>>3598145
>Gather up as many people as we can to host a parade, we'll celebrate in the streets only slightly drunk and disorderly and once we collect our friends while passing the guard house let the adventures guild express it's displeasure. Once that's done march them near the palace and further voice their displeasure before taking the parade to the rest of the city to end it on a high note. We can finish it off if done right with a speech in the town center where bitch and friends are libel to attempt the duel bullshit.

Where is everyone?

Dunno. I'll wait.

>>3598492
A parade sounds nice. Let's see if we can make and throw around band candy.

>>3598145
>I figured we were more Bayou southern than texas southern, but let's have a drunken rodeo with the adventurers where we try to last the longest on a monster before it bucks us off in a reenactment of the battle.

>>3598145
>Ask shield boy,you gonna breed that coon?

>>3598666
She's 14! I will execute your heathen ass myself!

>>3598668
>>3598666
Ten, she's ten. I'LL STILL EXECUTE YOUR HEATHEN ASS MYSELF!

>>3598492
+1

>>3598668
Shit, I speedread and only saw the words grown up now adding
>You Japs seem to have peeedophile tendencies and I don wan't you doin anything to this coon here
also >>3598492

>>3598718
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“AHAHA! An I was ridin the fucker like a damn surfin board. Damn Bastard tried ‘is hardest, but I was a master of da Rodeo!” With that everyone I was talkin to were laughin their heads off. My Moonshine was going through the streets an’ even the common folk were comin to have a drink on the Guild.

Hmm, you guy are right! I coughed a little as I got up, “I call upon the Lord who I have sworn Faith to, may my voice reach the masses, [Voice of God’s Chosen]!”

My voice carried out inta the crowd, everyone turnin their heads to me as I stood on a table, “Okay everyone, ya know what we need. A fuckin parade! Grab dat Boss roast, grab all the Moonshine, an grab some bulls, we’re goin through the streets!”

Everyone were cheerin at my word, runnin to grab anythin they could get. In a momen’ I was swept off my feet, everyone cheerin as they started moving down the street. I looked over to see the Boss Roast runnin triumphly along with Shield Boi!

“Hey Shiled Boi! Enjoyin the fun.”

“What the hell did you do! And why am I seeing Red Bulls coming here!?”

“Well seein as everyone in da city wants to celebrate I’m thinkin we take it to da town center!” I was laughin at the kid’s expresion, “An what about your Coon? You two goin to do anythin?”

“What the hell are you saying.” The kid said before facepalming, “Raphtilia is 10 years old! She’s like a daughter to me Jim. Like hell am I gonna fuck my daughter!”

I was feelin there was somethin else there, but I don’ think I’ll be gettin to it. We marched our way down to the town square, right by the Army Garrison. I watched as most of the fellows just started spittin on the gates of the place, some drunk enough to piss on it. As we were goin by though, I noticed a couple of them pointin at Shield Boi like they were goin to do somethin.

Nah, we are too far gone for those fockers. We already made it to town square as everyone was placin their tables around the place. Town square was right before the castle in the center of town, meanin we were gonna have a meal at their front gate!

I watched as for some reason they were draggin Shield Boi towards the roast, I think I heard somethin like he’s good at makin food. For me, I noticed there was a small ring bein made of tables along with one of ‘em [Red Bulls].

An so the Rodeos started! I started first doin the same trick I learned from the Boss fight. Everyone was cheerin an hollorin, but I was sad, since this bastard didn’ put up nearly as much fight as dat Monster. That meant one win for the people, an the bull had none.

That started the runnin bull ring through the night. The bull somehow kept winnin his matches. Parently these fuckers never heard of a Rodeo! So I started teachin them the fundimentals, an how the Bull can actually win a match is he bucks ya off soon enough.

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While that was all happenin, I noticed there were a few guards comin near the castle. Next few momen’s I’m seein both Spear Stud an Bow Kid comin up next to the King Guy with serious faces. Lastly a robed guy came up to the King’s side, actin like some advisor.

The King brought out a scroll, his voice boomin over our party, “Attention citizens of Melromarc. I am grave to inform you that while the citizenry has experienced no casualties, that our Military experience dozens. This was due to the Shield Hero forcing them to flee, causing them to be attacked by the Wave’s monsters.”

He seemed to take in some more breath to say more stupid shit, “This, as well as the fact that one of his fellow heroes have frowned upon his use of a Slave has lead me to call for a Trial by Combat. If the Shield Loses, then he will lose both his war funds and his slave will be given freedom. His opponent will be the Spear Hero, Motoyasu.

>Well this seems like some stupid shit, but there is a fight. I wonder…

Yeah, this is really stupid on the King’s, Myne’s, and the Pope’s part. But all three are egotistical bastards who don’t realize their attitudes is what makes Melromarc such a scummy place.

>>3598779
>This, as well as the fact that one of his fellow heroes have frowned upon his use of a Slave
Meanwhile, redneck superhick sword coon breeder is recreating Jefferson Davis's dream innawoods

>>3598779
>Wait jus a cotton pickin minute Monass! Didn't yer soldiers try ta shell da shield kid an da Adventurers guild! Secondly Ya da one who made slaverah legal!

>>3598789
Support

>>3598779
>Soldiers join the army knowing that their lives may be taken at any moment in order to protect the people, besides they're the ones that attacked the shield boy.

>>3598779
Crusader MEGAPHONE
Excuse me King Jimmy, but yer soldiers had to run because dey kept on trying to kill shield boy and de noble adventurers defending the town instead of the monsters and they didn't like that very much.
Ain't you da one dat makes slavery legal since you're the king? Why does he gotta go on trial for what you decided was ok? If they should be dueling anyone it should be them against you!

>>3598591
Im here. Anyways looking back I find it kinda unbelivable that slaver didnt know about transforming animals (unless he gives close to no fucks about his monster seling operation compared to his slaveing) as we are told in setting they are a thing. (Maybe rarer outside hero parties) Theres even a tailor that makes transforming clothes for them as seen when he went to get clothes for Filo. (Duno maybe her promary customers are dragons)

I could’ help it as my mouth was wide open. Everyone ‘ere was lookin at the King Guy, who had this shit eaten grin on his face. Even I know ya can’ fuckin deman’ for the fuckin head of a guy at his own fuckin party!


I took in a breath before yellin, “Just wait a cotton pickin minute ya fuckin minute ya idiot. Everyone ‘ere already knows what happened, dem soldiers opened fire on Naofumi an his adventures while he was bringin in all dem monsters!”


The King Guy seemed surprise to ‘ere this, “J-Jim of the Sword. You must realize that Naofumi is an enemy of the state!”


By now the Boi was already on a table lookin down the King an started yellin, “You are an idiot! Your soldiers tried to fucking kill me and I could have had them slaughtered! And now you come here trying to do the same and I still have my men!”


Everyone in the crowd started cheerin in support of the kid. Everyone ‘ere was either drunk or zelious enough to go one for another fight. The kid had a pretty evil grin on ‘is face as the King slowly stepped back.


“You dare threaten me with my own subjects!” He yelled at the top of ‘is lungs.


“Okay everyone!” The Shield Boi announced usin a skill, “Grab whatever you can find and throw it at Trash. If you can hit him I’ll see if Jim has any more Alcohol to give ya.”


The crowd cheered at them words. While I would have been annoyed at ‘im tryin to make me lose me stock more, that just meants I needed to win! I tried grabbin a rock, but that damn error came into my vision. As I now looked up, I could see Dolly was sittin on a small collection of my ol’ barrels with a grin.


First thrown were only a couple rocks. Rocks started turnin into beer mugs as everyone was roarin in excitement. Once Dolly started goin around thrown barrel though the crowd went wild with tables an shit.


The King fellow was mortified, tryin to say somethin at the crowd. Before he could, both Spear Stud an Bow Kid stepped infront of ‘em. They looked at the crowd before takin the King away, but not before a barrel landed on ‘im. With that everyone cheered at dere victory. Next momen’ I see Dolly with a small grin on ‘er face that said, ‘I did it.’


With that everyone partied till the wee hours of the mornin. I didn’ remember much after that since I hit da Moonshine hard. I had a pretty nice Hangover while Dolly in ‘er Coon form an Cliff were sleepin at me feet.


>Well since we fucked over the King last night I don’ think we should go see ‘em just yet. What ya’ll say I should do?

>>3599211
>Adventurers guld has misions I heard. Lets see if theres anything close to mine or sutch havent used our pick sword mutch. (Should be enought to pass some time.(

So guys... Whats the plan till the next wave? Im thinking after wer done cough*being a wuss*cough Adventuring. Wana get a mount and then see what we can do with going all in on refining one wepon.Thinking filolial sword (we should have that acording to text in char sheet just not thar revalant right now) as a base aiming for good wind sword.

>>3599211
>Ask the adventurers if they know a place we should go for some axe pees. (probably not a good idea to stick around while Trash actually thinks up a good strategy to kill everyone in town.)
With luck we manage to rove outside the border. The adventurers will probably be able to do all of the management entirely independent of us.

>>3599300
Thinking we put anything bird and wind related unless its somthing special on filolial sword by spears method.

>>3599220
This
If I remember we have the enhancment methods of others and bow uses ores tuo improve rarity oh his wepons. Mine would be nice in that case and we might even strike a deal for small but constant flow of ores.

Hey QM cheked out the 1st thread and found the link. (Asuming only the one belonging to 4 cardinal heroes for now so no cash upgrade and whatnot for now)
https://shield-hero.fandom.com/wiki/Legendary_Weapons/Web_Novel

Anyways wana ask about bow's upgrade method. On heroes page it says it needs ore but in your link theres no mention of that. Can you clarify exactly what we know?

>>3599220
Take mah hat.

As for your idea of wind wepon I forget what wepon had what. Dose spear have Spirit Enchantment? The links not to helpfull the rarity only says energy but tempering needs ore so difrent things?

>>3599337
You know the method. The ore you are looking for is generally used as an alloy mix with precious metals to dilute it's ratio in coins. It's very plentiful and seen as low value since it's only use is in currency.

This is from the Web Novel I have been listening to for the past two weeks. Just finished the Sprit Turtle Arc and heading into Slave Village now.

>>3599345
I should also mention that the Crusader King Sword is by far your most powerful weapon. Only Swords that can beat it in potential are likely the Dragon Emperor Sword and the like. And if you keep two forcing like like you have with the Lion's Head it will only get stronger.

>>3599344
Honestly the Rarity thing is also confusing to me. I guess you kill monsters with the weapon and makes it stronger like Dark Souls?

Either way, I need to study that chapter more. It explained how it worked, and if you guys wanna go nitty gritty I can try.

>>3599348
Well then we know where the 50% ores gana be used. (The rest will be divided amongst others that are usefull with big chunk going to alchamy.
>>3599345
Sweet so deals for constant stream likely posible.

>>3599350
They Just wana know our options I guess? I cheked the link and hornestly its a mess that dosent explain mutch.

Yeah, I guess all that mess last night means I need ta leave. Luckily however I got in good with da Guild, so I made my way over.


Walkin up I saw a fuckin mess, but very much expected mess. I saw a majority of Adventurers being forced to clean up the trash they left behind by what looked to be the Guild’s workers. Well, I should kindof be fine since most of my mess was in the town square.


I made me way inside along with Dolly in her ‘uman form an Cliff. Walkin up I saw a pretty nice lookin lady open for business, “Hello there, I was wonderin if ya hadany work for me?”


Her eyes were widenin as she looked at me, “S-Sword Hero Hero!?” She ran over an grabbed some papers, “Uh yeah I think we have some jobs you can take. Uh, what kind are you looking for?”


“Somethin as far from ‘ere as possible. King Guy’s gonna have it out for me.”


“Yeah, releasing two [Red Bulls] into the Castle would do that…” After sayin somethin really fun she went over an brought some papers over, “These are the available Quests we have.”


>True-Dragon Sighting: Go and open Dialog with a Dragon who has recently laid claim to a Village in Shieldfreeden. Reward: 10 Gold


>Dangerous Undead Sighted: Zeltoble has reported a series of high level undead roaming its Border with Melromarc and another nation. These undead seem to be coming from its neighbor, who is experincing a Famine an Coups as of recent. Investigate what happened and terminate all undead.


>Investigate Crypt: In the South there is an old Crypt that has just been discovered. Its origins are unknown as of now, but parties are to be arranged for what might be a Catacombs of an old Faubley City.


Also, you are getting a new party member who also weilds a sword. You want Male or Female, Race, and little additives if ya want.


And lastly, can someone find me a proper map of this world, the one on the wiki is shit.

>>3599460
This setting is overflowing with animal people. Let's get a normal human. Male.

>Dangerous Undead Sighted: Zeltoble has reported a series of high level undead roaming its Border with Melromarc and another nation. These undead seem to be coming from its neighbor, who is experincing a Famine an Coups as of recent. Investigate what happened and terminate all undead.

>>3599460
Human. Female. can drink most men under the table.

>>3599520
also
>>True-Dragon Sighting: Go and open Dialog with a Dragon who has recently laid claim to a Village in Shieldfreeden. Reward: 10 Gold

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>>3599460

>Dangerous Undead Sighted: Zeltoble has reported a series of high level undead roaming its Border with Melromarc and another nation. These undead seem to be coming from its neighbor, who is experincing a Famine an Coups as of recent. Investigate what happened and terminate all undead.

Slaying undead is gods work.

Gender:Male
Race: Boar Bestmen
Like full body not just added parts.

>>3599527
Damn it forgot to remove pic.

>>3599460
>Dangerous Undead Sighted: Zeltoble has reported a series of high level undead roaming its Border with Melromarc and another nation. These undead seem to be coming from its neighbor, who is experincing a Famine an Coups as of recent. Investigate what happened and terminate all undead.

Female wisp or somthing like bound spirit with free will that has golem like construct. We are slaying undead so ghost waifu.

>>3599460
>Dangerous Undead Sighted: Zeltoble has reported a series of high level undead roaming its Border with Melromarc and another nation. These undead seem to be coming from its neighbor, who is experincing a Famine an Coups as of recent. Investigate what happened and terminate all undead.

Then be some unholy presence afoot, we must cleanse in the name of jeezus

>>3599460
>True-Dragon Sighting: Go and open Dialog with a Dragon who has recently laid claim to a Village in Shieldfreeden. Reward: 10 Gold

>Human. Female. Big fadumpas. Can hold her moonshine.

>True-Dragon Sighting: Go and open Dialog with a Dragon who has recently laid claim to a Village in Shieldfreeden. Reward: 10 Gold

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>>3599849
>Human. Female. Big fadumpas. Can hold her moonshine

Let me take a crack at fluf for Female human (can hold her drinks)

>Hmm~ In a town not far from the border lives a noble woman with both looks and brains. She could be called a buty of the land exept for one problem she likes no LOVES her drink. After she bankrupted a baron (he deserved it plus he was embezling and she had proof) by buying some good shit her investigations hit a dead end somthings going on the kingdom but she knows not what...
>"Ara~ Look at me lord hero will you give this unlucky woman but a sip?"
>"Nah you had a small barell this mornin now help me smite."
>"Trully you dont understand maidens heart at all." She poted and solved the puzle he was strugling on in 10 secounds looking bored.

>>3599936
Not far. (Also everyone k ows puzles come from hell and need smiting)

>>3599936
Hmm, very nice.. But why make her smart? Surely being a drunkard is enough of a gift in itself!

>>3599936
So I'm going to assume Fadumpas is pic related. If not, explain because I cannot find anything on google or Urban Dictonary. I assume its the a 4chan thing that I just have yet to find.

“Well, I’m thinkin that I’ll be takin dat one with the Zombies. Damn thin’s are an affront to the Lord.”

The gal looked over the paper for a momen’ before noddin to ‘erself, “Hmm, I will warn you that these undead are pretty dangerous. Even for a hero you might want to get a larger party.”

I chuckled myself, “Well I’ll keep an eye out. Its not like I’m gonna have one linin up outside the-”

Boom!

I turned my head to see someone comin through the door. Walkin in was a pretty gal, but damn she had some tracks of land. I mean, fuck how is she still standin. She looked around for a momen’ before turnin to me an smilin.

Since I was a gentleman I welcome her, “Hello there miss, did I do somethin against ya last night or somethin? If so I’m sorry bout that.”

“Ara ara, it wasn’t last night Mr. Sword Hero.” She was walkin real funny as she made it to me, “I was suppose to meet you this morning, but you didn’t show up.”

“Meet me? What are ya talkin about?”

It was then I finally got a good look at the lady. She was lookin good for ‘er age, an had some bits of armor ‘ere an there. What was pretty fuckin off was the fuckin Great Sword she had on ‘er back.

“Ara ara, well I was suppose to be training you, silly~.” She said wissfully, “You were going to leave town without me?”

“Oh yeah, I rememberin now! I asked the ol’ man to get me someone.” I showed ‘er the paper, “‘eres the quest I was doin, you wanna join in?”

“Hmm, well…” She was thinkin for a momen, “It seems a little far, and I don’t want to be too far. I heard there was a new liquor, Moonshine they are calling it.”

“Well your in luck!” I said bringin out a bottle, “I’m the guy makin the stuff! I’ll fuckin make ya some barrels worth if you want.”

“Oh really~!” Her eyes were lightin up as she grabbed the sheet, “Undead~? Ah, I remember my first zombie I killed.” An with that she started wonderin out the door.

>Anything I need to get before I leave?

Honestly she is really hard to write without many references. If you guys have links to character like her post em.

>>3600229
>Don't trust that girl. Get some damn armor though.

>>3600229
Check up on Naofumi and Spear guy

>>3600443
They're probably dueling. Find them and then pick up armor.

>>3600229
>Pick up some new armour

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Since we are headin out soon, I decided to make some rounds around town before leavin. I was already low on funds, so I made my way around first sellin off Meth to them Doctor people.

With a little more funds I was headin over to that one smith dat gave me a discount. Low an behol’ I foun’ da Shield Boi walkin into da place with what seemin to be some egg.

I walked into da place, the Boi’s face turnin to suprise as I walked up to the counter. I wasn’ the first one to talk however but the gal who decided to follow me ‘round town, “Ara ara, why the Shield Hero. I have a lot about you even before my arrival.”

The kid just looked at her, “Jim, who is this lady?”

“Oh, I seemed to have struck a nerve! My Apologies,” She blushed a little at the kid, “You see, I heard you’re crime when I was in Shieldfield. Why, everyone there were calling it ‘bullshit’ I think. I must say, from what I saw last night I would agree with them, those people trusted you.”

“Oh…” The kid seemed to simmer down before turnin to me, “And why are you here?”

“Me? I’m here to get some armor since my clothin turned into ashes yesterday!” I said walkin to the Smith, “What you got for 500 Silver?”

“Hey Naofumi, you actually made a friend?” The guy said laughinly.

“Shut up and get him his armor Old Man.”

The man laughed a little before lookin me up an down. Once his eye saw me sword he seemin to be in deep thought, “Well, for 500 Silver there are a few things I could get you. First would be some Chain Mail, but since you obviously need something that screams hero I got two things.”

The man pointed at Shield Boi, “Since your a hero you probly got a bunch of fur, I can give you the same armor as the Kid’s, which is about the same rating as Chain.” He then moved his finger towards what was a suit of armor, “But unlike the kid you might actually want the Plate Armor. Its bulky and limits agility, but in exchange you’ll be protected. It can also be customized with enchantments and upgrades that are pretty worth while. Though most people prefer to being able to move than long term stuff, eh Kid?”

Naofumi just gave da guy a stare as he laughed.

>Well, what do you guys think?

Still trying to hammer the gal down. Anyways like said above Plate now has a purpose for people to wear it. Of course enchantments to make it weigh less are out of the book but things like [Magic Reflection] and reinforcing it with high tier metals are on the book. Let alone it finishes the Crusader Knight vibe we are aiming for. You can even make your own Barabrian Armor variant if you can convince me.

>>3600731
It'll take some time to get used to it but lets take it

>>3600731
>what strikes the Ballance with the defense of plate and the maneuverability of chain and fur. . . . Ahha! Scalemail!

>Make the girl more of a spell sword and give her something between a motherly/sisterly (depending on age or height to others) and bratty personality

>>3600731
its perfect ITS PERFECT T POSE PRAISE THE SUN

>>3600731
>implying the endgame isn't becoming so bulky it looks like we've walked straight out of 40K

>>3600808
That's a terrible idea, we're not one direction spearfag!

>>3600808
*Whistling*

>>3600808
SWORD ARMOR ITS A GIANT SWORD but has a handel and is EDGY

>>3600808
>>3600952
Staaaaaaaaaaaaahp!

>>3600731
look HOU CRHISTIAN IT IS

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>>3600963
>>3600952
SHOVEL SWORDS WHERE ITS AT ARE YOU DIGGING IT?

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FEAL THE GLORI OF DA LOURD

QM where are you?

>>3601060
he CAOUNT PROTECT YOU NOW KIDDIE

Here I am

>>3601087
Help! I'm having a nightmare this quest is about to turn into Questing QM's European Dragon Quest but with the mortality risk of a Only War playthrough!!

>>3601096
Link the Quest you are talking about and maybe I'll dodge it. Are you just worried you guys won't die? Roll horribly and see what happens.

>>3601096
oh yeah i that one never managed to finish that what happened to the qm it was really fun also think its one of the few quests a mc got hungry?

>>3601107
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=European%20Dragon%20Quest
the first one is not there but still read it

>>3601124
this quest was a wild funny ride was not afraid to do what it needed to do crazy shit nazies other dimensions family issues eating getting fat then training the BUTTER WAR and other stuff

Ya know, that is a fuckin mess. I like it, but this needs to be a little more grounded.

>>3600137
Just a classy looking girl with a bottle. You have no idea how hard its to find a pic for a classy drunk.

>>3601109
Last I heard from questing he got fucked in the medical hole and had to stop running.

>>3601147
Yeah, I'm taking more of a guess its closer to Akeno from DxD.

>>3601150
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2307224/
this was the last thread in archive

>>3601151
I'd be fine with it as long as the players can remember. More than one waifu ruins our lifu.

>>3601143
>Your sucseeding this feels way more grounded now than just after character creation.

>>3601187
I'm not too worried about that. This will likely be the last companion add-on for a while, let alone she's here to do a job. Sadly no one grabbed onto Dolly much, but I wrote her crappily.

>>3601151
Basicly just no sadism.

>>3601197
What are you talking about? I live Dolly. Clif is the one who feals nonexistant mutch of the time.

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“Hmm, I think I’ll be takin that plate armor.” I said happily.

“Really now? Well I bought it to sell. Why don’t you come in the back and we can hammer out the finer details.” He walked into the back an I went along with ‘im.

He started takin measurements as he started speakin, “So you are the guy who got Naofumi to out of his shell?”

“Yeah, bettin the poor kid got fucked over big time.”

“Yup, you know I sold him a shirt of Chain Mail his first day in the world. He was wide eyed and full of hope, along with the girl he was with.” He took a measure around my waist, “Next time I see him, hes walking the streets in nothing but his undergarments. Preachers in the streets announcing his crime as gospel. If you knew the kid it was obvious he didn’t rape that girl.”

“Well he just needed some pushin. I’m pretty sure the one who helped him the most was ‘is Coon. They always have a time gettin you to love ‘em.”

“Hmm, I guess you’re right there.” The guy got up as he was finish measurin, “She grew up to be a fine lady. Well I say you will fit a set perfectly. I remember you comin in with a belly, damn things gone already.”

“Huh!” I looked down to see a set of abs, “My fuckin beer bellies gone! SHIT!”

“Come on, we need to get you your armor.” He said cartin out a set. The only thing I didn’ like was the helmat, but I had a feelin later on I’ll be changin it.

As we walked out into the store the gal I was with whistled, “Ara ara, Mr. Knight come and rescue me.” She said with a shit eatin grin.

“Nah, I’m just gonna kill heretics Mrs. whatever your name is. What do you think Dolly?”

The cloaked firgure looked up, “Protective. It works with your fighting style of getting roasted.”

I grew a small grin, “Comin from the little one who decided to go commando.”

“It is simply most effective Jim, you already know that.” She said like it didn’ matter. Honestly it didn’ but its one of dem thin’s that make ‘er odd like me.

“Well I’m gonna head out Naofumi. Actually, what the hell are you going to be doin anyways?”

The Boi nodded, “I’m thinking of peddling. It should provide me with money and maybe I can meet some people willing to join our forces.”

“Already thinking long term.” Dolly chirped, “You are not like my Master, who started a ‘Crusade’ in the Guild’s bar.”

I heard the Blacksmith sayin somethin bout, ‘wait thats true!?’, but I instead said my goodbyes to Naofumi an went on me way.

>Anythin you all thinkin I should get?

You know this is not a true redneck conversation. You always have to say goodbye three times before you leave because they never stop talking. Sadly I didn't have enough space.

>>3601249
whant some of mah drugs? also unded killing howes that done?

>>3601257
Ya break it's head and pull em inta a pile before praying then roastin em.

>>3601249
Naofumi is gonna be busy fixing the other hero's mess and finding a different dragon core. We should get out of his way. On the other end. We also gotta ask the new girl her name and what she's good at.

>>3601249
>Ask yoir new companion whats usually efective against the common undead. Also see in marketplace if theres some of dat ore bow kid was talking about.

>>3601270
Duno nuthing about difrent dragoncore but he will pul some bs for shure.

>>3601208
This^
Cliff pretty much has been an afterthought.

“So I got a question, anythin good when it comes to killin dem undead. I mean, arn’t they already dead?” I asked the lady.

“Well… undead generally have resistances based on what they are.” She started countin on ‘er fingers, “Vampires have the most, usually around 5 differnt weaknesses from sunlight to wild roses and even silver. Its just some of them can be immune or affected by different things. Liches have the least, since they are resistant to Divine Spells and many immunities. Generally you just want to hit them with a bludgeoning weapon or burn them with fire.”

“Damn thats a lot of details.”

She simply shrugged, “Well~ fighting the living dead is complicated. We should just buy some torches and maybe a small mace for little lady.”

“Yes, that would be helpful from your info.” Dolly said neutrally.

An so we made our way ‘round the market, buyin wood an dat small mace. I started askin ‘round for dem ore, even if I didn’ have any money, but it seem the King Guys is becomin pretty active in buyin out the market. If I’m gonna get any I need to leave atleast the middle of the country.

Dolly finished stuffin the stuff we bought into ‘er cloak, I could have sworn I saw ‘er smillin under that as she was gettin all that stuff.

The sun was at high noon as I checked me funds. Seems all dem purchases have left me without much money, maybe a 100 silver left.

>Anythin else I should get?

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>>3601760
>Back to the guild. Find someone to show us how to properly do the murder stroke since getting a mace isn't possible for us. Then use the last of our money for a horse.

>>3601762
This^
Unless of course the system is going to "HURR" and fuck us over not letting us use our weapon in a clever way.
It probably won't happen though.

>>3601762
>>3601760
Wait a minute, if the weapons can absorb stuff. What would happen if it absorb weapons? Would it even be possible?

>>3601762
>>3601770
You guys are traveling with a master swordwoman. She'll be teaching you all that.

>>3601776
Well you can do that, with only swords.

>>3601777
Horse it is then. Or whatever caravan is traveling out that way where the undead are. We're on mighty mission!

>>3601777
>No sword mace where it's a sword with a ball full of tinier swords at the end.
Bah humbug.

>>3601779
I mean, you could always get a Shinai, which is a blunt practice sword. You could also just order a piece of iron stick to a sword and tadah, blunt sword.

You just need to think within them restrictions.

>>3601780
That's a fair judgement.
Regardless I'm still supporting the mordhau training as the first thing to be taught by our tig biddy drunken master.

>>3601778
Eh jumping on this. Besides that looking foward to lerning. Might try working in Clif in some votes in the future.

Besides that we are going to border whitch will be fun if what queens dealing with and whats shown on spear spin off is any indications.

>>3601780
If it's to remain usefull when compeating with Crusader King and later lvl's of Dragon series it needs to be some fuck off old and magical wood carved by grandmaster carpenter that also hapens to be a swordsman so its truly magnificent wooden sword.
>>3601778
Take mah hat.

>>3601781
Not likely shes likely will take us trought the basics first anything more advanced can come later.

>>3600137
Fadumpas anon, means big ass tiddies.

An so after all day shopping we ended up heading out. I was askin this gal how she got around, patently caravans are always hirin guard for diet goods. Which is da reason I'm walkin in da rear.


Dolly took inta this guard duty with some spirit, decidin she would hang out ontop of a wagon to stalk the roads. Cliff was just happy to hang out next to me, occasionally attackin one of them rabbits when dey got close. For the Gal, well she was hangin off the back of a wagon with a little in hand.


Since we had nothin better to do I called out to 'er, "Ya know, I never did get your name, Miss."


Her eyes widened a bit before she started smiling, "Ara Ara, I guess I did. Well then you can call me… Exe. My parents were never good in naming us anyways."


"Aye, I can hear that already. Poor BJ never got over that. So are ya gonna teach me somethin or nah?"


"Oh." She looked into the sky for a momen' before turning back to me, "I guess I can tell you what your, curriculum will be."


"Just tell me without dem fancy words like ya just used."


"Alright~" she drew out her sword, which was about 3/4th 'er height, "The first thing I will be teaching you is technique. In this world, people tend to rely more on their levels than skill in combat. This of course means if you had skill and faced someone ten levels above, you could easily beat them."


"Alright," I said to Exe with a noddin, "An the second?"


She grew a little smile, "Well… I don't know if you can do it yet. Think of it as my Trump Card, a Competitive Advantage~. Why I'm quite sure it's the reason that King had me summoned to the court."


"So your not gonna tell me now?"


She flashed me a devilish smile, "Well not right away."


The Caravan stopped, everyone seemin to get stuff out to prep 'emselves for lunch. The gal just walked towards me with 'er sword, "For now, I wish to see how far the Sword Hero is. Came at me little boy~."


Seein as I didn have much else to do, I lined up with the gal. She, like meself, was weilding something like a Great Sword or a Long Sword. She had a smile on 'er face, but it reminds me too much of Betty, an no one messed with Betty.


"Come at me with all you have."


>How should I start dis?


Can someone link the Spear Spinoff in PDF form? I was gonna start making shit up but if it's good Ill give it a read.

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>>3598145

Anyone who have read Rising of Shield Heroe novel please tell me. Is the anime almost catch up recent chapter in the novel? Or there is still a lot of chapter left until anime can catch up?

>>3602203
I have it but the pdf if just over the size limit. I'll upload it elsewhere!

>Charge forward?

>>3602232
Oh anon, the anime is far behind the manga, that's not even considering what of the LN hasn't been adapted into art format either.

Anime is far, far behind.

>>3602203
vo l a file orgSLASHrSLASHye 6k 3h4w

Here you go QM!

>>3602249

Thank you so much. Now I feel relieve. I'm afraid that anime will go hiatus if it catch up to manga/novel.

>>3602203
You need to know the spear is compleatly bipolar and crazy in spinoff. Its deacent for the few extra lore bits here and there and some stufs intreaging if you read between the lines even if they are aiming for more of a comedy.

>Charge? Its all you have been doing along of making shit up as you go till now.

>>3602203
Charging thrust!

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>>3602203
>Charge, all we know right now.
Also, Raphy Raccoon is definitely a 'coon.
We just should of seen her do pic related.

>Roll a d100 for performance of that thrust and the fight.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3602643

The Spear hero LN is here QM >>3602280
Just in case I'm a dumbass and it wasn't obvious.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3602643

dice+1d100

>>3602643

>>3602666
in options anon

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3602643

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3602643

Since I really didn’ have anythin better to do, I went at ‘er with a chargin thrust!

I ran at ‘er with all my speed gettin some kick behind me attack. Right when she was just 5 feet out, I extended my attack right for Exe. The gal grew a smile, goin for da side as she didn’ want to face me blade. She wen’ for me side, but I turned the blade right on ‘er, forcin the gal to block.

Our swords were brought up in a lock. Damn though this gal was strong, I could feel ‘er pushin me back even with da Crusader King Sword activated.

“Ara ara, it seems being the Sword Hero is no joke. You fight like a prodigie, your own instincts easily telling you not to overextend your blade. You are wise too, because you knew you shouldn’t rely on talents since you don’t know how to fight. [Fortress]” she glowed for a momen before gavin me a bash of ‘er should, an it was so fockin hard I felt it through da armor.

Next momen’ she grabbed the fuckin blade an bashed my head with it. My head was rattling but I went up an defended ‘gainst her next attack. Before I could give ‘er a chance to hit me I gave ‘er my own shoulder.

We kept goin at this for a few minutes, she just kept on either kickin me, punchin me, or tryin to do that fancy attack at my helmat. But like I was gonna let ‘er get away with it twice! I made sure I was the first one to hit, an make sure I used the next move. When ever I hit ‘er however it felt like I was hittin a rock, not flesh!

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“So you might be wondering why your attacks are not doing much damage, yes?”

“Fuck yeah I do. You usin some kind of skill?”

She laughed a little, “Not quite a ‘skill’ as you Heroes refer to them as. My Great Great Grandfather claimed these were [Martial Arts], something more akin to Magic than Skills.” She bought up da sword an presented it to me, “Let me show you what my Ancestor, the previous Sword Hero brought to this world, and what I’m thinking of teaching you.”

She brought out the sword an presented it to me, “[Ability Boost], [Greater Ability Boost], [Flow Acceleration].” An in the next momen’ she’s flyin at me like some missile!

Next momen’ she’s right next to me with ‘er sword in hand. She brought up da blade an brought it down, “[Threefold Dimensional Slash]!”

I could see it only for a momen’, three blades comin at me. Next I felt them all dig into me armor, nothin that could kill me but damn was it hurtin. I kept on me feet though, starin ‘er down as she brought that blade of ‘er’s back.

“Ara ara, it seems they were not joking about the bodies of Heroes. You guys won’t be out of the game unless you cut their limbs off. Well, I don’t even know if that’ll work.” She said all that while smirkin.

It all hurt but I was managin, “So, what ya think. You thinkin I have a chance?”

She gave me a noddin, “Yeah I think so. I showed you the pinnacle of swordsmanship, now you just need to get there.”

“An how am I gonna start it?”

“Well, lets get you to swing that big sword of yours faster, maybe focus on quicker strike rather than those death blows you’ve been throwin. I guess its a habit you got from killing so many Demons.”

>QM: Well what you guys want to do after practice, or let me have a little fun with a random encounter

>>3602904
>random encounter
let's suffer

I’d go for making moonshine, but you seem *too* giddy about a random encounter. Let’s go with that

>>3602904
>MYSTERY BOX

>>3602904
Random encounter. Then when we recover have her teach us that fucking murderstroke.

“I’m sorry Johnny, I shouldn’ have called ya a sissy for complainin about the army.” By the time we had finished their first round of boot camp I was layin on the wagon while Exe was walkin with a smile.

“Ara ara, but you made quite a bit of progress Sir Sword Hero. We might be able to go into styles and fightin techniques before arriving.”

“Is it not efficient to exercise to exhaustion?” Dolly said sittin on top of a wagon, “We are meant to be watching this Caravan after all.”

“Ara ara, give me a little.” Exe said makin a poutin face, “I just want to make sure he is ready to inherit my families techniques.”

As the two were bickerin I noticed the wagon I was ridin was slowin to a halt. Some shoutin could be heard. Takin the pains to get up, I stood up from my place to see Dolly an Exe had already drawn their blades.

Somethin then appeared in the top of my screen. The icon looked kinda shitty, like it was somethin from some odd beta. It wasn’ any hourglass like what was next to it, but some odd eye lookin thin’ from those cool fantasy movies.

Makin sure my blade was the Crusader King Blade, I went ‘round the carriage to see what was comin in. Only took a momen’ to see some odd lookin creatures runnin at the carriage. Closer look an I saw their name

Interdimensional Goblin Raider

Wait, wasn’ that a name like one of those thin’s from the Wave?

>Seems they’re comin from only one side, so what should be our plan of attack?

And this is when we start diverting from Canon, because some things just don't make much sense and we already got Yahweh up in here. Shits going to get fuckin crazy if I do it right.

>>3603604
LETS GET DRINK AND DUNK ON THEM AND INTEROGATE THEM WITH CLOTH AND WATER LIKE UNCLE BLURB

>>3603613
we get the golbins drunk and tripping lets see if we cna interogate

>>3603604
>Tell the others to not kill it, and hit it with a skill first.

>>3603716
>>3603604
>Infect sword, Alchemist sword. Moonshine. It should drunk him up in seconds.

>>3603846
>Support

How do y'all feel about training our party in the combo skills that the spear faggot had his bitches buffing his attacks with? Certainly with our current build there will be a way to extend those buffs to army groups when we start mixing our Crusader Kings Sword into it?

“Okay everyone, I wanna catch a couple of ‘em to see what the fuck is happenin here. Rest of em we kill!” I yelled at the top of me lungs.

Everyone gave me a noddin an we went to work. I wen’ on the side with the most of em, seein bout 15 of them little purple guys tryin to stab a cart. Thin’ was there was men already runnin away from ‘em that should have been next to ‘em. Eh, guess they might be retarded.

Since I didn’ wanna kill, I switched to da Alchemist Sword an wen’ to work, “Infect Blade: Moonshine!”

I came in for da attack, the Goblins only turnin to me when I was right next to ‘em. Dem little guys were too slow, an got a cut in deir arms for their trouble. Some of ‘em died from it, some didn’ an just fell on the ground.

As I was fightin I saw Cliff comin from behind me, chowin down on those little guys that were still standin. It didn’ take everyone but a minute before we were now pushin into the forest where more were comin from.

“[Threefold Dimensional Slash]!” Exe sliced a group of three at once.

“[Backstab]” An Dolly assassined one of ‘em that were comin behind Exe.

We had finally pushed ‘em to the brink, seein a clearin where they seemin to be comin from. While they were clearin ‘em out I decided to look through the brush an see what was ‘ere.

What I saw was a tear in the air, like a tear in realitin sort of thin’. It was crazy lookin it just bein there. Soon though I saw it fuckin gave birth to more of those little guys just like dem Waves an dat giant ass crack.

It only took a momen’ for me to see it before it suddenly came in on itself. The crack went away like it was a fockin scardy cat.

“What the was that…” Was what I ‘eard from Dolly.

>Well, how you guys wanna interrigate dem Goblins you captured?

Did not expect you guys to do this of all things, but we can make this work. I think.

>>3604197
>As anon suggested. Tie one down. Waterboard it with moonshine. Then make another watch while giving it more to drink and try to convince it to spill the beans. Who sent em abd why?

>>3604206
Support
>>3604197
Chances are their stories wont be anything big like 'chiling home sudenly a crack and here no home or food need stuf to rebuild'. As they are real creatures from the other world they might give us some small answers and more importantly raise lots of questions for the future.

>>3604206
Support
>>3604209
Yup just a small piece that opens a way to biger realisation faster in next wave or just after.

With a little work we tied ‘em all up. We were able to get bout 3 of dem little guys together, all of em startin to wake up. Dolly was stardin on the side line with ‘er dagger drawn while Exe was just lookin curious ‘bout all this.

Doin as y’all say, I threw a bag over the most thinkin one an’ started shakin ‘im, “Where are you from!”

“Rawr, gau! Attack Bite Kill!” The thin’ snappedback awake as I was shakin ‘im. Though he was sayin some strange things while tryin to fight back.

I gave ‘im a dunk in da Moonshine, “Who sent ya ‘ere?!”

This dunk as causin to to slow down on the fightin part, “Rawr… Kill. Destroy. Eat. Break.”

“Uh…” I gave ‘im another dunkin, “Who are you?”

It kept on slowin to a crawl. Lookin at the thin’s eyes, they were lookin all loony an out of wack.

“I don’t think they are sentient, Jim.” Dolly said as she was now studyin the things, “Do you even understand them?”

“Yeah, but they keep sayin ‘Kill, Murder, Fuck’ The whole shebang. Damn thin’s arn’t thinkin.”

“Interesting.” Exe said while bringin her sword to the guy’s neck. On reaction the thin’ in my hand tried to recoil away from it like an animal, “It still has its basic instinct. I wonder…”

Exe slowly moved ‘er hand closer to the guy, once it was in bittin range he went right for it. Issue was she never moved ‘er sword an he stabbed himself through the neck. He was dead instantly.

“Ara ara, it seems if given the chance they reject those feelings to, ‘Murder, Kill, Fuck’.”

>Any other tests you guys wanna do and what you want to do with these guys?

>>3604516
So they have survival instincts but, the secound they have target to kill it gets overwriten? I guess the gitch of a godess has a failsafe against this kind of situation worked in naturaly. (Or its just their spiecies thing and im talking out of my ass.

>Finish them your not gona get anything usefull information wise out of them. Man it creaped you out seeing survival instinct trown away so fast its a wonder their all not dead from wherever they come from if thats their first reaction.

>>3604516
Kill em, feed em to sword. Use the last one to and items out of.

With some slashin I cut every one of ‘em. None of my companions even flinched as I placed their bodies in the weapon, but I notice ‘em merchants were gettin a little skittish. With that done it was day’s end an rested for a night.

>Goblin Sword (Agility Up L)

>Interdimensional Sword [LEVEL LOCKED]

…

The sounds of our sword bashin ‘gainst one ‘nother was startin to become music to my ears as we fought. I went in for ‘er flank, causin Exe to stick ‘er blade in the ground for a block. Quickly after that I went in for a punch, the hit connectin with ‘er hard as stone flank.

With that she brought ‘er own sword for a hit, causin me to bash it away with my armored arms. Hurt like hell, but I then managed to get in a thrust at ‘er stomach. It grazed ‘er a little, but the gal was just smilin at that.

I wasn’ done though, I brought the sword up on ‘er, which would ‘ave cut ‘er in two if she didn’ dive backwards away from me.

“Ara ara, you are getting much better Jim, using your armor to its full potential. You might be able to live up to the name of Sword Saint soon.”

“I’m the fockin Sword Hero, course I’m good with a sword. Course ya can break my fuckin bones whenever ya want.”

“Oh, why you are cutting yourself short. I say you could easily kill platoon of equally leveled soldiers with ease, though you are right. Who knows, I might be able to teach you how to use [Martial Arts] by weeks end.” She looked up at the sun, “Well thats it for the day, next time we stop will be when we hit the border town.”

>Nice, well it’ll be nice to get there. What y’all thinkin I do till then? Talk to someone, play fetch with Cliff?

>>3605028
Train our coon to ride Cliff just like those gobos in dem fantasea movies

>>3605028
Give Cliff the Filo treatment, ride em with the monster trainer sword, and see how much EXP we grind.

>>3605028
does Cliff know any tricks? if not then
>Train Cliff to follow basic comands

>>3605028
Grab a leash, take cliff out for a walk.
With Dolly riding his back him as well.

We need a summon QM sword.

? Yes?

>>3605696
Wish I saw this an hour ago.

Is Jims stat sheet up to date?

>>3605990
Assume they never will be. I hadn't had the time to fix em up. Just pay attention to that line that says last updated for when I did. Writing Cliff stuff now!

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Since we are movin slowly, I went over to see if ol’ Cliff wanted to go huntin some of dem animals. Ya know, I remember when the pup was a bit smaller. Now he was bout halfway up my chest, an damn was the boy built.

“Ruff ruff!” both ‘is heads were lookin at me, just waitin to do somethin. Since he was this big, I went ahead an’ jumped on ‘is back.

“Okay boy, lets go out an cull dem animals.”

The two barked out in joy as they ran off with me into the forest. Bastard was both fast an good at turnin. First we went at some of dem rabbit thin’s, the two head bein more than enough to eat ‘em with a single gulp.

We started movin to bigger thin’s, much bigger. Bears the size of trees were the best ones since I got to fight with the pup. He’d latch onto it with ‘is jaws, lettin me go in for a strike right at its throat.

Weirdest thin’ was I think Cliff was gettin even bigger. Every time he ate one of ‘em rabbits he’d get just that tad bit bigger.

It was nearin the end of the day, so me an Cliff were makin our way back to da caravan. As we were goin though Cliff stopped in ‘is tracks.

“You notice somethin boy?” I recieved a nod from the left head as the right started lookin north.

With that I rode with ‘em, the bastard somehow sneakin his way ‘round with ‘is size. Closin in I could feel somethin in my bones. It was like somethin disgustin was around an’ taintin the land of God.

Drawin out my sword I leaned forward, peerin into the trees. What was movin seemed to be a group of 30 somethin Skeletons followed by disgustin walkin corpses, Zombies. One of the undead stuck out though, he was standin straight up like some commander of da group but ‘is red eyes were glowin with hatred. He didn’ seem to notice us yet since we were a good ways away, simply this feelin an Cliff’s nose tippin us off to them.

>Should I go in for an ambush or run back to get the others? Or maybe somethin else?

>>3606241
subtly warn the others the undead are here point and stuff

>>3606241
>Run back to the others to warn them. We have to strategize so we can finish the fight without running out of MP.

>>3606306
Support

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Takin into account that theres a fockin army of undead comin over we ran back to the ‘Aravan. It seems Cliffs been gainin a good ‘mount of speed from his fightin too as we were runnin. Damn this dog is gettin better an better.

We made it back to the ‘Aravan within a minute, way faster than those ‘bominations were movin. Dolly seemed to catch what was happenin, an quickly started runnin over as we came in. Exe was lookin confuse, but took da hints somethin was up.

Dolly was ‘course the one who made it first, comin in for a wisper, “Jim, do you know what is coming?”

“Yup, we won’ need to be lookin for dem undead Dolly. Have the Caravan stop an get everyone in one carriage so we defend.”

With that she sped away, Exe comin forward lookin put off, “They here?”

“Yup, Dolly is workin to get everyone ready.”

She seemed to think for a momen before noddin, “Use the Murder Stroke when we fight these guys. Most undead are resistant to everything but blunt attacks.”

“Aye!”

>Anything else y’all want to prep with? We know where they are comin from an dat they outnumber us bout 15 to one.

>>3607127
>Give out 5 sterioids and 10 health pots to caravan. Everyone in party also gets on if they need one just in case.

So handing out the stuff we have supoly of.

And also use your crusader sword to inspire the caravan to destroy these heathens to God

>>3607178
>>3607222
Support.

Also open up with Divine Aura on and a smite on a stronger looking undead or ranged undead as we approach the melee.

>>3607127
I threw out some pots an shit to everyone, "Drink up!" With that me supply of Steroids and health pots are used up.


Everyone did as they were told, Dolly's stats increasin by 25% an I can only think the same is happenin to Exe. I threw one into Cliff's mouth an he ate the bottle too, but he got the bonus.


Activatin Crusader King Sword we waited for bout a minute. The three other adventurers who were guarding the front made their way over an got I to formation.


It was sickenin waiting here, them monsters coming closer an closer. I made sure Divine Aura was on and started my prayer, "I call upon the Lord above who I have sworn my Faith too. In the name of the Lord, [Deus Lo Vult]!"


With a with my war cry the monster were coming out of da forest, all clamerin to get ontop of one 'nother. I charged at 'em, Exe at my rear, "I call upon the Lord above who I have sworn my Faith too. May my blade fall this foe before me, [Smite]!”
I used that attack to slice I to the head of the mob, killin atleast ten of the now near hundred undead. Exe came in like a badger, activating dem [Martial Arts] to start slaughterin their kind in the same fashion. Soon spured by our valor, Cliff joined in an began Killin em.


Even while we were clearin our a good quarter of their forces, the undead scum went ahead an surrounded us. They were aiming for the couple Dozen people we had locked into da wagon.


Once they had us surrounded dat eye glowing one came from the forest, anger in 'is eyes as he really wanted to kill us. As I looked at 'im I saw 'is name.


>Wight


>28/100 skeletons killed.


>Group Condition, good.

>>3607479
>SP: 30% (+25% Recharge)

Enters scene cast noose tornado

>>3607520
What?
>>3607479
>Try to put a hurt on them fuckers with you being bit rekless. (Dolly watches our back, Cliff and Exe try to breake their encirclement some how.)

>>3607479
>Keep fighting defensively and use plenty of murderstroke, conserve our SP so we can cast our expensive buff on later turns. Assign Dolly to assassinate more dangerous undead save for the wight.

>>3607728
Wow its been a while... Its sheep time! Baa~ changing vote.

>>3607759
I've been here a while. That id is just me at work or out and about.

Man I love this quest, but geez, does it take a good deal of time to between QM post.

>Roll a d100

Yeah sorry bout the space between posts, but its mainly because I want a good amount of responses. Morning an Noon posts are usually done before and during work. Like right now I'm doing a after work post and there will be one before I sleep. Sorry bout the wait but I atleast get out 3-5 posts a day doing it like this.

Now though It'll be later tonight I think. Playing a Vampires the Masquerade game till 10. Sorry bout that got the request for rolls out too late due to internet and bullshit.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3608189
>>3608198
No worries and hey, the post are at least quality.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3608189

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3608189
>>3608198
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGH!

Y E E T

Rolled 27 (1d100)

If your gonna scream do it at the skeletons. Intimidate the competition with pure redneck power

>>3608639
Sadly redneck power looks to be a roll of 54.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3608189
Too late, but fuck it

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I clicked my tongue as they got ‘round us, “Stay your ground everyone! The Lord is at our side an shall strike once more when I get the chance.”

“S-sure sword hero!” I heard one of da adventurers say. I didn’ mention I was one to anyone on da trip. Nah, might as well keep on fightin!

We stood our places, bout 5 of us coverin the carriage. I can ‘ear the men inside movin round, but I get the feelin they are trustin us on this.

That Wight stood top one of the carts, raisin ‘is arm. When it dropped, all da Skele’s an Zombies came chargin at us like a wave. I gave a cry of anger as we braced for impact!

First I could ‘ear a bunch of shouts comin from Exe, thin’s like [Three Dimensional Slash] or [Knock Out] came rollin one after ‘nother. Cliff seemed to be doin the best, ‘is size lettin ‘im just run right over the iodiots that came chargin at ‘im. He’s even gone as far as eatin the Zombies, which I don’ know if thats healthy or nah.

Dolly had it the worst though. She tried assassinatin some of the lesser ones, but the fuckers seemed to know ‘ere she was even when I couldn’ see ‘er. When she did succeed, she only got a little boost in damage, nothin like her kill streak in da waves. She was faster den any of ‘em though, and couldn’ be hit.

For meself, I was holdin in there. Odd thin’ that kept happenin was that when some of dem undead came near me, they stopped in their tracks. Since it made it wasy to kill em, I gave them each a nice Murder Stroke. With each of these killed I could feel the Crusader King Sword gettin that tad bit stronger.

We were holdin on when the Wight seemed to be getin impatient. Hoppin off ‘is platform, he landed right next to one of da adventurers. I had to laugh as he missed the poor bastard by yards, while the kid was too fuckin scared to take a swing back at ‘im.

Undead Army: 56%
Jim’s Stats: SP: 55% HP: 98%
Dolly: HP 86%
Cliff: 94%
Exe: 99%


>Well, how you want me to mess up this guy? I’m thinkin smite the fucker.

>>3608890
You were not, but you also rolled poorly. This however is not a tough fight, this guy is though.

>>3609087
Bless the vodka and make holy molotovs?

>>3609087
>Don't use smite yet. Save the mana, instead try to focus on holding off the Weight until we can use Lord's Grace. If the Wight tries to target anyone else the holy Aura and agressive assault of murderstrokes should keep him too busy to get off a spell. Didn't Dolly get a mace? Have her support us with it. Cliff can keep fighting the horde.

>>3609141
Support

>>3609087
>Roll d100

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3609897

>>3609910
I did good... Feals wierd used to below mediocre.

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3609897
Wew!
>>3609910
WEW!

I had to click my tongue like Big Mama Sally as I watched the two continuein to fight. Before the Wight could get one more hit into the poor fellow I went in to intercept ‘im. The bastard noticed me comin an went for a block as I went for a Murder Stroke.

He caught my blade with ‘is block, so I gave a nice tug to wrench both it an’ ‘is blade. Focker was strong, an was holdin ‘is ground even when ‘is hands were startin to burn. So I gave ‘im a swift kick in da leg to try an knock ‘im away. To my suprise the bastard took it well, but he ended up releasin my blade.

After that we started fightin real fight, tradin blow for blow. Sadly for the guy its seems I was just that little bit stronger than ‘im and causin ‘im to hurt. One thin’ I noticed was whenever he hit me, my stats would lower for a momen. Right after I feel a warm feelin in my gut an the stats started risin back up.

As we were fightin ‘is army was startin to be cleaned up. Since dat number advantage was gone Exe an’ Cliff were cleanin house. If I wasn’ any wiser, I think Cliff just got bigger than even me by now!

Dolly however had to change how she was fightin, instead of tryin to hit ‘em in sweet spots she opted to just smashin legs with ‘er mace. Guess dese guy’s just don’ have anythin vital to ‘it.

The bastard I was fightin looked at dis before noddin to ‘imself. Next momen’ he fuckin starts runnin away from me! I got a nice strike at ‘is back, but bastard still had bout half of ‘is health left!

>Skeletons 14/100 left
>Jim Stats: HP 82% SP: 80%

>Am I gonna ask God to smite this guy?

>>3609985
>Hell yeah you will.

>>3609985
>Gosh darn tootin straight we will!

>>3609985
>Damn tootin ya will.

>>3609985
>Roll to fuck his shit.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3610168

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3610168

>>3610188
And his shit has been thoroughly fucked to kingdom come.

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Rolled 14 (1d100)

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>>3610188
Pic related

>>3610209
He had a cursed item. We clensed it with gods harsh light now it makes crusader king even better.

“Your not gettin away ya bastard!” I yelled at da fool for runnin away from me. Feelin like I could, I gave a dead fockin sprint right for the guy. The look on ‘is face when I over took ‘im was hilarious.

Once I was infront of ‘im I made my prayer, “I call upon the Lord above who I have sworn my Faith too, may my blade fall this foe before me! [Smite]!”

With that I struck ‘im with my glowin sword of rightousness an’ just. It only took a momen’ an ‘is entire body was turned into a pile of ashe an’ shit. He wasn’ even able to scream as the light of God came down upon ‘im.

With the leader’s death all da undead were easy pickins. Since they were pretty stinkin stupid none of ‘em evern tried to escape. Most everyone, even them other two adventurers came out alright. Only one who didn’ was Dolly who was grumblin somethin bout ‘No vitals means no Sneak Attacks. I hate undead.’

Since we defended ‘em pretty well those Mechant folk gave us 500 Silver an gave a name of a pretty nice in called ,’Bumbling Troll Inn’.

Course as we went round I was collectin dem Skeleton Parts an got some nice thins.

>Crusader King Sword II (New Ability Unlocked: Turn Undead)

>Skeleton Sword
>Zombie Sword
>Minor Sword of the Undead (Strengthen Undead Aura L, Ability: Raise Low Tier Undead)

With all that we made it to town when the sun was risin’. Outside I saw a bunch more guards runnin roun’ than what I saw in dat Castle Town. Even some of dem priest folk were with ‘em, so I guess dat little undead problem has gotten worse den?

Sadly though everyone is a good bit tired since we were fightin last night, so ‘eres that.

>Should I go get us an inn to stay in?

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/136Cr86QVR6ZdWMqUGEimop9qYhIxDVrCjx_d1yrJpws

If I forgot any mention it please.

>>3610278
>Stay in inn. Sadly Cliff cant follow us in rooms no more boy got too big for that find good stables(?) or some other place where he can stay.

Lots a priests here. Either unded are reall big trouble or 3 heroes church is mobilizing to to prevent contact with reps from other countries and turn sword around if spinoff holds any water at all they can't just let him go to boarder.

>>3610340
Supporting.

With a little bit of effort we made our way ‘ver to da inn. Place was pretty nice, instead of that weird crystal from da capital the place was lit with ol’ fashion torches. Animal head decorated the walls with da center piece bein a massive skull of some four eyed thingy.

What got on me nerves however was the people. Most in this place were dressed in more fancy clothes, but they had some sad lookin expressions on their faces. Most were surrounded by their children who were seemin on the edge of cryin.

Buyin our rooms we made our way up to da second floor. Ended up bein’ two rooms, one for Exe an another for me an’ Dolly. While normal folk would question us, Exe already knew Dolly liked to sleep in ‘er Coon form ontop of me.

As we closed the door to our room Dolly got out a small map. Since I had nothin better to do I pipped up to the Coon, “Whats up with da map Dolly? Anythin on ya mind?”

“Yes I do have somthing on my mind,” She said showin the map to me, “Where we are is on the border to the Kingdom of Brudsh and Zeltoble. It seems a majority of the refugees might be comin here to get into Malromarc due to our stance on Human rights.”

“An what are ya leadin me to Dolly?”

“Those undead that attacked us were aiming to kill the Caravan. If they succeeded, food would be further scarce where people are fleeing. Raising the death count even higher.”

“Dolly, how in the world you gettin even smarter by da day?” I said tryin to wrap my head round this.

“Less food means more dead. More dead means corpses and corpses mean undead. Jim, I believe we are facing a sentient undead.” She said proudly.

“Okay… I think.”

“Give me a little more time, but I’m sure his home is in Brudsh.” She said cheerinly as she got back to dat map.

>Well, what am I gonna do while she is thinkin.

>>3610932
>Well, what am I gonna do while she is thinkin.
Spread the word of God to the people that's what. Spread it to Exe and Cliff first. Then the refugees and others here.

Gonna take the lul between post to explain why.

Dealing with an intellegent undead means we need intellegent units to command. If we convert this population to Christiandom that's an army groups for us to control, where we just need to get them food. Cliff and Dolly make it very easy to feed a large group, so we can focus on doing that and making the village defensible before the undead send a larger force in their malice. While we do this we can also protect enough traders that will have guards we can integrate into our army group for when we push in.

By the time we're ready most of the men will have leveled enough of the fighting force to attack, we will have the greater force in combat not through sheer numbers but in firepower, and on the initial defensive, we can greatly reduce the undead army leaders strength through numbers.

Against superior numbers, have superior weapons and be on the defensive. And while the sword doesn't let us solo-slaughter all the undead, it does have turn undead and a lot of means of keeping our army group in good supply.

>>3610932
>Hug her and praise her for her smarts
Tsun coon deservs praise for being smart tsun coon

>>3611773
Support

>>3611773
We should do this before we take care of buisness. . . . . I need the update.

>>3612078
It'll drop soon. I just need some real internet.

“Ya know you been doin pretty good Dolly.” I said as I gave da Coon hug and ruffled ‘er hair a little, “You keep bein smarter ‘an me, probly better for ya anyways.”

“D… J…” ‘er face became a nice shade of red as she was breakin. Kinda reminds me of when my ol’ PC would break down. Actually I think I see a little smoke commin out of ‘er head, “Th-thank you Jim.”

She went back to ‘er work in a hurry so I decided to head out. As I was headin out I noticed a small group of people goin to da stables. Since thats ‘ere I left Ol’ Cliff I decided to head over ‘ere and see what was happenin.

When I got there I couldn’ believe my eyes. Cliff was what everyone was payin attention to, but he was lookin a good bit differnt. Now the Boy was big, bout the size of cart. His fur was nice an thick like one would expect from ‘is breed, but that wasn’ the most stupendious thin. He grew a third fockin head.

Wonderin a little I checked out da menues to see info on my boy, and I got the name of ‘is race.

>Cerberus (Young)

When one of da heads saw me, it gave a playful bark that was close to a Gunshot. Takin the chance, it leaped over the crowd an’ landed next to me while sittin. Takin the chance, I started pettin the good Boy since he hasn’ killed anyone ‘ere.

Seems I got a crowd, an ya know what, that guys right. Takin the chance I stepped ontop of Cliff’s middle head, the middle boy makin a stupid face while the other looked at ‘im in envy.

“Hello people of this village, I wish to announce that this great beast is Cliff, the hound of the Sword Hero. For you all comin ‘round I wish to say somethin.” Seemin that I got everyone’s attention I started preachin, “I ask you to listen for you are suffering such troublin times. I know one who is always willin to help, God an the Lord Jesus Christ.”

I started my Sermon without many people, only those wonderin what the fuck happened to Cliff. Now though they were growin in number. People from all over town were comin in to see me preachin the Good Word.

I told them to pray in the Lord, for he is in this world. I, the Sword Hero, manifested mericales given to me by the Lord to enact rightous justice against the monsters that are the Waves. It was the First Crusade, the first of many.

But now I came to wipe out these undead plaguing their lands. Such creatures are a scorn to God, and he will grant us strength against these foes. So I ask them to stay an’ fight. Fight to keep such a menace from tryin to claim our God given world from these abominations.

Soon, I will reclaim their lands from this force. This Village is but a launching ground for my forces. And you may join them.

In da end it seems I got bout a hundred people from all walks of life ‘round me. Seems even that family I saw in da Inn were ‘ere listenin to me. As I walked down, those adventurers that came in with me an a couple others pledged to fight by my side.

> Now what should my next step be in readyin my possible Crusade?

>>3612212
> Now what should my next step be in readyin my possible Crusade?

Those who can fight, we train and protect while resources, rocks and wood, are gathered, congratulations everyone. We're gonna get you some levels fighting monsters in the woods.

Those who can't or won't fight will help fortify the town by erecting simple baracades and make siege weapons, Specifically onager catapults.

"God dun't help those dat leave task t' othas! We all 'ave a part ta play in these 'ere trying times! And play 'em we shall ta overcome! Deus Vult!"

>>3612223
Support

>>3612223
Pretty good set up. Cann feel the lader of men.

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I spent the rest of da day workin my ass off gettin stuff movin. With a new purpose in these people’s lives they started helpin about, preparin my engines of war. Honestly if I’m pretty suprised everyone too to work like fish to water. By the end of the afternoon people were workin to construct our first siege engine, callin it a trebuchet.

I checked ‘round an saw our statis on stuff. Seems right now we won’ have enough food for even this many people for a week. If I want to bring in more people, I’m gonna need to get some more food rollin in ‘ere.

Since we are in the middle of a openin in the forest, we were able to get ‘nough wood to start the construction of da walls, but that won’ be done for a little while longer. Maybe 5 days I’m thinkin.

Besides dat, Dolly was able to get me a map of da country we are goin into.

>Look at pic.

Besides all that I’ll be workin hard it seems. Even now I have a bad feelin bout dat country, I’m just wonderin if anyone is still alive over there.

>You guys want a time skip over a week or you want to go day by day?

>>3612447
Day one, weapon acquisition and basic endurence training. Mainly cudgels

Day two, food acquisition. Train the folks through cardio.

Day three, help speed up the leather making process, strength training.

Day four, more monster hunting for food and levels, the rest do endurence training.

Day five, switch off who hunts monsters and endurence training. Help the local Smith with what he needs, maybe pick up a blacksmiths skill.

Day six, start handing out the armor made recently, now it's time for shield training with the spare wood.

Day seven, formation training. by now they should be diciplined and the last of the fortifications going up.

Cliff and Dolly should be given patrol duty when not in town to find and protect the merchants who could be attacked while making their way to town.

Time skip please.

>>3612586
Seems good enought.

Was blanking on what to do beyond get food.

>>3612586
We're gonna need a montage!
(MONTAGE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK4gv11PTI8

An so my week began of readyin the people for fightin. They didn’ realize what they were gettin into when they decided to stay ‘ere, but they sure as hell learned when trainin started.

Our work got a nice amount of people fit for servin. While they are not near what the adventurers I had in the First Crusade were in power, I was startin to make that up by what was happenin on the side.

For food I had Cliff an Dolly focus on slaughterin monsters from the forest. From what Dolly told me, she would kill or take down the monsters by nittin their backs. After that it was easy for Cliff to finish ‘em off an lift the animals back to the village. Even when we had a bunch of people come in middle of the week from the North, we had plenty of meat.

On that note, we have been getting a pretty good amount of people comin in from the North an’ the South. It seems news of my presence has caused most to flee ‘ere, but I made sure to put most of ‘em to work. South wise was a bunch of merchants comin in wantin to profit from my growin forces. Followin ‘em were adventurers, an it seems I made a name for myself in getting people good fights.

Now we are more like a city, our wooden walls high in da air for all to see. Dolly an Cliff have since stopped their huntin to give the local folk some more levels an instead worked on gettin commerce in. Most everyones got some armor on, an plenty of spears have been goin round made of bones an shit.

As I watched the sixth Trebuchet bein finished I heard someone I was gettin to know more an more, “Ara ara, to think you are a natural at leading people.”

I laughed a little as I turned to Exe, “Dese people were needin God by their side, an thats what I am. I’m gonna fuck over whoever is causin this mess.”

“Well…” She gave a sneaky smile to me, “You have proven yourself good enough. I think you are ready to learn [Martial Arts].”

“An what made you think that?”

“Ara ara, feisty.” She chuckled while lookin over the crowd, “I’m pretty sure by Ancestor would love to help you in this endeavor, and as you are the will of God, I am the will of the Henker line of warriors.”

New art of combat learned: [Martial Arts]

[Martial Arts] is similar to personal reinforcment magic except it does not use mana. Instead you can only perform a certain number of [Martial Arts] in the form of buffs and techniques at a time.

[Fortress] Learned: You become an unmovable object, making attempts to knock down, disarm, or otherwise impose Crowd Control weakened against you.

[Ability Boost] Learned: Increase the base parameters of all stats for a time.

“Ugh, that fuckin hurts. Why did ya haft to hit me so hard.” I complained as I turned off the [Martial Arts].

“Ara ara, well that is how I learned them. Of course a hero would learn them within moments while it took me a month before I could perfom even one.” Exe laughed to herself, “Now though you will need to learn on your own, [Martial Arts] are techniques that you yourself must develop from here onwards.”

“Yeah, I think I’m understandin.” I started nursin my bruises.”

With a satisfied Smile Exe left me to nurse meself.

>Its about midday now, what you wanna do?

6,000 battle ready individuals and 6 Trebuchets. If there’s a certain spread you guys want discuss it among yourselves.

forgot to mention, right now you can have only one on at a time. You guys just homebrew some abilites and I will decide of you get it.

>>3613465
>Its about midday now, what you wanna do?

I'd really like to hold down Exe and return the favor of playing rough. But instead getting the trebuchets set up in the middle of town to use as artillery with clusters of rocks falling from the sky and preparing the men to fight the undead in the funneled routes we prepared might be a better use of our time. Once that is done have Cliff ride us to a vantage point so we can see where the undead are and make last minute adjustments as necessary.

Five hours. I'm starting to think my post are making the QM take a while to write for.

>>3614372
Not really. Its that today I was painting my new room and playing board games. My excuse would be that I am waiting for someone else to post so we get more opinions, but I'm learning that weekends actually have less activity.

>>3614685
Ah. Alright. Was about to think I'd have to start shortening my post.

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While I could go out an get back at Exe for fuckin nailin my ass, you are right that I need to get ‘veryone organized.

Walkin ‘round the place I was able to get some people organized, creating two chokin point within the area. Everyone is already startin to get a little itchy, seems they are ready to head out an fight.

As I was makin round ontop of Cliff I noticed Dolly comin over with a rather weak lookin guy. She brought ‘im to the feet of Cliff before jumpin ontop of the hound, “Jim, it seems the enemy is moving.” She turned to the man, “Tell Jim what happened at the Capital.”

The man walked forward lookin at me in awe. His voice was quiverin as he spoke, “M-my Lord. I c-come from the Capital. I-its gone…” He started lookin over ‘is shoulder like somethin was there and was breathin heavily, “U-undead. Thousands of them. They bout cut me off you see, but I made it in time.”

With that Dolly nodded while bringin out a map, “This was the first I heard of them taking territory. If I was to guess though they’ve been eradicating villages near the sea for about two weeks.”

She looked stright at me expectinly, “We need to start fighting Jim. Any longer and they might become too much for us to fight. I think there might be a force harrasing people to our immediate west, but the north might soon flood with refugees.”

>She looked me in the eye, “Do we go West, North, or something else?

>>3614745
"We bout ta begin wit hit and run. Get me cliff, some alcohol, lamp oil, and a few stamina potions. We're gonna go out an 'arrass da undead inta attacking dis town, den we'll repeat til enough dead are down tat we can invade."

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>>3614818
Support.

Wandering Eye [Martial art] - Inceases users natural ability to follow multiple moving objects by giving each eye nindemendent movement. WARNING: may cause diziness if user dose not have good enought preception.

Good when fighting multiple oponents. Plus any painter trying to paint him using it ate liable to make him look retarded.

>>3614862
I motion that this skill is trained passively while drunk and watching things of interest.

I uh, don't think it's a matter if Saturday activities. It looks like the quest stop being updated to the pages as it's been how many days since it has been posted in this thread.

>>3614994
It stoped apearing on 1st page? That explains the drop in players it happens to all threds eventually I think its to prevent mega threds that lag out some people. I didnt notice since I keep this tab open and reftesh the thred couple of times a day.

>>3615090
Yeah. Wrote that while drunk. Anyway, anyway. It's been a few days since the quest went up on the board. Might be time for a new thread soon.

>>3615090

Well its whatever you guys think. I guess since a bunch of new quests came out Friday this happened.

Its just 200 replies seems kind of small to repost.

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I though to meself for a momen’. Ya know, “We’ll begin with dem hit and run. Get me Cliff, some alcohol, lamp oil, and a few stamina potions. We're gonna go out an 'arrass da undead inta attacking dis town, den we'll repeat til enough dead are down tat we can invade.”

Dolly was lookin a little worried but den nods, “It might also be good to get a lay of the land. In that case you should go West.”

“Aye.”

With that I started gettin some stuff together. I was able to get some extra Stam’ pots together with a little jerky for da trip. Cliff seemed pretty happy bout the trip, all three of ‘is head were pointin to da West.

An so I made me way to da gate. Dolly an Exe were the ones seein me out.

Exe had a smile on ‘er, “Now you be careful out there, Jim. We don’t want to be facing the corpse of a hero after all~.”

“Hell yeah I’m gonna live. If I do die though I’m gonna fuck ya over for all da pain ya gave me!”

That left Exe laughin as Dolly handed me a map, “Here is the map of what I know so far. Be careful on your travels.”

I ruffled up Dolly’s hair, “Aye, ya don’ need to be worryin bout me Dolly. Just keep everyone ‘ere in line an ready for any attacks. I know ya will do great.”

She looked at me with a spark in ‘er eyes, she was ready to take on da world. With da goodbyes I rode off into da forests to the West.

>Well, should I start lookin for undead or go to dat Town 5 on da map? (You can also change to different locations, I just need a direction.)

>>3615367
Head to town five, evacuation mission if possible.

>>3615367
See if anyone in town five is alive and well
need more folks to help with the restoration process later.

>>3615379
Support.

I made my way westward accordin to what Dolly told me. Goin' through the forest I saw a few people goin by, most of em were closer to bone den normal people. When they would pass they'd look at me as if I was the second comin of Christ, which I wasn'. Who in their right min' would think day?


I continued, the forest starting to clear out into a sort of plains. Forest was becomin hills as tall as my eye could see an valleys with empty fields. Homesteads seemed to be empty, only those fleein be the only people I saw.


It took bout a half a day's travel, the sun setting over dem hills that I saw a place close to a town. Restin on a shorter hill, it looked bout the same size of the one I left behind. Round it were tents an people, all lookin pretty shabby.


Makin my way closer a pair of horses were coming towards me. The men on em were in lighter armor den me, a long pole restin on their side.


When they made it to me they were put of breath an lookin pretty shitty. Their horses were bony in a not so good way. Seems they weren' jokin bout that famine.


>"H-holt there b-beast rider." He took a momen' to again catch 'is breath, "S-state your name and purpose f-for approaching our city."

>>3615823
"I'm be here ta bring ye salvation. This be da closest border town ta Melromarc? Where be the nearest undead that plagues ye?"

>>3615823
I am the cardinal hero of the sword and i'm here on a mission to rescue the people of this nation from the undead.

>>3615837
Support

By the way on which page is this now?

>>3616382
Looks like page four. Midway down the catalogue.

I sat up tall ontop of Cliff, “I’m da Sword ‘ero Jim, your guys’s salvation. Where the fuck is the nearest undead for me that plagues y’all?”

THe man blinked for a momen’ lookin up in wonder at me, “Th-the Sword Hero!” His eyes lit like he just recieved the catch of his life, “I-I need to get you to Baron Radik! Follow me oh dear Hero!” Without even a beat the man ran for town. Since there wasn’ much else for me to do I followed the kid.

Runnin closer to the walls I started seein the sorry state this place was in. Them camps I saw were filled with people, most wearin only rags on their shoulders. If I had to bet these people were just too fuckin poor to make the trip to my town.

We made our way through the gate, the Guard sayin somethin and then all the guards suddenly looked at me in wonder. Seems these people really trust the Sword Hero that much, but I’m ‘ere not as the sword but a warrior of God. Meh, they’ll learn who to put their fate into later.

The Town itself wasn’ much better. Seems a bunch of people were bunched together an da fuckin place smelled like shit. They looked like the town I was in but far fuckin worse. Hell, I think I just saw a corpse of a Dog a little bit ago. What I did notice was them people lookin up at me just like ‘em guards did, but I could easily tell they were wantin more.

We finally made it to a fortress like castle. Place seemed to be swarmin with guards, all watchin the other in worry. The guy I was followin chatted with ‘is follow before wavin me inside. He had me drop Cliff off near da stables an soon we were makin our way through the Castle.

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We made our way through the barren place. The walls were covered in spots that looked pale white unlike the rest of da wall. We walked till we hit a door that voices were comin out of, “Fucking hell! ‘What happens if Siltvelt attacks’ you fuckin say! The Kings dead by the fucking Parlament’s Assassin, we’ve lost the roads to fucking undead, and the Wave will be coming any week now! The kingdom of Brasch is dead!”

The guard was stunned in ‘is place, so I decided to knock instead. The same coice echoed with the rage, “What the fuck do you guys want!”

I had to smile a little, “Sounds like you are needin some help, I’m your Salvation commin to ya from Malromarc.”

“Malromarc! Those fuckin-” Da door swung open, revelain a heavily scarred man. His grey beard was placin the guy atleast in ‘is 50s but ‘is muscles weren’ goin anywhere it looked. He looked at me like he was goin to strangle me, “Who the fuck are you! You’re no Malroian!”

I had my sword in the Crusader King form with a smile on my face, “Its because I’m the Sword Hero. Heard you had some undead problems an thought I’d slaughter ‘em for ya.”

The man’s face turned from confusion, to an even worse anger than before, before settlin on a more somberin anger, “Come in, ‘Sword Hero’.”

Takin ‘is word I walked into the room, first noticin the map layed out on a table. Standin next to it was a rather skinny man in fancy robes, nothin like the more metal man before.

As I walked in I would’ve been welcomed with a sword to da neck if it wasn’ for Exe’s trainin. The Grizzled man simply muttered somethin as he settled ‘is blade, “So you are the Sword Hero. Comin in ‘ere saying you are my fucking salvation, do you know the last fuckin hero who came here Assassinated my King!”

>Well what the hell am I gonna say to this guy? Also give your questions for the man since unless you guys say something fucked up he’ll calm down.

Also, realized I got the nations in the North wrong, it wasn’t Zeltroble but Siltvelt that was in the North, situation doesn’t changed though.

So for context, you guys are in Brusch. which boarders Siltvelt, Malromarc, and one other nation. Still hoping to get a world map but I'm making due.

>>3616613
>Tell me about that later and I'll see what happened. Right now the bigger issue is the army of undead killing and raising everyone. And from what I've seen these walking corpses being led by something intellegent and smart enemies means times short. We gotta get these people food and get them in shape to run, I got a town all set for defense near the Brusch Melromarc border. Now we're gonna do this the American way. Lead, follow, or get out of my way.

>>3616703
You know what add. "Hell, I'll do what I can to put shit right by ya if one of the other hero's is causing folks trouble." After "Tell me about that later and I'll see what happened" and Before "Right now the bigger issue is the army of undead killing and raising everyone."

Add "now I got questions about what's been going on here but we gotta-" before the American way comment.

>>3616613
And since I don't see any question. We'd like to know how many undead they know of on the map, and add what we know to it. Follow up by asking what types of undead head seen. We'll need to know if there are mages. Then we gotta ask about what soldiers he has that are able to fight and how many he'll have if we can secure food.

While I'm writing this, you guys think I should open a new thread now or later? I was thinking we settle things in this city and then make the new one, but it seems we got just about no one and are at page 5.

>>3617021
It seems like it, but waiting a bit longer is all we need.
Maybe make a new thread after an update or two?

>>3617032
I'm looking at maybe tomorrow or Tuesday. If we do Tuesday we might make the Bump limit by Friday and have plenty of people.

>>3617037
Do you think the problem is that one guy basically has all the suggestions and thats whats killin interactivity with others?

>>3617046
Not really since I know people still watch. I guess I just like more input, even a 'support' means people agree with him. Right now I could be flying a different direction you guys want and wouldn't know it. Hell, I'm happy the one fellow is active since I have had it where a Thread literally died because no one voted.

>>3617056
Well, I got's an idea for how to kill undead. Atleast
in fantasy, zombies are allergic to three things;
Holy/healing magic, fire, blunt objects and decapitation. I'd say salt, but that's for spirits and ghosts. Maybe make some weaponized holy water since we are on our way to paladinhood.

I starred this bastard in da face, “You can fuckin tell me about that later and we will see what happens. Hell, I’ll fuckin fix whatever shit some other hero put things fuckin into.” I pointed my sword right outside his door, “Right now we’ve got bigger fucking fish in the name of a fockin undead army comin through to murder everyone here!”

The man took a step back, but I wasn’ done with ‘im, “These fockin people are starvin, fleeing, and scared, so I say lets fuckin get them some food and make an army! We’re running low on time so we’re goinna do this shit the American way, so either Lead, Follow, or get out of my fuckin way!”

‘Is was was that of suprise when I finished. Like he wasn’ expectin someone to fight back like I just did. It only took ‘im a second before he broke out in a smile, “Oh ho ho, a hero that actually cares for the people. Ya know, that Bow bastard wasn’ a straightforward fellow but you, I like ya. So Mr. Sword, what plans in this ‘American Way’ have you done?”

“I got a small force hangin outside da borders. We’ve been collectin refugees an settin ‘em up with arms.” I gave out a breath, “I came ‘ere to see if we can’t move more in, get a large force together before fightin dem hordes. How about you? Ya know how many we facin or what exactly they are?”

The man was noddin along, “Things arn’t how I would want it. You see you are getting food from the lush lands of Melromarc, we have yet to see good rains in years. Even the Monsters have started migrating away because they can’t get enough food. And you know, Parliment decides the King was responsible for the Famine and here we are.”

He thought to ‘imself for a momen’, “Those undead though. To be honest each of them usually have a story onto themselves. Most troubling ones are those Wights though, everytime they hit you you lose some stats. Besides that, I couldn’t say. Hell, I don’t even know why they all came up all of a sudden!”

The man sat down on a chair angerly, “Since we lost contact with the Capital I don’t know. Those undead have blockaded the roads and while we could travel the Plains, I heard of Undead Mounts running around murdering anyone who tries.” He thought to himself for a momen’, “Ya know something Sword Hero, this would be the best time to level up an army. Without our Hourglass in the Capital we can’t [Class Up] people.”

The momen’ he says that I got a strange feelin, like there is a way. Some way to do this [Class Up]. For now though, “How many people ya got now? Mages an such?”

He thinks to ‘imself for ‘nother momen, “1,500 grunts an only 100 mages. Most of my men are workin tryin to keep the people from eating eachother. If you want a force to fight back…” He looked over the map, “Maybe we can use the populace. For now we need food, so I could care less how just that we need it.”

>Is there anything else you need to ask him? If not, how you thinkin we get ‘im food?

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>>3617127
Ask for farm equipment
and see if we can use a gardening sword.
If Jesus was able ta multiply bread by 2,
we can find a way to do the same miracle with the crops.
[Bi-location]

>>3617224
to add on to this,
maybe we should use the bones of skeletons as bonemeal.

>>3617157
I honestly have no idea, but we have about 40 people here, more lurking. Someone has to know.

>>3617127
Farm equipment would be a good start but we would need lots of water spamming elemental sword attacks might work to produce large amounts of it. But we need food now. We should probably send Cliff to gather food in what few monsters are in the area and protect a few soldiers or villager's we send with him.

In the mean time while stuff is getting gathered we should have whoever has a horse go on the same path we came from to get men and food to move up towards us.

>>3617224
We work on this as Jim himself, see if we can't grow some food first since all armies and their supporters march on their stomachs.

>>3617237
I like it! That's some high tier Minecraft thinking.

>>3617282
Need to be purified tho. Don't think neurotic energy or whatever will help the soil.
>>3617257
Supporting you.

As for class up. You guys need to find a friendly dragon that's pure(ish) (the hourglass basically works off of dragons pulse going through the land + whip wassal had a dragon that knew how to break lvl 100 caps). Then again any monster monarch likely can do it If the existence of 40+ monsters is any indication Likely comes with flaivoring like bee knight instead of heavy Knight or whatever but thems the price.

>>3617549
Thanks Sheep Kun. Good thing we didn't murder that one dragon. And I haven't been able to find the web novels online so I haven't been able to read that far ahead yet.

>>3617561
Another known source of class up in series is filial kings\queens. Felo could do it a while after she passed the BIG Queens test and classed up. There might be a king or queen in the area (there were many the source just didn't give them names) as Fitoria is gathering info on heroes and stuff because of kings unlawful summoning of 4 of us.

>>3617561
Also, I think YouTube has full audiobook if I'm not mistaken.

>>3617582
Well heres a hint, you guys already have a King of something.

>>3617929
Clif the king of hounds? He is only male in party beside us.(that or your taking crusader sword too far for its current stage at least.)

“An I’m gonna grow it.” I said with a smile on my face, “Just get me as much farmin equipment as ya can an maybe a little gold.”

“What the fuck are you talking about”

***

>Agriculture Sword V (Plant Growth Correction High, Plant Growth Rate Up High, Ability: Ensnare.) [Medium]

I was able to gather a fuck ton of farmin equipment rangin from plows to some fancy lookin planters. Throwin them all into my Sword I was able to get the sword as mentioned above.

With that done I went out to the field outside da city. Since I sent Cliff out to get some meat I was out ‘ere alone against what was a fuckin desert. Next to me was the crushed up bones of all the undead they killed comin ‘ere and plenty of dem seeds.

I changed the sword into the Agriculture Sword. The thing was just a very long blade that was way to fuckin big to fight with. What I found though was it went through the ground with ease, plowin and levelin it. There were a couple of holes in the sword, so I decided to dump what ended up bein all my seed an fertilizer into it.

With that done I started runnin across the field. Now I was startin to realize what all those levels were goin into as I was flyin down the desert. Activatin the [Martial Art] [Ability Boost] I was able to get a fuck ton faster. Add in my random water form [Elemental Slash] an we were growin shit!

There were not many people watchin in the beganin, but as I was workin more an more started comin out of their tents. Bein the only workin man in City seems to have been attractin attention for sure. Nearin night there was a bunch of people watchin, an I was bout done workin on the nearby fields.

Lookin over what I planted, I saw the weirdest fuckin thin’. Where I started plantin had already broke the ground an was growin fast. Already it was chest height, meanin as this rate is would be done by tomorrow.

For Cliff he didn’ come back with much like the Baron Guy was sayin, but I got a feelin that there was goin to be plenty of food.

I sent one of their men to send for food an’ men from my ol’ town. Got the feelin we got the food covered, but definitely not the men.

>Its approachin night. Anythin you wan’ me to do before I to sleep?

Ya know I couldn' think of a possible way you guys could get enough food, then you guys decided to go Minecraft. Its perfect.

>>3617944
And there is a reason of why that is.

>>3617949
People wanted a waitu and then big tity drunk? It's no rocket science.

>>3617946
>Just have some downtime with your party. You need bit of meriment after sutch a day of work.

>>3618022
Might as well as I am once again blanking.

>>3618022
This, get to know the people we're feeding. Talk with em, learn stuff, like what happened to their homes. The king. What the area used to be like.

The smell of a roast was goin through the air in the eastern part of da city. Rollin above a fire was about 6 beasts that Cliff was able to kill over the day. Ah, I could already tell this was gonna come out pretty good.


After a day’s hard work I got out some barrels of Moonshine from the inventory, since who hasn’ drank themselves into a damn stupor after workin all day.


As I was readyin everythin, some of those people watchin me earlier were startin to inch their way over. They were actin like a bunch of scared kittens. “Hey y’all, if you wanna eat somethin’ come on over!”


With dat I hosted a soup kitchen with Alcohol an meat. Honestly it was kind of suprisin the meat lasted as much as it did, but I wasn’ gonna complain. Gave me a chace to talk to everyone who came.


“So what the fuck happen to y’all’s King anyways? I ‘eard the guy got blamed?” I asked a rather tall fellow.


“King Rudolf? War Hero he was, the guy didn’t know politics I guess.” The man started, “He was running some high taxes, but no one bothered to enforce ‘em. Hell, I think he was just doing it to tax the wealthy folk of their food. I heard he received an arrow in his head for doing that.”


“Really, who the hell took over after that?”


The man shrugged, “I think the Nobles were trying something, but then the waves his and the dead started walkin.”


I was noddin, “An I take it thats why you’re ‘ere?”


“Yup, heard they were coming and decided to ditch my dirt farm.”


I raised a brow to that, “Dirt farm? Was the place always like that?”


The man shook ‘is head, “Nope, this shit fucked us over good. Normally its lush and green, but two years of no rain fucked us along with the waves.” He started thinkin to ‘imself, “Ya know, the undead didn’t walk till the second wave, after the King was dead. Maybe he’s punishing his countrymen for not giving a shit about his death.”


Most people I was talkin to had bout the same opinion. The King protected the Kingdom during Siltvelt’s take over when he was a Prince ‘long with King Guy. He just got shit luck in anythin’ other than war. Waves didn’ help at all an’ now the Dead are roamin, though no one seems to agree on whats raisin them.


>Well, what should I do tomorrow? (I can do another time skip, this one being three days. We been on the move for 1 week, 5 days I think total. Also I might start a new thread since we’d time skip.)

>>3618352

Let's see if we can tri-an-gu-late the source of the problem. Use some Moonshine as fire bombs with matches for Dolly t use so she can sow some damage to any undead horde see comes across
for her scouting mission tomorrow.

>>3618423
Support

Now I might be talking out of my ass but could the no rain suff could be because whoever is raising the dead is using the local dragon pulse? I mean its the heartbeat of the land and I doubt undead army come cheap.

The dead having risen like this and combined with their intellegence tells me some necromancer somewhere got pissed over the kings death and is going to make it a complete necropolis. It's probably a good idea to sack the castle before the undead can pour out of the kingdom. We should harass that huge mob of undead west of the city with molotovs and turn undead and run attacks.

>>3618600
Interesting theory.
>>3618423
Support.