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>>2950604
>Go talk to the police about what they wanted
>Tell Wondervon to start getting skeleboys up and animted. Starting with the spying swarm. (make sure to make them look pretty, pic related)
>Text Calibur for meeting time+location.

>>2950604
>Su: "Ah'm you'we best fwen?!"
Well, the only person closer to me than you is Luna, and she's my mom. So by process of elimination, yes you are the best friend.

Anyway, didn't we have a murderer to go find and kill? We should get on that.

>>2950604
> Call Excalibur
>" You have 60 seconds, friends died, I am on the warpath to mewni. Ludo is fucked. Make your pitch. "

>Hear him out then call star to get us in touch with Moon.

>Offer Moon Ludo's head on a plate if she gives you free run on Mewni until it is done and invitation to the MHC.

>Prepare vermin swarms to scout Mewni, both ludos castle and Woevenmire.

Enough fucking around, we have moves to make.

>>2950624
Star and calibur have no reason to like or obey us edgerson.

Maybe you should include some carrot with that stick?

Or actually find out what people want?

>>2950622
fuck no, shes more than that.
>>2950604
>"Susan, I have not had a lot of friends, but you are one of my closest. Thank you, for everything,

>>2950604
Essentially >>2950624

>>2950604
What do?
>Talk to Star about The Perfect Vessel. I wanna try to start finding that today.
>Also tell Susan she IS our best friend and has been for quite some time. Then hug her.

>>2950624
This plan sounds nice, I enjoy the venomous hatred for Ludo, but why Ludo? I don't THINK he's the one who hurt Justin and the Bro's. So while i approve, I feel like there's some priorities being skipped here.

>>2950604
>50% of metal to economy
>25% weapons and armor for skeltals
>25% to outfit worm with armor and combo digging tools/weapons

Being a pushy edge tard is going to backfire on you...

Oh well, its not like im used to screaming at the thread for being edgey fucktards.

>>2950604
to susan
>The best friend a meme incarnate could ask for
to Exalibur
>You have 60 seconds, people I'm fond of have died, and I will not tolerate the utter disrespect. Heads will roll.
>start getting the undead and units and metal prepped for army building.
>>2950613
I'm still all for angelic themed elite undead

>>2950644
Hey, it's gotten us this far hasn't it?

>>2950604
>>2950635
Changing support to >>2950643 and >>2950637

>>2950644
I see your point but being a dick about it probably doesn't help your case.

>>2950637
How about we don't mention a forbidden spell to Star? Like, sure there's a chance she'll not care but there's also a chance she will care and I don't wanna risk it. I'd rather just ask about the stupid castle where the spell is located, not the spell itself. Cover our bases and not have a "oh no, this is forbidden Anon, I'm gonna have to blast you" kinda situation.

>>2950663
>oh no, this is forbidden Anon
With Star of all people? I don't see it. I do agree just asking is probably a good idea. We could just say it belongs to our mom and we just want it back.

>>2950658
Yas sorry. Its just... so much war world. So much bad. So much trauma.

>>2950669
Like I said, I get it, but what's done is done and we've been doing at least somewhat well since then. All I'm saying is you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. It's a dumb saying but it always applies really well to this quest. Just replace vinegar with salt and it'd be perfect.

>>2950639
Ludo killed Luna and wrecked our house. So hes permashitlist

Its more an excuse to disrupt the monster army being supplied by the MIB to attack Moon and cripple the MHC.

If we help out Moon and get allowed to operate on Mewni, we can raid the castle with our spell without Moon getting mad as well as kill off Ludo.

This overall gets Moon in our debt and is an other voice on the MHC that is favorable to us.

Its politics really, but we need to reduce the number of enemies we have and this wipes out Ludo and the MHC as well as getting one spell back in one move.

>>2950695
I get that, and I agree ENTIRELY. But there's still some fucko out there who killed two of our friends, mortally wounded another, and killed a fourth guy we barely even knew. And he's still out there, and he might kill again. So this feels like ignoring the current problem on hand.

>>2950644
>Being a pushy edge tard is going to backfire on you...
>Oh well, its not like im used to screaming at the thread for being edgey fucktards.

Look there is being Edgey and then there is being Strong. Excalibur wants us for something with the MIB and the MIB elders want us dead. We have to show that we are an unstoppable, but not unreasonable force.

I'm sure the elders are listening so by continuing to make Excalibur the only MIB contact that we will engage with secures Excaliburs position as well as keep the "reasonable" appearance up.

Again, we have been neglecting a massive politics game that we can easily use for our own gain.

>>2950700
We get the spell back, we can simply resurrect them. If we drop everything and focus on the little problem it will show that killing our friends will disrupt us and they will continue it.

We can also potentially mobilize the MIB to handle the threat.

We aren't in the action phase yet, we are in the talking and planning phase.


>Talk to Excalibur
>Talk to Star about talking to Moon
>Sending vermin swarms to scout Mewni locations

This all takes maybe 15 min. We have considerable time after to quickly find the attacker and dispatch him later today.

I dont want to be pushy on star. I like her. We should try asking nicely first.

>>2950713
>I like her
Anon doesn't though, and by that I mean the majority of anons
starnon never

>>2950713
>I like her.
I don't. Let's push her like a push in door.

>>2950722
We kind of do though? We voted for sister like feelings for her.

Oh. LIKE her. No. I misspoke. We dont like her. We like to ANNOY her.

>>2950713
>>I like her
Then we ask nicely but be blunt.

"Some of my friends are dead, I need to speak with your mom. Big things are happening, we can catch up, you, me, Marco and I will fill you in. Watch out, the killer is still hunting in echo creek."

>>2950729
>Sister feelings
I...... are you mistaking Susan for Star? Because there's literally NEVER been anything like that. Star's the annoying bug princess, Susan's the cutie who thinks cars are demons.

>>2950729
Well... complicated feelings I guess.

We do end up asking for her help quite a bit however.

>>2950729
I don't remember that vote, when was that? Are you sure you're not talking about Susan?

>>2950604
Check cops if ok.
Crime Scene.

Send MSG to Calibur where does he wanna meet.

I was looking into the inventory a bit. First off, we're at 2 power so that's cool, but now that we've got a few hundred undead, I'm thinking we need to start actually arming them so they can do serious damage and not just do the whole "mob destroyed by the hundreds as they rush" deal. Maybe sack a few gunshops. Maybe google a gun factory, look at images of it's insides, and scissor into and sneak off with the weaponry and ammo. Could also use armor.
Speaking of, you guys think enchanting our armor is possible?

>L: "Remove this well meaning simpleton from me, Anon. Or what I do to her would rewrite your history books."

>A: "IT'S THAT TOP NOTE!"
>S: "What is this!?"
>A: "IT'S THAT CREAM!"
>S: "WHOAHLLY MOLY, ANON! I CAN SEE YOUR BRAIN!"
>A: "PURE VANILLA!"
>S: "I FINALLY GET MEMES!"

Hmmm. Pretty sure we did. Looking.

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https://youtu.be/QAFXayH1bpY

>You are a sailor now
>Long ago you set sail into a new world
>Your body aches
>Your soul creaks
>There are miles to go

A: "My phone..."

>Miles before you sleep


>YOU HAVE DEIGNED TO MAKE POWER MOVES

>You press a single button on the phone
>With a certain text message open
>One that came from a government operative
>Who warned you about going too far

CALL WITH AGENT CALIBUR OF THE MEN IN BLACK

>Beep

Ex: "...hello, Anonymous."
A: "Your people consorted with Ludo."
Ex: "You robbed a national monument."
A: "I am about to Fuck Ludo into a corpse-helmet. Which I will wear. To protect my head as I climb up into the asshole of whoever shot my friends."
Ex: "You were seen. In the streets of France."

A: "You have sixty goddamn seconds."
Ex: "..."
A: "One minute. To convince me I should even bother with you."

>There is a silence
>A PSST...
>A crack
>Then an audible
>Set
>Of swallows
>As zero calories are consumed on the other end of your phone

L: "He's stalling. To trace you. Or plan his actions."

A: "Let him."

>Clank
Ex: "...Adults. Do not -do- ultimatums."
>His tone is cool
Ex: "Groups make decisions cautiously. Governments move slowl-"

A: "I AIN'T A GOVERNMENT."
>Your throat cracks
>Your fingers tremble
>You clear your craw
>As your eyes glow and your own face emerges from your spellform

A: "I...am a RULER."

cont

>>2950793
>A: "I...am a RULER."
AND AS A RULER, I CAN TELL YOU THAT MY PATIENCE IS GROWING SHORTER AND SHORTER!

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>>2950793
>>2950793

>He's quiet
>For a moment
Ex: "So, you've already made your decision?"
A: "War."

Ex: "Then you're at war on two fronts."

>BEEP

>You summon your technician
A: "Wondervon. Split this metal up and get my new soldiers off of my WILL. Your new assistants will help."
W: "How shall ve do it, mine lord?"

>You outline something you've just concocted
>A way to have bigger
>Better soldiers
>Not just electric zombies but one's beautified by their modifications
>You describe it
>Wondy looks amused

W: "Do ve have a brand now?"
A: "Just do it! Upgrade the worm with the rest! Put any spare into our vault."
W: "Upgrade it how?"
A: "However you like."

W: "I am goingk to make it -Fly- ."
A: "..."
>You really made a good hire with him


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>>2950804
>>2950804

>Two more phone calls
>One with STAR FUCKING BUTTERFLY
>Who doesn't pick up

Su: "She's pwobabwy asweep."
A: "She needs to get woke."
Su: "Needs to fuckin' get a dick in the eye that wiw' fuckin' cwit tease a-"

>You close the phone
>Go up to Susan
>You hold her hand
Su: "..."

>You hug her

>Your head only makes it to her stomach
>It's ok
>She hugs you back anyways

Su: "Ye'we s-...so fuckin GAY."
A: "Y-...you too. We're the fuckin' best, ok?"
Su: "We'we so fuckin' single, dude."
A: "I know and we're the best. I love you ok, bro? Close your eyes."
Su: "Ok."
A: "See that?"
Su: "Nothing."
A: "That's my world without you."
>Susan tears up
>Punches your arm
Su: "b-bwo."

>How best to deal with this?
>Star is asleep

But you know where she lives

>You also have th-
>Oh
>You have
>HEKAPOO'S GIFT

>A royal pair of mini-scissors
>That lead RIGHT into the Castle of Mewni
>You don't need Star to get to her Mother

>You could drop in right now
>For a little...
>Visit.


A: "Send scouts to mewni..."
>SHHRRIIIIP
A: "Thinking ones. Ones that can ask questions."

W: "Only vone of your minions talks, my lord."
Su: "h-...hewwo."
>Susan sniffs back her happiness tears
What do?

>Also, Bow has something in his mouth
>It's puffing out his cheeks
>You know because he just waddled in
>Then laid down
>Right on your feet
>Not at them
>On them
>He lays his head down, as his sides jiggle from the movement

B: "...berf."

So what did you want to harass Moon about again?

Also, nice work starting a war because of your impatience.

In fact! Since were going to Mewni to piss off moon. Lets got start a war on THREE fronts with the HMC!

>>2950814
Not like we weren't planning on joining in. You didn't expect to join into a war against Ludo and not antagonize his allies as a result did you? Because we already knew Earth was helping to arm his monster army.
>>2950819
anon....

>>2950809
Alright, first off those guns we have, let's arm some skeletons with them and post them at the entrance of the hole. Keep that thing extra protected. It's war time. As for Moon, I THINK IT'S TIME TO BRING GRATE BACK SO HE CAN SPEAK TO MOON FOR US!

>>2950822
Yeah, the MiB were already on thin ice what with them breathing down our necks, but now they're helping out our mortal enemy. War was inevitable.

>>2950823
agreed, the two big things that should be done short term
>Bring back Grate and prepare for when we meet with moon
>start arming and further expanding our forces
quantity is a quality, but weapons and armor would be nice.

You have the opportunity to learn about what (supposedly) should be the primary base of these “men in black” that have been harassing you.
Agent Excalibur gave you the address of their supposed primary base, written on the back of a napkin.
Just as a reminder, we have what is potentially their HQ address. just saying...

>>2950809
>Literally stick our dick into Star's eye while she sleeps.
This will be our perfect introduction to Moon.

>>2950823
>>2950809
supporting BRING BACK GRATE

>>2950793
>>2950804
Ex: "So, you've already made your decision?"
A: "War."

Ex: "Then you're at war on two fronts."

OOF

This is just what I didn't want it to happen.

>>2950846
From last I remember it's just their main base in Echo Creek. Pushing them out of the city/town/where-ever we live should be the first goal in terms of dealing with the MiB. We could potentially strong arm them into leaving echo creek, and dropping support with Ludo in favor of a peace treaty with us. But that's in the far future. Right now we need to set up defenses.

>>2950846
>JUNKRAT’S SOUL
The soul of one of the Inter-reality thieves that dared to pull a heist on your bank. It awaits a new body in which you may interrogate it for intel on whoever dared cross you. Safely stored inside of your Wand.


>AGENT K20’S SOUL
The soul of K20, one of the suited agents that you stopped from taking Star Butterfly’s book. Safely stored inside of your Wand.


also, these souls. If we rezzed K20 into a skeleton, we'd have an inside guy to give us info. Plust Junkrat might know some stuff that'll help us too. Seriously, I hate how I keep forgetting we have this stuff.
Yup, it's right here
1963 Kennedy street

P E R C I V A L
L A M O R A K

>>2950809
>change to Vermin scouts, no questions. We need only visual confirmation on ludo for a Scissor Portal smash and grab. We don't want to tip off Monsters.

>Text Hekapoo
"Plans have changed. I am going to Moon directly now. I know what happened last summer and why time broke. "

>Text Back Excalibur's number. "If you side with Ludo and strike me I will respond in kind. I do not think any wizard or weapon in your arsenal will help. Your nuke didn't even phase me or Lucikron last time, if you remember. Stay the fuck away, do what you need to cover up my existence and things will return to status Quo. The choice is yours."


>Go to Star's house.
>Put her and Marco on the trail of the thing that killed our friends
>Have Star call Moon and Introduce us
>Tell Moon we are her solution to Ludo and that it is good to see her again.

>>2950851
I also would prefer this had not happened.

>Call Excalibur back.
>Apologize.
Explain that you are going to go after Ludo. You dont want to start a war with the MiB, and earth is where your friends and home are.
>They have repeatedly entered alliances with dangerous people who tried to screw over the world and yourself.
>Now a bunch of random kids. Kids who are MY FRIENDS. are dead.


>Start rebuilding Grate.

>>2950865
>Apologize.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4

>>2950823
>>2950863
>>2950857

I wish to support all of these!

>>2950863
YES. KEEP THREATENING PEOPLE YOU STUPID. STUPID. STUPID FUCK. THAT WORKED SO WELL LAST TIME!!!

I MEAN ITS NOT LIKE THEY WERE WILLING TO ACTUALLY TALK TO US. NOT LIKE THEY ARE WILLING TO MAKE STUPID STUPID STUPID FUCK DECISIONS LIKE THEY GET SCARED LIKE NUKING THE FUCKING CITY FOR THE THIRD TIME.

GOD I FUCKING HATE THIS STUPID POSING MACHO RETARDED "POWER MOVE" BULLSHIT.

PEOPLE. DO. NOT. LIKE. BEING. THREATENED.

HOW STUPID AND SOCIALLY MALADJUSTED ARE YOU PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK THIS WAY!?!?!?!?

WHHHHHYYYYY

>>2950876
You know what people like less than being threatened? Having your friends killed. And you know what's almost as bad as that? Supporting the fuckos who killed your friend.

>>2950809
Right.
That alliance didn't last long did it?
Anyway.
>We really can't send Susan, she has like -4 char. She'd make a terrible spy. So let's put that shit on hold for now.
>We need to get to Star but if she knows how to run any type of decent party there will still be people there if we go know so let's wait a few hours before going to do that. But then we should go over. A polite house visit.
>Get that shit out ouf Bow's mouth and make him go exercise some where.

>>2950865
>>2950872
Guys, I don't think that'll go as well as you think it will. We've already shown that we're hostile, and going back on our declaration will make us look both crazy and retarded. Plus the friends and home thing will just show them they have strong leverage against us. Peace is great and all, but showing weakness and crawling back for it will just hurt us in the long run. Administrations that act like that don't last long, if history has taught us anything.

>>2950886
I know it's a bad idea. I thought my post implied I was against apologizing.

>>2950881
>>2950876
Not to mention, we're acting as a governmental head, not a person talking rationally to another person. Peace doesn't really seem like an option if we plan on fighting Ludo's forces anyway. The MIB are playing old school politics, aiding a weaker force in taking down a stronger political power of that region. Have them fight more evenly, hopefully taking down the stronger power, and your left with a chaotic mess to take advantage of. Oldest trick in human history.

>>2950893
My bad, excuse my retardation.

>>2950872
Your an edgey retard and I hate you. I hate you so much I want to crack your skull open. Scoop your brains out, and toss it in a compost heap with the rest of the shit you rancid fuck head.

I hope you enjoy all of our friends getting murdered because you were too stupid to go back on a BLATANTLY INCORRECT decision.

Well I probably didnt mean any of that. But it definitely made me feel a lot better.

>>2950906
Sorry my friend, but it seems you've made two fatal mistakes. Not only have you personally attacked me, but you've made a grammatical error therefore invalidating not only your current argument but all previous and future arguments.

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Fucking. Why do we always have to jump the gun?
Seriously, we could have stalled a confrontation with the MiB. We already have enough enemies, don't you think?
We could text Ex to and prop him just what is it they can offer US to get US on THEIR side.


>>2950809
>Check what Bow has on his mouth.
We need to prep everything we got.
>We Mind Read Contact Janna and warn her about the MiB. They might be coming after her now since she's the third most blatant magic user in Echo Creek besides Star and Us.
>Prep our troops. One of the Skeletons from Africa was proficient with weapons I think See what kinda milita we can prep with the guns we have.
>Wondervon should also check that Anti-Magic device we got aside of everyhting else he got on his hands.

>>2950863
If you seriously think it's gonna be that easy to get to Ludo you're tripping balls m8.

>>2950911
O.k.

I still feel a lot better. Holy god.

>>2950917
Man I dont even know who I ripped into. Sorry random guy.

>>2950902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPn8QJiahY0

>>2950916
No, but doesn't hurt to try. Ludo has scissors so any big attack will result in Buff-frog extracting him to a secure location.

Eyes on Ludo wherever he's being a little shit offers us the surgical strike. Once Ludo is secured we can simply alpha strike the monsters.
Food for thought.

>Luna can cast with our HP
>We can overcharge on HP
>Blood4blood from willing subjects transfers well

Connect the dots and lets get Luna casting some of that good shit.

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>First
>You roll your fatass Dog of a Dinosaur off of your feet
>As he goes on his back his little legs wiggle
>His huge claws extend
>Hm
>Are some creatures still fearsome when they are fat?

A: "Out. Spit it out."
>Bow WIGGLES AWEY
>You dig your skeleton fingers into his lips
>Pull them open

>SHLORP
>Out comes Baby Entropy
>Looking like a slime covered chicken Deer

En: "...of Courshe you knu. Thish meansh war."

>War.
>You float around the room
>Impatient
>Brooding
>Your fire-flesh robes billow in the breeze
>As Wondervon and his new Assistant, Pierre the ARM HORROR assembly line Zombies and Skeletons into efficient, dead death dealers

>Mmf
>You're so fidgety
>You feel so absorbed in WAITING

L: "This is what thrones are for, dear. Ruling from."

>You go and sit down
>Making Bow follow you with a whistle
>Susan has to help roll him over

Su: "What'sh deh Pwan?"
>She has her sword
>You
>Have to make the decision

A: "First. I need my representative back."
>Your wand casually DOOTS as you murmur


https://youtu.be/dFVAELI4JxE

A: "Bring back Grate. He'll go to Queen Moon. Lay it out I want to help her kill Ludo...for a price."

Su: "Why even bothew? Wudo's a bitch."
A: "We need a way into Mewni. Ludo is a common enemy. I want her eyes OFF of me when we go."

Su: "So we're pwotting? Pwanning?"

A: "Yes."

>Susan slams her sword into the ground
Su: "UGH! BoWWWWEEnng!"

A: "While -we- get armed."
>Susan looks way less bored all of a sudden

A: "We take all our weapons. We arm the skeletons. Make an honor guard to protect the castle and HOLE."
>Lightning strikes outside


>The African Skeleton walks into the throne room
>He kneels

GT: "My lort..."
A: "Yes."
>You clench your fingers
A: "I might be going fast...but I'll cover the fuckin' bases."
>The Gold Tooth skeleton approaches
>Slowly

A: "You take the aresenal. Make these French skeletons worth something. Understand."
GT: "Absoluteleh."
A: "Do you have a name?"
GT: "None dat mattahs so much I would utter it to you, my lorht."

A: "Then go, commander."

>CLICK
>SNAP
>CLACK!
>CHACHUNK

YOUR WEAPONS STOCKPILE IS GONE


30 SKELETON COMMANDOS HAVE BEEN CREATED

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>>2950947
>>2950947

>Elite Combat Units
>That automatically get ADV on combat encounters
>Even without a commander

>With new defenses...
>More numbers...

POWER HAS UPGRADED TO A 3

A: "Good..."
>You eye your throne room
>It's so...
>Childish

>A glorified entertainment center
>Bow licks your boney cheek

A: "Now what..."

>You are about to fall asleep in your beanbag
>Your WILL is slowly being relieved by Wondy's work


A: "Grate...where is Grate? I need him to...gmmf..."
>Bow lays his head in your lap
>Snuggles down


L: "I could put his soul into a gem."
A: "What would that do?"
L: "Destroy the gem slowly...but allow him to speak."

A: "What else can we do?"
L: "Sacrifice another minion to replace their soul with Grate's."
A: "But they can't...mmf...they can't talk."

L: "Do you know who -can- talk?"
A: "Me? I talk..."

L: "Those duplicitous cads who wear the suits."
A: "Kennedy street..."
L: "Or perhaps you raid another 'sound system' ."

>Luna chuckles
>As your head swirls

What do, Dream boat?

>>2950955
How long would the gem last and what quality is needed? If we need to acquire one I think it'd be easier to get a sound system. But if we just need to use one of the existing gems I'd prefer the easier and quicker option.

>>2950955
>Commit suicide?

>Use the gem we have a crateload.

>Go to sleep after putting some gaurds on lookout for government spookums.

>>2950955
Can the gem have maintenance so that it lasts?
if so i would go this route

>>2950955
>"Luna, how much HP to modify my biology so I no longer need sleep or rest."

>Create Gem Grate. Put his soul in a gem and make him a Grand Golem. Rebirth must be earned but Grate is ascending the ladder.

>Text Excalibur. "Do you truly mean to stand in the way of the King of Earth? I have powers, resources, gifts. You declared war, but you are not the Council. Tell them they may either accept me and reap rewards higher than their paltry stolen magic, or to draw the line in the sand."

>Go to star and have her accompany us and Grate to Mewni using the Royal Scissors.

>Go to Stars

>>2950955
>>2950962
>COMMIT SUICIDE

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>>2950960
>>2950960

For the sake of Brevity.

Each Gem would last a few days.
Diamonds, Rubies, pure and precious gems tend to function the best.

Cloudy or rough rocks work with the least efficiency. Some only able to hold vermin souls or even lasting just a few hours.

Make your choice. These vessels are imperfect.

>>2950967
>"Luna, how much HP to modify my biology so I no longer need sleep or rest."
NOW SOMEONE'S ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS!

>>2950969
Cool, looks like we're raiding a new sound system for grate.

>>2950968
>>2950962
>Suicide
Fuck no.

>>2950955
Sacrifice minion, have Susan go back to Australia to pick up a sound system.
Then take a nap.
When we wake up we go to Star, and hopefully Grate will be ready to go to Moon.

>>2950969
We tear the riches from the earth like a predator tears meat from Bone.

Raise him in this new form. We have need of our greatest.

>>2950955
Alternatively we ask all of the skelebois if any of them would want to shuffle of the mortal coil for good.

The wand is paradise. One of them is likely to find that more alluring than the world of flesh bags.

Still need to go in the wand and make sure all the people are not ruining paradise...

>"Luna, how much HP to modify my biology so I no longer need sleep or rest."

>Gather some gems.

>Rez JJ and Droog too. They were useful and competent. We will need generals.

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>>2950955
>"Luna, how much HP to modify my biology so I no longer need sleep or rest."

>Create Gem Grate. Put his soul in a gem and make him a Grand Golem. Rebirth must be earned but Grate is ascending the ladder.

these I'll support, then

>go talk to Star Butterfly

Also

>A: "You take the aresenal. Make these French skeletons worth something. Understand."
>GT: "Absoluteleh."
>A: "Do you have a name?"
>GT: "None dat mattahs so much I would utter it to you, my lorht."

I'm all for making gold tooth into an elite abomination. Maybe muscled up with flesh and military gear, kind of reminiscent of Spawn

>>2951000
>Turn gold tooth into spawn

Well he IS black.

He also just about has the backstory for it.

>>2950955
Let's just.
Take a nap.
We can head over to Star's when we wake up, and handle the Moon thing when we get back form that.

>>2951005
Right? I think it works, plus I think he's worth making an elite.

>>2950955
>>2950968
Alright fine jeez.
Changing support to >>2951006
With a bit of >>2951000

>>2951006
Yeah bother star later please.

>>2951000

Can we call Goldtooth "Killa-Kinte"

>>2951006
>Fuck sleep, we don't need it.

>>2951000
Support.

>>2951034
We don't need it.
But naps are nice.
And I want to indulge myself in something nice for once.
I WANT to take a nap.

>>2951067
We already took a nap like last session, the hell are we taking another one for?

>>2951067
We can sleep when We finish blowing a Bloodfeast load into Ludo's skull before delivering it to Moon.

Thats kind of true. We have been being really sleepy lately.

Maybe quest is hinting at something draining our power?

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A: "The worm needs-...needs name."
Su: "Susan's Dick."
A: "Shutup that's awesome but no..."
>You curl up
>Onto the throne
>As your body begins to fail you

A: "Useless...meat."
>Your spell form unravels
>Even Muscles forms into a little pillow
>So you can relacc

A: "Mom. How can I never sleep again? Never need it?"
>You yawn
>A: "This blows."

L: "A modicum of chemical adjustments. Your body would need new ways to recoup from exhaustion. Do you want to be undead?"

A: "I wanna keep my asshole."
Su: "Specificawwy you'we..."
>Susan scratches her hair

L: "Then we have another reason to get my spells back. With flawless Vessel...we could stave off unwanted side effects. Self surgery. Self alteration would be quite possible."

A: "Then Woevenmire needs to be mine..."

>You lay on Muscles
>He purrs
A: "Gross."

>He stops
A: "Don't stop."
>He purrs
>HARDER


A: "Use all the gems you need. Make Grate into a Rock and Roller."
L: "A diamond skull..."
A: "With a metal body."
Su: "Speakews?"
A: "With dope ass speakers."


>Sick

A: "Tomorrow we go to Star. Then talk to her..."
>You yawn again
>Bow sniffs your mouth
>Then licks it while it's open
A: "HECKKSXh!"

cont

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>>2951101
>>2951101

https://youtu.be/PkLPFi4fmug

>That woke you up

A: "MAKE THE GOLD TOOH FAGGOT SICK AS FUCK!"
W: "HAH!?"

>Wondervon leans in
W: "VAT!?"
A: "LIKE SPAWN!"
W: "Vat is ZPAWN!?"
A: "Read a book you SUBTERRANEAN HYPER NIGGER."

>You sleep


>When you awake...

>16 on sound system retrieval

G: "Mah Loawd."
A: "Grate?"

>He is complete
>Diamond headed
>Terminator Bodied
>Grate

G: "Shall we?"

>Send Grate without you to be your representative
>Go with him yourself to treat with Mewni
>or

>Go through star


>Remember that Hekapoo wanted you to Meet Moon at the diplomacy Summit
>Friday

>You could get your info through Star
>Moon is someone you want to impress


Su: "Anown."
>Susan
Su: "Bow is shuper fat."


>I don't care
>I love it
>You're right let's fix it

L: "Darling."
A: "EHH!?"
>You turn to your Mom
>She has cookies
L: "Cookie?"
>They're black with pink chips


>What do you want to name the Worm?


KK: "My lord."
>Your new Skeleton Commander is here
>Goddamn
>Those BIGASS forearm gauntlets
>Boots
>BIGGER THAN ANY FEET
>Spiked shoulder pads
>Wrapped at the neck in a bigass Red Scarf that hides his mouth
>Except for a small exhaust pipe
>Which looks like a cigar
>Jutting from it's Depths

KK: "I believe I will accept a name. If it ees from you."

>Tsundere ass Bone man

>Is it Killa Kente?

YOUR WILL IS NOW FREE

What do?

>>2951109
>L: "Darling."
>A: "EHH!?"
>>You turn to your Mom
>>She has cookies
>L: "Cookie?"
>>They're black with pink chips
DESCRIBE THE TASTE OF THE FUCKING COOKIES MEME MAN!

>>2951109
>Send Grate without you to be your representative
>I love it, but You're right let's fix it
>Name the worm Lair
>Killa is fine

>>2951109
The worm will be...
West Jangalang.

>>2951109
>Go to Star's house and gather that fucking info about WOEVENMIRE, also ask abou ther mom.
>Eat Cookie
>We need to fix Bow. This doesn't seem healthy.

>>2951109
Name the Worm Atreides
KillaKenta is awsome
Send Grate to Moon to do some negotiatin
Lets fix up Bow

>>2951109

>First, check in with our vermin scouts.

>Mirrorcall Hekapoo
> "Things got hot. I am coming to Moon. Please be there, but first. Things got hot on Earth. We need to talk about what happened last summer."

>Have Hekapoo tell us what she remembers about last year, then we can tell happened save the typewriter incident, say we found some quirk in the magic we used to break Lucicrons chains to undo it all.


>Then, go get Star. Tell her to bring us to her Mother's with our friends.
>Star goes first, then Grate to announce us, then Skeleton honor guard with KillaKinte.

>>2951119
Support
If possible maybe have star go with Grate to help form an alliance, If she agrees to it of course. I don't want to send Grate blind and knowing how to approach Moon as we listen in and feed Grate info and our goals would be a good idea.

>>2951114

>>2951125
Pretentious, but whatever.

Call the worm Dr. Worm.

Kentes fine.

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>>2951109
What hour is it? All of these Power Naps are messing with my perception of time and Anon's internal clock.

>Contact Janna telepathically about the happenings with the MiB.
>We need to go with Grate to Mewni Friday.
>We could always ask Star about it; her mom, Ludo's castle secret, party, stuff.
ALSO
>Make sure you have a backup plan in case shit goes bad on Mewni. Something involving THE FUCKING ANTI MAGIC WEAPON WE HAVE AND OUR SKELETONS.

>>2951125
We have NO Vermin Scouts anymore.
We lost our single unity in Africa, remember?
>>2951114
We definitely need to go ourselves if we want the highest change of success. We shouldn't go without a plan however.

>>2951119
>>2951109
About Bow. Well he gotta do some exercise. He's a growy boii.
He also still need those UV lights, both for Bow and for the Greenhouse.
We could buy them in some depo.

>Do ask star about her mom too

>And fill her in on WHY your asking about her mom.

fuuuuuuuuuuudge shes in school isnt she.

>>2951133
I just want a Lair of the White Worm reference

>>2951109
>Get out of Skull boy form
>Send Grate
>Go to Star and ask her about all the things. Bring her a diplomatic gift.
>Put Bow on a fucking diet.
>Kiss Mom for being great and perfect.
>Just keep it's n as me from before. Dusty or whatever.
>Killa Kente is cool.

>>2951133
>>2951137
>>2951145
I will support all of these...

but we should also go with grate to meet with moon. That's been the long-con strat we have been preparing for

Well make some more vermin swarms. Literally just raid a dumpster.

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>>2951137
>>2951137

The day is Tuesday
The hour is currently 6:00 am.

A: "Fuck."
>The door opens
>It's Susan

https://youtu.be/Gyu82WG_edM

>She is in PJ's comprised of a neon blue Onesie
>And her Sword

Su: "Hey."
A: "Hey."
Su: "We'we wate fow Skoow."
A: "Fuck School."

>Wondervon runs in
W: "Zeh clocks veren't ready! YOU'RE LATE FOR YOR SKOOL!"
A: "Fuck Skool."
W: "Take ZEH VURM!"
A: "The wah-"
Su: "DEH WUWM!"
A: "Oh, the worm ok."

https://youtu.be/Jpu0JZxDz-w

>You're off and running
>You snatch a cookie
>Relishing the fact you're not currently a skeleton
>Oh Christ
>It's deep rich chocolate cake
>With Strawberry-White chocolate chips

A: "MMFf! Mhm!"
>Your legs go a little limp as you stagger through the house

>Skeletons with guns salute
>Your new officer strides out of the dungeons

A: "You're Killa Kente now."
KK: "My lord."

>Grate is waiting for you at the door
G: "Masta."

A: "You're going to see Queen Moon. Tell her we want to work together to solve the Ludo thing BE. POLITE."
G: "Of course."

>He bows
>His head disco-balls the whole room in light
>You throw him the ROYAL SCISSORS


>You throw the main Gate open
>As a massive
>Metal
>Meat
>TUBE
>Comes flying up from THE HOLE'S entrance

>Your ride to school
A: "THE WORM!"
>Susan comes sprinting from behind
>She's strapping a crop top on over her sports bra

Su: "Wait fow me!"
A: "Bring Bow!"
Su: "why!?"
A: "He's FAT so he needs walkies!"

>Susan sees him asleep on the stairs
>His leaves shudder as he snores

>She tries to lift him
>2 on the dice

Su: "My BACK!"
A: "Bow! Cookies!"
>You wave a new cookie in the air
>Here comes
>THE UNIT!

cont

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>>2951234
>>2951234

>Bow Jumps onto the Worm with you and Susan
>You all ride down
>Together

A: "Huh..."
>Together
>Your dog
>Your best friend
>Going out
>Into the WORLD!

Su: "We'we we going?"
A: "The mouth of HELL."

>MEANWHILE
>AT STAR and MARCO'S HOUSE

>Star and Marco are waiting at the bus stop
>Looking quite sleepy
>SHRIIIIIP

>When a portal opens
>Out from it
>Steps

>Bow
B: "BORK!"

>Marco takes on a Karate pose
>Star whips out her wand
>Then your head pops out of the bushes on Bow's back

A: "It me."

https://youtu.be/KQj7q5Z8_mM

M: "Anon!?"
A: "Slut."
S: "Anon."

>Susan pops out of Bow's fluff
Su: "Cockswot."
S: "Susan! Uh...hay~ ?"
>Susan is pretty damn stiff looking down at Star

>You however
>Have a mission
>You hop off of Bow
>Land in front of her
>You stand
>Slowly
>Your back cracking and popping from your night spent on the bean bag
>At full height your eyes flash

A: "Where is castle WOEvenmire?"
S: "..."

>Star gets an 8 on history check
S: "I dunno. Also why do you smell like that?"
A: "I smell like big moves."
S: "You smell like you skipped showering."
M: "It's not skipping if you never do it."

cont

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>>2951241
>>2951241

>Star and Marco sneak a high five down low
>Bow is sniffing near a dog
>That looks super spooked
>Bow very well might eat that dog

>You have been dissed
A: "I need to find that castle. So I can do stuff. BIGLY stuff."

S: "There's like a million castles on Mewni. Why don't you go ask for 'directions' or get a GPS or something?"
A: "The place is foreign. Your maps alien and WOEVENMIRE is so old nobody has it plotted down anymore."

S: "Why should I tell -you- anything?"

>That is a fair point


Why should she?


A MESSAGE FROM GRATE

Gr: "Master."
A: "What's goin down my recyclable homie?"
Gr: "I managed to get in to see the queen. She was surprised to know uh...that we exist."
A: "Fuck. Didn't go well?"

G: " I managed not to be turned away but ah...it would appear skeletons frighten these people. Deeply."
A: "How deeply?"
Gr: "My life has been threatened several times. One person offered to sell me a giant's toe."
A: "What does she say? About the deal?"
G: "That it is ridiculous. She has no reason to believe we're strong enough to do it. She. Wants. Proof."


>Proof.


>Star might know where this place is you seek
>Or
>She could let you talk to GLOSSARYCK

>She needs a reason

>Her Mom needs proof you're not a joke
>Oh and there is a red dot hovering on your chest


What do?

>>2951243
>S: "Why should I tell -you- anything?"
Because I said PLEASE! And you and Marco both know that's a big deal for me.

As for proof to moon, snap a selfie pic of us, our mom, and our wand. Those are the main pillars of our magical abilities. The only exceptions being that eye of mammons and Entropy. But they're not here right now.

>>2951243
Glossaryck didn't tell us before, why would he tell us now?

You know what? FUCK IT.
>Mind read the knowledge out of Star's brain. We did it with Tom, we can do it with her.

>>2951243
>Tell Star "Because I have recently declared my intentions to flay ludo alive and that has made some people very angry. Ask Marco who the real Men in Black are and be ready. I know we don't get along but I'd like to count you on the allies list."


>Open a portal to Grate's location ride in with our Skelecommandos atop Worm.

>Have grate announce our arrival

>Look directly at red dot man.
>Ask him if he REALLY wants to do this. He probably has friends. A family.
>People who love his ass.
>like muscles

>Talk to gloss man again too, he has some shit to answer fores.
>Also we should explain some things to him as well.

>>2951264
>>2951243
Supporting, also ride in on THE WORM and play a sweet Sax Solo
https://youtu.be/8O5C_7oO878

>Oh and there is a red dot hovering on your chest
CAST INVERSION BUBBLE, IMMUNITY FROM HUMAN WEAPONS

>>2951243
>Oh and there is a red dot hovering on your chest
Oh fuck. Completely speed read over that. Yeah, cast inversion like it's no big D and make sure Susan's close to us and in the bubble.

>>2951243
>>Oh and there is a red dot hovering on your chest

This is what happens when you act impulsively and declare war to the big boys without prepping. It seems Anon as effectively ruined his chances of having a normal Life in Echo Creek until he takes over the planet.

HEY

HEY

WE HAVE A FUCKING RED DOT IN OUR CHEST

IT'S EITHER WHOEVER KILLED MOOB AND BLAKE
OR THE MIB AGENS COMING FOR US AFTER OUR "WAR DECLARATION"

Fucking seriously.

>>2951243
>Prove?
Damn I guess we should have just went with him. Not like we can give him the wand or show her our Cutters.
Ask her what type of proof would be significant.

>Why should she?
Because either she tells us or while have to look around for ourselves, and things might get messy if we do that. She is our best bet to resolve this with as little collateral damage as possible.

>>Oh and there is a red dot hovering on your chest
Go Phantom.
Can't shoot us if we Ghost.

>>2951264
I support the explanation to star and
the selfie picture in >>2951251
we don't have to meet the queen *now*, we can do that on friday (it might be bad if we decide to arrive unannounced from what grate got from his arrival)

also cast inversion shield and USE OUR BINOCULARS TO GET A PING ON THE SNIPER

>I just want to casually wave. Like them trying to snipe us is not even a big deal.

>Or even something worth slowing down or stoping for.

>Tell them well get to them. Later. When we have time.

WE ARE GOING TO BE HIT BY A SNIPER
THE FUCKING MIB WENT HOT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A TEST

The MIB has signed a death warrant.


>>2951243
>After deflecting the shot and killing the sniper text Excalibur
>"Nigga that's some shitty foreplay. I like earth, I don't wanna fuck it up but you finna wanna pick a fight with a god? When you tell the fat fucks on the council you need bigger guns tell them I have a counter offer. I'll pay them some choice magic to get the fuck off my dick and they wont have to worry about Mewni and the MHC. Or we can go wild. How many nukes you got, how many cities can you burn before its a lost cause.

Get the fuck off my Dick bitch."

>>2951299
This is what I wanted to do originally sadly... but...

Way. WAY to late for this man.

Also. nice negro speak jalopay

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>>2951327
>>2951299
>>2951293
>>2951286
>>2951283
>>2951243
You you guys gotta act like this whole pan in the ass isn't out fault?
Why do you gotta go unnecessarily breaking off truces when we already have several people after our ass?

Also, what the fuck are you doing outside the school?
What's the whole point of LIVING IN SCHOOL if you won't wait for the people you want to see there and instead just walk off into the street where we already know several assassinsa re waiting for us?

>>2951334
>ITT: Anon continues to be the cause of 90% of his problems.

It would help if anons knew how to deal with people in any capacity that isn't fuck you do what I say.

>>2951334
Anons are retarded. Obviously.

Tonight more so than usual. Probably because we did not get a clear direction at the start of the Quest.

Write in votes tend to bring out the worst in people.

Also no. We left that behind a while ago.
We are 90% of anons problems.

>>2951334
>>2951346
Wow, these posts are so fucking helpful.

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>>2951351
You want something helpful?

>>2951243
Open a portal between you and the Sniper to redirect incoming fire.

>Giga-Forms take some time to set up and the sniper can shoot us in the meantime.
>Inversion is not sure to deflect all damage.
>"Immunity to Human Weapons" might not work if the weapons are not considered human by their handlers.
>Don't go out in the open to meet some guy when they are literally coming to you in a moment and there are hundred of assassins after our ass out there.

>>2951243
Mind read sniper
Phantom before trigger pull
Have a commando move on his position

Non lethal takeout. We want the message we're after ludo for killing 2 friends of ours. May want to re reach to MIB regarding that.

So many people scared of tiny baby bullets

>>2951351
Literally screaming and throwing poop at the wall (what I have been doing)

Is more helpful than systematically turning everyone against anon.

>>2951358
Why did we create a second front again?

>>2951353
>Inversion is not sure to deflect all damage.
Yes it does you dumbass. Anything that beats our AC will just take off 1 HP off the shield.

>>2951358
No it isn't. You're just being an annoying jackass.

>>2951359
People thought the MiB would back down rather than attempt to de escalate because they have no idea how regular human beings think.

>>2951361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs

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>Standing out here
>In the world
>With people behind you
>Is new
>You're not at war
>Well
>You -are- at war

>Not with Star however
>Or even Marco
>Heh

L: "That would be a short war."
>Luna said that out loud
>From your shoulder
>Looking at Marco

M: "Huh?"

>You cut him off

A: "Do you remember Ludo?"
>Star suddenly looks
>Cute
>Because she looks serious
>Her cheeks are all puffed
>Her heart marks glint

S: "He hurt Marco."
>Your teeth clench
A: "He WHAT!?"
S: "You wanna smash Ludo?"
>She puts her fist in her palm
S: "Only if you share."
A: "I don't share..."
>You get in her face
A: "But you can trust I'll mail you his severed ass to kick."
S: "I would like that."
A: "Good."
S: "Great."
A: "Awesome."

>Star gets a nat 20 on her new knowledge check

S: "Woevenmire used to be an ancient settlement for Dirt-People like my dad. It's super high up north. In the Jaggy Mountains."

>In the J-
>YOU WERE JUST THERE

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>>2951385
>>2951385

>HOW
>HOW DID YOU NOT SEE IT!?

S: "People say they can hear it 'Calling' out for relief..."
A: "Why?"
S: "Because everybody there -died- Anon."
>oh

A: "Wh-"


Su: "Why awe you stwaight?"
>Susan with the comet strike
Su: "You'we so pwetty and dumb why can't you be gay?"
S: "..."
>Star actually looks emabarassed
S: "I'm sorry?"
Su: "No. You'we stwaight..."
>Susan ponders for a moment

>Only a 9 on moral check

Su: "but mostwy dumb."
S: "HEY!"
A: "Haha!"
>You and Susan get a down low High-five

A: "Now gimme your Mom's number."
M: "Anon, back off."
A: "I'll back o- Oh hang on a second."


>ANON CASTS INVERSION

>A shield appears around the three of you
>BANG!
>SP-uRANG!

>An object just bounced off of your bubble
>It lodges in a nearby car
>Hm
>That isn't a bullet
>It's like a serrated Harpoon
>It bleeds green goo

>You turn from it to the shooter
>Who is an ACTUAL LIZARD-LIKE HUMANOID

>There is a man-shape next to it
>In a bubble helmet

A: "Oh holy fuck..."
???: "TRAPS HAS SEEN US! RUN!"
A: "Aliens."

>They flee

A: "Who the fuck let them g-..."
>Oh
>OH the MiB keep aliens in check
>magic ones
>Space ones...
>You're not on their list of earth friendlies anymore
>The Buffer is gone


cont

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>>2951388
>>2951388

A: "I Have to impress Queen Moon so I can go to Mewni. If I don't. We could end up butting heads when I go there to turn Ludo into a bird themed Ball scrubber."

>Star contemplates this for a moment
>The Bus Pulls up

>PSSSSHHHhh
>The Bus driver screams out the door
BD: "C'MAn! You'll be late!"

S: "Ok."
>Marco sighs
M: "War is stupid."
A: "Peace is temporary."

Su: "Hetewosexuaws awe a bwight."

BD: "Get on the GOSH DANG BUS!"


>Star takes her scissors
>Opens a portal

SHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIp!

S: "This should go straight to the throne room. Go impress my mom."

>Star heads for the bus
S: "Susan!"
>She yells from the window
S: "You're a good kisser."

>That
>TIMING

S: "I hope you find someone nice."
>She closes the window
>Marco heads for the Bus Door
>His neck whispers something

>WHAM!
>The Door closes
>The Bus leaves

>Marco Sighs

M: "Hey, can I get a r-"

>You have already left through the portal

ROLL CHARISMA FOR AN INTRODUCTORY SAX SOLO

>>2951388
Those are the fuckers who killed Blake and Moob....... woevenmier and Moon will wait. These shits come first.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2951391
PLS

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2951391
Here goes.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>2951391
AAAAAAH

Rolled 4 (1d20)

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>2951391
OR NOT! FUCKING! Guess I'll roll with this. Least we know it's not Ludo or Toffee. LET'S JAZZ ON THESE LOSERS!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2951391
>Captcha is buses
Kek

Rolled 8 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>2951391
20?

Rolled 14 + 19 (1d20 + 19)

>>2951391
>Give marco a ride you cuck

>Stars pretty nice in all honesty.

Also

>You're not on their list of earth friendlies anymore
>The Buffer is gone

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I HOPE YOU CAN HEAR ME LAUGHING YOU STUPID FUCKS!!!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!111

>>2951409
>You're not on their list of earth friendlies anymore
>The Buffer is gone
Ehh, considering what happened to the bros not like we lost much. Fuckos didn't know how to do their job. Also
>Using the WILL modifier
Nice going fruit cake.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2951391

>>2951391
>text excalibur
>"How much to be allies?"

>>2951414
Well I sure hope somebody takes care of the town then.

Because we sure as hell are not going to.

>>2951419
I wish I had an internet hug for you.

>>2951419

Nah fuck that. No backing down. Full speed ahead nigga.

>>2951365
>People thought the MiB would back down rather than attempt to de escalate because they have no idea how regular human beings think.
No they didn't, nobody wanted to de escalate anything. Lives were lost in an attempt to strike at us. That is an act of war, we're planning to strike ludo, Earth is allied to Ludo. So declaring war on him means we'll be fighting both anyway. Your problem isn't that anons don't know how to diplomance, your problem is the majority DOESN'T want to diplomance. Not only do most seem to be fine with fighting both the MIB and the monsters of Mewni, a couple of anons are actually looking forward to it. You're a frustrated dove in a tide of pissed of warhawks.

>>2951428
Aight

opening up this front

jus seemed foolish to me.

>>2951428
This.

>>2951419
That's not how repairs are gonna work

We came across as a petulant child who will start killing at a moment's notice.
that makes us a liability. Only way to fix is from 1: position of power 2: situation with a mediator.

We literally need Moon now to fix it

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>2951434
It was going to happen, if not now then soon.
>>2951391

>>2951428
>>2951436
Alright one more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E

>>2951439
>We came across as a petulant child who will start killing at a moment's notice.
I mean, considering the way the votes generally go, we kind of are?

>>2951428
I'm down for war, but everyone allied on earth is now a liability. You think they won't take our bio mom in a black ops raid? Jackie? Others around us now?

Our friends dying last time was an accident by monsters. We're dealing with a group with better sigint and humint.

>>2951428
I say we weren't even the chance.
The vote to "Call MIB" was tainted by that right in.
I am 69% sure if Quest had given us a chance to try to negotiate then we would have voted work something out, but maybe i'm wrong.
Now that we are IN this situation though, I say there is no point in turning back.
All I wanted to do today was find out where this fucking castle was so we can get our spell. But there is too much going on for such single mindedness i guess.

>>2951419
That's some real bitch ass shit right there nigga.

>>2951428
>a couple of anons are actually looking forward to it.
I know I certainly am. Bitches been fuckin' with us since day 4. 'bout time we followed Omni's advice and show we're not one to be messed with.

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>>2951400
>>2951400

The winner...

>11 + 7 = 18.

>Over average
>However
>It is not quite...
>Hm
>I suppose it's better to show
>Like you're doing now


>AT THIS VERY MOMENT
>IN CASTLE MEWNI
>IN MEWNI
>QUEEN OF MEWNI
>MOON BUTTERFLY
>Presides over her court


>A nobleman is presenting his plan for a new irrigation system

NM: "We'll produce THRICE the corn come harvest time! Why w-"

G: "Your majesty."
>A strange figure approaches from the side of court
>A skeleton
>Made of metal
>With a huge Diamond Head

G: "May I present...the holy of holys."
M: "Sir, Grate. You were allowed your audience. You must await until there is no further business in court before interjecting into such-"

A: "One two three four. One two. Three, Mothafucka."

A: " https://youtu.be/cLmCJKT5ssw?t=62 "


>You come in
>STRUTTIN
>With the Wand Blazing hot
>With your magic power wafting from your body
>Grate bows

G: "His Lordship. Anonymous!"
>The speakers in Grate's body begin to pulse
>He feels out your BPM
>Then plays a beat from your head
>Accompanying your tunes

cont

>>2951419
>How much
Pfft, no.

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>>2951462
>>2951462

>You begin to float
>As fire curls around your body
>As you assume Multiple Spell-forms

>Then even use Cruci-Crush to throw you body back to earth
>Just to leave a small crater
>You pull out of the form
>Raise your wand up high


>You Pose
>As Grate's bumping beat ends...


>Queen Moon leans forward from her throne
>The nobles are quiet
>Powder drifting from their wigs
>Mascara smeared by sweat
>They are silent

>Until

???: "Heh..."
>One of them smirks
>Another snorts
>They were silent
>Until they laugh

???: "Oh! OHahahah! OH my goodness! Jeffry! I don't trust you but hold me! OH! My petticoat aaaaahhahaha!"

???: "What is this? A jester bard?"
???: "Does he even have a puppet?"
???: "Where's his bell costume?"

AAHHAHA
HA
AHA
HA
AH
AH
AH
HA
HA
HA
HA
HA.


SESSION END!

NEXT SESSION COMING IN NEXT WEEK! WE'RE BACK ON SCHEDULE!

SATURDAY!
7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!


>You're a mover
>A shaker

>Moon looks terrified of you
>Still
>Countries are not just their rulers
>The rest find you a laughing stock
>Amusement
>Fear

>Who knows what that can turn into


Many thanks to the Patron Pals.
Especiall Acid, Ark, Comf. You know them bois.

Stay blessed.
Love.
Quest.

>>2951460
You know, alternate timeline versions of us exist again thanks to culling fate. It's one of those nice things. We could technically pull a steins;gate-esque maneuver now

>>2951471
Eh, honestly. Might as well just roll with it.

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>>2951471
Oof, well at least we......impressed Moon I think?

>>2951446
That's not really edgy though

>>2951491
Well we spooked her. Impressed.... not so much.

So did anyone get what they wanted tonight? I sure didnt.

>>2951471
>Moon looks terrified of you
At least the important one knows what's up. The others don't really matter.

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I'm not sure how to feel about all this.

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>>2951495
I got an african spawn commando, we're finally getting around to arming our army, the worm is done, our will is at full capacity, and Grate is back, so yeah I'm pretty content this session.

>>2951517
>>2951491
>>2951495
If you don't want Anon to be laughed at like a clown then stop making him act like one.

Eh. So what if a bunch of inbreds think we're clowning around? We just need to give some results.

>>2951533
But all we did was roll though, what exactly are you complaining about?

>>2951534
To be fair, we are pretty goofy. Not like we're always 100% serious no jokes. It's honestly more surprising that people laughed in the first place instead of just feeling really awkward like normal.

>>2951533
What If I do want anon to be laughed at?
I mean hes a pretty big joke at this point.
I literally laughed at him a while ago.

child pretending to be a man
hobo pretending to be a king
petty wizard pretending to be a god

I mean heck. The attitude, abusing your significant other, blaming others for your shitty decisions...

Its funny both because he is a shit heel, and in a more cosmic irony sort of way.

Hell, yall voted to make him know galaxy wide as "traps"

if thats not a joke I dont know what is.

>>2951542
Don't vote for things that have no proper bearing on the current situation or are unnecessary .

Oh, also.

We should go visit our paternal grandfather. Hes based.

>>2951534
Moon has the knowledge to realize
1: we're human not mewman. Our physical capabilities are impressive to our race. Not to a people who run fast as cars in some cases.

2: WE CAME IN WITH A FUCKING WAND AND SHE KNOWS WHAT THOSE LOOK LIKE + HOW THEY WORK
THAT AND SHE'D REALIZE IT ISN'T ONE THAT'S KNOWN OF. THAT WE POSSIBLY MADE IT.

Simply coming in WITH the wand would result in a MHC meeting regarding us.

So id like to ask.

What the hell did we come here to do again?

I heard something about letting her know were going to start shit with Ludo. But the reasoning behind that is... crazy?

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>>2951517
Had a think about it.
I think this is a step in a good direction. I'd rather have people's reaction to Anon and His Whole Deal be with a smile. Fear/Loathing/Anger gets really, really tiresome after a while. I think things will go better if we start endearing ourselves to people just a LITTLE bit.

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>>2951577
Because he's been poking his shit into our little area of the human world/almost completely destroyed THE BOOK/apparently hurt Marco/is generally an asshole

>>2951606
The dead friends didn't help

Did we ever find out if he was actually the one behind dead friendos? and I use the term friendos loosely.

Because i remember the police wanted to talk to us about their investigation but we never followed up on it.

>>2951471
this is actually nice lets roll with it and we can say we are always live and they can find us in our moms HOLE and make some jokes possibly change our outfit and make some grotesque prop jokes with our body and changing our outfit

>>2952112
As funny as that sounds, it would probably ruin any chance at a real alliance with the Mewmans. We need to be serious here

>>2952493

Yeah, no jokes. Basically this is the rabble and the rabble need only to keep thinking that moon is in power.

We are essentially the pied piper, a mystery figure come to solve the worlds problem for only a price. To the court we seem a buffoon, to Moon she knows what we represent.

Right now the goal will be to demonstrate our terrible power but also convince the court that we are here at Moon's request, thus preserving the chain of authority. If we at any time affront or challenge Moon's control we will either be sent away and/or attacked.

I see a few options.
One is operation "Tremble and Fear". The Mewmans fear two things, undead and Eclipsa. Turns out thats two things we have. The next step would be to summon our undead honor guard and have Luna appear in full form and silence the court with magic. A simple Silence spell, Luna appears in a gout of smoke and fire and does some "this place again my master?" roleplay bullshit. Strike the fear of Luna into them and then reiterate that we have come at Moon's request to aid with removing the filth that is Ludo and his army. "Our terms are for Moon and Moon alone as she is the only one worthy to converse with." Something like that to get alone with Moon to speak freely.


Another option is bumbling fool, "Pretend to be retarded". Keep playing up the fool angle until the court demands Moon send us off to die so they could laugh at our folly and then talk to moon Psionically and have it out then. This way prevents offence to Moon and challenging her authority.


Either way we make this offer. We get rid of Ludo and his monster army as long as Moon gives us full run of Mewni for a week to do what we need to. We ensure that no innocent mewmans will be hurt. If She does this she can toast his death at her party on Friday and take credit for the victory. One last stipulation is that she allow us to temporarily work with the MHC on apprehension of Toffee and that we are willing to overlook glossaryck being the one to give Toffee that magic.

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SESSION
START!

https://youtu.be/89bKduG3MwM

>You are Anonymous
>You are a busy man
>With prodigious power
>A great many resources and goals


>Reclaim your lost spells
>Grow an army to fight the ones being levied against you
>Fuck this world
>Right the fuck
>Up

>You have felt like a god ever since killing the controller of your universe last year
>Now the world is no longer a story
>It is a game

>You have been trying to figure out how to win it
>So far
>You've been all over
>Getting stronger
>Getting...more
>More
>MORE
>More stuff
>More people
>More resources
>Why has it felt so empty?

>Hm
>Perhaps, something more immediate

???: "AHAha! Moon? What is this? Some of your daughter's company?"

???: "Perhaps a jester. From the theater troop. I thought they'd been executed for the stand-up routine."

???: "Look at his one wimpy arm! It's preposterous!"


>You are currently a laughing stock
>In the center of a royal court
>Everything here
>Blows your home out of the water
>Polished floors
>Seafoam blue and Gold Walls
>Painted ceilings

>Huge
>Bright
>Stained glass windows

>Hundreds of nobles mock your appearance
>Your manners

cont

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>>2965723
>>2965723

>You made an entrance with your wand out
>Playing a dark tune


>The only one who seems to understand A. That you are not a joke

and

>B. You are a wielder of powerful magic
>Is the Queen herself

>Moon
>Fucking
>Butterfly
>The throne next to her is currently empty
>She sits alone at the back of the room
>Her eyes hard
>Her posture
>Flawless

>The air smells of mint and soap when you look toward her

>You are standing in the hall beside your herald
>Grate

Gr: "My lord."
>He bows so low his new diamond head CLANKS on the tile


What do?


>Do something more serious to shut the crowd up (Blows your cover, might make things less pleasant)

>Address the Queen directly (Keeps your cover, but might be difficult with the crowd's noise)

>Play along (Try to sneak in what you've come to offer the queen, while letting the nobles think you're just for show)


You came here to offer an alliance.
Between your kingdom of undead and her kingdom of entrenched magic nobility.

Her enemy's head.
For your safe passage in her lands.

L: "My spell is somewhere far North of here. In the mountains we killed that gargantuan worm. We could be there in secret if we moved in small enough groups."


>The crowd has not even died down
>They are spilling their fine wines and cheese plates mocking you


Grate's head is so shiny you can barely see.

>You are in the great game now


What do?

???: "Moon. This display is unseemly."
>A plump woman seated beside Moon isn't laughing
>She seems more
>Stern

???: "Have that vagabond removed. So we can attend to the court's business."

>>2965728
Address Moon directly. Let the commoners laugh if they want, they can enjoy a good show. We're here for Moon. Hell, crack a joke or two to make them laugh even more. Just so long as we make it clear when it comes to Moon and the shit we're here to talk about, we're serious.

>>2965728
"I know you are losing the war. I also know that Ludo is going to a meeting with the Pixies to try and work a deal, possibly an alliance. You need all the help you can get, and I just so happen to be available! So, What is it going to be, Moon?"

>>2965747
>I also know that Ludo is going to a meeting with the Pixies to try and work a deal, possibly an alliance.
...... No we don't? We don't know that at all. We don't even know what Ludo's really doing beyond he's teaming up with the MiB. Where the hell are you getting a pixie team up from?

>>2965772
dude, we do know, we found it out earlier. Its also why we know that the MiB is trying to work with Ludo as well

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>>2965728
>>Play along (Try to sneak in what you've come to offer the queen, while letting the nobles think you're just for show)

This is the moment to prove yourself you really have nothing to prove to anyone else.
if you're really sure of yourself you have nothing to fear

>>2965747
>>2965743
Lets try and not make her look bad in front of her own court.

Also, we're currently missing school,, and I do wanna talk to Janna.

>psionically reach out to moon.
>"I am goin for Ludo with everything. I thought you might appreciate taking the credit and being forwarned that I was coming. We should talk privately after the rabble is handled. I know what happened last summer and I want to talk about how glossaryck gave toffee spells of unrivaled power. My mothers spells. "

>out loud. "I am glad the nobels of mewni can still laugh while monsters ready to rape the planet. I came here as called to dispose of a monster infestation that annoyed Queen Moon. I think my preformance on warplanet was sufficent but if you doubt my power, perhaps my partner will teach then some respect.

>then have Luna appear and cast Silence on the royals with some HP.

>>2965728
>>Play along (Try to sneak in what you've come to offer the queen, while letting the nobles think you're just for show)
Play along, give them another tune, it doesn't matter if they think we're alone, Moon sees the wand and knows what's up. She'll listen.

>>2965747
Dont say this. It challenges moons power and maybe reveals classified information. That level of detail is for priavte talk only.

>>2965728
>>2965785

>>2965743

Supporting this.

>>2965728

>Play along (Try to sneak in what you've come to offer the queen, while letting the nobles think you're just for show)

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Scattered ideas.

>Address
1 vote

>Write-in you are losing the war
1 vote

>Seriousness
1 vote

>Play Along
3 votes

https://youtu.be/sTOAiQriryI

>You pull off your jacket
>Muscles twirls your wand

A: "I see my... -assistant- already has you warmed up."

???: "Guards, come now this is ridiculous."
>A lithe young man in the crowd pipes

A: "Not as ridiculous as your HAIRLINE."
>The rabble goes quiet
>Then

???: "Heartrude really DOES have a jester's brow AHAHAHAHA!"

>They're losing it
>Wow
>How bored are these people?

>Strut
>Toward the throne
>Grinning like a cat

A: "Ya know, I just flew in from Earth. Gotta say you people are alright."
>You pause
>Look over your shoulder
>With your hips jutted out

A: "If a little corny."

>One of them spews a cob from her mouth

>You're at the throne now
>In front of Moon and the chubby, grandma looking woman

A: "Your majesty."
???: "Only a fool would get his close to the throne you're a capital offender if you take one more step."

>You take two
A: "Bitch, when I speak to you you'll know it."

>Her upper lip quivers

A: "Cause it'll sound like this!"

>You grab your wand
>Then Blow
>HArd

https://youtu.be/J8JJ1T5UKiM

>Nothing

A: "What. Ya'll don't got whales on Mewni?"

>A thinner male noble speaks up over his iced tea corn beverage

???: "We have Hydras. Leviathan lobsters and the Dolphin kingdom."

A: "Well they should have fatasses too, why wouldn-"

>AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Ok
>Now
>They're laughing

cont