Only a minute left of the second half. The score is tied perfectly at 9 points. Cash passes you the ball as soon as somebody starts blocking him. He’d never admit it but he’s really shit at dribbling. You stop the ball easily with the inside of your right foot and proceed to kick it further down the field. Just when you thought you were gonna have a clear shot, two guys block your path. Out of the corner of your eye, you notice JT waving his hands at you. You also notice 3 or 4 players positioning themselves around him.

“Wade, over here! I’m open!”

No you aren’t JT! You’re never fucking open! Well whatever. You’re gonna have to do something quick!

>Pass the ball to JT. He might actually be able to do something here.
>Pass the ball back to Cash, he may not be good at dribbling, but he sure knows how to score an easy goal.
>Do it yourself!

>>3034084
>Pass the ball to JT. He might actually be able to do something here.
Teamwork makes the dream work!
can we be a cute girl?

>>3034096
Second this.

Rolled 13 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>3034096
>>3034097
Rolling for JT
Roll 1d100+10!

Rolled 68 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>3034104

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3034104

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3034104

Rolled 52 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>3034104

So goal 1 is fucking gwen right?

>>3034146
Well, there are no tennysons, so we have to settle for the next best thing. Julie, or that one native american girl from the werewolf episode.

>>3034152
>>3034146
nah, let's fuck hot aliens like the degenerate we're meant to be

>>3034146
No, its fucking grandpa max

>>3034157
Gay as fuck anon, but he is a handsome man so I'll at least be open to it....

>>3034155
But we ARE the hot alien, you have to have a human in there SOMEWHERE!

>>3034160
we're all the aliens and also sleep with all the aliens, and sometimes we're a human that sleeps with aliens. and sometimes we're an alien that sleeps with a human, but never human on human, that's for the real pervs.

>>3034152
What about that one scientist girl who was a shapeshifter?

>>3034111
>>3034143
>>3034133

You pass the ball to JT! He catches it effortlessly and begins kicking it toward the goal. But, it seems like all that unwanted attention he attracted earlier bit him in the ass. He decides to make a last ditch effort by passing it right back to you! You give him a bit of dirty look, but he simply smiles sheepishly and shrugs. Guess it's all up to you. You dash past 2 players and jump over a third, juggling the ball from your elevated foot, and back to the other. You're on fire! The goalie narrows his eyes and takes a defensive stance. You give the ball a powerful kick and...
It soars past the goalie and catches in the net! The Midtown Ringers win!

Cheers erupt from the bleachers and your team proceeds to lift you up and cheer your last name.

"Wakeman! Wakeman! Wakeman!"

After high-fiving JT and Cash, you notice the team is taking you somewhere. Oh yes! OH YES!

They're taking you right to the Mr. Smoothie tank! They're gonna dump you right in! You lick your lips and anticipate the ice-cold, delicious bath you're about to take.

It's too bad they chose the absolute worst flavor possible.

Durian Surprise

Oh it sure is a surprise. Surprising how any sane human being could stomach it. Who even likes Durian?! After your sudden burst of fame dies down, you desperately search for a towel to dry off with. Your ungrateful teammates took them all! Sure is a funny way to show their appreciation.

After a while, someone hands you a towel. You don't get a good look at them at them because of all the disgusting smoothie in your eye.

"Thanks."

"No Problem. You looked really cool out there."

Wait.. that sounded like a girl.

>>3034188
>Wait.. that sounded like a girl.
shit, not even five posts in and QM already knows what we're about

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You look up to see a beautiful asian girl wearing a yellow track jacket. Does she even go to your school? How have you never seen her before now?

"Hi, I'm Julie. Julie Yamamoto. And you are"

She extends a hand toward you.

>Wade. Wade Wakeman.
>(Just stare and babble like the awkward teenager you are)
>Write in

>>3034195
> Bob. Bob the builder

>>3034195
>(Just stare and babble like the awkward teenager you are)

>>3034195
>Instantly cum
>(Just stare and babble like the awkward teenager you are)

>Wade. Wade Wakeman.

>>3034195
>>3034196
>>3034199

If mine dosnt win I pick instantly cum

>>3034195
Wade. Wade Wakeman.

>>3034195
>Wade. Wade Wakeman.
Wade is a decent name

>>3034195
>Wendy. Wendy Wakeman.
I want to be a girl

>>3034205
Anon what you want between your legs is your business

>>3034208
Tis the dream of all /tg/ to be a little girl at least for a little while

>>3034198
I wanna change my answer, specifically to >>3034205

>>3034203
changing my answer to
>>3034205

>>3034195
>(Just stare and babble like the awkward teenager you are)
>Wade. Wade Wakeman.

Was gonna reply earlier, but this voting is getting intense so I'll wait a few more minutes.

>>3034195
>Wade. Wade Wakeman.

>>3034230
Call it now, while Wendy is still winning!

>>3034238
Dang it.

>>3034195
>>3034205
Fuck yeah Wendy team.

>>3034251
Woo

>>3034204
>>3034200
>>3034227
>>3034238
>>3034205
>>3034221
>>3034222
>>3034251


It's tied between Wade and Wendy. Next vote takes it!

>>3034195
>Wade
I'd prefer a penis

>>3034258
Dang you! We could have been a monster girl!

>>3034258
>>3034257
>that timing
yoooooooooo

>>3034257
Oh jeez ok, guess I got her on time then

>>3034258
Aye aye. Writing...

>>3034195
>>3034205
Switching from Bob to wendy

>>3034263
No I must tie it now! Fuck dicks we need tits

>>3034265
you already voted for wendy thouh....>>3034251

>>3034258
Thank fucking god.

>>3034265
Too late :'(

Holy shit! A girl is actually talking to you! And she's hot!

"Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh"

You finally slap yourself and clear your throat, speaking your next few words in a deeper tone than you usually speak.

"Wade. Wade Wakeman."

Julie giggles at this terrible display and firmly shakes your hand. You can't help but notice how soft her skin is when your hand touches hers. You stop paying attention and realize you've been holding her hand for too long.

You become very flustered and quickly pull your hand away. She never drops her adorable smile the entire time you're spilling your spaghetti.

"So...are you new here?"

"Actually, we're in the same math class."

"We are?! How did I not notice you?"

"I sit in the back of the classroom. And we haven't really had any chances to talk until now."

"Well...we're talking right now aren't we?"

"Yeah, I guess we are huh?"

This is going great!!!

BEEP BEEEEP!!

Oh no...

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A loud and obnoxious blaring horn draws everyone's attention to a white and red, rusted RV. God why'd he have to show up now?!

"Who's that? Your mother?"

"Nah, it's just my grandpa."

A man that looks like a retired rock star bursts out of the RV wearing a greasy Hawaiian shirt and torn jeans.

"Way to go Wade!! You really showed 'em!"

God, he can be so embarrassing sometimes. Well at least nobody knows you're related.

"HEY EVERYBODY THAT'S MY GRANDSON!!"

You can do nothing more than hide your shame with your smoothie stained jersey.

Julie giggles and starts to back away.

"Looks like you're gonna be busy, but we can talk later. See you around?"

>Yeah see you around. (You hope)
>Ask her for her number.
>Invite her along. What's the worst that could happen?
>Write in.

>>3034293
>>Ask her for her number.

>>3034293
>Ask her for her number.
Go for the kill!

>>3034293
>Ask her for her number.

>>3034293
>Ask her for her number.

You reflexively reach your hand out and tell her to wait. She stops dead in her tracks and drops her smile for a moment. Trying to think of an excuse on the spot to get her number is probably one of the toughest things you've ever had to do.

"See I'm going on a trip with my grandpa and my cousin over the summer. He wants to travel the country or something. So I might not see you around for while."

Julie waits patiently for you to finish.

"What's your number. We can text while I'm on vacation. Maybe even call sometimes."

You take out your phone and give her your best Salesman smile.

She walks up to you and snatches your towel. Bewildered, you raise an eyebrow and watch her pull a marker out of her pocket. After she scribbles something on it, she proceeds to throw the towel back at your face. You take it off and see that she wrote her number on it!

"Just for the record, I'm going on a road trip too, So we might see each other every once in a while. But it was sweet of you to ask. See ya on the road!"

Julie walks away from you. You stand there just taking in the moment in this empty field. You close your eyes and slowly inhale.

YESSSSSSSSSS!

>>3034326
nailed it, atta boy

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After a proper private victory dance, you walk toward the Rust Bucket. It's such an ugly thing fro any man to drive, but its got character! Grandpa Phil welcomes you with a big hug as soon as you get within arm's reach. How can such an old man squeeze the life out of you like this?

"Oh man, you can't believe how much I missed you champ!"

>"Please...can't breathe..."
>"Missed you too Grandpa."
>"Hey did you see me back there?! I asked a girl out!"
>Write in

Also I hope none of you mind the current slow pace. We'll reach the campsite soon.

>>3034341
>"Hey did you see me back there?! I asked a girl out!"
updates are going at a decent pace actually, so don't worry too much about it. Plus you'll probably get faster as you do this longer anyway.

>>3034341
>"Missed you too Grandpa."

>>3034341
>"Missed you too Grandpa."

>>3034326
>"my cousin"
Gwen 2: Electric Boogaloo! My waifu is locked in.

You squeeze out what little air you have left in your lungs to utter a heartfelt response.

"Missed you too Grandpa."

After hearing your raspy voice, he sets you down carefully and places a hand on your shoulder. You see a wide grin flash across his face upon inspecting you.

"Well look at you. You've grown into a strapping young man while I've been gone. To think you'll be 16 years old this year!"

"Grandpa...you say this every time you see me."

"I know I do, but it's cuz it's true."

"Well I'm definitely not a kid anymore. I mean did you see me out there?! I got a girl's number! Guess she couldn't resist the ol' Wakeman charm."

Grandpa Phil pulls you into a light noogie and begins laughing.

"Atta-boy! You're a lady killer just like your old man! Well...your old man's old man. But you get the picture!"

He kneels down and looks you straight in the eye.

"Wade...are you ready for the greatest summer vacation that you've ever had in your entire life?"

>"You know it!"
>"Do I have a choice?"
>Write-in

>>3034341
"Hey did you see me back there?! I asked a girl out!"

>>3034373
>"Do I have a choice?"

>>3034373
>You know it!"

>>3034373
>"You know it!"

>>3034373
>"You know it!"

>"You know it!"
>I can't wait to eat some of your cooking!

>>3034383
switching to
>>3034384

>>3034373
>"You know it! Hey where's my cousin"

>>3034384
supporting, though hopefully he doesn't have Max's taste in food

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"You know it!"

You initiate your signature handshake with your Grandpa. Up high, down low, and finish off with an iconic thumbs up, followed by and "Ayyy".

You've always been close to your Grandpa, but it's a bit embarrassing to admit to your crush. He's always been there for you, helping to raise and guide you every step of the way. You just wish he'd get a better looking car. You'd think with a Plumber's salary he'd at least be able to afford a better looking RV. But you'd never tell him that. It would break his little heart.

You run onto the Rust Bucket anticipating your upcoming summer adventure. Only for your face to drop when you see your cousin Olivia.

>What's SHE doing here?
>Oh, hey Ollie.
>Uh...hey.
>Write-in.

>>3034404
It was implied that they have the same taste in food

>Hey Ollie! Hows my favorite cousin!

>>3034410
Oops! I forgot to include that. My bad. Yes we also have the same taste in weird food. Grandpa Phil is a total bro to us.

>>3034413
Ah fuck i put a ! instead of a ? at the end there...

>>3034408
>Write-in.
>*Hugs Olivia* How's my favorite cousin?

>>3034408
>What's SHE doing here?
It's gotta be a hate to love thing!

>>3034416
Going with this

Sorry for the slight delay but I have to leave for an hour or so because of family problems. I'll reply as soon as I get back.

>>3034429
Take your time! Real Life > /qst/

>>3034416
Supporting. Let's be nice.

>>3034419
May as well change to this
>>3034416

>>3034408
>>Hey Olivia! Hows my favorite cousin!

>>3034413
>>3034416
>>3034428
>>3034437
>>3034519
>>3034587

(I'm back! Sorry for the wait! That took way longer than I thought. Resuming...)

Your initial shock wears off after she drops her goofy smile. Olivia breaks off into a snorting laugh. It used to annoy the heck out of you but now it's just a part of her personality.

"Really had you going there huh cuz?"

You can't help but smile at her awful idea of a prank. You walk up to Olivia and give her a big hug. Her arms squeeze around you as she continues laughing.

"Hey Ollie! How's my favorite cousin?"

"She's been waiting for you to get here so she doesn't have to be the one to taste test Grandpa's Gorgonzola Gallbladder Soup. Like seriously, who's gallbladder is it? Did he kill something or someone to get it? There's too much mystery in one meal!"

Your stomach rumbles after hearing her insulting Grandpa's dish. Ollie backs away with a fearful look on her face.

"Oh god, don't tell me you're gonna eat it..."

>"Oh you bet I am!"
>"On Second thought..."
>"You think we can fix it while he's not looking?"

>>3034924
>>"Oh you bet I am!"

>>3034924
>>"Oh you bet I am!"

>>3034924
[oh you you bet I am

>>3034928
>>3034938
>>3034940

"Oh you bet I am! I worked up quite the appetite during that soccer game."

"Oh yeah. We pulled up right at the end of the game. You were looking pretty cool back there. Right up until they threw you into a giant tub of Mr. Smoothy. It looked delicious though!"

"Trust me, it wasn't."

You shudder from the dark memories of your Durian dessert.

Grandpa Phil steps back into the RV and closes the door behind him.

"All right kids, we're all loaded up and ready to go! Oh and Wade, I forgot to mention that your cousin Olivia is coming with us."

"Thanks for the heads up."

Olivia goes into one of her laughing fits again.

"Good One!"

And with that your Grandpa starts up the Rust Bucket(after a couple tries) and pulls off.

(Continuing in next post)

>>3034924
>"You think we can fix it while he's not looking?"

>>3034924
>"Oh you bet I am!"

>>3034991
Aw fuck.

>>3034924
>"Oh you bet I am!"

After about an hour of driving, you reach Bellwood National Park. You, Phil and Ollie pulled out all the food, water and camping supplies to set them up around the camp-site. It only takes a little longer because Ollie likes to mess with you while you work. Making little jabs at you when you aren't looking and trying to surprise you when you aren't paying attention. It usually doesn't work, but it's fun to see her try.

"Ugh, I can smell his cooking from here. Maybe he used the gallbladder of a skunk or something."

Olivia pinches her nose and attempts to wave the smell away. You on the other hand, embrace the pungent odor. Breathing it in and licking your lips. Olivia can only look on in horror.

"I don't think I wanna be related to you right now."

Phil begins to walk over and bang a spoon on a pot.

"Soups on! Coooome and get it!"

Ollie's eyes dart from left to right, desperately trying to find a way out of dinner. She fishes a chocolate bar out of her pocket and drops it behind her.

"Uh no thanks, I think I'm gonna live off of the land instead. Like this chocolate bar I conveniently found on the ground.

"Oh come now, Ollie. There ain't any nutrients in that thing."

Ollie peeks over at the pot filled to the brim with a bubbling purple liquid.

"Funny, I was thinking the same thing..."

Phil now turns his attention to you for a moment.

"Hey Wade, be a lamb and fetch some firewood for me? Fire's burning real low."

"Sure no problem." you say as you start to walk off into the forest

Ollie attempts to run after you.

"No wait! I'll go with you! There could be bears, or snakes or aliens out there!"

Grandpa Phil stops her before she gets to far and pulls her back toward the camp-site.

"Nonsense! I can't let my taste tester go."

"Nooooooooooo!"

"Don't go too far now you hear?"

Ollie's screams fade away as you keep walking.

(Continued in next post)

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After walking in the forest for a few minutes, you begin to think about what the rest of this summer will be like. It might get a little boring at times, but you're with your family. And you love your family. Besides who doesn't love traveling? And not to mention how you might run into Julie again. This summer keeps getting better and better the more you think about it.

And suddenly, everything goes dark.

It's an odd feeling, to have your eyes open, but see nothing. Not even your own hands. The sky above you begins to turn a shade of dark purple, illuminating the fauna around you. As you look around, you see a cloaked figure hovering over the edge of a cliff. There is no wind, no noise from any wildlife, nothing there but you and the mysterious figure.

"No Max, No Ben, not even a Gwen..."

It sounds like an older woman. Her voice echoes throughout the forest.

"This timeline is doomed. There is no grand destiny awaiting you or anyone that lives on this shriveled up rock that you call a home. Not without me."

What is she talking about? Who are these people that she's mentioning?

>"Who are you?"
>"Am I supposed to know these people?"
>"Where are we? Are you the one doing all this?"
>Write-in

>>3035062

>>"Am I supposed to know these people?"

>>3035062
>Write-in
Panic and freak out like a small child, a really small child.

>>3035062
>>"Am I supposed to know these people?"

>>3035062
>"Where are we? Are you the one doing all this?"

>>3035062
Am I supposed to know these people

>>3035075
>>3035078
A mix of these two

>>3035062
>"Who are you?"

>>3035075
>>3035078
Seconding a mix. I kind of dig the idea of being the inversion of the the heroic/assertive hero.

>>3035074
>>3035077
>>3035082

You get a bit angry during her monologue.

"Am I supposed to know these people?"

The woman looks a bit shocked after hearing your words. She lowers her head and pulls her hood over it.

"No...I don't think you would. Well, no matter."

You notice what appears to be an asteroid shooting across the sky somewhere far from you. You could swear it wasn't there before. The woman turns to face you, her eyes glowing bright purple.

"What matters is what you do from now on. Your life is about to get much more interesting Wade Wakeman."

As she says this, she flicks a finger and the asteroid comes hurtling in your direction! You turn around and run as fast as you can. But it isn't fast enough. You can feel the heat of the burning rock as it closes in on you. There is only one thing that you hear before the impact.

"You're welcome."

(Continues in Next Post)

You wake up and slowly begin to lift yourself off the ground. Looks like you've got all your arms and legs. But you ache all over. It's hard to breathe with all the smoke in the air too. And it seems to be coming from the smoking crater that the asteroid created. To be honest, you feel lucky that it only hit the ground behind you. And with a surprisingly underwhelming result. You should be toast. Is this the work of that woman?

Your thoughts are interrupted by a bright light emanating from the crater.

What color is it?

>Green
>Red
>Blue
>White
>Write-in

If nobody cares then I'll default to green.

>>3035175
>>Write-in
Dark Purple

>>3035175
>Purple
Let's go for something different.

>>3035175
Dark purple

>>3035175
I like purple.

>>3035175
purple

Writing...

>>3035175
Why not, purple's a weird choice but it could be cool.

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A dark purple light emanates from the crater. Growing more and more curious, you draw closer to the crater. You look inside to see a a strange device inside of a black pod. The device seems to be the source of the purple glow. It kinda looks like a watch. But why? This is way too ominous. But you just have to figure out what it is!

You inch a bit closer, only to have the loose soil beneath you give way, causing you to tumble all the way into the crater. You open your eyes to see that you have landed right in front of the pod. Without considering the situation too much, you reach for the watch.

To your surprise, the watch jumps onto your arm as if it were alive.

This causes you to jump back and start screaming like a kid. Irrational panicked thought run through your mind as you try to pry the thing off.

Oh God what if it's one of those alien parasites?! You're pretty sure you watched a Japanese cartoon about that once. Maybe it's a good guy? Nah, life isn't that convenient.

After calming down a bit, you hear a high pitched ring come from the watch.

"DNA match. Acknowledged owner: Max Tennyson"

Did this thing just speak?

How do you respond?

>"Hello?"
>"But, my name is Wade."
>"Who?"

>>3035248
>>"But, my name is Wade."

>>3035248

> "But, my name is Wade."

>>3035248
"But, my name is Wade."

>>3035248
>"But, my name is Wade."

>>3035248
>"But, my name is Wade."

>>3035248
>"But, my name is Wade."
but doesn't this world not have a Max?

>>3035277
It doesn't have a Max *now*, but it might have once before.

Or it's from an alternate reality.

>>3035250
>>3035256
>>3035263
>>3035264
>>3035269

"But, my name is Wade."

After a moment and a few beeps, the watch actually responds.

"Acknowledged. User will now be referred to as 'Wade'. Re-calibration complete."

Woah! You didn't actually expect it to respond! What else can it do? You fiddle with it for a bit, before pressing on the big purple hourglass. The entire screen slides back to reveal a touch screen feature.

There's also a bunch of emojis or something here. They look pretty weird. There's about 10 of them.

Which one will you pick

>A snake-man with a visor
>A rodent with a lightning bolt pattern running down his face
>A big smiling crocodile
>Some bird thing with a sharp looking beak
>A shark with multiple eyes and jagged teeth
>A big cat with fiery fur
>Some spiky guy with a visor and sharp teeth
>A whale???
>A big goat man with sharp teeth and a frown.
>A short dinosaur with a big nose.

>>3035287
>A Whale
Go big or go home. No weak shit.

>>3035287
>>A snake-man with a visor

>>3035287

>A snake-man with a visor

>>3035287
>A snake-man with a visor

>>3035287
>A shark with multiple eyes and jagged teeth
We could still breath as a whale, let's go for the worst case.

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>>3035291
>>3035294
>>3035295
(I apologize for this OC I made. I never got a chance to clean it up a bit. The others will at least have better looking profiles.)

This snake guy looks cool. After pressing the center of the watch once more, a purple cylinder pops up. You wonder what it does. You lightly press the button with once finger and shield your eyes as a purple energy overwhelms your body.

It feels strange. Like a big stretch. A jolt of energy pulsates through every inch of your body. It's like you're being molded into something new, something different.

After the light fades you groan and look at your hands. They're all slender and scaly!

"Duuuuude. What's this all about, man?"

Is that...your voice. You sound like a beach bum that's constantly high. For some reason none of this freaks you out. You are so unbelievably chill right now. Like all of your problems just melted away.

You try to walk only to notice that you no longer have any legs. You somehow manage to curl your tail toward yourself and lift it up to your eyes.

"Far out, man. I wonder what I can do?"

>Crush a boulder with your tail!
>Karate chop a log in half!
>Take off these sweet shades!

>>3035331
>>Take off these sweet shades!

>>3035331

> Take off these sweet shades!

>>3035331
>Crush a boulder with your tail!

>>3035344
meant to vote for
>Karate chop a log in half!

>>3035349
changed my mind going with
>>3035344

>>3035335
>>3035338

Lets take off these sweet shades and see what's underneath! Once you remove them, everything looks very distorted and psychedelic. But you don't think anything changed much. That is until you see your own reflection in your visor. Your eyes are constantly changing colors and your irises grow and shrink in a hypnotic way. You try testing this ability out on the nearby wildlife. You notice a squirrel foraging for food on the ground. After looking deeply into its eyes, it begins to drool and drops the food it picked up.

"C'mere little fella."

Your voice echoes in the creature's mind. The only thing it can think about is what you want it to do. A simple task for a simple creature. It runs over to you and climbs up on your shoulder. You test this ability out on a group of birds with the same effect. You are covered in animals. You look like Snow White, if Snow White was a huge snake-man.

"Haha, now I just need me some dwarves!

Your terrible joke is interrupted by the sound of a twig snapping nearby. You look around to see Olivia looking at you in horror.

She looks around frantically and picks up a big stick.

"Stay back!"

>"Oh come on cuz, we both know you're not gonna hit me."
>Hypnotize her to make her drop the weapon.
>How was Grandpa's soup?
>Write-in

>>3035401
>>Hypnotize her to make her drop the weapon

>>3035401
>"dude dont harsh the Wibe" you just feel like dancing so dew it

>>3035407
this then this >>3035415

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>>3035401
>Hypnotize her to make her drop the weapon.
Here we go!

>>3035401
>>"How was grandpa's soup?"

>>3035407
>>3035428
dont hypnotize it could be dangerous for her

>>3035439
This.
Also
>How was Grandpa's soup?

>>3035407
>>3035421
>>3035415
>>3035428

Roll 1d100

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3035459
Come on, come one, big money, big money!

>>3035459
how do i do that again

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3035459
/dice 1d100

>>3035465
Type "dice+1d100" in the options field without the quotations.

>>3035465
Put "dice+1d100" in the Options box.

dice+1d100
thanks guys

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3035478
whoops

>>3035480
Good shit man. Writing...

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3035467
/dice 1d100
why the plus?
and you put it in options just under name

>>3035485
"dice" is the command, and "1d100" is the amount. You gotta use the plus to add them together. Yeah, that's the box, under name, but above where you put the comment.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3035493
i roll without the +

>>3035501
Huh, neat. Maybe they updated it.

>>3035501
imagine me throwing on a pair of shades while a eagle/falcon screams in the background and a yeah scream from nowhere

She doesn't look like she'll listen to reason. Maybe a little "persuasion" would help. You fold your arms to your sides and slither over to Olivia with incredible speed. You coil around her to hold her in place, being careful that your powerful muscles don't snap her in half. You gaze deep into her eyes and suggest that she repeat after you.

"You don't want to hit me with that big stick."

"I don't want to hit you with this big stick."

"You don't want to harsh my vibe."

"I don't want to harsh your vibe."

Wow this is surprisingly easy! You thought it would be a lot harder to manipulate humans, what with their brains being more complex and all. But you aren't having much trouble suggesting what you want her to do. A rattling noise starts to derail your thoughts. It looks like you've been rattling your tail this entire time. Maybe it's part of the hypnotic process?

A good idea enters your head.

"You wanna to shake what your mama gave ya."

"I wanna shake what my mama gave me."

You proceed to let her loose and begin break dancing. You balance on your tail and lift yourself higher while performing an arm wave. You feel like this party is missing something. Oh right music!

You once again focus on suggesting ideas to the wildlife. It is slightly difficult to keep your hold on them at the same time as Olivia. But you manage to make them perform a little song you made up. It's repetitive and poorly made, but it still worked. This is awesome!

You let the music flow through you and use your tail as a spring to launch yourself high into the air, strike a pose and dive back down.

"Gnarly!"

You land on one hand and perform a sick windmill! And at the end of it all, you transition into a headspin. It's surprisingly easy to swing your massive body around.

You look over to Olivia and see her doing back-flips and splits. Sometimes you forget that she's a cheerleader.

"Oh yeah, looking good Ollie!"

Suddenly, a beeping noise coming from your chest piece draws your attention. It flashes yellow and envelops you in a burst of energy. You're you again! You immediately lose your balance and fall over.

"Ugh, my head..."

Olivia looks pretty woozy. She wasn't prepared to have her mind played with.

"Wade, what happened?

>Explain what happened.
>Lie to her
>"Let's get you back to the Rust Bucket first."

>>3035540
>Lie to her

>>3035540
>Lie to her
>"I remember there was a meteor and... hey what are you doing out here? Don't tell me i missed gallbladder soup!"

Hero kayfabe must be maintained

>>3035540
>Lie to her

>>3035540
i can transform into a snake beach dude thats high

I hope you guys don't mind, but I'm gonna leave this vote open for the rest of the night and continue tomorrow in the afternoon for a bit.

>>3035569
Sounds good, loving the quest so far!

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>>3035401
?

>>3035773
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

>>3035540
>>"Let's get you back to the Rust Bucket first."

>>3035540
Explain what happened.
I doubt we could hide this from gramps. Why hide it from her.

>>3035773
Basically
>>3035540
>Explain what happened
I don't really see the point in hiding it, and they're gonna notice the weird purple watch we weren't wearing before eventually

>>3035540

> Explain what happened

>>3035545
>>3035547
>>3035553
>>3035979
>>3035986
>>3036077

(I'm back to run the quest for a few hours)

It appears we are tied between explaining what happened and lying to our cousin to maintain our secret identity.

Next vote takes it!

>>3036083
Switching to explaining

Writing...

>>3035979
>>3035986
>>3036077
>>3036088

You feel kinda bad for manipulating her like that. It honestly felt like you were an entirely different person for a while. The leas you can do is explain what happened, no matter how stupid it might sound.

"Sorry about that. I guess I pushed you a little too far."

"What are you talking about?"

"Well..."

The next couple of minutes are spent trying to explain to Olivia what happened to you. She laughed a couple of times, but appears to be listening attentively now.

"So...some old woman with purple eyes threw a meteor at you and an alien power watch came out of it?"

"Yes."

"...And this isn't a prank?"

"Yes."

"Riiiiight. Well, I'd be an idiot if I didn't ask for proof."

"What do you want me to do?"

"Turn into another one of those alien thingies."

"Sure gimme a sec."

You start fiddling with the watch, trying to reproduce the same result as before. But every time you touch the yellow hourglass, it gives you a disapproving whine. It simply refuses to open.

"Omnitrix Status: Recharging."

The watch speaks to you after your third attempt to open it.

"The Whatatrix?"

Olivia voices her confusion before you get a chance to.

"Maybe it's what this thing is called."

"Well if it's recharging, that means you can't transform into one of those monsters right? So maybe we need to find an outlet and plug it in? Let's check back with Grandpa and check to see if he has anything that we can use!"

>"No we can't tell him! We have to keep this a secret between you and me."
>"That's a great idea!
>Write-in

Also

Would you like to change the name of the watch?

>>3036115
>>"That's a great idea!
Nah, not until we can think of something cool.

>>3036115
>"That's a great idea!

>>3036115

> That's a great idea!

>>3036115
>"No we can't tell him! We have to keep this a secret between you and me."
So OP, are we first or second cousins?

>>3036126
>>3036128
>>3036131

"That's a great idea! Grandpa Phil is good with fixing weird stuff."

"If only he knew how to fix his cooking. Because THAT'S pretty damn weird!"

"Hey! His cooking isn't weird. It's just...unique. Your palette simply isn't refined enough to savor it."

"Puh-lease. I've seen dogs with a more refined palette than you. Hey do you think that you can transform into a dog?"

"Wouldn't it be weird if my aliens were somehow related to things we know on earth? Can it truly be called alien at that point?"

"Hey, don't get all philosophical on me Wade. That would seriously harsh my vibe."

Maybe the effects of the snake guy's powers haven't completely worn off yet. You think about what you'll even name him. The idea of "Rad-El Snake" comes to mind, so it'll have to do for now. As you think of more clever names, you hear a ringing sound come from the watch. It has returned to it's previous purple color. You consider transforming in front of Olivia to prove your point, but you've got a much better idea. Might as well kill two birds with one stone.

---------

After you and Ollie reach the camp, Grandpa Phil gets up from his lounge chair to meet the two of you.

"Hey kids, you sure did take a while getting back. You two alright?"

"Actually we're better than okay..."

You smile to Ollie and she and she returns it

"You could say we're feeling pretty 'Super' right now. Hey Wade what time is it?"

>"It's hero time!"
>Write in

What will you transform into?

>Rad-El Snake(Default name)
>A rodent with a lightning bolt pattern running down his face
>A big smiling crocodile
>Some bird thing with a sharp looking beak
>A shark with multiple eyes and jagged teeth
>A big cat with fiery fur
>Some spiky guy with a visor and sharp teeth
>A whale???
>A big goat man with sharp teeth and a frown.
>A short dinosaur with a big nose.

>>3036176
First cousins

>>3036178
>>A big cat with fiery fur
>Write in
"Show time"

>>3036176

pls no incest

>>3036187

Dis

>>3036178
>write in
>"I don't know like 9:30pm. Hey grandpa ever seen anything like this? *Shows watch*

>>3036178
>A short dinosaur with a big nose.
Jewrannosaurus Rex?
>>3036183
Ew.
>>3036192
Yeah, was checking for degeneracy. Ollie waifuing would officially be degenerate. Now if we were second cousins, there would be sufficient genetic divergence to be merely kinky instead of degenerate.

>>3036178
>A short dinosaur with a big nose.
>Write in
"Show time"

>>3036236
i support this >>3036232
change my vote to that its so funny

>>3036178
>A big cat with fiery fur

>>3036187
Supporting

>>3036232
vote this think how we would not know that this is catchphrase time if we did not watch the show

>>3036249
It's funny to

Writing...

>>3036252
what one won? one is the set on dino and not having a clue and the other is cat with show time?

>>3036262
Cat with show time one. But I am also combining the votes for >>3036232
Personally I just think it's funny. Almost done writing.

3 cat 2 dino and one non voter

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>>3036187
>>3036192
>>3036243
>>3036246

You give Olivia a weird look for a moment and normally walk over to Grandpa.

"I dunno like 9:30pm. Hey grandpa check this out! You ever seen anything like this before?"

Olivia's mouth hangs open and she begins pouting at your betrayal of her awesome setup. Your Grandpa doesn't look nearly as excited as you are. In fact he looks like he's scared?

"Haha nope! Sorry kiddo, never seen anything like it. Is that one of them toys from those Japanese cartoons you watch?"

"Nope. I found it in the forest. Actually you wouldn't believe how I found it-"

"AHEM!!"

Olivia clears her throat loudly and draws the attention of both of you.

"I SAID 'Hey Wade, do you know what time it is?!"

Both you and Phil look at each other in confusion. Olivia simply runs her hand down her face in frustration. She walks over and grabs your arm forcefully.

"The watch you big fat doofus!"

"OHHHH! Right! Step back everybody."

You can barely hide your excitement at transforming into another alien. You repeat the same process of opening up the touch screen and choosing what appears to be some big fire cat. After making your choice, the button pops up like before. You're getting the hang of this!

"It's Show time!"

You slap the watch and brace yourself for that same tingling sensation. You can feel you're muscles and bones expanding, all in an instant. Phil shields his eyes in shock, but Olivia just keeps on staring with a big goofy grin on her face. After opening your eyes, you see that you are now taller than Grandpa Phil by a foot or two. Upon seeing you, he falls backward and crawls away from you.

"Jesus, Joseph and Mary!! What did you do with my grandson?!"

"Grandpa it's me. Wade."

He only grows more confused as you tell him who you are.

"...Wade? What happened to you?"

"Oh it's a long story. You might wanna sit down for this."

After explaining everything to him, Phil just blankly stares off into the forest.

"That's...wow! I mean and you're just so...wow!"

"Are you mad?"

"Mad? No, I could never be mad at you for doing something so bizarre and specific. I don't even think that is in the parenting rule-book that Ollie's mom carries around. And believe you me, that has everything from meteor showers to volcanic eruptions!"

"You can't help but smile at your Grandpa for being so oddly understanding. You test out your new form by jumping on top of the Rust Bucket in one effortless leap.

"Good, I'd hate for you to be mad at me. Also I think this watch might be stolen or something."

"Like it belonged to somebody else?"

"Dunno, this thing called me Max Tennyson when I put it on."

Phil's face drops after hearing this. You don't know why though. Did he know this guy? Olivia walks closer to him and puts a hand on his shoulder.

"Grandpa? You ok?"

"Hmm? Yeah, of course I am sweet pea. I just remembered I forgot my tools inside the RV. I'll go get it so we can dissect that little doohickey."

(Continued in Next Post)

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(Will start using nametags)

Grandpa Phil runs into the Rust Bucket, leaving the two of you worried.

Ollie: "What was that?"

Wade: "Don't know. Should we go talk to him?"

Before you can reply, your sensitive ears pick up on a strange whirring noise in the woods. You attempt to find out what it is by scent alone, but you find it difficult to ignore the smell of brimstone coming from your fur.

Wade: "Something's out there..."

Suddenly, 3 red robots roll into your camp! They begin to circle the RV and make strange electronic clicks.

Olivia: "What are these things?"

Wade: "I don't know, but they're gonna be toast!"

>Pounce on a robot and rip it's head off.
>Ignite yourself and begin throwing fireballs.
>Grab the arm of one of the robots and use it as a weapon against the others.

>>3036298
>>Pounce on a robot and rip it's head off.

>>3036298
>Ignite yourself and begin throwing fireballs.

>>3036300
support
>>3036303
they are made of metal

>>3036298
Off with their heads

>>3036298
>Ignite yourself and begin throwing fireballs.
>>3036304
Metal melts, besides they're robots. You ever light a computer on fire?

>>3036321
However, we don't know the metal that their made of melting temperatures. Suppose they entered the atmosphere, I don't think any heat we can make can beat that.

>>3036298
>pounce on a robot and rip its head off.

>>3036300
>>3036304
>>3036306

Roll 1d100

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3036340

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3036340

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3036340

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3036340

Writing...

>>3036341
>>3036347
>>3036350

You're gonna show these guys who's boss! When another robot rolls in front of you, you take the opportunity.to pounce on top of it. It panics and tries to throw you off, but you're just too dexterous. You dodge every swipe and grab hold of its head. With your incredible superhuman strength, you rip its head off and hold it in the air. Some stray wires are dragged along with it, slightly stinging your red and orange fur. While you roar and bask in the glory of your kill, you almost get shaken off by the bucking machine. it looks like it'll take more than this to take him down. Smiling deviously, you gnash your teeth together, creating a spark that ignites the flammable substance coating your fur. Your entire body becomes engulfed in flames!

Wade: "Fire in the hole!"

You proceed to breathe fire directly into the robot from where you ripped its head off. Sensing the temperature of the machine rising rapidly, you jump off just in time to avoid getting caught up in the explosion. Still carrying the head of the robot, you decide to throw it at one of the remaining ones.

Wade: "Heads Up!"

It smashes the robot right in the chest and causes it to stumble.

(Continued in next post)

>>3036325
You have no idea of the upper limits of the fire cat alien's strength, the highest temp his flames can reach, the level of durability of the robots, how well protected the electronics are, orthe melting point the metal on it reaches. During this point of voting no one had any idea what choice would do, nor how effective it would be. Trying to argue one makes more sense than the other makes no sense when the situation is just a shot in the dark no matter what choice you make.

Olivia: "Wade!"

You quickly look over to see one of the robots getting dangerously close to Olivia. The red eye in the middle of its face starts to light up. It's getting ready to fire!

Wade: Ollie!

You move prepare to grab Olivia, but stop dead in your tracks when you see Grandpa Phil walk out with a big, high tech lever-action rifle. With one well placed shot, Phil blinds the creature and interrupts its laser fire.

Phil: You alright sweet pea?

Olivia: Yeah, thanks Grandpa? Where did you get that thing?

The blind robot suddenly swipes at the RV and tips it over. Phil instinctively covers Olivia to protect her

Phil: I'll tell you if we get out of this alive.

You've gotta do something fast!

>Write in?

>>3036387
>>Write in?
Dive into it to try and push it out of way.

>>3036387
leap in as we grab grandpa and Olivia, leaping out as we do. One fluid motion.

>>3036387
Grab the bot pulling it away

>>3036394
support

are you waiting for more votes? someone convince me and i will change my vote

Just wanted to say that I won't be updating until tomorrow in the afternoon. I apologize for the delay, but it seems like I'll be at work longer than I thought.

>>3036549
still thanks for running it was fun

>>3036557
Thanks for playing! And thanks for putting up with my garbage schedule. I'll most likely run tomorrow at 6pm

Good news everyone! My day has been freed up, so this quest should be back up and running by 1pm.

Oops forgot my trip

>>3038267
Noice!

>>3038263
how long is that from now?

>>3038306
About 2 hours from now

(And we're back!)

You extinguish yourself, leap in, grab Grandpa and Ollie, and jump back out all in one fluid motion. After landing a few meters away from the RV, you set them down once more.

Wade: You guys ok?

Olivia: Yeah, thanks. Hey, what are you gonna call that guy?

Wade: Dunno. I was thinking "Wildfire".

Olivia: Oooh, I like!

Phil: Uh, kids? Can we maybe talk about how cool Wade looks after we deal with the giant killer robots?

A laser blast narrowly misses his head as he says this.

Wade: Oh yeah, right!

How do you proceed?

>Grab a metal rod and turn in into a flaming javelin. (Normal Roll)
>Rip and tear! Rip and tear! (Very Hard Roll)
>Trick the robots into taking each other out. (Hard Roll)
>Write-in

>>3038608
>rip and tear.
Big risk high reward.

>Rip and tear! Rip and tear! (Very Hard Roll)
Do it while on fire

>>3038632
support

>>3038619
>>3038632
>>3038634

Roll me a 1d100+10

>>3038608
>>Grab a metal rod and turn in into a flaming javelin. (Normal Roll)

Rolled 88 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>3038638

Rolled 9 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>3038638

Rolled 55 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>3038639

Rolled 2 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>3038638

Your primal instincts suddenly kick in! You ignite yourself once more with a click of your flint-like teeth, and launch yourself at the blinded robot. Your burning claws make it much easier to to rip and tear into it's crimson hull. You dig your hand straight through its chest, pry it open and begin pulling out wires left and right. Your metal assailant starts shooting sparks and flailing wildly, only to fall on the ground lifeless. Well...as lifeless as a killer robot can be.

A whirring sound catches your attention and you quickly turn to see the other robot preparing to fire right at you. But he is soon interrupted by yet another crack shot from Grandpa Phil!

Phil: Go get 'em son!

Wade: With pleasure.

The last robot falls prey to your claws, just like the others. Wires, gears and what you assume to be oil is flung everywhere. Olivia covers her eyes while you lose yourself in senseless violence. Your primal rage is interrupted by a familiar beeping from your Omnitrix. After a yellow flash, you are back to being human again.

Phil: Nice work out there son.

Wade: Thanks, couldn't have done it without you. Where'd you get that thing anyway?

You point at his futuristic rifle.

Phil: Oh this old thing? I uhhh...won it in a poker game, yeah! Best night of my life.

Olivia: Well this is the best night of MY life! What were those things? Where'd they come from? Are we gonna have to fight some huge alien supervillain?!

Phil: Well let's hope not. I don't think the old girl could take it.

Phil points to the tipped over Rust Bucket.

Phil: Poor thing.

Suddenly, and ground-shaking explosion is felt by every one of you. Looking far off into the distance you see a rising trail of smoke.

Olivia: Please don't tell me I jinxed it.

>"We need to get over there now!"
>"Maybe we can check what's happening on the news."
>"The watch is timed out I think. Maybe we should wait a bit."

>>3038706
>"Maybe we can check what's happening on the news."

>>3038706
>>"We need to get over there now!"

>>3038706
>>"We need to get over there now!"

>>3038706

>>"We need to get over there now!"

Without even thinking, you immediately react by climbing on the Rust Bucket to get a better view. The explosion came from one of the more populated camp-sites. There's bound to be tons of people there. You can faintly hear their screams from where you are.

Wade: Those people are in danger! We need to get over there now!

Phil: Right you are kiddo!

Phil pulls out your bikes from a compartment on the side of the Rust Bucket.

Phil: I packed these just in case you wanted to go for a ride in the park. I'm glad I did. I hate to say it, but I think you might be the only one who can help save those people.

You and Olivia run over to grab them.

Olivia: Thanks Grandpa! You're the best!

Wade: But, what about you?

Phil: You go on ahead, I'll catch up.

You give him a serious look and a nod, and start riding down the hiking trail. Olivia follows right behind you.

Phil: Be careful...

(Continues in Next Post)

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Olivia follows close behind you on the hiking trail, trying to get your attention.

Olivia: Hey isn't your watch timed out right now? What are we gonna do when we get there? Do we even know how long it takes to recharge?

Wade: Took about 10 minutes last time. I'm hoping that stays consistent.

Olivia: We still need a plan here.

Wade: Just give me a second to think!

Looking back at Olivia, you can see that she's stopped and is staring in front of you. You stop as well and look in the same direction. You can see why she looks so afraid. This robot is way bigger than the others. Probably deadlier too. There's no way you can take this thing without the watch. People scream and flee, leaving behind their vehicles and belongings, now crushed and engulfed in flames. The large towering robot looks around, scanning the horizon. It's looking for something...

Olivia: Wade?

You can hear how scared she is without even having to look at her.

Wade: Give me a second.

What will you do?

>Mess with the watch a bit. Maybe you can find some sort of loophole.
>Distract the robot until your watch recharges
>Try to help who you can while staying out of danger
>Write-in

>>3038804
>>Try to help who you can while staying out of danger

>>3038804
>Distract the robot until your watch recharges

>>3038804
>mess with the watch

Hmm, we seem to have a 3 way tie. I'll wait a bit longer before writing.

>>3038804

>Try to help who you can while staying out of danger

You wait and observe the drone for a minute. It doesn't appear to be targeting anyone. It almost looks like it's trying to wreck stuff just for the sake of wrecking stuff. But why? Your thoughts are interrupted by the pained groans of a woman trapped underneath the rubble of a statue. You immediately run over to her as quietly as you can.

Olivia: Wade?! What are you doing?

Wade: That woman needs our help!

You grab a nearby metal rod to try and get some leverage on the rubble. You push your entire weight on the bar, but it isn't enough to lift it. Soon after you're joined by Olivia, who also pushes her weight on it.

Roll 1d100+10 to lift rubble

All rolls are bo3

Rolled 2 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>3038954

>>3038959
My bad...

Rolled 91 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>3038954
>>3038959

I's cool.

Rolled 4 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>3038954

>>3038959
>>3038970
>>3038988

Noice. Writing...

You put everything you've got into lifting this debris. You've never strained your muscles this much ever in your entire life! You can feel the sweat from your hands making the bar difficult to hold onto. Ollie's not looking too good either. You give one last push, hoping that it'll be enough.

And miraculously it is! This bar feels a lot lighter than it was before. Did the watch give you a buff or something? The strained grunting of your Grandpa Phil pushing the bar down proves your theory wrong. He showed up just in time!

The woman manages to crawl out before all of you let get of the bar, allowing the debris to collapse on its own. Phil goes to help her up and escorts her to a safe place nearby.

Wade: Thanks...didn't think you'd make it.

Phil: What can I say. I love to spoil my Grand-kids.

Everyone shares a brief lighthearted moment of relief before turning to look at the robot.

Olivia: So what do we do about that?

Your watch makes it's iconic high pitched pinging noise. Meaning it's back up and running! A big smile comes to your face after you open it up to make your selection.

Wade: We show him what happens to unwanted visitors.

Olivia: Well what should we do?

>"Get out of here. Get as far as possible."
>"Keep helping people in the area. I'll lead him away from here."
>"Try taking pot shots at him while I take him head-on."

Which alien will you choose?

>Rad-El Snake
>A rodent with a lightning bolt pattern running down his face
>A buff smiling crocodile
>Some bird thing with a sharp looking beak
>A shark with multiple eyes and jagged teeth
>Wildfire
>Some spiky guy with a visor and sharp teeth
>A whale???
>A goat man with sharp teeth and weird eyes
>A short dinosaur with a big nose.

>>3039044
>>"Keep helping people in the area. I'll lead him away from here."
>A buff smiling crocodile

>>3039044
>>"Keep helping people in the area. I'll lead him away from here."
>A rodent with a lightning bolt pattern running down his face

>>3039044
>"Keep helping people in the area. I'll lead him away from here."
>A goat man with sharp teeth and weird eyes

>>3039044
>"Keep helping people in the area. I'll lead him away from here."
>A goat man with sharp teeth and weird eyes

>>3039044

>>"Keep helping people in the area. I'll lead him away from here."
>A rodent with a lightning bolt pattern running down his face

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3039044
>"Keep helping people in the area. I'll lead him away from here."
>Going with dice to decide alien
Dice match order of >>3039044
1 isRad 6 is WildFire etc.

>>3039102
Looks like I’m going with Goatman

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>>3039093
>>3039095
>>3039105

This funny looking goat-man might be able to do something. You make your selection and slap the watch to confirm your transformation. But this time it feels different. Less like a stretch, more like you're folding into yourself. When the purple flash fades, you open your eyes to see that you've gotten smaller! You assumed he'd be a bit bigger, but he's like the size of a 9 year old or something.

Olivia: What can that guy do?

Wade: ǝɯ sʇɐǝq

Huh? The hell was that? Well it's not important. You've gotta do something quick!

>Lift Debris with your horns and throw it at the robot.
>Ram it directly!!
>Climb the robot and go for the head

>>3039132
>Lift Debris with your horns and throw it at the robot.