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>>3566925
>>3566925

To specify. This is the "FRENEMIES IN HIGH PLACES" edition.

Bless.

>>3566925
>Knowing you're just a mortal human
That's a bit up in the air, and will get even farther up with time. Especially the mortal part.

> L: "He does not act like a prince."
We're not entirely peak royalty ourselves.

>Trolls
Fuck it, violence seems to be the only answer these people understand. And we lead by example. Why don't we go ghost, sneak under the trolls, then sandwich them between our army and ourselves? Or maybe jump in the middle of their forces and massacre wave form them. Or better yet, sho them off like the strays they are. I'm open to ideas really.

>>3566925
>Visit Shiloh and tell her we are going on a very special murder mission where she gets to show us if she is worthy of our attentions

>summon Wudo and ask him who he is talking to and ask him what is the monsters version of Mewni History.

>summon the monsters for a round table. Allow them to voice any issues they have openly and freely.

>once that is handled inform them the Trolls may mount an attack soon.

>revive Leatherface's corpse with Jumping Jacks soul and set it loose on the trolls with a few massacre waves. Maybe ask luna about creating some sort of fear aura field enchantment on the castle.

>with the trolls occupied by that we visit the giants.

>>3566951
Put 2 will into LeatherJack, call it the Creeper and give KK 2 more. +15 will is fine to operate with. Leave KK to hold the castle.

>>3566925
Royalty is something you grow into and Tom has never had a chance to actually get put from under his parents shadow. He did, once, when we connected with him and he told his dad to fuck off. Tom has never been challenged and also never given to space to try and work for it. Why hes so gung ho for this little adventure. Hes looking to make his mark.

>>3566925
Aren't Trolls weak to Fire damage? Just go Combustion Form on they ass.

>>3567003
I feel like that pulls risk of the old "DM changes elemental weakness to fuck over meta-gamers" trick. Trolls are the poster child of that. Worth a shot tho.

>>3566951
Support
Then fire form to scare away the trollz

>>3566925
You started the second i left my house

>>3567010
This had never happened and meta knowledge is a literal real thing in this quest we should be using.

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>>3566951
>>3566951
Fair warnings about this.

Not addressing the problem at hand.
In exchange for all this time spent "Conferencing"

Will lead to your enemies acting before you.
Consider this carefully in times of conflict.

Also.

>Leatherteeth's Corpse

There is nothing left of the Skin Dragon but his core. The Stillborn dragon egg. Who's properties are as of yet unknown.

That being said.

>We have a tie

Between FACING THE TROLLS YOURSELF
2 votes

and

MEETINGS AND MUTTERINGS
2 votes

A: "mm...we have problems here already."
>Killa Kente
>Your general
>Master of War and Ruin

>Approaches
>He speaks into your mind

KK: "Enemies will always be present my king. We will also always have goals."
A: "I have no fucking interest in delegating this. I just wanted to conference with my monsters. Get my forces ready."
KK: "If you face deh trolls yourself. In aneh form. I know not of dere culture but I know what dey will do."

A: "What?"
KK: "Retreat."
A: "How do you know that?"
KK: "Dey are only aggressive just before or after you arrive. They do not attack small parties that hunt or deh children."
A: "So?"

KK: "So dey avoiding you. Even avoiding your anger by picking fair but winnable fights."

>Susan
>Approaches
>Sword raised

Su: "So wets fuck dem Shidewaysh."
>Killa
>Opens his red pupils wide
>In shock

KK: "I agree wit Susan."

>Anon picks
>The Hybrid Option


cont

>>3566925
Aaaagh, signal and time for response is ass while at work.

Supporting
>>3566951
>>3566955

>Massacre Wave
You know, a classic tactic in Tower Defense games is to slow the progress of your enemies as they approach. If there's nothing of value between the walls and where the trolls are, why not terraform it using our ExoForm transformations... Do we also still have that Monster Worm available that we were originally using for mining? Perhaps using it for an unexpected pit trap followed by gorging on buried trolls may be worth while tactic?

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>>3567114
>>3567114

A: "I'm having my meeting. The trolls need to be fuckin' dealt with. They need to be engaged BEFORE they get a chance to attack us so..."

>You see
>Tom

A: "...Hey, Hot stuff."
T: "Wha?"
A: "Wanna murder a bunch of Trolls?"
T: "Are they sinners?"
A: "They're trespassers."

>Tom
>Explodes
>Then flies out of the window

T: "RENDER UNTO THE LAW WITH IS THE LAW'S DOMAIN. SUBMIT TO YOUR LORDS OR BE STRUCK DOWN BY THEIR FURY IN RIGHTEOUSNESS."

>You hear screams of Trollish Agony outside
???: "AH! Fire! Already!?"

???: "Hold fast! It's not the Sorcerer! Just a demon!"

???: " -Just- a demon he says! No water cooler breaks he says!"

???: "SHUT UP, BOOFO! Hold the line! USE YOUR STONE ARROWS."

>The Battle Begins to rage
>With the Trolls caught unawares

A: "Nice."
Su: "So what now?"

A: "Meeting time."


YOU HAVE TIME FOR TWO ITEMS BEFORE THE TROLLS RETREAT OR POSSIBLY OVERWHELM TOM

Which can be.

>An announcement
>Hearing a major issue
>Assigning new Tasks to the Monsters/Undead/Your minions


>Everyone arrives in the main hall

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH PLACES TO SIT
>The Servant skeletons see this
>Then becomes places to sit

BONE OFFICE ACTIVATE

What do?

>>3567123
Lets hear there issues
Then go out and deal with the trolls ourself talk with them then we can fight them

>>3567144
Sure, this, support.

>>3567123
>>3567144
ye i guess

>>3567123
>Hear a Major Issue

>Assist with Trolls
They're an immediate threat... We want to show our subjects we're capable and willing to protect them and not just enslaving them.

>>3567123
Explain the situation to the Monsters. Get them and the Skeletons ready.

Are all the monsters here? The babies and kids should stay inside the castle. I hope the battle against the cave monster alongside the skeletons helped them find a way to work together with the skeletons.

Have Shiloh and Susan follow your lead. Gotta make clear we're all workign together.

Killa Kente is on Raise Dead duty for any Trolls we down.

Get your Skeletons ready.

How is Jackie?
Sabrina is back at the party, right?

>>3567169
... These are a lot of good points too...

>>3567123
>announcement
>tell the group that we hear their concerns and reiterate that they are free here and that Shiloh is thier leader to us, but that the dead are always listening if they have private concerns. Also that Shilohs collar is a personal matter that she may explain if she choses. Lastly remind them we are running lean and to bear that in mind. They are not slaves, this is their castle as much as it is ours and everyone has a voice.

>after that let them speak and give input so we can make sure shiloh manages right.

>beam a little thought to Shiloh. "Try and kill my people again and youll get no headpats when I get back. "

>>3567169
I think its important, given the uncertainty and fear expressed by the monsters, that we reinforce that this is their home if they chose. The door is open with the only condition is to erase their memory of this place and only that. All we ask is they act civilized, contribute and not try to murder each other. This is a new place, different and safe where the dead and living exist in harmony and that none should live in fear.

>>3567169
>Killa Kente on Raise Dead duty
>with Trolls
We had a hard enough time trying to Raise Dead that one giant skull in Castle Avarius. You really think Killa Kente is gonna manage a bunch of just-recently deceased Trolls that still have their flesh on 'em?

>>3567240
Can always pump his ass with more will

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>Hear an issue
>Then go get your hands dirty

>Your breathing is deep
>Short
>Labored

>Your eyes dart around
>You bite your lip

>>3567169
>Then
>Smile

A: "We're under attack."
>You say to the congregation

A: "I'm going to hear from you all. For one. Thing."
>You raise a finger

A: "Then I need to go out there and make these Mountain Mooks eat foot."
>Muscles makes a fist

A: "My fist's foot."

>The monsters look to one another
>They are afraid
>Still
>The skeletons roll under them
>Feeling your will
>Knowing you want them to keep the children safe


A: "Well?"
>They get one
>Then you have more business
>More
>Work

>Shiloh speaks up
Sh: "We don't like being watched."

>All the standing Skeles
>Look at her
>Burning into her
>For the Audacity

Sh: "We know the undead spy on us. We feel it on our necks. We can hunt for ourselves. We can care for this place. It's our home too. Isn't it?"
>Her mask is on
>And it
>Is flawless

Sh: "Watch us less. Trust us. So we can do what we need to in peace."

A: "I've heard you."
>Not even a blink from her
>The other monster stare
>They think she's so brave

>You can hear her mind

Sh: "Watch me all you like. I have no secrets from you."

>The monsters still radiate uncertainty
>They await to see
>If you'll punish her
>For asking that of you

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>>3567254
>>3567254

>You get up
>Crack your neck

A: "Come, Shiloh. Susan. Killa."

>All three
>Of the Killers

A: "You're with me."
Pe: "No! Wait! The trolls! You can take them but Shiloh's just another Monster! Let me go-"

Shi: "Petrya."
>She cuts her off
>With venom

L: "Dual purposed."

Sh: "I'll survive. I promise."
Wu: "What a way to go."

A: "I will consider your request. The undead aren't just spies. They're listening for your requests. Respect that. Treat each other well."

L: "The slime girl. She's the one who hasn't shown herself."

A: "She's the fat one."
>You throw open the castle doors

A: "Not sure I care -that- much."


cont

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>>3567254
>>3567256

BEFORE YOU LIES THE BATTLEFIELD

KK: "I will make their dead. Ours."
Su: "Smash em. BWASH EM. SKIN EM AWIVE!"

100 TROLLS ARE ON THE FIELD

>Tom's Combat roll is 98 as an elite leader unit
>The trolls
>97

https://youtu.be/gkhwK6Wlod8

>FIRE
>RAINS
>but so do HORSE SIZED BOULDERS

>Tom is a comet of rage
>He
>Looks happy
>The stones melt
>Or explode from his breath
>Some he smashes with his forehead
>If any troll breaks line

>He burns even their bones into screaming cinders
>Then swallows their soul

>His horns curl a little

T: "ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE!"
>They are holding him off
>Almost equaling him
>With sheer volume of projectiles
>Mixing up their angles

>You are here now

L: "Their hope is gone. Show them why."


>WHAT DO!?

>>3567260
Time to show them who's the real boss around here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_-wbPEHT5k
Flame on! Burn these bastards to a crisp with combustion form. Two flames burning at once, side by side.

>>3567260
Let them see our majesty
>Fury of the Burning Heart Exoform

LET THE KINGS RADIENCE SHINE ON ALL TO FEAR FOREVER

And I guess steal all their stats and leave them fearful and weak.


We dont want to kill them too badly, we want them to decide they were wrong to oppose us in the first place.

Make them kneel.


>as a free action have one of the undead hand a note to Petra

"Shiloh is not being punished, she can tell you if she wants. I trust her. If you want privacy do things in private or ask the undead to shoo. "

>>3567260
You know what? Supporting >>3567280

As an aside, Fury of the Burning heart is just OWN and Massacre wave.

We habe enough will to start adding a third combo spell in there.

Like Fury and Raise dead could literally mass raise a battlefield full of corpses into zombies

Fury and Blood for vblood as mass life steal or just drains con points directly

Fury and Perfect Vessel might be a better mind swap or something .


If anon ever gets a quiet moment we should work with Luna and work out our full spell list

>>3567260
Show them they are overwhelmed.

I doubt they will kneel until we cut the head of the snake (so to speak) but we can at least make them retreat.

>>3567280
Kinda against talking to Petra about Shiloh. I don't want to compromise her mask. Better for them to see us as a fair but stright ruler than a lenient one.
Still, we need not be cruel to them.

>>3567315
>>3567280
>>3567293
I'd suggest Raise Dead or Combustion Exoform. We don't really know what FotBH Exoform does and It might be a bit dangerous to try.

We know the Trolls have fear for the magic of the Mewman lord and are weak to fire so we could exploit these Exoforms to our advantage in breaking their morale.

I'd also like to try Dream Eater.

>>3567332
The Forms are a bit safe to try out for a moment. Bloodfeast is even okay so long as we dont indulge in his hunger.

The fury spell allows us to swap stats, its likely maybe that the exo form embodies envy and allows us to simply take on our opponents stats.

I wonder if the gigaform also benefits from the blessing. We will do extra damage as these fucks are in our way of getting to hell and then getting that fine demon booty.

Keep im mind too, that when we cast Fury last time shone like a golden god. That spell in physical form has got to have equal majesty and right now thats what everyone has to see from us.

We can crush and kill these trolls but thats Tyrant level and we need allies, not slaves. Trolls have to understand that they are better with us than agaisnt us.

>>3567332
The issue with Shiloh is she is supposed to be the spokesdog of the monsters and the collar is compromising her impartiality and making them nervous.

Then again it is a fair point, better feared than loved.

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>>3567345
They believe in her however, they consider it brave for her to speak up against us despite her collar.

We can use that to our advantage, show her as uncompromised and "on their side" AND we can demonstrate ourselves to be a merciful ruler by accepting her "proposal" while still demonstrably having power over her.

Kinda like how Ainz uses the Momon persona he created to both control, and keep the people of E-Rantel on his side,as well as a pathway to make the people start trusting him, Ainz..

>>3567260
>>3567280
Ye, not supporting the note

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ANOTHER tie.

Why.
If we were in the olden days. This fight would be RIDDLED with special events.

Instead.
There's just you.
Anonymous.

>Tie between FURY OF THE BURNING HEART
>Show them your power
2 votes

and

>COMBUSTION MODE
>To bring double the dire fire
2 votes

>Anon
>Decides

>Blending his options once again

A: "Ready, Muscles?"
>Muscles
>Is always ready
>These fools don't count as against his mission of booty
>Butt
>Cheeks must still be clapped

>SWOSHOSHOSHOSHCLANG!

>You stand
>hand up
>To catch your Wand

>You play
>Then become your Mix tape.

A: " https://youtu.be/cRJ2M69-d94?t=32 "

>YOUR CHEST SPLITS OPEN
>YOUR EYES BLAZE
>YOUR THROAT SPEWS COAL

>You are Fire
>ANON TAKES ON COMBUSTION FORM
>You don't think you can fly like this
>You can however

>Explode the ground

>KERABABKABOOOOM!
>You launch into the sky
>Raise your first
>Then grab your crotch
>Which is also a mouth full of fire and white teeth

A: "AAAHAHAHAHA!"
>This form never got it's own name
>Despite you using it once before

>With it's towering body
>Horned Eyebrows of Fire
>Chest mouth
>and Pure flame energy


cont

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>>3567413


T: "Anon!?"
A: "That's...uh yeah! It's me! Lookin' HOTTER THAN EVER!"

T: "Oh YeAH! Let's TAG TEAM THIS PETULANT MEAT."

>Anon decided
>He fights for other reasons

A: "You WISH!"
T: "Wh-wha?"
A: "This is my castle! These are my people. The trolls need to be taught a lesson! I'M GONNA FIRE FLEX ON EM. I FIGHT TO SHOW MY POWER!"




>The trolls
>Hear your voice

???: "It's him!"
???: "The sorcerer!"
???: "Where's Barkus! We need orders!"

>Their leader is scarce

A: "BEHOLD, BITCHES!"

>Tom is left behind
>Not your team mate
>Merely another fighter on your battlefield

T: "Oh. You wanna flex? THEN FLEX. OFF."
>Tom flies up besides you

https://youtu.be/WTFldH4v7MU

>As he burns so bright
>The Sky
>Darkens

T: "I am the Prince of Darkness. Soon master of the Pit. You skeezoids are the wayward ships. Caught in -my- storm."
>He smirks at you
T: "Not some Generalist Warlock."

>Tom
>Snaps

A TORNADO OF FIRE PLUMMETS FROM HEAVEN

>Tom has read your signal
>To mean you want to compete


WHAT DO!?

>There is a team of trolls sending boulders at you
>A huge Troll commanding smaller ones forward
>A group playing music and bearing Flags

What group do you attack?
How do you compete with fucking Tom on fire magic!?

GO!

>>3567419
>T: "I am the Prince of Darkness. Soon master of the Pit. You skeezoids are the wayward ships. Caught in -my- storm."

"AND I AM THE PRINCE OF DEFIANCE, MASTER OF TWO UNIVERSES, SON OF LUNA, DEFILER OF FATE, AND WRECKER OF YOUR SHIT!"
Grab one of the boulders and melt them into magma balls then throw them at the commanding trolls.

>>3567419
GODZILLA NUCLEAR MELTDOWN STRIDE

TOM IS THE RAGE, WE ARE THE KING

BURN SO HOT THE VERY AIR IGNITES, THE FLESH DRIPS FROM BONE LIKE WAX AND THE GROUND RETURNS TO MOLTEN PRIMAL FURY.

https://youtu.be/T40qm_YWD-U

"WE ARE THE KING. MASTER OF THIS LAND AND ALL WHO TRESPASS WILL KNOW MY BURNING FUCK. RUN COWARDS. RUN BEFORE YOUR BURNING GOD".

SLOW WALK TO THE MUSICIANS SO ALL THEY HEAR IS US SPITTING LITERAL AND LYRICAL FIRE

>>3567442
>How do you compete with fucking Tom on fire magic!?
That's ok, but do we have an actual plan?

Yeah, ok he's clearly a specialist. but that doesn't mean we can't pull a few tricks ourselves.

Tom seems to be dealing with the main force.

>>3567419
>>A huge Troll commanding smaller ones forward
Go for the head. As soon as the trolls lose their leader we can brak their morale and route them.

Our true purpose is not to kill all of the trolls but to convince them it's easier and far more rewarding to work with us than against us. But to do that we must prove our superiority over them.

Clear the way for Shiloh, Susan and KK to get to the big troll, then we can all engage hima t once.

>>3567449
Tom is having a flex off. We are trying to put out a massive.show of force. This isn't a big battle. Counting coup is more apt. Going for the leader is really poor form and could lead to real open conflict. Burning some musicans on a massive show of force that one ups tom is ideal. This is establishing the pecking order in the land. Theyll kill some.skeles, we get some of thier foot soliders. A solid.show of strenght on both sides with a final "we can easily bring this to bear for real if you dont fuck off" sends the message.

We do well enough they should invite us to a formal alliance thing as the ownership of webhollow has been settled.

Does anyone remember the information for combustion form? what can we do?

>>3567464
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=drivesdk

Heres the charecter sheet. We havent done combustion form yet I think.

Using their wisdom to control the elements, the spellcaster can create fire out of magic to burn his
enemies or heat up their environment.
● Does Elemental Fire Damage and applies a Burn DOT effect at the end of every turn.
● Creatures with Elemental Fire Immunity will be completely unaffected by Combustion.
Combustion DC Check : WIS Spellpower ≥ Target AC
Combustion Total Damage : WIS SpellPower + Burn DOT
Combustion Burn DOT : ¼ * WIS SpellPower
● CON save must be rolled every turn until successful to remove the Burn DOT effect.
○ First-hand magical flames created by the spell will not harm the caster.
○ Second-hand fires started by Combustion via igniting objects and creatures are
non-magical and will burn the caster if touched.
Combustion Burn DOT Effect Removal : CON check ≥ WIS SpellPower
● Critical Failure (Nat 1) while attempting to cast Combustion results in an explosion.
○ Everyone in the AoE of the explosion must do a DEX save against the caster’s WIS
SpellPower, including the caster.
○ Successful save takes WIS SP in damage.
○ Failed Save takes double WIS SP in damage.
● Creatures with Elemental Fire Immunity will still be hurt by the explosion.
Combustion Explosion Damage Reduction : DEX check ≥ Casters WIS SpellPower

>>3567471
we did back when we went to claim the first "stolen" spell. We used it as a light source when we first entered the castle.

>>3567471
>This form never got it's own name
>Despite you using it once before

It's stated in the this post.

>>3567419
>Compete
Hahahaha!! Yes.
just don't compare him to Marco... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>What Group
The music fuckers. NO ONE plays harder than we do.

>>3567419
Fight the large one giving orders. Not the musicians and standard-bearer. Crush the strongest one.

>>3567498
>>3567488
We never gave combustion form a name in thread 14 and all we were told is that it gave us immunity to fire.

>Whoosh
>You are flaming now

>No, forilly
>You are a series of biological Jet engines
>With a white hot core
>Which is one big smiling cage of teeth
>Your own face has become a smile of tusk-like teeth
>Horns
>Made of flame

A: "Hot...Damn."

>YOU ARE IMMUNE TO FIRE IN THIS STATE
>You grab the d-

>Oh
>Shit
>No fingers
>Just BURNING JET POWERED BATTERING RAMS

>So Anon
>PAWNCHES the doors
>They collapse inward, spraying hot Tar all over the courtyard and grass

>You turn away from the entrance
>To FLEX
>Which blasts smoke and fire from your chest-mouth

>>3567419
Can we be breath fire in this form? Is that a thing it can do? Do we render people into ash with our punches? Do we spit yoga fire? Kinda need to know capabilities to plan cool stuff.

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>>3567565
>>3567565
>>3567547
>>3567471

-Ahem-

IN COMBUSTION FORM

YOU DEAL STRENGTH+WISDOM DAMAGE WITH ALL MELEE PUNCHES

AND FIRE BASED PROJECTILE MAGIC

Which can be in the form of...

>FLAME AURAS (UP TO 50 FEET AROUND ANONYMOUS)
>FIRE BALLS (Thrown with STRENGTH checks and explode on impact)

and

>ROCKET POWERED EXPLOSIVE PUNCHES

And yes
>You can breathe fire
>From all three Mouths

As for rest

>YOU ARE IMMUNE TO FIRE DAMAGE
>YOU IGNORE FIRE DAMAGE IMMUNITY (By 1 stage. IE Immune becomes Resistant (1/2 damage) and Resistant becomes normal 1x damage.)

and uh

CREATURES WEAK TO FIRE DO NOT TAKE DOUBLE DAMAGE FROM YOU

They take Tripple. X3.





As for your attack...


A: "BIG TALK."

>You see the boulders coming for you

>YOU CATCH ONE IN YOUR TEETH
>The Chest teeth
>THEN ANOTHER
>With your mouth
>THEN ANOTHER

>With you know what


>Then

>YOU BLAST THEM ALL
>At the big Fucker Giving Orders

A: "I PREFER BIG HITS! SUCK ON THIS ONE WIDELOAD!"


NAME HIM. NAME THE MEISTER OF FLAME.

ALSO


>Roll
>STRENGTH!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3567625

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3567625
Isnt it 6x vs trolls from Muscles dealing base double damage?

Also name this dude Pyrogre

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>>3567633
>just

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3567625
Watch this roll baby

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3567625
I'M MISTER GREEN CHRISTMAS, I'M MISTER 101! I'M MISTER HEAT BLISTER! I'M MISTER GOLDEN SUN! I'M TOO MUCH!

Rolled 5 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>3567625
I dunno, but I want the prefix "Pyro" in there somewhere.

>>3567633
>>3567642
>:sweatdrops:
Heaven or Hell. Let's Rock.

>>3567642
Alternatively, just call him Heatblast for the sick Ben Ten reference.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3567625

>>3567625
>>3567644
Swapping to support GOLDEN SUN

>>3567625
Wildfire
Firestarter (Steven King Reference)
Pyro

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3567625
Supportan >>3567642

>>3567689
Golden Sun is a blessed name. Praise be to the new god of fire.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3567625
IN THE NAME OF FIRE, LET THERE BE BURNING!

>>3567625
Golden Sun is awesome do it.

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Rolled 3 (1d8)

>Golden
>Sun

>Winks at Tom

https://youtu.be/Apc3MdW_LdM

GS: "Soak it in, Pinky. Maybe you'll tan better."


>As you decree it

SO DO THE FLAMES
BURN BRIGHTER

>Your burning head of hair
>Is now a Golden Molten Mane

>You send rocketing death at the leader of these Barbaric, Suicidal Fools


Now let's see how you rolled.

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>>3567640
>>3567640

We watch.

We are unamused.


>9

>>3567642
+2!
>>3567633
-2...

>>3567689
+2!

>It stays even
>What a ride

9+15 = 24!

>The Trollish Warlord sees your blobs of Magma incoming
>He grimmaces
>Sucks in his lips


>Then Licks his hand

Warlord Gromushka: "Gromushka. Don't."

>HE SLAPS THE FIREBOULDERS AWAK

WG: "Play DAT!"


>Tom
>Snaps
>A demon appears beside him

D: "Point. Master Tom."

>His fire tornado is fucking shit up
>Trolls are being sucked into the air


>Down Below

https://youtu.be/rr9J-yyu-Do

>KillaKente has an 83 on combat roll
>Skeletons move in formation behind him
>As gigantic beasts swing tree-trunk arms at him
>He simply
>Walks
>Forward

>Guns Blazing

>BRRAKAKAKAK

KK: "Aim forah deh HEADS! Feenesh wit explosave Ordinance. Focus on deh ranged fightahs! Keep our Lord Safe!"

>He dodges a Cleaver
>Rolls
>Pops two young trolls in the mouth with his side arm

>A big boi Comes up behind him
>BOTH FISTS RAISED

>When His legs explode off like twigs caught in a storm

SU: "I SHAID! SMAYUSH!"

>Susan
>With a fuckin' 60 on combat
>She reaches into the fucker's chest
>Pulls out a heart

SU: RRRAAAHHHH!"

>Then drop kicks somebody else
>Who's skull smashes the teeth of another troll
>One bites her leg

SU: "AH! Oh. Okay!"
>She quite cleanly
>Kicks them in the nose
>Until their bridge breaches their brain

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>>3567884


>Shiloh rushes in from behind
>A cookie cutter in each hand
>Like brass Knuckles
>She slices into green flesh
>Gets punted into the air
>She rights
>Catches a boulder
>Flips
>Yelps

>But when a Troll gets beneath her
>Axe ready to smash her like a Cricket ball
>Her eyes
>Go blank
>Listless
>She
>Smiles

Sh: "I'LL MAKE YOU BEAUTIFUL. INSIDE AND OUT. THEN MAKE YOU DELICIOUS. FOR ANONYMOUS."

>She lands in his open mouth
>And it becomes
>A fountain
>Blood

Tr: "HHFSOSDFFDHHDH!"
Sh: "Just slice thin. Cut once. Away from the body. Make sure to use high heat. Or it'll burn haha! IT'LL BURN!"


cont

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>>3567884

>Tom
>Chuckles

T: "Fancy Forms. I -am- fire, Dude. Score's 1-0. All me."

>He rubs his hands together

T: "Now watch this neat trick."
>He knife hands

>At the Band

T: "GET OFF THE STAGE!"

>Their instruments
>Heat up
>The Wooden ones
>BURN
>The Metal ones
>Turn to glowing hot torture devices
>Lips fuse
>They jump and scream like stuck pigs

T: "I only like Numetal and Ska anyways."


WHAT DO TO TRUMP THAT!?

>>3567891
>TAKE THE STRINGS FORM
>Make the opposing army "Go Fuck themselves to death"

>>3567891
"Yo, that's cool'n all. But check out my mix tape. It's fire."

Have some skeles play our mix tape while dance fighting some trolls.

>>3567912
>dancing is a dex, one of anons shittiest stats
Why would we do this?

>>3567917
>Implying it's not a CHA roll

>>3567921
Just because you got the bark (CHA) don't mean you got the bite (DEX)

>>3567891
Moltan Slag bowling. Get the biggest boulders we can, turn'em into lava balls, and aim for a strike / knocking down as many pins as we can. Tom's clearly into games, perhaps this is up his alley

>>3567921
Why would we even use our shit stats when trying to impress our demon friend.

Burning them to death is okay because theyre weak to fire but theyre dumb trolls. Using our fucking GALAXY BRAIN to turn the battlefield into mass sexual chaos not only breaks morale to shit, not only makes it easier for our people to mop them up.... its literally funny as hell.

>>3567888
Supportan >>3567935

>>3567940
Because we're in a fire competition with Tom.
Do you seriously wanna bitch out and let Tom win, just like that?

>>3567940
>ERP shit
I'd rather surrender. That said.

>>3567935
This seems like a fun alternative. Play our mix tape still though. It's fire.

>>3567949
>>3567935
>>3567891


Okay, fair point, but consider this.


Instead of using bowling balls we use our own form. We are a literal jet engine that projects a 50 foot radius of firey death.

>go very fast through their ranks, burning and biting through everything troll. Stop and take a bite of Shilohs cooking, alive as it screams.

>>3567959
>Pussing out on the fire off with Tom
>Too many words for OWN form
>Not even accounting how higher than our level the trolls need to be for us to even have that special effect

>>3567964
No sorry, i meant USE OUR OWN COMBUSTION BODY instead of boulders.

>>3567959
Seems fun ... But the Jets could also be used to rocket propel the boulders. I dunno... I like the idea of them tossing us Ammo we eventually use against them >:)

>>3567973
>Throwing away style points of bowling

>>3567973
>[X] Quick Clean Results
>[ ] Style

>>3567978
Boulders dont do double damage like muscles can, no?

They'll also stop throwing them once they see we will just toss them.back.

Also want to show our people that we get our hands dirty too, not sit back like a pampered boss.

Plus we have teeth, boulders dont. Curshed is one thing, eaten alive and screaming is another.

>>3567998
If you wanted to eat people you should've turned Bloodfeast. Also Muscles doesn't do extra damage. It's all fire. And lava balls have fire damage on them. And we're still getting our hands dirty, we're just throwing in some style also.

>>3567998
Relax a little anon... Heck, if we weren't in exo form ... I'd say darken the skies, turn up the music, and black-light up the battlefield like one of those midnight bowling events.

>>3567891
I do power, not finesse.

>Atomic pelvic thrust into enemy back line (aka bowling)
>Also play our mix tape.
>Tell him his taste is excellent.

Reminder we're not trying to kill them all.

We could use their manpower, and their regenerative abilities qnd thoughness would be useful if we kept them alive.

Plus happy living trolls make more happy trolls.

>>3568007
Muscles does double damage to those in our way and these troll are keeping us from getting on with it.

>eating people isnt stylish.
Said no one ever.

>>3568046
This Anon is correct. We arent going for a goofball slaughter victory, we are going for a moralw victory.

Mowing them down as a ball of fire and.gnashing teeth that melts whatever is nearby is terrifying.

It also deals 6x damage. (2x from muscles blessing and 3x from fire damage vulnerbailtiy)

>>3568066
It doesn't count smart guy.

>Muscles
>Is always ready
>These fools don't count as against his mission of booty
>Butt
>Cheeks must still be clapped

>>3567891
SKA is dope as fuck though.
Tom got good taste

>adding to raise the band and start playing some dope ska

https://youtu.be/edZVJW0pcWo

>>3568073
They might if we get literally in their way

>>3568093
Then we're in their way, they're not in our way.

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>There aren't a lot of boulders in the air anymore
>Killa
>Susan
>Even Shiloh

>Are cleaning the rocks of Troll life down on the field

>All of them broke 50 on their combat rolls
>The Trollish horde got 9
>Even with Advantage

>You and Tom Stand above it all
>Wreaking havoc on them

A: "Ska? You dig Reel Big Fish?"
T: "Psh. Surface level. I do the Bosstones. Some -wild- cover bands an uh..."
>Tom Blushes even more pink than his skin and hair
>Scratches his ear

>He just thinks to you

T: "Some boyband stuff."

A: "What numetal?"
T: "Evanessence. Disturbed."

A: "How old are you?"
T: "Come on, man! There's a decade delay on record releases in the Underworld."

>While he yaps
>You
>Have been punching the air
>Making explosions
>To stay next to him

T: "Take your turn, dude."
A: "What. Boyband?"

T: "Love Sentence."
>Tom seems less ashamed about the band in particul-

>Wait

A: "No fucking way."
>That
>Is also Marco's favorite band

A: "Do you know the Rap Section from "Wrote and Checked No!?"

>You do
T: "I do!"

A: "Bitch."
>You snap
>Skeletons
>At the castle
>Rise up

A: "Time to bring the game."

>they Begin
>To Play

cont

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>>3568165
>>3568165

https://youtu.be/Sw8tktgQwNs

A: "I didn't make out with her."
T: "I made her a note!"
A: "But that wasn't gonna cut it!"
T: "So my heart she-"

A/T: "Broke!"

A: "I wrote that letter with my Heart-Throb Flow!"

T: "Only left a box for yes!"

A/T: "BUT SHE WROTE AND CHECKED NO!"

A: "Hahaha! GOD. DAMN! That was the only line of that I uh..."

>Did you ever like the songs with Marco?
>His sing alongs?
>When he'd take over the radio?

>That was a long time ago
>But you've had friendships before

Look how that turned out

A: "Murder time."

>You dodge a Troll Susan launched into the air in two pieces
>Punch yourself straight toward some Rock-throwers
>SNATCH THEIR AMMO from the sky

>After a barrel roll
>You raise the boulders high

>CAR-U-ACK!
>Shockwaves
>Clear a path
>You emerge from the crater you've made

>A humanoid Pillar of flame
>Each hunk of rock melts in your hands
>As you aim
>For the leader
>Once again

A: "Tom. I'm not a rapper."
>You lift the now oozing ball of Lava
>As your target begins to back away
>Clears his men from his side

>His fear is reflected in all 6 of your burning eyes

A: "So get rapping' at me."

cont

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>>3568171


KK: "We are winning! Keep up deh poosh!"
Su: "Uh...no. No we'we not."

KK: "We have no casualties. No loss of position."
>Susan points
>To the bodies she and Killa have felled

>The Troll's Racial Ability Has activated

REGENERATION
AFTER EACH COMBAT ROUND
ANY TROLL NOT DESTROYED BY FIRE
OR ACID

CAN BE REVIVED

>1d75+25 % of the dead

>76
>Nearly all of them
>Stitch their flesh
>Reform their brains
>As shattered fingers and feet
>Rise again

>Killa raises his weapon
>KLIIKAKIKIIKIIKIKIKIKIKIKK...

KK: "...we are out of boolets."
Sh: "So get SLICING!"

>Killa pulls his Machete
>Spots a troll who hasn't regened

>He fails to raise it

KK: "God have mercy on you."
>He raises his blade instead

KK: "You have us in a fair fight. You poor fools."

SESSION
END

NEXT SESSION!
WEDNESDAY!
12:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!

Stay Blesst
Love,
Quest

>>3568174
>That racial
>MoarDOTsMoarDOTsMoarDOTs
We gotta come to the side of our allies while we get to Stylin'.

>>3568315
We literally have a 50 foot AOE of flame. Just stride through the corpses, setting them on fire, ripping out souls amd raising them leaving a swath of skeletal undead minions all playing our song as we march right up to the warlord, stare into his melting face and ask "Whats Good Trolgger, where are you taking this army?" Just to fuck with him.

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SESSION
START!

https://youtu.be/1xqMY8UAGgg

>You
>Are Hot
>Red Hot
>White hot in some private areas

Why?

>BECAUSE YOU'RE A FIRE MUTANT

T: "Layyyyme."

https://youtu.be/gi8839yopoM

>You are
>Anonymous
>In a brand new form

GOLDEN SUN

>This body has it's own voice
>And in response to being called "Lame"
>By fucking

>TOM
>Prince of Hell
>Your current competitor in this Blazing Blowout
>To see who has the most stylin' stoked flames

>It says

GS: "Say WHUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?"
>And when it does
>All three mouths spew sparks
>The Six eyes glitter Pink and Yellow

GS: "What'd you say to me kid!?"

T: "Dude. Bowling? People bowl on first dates. Not in fire competitions."

GS: "This boulder is made of LAVA!"
>It's true
>You have a boulder made of Lava

T: "And?"
>AND!?

T: "I've made fire tornadoes. Exploded musical instruments. Come on, man."

>He wouldn't

T: "Bowling is Weak Sauce."

>OOOOHHH
>OOOOOOOOHHHH


Well, Anon?

HOW DO YOU SPICE UP THIS BOULDER BOWLING!?

T: "By the way your eyebrows are HUGE."
>Also living fire

What do?

>>3570926
>thats because they are GREAT FLAAAAMMIINNGG EYEBROWSSS

Oh okay Tom, I get it. You suck at bowling. Dont feel bad. Anyone can cast huge as fuck AOE, but its not about the biggest flame, its about how you use it.

Go full Mystery Men and take out the dicks of every troll we can with trick shots.


"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM."
Trolls are made

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>>3570926
Get Susan, Shiloh and KK to back down to a defensive position and keep trying to Raise Trolls.
We don't want them to get in Tom's AoE or ours.

T: "Bowling is Weak Sauce."
Fine. We're gonna have to improve how to use our Exoforms then.

Engage WARLORD GROMUSHKA With all you have.

With all you have. Melt the ground around him.
Punch his balls off. Cook his face wth your Chili breath.

Beat him as quickly and pointedly as possible. Make it this fight's overall point that it's easier working with us, for us, than against us.

>>3570926
Maybe take a hit from Luna casting and use "Raise Dead" on all that delicious troll fat? Could also pump some will into KK and help him out.

>>3570957
Support.

>>3570940
Support

>>3570940
This is me

>>3570957
Supporting pulling back our troops, I think we can shoot our lava wad right at the leader and follow up with the AOE Stride towards the Chief. We are going for a moral victory so I will support this.

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>>3570940
>>3570957


>Go Mollywop the Trollish Warlord
>Pull back your troops
>So you can go
>Hot and Hogwild


GS: "Aye! Susan!"

Su: "Hwa?"
GS: "Fuckoff so you'll live!"

Su: "We'we aww dat's keeping deh Twowws Off you!"

>Shiloh
>Snirffs

Sh: "Gods your voice is annoying...but I won't leave either. That's my man."
Su: "That's not even a mayun he'sh wike Youngew dan me."

KK: "As you command, my king."
>Killa
>Charges home

KK: "FALL BACK! TAKE UP DEFENSAVE POSITIONS! BRING ANEY CORPSE YOU CAN CARREH!"

Su: "Hey! You boney bashtawd!"

>95 on Susan's combat
>She is carving through trolls like lightning through trees
>Stepping on broken bones and crushing exposed organs

Su: "FINE! Wetweat den! Come on, Dogbweath."

>Shiloh struggles

>24 on her combat
>A troll snatches her tail and hurls her away from the main group
>She hits a tree
>Yelps
>Barely recovers

>Killa gets 78 on his combat
>Melee is a bad place to be against regenerating foes
>So he focuses on causing as much pain as possible

>An ankle stabbed
>A machete turned to separate the foot
>His soldiers flip over bodies

>9 of them bring corpses to a fallback position

cont

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>>3571001
>>3571001

>Even with their advantage
>Trolls only get 22

>They are almost in disarray

???: "Protect Gromushka!"
???: "To hell with that! Stop the fire warpers!"
???: "Kill! Just Kill their soldiers!"
???: "Get the dog!"

>You
>Drop the Boulder
>CUWARSHS!

GS: "Hey."
Gro: "Hey."

GS: " https://youtu.be/0OJkuN5zUJI?t=8 "

>HERE
>COMES
>THAT MAN

>You start to run
>Then faster
>Fast-

Why are you so fast?

>BOOMBOMMOBM

>Oh
>Your feet
>Are ALSO explosions

>That's when the Trolls smart enough to see your ploy
>Get in the way

>A whole football team's worth of bigg GREEN bastards


ROLL STRENGTH
THEN DEX
THEN Charisma

GO!

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Rolled 18, 8, 5 = 31 (3d20)

>>3571003
>ROLL STRENGTH
>THEN DEX
>THEN Charisma

SHIEEET

Rolled 19, 18, 1 = 38 (3d20)

>>3571003
If you can't take the heat, geeet out of the kitchen!

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Rolled 18, 10, 8 = 36 (3d20)

>>3571003

Rolled 2, 1, 1 = 4 (3d20)

>>3571003

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>>3571009
>>3571007
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>3571010
Hey, two out of three ain't bad. Golden Sun doesn't seem like the most charismatic guy anyway, despite being so hot.

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Rolled 3, 1, 4 = 8 (3d4)

>>3571006
>>3571007
>>3571008
>>3571009

4 sets of rolls...

>3 Rolls to Decide them.

Let us begin the reckoning.
Of this wreck.

Behold this new form
Questo Negro

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>>3571008
>>3571008

>18 Strength

>>3571006
>>3571006
>>3571006

>8 Dexterity

>>3571009

>Nat
>1
>Charisma

https://youtu.be/Pd1z8jNuiz8

>You
>Walk

>Immediately get body slammed by a Troll
>WHAM!

>Thing is
>Though they pile on
>You do in fact
>HOIST THEM OVER YOUR HEAD

GS: "MMMMMMMM WATCH AND L-"
>Which is when your huge muskles
>Betray you
>By not dodging the OTHER trolls currently punching you
>Over
>And
>Over
>All Over

>You
>Walk
>Forward

>WACKCRACKWAKAKAK SMACK

>You can't bend or move your head
>Without slapping your face into Troll Skin
>Or armpit

>You sling like a beast
>At one point knocking a troll backward into 20 others
>They all stumble
>Catching him losing their footing

>When they muster themselves up

GS: "Now watch and L-"
>PunchedInthenose
>WACK!


GS: "MMMMMMMM!"
>You have to pause
>No matter how tough you get
>Some shit just hurts an-

>You make the little choking sound somebody does right before they cry

...
cont

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>>3571026

>All battle stops
>Tom is covering his mouth
>Eyes wide

>The trolls

>nat 100

Tr: " ...hehyEh..."
Tr: "Hehe..heh-"
Tr: "pPPFFFFFFFEaayha!"
Tr: "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHA HA. HAW!"

>Laugh

>They clap
>Into a sort of Chant
>A celebration dance?

Tr: "He's no devil king!"
Tr: "He's a child!"
Tr: "No! A baybee Haha!"
Tr: "The INFANT King!"

Tr: "The Brat Baron!"

Gro: "No."
>Gromushka

Gro: "He's the Tantruming. Tyke Tyrant. "


>You have reached Gromushka
>You are surrounded
>You are at Half Health

D: "Point. Master Tom."

>You are down 2-0


What do?

>>3571076
>"Sorry, I was trying to be fair to you children. Do you prefer to actually stop playing?"

>Switch to our Flame Aura and grab the Grom by the balls and crush

>"I wanted to watch you scream up close"

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>>3571076
Use the rage from this embarrassment to fuel our flame. Burn it all. Go to the center of the trolls, and screeee with all of our might. Make them think the sun's cold with how hot we are.

"CHILDREN ARE VERY CRUEL TOM! AND AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M VERY IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER CHILD!"

>>3571087
Shout for all to hear "HOW EMBARRASSING THEN TO BE DEFEATED BY A CHILD"

>>3571101
YES!

>>3571101
>>3571076
This.

Oh and

>FLAME AURAS (UP TO 50 FEET AROUND ANONYMOUS)

Get those Trolls off ya back.

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>>3571110
>>3571076
Mainly. Something about Gromushka already being at the peak of his power while we're already heating up.

And make sure to keep those Trolls off of yo with AoE attacks, we don't want to get boddyslammed and piled up to death.

>>3571076
So yeah what if i was born a few weeks ago

>>3571128
How many days old is anon?

>>3571131
The... "situation" with the Wand and Sabrina was like three-four days ago.

>>3571134
So we are a 3-4 day old child we must be close to our cruel side

>>3571149
"thanks, I was born 4 days ago."

>>3571076
>"thanks, I was born 4 days ago." grap him by his balls and use the fire aura roast his chest nuts then scree with all our anger
"CHILDREN ARE VERY CRUEL TOM! AND AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M VERY IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER CHILD!"

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A: "I'm a-"
>You almost choked again
>No

>You grit your teeth
>All three sets of them
>Your form
>Flexes
>Like a meat wet-suit
>Then

>You straighten up

A: "I'm a child huh!?"
>They are still laughing
>Calling you names

>It burns
>It hurts so much

L: "Feel it more."
A: "What?"
L: "Don't suppress it. Don't temper it. Your hatred."


>Fire Aura Ultra

cont

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>>3571125

L: "Revel in it."

https://youtu.be/9Mv9lYe9aRY

EVERY TROLL
IN THE 50 FOOT RADIUS

>Makes a Dex Save
>Being Trolls
>They can replace Dex Saves for CON SAVES

>With Disad for being against Fire
>Oh
>Wait

>DID YOU MEAN INFERIORITY!?
>Because this form
>Does not play with fire

A: "You -are- fire, Tom?!? Well I'm just a kid. Didn't you hear em!? I'm a baby!"

>Tom is floating cross-legged in the air
>Eating Popcorn chicken

T: "More Honey Mustard."
D: "Yes, Master."

A: "A thumbsucking TITTY DEMON. A crib livin' ass diaper shitter!"

T: "Ok that's a lil heavy."

cont

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>>3571204


>The Army gets a 16 total on their CON Save
>Ah

>That's not nearly enough to resist you


A: "You wanna know some shit about HUMANS Gromushka!?"

>You
>Walk
>Forward
>As green skin pops like Gangrenous Bacon
>As bright red and purple hairs sizzle to black cinders

>Gromushka sees this
>Grimmaces
>Then
>Walks forward

A: "Oh? You're approaching me?"
Gr: "Warlords don't run."

A: "Well baby humans."
>You and He are nose to nose

A: "Lack Empathy."

>Gromushka Gets 12 total on his CON save


>He's FRYING

Gr: "Mmffmmmrrrrrrrrrrr"

>He takes half your STR + WIS Power in fire damage every turn he stands toe to toe with you

>The other trolls flee
>Like ticks from a hot needle
>They want to retreat

>18 toughness check from their leader however

Gr: "HOLD!"
>He thunders
>His spit evaporating before it reaches you

A: "This is you. At your best. Isn't it?"
Gr: "I've trained for War my entire life."

A: "I'm 4 days old."
Gr: " Wh-"
A: "And I'm better at it."


>26 vs your AC
>CRACK!
>Even on fire
>Even losing his troops
>This Troll still wants roll
>He has punched you dead in the Jaw

ANONYMOUS TAKES 22 PUNCH DAMAGE

You are at 20 HP

>You are dealing a base 33 Damage Per turn

>You reach for his balls
>Oh wait
>No fingers

>You Rocket Punch his Ballsack and grab it with both BAttering Ram Ham Hands
>CON saves don't stop this from hurting

Gr: [SilentScream.wep]

What do?

>>3571209
Well we don't have fingers, and we can't just let him keep hitting us, let's give him a hug and hold him down so he can't do anything while we roast him. Metaphorically and literally.

>>3571209
>Quietly "Are we done here, or do I have to slaughter more of your people with my 3 warriors? I'd rather not see such a strong ally weakened by pointless conflict, even more so for the real battles to come. I think we've both proven our strength here.

>if he accepts then release him and pull back to heal and invite him back here for a formal alliance in 3 days.

>if not, then rapidly accelerate upwards and then let him go flying upwards and out of melee range. Readying a crushing meteor strike when he lands and is dazed.

>>3571233
I want to give him the chance to save face with his people and strengthen our bond with the Trolls. If he can disengage without losing face to his people while also submitting to us then we can offer formal alliance and we have a troll army.

Maybe they can move their camps back to Webhollow and set up a unified camp here in their ancestral lands. Its Win Win. We get troll satellite state, they get their lands back.

>>3571234
Support

>>3571209
[red] Overdramatic fire bitch slap [/red]

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>>3571251

>>3571233
>>3571251
Changing to support this poor lad.

>>3571251

>>3571264

How are you ensuring he doesn't one hit KO us?

>>3571209
>>3571251
Lets get this fight over before our HP goes to 0 again.

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>>3571254

>>3571267
The Fight is over if he hits us one more time.

>>3571270
So we gotta finish it this turn.

>>3571271
You're hoping we either have him stunned or another attack will finish him? We have to disengage to get heals or do something that keeps him from attacking.

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>>3571233

Hold him.

>>3571234
>>3571239
Give him a chance.

While readying the Suplex.

>>3571251
Just fuckin' slap him back.

Many instincts rule you, Anonymous.

>None more than your greed

>Golden Sun
>Speaks

GS: "I came out here with 3 fighters. A demon...an me."

>A quick look around reveals

>The trolls have lost every combat roll overall against your special units

>All 3
>Which means they would have lost %100 of their force
>If not for their regeneration

>With Tom and Your fire in the mix
>Bodes are left as molten husks
>Some organs still pulse and squirt

%40 of their total force however
>It's just black bones and armor
>The other %60 is injured

>Your side has lost no one
>You have 2 injured units

>Yourself
>and Shiloh

>Who shredded the trolls that tried to overwhelm and keep her apart from the rest

>It was 5 people from your ranks
>Versus their small army

GS: "And I'm winnin."
>Golden Sun
>Arrogantly Chuckles

GS: "I want you tah come back. Three days. Wit some fuckin BRAINS. Somebody who makes decisions. Sos we can work this out. Otherwise. You're gonna have a -lotta- burnt corpses to serve your orphan fuckin' babies."

>Yeah
>Yeah that's a good plan

T: "Man. By the balls. That'sh intenshe."
D: "Ranch, sir?"
T: "Home No. Ranch is nashty. Get me some Dil Yogurt."
D: "As you wish."

>Yeah
>A good plan

>>3571267
>>3571251
>>3571264

>You turn to go
>Then stop

GS: "Wait...wait...dere was one thing."

>YOUR ELBOW
>BECOMES
>A JET ENGINE
>AS YOU WIND UP TO SLAPP SHIT
>INWARD

GS: "You FUCKIN' LAUGHED AT ME!"

ROLL
STRENGTH

With advantage!

That's 2d20s boys
We take the higher result

Rolled 1, 16 = 17 (2d20)

>>3571284
>That's 2d20s boys

Try not to make it lethal?

Rolled 20, 4 = 24 (2d20)

>>3571284

Rolled 20, 19 = 39 (2d20)

>>3571284
PSYCH!

Rolled 8, 19 = 27 (2d20)

>>3571284

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>>3571287
>>3571289
>>3571291
>>3571294
BLESSED FLAMING ROLLS!

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>>3571289
>>3571291

>>3571284
After this we should go use the living troll guts to heal ourselves and heal Shiloh. The Monsters need to see we care for our people.

Also to check her collar and give her some headpats and belly rubs.

>>3571299
I support this

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Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>3571287
>>3571289
>>3571291
>>3571294

Time. To see the winner.

In new form.
Questo Blanco.

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>>3571305
The Crits...MMMM

I hope you guys had a blast.... Today has been a work day from hell for this anon... Not even enough time to participate in a single roll...

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>>3571291

The winner...

L: "Your fury is the answer. Your passion. The key."

https://youtu.be/8HXlvA9a_TA

>I-
>Anon you were doing so well
>You ARE but-


L: "Now we have made it clear."

>You had a plan
>You have friends who could have helped you
>You almost had balance

L: "When you control it all. You are balanced enough."


>Your first
>Is a balistic Missle

>Base 22 Damage
>Fire Weakness Triples

>66

>You crit...
>Anon deals 132 Damage

GS: "NOBODY. LAUGHS."

>Gromushka
>Closes his eyes

GS: "AT THE KING!"

>He becomes
>A SPRAY
>OF BLUE BLOOD
>A CINDEROUS
>CLOUD
>OF ATOMS

>And his Skeleton has to catch up to what's left

>Somehow a scream escapes his coal teeth
>Like his soul were puppeting his corpse to shield his already evaporated eyes
>His hair is next
>Iron bloody Cords
>Spewing off as slag
>finally
>Every scrap of calcium that comprised him
>Vanishes

>IMPLODING TO THE POINT OF YOUR FIST

>Which is when you uppercut
>MAKING THE PEA SIZED MOTE OF BONE

>Explode


cont

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>>3571305

>Light
>Sound
>All vanish
>Into Golden Waves of Flame

>The Trolls flee into their caves
>The sound of your voice
>Shaking their brain stems into a sweating horror

GS: "THREE. DAYS."

D: "Point. Anonymous."
>Tom
>Slow Claps

T: "Heh. He's pretty cool."
D: "Indeed, sir."

>Jackie and Hekapoo
>Watch from the Castle Walls

H: "See? What'd I tell ya?"
J: "You told me couldn't change."
H: "Exactly."
J: "Never said I listened."

H: "Sheesh. Five whole minutes in the Negative Zone and you still believe in him?"
J: "Believe what you see."

>Hekapoo
>Frowns

J: "That kid's a monster."
>Jackie flips her board
>Catches it
>Then balances it on her palm
>Pointing for the Sun

H: "Are you blind?"
J: "No."
>Jackie
>Smiles

J: "I'm on the right side."

SESSION
END!

>Your Wisdom is now +8!
>Your Strength is now +2!

>Raise your fist, defiant one
>Fire
>FIRE GOOD

>Until the wrong person gets burned

SEE YOU NEXT TIME!
FRIDAY!

2:00 PM US CENTRAL TIME!
Stay
Blesst

Love,
Quest

>>3571366
I'M FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE!

>>3571366
>>3571370
No Anon, you aren't. You almost died again. You Killed a combatant that was surrendering for a minor slight. Again you dipped into absolute cruelty and overkill for no gain.

You can't make the world better by crushing it into dust. Look at Luna, look at where that got her. Keep feeding the darkness inside your soul Anon and its going to swallow everything and then you to can be king over a universe of dust and emptiness.

That was pathetic anon. Absolutely pathetic.

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>>3571374
Hey, high school drama class. It's a meme. Besides, we were literally screwing around the entire time. If things were really deep we had a hundred backup plans that we could've hit that wasn't flex off with Tom. And I didn't see no surrendering from those trolls. I doubt they would, their language seems to be violence.

All I'm sayin' is, GIVE WAR A CHANCE!

>>3571374
ok anon was 100% overkill

>>3571385
To be fair, we wanted to end it in one hit. We did just that.

>>3571384
We didn't have a back up plan, Anon just rushed right in, no thinking, no planning, no tactics, he just went for a stupid bowling game to impress tom while burning an army to death AND he almost ate shit. We won because the troll army literally fucked its rolls. If the warlord got a second hit in we would have died.

What's fucking monstrous is after we humiliated the dude and walked away WE THEN DECIDED THAT NO, HE MUST DIE FOR MAKING A JOKE AT US while he sits on the ground, half melted with crushed genitals.

Is that who Anon want's to be? A thin skinned baby that will kill anyone that even makes a sideways glance?

There was nothing honorable about that kill, there was nothing glorious, there wasn't a shred of loyalty in that. We nursed our own ego instead of showing a single shred of anything redeemable.

Meanwhile Shiloh sits injured by a tree, the castle watching our cruelty and anon just gives in further to his negative emotions while once again, ignoring the damage hes taken.

This was absolute poor showing Anon and you should be ashamed.

>>3571418
>This was absolute poor showing Anon and you should be ashamed.

Nah, it was pretty cool. In the face of danger and embarrassment, Anon took what hurt him and used it to his advantage to protect those he loves from those who wanna hurt them. On his own. I'd say that's redeemable. Show's he's a reliable king. And it shows the trolls and others not to fuck with us via coming to our place and attacking us.

Besides, Jackie believes in us. So we gotta be doing something right. Good show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kSP0SOimhA

>>3571441
He didn't do that at all.
He fucked up, got embarssed and just went deep into his own negative emotions to pull up enough fire to keep him from dying.

He did not send KK or Susan to grab Shiloh, just left her limping back to safety.

We showed the Trolls that we aren't an honorable fighter and will kill a submitting enemy.

Anon totally lost his shit and while Tom may think its cool. The people watching saw it for what it was.

A miserable excuse of a tantrum.

Jackie doesn't believe in us, she knows us and knows what we will do which is literally anything and everything to reach the end goal of bringing back her world. She doesn't care how anon does it, only that we do it and she can go back and hug her family.

I want anon to finally feel some fucking shame, understand he fucked up and try to actually learn instead of just treating this like some dumb game and live his life. Luna is literally Palpatine screaming DEWIT.

>>3571458
>just went deep into his own negative emotions
Enough about "negative emotions." That's some black and white bullshit. Anger's great, it tells you when you've been wronged and how to act accordingly while also giving you the drive to carry out that act. And you need to know when to hold it or when to use it. This was a time to use it. It's like happiness, too much of it is bad obviously. But not enough and you just live an awful life.

>will kill a submitting enemy.
If we didn't kill him in one hit he would've killed us. Something you yourself was worrying about. I don't remember him submitting at all. Again, moved through the flames to punch us instead of running or submitting. Along with continuing to plan attacks on us to take our home from us and kill our friends and family.

>I want anon to finally feel some fucking shame
You stupid shit, you fucking voices in his head make him feel nothing but shame. Always complaining about not picking their options. The kid needs more positivity in his life. Instead of feeling bad about every single choice he fucking makes.

>>3571465
There was nothing righteous or justified about the anger anon was feeling. Anger is never something to lose yourself or revel in.

We turned to go, releasing our grip after having crushed and burned his dick and balls. We wasn't moving, his troops were fleeing and he was going to die for good if he doesn't get away. He was down and we could have easily stepped far enough back to avoid a strike. Don't try to sugar coat his actions.

Anon is totally and completely unable to engage in objective self-reflection. He is about to ride high on this "victory" and "showing up those who attacked him", totally disregaurding that these warbands are trying to reclaim their ancestral land after generations of living in the margins. We also killed nearly half of them.

Anon needs to feel shame for not actually thinking about his actions for once and what they say about him. Anon needs to recognize the absolute shithead hes become. He's riding high on chasing glory, ignoring the world around him. Just like warplanet. It doesn't matter to Anon who dies, what is destroyed, who suffers as long as he Wins.

It doesn't take a genius to recognize where that gets you.

>>3571486
>We turned to go
Really, not sure why we even did that. The vote was to give him the SLAPP and end it right then and there. In terms of actual decision making Anon was quick and to the point, but because of vote mixing of basically two different agenda's
>Try to reason
>End it now
Both of which are valid if we went with either one. But then Quest turned it into a thing about being embarrassed. So ehh.

>Anon needs to recognize the absolute shithead hes become.
He's not really become any more of a "shithead" than he has before. Like literally aside from killing a troll who was one hit away from killing us what's he done that's bad? He befriended Tom and gave him his dick pic back while complimenting him, addressed his monster citizens and the concerns they had as best he could during a fucking attack, and he made sure his fighters got out of the way so they didn't get burnt to a crisp in his flaming rage. I don't see what's so shitty about any of this?

>>3571374
... OR... Or... You've just taken out their warlord. Their Frontline bastion of morale and leadership. Which leaves them in a situation quibbling amongst themselves for leadership or someone to stand up. In 3 days. In fighting breaks out. The group fractures into factions. And each one realizes... They can't take you. Not in 3 days. So they come to the table. Or perhaps they come to bend the knee, to put Anon as the warlord rather than face the reprisal of another skirmish like the last.

Who knows? I sure as hell don't, but I think if they stop getting all aggressive, testing our defenses, and instead join to become additional muscle... Living, regenerating muscle... Muscle you could get willing BFB that REGENERATES AT THE END OF A ROUND... Then yeah... That'd be pretty fucking dope.

>>3571874
Oh hey, this works too.

I think the biggest issue is that Anon isnt ruling like a king. Hes ruling like a sad little bitch. Nothing cool about that. Nothing cool to respect at all.

>>3571418
>>3571458
>>3571486
>>3572341

Lurker here, If I may, I'd like to offer some Insight Into these posts.

Shut the fuck up.

We had an enemy that was trying to kill us. Now we don't. Sometimes, you simply don't have the luxury of sparing them, especially when they can keep getting back up and up and up, and you can't. Not without fire, at least.

Besides, you voted If he didn't surrender to kill him right? Another anon voted to slap his shit and though anon was about to leave, he didn't exactly surrender. So we slapped.

>>3571509
This anon has a point here, that Quest having anon do the whole 'NOBODY LAUGHS AT ME' thing was more or less just Quest doing his narrative flavor, we the anons didn't actually strike him out of vengeance, but practicality. Self preservation comes first.

Hekapoo saying we can't change and quest doing his whole 'narrator Is moderately disappointed In you while Luna approves of your turn to the darkside' Is a bit much from my perspective. Did we not just turn down Toffee? Did we not just fight these Trolls to protect others? Are we not trying to spare the majority of the Trolls and took the burden of the fight ourselves to spare our subjects lives?

Anon does have a bloodthirsty streak. Anon does want to win. Anon can be cold and not care about suffering around him selectively at times. However, he does have people he wants to protect. He does want to leave the world a better place, and he does regularly learn from his mistakes, and he still has people to support him and reel him In.

Anon Is doing fine with what he has. He's growing, so don't get so emotional about one rather understandable execution, as he would have attacked us had we not finished him. He did NOT surrender.

On the political side, we can very well take the trolls under our wing like we have the other monsters, and with the right management and guidance everyone wins. The way I see It things are looking to end up rather nicely. (And we can raise the dead as skeletons, so there's that.)

>>3571486
>A nat 1 vs a nat 100
>Followed by another nat 20
...yeah, you know what. I'm just gonna call bullshit on this entire assessment. Why? Because narratively, that was the element of surprise that popped up. That's part of the fun and the randomness of the adventure. We're talking a 1 in 2000 chance of that shit happening... And yet here it is. THEN follow it up with that crit (via advantage)? Roughly 3 in 800,000 chances. When faced with such odds, it only makes sense for Anon to go back to his most basic of instincts, instilled, engrained, and grown throughout his life.
Anon had basically come to expect, if not understand the dismissal during the ball, with the 'adults'. That was just par for the course. But this? With these ragtag, hooligan scrubs? Bullies trying to muscle in on territory we fought hard to obtain and secure for our little fledgling kingdom. Nah, that insult couldn't stand.
You can argue with the semantics and maybe the details that Quest may have chosen to use or didn't use... But given how the rolls eventually turned out, the end result was damn near guaranteed. Anon was going to critically fail any attempt at 'cool' factor, with the exact opposite occurring. The trolls were going to resist Anon to such an extent that it ended up negatively affecting Anon. Anons response, in this case, violence to drive off the leader, met with critical success. Anon did nothing wrong. He acted in protection of his territory and citizenry, as he had promised. It was just the will of the dice gods that things rolled out the way they did.

This just gets stupider and stupider.

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>>3571509
>>3571509

Well I sure don't mind clarifying.

The reason Anon almost walked is because of the vote-window.

I waited 20 minutes then counted.
Once I start writing usually that's that.

But.
Several pals popped in and supported a new vote. One changed theirs entirely.

So it was clear that was a last second decision change on Anons part.

That came out as one would expect.
And while you pals get to make decisions in a vacuum. Anon is right there. In his own shoes.

So there had to be a reason.
Survival instincts can very well be a factor but it was you players who wanted to use the rage of embarrassment in order to fuel your wrath.

That crit?
Seemed pretty gassed up to me.

Stay blesst pals.
Try to remember. You're all on the same team in the end.

>>3572409
Its not enough to act like a animal if anon wants to have anything remotely like the life he wants. Dont hide his cruelty behind a mask of self defense. The dice rolls are meaningless besides outcome. Anon has full control over his reaction to them and he acted extremely poorly to the point where thats becoming who he is, and its driving friends away.

>>3572396
Youre even more off base
The trolls were a pathetic enemy and we could have easily sat back and slaughtered them with minimal effort. Anon was only in danger because he, like an idiot, went into meele combat without his AOE up and engaged in a slautgher to impress Tom.

Even taking all of his actions as self defense and setting them aside (how could you even) thebact of murdering the warboss is what seals Anon as a petulant child who is going to grow into a tyrant to fuel his own ego. Warboss was in agony and had lost to a child. The redeemable action would have been to let him save face and come back as an ally. Hes just dead now and the trolls lost a leader and a good number of warriors on a planet that is in constant war.

No one walked away better from this conflict. Least of all Anon. Im his biggest fucking fan and supporter and even this makes me seriously reconsider him. I hope the fuck that someone lectures his ass. Not that he would listen.

Maybe instead of grying to defend Anons actions you take a think about how his actions make him look.

>>3572736
Fuck you bitch, we won, troll boss went out in a blaze of glory, the end. Quit your worthless bitching.

>>3572736
>The trolls have been attacking our people so killing some of them to stop It makes us an evil tyrant waaa

Look, I'm not disagreeing with you about some things. I do think we need to be careful going forward because Anon does need to stay on the right path and not go down the road of just another warlord. Just another power hungry warlock. Hell, could we have gone about that fight better? Probably yeah.

However, you saying this 'seals anon as a petulant child who Is going to grow Into a tyrant to fuel his own ego' Is defeatist as fuck. And uncalled for. And this Isn't the first time I've heard this kind of talk, I've seen people chastise anon as a monster before, but we've gotten better with time. Are some people concerned that Anon's tendency towards violence Is all he Is? Just a raging child? Well fuck em. We all know damn well that Anon's more than that, so stop being overdramatic.

Don't defend the trolls here. They were the aggressor, and we didn't even kill them all. We killed *just enough* to send them running, and the Warboss was In fact the last piece keeping them from fleeing. He WOULD NOT surrender, so what else would you have us do? Despite your misgivings about how we fought we WERE in melee range and we WERE low enough that we would die from one hit.

I STILL don't like how quest made It about ego IC when none of us were concerned with that, (oh hey look this statement Is wrong In hindsight) It paints a bad picture and that's what you seem to be focusing on here.

>>3572512
>Survival instincts can very well be a factor but it was you players who wanted to use the rage of embarrassment in order to fuel your wrath.

I uh-

>>3571087
>>3571101
>>3571110
He's right we did vote for that detail, I didn't even notice that.

>>3571083
You don't get to talk, voting to act needlessly sadistic you hypocrite. Oh yes, what a monster anon Is woe Is us I can't believe he's falling down a dark path LET ME VOTE TO ROAST HIS GENITALS HAHAHA oh man you guys are awful.

So yeah, we the players need to watch ourselves that's always been a problem. And since that's the problem we need to have some tact and restraint as we always have. Stop dooming about how anon Is going to just go down this one dark path and you're giving up on him.

You want him to go down a better path? Vote like you do, and stop just whining about It.

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Oh, Anon. Maybe you do are way over your head.

I do wonder if things could've turned out differently. Probably.
Did you really need to fight? You needed them to not attack you, but could you had gone throught it another way?

Did you even try to talk to them before the fight? After?
Would you had even stopped and consider this had you not been called out? I hope you would've.

Moral imlications aside, your lack on foresight and short temper made this situation into an impractical one.
Aren't you trying to get the trolls to trust you? To be on your side?

What will you do if they decide Ludo is a less scary and safer alternative in regaining their lands.
Oh right!
All that the trolls want is the land that was stolen from them by the Mewmans. Lands that you took for yourself. They're not the bad guys here. Are you?

This remind me of the time you lost your temper in Purrkistan. What a whallop you gave Wondervon...

What would had happened if you had killed him instead of just knocking him out for the so terrible sin of insulting you and Luna?
You wouldn't have such an imporant ally with you, would you? I don't think so.

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SESSION!

START-U!

https://youtu.be/PBAl9cchQac?list=RDPBAl9cchQac

>You are
>Still Anonymous

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing

YOU A LEVEL 17 MAGICAL MAYHEM MAKER

>And
>You've just driven off an army of Trolls
>From your new home

>CASTLE WEBHOLLOW

>The enemy has retreated
>Their leader is sizzling troll fat and black dust at your feet


>You feel
>Awful
>Not cause you regret the killing

A: "Stop..."
>You mutter to yourself

>As Tom
>Your new pal
>Prince of Hell
>Descends from the sky

T: "Final score. 2-1. All me baby. Nice moves. You feelin' it yet?"

A: "I feel sick..."

T: "Oh what? You mean cause of the laughter? Dude, it's combat. I can't tell you how many people beef it running around on ground slick with blood or- Oh! This one time I ripped my shorts wide open in the b-"

A: "That wasn't kingly."
>Tom
>Blinks

T: "Huh?"
A: "No. NO. Fuck you bitch, we won! Troll boss went out in a blaze of glory, the end. Quit your worthless bitching!"

>Your fist
>Raises

A: "I was gonna roast his genitals."
T: "Y-yeah...it was awesome."

A: "I could have just..."


>You aren't centered right now

A: "I need to rule better than this. Like a King. I love a good challenge."

>You de-transform

A: "I hate showing my ass..."
>You pause
>Look at Tom

A: "But that explosion tho."
T: "AWwww YEAh-HeheaH! Did you see their faces when I griddled them into mush!"
A: "Did you see their leader just accept his death LIKE A PUSSY!?"

>Hype
>Yeah
>Hype
>Stay hype


>You still need a suit of armor from the giants
but
>Home is now Safe

KK: "We shall gather deh dead. Dey will serve eventually. Provided time to concentrate I can raise dem all long enough for Wondervon to do...someting' wit dem."

Su: "I'm gonna get Shiwoh patched up."
Sh: "Where's Hekapoo?"

Su/KK: "..."
Sh: "What? Sh- she's cool! I want her to sign my cookie cutters."


What do?