power without directly increasing tensions.
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>>2640634
Support
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>>2640648
Nah, lets make their brains bleed by calling the faggots. They might think we can only shoot it off one time or just a few. Brain damage? That sticks.
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>>2640634

Mega Muscles
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>>2640634
Not supporting. anime trash is fine and Sky Flutterby is our waifu.
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>>2640668
Nah, fuck that. Custom waifu superior.
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>>2640668

>Sky Flutterby

And here I thought Starnon supporters had shit taste
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>>2640634
supporting, anime trash a shit
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>>2640554
Loud musclesy boy.
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I just call it Spellfusion because its fusions based around our spells
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https://youtu.be/OZ_6FfBVvBY


S5: "Fire Fire Fire!"

>The assailants continue to come for you
>They descend to assault everything you've built
>Your little kingdom
>Lightyears ahead of where you began
>When did it all start to seem so small?
>The skeletons you pillaged
>The souls you raised back from nothingness
>They give their new lives just to see you preserved
>They don't deserve this

>18 for the opposition
>Bullets rain down
>Shattering bones
>Crushing more skeletons into lifeless powder and scrap metal


Ex: "Commander! COMMANDER I REPEAT! Prometheus has-"
C: "FIRE!"

>Bullets careen around you
>As you
>EVOLVE

>You can see through your skeleton's eyes in moments like these
>Know their movements and push their decisions
>You know what they must do
>They must
>Be
>UnYIELDING

>A mouth splits open
>With the Iron nails that killed it's owner gleaming as the sun breaks through the clouds
>A holy light
>Shining from the deepest darkness

IN: "NEVER! NEVER! NEVER SHALL WE GIVE IN! FIGHT! FIGHT FOR HIM! FIGHT FOR HE WHO GIVES US STRENGTH! WHATEVER POWER YOU POSSESS! OUR MASTER'S HEART WILL DROWN IT IN A SEA OF FIRE AND BLOOD!"

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>>2640874


>The others dig in their heels
>Slash with their metal dipped claws
>Gnash
>Snarl

>A solider goes to shatter another one with his gun

>SHRUNK!
>His arm is removed
>As without the gunner
B: "BAWOOOOO!!!"
>Susan and Bow are Free

Su: "COME GET SHOME!"

>As your body becomes covered in slime riddled tentacles
>As your mind galvanizes
>This power
>It comes not just from your hate for the world
>You don't care so much about it
>This place
>The people in it
>You care about this
>About the love you've built
>About your friends
>Your world
>Your life
>The rest
>Don't deserve any less
>Than Utter
>Annihilation

https://youtu.be/7esYi0k4rSU

>Your forces made it out with a 19
>You however
>You don't need to roll at all
>There's no one here with this power
>No one with this strength!

>Or this love.


Ex: "CEASE FIRE! I AM TELLING YOU TO STOP! PROMETHEUS HA-"

>The Skeletons move just before your attack

Ex: "Awakened."

A: " https://youtu.be/bbWJEqgDR7I "
>THE BONES EXPLODE AWAY FROM YOU
>YOUR BODY ERUPTS FROM THE DARKNESS
>GLEAMING
>WEAPONIZED
>AVATAR OF YOUR DEFIANCE


SCREAM UNTO THE HEAVENS
FOR GOD SHALL NOT GO UNJUDGED

>The Helicopter pilot rolls to escape your blast

>21
>Not
>High
>ENOUGH

>SHKRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>THE CHOPPER IS SENT FLYING BACKWARDS
>IT CAREENS INTO THE SCHOOL ROOF BEHIND IT
>IT FLIPS
>ROLLS

>KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Ex: "..."

ExoNon: "Fuck. Off. My Dick."
>Your voice sounds like 10 cigarette cartons in a dump truck engine

>The troops have stopped fighting

What do?
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>>2640878
>"It seems to me that there has been a fundamental misunderstanding regarding just what you think you can do to me, meat."
>"I didn't start this fight, don't make me finish it."
>"Leave me and mine alone."
>"Or I'll find you."
>"And hurt you."
>"Forever."
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>>2640878

Tell them that we want a goddamn ceasefire
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>>2640878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha8suMeyGSA
Say exactly this.
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>>2640878
Pretty much >>2640903
But mostly, >>2640910
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>>2640878
>POINT AT EXCALIBUR
"STOP BLOWING HOLES IN ME BOIS!"
"YOU WANTED TO TALK, LET US TALK."
"THIS IS MY SCHOOL ASSHOLE, FALSE FLAG SOMEWHERE ELSE"
"FETCH THE HELMET BUT HOLD IT FAST"

Pull up two chairs, open the Helmet, and gesture to Excalibur.

"You must excuse my knight, she gets excitable when I am threatened. Hedgehog is handled, magic is a real bitch. So, hello. I'm Anonymous Mcmoot. This is my mom. The fuck you want. My life is busy. "
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>>2640878
What do you want?
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>>2640878
"EVERY. TIME. Every time you bastards come here you fuck things up! How many more innocent people have to die before you realize its not worth it to come here? How many times have you lost good men and women to your dumb ass missions? If you EVER want to have me even CONSIDER talking to me, leave right now and promise to never come after me again! Now fuck off you turd sucking sorry excuses of maggots that dared to slither out of your mother's rotting hole of a vagina!"
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>>2640936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF_PFiwi-0w
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>>2640936

I support this here, he is my nigman
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>>2640878
You wanted to talky talky lets talky talky.
>Or ill make sure to finish you off this time.
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>>2640878
Supporting >>2640932 . Telling them to just fuck off, try again later is great theatrics, but just invites another encounter like this one.
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>>2640878
Changing my vote from:
>>2640935
to:
>>2640903
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>You're always mad
>Even when you're not
>You're mad about SOMETHING
>This tho
>This?

ExoNon: "This was O'er the FOOKIN' line."
>Agent Calibur is still poised to board the helicopter that is no longer there
>Without that backup
>He is just the leader of a small band of a half dozen spec-ops troops and two spooks

>Bow snarls at him from the corner
>Susan pats him gently
>Some crickets fly out of his turf as a result

A: "I have sent your fucclads back in body doggy bags SO many fucking times. Who in the SHIT runs your operations?"
Ex: "Higher powers."
A: "Well get a stepladder. Climb on up to cheeseheaded FAGGOT land and TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF!"
Ex: "Done."
A: "AN NEVER COME THE FUCK BACK HERE AFTER ME AGAIN!"

>The rubble quakes as you scream again
>Your voice is so weak yet
>Still
>It's like thunder in this form

>The Skeleton with Iron nails reaches for your shoulder
IN: "Master. Your wounds."
A: "You wanna negotiate? Fuck you. My terms are fuck you. I want you to FUCK yourself. My presented proposal is for YOU AND ALL FUCKERS RELATED TO YOU TO GO SOMEWHERE TO -get- FUCKED!"

Ex: "...Done. We want our operative back. It's all we came to do."
A: "He attacked me. His meat is MINE!"
Ex: "Against our orders. EmC2 was part of an experimental branch."
>He smiles
Ex: "A failed one. Evidently."

cont
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>>2641069
>>2641069

>You go to move for him
>Your knee shakes
>You are still on your last legs
>One of the soldiers regrouping toward Agent Ex notices
>He fingers his trigger
>You see it
>Susan sees it


>BANG!

...

>Ex Shot him
>Shot his ass dead
Ex: "Now that the detractors are out of the room."
>He adjusts his tie
Ex: "We ceasefire and suspend operations relating to your capture or the harassment of your followers. You return Agent MC2 and his equipment. I think we can all agree this has been..."

>The chopper behind him crackles as the fuel tank catches light
>Then BLASTS fire out onto the courtyard
>Steam hits the air as well
>Fuck
>It hit the pool

Ex: "A disaster."
Sh: "It certainly has."
>Your head snaps to the side
A: "Shadow."
>The hedgehog approaches from where he fell
>No longer in super-form
>He doesn't appear to be holding anything on him
>No weapons
>Then again what would he do with a fucking gun?
Sh: "Anonymous."

>A tense air surrounds you
>Mexican standoff doesn't describe it
>More like a Mordor style Conference meeting
>One guy can call in nukes
>Two of them ARE nukes

>The silence doesn't last however

W: "I bELIEF!"
MC2: "ACk! Get! GEDDOF ME!"
W: "Zis man. Iz zeh topic of conversation, him?"
A: "Wondervon?"

>The Moleman himself
>He has MC2
>In some kind of extendo-claw leash
>He's turning blue

W: "I found him tryink to escape."
>Wonderboi doesn't look to good
>His ears are bleeding partly
W: "He attempted a psionic assault when he realized he'd be had but..."
>Wondervon smiles
W: "I've mine waysh."
>Olson emerges from THE HOLE
>He has to slide down it like a kiddy attraction

O: "Daddy and me SMASHED that bad man."
W: "Indeet."
>MC2 is trying his best to speak

>You can almost hear him screaming in your head as well
>He can't quite get there
>He's concussed


All the players are here.
The stage set.

Su: "Can I keep dish?"
>Susan is holding up one of the soldier's heads she removed
Su: "Or at leasht just deh Earw? I want it ash a neckwace."

What do?
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>>2641071
>" Fuckit, fine. You get your operative back. But my knight here gets her necklace."
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>>2641071

Fuck, give EMC2 some credit. What a badass. Lets get some goodwill going with some healing. B4B on the healthy mooks to patch up the wounded.

>"Excalibur, your man wasn't a failure. Psionics are difficult. He was a strong operative. Patch him up and get him some obedience training and he will be fine.

>I care about this world and people in it. If you and yours do as well then I am open to further talks, but my patience for tricks is minimal. It is highly likely that both of our groups has much to offer the other.

>Call me, if you fell like coming onto my turf again. Bring me your wounded and some volunteers. You have good men, let me allow you to keep some.
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>>2641071
"Take him. And the gear. But this is the last warning. I have friends from another dimension. If you ever come after me or my peers again, i will literaly make you go trought Hell."

"Also the blonde chick and her boytoy? They are mine. Stay the fuck away from them;."
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>>2641071

>"You get your agent, my knight gets her necklace, and you give me a means to know that you're not gonna immediately break this ceasefire the moment it gets to your benefit."
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>>2641071
>"Fine. You can have him. But every body here is mine. You cost me skeletons, now you foot the fucking bill."
>"Also, Ex? You and me and gonna chat from time to time. I want to be able to contact you. Maybe you help me, I help you, shit like that."
>"Shadow? Where are we on this? Cause that fucking suited lizard FUCK will never give you what you want. So what comes next?"
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>>2641096

>also warn Excalibur. "There is something psionically strong here. I am hunting it. Be aware.

Additionally, the Lizard. Toffee. He is possibly behind the incursions from fictional worlds. I am hunting him as well. I would...distance yourself from him.

>To shadow

"Hey man. Welcome back. I would fucking bail.
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>>2641071
ASK QUESTIONS

THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL MOMENT TO GET INFO AND WE CAN'T LE IT GO TO NOTHING


Why is MC2 so important to them? Remember you Can MIND READ to Discover if people lie.
Use your power to get the info you need.


Don't let them get MC2 for nothing either. What can they give us of equal value to make this a fair transaction?
Those grenades and those anti-magic tech and those net launchers look interesting.

Is there anything they can offer us that'd make us believe that any form of ceasefire would even be temporary, and that we're not getting fucked in this deal?


GET INFO

AS MUCH AS YOU CAN

USE MIND READ TO SCRY YOUR ADVERSARY'S MIND IF POSSIBLE
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>>2641112

ALSO THIS, THIS IS QUITE IMPORTANT
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LASTLY

>" ONE MORE REQUEST. A FAVOR. I would appreciate some mineral rich land. Consider it a goodwill gesture. I understand your organization favors...secrecy of the paranormal. I need resources. Feel free to keep an eye on it.
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>>2641071
Supporting >>2641112 , >>2641107 , >>2641101 . They all make sense.
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>>2641112
>>2641107
>>2641101
>>2641098
>>2641097
>>2641096
>>2641075
>>2641071
>>2641127
Don't trust anything they say without veryfying first.

Ex said they were going only to talk and the first thing they tried once we were KOed was to snatch us up

ANY sort of TRUCE would only be temporary, and you can trust they'd brake it the first opportunity they see.

>>2641128
Land is nothing they really can offer us really, and if they do you can be sure that they are sure to monitor it 100% since they know we'd be operating there.
Either way we don't need it.

We can Scissor up a portal to some uncharted land in Mewni, Mewmus, or Mars, The dark side of the Moon, the asteroid belt, some alien planet and we can mine plenty minerals there without anyone getting in our way using undeads.
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>>2641137
I agree with literally everything you're saying and support you 100%. Especially the mining thing. We got the entire solar system, the entire universe of untapped land. And this joker wants to get some from the dudes who will betray us the second they see the chance. No thanks.
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>>2641071
Ask questions and use mind reading. Don't just agree.

Why should I believe you'll hold to the ceasefire?
If he's a failure then why do you want him back?
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>Warn Excalibur about our reading his mind. Mental intrusion can be considered a hostile act. Tell him that his acceptance is an act of trust and we will not probe deeper.
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>>2641071

>>2641137
Ay, cut Ex some slack; at least he's trying his damnedest to take a more reasonable approach of diplomacy. It's just the rest are fucking retards that can't comprehend moralfaggotry properly.

But otherwise, yeah, supporting mind read.
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>>2641168
this too: >>2641166
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>>2641071
Supporting:
>>2641137
in addition to what I wrote here:
>>2641144
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>>2641168
>Ay, cut Ex some slack
Heh. The guy was probably the one that gave the order to apprehend us in the first place when we got KOd.
He just knows when he's at a disadvantage.

You can trust him he's gonna try his damnest for his team to have the best hand at any times.
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>>2641144
>>2641172
That's a horrible idea.
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>>2641166

Are you fucking forgetting the point of mind-reading? Don't warn him, the reason we're using mind-reading is that we gotta figure out if he's lying or not IN SECRET
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>>2641166
How about we don't do that because it ruins the whole point of mind reading.
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>>2641166
That is dumb. really really dumb.
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>>2641187
>>2641193
Seconding this... Ex has got to have a complete dossier on us, and mind-reading has got to be one of the higher up items on that list. Any conversation he has on us, he likely already expects his mind to be read. Likely has some additional training or whatever to try and resist, too...
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Hey work's got Quest, he'll be back in 30 minutes
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>>2641071
>>2641112 , >>2641107 , >>2641101 .

These are good. Tell him you want to read his mind, and will allow the same.
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Oh, also use raise dead with muscles and see what happens.
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Why tell them about the mind reading?
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>>2641268
>>2641166
>Tell him you want to read his mind, and will allow the same.
Pff

No?

Absolutely don't tell him. No reason to let him into out mind either.

This guys is for certain WAY smarter than Anon is, we need to use any advantage we got against him.

Don't try to sympathize with this guy. He was on the first encounter we had with these Expy-SCP, and was the one that led the operation to capture us.

This is a mission report posted by Quest on the Discord, right after the first encounter with the MiB during Season 1.
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>>2641275
Because he is incredibly likely to notice it when we do it.
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>>2641268

Don't tell him about the mind-reading what's so fucking hard to understand about that? Telling them about it is fucking stupid
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>>2641293
NO HE WON'T.
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>>2641299
>>2641294
>>2641289
Its not a big deal either way. So calm down?
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>>2641071
Adding don't tell them about mind reading for fucks sake to whatever my vote is now.
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>>2641299
>>2641294
>>2641300
>>2641301
He probably WILL realize. However, there's no reason for us to tell him if we can exploit his lack of knowledge about it for as long as we can.

We are also sure to know when he realizes cause he needs to think about it for him to know it, and then we'll know as well.
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Can we at least?
>Compliment Wonderbread on his nice work?
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>>2641344

We can do that
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>>2641344
Sure. I'd save it for after this though, but he has done some good work.
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>>2641344
Do that too.

How did he made that claw even?
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>>2641344
This gains my most support
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>Your brain has gone through some permutations over the last year
>Or more, you suppose
>You -were- in a hyperbolic time dimension for a little while after all

>When you started you were nervous
>Passionate but...rash
>Destructive, of course
>Shit
>You're still destructive
>The thing is, you've come to understand a few things
>One of them being to never tip your hand
>To never shy from ripping an asshole open

>To take whatever you can
>To never leave behind any scrap that could help you grow

>Your panting slows
>The tension begins to ease
A: "How long do we have?"
Ex: "A minute."
>Excalibur shugs as he looks off to the side
Ex: "85 seconds knowing out evac and blackout teams."

A: "Then let's keep it to the damn point."
>You snap
>Skeletons move with the speed and coordination only WILL dominated servants and precise clockwork can provide

>Wreckage is stacked into a garbage conference table
>Desks dismantled to make chairs
>Yours is highest

IN: "My lord."
>Iron Nails kicks a couple of other skeletons and forms them into a staircase for you to reach the seat

>You shrug off this latest form
>It's useful
>It gets fuckers away from you
>You feel
>Better
>After a good scream

>You sit on your trash throne
>Look down at Excalibur as his men flank him and sit on either side of him

>You look to Shadow
A: "These kind of guys usually wanna-"
>He's gone
>A trail of burnt concrete is left where his rocket boots blasted himn away

A: "I pity anybody that gets in his way."
Ex: "Do you?"
>You scoff
A: "No, faggot. Now listen here."


>You snap
>...
>Nothing happens
W: "I'm zorry did you mean m-"
A: "Yes! Bring the psychic cunt over here!"
>Stupid useless not-psionically dominated minions
W: "Very well. Ungrateful blinkingk demi-gotts."
A: "Hey..."
>You look to the Moleman through your laced fingers
A: "Good job."
W: "..."
A: "Einstein's tough. Smart too."
>Wondervon looks...grateful
>Gassed even
W: "Not nearly shmart enough to ezkape me."
>You grin
A: "Where the hell did that arm come from?"
W: "Vell, I alvays stick to zeh needs ven I zet up shop."
>Wondervon presents a bashfull, corn yellow grin
W: "I need to reach zhelves."
Ex: "Gentlemen. Tick tock."

>Wondervon does as he's told
>Dragging MC2 to the table and pinning his neck

A: "Why do you want him back?"
>You can read minds
>The questions you have you know you'll get the answer to if you pry hard enough

L: "That could kill someone with enough pressure."
A: "I figured."
>Luna's chuckle reverberates in your head


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>>2641538

https://youtu.be/2lqdErI9uss

Ex: "He represents a large investment. It's why he thought he could get away with his bold behavior in the first place."
>You read no lie
>You can even sense his life force
>Even
>Cold
>Unperturbed
>Soundslegit

A: "Why the hell should I believe any kind of fuck-niggatry you promise?"
Ex: "..."
A: "Well?"
Ex: "Would you like the equipment and bodies this little encursion has caused."

>Fuck
>You do
>You snarl, displeased at being read so easily

A: "I was going to take those anyways."
Ex: "These men have families. They expect remains. To bury."
A: "I didn't send them to die. Besides."
>Muscles rolls his fingers against your chair
>He grinds some of the metal off into shavings

A: "I've got more of a use for bodies than you."
Ex: "It's unconscionable."
>His voice is so flat while he says it
>You open his head

>Steel
>You literally just see metal in his head
A: "What's that?"
Ex: "It means my morals won't allow it."

>You're not smarter than him
>You know it
>You're a beast
>Not a tactician

L: "We could certainly acquire one."

>Still
>You're good at finding weak points
>You focus on one of his men instead
A: "Boi."
???: "Bwah!"
>She jumps
>Cowers for a half second
>She's terrified mostly
>Not focused
>...she also doesn't know a damn thing about Ex
>Not enough to call him out

A: "...I want the gear. I also want that head."
>You point to Susan who's already gnawing the ear off
Ex: "You keep the head and we keep the anti-magical device."
A: "Fuck you."
Ex: "If this takes too long the extract team will re-collect everything."
A: "Gimme the ear."
Ex: "Deal. You can keep the anti-thaum device then."

A: "Now."
Ex: "..."
A: "Proof."

>Ex reaches into his jacket
>A sound like a revving train engine fills the room
>As Olson stands uncomfortably close to him on one side
>His eyes white and burning
>With Bow on the other side
>His mouth agape and slick with drool
>Ex's mind doesn't even flinch
>You try to look inside

>A blade's honed edge is all you
>Without a hint of fabrication
>He draws out...
>A pen

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>>2641543

Ex: "Do you have...something to write on?"
A: "Wha- Uhh no? Boys?"
>The skeletons search their non-existant pockets

Su: "I gotsh a napkin!"
A: "AH. Thank fuck, thank you Suan."
Su: "Howld on. Gotta get dish numbuh off."
>She removes piece of the scrap paper
>Hands it to Ex

Ex: "Thank you."
>He clicks the pen
>Writes down an address
>Then a phrase

>He simply holds it up
>Iron Nails comes down the table to take it
>Susan gets it first
>He sees her coming and bows, letting her approach you

>She's so tall she barely needs to reach up to you
Su: "Hewe."
A: "Who's number was that?"
Su: "Wouwdn't yew wike to know? Bidnessh fiwst."
>Sheeit

>You look over the napkin
>Not impressed

1963 Kennedy street

P E R C I V A L
L A M O R A K

>Fuck is this?
A: "Yeah."
Ex: "Pardon?"
A: "I said fuck is this?"
>You did?

Ex: "It's our location."
A: "A forward base?"
Ex: "No. Primary. The west coast Honor Guard in Los Angeles."
>He smirks
Ex: "Now you know where we live."
>Susan looks from him to you
>Her brow furrowed
>This shit is beyond her
>She's a warrior
>She does not understand War
Su: "Why aren't we jusht killing dem?"

Ex: "...and if I can see the helmet."
>Wondervon looks to you
>You nod
>The helmet is passed through MANY SKELETONS
>To Excalibur
>He examines the helm
>Frowns

Ex: "It's been damaged."
>He opens a panel on the side
>Pushes a few odd softpanel buttons
>You can see him pull up cam footage of your fight the MC2
>He swipes it out
>He deletes it

Ex: "Now you know where we live...and we don't know where to find you."
>He closes the interface
>Stands up

cont
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>>2641551
>>2641551

Ex: "So, we have an accord?"
>He approaches MC2
>Who struggles harder against the collar
>Ex goes to put the helmet on
>Wondervon pulls him away
W: "Ahahahh..."
>He looks to you
W: "I found a zimilar device."
>He struggles with MC2 a bit
>He never stops grinning

L: "Gratitude. The hope of safety."
A: "What did I do to him?"
L: "Stroke his ego."


W: "In hish neck."
A: "Another tracker?"
Ex: "Hm. Seems that Central wanted some insurance."
>You read him
>Hard
>Honest metal once again
W: "I kan remove it."
Ex: "It would be extremely painful."
A: "For dude."

>You snap
>Several skeletons hold down the Psionic
>He attempts to fight free
>Wondervon pulls a trigger on his klaw
>SKKKRRRRRRR
>It electrocutes him into submission
>Ex pulls out his knife
>Slices a slightly uncomfortably deep gash in the back of MC2's neck
>Pulls out a pill the size of a grape

>He hands it to Olson
>Who crushes it without complaint

Ex: "Mr. Mcmoot."
A: "That's 'Your Highness' to you."
Ex: "Your grace."
>He slides the helmet on MC2
>Who's body goes limp after he whispers something into the ear-slot
W: "Dodgy."

>Wonder sneers at Ex as he heads for the courtyard
>His men following behind
Ex: "I suggest getting your people out asap."
A: "Why? We're better at fighting than you."
Ex: "Our deal stands but Central command won't honor it. As long as you stay low-key enough."
>He turns
Ex: "Your country is on your side."
>He clicks his pen again
>His whole group turn invisible as they head off
>MC2 as well
>After they're gone you can hear it
>A chopping
>A near-silent whirr
>The cleanup crew is coming in hot

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>>2641555

A: "...Get in the hole."
Su: "You heawd him! GET IN HISH HOLE!"

>The bodies are forfeit but the gear is free game
>4 Grenades
>6 assault rifles and SMGs
>A spook's handgun
>Communication watches
>Nice shoes and suits
>Your boys leave the bodies naked
>Susan likes her new ear

>As you head for the bathroom that contains your front gate
>Iron Nails approaches
>His hands clutched to his chest

IN: "My lord...something I've found. The furry one left it behind."
>He opens his palms to you
A: "Holy shit."

>A golden power ring floats in his palms
>As big a jumbo donut
>You reach for it
>It absorbs into you

https://youtu.be/Mh2GQmfN-AI

A: "Holy SHIT!"
>SHRRRRRRR
>You close the scissor portal quickly
>Just as the shadow of some kind of stealth chopper looms over the wreckage

A: "If this works the way I think it does..."

SESSION END!

https://youtu.be/Ltrt2ilQl_E

NEXT SESSION SATURDAY!
7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!

Until then, my friends...

>What will you do with the power ring?
>Bow's bald spot is growing
>As is his mean streak

WHAT DO YOU THINK MIND-SCREAM MUSCLES LOOKS LIKE?

>TEXT FROM ECHO CREEK HIGH ADMINISTRATIONS

ECH: Attention students. Due to a gas explosion near the auditorium classes and detention will be cancelled.

The dance tonight will be delayed until a new, suitable location can be found.

Stay safe, and please report any injuries to the school board's legal department at ECHlegal@earthlink.net
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>>2641561
>>2641561

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>You made the difference here today
>Still
>Your army kept you safe
>Accomplished more than they should have

L: "Wouldn't it be marvelous?"
A: "What?"
L: "If it were bigger."



Stay blesst
Love, Quest
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>>2641565

Yes. Yes it would be.
>Smile
>Looks at school children.
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>>2641568
Unless you have anything they desire above anything else, you're not generally those kids, pretty sure a lot of them hate anon, with good reason
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>>2641561

Bless Quest

>>2641576

>with good reason

You had me and then you lost me, try harder next time
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>>2641543
>>You're a beast
>>Not a tactician
>L: "We could certainly acquire one."

Oh yes we could. Which is why I think we should talk to Hek. She's been in tons of adventuring parties, and so long as we act like we aren't going after the universe hopping spell we can ask her for adventuring companions.
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>>2641565
Luna likes Excalibur.
Enough to imply hiring him.
Interesting.
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We really should do the War Planet sidequest.
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>>2641650

Ehhhh I don't think it's that
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>>2641650
>Enough to imply hiring him.
What? When? Where?
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We could get a tactician's soul at the war world
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>>2641561
I see MIND-SCREAM MUSCLES as being a biosuit cover completely in pulsating faces stuck in screaming expressions.
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>>2641561
>>2641565
>He slides the helmet on MC2
>Who's body goes limp after he whispers something into the ear-slot
W: "Dodgy."

I dont trust Ex one bit.
It seems MC2 Has been programmed to respond to verbal commands and cues (Would you kindly style), or that the helmet might be responsible for it on certain level. We dont know the extent of the progress these guys have made on psionics and other tech; they might just be able to directly pry his memories off of him without having to interrogate him using other psions.

Ex is also probably some sort of SCP himself from what the Report at >>2641289 implies. and a very charismatic and convincing one at that
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>>2641650
Nah dude. She saying we need someone to do that, not necessarily him.
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>>2641772
I'd say the most we can trust him on is honoring his end of this current deal. Outside of that, he's not trustworthy. What he is is an agent with brains rather than brawns. He knows he can't take us head on. Central Command most likely thought they were sending him in for a raid on our base to get MC2 back, but he decided to do things his way.

Basically, he's even less of an ally than Hekapoo is. And we trusted her, but she put her job first. Excalibur will do the same.
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>>2641655
Aw man... this just bumped up on the priority list a number of slots... thing is... do we really have a posse to try and take on their grand tournament... and not lose them in the process (OR, alternatively, ones willing to die for us on the condition that if they provide us a solid method to true-resurrect them if shit hits the fan while we're there)

>>2641772
Agreed. Also, based on >>2641289 's logs...
>Therefore... I saw no reason to believe he was an awakened [REDACTED] on any level. He would be undetectable already if that were the case.
But from EX's own uttered words in the last encounter...
>Ex: "CEASE FIRE! I AM TELLING YOU TO STOP! PROMETHEUS HA-"
>Ex:"Awakened."
... whatever that means? Awakened... to what?
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>>2644087
I think Susan's GREATLY proven herself recently. She's very capable in not dying. And Jackie kinda has to come, we promised to take her on more adventures so she could get stronger. Where else to get stronger than on WAR PLANET!

Also, I think he meant literally awakened. Cuz we wuz asleep.
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>>2644087
He just said we woke up from our power nap.
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>>2641561
Dammit... well, it was worth a shot...




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