>>3207400
>Survey our kingdom
>brief status from Wondervon, Shiloh and Killa Kente
>summon Wudo to our keep

>Ask him about Abzu Ahai, Monster History from their perspective, his masters and of Ludo.

>Raise Grate

>>3207407
This but all telepaticaly. We dont wanna wake anyone.

>>3207407

>Goals for today

>Skeletons and KK sweep the castle and its depths

>Wondervon gets 200k to procure human machines to create an industrial workshop at Webhollow to support his needs and to manufacture arms

>lay down laws for Webhollow

>Raid for metals

>>3207420
>hit post too soon.

>entreat with Brother Eater. Use our power to make him submit and then task him

>>3207400
>First things first, take a few minutes to enjoy the cuddle pile.

>Then use your eye spy big brother power to check on everyone. EVERYONE.
>If Janna blocks you again text her good morning and compliment her magic skillz.
>Text your mom "that was nice."

>After that shake every booty awake. Sabrina needs to get ready for the dance, assign her a squad of skelemans.
>Ask Susan to talk with you while you walk Bow
>While out walking ask Susan what she wants to do now. You'd be happy if she came back to being your wing murder buddy.
>Tell her... shit she knows how fucked up we are, were gonna start keeping an eye on her though. You scared the shit out of me girl.

>>3207400
Let's start by making some breakfast... or having some of our undead skellies make breakfast for us and our crew. Some of them are french, right? They should know how to do it, and if not, I believe velvet ears is capable of watching over the servant undead to make sure it's done right. Pretty sure we picked up some groceries for our castle a while back, didn't we?
While that's going on, we should be able to get a quick status report from our remote minions, followed by re-raising Grate.... AGAIN...
Eat Food. Take your Dino-Dog for a walk, followed by shopping/acquisitions for WV's workshop.
Should be able to accomplish all that before having to get ready for the dance... probably.

>>3207400
>Wake all your cuddle buddies with Kisses and Headpats.
>Take a shower and get clean.
>Then get ready to make Sabrina that body double and see if she can use her limited skills to help.

>>3207400
>>3207433
>Bow's walk
take Sabrina with you for this... she wanted to see some of the sights here on Mewmus and feel it's grass is there any?? with her own feet... with both Bow and Us in tow, should be possible to fulfill that small "want" of her's, yeah?

>>3207400
Whatd I miss?

We have shit to do
Its 11am
We got to get stuff sorted before wasting 5 hours at a teenage party where Britt is going to make us look bad for petty reasons.

Wudo is consorting with strange powers
Shiloh might have eaten the bat girl
Wondervon needs tools.


We got business

>>3207400

>Check In on those monsters, we kind of bailed on them for Susan. Make sure they're settled In and doing their jobs.

>>3207400
>>3207426
>>3207433
>>3207442
All these seem good! Do it!

>>3207426#
Tell Wondervon to start building machines to increase our production.
Give him everything he needs: metal, money, skeletons... Also tell him to build a machine to harvest and study DNA of creatures we bring him and test it with Rasticore's DNA.

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>>3207400
FIRST.

>You have Sabrina as a guest. Attend to her.

>Enjoy the cuddles.

>Get a comfy breakfast going, something everyone can enjoy.
BREAKFAST we can use to go over today's shenanigans....

>Ask Sabrina about today's party.
Go over what we should expect.

>Contact Wondervon, the skeletons and Shiloh for update on Webhollow.
How much Metal Units / bones we need for the Castle Repairs.
How much Metal we need to upgrade the 138 new undead (?). 1104 MU most probably if they're all Medium Sized humanoids..
If he needs us to buy anything else, we have money to spare right now and we need to invest it.
What they might've seen / done.
Make sure to compliment work well done.

>Try and Contact Janna again.
If she doesn't answer, send her a message through Headbook. If that doesn't work either call her.

>Talk with Wondervon about mining in Webhollow.

>Talk with Wondervon and Petra about farming in Webhollow.

>Talk with Carmelita about raising Cave Beetles and their use.

>Talk with Wudo about what our skeletons heard him say.
>Try and be more civil with him. Sure, he's annoyong but so were we. We stll saved him, and promised to protect him. See what he can be of use, maybe to Wondervon.

>See what we can do with the other Monsters.

>Maybe walk Bow for once?
>We could walk Bow and check on the Homeless Camp on Echo Creek, try and investigate the Magical plague thing.

Things we need:
>Armor for ourselves and our troops.
>Weapons for ourselves and our troops.
>Set up Webhollow with strong defenses.
>Set up Webhollow as a livable for monsters and human...oids.
>Get more MU to Upgrade all of the new corpses we got.
>Prepare for Brittany's party today as well as the Ball tomorrow.
>Tend to the new subjects we have.
>Tame Shiloh's... unusual tendencies.

I DO NOT RECOMMEND WALKING BOW ON MEWMUS WITH SAB. PLACE IS UNSAFE AND SUSAN USED TO WALK HIM ON EARTH.

3207465
And ask Wudo about
monster fire Jesus and monster's lore.

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>>3207471
Oh dear. How could I forget.

Other things we might want to remember and actually are EXTREMELY important.

>The Lizardman Darkness thing is still loose in Luna's Library.

VERY IMPORTANT
>BROTHER EATER and the Ghost Kraken are still in the dungeons.
>I don't think you'll want to make him wait longer.
VERY IMPORTANT

>We don't know what Happaned with Hek and Marco on Purrkistan.
>Discuss if we're now considered terrorists in Purrkistan.
>Discuss we MIGHT be considered terrorists in the Pixie Kingdom now. Whole Cold Iron thing, Resisting Arrest and murder of Law Enforcement.

>See what happened with Grate and the Yakuza.

>Maybe ask Star through what happened with the whole Peasant-enslaving uncle after all.

>Mmmmmmaybe message Jackie to see how her date went?
>Show you worry about others, Anon.

Mmmmhhh... can't remember anything else.

>>3207422
>>3207420
support

>>3207504#
Supporting.
Sorry for the long update Quest, but we want to solve our problems before they become side quests

>>3207471
>>3207504
Supporting

Also, reminder that I'm 90% certain most people still think we are a baby from the party, might want to let them know via headbook.

>>3207504
I like theese, gonna stick with my vote though.

I think we should creep on people with our magic spy eye.

We could also un punish frenchie?

>>3207520
also support>>3207504
with the brother eater and lizardman darkness leads

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>It's odd being isolated like this
>Even though you're in the middle of this
>PILE OF WOMEN

>Susan is drooling on your nice vest
>Sabrina is smiling in her sleep
>One arm is curled around your waist
>She sucks her thumb
>Bites it gently

A: "I have so much work to do."
>You groan to the ceiling

>Bow kicks the stone floor
>Moans and farts
>It smells of rotten Salad

A: "AWwwwcch! Come on!"
>You whisper-screeh

>Baby Entropy is curled up
>On top of your head
En: "Fookin...whores mmmhmmm succ me old growth forest mmmm..."

>He talks in his sleep
>You feel a warmth
>It's Olson
>The hulking baby Robot
>He's asleep too
>He hugs Bow
>Breathes hot oily smoke into the grass and it strengthens the stalks of Bow's flowers

>With that added in
>You find yourself

>Enjoying the cuddles
>Your heart slows
>Y-

L: "Do it."

>You smile
>Then snuggle down

>>3207471
>>3207471
>>3207407
>>3207407
>>3207420
>>3207422

>WhenthethoughtofalltheinsanethingsyouneedtodoandstilldoOVERWHELMYOURMIND

A: "MMMMMMMMMMMM!"

>You squirm
>Then
>Sigh

>Anonymous
>There's always going to be more
>Always

L: "Just set to it. More is done the more you do."

>Maybe it can be better than this
>Easier

A: "Hm..."

L: "Don't think on it. Get. To work."

>You have friends
>Trusted ones
>Competent ones

A: "Yeah...I made those."

>Some of them, yes
>Why not...

>Let them handle things?

L: "The scale of all things must flourish. You cannot run from this work. It must be YOUR hand. None other can be trusted."

>Or maybe it can

A: "..."

>It would give you your life back


cont

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>>3207584
>>3207584

>Anon

YOU CAN DIVVY UP THE RULERSHIP OF YOUR KINGDOM NOW

-With the leadership of...

>KILLA KENTE
For your army...

-WONDERVON
For your economy.

-GRATE
For Diplomacy...

-SUSAN
For law.

>You could just adventure
>Just do you
>Flourish?
>Sure, you'd flourish
>All throughout the cosmos you could run WILD again
>Free of all these niggly things

A: "Hm..."
>You're a king
>Not a middle manager or a babysitter

>If you don't like these options
>Just know you can fill them in any configuration you like


-Army
-Diplomacy
-Economy
-Law

These things need attending, true. With the right leaders they can all mostly handle themselves.

-YES

or

-NO

Now, for what you wanted. (Aside from a good cuddle)

cont

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>>3207587
>>3207587

>You
>Snap

A: "Send Wondy 200 k in Gold and tell him to whip me up Another body for Grate."

>You can hear the Mole screaming in joy all the way from Mewni

>STATUS REPORT ON WOE-VENMIRE

>There is a surprising amount of farmable land around it
>The caves actually provide ample space for underground ranching or mines
>Not both

>The trolls have been aggressive
>They bullied Shiloh and Petra off of a hunting kill
>Took it as "Tax"

>Wondy has estimated he'll need "5,000 metal units unt ve vill have another fully functional base. Ve'll pump zeh fresh vater from up in zeh caves and use zat vaterfall for power. Hm? Yes. Ya gut."


>There is no way to know what Purrkistan and Pixie Kingdom think of you just yet

>They might be present at Queen Moon's Gala however
>Won't that be fun

>BROTHER EATER
>You can feel him
>Still down there in the dungeon

>He is...
>Meditating
>Just cross legged and eyes closed

BE: "Hello, again."
A: "You cool down there?"
BE: "Haven't figured out how to leave."
>That was...
>Frank

A: "Where does your name come from?"
BE: "...took you long enough to ask."
>You can feel his pride
>His
>Satisfaction in the story

BE: "I was a twin."
>Was?
BE: "Until I was born."
>O-
BE: "Brother never even had a name."
>Oh
BE: "I had his leg in my hands when I came out."
>...
BE: "I keep it. As a good luck charm."
>JE
>SUS

cont

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>>3207590
>>3207590

A: "Hey..."
Sa: "Oh. G'mornan."

>Sabrina
>Does not realize she is sleeping on your chest

A: "Who wants breakfast?"
>4
>She STILL doesn't notice

Sa: "That sounds MMmmGreat."
A: "Well?"

>The French Skeletons don't move
>Yet
>Until you SHRIEK INTO THEIR MINDS

A: "GET A FUCKING BONE UP YOU CALCIUM HEADS."

>They xylophone scromble into the kitchens


WHAT DO ABOUT THE RULING OF YOUR REALMS!?

>Child CEO
(Keep up this juggling act as long as you can. Or maybe assign some things to generals and keep others)

>King of Kings
(Rule over rulers. Letting your people come into their own.)


>GRATE HAS RETURNED
>14 on Baller Status

https://youtu.be/so2s-NZVXZA

>All gold bones
>Bright Silver Joints
>His eyes are Kaleidoscopes of gems

Gr: "My lord."


What business shall you assign to THE MORNING besides the decisions prior?

>Raiding for more Metal
-You could hit a police armory (Dangerous but simple)

-Go looking for a Mewman or Monster Mine (on Mewni. Wildcards galore)


>Go shopping with Sabrina (Full of fun. Full of life.)

>Go walking with Bow and Susan (Gives you another look at Mewmus. Helps Bow work off his UNIT-ness)


>Lay out what you want for Breakfast

Choose.

>>3207593
>Keep current assignments of grate, Wonder, Susan, KK

>King of Kings. We arent Toffee. We must trust, delgate and grow

>farms are too vulnerable. Use the caves for food. Webhollow will grow into the earth. Above is nothing but death and swamp.

>Lets raid the MIB. Send in Grate to scout and fake diplomatic openings with the address Excalibur gave us, then bum rush with undead

>>3207593
>Child CEO
It's our responsibility, we'll figure it out.

>Raiding for more Metal
KK can lead the raid to do that while we...

>Go walking with Bow and Susan
We promised her we would hang out with her more so that's what we'll do, although i don't know why we can't let Sabrina tag along.

>Lay out what you want for Breakfast
I really don't care, have Sabrina choose. What I WANNA make sure we do is shower and get clean for the days events.

>>3207593
>King of Kings
>Use Caves for Mines to incentive us to cultivate the HOLE in a timely fashion
>Go looking for a Mewman or Monster Mine(Send Killa)
>Go shopping with Sabrina
>Raisin Brand Crunch with some toast.

>>3207614
Figuee everything out? We dont have the the time and bandwidth to care and carry everyone.

King of Kings offloads a ton of micro management and allows anon to focus on the big picture things. The spells, fighting battles, getting resources and having meaningful interactions.

Anon is no genius, nor does he really have experience in things like our allies do. We have to accept we cant control everything if we want to have it all.

Have the best doing their best instead of anon doing a shit job on everything.

>>3207593
>>King of Kings
>>Go walking with Bow and Susan (Gives you another look at Mewmus. Helps Bow work off his UNIT-ness)
>>Pamcakes. And bacon. And eggs. And juice.

>>3207593
Supporting >>3207627 on everything but breakfast because fuck Raisin Brand Crunch.
Honey Smacks or gtfo

Emperor Anon when?

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>>3207593
>YES
>Keep Current Assignments
Grate is our CHA, he'll put a good word of us wherever.
Killa Kente is loyal and competent. He's updated in Earth Weapons I think but could use some knowledge of the supernatural threats and armories.
Susan I think will do fine as a law enforcement. She cares about Monsters and Undead, and can sympathies with Humans and Mewmans. She's not a bleeding heart like Marco but she does care.
Wondervon it seems will do fine as both Tech Expert and dealing with Economy Logistics.

If they need so and we are capable of we should assign some assistants to each like we did with Wondervon, as we see that worked out very nicely.

>King of Kings.
But don't overlook things if problems crop out.
Listen to your advisers and friends, seek to reach a consensus to them in problem solving, assign representatives to groups and people.
You'll do fine Anon.

We *do* need to introduce Susan to the monsters..
Oh my, I almost forget. Speaking of law Enforcement, I think we were to harsh on The Poet... he was only looking for under-average working conditions for the Frenchies and we essentially turned him into a crotch ornament.
Maybe we could reinstate in on his job?
Also, as a [KING OF KINGS] we shouldn't forget to reward loyalty, success and good work.

I think the Frenchies have behaved since their previous insurrections and deserve some reward, maybe those clothes and cigarettes they wanted, they could use some uniforms too.

Wondervon has also behaved nice, maybe we
could get something else for him or Olson?

All of our troops need new weapons and armor... still gotta figure out how to get them.

>Go shopping with Sabrina (Full of fun. Full of life.)
We could use the time to get more of the things we need as well as spend some ime with the girl we're going to the party with today.

>>3207593
>King of Kings
Child CEO sounds good at first, but we're running ourselves ragged, and that's not what we've been actually looking for. It... helped with the whole keeping our mind off of Jackie thing, but I think it's unhealthy in the long run. When you own a business, the goal isn't to fulfill every role... it's to find the right people to run it for you, so you can go fuck off and enjoy the money that comes out of it.

>MORNING
>Raiding for More Metal
KK to lead raid. I'm thinking Monster Mine on Mewni?

>Walk with Bow and Susan
We do need to spend more time with them. We said we would, and we should. Sab if anything has our evening in the books, so it seems the most 'fair and balanced' of choices.

>Breakfast
Eggs and Grains. Those french fuckers should be able to handle something like that, yeah?

>>3207593
I think Susan in laws is a little foolish, but we can always change it later. Make her the Xerife.

We are a King, not a CEO.

Lets take a walk with Sabrina and Bow, after we eat MEAT.

Also go sack that place were people dispose cars to dismantle them.

>>3207593
>>3207635
I'll also support letting Sabrina decide on breakfast though.

>>3207593
go with the Child CEO, if we fuck up on anything I want it to be on us instead of someone/something else (but anon should be open to support from others when the need arises)

>breakfast
sweet sausage and some oatmeal with brown sugar, simple stuff

> go walk with bow and susan
they both need it, susan especially

>>3207659
All of this, but let's take bow for a walk instead.

[Spoiler] Mom can you help Sabrina with the shopping?

Regency period: Until we are ready to rule (learn about politics, kingdom management, pump our mental and social stats), we will delegate our functions on highly competent subjects (tied to our will) and Luna. Rez them after the party.
Seek for mines in mewni and explore THE HOLE

Also, we should raid African warlords again for metal! They really need the help and we will get a body surplus as well.

>>3207677
So you want to gaurentee a fuck up because you want it to be our fault instead of trusting people with experience to do a job right so there are no fuck ups?

I mean, people make mistakes and we can handle it but thats infintely better than anon just badly doing everyones job

Also yes we should make secretaries for everyone. Also assign them some skeletons.

Also tell wondervon to focus on maximum exponential growth of our mining operations and start sudiyinf septarian DNA to clone ir and create indestructuble bioaberrations tú es to our will.

*Indestructible bio-aberrations tied to our will.

>>3207696
Nooooo, we need weapons and armor dude.

>>3207696
actually kind of behind this. Growth is gonna strengthen the core of our little empire which will allow us focus at a later point. Small investment now with a bigger payoff later. Armor and Weapons are only gonna help *in the now* if we plan on immediately utilizing them to plunder/acquire the resources we would've gained otherwise.

>>3207705
We just gave wondervon 200k for an industrial machine shop. He needs undead skilled at operating the machines either in skeleton form or souls bonded to the machines for 24/7 production of armor guns and ammo

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>You have chosen
>To go for KOK (King of Kings)
>What a lovely gift you've given Anon
>Me too, actually

L: "Weakling."
>Chill, lady
>Why are you mad?
>Is only game.

>This breakfast
>Is fantastic

>MEATS
>With simple cereals
>Some stuff Sabrina suggested like "Blueberry Jammers and OJ."
>Poptarts
>She's in a castle and asks politely for Pop-Tarts
>Humble

>The French Spice it up by using browned butter

A: "Grate. You're our Diplomat now. Killa."
>You motion for the Kongo Killer
A: "Will you lead my armies, Deadspawn?"
KK: "Yes."
>W-
>Wow
>Flat

Su: "Whut am I gonna do?"
A: "Susan."
Su: "..."
A: "It was people who thought they were delivering justice. That killed you."
Su: "..."
A: "Think you could do justice better?"
Su: "Wiff my eyesh cwosed."
A: "Hit me with Laws later. You make sure it's done. No excuse. No fear."
Su: "No cwuwel fate."

>As you handle this Emperial business
>Some of the last to burden you
>Sabrina sips some Orange juice

>You feel her drifting into herself

A: "Sabrina."
Sa: "hm!?"
A: "...You wanna walk my dog with me?"

cont

So just gonna toss out going to raid African warlords again...

Mining equipment, diamonds, guns, bodies...

All without pissing people off.

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>>3207729
>>3207729

>Bow
>Heard "Walk"

>16 on dog excitement
B: "BORDF!"
>The whole table jerks upward

A: "AhAhaha!"
Su: "Bow! DOwn boy! Down!"

A: "Killa."
KK: "Yes?"
A: "Find us a mine to plunder. Mewman or Monster I don't give a hot shit."
KK: "Yes sah."

>You look down at your plate
>It's empty
>You ate all of the eggs

>Anon
>YOU
>ARE
>FREE!!!!!!

>HUZZAR!


ANNOUNCEMENT!

-WITH THESE NEW LEADERS
-KINGDOM BUSINESS CAN BE HANDLED "OFF SESSION"
-DURING THE WEEK YOUR GENERALS CAN UPDATE YOU ON PRESSING MATTERS OR DIFFICULTIES

-IF THERE ARE NONE
-THEN ALL IS WELL
-AND YOU CAN RAISE HELL

Like now!

L: "As much as I prefer to see you in direct control."
>Luna
>Pats her lips
>With a handkerchief

L: "An outing would surely do us good."


>WHERE DO YOU WANT TO WALK!?


-The Lake of Tears (Gets you lore on the lake of tears. Favors Susan as she loves to keep her feet wet.)

-The Ancient Garden (The Haunted woods where Luna used to play. Favors Sabrina as it's full of pretty lights and magic things)

-The Castle Courtyard (The Tea landing that leads to your front gate. Favors Bow. He likes to bury himself out there.)

>After that is...

SHHHHOAWWWWWWPPPINNNG!!!!!!


cont

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>>3207735
>>3207735

What do you do with Sabrina?

>Coordinated Outfits
-mmf
-Now -that- is style
>People will definitely think you're an item

>Spy and Buy
>Check on what Britt is gonna wear
>Buy Specifically things better than that

-Super Expensive
-Petty and excellent revenge

>Royal Blood Boil
-Use old outfits from the castle
-Make Sabrina look like an actual princess

>Spooky
>Weird
>Maximizes Sabrina's attractiveness to literally everybody
>Will put her on an even higher pedestal than you
>Can she even handle a 10th of that pressure?


Choose.
For at last...things for you?
Can be simple again.

Sa: "Come on, Anon! It's beautiful outside!"
A: "It's always night."
Sa: "I know! It's ~wonderful~ !"

>Sabrina runs off with Bow and Susan
>They laugh
>Bow barks
>Almost like children

>It suddenly hits you that they are Children
>Susan's older than you
>They are your age
>Can you be that happy?
>Ever again?

L: "I like her."
A: "I'm scared of hurting her."
L: "You should be."
A: "..."
L: "Work hard. You won't disappoint anyone worthwhile."


A: "Wondy. Tell the Monsters to set up farms underground. Not mines."
W: "I -love- mines."
A: "You're in charge of all the mines from now on."
W: "...vat?"
A: "You know how to run a business?"
W: "Ya."
A: "Run mine."
W: "For vat?"
A: "Expansion."
W: "...I'll write up an education system firzt."
A: "Heckin what."
W: "A zmart populace is a profitable one."
A: "Cool."

>>3207735
The Castle Courtyard (The Tea landing that leads to your front gate. Favors Bow. He likes to bury himself out there.)

>>3207740
-The Ancient Garden (The Haunted woods where Luna used to play. Favors Sabrina as it's full of pretty lights and magic things)

Lets make it light and happy


-This is a party for kids by kids. We are gonna rip and tear so lets go middle of the road.
-Fashionable, Modern and ready to ill
-Better than Britts
-Wear something fun

-Thank Wondervon and tell him to have fun with it.

>>3207735
>>3207755
Ooh, jumped the gun.
>The Castle Courtyard
>Coordinated Outfits

>>3207740
-The Ancient Garden (The Haunted woods where Luna used to play. Favors Sabrina as it's full of pretty lights and magic things)

Magic things? Yes please

>>3207735
>The Lake of Tears
Bow would be happy anywhere, and we are spending almost the whole day with Sabrina.
Gotta properly divide out our attention.

>Coordinated Outfits
I mean we already got her an outfit last thread, all there is to do is make sure we are fresh and look the part too.
(Also fuck petty revenge. Keep your eye on the price, Sabrina's happiness.)
>

>Royal Blood Boil
Mixed with
>Coordinated outfits.

The ancient Garden
Seek for magical items (armour, charms..)

>>3207740
go to lake of tears

get co-ordinated outfits that are fun and not too expensive, we ain't about the petty revenge

>>3207735
>Outing
Lake of Tears. Kinda wanna just get out and see some stuff, maybe get a bit of a lore dump. And Susan went through some shit yesterday, so a bit of an upper might be nice.

>Outfits
>Royal Blood Boil
As nice as it would be to one-up Brittney, we got needs for that money. If even half of the stuff in the castle that we can dig up is as good as what Sab found last night, we should be in the clear. May even turn out better than what we could buy.

>Wondy on education
>Smart populace is a profitable one
... and prone to additional growth and efficiencies. I like the way you think, mole-man

>>3207740
>-The Ancient Garden
>Coordinated Outfits

>>3207735
-The Ancient Garden (The Haunted woods where Luna used to play. Favors Sabrina as it's full of pretty lights and magic things)

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>>3207740
>W: "A zmart populace is a profitable one."
>A: "Cool."
We DO have children in our places.
Olson, Entropy, the Goblin Triplets.
We're gonna eventually make more too.

>-The Castle Courtyard (The Tea landing that leads to your front gate. Favors Bow. He likes to bury himself out there.)
We've been away from Bow for a while. Lets interact a bit. See how he's going.

>Coordinated Outfits
Why are we going to the party? To have fun or to style on Brittney?
Make Sabrina feels nice, but don't overwhelm her with pressure...
Mh.... still can't stop thinking of Jackie... gotta make sure we don't hurt Sab like we did her. Gotta make sure we live up to Jackie's feelings and ours for her. Gotta make sure to treat Sab better than we treat Jackie. Gotta make sure... we won't think all night of Jackie since it's Sab we're going with to the dance.

Think of something else Anon....
Janna's hairy smelly armp-
Nnnnnnnnoooot now.

Spy and buy+Royal blood boil+coordinated outfits
>Fashion?, WE ARE FASHION BITCH.

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>>3207811
Bro.
Calm down.
Besides, everyone knows Sabrina has the best pits in the game.

Luna has never called us weakling before, I think she might be angry for not cutting ties with biomom (if she felt love into us while we talked to Emily, we better talk to her about her feelings)

>>3207848
I'm pretty sure she called Quest weakling.

>Me too, actually

L: "Weakling."

>>3207825
mai nigga

>>3207848
... you've got a point... but Luna also has unlimited faith in our own abilities. It's not completely off base for her to feel the one best suited for doing everything is none other than Anon himself.

>>3207848
she's talking to Quest, or whomever's been talking to us

>>3207848
Call me crazy but i'm pretty sure that was a meta comment.
Luna doesn't insult Anon.
She is more likely to blow up the moon in frustration than to come out and insult her dearest son.

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Rolled 16, 15, 14 = 45 (3d20)

>You go to the Woods

https://youtu.be/MfwOJWDj18k?t=1126

>The Ancient Garden

>2 on Ambiance

>The trees are still
>The air is clean but without taste
>Roots rise form the earth and crowd one another so deeply there is almost nowhere to stand

>Sabrina
>Loves it

Sa: "It's like walking on a roller coaster!"
>She slides down roots
>Yanks on vines
>You've never seen her run ahead of a group before

Su: "Wow. I can hawdwy Shee."
B: "BOrk! Brrmm...brrrr."

>Bow is a wee bit uncomfortable

>12 on wickedness
>There are movements you can see
>In small holes the crack open in the roots

L: "More worms. Dead things that play at life. Or seek to feast on my world's corpse. I remember when light danced through these branches."

>A hand of tentacles reaches out from the roots
>With two more that match it
>They try to go for Sabrina's ankle

>12 on wickedness
>haha
>Not nearly as wicked as you anymore

>WHACK! CRACK!
>You snap the worms with Muscles' claws
>They cower into the dark

L: "When the soil was rich food for the trees and shade flowers. I would ruin every pretty dress I had digging in the mud."


>16 on magic

cont

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>>3207956
>>3207956

Sa: "Anon."
>The trees
>When they feel someone knock their roots just right
>Unfold
>They open
>To the flawless night sky

L: "I'd collect the insects. Lizards and certain flightless birds."

>There are no stars here
>Instead
>The souls
>They rise from their hidden places
>And fill
>The air

L: "I thought the forest paradise."

Sa: "It's so beautiful..."

>Bow borks
>Leaps for the souls in the air like soap bubbles
>Susan
>Waits patiently
>Beside the clearling
>One of the worms reaches for her
>She stamps it flat
>Smirks

>You eye Sabrina and the rest
>With a SNAP!
>The Souls dance at your command
>They make beautiful vortexes
>High towers

>That's what Sabrina titters about as you eventually leave
>Head for earth


>You vote for COORDINATED outfits

Sa: "Like...like together?"
A: "Well. We want to make a statement."
L: "Indeed."

>Luna measure Sabrina
>Tuts at her humble chest

L: "Soon."
Sa: "What?"
L: "Raise your chin, dear."

>Soon


>Now

ROLL THREE TIMES

>One for your shopping date
(Decides how much attention you, your entourage and Sabrina attract)

>One for the Farms being set up at WOEVENMIRE (Unknown bonus for the Monster's expertise)

>The Final one for KENTE'S RAIDING TARGET
-The higher the roll
-The Bigger the Score

Let's Rock.

A: "Mom?"
L: "Yes?"
A: "Why does that hand look familiar? On the worm fucks?"
L: "..."

>Do you insist on knowing?

Rolled 1, 14, 14 = 29 (3d20)

>>3207961
>No secrets, No shame
>Tell us about the Worm luna

Rolled 19, 12, 14 = 45 (3d20)

>>3207961

Rolled 6, 7, 14 = 27 (3d20)

>>3207961
lets go
it would be nice to know about the hand, extra lore path

Rolled 18, 16, 13 = 47 (3d20)

>>3207961

Rolled 14, 6, 4 = 24 (3d20)

>>3207961
YEET

Rolled 17, 7, 19 = 43 (3d20)

>>3207961

>>3207961
if you expect us to be pissed at Luna you better bring you A game.

This is a dead world. It wasn't always one.

I could go for a one on date attention. Today is supposed to be about her.

Also OH FUCK! Tell sab about Brittanys prank!

>>3207961
>Insist on knowing

Rolled 12, 13, 4 = 29 (3d20)

Rolled 19, 6, 12 = 37 (3d20)

>>3207961

>>3207961
Did that monster run off with my arm, fuck it, and make a bunch of arm babies?

I do so dearly hope it's just dead orphans or something.

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>>3208124

Rolled 18, 19, 3 = 40 (3d20)

>>3207961
Make it beautiful, plz

>>3208129
*Squacks like a duck*

Rolled 7, 4, 13 = 24 (3d20)

>>3207961

Rolled 11, 5, 17 = 33 (3d20)

>>3207961

>>3207961

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Rolled 2, 2, 4 = 8 (3d10)

>>3207976
>>3207976

>19
>Subtle
>Haha
>You
>Subtle

https://youtu.be/3plOvjjdAtc

>You and Sabrina hit the mini Mall
>Pretty hot

B: "BORKARK!"
>Bow comes
>So does Susan
>She's alight about how she can enforce things

Su: "So wike. Simpew waws, wight?"
A: "Yeh. Morality ones n' shit."
Su: "So wike no kiwwing?"
A: "Nothing we don't approve. Unless it's self defense. Gotta prove it an all."
Su: "Juwies?"
A: "A what?"
Su: "I dunno. Humans have them."
A: "We're psychic. Undead don't like."
Su: "Oh, coo!"

>Sabrina has to hop off to barf
A: "Hang on."
>You jump off and help her upchuck
A: "Come on. You got it."
Sa: "I'm so sorrehCH!"
>She is not used to Bow's insistent Gallop

???: "Whoah! Mommy! A dinosaur!"
B: "Borf?"

>A child approaches Bow
>Hands up

???: "BOBBY! NO!"
???: "Hey, mister dinosaur! Can I have a ride?!?"

>Bow
>Gets a 16 on positive reaction

>WHAM!
>He gets
>Belly rubs

A: "Oh thank fuck I thought he was gonna eat that lil nigga."
Sa: "Anon...please stop being racist."
A: "I'm not tho..."
Su: "..."
Sa: "..."

>Some of the police nearby look shook


???: "Hahah, wow! He's like a big Doggy!"
>Other kids gather round and pet your dog
>Shit
>is lit
>For Bow

A: "You got this?"
Su: "Show, fing."

???: "Mister! Is this your dog!"
A: "I got shopping to do."
???: "Hey, Pal! Can I buy that big Dog!? 10k. Right now."
A: "Fuck off. I piss that money."

>People are taking selfies with Bow
>Susan needs to push some kids away
>A mean dad who thinks his kid 'deserves a ride'

>Susan crushes his phone in her fist
???: "That was a GUCCI PHONE CASE!"
Su: "An' now it's Twash. You match!"

>You have to muscle through people to get to the only place you can coordinate an outfit like yours and Sabrina's


>The Halloween Spirit Store

L: "What is this?"
A: "Goth heaven that never closes."

>Now we re-roll for the farms in Woevenmire

>>3207961
Let's try that again.

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>>3208506
>>3208506

>>3208184
>>3208184
Since the 4 is our Raiding Target.

>>3208506
>>3208506

>We'll take the 8.

>>3208008

>7
>With Petra's +3 and Carmelita's +2
>12


>There is a bit
>Of a dispute

P: "What do you think you're doing?"
C: "I am GETTING deh Mosses we need to propogate. We need moss. To feed deh beetles. So we can milk, sheer and eat dem!"

Per: "Si."

P: "If we had Edible Moss. We should be growingk dat for ourselves, Carmelita."
C: "Dis. Is -my- area. I don't go up to your mud hole and tell you how to be growing Rice."
P: "We need food. TODAY."

C: "We have CORN!"
P: "Not enough if we expand."
>Petra motions to her eggs
P: "I will soon. You might."
C: "W-...Mind your business!"

P: "We're neighbors, Carmelita! We're a village! We are EACH OTHER'S BUSINESS. We need to CATCH food so we can GROW food so that we can RAISE food. In dat order!"

W: "Uh...everyone?"
>Wanda absorbs some of the spring water
>Then sprays it onto the walls
>Moss
>Spreads quickly

>Wanda looks a little thinner
W: "Like that?"

P: "...Is good start. Don't overdo it."
C: "Dees is a silly argument."
Per: "Why, seester?"
C: "We don't even -have- sheep beetles to get started."

P: "Not yet. What is important is dat we can farm in a safe place."
C: "Safe -ish-..."

>Carmelita looks
>Down
>Down into the depths

C: "I hear something down dere. All deh time."
>Where you left a certain abomination
>On ice

C: "Something big and -super- mean."

>They
>Get started
>Best they can do for now

Wu: "Wheeheheh."
>Wudo
>Catches fish in the cavern rivers and streams
>Eats
>Until he is fat
>He tells no one what he finds

>Shiloh
>Leads a hunting party
>To scout
>To find beetle-laden caves
>She finds mountain goats
>Eagles
>And a farming village of Mewmans

Sh: "Perfect."

cont

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3208506
Shrug

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>>3208184
>>3208184

>The Raiding Target

>It was even for Monsters
>Odd for Mewmans

>13
>Bigger than average
>Mewman too

>Who else could be a better fit?
>With some "intel" from the locals
>Kente takes his Skeletons

>To a mine in Heartrude's land

KK: "A small operation."

>With an 18 on military resistance

KK: "..."
>Kente gets suspicious
KK: "Dis is now a special ops mission."

>Superiority on operation rolls

>16 for the Killer Bones
>15 for the enemy


>A mewman guard shift moves into their new post
>Just as the men they relieved move off
>A skeleton unfolds himself from the log they're seated on

>One stab in the thigh
>One stab in the other
>Immediate bleed-out begins

>The two guards try to stand and shout
>Skeletons
>From the bushes
>Smothering their mouths
>They bleed out fast

>Kente emerges from the bushes
>Grabs the guard's capes
>Then motions for three skeletons a piece to get under them

>They
>Infiltrate

???: "Halt."
>They get stopped
???: "What patrol are you skinny ladies a part of, hm? Speak."

KK: "Hello."
>The capes open
>One skeleton puts 4 bullets into two Mewman sets of knees
>They drop
>The other two skeletons under each cape put 1 knife each into either side of a Mewman knight's neck

>Their blood rockets across the glittering walls of this mine

KK: "Poot dere bodies aweh."
>Another patrol is coming
>The skeletons have to think fast
>9

>They arrange them as if they are sleeping
>This provides a crititcal moment

???: "Somber. Mans. C'mon you sods get up! Heartrude may have you both on the skids fer not roughing enough taxes outta the peasants but you BETTA NO SLACK ON ME-"

>Mans
>Drops Over
>His blood filling his armor

???: "uhHH INTRUDERS! MONSTERS! MOBILIZE!"

cont

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>>3208695
>>3208695

>This cuts off Kente's investigation
>Still
>He and the lads get away
>No casualties

KK: "We have moar metal, Masta."
A: "Good."
>You think to him
>As Sabrina lowers
>A cape
>Black
>With gold lining
>Onto your shoulders

>You slick back your hair
>As your eyes
>Shine

A: "Very good."

SESSION
PAUSE!

WE CONTINUE TOMORROW!
7:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!

>It's time
>To PARTAYYYYYYYY!

Stay Blesst
Love,
Quest


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Mwah!

>5,000 METAL STOLEN FROM LORD HEARTRUDE

>Fuck dude
>He Mewman traffics

>YOU ARE SET FOR A LOVELY COORDINATED SHOW OFF WITH SABRINA
>Bow likes children
>They scritch him

>WEBHOLLOW WILL HAVE A FARM SOON
>Wudo
>Is up to something

See you next time.

Bless.

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>>3208021
>Britts prank
wait, wut?

>>3208506
>Sab chunks
damn gurl, I thought it was Marco who had an issue with vehicles and such.

>Heartrude
Good, at least we hit a target that deserved it

>The Party
We obviously gonna spend time with Sab and have a good time, but we should try to reconnect with either Justin (Give him news of avenging our lost football team brothers... drink a toast and see if he's interested in helping us strike back against the Big Boss who sent the hit man) , Oscar, and/or Alphonso (put that brilliant mind to work, we know he's got the raw potential to be great). Probably won't get to do all, but it's pretty much a guarantee at some point the other cheerleaders are gonna pull her aside to all powder their nose or such.

>>3208757
Britt is apparently planning some social revenge prank on us as revenge for taking sabrina away and also to save face for having to thank us for healing Justin.

>>3207659
Agreed

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>>3207735
>You ate all the eggs
>ANON YOU ARE FREE
OK, I didn't notice this one yesterday, but I burst out laughing upon re-reading it this morning, Quest. Good play.

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>>3210087
>>3210087

You make.
Me.
Smile.

SESSION
START!

https://youtu.be/kQC0Q1b-h7U

>You
>Are Anonymous
>RULER OF A-

>Wait
>No
>Just Anonymous

Sa: "Hey! Anon, look!"
>You are at a spooky Halloween Store
>In your home town
>Echo Creek California
>With...
>A girl


>A girl who's super sweet
>Supports you
>And seems to think you've hung the moon

L: "One generation back. It's a reactor body."

>Sabrina is wearing one of Luna's Dresses
>From when she was a little girl
>A princess
>It has black ruffles
>White Stockings
>It's a touch too small

L: "If she were taller. She'd be considered quite the beauty back home. Despite the lack of jaw. Or much nerve."


>You came here to coordinate her outfit with yours
>For a party you're going to tonight

>Sabrina
>Wants to know what section you'd like to go for

A: "Doesn't this stuff freak you out?"
>She is trying to drag you toward the themed areas
Sa: "It...used to! But...not that much!"
>She is working
>Super hard

>You and Muscles' posture however
>Is far too on point
>He's secretly flexing all the time
>He hopes she is impressed that she can't move him

>You chuckle

Sa: "Nothing scares me anymore!"
>Sabrina stands proud
>Flexes
>Then collapses
>Twiddles her fingers

Sa: "E-e-xcept p-p-p-eople."
L: "Boo."
Sa: "EEP!"

>While Luna titters over Sabrina's hair

>You've noticed something amiss

cont

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>>3211372
>>3211372

-16, 13, 11, 17 and 22 on stealth

>Anon
>Your passive perception is 19

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing

>You can spot 4 Men who have been secretly tailing you and Sabrina in the store
>They are all tall
>Slender
>With dark suits and glasses

THERE ARE THREE THEMED AREAS YOU CAN GO TO

>These will determine your outfit for the party
>Sabrina is a dainty Spider Princess

>What
>Are you?


ZOMBIE CARNIVAL
-A bit on the nose but it's both colorful and fits your undead-ed-ness
-Might seem a bit silly

SCIFI NIGHTMARE
-Riddled with Black Light stuff
-Some cheesy props
-Very sleek and shiny

VAMPIRE ORGY
-It's BDSM GEAR
-And fake teeth
-Literally all of it sparkles

Sa: "Come on! Quick! Before Bow pees on a car!"

What do?

>>3211374
>SCIFI NIGHTMARE

>>3211374
Vampire Orgy
To be honest, every party for anon is a dick-out look.

Also
>Psionically reach out to the MIB and if one responds tell them you are out shopping and Excal can nut up and call me if he wants to fuck.

>>3211374
so sabrina is going spider
so why not pick another bug to match up with her like we did with our clothes
is there bug costumes in the store?
could we ask luna to help us flesh craft our body to act as our costume
like being more spidery

>>3211385
Hey, actually we dont need a costume, we can cast our swarm form spell or combine it with muscles and have the perfect matching outfit for Sabrina "Spider Queen"

>>3211374
What, Are you?
>ZOMBIE CARNIVAL
Silly or not we there to have a good time. Silly is just part of our style at this point.

Also I guess we should mentally reach out to the agents and tell them we don't mean much harm.
They can watch if they want, but that would make them pedos.

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>>3211374
>ZOMBIE CARNIVAL
Anon is all about being on-the nose. Plus it will help fit any undead we might come with to the party /make it easier to sneak them in.

>What do?
About the Mibbies?
Nothing for now. Keep track of them.
If possible Raise dead some tiny undead critter like a fly or rat and have them tail them in exchange, see what they're trying to pull or where they might fo after following us.

No tailing someone expects to be tailed themselves.

>>3211374
>>3211388
support

>>3211374
we have never tried the spell form of the bug swarm so why not try that for our costume

>>3211372
>Sa: "Nothing scares me anymore!"
... perhaps because she accepted the gift? a remnant that remained?

>>3211374
>Outfit
Why not SCIFI Nightmare while utilizing our spells like >>3211385 states to enhance the effect? Seems like it would be a pretty good combo

>4 Mysterious Strangers
Remain cool for now. If anything, they could simply be running defense for the civilians in case *other* aliens come to take us out. Not for the purpose of protecting us, but rather the other citizens.

>>3211417
>>3211408
>>3211400
>>3211388
>>3211385
i like this stuff

>>3211417
We should still try to make contact and tell them to fuck off, we're not playing the game today.

>>3211374
>ZOMBIE CARNIVAL
>-A bit on the nose but it's both colorful and fits your undead-ed-ness
>-Might seem a bit silly

Necromancer, duh. Besides I'm not sure how well BDSM gear would be received at a teenager's party.

>>3211437
>>3211408
>>3211400
>>3211388
>>3211385
Remainder the MIBBIES are tailing us and keeping track of our powers.

Bad idea to blatantly show them infront of them

>>3211482
They know we can shift forms but its a form of magic so exotic I doubt anyone but the most seasoned magicians would be able to understand it. Some humans with detectors that have already scanned us won't make much progress.

I say give them a show and tell them to fuck off.

>>3211482
kinda backing >>3211487 's sentiment. They already *know* about us so it's not like we're hiding too much from them in the first place. Even if they saw that one form, they wouldn't have any idea about all the others we have.
You discretion is admirable none the less, though anon. It's unlikely, but I kinda wish the MIB would come back to the table for negotiations. I kinda felt for Excalibur, trying to deal with the fires on the front-lines in secret while also having to report up the chain of command and listen to their bs demands.

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The votes.

>Tie between Scifi Nightmare
>Zombie Carnival
>And a specialized Spellform

>You look between the two lovely options
>With a wary eye turned to the MiB's

Sa: "Hey."
>Sabrina gently squeezes
>Your hand
Sa: "Is something wrong?"

>You could tell her you're being followed
>Tell her there are armed men trained in anti-magical warfare following the two of you into the first (and closest thing to) a date Sabrina has ever had

>You sure do love the truth, Anon
>However
>It might ruin the fun

>For the costume
>Anon
>Decides

A: "Look! A vampiric grill!"
Sa: "Ooh! Like my fanfiction music videos!"

>You turn to the nearest grown man
>Reading a paper
>I N C ON S P I C U O U S LY
>In a costume store


>Tie on ignoring, threatening, calming them and spying them
>Uh oh
>Someone still has some work related anxiety

A: "Aight TESTICLE DICK."
Mib: "Can I help you, young ma-"

>You cram a racist Native American costume head-dress into his mouth

A: "No talking. I'm talking."
>Muscles and you crack your fingers
A: "You psychic?"

>He shakes his head
A: "Well spread the word. Fuck. Off."
>You make Muscles into a blade
>His veins that you share bulge and writhe under your skin

A: "I ain't interested in ya'll fucknigatry today. My enemies. Including you. Are not my priority."

>A threat
>With a promise of chill

A: "You wanna keep it that way? Step offa my CHODE."

MiB 2: "Subject admits to having a -chode- "
>A different fucking MiBBie says after blatantly evesdropping
>He is speaking into a wrist recorder

>Your heart screams
>Just a few weeks ago
>You might have pulled his skin into a condom for that

cont

>>3211522
To be fair, we did call him after shitting all over the "Don't go Loud" agreement we had with the MIB and then gave him a ridiculous ultimatum and Excalibur didn't even blink. He just took another sip and got to work.

We would have to be the ones to re-open diplomatic channels by sending Grate or someone to the address he gave us and also give up our war against Ludo.

Its a shame really because we are just shitting all over Mewni and destabilizing it waaaayyyyy better than giving some monsters a few rusty old AKs.

>Giants are back and are pissed at the Mewmans and Ponys
>Trolls going hog wild again
>Straight up Murdered some Pixies
>Implicating the Royal Family in slavery
>Murdering and hampering the Mewman's resource chain

Fuck Excalibur should be paying us.

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>>3211531
>>3211531

A: "I'm feelin...conflicted."
>Muscles becomes a rotating spike
A: "On one hand...I hate you."
>You look at your human hand
>Make it into a middle finger
A: "No. I hate you on both hands."

>You spit into this adults mouth
A: "Don't FUCK with me...and you won't find out how. Much."

>You spot a dead roach on the floor
>Raise it
>Then put it in his front pocket

A: "This is [NAME OF ZOMBIE ROACH] He's gonna make sure you don't get outta line."

>With that
>You turn to go

Sa: "Anon! I found some vampire stuff that'll great on you!"
>She's holding a pair of high heels labeled "For Men"
>And a blonde wig

A: "Nah das gay we're going for the zombie stuff."
Sa: "Ok!"

https://youtu.be/v3htmMDTfW4

>With blinding speed
>You try on outfits

>A shackled up ghost
A: "Nah. Too anti-wealth."

>A Frankenstein Monster
>Complete with Neck Bolts for Muscles' Wrist
A: "NHREAHAHH!"
>Sabrina laughs as you mock reach for her

Sa: "Anon! Hehe stop!"
>Muscles lifts her
Sa: "ANON! MUSCLES W-"
A: "NYAAHHH BATMAN!"
>Muscles drops her over your knee
A: "You merely ADOPTED THE DARK!"

>She wriggles
>Giggles
Sa: "No! I was moulded by it!"

>Luna insists
>She and Sabrina get hats

>After some fun
>She gets her a little Lady-bug themed hat
>You
>Being a horrible little gremlin

>Get a Skeleton themed Trench Coat
>Top Hat

>It matches your vest pretty well
>Sabrina tries to make you not put on the black-face and skull makeup
>She literally cannot stop you
>At all

A: "Hehehe I'm the king of swing."
Sa: "..."
A: "Ing at the end of a NOOSE!"
>Sabrina eeps shyly
>Luna chuckles

cont

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>>3211539
>>3211539

>You both approach the counter to pay a-

MiB3: "Hello."
A: "Wh-"
>The register dude
>Is SHLUMPED over at the counter
>He drools
>Mumbles

??: "Razputin...they wanted his head."
>There is a Man in Black at the checkout

MiB3: "We will handle your transaction."
>He seems
>Peaceful enough
>The others aren't even in si-

>DING
>Dong

Su: "Anon! Thew's fuck shit goig on outsh-"
>Susan
>Sees one of the Men in Black
>Raising a shitty toy knife in the air

>25 Susan Reaction
>19 Mibbie reaction

>She lifts the entire clothing rack he is hiding in
>In one arm
>And throws it
>With the same arm
>Into the fake Vampire Castle

MiB: "AH! BROWN ALERT! WE HAVE A BROWN ALERT!"

MiB5: "We told you to STRETCH Carlile."
MiB: "Need backup! O-Oh god it wasn't pre-lubed. This is false packaging."

>When you turn back
>The Cashier is gone
>Sabrina
>Finally joins you at the counter

Sa: "I found a little spider wand!"
A: "That's adorable."
>You and the MiBBie are staring each other down

MiB: "Your total is $45 and 98 cents."
>He opens the register
MiB: "Cash or charge?"

Su: "Anon."
>Susan turns your head outside
>Bow is fine

A: "...What?"
>He is also alone
A: "Wait."

>You scan the parking lot
>Noticing a separate team of Mibbies
>They didn't harass Susan and Bow
>At all

>They are loading the citizens into a van
>Flashing lights emit from inside
>People aren't coming out the other doors

Sa: "Ready to go!?"
A: "..."
MiB: "Sir?"
A: "You swirly cunts."
MiB: "Cash. Or charge?"


What do?

>>3211544
charge but you kind of froze my liquid cash

>>3211544
>NEITHER BITCH
>TELL EXCAL HIS MOMS A HOE AND WHEN HES READY TO DEAL WITH THE REAL NEW POWER ON MEWNI THEN HE CAN CALL
>CRAVEN CALL AND STEAL THAT SHIT

>>3211544
ask what currency he takes

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>>3211544
Evac. NOW.
Cause shit is about to go down and we can't ruin Sab's day.

Also, Cash. All Pennies.
Cause this ain't very cash-money of you, MiB.

>>3211544
ask what hey are doing with the citizens

>>3211544
>Pay
>None of this is really your business and is possible unrelated to you. Leave it and continue with your day.

>>3211564
>>3211561
>>3211558
>>3211554
>>3211552
They are loading them up cause this is about to go down right now.
They're evacing them, possible because they plan to deal with Anon *somehow* right fucking now.

See>>3211559

>>3211544
>>3211552
>"Charge. Put it on my tab. You got the controls after all."

>What do
... can we do a thought scan of the area? Is all we're dealing with is MIB's, or is there alien thoughts present and around?

>>3211544
>MiB: "Cash. Or charge?"
Pay with Cash

>What do?
Gather Susan and Bow so we can fuck off. Then, tell Sabrina what's going on, and take her to the park or something.

Voting that we fuck off. Now.

>>3211564
>>3211554
>>3211559

Thinking now, we might want to actually talk to them. They're just removing the evidence we were there. We didn't go loud and neither are they. We should leave quickly but we do have an open line.

Changing my vote a bit.

>Talk to the Cashier

>Tell him that "We were a bit emotional the last time we talked to Excalibur. Our friends had died. We are still moving against ludo over a personal grudge but he is ineffective at causing any disruption. We also took care of the aliens and the extra-dimensional gang and the werewolves in Australia. Hes welcome. We have a castle now on Mewni and are a deniable asset to Moon as well as taking our own actions. If Excalibur is serious about real power and protecting earth, not just keeping it in the Elder's miserly grasp he can call us."

>Then tell him that his mom big gay and Craven call out with our shit, having used that time to pull Bow and Susan back to us.

>>3211544
Ehhh

>pay with cash.

So uh, something going on? No wait don't tell me, you guys love costume joints too!

Seriously though, the fuckshizzle are you brainwiping people for this time?

>>3211588
Right? I mean... they *could* be setting up for an ambush... but they know we can fuck off the moment we catch wind. they didn't bother Susan or Bow i the process or try to restrain them.

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You know since Susan is our lawman now, we should build her a secret police/special personal force type deal under her direct control.
Like judge dredd, but they're all mosquito centauars. Judge Dredd musquito centaurs with chain guns and electric tridents, and they vomit glue out their mosquito mouths to web up and catch criminals

>>3211588
>>3211572
Would recommend not using Craven Call in front of them. We don't know what kind of Magical tech they have and they might be able to detect oprtals opening and closing, and where they lead.

If we Use Craven Call we could giveaway the location of The Hole.

I suggest instead scissoring to another location unrelated to us and then maybe scissoring back home.

>>3211677
support

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>>3211634
>Mosquito centuars

>>3211544
>>3211677
Supporting

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>Oddly Enough
>The winners are...

>Pay in Cash
>Be chill and stay alert

>Then Bail with Craven Call

>Inside you, Anonymous
>>3211588
>>3211572
>>3211554

>You are a fine slurry of enraged and panicked
>It was probably that Nuclear bomb

A: "Uh...hang on just let me get..."
>You reach into THE WAND
>Which flies into your hand as you hold it out
>Muscles stretches through and digs around for some money

A: "Fuck. You take gold? Can I get change?"
MiB: "Do you know the exchange rate?"

>This MiBie
>Is way too fucking chill

>Your face drops
>Your eyes burn

A: "...what the shit do you think you're doing?"
MiB: "Taking your money for the costumes."
Sa: "Anon? Something's wrong with you. I can feel it."
MiB: "Is she...one of yours?"
A: "YES! And don't get any FUNNY FUCKIN' IDEAS ABOUT IT EITHER!"
>He just
>Raises an eyebrow

>Sabrina
>Gets a Nat 20 on not fainting
>She's just star struck

A: "Why?"
L: "You said she was yours."
A: "Everything's mine god damnit she don't gotta be special."
L: "She doesn't...but is she? That. Is up to you. As well..."


A: "mmmF."
>You finally get a gold piece
>TAP it onto the counter

>The Agent takes it
A: "That's $100 dollars."
>He does some math
>Puts a bill into the till
>Pockets the coin

>Then hands you...

MiB: "Here is $52.00. American."
>Muscles snatches it

A: "What'd you do to those people?"
MiB: "Standard containment."
Sa: "Standard wha?"
MiB: "You cannot be reasoned with."
A: "Yes I can!"
L: "Marginally."

MiB: "You went back on your bargain."
>He pulls out a pen
>With a light at the tip
MiB: "Exposure. Needs to be mitigated."

>You
>SCAN HIS FUCKING BRAIN
>He is telling the truth

MiB: "Have a great day."
>The-
>The truth?

Sa: "Anon...should we help those people?"
A: "...No."
Sa: "Are we being attacked!?"

>Sabrina
>Jumps
>In slow motion
>To block you from the MiB at the counter

Sa: "NOOOoHHH!"
>FLAP!
>She lands on her face

A: "No."

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>>3211716
>>3211716

>You turn
>Raise
>THE WAND
A: "We're fucking leaving. Before -some- body decides to try and contain and protect too hard."

>The MiB guy does not respond
>He just
>Waits

A: "Bow! C'mere!"
>Bow
>With a nat 1 on destruction
>Carefully
>and Politely
>Opens the storefront door
>Walks
>With ginger little prances
>Between the displays
>Stops next to you
B: "BOWRK!"

MiB: "Can I get a selfie with that thing?"
A: "Eat my glowing pink ass."
>Sabrina whispers
Sa: "Doesitreallygloworwasthatameanjokeaohmygodshdoes he-"

THE CRAVEN CALL RETURNS YOU AND YOUR COMPATRIOTS HOME!

>SHRRRIIIP!

MiB: "...Control?"
>You can still see the Mibbies
>Through your little Roach

>Judge Dredd

MiB: "Can Confirm. Prometheus is now a K-class phenomena."
>He is silent
>Listening

MiB: "Yes. The Wand...the wand leads to his home base."

>He then crushes your roach in his pocket


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>>3211721
>>3211721

ANON
YOU ARE BACK AT LUNA'S CASTLE
iN

THE HOLE


>Sabrina is kicking her feet
>Literally counting the minutes

Sa: "This is gonna be so great!"
Gr: "Ma'am?"
Sa: "Oh! N-no not...not you."
Gr: "Hmmm..."

>You
>Are pacing

A: "That was weird. It was fucky. It was ducked and sucked like a secret blow and tickle."

>Your phone goes off
>TEXT MESSAGE FROM JACKIE LYNN THOMAS

A: " https://youtu.be/zCRRX31uBmI "

J: "Hey, Anon."

>You stare at the screen
>Sweating

J: "Just wanted to let you know I'm gonna be at Britt's party tonight. I knew you were going but I wasn't sure if you might ditch. Heh. Knowing you...nobody can guess what you're up to."

>She
>Knows a lot about you at this point

J: "Just figured I'd say something in case u wanted to like nuke her mansion. Seize her prolitariate goods and stuff...oh!"

>She sends a pic
>Of her
>In a very Familiar Hat

J: "I gave Jojo a watch finally. What'dya think?"

>Jackie is cosplaying as Jotaro Kujo
>She pretty much only has the hat
>Also a Pokeball

>Why the pokeball?
J: "I'll just say I'm Ash to people that don't get it."


>Sabrina is watching you sweat
>The Mibbies are up to shit

>Jackie is gonna be at the Party

>Which starts in just half an hour

HOW WILL YOU ENTER
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO JACKIE!?

WHAT IS SABRINA TO YOU!?

WHAT DO!???????

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>>3211721
>MiB: "Can Confirm. Prometheus is now a K-class phenomena."
>>He is silent
>>Listening
>
>MiB: "Yes. The Wand...the wand leads to his home base."


Never ever NOT listen to me again.

>>3211728
>WHAT DO YOU SAY TO JACKIE!
Tell her she looks wonderful as always, and we'll see here there. And tell her we are taking her advice and are bring Sabrina with us too.

>WHAT IS SABRINA TO YOU!?
A cute girl that we like a whole bunch and don't wanna fuck up with like we did Jackie.
For now she's our date.
We'll figure out if we can actually handle having a girlfriend once this whole mess is over.

>WHAT DO!??????
Well the MiB continues to be little shits, and will PROBABLY show up to the party when we go.
So just keep that in mind, maybe tell Sabrina about it just incase.

>>3211764
support

>>3211728
>>3211764
Support.
Additionally we might wanna bring Susan too. So incase we get Anti-Magic Blasted, she can fight them off untill we can get back up.

>>3211728
>What say to Jackie
Jackie trained us well. So try to keep our cool. Be upfront and be you, anon. Tell her we will be there. Tell her we're even taking someone along in coordinated outfits.

I mean... she just went out with Gustav yesterday right? Should be chill, right?

>What is Sabrina to you
Prime waif-- I MEAN A SMILE I WANT TO PROTECT. Which is actually very true. Still kinda nervous about whole GF thing... though her diving in at the first notice of danger even if it was a bit ineffective and late was quite endearing. She really cares a lot for you anon, just like some other certain ladies did. Don't fuck it up.

>MIBBIES
>>3211738
>>3211677
5 minutes off, man. Probably was too late for the count, but I would've supported if I had noticed in time... too late now... but even if they got their hands on the wand, good luck to them trying to use it, right?

>>3211728
Support >>3211764

>>3211764
This, and maybe make a filthy JoJo reference

>>3211764
>>3211728
More or less.

>Jack-o
Jackie is great as always. Say we'll be there too, but that we don't know if things will go nicely cause of Mibbies.

>Sabrina
She's great. Nice. Someone we really like and want to protect, from others... and ourselves, unlike we did with Jackie.
We're trying to be better, for both of them, and everyone else.

>Janna
Try and contact her again Both phone and Psychic. Don't give up her powers through phone, remember lines are bugged by MiB.. That's shit's getting weird.

>WHAT DO!???????
Get ready for the party.

And Get ready for the MiB.
Ask Luna and Wondervon for advise, guys might try to come in.
Reinforce Webwillow Castle with Undead. Set undead watchmen in both Sides of The Hole.

You know what, also open a dimensional portal with your scissors right in front of The Hole lrsfin somewhere else so that people can't come in unless they have dimensional scissors.

Watchmen are to alert us if anyone tries to come through.

>text excals number
>youre as subtle as a brick, call me sometime. My home is a death trap. Spare your men's lives and just call me.
>sabrina
Go full disclosure with her. We are complicated and a mess and have literal yandere competition. Best to stay friends. Less pain.

Tell jackie cool.

>>3211728
>>3211792
Supporting >>3211839 's attempt to save excal the trouble and men, after dealing with Text to Jackie.

... then get ready for the dance.

>>3211728
Supporting >>3211764
Also try psionically contacting Janna again

>>3211839
>>3211868
>We don't have Ex's number. Otherwise we'd have already god Wondervon to trace it. He always uses public phones or untraceable ones.

>MiB can just shoot a fucking nuclear missle at our home from outside the Hole, thaey won't do it if they're nto sure they can kill us or contain us but they could, which is why I want to block the entrance with another portal.

We could maybe try giving them an indirect message by talking through the the bugged

>>3211839
>>3211825
>sabrina
Go full disclosure with her.
THAT I can agree with, though I think It's too early to do any decision about our love life. It's not like we don't like her we do. We just want tog et better for everyone.

>>3211879
... maybe a letter delivered by an undead minion/familiar than? I think we got an address at the very least.

>>3211764
Support also tell her about Brits prank.

>>3211879
>by talking through the the bugged
By talking through the bugged phone lines to another number.

>>3211738
So, can we take a deep breath and try to get our nerves contained first.

Then tell sab... This is a date. A romantic, hand holding, kissy face date, and.

Oh god sab. We fucked up. We fucked up so bad. We blew Jackie up. We lied, we didn't listen to her.

I can't... Please, let's just be happy tonight o.k?

I just want you to be happy.

If it helps. You make me happy. You do.

>>3211916
>This is a date. A romantic, hand holding, kissy face date, and.
That is LITERALLY the opposite of what we've previously told Sab.

We ALREADY told Sab that we're not ready for a commited relationship just yet because we're trying to imrpove ourselves and be better and Jackie and shit

Stop this at once.

She already knows that this ISN'T a romantc date... even if we're holding hands kinda...

>>3211916
Basically if we're goin to jerk her around she deserves to KNOW WHY at least.

>Also just admit you were wrong to the mib. And I do you mean YOU WERE WRONG ARK!

You convinced everyone the MIB sold the monsters guns, which we all believed.

Then we were wrong. Now anon won't put on his big boy panties and admit it, because y'all are FUCKING COWARDS!

>>3211931
Whoa.

Sorry. I went a little crazy there.

But really god forbid we just tell them we messed up and overreacted. (The truth)

I'm sure none of them have ever fucked up after all.

We're not even going to be friends after that, or allies or neutral. It's just...

The fear. The cowardice.

Refusing to take responsibility for your actions. ESPECIALLY your mistakes is the attitude of a coward.

I wanted anon to stop being a coward.

>>3212000
You know what sure.

Quest, were all voices in his head. I want him to hear me.

"Anon your being a coward."

>>3212008
What the fuck are you talking about?

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>>3211956
It's cool, when are we ever not crazy?

....also let's be honest I do not trust us for one second to not hurt Sabrina. No offense guys but you're going for the most innocent cinnamonbun in the entire setting while we continue on as a merciless conqueror constantly going through conflict after conflict as we ecpand our divine empire of undead.

I'm not gonna bother fighting it, just reminding you to be careful with her. She doesn't deserve getting hurt, Sabrina is a good girl damn it. Also that party is gonna be hella awkward, especially if Jackie AND Janna are both there. Prepare for that inevitable cringe. That's my little PSA.

>>3211922
>>3211728

>This is totally a date, own up to the choices we made, even if you disagree with them.

>Telling her your afraid of fucking things up would also be acceptable.

>>3212000
I get where you're coming from, but that's nir going to make things any better. All you'll do is show weakness and Anon will make himself out to be nothing more than an irresponsible fool with too much power. You have to remember we're treating each other as two nations/powers would, not two normal people traying to reach an understanding. Maybe we could rebuild some form of working relationship (kind of doubt it when we're directly against the mewni monster coalition the MIB are backing) but it won't be by losing face and admitting to overreacting. That may seem like overposturing, and it totally is, but that's just how effective politics work. It may not seem logical but it is how it is.

>>3212048
You know.... we haven't really heard HER out either... I mean, yeah.... she faints and gets weak in the knees... she thinks everything is amazing and awesome about us, but she also doesn't know the whole story yet... or what her take is on all that. Might be better to just get that out of the way.
I don't think Jackie ever would.... but she always could just tell Sab all the stuff that went down and why things didn't worm out. Give a warning, girl to girl or whatever... but I think both sab and Jackie would respect us a bit more if we owned up to it and recognized the shortcomings therein...

>>3211728
>Sabrina is... something? Something. Not sure. She's fun to hang around with. Cute as a button. I think we're giving this a try? Seeing where it goes?

>>3212075
Were literally taking her to the dance, when does "giving it a try" become "were actually dating."?

>>3212072
Im more concerned with anons development as a person, and the MiB still think were gunning for them. Which we aren't. Nor have we ever been.

>>3211931
They did though, also call out posts are gay.

MIB are shitheads and they totally sold guns to the monsters to destabalize mewni. They sent ambassadors and they also opposed us killing Ludo.

Fuck them. They didnt know to bend the knee to us so now theyll earn the suffering they choose. It makes no difference.

Submit to the King and be rewarded. Resist and suffer.

>>3212072
I'm actually curious now. What's your actual exit strategy then? Keep beating them down until they submit?
Political victory doesn't mean military victory. Just as a blockade in the Carribean vs a weapons shipment convoy resulted in the world NOT hurtling into nuclear winter as a result from a decision to turn around and head back. A lot of posturing. A lot of """face""", but ultimately shit didn't work out, and we all get to live to see today because some people made the call to back out before it was too late.
We've had calls about just how many "fronts" we have in our wars, how many enemies we have. How much of that is just "posturing" and how much is actual threats to us and our livelihoods?

>>3212110
No, it was our dad and toffee who shot up Justin and the others.

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Man everyone is being so over dramatic, freaking out for next to no reason.
We've been nothing but sweet and kind and honest to the girl. On top of that she's even shown some signs of positive character growth thanks to our influence.
This date/party isn't a route lock.
It's a test to see if Jackie was right, and we've learned enough from our past relationship to even try to engage in a new one.

This is good for the both of them.
What could possibly go wrong?


http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?VGhloCBHYW5nIGtpbGxzIFNhYnJpbmEu

>>3212116
Yeah, we knew that. We just used it as a pretense to go after Ludo.

WE ALREADY HAD THE TALK WITH SAB ABOUT ANON NOT BEING READY TO TRY NOT FUCKING THINGS IP AGAIN

He said he is tryinf to get better asnto not fuck things up like he did with jackie, plus we still have feelings for her. But Sab too. And Janna. Andblike 5 other people we dont want to defraud.

>>3212153
>And look at what we didnt do...

>>3212162
>made a deal with Moon
>Sacked Woevenmire and Hold it
>starting a base of operations on Mewni
>raided the shit out of the Monsters
>Staged a hit on the Mewmans making it look like monster aggression
>continue to search for Ludos underground base
>Delegated our empire to better run it

I mean, Rome wasnt sacced in a day. Its been barely a week since we said wed get Ludo to Excalibur. Chill, we on it.

>>3211728
>Enter
>Calm. Cool. Collected. Attended to in a carriage made of bones by skeletal steeds and riders.
>Tell Jackie her One Piece outfit is on point.
>Sabrina is our date tot he dance and friend.
>Breath.

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>Alright
>Anon
>You can do this
>You can handle

>B E I N G C O O L

https://youtu.be/XYXczDB8VrY

TEXT WITH JACKIE LYNN THOMAS

A: "Sick Monkey D. Luffy cosplay."
J: "Still funny."
>ShethinksYOURFUNNY

A: "Looking and otherwise. I'm uh...I'm working a little less. So yeah. I'll be at the party. Should be easy."
J: "Easy?"
A: "On the eyes."
>Dewwit, Anon
>Dewwit
A: "Cause you'll be there."

https://youtu.be/7ffOAw2CkLU

>EYES EMOJI
>You cringe
>As yourself
A: "I-I'm sorry."
>THREE EYES EMOJI
A: "I mean. I meant it! But like. Lines? C'mon I'm better than LINES I don't even COLOR in them."
J: "Cause you're against Colors and whites mixing?"

A: "..."
>You send HER the EYES EMOJI
J: "How? Literally, dude. How did you manage to work less? I'm proud of you!"

>Heart and Puppy Emoji
>In sheer panic
>You stop cooling

>And Honest instead

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>>3212363
>>3212363

A: "I'm gonna have a date. It's Sabrina."
J: "Backintosh?"
A: "How did you do that."
J: "Do what?"
A: "Remember Sabrina Backintosh."
J: "I used to read roll call in our homeroom. I never forgot her and so she got me a valentines card one year. It had sea monkeys."

>You practically glare at Sabrina from behind your phone
J: "So...you two a thing?"
A: "We're...things."
J: "Is -she- a thing -for- you?"

A: "Sabrina."
>You say out loud
>She watches you

A: "Sabrina..."
>As you type
>And speak
>Cause goddamnit Anon
>You just gotta multi-task

A: "Sabrina is like a bunny rabbit with perfect white fur in a field of food poisoned shit-eating lizards. I. Must. Protect her. She believes in me. Which is rare. Literally only two other people straight believe in me ANDI'LLPROBABLYLOVETHEMALLFOREVER."

>You pant
>Wipe the drool from your jaw

A: "...but I don't wanna disappoint her. Or you. Or anybody else. I'm trying to be better...but first I just don't wanna be worse. So I'm playing it safe. Honestly I buried a lot of shit in my work. I choked myself on goddamn task managing. On murder. Now I...I gotta empty my hands. I'll do good with them. It's just...I need more time."

>You both text and say to Sabrina

A: "Is that ok?"

>She kisses your cheek

>TEXT FROM JACKIE LYNN THOMAS

J: "You better be careful, Tiger."
>Smooch emoji
J: "Emotional growth is pretty attractive on you."

>You close the phone so fast Muscles has to put out a small fire on his thumb

>Sabrina is paralyzed with her own boldness

A: "You cool respecting my boundaries?"
>You say in a shitty top hat and blackface
>The paint is on her lips now
>It matches the dress

>She nods

A: "Cool."

>You
>Snap

>AS MILITARY SKELETONS LOCK
>THIS
>BITCH
>DOWN

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