>>2985991
>Put yourself in front to be prepared for monster attacks
I'd rather we got caught in more traps than risk Janna's life.

>>2985991
Follow Janna, let her check for traps, but be prepared for when she fails so we can take the hit if need be.

>>2986003
support

>>2985991
Supporting >>2986003

>>2985991
>Follow Janna, letting her check for traps
>Hang in the back, looking for an ambush

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>>2985991
Are we still holding hands with Janna?

>Check that Lizardman Skeleton again.
I think we still won't be able to get it's soul, but I'd still wanna take a look at it.

>>Follow Janna, letting her check for traps
>>Put yourself in front to be prepared for monster attacks
>>Hang in the back, looking for an ambush

This are all good options.
Shit. We came unprepared for sure. could've used a larger party for this.

Can't protect our front and out back at the same time... can we?

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>>2986023
>>2985991
>Change to King's Castle Form.
>Follow Janna, letting her check for traps
Lets prioritize defense since we don't know what we're up against.

Also, on the subject of Jackie...

Mmmmh....

>>2986029
Don't be a little bitch about Janna. She's one of the few friends we seem to be actually real with. Hell, we evrn shared stab wounds with each other. Dish it back, or just be up front in as memetastic a way as possible....

>>2986060
What?

>>2985991
>use 5hp to make a slime to walk ahead
>tell janna that we are having a hard time handling our break uo

>>2986060
Yeah, agree dont be an ass. Janna is best to talk to no bullshit or emotional tantrums.

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>Anon in front
1 vote

>Anon in back
1 vote

>Let Janna lead (But be wary)
4 votes


>>2986023
>>2986023
With a note to check the skeleton laid out in the entrance.


A: "A lizard..."
L: "Trash."
>You crack a grin
>As your left hand slowly tugs away from you
A: "Mom, geeze."
L: "They lack eyebrows, and I refuse to entertain them as anything of worth."

>You kick the skeleton
>It Rattles
>It also holds together rather well

A: "Can't rez it anyways."
>So you spit on it
>Muscles flips it off as you follow Janna
>You stick in the middle of the pack

>Janna is in front
>Leading your group of three down this hallway

A: "Janna."
Ja: "Not now, dude."
A: "Janarnia."
Ja: "Breh."
A: "Janna I'm not doing it well."
Ja: "What?"
A: "Being single."

GB: "But ye'hve got so much practice."
>Janna snickers
>You look back at the Pagan Deity of Impreg fetishes who has just mocked you


ANON IS GOING TO THREATEN THIS MINOR GOD

WHAT DOES HE THREATEN THE GOD OF TIT JOBS AND CORRUPTED PILGRIMS WITH!?

>Meanwhile

Janna rolls for sense trap.

>20 total

>Janna stops
>You bump into her
>You weigh like 125lbs
>Muscles flounders as you get run into
>WOMP!
>By the towering Goat-monster who has taught Janna witch magic

Ja: "Don't step on that plate."

>Janna points down at the floor
>Sure enough
>There is a sewer-hole sized plate in the ground

GB: "Why not? I thought these 'Mewman' lads were simpletons."
Ja: "Even cavemen built traps. Just go around."

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>>2986147
>>2986147

>She leaps
>You leap
>Goat Bro Leaps


You slip

A: "WH-WHAOAH!"

https://youtu.be/F0QWspt6PLE?t=9

>Janna
>You
>and Goatbro
>Are all suddenly slippin' and dippin'

>Well
>Goatbro is skipping
>With a goddamn 30 total on his dex check

GB: "Oh! How refreshing!"
>He grins
>As steam billows out from his grey/black lips

A: "FUCK A FROZEN DUCK WHAT IS THIS-"
>WHAM!
>You hit the wall
>Only to find your hoodie and shirt covered in slush

>You check under your feet
>Red
>Ice
>It's coarse and rippled
>Like it was frozen in the middle of a flood

Ja: "...and so they let the Demons Out."
>Janna holds up her hand
Ja: "For Darkness to gladly spread."
>She mutters some words
Ja: "Lucifera!"

>Her hand glows

Ja: "Dude..."

https://youtu.be/n47Bw0HTcFM


This floor is coated in roughly 4 inches of deep red ice.

Not only does this ice obscure more strange letters that cover the floors and part of the walls.

It also blocks the only visible way down.

A single trap door.

Which lies beneath a MOUND OF RED ICE.

Nearly eight feet in height.

>There is something inside of the RED ICE BERG

>It is totally motionless

>The ice on the walls slowly melts the closer it gets to the ceiling

>Until it is dripping back downward
>Only to freeze again

>Goatbro grabs a drop with his prehensile tongue
>Then grimaces

GB: "Ech...es Blood."


Some sort of Gas is collected at the roof of this room.

Which seems to be melting the ice, and keeping it from filling every nook and cranny.

>There is a closed, visible door to your right

What do?


>Try to melt the RED ICE BERG with fire

>Smack the RED ICE BERG in an attempt to knock it out of your way

>Investigate the door nearby (Or send a friend)

>Try to read what little of the wall scribbles can be seen

>>2986149
>Read, mewgga, read!

>>2986149
>WHAT DOES HE THREATEN THE GOD OF TIT JOBS AND CORRUPTED PILGRIMS WITH!?
Give him something from his era. And relevant to our recent escapades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s

Muscles is weak to ice, melting it is a bit hasty considering the.... TYPES we're dealing with. Damn mewggers. Read the wall scribbles, and send Janner to investigate the door nearby. Or Luna if you wanna be an untrusting wimp.

>>2986149

>Try to read what little of the wall scribbles can be seen
>Investigate the door nearby (Or send a friend)

Have Janna check it out, she's good at lockpicking.

>>2986149
Read a book nigga.

>>2986147
>dont insult goatbro
>investiagte the door

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>>2986147
>GB: "But ye'hve got so much practice."
And you got lots in getting bum-diddled by crazy bitch witches.

>>2986149
Fire seems too obvious.

Watch out for any Ice-Based attack and traps. Muscles still has Weakness to Ice Attacks and Ice-Related Status effects.

Do
>Try to read what little of the wall scribbles can be seen (Luna).
>Investigate the door nearby (Janna).
>Try to Mind Read whatever is trapped in the ice (Anon).

>>2986149
Said the thing who spent who knows how long as a crazy witch's bitchboy.

>>2986189

I'll support this

>>2986149
Willing to support >>2986189 . Just the right level not backing down and meme'ery. And a teamwork approach is appreciated.

>>2986189
Dis goood

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>In the Hallway you snapped at the Goat

A: "I don't need miniature puppies."
Gb: "Wossat, lad?"
A: "That's the only subject I'd want your advice in."

>Muscles points up at the Cloven Hooved Patron with a shaking hand

A: "Cause yer a lil bitch."
GB: "Oi! What in the blarney's arsecrack is your problem?"

A: "Nobody japes me, Farm Fodder. I'll fart in your open mouth and marry you to a Nun if you fuck with me again. All you've ever been good for is pleasing women who's husbands were closet faggots and teaching my friend how-to-witch."

>You snarl
>Choking only a little as your snorting curse knocks the one chin hair you've grown out of place

A: "Don't. Push. Me."

>Jesus

Ja: "Boys. Boys. Stop fighting over me."
>Janna groans in her smokey grate

Ja: "I'm only attracted to tragic heroes."
>Like always
>You get defensive
A: "I'm tragic."
Ja: "No."
>Janna puts her arm over your shoulders
>Pats your chest
>Her hand is warm
>She still has a knife in it

Ja: "You're a tragedy."
A: "HIS dick-"
>You point to the Goat
A: "Is a lost god who got cast aside by his own worshipers. Isn't he tragic?"
Ja: "Nah."

>The Goat gasps
>Then Bleats

Ja: "He smells like my dad."
A: "So who's tragic?"
Ja: "Marco."
A: "WHY!?"
Ja: "Cause he's hot..."
>Janna smiles
>With clear look of nefarious intent
Ja: "...and stupid."

cont

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>>2986358
>>2986358

>You wave her off
A: "Ice skate over to that door and see what's up with it ya Beanchaser."

L: "Would you like me to translate again, darling?"
A: "Read my mind."

GB: "Aw. Yer a nice team then innit?"
A: "No, she's literally a PART of my mind."
L: "We're part of each other, actually."
GB: "Romantic."

Ja: "It's cringey!"
>Janna yells from the side door

A: "SHUT UP AND BURGLE!"

>Meanwhile
>You and Luna

GET EDUCATED

https://youtu.be/9r3WbeZMbwY

In all my experiments. None of them have held together without some form of assistance. At first it was twine. My finest craft. I'd sew the bodies of the fallen. Stitch the fools who sought my trapped treasure troves into leather gloves to cover cemented skeletal frames.

I avoided necromancy at first. Not being a sorcerer, and worried about corrupting the purity of my find. (The Ancient's Spell) I decided to simply modify...Living subjects.

The transplants were quick, merciless. Their screams sickened me from how far they must be from the sounds of our creator's birth. Am I just mocking them? Is failing to reach perfection so great a sin that it shouldn't be attempted?

No. I must press on.
No pursuit matters more than this.
The world is wrong.
Broken.
How can anything matter more than trying to make it right?
If something was perfect.
How can one find peace in anything else?
We need the Dragons.
Their power.
Their order.
Their majesty.
Without them, there is nothing to strive for.
No greatness to pursue.
No limit to Mewman greed.
We will leave this world mundane and full of productive little corn farmers...unless something brings us back to heel.

Mewmans were poor stock.
Frog Monsters.
Crustacoids.
Dolphins.
Ogres.
Size Shifters.

All took the knife with the same lack of dignity.
All died mere hours after my best attempts to rectify their non-godhood were complete.

I even attempted to use potions. Alchemic adjustments to their physiology.

Chemist.
That was my father's craft.
Brute force methods worked for a time.
Added Adrenaline.
Increased Bone Density with metal implantation.

Finally. I drowned my subjects in a brew that tripled their body's blood output.

The constant flow of life-giving fluids would prop them up for days. Sometimes even weeks.

No race on all of Mewni seemed able to handle ascension however.

Not Mewman.

Not Monster...

Or at least not all of them.

Certain parts, from a certain seemed able to sustain themselves in even the harshest of environments. With even the most egregious of wounds. Their power of recuperation made them ideal candidates. Their lineage hinted at connections to the primordial...



>The rest is too covered in Blood-Ice to read

GB: "What creatures could lurk here that might survive such...mutilation?"

cont

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>>2986370
>>2986370

Ja: "Got it!"
>Janna opens the door nearby
>Having taken the time to place a 10 on her dice roll

HOWEVER

>A thick, green slime flows from the closet
>Covering Janna's coffee colored thighs in jello like fluid

Ja: "Sick."
>Her leggings get thin
>Her skirt hugs her hips
Ja: "It's like wearing nothing at all! In the sewer, hehe."

A: "What's in there?"
>Janna looks -through- the slime
>To the shelves and cauldrons within

Ja: "It's a closet full of uh...sealed bottles?"

JANNA HAS DISCOVERED THE CHEMISTRY CLOSET

Ja: "Aye! There's a big green cauldron in the back! It's where the gas is coming f-"
>She wretches
Ja: "EUUGH! It smells like egg farts!"
>You
>Try to reach out
>To the horrid thing under the ice

>It's mind is silent
>Until
>You -feel- it notice you


>SCITTER
>CRAWL
>PAIN
>MY
>INSIDES
>OUT
>SKIN
>FUSED
>WHY DO I HAVE BONES?
>THIS IS NOT MY HOME LAND
>I AM AN IMMORTAL
>CHEW
>BONES
>KILL
>MEWMANS
>WHERE IS MY KING!?
>WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER!?

>I HAVE FUR
>MY NECK HAS TEETH
>AM I ANYTHING?
>AM
>AM
>AM


>I feel it calling to me from below...it wants me to set it free.


cont

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>>2986378
>>2986378

Janna has found something that can melt the ice.

>The Green Substance that makes fart-gas

You know that some of these creatures are...
>Alive

You also know that this blood is the result of a chemical process altering still living biology.

>Also

You now know this creature was trying to open the trap door but couldn't.
Not before it was frozen in place.

>It is also frenzied with pain and confusion.


What do?

>Write in ideas are welcome now


However.


>Tell Janna to get that cauldron (She will have to get through the slime)

>Get the Cauldron yourself (Janna will try to get at the ice critter)


>You could try to figure out what the gas is

>You can also say whatever you like
>To any of these people here
>At any time
>They're stuck in a dungeon with you
>They're literally your captive therapy session


Ja: "Hey."
>Janna is bent over into the slime when you turn to look at her
>She is rubbing the viscus mucus under her chin with closed eyes

Ja: "Does this...GOO it for yah!?"
>She is mocking your dick's energy

What do?

>>2986389

Have Luna figure out what the gas is, we can get the cauldron. Janna can take a look at the ice thing along with Goatbro

>>2986389
Janna! Stop mocking my fragile masculinity and get out of that green shit! It's gonna melt you before you know it!

As for the cauldron and ice thing, let's get the cauldron. We're stretchier and can avoid the possibly acidic on command slime. THEN both us AND Janna will deal with the ice thing.

>>2986406

As for Janna's shit-talking, slap her on the ass right outta the slime. Get it in gear Roma

>Is something messing with your temper?

>>2986389
Try to read more the mind of the thing. See if you can get any info from it. Also get the caldron yourself, it will be easier;

>>2986412
support

ALSO SPECIAL DIALOGUE ROUTE

ask janna what her impression of yellow is, and how she got enrolled or who her parents are, because she literally showed up from out of the blue. Also tell her that from her headbook replies she is/wasn't on friendly terms (to butter janna up).
That's like our only blindspot from not dealing with yellow yet.

if that fails ask her if she wants to talk about anything, to kill time.

>>2986389
Supporting ass-slap. Seems like a good balance of "get your head in the game" and "stop taking my head out of the game..."

>us on critter, Janna on Cauldron.
We got mind comm stuff, so I think we stand a better chance of taming it or at least calming it before we act. Janna IS a witch now (right?) So cauldrons and potions and shit *might* (?) Be part of her repertoire now.

>>2986452

This gets support from me

>>2986452
>>2986420
>Gossiping with Janna while also using Muscle's best ability to jape her back

I approve greatly.

>>2986378
>>2986389
>Finally. I drowned my subjects in a brew that tripled their body's blood output.
>The constant flow of life-giving fluids would prop them up for days. Sometimes even weeks.
>No race on all of Mewni seemed able to handle ascension however.
>Not Mewman.
>Not Monster...
Janna, get that slime off of you right now.
NOW

Don't touch that slime.

>You could try to figure out what the gas is
Do that.

>>2986452
>ask janna what her impression of yellow is
Jesus, you still give a shit about Yellow? She's literally no one, she couldn't even flirt with Jackie. Who cares about that right now.

I'd rather ask her about herself.
Janna is the one here, not Yellow.
Yellow is absolutely irrelevant right now.

>>2986452
>>2986457
>>2986471
Let it go. Stop caring about the girl we literally don't know the name of.

>>2986488
>>2986486

Awwww c'mon ya spoil sports. Don'tchya wanna hear Janna's thoughts on her? Maybe throw a few quips about her in to pass the time while we're still not dying currently from the shmooze?

>>2986389
>contain the slime in a luna crafted magical container
>have janna look it and the chemistry room over for notes and useful items
>hit the slime with our wand for a take20 on coupdegras to remove its soul and then rez it into a harmless blood slime body for interrogation

>tell janna we appreciate that thiccness but really, we had a bad breakup and could use her advice and that qe already passed on a rebound fuck with sabrina.

>ask horned god why he called us the end and have him tell us more about gods on earth, how old he is and the ancient days of earth magic

>>2986389
chuckle, because she's being funny.

Give a bit of information about the thing in the ice to janna. Also, tell her to get the slime off. Could be something that'll mutate her.

>>2986495
I'd rather stop being hung up on knowing someone I don't care about.

>>2986488
>>2986486
but she literally has psychic powers/magic my dude, with how drugged out sabrina was when she was around her. and we only know of like 2 or 3 other who can wield it on our home turf

For all we know she could be powercreepin up on us without us knowing.

>>2986506
>with how drugged out sabrina was when she was around her.
>Implying that wasn't just Sabrina being extremely stressed out from her stressful life

>>2986519

>Implying that psychic powers can't make stress even worse for someone

>>2986506
Or she could just be some nobody and people refuse to let it go.

>>2986527
>Implying that even happened and that Yellow would have a reason for doing that in the first place

Honestly tho, I get possibly trying to mentally fuck with us and we're just 2gud4her, but why Sabrina of all people?

>>2986528
Could. Could just be some nobody transfer that we just didn't notice. Or she could be literally anything else. Hell, if she really does just turn out to be a nobody, fine cool. She can go fuck herself. BUT, for all we know she's a minion of Ludo's. It's possible. And I'd rather know for sure that she's a worthless nobody not worth our time, rather than just have faith in that.

>>2986389
>Jape back, fun banter is fun.
>Send Luna to finger through the chem lab.
>Try to communicate with trapped nigga

>>2986500
This works good.

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>>2986452
>>2986486
>>2986389
Just for the record, don't talk about Yellow.

Maybe talk about what Janna has been doing. How she has been doing.
N stuff.

>>2986590
Why not? Ask Janna what she knows about Yellow and tell her we think shes tom in disguse or something

>>2986594
>Why not? Ask Janna what she knows about Yellow and tell her we think shes tom in disguse or something
That'd be gay and not like Tom at all.
He also has no reason to go after Jackie.

He likes STAR, remember?
We also haven't heard of him or Hell this whole season.

>>2986594
Stop assuming she's Tom in disguise.

>>2986389
Supporting >>2986486

>>2986603
>>2986611
I wouldnt have to if we actualy just fucking investigated it and found out who yellow is.

Who is yellow?
Where is tom?
Can we take fucking 5 min and focus in solving a goddam mystery?

Either shes a quest problem or shes just an uppity negro? Lets put it to bed.

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>You are frustrated
>You are confused
>You in a dungeon
>With a fucking' Nymph
>Who is trying to boner-bait you

A: "Hey, Janna. You're a real funny gal."

>You walk over to her
>As the slime she's coated in begins to quiver

A: "You know what nobody in the whole world fuckin' likes tho?"

>She doesn't realize your bait is building
>Strawnger
>Than ever

A: "Female Comics."

>WHU-CRACK!
>Crack
>Crak
>crak
>crak...

>You slap her
>Gave her 5
>Right across the ass
>Her legs jiggle
>Slime splatters from her rump across the entire wall in the pattern of a half-cocked horse phallus

A: "Now getouttamyway. A man's place is the kitchen."

>Janna is quiet
>Her face
>Locked between a glare
>Being slack jawed
>Totally overtaken by a blush that has turned the base of her neck
>Which you are pretty sure Muscles knocked out of place
>Purple


Ja: "Anon...YOU FUCKING PRICK!"
A: "I don't fuck pricks."
>You say, worming Muscles past her for the cauldron
A: "I'm not into sounding."
>You pause
>Consider
A: "I think?"
>You turn to the Goat

A: "You into sounding?"
GB: "Oh, Aye."
A: "Gross."

>You get the Cauldron

SHUNK!

>Realize Janna has stabbed you in the butt

EQUIPPED!
ONE ASS-KNIFE!

A: "Weak shit, Janna. So anyways, how's your sex life?"

>She kicks the knife deeper

A: "HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

GB: "Whot in the werl is this?"

A: "YOU FUCK!"
Ja: "Not with YOU I sure don't you ASS!"
A: "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!?"
Ja: "What i-"
>She stomps away from you

>You smirk
>Having wanted her to get away from the slime ASAP all along
>Brilliant Keikaku, Anon-chan

A: "Good. Get at a safe distance."
Ja: "Yeah and I'll STAY there."

>Janna has always liked to tease
>She never could take what she dishes out
>Especially when it's Chauvinist

A: "Mom. What is this stuff?"
>Luna eyes the cauldron
L: "Smell it."

A: "..."
>You are so fucking down to stick your face in the stank-hole
A: "SNIFFFF MMM! MY DEAR! SNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MYES-"

cont

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>>2986634
>>2986634

>Janna tries to be angry
>You know her too well however
>She can't resist

A: "SNUFFF SNNNFFFF SUCH AN AROMA."

>Your fuckin' jokes

A: "Haha...ha..."
>You get dizzy
>Real dizzy

A: "Hokay, bitches let's...go on a...Rock..it ship."
GB: "Yah ok, lad?"
A: "ZOOMING THROUGH! THE SKY!"

L: "It's Methane."
A: "LITTLE EINSTEINS!"

L: "In a liquid state."


>Janna pops up with the questions first
Ja: "So like, what does that mean?"

>You stumble forward
>Smack the cauldron against the Ice-thing
A: "Help me gettit like...fuckin'...help."
GB: "Oh, ya nee' help alright lad. Perhaps a foine Hexercism?"

A: "Janna."


L: "Methane is the result of deteriorating organic matter. Rot. Especially when using an acid. Which I find particularly of note since we have entered this place...there have been no rotten things. Only clean bones. Not even dust. Not even insects. Something has been in here. Cleaning. Protecting itself perhaps with dormancy."

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>>2986644
>>2986644

>You pour the liquid methane over the ice
>It shudders
>It Wiggles

>You can see it clearly now

-Head of a Mewman

-Body of some kind of Large Cat

-Of course it couldn't open the Trap door

-It has no hands

-It has huge, insectoid legs and arms

-Which end in Paws

-Every square inch of it is soft, partly rotted

-Except for it's exposed heart
-Lungs
-and Stomach

>As you work as a team with Janna and the Goat
>Who helps peel the ice off of the creature
>Janna whispers soothing spells to it
>Pacification magic

Huh
Like sleep?

>23 on the roll
>It
>Doesn't work


>Babump
>Ba
>BABUMP!


>The thing is waking up
>It's semi-rotted body reeks of decay and fresh blood
>Icey-magic seeps from it's broken mouth

>Behind you
>The Slime

>RISES


L: "Fascinating."


Anon.


YOU ARE IN A ROOM WITH AN ICE-BREATHING FLESH HORROR

THAT IS SLOWLY FILLING UP WITH METHANE GAS


SURROUNDED ON ALL SIDES BY LONG-DORMANT SLIMES


>Three of them
>The size of Volkswagons


L: "Their bodies."
A: "Muh..."

L: "They're most similar to a jelly-like gasoline."

>Everything in here is about to murder you and your friends

Time for the open ended stuff.

Roll initiative.

WHAT DO!?

A: "Janna. What do you think about Yellow?"
Ja: "Huh?"

>Battle Banter Engage

>At least you're not all spread out and easy to ambush

Use the ice spell on the slimes, they're probably weak to that.

>>2986648
https://youtu.be/YkTHtWX7CCY?t=24
I say ICE THEM

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>2986648
Janna, hide in the shadows with your sugar daddy. Time to go into combustion form so when we blow the place up we don't die!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>2986648

Go for Cryosis, but do we use the spell or the form of it?

>>2986658
Also:
"Yellow. You know, the cheeky /u/fag smugbait, who appeared out of fucking nowhere and has psychic powers?"

>>2986648
>cut out the banter, its serious time.
>tell janna we really appreciate her and that we have suspicons about Yellow,

>that and we are going to hit the slimes with combustion

>>2986648
>jelly-like gasoline
Just set them on fire bros.
Explode this whole bitch.

>>2986675
There's an ice-breathing horror in the room. I say form.

Massacre wave form shouldn't? set the shit off but will almost certainly destroy it.

That or cryosis form is good.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>2986648

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>2986648

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>2986644
>Supporting Ice Spell
Methane has a melting point of -182.5 Celsius, so if our spell can reach that or colder, we can freeze them in place... possibly reconfigure the positions to make it easier to dispose of them. While exploding it is the most direct method, but would likely endanger both us and our Friends.

>Janna
Honestly unsure how sleep mechanics work for Quest, but in DnD, it was a cumulative thing based on HP (I think).. so if you could overcome their HP, they went to sleep. But it was also distributed across multiple targets... so there's that...

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>2986648

>>2986724
First off, sleep spells as we know it are WIS vs CHA. It says so in our sheet. Secondly, of course explosions would be dangerous. That's the point of getting Janna in a safer location and putting us in a form that doesn't get hurt by flames.

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>>2986648
>Time to go into combustion form so when we blow the place up we don't die!

If Pokemon has taught me anything is that FIRE is Strong Against ICE, but WEAK against WATER.

HOWEVER, These Slimes are a compound based on Gasoline,, so they could be harder to freeze because of their lower freezing temperature (Ice Pokemon also have no bonus against Water Pokemon).

Combustion Form gives us FIRE IMMUNITY.
It could help us deal with The Ice based Attacks, as well as lighting those slime on fire, While Janna hides in the Shadow Realm from all our fire.

HOWEVER

Those are some BIG ASS SLIMES. Combustion form has no protection against explosions, and I don't want to risk this place caving in and killing us all "rocks fall, everyone dies" as the potential explosion these slimes could impose could have catastrophic results..

Mhhh....
We could use Cryosis Form to try and Freeze the slimes first, then deal with the Freeze Monster appropiately (since Cryosis form COULD give us Freeze Immunity).
>do that.

THINK YOUR DECISION THROUGH.
DON'T JUST VOTE WILLY NILLY.

>>2986701
>Massacre wave form shouldn't? set the shit off but will almost certainly destroy it.
Massacre Wave lit the Tar covering the Entrance, it will certainly lit the slimes up.

I'm sold. Cryosis form

>>2986648
I guess I oughta support >>2986742
Though my only concern would be that this form would literally be just Combustion Form but ice, which would still be a threat to Janna as it could prolly do shit like give her frost bite or something.

>>2986924
Also supporting >>2986683

>>2986735
>>2986924
Mmm.... A bludgeoning strike with our vorpal wand may also do the trick.. won't have additional status effects unless we crit. Would also require to get up close, unless we use muscles to stretch attack... (?)

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I am RETURN!

Such fabulous thinkering.
Dungeoneer style.

About that initiative roll however...

>Truth is
>Turn order was Rigged from the start

https://youtu.be/y2vzBdIejVY?t=19

A: "Janna."
>Your body goes slack
>As a horror rises from the floor
>As Slimes move in from all angles
>Their bodies slowly lolling across the blood colored ice dissolved by the cauldron

>Your blood runs cold
>Your eyes fade into white lakes of energy

A: "Find. Cover."

>Here he goes
>Back at what he knows
>The screams
>The Blood
>The trading blows
>With no one beside him
>He alone provides them
>A target
>A terror
>Protection with Gore


ANON
ASSUMES
CRYOSIS FORM

>Your hair goes white
>Your skin turns to a pallid blue
>Your fingernails
>Split open
>As claws of ice
>Pierce through them
>You grow
>As Muscles fuses with your wand
>Becoming the glue
>That holds massive chunks of ice together
>A pseudo version of your face
>Stretched across a pillar of glacial matter
>Eyes the world
>Through the very crystal eye that holds your wand
>Your body warps and vanishes into the crystal

Your new Form
Is at absolute 0 degrees

>The head splits open
>Screams out
>In a soundless hiss
>Which forms mist
>That sizzles the air

>You are eye level with the Beast made by a madman
>It's pitiful face slobbers freshly generated blood that freezes into slush as it rolls past your body

cont

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>>2987119
>>2987119

>Your very presence...

FORCES CON SAVES!

>Anon's WISDOM SPELL POWER is 14


-The Horror Passes

>It blasts you point blank with a deluge of Icey wind
>It's body shakes like a poorly built air-plane in a storm
>The Mewman parts freeze and partly thaw
>The Insect legs quiver and shake

>The heart inside
>Beats
>With everything it has
>Spraying old and new blood with mucus and spare teeth across you


THE WIND WOULD NORMALLY PUSH YOU BACK 50 FEET

However.

>You are the Ice King
>Who's feet are pillars of ever-growing blue ice

FORCED MOVEMENT IS NEGATED

>The Ice would normally deal damage
>Slow you

ICE BASED DAMAGE IS NEGATED

>You take one Step
>Two
>This form is ponderous
>Slowed inherently

>Your biggest opponent is not so phased by your icey powers
>He is not immune however
>Merely resistant

THE SLIMES

-Slime 1 passes it's save
-Slime 2 passes it's save

-Slime 3 fails

SLIME 3 TAKES WIS COLD DAMAGE
SLIME 3 IS NOW SLOWED

>14 damage to slime 3
>It partially freezes in place
>It does not seem to be too perturbed however
>It's core begins to squirm within the icy prison
>The other two slimes
>Move towards it

cont

>>2987119
>ANON
>ASSUMES
>CRYOSIS FORM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7M9xqsvvh4

>>2987124
Hmm, seems breaking out cryosis form was the right call. Man, muscle forms have been some of the coolest powers anon has gotten all quest, I love them so damn much.

>>2987131
>not
https://youtu.be/mjwV5w0IrcA

Booo

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>>2987124
>>2987124


GB: "Right. Come on, Lass."

>Goat Bro forms into an Eagle
>Takes Janna up into the Ceiling
>Away from you
>Away from the brewing melee of ice and slime and flesh below


>You and the beast Square off
>Two Creations of those who sought a perfected world

>Your hands raise up
>Craggy Jagged boulders
>Forming into piercing tubes

>This form is slow
>But you are already at your opponent's chest

>The Ice Boi Cometh

Ja: "Anon!"

>Janna can't read you like this
>Your face is a shredded glove of skin over a a continental ice shelf
>Even your thoughts moan like the craggy sluggish collisions of Ice Bergs

Ja: "If it has a heart. I bet it's got a dick."

>She can't see you looking up at her
>With a smile on your shredded lips

SESSION

Ja: "I CALL DIBS ON IT'S DICK!"

PAUSE!


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>>2987147
Thank you for the game night Quest. BLESS.

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>>2987133
>>2987133

I am glad you enjoy them, friend.

What do you think this one should be called?


Other than Mr. Cool Ice

>>2987163

Northern Knight

>>2987163
Oh that's easy-
>other than mr. Cool Ice
O-oh....uh......If I was trying to hit more on the absolute zero/ pure cold over an Ice theme then maybe..... cryokiller? Nah, maybe just Frost Bite.

>>2987198
Freezerburn

Death Chill

Frost Bite

Necryosis

Kool Kid

>>2987163
Chilly Willy
Rigor MortIce
KillaChilla
Deathchill
Frostbite
Heatdeath

>>2986358
It was annoying me all day yesterday and I finally realized what this post reminded me of

https://pastebin.com/nhFY1DC1

>>2987147
I swear on me mum we'll destroy that ass of yours one day and you'll love it forever, Janna Ordonia.

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SESSION START!

https://youtu.be/wy9r2qeouiQ

GB: "OCH and Here we go again! Two greh figures battlin' fer supremaceh. Surrounded by a hoostal en-vye-ron. Neither a'vin wished tah be born boot neither 'avin any inclination tah be surrenderin tah that good night. Oh, lass it remoinds me a hoom."

Ja: "Pan."
GB: "Aye?"
Ja: "Can it and get me closer! I need to be in STABBING RANGE!"


>You are Anonymous
>Currently being watched by a shapeshifted goat-god and a good friend
>Janna
>Who was super mad at you up until now
>You ignored her for like 2 weeks
>So of course
>She's been relentlessly flirting
>Too bad you're emotionally dead inside

>Also
>You're currently an ice Monster

A: "Skkkrrrr."

>Facing off against a flesh beast made by a madman


IN LAST SESSION YOU FROZE ONE SLIME

The other two

HAVE FUSED TO THEIR FROZEN COMERADE

They appear to be wielding the solid one like a wrecking ball in their fused goo-bodies.


>The Flesh Horror tried to blast you with an Icey-Gale breath weapon
>You learned that you are immune to ice damage
>To being forced to move
>That your body is inherently SLOWED (Only one action per turn)


>You are toe to toe with the hulking beast
>Your other enemies are behind you
>Preparing an unknown attack

You have backup in the form of Janna, A Witch/Rogue hybrid

and

A minor Druid deity, who can shapeshift to various animal forms

ALLIES HERE

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit#heading=h.noqk0yi97yv5

ANON'S SHEET HERE
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd

Heaven or Hell.

Let's Rock.

P.S. The room is still full of Methane gas, and the slimes have been compared to Jellied Gasoline.

Try to form our hands into cannons and blast them. Barring that, beat the living shit out of the beast with our Big Fat Icy Swag Hands.

It only has one real living body part. The heart.

Everything else is just icing. Grab it. Remove it.

Also tell Janna this. Shes a rogue so.

>>2990419
>LAUNCH ICICLES AT THE CORES OF THE SLIMES

>>2990419
>>2990458
Eh, sure, this

>>2990419
>>2990458
How about a team attack? We ice it/slow it down/solidify it... Janna goes for the stabby/steal

Grapple+Stabble. Sure. Teamwork FTW.

>>2990458
>>2990471
>>2990419
Unless we can shoot real fucken fast those icicles won't make much damage as the smiles own body might slow them down.


>>2990505
Maybe? These slimes are BEEG tho, I'm not sure if Janna will be able to reach all the way inside them.

Why would we shoot icicles? Just grab.

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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>Two votes for Ice-cicle Cannons

>Two votes for GRAPPLE

However.

>>2990440
This supports melee.


Ja: "What are you gonna do, Anon?"
>Janna's eyes are wide
>Full of wonder
>Expectation

L: "She's always admired you."

>You know that
>It's stupid
>Why would anybody admire the -thing- you are?
>That you were
>Or are becoming

GB: "Wassee dewn? Gonna bake it a chek?"

>You snort icy powder at the beast
>It's cock-eyed mask of Mewman head jiggles with concern
>It can feel your energy
>It can feel your DICK'S BIG ENERGY


ANON LUNGES FOR THE CREATURE, SWINGING LIKE MAD FOR IT'S EXPOSED CHEST


Roll STRENGTH!


>Behind you however...

>The Slimes get 22 total on their attack

WHAM!

>Your head is boffed down into your chest
>Ice bits spray across the room

>The slimes fused
>Using their partly frozen companion
>To BOP you

ANON HAS TAKEN 12 DAMAGE!

Ja: "Throw me!"
GB: "Yew Wha!?"
Ja: "Do it!"

>Goat Bro drops Janna
>She flies for the slime beast

>Nat 1 on attack
PINK!
>Her blood knife uselessly splatters against the icy ball the slime wields
>However

>28 on her Dex check

>She flips
>Recovers
>Then casts her Shadowstep spell, falling into the darkness
>Only to pop back out
>From the ceiling
>Getting caught by GoatBro to keep from ending up in the Ice-fight down below


Ja: "Damn! He's strong!"
GB: "Noh, lass Ah reckon yeh just Sook."

>Down below
>In the melee
>The Beast has raised it's Insect-legs
>Grappled your shoulders

https://youtu.be/Ml4wAnvfM4M

>A tongue teases from the mouth
>Looks like a prehensile baby hand made of dick skin
>You don't care
>Too fucking ANGERY
>Which feels good
>Much better than sad

ROLL!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

Rolled 8 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>2990525
>Angry
>Sad

arent we an ice statue?

Rolled 12 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>2990525
Here goes!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>2990525
!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5n28hpMFBE

Rolled 2 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>2990525

Alright here's a roll

>>2990525
LESGITEM

Rolled 6 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>2990525
Hello there, need a roll?

More rolls.

Rolled 17 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>2990525

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Rolled 7, 9 = 16 (2d10)

Surely somewhere
We shall find a roll.
Let it be blesst
Let it be buttered

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>2990525

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>2990525

>>2990576
It was a 2.

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>>2990547
>>2990547

That's some thick butter.

>2+14 = 16

>A valiant effort
>CRAWNCH!

H: "RREEEHHHHH!"
>Your icey fingers dig into the monster's misshapen neck
>You want at it's belly
>You yank it around
>Try to bully it over so you can get to the mangled organs

>The bowling ball strike from the slimes set you off however
>Your attention wavers
>CRACK!

>Long enough to get Head-butted
>This smashes the pudding-like skull of your opponent as well
>The old flesh is repaired without it's consent
>By the unnatural heart
>By it's alien blood

>You are dizzied by the blow, but smash your fists downward onto it
>Your movements are so slugglish
>It's like fighting in a dream

>It bowls you over, knocking your back into the red slush and slime
>You feel the floor shudder from you both hitting the tiles

>The creature didn't do much damage, merely knocked you down

>This was to reveal it's true purpose
>The Tongue
>It emerges from it's loped neck and DIVES FOR YOUR THROAT!

>It digs against the ice, trying to worm itself inside
>Your body resists with it's absolute frigidness

FLESH HORROR FAILS IT'S SAVE AGAINST YOUR COLD AURA

>It's tongue begins to frost over
>Grow turgid
>It rattles against the insides of your open
>Gasping
>Mouth

Ja: "HEY! PROLAPSE!"

H: "Reh?"
>The creature's attention is pulled for a moment
>Janna is overhead
>Slapping her hands together to create light
>This does not hold the beast's attention

>However

JANNA HAS ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THE SLIMES


>You are currently pinned
>Still slowed
>This thing wants inside of you

What do!?

Freeze the slimes. Naow.

Go for the ranged blast. If only to see any special effects it may have.

>>2990618
Wouldnt it hit Janna?

>>2990613
Take over da grapple.

Grab its tongue and rip it out of its anus.

Not sure we even have a ranged attack...

>>2990627
Nah, Janna's not being attacked by slimes. Yet.

>>2990613
Focus on the beast since Janna seems to have something planned for the Slime.
Blizzard on dis bitch.

>>2990613
Guys, we need to keep a cool head, if we freeze now then we might lose. What we need to do is ice the fugly sunovabitch on us then turn the slimes into slushies

>>2990632
support

>>2990613
>>2990632

>>2990613
Supporting >>2990659 , >>2990653

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>>2990613
So, Seems we can't kill it unless we take out it's heart.

Constant regeneration... this could be very usful to create blood bags to regen HP using BFB...
We should get that heart...but how?

>>2990632
No use doing damaging attacks that are non-lethal. Luna read in the Mad Lord's writings that this thing has survived in there thanks to it's amazing regenerative abilities, which might be close to Toffee's.

Think our best chance is to IMMOBILIZE IT, then PUNCH IT'S SOUL OUT with our WAND.

>>2990713
Fire of the Burning Heart.

We can Kings Tax and take the core for ourselves

>>2990719
Sure, having the skill would be fine, though I also want to figure out how to apply it to our Abominations.

>>2990613
>>2990707
Swapping vote to >>2990713 . Think it makes more sense overall.

>>2990713

Supoorting since, well it's a simple solution for this in all honesty

>>2990613
>Shiftback to human, wriggle out
>merge with Janna

>>2990768
Lewd.

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Rolled 7, 6 = 13 (2d10)

>This thing reeks
>Of sour blood and half-rotted cat
>Of dead roaches
>It's tongue kissing you
>Trying to burrow into your body


-With that failed save
THE HORROR IS CURRENTLY SLOWED


-The Slimes went for Janna
-However
-They all had to pass by you
-In order to attack her at all

>Nat 1
>Pass
>Fail

SLIME 1 HAS FROZEN SOLID
SLIME TWO IS STILL FULLY MOBILE
SLIME 3 HAS GONE FROM SLOWED TO FROZEN

>The whole mass turns to half ice-sculpture and half-Slime
>The remaining liquid inspects it's brothers
>Who are unable to move
>So it forms itself...


INTO A PAIR OF ICE-BALLS CONNECTED BY SLIME!

Ja: "Whoah...he's got big balls!"
GB: "I've got big balls."
>Janna points to herself

Ja: "We've got big balls."
GB: "She's got big balls."

>But the ice/slime golem has the biggest
>Balls of them all

THE SLIME SWINGS FOR JANNA!

>It's first attack
>Is totally deflected
>BY HER BLOOD BLADES!
Ja: "Eat shorts!"

>WHACK!
Ja: " https://youtu.be/HoBa2SyvtpE "

THE SECOND ATTACK HITS FLUSH

JANNA IS STUCK TO THE ICE-BALL COATED IN SLIME

cont

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>>2990785
>>2990785

JANNA TAKES 8 DAMAGE

>It starts to yank her downward
>Goatbro Pulls her away
>Tries to fly upward
>The Slimes however
>Are MORE POWERFUL THAN A BIRD

Ja: "Ah! AAHH! It BURNS! Anon, FUCK! AH! HELP ME!"
>Janna's skin is blistering
>The Slimes seem to become caustic
>When they Digest

JANNA TAKES AN ONGOING 7 ACID DAMAGE

A: " !!! "
>This form of yours is mute
>Slow
>Yet
>It's hate is strong
>Overpowering even

>You turn your shredded skin-mask of a face to the creature above you

>You try to reach out with your mind
>The sound of this creature's thoughts

>WHY
>AM
>FEED
>ARMY
>KILL
>DIE
>WHY
>MY KING!?

A: "I~m putting...you..."

>You have a target who is already slowed
>In melee range

A: "On...ICe."


ROLL
WISDOM!

With Advantage.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>2990790

Rolled 16, 2 = 18 (2d20)

Rolled 9, 19 = 28 (2d20)

>>2990790

Rolled 8, 20 = 28 (2d20)

>>2990790

Rolled 15, 2 = 17 (2d20)

>>2990790

Rolled 20, 20 = 40 (2d20)

>>2990790

Rolled 14, 7 = 21 (2d20)

>>2990790

>>2990834
Holy shit nice.

>>2990849
too bad it's with advantage, so it only counts once... :(

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>>2990834
>Anon rn

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>>2990807
>>2990807

The winner...

>23

>>2990815
25

>>2990834
>>2990834
>>2990834
HOOOAHHHH!

+4

Niceu, Anon a chan.

>29

https://youtu.be/kRwJvOm395E

>Who's the bad boy, from a real dark place?
>ANON
>Y
>MOUS
>MC mOOT

>Gonna BODY SLAM
>The Mewman Race
>ANON
>Y
>MOUS
>MC
>MOOT

>Your EXUDE ICE AND SNOW
>The Air itself begins to fill with flurries
>Anon has the power
>His Magic Strength is Nuts
>He might just wreck the Universe
>If he wasn't obsessed with Butts

>You HUGG THE MONSTER
>You Look him in his slack eyes

>You bite his fucking tongue out

CRAWNCHSH!

>His Flesh
>Freezes
>His Heart
>Slows down
>His organs crack and his blood rains down like an endless flow
>Of Cheery
>Slush

>Everything frozen solid
>Except
>For his insect legs

A: "!? HRUUUHHHH!"
>That means 'Nani' in Ice-berg

cont

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>>2990895
>>2990895

L: "That must be the source."
>Of what, you may ask?
L: "The beetle portions provide the ice powers. The Organs sustain it. Shoddy work...but functional."

>You want to plunder this bitch
>However

>It's not totally helpless
>All of it's body
>Except the legs
>Are frozen

L: "We should remove them."
>Luna floats around your head
>In a tiny parka
>It's purple
>With Pink Trim
>She summons a cup of hot coa coa
>You know
>Because you can taste when she drinks it

L: "Sever the legs from it's body. Then it will be helpless."

>Meanwhile
>In the slime duel

Ja: "PAN! Gimme Stone skin!"
GB: "Good thinkan!"

>Goat Bro gives Janna A BUFF!
>Her skin turns to craggy shale
>The Pain no longer distracts her
>She
>Attacc

>25 total

SMASH!
>Her blood daggers crash against the Slime
>Freeing herself
>One ice-ball falls down to the floor
>SMASH!
>It's been separated from the main body

Slime: "...Blorp."
>It gets up

JANNA HAS FORCED THE SLIME TO DIVIDE

IT IS NOW TWO ICE BALLS COATED IN SLIME

>Which grow tentacles
>Acidic ones

Ja: "Nane-Ee!?"
>ow
>The Normalcy


HOW DO YOU SEPERATE THE NOW SEMI-FROZEN MONSTER FROM HIS FOUR LEGS!?

>They skitter
>They scramble around
>You currently have him PINNED to your body

>>2990834
>>2990834
Double 20s like this are astronomically rare.
I think it only fitting to commemorate this. The question is how? The other question is how do we get it to happen so often in our little quest world?

We must truly be blesst.

>>2990899

Let's make use of King's Tax and take the regen away from the horror fleshmass

>>2990899
Pull the legs off like ripping off a lobster claw

What if the double 20 counts as an auto success, but for a random ally? Same thing with double 1s but with our enemies

We can just transform back and cut the legs off. Use the cryosis spell on the final slime.

>>2990908
How about no? Or rather, fuck no. I don't want Anon to gain the physical traits of a horror fleshmass.

>>2990899
Kings tax his regen I guess.

>>2990899
>Remove Legs?
I don't know, rip em off I guess.

>>2990915
God Kings tax was just the worst choice. Anytime we could actually use it we'd start looking like shit. It's almost completely useless.

>>2990916
>Alright, fuck this then. Hes not going anywhere. Go help Janna freeze those slimes.

>>2990927
Qm confirmed it will take multiple saves to thaw himself out.

>>2990899
Supporting >>2990927
After we get Janna out of her pickle, we rip the fucker's legs off.

>>2990927
support

>>2990899
Supporting >>2990927. Help our teammates, especially if we got a bit of time to spare.

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>What is this feeling?
>Your lust
>Your Greed
>They
>Are fading

L: "Don't you want to pull him to pieces, darling? Take his power?"
A: "I don't want to be...this."
L: "The source of it's regenerative prowess is the heart. A single organ. Or set of them."
A: "..."

>You look to Janna
>See her fending off the tentacles

A: "Some things are more important."

>You toss the beast
>off of you
>WHUNK!

H: " !!! "
>It can't make noise
>It merely scrabbles across the ground
>Shattering ice patches under it's piercing legs
>It scuttles off toward the Chemical closet

>It's barely able to see
>Somehow
>It stays on it's feet
>Scrambling off for the safety of a secluded, stinking hole


Ja: "Alright, FUCKERS! Come on and get me! I'll figure out whatever you use to breathe and stuff it with a used sock!"

>She fierce
>She fite

>The slimes make their reaching attacks against her

>One gets a Nat 1

Ja: "HIYA!"
>Janna slashes the tentacle off
>It becomes a teeny slime
>Rolling in the slush below

>The Other Crits

JANNA TAKES 10 BLUNT DAMAGE

>As it rams the tentacle
>Right under her chest
>Where the ribs are soft

>An audible CRACK!
>Janna Winces
>As it tries to dig into her Stony skin
>Burn her away
>It grapples her up again
>Tries to pull her down

>When suddenly
>The slime's body begins to frost over
>It's partner and tiny slime
>Both roll their attentive pseudo-pods toward the rear


>You
>Loom over them

A: "c-...Crrrkkk..."
>You try to speak
>The tiny slime

LEAPS FOR YOUR FACE

>You catch it
>SKKRRRRKKK-k-kkkk
>It freezes solid
>You pop the fucker like a Christmas Ornament in a vice

https://youtu.be/6OtBEJCSIb0?t=3

>They get the idea
>Somebody's gettin' put in the cooler

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>>2991051
>>2991051

>The remaining slime rolls it's save

-Fail
-Pass

One is already a statue.
Only one remains.

>It still comes forward
>Are slimes fearless?

L: "Fearless as a fungus."

>The insult percolates in your brain
>That must be an idiom
>A royal insult
>If only your enemies had brains enough to get it

H: "Hrrrrrhhhh...."
Ja: "WHOAH!"

>Janna is staring behind you
>She looks shooketh
>The slime before you is nearly defeated
>Little ball of frozen Explosive Jelly

>Janna lets you into her head
>Lets you see through her eyes

>You let the Horror Go
>So it fled into the chemical closet
>Where it rolled into the shelf
>What has emerged
>Is a half-melted
>Oozing
>Sluge-like thing on Insect legs

H: "HHRHRHHH!"
>Even now it's regeneration tries to repair it
>The heart beats so fast it's spraying muck and slime ahead of itself as it walks
>On two
>Beetle legs

>It's finally a distance away
>Shambling for you and Janna

>If you wanted to end this swift and lethal
>Now might be the time


What do?
Ja: "Anon!"
A: " KK?"
Ja: "I can hex him!"

>Janna can hex him?
Ja: "Make it COUNT! I only got one of these a day!"

>She crosses her blood knives
>Channels her energies
>The pieces of a nearby slime you destroyed
>Fizzle away

>She aims her middle fingers at the Horror
>Bright Red and Silver light surrounds it

Ja: "Hit him HARD!"

>Well?
>How hard do you hit him

and
With what?

What do?

>>2991055
>Hmmm.
>Go into default muscles form. Rip his beater out

>>2991055
No hex yet. Save it for the bosses.

>>How hard do you hit him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXVnIkoUT_c

Most damage in one hit. Cruci-crush form and SMASH

>>2991055

No hex Janna, can't use it on something like this.

Hit him hard with our wand, hopefully knock the soul out of this thing

>>2991055
>shift back into mortal form
>take advantage and slam the horror with our wand

>>2991055
Put our trust in Janna and go for the wand whack like we initially planned.

>>2991055
Go to normal Giga and hit him with big slice to chop-a-choppa of his tiny legs.

>>2991055
If we can then
>form a big frozen Ice mace fist and smash him with your full strength
>>2991065
Biy late for that anon, seems like the bug is what we're looking for anyway

>>2991090

>Seems like the bug is what we're looking for anyway

This early into the dungeon? No anon, this isn't the boss

>>2991055
>Once per day
>"NO, don't do it anon~! save for boss!"
>Not wanting to camp out with Janna during a dungeon dive...

>All these people forgetting its heart is the only organ it has that matters.

>>2991096

Boi we're too busy to camp out in a dungeon for a day just to get a spell back.

>>2991103
I wouldnt mind some camping.

We can snuggle for warmth~

>>2991055
>>2991065
A'ight, tell ya what.
I'll only support >>2991096 if it's actually safe to camp out.

>>2991107
We'd probably freeze anything we cuddle with right now...... how freaky would muscleform sex be?

Ill Switch to wand smash too so we can get a clear majority.

Baby its cold outside~

Also, we can freeze her, and keep her with us. Forever. Frozen. Unchanging. Forever.

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Rolled 6, 7, 5 = 18 (3d10)

>The beast charges for you
>Creation of mad men
>Spawn of dark gods
>You feel your stomach churn
>Your body quake
>Is this you but parodied?
>Is this life
>A series of chemical soups mixing either by design or cosmic accident
>Is this who you are?

L: "Is it who you want to be? Would you accept it. If it were true?"

A: "HHhrrr..."

>Ice Anon
>Takes a step
>Then

>SMAYUSH!
>He SHATTERS!

https://youtu.be/l8wWa3O9cUo

A: "FUCK HIM UP!"

Ja: "HEX! MANIA!"

>Janna casts her deadly spell
>The Fiend makes one save

>7

Haha

>Un
>Lucky

WITH THE FAILED SAVE
YOUR ATTACK
HAS SUPERIORITY

Roll THREE TIMES, ME BOYOS

>Snicker
>Snack

>The creature's arms
>Stay wide Open

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>>2991146
>>2991146


To CLARIFY

>Anon has left Ice Form
>Raised his wand High
>He intends

>TO SMASH HIM WITH THE SAX

bless

Rolled 2, 8, 19 = 29 (3d20)

>>2991146
HIT EM WITH THE WOMBO

Rolled 2, 20, 14 = 36 (3d20)

>>2991146

Rolled 11, 20, 12 = 43 (3d20)

>>2991150
Let's gO!

Rolled 3, 17, 4 = 24 (3d20)

>>2991146

Eat shit you mockery of mom's magic

Rolled 1, 3, 19 = 23 (3d20)

good fucking thing we have that superiority.

Rolled 43, 33, 37 = 113 (3d100)

>>2991150

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Rolled 13, 6, 7 = 26 (3d20)

>>2991150
>>2991146
>>2991165
YOU SON OF A-

Rolled 5, 20, 8 = 33 (3d20)

>>2991150

>>2991168

Anon.

>>2991171

There you go

Rolled 20, 15, 16 = 51 (3d20)

>>2991146
Superiority. oh damn, com'on...

Rolled 7, 7, 14 = 28 (3d20)

>>2991146
YOUR SOUL
IS
MINE

>>2991173
There I go, see you on the other side friend

Rolled 11, 15, 3 = 29 (3d20)

>>2991146

Rolled 15, 1, 15 = 31 (3d20)

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>>2991156
>>2991156

...You took the Hex.
Used Janna's new ability to help better guarantee a hit.

You.

Anonymous.

Usually the most wild, destructive and reckless little shit under the black sun.

Managed not to blow up a room literally filled with explosives.

You did all this...and now.



A: "Stand the fuck back."
>You come
>flying
>Muscles
>FLEXES
>As you wind up with your WAND

https://youtu.be/mD2xXNg_Vy8

>Muscles curls into a near spring-like shape
>As Janna's Magic
>The hex
>Exposes the creature's vulnerability
>Flesh drips out of your way
>To expose the heart

>Your name is X
>You are about
>To give it to em


>Anon is here
>His eyes glowing
>Gold
>With Black Irises
>His breath Pink vapor
>Muscles Streaming Red energy into the air

>You are no Longer Ron
>For as Muscles unwinds
>As your soul
>Expands
>As finally
>After a lot of messed up decisions
>You see some light at the end of the tunnel
>That is you

cont