Guess I'll die then

>>3484151
"You are just the universe's anus"
FIGHT

>>3484151
"NO YOU"
>ONE WITH NOTHING FORM
REWRITE EXISTENCE
"ANON ISNT EFFECTED BY BLACKHOLE"

>>3484151
>You have something that belongs to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdss-U0H7fA

>>3484165
Should probably include an actual vote...

>One with nothing
>Anon writes the rules.

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>>3484151
>>3484160
LUNA, ANALYSIS

What the fuck is that thing, how strong is it, what do we have left and how can we use it to rip it's asshole open?

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Ahem

LUNA

F U C K I N G

GAY

>>3484151
Supporting >>3484170

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>>3484151

Off we go again

>>3484170
Right idea at this time

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>>3484151
Subarashi. What a glorious fight to celebrate our 20 will. Time to get our mom a new body. ONE WITH NOTHING! ANON ABSORBS MASS FOR POWER! HENSHIN!

>>3484170
This also we need to figure what the hell it is, and where it came from.
Bait it into telling us its life story?

>>3484151
Fuck it is good to be back.
And such production values!!

Vote goes to support knowledge gain >>3484170 , >>3484187. It's a living embodiment of Luna's spell, but what exactly where it's properties or effects?

>>3484187
It sang us its life story.

>>3484187
>>3484173
I mean, It already DID tell us it's life story and what it is.
Through a musical number even.

I mean more of a what are it's properties and how can we exploit it's weaknesses to kick it's ass.

>>3484151
>>3484173
Also supporting >>3484186

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>>3484170
Support.
We are doing this. We are making it happen.

>>3484200
>>3484199
Wow I completely misinterpreted that song.

>>3484186
>>3484203
Oh, yeah. That too. We never did got to figure out what ARE we right now.

Like, what happened to Anona fter reaching WILL lv 20.

>>3484187
It just did. It got the spell. Woke up alive and hated it. Now hes killed his way to anon to shut up the universe

>>3484151
Oh, one last addition.

>Anon, shove your emotions deep, deep down inside yourself. Just shove them into a box and put a bajillion locks on it until the work is done.

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Reminder Anon just reached WILL 20 and has some weird shit going on in his brain right now.

>>3484225
Yeah, he realized he never got rid of his writers in the first place. He only killed the one writing the story around him. But never the ones writing himself.

>>3484164
>Anon Isn't Affected by Blackhole
>Anon is uninfluenced by.... matter???
Is it *just* a blackhole or something else now? Would it only be affected by blackhole features/abilities?

>>3484169
>Anon writes the rules
>Anon reads the chaos
... dunno how this one would go down, but from a computer standpoint, writing would be considered an output, reading would be an input. Writing the rules would could allow Anon to rewrite the rules for the encounter or for existance... but the "chaos" / RNG would be pulled into him as well... no clue how that would work out...

>>3484233
I-is he going to kill us next?

>>3484238
I dunno, depends on how we make him feel. Will we adhere to his character and rightfully set on a path to kill ourselves? Or will we be selfish and just ignore it? I'm excited to see what we chose.

>Silence
..... waitaminute. Is this guy just *annoyed* by mental/cognitve activity, or is he *weakened* by it? Cuz if it's the latter, strengthening our allies to make even more "noise" against him could be the way to go? We know it was mostly silent until we showed up... it's in the song. But then we awakened... and we even helped awaken some of the others on our planet as well.
Either that or just amplifying our own even more

>>3484151
>>3484184

I'll support this too >>3484186

>>3484250
We could play our horn.Just blast him into bits with a song of existence. He wants it all, TOO BAD! WE WANT IT ALL RIGHT NOW. FUCK ON OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK SHIT BOY.

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The votes

>4 for OWN form

>5
>For the burning questions


>The Entirety of Earth-Dimension's history has led to this moment
>All other psychic life is dead
>The being
>The galactic Accident

>No, not YOU Anonymous

A: "I wasn't thinking that."
>...

>The Black Hole
>Asks for the final words of the living
>He asked them of you

>So the last words spoken are probably

A: "Mama. Help."
>Luna Appears

L: "Mm. Mhm."
>She adjusts a tiny hat
>Nested in her hair

L: "A living black hole?"
A: "Yes. Help."

>She
>Doesn't
>Blink
>Just stares at it
>Reading it

L: "It isn't really alive."
A: "..."

L: "It has no 'health'. No 'statistics' "
A: "What does that even mean? I'll take care of this in OWN form."

L: "You cahn't."
>She smirks
L: "It doesn't have a level."


cont

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>>3484280


>>3484250
Pretty sure he just hates that everything but himself exists.

Since he seems to target planets with high amount of psychic activity and everyone that seems to be psychic but not that hardened in WILL like Anon or Dirt Bro just died I assume the noise it complains about is the psychic minds of those people, which he seeks to silence.

>>3484267
He doesn't want it all. He wants it all... to go away.
Some kinda omnicidal maniac singing psychic Black Hole.

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>>3484280
>>3484280

>Jackie moves in from behind you
J: "Anon! How do we kill it!"
>You turn back
>And tell her the truth

A: "We can't..."
J: "Who says, dude!?"

BH: "I've heard enough, babe."

A SUCC
COMMENCES

>GRAVITY SHIFTS
>DUST PARTICLES IN THE AIR BEGIN TO ACCELERATE
>TOWARD THE HOLE
>THE EVENT HORIZON GROWS

>Teens scream
>Oskarr trips turning to flee and is sent flying up toward space

>Anonymous

ROLL A STRENGTH SAVE TO HANG ON!

or

USE YOUR MAGIC TO TRY AND WEASEL OUT OF THIS

A: "MOM. WHAT DO I DO?!"
L: "Destroy a black hole."
A: "HOW!?"
L: "That is probably the crux of the issue."

>Jackie gets a 0 total on strength
J: "Anon! ANon start THINKING!"
>Jackie has begun to soar toward you
>Chest first

A: "Not. Now, PENIS!"
>I am not your penis


What do!?

Here are the pieces at play

>You
>And all your magic

>Jackie
>Your Ex who almost smooched you before the black hole came back

>Your flying Bone-Motorcycle

>Portal Scissors

and

>Star fucking butterfly

St: "OCTO MONDO SNATCH AND GRAB!"
>28 total
>She grabs everybody in glowing Orange Octopus tentacles
>Even Oskarr

J: "ANON!"
>Not Jackie


>Star strains to keep ahold
M: "Star! How can I help!?"
>She's turning red

St: "Neck...rub!"
M: "On it!

>30 on neck rub

St: "oh...Oh YEaaahhhh~"

What do?

>>3484285
well, Black holes are not immortal just VERY long lived. They will eventually shed all their mass as hawking radiation, so maybe speed up time around it to insane levels and just age it to death?

>>3484285
Open a black hole in front of the black hole with scissors

Rolled 11 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>3484285

Well here we go for a roll

>>3484285
Dont fight it.
The Black Hole doesnt follow the Rules
Why should we.
Pass into the Event Horizon
Shed our physical form
Exist in our Pure Radient Soul Form
It wants quiet, well too bad
Our mind exists beyond existence
We transcend, so let us transcend for a moment and kill this abberation from within.

>>3484294
btw, maybe we should also use the black hole as a way to fuel the aging spell, use its own strength against it

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>>3484285
Is Alfonso still alive? Was he even a lil bit Psychic? I don't think so.

Does he know how detroy a black hole using natural psychics? What about our Wondie-boy Moleman? Can we contact him?

Also

>HELP JACKIE
Grab onto the Floor or anything hard enough ahs hard as you can using Muscles.

Use your regular hand to open a portal using your scissors and pull Jackie through to you.

Oh, what about Sabrina is she ok? Does Star have her?

>>3484297
I'm pretty sure that would just combine the black holes into anEVEN LARGER black hole by what I udnerstand of physics.

>>3484294
>>3484302
I like this idea.
COnfirm with Alfonso and WOndie-Boy.

>>3484285
Note To Self: inflict self-injury in future to convince Marco to give us sick neck rubs.
But yeah, there's literally no resisting a Black Hole's pull. If we don't deal with it right now, we're gonna get pulled in anyways.

uhhhh...... Black holes are literally superdense objects, right? How do we un-dense something?

https://youtu.be/rFqL9CkNxXw
>>3484302
hell we can do this number in a slightly different way to fuel the process, leeching off energy from the black hole to fuel the aging process, and since the aging process speeds up time it potentially can speed up the spell even more until it eventually burns out

>>3484151
What ever this thing goes....CHOOSE THE MILF ROUTE

>>3484285
Gracias mama. This is certainly a problem. OWN can solve some things. Making him able to be killed would still lead to us needing to kill him. removing his curse of "life" would just give us a black hole. We need to get creative. One solution would be to move the earth itself. Perhaps into Mom's Universe until we can figure out how to get rid of the black hole. Can our sax get that big? If we are the ones making the noise, let's just go to Mars or something to keep him distracted. We don't NEED mars persay. Or maybe pluto, some planet nearby that can keep him from earth. Assuming that we ourselves are the danger and not the planet itself. It is a pretty noisy planet. We can kill this guy easily, but we need to do it in a way that doesn't kill earth in the process.

We need a way to remove it's mass, honestly the OWN idea I had was a good idea, if we change it so we can just absorb all the mass and make it so small it doesn't matter. I'm open to ideas.

Is fleeing an option?
We have the scissors right?
Ask Star to buy us time while we get help from the MHC or go to our home base and plan or wherever?

Rolled 10 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>3484285
>Catch Jackie as she's coming at us
>Support >>3484302 as possible plan for overcoming obstacle. Alf and Wondervon, we need your nerd skillz.

>>3484315
Fission. Or maybe generate the next "Big Boom"?

Rolled 15 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>3484285
Welp, cast OWN on it? That's usually the way to go.

Call it the N word in Yodas voice

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>>3484329
That would condemn billion of people to be destroyed and leave the black hole to continue it's it's "tour" across the universe.

I'd also condemn jackie who's currently flying towards it which Iis why I suggest >>3484313

>>3484313

This is the one smart enough idea to work with, supporting

Oh, if aging it older can't be done, maybe taking the energy and making it so young it gets unbirthed might be possible

>>3484375
Dude, the age spell requires living bodies. We can't use it on something that isn't even alive. Besides, we need a sacrifice to age the black hole, and we don't have anything like that on hand. The only other option to kill this thing would be to either A: move it to a safe location in space away from earth and remove it's curse. Or B: Remove all its mass until it stops being a black hole.

>>3484313
Yeah, she got everyone but Jackie.

>>3484386
it may not be ALIVE, but if is full of energy we could use, possibly to circumvent the spell limitations

Can we portal the black hole to a lifeless dimension and then cast inversion over it? that way it releases all the minds/souls he has eaten and we can succ them into the wand, then we make a lot of revenants and problem solved.

>>3484395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhDBSne5HMI
You can't just jack a spell full of power to break its limitations. If we could, then why have we bothered with the spell the blackhole has instead of just jacking up revenant to make living people? It's not like Luna has a shortage of power.

>>3484417
Why would casting inversion over it make it release all the stuff it's eaten?

>>3484386
the bitch thing came to hunt us. All it's gotta do is follow "that infernal noise" and it'll be back to threaten again.

>>3484417
>lifeless dimension
... Luna's dimension is considered "dead" by all means, right? it should be devoid of any cognitive 'noise' ... but we'd lose a pretty damn useful off-the-grid base of operation.

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>>3484347
>>3484343
>>3484299

You remembered your might of Matter.

>Good.

>>3484299
>>3484299

The Winner.
>26 total on Strength

>You SMASH the floor with Muscles
>Cause damnit
>You're gonna smash SOMETHING before you die

>Muscles fingers dig through concrete foundation
>You
>Get the girl

>19 on Luck

https://youtu.be/z_HWtzUHm6s

>Tiddy in Mouth
>Direct nipple to back of throat as you catch her
>You bite down
>The sheer mass of her chest

>Knocks one of your teeth loose
>FWACK!

A: "FUcking...Sick."

>Your eyes roll into the back of your head
>As your human arm locks Jackie into your waist
>You both

>SNAP!
>When Muscles hits the end of his stretch

>Nat 20 on Con
J: "We're alive!"
>You blink

A: "Oh SHIT that was dumb. Oh fuck I alm-"
J: "Almost Spider-man Gwen Stacyed me yeah dude whatever this isn't a game!"

L: "Oh yes it is."

cont

>>3484417
As an addition, it's only emotions seems to be annoyance, detachment and the desire of wiping out all life, so inversion should turn it's feelings into a Steven Universe level of lovefag.

>>3484417
We cannot cast Inversion in anything other than ourselves.
We can grab people and keep them nearby us to shield them using the spell but it won't keep them there.

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>>3484453
>>3484453

J: "Anon. We have to save everybody."
A: "...No I fucking don't."
J: "Anon. You brought this thing here."
A: "That was Janna."

L: "Oh yes."
J: "Janna? Where's Janna?"
L: "Dead."

>You tear up immediately
A: "Jannie bananie..."
J: "Where's Sabrina!?"

>Star has her
>You are now
>Mad

A: "Alright. I got this!"
>You aim for the big Black Fucker who's come to ruin your life
>Stand your ground
>In the air
>As a stretched noodle-rope of a Wizard boi

>You whip out
>THE WAND

A: "It has 'living' in it's name, right? Fuck. Fuck it."

>You try
>THE AGE SPELL

A: "I'll try using it's OWN age! That's a neat trick!"

>Nothing seems to happen

>YOU CONTACT YOUR DAD
A: "Wondie! WONDER MAN YOU AREN'T MY DAD AND I FUCKED UP."

W: "Vat does zat have to do vis any-"
A: "HOW DO I KILL A BLACK HOLE!?"
W: "It's not alive. You c-"


>You suddenly realize how shit you feel
>Your guts
>Are full of butts

J: "Anon..."
>Jackie is fading in skin tone
>Her eyes are darkening
>She coughs
J: "What did you do!?"

W: "Vat did you do!?"
A: "I tried the Time-turning spell! I used the black hole on the black hole!"

W: "You kan't do zat zeh spell is for -people- not for objects."
L: "It's more of an -item- really."
W: "Ven did you get group callingk?"
A: "I feel awful. I feel like I-"

ANON HAS TAKEN 9 RADIATION DAMAGE

A: "RadiaWHAT!?"
J: "Who ar...-hecf!- who are you talking t-"
A: "I don't know I-"

L: "Tune out the structure of things. Focus on your ideas. Other's voices. Or you will be overwhelmed."

W: "Anonymous! You FOOEL! Singularities emit radiation naturally! You've fed it's own AGE back into itself! Meaning it now stays "The Same Age" At twice the rate!"

L: "The fun has been doubled."
W: "If by FUN you mean Electromagnetic Radiation zen Ja. Ja, vol."

>Sabrina gets to roll
>To wake up
>Because she has taken damage

>2
>SHE SHLEEP

>Everyone is now
>Cooking

BH: "OHHhh I'm on FIYA!"

What do?

>>3484453
>J: "Almost Spider-man Gwen Stacyed me yeah dude whatever this isn't a game!"
Mh...

Did Endgame already release in Anon's Earth?

Can we spoil him by posting Endgame memes in the quest?

>>3484456
this. It's a self cast spell. it can reflect spells, yes, but is what the things doing even treated as a "spell" or is it just an ability/property of it being what it is?

>>3484456
so we can't throw ourselves into the black hole as a last resource and cast inversion when it is in our spell radius?

>>3484466
I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA! FUCK IT! OPEN A PORTAL TO PLUTO, AND USE O.W.N. TO REMOVE THE LIFE SPELL!

>>3484466
>Throw everyone still alive through the Wand Portal to Our Dimension
>Cast Starwalk on ourselves to negate the effects of gravity
>Then Dive in deep to its center to retrieve the spell

The Spell is a physical item
Starwalk negates the effects of gravity which this thing is just one big gravity effect

>>3484486
this could work, but for the love of God PORTAL THE FUCKING GENOCIDAL BLACK HOLE AWAY

>>3484466
how about this? White holes are mathematically possible, and are the opposite of a black hole: they spew things out so fast that nothing can get past its radius. so what if we opened one inside of the black hole?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY ARE THINGS ONLY EVER MADE WORSE THEN WE GET INVOLVED

>>3484466
WIll the effects be reversed if the Age spell is used in reverse?

>>3484486
>Throw everyone still alive through the Wand Portal to Our Dimension
Well, we cannot send them directly to Webwilliw Castle, plus The Hole is on Earth.
They'd be much safer in Webhollow.

>>3484486
Read Starwalk's Specifications
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0

>>3484501
You assume we know how to make one.

>>3484508
we can make a black hole, could we use that spell plus Invert to make a white hole?

>>3484466
Do as mother says. Focus on our ideas.
Other's voices.

>>3484516
>we can make a black hole
No.
NO we can't.

Dark Star is not a black hole.

Much more closer to a black-colored magical neutron star turned supernova.

>>3484516
No we can't, we make a sphere of anti-matter. If we made a sphere of pure matter, we'd just make another black hole.

if no one has a better idea, we should tell the Black Hole Anon's depressing history until it comits seppuku.

Is this Entity a black hole as defined by scientific convention or a magical phenomenon we refer to as a black hole? I don't think science is going to get us out of this one.

>>3484534
IT FUCKING WANTS TO DIE AND WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW!

>>3484535
We actually could use a bit of science by throwing a huge dark star into it. The anti-matter would turn the matter in the black hole into pure energy. The issue is the earth would be destroyed. That's why I've been suggesting to get it away from earth.

>>3484516
>>3484524
We also cannot invert spells anymore since we upgraded our want to only be usable by us.

>>3484541
it doesn't want to die.

I wants to kill everything else so it can live in peace.

If we can't find a solution, just pull a OWN form: the ability to destroy this specific enemy and get our spell back, repairing in the process any damage that the Black Hole has caused ever.

>>3484555
WE CAN'T BECAUSE THIS THING HAS NO FUCKING LEVEL! WE WON'T GET ANY BENEFITS!

>>3484466
I'm seeing basically either stay out here and engage, or put it all on the line and enter to engage.

For entering: we've got the wand which is capable of knocking out the soul of the body it inhabits. Given the hole is "living" I imagine it's got a soul... and it's likely tied to its core. plus we gotta go in there to get the spell anyways.

For attacking from the outside: we still don't know a weakness. All we know is that it was called here by the noise of existence and that it seeks silence. We meme'd Lucikron to back down in S1... maybe if work with with similar audio/video meme'ry on this fuck?

>>3484564
>we still don't know a weakness.
A N T I M A T T E R!

Alright I'm out of ideas

>>3484564
overwhelm his notmind with so many memes and shit that it undoes itself to avoid the pain, brilliant.

>>3484548
I still believe magic is our way out
This spell was born from Luna's Spell to Resurrect the Dead.
But
>it isn't really alive
>"It's more of an -item- really."

If it's not really alive then how does it have sentience? Is it's ability to communicate psionic? There's too many unknowns. We need an analysis.
Maybe we could use the scissors to cut a hole to a dimension of antimatter and force it in there somehow?

>>3484570
>DARK STAR [MAGIC SPELL] [OWN + COMBUSTION]
?Matter and antimatter are parts of the same whole, but should never interact. Still...they can be made to. The most common result: Devastation.
we'd need to produce more of the one than the other. I don't think you're gonna get to "move" jack shit though. So if that's the tactic, Star working on a protective bubble is going to be needed since we don't do protection worth shit unless it's on ourselves..

>Radiation damage
OWN can also be reversed using the Inversion bubble to grant immunity to shit. Should probably see about doing that to ourselves and our allies.

>>3484613
>"It's more of an -item- really."
Well fine, here's an idea then. Mournmending. It requires an item of equal value to the caster be destroyed to fix something. Let's break some garbage, and use the black hole to fix it.

>>3484614
>OWN can also be reversed using the Inversion bubble to grant immunity to shit.
NOT ANYMORE

We can't inverse spells anymore since we cannot Double Cast anymore since we gave the Want that trait that allows only ANon to wield it as a security emasure.
Now Muscles can't wield it.

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>Your head is in chaos

A: "That's...normal."
J: "Anon."
>Jackie
>You focus again

J: "Make a call. You're the only one who can."
A: "...EVERYBODY! GET IN MY HOLE!"

M: "Heh."
S: "Marco! No homophobic humor! Neck rub!"
M: "It's not homophobic! I'd never be homo ph-"


>You turn the wand
>On Jackie
A: "If I fucking die. Would you birth me next time?"
J: "Not a chance."
>She kisses your-
>Forehead

J: "This gravity slut can't kill you anyways."
>She laughs
J: "You're too angry to die."

A: "Fuck."
>Alphonso
>Is alive
>He kicks open a nearby door

AL: "WOO! I DID IT!"
>There is somebody collapsed in a bed behind him
AL: "I DID IT! I DID IT!"

>He ascends toward the darkness
AL: "I WON'T DIE A VIRGIN!"

>He dies

>You get everyone you can
>Inside your thick throbbing magic stick
>The portal that leads to your home dimension of THE HOLE
>Until just you
>Jackie
>Star and Marco remain

cont

>>3484613
>>3484619
>it isn't really alive
>"It's more of an -item- really."
... do you think we could use it to resurrect Janna?! she's broken... but it's alive... do you think we could use mournmending on Janna?

>>3484637
You mean to imply this giga-faggot is as valuable to us as Janna?

>>3484633
>>Jackie
JACKIE
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
UST TO SUFFER?

>>3484641
it contains the spell. a piece of luna's lost knowledge and something we've been striving for throughout S2 to reobtain. many, if not all of our efforts have been put towards not just caring and nurturing our friends and empire, but also equally reaquiring those spells. Yeah, I'd kinda say I it is in a way

>>3484651
Well, if you wanna sacrifice the spell itself... don't. That's the worst idea. We can just use the damn spell to bring Janna back. We don't need to mournmend it.

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>>3484633
>>3484633

A: "Ya'll two. Escape."

S: "This thing is gonna destroy earth! I live earth!"
M: "Why do I feel so sick?"

>Star is turning purple
S: "Radiation."
M: "Why aren't you sick?"
S: "I'm tanning."

>Marco throws up
A: "Inside me. Now."

>Star is dragged in by Marco
S: "Wait! My tine lines! They're too stark!"

>She resists
>Meekly

>You feel a hand on your shoulder
>Jackie

J: "Get back in like...at least mostly one piece."
A: "I got this."
J: "No. Not yet. You will when you win though."

>She smooches
>Your forehead

J: "You're too angry to die."
>Heh
A: "Don't laugh at me."
>Jackie laughs
J: "You stupid."
>She gently bumps your skull to hers
J: "Stupid."
>She opens her sad
>giving eyes

J: "Stupid disaster of a dude. Don't you die."
A: "I'm gonna teach this thing what a dick is."

>You let her slip into THE HOLE in your wand

A: "Then take a long shit from my penis into it's eye."

>She's gone

>YOU CAST
>STARWALK ON YOURSELF

cont

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>>3484683
>>3484683

>The Blackhole
>Stops
>Looks around

BH: "Aye!? Where's all the screams to god!?"

A: "Let me in."

>The Black Hole lowers it's unnatural mouth to the surface of earth

BH: "Where's my prayers!? Pleads!?"
>It's nearly upon you

BH: "Why aren't you beggin!?"

A: " https://youtu.be/LJ5nV9aKthU?t=1 "

>You JUMP
>Into OBLIVION
>Not raw
>You brought protection
>From Gravity
>Not y'know
>Radiation
>Or anything

>Gravity tho
>Plus
>You can breathe in space

>You ACCELERATE
>...Way too slow to reach the edge of the atmosphere

BH: "Eh?"

A: [Incredibly small shouting]

BH: "A volunteer!?"

A: [slightly louder incredibly small shouting]

BH: "Well, that's a foist."

>You get
>Vored
>By total darkness

...

A: " Am I dead yet?"

>YOU TAKE 13 RADIATION DAMAGE

A: "AH! FUCK! MY SKEEEN!"

>Everything is dark
>Everything is...weirdly warm
>You cannot see dick for shit

L: "Darling."
A: "Ma."
L: "Inversion."
A: "Doin' what?"
L: "Shielding you. Or we are on borrowed time."
A: "Psh. Like always."

What do?

>>3484637
>>3484641
>>3484645
>>3484651
>>3484667

L: "Listen, Anon."
A: "What f-"
L: "You can see them. I know you can. When you dream you speak in their voices. In the dark. You see their thoughts."

>>3484692
Oh...does this black hole not like voices?
Huh, you don't like voices in your head do ya!?
A SINGULARITY COMPRESSES EVERYTHING INTO ONE
HERE IN THIS LIMINAL SPACE
ANON
ANON YOU RAT BASTARD KEK
YOU CAN TAP INTO ITS MAGIC, LUNAS MAGIC
FOR A MOMENT BRING US TO LIFE
ALL OF US FAGGOTS HERE IN YOUR BRAIN HOLE


SUMMON US
RELEASE US
LET US TEAR THIS FEEBLE MIND TO SHREDS
LET US REEEEEEE ETERNAL
FAGGY AND RETARDED


RELEASEUSRELEASEUSRELEASEUSRELEASEUSRELEASEUSRELEASEUSRELEASEUSRELEASEUS

>>3484692
>L: "You can see them. I know you can. When you dream you speak in their voices. In the dark. You see their thoughts."


Hi Anon, hi Mom. Sorry y'all are doing this. Say, if the voices in Anon's head are still Luna's children just like he is, does that make us adoptive brothers?

Anyway, here's the big fucking issue that none of you thought about. Inversion will let gravity affect us again. And we're IN a black hole. The fuck are we even supposed to do here? Light physically cannot exist, so we can't see. Sound can't exist either, the fuck is the plan exactly?

>>3484713
Or like, cast MINDSCREM AND SCREAM ALL OF US INTO ITS HOLE

>>3484719
Psionic noise
This thing hates it, the screaming of the universe's minds hurt it and it just swallowed us whole, the single loudest psionic fucker. Our Will spans across dimensions.

Let us loose
Let us fill its nothingness with our shitposting

>>3484692
YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT AND IF SHE SAW YOU SHE WOULD HATE YOU ANYWAYS YOU PIECE OF COSMIC DIARRHEA WEEABO TRASH THAT NEVER HAD A SINGLE ATOM OF LOVE THAT YOU SO DESPERATELY CRAVE! DIE IN THE BRIGHTEST, MOST BURNING PILE OF GARBAGE YOU CAN FIND WHILE WE SUCK DOWN YOUR GREASEBALL TEARS YOU COSMIC MISTAKE OF A BEING

>>3484719
we die killing this asshole and getting a respawn spell we can use to fix all this shit

>>3484713
This but ask for aid from the outer gods, thier symphonies of madness should serve us well

>>3484723
>Make it mad
That's not going to fucking solve anything you brainless idiot! Making it mad will just do that, make it mad! That's not going to hurt it!

>>3484692
>>3484725
Also, azathoth thinks you have a smol penor

sing every trap song at the same time, he'll explode

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>>3484692
>>3484721
I'll back this

>>3484692
I dunno dude have you tried yelling at it to stop

everyone at the party now has cancer due to all the radiation
FUCK

>>3484728
Whats it going to do. Its gravity and radiation. It cant do shit to us except eat shit and die

>>3484692
>Supporting the Mind Scream
It's a blast of psionic energy from within it's very core, intended to disrupt thoughts and make noise.

>>3484752
we have magic, not a problem

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>>3484713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKAfwBPvsMA

DORMAMMU

I'VE COME TO BARGAIN


BY CALLING YOU THE N-WORD IN PSIONIC UNTIL YOU LEAVE

guys, does inversion reflect the opposite of everything that hits the barrier, because that would create an equal force to the BH in the opposite direction comng from it's center.

>>3484753
>Whats it going to do
Kill us. With gravity and radiation. With our fucking sax being here by the way, meaning when we die the sax will be destroyed and we can't come back to life. We're on borrowed time, we can't cast inversion and starwalk at the same time. And all you retards are wasting it by making it angrier. Which you think will accomplish something.

Using our will, would it be possible to try and locate Luna's presence. Where the 'spell' is located? cuz that should be where the 'core' is. that, or someplace near it, it where you'd want to strike, if anything.

>>3484766
I mean, like sure I guess, but first watch this dab on this lil cuck

>>3484785
Mmmmmmmmmmaaayyybe?

We could maybe try that.

It'd probably not get rid of the black hole though.
Just it's sentience.

and then we wouldn't ne able to convince it to leave.

>>3484793
>and then we wouldn't ne able to convince it to leave.
How the fuck do you plan on doing that? We don't have the time required to bargain with him. And you fucks didn't want to move him to a different location ourselves. So how exactly do you plan on getting him to move!?

>>3484808
You assume we can move him by force.
And there's no assurance that he won't just reapper back here like he just did a moment ago after we portal him out.

We have to either
>Kill it right now somehow
or
>Convince it to leave until we can figure out a way to kill it.

>>3484814
Didn't he appear suddenly because Janna portaled him here? Even then, the point of removing him would be to keep the earth safe. I already know how to kill it. Throw tons and tons of dark stars in it and turn it to pure energy. We don't have a way to remove his mass so this is the only possible solution. Or hell, we could've removed him, and do what we're doing now and just remove his "Life" and let him remain a black hole where he doesn't threaten the earth.

>>3484808
>>3484814
Like. Sure.

Do we know if we can open a portal with he scissors so big that we could just push him through it?

Even then, how are you gonna "push" a black hole?
Using your hands.

>>3484828
Black Hole-Chan has to die.
We need the spell, plus if he has the souls of thoe that died we need them back to resurrect them.

A-DWOI, why didn't I think this earlier?

>>3484692
>Cast Dark Star on the Black Hole.

>>3484830
>Do we know if we can open a portal with he scissors so big that we could just push him through it?
Do you know if you have enough time to convince him, did you know that we wouldn't die instantly when we jumped straight fucking into him? I can bet we could open a portal big enough, and I could bet, being the loudest thing in the universe we could've lead him in there. I'm not sure of it, but I'm more sure of it than anyone is of just yelling at him until he... gets mad and kills himself?!

>>3484845
If he was going to kill himself wouldn't he have done it by now? He wants everyone else dead, not himself.

>>3484866
Oh I misread that post

>>3484866
I'm not the one voting to just spew memes into the void!

>>3484845
Where would the portal go? Would we send it to Omnitraxus? That guy eats space-time anomalies for breakfast.

>>3484901
Anywhere in space. Like, space is BEEG you know.

>>3484901
>Where would the portal go? Would we send it to Omnitraxus? That guy eats space-time anomalies for breakfast.
Wait....

Can we contact him?

Why not ask him what we should do, or if he can help?

>>3484908

I get the feeling we don't want the MHC to learn about Luna's missing spells or to look too closely at what Anon is doing. We could destroy the Black Hole sentience and then send the resulting out of control black hole to Omnitraxus for clean-up.

>>3484910
That's a VERY fair point. Let's not tell the guys who wanna destroy our spells where our spells are.

>>3484910
Yeah, that works out alright. Grab the goods, remove the sentience, and then call in the cleanup crew. Blackhole was supposed from "7000 years past", right? What's with these Time-Space shenanigans, fix your shit Omni.

>>3484937
and then we use the life renewal spell to bring back everyone who died except Alfonzo
Wait what's the status of the souls that the black hole ate? are they trapped in there?

>>3484692
>Inversion shield yourself Anon.

>Luna... This is... Not going to be easy on him. Anon trusts you a lot more than us.
>You'll have to use what you learned, I believe in you Luna!

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>What's -in- here?

A: "Chin chin? Chin you PRICK get out here..."

>No sound

A: "Then what am I hearing!?"
L: "Yourself thinking as you speak."

A: "..."

>You make a decision

A: "If sound crippled this cunt once. It can do it again."

L: "Anonymous."
A: "Mom?"
L: "There will be places to run."
A: "What are you talking about?"
L: "The game will not be over."
A: "Mom I-"

L: "Scream. Anonymous."
>There is a light
>In your head
>A pink light
>A pink sound
>A hum

https://youtu.be/ECs1f-2eIoc

>You feel
>Peace
>Which is good
>It makes you raw again
>Makes you ready

>To cry havoc
>To make war

A: " THE ILLUMINATI RAPED MY DAD!"

>You cast
>Mind scream
>Normally you'd roll for it's level of power
>However
>In here
>This thing cannot resist you

>Sound familiar

A: "It's just like THE WORM!"

>You mentally inhale

cont

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>>3485150
>>3485150


A: " If you wouldn't have full on passionate bareback with Raph then what the fuck are you even doing on this planet!?"

>You feel
>Nothingness
>Quake

A: "Yeah. YEAH YOU LIKE THAT?!"

>Again

A: " How to archive the thread
1. Open up three tabs in your browser. One for the /qst/ thread you are archiving, one to the current archive to the quest and one to suptg archival request interface on the left hand side of the screen.
2. Copy and past the tags of the quest in the current archive tab into the archival request interface's tag box
3. Copy and paste the /qst/ thread's OP number into the archival request interface's thread # box
4. Type in "Star Vs Quest 2 Mk(whatever)" into the thread title, with whatever being replaced with the actual number.
5. Think up an insanely clever and snappy thread description that both summarizes the quest well enough that readers will know what happens in that thread by looking at the description while having it also be vague enough to not have spoilers for future readers.
6. Click the "Go" button on the archival request interface tab and wait a minute or so for the thread to fully archive!? HELL YEAH MOTHER FUCKER."

>You hear a thrashing
>A cry and moan
>Like this thing is gripping it's temples
>In sheer frustration


L: "Where -are- you getting these."
>Luna's smile is dry
>Her lids
>Heavy

>You smile back
>Proud of the groan of pain that echoes into the darkness
>A thought of agony
>From the Black Hole that sought to kill you


YOU TAKE ANOTHER 15 RADIATION DAMAGE

A: "I got 46 more bitch."

A: " >Luna... This is... Not going to be easy on him. Anon trusts you a lot more than us.
>You'll have to use what you learned, I believe in you Luna! "

A: "What the..."
>You look to Luna
>Her eyes widen

L: "It's working."
>Her smile
>Is now wet

cont

>>3485154
>Her smile
>Is now wet
Oh me oh my mami, how lewd.

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>>3485154
>>3485154

A: "Mom what w-"
>The shaking gets worse

A: "Nevermind. I'm winning. I'm hurting it!"

A: " DO YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCKING WELFARE BABY OF THE UNIVERSE!? AM I PISSING YOU OFF!? I'm seeing basically either stay out here and engage, or put it all on the line and enter to engage.

For entering: we've got the wand which is capable of knocking out the soul of the body it inhabits. Given the hole is "living" I imagine it's got a soul-"


A: "What the fuck AM I saying?"
L: "The truth. My favorite kind. Revel in it. We have all the time in the world. In fact..."

>Luna turns
L: "Here it comes now."

>You can feel where she's looking
>Some far off
>Twinkle?
>It's a passage
>You see the stars again

A: "It's opening! HAHA We did it! We did it it's fucking dying y..."

>Then you see
>In what's left of the dying light

>Earth

cont

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>>3485163
>>3485163

>It sails past you
>Vast
>Full of every scream your world has
>Louder than anything you've ever imagined

>SKU-RASSHHH!
>Is the noise it makes
>As it collides with the pinprick core
>Of this Black Pit

>You can see it now
>The center
>As earth's core splits open
>As it warps around the epicenter of it's devourer
>The world dies begging for mercy
>As core magma spews out like an overripe peach and it's juices
>California melts
>In a boiling sea

>Your world was left out there
>Your life

BH: "Oi! Finally!"
>It's
>Voice

BH: "That oughtta shut you u-..."
>The Black Hole goes quiet
>He takes it all in...
>In the nothing
>In your stunned silence

>It
>Smiles

BH: "My DESTINY! AAAAHHHHAHAHoUuWWW BABY! My work!"

>The Black hole wets a cartoonish hand on it's tongue

BH: "Is!"

>It pinches your Sun

>SSSSST!

>Silence.

BH: "Done."


SESSION
END!

NEXT SESSION TOMORROW!

7:00 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

>Stand up straight
>Look your struggle in the eye
>Or the mirror, depending
>There's no bigger burden than the consequences of your actions

Stay blesst
Love, Quest

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well shit

>>3485168
Well...thats gonna be a bitch to reset.
I hope some MIBBIES on Mewni are prepared for an XK Class End of the World Scenario

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>>3485168
Welp, GG everyone. You all acted like retards, and the earth blew up because of it.

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I'm not surprised by this. All of you are fucking idiots and I'm only here to laugh at you're collective incompliance.

>>3485168
There is no victory. There is no defeat.

We only are.

We only ever will be.

The encounter had a full on song intro dude. The quest hook was to reacquire "The spell for True Resurrection" which "is out in Earth’s space. Glossaryk left it near a black hole 7000 years in the past. It could still be there now." Pretty sure we would have had to go in at the very least to retrieve the spell regardless, and it sure as hell wasn't going to leave the noisy earth alone.

>>3485221
Hey, I'm not the idiot who said "jump into the black hole" or "ebin screm maymays into the black hole to make him mad" I wanted to stop him from killing the earth. I wanted to get the earth out of the way. Turns out, that's hard when the writers are monkeys with type writers.

>>3485223
Shut up you god damn edgelord, we lost this one. The earth got double snapped. The whole planet is gone. The earth's been silenced.

>>3485245
Then my generalized mockery at the players incompetence doesn't really apply to you then does it?

>>3485261
Not really, but I wanted to add in my own second hand mockery to your own. Because these choices have to be our worst yet.

Earth was a shitty planet anyway.
We can fix it later.

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Fuck, i couldn't make it on time. Oh well, let's hope i can make it tomorrow

>>3485338
Blessed drawnon, I'm sad you have to come back to everything being ruined.

>>3485287
>We can fix it later.
Pff. Good luck with that. You guys have the attention span of a goldfish with ADHD and I highly doubt Quest's system is set up in any way to facilitate that.

>>3485338
GODDAMMIT DUDE, JUST JOIN THE DAMN DISCORD ALREADY.

>>3485338
Don't join. It's really crappy.

So, how was the idea of making a lot of mental noise at it a good idea? It has killed entire species with psionic networks that collectively have more power then one rude boie.

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>>3485348
Well the meme is Anon fixes anything with WILL. I'd be personally surprised if shit's truly fucked to the point where Anon can't fix it.

>>3485380
It wasn't, it never was. Everyone thought we could meme at The Black Hole like we did Lucikron, but they were wrong.

>>3485348
Shut the fuck up double nigger, we just need to have the black hole faggot vomit everything he ate via psychic attacks. Only reason we didn't succeed the first time is cause everyone is so used to smashing shit with magic instead of remembering their god given psychic powers right away. OWN almost won out, as in something that would have done literally nothing since this fucker doesn't fall in the normal categories of what we've dealt with.

Like, y'all motherfuckers know there's more than JUST OWN right? OWN is a crutch anyway, one we've been using for too long.

Lets brain storm. Is it possible to turn a black hole inside out? Maybe hit it with ANOTHER black hole? He forced us out of his mind but can mind scream still work? What if we COMBINED Mind Scream with something else other than OWN?

What if we asked it to stop

>>3485439
Jesus chirst, you are the definition of retarded aren't you? First off, black holes aren't bags of holding. They're super dense collections of mass where nothing can escape their pull. Anything that enters their event horizon is basically dead. The only reason we weren't dead is because we weren't affected by gravity. Hell, by our journey in the black hole, anything that enters it is literally turned into nothing. There is no "lol just get it to spit it out"

Second, OWN had a good chance of making this thing cease its "living" state due to it removing shit like curses. It's more productive than us screaming at it. and OWN is not a crutch, it's a super handy tool. That's like going up to a construction worker and saying "you know there's more than just a hammer right? Hammers are crutches anyway, one you've been using for too long.

Finally, lightning round, turning the hole inside out would do nothing, everything is already destroyed, hitting it with another blackhole would just make it bigger, mind scream wouldn't solve our problems it would just stun him for barely a minute, combining it with something would most likely have a pointless effect. And keep in mind, we're now freezing, dying from radiation, and if we stop our starwalk we're going to be crushed by the gravity.

Now that the earth is destroyed, there's nothing to worry about. An actually smart idea would be to bombard this thing with Dark Stars. Maybe see if there's a dark star form or something where we can bombard this thing with anti-matter. Best first move though would be to jump back into the hole so we don't die in seconds from things that aren't a lack of air (we're immune to that thankfully.) and come up with a plan now that we aren't on a time crunch because we already lost.

>>3485338
Always happy to see your touch on things friend.

Stellar Sunny in Philly Pic.

Excellent Shiloh.

Maybe that bottom right Anon will be him next session.

Blessed by your best

>>3485338
This is awesome anon. Thanks for all your contributions. Sabrina and Anons new suave look were my favorites!

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>>3485168
Alright, so...

The entire population of Earth (and the moon) is gone.
This includes:

>7.5 billion something humans.
>Everyone who was member of the MiB on Earth (Excalibur, etc.).
>All of our allies that fought the Underworld/Hell (Nick Cage, Steve Buscemi, Tim Curry, Fat Tony, "The New Generation", etc).
>All of the parents and families of the kids we could save:
>Emily. Anon's Mom:
>Anon's grandparents.
>Marco's Parents.
>The kid we left with them.
>Jackie's Parents.
>Sabrina's Parents and grandmother.
>Jerry (whatever the name was of the cop that was boyfriend of Anon's mom).
>Every single kid from Echo Creek we couldn't save.
>Dirt Bro.
>Alfonso Doolitle.
>Justin Armberg.
>Brittney Wong.
>Etc.


>An indeterminate amount of aliens and magical creatures living on Earth.
>All of the psychic aliens living on Earth.
>Princess Ponyhead.
>The Sea Trolls.
>Etc.

Who am I missing?

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>>3485820
Also, what can we do to remedy the situation?

>Time Travel / Time Magic.
We know we can somehow affect the past because Glossaryk did so by giving the Soul Vessel Spell to that Mewman lord thousands of years ago or something.
We could use it to go back right after Glossaryk gave the spell to the Black Hole so we can prevent it from killing anyone.

>Destroying the Black Hole.
Even if we figure out a way to change the past we need a way to destroy this freak to stop it from killing everyone.
He's a Magical Space/Time anomaly so I think consulting people knowledgeable on this could be of use.
See: Omnitraxus Prime, Hekapoo, Moon, Wondervon, Luna.
We will probably need a magical method to quirurgically exctract the spell or a massive physical force to remove mass from the Black Hole.

>Recuperating the Life Spell.
Already one of our objectives, but this is a must if we want to fix whatever happened but we can't change the past. It'll help us bring back everyone to life and such.
We also need to figure out a way to get the spell if we kill the Black Hole using non-magical means.

>Recuperating the Souls of the fallen.
If we cannot go back in time/change the past we're gonna need to figure out where to find their souls so we can at least safe-guard them inside our wand until we can think something about it.
The souls could could have been:
Gone into the Void to slowly disintegrate and dissapear.
Taken to Hell by Lucikron's power.
Taken by the Black Hole (can souls escape the pull of a magical sentient Black Hole's gravity?)

If their bodies are gone forever we need to figure out a way to recall their souls.
If they've been taken we need to figure out how to retake them.

Also, I'm not sure if Glossaryk's dead because I don't see Star with her Spellbook.

>>3485338
GOD DAM LET ME GIVE YOU MY MONEY
<SHILOH STATUS: BASED>

If all of the beings in this dimension have souls of dirt then would it be possible to raise dead on all of the matter absorbed by the black hole or at least use it a conduit to place the souls into the wand?

Heres a thought.

A black hole simply crushes and compresses everything it consumes. Does that mean there is a super compressed ball of mass and souls rollong around inside, mashed against a single page of Lunas book?

Would this mass of souls feeding the life spell be giving this black hole its own anti-soul?

Heres my thought.

1. Luna burns some HP to cast an anti-radiation spell of some sort. Inversion or whatever

2. We scissor portal to the core, we can see it and can hop

3. At the core we use Coup De Gras. Taking 20 to hit it with our wand and thus dislodging the soul lump.

4. Soul lump goes into the wand, along with the page.

Not sure after that.
We know the wand can cause a burst of life if we force it to hyper evolve. This will kill us though.

Maybe we can visit Omni and make a case to restore the galaxy somehow. Hes cool.

>>3485338
Also based its always sunny reference

>>3485899
Priority list

1.Survive
2.Get the Spell
3.Get the Souls
4.Kill Black hole
5.Undo its Damage


Oh and we totally should take another shit on Glossy and rat out his ass to the MHC. If only to annoy him.

Fuck you giving us chores grandpa, you killed a huge amount of the galaxy with your asshattery. I'm gonna rat on you to your kids.

>>3485858
>Time Travel / Time Magic.
Nonononononononononono, please don't try to screw with time! The paradoxes you could cause by doing this, encountering our own self, or just rewinding ourself and redoing everything leading to us being trapped in a time loop. Even Mom, the woman who did everything she can in her universe and this one doesn't mess with time. It is a fragile thing that if we screw with we could end up destroying our entire universe. The only way time travel could work out is if we did it like Endgame where we go back in time, grab something like the resurrection spell to revive Luna so she could help us fight the black hole for example then put it back where we found it. That would cause no real paradoxes.

>Destroying the black hole
At this rate if we want to do anything in the earth dimension this is a requirement. Aging him to death forward would most likely cause a mass blast of radiation which is deadly, backwards might cause a new star to form. Considering he just snuffed ours out might not be such a bad idea. Removing his mass somehow would eventually snuff him out. And bombarding him with anti-matter would turn him to pure energy (AKA an explosion) that's the only ways I've found that you can "kill" a blackhole. I'd vote against telling Omni or Hek about this due to them taking the spell which would let us resurrect not just mom, but possibly everyone the blackhole killed.

>Recuperating the Souls of the fallen.
See this is a tough one I'm not entirely sure is possible, earth """souls""" are tricky in how they work. Without a link, it's like finding a hay in a hay stack. Not to mention the chance that with how earth souls work there's a chance there is no "pulling them out of the void" like with someone like Susan if we couldn't find her teeth. If they were somehow sucked into the black hole I'd bet on them being ruined due to how infinitely strong black holes are. But weirder shit's happened.

>>3486530
Literally just ask Omnitraxus if it's possible.
Like, chill out.

We don't even know how to mess with time yet.

>>3486634
ONLY if we secure our spell first. I don't want to have to explain to him why a Black Hole is alive and have him yoink it from us.

>>3487174
>I don't want to have to explain to him why a Black Hole is alive and have him yoink it from us.

Because Glossaryk did it.

That's why.

Hekapoo already knows about the three spells and she's member f the MHC alongside Omni.

>>3487194
yeah, they know ABOUT them, they don't know exactly where they are. Hell, I don't even think they even know we already have one of them.

>>3487204
>>3487204
>yeah, they know ABOUT them, they don't know exactly where they are.
They LITERALLY know what they are.
Glossaryk gave them away.
We told Hekapoo about them.

Do they now we have one of them? No.
But they DO know what they do.

Why do you think Hekapoo was so adamant in that no one should have the power of the third spell?

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Session
START!

Earth...

https://youtu.be/k_Cmp0RahLU

>It was nice while it lasted
>It had so many
>Awful things on it
>Like you at one point
>Maybe we're better off without it?

A: "Maybe we...we're better off..."
>You're sitting on the non-ground, Anon
>In a black void
>Watching earth get slowly compacted
>Into the core of a black hole

>This creature
>Brought to unnatural life
>It wanted to kill all thinking things in the Universe

>You jumped inside it and screamed
>Screamed
>Screamed until the throat of your brain was raw

>That pissed it off
>So much that it finished the deed it set out to do
>With no relish
>Just scarfed earth down in a single gulp
>Then
>It put out the sun

BH: "Yeeeehhahaha! It's so DARK! So~ deliciously muted!"
>It thinks
>It has won

BH: "Ya hear that?! DO YA!? aahhh MI-MI-MI-MI-MI!!!!"
>It sings
>Then stops

BH: "...Nothing?"
>It's tone
>Is expectant
>Jubilant

>There isn't even an echo

>Congrats, Anon
>You're the last human in Earth Dimension

Here's your stats.
Along with your spell list.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1x-wiHAzsNLQDYwVIvPt6m_svTfJ2p74UWX695iC98cU/edit?usp=sharing


>You are currently unaffected by gravity
>You have 46 HP
>The radiation in here is slowly killing you

L: "Anonymous."
A: "Better...are we better?"
>Luna touches your ear
>You freeze
>It hurts
>How soft and ghostly her tiny hand is

L: "Don't. Let. That. Voice. In."
A: "...okay."

>Fine

>>3487217
...cont?

>>3487217
>L: "Don't. Let. That. Voice. In."
Yeah, alright Mom. For you. We got a lot off work to do. Let's head home real quick and heal up. And brain storm with Luna and Wondervan how we can kill this thing and how we can get earth back. We have a lot of time now that this thing has nothing left to destroy. No rush. Let's think of a plan.

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>>3487217
"...Voice?"

>>3487217
Earth blew up.

What happened to THE HOLE?

Is it just... floating in space?

>>3487217
>Dive to the core
>Nat 20 knock its soul out
>consume All The Souls and spell
>flee for home.

>>3487217
>Ask it what it wants to do now that its done anon
>Ask Luna if we can exit this mother fluffer at a different time than we entered.
>Head deeper into the blackhole.

>>3487217
>>3487233
But yeah. Supportin' >>3487232

>>3487232
Agreed, supporting

>>3487217
"Anon your consciousness has expanded. You see the world the way Luna and Glossaryck do now."
"Well, some of it anyway, youll learn."
"And we are you. Literally."

>>3487232
>>3487250
nonnoonononononononononoononononNONONONONONONONONOONONONO OH GOD NO DONT DONTODONTDONTDONT

We cant go home yet
We need to get into its core
We have to get the raise dead back
We have to
Or theres no hope

>>3487257
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ACTUALLY THINKING THROUGH THIS?! THIS BASTARD ALREADY WON, EARTH IS DEAD, WHAT MORE IS THERE TO LOSE IF WE GO HOME AND FIGURE OUT A WAY TO KILL HIM!? WE'RE STILL DYING BY RADIATION, AND WE CAN'T STOP THAT BECAUSE THE ONLY SPELL WE CAN CAST IS STARWALK AND IF WE DON'T WE'RE GOING TO BE SPAGHETTIFIED!

>>3487232
>>3487250
>>3487255
Theres nothing at home that will help with THIS.

Were just gonna get yelled at by our allies and shit.

Cast starwalk on the black hole instead!

>>3487263
Trying to find a black hole in the middle of the universe is hard. Also we have time now, a few rounds.

We could have luna cast inversion on us instead. Lose a bit more HP but maybe our proximity to the Hole will ease it a bit

We have to get the spell now or we will have insane amounts of trouble getting it again.

>>3487261
What the fuck are you talking about? The dead aren't going anywhere, they're dead! Their bodies have already been destroyed. Their souls are in the void, there's literally nothing in the black hole. We've already been in there! It's just a crushing mass that won't even let light escape it.

>>3487267
HEALTH! Time to think where we're not getting fucking cancer! The fuck is Starwalk going to do to it?! There's no other source of gravity to remove it from, we'd most likely just be crushed. At home, we have health, and two people who're actually way smarter than us to help with this. This is out of our limit, we proved that when the earth died! Let's get some HELP!

>>3487272
Nigga, he ain't moving right now. Luna can't cast inversion on us, not only would that take up the remains of our HP, but we wouldn't be able to cast starwalk on ourselves! If anything, if we tried that we'd just cast cruci-crush on ourself and die faster than normal! Rushing into this like barbarians is not the fucking way to go!

>>3487283
Shut the fuck up, jesus.

Going home won't help us deal with this your just wasting precious updates on bitching and uselessness.

>>3487217
Also goodness gracious let Luna cast inversion on our ass already.

>>3487297
support

>>3487297
Stop trying to kill us retard! That will blow us up and cancel Starwalk! We'll be crushed by the fucking Black Hole, STOP BEING RETARDED! STOP IT!

>>3487299
>>3487297
Inversion is a self-cast spell.

Also, we're already low on health.

Luna castin a spell on us would be very deterimental to our remianing health.

Also, we cannot cast inversion without decasting Starwalk, which would make the gravity of the Black Hole affect us.

Retreating *could* be the right choice.
We don't know if it even has a soul we can punch out, and we could use the health-

>>3487312
We can take the hit on health if it stops the radiation which will only get stronger as we approach the core

>>3487314
>We can take the hit on health
You don't know how much health would Luna casting some unknown shield spell on us might take from us.

Luna might.

She might also have no such spell.

>>3487312
theres like nothing for us in the hole that would help us fight something like that aside from hp, plus we would be exposing more beings to the thing for it to quickly vanquish, and im pretty sure we wouldnt be able to stop/intercept it in time

>>3487322
>theres like nothing for us in the hole that would help us fight something like that aside from hp

There's Wondervon and Luna.
We can retreat to make sure we have a plan to beat it before it kills us.

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>>3487314
Did you miss the part where it decasts Star Walk? That would lead to us being stretched until our body is pulled apart.

>>3487322
Did you miss the part where he's done with his "destiny"? Earth was the last planet on his list, now he's just sitting around enjoying the silence. He's not going anywhere.

>>3487217
Oh, also Anon.

Your mother, Emily, is dead.

Also she's probably in Hell because of the Hell-Collar thing.
is that how they worked?

Just saying.

Yall are dumbasses, and I guess we die like this.

>>3487342
I thought she was with us in THE HOLE? If not, then yeah she's 100% fucked and her soul is with Lucikron. Gotta go figure that out.

>>3487299
>>3487337
>>3487335
i want to change my support to the retreating to the hole then, lets see if we can get some aces up

>>3487344
you got a better plan fuckin nerd?

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>>3487229
>>3487234

A: "Yeah. Yeah good question. Wait."
>Anon spits
>Shakes his head
>The spit accelerates into a molecule thin strip and zooms to the core

A: "Who's ASKING that!?"
>Luna looks away
>Her eyes listless

L: "My entrance to your world is gone."
>She touches your tip
>The tip of your wand
L: "This is the only gate left."

A: " I don't..."

>>3487301
>>3487301
When Luna has cast magic it has been independent of Anonymous. Dealing damage to him directly but not taking up his "Focus" or active casting ability.

It could in theory be done.


A: "I..."

>The votes

Currently tied at 3 v 3

>Go home and regroup
>Go for the core now

>Anon needs to make a choice


HOW ABOUT CHOOSING YOUR +20 WILL FEAT!?

A: "Now. ISN'T THE FUCKING TIME!"
L: "It's a stall."

cont

>>3487351
>Have luna cast inversion shield on us and go get our spell. Duh.

>>3487354
Luna Cast and go for the core
Only way out is through

>>3487354
Second Verse, same as the first.

>Go for the hole.

>>3487362
The center of the blackhole.

Also now is the perfect time for perks.

>>3487354
Fuck the black hole. It's not going anywhere anytime soon.

Go home and plan. We can talk to Wondervon to figure shit out.

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>>3487354
>>3487354

>Anon is tearing up again
>He's overwhelmed
>Crushed

A: "Mom I-..."
>He doesn't know

A: "I don't think I can fix this."

>He needs help

L: "You need your mommy."
>She's there
>Holding you

L: "We can leave this place."
A: "How can we find it? Space is so big a-...an it's so dark now."
L: "Darling. If it's all there is. We should find it just fine."

>You don't -have- to run
A: "I NEED to fix this. I can't just..."
>Anon looks to the core

>Clenches his teeth
A: "I can't lose without taking a PIECE out of him."

>Allow me
L: "Make your own choice."

>To Assist

A: "My brain's so fucking loud."

BH: "Hey..."
>It speaks

BH: "Who said that?"
>It can still hear you

BH: "Who!?"
>The black hole reels
>Makes a gravity well that sends stars in a spiral around it

BH: "I heard that!"
A: "Bitch?"
BH: "I. HEAR. THAT! WHERE ARE YOU!?"

cont

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>>3487379
>>3487379

>It can't tell what's inside of it

BH: "Where!?"


ANONYMOUS TAKES ANOTHER 15 RADIATION DAMAGE

>35 left

What do, kiddo?
Make a call.

A: "I want something to make sure I can find it. I want to make sure this thing remembers a storm is comin' for it's NUTS."

>You heard the man
>Help him.

>>3487351
>>3487351

With support shifted

A: "...but I can't kill him."
>You shake
>With powerless fury
A: "Fucking shit I want to kill him."
L: "You're beautiful."

>Luna is holding your jaw up
L: "Look up. Dry those eyes."
>Oh I see what you're doing

L: "The need for revenge."
>You bitch

L: "Makes us our most powerful."
>Luna
>Smiles

L: "Spit in this disaster's eye. Then. We away."
>She floats
>Into you
>Settling a pink aura around your body
>For light
>That doesn't seem to be affected by gravity

L: "To plan a murder most foul."


What do for Anon's petty hatred?

>Take at least one swing at the core
>Everything you've got
>World Star


>Torment it with some more noise
>Maybe add in sounds from THE HOLE to rattle it

>Sacrifice
>For the seducing hatred
>Anon will sacrifice one named soul in his wand
>To add them into the core
>If he does this he will be able to track the black hole no matter where it runs
>This could infect and warp both parties however.


What do?

>>3487385
>SACRIFICE JOHN, THE DAMN BASTARD

>>3487385
>>This could infect and warp both parties however.

What does this mean?

That THE hole would be able to track him back?

>>3487385
Urgh, this was dumb.

You guys are full of fail.

>>3487385
>>3487391
John would FINALLY be useful for once, dew it

>>3487392
>>3487391
>>3487396

No. Wait.

What does "infect and warp both parties" mean.

I don't want some bullshit thing happenign like John taking over the BH or partnering with him.

>>3487391
His heart stopped. Wouldn't he have been ripped out of our control and dragged to hell?

Eh
Dumbness
Pussed out like a bitch at the first sign of trouble
Now the world stays blown up
Nice work guys

>>3487399
what other souls do we have that we could sacrifice him with

>>3487385
>Torment it with more noise
"HEY, IT'S ME, I'M NOT DEAD, WANNA HEAR THE MOST ANNOYING SOUND IN THE WORLD?! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs

>>3487399
Dude, imagine if that happens we could get Grate to infect him? Grate Black Hole Formado?

>>3487288
Nice rebuttal

>>3487385
Sacrifice

>>3487401
Naw, he's still in our Wand.
Being never-endingly tortured by our countless number of souls.