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>>3022781
>>3022781

>A giant warrior
>His name was Defiant
>He came here to end the corruption
>Slay the flesh-beast abominations that wander these barren halls

>You found him in the castle dungeon
>Skinned
>Boneless
>Shredded
>With vulgar wings attached to his limp back

>Now you're walking down a spiral staircase
>In an underground tower
>Holding your friend's hand
>Janna

Ja: "Anon. You can fly. Why are you walking with us?"
A: "That's gay. That's a gay question."
Ja: "Are you worried about us?"

GB: "How chyarming."
>There is also an 8 foot goat-man with you
>Used to be a god
>Now he's kinna a suicidal Druid
>Nice fella


>As you descend
>Luna continues to peruse the scrawlings
>She is rested upon your shoulder
>Her hat transformed into a candle with reflective lens

GB: "Is that one-a-them hachacallits? A fire hazard?"
Ja: "It's not even real, Dio."
A: "Don't call my mom not-real, Janna."
Lu: "I don't concern myself with what I'm called, dear."

>Luna sighs
>Pulls your ear lobe
>Her five little knife-fingers sharp like a bird's beak
>You stop

Lu: "Only with what I need."

>You look to the door on your left
>It's an iron-grate jail cell door
>With no torches inside you can barely see
>You can however

>Clearly make out a suburban house
>Down here
>Inside of a Dungeon cell

A: "Huh..."
GB: "Blarn."
Ja: "Wonder what the property taxes are down here?"
Lu: "Rock. Bottom."


What do?


>Read more of the walls (Might tell you what's up)

>Check the Door for traps and Open it (Janna's getting good at catching them)

>Scream at the house (Maybe it's friendly?)

>Whatever you want
>You're you
>Not a puppet

Yet.

>>3022788
Read the walls. Info is always good.

>>3022788
>Lu: "I don't concern myself with what I'm called, dear."
That's why I gotta do it for you, Mom. Now, care to read the walls some more while Janna checks for traps? Not like that dragon's going anywhere.

>>3022788
>>Read more of the walls (Might tell you what's up)

>>3022788
>Read more of the walls (Might tell you what's up)
LORE

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>>3022788
>Read more of the walls (Might tell you what's up)
Naturally. Luna, if you will.
Say, were dragons real in Mewmus? I'm assuing they weren't in Mewni?

>Check the Door for traps and Open it (Janna's getting good at catching them)
Ye.

>Scream at the house (Maybe it's friendly?)
Why would you scream at friendly houses?

Mmmh...
Well, see if there keys to the dungeon are anywhere around here first.
Wouldn't want to be trapped inside a weird dungeon out of casualty or fate, would we?
Could also help us get into other cells if Janna can't crack them.

>>3022788
Pretty much >>3022823
but prioritizing reading more of the walls

>>3022788
>read and scream

>>3022823

Supporting this. namely reading

>Why would you scream at friendly houses?

Easy, to get their attention from a distance

>>3022823
Good nuff.

So are we actually stomping this dragon or are we going to pussy out again?

>>3022885

It's not pussying out to run from something of greater power. It's called common sense

>>3022894
It kind of is when you've got a class built around killing something of greater power.

>>3022903

You know what? Fair enough

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https://youtu.be/oBVoU2AvdY4

>You choose
>To read
>More

Lu: "Chasing the ideal form has proven taxing. I was no sort of sorcerer before this. Merely an alchemist. A hack doctor. Enough to treat wounds and prevent sepsis. Although the mongrels who ruled this castle...the Johansen clan only cared for my leather work and treatment of meat. These dungeons. Where I slink to escape the wrath of the commoners and their common king. This world...ruled by happenstance and birthright. It should be ruled by nature. Not chance. It is not the king's blood that let's him rule. It is the fools who do not rebel against him. How can any Mewman live in subservience? In squalor? I cannot stomach it. Unnatural. Arrogant methods of rule. Law. Conscience. All fairy tales. All pointless rumors of order. Flesh creates order. Matter. I have but one magic. The spell I have unearthed at the bottom of these ancient pits. They never thought to watch me during their feasts. Never investigated their drugged wine and wholesome dinners of smoked meats. I let them gorge upon my fealty. Brought camaraderie between the king and his guard. Secured his rule...I am more a ruler than he. Better a liar. Stronger a manipulator. I would have simply poisoned the whole keep into death if I hadn't found it...the spell. The soul of our rightful ruler. Only a spirit such as this could shape the world to a natural state. Where the feeble hide and run. Where we cannot pretend to be masters of anything. Especially by the lot of birthright."




A: "Manifesto face-ass boi."
Ja: "Almost...just gotta shimmy it up th-"

>Janna is struggling with the lock at first
>Then
>She holds one of her bobby pins in the latch
>With her teeth
>Slides in the tip of her knife

>KaCHUNK

cont

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>>3022924
>>3022924

Lu: "These dungeons have become my resting place. My home and the iron upon which I have wrought the new age. These cells have been empty other than the monsters our King kidnaps as 'spies' or 'hostages' in the war effort. Some of them are useful...especially since when they die I've been able to fabricate whatever information I need him to act on.
Others. Such as the ones further below are...poor subjects. Like this joke of magical evolution."

>Janna pushes the door open
Ja: "Haha! Gotem!"
>She snips a trip-wire
>A crude looking hatchet swings from the ceiling and misses your whole party

Lu: "The Were-House."

Ja: "The w-"

WHU-CRACK!

THE HOUSE IS ALIVE
REPEAT
THE HOUSE
IS
ALIVE

>The front-door breaks into a splinter array of teeth
>The Support beams shatter outward into arms
>The Windows glow with crimson light

A: "HEY!"
>You shout
>The whole fucking two-story house beast looks at you
>Some straw falls from it's roofing slats

A: "B-...bitch?"
>It attacks you first

>15 total on attack

>WHUSNAP!
>A tongue made of carpet snaps past your face
>You leaned back like Neo
>The splatter of wood varnish gets on your armor
>It reeks

A: "Aw the fuck!?"
GB: "Get down!"

>The hpuse rears back
>Inhaling
>Because of course
>It has a breath weapon

MH: "RRRAAAAHHHFPUHPUHPPUH PUH PUH PUh"


ANON
THE HOUSE IS BREATHING BRICKS AT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS

>You can avoid the Bricks/Tough them

-With CON or DEX save

-Keeping your full turn

>You can SHIELD MAGIC
-Sacrificing your response in order to better defend
>Do you...

-FIGHT ZIS HOUSE
-Yes really
-A whole house

or

-GET CREATIVE
>I mean you -are- in a dungeon surrounded by unknown traps and a huge bottomless pit
>Use your noodle


What do?

>>3022926
>Fucking bite a brick

>Also fight the house. Fuck being creative.

>>3022926
>Evading
What are we, cowards?
Take the brick in the face LIKE A MAN!

>>3022926
I EAT BRICKS FOR BREAKFAST! EAT IT! CON THE ATTACK! AND FIGHT THE DANG HOUSE! IT AIN'T NOTHING! THE KING'S COME TO REPOSSESS YOUR ASS!

>>3022926
>Combustion form
>janna casts poisons from the side
https://youtu.be/_3eC35LoF4U

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>>3022926
Mh...

Would having a walking house trying to kill us inside a tiny dungeon be on fire a bad idea?

Well, I don't think Janna build is suited for these kinds of enemies. Does she have any offensive spells that could hurt the house?
Otherwise we could try to lead it into some traps for some Environmental Damage.

>>3022962
Can you poison a house?

>>3022926

>Were-House

Quest I don't know whether that's the greatest or it's the worst. What do you think? Also

Tank the brick

>-GET CREATIVE

If Janna's learned to cause plants and such to grow then wouldn't it be reasonable to use that to entangle the house in super fucking strong kudzu? If she can't ask Goatbro to contribute his whole God of Nature aspect to maybe even do more.


After that combustion form, and blast the shitter with jets of fire not only burning it, but pushing it off into the bottomless pit.

Sound good?

>>3022926
>Anon
Fight this whole ass house while...
>Janna and Goatbro
Look for the mentioned traps and pits, and otherwise survey our battle area.

>>3022969
Its a mimic or a were creature. Wood is organic so its gotta take poison

>>3022969
>>3022987

Why go for something you have no idea will work or not when you can simply choose to burn it?

>>3023000
Fire could be pretty dangerous, even without explosives involved. One touch of a house on fire and you-ll be BURNing too.
Fire is also more dangerous in enclosed spaces, plus you have to deal with things like smoke and oxygen being burned out of the room, leaving you to choke.

>>3022926
>Combustion form.

>It's made of WOOD.

>>3023008

Combustion form IS immune to fire

>>3023026
Is Janna still Immune to fire after that sleepover?
Even if we're Immune to fire we still need oxygen to breathe.
Specially Janna.

You're in a party, Anon. Stop thinking for yo'self.

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Rolled 2, 9 = 11 (2d10)

https://youtu.be/wj54eMhQlXE


>DAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK
>The Bricks come flying
>Janna and the Goat make their saves

>Janna gets 21
>She fails
>Getting grazed on the ear by a brick
>Then hit in the gut

Ja: "AH! FUck!"
GB: "Language!"

>A brick snaps off one of the Goat's horns
GB: "OY YA HELLEN WANK STAIN! I'LL BE SMASHIN' YER FRONT PORCH SHAPED MICROCOCK IN WIT ME FOOKIN' THUMBS!"

Ja: "Anon? Whad'we do?"

A: "I can't see."

>You turn to Janna
>There is a brink in each of your eye sockets
Ja: "..."

>Muscles
>Your right hand
>Pierces his own thumb with a clawed finger
>Then Draws
>Angry eyes
>Onto the bricks

A: "BUT I DON'T NEED EYES TO FUCKIN' FIGHT!"

>You rush
>Toward the house

A: "Come on you fuckin' Shanty-Nigger I'll fucking KILL YOU!"

>You pause
>Turn back
>Muscles turns your bricks around
>To make the eyes look normal

A: "By the way, you two look for traps n' shit."
>Janna glances around the room
Ja: "Aw hey, look."

>In the ceiling
Ja: "Torture devices."

A: "Have fun. We'll meet back for the huddle."
GB: "STONE-SKIN!"

>Goatbro
>Buffs himself
>His body grows concrete-armor

GB: "Ah'm coomin all over this filthy whore-house."
>Muscles Turns the bricks back
>To angry

A: "Kinky."
>YOU CHARGE FOR THE HOUSE


ROLL
CON!

Rolled 20, 5 = 25 (2d20)

>>3023048

>>3023052
PFFF
EZ WIN

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>>3023052

Ohhhh this roll will do nicely

>>3023052
Hell yeah, bitches

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>>3023052
T-this power...!

>>3023052
QM is only rolling twice in case no one lands on the first number.

You only need to roll once unless QM Says so.

>>3023072
Same for. >>3023070

Get the 20s!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3023048
Well we might as well keep going anyway.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d20)

>>3023048
rolling

>>3023048
>Then Draws
>Angry eyes
>Onto the bricks
>A: "BUT I DON'T NEED EYES TO FUCKIN' FIGHT!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrJBQ_wQwkM

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3023048

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>>3023052
>>3023052

>You walk
>Forward
>CRACK!
>A brick bounces off your chest
>Right where your ribs meet
>You Walk
>Forward
>A brick slams into your temple
>Hits your left elbow
>Your knee

A: "Our house."
>BRACK!
>A brick stuffs into your open mouth

>You fucking bite that shit in half
>Spit out gravel

A: "IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR HOUSE!"

MH: "RUUAHHHH!"

>You are so angry
>So goddamn
>Heckin
>Cross

>You reach the house
>Muscles signs "Avon Calling"

A: "OUR HOUSE!"
>You glare
>So hard
>The Bricks in your eye sockets shatter
A: "IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR HOUSE!"

>Janna is already up in the ceiling
>She hears your screams

Ja: "That's not how the WORDS GO-"
GB: "OUR HOOSE!"

>Goatbro headbutts a window
>It warps like plastic but he keeps kicking
GB: "AHN THE MEEDLE OF OUARH HOUSE!"

>You and Goatbro sing the best sitcom theme in history
>While wailing on a building

ANON DOES 22 DAMAGE
By throwing the bricks back into the house's eyes

A: "THESE BETTER NOT BE YOUR SHIT!"

Goatbro does... SIXTEEN DAMAGE
by Kicking the nice porch railings out.
Then rubbing his ball on the doorknob.

cont

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>>3023113
>>3023113

A: "YOU FUCK."
GB: "Alrigh now yah loss me."

Ja: "I need a little more time! There's a valve and it's Stuck! With like...glue, or something."

>Janna needs some more time
>That gives you a chance

>To Remodel

>You're so close
>The house has begun to back up
>It won't shoot bricks at this range
>Instead
>It tries to crush you and goatbro in it's mighty arms

>It crits on you
>Nearly crits on the Goat

ANON YOU HAVE TAKEN 30 DAMAGE
ANON YOU ARE NOW GRABBED!

>See "Pinned" for rules
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit#heading=h.3xnol9r0wybp

A: "AAHHH! MY SPINE! MY FAVORITE SPINE!"
GB: "Me fookin'...bodeh ayches like the cervix of me last consort!"

>You currently cannot physically move
>You are being crushed against the front door of the house

A: "GSHHIT!"

>Janna will unleash the ceiling traps in one turn
>How do you survive?
>Free Goatbro?
>Or Escape the House!?

-Brute Force
Use Muscles and Fight your way out.
-Grants a free melee hit and deals structural damage

>Raw Hatred
-Instead of escaping you can use a spell or spellform of your choice
-Who knows how well it's powers will work in this situation


or

>You could try to get inside of the house
>Certainly it won't digest you
>Although that may be better than being crushed

What do?

>>3023115
Get inside the house.


TO WREAK THE UNLIVING SHIT OF IT!

>>3023115
>Go inside house
>Use own form.

>Tell them to GTFO.

Or just set it on fire.

>>3023115
Everyone knows that going inside of the giant monster to attack it is a good idea. No issues at all. totally good idea.

>>3023115

>Tell Janna and Goatbro to get going
>Get inside the house
>Combustion Form/ Unrivaled Hatred Form

Either one of the latter two I support

>>3023115
FUCK IT
>Go on in

>>3023115
>Brute Force
Still kinda worried about starting fires and shit.
Better safe than exploded.

>>3023115
Get up in them gutssss

>>3023139

Hey man, just have to go super nova for a moment and everything'll be fine right?

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Rolled 9, 5, 1 = 15 (3d10)

>>3023103
>>3023103

This is hilarious and you deserved to be told that.

It's time for a CLARIFICATION POST. Of Fun.

Since Quest writes phonetically it can be hard to read certain accents. This is intentional.

Goat Bro's voice is essentially as follows.

https://youtu.be/c7JOcHKMLKQ


Now...

>Overwhelming votes
>For getting INSIDE THE HOUSE


Time for SKILL CHALLENGE!


>Roll WISDOM
>Then CON
>Then STRENGTH


Ja: "HEY! I got it!"
A: "SO USE IT!"

>You grab this house
>By it's Knob
>You twist

A: "HNNNNNGGGG!"
>Anon
>You have finally entered another living being
>Via the front door
>Instead of a wound

>CRACHUNK!
>You stumble in
>Roll on the carpet
>Realize
>The Lights are on
>You in a lovely living room
>With a two seater couch
>Tasteful decorations

>There is a Mewman man fused into the wall that looks like the texture of the boards

A: "Oh wow, are you like a squatter- or?"
???: "I am the host this House-Mimic used in order to become the Were-House."
A: "O-Oh god...you talk?"
???: "The eternal parasitic life I have been granted has only left me with one question."

A: "..."
???: "Am I a Mewman made of house? Or is this house made of Mewman flesh from it's timbers to it's beams?"

A: "I-"
>Your right eye twitches

ROLL THAT WISDOM
THEN THE STRENGTH
THEN CON

Rolled 6, 5, 2 = 13 (3d20)

>>3023170

Rolled 15, 8, 11 = 34 (3d20)

>>3023170

Rolled 11, 5, 17 = 33 (3d20)

>>3023170
>Wisdom
hoo boy

Rolled 8, 18, 9 = 35 (3d20)

>>3023170
I am deeply concerned for the sanity of this houses creator.

Oh, sorry my bad. I mean.

Uh.

YOU'RE A BITCH NIGGER HOUSE!!!

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Rolled 1, 4, 7 = 12 (3d20)

>>3023170
>???: "Am I a Mewman made of house? Or is this house made of Mewman flesh from it's timbers to it's beams?"
That's a stupid fucking question! Mewggers are made out of flesh, and houses tend to be made out of wood, although it can vary! You are neither a house made of mewman or a mewman made of house, you're a fusion of flesh and wood. THE GINGERBREAD MAN IS NOT MADE OF HOUSE HE IS MADE OF GINGERBREAD! IT'S IN THE NAME!

>>3023201
This actually.

This I'd way better.

Rolled 14, 9, 20 = 43 (3d20)

>>3023170

Rolled 14, 20, 3 = 37 (3d20)

>>3023170

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Rolled 16, 7, 12 = 35 (3d20)

>>3023170
don’t mind these 1s

Rolled 11, 5, 9 = 25 (3d20)

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Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d8)

>>3023191
>>3023191

Our first and only current winner.

>For Con

Since we don't have a large number of rolls.
I shall simply ROLL LIKE THIS!

>8 rolls besides the winner
>We need two results

SELECTING NOW!
YATAAAAAAA

Rolled 18, 6, 14 = 38 (3d20)

>>3023170
The answer is scream because you do not know, but also because you are in fire.

>Combustion Form

>>3023243
One more man. Sadly.

Rolled 17, 8, 13 = 38 (3d20)

>>3023243

Tzeentch bless this roll for us this day

Rolled 4, 18 = 22 (2d20)

>>3023243
C'mon, Daddy need new murders!

Rolled 15, 4, 3 = 22 (3d20)

We doubling?

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>>3023263

>18

That's pretty good, but when will we get Anon to look like THIS GLORIOUS FORM?

Rolled 19, 13, 10 = 42 (3d20)

>>3023170
Holy shit, I arrived in time to add to the rolls let's hope I don't fuck it over like last time. also, supporting
>>3023201

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A: "Y-....you can't."
???: "You will lose your soul to me. To this place."
>Your nose bleeds
>You grimmace
???: "It cannot be solved."

>>3023232
>>3023232

>14 on Wisdom
>23 total

A: "THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED!"
???: "What-"
A: "I don't -need- to know everything. I don't NEED to understand you."

>Muscles flexes
>His veins bulge up your neck
>All the way past your ears

A: "You're my enemy."
>Anon has found
A: "I just need you to die."
>His way
A: "Also, you spent all this time by yourself being miserable? Jesus. You're literally big as a house get the fuck over yourself."
???: "No one has-"
A: "Step yah pussy game up. I bet you're diabetic, faggot. Need to see a fucking physician."

>Muscles Punches the Mew-House-Man in his stupid face
>He shits himself
>Bricks come out

A: "OH GOD STICKING HIS DICK IN A RUSTY DRAIN."

cont

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>>3023326
>>3023326

>This when the couch leaps up and hugs
A: "IT WAS IN MY MOUTH! uah!? FUCK! No! DON'T TOUCH ME! THIS ISN'T DISNEY WORLD. FELT IS DISGUSTING."

>You struggle
>You bite
>Kick
>Claw
>Muscles Digs into the fabric

>>3023182
>>3023182

>5 on strength
> +14 with Muscles
>19 total

>>3023232
+2

>21

>Not
>Enough
>To Escape
>Yet only Barely so

If only you shared that +1 str with Muscles, Anon.


If only you weren't such a splintered mess.


>You're smothered in cushions
>Held down Against the carpet
>As the windows Seal up

>That's when the digestive fluid begins to spray
>Out of a nearby "Sink"
>The Plugs on the wall
>The Ceiling lights

A: "FFFSh! NO!"
>It's going up your nose
A: "NO!"

>>3023191
>>3023191

>9 on Con
> +12
>21 total

>>3023218
+2

>23

>You grit your teeth
>Pull your chin away from the horrid stinking slime

A: "Fine."

cont

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>>3023331
>>3023331

https://youtu.be/5otPRv8ryMg

>You bury your face
>Into the horror
>Into the pain
>Your skin dissolves
>Your nerves flare and your eyes blacken
>You don't care
>You dig your fingernails down into the carpet
>Muscles
>Begins to push

Ja: "I DID IT!"
GB: "Than DEWWIT!"

>Janna pulls
>The Lever

>PSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Outside
>The ceiling opens
>Letting in a TORRENT OF SCALDING WATER

>Chaos
>Limitless chaos as the Were-House
>Is enveloped in a waterfall from above
>It would normally be caught by the huge iron door
>However
>You opened that shit

>The House is spilled forward
>Sputtering
>Struggling
>As it is carried for the edge
>You are inside
>In the depths of sufffering
>Still
>Pulling
>Your weight

How is this worth it?

>Muscles pushes
>You scream
>Into the fluid drowning you
>At the pure darkness around you
>At the pain filling your body
>What does it matter?
>What do you matter?
>What does this place matter?

A: "It's all I have. It's all I am."

>Muscles grips the carpet
>You push your weak little arm with him
>As you
>Both
>RISE
>UP
>SKKRRRRRRRRRRSSHHHHHHH!

>ANON AND MUSCLES RIP THE COUCH FROM IT'S FLOOR

Ja: "WOO!"
>Janna is riding the whole house
>Whore.
>She waves her beanie like a cowgirl hat
>As all four of you

>The House
>The Goat
>The Girl
>The Boy

>You all fall to the darkness

cont

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>>3023335
>>3023335

>Inside the house
>You've stood up
>With your half digested eyes dripping from your skull
>You Step
>Forward
>With the house plummeting


GB: "Janna! AH think you've forgotten something!"
Ja: "What's that?"
GB: "There's probably a BOTTOM!"

>Janna peers into the dark
>She sees
Ja: "ROCKS!"

>She would be crushed
>The Goat probably shattered

A: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

GB: "AH!?"
Ja: "Anon!?"

A: " https://youtu.be/1kXU14hkuSI?t=2 "

>A figure smashes out of the front door
>It's you
>Drizzling your skin
>Blind
>Bleeding
>Yet still
>You
>The Warrior
>The Son of Madness
>The Child of Unwellness

>Anon

>You feel out Janna
>Grab the GOAT
>Because you were tough enough to take it
>BOLD enough to go where you didn't belong

>You climb the house with your once feeble human arm


>While Muscles holds Janna and Pan up high
>You mutter curses into the wood
>Scream your black ideas into the void
>As you plummet
>To your destiny


>The House Shatters on the rocks below
>Yet you and your friends are safe
>Safe enough
>As your cushioned from the blow by it's crumbling body
>You stand atop the wreckage
>Blind
>Burning
>Yet

>You have won


ANONYMOUS' CON IS NOW +13

CHOOSE A NEW FEAT

-Might of Matter
(Muscles and Anon can combine the STR on non-combat rolls)
(Anon and Muscles will begin to share physical tasks)

-Hate and Hunger
Enemies making Ranged attacks on Anon have DISAD (As long as he is moving towards them)


There is only one question.

How do you regrow your body?

>Feed off the Mewling Were-house (It has some HP left)

>Get it from Janna and the Goat (Simpler and safer, but less menacing)

Let's Rock.

>>3023340
>Might of Matter
>Feed of the Were-house

-Might of Matter
(Muscles and Anon can combine the STR on non-combat rolls)
(Anon and Muscles will begin to share physical tasks)

-feed on friendship

>>3023340
Ooo, those feats. Tough choice. I think might of matter's a better option. We don't get attacked by ranged stuff much to be honest. It happens, sure. But I think Might of matter will be more helpful in comparison.

Also, FEED OFF OF THIS GINGERBREAD MAN WANNABE

>>3023340
>CHOOSE A NEW FEAT
-Hate and Hunger
Enemies making Ranged attacks on Anon have DISAD (As long as he is moving towards them)

Imagine all the bullshit spells that we might be able to dodge if we just run at the mages like mad men.

>How do you regrow your body?
Feed off the Mewling Were-house (It has some HP left)

>>3023340
FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA
>EAT A GODDAM HOUSE

>>3023340
>Might of Matter
MUSCLES IS OUR BRO FOREVER

>>3023344
Changing to Hate and Hunger.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3023340
This one.

>Feed off the Mewling Were-House

>>3023349
BUY ANOTHER ONE YA RICH MOTHERFUCKER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW0JKqhVCo0

>>3023340
>Hate and Hunger.

Never retreat.


Now eat this fucker like we did with his mother last night,

>>3023340
>Might of the Matter
がったい タイム
Sure would be nice if our base stats also start rising with all the tasks we do alongside muscles anyways.

>Janna and Goat
It could just be me, but is no one else concerned about adding the possible cursed flesh to out own? Especially considering the lore drop text at the start of the session?

>>3023340

>>CHOOSE A NEW FEAT
>-Might of Matter
(Muscles and Anon can combine the STR on non-combat rolls)
(Anon and Muscles will begin to share physical tasks))

>Feed off the Mewling Were-house (It has some HP left)
>Use Swarm to turn into termites to feed on the house

>all these people not wanting to boost our STR mod by an insane amount and bond at a deeper level with our shaor shifting bro who we regualrly fuse with and have problems fusing because we arent centered

>>3023340
Feed on the Were-House
Might of Matter

Telling Anon food is cursed will make him eat it just to spite you.

And then he will vomit on you.

>>3023340
>>3023340
>-Might of Matter
>(Muscles and Anon can combine the STR on non-combat rolls)
>(Anon and Muscles will begin to share physical tasks)

GET THAT SWOLE BOD, ANON.
LEVEL PHYSICAL STATS ALONGSIDE MUSCLES

>>3023340
>Might of Matter
>Feed of the Were-house

>>3023340
>>Feed off the Mewling Were-house (It has some HP left)

>>3023340
>-Hate and Hunger

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Ja: "...Huh."
>Janna looks outward from where you all stand
>Because just beyond the wreckage the house has become

>Is a shore

Ja: "Sick. I can use my Water-walk spell here."
GB: "Aye, Lass. Be sure to whisper politely to the water, now. Don't want it trickin' ye."
Ja: "First tho."

>Janna pulls out her real knife
Ja: "Ok, man let's fix up your stank fa-"

A: "CRACK FOUNDATION HAVIN' ASS GINGERBREADMAN METAPHOR LOOKIN' CHINK! YOU MEWGGER MOTEL! YOU WART COVERED FUCKIN' HALF EMPTY BALLSACK!"

>Anon
>Smayush
>WHAM!
>WHAM!
>wHAM!

>Muscles
>SLAPS his knuckles down into the screaming flesh of the house
>Yet now
>He is -not- alone
>Right alongside his massive hammer of a hand
>Is yours

ANON HAS CHOSEN MIGHT OF MATTER

-In non-combat rolls
-You and Muscles will work together as one

>For once
>He can feel your rage
>You
>Can feel his limitless joy

>SMACK CRACK WACK SWAK CURAK!
>Boards go flying
>Wallpaper is reached
>You and Muscles shred through it
>Muscles yanks a pipe out
>You kick some drywall
>You find underneath
>The Humanoid host

???: "Wait. Please, I can tell you abou-"
>ANON BITES THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN THE MOUTH
???: "HRK!? hKKK!"

cont

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>>3023596
>>3023596

>He chews
>Blood sprays past his ears
>Muscles flexes
>Rolls his fingers
>You emerge
>From the makeout session
>Bloody
>And Whole

>You pant
>With slobber and house-blood dribbling down your shirt
>Your new eyes twitching
A: "Fuck....shit....in a stack."

>Janna lowers her knife
>Looking a little disappointed
Ja: "Nevermind."

>You hop down
A: "What's this water?"

>The Goat sniffs
GB: "Undagroon lake from what I can tell. Probably where they got their drinking water."

>You look up
>You can't see the lights
A: "How far down are we?"

>You hold up the wand
>Kick it
>It lights the area
>The scrawling returns

>Luna's smile and warm presence comes with it
>She reads
>Without prompt


Lu: "I can feel the doom from above getting closer. I'll sabotage this place to keep my creation whole. There's no time. I've nothing but my worship to offer it now. There aren't enough bodies. Aren't enough hides and blood and hearts and stolen souls to finish it...it must live. I will make it live. Keep it safe in the vault that only I can open with the enchantments my wares have purchased. This world is not deserving of my master's presence. Yet he will live. The first and last Dragon. I will make it live!"

>Her eyes lead you all
>To the edge of the water
>Where a near-ruined little boat
>Along with the last scrawl
>So deep
>A finger-bone has lodged into the stone where it ends

>It reads

"He is DISPLEASED with what I have done."

>A shudder comes from the darkness ahead
>With a slow trickle of water
>The bass of tectonic rumblings fill your chest

Ja: "What...is that?"

>Luna smiles
Lu: "Singing."

SEE
VIDEO

https://youtu.be/330HjFBY7Cw

SESSION PAUSE!
WE RESUME

TOMORROW!
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Love,
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>>3023602
>That's its singing
Good god does it ever shut up?

Wouldnt you howl if you were made wrong?

>>3023695
I WAS made wrong and I don't howl.

>>3023596
>Sick. I can use my Water-walk spell here."
Janna has my vote for Hokage, believe it

>>3023596
>Janna lowers her knife
>Looking a little disappointed
>Ja:"Nevermind"
If it makes you feel any better, Jannster, I wanted to see you bust out your new witchy spells too

>>3023730
Lets be honest, well need another heal soon. Also, anon just straight up ate a dude. Ate his face like flordia man on bath salts. No seasoning too, fucking white boy.

>>3024609
Now that i think. We should raise dead on the mewman house. I dont know if the dragon got his soul but its worth a shot

I don't know when or even if you'll read this... but I feel it needs saying regardless. You like Dreamworks Movies? Most people find their work to be very childish in nature and hell, who could blame them, but there's one movie I feel deserves to be made relavent to the discussion. Kung-Fu Panda. The reason may surprise you. There's one scene where Dustin Hoffman as a Red Panda is debating with a philosophical turtle, and they're having a discussion about the meaning and implications of... "control". For this particular example they use a peach tree, and its derivatives, namely the peaches and their seeds. Red Panda-Hoffman says that he is in control of the situation, because he can choose when the fruit can fall, and when and where to plant its seeds. The turtle however, argues that regardless of how much control Hoffman has, that the peach tree shall stay a peach tree, and that it won't bear fruit before it's time. I feel there's a lesson to be learnt from this exchange... both are right in their own ways, but we, specifically Anon... are the peach. He is destined to grow into a beautiful chaotic mess, following his own glorious path. The only thing you could have controlled was when and where he was planted. But that is too late to choose now... the situation is far beyond your control... and there is nothing. You can do. To stop it.

>>3026065
So what you're saying is that there's no point in voting or rolling and we can do nothing but let Quest tell a regular story without our intervention?

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SESSION START!

https://youtu.be/QGeHmVqBNGs?t=403

>Here we are, Anonymous
>Beneath a ruined castle
>At the bottom of a pit
>Past the Dungeons
>Past the Forgotten halls that lay beneath
>Sitting on a black shore
>Staring at the entrance of a cave
>Which houses an unknown lake


>Amongst your party?

>Janna
>Who's proven a wily, reckless but cunning rogue
>Handy with a spell or two


>Dionysus
>A fallen god
>Hardy and full of Heart
>Using his many beast forms


>Then
>There is You

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing

>Anonymous

WHO IS NOW LEVEL 16

>You can hear a waterfall from deep within
>Along with the distant mournful moans of...
>Something

>There is a beast here below the world
>Something unnatural
>Something angry at it's own creator
>Angry perhaps at all creation as well
>A dragon

>It has horded the souls of all who die here
>Even the dead body below you
>Of a house sized mimic
>Is slowly liquefying
>As it's corrupted soul is dragged into the water
>By a thread
>With a hooked needle at it's end


Ja: "The crazy dude said only he could open the door to the monster, right?"
Lu: "Yes."
Ja: "So, how are we gonna get in?"

A: "First we have to find it. Then we fuck it. With knives and feet and shit."
GB: "Fuck it with shite? Och, that'll take a bit a doin."
A: "Sit on a dick with your wordplay."

>Your eyes sear with magical spite
>Lighting up the dark ahead of you

>The Cavern awaits

What do?

-Use the Boat to enter the cave (Keeps Everyone together)

-Use your ghost form to go ahead (You have no idea what awaits you, or if it can harm your ghost form)

-Try another solution
(You and Janna both have water/ice magics. There might be a better way to address the unknown watery depths)

Let's rock.

>>3026200
>use the boat but cast ice around us

>>3026205
>>3026200
sounds like a plan

>>3026200
Shit, supporting >>3026205

Use chill. We could freeze the ocean we can freeze this shit.

>>3026072
FUCK no. Didn't I just say WE ARE the peach? We're as essential to this quest as Quest is. Without people to vote he'd just be telling a story. Might as well just write a fan fiction at that point.

On a more serious note, we need to up our stats and relax something fucking fierce... calm down if only slightly. We can't rely on dumb luck to see us through every time. The universe will still be there when we get back into action, just keep an eye on it. We're secure enough. Why bother having a kick-ass magic castle if we don't bother using it? Try making our own goddamn spells I say. The more WIS we have the larger a posse of Skele-bois we can wrangle and the more kickass our spells will be.

Think of the gainz and bondz we can make with Muscles while we up our STR? How fucking suave we could be with Jackie if we just upped our CHA a bit? Plus, we're a fucking dumbass, we need a higher INT stat.

Worse comes to worse we can always steal our stats

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>>3026200
>>3026200
This is one of those places that scream "Do Not Disturb The Water".

Maybe we can inspect a little further before venturing onto it?
Either way, we should totally come up with a secondary method to travel this cavern n case using the boat doesn't work or something unexpected happens.

>>3026200
Also, I don't even think we've had breakfast. Is Janna and Anon not hungry?

I bet everyone back home must be worried sick as well. They can't contact us (think how Susan might feel without the mental link she's so used to) and we left without telling them how much this mission would take.

Can goat bro turn into an eagle buff enough to carry Janna across?

Or a shark? No. An orca!

We can freeze the water and he'll be cool.

>Ask Luna about the dragons, and advice fighting them.

>>3026277
Pretty sure Dragons aren't real in Mewni, but not so much about Mewmus.

Ask away.

>>3026205

Alright, this sounds good

Also, ask Luna how many pages are missing from her book? And what would those pages have on them? May as well get the full scope of the BOOK's power seeing as we're going to meet something born of it

>>3026277
Dragon killing advice

>Don't fuck around. Hit own form immediately.

>>3026277
Pry luna for knowledge about dragons or primordial beings

>>3026277
Asking for Luna's opinions on these potential dragons is a yes from me my dude.

>confess you do not really expect her to know anything about imaginary dragons.

>You really just want to hear her explain things more.

>>3026350
>You really just want to hear her explain things more.
FACT! Her voice is like melted butter.

>>3026200
I'll only support >>3026277 if it's in the form of >>3026350

>>3026350
Supporting this as well.

>>3026350
Also tell her thanks for translating and tell her we love her and her stories and she should tell us more and more often

>>3026350
>Luna's lore is the bedtime stories he never got as a kid

>>3026398
Also thank her yes

>>3026398
This too.

>>3026398
YES! WE APPRECIATE YOU MOM!

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>Your right arm can stretch to a degree
>You forget sometimes
>Muscles and you have always been semi-seperate entities
>Now, however
>After all this violence
>The literal year of working together to rip
>Tear

>You feel
>More solid
>Less like a collage

A: "C'mon."
>You lean backwards while Muscles grabs the Boat from afar
>Counterbalance
A: "I got an idea."

GB: "We go on a cruise into an obvious death trap?"

Ja: "Anon's usually got good plans. If he's calm. Hey, McMoot."
>You look at Janna
>She takes you in for a moment
>Slathered in monster blood
>A little winded

>Yet your eyes are bright
>Your busy but together
>You can even feel her psychic presence roll around your spine

>She knows you're thinking about Jackie
>She also sees you thinking about her

>She bites her lip
Ja: "You good?"
A: "I'm me."
>You jump into the boat
>You stand up straight
>Crack your neck


A: "It's good enough. You got Ice powers?"

Ja: "Nah. I got wind summoning, though."
A: "Might work. Goat. What's the biggest thing you can turn into?"

GB: "A midget Elephant."
Ja: "Little person."
GB: "An elephant isn't a person ya daft swan."

>The three of you set off

>Janna whispers to the still air
>With her focus and power
>A wind forms
>Carries the boat forward

cont

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>>3026455
>>3026455

GB: "No rowing required!"
>The Goat leans back
>Puts his hands behind his head

>You all move forward
>Into a brief drop

Ja: "Whoah!"
>SKRRRRRKKEKEKEKkkKKkk

>You paritally freeze the water
>Slowing down your descent

A: "Fuck. Why is this hard?"
>Pan dips his tongue into the water
GB: "OCh!"
A: "What?"

GB: "Hot. Like a volcanic spring."
A: "Of course."

>The slushy flow gets you all down to the glassy surface of a lake

A: "I can't see dick."
Ja: "Haha, you wanna see dick?"
A: "M-mom! Gimme some dragon lore."
Lu: "Darling. Are you feeling insecure? I know my voice calms you."
A: "MOM."

>Luna laughs
>It echoes through the cave
>For a moment
>The Singing
>Stops

Lu: "First. A light."

>It resumes

>Luna waves her hand
>A pink orb fills the blackness around you
>Now you can see

A: "Whoah..."

>The threads
>Thousands of them
>Running from the deepest parts of the water to the ceiling
>Where no light reaches

Lu: "In my world Dragons were the first living creatures. Born from the recombination of magical energies and the collision of primordial matter. They were each an island of universal strength. Power. Dominion. They ruled with absolute control until more creatures with thought appeared. In the brief age before certain...forces. Took hold. They shaped the world. With fire. Steel from the Mewmun who served them. Blood with the flesh of Monsters who saw them as their progenitors."

Ja: "How did mortals defeat em?"
Lu: "They didn't. The greatest dragons merely left."
A: "Why? Also."
>You look around
>Despite being alone
>In a mile deep cavern

>You hug your mom
>Then release her
>She blinks
>Slowly
>Without even a hint of being disturbed
>Until she straightens her hat
>Kisses your nose

cont

>>3026455
>Say something nice about Janna
I like her face and ugs.

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>>3026477
>>3026477

Ja: "Aw."
GB: "Das homosexual, lad."

Lu: "Something greater called to them. A presence they couldn't deny or ignore. They left behind their weaker cousins. Drakes. Hydras. Serpents. The deformed. The half breeds. They abandoned us, unwilling to contend with greater forces."
A: "...writers."
Lu: "I use the term 'greater' rather loosely."

GB: "Lad."

>Goatbro lowers your hand before you freeze more of the water

GB: "Mind the cords...even if yer ice touches them I'd think it unwise."


>THE WATER BELOW YOU IS CRYSTAL CLEAR UNTIL THE LIGHT FADES

>THE THREADS ARE STILL

>YOU CANNOT SEE PAST 25 FEET IN ANY DIRECTION

What do?


>Fuck it, pluck a thread
I mean why not?

>Navigate with the flow of water
-Janna and Anon will do combined rolls to get the boat between the Threads

>Try to light it up
(Using Fire magic or any means you can concoct)

>Taste the water
(I mean it's hot but it could be delicious?)

>>3026485
>Navigate with the flow of water
its magical darkness so any light we might try to generate outside of what we have probably won't go far

>>3026485
>play a tune
>improvise or have luna give us soemthing ancient until we find something that resonates with the threads
>goatbro can chant in the old words as well
>janna channels the win

These strings tie souls and thats our bag and what luna and the wand specalize in

Lets drift in gently, magnifecntly, worthy of a King before an ancient thing.

>>3026485
Follow the flow. Also this >>3026495

>>3026485
>GB: "Das homosexual, lad."
If it's gay to love your mother than I am the gayest king in the multiverse!

>>3026495
I like the jam this dude's playing and therefore i support it.

>>3026485
>>Navigate with the flow of water

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>>3026402
Ow my heart

>>3026495
Supporting

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>>3026485
>Taste the water
>(I mean it's hot but it could be delicious?)
Pic.

>Navigate with the flow of water
>Janna and Anon will do combined rolls to get the boat between the Threads
This. Do this.

I'm assuming the Threads are serving as some sort of detection triggers for whoever has them in their grasp.

Try to avoid them.

However we DO NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GO.

>>3026485
>>3026495
sounds good

>Born from the recombination of magical energies and the collision of primordial matter

So yeah, OWN can seriously fuck one up if we get it to stick. Just need to undo their magic properties and we can go to town on it.

>>3026617
We could also go gently, cautiously and try to work this out without having to pull another win by the skin of our teeth through excessive violence.. try at least.

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Rolled 3, 9, 10 = 22 (3d10)

>3 votes to help Janna Navigate

>5 for...Music.

A: "We don't really know what this thing is. Dragon. Fuckin' Donut OC. Just a monster..."

>You pull out your wand
>Curious
>Probing

>You put it to your lips and do a quick run of notes
>It echoes to the roof
>Comes back
>As a wail
>The singing stops

A: "..."
Ja: "What did you do?"
>You raise a finger at Jackie
A: "I got it's attention."
Ja: "We don't WANT it's attention, doofus we want it to die."
A: "I want my enemies to die."
>You feel something off
>Something different

A: "I wanna understand this thing."
GB: "Fer fook's sake, why!?"
A: "Cause It's like me."

Ja: "..."
>Janna turns to the Goat
>Rolls her eyes
A: "It's awful and isn't supposed to exist."

>You turn back to the group
>Your smile wide

A: "Isn't that awesome?"

>The Goat puts his head in his hands
>Janna
>Snickers

Ja: "Rock and roll, my man."
A: "I will. Janna. Get us there safe?"
Ja: "Which way?"
A: "The only way."
>You look down at the water
A: "We go forward."

>You raise up your Sax
A: "Pan. Work with me."
GB: "Oh, righ Ah suppose A'll just play the BAGPIPES!"
A: "Fuck no. Sing."

GB: "..."
A: "You're probably great at it."
GB: "Oh, Aye yer full correct in that."


ROLL CHARISMA

THREE
TIMES

>Janna will navigate
>As Goatbro assists your rolls

Rolled 12, 4, 8 = 24 (3d20)

>>3026644
LETS DO THIS

>>3026485

>Navigate with the flow of water
-Janna and Anon will do combined rolls to get the boat between the Threads
Along side this >>3026495

Rolled 14, 13, 17 = 44 (3d20)

>>3026644
Let’s go

Rolled 6, 5, 18 = 29 (3d20)

>>3026644
Poor Janna. Maybe we shoulda helped her instead.

Rolled 14, 18, 2 = 34 (3d20)

>>3026644

Here we go boys

Rolled 3, 17, 9 = 29 (3d20)

>>3026644
SIIIIIIIIING!

Rolled 13, 19, 4 = 36 (3d20)

>>3026644

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Rolled 12, 13, 9 = 34 (3d20)

>>3026644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpX50QAAeEA

Rolled 16, 2, 13 = 31 (3d20)

>>3026644
https://youtu.be/TCKzjSma2P0

Rolled 8, 16, 11 = 35 (3d20)

>>3026644

Rolled 3, 15, 19 = 37 (3d20)

Rolled 19, 19, 2 = 40 (3d20)

>>3026644

>>3026699
Nice dubs my dude.

>>3026699

You did it guy. praise your double dubs

Rolled 6, 11, 18 = 35 (3d20)

>>3026644
>>3026699
Nice, blessed by kek

Rolled 15, 7, 6 = 28 (3d20)

>>3026644

>>3026644
C'mon, momma need those wholesome moments!

Rolled 3, 3, 12 = 18 (3d20)

>>3026722

Rolled 19, 10, 5 = 34 (3d20)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx2b-nK_Q8o

>>3026644
Have a moment of clarity where you realize this might have been a bad idea.

>>3026846
Fuck ideas. With your penis.

>>3026846
Its never a bad idea to jam

>>3026846
>Implying this isn't the best idea

>>3026849
>>3026850
>>3026859
Can't be worse idea then jumping into the ring of War Planet right?

>>3026866

Hey, there's only one big thing this time around.

>>3026866
Certainly not as bad as rushing to warplanet all together without learning all our spell forms first

>>3026878

And you know what? We still managed to kill a level 50/75 robo wizard

>>3026866
Well yeah. Good thing we didn't do that.

>>3026898
Level 50. We could've killed Loozar too. But allies were dropping and Jackie was sad.

>>3026906
Was it 50, I thought you had to be at lvl 75 to be considered an immortal?

>>3026918
That was Loozar. Loozar was level 75 which was exactly five times our level at the time. Mammon was level 50.

>>3026906
Correction. Our own inadequacy prevented us from killing Loozar.

Not jackie.

>>3026924
No, we could've totally jumped back into the ring to rip the rest of Loozar's limbs off. But Jackie was traumatized and we felt bad.

>>3026906
I didn't think Jackie did anything wrong. She jumped into a arena she didn''t know was a thunder-dome to try save her boyfriend.

>>3026918
he was 75 his manager was 50.

>>3026931
he literally had a broken back.

>>3026924
We can compromise and say it was our inability to fight an immortal martial champion giant AND keep our friends, and completely normal human gf we beought to a war planet for some fucking reason, safe at the same time. We still beat Mammon and got wondervaun's tools though, so still a success, just with a sad breakup too.

>>3026931
We are weeeeeeaaaaaak.

We lack the focus to actually be at all decent at combat.

O.k. I think we could have done all of it if we handled it better. But we spent a bunch of time jerking around instead of crushing nibblies.

>>3026944
>he literally had a broken back.
We could've managed.

What sucked was trying to lie our way out of getting caught when are girlfriend was literally injured at our feet.

>>3026952
It worked.

I really hope Jackie is doing okay.

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>You don't know what this thing is
>What is really wants
>Other than souls
>You're uncertain
>Shit
>You're uncertain about plenty of things

>Anon
>Why do you want to do things like this?
>Seek empathy
>Understanding
>Here of all places?

>You're insecure
>Hm

A: "So, what?"
>You're muttering
>Before the Sax meets your lips
A: "I'm used to it..."

>>3026653
>>3026653

6 on the dice.
>+7

>13 total

>GB gets 7 on the dice
>18 total

>Both failures


>The Goat bleats out when he starts to sing
>You're off time

>Janna gets a 4 on her first dex roll

Ja: "SHit."
A: "Fuck."
GB: "Bloody hell."

>The Boat is sent spinning
>You lose your foot on the deck
>Almost fall in

A: "I said!"

>You grit your teeth
>Inhale
>Deep

>>3026699
>>3026699

A: " https://youtu.be/__OSyznVDOY "

>19 on the dice
>You blow hard
>Long
>From your fucking hips you squeeze out a pure emotion

>Then
>You find the beat
>You tap
>Your
>Foot

cont

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>>3026976
>>3026976

GB: "Why are ya still goin' at this?"
Ja: "This is crazy, man!"

A: "So!? What isn't?"
>Insecurity
>You're used to it alright
>In fact
>It's not even scary anymore

>Anon passes Charisma Check 2
>Your song reverberates into the walls
>Goatbro fails to keep up

>3 on the dice
>15 total
>He fucks up the scale
>Doesn't know how to harmonize

>Water falls from the roof above
>Drizzles around you
>As ghosts wriggle out of the lake's surface
>Cling to your heels like you're a rockstar crowd surfing

>You feel

A stranger.


A: "Hello?"

>It doesn't speak words to you
>The psychic communication is clumsy
>It can't get complex things like full sentences
>Or even images
>Just impressions


>You feel an intense focus
>From the far back of the cave
>Like someone is watching your every move

>Janna gets a nat 1 on the dice
>The rocking is too much
>She feels the psychic presence you're singing too
>Her hands shake
>Her eyes dart into the dark

Ja: "This isn't gonna work!"
A: "It has to! Otherwise we're lost in this bullshit!"


>You feel some sort of pleased smile from the presence ahead
>Directions
>A beckoning
>Promises

>Release
>Release
>Reward

>Freedom
>Terror
>Violence.

>An image begins to form in your head
>Of the door
>Then in your eyes
>You see a distant shore
>Illuminated by threads that resonate with your magic
>At the door's base

>A hand
>Or what's left of it
>With a special lock
>Shaped like a 4 fingered hand-hole

>Freedom
>Freedom
>Release

>You barely notice that with that nat 1 from Janna
>Your boat has collided with a thread

cont

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>>3026981
>>3026981

>The Huge Cables Shudder
>Now it knows
>Knows -where- you are
>Out here in the Lake

>Something stirrs at the bottom
>It heats the waves to the point of boiling

GB: "Lad! I doon't know what's down there b-"


>Release
>Release
>Open the door

>You're losing the connection
>Losing your focus

>Goat Bro gets a 16 on his Charisma check however
>28 total
>This boots your roll

Of 17 on the dice...

>From 24 total
>to 29

>High Enough

A: "Listen! You could be fuckin' awful. A real shit!"

>You're yelling at the door
>The bubbles beneath you increase

A: "But there's no way you can be worse than me. Ya got that!?"

>The threads nearby slacken
>As you stand up
>On a sinking ship
>With nothing certain
>You play

A: " https://youtu.be/7phmVvs1Giw?t=22 "

>You put out what you feel
>What you know
>That you came here for power
>So you can get closer to whole
>To whatever life can promise you
>To prosper

>The Presence
>In response
>Is Honest

>It has nothing to prosper with
>It sees no value in this world
>The Power you seek?
>It has
>It keeps it
>It sings
>Dueting with you
>As it's feelings fill you
>You weep
>Oily diseased tears

cont

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>>3026990
>>3026990


>Self loathing so deep it spills from one's own mind
>It becomes a fire that rips at the corners of reality
>Wants to rip down every wall
>Desecrate every monument
>Loneliness so bitter it sours the spirit
>It cannot look at light
>Or even imagine a better life
>Without it's baleful spite reaching new heights

>It even reveals that the threads
>Are all it can fit through the door's edges
>That at the end of each
>Is a needle
>Long as a man's body
>Barbed
>Rusty[/spoiler]

>Seems you've made it to the threshold
>Where there is much less room for error

A: "Well!?"
>You stand
>Defiant

A: "Come outta this water and fuckin' fight me!"

>The presence is quiet
>It gives you a moment
>You feel a smirk slide against the back of your brain

>It isn't -in- the water
>Whatever is in the water
>It has been holding back
>Tormenting it in the boiling water


>It promies not to release it
>Not to try and spear you and Janna and the Goat unto the rocks

>If you just open the door
>If you just
>Let it out

Let my teeth sink into this world.

What do?


>HOW DO YOU GET INTO THE DRAGON'S LAIR!?


>HOW DO YOU PROTECT JANNA AND THE GOAT FROM THESE DEADLY BARBS!?

>HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THE TORTURED BEAST IN THE LAKE!?


It's time for some wicked write-ins...

Anonymous.

What do!?

>>3026951
Between the experienced flesh shaping, the bfb spell, and luna's coaching, yeah probably. Too late for what ifs though

>>3026994
OWN breaks curses right?

>>3026994
So why don't we just, like, use Phantom form to float the rest of the way while Janna and Goat Bro shadow step their way past everything. Not like there ain't enough shadows.

Note. This one wants freedom.
It also appears to wish to sink it's teeth into the world.
As such, I believe that if we release it, at minimum it will do something which catches Moon's attention.
At maximum, we'd have to worry about it joining forces with Ludo.
Therefore, the dragon cannot be freed at any cost.

>>3027046

You know what? I'll support this, seems it'd work well enough

>>3026994
We shoul probably freeze the water as best we can and have goatbro and janna move away from Anon so that they're not caught up in the direct fighting. Then, well it's just a door right? Just use starwalk to float near the door and have it collapse on itself with cruci-cursh

Reminder we can just float normally with the starwalk spell, we don't need to use the full form just for the flight

>>3027067
We could use the incorporates of it to hide in the walls to avoid touching anything. And prevent monsters from jumping out of nowhere to snatch us.