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>You have a team of your friends trying to seek WAR PLANET's underbelly

>Another team trying to gain access to the highest levels
>Where the nobles live

>You are here
>You are Anonymous

>That announcer voice made the stone seats vibrate
>Oh-
>oh no wait
>That's the massage function
A: "WHoh my god..."

>Your two abominations
>DROOG
and
>JUMPING JACK
>Are your partners

>The other teams are minding their own busiess
>Except the one next to you
W: "Blasted thing's inoperable!"
>With the Walrus
>The Oyster
>and the Grey
W: "Zozeph. Give an aching old blub your seat, eh?"
Z: "Sir, Farthy my back still hurts from when you put me in the locker. I need the chair or I w-"
>BONK!
>The Walrus has slapped his grey companion with his club-like cane
W: "That's ARCH VICEROY MCDUFFLE to you, son."
Z: "Of course. I forgot what day it was."
W: "Quite."

>The Oyster is silent

What do?

CHARACTER SHEET
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd

ALLIES
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit#heading=h.noqk0yi97yv5


Rules

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit#heading=h.l6cv83fq0ajt

Heaven or Hell
Let's rock

>>2693323
Mingle with Mr Walrus man while we wait for an opening with Entropy/for his fight to end. See what kind of LORE we can squeeze out of him.

>>2693323
https://youtu.be/isxvXITTLLY Chant ancient german crusader songs about conquest just loud enough for the walrus dude to hear

>>2693323
Supporting:
>>2693331
Also, see if the Grey knows about the planetary destruction we learn of from the other grey.

>>2693331
>>2693345
>>2693368

These'll work greatly, also.

Mind read the other contenders

>>2693323
>>2693323
MIND READ THE SLAVES TO SEE WHICH ONES ARE MORE LIKELY TO WILLINGLY ALLY WITH US

Mind Read and Talk with ALL of the Teams in the Verdana for advise.
Mind Read that Radially Symetrical Ayy.

Mind Read Entropy so see if he ss3s any way we might help him

Status Report from Susan and Luna.

>>2693323
>>2693372
>>2693371
these

>>2693323
Adding support for:
>>2693371
to my vote here:
>>2693368

>>2693372
I would say to specify physically talking to them so Quest doesn't think you want to mentally talk with them. Make sure not to give away the mental abilities.

>>2693392
Sounds good. But the Radially Symettrical ayy has shown not to be able to talk but can still communicate telepathically.

>>2693392
>Physically talk to the slaves
>When they're in the arena
>And we're in the high VIP stands

>>2693399

Thankfully we got psionics

>>2693403
I don't want to talk to them. I'm advising not having mental conversations with people and giving away the ability to have mental communications.

>>2693323
Provide eye in the sky support for Entropy in his Blood Bath Battle via Mind Comms.

Adding support for this as an opener >>2693345 to a conversation to support >>2693331 .

>Read everyones mind.
>Ask Luna for advice.

>>2693447
>Ask Luna for advice.
This is never a bad choice.

>>2693323
Adding ask Luna for advice.
to:
>>2693368

>>2693321
>>2693463
Extra vote to reflect on the crude reality of life in WAR PLANET, the morality of skavery and the complexity of managing and ruling such a giantic place.

>>2693491

No, use it to contemplate the philosophical and existential questions of pissing on Glossy

>>2693491
supporting

Whenever someone dies do the Thanos Dab emote and tell anyone that asks that its "part of our culture and a sign of respect"

>>2693447
Watch the battles and crowd through Luna's eyes and listen to her commentary.

>ASK HER WHAT SHE PLANS TO DO WITH THE MISSING SPELLS WHEN WE GET THEM BACK

>>2693531
She's going to give them to us, obviously. And teach us how to use them.

>>2693531
Teach them to us, I’d assume.

>>2693538
>>2693541
JUST ASK HER! She had plans for those spells before. I want to know what she planned to do with them before fate ruined her universe.

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>You feel out onto the veranda
>It takes a bit of effort
>This place spans the entire rim of the arena
>Your WILL is heavily taxed by holding up your Abominations

>Droog especially
>He has so much...MASS
>Jack twitches and mumbles to himself even more than usual as your attention drifts away from controlling his posture
>He slouches against the snack table
>Which appears to be re-heating your provided food every few seconds


>As you look out to the others
>The lights in the arena turn pink
Ann: "KISS CAM!"

https://youtu.be/EzgGWt2gKjs?t=128

Ann: "Would numbers 10-9-4, 11-43, and 19065-C please COME ON DOWN!"
>The lights turn down onto the audience
>There's a riot of sorts
>People fighting one another for purchase
>The guards move in
>Stun gun several people

>As two individuals from the lower stands
>Along with one person from the box seats
>Get thrown down into the pit

>The cameras point down at them
>Reads off their names in digital script

XENOCH ANTIOCH Odds 17,985,201
Xe: "Wait! Wait, my ticket! My ticket's not discount!"

Ann: "Let's hear it for these BRAVE and -smart- shoppers ladies and gentlezims!"

>The crowd chants
C: "UNLEASH. THE BEAST. UNLEASH. THE BEAST. KISSKAM. KISS KAM! KISS KAM! KISS KAM!"
Ann: "THE BEAST OF ZORRRRRRR!!!"

>A purple, draconic thing is released from the lower portals
>It's body is covered in scorpion-like armor
>It has a two-barbed stinger on one end
>It charges, spreading it's orange membraned wings

>The three audience members flee
>The first screams "Marshasha I love y-"
>Before his legs are splattered to juice by the monster's teeth


>BUT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT
>You're here to WIN
>So first
>You spy

cont

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>>2693634
>>2693634

>The first team
>You can feel their presences immediately
>The WALRUS thinks highly of himself
>The Grey, is figuring out what name to call the Walrus to not get hit
Z: "I hope I ate enough sugar before this. I feel faint."
>The Oyster is contemplating the crude reality of life in WAR PLANET, the morality of skavery and the complexity of managing and ruling such a giantic place.
>It opens it's folding head and licks it's own shell
>Electric drool pools onto the ground
>He can't wait to stab someone with his spear, coated in it
>He also wishes his joints would loosen up

cont

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>>2693639
>>2693639

>THE NEXT TEAM
>Three misfits who ended up joining forces

>An eyeless creature, that lounges in a nearby shadow
>It's sensing everyone too
>It sees with some form of projected energy field

>The Mollusk Creature covered in Arms
>He perks up when you think at him
>Turns his fingers toward you
>You 'think' away before he connects

>The last is a lizard man
>Standing about seven feet tall
>He's attacking a training dummy
>Discussing strategy with the other two

H: "Names Horridus. You?"
X: "Xenowar."
>The mollusk folds his hands into the shape of a star
H: "Lonely star?"
>No
H: "Lone Star?"
>The hands nod
H: "You both psychic?"
X: "Neach."
H: "Hm...we being watched?"
>The mollusk points to you
>So you stop peeping before it starts a fight

cont

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>>2693643
>>2693643

>Down Below
>The last two crowd members head for the walls
>One tries to climb it with a set of suction cup feet
>They get electrocuted
>Their body resists it

Ann: "Ah ah ahh."
>The crowd pushes them back in
>The big spindly crab thing lands on it's back
>It can't get it'self righted
>It shrieks
>Sprays a pink foam from it's underbelly
>It's eyes weep blue blood
>The beast of Zor closes and while you can't see past it's massive back
>The high-light screens show the crab thing puking out young from it's mouth just before it's swallowed
>It's legs ripped clean off with talons the size of dogs
>Then the scittering soft-shelled children
>Get licked up off the dirt


TEAM 3
>The silent
>Stoic
>CENTAUR SHAPED MASS OF GOLDEN FIRE
>He doesn't even have team mates
>His mind is also keenly psionic
>It seems to occupy his entire body
>A promoter is talking to him

P: "Aight so, you're gonna need a name if you do this. Lone fighter. Unknown potential. It's gold."
???: "Yes. It is."
P: "Aight, these are nanites huh?"
???: "Yes."
P: "Ok so. Get ready for this..."
>The little gremlin ball backs up, rubbing his hands
>Then spreads them wide presenting his genius
P: "Nano-Taur!"
???: "...No."
P: "Well FUCK-CHEESE what's your idea then?"
???: "I will be nameless. It does not matter who I am."
P: "Nobody's allowed to go nameless."
???: "Then I am the Last Son."
P: "Son of who?"
???: "The last son of Andelus."
P: "Wait, what species did you say you was again?"
???: "I did not."
P: "Aight that'll be your TEAM name. You tho..."
>The promoter checks a box on his touch clip board
P: "You're fuckin' Nanotaur."

cont

>>2693634
>BUT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT
>You're here to WIN

I-I care a little...
That was.... ugh...

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>>2693654
>>2693654

TEAM 4
A: "Whoah..."

>BARELY A SENTIENT THOUGHT EXISTS WITHIN THIS BEAST
>IT'S LIMBS ARE MULTIFACETED AND RIGID
>IT'S HEAD IS A CARTILAGE DRILL
>It contemplates it's head a great deal
>With that body
>Shaped like a pterodactyl horse
>It's just wating
>Breathing
>Waiting
>Someone walks by with some chocolate swirl pounders
>Eating
>Waiting
>Breathing

>The other two are that Manta ray flying squirrel creature
>Who is hanging upside-down from the rafters
>A server comes by and asks if they want anything
>He lets go from the rafter and activates his side-jets
>Hovers down and lands
SS: "Uh, yeah put this on Septic Swooper. I have a credit card only is that fine?"
S: "Oh it's complimentary for fighters, hun."
SS: "I meant for the tip!"
S: "Oh! Oh haha we don't get tips when we work the veranda."
SS: "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry."
S: "It's fine. I'm an older hostess so I get the good gigs."
SS: "Well, you don't look it."
S: "Oh, stawp."
SS: "I mean it."
>Gross

>The last one is the cylinder
>The pickle shaped one with three limbs on his top and bottom
>With a helmet on either end of his body
>He's watching the arena
>Yet in his mind
>All you can see
>Is his wife and child



https://youtu.be/3KkfUTybEMg

Ann: "ohhhHHHAHHAH! THE GREAT BEAST OF ZORR HAS BEEN DEFEATED! Let's hear it for our new members of the Battle pits!"
>You whip back to the arena
>Whoah
>The thing's tail has been chainsawed off
>It's head is exploded
>Two black guys and a chubby lizard baby are headed back to some loading doors

A: "That was quick."

Ann: "NOW. IT'S TIME!"
Crowd: "BLOOD. BATH. BLOOD. BATH. BLOOD. BATH. BLOOD. BATH!"
Ann: "FOR GLORRRRRRRYYYYYYY!!"

>The slaves are being released into the arena
>Hundreds of them
>Mostly common folk
>Or Debtors
>Then
>Amongst them
>Rises a monolith

>The screen calls him by only one name
>GIRAFFE GUY
>You recognize him
>He used to be one of Ludo's Minions

cont

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>>2693662
>>2693662

Ann: "Slaves. You enter this arena as chattle...YOU WILL LEAVE. AS. CHAMPIONS!"

>An orbiting ring of weapons descends unto the borders of the battle arena
>All the slaves rush for them
>Except one
>Except Giraffe guy


>You can bet
>You can engage one of the teams
>The Promoter is here and asking
P: "Aye. You guys pick a team name yet?"

A: "Hey, Fatty."
>The Walrus looks toward you
W: "Don't talk to Zozeph that way, you mongrel."
>Zozeph is 100 pounds MAX
>You snap your fingers
>Whip out your phone for the backing track

A: " https://youtu.be/xT9lIH9VpBo "
>On the drum beats
>Jack slaps his two-handed Saw
>DROOG shakes his chains
>Both abominations mutter the lyrics as you filter them into their ears

>The Oyster is unaffected
>The Walrus finds it catchy
>Zozeph's eyes get gigantic as he seems to recognize you
>Or at least...
Z: "Oh my zorb...a human."

What do?

>>2693660
I'm glad you care, friend.
Somebody has to.

>>2693681
>Z: "Oh my zorb...a human."
MMmmmmm.... Debatable. Still, what's so surprising about a human?

>>2693681
"Bereite deine Schließmuskeln für den bevorstehenden Kampf vor!"

>>2693681
>Team "Traps Arent Gay"

Tell Walurs guy to fuck off, talk to the human.

>>2693681
>P: "Aye. You guys pick a team name yet?"
Oh, and: "Gold Team."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVIg16Q930g

>>2693681
Supporting:
>>2693714

>>2693662
WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT GIRAFFE GUY OR HIS CORSE SURVIVES
If we can get to him we can get him or his soul to interrogate it later.

Also we need to help Al / Entropy.
And well
I wish I we could help everyone else. But I really see no way how...
Any asvise, Luna?

>>2693689
If he really is a grey that means his species knows humans up clise and have visited Earth before

>>2693681
"How you handling the destruction of your planet?"

>>2693681
>Bet
Bet on Al/Entropy

>Giraffe Guy
Get a mind read on him. If he's there as a victim of circumstance, I say we attempt to work with him.. work out something via mind negotiations. Our eyes-in-the-sky aide in the Blood Bath like we're doing for Al in return for dirt on Ludo if he survives enough to get out of there. If he agrees, bet on him too.

>Team name
"Lulz Squad"?

>Conversation Engage
We seem to be going Walrus and Alien route for that, so might as well push forwards with that

>>2693810
mind negotiations.
No

I give Ark my vote!

>>2693681
Can we try collecting the souls of any of the slaves/ Combatants that die in the arena? Maybe if we focus?

>>2693832
We should do that AFTER the tournament.

>>2693835
It might be too late after that. Corpses might be disposed of or the souls lose their anchor to the bodies.

>>2693840
Find the place where they dump bodies.

>>2693832
Don't show off magic before entering the no magic fight.

>>2693828
>>2693703
Thanks m8.

>Adding Bet all of our money on us to win

>>2693846
This too.

>>2693848
We told luna to make bets. She is going to make the bets.

>>2693703
Their is no human except Anon.

>>2693681
>>2693703
>>2693848
voting

>>2693873
No, the only human here is Jackie.

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>The promoter creature gets a little impatient
>Especially since you did the entirety of Erika from memory
>His eyelash like frills shake

P: "What? The Musical Monsters? :b: autotune?"
A: "How did you pronounce :b: "
P: "Like that."
A: "Oh shit."
P: "Moronic Mutants. Got it."
A: "We are Gold Team."
>Droog SLAMS his chains in approval
P: "Fight names?"
>You point to yourself
>Then Jack
>The Droog
A: "Traps. Ain't. Gay."
>Droog turns his one eye to you
>Why, master?
>Why?

P: "Aight, cool. I'll send this up to the boys in media."

>That feminine voice returns
F: "Attention Champions. Betting may now commence."
A: "How do I bet on myself?"
W: "Yew don't. Unless you have Quatloos."
A: "Fuck is a squatloo? Do you poo in it?"
Z: "N-no."
A: "Well you fucking should. Designated head-ass."
Z: "Please stop shouting so much."
A: "Why aren't you passed out in a KKK uniform?"
Z: "I-I'm sorry?"
A: "Your race is on my planet. They commune with us and probe us anally."
>The Oyster turns to look at you now
A: "They said a 'Darkness' destroyed the Network and their homeworld. You know about that?"
>Zozeph looks to be a simply dressed man
>Other than the tubes from his wrist to the strange device he keeps on his hip
>He resembles a janitor
>Or a workman wearing a strapped one-piece
>As you describe to him what you've seen
>He begins to tear up

Z: "I'm an exile...I was gonna go home off our winnings."
A: "...Oh."
JJ: "Heh."
A: "NO!"
>You point at Jack
>He freezes
A: "Not even a giggle."

Dr: "Heh."
>Damnit

A: "How do I get Quatloos?"
W: "Well, you give money to a trusted ally. MMMfmfmm they convert the bits to Quatloos. God's currency. Here in War Planet."
>The oyster slurps in agreement
W: "Then. You can bet."

>You scissor
>Everyone stares
P: "Hoo, buddy..."
>Henry, the promoter takes a few blinking snapshots with a device in his eyes
>You produce a FAT SACK!
A: "What's my odds?"
>Henry looks down at his board
H: " 9006."

cont

>>2693681
Supporting:
>>2693689
for the conversation.

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>>2693952
>>2693952

>You scissor again
>Lesbian style
>Intimate even
>As you peek through the portal you see Jackie and Luna
>They're getting their feet done
>Via octopus massage
L: "Hello, Darling."
J: "I~ ca~nt feeeellll myyyyy soullllll~ "
A: "Mom. Bet on me. The Giraffe too."
L: "Of course."

>SHrrrip!

A: "Aight. That takes of th-"

>WHAM!

Crowd: "OOOHHhHHoho!"
>The Giraffe
>He's just standing in the center of the slaves
>Whenever one gets close to him at all
>He slams his ENTIRE HEAD AND NECK down into them
>Shattering their bodies
>Crushing bones
>One bounces up into the air
>He sees it through the tiny slats in his helm
>He swats them like a baseball into the stands

Ann: "OHO~! IT'S A BONUS VALUE ROUND!"
>The crowd gets sprayed with a bright red fluid
>Their eyes and gums bleed from it
>They turn on the rung-out gladiator
>They rip him to shreds

Ann: "This dismember-cam sponsored by Thunder-Munch."

>Giraffe guy stands tall and proud
>However
>A figure moves up behind him
>Wielding a rotatory-blade on the end of a spear
>He can't see him
>His ears are locked up in the helmet

A: "Oh FUGG! Loggid HEEM!"

what do?

>>2693681
>>2693832
Try and Mind Read Giraffe Guy to see how he got here. We might want to get him or his body to get Intel on Ludo's current state.

>>2693991
AW FUCK

Can we Mind Read to contact him and warn him?

Otherwise psionically pour trap porn onto his attacker's brain.

>>2693991
Telepath behind him, call him a faggot.

>>2693991
"Behind you."

>>2693991
>J: "I~ ca~nt feeeellll myyyyy soullllll~ "
You don't got one Jackolantern.

Find Entropy in all of this chaos, what's he doing? I think we lost track of him.

>>2693991
Support
>>2694006
>>2694007

>>2694007
>>2693991
supporting

>>2694005
Do not psionically pour trap porn onto his attacker's brain.

>>2693991
>PSIONICS ARENT MAGIC
>WARN THE GIRAFFE TO JUMP FORWARD NOW

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Rolled 2 + 20 (1d20 + 20)

>Your neurons burn as you take it all in
>The chaos
>The death

>There's a spider-slug dissolving a blue gnome in it's mouth

>A shelled Jellyfish monster using a chair to choke a Shark-Snake to death

>Somebody has a tooth brush
>A sharpened tooth brush
>There's a Koala family operating as a hive mind getting gutted one at a time by the guy with the tooth brush

>You have made your decision however
>You will take your place in this chaos
>Not only as an observer

A: "Hey, bih."
>The giraffe turns
>He can hear you
A: "6 oclock."

>He rolls Strength

Dice Related.

>>2694118
>He rolls STR
>It's +20
OK, I have a new proposal. Tell Luna to not bet on the Giraffe and let's let him die in the Bloodbath so we don't have to fucking face that shit later. Good god that's terrifying.

>>2694152
He isn't even the strongest.

>>2694118
bet on giraffe because like
>>2694159 says, he's not the strongest we'll be facing

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>>2694118
>>2694118

https://youtu.be/JNRCA1hbvQk?list=RDpNkQMtZAMAw&t=57

THE ATTACKER WAS USING A DEXTERITY MOVE
>STEALTH ATTACK

IT FACES GIRAFFE GUY'S STRENGTH ATTACK

>BRUTE POWER

THE ATTACKER GOT 19
GIRAFFE GUY GETS 22

WHAM!

>He shatters the pole where the rotary blade once sat

>WHAM!
>He smashes the lizard-like face
>WHACK! CRACK!
>SMMACK!

>Str trumps Dex
>Giraffe guy's helmet is a bright cherry of gore
>His neck and chest are covered in blue teeth and gum matter

>Droog can't wait to fight him
>Jack likes his skin


THE FIGHT GOES ON

>A cyborg speaker-bee and a Football headed pig go at it
>The Pig chokes the bee to death screaming the name of his father as he does it

>A creature with a hat made of flags uses a Jackhammer-sword to break all seven necks of a hydra-mermaid

>Jumping Jack is excited
>Droog wants to kill

>This is madness
>No rhyme or reason in the arena
>Yet all of it gets edited
>Posted
>With slick graphics and a beautiful soundtrack
>Above you
>On the 7000000 pixel screen

Ann: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PROVIDE TO THE BLOOD BAAAAAATH!"

>The fans
>The nobles too
>They throw things into the arena
>Weapons
>Chairs
>One lady throws her child
>The sensors approve it
>She gets %40 on her bet winnings for it

What do?

>>2694183
throw a noble into the arena

>>2694183
>Throw ourselves into the arena, specifically Giraffe guy, and turn into a tentacle whip for him.
If not allowed then this>>2694190

>>2694183
THROW WALRUS PRICK IN THE ARENA
HE INSULTED OUR ROYAL HONOR

>>2694183
>>2694213
LET THE WORLD FEAST ON WALRUS BLUBBER!

>>2694183
Open a portal to mewni and throw some of the native animals into the ring.

>>2694183
>>2694201
Specifically this guy>>2694213

>>2694183
>>2694190

>>2694213
MAKE THAT THIS GUY INSTEAD

>>2694183
>One lady throws her child
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MUST SUPPRESS NEED TO PROTECC

>Throw in a chair.

>>2694213
>ADDING SCISSOR PORTAL THE GREY OUT AND INTO OUR CASTLE. TELL THE BOYS TO TREAT HIM LIKE A GUEST/ COMFY PRISONER

>>2694183
>>2694213
>>2694222
>>2694229
>>2694235
Do not attack other Contestants on the Verdana.

Either way it's impossible since we're separated by a wall of glass or something.

>>2694183
We could try throwing in something to Help
Giraffe Guy.
If Ludo abandoned him WE COULD TRY becoming his sponsor to earn his loyalty.
I don't think he's a slave out of his own vlition after all.

We could throw some of our Undead to help him or
or.... we could try joining in ourselves... is that allowed?

>>2694245
Yeah. That's kinda fucked up.

>>2694251
Do not act against other Combatants on the Verdana.

>>2694183
Supporting >>2694213. Shits going off the charts, anyways. we'll blame it on blood lust.

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>>2694257
>>2694183
IMRPOVISE.

ADAPT.

OVERCOME.

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>>2694262
Learn everything we can about both allies and enemies in case we must protect or defeat the in any way possible.

>>2694257
I can agree with not attacking contestants. As that is a quick way to be banned and or killed.

>>2694257
Its not an attack, he told us to get out of of the way. We are oblging him by moving him away!

>>2694183
Chaning my vote from:
>>2694226
to Supporting:
>>2694257

>>2694257
This really is all a very good idea

>>2694284
>>2694272
>>2694270
>>2694268
>>2694257
We might prefer to hold ourselves from joining the fight ourselves in the chance of Joining Entropy's fight later, since we'd rather see him live than Giraffe Guy.

Could be preferable to send Some of our Undead or our Abominations to help Giraffe Guy and then join Entropy/Al in his fight against the experienced fighters.
We'd however waste our energy much more before fighting Loozar if we did that.

Might be better to just send a troop of Skeletons to help Giraffe.

>>2694183
>>2694260
Alright, swapping vote to >>2694257

THROW SOME FUNIONS

>>2694360
We have none of those
Neither does QuestBuy it seems.

>>2694374
... do you think our rivals saw how effective they were and cornered the market?

>side action
>think at the buffet to produce healing funyons and stuff our pockets full/ give them to jackie for help later.

>>2694391
Na. Main ingredient was gnome and they extinct now.

>>2694398
I don't think Funyons are in production anymore, since not even QuestbBuy had them.

>>2694432
We haven't been to quest buy in a while to find out

Ya if we can stuff our pockets with funions do it.

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THE VOTES

>Throw a fookin' chair
1 vote

>Throw yourself into the fray
4 votes

>Throw the Goddamn Walrus
4 votes

A tie, you say?
I love those.

A: "Oh! HOH-YEAH! YEAH, BABY!"

>The thrills
>The noise
>THE POWER
>You see that baby get tossed in
>ThePowerstops.png
>You're scowling
A: "What the..."
W: "JOLLEH Good ahaaha! Bring me more of that pop-ed shrimp bisquits would you?"
>The Feminine voice from the ceiling responds

"Of course, Duke Suddig."
W: "Myes, Excellent."
>He gets a bucket of fried stuffs
Z: "Don't you think it's a bad idea to go into this with a full stomach?"
>BONK!
W: "Food is fuel, Zozeph. If you understood cyombat in aneh way you'd be a great honking fellow like myself. Now sit your prodigiously minuscule thorax somewhere -not- within eating distance."

>Zozeph sits near your side
>You glance to Giraffe guy
>Back to the booth
>Giraffe guy
>Booth

>You see that fucking smug Walrus
>He's got an idea, hasn't he?
>Oh, ties

A: "HEY!"
>Anon's leaning off of the balcony
A: "GET THE CAMERAS, HEY!"
>You actually notice a screen has you for a moment
A: "Get a LOAD AH-THIS!"

>You jump over the railing between you and the team of Walrus, Oyster and Grey Ayyylimbo
>You grab the Shirt that belongs to the fat monster

>Anon yanks the shirt up, revealing a set of phat, dripping, dark brown and pink nippled titties
Ann: "WHOAHOWAH! HEY! GET THAT OUTTA HERE! THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW!"

>The crowd is disgusted
>Some are screaming WOO!
>Down below
>Anon's actions have provided a small opening

>Giraffe guy rolls 3d20s to see what weapons he can snag from the orbiting ring of death implements

>14
A serrated horned skull

>3
That person's child

>19
A helmet with a Rocket booster

>He snags it

>Meanwhile, up on the veranda

>The feminine voice comes back on your pod
"Attention, champion. Your actions have earned you a meritorial punishment."
A: "A what?"
>Your ribs
>Fucking Ow
>Anon's Dex roll was a 4
>He had adv for the Walrus being distracted
>Still
+1 is only 5

>Not enough to dodge being bear hugged by this tubby 9 foot behemoth

"Your winnings will now be docked by %40 until your actions have been corrected."

A: "SHSRIF..."
>You can't breaf
W: "Poor form, old bean."
>Seriously
>You can't BREAF

What do?

>>2694529
A: "Fuck! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Uncle!"

>>2694529
use that strength to launch him

>>2694529
I told you it was a fucking bad idea to attack others in the Verdana.

>>2694529
>THIS PLANET WILL BE MINE, WINNINGS MEAN NOTHING, ONLY BLOOD

>THE BLOOD FLOWS NOW

>CAST IMMOLATE ON FATTY
>DARK STAR THE BUFFET
>SCISSOR PORTAL OPEN AND SUMMON OUR BONE BOY ARMY
>DROOG AND JACK, GO

SNEAK ATTACK TABLE FLIP
RAISE THE DEAD AS THEY FALL
DARK STAR THE REST


WARPLANET IS OURS TONIGHT

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>>2694542
>>2694545
Whatever. Don't fucking do stupid shit like that again tho.

Go back to your Verdana. Does that count as correcting your actions?
Use PURE STR to break out of Walrus' sea-bear hug.

>>2694552
No, this is a terrible fucking idea. Not in the center of all of this when we'll get our ass kicked. Let's say we're sorry and not commit suicide like an absolute idiot.

>>2694552
Ark go fuck yourself.

>>2694552
Ark, shut the fuck up.

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>>2694529
failing my vote,
>>2694543
>>2694552


CHAAARGE

>>2694529
Supporting:
>>2694558

>>2694558
For the sake of unity, I'll support this if it didn't already count as supporting my original vote. I'd like to undo the stupidity we've committed right now.

>>2694562
>>2694567

Suck my dick faggots

>>2694558
support

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God I miss Janna.

It's been less than a day since we saw her and it already feels like a week, months even since we hanged out.

>>2694618
fuck off 667

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>>2694642
No.

Sabrina too.
I wonder that they're all doing right now while we babysit Giraffe Guy.

>>2694558
>>2694529
I'd also vote to Contact SUSAN and WONDERVON and see how they're doing.

>>2694648
>Contact SUSAN and WONDERVON and see how they're doing.
That is, a status report. See if they've found anything about Wondervon, his creations, tools
or WHERE ENTROPY/AL MIGHT BE.

>>2694529
Support for >>2694558 .

>Just leave and get a report from your friendos.
>Also call Janna.

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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>You struggle against the blubber
A: "Ok. So."
W: "Apologize to me, Ruffian."
>How is he this fat and also this fucking swole?
>You can feel his muscle contract beneath the tub
>It's like a barrel wrapped in dough

A: "Fuck off. This was a bad idea. Regret is for pussies."
W: "I could snap you."
>He clenches
A: "I could kill every motherfucker in this place."
>He smirks
>You think
>Hard to tell with the moustache
W: "You've won a -lot- of little fights, haven't you?"

>Droog moves closer
>Raises his chain-hammer
>Jack pulls out his saws
A: "Where the -fuck- are the guards and shit, now?"
W: "We're not interfering with the show."
>He turns you toward the crowd
W: "That."

>Most of the slaves are already dead or mortally wounded
>One gorilla-sloth is stabbed and trying to catch his breath on the sidelines
>A small sort of battery looking creature comes up shoves a trident into the wound
>Wiggles it all around once inside

>Giraffe guy uses his new Rocket helmet on what looks like neon-orange shrek
>It implodes his chest
>He throws up his heart

>A pair of armless birds are kicking each other in the shins
>Someone tosses them a boxing glove
>They team up out of spite and try to get in the stands

>A bear-Crocodile is slowly eating in the middle
>The creature in her hands has regeneration but it's slow and inefficient
P: "Stoph...gofs please please just st-"
>CRAWPMHCh
P: "AUUAAHHHH!"
>She looks down at the victim
>Watches the humanoid purple stick/cucumber try to swipe at her with spongey limbs
>She opens her mouth and lets one hit her in the nose
>CRUNCHFPHS
P: "UUAAAAAAAAhh Nohohoh! No. Please. I can't. We don't need to do th-"
>KEUMMPSHRKUK
W: "This is -everything- to them. What happens in here."
>He's definitely smiling now
>You can tell
>His mouth goes all the way to the back of his neck
W: "Is all up to -me-, old bean."

>You need an adult
A: "Susan."
Su: "Boss. We'we havin' a hard time down hewe. Deh's guawds eveywewe. Wondy got us caught."
A: "How?"
Su: "He knew deh way but the owd base is int-...inda...Buiwt in. It's buiwt INTO the city now. We found one of his owd wobots. He was wipped up and made to gwow hotdog fwuit."
A: "And?"
Su: "Wondy fuckin' bawwed wike a baby ovew it. Guawd sowt of dude came. I took em' out fwom behind wiffout him seeing me but mowe wiww pwobably come to shee what happened."

>Fuck

W: "Well? Anything to say?"
>The Walrus has put his spare flipper out
>Zozeph, the grey reaches into his pockets
>Puts a long, silver fork into the open "hand"
W: "Or shall I commence my edification?"

>The oyster licks it's shell


ROLL STRENGTH!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>2694775

Rolled 11 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>2694775

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>2694775

Rolled 16 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

Cant get any worse

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>2694775

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Rolled 2 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>2694775
As it seems, the Walrus is a big eater. Might it have REGENERATION out of it?
Better not to figure out out right now don't wanna lose a big chunk of our HP right before our fight.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2694775

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>>2694775
>>2694780
Apologize.

>>2694834
Yes please.

>>2694834
Apologize and or set him on fire.

Rolled 13 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>2694775

Rolled 3 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>2694775
please lets get somethin good

>>2694775
also cast dark star or combust

>>2694775
Apologize

Rolled 18 (1d20)

CAST IMMOLATE

>>2694834
For real, apologizing would be the best idea.

>>2694775
>>2694780
Well shit... with that as our roll... we may have to do nothing but cowtow for now. Heat and chaos of the proceedings got to our head, sorry ol'chap. We'll save that chipperness for the proper match, whot.

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>>2694780
>>2694780

The winner...


>You fight alright
>You push with both legs
>Wriggle
>Try to kick against the fat wall of power hanging onto you
>Muscles can't find a spot to hang out
>Then he gets the shoulder
>His sinews CRACK like whips as he hardens up
>Your bones that fuse into the monstrous arm you use as your right hand man
>Feel as if they could strain to popping loose

>You can't
>He's too strong
>You've failed
W: "Won't apologize?"
A: "..but- but I-"
W: "I win."

>The Walrus runs his fork across The Oyster's electric tongue

>14
>...+15 Str
>SHUNK!

https://youtu.be/zJTl4EyY_Hk

A: "AAAHHHH!"
>Pain!?
>Not the kind that rolls off
>Or bounces through you like a lightning bolt
>Giving you power
>Fueling your rage
>This pain is off-color
>Wrong
>Your shoulder is on fire
>He went right through your armor
>The spit
>it's electrocuting you like mad
>Adding to every bit of damage he's doing with the fork

>Your abominations can't suffer this
>Jack rushes forward

>Raises the Saw up over his head
>The other gladiators turn to watch

Xenowar: "Gerrechtizh?"
Horridus: "Looks like that human kid picked a fight with the Bull Elephant Sweal."

>Your shoulder muscles yanks up into your ear
>You shake and froth a bit

ANON HAS TAKEN 12 DAMAGE
>From the fork
>From the Electricity

>He takes an extra 13

ANON HAS TAKEN 25 DAMAGE TOTAL

A: "FFFFFUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHK"

>The saw comes down
>SHRANG!
>The Oyster has produced a spear
>Utterly blocking Jack's Saw attack

W: "Oh, come now. Such dramatics."
>Something stirs up above
>Something ancient and terrible

>Every time you blink
>You see Luna's eyes

>The feminine voice comes back
"Attention, champion."
>It's for the Walrus' box this time
"Your actions are going to result in a meritorial punishment. %70 of your earnings will be docked if you continue with this action."
W: "On WHO'S authority!?"
"It would appear your fellow champion has a sponsor."
W: "Who?"
"A Mr. 'Rich Pidgeon' has claimed him as a charge."
W: "...Pheh."
>He grabs your collar
>Tosses you away
>Just like that
>Like he doesn't even care

W: "We'll settle this in the pit."
>He hops up
W: "I'm off fer a *piss* , gentlemen."

>Droog helps you up
>You cough up some smoke

cont

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>>2694923
>>2694923

>Down in the pit

Ann: "LADIES AND GENTLEZIMS!"

>Giraffe guy
>The Croco-bear
>The Battery shaped Bug

Ann: "THE BLOOD BATH BATTLE CHAMPIONS!"

>The crowd weeps with joy at the sight
>There isn't a single bloodless speck of dirt on that floor

Ann: "NOW!"

>Now
>From the corner of the arena
>A door opens

https://youtu.be/Ltrt2ilQl_E?list=RDGMEMYH9CUrFO7CfLJpaD7UR85wVMLtrt2ilQl_E

Ann: "A special bout. Brought to you by our GENEROUS sponsors. Our organizers and the good people at FIGHT RIGHT WAR PLANET INC."

>They begin to chant
C: "BEAST. BEAST. BEAST. BEAST."

>You see the horn before you see his face
>Soured
>Dour
>Intense
>His wings have been bound with lazer chains

A: "E-...entropy."

Ann: "THE BEAST OF THE STARS! WILL FACE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE BLOOD BATH! ALONG WITH YOUR FORMER CONTENDERUS MAXIMUS CHAMPINE!"

>Another door opens
>Out steps a monolith of glitter

Ann: "All the way from the enchanted mines of PIXTOPIA! THE SILICON SENTINELLLLLL!"
>The creature draws a sword made of his own body from his chest
>His head glows like a disco ball
>Out from it
>A beam of light
>It blasts out into a prismatic fan
>When it ends
>He begins to march
>Forward
>Toward your unicorn buddy

>This place can take a bite out of you
>Your turn in the pit is coming soon
>First
>You've got to figure out how deep you really are


What do?

>>2694928
Establish connection with Entropy, figure out if he can fight or if he can think of a way for us to help him.

>Resurrect shrimp and blood for blood them.

>Speculate on this creatures immunity to magic.

>Check the ring for magic detection and shit

>blood for blood Entropy to heal him. If it wont set off any traps.

>Give money to help Entropy.

>Cause as many issues as reasonable while heaping advantages on Entropy. Psionics, magic, money.

>If its sneaky OWN the chains holding Alabster.

>>2694928
>>2694958
sure m80

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>>2694928
Can we Raise Dead all of the Shrimps in our Verdana locale and BFB them for health?
Do that.

Figure out a way we can best help:
>Entropy first.
>Giraffe Guy second.

We could try See what Luna did to help our skin.
Did he convince this Rich Pidgeon to sponsor us?
Maybe he can do that with Entropy to give him an advantage?

How much can we help Entropy ourselves? this guy Rich Pigeon might know the rules closer at hand.
Can we help him sending him shit using the scissors without penalizing ourselves?

>>2694963
I like you and I support you.

>>2694923
>>2694928
>'Rich Pidgeon'
>PIXTOPIA
Hahn. Mewni's coming to represent

>What Do?
>There isn't a single bloodless speck of dirt on that floor
All these dead bodies... they gotta get deposited somewhere. Probably somewhere no one cares, since they're the losers. All kinds of aliens with unique abilities lost their lives in that match, might be nice to have some join our undead ranks. If guards on high alert with where Wondy was looking, perhaps having the duo follow and scout out where we can insta-raise an army from might be a good alternative backup?

>Entropy & Giraffe
Support >>2694953 / >>2694963

>Mending Wounds
Support >>2694958 shrimp dealio. If that doesn't work, maybe it would be possible to use all the blood and flesh present from the recent battle to mend our wounds?

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>>2694963
All of this post of mine plus:
>>2694970
Mind Talk to BOTH Giraffe Guy and Entropy not to fight each other and Concentrate on the Silicon Sentinel.

This guy is tough as nails and it's gonna take the Three Champs and Entropy to take him down.

Both Giraffe Guy and Entropy should be willing to listen to us, since Entropy knows we were at his birth, and we just saved Giraffe Guy's skin back then.

>>2695008
Smart and has heart, yes. Super support.

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>>2695008
>>2694963
>>2694928
Aaaaand

and

and

Let Susan borrow our Scissors so she and Wondervon can escape the guards and maybe travel WAR PLANET safer. Maybe they can make it to the Laboratory with them?


Open a small portal to her and hand her your scissors.

>>2695019
>>2695008
These are good too.

>>2694928

Supporting:
>>2694963
And
Text Janna: "Wanna come watch me get my ass kicked while you sit in an alien VIP box with Jackie?"

Send Janna this as well. Its a good plan.

than again, " he wanna come watch me get my ass kicked while you sit in an alien VIP box with Jackie ....alone?"
is pretty compelling

>>2694928
For the sake of making things easier on Quest I'm going to condense my vote into just helping Entropy out of all the options.

>>2695042
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT.

I still wanna do everything, but time is limited and some things take priority. Try and get the Champs and Entropy into a truce.

I guess we can do everything else next session.

>>2694928
>Silicon Sentinel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicon
Don't suppose any of our stalwart buddies down in the ring has access to hydrofluoric acid or the ability to generate temperatures in excess of 1000-Celsius

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D: "Master..."
>You look up at your latest creation
>A hulk full of alien organs and wrapped in the skin of a regenerating dinosaur
A: "Hello Droog..."
>More smoke comes from your nose as you talk
D: "We kill them all?"
A: "..."
>There is a voice in your head
>Shrieking to just escape
>To smash as many heads as possible and get out of here
>The walrus wasn't even impressive looking
>Yet he took a chunk from you with an eating utensil
>Muscles is so upset
>Because he thinks that fat lard might be stronger than you
A: "Soon."
>Droog mutters to himself as you get up
>Anon is a lot of things
>Disrepectful
>Angry
>Violent
>Even rash at times
A: "Hey, inner monolouge. Get off my ass."
>You hate the way you make choices sometimes
>You smash whatever you can
>Run from what you can't
>Like a vermin with hulk hands
>You can't use magic here
A: "Wait..."
>No
>Yes you can
>You just have to not get caught

A: "Shrimp."
>Jack hands you the bowl with his feet
>You just start plucking them
>Forcing them to struggle in your fingers as you RAISE THEM FROM THE DEAD
>CRUAWNCH
A: "Alright, fuckers."

https://youtu.be/FdcNB-7awqY?list=RDGMEMYH9CUrFO7CfLJpaD7UR85wVMLtrt2ilQl_E

A: "Let's dance."

>Your MIND reaches out to the floor below
>To both Giraffe guy and Entropy

A: "Stop."
E: "I cannot. I will win my way out. Or break free from these chains."
G: "...Who are you?"
A: "Your fairy godmother, cuntlips."
G: "You warned me."
A: "I got money on you. Don't overcomplicate shit. I do that enough."
E: "Agreed."

>The Fighters begin to circle
>The sentinel does not move very fast
>Entropy is stock still
>His horn glows

A: "If you and the winged wonder over there DON'T go for each other you might live."
G: "Or I gang up with my battle brothers here."
A: "I -watched- those guys try to murder you."
E: "I am going to murder you."
A: "No. Stop. Stop, both of you. Is this what I'm like?"


L: "Usually."
A: "Mom!"
L: "I find it endearing."
A: "Did you save my dick earlier?"
L: "Albeit something I'd do...it was Jackie."

>hwat

L: "She says 'hi', darling. As if we were on a teley-phone line or something."
A: "Hey, baby~"
L: "..."
A: "Sorry. Fuck do I do here?"
L: "Are you eating well?"
A: "Yes."
L: "Are your minions hydrated."
A: "yes. yes, Mom now p-"
L: "Appeal to what they want."
A: "huh?"
L: "What do they -want- . Use that. Always. It can bring down anyone. Or anything."
A: "...well I want everything."
L: "So you're in the most danger of all."

A: "Alright, cunts."

>Oh
>Wait
>You were talking to mom
>They were fighting

cont

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>>2695084
>>2695084

https://youtu.be/b9FXnCxrArA?list=RDGMEMYH9CUrFO7CfLJpaD7UR85wVMLtrt2ilQl_E

ENTROPY IS TRAMPLING THE BODY OF THAT BATTERY SHAPED ALIEN

HIS HOOVES HAVE ALREADY SPLATTERED IT TO NOTHING

>He snorts
>He's ankle-deep in pinkish green stains
>The Crocobear approaches

>Entropy THRUSTS with his horn
>The croc slips it and goes in Mouth open
>The HORSE Skin is too tough
>She gnaws
>Then looks up
E: "Pathetic."

>His eyes turn to silver comets
>His nostrils blast sparkly white mist
>The Gator-bear witnesses true celestial power
>She runs
>Heads for the weapons

>Giraffe guy comes in
>head at the ready
>He cracks his own skull into the ground

A: "What do you want!?"
G: "Revenge."
A: "Why?"
G: "Ludo sold me."
E: "I also want revenge."
A: "Nobody sold you, did they?"
E: "For being kept like an animal. When I am so much more..."

>Then sentinel is between them
>Almost at rest

What do, Anon?

How do you use what they want?

>>2695091
Giraffe dude... Ludo killed my mom. I want revenge too. You and me, revenge story. Work with Entropy, I'll help you get out of here. Entropy, I'm gonna save you and then take out the top brass and claim it all for my own. And I'll make every one of these sorry mother fuckers apologize for what they did to you.

>>2695091
>”You guys don’t have to like each other, but your best chances of making it through all of this, and having your revenge, is by working together. So stop being a pair of prickly cunts and cooperate to kill that Pixtopia asshole.”

Remember we help Entropy's former form get revenge on the person who murdered the woman he loved. We can show him that memory.

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>>2695091
Well, we also want revenge, don't we?

Good. We all have something in common then, and if we all work together we have something to win off of it.

>Entropy and Giraffe Guy get to be free.
>Anon and Giraffe Guy get their revenge on Ludo.
>And Anon and Entropy get to destroy the established order on WAR PLANET for what they've done.
Everyone wins.

>>2695091
>A: "What do you want!?"
>G: "Revenge."
>A: "Why?"
>G: "Ludo sold me."
>E: "I also want revenge."
>A: "Nobody sold you, did they?"
>E: "For being kept like an animal. When I am so much more..."

>Ludo killed our mother, destroyed our home, declared war on us. Ill kill him. Ill kill him dead. Even if you don't make it out of here.
>We helped you get revenge once, on the one who killed your love. And its what were here to do again.

Backup plan! hear me out, let NotAlabaster die, bind his soul into his horn and chuck into a star, boom he's reborn a unicorn and not so flippin angsty.

and I vote for this guy I guess. >>2695115

>>2695091
>>2695115
revengence on everyone

>>2695115
>This is good. yes.

Also subtly mess with gator and silicon.

Throw some money at Al if you can.

>>2695091
Support >>2695096 and >>2695116

>>2695091
If we aint using them we should let Susan borrow our Scissors.
She can make better use of them to escort Wondie and escape guards.

>>2695091
"Revenge is my middle name. Giraffe, I am Anonymous. Ludo is on my shitlist, team with Entropy to defeat the silicon and yeild to him and I will pull you from this shit hole and give yout the chance to finish Ludo personally.

Entropy, join with Giraffe and nothing will stand in your way. We were friends once, battle allies. I saved you from death. Ally agaisnt silicon and allow Giraffe to yeild and we will flay those that chained you.

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A: "I already know you're listening. So get this. I'm here for the same reasons as nearly every cunt up in this piece. My mole man wants revenge. You want revenge. My fucking MOM adopted me because of revenge."
G: "So?"
A: "Ludo killed her."
G: "..."
A: "I want his cloaca wrapped around my wrist. With my fingers sprouting out of his eye sockets."
E: "That is disgusting."
A: "I also -know- you wanna be free, Ent. I get it. You deserve it...I wanna free you too."
E: "Why?"

>You beam him the battle that birthed him
>Alabaster's anger
>The loss
>The reason you even killed the dark Unicorn in the first place

A: "Giraffe guy you're a new man. Entropy. The universe has never seen -anything- like you. Me? Heh. Well I'm me ...and we're all children of vengeance."

>They are not silent
>Giraffe guy is still sizing up how he can approach
>The Sentinel's energy based eyes glance between them
>He stands
>Weapon up

A: "We stick together in this and we got a chance. I know I'm not good at convincing anybody. I don't care. Look at the facts. We want to win? We need to keep it in the family. From one offspring of hate another. Fuck this rock-man's asshole into smitherines."

>Giraffe guy
>Entropy
>They charge

>The Sentinel turns

HE SWINGS!

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>>2695274
>>2695274

https://youtu.be/b9FXnCxrArA

>19+14! = 33!
>Entropy's glowing horn creates a field to catch the blow
>It's not strong enough
>SMASH!

ENTROPY TAKES 19 DAMAGE

>He rolls a save
>8+12= 20
>He passes and isn't stunned

GIRAFFE GUY ENTERS THE FRAY

>He swings his head back
>Snorts
>He brings it down
>Onto the sentinel

Ann: "What!? A BETRAYAL!? Is it bad blood!? Is it a forgotten grude!? Or madness takes the champion's heart!? YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT HERE, DO YA LADIES AND GENTLEZIBS!? DRINKS %30 OFF AT THE ADULT MINI BAR! GET YOUR T-SHIRTS WHILE THE ONE'S HOLDING THEM ARE STILL WEAK FROM COMBAT! Remember. Tomorrow's Squidsday! Kids and Seniors SIT FOR FREE!"


>14+20=34
>He hits
>CRACK!
>Crystals go flying into the stands
>Shards splay into the ring
>The Sentinel pauses
>Turns his head
>He begins to glow

SILICON SENTINEL HAS ONLY TAKEN 14 DAMAGE FROM THAT HIT

A: "He's...resistant?"

>To a purely physical attack

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>>2695282
>>2695282

>The crystals SEAR THE AIR WITH LIGHT
>Both Entropy and Giraffe guy make WIS saves against the assault on their senses

>Entropy gets a nat 20
>His eyes and wings shine brighter even than his opponent
>Giraffe guy just fuckin' takes it
>He glares into it
>When the light fades
>He snorts
>THEN SLAMS HIS SKULL INTO SILICON SENTINEL

>He was TRAINED IN THE DARK
>IN A SHITTY HELMET WHERE HE COULDN'T SEE ALREADY
>He failed the wis save
>...but he is immune to sight based attacks because of his fighting style

ALABASTER KICKS FORWARD INTO THE SENTINEL, SMASHING HIS HOOVES AGAINST THE MINERAL HIDE

>The Sentinel is pummeled by the blows
>His crystal cracks
>He raises his arm to defend himself
>Thorns begin to grow across his body

SENTINEL HAS TAKEN 9 DAMAGE DUE TO HIS RESISTANCE

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>>2695291
>>2695291

>GIRAFFE GUY CONTINUES HIS GANG-FUCKERY ASSAULT
>Slapping he own NECC into his opponent

>23 total

>The crystals have grown too THICK
>He uselessly slapps

>The Sentinel crouches
>The crystals across his body sharpen and harden
>At this range
>There's no escape

HE BURSTS FORTH WITH MINERAL MIGHT!
>Crystal shards fly off of him like shrapnel
>His head-piece shines like a star

A: "No..."
>Yet

>Giraffe guy got a 25 total on his save
>Entropy
>28

>GIRAFFE GUY HAS GONE FULL LIMBO
>HE MATRIX DODGED
>ENTROPY HAS GONE HIGH
>LEAPING UP AND LEVELING HIS HORN INTO A JUMP ATTACK

>One High
>One Low
>The Sentinel MOVES TO PROTECT HIMSELF

>12 total
>Too slow

31 WITH A VORPAL HORN ATTACK!
>It cares not for your physical resistance

SENTINEL TAKES 19 DAMAGE AS THE HORN SCATTERS HIS MOLECULES INTO THE WIND

>30 TOTAL ON SWEEPING THE LEG WITH A NECK ATTACK
>He -can- resist that

>Still
14 damage

CRRRAASSSHHZZZZHHHH!

>The Sentinel falls
>He's on his back now
>He raises a sword from out of his body
>Points it up at Entropy and Giraffe guy

>Both of these elegant equines of power
>They lean back
>With golden light illuminating their glares

En: "Valor. In this place."

Ann: "The champion and the beast...have worked together. War Planet! YOU SHALL DECIDE THE FATE OF THE SENTI-"

>CRUNCHS!

>Entropy has shattered the Sentinel's head beneath his silver and poison blood spattered hooves

En: "I am disgusted by your posturing."

>The crowd watches
>Silent
>They have been denied their judgement
>Entropy has taken it from them

C: "...bOOOOOOOOOO!"
https://youtu.be/mcZZlQ4Tmrc

>entropy throws his mane
>Snorts
>He does not care
En: "I have WON this round!"
>They hiss
>Throw trash
G: "As have I."
>Somebody hits Giraffe guy with a loaded gun but they just threw it
>Just tossed it at him
>Some drones come in from the roof and vaporize it
G: "What was that?"
En: "More trash. In this temple to garbage."


>Well, Anon
>You convinced them

Ann: "Ladies and gentlezims. People of WAR PLANET. You. Have been. Denied..."

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>>2695298
>>2695298

https://youtu.be/9EcjWd-O4jI

>Streamers leave the ceiling

Ann: "WHICH MEANS -ZOMEBODY- IS LEAVING HERE IN A BRAND. NEW. HOVERCRAAAAAAAAAFT!"

>Spotlights spin
>The cheers come back again
>The forcefield of lightning around the arena doubles in thickness

>Entropy and Giraffe guy are safe
>They will be in the TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS

>Nice job, Anon

Now it's your turn.

SESSION END!

NEXT SESSION TOMORROW
7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!

Stay blesst
Punch, Quest

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>>2695302
Blessum.

Now that we've ensured both Giraffe Guy and Entropy made it to the tournament I suppose they'll be given a Seat on the Veranda?

Are our bet winnings still capped at 40%?
I hope not.

We need to figure out a way to help Entropy survives, as well as Giraffe Guy (or if he dies getting a part of his body so we can take his soul later for interrogation.

I'd have really liked to get the True Resuscitation spell before we came to WAR PLANET. Then we could've pulled an Ainz after we won.

Who'd reject following one who has proven himself powerful enough to be Loozar, and can command LIFE AND DEATH themselves?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7koDM-i7JU

Maybe we can still go for the Spell afterwards and come back to WAR PLANET and do that.
I believe the world is sure to fall into chaos if we don't. You just don't lose your 500-year-old ruler on a blink of the eye and don't risk a few civil wars.

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SESSION START!

https://youtu.be/HR3BwvmGQ5Y

>You are
>Anonymous
>You're 15 years old
>Most of that comparatively short life
>Has been spent surviving
>Surviving your own childhood
>Surviving loss of friends
>Pets
>Loved ones
>Nothing stayed
>Everything promised to a child was impermanent for you
>Home
>Safety
>Even the love from your parents...

L: "That's changed."

>Now here you are
>Sitting in the ViP box of an alien gladiatorial arena
>Watching a Giraffe man and a Winged Unicorn bask in glory beneath the spotlights
>You're here because at a some point
>Your life took an interesting turn

>You got someone you could rely on
L: "The wager you had us make upon the Giraffe has come in. I put most of the money on -you- of course but...hm. Not terrible. One hundred gold turned to One thousand. Docked to 600...still. A pretty penny."


>Luna
>Your guardian and mentor
>She rose you up out of your darkness
>Into the blinding light of war against the ignoble world
>Now you have power
>Now you're not surviving
>Now you fight
>Now you win

>So does everyone else in on this platform
>The other gladiators waiting for their chance to fight
>Their losses
>Their lives full of pain
>Full of building strength and defeating their own enemies
>Has led them here
>You're here for more power
>More power to fuel your quest

What is that quest, ultimately? Why do you keep going like this? What about silence? What about peace?


A: "Fuck peace."
>Droog looks to you
>The Huge abomination feels your rising anticipation
>Your right arm, a grafted limb with it's own violent temper is shaking. Fist clenched.
>Blood lust and anxiety gnaw at your brain stem

A: "This world is chaos."
>You grin
A: "I'm gonna like owning it."

>The lights out in the Arena dim
Ann: "THESE NEW CHAMPIONS SHALL COMPETE WITH THE APPOINTED FEW. THEY SHALL FIGHT FOR THE CHANCE TO FACE **LOO-ZAR** IN OUR FINAL EVENT OF THE EVENING. LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR THE BEAST OF THE STARS AND GIRAFFE GUY!"

>A musical sting
>Bass shakes the chest of everyone in the arena

Ann: "Champions...ready yourselves."
A: "Hey, wait."
>You realize something
A: "There's only two of them. All the other teams are 3."
>You're right
>Then you remember what place you're dealing with
A: "Fucking War Planet."

cont

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>>2697173
>>2697173

>The other gladiators are grabbing their weapons
>Limbering their twisted Xenobiological limbs
>The team next to you
>With their Walrus, Oyster dog and pentive Grey
>Suddenly seem to calm
>So cohesive
>The Walrus doesn't even look at you
>How can he do that?


Ann: "LADIES AND GENTLEZIMS! THE TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS!"

>You hear the floor creak
>Lights scan across you and your minions from the ceiling

"Attention, Champions. Soon the platforms will be launched. Please make weapon selections as you enter the arena...and do not forget to smile."

Ann: "BEGINS!"

>At the far end of the room
>The golden Centaur mass gets dropped into the floor
>He disappears down a dark shaft-tunnel on a small platform
>Down below
>He emerges from a tunnel as a swarm of buzzing golden energy
>He re-assembles on the dirt floor across from Entropy and Giraffe guy

Ann: "TEAM 1. A SOLO SQUAD! THE LAST SON OF ANDELLLUUUUUUUSSS!"

>That was the far contestant

"Dropping next contestant in 5...4..."

>Wait
A: "Wait what!?"
>Next contestant

A: "I thought this was a tournament!?"
>The Walrus grunts
W: "It is."
A: "Tournaments are fought with circuits a-..and double eliminations."
W: "The only form of elimination here is death."
>He raises that thick looking club
>He's coated it entirely in silver
>He tips his top hat to you
W: "The last man standing wins."

>The next team with Gyrofax, The Sceptic Swooper and Horridus drops

Ann: "THE FORCES OF NATURE!"

>This isn't pod racing
>This is death
>Death
>Comes

Will it come for you?
Or from.


WHAT DO IN YOUR FINAL MOMENTS!?

>>2697179
Go baseform giga Muscles in preparation and tell Entropy and Giraffe we're going to help them in the fighting. Also ask Giraffe for his name, I wanna know it.

>>2697179
>SPECTACLES TESTICLES WALLET AND WATCH
>WATCH OUT WAR PLANET
>DAB ON THE DROP
>Transform into Inversion giga-muscles to survive the oncoming shitstorm

>>2697179
Supporting:
>>2697185
Make sure to grab as many undead shrimp as anon can maintain.

>>2697194
>Inversion giggity muscles.
>And give it your best war cry!

>Also check on wondy and Susan.

Oh and our weapon choice is the scissors.
They aren't magical they're demonic

>>2697179
Send Susan our Scissors so she can better escort Wondervon.

Tell Jacko and mum we luv em.

Invite Janna no string attached to see us get our ass Kicked

>>2697214
>Scissors
>Not magic
Wat? They're totally magic. The most obvious magic.

>>2697207
Also, try to "feel it"

>>2697220
Magic is simply sufficiently advanced technology. Its not our fault they fail to understand psionically driven tesseracting metamaterial

>>2697218
That is good yes.

>>2697207
Adding support for:
>>2697218
to my vote here:
>>2697207

>>2697185
I asked this earlier, but do you think we’ll be able to change forms while using Giga Muscles legally? I mean, the forms require us casting a spell as a catalyst, even if we’re not using the spells on others, right?

>>2697179
>>2697263
Mislinked

>>2697267
It's subtle enough to pass off as a biological function, like that one dude who had nanites flowing out of him.

Also in the Discord Quest has hinted on how we can easily cheat with Giga-Muscles and spells so it should be safe.

>>2697179
>Intention
Alright, first order of business is support for regrouping with Entropy and Giraffe. 5 vs is gotta be better off than 3 vs.

>Action
Since the hive mind seems to be deadset on Giga-Muscles form, suggest using the Inversion format to give us additional HP and defense until we can meet up. I'm wary of not being able to use spells, but this is the way the tide is going it seems.

>Weapon?
Wouldn't our vorpal wand that is a catalyst for our current form be an ideal choice for a brawl like this?

>>2697289
Our wand would make a great melee weapon yes.

>>2697289
We can't use spells in the no magic allowed death battle. Giga-muscles allows us to fake a form of the spells as natural abilities.

>>2697179
Base Muscles Form
IT'S TIME TO GET ACTION!

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A small CLARIFICATION Post, my friends

>Votes have been all over the place
>With pals trying to just add other's ideas to their own

This creates a muddied environment with too much time spent deciphering votes.

To that end.

>Make your votes 1-2 major actions
>Or a specific plan

>You may SWITCH your vote to support others
>You cannot simply add theirs to your own

Be decisive in your choices so that we may walk the path in earnest.

Now...


https://youtu.be/q2jEogQrA1I

>The next team drops as you survey the area around you
>You look to your minions
>Jumping Jack
>Droog

A: "We got this."
>Droog slams his chains
>Jack cracks his seventeen Ankles

A: "Mom. Jackie?"
L: "We love you, darling."
A: "...I love you too."
L: "Jackie says to not only knock them dead, but to knock their organs into the top balcony."
A: "Oh, whoah that's brutal."
L: "We get free pizza for three months if she catches a kidney. Or kidney like device."
A: "Noted."


>You pull out your scissors

Ann: "DEATHSSERACT!"
>The Lizard, Manta head and Mollusk enter the arena
>The lizard grabs for a weapon

>He gets a laser-scimitar and lands expertly

>You slice open the air
>To where Susan and Wondy are
Su: "Bossh!?"
A: "Susan. Watch these for me."
>You give her your blades
>Wondervon is holding a crumpled little machine behind her
>His boot is on the neck of a skinny bug man
A: "I'm gonna go dab on violent capitalism. Ditch if you got to."
>Susan...
>Hugs your neck
>Rubs her forehead into yours
>Your brains bubble as you both touch
Su: "Don't you -dawe- fuck this up."
A: "I promise."
>The portal closes
A: "I'm gonna fuck up -everything- ."

>You're back in the booth
>The Walrus and his gang already gone

Ann: "THE BODY COUNT CITY CHAMPIONS! IMMINENCE!"

A: "Here we go..."

"3...2...1."

>Swoosh

>You fall

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>>2697353
>>2697353

Ann: "ALL THE WAY FROM PARTS UNKNOWN! COMPRISED OF THE NEW COMERS! TRAPS. AIN'T ...and Gay?"
A: "Heh."

Ann: "LET'S HEAR IT FOR THESE FRESH NEW FACES! THE RULERS OF THE RUDE! GOLLLLLLLD TEAAAAAAM!"

>The crowd is a non-stop thunder clap
>You are being crushed by the lights
>Your skin is on fire
>Your pockets are heavy from three spare shrimp you stuffed in there

>You raise your hand
>Your face, Droog's and Jacks are on the screens up above

Ann: "WAR! PLANET!"
>The crowd screams

C: "BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD."
Ann: "FOR WHO DO WE FIGHT!?"
C: "FOR GLORY!"
Ann: "FOR WHO DO WE DIE!?"
C: "FOR LOOZAR!"
Ann: "WHAT DO WE LIVE FOR!?"
C: "ENDLESS. VIOLENCE!"

Ann: "MAY THE TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS COMMENCE!"

>The lights flash
>The crowd screams

>The warriors look to one another

Gy: "SCREEEEEE!"

>Gyrofax has taken off in a gallop around the arena
>The sinister swooper has immediately opened up with an Acid spray at THE LAST SON OF ANDELUS

>The WALRUS sets into Jumping Jack with his club

>The Manta head however
>Along with the Mollusk (Lone Star)
>and their leader
>The Orange Lizard
>They are coming for you

A: "Get set."
>Giga Muscles overtakes you
>Into his base form

>Your body is clad in vermilion fleshy armor
>You feel
>Flexible


WHAT DO!?