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>>2802927
>>2802927

>The Gate whirrs into life
>Then creates what looks like a wall of water

A: "Will it work?"
W: "I made it to vork."
>Wondy throws the last switch

>You see!
>96

>Your bathroom lair

A: "Oh HELL yeah!"
>You bob on your wrists
>You almost grin
>A piece of dried blood flakes off and gets in your mouth

A: "PFF! PFF fuck! FUCK!"
>You spit

>The skeletons return with the skinned dude who tried to turn you into a road stain

>You snap your fingers, letting muscles hold you up

K20: "UUAAHHHH! AAAAHHHH!"
A: "Oh wow."
K20: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"
A: "He's a pussy."
K20: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>SCRAWNNCH

>A skeleton bashed his head in with a pipe
>Quick
>Easy
>Clean

L: "Efficient."

A: "Hey."
J: "I'm not looking."
A: "C-...cool."

>You have the bone boys gather around
>As Luna sets in on you

L: "This will sting."
A: "S'cool. I deserve it."

>Wondervon scoffs as he surveys the are around

A: "Wondy."
W: "Hm?"
>His goggles focus toward you

A: "I wanna know some shit."
W: "Like vat?"

A: "What was the deal with Mammon?"
W: "He vas my firsht generation final prototype for a living machine. Zeh last one I let live past discovering it vas a failure."

A: "Can we transport your shit from here back home?"
W: "If Zeh vormhole is shtabilized ve von't have to."
A: "You serious?"

W: "I didn't realize you could collapse a 5th dimensional object vith your powers. Zeh maze is collapsed. Now zeh only way in and out iz my device."

A: "What's powering it? AH! AH Cold hands!"
L: "Those aren't mine, darling. I'm using his."
A: "Well they're cold damnit! Not so low."

>Wondervon snickers with delight
W: "Geosermic ENERGY!"

A: "In freedom speak you Scifi Soil Kraut."
W: "...Lava."
A: "Fucking neato."


What else do you want to know about Wondervon's lab?

>Also

B: "GRRRRR SkraW! Skre! AAHH!"

>Your Dinosaur Dog is currently in a cage
>Losing his shit

>Mammon did something to him

L: "He's removed your influence."
A: "Influence?"
>Luna leans back from you
>Her glowing pink power exudes from the now spineless corpse puppet of K20
>You can feel her fingers leave the sides of your inner back

cont

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>>2802950
>>2802950

L: "You made him a dog. Gentle. Sweet. With your memories of what a pet should be like."
A: " -I- Did that?"
L: "I said you were talented."
A: "Huh."

>One your ribs does a flip

A: "Guess I could fix that."

>You could


J: "Is he gonna be ok?"
A: "I'm fi~ne."
>Some of your organs squish into your mouth

A: "J- Just fine..."

L: "Good as new."

>You can feel your legs
>Anon
>You can walk
>You can FEEL YOUR DICK


>You are also covered in Alicorn poop
>Fuck


>Alabaster
>He is a skin suit surrounding his own skeleton


There are several options.

>Murder him, and see what happens. (Unicorns -and- Nightmares revert natures when they die)

>Attempt to fix him yourself
(You know literally nothing about his magic biology)


>Store him for later
(He will sit on one of your bean bags. A skeleton will feed him mushed apples until you can figure it out)

>Use the Repair Spell for objects on him
I mean why not?

Or

L: "We could reverse his age."
A: "What?"
L: "Remember the ritual you used to make Martha's body?"
A: "Yeah but I thou-"
L: "You can invert spells now."
A: "..."
L: "Invert it."

Could work.

>>2802954

>INVERT

Oh boy inverted spells sounds neat

>>2802954
I say trust our magical mom mentor on what to do with the magical alicorn.

>>2802954
Invert his age sound nice.

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Also.

>>2801639
>>2801639


This lovely man guess it right.

LOOZAR is a member of the ARMS RACE.

... ya get it?

>>2802954
>Store him for later
We'll figure it out. As long as he safe.

Okay lets do this.


>Cast sleep on Bow, we can take our time with him in a moment.

>Ask wondervon the following questions

>What are the basics of the theory you use to create artificial life ?
>What can you lab do, material refinement, robot construction, testing ect.
>What do you need to get it going.

>Ask luna- "Does mewmus have a molten core?"

>Alabaster can be inverted. Age seems to not be an issue for their personalities.
BUT ALL OF THIS EXCEPT SLEEPING BOW IS SECONDARY TO TALKING WITH JACKIE

>>2802978

I really don't

>>2802978
... Anarms confirmed?

>>2802980
Shrug. This maybe?

>>2802980

Supportan

>>2802980
Also. We should ask, what she wants to do. Now.

She might very well not want to talk to US.

>>2802995
Yeah, very important to let her lead this talk. maybe even lay it out. "So now you know where I'm at. Where do we go from here?"

>>2802954
>Luna's suggestion

Or just try the Reverse Age thing, presuming that was her advice.

>>2802982
Loozar has 4 arms. She and her race has 4 arms. Maybe a Arms Race (as weapon) reference.

>>2802950
God anon.

Youre terrible thinking outside the box.

DID YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT ASKING ENTROPY IF HE HAD A HEALING SPELL?

By the way. Mind read him... I think he must be seriously freaked out.

>>2803006

That's about the one conclusion I came to

>>2803010

But does he have a healing spell that can fix his current situation

>>2803010
Oh shit!

>>2802954
To add onto >>2803003 We should Mind Read Entropy for advice on the situation.

>>2803012
I mean, we could attempt Psionic connection. We will have to use it to reach Bow....

In fact why don't we cast sleep and then connect psionically and try to help them remember who they are.

BUT FIRST JACKIE.

>>2802954
>Bow
Mammon removed our influence. But we've got inception abilities, right? If we can't reimplant our loving care for hatching him, perhaps we can instill, at the very least, "leader of the pack". Supporting a sleep as a temp solution to ease his suffering until we can properly address him.

>Alabaster
Spell inversion actually sounds pretty cool, but see if we can mind read him first and establish communication.

>>2802978
Ah, Excellent. Puns are wonderful things.

>>2802954
>Wondervon and his lab
Ask Wondervon if he'll still need money to build the equipment to scan the iron coffin or if he has everything for that now?
Ask him how all of it works?
What are the basics of the theory he uses to create artificial life? Also, introduce him to earth scientific journals about AI we've been trying to make.
See what else he needs to start repairing our castle, upgrading the skeletons and studying the various things we've gathered like that anti-magic net gun or the Sweet tooth mech (Transformer abominations anyone?) (If it is that version of the vehicle).
See if he can work with scrap electronics and metal we can gather.
His first task is to make a hover board to replace the one that got damaged on war planet.

>Bow
Mental connect with Bow and try and get our boy back.

>Entropy.
Mind Read him for advice on the situation. Also, tell him that Mammon is dead.
See if he cool with us trying the inverted version of the ritual we used to make Marth's body.

Fucking make sure to take a bath and wash the shit off of the wand.

>>2802954
>>2803025
Also, see if he can set up some internet or a mirror thing like star has so we can use the internet and our phone in the castle.

>>2803064
That question is directed at Wondervon. Otherwise it be silly to ask Entropy that.

The biggest thing I want to know is if we can use Wormhole Tech to set up more entries into the HOLE.

If we could make a big wormhole gen we could pull in asteroids from the Oort cloud for wondervon to make ARMIES and WEAPONS!

Hell if we could upgrade the scissors we could just cut into and out of the hole directly!

>>2803087
>Hell if we could upgrade the scissors we could just cut into and out of the hole directly!
I am sure this eould very much require Luna's Inter-Reality Travel spell since the castle is on Another Universe.

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>Luna's humming something
>With the occasional small whistle
>It comes out of the corpse she's using to do surgery
>You can feel a rising inside you as she sutures you up with unknown fleshy welds


A: "What-..."
>You wince
>Not from the pain
>Just the nerve spasms
A: "What did you make your kids with?"
W: "Love."
A: "Technical speak y-...Please."
>Wondy stops
>Adjusts his glasses without looking away from the small pipe he is fiddling with
W: "Please?"
>He huffs
>Dust comes out of his nose

W: "My Seory vas zat everyone was an idiot."
>He grins and puffs his chest out
W: "Except me, Of courze."
A: "I know how that goes."
W: "Everyone zout zat magic, zat seh soul comes from magic. I disagreed."

>Luna pulls her hands away
>The body she controled to repair you begins to crumple
>Unable to handle her presence inside of it

L: "Done."

>Anon
>One foot hits the floor
>Then the other
>You stand

>You stretch
>Your armor isn't growing back perfectly
>You look mostly shirtless and bald

>Luna looks curious
L: "Do go on."
W: "Gladly. If zouls are only magic zen zat vould mean creatures like myself who could do it had...dimished spirits. Or less "soul" vere less of a person. Zat could not be."
L: "Are you saying you sought to defy your people's basic grasp of reality on this?"
W: "At first."
L: "Out of petty jealously and indignance."
>Wondy looks a little shrunk
W: "Ja."
>Luna smirks
L: "...and you were right."
W: "Ja."

>He looks up into the dark
>All around you
>His goggles shine
>His smile is different
>Less sneering
>He sees something you don't

>L: "Something long since gone from this place."

cont

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>>2803114
>>2803114

https://youtu.be/PuXACSfzroY

W: "I knew zat if I could create a machine tuned into the zeh chaotic nature of our universe enough. Zat if I could cause a sophisticated enough collection of systematic und randomized PHYSICAL reactions zen I could call that a universe. A physical one. Devoid of magic."

A: "Like earth."
W: "Like vat?"
A: "Earth. You made a tiny Earth dimension. We don't have magic. Yet we have souls."
Su: "How doesh that even wowk?"
A: "We just don't know."

W: "It doesn't matter."
A: "Truth doesn't matter?"
W: "Not if no one BELIEVES you."
A: "Hm..."
W: "I had to create a machine ZO sophisticated it could rely on reactions even I don't entirely understand. As a result, after much failure I made Olson...und he is real..."
>Then Wondy
>Really lights up

W: "Und in ZEH PURSUIT OF IT ALL!"
>He points to a huge glass vat filled with dirt
W: "Brilliant advances!"
>He digs into the soil
>Pulls out a petrified tuber
W: "Zis machine grew inzects to eat!"
>He whistles
>A spider bodied machine comes out of the dark
>It's limbing
>Only one leg works

W: "My darlingks! Zese spinner-bots would weave wire like thread! Maintain ozer machines!"

>He rushes to a rust old box
>Pushes it's dingy button
>Nothing happens
>He kicks it
>His stubble gets slick with sweat
>He pants

W: "Und...und zis one used to-...It let you fly. Anywhere. In zeh whole lab."
>He sits down
>Looks at his hands

W: "My dream carried me to heightz no sought vere possible."
>He closes them
>A single nail
>Cracked
>Begins to bleed

W: "...it vas so beautiful."
L: "So you say."
W: "So I KNOW! I can see it in my zons eyes! His zpeech."

>Luna makes a talking hand motion with fingers
>As she does, Wondy's mouth moves and speaks in her voice

W/L: "Many things can mimic life."


>Wondy shakes her off
L: "It takes WILL to truly be alive."
W: "Vell he HAS IT!"
A: "Will?"
W: "He has wants. Needs. Desires."
L: "Mewling little thing."
W: "He resists death and even improves on himself visout my meddling. He is real."
L: "Sounds like blind faith."
W: "Oh, at zome level EVERYTHING IS."


A: "Enough."
>That was new
>Stern
>Commanding even
>Shame your voice broke when you said it

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>>2803131
>>2803131

A: "F-fuchhhh! Enough! What can we do with this place?"

W: "Vell...vis zeh raw materials vee already have. I could..."

>A spider bot comes by
>Just strollin'
>Rollin'
>It crawls up Wondy's let and sits on his head

W: "Ve could..."


>Make 1 Huge Class Abomination
>For free

or

>Finish Upgrading the Castle
>No more loose wires
>Working Wifi

A: "What about a mirror?"
W: "A magic mirror?"
A: "Yeah."
W: "Yah. Ve could have zat."
A: "...I'm gonna fix my friends now."

>You go over to bow

https://youtu.be/FCO5jOaVE8w?list=PLuC8MyHxIgcdgkK-NqwrItMkQeQ6lZqBV

>He snarls
>Stops gnawing at the cage when he sees you
>His pupils are slits
>He draws back
>Opens his teeth

>Where is your boy?
A: "Bow? Buddy? You hear me?"
>Nothing from his mind
>No words
>No sense
>No emotion but fright, rage
>Hunger

A: "Get some rest, boy."
>You feel your throat get tight
A: "I'll see you soon."

>Luna whispers a word to you
>It doesn't make sense
>Almost like she's not saying it
>Like you're feeling it
>You think you've heard it in a dream

>You repeat it

ANON CASTS SLEEP

>Bow Must roll a WIS save against your WILL SP

>19 on the dice
>Not enough
>He slowly falls
>His eyes get heavy
>His breathing haggard

>His leaves
>They're so bare

>He finally falls
>He dreams of clean water and grass filled with prey

A: "Goodnight."

cont

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>>2803136
>>2803136

>You look to Entropy

A: "Here we go."
>You put up your shield

INVERSION TAKES YOU

A: "How the fuck is this gonna work?"


L: "Before you needed dead things, to fold into a living one."
A: "Yeah."
L: "You needed to add up the time and store the meat."
A: "Yes."


L: "You need to subtract. You need a place to put the time."


ANON CAN NOW DE-AGE TARGETS INSIDE OF HIS SHIELD

HOWEVER

WITH THIS RITUAL
HE MUST PUT THE YEARS REMOVED INTO SOMEONE ELSE


Here are your choices.


>Bow
(A few years on him would increase his size, strength but also make it more difficult to keep him)


>Yourself
L: "Time is so precious. Don't waste your youth."
A: "I might need some maturity. I'm a mess."

Su: "Me."
>Susan?
A: "You?"
Su: "If you fink it's ok...I'll take it."
A: "Susan you went through EVERYTHING to be alive again."
Su: "Yeah...but I'm stuck. Stuck in my owd body. My owd wife."
>She stands up tall

Su: "If I need to. I'ww do anyfing to hewp you. You know that."

A: "You shouldn't. I-"
>Susan grabs your collar
Su: "You should shut up wiff dis sewf defeating gawbage."

A: "B-"
Su: "You wanna change? Ok. I get it. Me too. It stawts wike this. Wiff you hating youwself. It's a good motivator. It's also shitty to you."
A: "Susan I d-"
Su: "Wook at me."
A: "I am."
Su: "WOOK AT ME."
A: "I AM FOR FUCKS SAKE I AM."
Su: "Change if you want. Don't shit on the pewson I wove."
A: "..."
Su: "Das yew, dummy. Anown. You can be bettew. You don't have to act wike you're shit."

>Susan puts you down


Who ages?

What upgrade to get?


J: "Anon..."
>Jackie
J: "It's time for me to go home. Do y-..."
>She doesn't know what to say


Finally.

What say to Jackie?
Make it count.



>Write in choices welcome

>Does jackie know about the "Voters" thing?

>>2803136
upgrade the castle
>>2803139
put age into self

Tell Jackie we're sorry for having brought her along on something she wasn't ready for

>>2803139

Tell Jackie that we're ABSOLUTELY sorry for all the bullshit we put her through on the trip

>>2803151
Gigga nigga do not insult our GF right off the bat.

Also. What happens if we put the age in Olson?

>Finish upgrading the Castle. We can make new horrors whenever we want. I want this castle filled with his tech. I WANT TO STRESS TO WONDERVON JUST HOW MUCH HIS FAITH WILL BE REWARDED. Make sure there is a special home just for Wondervon and his son in the castle.

>Put the Years into a physical thing. Grab one of the Boneboys and age him. Fresh starts are fresh starts. Everyone gets one. If susan ages then she loses star.

We are all just dirt and ash. Dead or alive, time is time and time consumes all. Let time eat ash then and suffer.

>to Jackie....

"...Hey Jackie. Now you know it all. I'm a mess aren't I. How do we ride this wave?"

>>2803139
Upgrade castle, give age to Bow, and just tell Jackie we'll walk her home. Don't dump shit on her like we always do. No more raw shit. Just let time heal her wounds.

>>2803153

Also put age into Susan, she offered

>>2803154

Not sure, hey Quest can we do half ns half with Susan and Olson?

>>2803161

Also, upgrade the castle. NO MORE ELECTRICUTION SHOWERS

Guys, don't steal Olsen's youth or Susan's love with Star. Let time age up some random skeleton!

>>2803153
>>2803151
Don't apologize, its inappropriate and sounds insincere. Anon doesn't believe in apologies and jackie knows where we stand and what we think. Its not about what happened its about where we go moving forward.

She knows we are sorry, she has to see that we are still here, for her and that we aren't going to do anything scary or drastic. Just ask her, what do we do.

>>2803139
Share the age equaly between Susan and You. Or only Susan, but promise to put it on a long living creature if we have the chance. Also, wouldnt it work on luna? She pretty much imortal right?

>>2803139
>Finish upgrading the Castle. We can make new horrors whenever we want. I want this castle filled with his tech. I WANT TO STRESS TO WONDERVON JUST HOW MUCH HIS FAITH WILL BE REWARDED. Make sure there is a special home just for Wondervon and his son in the castle.

>Age a skeltal, they wouldn't know the difference.

>>2803173

We don't know if it'd work on Olsen or not, but alright let's age a skeleton

>>2803173

As for the case of Jackie that's true, let's tell her we'll walk her home if she wants. Just keep everything nice and chill

J: "Anon..."
>Jackie
J: "It's time for me to go home. Do y-..."
>She doesn't know what to say

>I never really know what to say either.
>How much did you see?
>Everything. or Everything everything Including them.
>This is the most fucked thing I have ever done in my life and I regret it so much I want to lobotomize myself.

From the discord
: You could put the age in Wondervon as he is old af and technically lives forever.

>>2803139
>I will find a way to keep this from happening again.
>If I can't even protect people from myself there isn't really much point is there?

>>2803139
>Raw Materials
I'm for upgrading the castle, but if some other bright minds out there have some bright ideas for alternatives, I'm not above swapping to support.

>Entropy
How many years does he need? would it be just as possible to hold this off and perform the ritual on... i dunno... a swarm of insects or a litter of puppies/cats or something. His upkeep is minimal until we repair him.

>Jackie
>yeah, I can take you home. It's the least I can do after everything I've already put you through.
>I don't know what you were capable of understanding while able to communicate as you did... as I'm used to doing, but I hope at the very least the one thing that you were able to understand is that I've never meant to hurt you. I cherish you from the deepest voids of my heart
>I vastly under-estimated that place. I thought I was so ready. I thought it'd be such a cakewalk that I could invite you to just sit back and enjoy the show. Just another notch in the fuck-up belt, i guess

>>2803139
>Finish Upgrading the Castle
>Ask Luna if we can put the age onto a skeleton? If we can do so. If not then put it on bow or Wondervon if his species does technically lives forever.

>Anon thinks words our usually empty it the actions you do that matter and what is actions have been are those of a shit boyfriend. Go up to her and hug her. Talk to her. Try to make your words have meaning. Offer her your coat, cloak, or whatever to cover herself. Offer to walk her home and you know talk along the way. Tell her you love her and tell her your sorry for the shit he just put her through.

>>2803228
Praise. This is good.

Well the way I see it the only way Anon can pull something even remotely positive from this whole mess is to resolve to make a positive and lasting change.
Possibly with a pair of pliars and an evil dentist if the thread is going to toss shit at his friends for giggles

This is of course. Assuming we dont want anon to slowly devolve into his dad. Noticing his own character flaws, hating them, and then never addressing them. While simultaneously hurting everyone around him.

>>2803236
Basically, if words are as empty as we say they are, then take action.

>>2803139
>Who ages?
Wondervon, old bitch lives forever.
>What upgrade to get?
Castle
>Jackie
"We'll talk later ok, just rest up and call me when you're ready."

>>2803139
>Put age into like, a fork.

>>2803136
Finish upgrading the castle. We dont need another mook right now.

Put age into Bow. We will just have to figure out a way to undo the damage dont by Mammon.

Ask Jackie what she wants to do. About us.
Really. I dont think any of us want to put her through anything like this again. She doesnt deserve it.

>don't forget to give jackie some clothes man.
>or at least strip naked to show solidarity

>>2803139
Age into Susan. I guess.

It is her call.

Also she can be a big sister now.

>>2803139
Like I don't want to ruin Susans chances with Star.

>>2803325
Star can still fuck her if she wants too.

Alternatively she can go after Moon again.

>>2803139
Oh. Also.
>It wasn't just to hurt Marco

>>2803317
>>2803261
>>2803139
No wait.
Ask Wondervon if he could take Entropys age and if hes willing to do so first.

>>2803139
>>2803231
Bow over Wondervon in my opinion. Like you got to make sure to ask Wondervon before even attempting.

For Susan I don't know. Like if she's cool with it sure, but I don't want to ruin her chance with Star. If, she really wants to she can, but that's completely up to her.

Anon honestly need to have a private conversation with Jackie about all of the shit that went down. Let her know that Anon loves her and let her talk and answer any questions she asks truthfully.

>>2803336
>it wasn't just to hurt Marco
... at first, it was. Anger that he turned on us was a very real motivator. But I think we always knew she was pretty hot. Marco surely would've talked her up a whole lot, but out of respect for our bro, we wouldn't have made a move. When that was off the table, anything was possible...

>>2803139
Can't the AGEing work on Wondervon?
I mean, we would only do it if it wouldn't have a serious impact on him and he accepts to it.

Upgrade the castle.

>>2803151
>>2803153
And... take Jackie home.
I don't really know what to tell her.
Sorry doesn't cut it. What good does an apology make if it's empty.

Only age wondy if he is actually immortal. Or ageless or whatever.

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>>2803362
>>2803139
I think our main crux is we don't know how OLD Alabaster/Entropy are.

How much would it actually affect ANYONE who took his age?

Years?
Decades?
CENTURIES?
MILLENIA??

How fucking old was Alabaster.?

>>2803375
Alabaster Died
Entropy is about a year or so?

>>2803379
A few months.
But his body isn't, is it?

Unicorns aren't born that big, it's only his mind that is a few months old. Not his body.... kinda.

>>2803375
Entropy isn't even a year old. Honestly I don't see why this is a big debate. I think only Bow would be affected because you know how young things tend to skyrocket in age. Susan, ourselves, wondervan, it'd be like our adventure in Hekaworld all over again but with lasting effects.

>>2803139
>Age up Anon and Susan split the difference
>Upgrade the Castle

>Jackie
So I super fucked up and I really really need to do something amazing and awesome to make it up to you. I am so damn sorry for nearly getting us killed back there.

Fuck man I don't know how to be genuine here with fifteen other dudes

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I am return, my friends.

In the words of a certain metal angel.

Let the blessed count begin.
Until all sums are accounted.

>>2803419
Press F for Azrael

>>2803433
Fuck Azrael.

>>2803444
>>2803433
Press F to shove a funeral Dildo up Azraels butt hole.

>>2803433
>>2803444
>>2803459
Press F to Hope Jackie Is Okay

>>2803461
F

>>2803461
F

>>2803461
F

>>2803461
I'll press S for Star.

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>>2803461
F. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we triggered the break-up route, fellas

>>2803461
F

>>2803461

FG

>>2803461
F

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>>2803150
Does Anon?


>Before you get going with Jackie
>Which you almost do
>Immediately
>You've been without love
>For a lot longer than you've had
>It overwhelms you
>Even more than fear

A: "It's ok. You don't gotta say anything. Let me clear the room first."


https://youtu.be/vvmoWIMNzss

>You look the skeletons in their sockets
>Wondervon in the eye

A: "Make my castle a home."
L: "It -is- our home, dear."
A: "It's gotta be better. For more than just me."
L: "If not for you. Then for whom?"
A: "For ones I'm supposed to look out for. For-"
>You look over at Bow
A: "For the people I'm supposed to protect."
>To Susan
A: "For my family."
>To Wondervon
A: "For those worthy enough...the gifts are gonna be endless."
W: "Almozt poetic."

>The Skeletons begin their work
>Wondervon assists as he can
>Mostly barking orders

W: "NIT! Nitititit! Do NOT just YANK zose plugs you brainless shucked body bags! Zose are DELICATE!"

A: "His home is gone. It's trash now."
>A pipe falls nearby
A: "I love trash. So we take everything that we can."

cont

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>>2803484
>>2803484


>The castle will be a home now
>Working lights in all the available rooms

>Clean water piped in from outside

>Working Kitchen

>Working Bathrooms

>Even laundry, guest beds

>You still don't have a throne but...

A: "It's fine. I'll get mine. Have yours now."

>You crack your neck
>It sticks in a crooked L
A: "shit. Shit."
Su: "o-Oh no wait Anown lemme-"
A: "Yeah actually could you just
>Susan snaps you back to normalcy
>Muscles Purrs

A: "..."
Su: "..."
>Muscles does not wish to speak of this

A: "Susan I can't just shove the rest of puberty in you."
Su: "I'm tewwing you to."
A: "What if we split it?"
Su: "What if we don't? Maybe youw've had enough wacky shenanigans today."
A: "We're not talking."

>You snap
>Susan looks a bit stricken

A: "Maybe Bow needs it..."
>Bow groans in his coma
>Rolls on his side
>His ass is so bald you can see his back spikes
>You can see a rib

A: "Fuck. He'll starve."

W: "I can do it."
>You turn
>Wondervon is there
W: "On Vone condition."
A: "...Go on."

W: "Find me a volcano ve can use undisturbed. Vis a portal connecting us."
A: "Bathroom is gonna get crowded."
W: "We vill need zeh power."
>He motions to the lab
W: "For all of zis."

>The darkness reverberates back to him
A: "hm..."
>Anon makes his decision

A: "Done. Call it part of the repairs. Can you scan the coffin now?"
W: "As zoon as I have zeh power, and access to more materials."
A: "How can I get that? A mine?"
>Wondervon scoffs

W: "If you vant to take a century."
>He leans
W: "You need mining EQUIPMENT. Big machines. I'm sure you humans excavate, ja?"
A: "Quite well."
W: "Zteal one."
A: "Huh...that actually sounds fun."
W: "Viz it we can zet up our raw materials anyvere in zeh world."
A: "Good."
W: "Zo. How do ve do zis?"
A: "How well do you handle crippling depression?"

cont

>>2803484
Luna Does. As does fate, and presumably Glim Glam.

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>>2803488
>>2803488

>Susan looks a little pissed
Su: "I wanted zish. I could handew it."
>You point

A: "You get the rest of your childhood. We don't even know how many years I have shove in."
L: "His flesh is new...but he is a strange creature. Unused to time. It could be...an unruly calculation."

W: "It is fine."
>Wondy slaps his chest
W: "Untermensch are long lived. Hardy."
>Luna scans him
L: "Prone to cancer."
W: "Zose are benign, sank you."
L: "Unlike some of us."


A: "Grab my hands, Moleman."
>He does
>You look down at the fetal sack
>It's head lifts
>As if it knows you're there


En: "Is it done?"
A: "Yes. Mammon is dead."
En: "Then let come what may. This life was only meant for vengeance."

https://youtu.be/sXZc0ptqFxw

>You stand in the shield
>Entropy's shit dripping from your wand
>Muscles won't touch it
>You wanted to clean it
>Not much to wipe it on
>So you just slung it
>Like really hard
>Half the lab is coated in rainbow play-dough

A: "Here we go."
W: "Zeh sooner zeh better."

>Your eyes
>Turn black

>When you come to

W: "EHHCCHh! AHC...tun Leben."
>Wondervon rubs his face
>It's furrowed now
>Creased deep
>His stubble is longer
>More like a medium curly beard
>Almost pure white


https://youtu.be/op5F4u_IP80

>At your feet
>Is something beautiful

A: "Entropy?"
>The little thing looks at you
>It's horn
>Glitters with translucent energy
>When it speaks

Little Unicorn: "Who, laddeh?"
A: "Sean. Fucking. CONNERY."

>Fuck yes

>Pic related
>It has the same see-through horn and wings as Entropy did


A: "I just made a BABY!"
Su: "Fiwst and wast time."
A: "Shut it! I NEED this to balance my irrational violence!"

Ja: "Anon."
>Jackie
>Here
>We
>Go

Cont.

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>>2803517
>>2803517

https://youtu.be/2lgrS2Zwa2E?t=14

A: " Jackie. Jesus there's so much I wanna fucking say to you a-..."
>No
>You can do this
>Control
A: "That I won't."
>You can't look at her
>Your eyes are shut
>Still
>You're being honest
>Without gushing
>The floodgates hold

>You offer her your hand
A: "Can I walk you home?"
J: "Sure."

W: "I vill meet you -ACK! HACCK!- back at zeh castle. ECCCH"

>Wondy sets the portal
>You both walk through
>Holding each other's palms
>You're both
>Different
>Yet still the same in odd little ways
>Jackie has longer hair
>Fuller figure
>She really is art

>You're harder
>Slightly stronger chinned
>Your one beard hair is sort of where a beauty mark would be

>You both look at Jackie's house

A: "I really do love you."
>She's quiet for a time
J: "I know."
A: "It wasn't just Marco. I always thought you were cool a-..."
>You swallow the appeasement
>Grip her tighter
A: "You deserve better than this. Better than m-"

>Your head is turned
>You're being supported
>You are being kissed

cont

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>>2803535
>>2803535

>You melt into her
>She holds you
>Her body so soft
>So warm
>You feel her heart beat
>Like you did when you put her back together
>Like when she's put YOU back together so many times
>It's right
>This
>Is right
>Th-

J: "I'm gonna go now...this is over."
>No
>No this is wrong
A: "Jackie?"
>Your voice doesn't crack
>It's almost shocked
>Your throat is tight but your tone
>Is calm
>Ready
>Crushed...but strong.

A: "Jackie I thought I could handle this. I won't let it happen again I-"
J: "I know."
A: "I mean it, you KNOW I meant I love you a-"
J: "I love you so much, Anon. I meant it."
>She swallows
>Puts her hand on your scratched up chest

J: "I mean it."
A: "Back at the arena, that's what I thought I needed but what I need isn't that Jackie I NEED YOU, Jackie pleas-"
>You're gushing
>Falling to your knees for moment

>Her voice helps you steel yourself
>She picks you up
J: "You're amazing...you don't need me."
>She holds you

J: "You need help."

>You're so still
>So in control of your body again
>Yet still
>Here they come
>The tears

J: "I don't wanna conquer the world, Anon. I love you but I shouldn't have tried to keep up with you. It was wrong to ask you to slow down. Period. It-...that's not who you are."
A: "I wish I knew who that was..."

>Jackie won't let you keep crying
>She kisses your cheek
>Holds your head up high

Ja: "Go fight. Go beat the world...fix. You."
>Your lip won't stop moving

Ja: "One day maybe...if you're ready. If you can really handle it."
>She steps away
>Her hand stays

Ja: "I'll be here. Living my life."
A: "..."
>Anonymous turns away

A: "Goodbye, Jackie."
J: "...Goodbye, Wildman."


Achievement Unlocked.


Loved.
Lost.


session end

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>>2803538
>>2803535

>>2803538
Welp. that's the end of that I suppose. Understandable, her leaving. I'm glad she wasn't really angry, hell I hope no one's angry. She just, really wasn't the girl for us. And that's OK. She doesn't hate us. I consider this a victory. We won't hurt her anymore. And we don't hate each other. It's really the best possible outcome. Better than her leaving us with "FUCK YOU ANONYMOUS WE'RE THROUGH!" No, instead just "goodbye."

>>2803538
Oh Jackie. Always trying to do whats best for Anon.

This is about as good as it could have gone yeah.

>>2803538
I mean, if anything, Sabrina route is still avaible.

Also didnt season one end confirmed Jacknon end, or is just one ending?

But for real though
I don't believe this is "No."
It's just "Not right now."
Who knows what'll happen later?

Press F to try not to cry.

>>2803552
No, not right now, doesn't matter. The important part I think to keep steadily in our mind is that even Jackie knows who we are. This wasn't really us fucking up. It's the person we are now and the person Jackie is now being incompatible. And that it's OK. It's OK that Jackie didn't want to be with us. We're not wrong, and neither is she. No one is wrong. It's just not working. Which is OK. It's even better considering if Jackie and Anon forced themselves to stay together they could've ended up like John and Emily. Unhappy and resenting each other.

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>>2803538
>session end
... Quest... I need my outro man. this silence is deafening...

>>2803546
actually agree. it actually matches canon Jackie incredibly well.

>>2803557
>I need my outro man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kdxUY9_vns

My personal choice.

I really just hope my current message is heard by at least Anon. At least a little bit. That this is OK. He doesn't have to beat himself up for it. We don't have to beat each other up for it. We lost Jackie, but in the best possible way. Better than her dying in our arms because of something we did. None of this is our fault. It's not anyones fault. And it's OK. It's not good or bad, it's just OK. Please, I don't want Anon to beat himself up for this. I know it'll be sad. But I want at least one part of him to be telling him that all of this is OK and not his fault. It's not his fault for being himself. It's not his fault for Jackie leaving him. For once in his life, let him accept that it's not his fault.

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This is gonna suck man. I'm sorry Anon. Its going to be okay, you can share that love again and have it come back to you, but now....

>>2803564
not at all Anon's fault, huh?

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>>2803564
>I don't want Anon to beat himself up for this.

>>2803572
No. It's no one's fault. Jackie really isn't the right girl for us. She was literally the first girl we talked to in the Quest minus Star who we insulted. Jackie's not the adventurous type, and we're mad adventure. It really was never going to work out. And that is OK!

>>2803572
Two different people
Two different places

Shit happens man.

It is literally all your guys fault.

Like. You took actions, that even a deaf retarded autistic dolphin could tell would lead to this situation.

But you guys, you gotta throw up your blame shields. Because god dammit if you aren't immune to basic knowledge of the English language.

Anyway. I cant wait for next session. Where we vote to not take Jackies advice and go punch Ludo in the dick. Or something else really stupid.

>>2803583
>Where we vote to not take Jackies advice and go punch Ludo in the dick.
>Ja: "Go fight.
Wot?

>>2803583
There's multiple layers to the issue, this is collective game yanking things around by vote. Its always going to be wonky, even more so in a sometimes meme game.

Another layer is that Anon is super wound up, damaged, intense and prone to panic. Jackie is a powerful but laid back girl. We threw too much too fast and showed her our core and she looked at it, acknowledged our love for her and gave it back but told us fairly and firmly that we are on different paths.

Anon needs help and has a war to fight...maybe. But we aren't what she can deal with now.

So we part ways.

This is how mature people end relationships. I'm proud of anon, he only lost it a little bit there, but its going to be okay. He needs to know that he's okay and its going to be okay.


He really should go hang out with oskar and jam on the roof of the castle, blasting dark tunes into the infinite void while blazed out of his mind.

>>2803598
seconding this. the place is livable, and of our circle of friends, I think Oskar or Justin are probably are best bets for some solace. of course, Luna is ALWAYS an option as well...

>>2803617
First things first after a break up.
Call mom and talk.

It is funny to see Anon taking things in such a different direction than Luna. Like, jeez lighten up a little lady. Just because you're a billion billion years old dont mean you cant cut loose and be in the moment.

Let Wondervon have his dreams and beauty.
Brighten up the Castle and shoo away the dreariness and echos.

Also Dam girl Susan just wait, you'll get older, but if it's such a huge deal then well find some good geezer and give him back some years.

Aslo adding thit we should maybe tend to Wondervons health. Dude seems a lil...ragged.

>>2803681
Give Luna a bit of a break, she just had to watch her son nearly die like ten times in one day and then have his heart be broken despite his best efforts. I'd be a bit on edge too.

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>>2803538
>>2803538

https://youtu.be/cu1yijNTeus

NEXT SESSION

NEXT SATURDAY!

7:00 PM
US
CENTRAL TIME!

Just so you all know, this is made possible by the glorious friends on Shekkle-box.

Especially Acid, Ark, and the Comfiest Doggo


https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620

Another $10 and we'll have one of the most legendary Rants Anon has ever done...ANIMATED!

Animated quest.
Imagine.

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stay blesst
love, quest

>>2803538
Ooof. Anon needs to do the time honored tradition of calling the Bros and getting piss drunk.

Now that she's single, how will Anon handle Marco asking her out? And her saying yes?

That aside, I'll bet when Janna gets wind of this she'll make it worse for all parties involved.

>>2803759
I think he'll be either surprisingly mature about it, or be too busy crying-not-crying while decompressing from the entire ordeal.

>>2803759

Boy I'm sure after Jackie having experienced the absolute totality of Anon's love for her, she won't be up for a date with anyone

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>>2803559
Weirdly fitting, good choice anon

>>2803759
>Now that she's single, how will Anon handle Marco asking her out? And her saying yes?
Even if that does happen, it definitely won't be anytime soon. After an intense, emotionally exhausting romance like that, I don't think jackie or anon are gonna be up for dating anyone for a good while.

>>2804214
Oh I agree. Unfortunately the universe likes to kick anon while he's down. Plus you know Yellow isn't going to let this lie.

>>2803538
This is still fucking stupid, she knew we were throwing the equivalent to a really big grenade in the middle of a fight, and still jumped face first on it, then started to regret it like its our fault. Why is this stupidity happening again?

>>2803572
Yeah, its not his fault she got hurt, Anon had shit handled and her jumping in, interfering when we had it handled, and knowing we were going to fix our shit. This is entirely her fault for the injury. She was explicitly told what would happen if she threw her ass in the arena, and had the nerve to get mad when we had to scramble to cover our asses instead of completely blowing our cover to inexplicably heal her for being stupid.

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>>2804327
>>2804321
>why is this teenage girl being irrational
>why is this teenage girl breaking up with her boyfriend after almost dying

>>2805196
Oh that's a bullshit excuse and you know it, she had a stint in a walking calculator.

>>2804321
>>2804327
The way I read it was that she said she can't keep up and Anon can't slow down. She doesn't want him to slow down and she can't help him so she's letting him go instead of holding him back. It sucks but that's how things go sometimes.

>>2805270
That's nice, and technically true, but its still fucking stupid when all she has to do is at least be around. Doing this accomplishes nothing worthwhile for either of them. Even if she only hung out on earth, being a calming face for Anon whenever he gets back is still plenty for Anon. And she knows that, on a fundamental level, she knows that as fact. So why this retardation? Yellow is fucking up to something.

>>2805210
I don't think emotions count as a bullshit excuse but then again I've never been caught in pseudo-kaiju explosion in a horrifying alien gladiatorial tournament by my warlock boyfriend so what do I know. Though >>2805270 says it best, it's not that Jackie is mad at Anon, she just can't keep up with his mess of a life and that's a valid reason to end a relationship and she even came off as being open to trying again later if things change. Besides, this broke up ended way more civilly than most and even if they never get back together they might be able to salvage a deep friendship later on and that itself is a small blessing.

>>2805284
Or Jackie is just looking at this maturely and realizes her comfort might not actually be enough

>>2805285
You say that, but here is a obvious counterpoint, OUR ENEMIES KNOW SHE EXISITS! Even if she isn't our girlfriend, SHE IS STILL A DAMN TARGET AND SHE KNOWS IT, EVEN DUMPING US WONT STOP OUR DUMBASSESS CHARGING HEAD FIRST INTO WHOEVER GRABS HER FIRST!
>>2805289
That still makes no goddamn sense, she KNOWS she helped keep Anon going further recently, we literally beamed every damn happy thought we have, can understand, and can reciprocate to her while she was in the calculator. DOING THIS SHIT NOW DOESNT HELP HER OR ANON!

>>2805295
>J: "I don't wanna conquer the world, Anon. I love you but I shouldn't have tried to keep up with you. It was wrong to ask you to slow down. Period. It-...that's not who you are."

It's not about the danger for her, she just doesn't want to follow us anymore. And she doesn't want to forcibly ground us for her sake. She's letting us go so we can be wild adventure man.

It actually helps a lot for both Anon and Jackie because they can go lead their own lives without worrying about the other so much.

>Ja: "Go fight. Go beat the world...fix. You."

It's literally what Jackie wants right now. For us to become the king we want to be while also figuring our self out. Without any worry.

>>2803759
Cold, stonefaced filtering of "work above all else". Jackie left us with parting words to go become whatever interdimensional-space-warlock-overlord we wanted to be, but that she couldn't keep up the marathon running beside Anon, and that it wasn't right of her to slow Anon down. I get the feeling Anon would take those to heart... which is sad really. He's got his life ahead of him to go and become all that. To go out and conquer and rise to the top. But prioritizing doing so *now* because it's easier to put on the blinders and just focus on a particular goal basically pulls us directly away from what Anon stated he initially wanted at the start of S2. We "wanted it all"... not *just* high school hijinks and social links... not *just* cool fights and challenges to overcome... not *just* empire building and resource management. 「I want it all.」 And for all the bitching I hear about people saying the quest isn't what they expected or wanted, I look back to that bold statement of desire and can't help but think that Quest is doing his damndest to deliver on all of that.

>>2805725
Honestly I personally see it as just specifically Jackie not being able to handle the two other parts of "I want it all." I think the only Anon she'd happily handle is the one who picked just the SoL route and ignored the others. Meaning just because we're not an item anymore doesn't mean we're going to completely give up on slice of life. We're just not going to be dragging Jackie along on something she truly didn't want to go on.

I heavily doubt we're going to ignore slice of life stuff. We still need to get Luna a real body so she can taste earth foods. And Susan needs to date earth girls. And we got Sabrina, Justin, and Oskar on our good side still. And who knows whomst else we'll meet along the way. Hell, we might have some slice of life adventures in another dimension. That'd be fun.

As for The Quest, the only thing I personally have ever complained about is some cheap mechanics and the slow pacing. Aside from that the story itself has been generally solid.

Jackie was right to do this, for many reasons.

I want anon to use this as a springboard for character growth. He has been getting a lot better, but there is still a long way to go.

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>that tweet

>>2809814
The real question is if Marco is asking out of concern or because he's kind of a scumbag and sees an opportunity. Because let's be real, both in quest and canon Marco is kind of scummy.

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>>2809844
Wanna know a secret?
I've never seen the actual show.

>>2809854
I ended up binging it after reading the first season of this quest to actually get context. Didn't really end up needing it.

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>>2803538

>My face

>My soul

>*sigh*
>Marco is sympathetic enough that he would genuinely want to help Jackie's. Not just creep on her.

>>2810214
The guy that had a couple hundred step plan whose been crushing on her since grade school couldn't possibly have an ulterior motive here?

>>2810448
I'd worry more about the black girl making HARD advances on Jackie than a cuck like Marco.

>>2810456
Seems like Janna won't let that fly though.

Here is the latest from the Twitter on Jackie.


JACKIE LYNN THOMAS: "Status changed from In Relationship to Single"

Comment from " <3 *Yellow* <3 " "I told you he was a bum."
New comment from Janna Ordonia "Shut the fuck up Yellow. Keep it in your crusty ass panties."

New comment from Marco Diaz "You ok?"
J: "Will b latr"
So heres what I see. I see anon needing to return to basics and to rebuild his friendships while focusing in getting Toffee down and the spells back. We need to do both but right now, anon needs to mourn his breakup and hang with friends and mom. Luna first, then maybe Marco and the Diazs, maybe talk to skullnick and listen to her advice. Heck maybe shes seen Warplanet or competed and we can luagh about tearing off Loozars leg. Crack open a cold one with the boys. Fuck maybe even go see Janna and Atreus and see how shes doing.

We have a whole world to explore, a whole universe. The castle is a home now, we can have friends over. (We really should disguise the bathroom so it looks like its somewhere else and put in a signal jammer to prevent tracking).

>>2810567
lrn how2linktweet, bum.

https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest/status/1029813670690402304

Because we can’t stop fucking things up for all involved; taking all bets on Jackie getting kidnapped by Toffee/Out Of Universe Mercenary Sent By Toffee now that we’re spending less time with her

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Had a thonk about it. Jackie has cemented herself as The One, no question. She's giving us the ability to focus solely on what we're devoted to doing for the time being, without having to worry about the well-being of someone else while wacky shit is about. Its gonna hurt right now, but that hurt is gonna pay it forward in happiness later when we actually [Have It All]. The order in which we're [Having It] has just changed for the better. For everyone.

And even if it changes, even if Jackie finds someone else that she can be TRULY happy with and TRULY loves, then why the HECK wouldn't we support her happiness anyway?

>>2812022
If it happens, it happens. Maybe we could get some finders folly and give one to our friends who have a high chance of capture if they want, maybe combine it with MIB tracking tech too with wondervon. If we get worried about that level of thing we will be reduced to a paranoid wreck.
>>2812170
I wouldnt be so quick to make Jackie into a oneitus. There is no such thing as "The One". Many people can give anon the love he deserves, just that Jackie was the first. Anon and Jackie rushed too fast but with Anons life I cant blame them. I honestly dont think Anon and Jackie will ever get back together as romantic partners unless either changes dramatically into a specific person. Anon has his whole life and shouldnt let his First hang over him like a ghost, nor should he forget her. Life has a way of providing opportunity you miss if you cling to your past.

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>>2812369
>Many people can give anon the love he deserves, just that Jackie was the first.
Actually, no. The first and best was the woman who broke through the multiverse to get to us, Luna.

Still got a good point tho. Jackie and Anon probably won't get back together romantically. It's like trying to pair someone who wants to be a librarian with an aspiring rock star. To make one happy the other has to be unhappy.

>>2812369
>not working to make your relationship actually work out
>accepting defeat so readily

>>2812719
>implying we haven't been trying to make shit work since S1
>implying it wasn't fundamentally broken from the start, but the heart wants what the heart wants, so duct tape and toothpick repairs had to do

>>2813486
>implying we can’t keep hope and believe the words Jackie left us with
>implying y’all mewggas don’t want true love to win out

https://youtu.be/K_7ByiYbCYM

Guys, i know the perfect terrifying mine field system to use for The Castle in THE HOLE, Titanic Bobbit Worms

>>2813486
>implying just repeatedly saying things without actually doing anything to change
>not using this opportunity to prove her right

>>2813935
this has got to be at least the 3rd time I've seen Bobbit worms in regards to the quest, for some reason

>>2803538
>>2803690

Anon isn't going to stop loving Jackie. That's something that won't change. He'd be okay with just being her friend. He might not even make it weird. If she wants Anon to go and fix himself on his own that's fine. Anon is still going to care about her even if it's just as a friend. Maybe they get back together in the future or maybe they don't. Who knows what the future holds, but whatever it is I hope Anon actually learns from the painful lessons about personal growth that comes with relationships.

I really hope Anon tries to stop hating himself. I hope he doesn't loss his ability to trust people. I hope he continues caring about others. I hope he doesn't just see people as their uses and there stats.

Anon has been in desprite need of love and few have had the decency to give it to him. He has spent so much time just surviving against a world that was actively trying to kill him. Now fate is dead, but he doesn't feel different. He still hates himself. He keeps throwing himself into danger without regard for his own life. Will he ever stop hurting himself? Will he ever stop hurting people in general?

The only person who can really answer those questions is Anon. There maybe no good place for someone like Anon in this world or any world. He may never feel truely happy in the company of others. I just really want that for him. No matter what Anon is or becomes I hope he'll be happy.

>>2816070

desperate*
truly*

>>2803538
>>2803690
Love isn’t something that can owned and it cannot be taken. Love is a gift as It can only be given. A gift is only real if there are no strings attached to it.

If you love someone, you have to give them the freedom to choose to love you back. The freedom to choose is important, as sometimes a love is out of duty, loyalty, fear (of loneliness) or etcetera.

By turning the other person loose, if they come back, it is hopefully because they love you, and the feeling is mutual. If they don’t come back, you would only have been fighting a losing battle to hold on to them.

I think Anon truly loves Jackie and he should come back to her after he figures himself out. If she accepts him great and if not then that's okay to. It's the attempt that matters as loving some is giving them the power to hurt you terribly and hoping they don't.

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SESSION
START


>Where are we?
>Earth
>Home of the Universe's favorite substance
>Coffee
>Birthplace of Jazz
>The Hightop fade
>Also

>You
>Anonymous Dubson McMoot


UPDATED CHARACTER SHEET
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd

>You've just had a bit of a wild ride
>You went to a new world
>A place called WAR PLANET

>You made some new friends
>Or made new friends out of old ones
>While old ones made new people out of themselves


UPDATED ALLIES SHEET
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit#heading=h.noqk0yi97yv5

>You succeeded in a few metrics
>Your armies can now have cyber-tech Abominations
>Undead horrors that don't SUCC from your magic reserves

>Your Castle is no longer a ruin
>It still needs -some- work...

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit

>So much wealth
>A lot of your gold spent
>Yet still
>Despite all of that

>You feel like shit
>You're covered in shit
>Alicorn shit
>You smell like burnt shit
>Your hair, which is all just brown stubble
>Feels like shit
>Because you are shit, Anon
>Or at least you think you are

>Because you are standing outside on the sidewalk
>Staring at the night-cooled house
>Of your girl
>The first girl you ever had
>Jackie
>Who has just let you go

>You pushed so hard to get what you want
>You think you may have lost what you needed...

https://youtu.be/OqBuXQLR4Y8

>You are all alone
>Jackie is gone
>Luna and all your minions are back home at the castle
>You are here
>With just you
>tap tap
>Also Muscles


What do?

>Portal somewhere far away
(To let it all out)

>Walk the fuck home
(Clear your head, maybe get a snack on the way)

>Use your magic to float away
(You'll drift into the sky, and let the wind take you where it may)


Art thanks to a discord pal
https://discord.gg/x25nASh

Session Thanks to everybody.

Let's rock.

>>2816532
Let's go home and take a shower. That should clear our head. And we'll be clean because of it too.

>Walk the fuck home
Let's try to build Anon up to be more in control of his actions and emotions.

>>2816532
>other
Visit the Diazes

>>2816532
>Go see the Diaz Family.
>Also shower the goddamn alicorn shit off.

>>2816553
Oh Also.
>Grab BJ and play your Heart out.

>>2816532
>>2816548
Specifically, this: >>2816553

>>2816532
Go to the Diaz's
Tell them that shit went south
Don't scream, don't cry, don't act like a spasmodic dick, just sit and think.
Maybe get out BJ and play some tunes

>>2816553
>>2816548
>>2816570
Literally why? That makes no sense what so ever.

>>2816532
Go soak in the ocean. Then play Butter Johnson on the beach

>Go home
>Take a shower
>Talk to Mom, tell her we love her, talk about what went down at War Planet and what is eating at her
>Text Marco, see if he will have us over. Say please.

>>2816532
>>2816548
>>2816566
Support also extends to >>2816570
The Diazes did nothing wrong. At most, the only problem(s) is the strife Marco and Star caused us. Mr. and Mrs. Diaz deserve no trouble, and in fact deserve all the love and respect they can get.

>>2816532
>Get the alicorn shit off of you and BJ.
>Put some clean clothing on.
>Portal to Hawaii
>Sit on the beach and look out into the ocean.

>>2816532
adding:
make sure to clean off BJ and maybe play him a bit
to my vote:
>>2816586

So right now on the roster to Anon's coming up from Rock Bottom tour.

>Have to talk with Luna about how she is doing
>Make up with Marco and talk to the Diazs
>Talk to Janna at some point, maybe throw her a text and let her decide how to approach us
>Fix Bow back to himself or...???
>Work on talking with Star, if only to get her vote on us for Moon and to make inroads to the MHC
>Call Hekapoo, maybe invite her to the castle. Show her that we aren't terrible (have to head off the conflict over the spells)

>MIB maybe help Excalibur kick out the old leaders
>Ludo being a shit somewhere
>Toffee being a bigger shit
>Minor people (Dirtbrother, Nick Cage, Sabrina, Oskar, The bois, etc etc)

>>2816532
>>Walk the fuck home
>(Clear your head, maybe get a snack on the way)


>>2816548
>>2816553
>>2816566
>>2816570
The Diaz don't deserve to have to deal with a kid covered in alicorn shit and emotional problems right now.

>>2816606
>>2816532
Alternatively, go back to Hawaii.

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So now we count.

The idea was to go back and talk to them about how we kind of abandoned them out of no where.

You know. Actually fixing our shit. Rather than moping like a shit lord.

>>2816651
I'd like to not be cover in shit while we do that.

>>2816651
So, instead of Susan, Bow, Luna, Sabrina, just any of our close friends who we could improve on and fix things with, instead let's just go to the Diaz's. Right.

>>2816606
>>2816660
Then we take a shower, THEN visit the Diazes.

>>2816606
>>2816610
The Diaz left us an open invitation, we gotta talk to someone.

>>2816668
I would also caution people to add a talk with Luna before we go over because she's our mom and we should let her know we love her. We haven't really made time for her at all these last few weeks.

>>2816670
>We haven't really made time for her at all these last few weeks.

More like ever. The closest we've ever gotten to just spending time with her was that one breakfast we brought Emily along with too. Besides that we've neglected her more than Sabrina.

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The votes...

>Portal far away
1 vote (back to Hawaii)

>Fly
0 votes

>Walk the fuck home
5 votes

>Go to the Diaz's
5 votes

A tie?

>Makes sense
A: "..."
>You're so quiet now
>You're...

>A tie
>This should be a special event
>You feel a lick on your left hand
>You turn
>A dog is there
>Some kinna Shiba
>It's JACKED
>Also
>It's face is a little swollen
>Like it ate a bee
>The dog does not look upset about this at all

A: "H-hey little guy."
>You raise up Muscles to pet him
>Then stop
>You see your right hand
>It flexes instinctively
>Makes sense
>Muscles feels life
>So he craves death

>You lower your arm
A: "Get outta here."
>The dog nuzzles your hand
A: "I said FUCK OFF!"
>The comfy dog does not back away
>It just looks at you for a while
>Comfortably
>Then shakes it's head
>A bee flies out of it's lip
>The dog heads off for the bushes

A: "It's better for you this way."
>You mutter half way to yourself
A: "Better for everybody."
>Who the hell should want to see you anyways?
>Is that what you're thinking?

A: "I-..."
>You look back up at Jackie's
A: "Goodbye."

cont

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>>2816695
>>2816695

>MEANWHILE
>AT THE HOUSE OF DIAZ

https://youtu.be/uHZGiMzmKQM

R: "Angie! Could you get the door, sweetie?"
An: "I can't! I'm stirring butter!"
R: "Ai, these darn late night sales p-"
>Caclick

>Rafael Diaz
>A small hill of a warm
>Dark haired
>Smiling man
>Gasps at the sight of you
>His fingers release the door
>It creaks as he stares at you
>Wordless
>Aghast

A: "M-...Mister Diaz."
>Oh boy
A: "Hi, I-"
>Here it comes
>You're streaming tears
>Still covered in shit
>Still partly burnt
>With no hair
>No real clothes
>A spiked Saxophone in your hand

>You're hiccuping
>Struggling for air

A: "I- I'm sorry I didn't write...and I know it's Sunday Funday bu-"

https://youtu.be/udfQEHp3DT0

A: "HMPFGH!"
>What?
>You're being hugged

R: "Anon.Mi chico favorito."
>This isn't a tourist hug
>Raf can't even see you
>Everything that was on you
>Is now on him
>All over him
>His hands meet on either shoulder

R: "ANGIE! Guess who's here!"
An: "Is it the p-"
>Angie was leaning out of the kitchen
>Mixing butter and caramel corn
>She drops them both
An: "ANON!?"

A: "Hey, Angie."
>You squeak
>She runs over to you
>Hugs her husband around you
>You seriously can't breathe but
>Huh
>Guess somebody wanted to see you after all


A: "Can I use your bathroom?"


>Boom
>You are in the shower
>Muscles is starting to get mad
>You were killing for a whole night
>A whole day even
>He is punching the air
>He thinks it was awesome
>He does not understand why you are not hype
>Or not killing


What do now?

>Go downstairs and sit with the Diazes
(Show them all the crazy shit going on)

>Listen to the walls
(The Diaz house is notoriously thin, you might hear conversations)

>Pop out and see if Marco is home
(Sneaky the breek)

>>2816698
>A tie
>Go to the Diaz's anyway
Yeah OK. That makes sense.

>Go downstairs and sit with the Diazes
>(Show them all the crazy shit going on)

>>2816698
>Listen to the walls while we dry off

>Try to convey to Muscles that punching was had but very important battle was lost

>Then go downstairs and let them know we had a very bad day, got dumped and wanted to come see our friend and his family, if they will have us.

>>2816698
>Explain to Muscles that we got more to think about than killing and punching
Then
>Talk to the Diaz’s.
Don’t just spill everything out, go slow. Answer questions if asked, let them know you appreciate the hospitality.

>>2816698
>Just go down and talk to them like a normal person.

>Go downstairs and sit with the Diazes
>(Show them all the crazy shit going on)

>>2816698
>Listen to the walls
>(to see if Marco is home and avoid him.)
then
>Go downstairs and sit with the Diazes
(Apologize for not writing or calling)

>>2816710
>>Then go downstairs and let them know we had a very bad day, got dumped and wanted to come see our friend and his family, if they will have us.
Why would Anon want to see Marco right now?
Just talk with the Diaz, then leave.

>>2816698
Pretty much >>2816719

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>>2816698
>>2816722
Just Ask the Diaz how they've been.

>>2816722
Because Anon showing up, in person to talk and be human to is something Marco might appreciate.

If we wants us to go then we can go, but we can't hide from confrontation forever. Gotta face up and talk things out or you'll just run forever and be alone.

>>2816733
>be alone.
>We have at least five friends back home not counting any other school friends
Stop it with this meme that Marco is the one and only friend who exists.

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>>2816733
BUT I WANT ANON TO SUFFER AND WALLOW IN HIS OWN MISERY LIKE I DO

>>2816698
supporting:
>>2816719

>>2816698
go and sit and convo with the diazes
SECRET [spolier]LORE[/spoiler] ROUTE

>>2816698
>>Go downstairs and sit with the Diazes
Try to play Mariachi on BJ and comedically fail miserably

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-nzlKUQ1QQ

>>2816698
>>2816719
this

>>2816706
also this

>>2816698
>>Go downstairs and sit with the Diazes
Let's have a trip down memory lane

>>2816743
too Bad, learn to heal and become stronger.

>>2816808
Yeah, heal by lingering on the past and literally never moving on from one bad event in your life.

>>2816813
>Yeah, heal by lingering on the past and literally never moving on from one bad event in your life.

Who said anything about lingering? We are at Marcos right now, reconnecting with a past we abandoned because of one thot. Letting all our past relationships die from a combination of angst, poor choices and our feelings towards a bugthot is letting Star and the universe win.

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>6 votes for go and talk
>2 votes for listen to the walls

>Bathrooms
>What is it about bathrooms?
>They're so quiet
>So powerfully protected

>You haven't had much alone time since all this began
>Before you got your powers
>You'd come here to AVOID being alone
>The worst kind of alone
>Alone with someone else
>Who made you FEEL alone
>With your dad
>With your knocked out mom

>You used to spend a lot longer in Bathrooms
>To be alone and not threatened
>SKKZZZRht

>You turn off the water
>Take a deep breath
>You want to just gush
>Or scream

>Muscles hands you a towell
>It's Marco's Floral Purple one
>As you dry Muscles questions your sadness again

A: "We killed a lot but we lost Jackie."
>Lost?
A: "She dumped us, bro."
>Dumped?
A: "It means she doesn't wanna see us anymore."
>Then she will have to closer her eyes. We are not leaving.
A: "It means we can't grab her fat ass and twist it like you used to..."
>Muscles is quiet

>THEN IS QUIET AND ANGRY
>WHAM!
>HE SHATTERS A HOLE INTO THE PORCELAIN WALL

https://youtu.be/yg8116aeD7E

A: "SHIT!"
>HE FLOPS OUT ONTO THE FLOOR
>WRITHES LIKE AN EPILEPTIC SEA SERPENT

A: "GOD'S SHITTING EYE SOCKETS, STOP!"
>How can this happen!?
>You're so STRONG!
>WHY
>WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT WANT THIS POWER WITH THEM!?

A: "SUCK IT UP!"
>He starts to yank on the toilet
>You yank backwards
>Straining on your heels

A: "STOP FEELING FUCKING SORRY FOR YOURSELF AND TREAT PAIN LIKE A TEACHER!"

>Knock knock
R: "Anon? Are you ok in there?"

A: "y-..."
>Muscles
>Relaxes
>Wriggles his fingers at you
>He is mewling
>He shoves his hand into yours
>Like he wants pets

A: "We're ok."
R: "Well, we have the popcorn. Angie's got the board game set up..."
A: "I'll be right down."

>You dress in...
>Oh
>Your clothes are trashed

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>>2816833
>>2816833

A: "I should have gone home first...but...nah. I can still do this."
>You rub your chin
>Swallow
A: "I'm gonna talk to people. I'm gonna share."
>You grit your teeth
>Shake as you spit out the promise you make to yourself
A: "I'm gonnabegroundedandsharewithoutBURDENINGOTHERS."

>Anon?

>Do you want to bring the rest of your family over?

>Susan
>Wondy
>His kid
>The skeletons
>Probably even bow
>He's fine as long as he's in a cage
>Or rather
>Everyone else is fine


>They're all waiting for you
>At the castle
>In your little world
>Maybe your world
>AND the human one

>Don't have to be separate?

>The Diaz's have always been good to you
>Even Marco

>Anon leans out of the bathroom
>Glares down the hall
>Marco's door is closed
>The Lights off

A: "Fuck Marco."
>You slam the door closed
>Ponder your rekt armor


What do about your clothes?
Do you want to invite everyone?

A: "Mom."
L: "Yes?"
A: "Do we have snacks?"
L: "We can. In short order."
A: "...will anyone die getting the snacks?"
L: "Probably. If they deserve it."


What do?

Also.

>There's a magical glowy thing on the bathroom counter that looks like the end of Star's wand

sniff

Just sayin.

>>2816839
>Leave your wand next to hers.

>>2816839
>>2816855
this

leave/change clothes too

>Leave your wand next to hers.

>>2816839
>Ask The Diaz if you can invite your... friends? Family? A lot has been happening.
>Then invite them
>Tell mom your ordering out for snacks.

>>2816839
Supporting >>2816855
Sure, bring the rest, but do it Gandalf Style.
You know, with the Bring Them One At A Time method, with a side of asking the Diazes beforehand if it's ok.
Unless they ask to just let them all in, to which chase LET 'EM RIP LIKE BANEBLADES

>>2816839
>look left
>look right
>take the wand and rube our balls on it
>afterwards, invite the ask the Diazs if we can invite our family over, and if yes bring them