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>>3726105
>>3726105

>Moon has laid out an offer to you
>You captured a squad of her soldiers, that you have found guilty
>GUILTY OF SLAVE TRADING, SUBTERFUGE AND MURDER

A: "So you want to trade Heartrude's People. For the iron?"
QM: "Yes. Isn't a resistance to anti-magic important to you?"
>MM
>MMMMM
>It might be

20,000 Units of Cold Iron.
>In exchange for the prisoners
>And for you to attack the Pixie Queen's Castle
>Killing Ludo who hides beneath it

>Thing is
>You are about to start a war on Hell

>To save everyone from earth dimension

>Moon wants you to finish her war on Mewni
>For power and influence combined


It's your decision, little king
Your burden.
All the pieces are about to fall.

>You decide which domino drops first

What do?
P.S. Wanna join the fun? We have a player's list on our discord. Confirm your ID after just one session and you're ready to rock.

https://discord.gg/x25nASh

Bless.

boop

>>3726110
we can just accept the term now and we can tell her that we can do the pixie raid later on because we have more pressing issues.

IF we cannot however, I say we still exchange the prisoners right away anyways, because it's too much to keep track of WHILE we do the hell raid.

anon should also ask queen moon how the kids from the earth realm are doing. That is partly why we are here.

After anon leaves the meeting, he should also grab some food to eat to regain more HP if we are not at full yet.

>>3726110
I don't want Heartrude's land. It'll just result in resentful nobles and more attempts at skullduggery. That not a good thing combined with our temper.

The squire deserves a chance to become a knight under a better knight then what she had.

We should focus on saving earth dimension as that is what Glossaryck said we need to do and the blackhole has almost gotten out before and leaving it be will just allow more chances to get out.

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>>3726110
Logic dictates that fighting in one front is easier than fighting in two at the same time.
Maybe we should finish the thing in Mewni before we blow another place up.

I find it weird that Moon would go for such a roundabount way of fighting this slavery thing in Mewni.

How long has she been buying and freeing slaves using her court's cash? Wouldn't it be much easier to just...STOP her nobles from selling their serfs as slaves?

What would happen to Heartrude's men? The Commander? and the Squire?

>>3726105

Seconding >>3726143 's general sentiment. 2 front war against 2 well established kingdoms with our puny little one is just a suicide pact. Negotiate or vie for additional time from Moon while taking her Captives off our hands (OR, at the very least, sending supplies to keep them housed and away from her kingdom. Send it under the guise of a trade agreement or something). I don't mind agreeing cuz we gotta flush out Ludo anyways and the assistance would be nice... As would the additional land acquisition. Which, btw, would be seceded to webwillow, right? As opposed to falling under fealty to the butterflies?

>>3726148
I also support not wanting heartrude's land. I don't think it will be useful to use until like a few months/a year or two passes by. If we tried to expand into their now, we would be stretched thin, and if we don't the place would look shady/abandoned.
In return of not wanting land we could ask the queen to retain the squire and a small amount of metal, if we are going to keep the squire, otherwise ask for some metal in exchange, this can help us with making the cage as well as getting non-violent metal for wondervon's quest

Should we tell her about Toffee and about what he's trying to do?

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>>3726148
>>3726160
Can we really reject the offer though?

We need METAL to build Wondervon and Luna's device to save Earth. Having all that fucking land that may be would certainly help us. Even if there's no metal in it we can still use the land to make money to achieve our ends.

>>3726166
He has an us on his side. Whatever side that is.
Does Moon know about Glossaryk's shit and the spells? SHe's n the MHC. She must now right? Hek knows.

>>3726157 (ref)
>>3726152
I'm just gonna mention we're already logistically setup for the raid on Hell. Our party has the fire resist. We got the additional gear. Even once we complete it, we're still gonna need all the metal BUT we *should* have a powerful new Ally if we can rescue him from Betty White's clutches. Party is also relatively new with working together, might be better to test the dynamics in a setting where we have some advantages instead of complete unknowns to work out any potential issues.

>>3726110
>give moon the men gratis as one ruler to another and if we need the Cold Iron we will approach her for it.

Tell her what is important is forging a relationship. We are a young king with little on hand and in some very deep issues that go beyond Mewni. We arent interested in playing games, only getting things done and making the universe a less bullshit palce.

>instead ask her to speak plainly. An exhange of state secrets. We are sure she has questions of us. We have little to hide at this point.

>>3726168
Then if there was a promise/guarantee that the land had a cave OR metal there then I guess anon can accept her offer.

We currently have a mine in our current holdings we just need to actually mine it. From what I remember it's really good like a 98/100 mine.

>>3726110
Here is my take on Heartrudes land. Moon is making to solidify her power. She wants the Pixies broken, monsters wiped out and the Nobels cowed. HT is the likely strongest dissident and her relative. If she, without a moments hesitation executes him, strips his lands and titles and hands them to some ugly, smelly human meat golem, it sends the message that Moon is not to be fucked with and she will destroy anyone for stepping out of line, and I think she is doing this all for Star. Shes a mother and a Queen.


Right now we have to make a choice on Moon. Do we want to throw in with her, solidify her rule and all that that entails?


Shes gaurded about us and Ive pushed for this before but I think that she as Queen of Mewni and Head of the MHC is someone we have to be candid with. Things will grow beyond the monster war and already have. While Ludo is a problem, hes not the problem that Toffee weilding a rogue Luna and Time magic are.


Im for going all in with Moon so long as we are recognized King of Earth and she treats with us one on one in private. We need to raise the issue of Toffee and Glossyrck, the Black Hole and other things.

We need a friend in a high place and striaght up going "I wont play games if you wont becasue the universe cant afford it."

We stopped Lucikron, we know why time skipped, we know what Toffee is doing and why. We have magic beyond what they know. I dont want to keep thrashing in the dirt, struggling alone when we can stary making friends with real power players.

>tell moon we need the MHC called now apart from the Ludo shit. We will request the iron if and when we need it but right now there is a bunch of shit the players need to know about Toffee, Earth dimension, ourselves and we want to be transparent because fuck playing the game of thrones.


That and I dont really fear the MHC or Moon.

>>3726188
>>3726181
The lands are huge and vast and give us a super high position in Moon court. Its huge but again, I dont want our relaitonship with Moon to be transactional. Thats not what we are about. I want to grab moon by the shoulders and go, "Listen, there is BIGSHIT.TXT you power players need to know so sit and let me tell you and help me formulate a plan because fucking around with noble politics and drama is retarded when your mortal enemy is going to reverse the state of existence to the primordial void of unknown nonexistent potential so he can call god a faggot for making him a pet.

>>3726196
This is also good to bring up I think

>>3726196

We didn't stop Lucikron. Star froze time. We wrote him into a loss and then broke the typewriter.

>>3726200
>The lands are huge and vast and give us a super high position in Moon court

We don't know that. We don't know anything about his holdings.

>>3726152
Well considering Moon gets her Money from the Nobles I just assume she taxes the absolute fuck out of them and buys back the slaves using the money they got from selling slaves. Its stupid but effective. The question is if the taxes drive slavery in a vicious cycle.


Thats the story of Mewni isnt it. Vicious cycles. Mewmans thrown onto a planet and fight monsters to survive, monsters fight mewmans to survive, so on and so on down the line. The whole thing is set up for a force to destabilize the status quo and through plot being about a better world. The plots dead, shits off the rails so its all falling apart.

Moon needs to understand this and see Anon as not just some useful pawn but a partner in fixing shit.

Sure we could Nuke the Pixies with cold iron dirty bombs and crucicrush a rod of Cold Iron. Hell 20k units is enough to make the RKV and cruicrush it from orbit on the Pixie castle and kill Ludo but Wondervon would lose his mind and thats not the world we want to make.

We all rise up as one, not build a tower from the bones of the unchosen

Remember Anon overconfidence is a slow and insidiousness killer.

>>3726207
Dont just Nitpick, use your brain. My intent is to explain to Moon and the MHC just WHATTHEFUCKISGOINGON.txt in full unedited memory detail. Invoke the box of truth, whatever. We, some rando human know shit we couldnt by virtue of being extradimensional.

Hearttrude is the most outspoken noble against moon, shes said it, it logically follows and HT is close family. He has huge holdings and would need to to even think about opposing moon and selling his rebellion to othet nobles.

>>3726196
I actually don't mind backing her. She's shown (actions, not words) that she's not like the other Mewnian nobles. Both her and her husband. Granted, she's freeing the Mewman slaves, but still... She may mostly be putting up a front to be keeping the nobles in line and avoid civil unrest. I'm for backing her in this regard... For as strict and a hardass as she's been... Her "lessons" could very well mirror some of what Hekapoo puts us through... School of Hard Knocks. And I'm not necessarily against that. She hasn't seemed duplicitous towards us, and seems to be the one of the few folks in high places that have even been willing to recognize and respect our potential, shabby and ill-mannered as we may seem on the outside. I think she makes a ton of insight rolls with high modifiers to support that and it's what's allowed her to stay in power despite her inner struggles

>>3726228
Imagine then, this child king wizard prodigy that has been at the center of huge happenings, lives in a dimension that shouldnt exist and was approached by and rejected your mortal enemy looks ar you and goes "lets not fuck around, Im going to spit truth and see where it takes us."

>>3726226
>use your brain
take your own advice and don't inflating things that are likely to make anon over confidant. You're assuming the quality and quantity of his holdings.

>>3726239
>Moon wants this noble dead and hasnt been able to
>noble is literally formenting a coup against Moon Butterfly
>has the power and influence to sway the court
>sells his own peasants as cheap slave money
>has an entire company of Mewman Knights
>is Moons literal close blood relative

>doesnt have significant holdings

Like I get youre trying to keep us from being stupid and assuming things, but this one is pretty obvious and clear.

>>3726263
>has the power and influence to sway the court
He may just be a Pawn of a larger player. All we know is he sells slaves and tried to set us up. A lot of nobles are angry with moon after all. It's also a matriarchy.

>sells his own peasants as cheap slave money
His lands might be lacking if he needs to sell his peasants regularly or he is extremely greedy.

>Moons literal close blood relative
From my understanding that's not really that big of a deal with nobility given how often they intermarry to keep assets in the family.

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A: "...Take the prisoners. I just want to know what you'll do with Higgs."

QM: "Higgs?"

A: "The squire. She-"

QM: "Oh. You fancy her."
>River chimes in, going up to his wife
R: "Oh? How delightful!"

A: "I. Care. About the fate of people with dreams."

QM: "...is she a traitor?"

>You decide
>To be candid

A: "She was willing to work with traitors so she didn't risk losing her chance at a better life. Her Knight was the traitor. She hated going along with him."

QM: "She no older than you, is she?"
A: "Not even by a year."
QM: "She would still be old enough to fight and die if she wanted to. Because of that she would be tried as an adult. Imprisonment for life if I were merciful."
A: "Well. Are you?"
QM: "I make exceptions when I deem it fit. I could do that for the Squire if she swore off on her Commander's Actions."

>Oh
>A way to save herself

A: "She does. She would. She wants be stronger. I think she'd do even more if she wasn't under a prick's thumb."

>Moon's expression stays a monument of diamond calculation
>Her vague warmth before has been swallowed
>By whatever math is going on in her head

A: "Wait. Just..."
>You clench your fists
>And decide to do what you do best
>Tell the truth

A: "I don't care that much about the land. It's helpful, but my mission? MY. Mission. Is saving earth dimension."

>Moon
>Breaks her scowl
>And raises an eyebrow

QM: "You don't even -know- most of the creatures in your dimension."
A: "Doesn't matter. They deserve better."
QM: "By what metric?"
A: "Mine."
QM: "If you had to pick between the power I am offering and your world-"

A: "I'd pick my world in a fucking second because power doesn't equal friends. Or being right. It's just power."
>Moon
>Nods
>And appears to be listening now

>More truth
A: "I want the resources. I just don't want to spread myself so thin. I'm poised to make a big move."
QM: "What sort?"

A: "I'm invading Hell. Getting the soul of a human turned Demon Lord. Then using it to save Earth Dimension."

>Moon
>Scowls

cont

>>3726263
>has the power and influence to sway the court
We don't know that. We have little understanding of the political landscape here.

>has an entire company of Mewman Knights
Who's to say that's a lot for the Mewmen's?

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>>3726289
>>3726289

QM: "The Underworld is one of my allies."
A: "So are the Pixies."
QM: "My daughter was never courted by the Pixie heir. If you openly attack Hell. I can't possibly label you as anything other than a rogue agent."

A: "...fuck."
>You are no politician

>Moon
>Breaks again
>Holding her nose and forehead
>She sighs
>And like a disappointed Mom
QM: "This was a mistake. I shouldn't have expected much more from someone your age."

>Starts to dismiss you
>No
>Not after all this
>There's got to be something more
>Think, Anon
>THINK

https://youtu.be/hqWAWctvi0g?list=PLqYXv_L7NiExFYMxvU-MRK9sqe4P2LBFi

A: "Damnit, Moon! If I can't save my dimension I can't stop Toffee!"

QM: "...what did you just say?"

A: "I said. Toffee. You know him, right?"
QM: "Better than most. I alone have defeated him after he-"
>She hitches
QM: "Hurt my family. Deeply."

A: "Glossaryck stole some of my most powerful spells. Gave em to several creatures. One, I took out. An undead Dragon. The next is the black hole that swallowed Earth."
>Moon
>Holds an ice cold Expression

A: "The last is Toffee. Who has the most powerful one. He can go to any universe. Even further than dimensional travel. Without Earth? Without your help? I can't beat him. WE can't beat him."

>You lay it all out

A: "I'd give you the captives back even if you DIDN'T give me the resources. Because nobody can stop what's coming alone. I'm strong. Stronger than you could ever estimate by my age...even I know I'm way too young but..."

>You
>Stand up tall

A: "It's me who has to figure this out. With or without your help...but I sure do want it."
>Moon
>Considers
A: "I'll take your help...but what I need is somebody I can trust."

>River holds her hand
>Moon's anger melts
>For a split second
>She's just a tall, bright eyed woman
>Who's attention is grabbed by her modest looking dwarf of a husband

R: "He sounds familiar. Doesn't he, darling?"

cont

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>>3726296

>Moon sighs
>Then chuckles

>Whoah
>The sound is like diamond chimes

QM: "You, young man. Are awful at statecraft."
A: "I seem good at war."
R: "Good ma-"
>Moon Elbows river

QM: "This mission to hell. Do it first. Do it fast and do -not- get caught."
>Caught?
>How can you hide an army

A: "How the fuck do I do a smash and grab with an army stealthily?"
QM: "...you leave no evidence. Or trustworthy witnesses."

>Ice
>Cold

QM: "My offer stands. Collect the metal -after- your battle for your home. Leave the prisoners with me."
A: "The girl."
>Moon considers again

QM: "Her case will be considered with your testimony."
>Hm
>Not bad

QM: "Anonymous."
>Queen Moon
>Kneels
>Actually making you two the same height

>She looks in your eyes
>Grabs your face
>With her leather gloves gently creaking

A: "H-hey now. Whoah. That's dangerous."
QM: "IF You draw the attention of Carol. Until you destroy Ludo I will have to withdraw my support. Do you understand?"
A: "So you'll turn on me."

>Her expression goes soft
QM: "No. Not as long as you stay true to this...odd morality you've maintained. Despite the pain I see in your eyes."
>ok
>Ow

A: "Thank you? I think? Really?"
QM: "Yes. If you lose favor with my court. You will regain it quickly. The metal is yours."

>The metal
>Is yours

QM: "Take it now and keep it safe. That way you won't have to make contact regardless of how your feud with the underworld goes."

>She judges you
>34 total on Wisdom check
QM: "Don't budge. Not even an inch on what you believe in."
A: "O-o.k."
QM: "Fight hard."
A: "No problem?"
QM: "Find someone to love and never apologize for bringing tyrants down with their ships."

>Moon stands back up
QM: "Go on. Shoo off to war. I'll have to consult the High Commission on Glossaryck's choices."

>Choices

A: "Heh."


>MOON HAS AGREED TO LET YOU ATTACK THE PIXIES LATER
>However
>SHOULD YOU COCK UP THE ASSAULT ON HELL

>YOU WILL LOSE HER PUBLIC SUPPORT
>UNTIL LUDO IS CRUSHED
>AND THE PIXIES DEFEATED

>Regardless
>She is still giving you the Cold Iron


What do when you get home?
What say to the Queen of Diamonds?

>>3726306
>what say to queen
ask the queen how had the earth children been adjusting in her care? are they doing well?

>what do when we get home
1) get to full HP
2) practice our sax while we hear from our allies and see if there is any other matters need addressing (including all pressing and not-pressing matters)
3) find a way to train our other statistics/skills
(preferably in the matter of stealth) just so we have a less of a chance to bung it up.

I for one would want anon to train in the arts of being stealthy just a little bit if we aren't pressed for time, just so we have more room for error.
I think only a month+half has passed since we made the armor sets, and the only shitstorm worthy-tier happening was the whole traitor knight situation.
If we, or our allies could train in the arts of stealth for few days or a week or two without anything tremendously bad or time-sensitive stuff happening, I think we should take that chance.

>>3726306
To continue this candidness and so you are not operating in the dark.

The trolls are active in my woods. Warchief is dead and I am going to forge relations with a pro-cooperation faction to bring them under my banner.

The Giants are dead. Died on the way to Earth to seek me out on their march to War. When Earth returns so will they but I, Cumulo and Foss will tell them they must return to peace. Tell the Ponyheads to not fear.

Lastly, I am being led by Tom who is joining this. He may likely try to take the vacant throne in hell.

Star and Marco are fine. Theyre chasing Glossaryck but he wont be caught by them.

Lastly your private communications are being intercepted. I came into posession of personal images of yourself being trafficked in information circles. I did not disseminate the information and will destroy it after this meeting concludes as both professional and personal courtesy.

If the MHC has questions I can swear on a truth spell but... thats if I make it back.

>all of this is just information for moon. She likely wont have any followups on it.

>when we get back we go to Wondervon and talk to him about the Pixies and drop off the cold iron and ask him, to confirm, that he would not be okay making weapons of mass destruction as this much cold iron with human weapon tech ideas would mean mass casualties, even if its to stop the war on Mewni.

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>>3726306
A: "How the fuck do I do a smash and grab with an army stealthily?"
QM: "...you leave no evidence. Or trustworthy witnesses."
Fuck. If only Janna was hear with her sneaking breeky shit.


RIP my Janna banana.

We need to try Tom's sneaking way it seems.

Sneaking us in by being dead or something.
Or keeping our souls somewhere hidden.

OTHERWISE Carol and Lucikron will know the moment we step in.

>>3726157 (ref)
>>3726306
>QM
Thank her for the vote of confidence. And her faith and trust in us. And for the advice. Were new to all this, but we like to think we're pretty fast learners or at least quick to adapt. Throw in a swaggery, far too overconfident farewell or maybe off-handed comment relating to her daughter ...Pro-moon, Con+Pro-Star

>What do
War with hell gets top priority. Gotta prep that potion. Maybe check in with determining the assault team and who's sticking back to defend Web-Hollow.

>>3726332
For stealth a fast insertion would be good. Tom goes to Betties domain to report he heard tell the body of the Slayer was found and freed before earth was destroyed and as Prince of hell his Mom told him to make sure the soul is secured. We get betty to reveal its location. If its separate we can bring the body there and use perfect vessel to reinsert or if Betty holds we kill her there.

Tom checking in, thats regular demon shit and even if she dies that just looks like hell politics. Using our wands ability to scry allies we can get a target location and use our elite bone brothers to help. Regular undead flood out and make it look like Tom is just flexing his nuts.

We dont have to be totallt sealthy it just has to look like Tom did it. He gets fhe boost in clout, we get the doom slayer and a powerful demon spirit.

>>3726373
>>3726370
>>3726364
>>3726349
>>3726332
>>3726306
We gotta discuss with Tom that idea of sneaking us in into hell.

>>3726306
Ask how the children are doing and Thank Moon and River.

Check on Sabrina and Jackie. One just had surgery and the other preformed it.

We might want to talk with Luna and see what she thinks will be best for hell.

Also, does Luna have any thought on what we should do to minimize blow back the Mewmen soldiers could cause.

Also, we might want to check on the lizard given he can leave the library now.

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>Two simple choices
>To check on your former classmates
>And

>To say thank you

L: "Is this your new method? Treating high and low borns alike as they were your equals?"
A: "I guess? I mean like. Tom's a bitch he aight."
L: "It's clever."
A: "Is it?"
L: "It worked with yours truly."

>SHHRRRIIIIP
>A portal to your keep opens

A: "Get the prisoners out here. Keep the commander in chains and his squire with him."

>SHRRRRIIIIIIP!
>Queen Moon opens a portal
>With her own scissors
>To some unknown storage facility

QM: "Just inside you'll find the iron. As promised."
>Your undead split up to take care of all the moving
>Captives to Moon's keep
>Cold Iron to yours

A: "Thank you."
>Queen Moon blinks
>Looks down to you

QM: "Excuse me?"
A: "Thanks. This is good."
QM: "You are welcome."
>You are both
>Silent
>Standing over it all
>Moon
>Is smiling
QM: "It -is- good."

A: "How are the kids?"

>Moon informs you that the kids haven't found a place in Mewman society
>Other than Ferg
>Who has become a baker's apprentice

>Some of them seem too overtaken by grief to do much
>She mentions Chantelle specifically
>Who grieves her own alienation of her friends before the disaster

QM: "I worry for them. Moreso for what they'll do with neither parents nor professions. The wandering one came to visit."

A: "Wandering one?"
QM: "Yes. The bard. The one with the Gremlin."
>Gremli-

A: "Wait. You mean the magical creature gremlin o-"

>Tom comes through the portal to your house
>He has a cup of coffee
>And is back in your bath robe
T: "Dude my cum's been in the fridge for like two and a half weeks you gonna rub it in or are you just gonna look at it?"

cont

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>>3726416

A: "..."
QM: "..."
R: "...Good man!"

>Tom SSSIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPS

>Higgs pops out, just behind her commander
>Looking broken

A: "Higgs. I have good news-"
>She spits in your face

>A 19
>It lands in your open mouth

H: "You're sending me to die! I don't care HOW nice you treated us. Heartrude used me and now I'll just be a slave for someone else or dead! I HATE YOU."

>What say about Tom?
>What say to Higgs?

What do?

-Act natural, like this is entirely normal (Get started on your invasion plans and leave Moon reeling)

-Chastise Tom (Shows control and maturity, slights your new Prince pal)

-Swallow the spit while making eye contact with Higgs
-Swallow the spit while making eye contact with Moon

Let's rock, Young nasty man.

>>3726423
>reiterate telling moon magic phone is tapped and people can intercep her chats with river

>swallow it staring at Higgs.
Ill take a rain check on that foreplay. Hit me up later, Higgs. Youre welcome.

>To Tom
"Im so proud of you, you finally became a big boy. Now lets go talk about the things were gonna do to an old woman in hell."

>>3726157 (ref)
>>3726423
>Swallow while staring at Higgs
>Off-handed comment to Moon
"Mmm... Ignorance flavored. Do you get used to the sour, bitterness the longer you sit on the throne?"
>To Higgs
"You can thank me later, hot shot. I'll be awaiting your tsundere apology"

>Tom
>Fuck with him in front of Queen Moon. Particularly since he WAS the heir of the Ally who courted Moon's daughter
"Bro, I practically just woke up from a month long Richard Simmons marathon workout in my dreams. We'll make magic with your magic once I get back to the castle. I'm gonna need to talk shop with you anyways."

>>3726464

support

>>3726157 (ref)
>>3726464
More specifically for Tom... Play it off as no big deal, not as malicious. If he wants to try and make a fool of us, we might as well rope him in along with it. In for a penny, in for a pound.

>>3726423
to Tom: I didn't really expect this as the pay back for grafting your statue. Good effort, but not enough to phase me man.

Moon: The spunk is for a potion so I don't burn up going to hell. It's the option that doesn't require a spine tap.

-Swallow the spit while making eye contact with
Higgs

To Higgs: I have good news your not going to die or be a slave.

>>3726423
>Chastise Tom in Spanish

>>3726423
>Act natural, like this is entirely normal (Get started on your invasion plans and leave Moon reeling)
>Swallow the spit while making eye contact with Higgs

We might want to see if Chantelle want to talk with Sabrina and vice versa.

>>3726509
given how they are/were friends.

Might help them to have them talking again.

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>>3726475
>>3726470
>>3726464
>>3726433
>>3726478

https://youtu.be/eYIx0sFNDH4?list=PLgP_WFDJWjxSgClOt0zBSwiofDIbTLjFj

>Life has spit on you more times than a bus has run over slow moving cats

>Higgs ain't got shit on your swag
>Neither does the Tone Deaf wonder, Tom

>Anon
>You swallow
>Staring right at Higgs

>96/100
>She is utterly horrified
>Scitters away from you, pulling other prisoners down

>And you
>Smile

A: "Peasants, Amirite?"
>You say to Moon

QM: "Y-"
>You point to Higgs as you head for the portal

A: "I already took care of you. You're welcome. Use some mouth wash. Taste like you been gargling stupid whore juice. Call me."

>Moon is covering her mouth with a fist
>She looks like she's sweating
>92/100 disgust

>As for Tom

A: "Wassup super Soaker? Proud of you for making me all that magic marmalade. Who's a big boy?"

T: "M-me?"
>This fucking fool

A: "WHO'SABIGDEMONBOI!?"
T: "Me! It's me, right?"
>This goddamn circus jape of a lad

A: "Real talk. I just got back. Check out my abS. Plural."
>You yank up your shirt
>being
>Super casual about all this

T: "Aw, cool! They're just like mine."
>Tom pulls up his shirt too

>REVEALING HOT PINK FLAWLESS WASHBOARD ABS THE LIKES OF WHICH COULD SLICE TIME AND SPACE WITH THEIR DEFINITION

cont

>>3726157 (ref)
Supporting >>3726509 . That's a great idea.

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>>3726517

A: "C-cool. We're gonna talk shop when we get back."

>You tuck your shirt back in

QM: "Why?"
A: "Oh, It's just an intimidation thing. You get used to dealing with people who don't know better eventually right?"


QM: "No. Not the spit. The...fluid."
A: " https://youtu.be/g5JYM_MSe2Y "
QM: "Good day to you both!"

A: "Naw, actually it's for a potion!"
>She is fleeing
QM: "Good day!"
>She slams the door on the way out
>River is still there
>He scratches his stomach

R: "So...you dudes compare abs and use your fluids eh? Ahhh youth."
>Moon slams the door back open
>Stomps up
>And grabs her husband by the beard
>Leaving with him in tow

R: "I remember when Moon and I used to spread out juices all-"
>SLAM!

>They're gone

T: "...PFFFFFFFAAAHAHAHA!"
A: "EHHEHEHEHE!"

>You and Pink boy
>Cackle together

T: "Aight forreal let's get to the business."
A: "Can't you wait?"
T: "Not anymore. We need to get down to the Underworld. A.S.A.P."

A: "Mom. How long will making the potion take?"
L: "With my instruction? A day."

A: "Good. Then we have long enough to finish up."
>SIIPPPPPPPP

>Tom spills some coffee
>On your bathrobe

A: "Come on you fuckin' baboon let's get this meeting started."

>You stroll
>Rolling your shoulders
>Muscles flexing
>He mentions how he would like to "test" Moon's behind

A: "Easy, boy. We gotta make friends. Not get your chopped off for lewd shit."
>He says he could do it fast
>So fast no one would see
>+7 dex says otherwise


cont

>>3726517
>Anon and Tom show off
... Aw shit, Rivers gonna bust in here and put us all to shame.

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>>3726538

>You pass by Wondervon's workshop
A: "Aye!"
W: "...eh?"
A: "AYE COULD YOU MAKE ME A BOMB!?"

W: "...No I VON'T MAKE YOU A BOMB!? NO!"
A: "You made soliders for me! C'moooOOOOn!"
W: "I made. Resources! I von't. Go back. To makingk veapons! Come up vis something ELSE to do vis your new Cold Iron."

>Wait
A: "How did you know about all the cold iron? Bitch you spying on m-"
>Suddenly Mole Goggle
>Glowing
>As Wondervon stumbles out of his dark Worskshop
>Beard bristling like Iron wool

W: "I can. Shmell it."
>SNIFFFFFFFFF
W: "Ja. Pure stuff. Elemental in fakt."
>SNIF SNIIIFFFFFFF
W: "It reeks. Und gives me headaches."
>He bonks you
>Gently
>With a wrench

W: "Get kreative. I'll figure out zeh engineering. Zats my job. Now go."
T: "You need a shower."
W: "Und you, a dating profile. Now go!"

>You head for what the skeletons tell you is Sabrina and Jackie's resting place

>Jackie's room
>Which didn't have much before
>Now
>Sabrina is decorating it
>With shells

A: "Ey. How's you two doing?"
J: "I feel. Better? More filled up."
T: "Hot."
S: "I've been neck deep in Jackie since you finished up."
T: "Also hot."
J: "Hey, Tom."
T: "Hey."
J: "Still wanna kick ya in the dick."

A: "You'd need bigger shoes."
>Tom chokes on his coffee

cont

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>>3726548

A: "You need more time?"
J: "Nah. Day at most."
>Jackie reaches up to her scalp

J: "There's not even a scar."
S: "You remember what happened!?"
J: "Sorta. My soul bits were watching."
S: " -I- don't even remember and I-"

>Sabrina get's a 6 total on dex save
>and trips
>While standing

>Muscles catches her
>Holding her in just his palm

>HE SQUEEZES
S: " https://youtu.be/b6oi4_xwyhs "

>6/100
>Pert and pure it may be
>But Sabrina is not THE ONE TRUE BOOTY

A: "Aye Sab. You wanna see Chantelle again?"
S: "...I never wanna see anybody from Highschool ever again as long as I live."
>Oh
>Ok, then

>Jackie gets out of bed
>Her old clothes
>Hugging her frame
>A mix of slight chub and pronounced Muscle
>Her hair is out
>And she shakes it down past her waist

J: "Now what?"
A: "We prepare. To go beat up an old woman in hell."

>WHAT QUESTIONS DO YOU PRESS FOR TOM ABOUT HELL'S DEFENSES

-You may ask up to 4

>WHAT ROLES DO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR 4 GENERALS INTO

-Jackie
-Sabrina
-Susan
-Luna's Hat

>Be sure to check the ally sheet for full information on your available friends

>DO YOU PRACTICE WITH YOUR SAX
-During the meeting
-During Dinner After the meeting
-In the Shower before bed
-In bed, as you lay down trying to sleep

Choose.

>>3726555
Ask him who we can get on HIS side.

And if he knows any... Sneaky breaky ways.

Ask him what he knows about the hella mad bitch herself.

Ask him how he plans on actually taking over hell when we do beat people up.

Practice in bed. And DISGUISES are TIGHT RIGHT?

>practice in the Shower
You always get the best acoustics in there


>questions for tom

Do you remember why your dad got locked up?

What will be the reaction in Hell the moment we enter?

What are your needs in assualt, do you want credit, do you want visibility or distance yourself, want Betty's corpse.

How close can you get us to Betty? If you walked to her fortress and we portaled in, would that work?

Luna goes in as rock golem so high HP+High Ac+ 30hat Ac with Sabrina as pocket Medic recharging Lunas spells.

Susan Jackie with elite guard skeletons and KK

Anon is on OWN form to lock down Betty then Luna casts some form of immobilization on Betty who we Vorpal strike amd claim the soul. Hat then goes on Betty to seize control. Then we raid and bail.

>>3726555
How do we get out?
Anything we need to definitely avoid?
Anything we can use to our advantage?
What are her weaknesses?

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Friends, behold.

It is a girl and a penis.

Also, I shall count these up and provide the info as soon as I am home.

Stay blesst.

Not all of the information for Jackie is on her sheet.
So it's might effect where we place her. We might need to talk with her and find out the best place.

>>3726611
This. Is. The good.

Will we even be able to take our troops into hell?

>>3726555
>WHAT ROLES DO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR 4 GENERALS INTO

-Jackie - Due to her ability to not be pinned down I think she should be the one to keep people from being pinned down. (Not all of her abilities have been revealed.so hard to decide)
-Sabrina - Healer and debuffer due to access to our spell Burning Hate.
-Susan - Warrior and damage dealer due to three attacks on the move.


-Luna's Hat -- don't know she has so much going for her. Maybe create a undead with the serpentine heart so she a temp body with regeneration. (So many abilities it's hard to decide.)

-In bed, as you lay down trying to sleep

>>3726555

>>WHAT QUESTIONS DO YOU PRESS FOR TOM ABOUT HELL'S DEFENSES
>How do we Sneak in ?
>Betty White's defenses and stuff.
>How do we fight and remain hidden while in hell?
>How do we sneak ur without anon noticing or realizing who's the culprit for Betty White, Robin and Emily are missing?

>WHAT ROLES DO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR 4 GENERALS INTO
I think we need an idea on how to sneak in first to get to decide on how to deal with this.

>>3726611
Aw, that's excellent. thanks drawfriend
Sad I missed the last vote, but IRL shit gets in the way

>>3726740
>>3726555
How the fuck can we pull this out and not connect to us in any way?

Carol has Emily's soul. SHe's gonna torture her forever and shit if we don't figure something out.

>>3726748
One step at a time. Carol knows if she touches anons mother shit will go badly. We could have easily wiped her out there at the party. Shes powerful but in the end shes just a single being. Maybe shares will with Lucikron.

So I don't know if we've planned this out yet, but you know what would be a great idea? Framing the Pixies for having kidnapped Tom. We reveal to Tom's socca momma the Pixies are in league with the MiBs and Monsters and that they wanted to sow dissent in Hell towards the Mewmans so that when the Monsters attacked Hell wouldn't help, so we, on counter spy orders from Moon, came to help. It sics the hell army on the pixies while we nab as many souls from hell as we can while they're distracted, decimating the two at once. Culpability is totally on our heads too, meaning Moons involvement in this is kept secret, something I'm sure she'd appreciate.

We've had stupider ideas before, the only thing really stopping us is Karen "I want to speak to the manager" Supreme and her immense distrust of us per our MO.

Plus it would allow us to not only fuck Heartrude and get clay but ALSO rez Earth!

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>>3726767
I don't know why think this, but no.

>>3726775
Bloodfeast moves fast. It would be a bad move, but we could kill a single human women in two bites.

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>The team assembles
>Susan the Unshtobbabew
>Jackie Lynn the Quick Thomas
>Sabrina Magicalgirltosh
>And Luna
>Resting upon her hat like a tiny throne

>Tom sits with his boots on the table
>He looks over to Sabrina
>Pulls his shirt off in a flurry
>Tosses it to the side
>It blinds a Skeleton
>Who turns
>Knocking over a group of S/k/eletons
>Who as a group
>Knock over the slime boy, Jube
>Jube's head splats against Tom
>As he raises a brow
>Smirks

T: "These boots and bathrobe are all I'm wearing now."
S: "That sounds cold."

>SSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIP

A: "Tom. Let's have the tea."
T: "You want some? I mean, it's coffe bu-"

>QUESTION 1

A: "How do we get into Hell undetected?"
>Tom puts his mug
>On a coaster

T: "Portals into Hell are automatically detected by it's master. As are anyone going in our out of them."
>Tom stands up, snaps his fingers
>A scroll appears and he spreads it across the table

T: "There's just two places to get into hell that aren't super guarded. One was on earth."

J: "I bet it was Michigan."

T: "Vegas."

S: "It's ok, Jackie. I thought it was Iowa!"

T: "The second. We go through Purgatory. Dante's Path."
A: "How guarded is that?"

T: "Just one guard. Cerberus."
J: "Like the Greek Dog?"
T: "No. Like my dog. He's cool. He just hates strangers. Rend you to bits and bury your soul in Hell's Soil sort of hate."

A: "So. We portal to Purgatory? Then march to hell?"
T: "Yep. Just gotta make sure somebody who isn't easily distracted leads the way. Or you'll be lost. Trapped forever by your own fleeting desires and inability to commit to one."

>Every teen in the room pauses
>And Swallows in terror

cont

>>3726767
Nigga what? No. She has leverage. Leverage we need to take out from under her somehow, which I suggest we do by outsmarting her somehow. Maybe a gamble, one we know we can win.

>>3726778
>Oh... Oh is that all Tom??
>Well it's a damn good thing I WANT IT ALL then!!!

>>3726778
So Anon wears the hat to hide his soul and let luna lead the Way.

>>3726777
THE DEVIL CAN MAKE PEOPLE INTO DEMONS.

>>3726782
Leverage only works if you care about what the have. Emily isnt worth much, maybe to Jon.

>>3726778
>slime boy, Jube
Isn't jude female.

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>>3726778
>>3726778

QUESTION 2.

A: "What's even in this for you?"
T: "My mom can't keep hell secure? Can't protect the highest Generals of the demons safe? Then she's not fit to rule."

>Tom leans back

T: "I'll prove I'm the best option by default. I'm connected to the plane in a way she can't be. I know how to seal all the ways in and out for good. Demons like order."

A: "Not Hek."
T: "She didn't know what was best for her. Plus, she had cheat codes from Glossaryck."
A: "Hm. What will you even DO with hell?"

T: "First..."
>Tom
>Begins to float
>As his eyes go white
>The floor weeps purple slime up from the cracks
>Lighting strikes outside
>Baby Entropy

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>Begins speaking Gibberish

T: "I'LL WREAK SUCH A VENGEANCE THAT NO DEMON WILL EVER CROSS ME AGAIN. WITH THE POWERS OF HELL'S STRUCTURE AS MY PLAYTHING I'LL REDUCE THE HIGHEST LORDS TO PROTOZOAN IMPS. ONLY THOSE SHOWING FEALTY TO ME WILL BE ALLOWED EVEN A SINGLE STEP OUT OF THE MIRE OF SUFFERING MY REIGN SHALL ENSURE FOR ALL THOSE UNGRATEFUL PUKES."

>He drops
>Catches his mug

T: "Then. We reform."
>SSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP
>His lips
>Smack

T: "I'm thinking two lunch breaks a week."

QUESTION 3

A: "What should I look out for?"
>Tom sipps
T: "The Executive board. Pretty much any demon near my mom's Business center slash fortress of unspeakable evil. They're all connected to her. They're all crazy strong."

A: "Is Betty on the board?"
T: "Psh. No. They are -way- too threatened by her to allow that."

>Awesome

cont

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>>3726796

Negative, friend.
Wanda is the slime girl.

THE FINAL QUESTION

A: "So. We get in through the back way. Nobody knows we're there, right?"
T: "Right."

A: "We decimate Betty."
T: "Absolutely."

A: "How do we get out?"
>SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-
>Jackie slaps the mug out of Tom's hand
>CRASH
>Maintains eye contact

J: "That's been empty for thirty minutes."
>Skeletons sweep up the mess
>Tom
>Clears his throat

T: "There's back the way we came."
S: "Won't there be...bad guys? Stopping us?"
T: "Definitely."

A: "What else?"
T: "We could get summoned. By somebody here on Mewni."

A: "I thought all portals went by your mom?"
T: "Not minor summons! You can't get summoned TO hell but last I checked not ONE of ya'll was a Demon. So, it's a blind spot for an exit. You just need to put a pentegram on a wall and call to a devil."

A: "What devil?"
>Tom
>Points to himself
T: "Duh."
A: "You ever answered a summons before?"
T: "Pssssh chyah. Of course...from Hekapoo. When I'm trouble..."
>Tom looks at his nails
T: "and Star. When I'm also in trouble."

>There it is
>Enough info to actually do this
>To actually
>Pull this off

>Smuggle and Army into hell
>SLAPP a vile lord of evil
>And escape with the goods

How will your sympathy for the young devil pay off, Anonymous?

How long do you think his friendship will last?

We'll soon see.

SESSION
END!

NEXT SESSION WEDNESDAY!
1:00 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

Stay, Blesst
Love Quest

https://youtu.be/Dc0gsKXC8XA?list=PLdTQa6f2IOm_ckKd_-J1ZPyHvXZLQwWT9

>>3726816
Where's a way to contact star and Marco when we could use an unexpected extraction method?

>>3728094
If we telepathed to someone already, I think we got the ability to msg them anytime. If not... We could try asking Sab.... Her powers actually May differ slightly from ours and she came up with the skelephone system. She might have some talent for that...

>>3728094
What if we invited Marco and Star with us? Star can magic Marco some antifire? No reason we should refuse them.

Im not opposed to starting to bring Star back into our fold or at least some sort of friend.

>>3728094
>>3728668
Well, they both were looking for Glossaryck, and we did bump into him in a way. Might not be so bad to at least get a quick catchup. It has been nearly 2 months since we last saw them...

>>3728677
They were looking for him to find a way to fix earth, which we have. A real plan that will work, all they have to do is hang out at our castle and not kill the monsters.

>>3728709
... That's right. If there ever was a time to bring them in, now's it. Might even be part of glossy's plan. Keep them preoccupied with tasks so they're not tied up when we needed them.

>>3728709
We need that goddamn metal still. If we inform them, maybe they can get on scouting/identifing a good source to fill that end of the plan... In addition to the immediate safety line

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SESSION
START!

>Hey, you
>Anonymous
>Yes you
>The kid with the mini-kingdom
>With big plans
>Dangerous plans
>To go into the depths of hell

>Save the tortured soul of Robin Williams
>Steal the torturing soul of Betty White
>Besmirch the current ruler of the underworld

>All with the help of your hopeful girlfriends
>Sabrina
>Jackie

>T-
No No wait Tom's cool but
>Nah
>Nah nah he is for pranking

>You are currently on your back
>In your room
>Pressing your hips up as hard as you can
>You can barely breath
>You sweat
>You gasp
>Almost
>ALLLLMOS-

A: " https://youtu.be/dPDumDNkxlo "
>The tones
>Of your Saxophone
>Fill the night

>You've had a long day
>A longer life
>But finally
>You have the resources
>The people
>The power

>To make a difference
>If you pull this off
>You're going to save Earth Dimension.

1 out of 6 practices complete!
>You actually know how to hit notes on the Sax

When all 6 practices are complete. Each taking 1/2 of a day.

You will have advantage on ALL performance charisma checks.

cont

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>>3730103

>You and your old childhood friend
>This Sax
>Will be one in all things
>Body
>Magic
>Swagger


>As the final note crones
>Your sweat goes cold
>And you fall onto the sheets of your bed
>Staring upward

A: "It's late..."
>Luna appears
>Her eyes are locked to yours
>She descends onto your chest
>Sitting like a cloud of sleep paralysis

>You can feel her mind
>Writing through your psychic network of undead
>She peers in every skeleton's head
>And after the briefest instant
>She knows the state of your keep

L: "The castle. Is still. Everyone else is asleep."

A: "I'm so fucking hype right now."
>Luna
>Floats
>Up to your chin
>Holds it with a tiny ghost-thin arm and whispers

L: "A mutual sentiment."


>For once
>In a long time
>You are all alone in your castle
>Since everyone is asleep
>With nothing to do until tomorrow
>When you brew the fire immunity potion

>You are in your room
>On your bed
>Sweaty and hype

>You have time to yourself
>Alone time in your sleeping mountain castle

What do?

>>3730107
Contact Marco through star.

Simulate the plan + begin backup planning

Finally fap for the first time in months.

Bawk

>>3730107
>work on take the strings
>Check out the Take the Strings Spell form
>Combine OWN + TAKE THE STRINGS
>Combine TTS + B4B
>Combine OWN + SLEEP

Ask Luna to teach us a ranged offensive spell like magic missile or refine MW into something other than Hyper Beam

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>>3730103
>You are in your room
>On your bed
>Sweaty and hype
Take a shower, you sweaty lad.

>>3730118
>>3730107
Does Headbook still work after Earth and everyone else in the Dmension got the succ?

Who contolled Headbook anyway?
Is it the pixies?

If it's the pixies we might not want to use it. Same for any phone lines, if those still work. We know Pixies managed the dimensional phone services or something.

>>3730119
I think I'd be better to ask Luna what she thinks would be best to work with down in the Underworld. What would be best to keep us hidden and how to best deal with Demons.
I think Cryosis would give excellent cold damage, but we seem to need Combustion Form to negate the same Fire Damage the demons would deal, while I assume the hypothetical Cryosis Form would be particularily weak to Fire.

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>>3730128
>>3730107
Oh also, we could always consult and deal with The Shadowspawn Septarian we left in the Library more thana month ago.

>>3730128
this and then take a schleep after

>>3730119
>>3730133
Changing my vote to consult Lunas Library to see if there is amything that coulld aid us in Hell, maybe a Command Demons spell or something that disrupts hell scrying.

Luna would have had hell in her world and took down that Lucikron. Wonder what she did.

>>3726157 (ref)
>>3730107
We just finished practicing and making a bunch of noise... So what's a few more notes. Try some of the other combinations and see what happens. Support Shower afterwards, followed by support contact Marco (and/or Star)... If not through Headbook and its possible overlords or disconnection, than via telepathy before getting some sleep.
as much as thinking of our paramours would be pleasant, it could just as easily spiral into indecision and inner conflict

>>3730128
As long as we establish contact through a safe meeting place (mewni castle grounds) we can talk safely from there. Or even ask hekapoo to get them to show up at time and location

>>3730107
Ask Luna for story time.

>>3730107
Or. Or. Make a mess.

Go to the library with Luna, and have her tell you about her knocking over hell.

>>3730128
>Fire damage
Isn't the purpose of that potion to handle that concern? Or is the concern that the inherent state of Cryosis would negate the benefit of the potion.

>Hidden
>All this talk about communication with Star and Marco
Just random thoughts, but Looking back on it, a separate concern comes to mind. Demon comms. We never asked Tom about it, but if this is a smash-and-grab with no witnesses, how do we lock down the area to squelch any radio call out for assistance by the demons. One of my least favorite mechanics in games is the "enemy calls for reinforcements" mechanic.
I think Jackie's planned to run interception on runners, possibly with Sabs help in flight.. much like the Higgs ordeal.

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>The winning votes
>Consult Luna
>And more importantly

A: "I'm getting a shower."

>You pad out of your room
>Glance around the halls
>This castle isn't like your mom's

>You don't have your own bathroom
>The air is so cold up here in the mountains
>Yeesh

>You pass by one of the windows
>And the wind blasts your sticky hair off of your head
>Partially dries some of it


>You pass Wudo
>Who's asleep in the halls
>Just curled into his shell
>SHLEEP

>You open up the bathroom door
>Ca-CHUNK!
>Go the jury rigged lights

>SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Goes the water

-Ice cold?
-Or Red Hot?

>Not much of an option
>Either way you're in the bath

>Muscles is politely stuck outside of the curtain
>Because last time he got a little "handsy" as you argued with him over his behavior

>Luna
>Appears
>Sitting on your shoulder
>You wince

A: "Mom. Privacy."
L: "Do you really still care about that? When you know what your love for me has to lead to?"

>Mm
A: "What does that mean?"
>Luna is still fully clothed
>Staring right at the wall
>But
>She won't budge

L: "We need to talk. I prefer to have presence."
>We need to talk.
>There she goes reading your mind again

A: "What shouldn't I do in Hell?"
L: "Use any of your psionic powers. The demons are trapped in a cage of their own design. All their minds are connected to the source of their slavery. Carol. Any attempt to control one of them will reveal you to her. Any attempt to disrupt their magic will do the same. Hers is a web of minds. Borrowed...but who am I to judge a loan between lovers?"

>The water flips to the opposite temperature when she says that
>Then returns
>Slowly

A: "What would even work against these cunts?"
>Luna frowns
L: "Light magic."
A: "Where do I get that?"
L: "From..."
>She giggles

L: "Higher beings. Who would demand a high price."
A: "What, like Ya'weh or some shit?"
L: "Whom?"
A: "Nevermind. I ain't for priesthood. I touch boys my own age."

L: "Of course there are blessed weaponry. Which you already have."
A: "Muscles?"
>You peak out of the shower
>Muscles
>Is trying to bathe himself
>In the sink
>Looking like a dislocated Slinky


What do?

>>3730280
https://youtu.be/X6RAuxaD9hc?t=49

>>3730280
Tell me more about the Higher Beings.

Do you think the price would be agreeable? Destroying Hell and claiming its souls to my paradise isn't bad.

>>3730280
... star can use light magic right?

>>3730280
so tell me what makes it "light" magic what arbitrary requirement makes the magic of these magic beings "light" magic?

>>3726157 (ref)
>>3730280
>All their minds are connected to the source of their slavery
>Their slavery
... Can the chains be broken? Like what we did to the citizens of Web Hollow? Or Brother Eater. Cleave the tether, free the mind?

>L: "Do you really still care about that? When you know what your love for me has to lead to?"
>Loan between lover's seeming to trip a circuit breaker or something
Mom has something on her mind. I'd like to hear her out, at the very least.

>>3730322
Connected chains... I wonder if a delicatly applied OWN , maybe OWN and Take the Strings would shatter those bonds and send all of hell into Chaos...

>>3730280
>Being worried about Luna seeing us nude
>Not letting Muscles take a shower with us
Pussy Shit.
Correct these immediately, Luna is literally part of our soul as is Muscles.
If we can be nude around them then who CAN we be nude around?

>>3730280
Get muscles and Luna in here. Stop being a baby.

Ask her if we could give other people light magic. Or if we. Like. Would even WANT to.

>>3730280
Also ask Luna why all the higher being are...

sucky? It seems?

It seems. Really hard to even just be NICE. Let alone good.

>>3730379
Fair amount of truth there. Is there really anything to be embarrass about? Or is it more about being "alone with your thoughts on the shower"?

>>3730280
Last one. Promise.

Where do lil buds like Entropy get their light magic from. Is that their higher being?

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>You roll your head back
>In the ice
>Cold
>Water
>Stare into the shower head
>Letting the moisture into your dry eyes
>You

>Pull back the curtain

A: "Ey, Muscles. Get in here."
>He looks at you from the sink
>Fingers covered in suds

A: "C'mon. Just don't make it weird."
>He RUSHES IN
>It turns you
>Your feet slip and your body has to readjust on the tub oh sh-

>He catches the shower head for you

A: "Nice. Pass the loofa."

>Rough sponge in-hand
>You
>Scratch your face
>Under your oddly extruded jaw
>And grind your sharp teeth

>As your little head
>Moves it's way through the tasks ahead

L: "Such a creative mind. Prying apart what's meant to be immutable. It strikes...a stalwart image."

A: "What makes Light magic...y'know. Light magic?"

L: "A very specific intent. Pointed at specific enemies. For a singular purpose. It is magic brought down to the most strict emotional ideal."

A: "So it's Order magic?"
L: "Or raw magic. Granted. Not garnered."

A: "Does Star use Light magic?"
>Luna
>Smiles
L: "Almost exclusively."

A: "...I don't mind you seeing me."
>Luna's eyes don't stray
>From yours

L: "I could always see you."
A: "Wh-"
L: "Every inch."
A: "Something uh..."
>Muscles shudders
>You clear your throat

A: "SUmn' on your mind, ma?"
L: "Constantly."

>The shower hiss seems to rise in volume

A: "Is it how -I- could get light magic?"
>Luna
>Gets closer

L: "No."
>She smooches your nose
>And re-forms on your shoulder

L: "Which won't do regardless. For I. Am not sharing."

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>>3730461

>You stand up
>And scrub Muscles

63/100
>He
>Finds this weird
>Silly
>Why not use your claws?

A: "...bruh."
>Another question strikes you

A: "If Hell is a web. Can I break it? Can OWN break it?"
L: "It could only tamper with the network at it's source. Each demon is merely the end of a series of knots. Not much to gain in freeing one. As they are duplicitous. Selfish. Confused at best on their nature. Or unwilling to examine it."

A: "Sounds like Tom."
L: "Like someone we don't need."

>Luna
>Looks down your back

L: "Bother. You've missed a spot."
A: "Can you get that?"
L: "..."

A: "Fuck right. Right."
>Muscles gets it
>With his claws

>SHHHLUCNK

>KrakaSHOooooo...
>The power goes out
>Then comes back
>KRUUUuuuHHHH

A: "The fuck -is- that?"
>You check
>And find

>Wondervon is awake
>So is Peytra

>Wondervon is having a coffee? You think?
>It's brown and in a mug
>While he looks at some sparking machines

>Peytra is in the kitchen
>Pouring water on the Frog Monster Eggs


What do?

>>3730462
Send Skellybois to both locations to figure out what's going on.

>>3730462
>Yellow Alert

>All skeletons spread out and scour the castle

>check the Wand for anyone in danger

>Get KK and Susan up in armorn for a quick routine patrol

Im thinking something just snuck its way in and I want to make sure the castle is secure without alarming everyone.

>>3730462
Do a "quite" security check.

>Go check up with wonder. Let peytra know your sorry about the houses.

>>3726157 (ref)
>>3730462
Mmm.... Supporting >>3730515 and
>>3730525 . Could be the Library Shadow... It is known to bust out in search of more books

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>>3730488
>>3730515
>>3730525

https://youtu.be/lnKeN9zIkoE

A: "Intruder."
L: "Hm?"

>Muscles is trying to scrub your wounds
>As you jump out of the shower
>and BRAIN SIGNAL THE BONE BOIS

>All across your fortress
>Skeletons awaken
>Or stop their menial tasks
>They
>Mobilize

KK: "My lord?"
A: "Send men to the Wondershop and the kitchen. Something just tripped the power."

>Killa Kente is in your head
>He -was-
>In the courtyard
>Overseeing construction of the wall

>Zombies and Skeletons alike work to observe
>The Skeletons are just the fastest at it
>Opening every closet
>Checking cupboards

>Overturning toy boxes

>They do their utmost to be silent
>With your direction they get 3d100s

>and still only get a 59/100 stealth

>Damnit
>With their speed
>The constant rattling
>They wake up nearly half the house

>They burst into Wondervon's shop
>Standing in formation

>Wondervon
>Sipps his brown liquid

W: "Vat?"

>You ask what's going on
W: "...I am takingk a Molasses break."

>...
W: " https://youtu.be/iuJrelfVsRs "

>One of the skelephones activates
>Sending Wondy your voice

A: "Something might be in the castle. Why did the power fluctuate?"

W: " https://youtu.be/iuJrelfVsRs "
A: "Answer me, damnit."

W: "Because I am buildingk a new machine. Und ve have double zeh undead. Vis zeh same generator as before. With zeh giant down below not turning zeh waterwheel a little faster. Ve get brownouts."

A: "..."
>It was nothing

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>>3730566

A: "It-"
>It
>Was nothing
>Your skeletons find nothing

A: "That lizard shadow. Maybe it-"

>Back at Luna's Castle
>Velvet ears confirms
>The Lizard is in your old bedroom
>Reading
>Manga

???: "More books. MOre books. mORE MORE MORE BOOKS MORE."


>The other group interrupts Peytra in the kitchen

P: "Idih!"
>5
>She spills eggs
>Oh-
>Oh so many eggs
>Bouncing everywhere

P: "ACH! Nuh! Deti!"

>You made a ruckus
>And learned that the generator is over-taxed
>But

>There is not disaster
>and no intruder

B: "bbrrbm..."
>Bow
>Is awake
>He COMING
>Into the kitchen
>He sees the eggs on the ground

P: "Nyet! No no down! GET AWAY!"

>95/100 on dog instincts
>He picks up twenty of them in his mouth
>and starts to put them back into the basket they belong

P: "I...huh..."
>Peytra
>Pats bow

P: "Gut dog."

What do?

>>3730572
>Tell Wondervon to keep an eye on the power and let us know about future issues so we dont shit ourselves

>Send some Zombies down to spin the wheel.

If the Zombies arent good at wall building they can be good at moving a heavy thing constantly

>ask Luna to help us refine Massacre Wave

>>3730572
ask wondy if there is another avenue for power generation we could acquire to avoid this in the future, otherwise send some zombos down to power the wheel.

then ask luna:
A) if there is a way to contact marco/star currently, and without the help of the pixies.
If there is no way we can contact them without alerting the pixies. I for one would want to contact marco/star to meet us in a few hours for a plan meeting, then get into specifics in person.
b) If there is anything she wanted to talk about

otherwise finish the shower and do a power-nap

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>>3730572
What is it then? That you're building? And what do we need to improve the generator?

I also want to ask *why* he's a pacifist and refuses to make us weapons. I mean, he doesn't need a reason tho. But he has one, right?
Plus, I also want to ask about the mechs he had back in Purrkistan. Aren't those weapons?
What was he doing with them back then?
What about the Skeletons he made for when we went to save Hekapoo at the BMB? The one with Gauss rifles that never got used?

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>>3730628
>>3730572
Like, we're gonna go against a shit load of dudes. We're gonna need weapons. I don't know how the fuck has KK and his regualr end elite skeletons not managed to all die again, considering we've not bothered to properly outfit them, and the weapons they had from back Earth are all out of Ammo now.

>>3730628
>>3730636

Keep in mind wondervon expressly stated that he did not want to make.weapons. hell help us make tools, armor and machines but he doesnt want to deal in death, even more so weapons of mass destruction.

>>3730656
Just curious.
Probably has to do with the whole "my people commit planetary genocide for the weekends" thing.

>>3730572
Still looks like a good idea to contact star for the mission. Even if it's just for summoning tom.

Don't want her spotted in the mission as that would completely fuck moon.

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>>3730668
>>3730572
Problem with Star is that she isn't subtle at all.
She might as well go and tell Carol about it in her face.

Like, she wore a literal leather catsuit to Purrkistan as a disguise. That, tight, tight, leather catsuit...

>>3730685
Why would star rat on Tom and get him in trouble, even more so why would she interfere with Marco saving his parents.

Marco is the one to worry about, if he decides he cant trust us.

>>3726157 (ref)
>>3730572
... Shit, we roused ourselves. Goddamn Anon, you're still a paranoid sperg.

>>3730668
Willing to support, mostly just to catch up with her and Marco. We got a hot idea... But I doubt they've been lazy either. Wonder what scheme they've come up with and whether they'd be down with our own. Lifeline is a DEFINITE plus, but if not.... One of the citizens in Web-Hollow could also serve as our summoner/exit strategy. the problem is going to be the trigger signal

>WV
It's.. fair to respect his wishes. It also just means we need to figure out a solution ourselves. If anything... His wish in that regards kind of reminds me of Sabs optimistic hope for all. We gotta square it against reality, but trying to force the subject just makes us come off like his previous matriarch. And that's in just horrible taste, anon.

>Generator
Fuck. Supporting >>3730597

>>3730690
I'm not saying She'd do it purposefully or even knowingly.

It's just that... well, you know.

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>>3730685
I-I don't know what you're talking about, Anon. That sounds like the absolute perfect disguise to me.......

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>>3730597
>>3730624
>>3730628


>Your voice crackles through the speaks again
>As your pulse
>Slowly
>Regains a...normal pace?

>Jeeze
>When was the last time you had more than five minutes without adrenaline?
>When did you nap for no reason last?
>Eat a bagel?
>Fuck your own hand?

>No
>Not Muscles
>no
>NO

A: "You could have told me about this sooner."
W: "It happens ven no one else is avake. It's not permanent either. Machines can shtop. You need to be alright vis zat if you're going to understand zem. Or how vork getsh done."

>Advice
>Free Advice
>Oh boy
>Your favorite

A: "Is there a better method than the water generator?"
W: "Yah. Thermal energy. Like ve used to have."
A: "You mean volcanoes? I don't think that's viable here."

W: "Indeed. Zis planet is crawlingk vis life. I bet even the volcanoes are untamed and full of predators."

A: "So what's our options?"
W: "Hm...Solar."
>He scowls
>Then concedes
W: "Vind."
>He
>Sipps

W: "Nothing at all visout metal. Lots of it. Which I assumed we are conserving. For zeh great machine. Zat will deconstruct that black hole."

A: "Hm...you're right. For now, we'll bandaid it."

>Zombies are ordered
>Down
>DOWN
>DOWN

>Susan is headed down with them

Su: "Mumuh...muhmuh lemme wick deh shpoon..."
>She is sleepwalking

>They all head for the great wheel
>And, slowly
>Clumsily
>They walk into the waterfall
>and begin
>To CRANKKKKK

https://youtu.be/4xbXFcadgy0

>The wheel spins
>Water sprays

>19/100
>Some zombies are dashed from the wheel
>The current buckling them
>Their balance non existent

>Some are even caught in the machine
>But none
>Stop the turning

>Those lost, emerge from the water
>Trudge up the steps
>And continue the work

+Better power gained for the castle
-Construction of wall slowed

cont

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>>3730709

>This new machine of Wondervon's
>Begins to hum
>Begins to click across the surface that tangles into the depths of wondervon's workshop
>There are tunnel-like hallways built into it
>Big brass pipes that give off immense heat
>Control mechanisms sprout from it like mushrooms from a rotten forest floor

A: "What. Is this?"
W: "A solution. To our lack of ammunition."

A: "Hold up."
>You
>Get back in the shower
>ShHHHHHHH
>Shit it was uncomfortable outside the bathroom

A: "Why the hell are you alright making bullets but not bombs?"

W: "Did I not tell you what zeh best thing I can vis my genius is?"
A: "uh"
W: "To make it a joy to be alive. Hm? Lebensfreude."

A: "Lemonfriends."
W: "Nein."
A: "Yeh."

W: "It doesn't matter..."
>He sipps
W: "I have made weapons before...und...und it made zeh world. Vich vas already terrible. Much vorse."
>He examines his cup
>Which is filthy in his hands
>He brushes a stain with his thumb
>Just to replace it with a smear

W: "I did zat because I thought it my only choice. Ven I stopped. Zeh vorld came crashing down my door. To ruin me. Or keep others from havingk vat I could offer."

>He sipps

W: "You have given me a choice. Und I choose to empower you. Your cause is nobler zan most. I know zat."

>He pours out the rest

A: "So when you attacked Purrkistan?"
W: "I vas disgusted not only by the insult to my son...but by zeir practice of actively seeking races zat ver flourishing. Spreading knowledge. Advancing philosophy. I vanted zem to pay for zat. Instead. You got me."

>He spins
>And stands
>Begins to button his coat

W: "Zeh rest is history. Our history."

cont

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>>3730711

A: "...hey."

>The Skelephone you speak through
>Strikes a thoughtful pose

A: "Whatever happened to those gauss cannon skeletons? The first ones you made?"

>Wondervon
>Turns around
>And
>Smiles

>Straps on his goggles

W: "Shtand back."

https://youtu.be/0MCnnfXPSHw

>You follow him closely
>As he flips
>Switch
>After svwitch
>After
>SVITCH

>Finally
>He pulls a lever
>Bigger than he is
>With his whole body

OL: "Dad? Are you awake?"
W: "Olson! My boy!"
>He yells, hanging off the lever

>KACHUNK!
>Which finally gives

OL: "Sorry, Dad. I won't interrupt."
W: "Nonsense. I've missed you terribly."
OL: "Oh! Really!?"
>Wondervon shakes his head
>Looking concerned

W: "I don't work because I don't love you, Zon."
OL: "...I know."
>Olson twiddles his huge metal fingers
OL: "I just know it's m'portnt."
W: "Im. PORRRRtent."
OL: "Im PooooRRR tant."
W: "Good good. Speak up my boy."

cont

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>>3730716

>He goes to a tube at the end of the machine
>Which shakes like hell
>Eventually
>After more
>And more
>NOISE

>SHachunk!

>It spits out a rock
>The size of a golf ball

W: "AHAH! It vorks!"
A: "What. Does this gotta do? With gauss cannons?"

>Wondervon holds up the little rock
>Lets it go
>And it launches from it's spot into the wall


>PRANG!
>A skeleton ducks to avoid it
>Their head floats before they join it back with their neck

W: "It makes Zuper magnets."
A: "..."
>Wondervon
>Laughs

W: "It makes ZUPERMAGNETS!"
A: "The old Skeletons."

W: "Ver Expensive! Power draining. I had to skrrrap zeh whole design ven I saw how capable your squads vere in melee."

>He pats the machine

W: "Vis zis however. Every 1,000 units of metal we grind. Will make 1 of zose."

>He goes to a mass
>Which is hidden under a sheet

cont

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>>3730724

W: "Und. Vis 100 of zose. I can make a..."
>He pauses

W: "Tool."
>He pulls back the sheet

>Revealing a set of Cold Iron cubes he has made
>Which immediately
>Begin to shake
>And launch for the magnetic piece
>One after the next

>Forming
>A very recognizable skull shape


W: "I zink you can get creative vis something like zat."
>He sniffs
W: "Reuseable ammo."

OL: "Dad it's so cool!"
W: "I know."
>Olson pokes the skull
>It warps under his finger

W: "More importantly."
OL: "Hehe! I could make one of you!"

>Olson
>Rearranges the cubes
>In a few seconds
>He perfectly copies his fathers smiling face

W: "I am unt genius."


A: "Mom."
L: "Hm?"

>Back in the shower

A: "How do I contact Star and Marco?"
L: "...I recommend you don't."

A: "Hm...what about the summoning?"
L: "hn...someone with a soul they can bargain should do the summoning."

>Shit
>What?

L: "Indeed. Something must be wagered. Unless you trust Tom's Devil half. To be charitable. So, in hindsight."

>Luna
>Smiles

L: "Let's have them both over. For some brunch."

SESSION
END!

NEXT SESSION

Monday.
1:00 pm U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

Taking a short break, my friends. Thank you for all that you are. All that you do.
And most of all.

Stay, Blesst
Love Quest.

https://youtu.be/CdDdyr4CK9I

>>3730103
>T-
No No wait Tom's cool but
>Nah
>Nah nah he is for pranking
Good, the gay is being curbed. Anon is for making babies, not wasting it on queers.

>>3730727
This is too goddamn wholesome before our trip into Betty Whites fuck dungeon.

>>3734983
Nah, that's one of the reasons why I live this Quest. The extremes from one end of the content spectrum to another. It's off kilter, kind of like Anon.
also daily bump

>>3726105
>>3730103
Just re-reading the sessions and bumping the thread.

>>3726416
>QM: "I worry for them. Moreso for what they'll do with neither parents nor professions. The wandering one came to visit."
>A: "Wandering one?"
>QM: "Yes. The bard. The one with the Gremlin."
Wait... is that Oscar?? With the 'gremlin' being Gene the Ferret?

>>3726548
>W: "Get kreative. I'll figure out zeh engineering. Zats my job. Now go."
>T: "You need a shower."
>W: "Und you, a dating profile. Now go!"
Goddamn it, this and the wholesome explanation from the recent explanations from both the soul-mimic and the cold-iron experiments... WV as GOAT impromptu dad

>Sab and Jackie
huhn. A truce? Water under the bridge? Or just recovery following the surgery.
We didn't get much time to dwell on *that* ordeal because it was immediately followed up by the meeting with Moon.
What happened to the Mimic soul, was Sab able to save it? if so, what's she plan to do with it?

>>3730280
>Red Hot
since no one else decided. And cause Muscles isn't a fan of the cold.

>>3730280
>A: "What shouldn't I do in Hell?"
>L: "Use any of your psionic powers. The demons are trapped in a cage of their own design. All their minds are connected to the source of their slavery. Carol. Any attempt to control one of them will reveal you to her. Any attempt to disrupt their magic will do the same.
List Includes: Mind Master, Mind Scream, Take the Strings

I wonder if the concern is only with *linking* our mind to the Demon network in any way, shape, or form... or if any Psionic traffic in the vicinity is gonna trip the alarms. Cuz if it's the latter, Mind Master is a particularly tricky one. As much as we've talked about knocking out the inter-communication for demons, with this, all commands practically need to be vocalized. Which also means we should select someone to wear the hat as part of the assault team. Communication with mom is all handled Psionically so we'd lose the ability to chat with her at all unless someone wore it. Rather than have the limited team, it may be best for someone to don her armor to just straight up come along with us. I'd personally vote to ask Foss... she's involved in this mission, as acquiring a means to fight the black hole directly aligns with her own goals as well.
BE may be willing to join, with what is probably a giant health pool to draw from for spells to cast and an incredibly strong opponent to go toe-to-toe with... but I could see him balking at the thought of being 'mind-controlled' via Luna...

>>3730709
>Jeeze
>When was the last time you had more than five minutes without adrenaline?
>When did you nap for no reason last?
... I mean... it was roughly a month ago with Sabrina. It was wonderful, but short lived.

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>>3734922
>>3734983

The Lords of hell -are- provided whatever comforts they can procure with other's servitude. Lucikron only demands they provide all they have to him when they are commanded!

Haha

So who KNOWS what sorts of things she has at her place!

>>3737577
Bles ya, fren.
It's all about the Neapolitan.

>>3740742

A bump?
What a jump!
Of my heart.
Seeing your lovely words in this place.

>Is that Oscar
Could be! Who else do you think drives a car so recognizable?

>Goat WV Dad
He knows Tom is desperate because of the Skeleton listening devices you've got pretty much everywhere!

>Psionics in hell
To be transparent.
The only "Audible" way psionics can be picked up is when they are...

>Used to create sound
Such as Mind Scream

Or

>You target a specific, known mind and listen for them

Just like two computers sitting next to one another. They don't know the other is there until they purposefully communicate!

Same for psychic networks.


Glad to have popped in early today, lads.
Session in ONE HOUR!

Bless.

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>SESSION
>START!

https://youtu.be/6LeuxxL6c3Y?list=PLdTQa6f2IOm_ckKd_-J1ZPyHvXZLQwWT9

>It is 6:45 in the morning
>According to everyone's leftover cellphones, alarm clocks and the oven that is
>The Microwave says 3:22
>It's french or some shit

>You
>Are Anonymous
>Standing in your bedroom after a cold shower
>And a pyschic panic attack
>You have
>Some plans

A: "So. To get Star and Marco to join us in the invasion. You'd need to contact Glossaryck?"

L: "Yes."

A: "You'll actually do that?"

L: "Indeed. Once I've set someone to render your half-devil friend's essence into the potion."

A: "Cool."
>A quick jaunt to the fridge
>You pull out

>The Entire Milk Gallon Jug marked "Tom Essence"

A: "Oh Christ it's completely full."
L: "Bountiful. Far too much in fact. Hm..."

>You set it on the table
>The table shudders
>A fork falls off onto the floor

L: "If Tom were a woman..."
A: "Mom."
L: "He could be of use for something."


A: "MA. No."
L: "Shall all the children be sired with me then?"

A: "..."
L: "A heavy burden."

>Jackie
>Comes into the kitchen

L: "A load I shall gladly take into my-"

J: "Sup."
>She sits down
>Throws a spoon from the table
>It knocks some cereal off the fridge
>She catches it
>And the spoon

>She pauses
>Shakes the box

J: "mmmfmfmm..."
>Her hair is everywhere
>She is in
>Pajamas
J: "Enough for one."

>She opens the gallon jug
>And is about to pour it into the cereal box

What do?
Also.
Good morning, Anon.

>>3742400
>Luna talking about siring out children
>Jackie about to gokkun her cereal.
First of all, hide the fucking boner in your pants
Second of all, fucking stop Jackie from eatting that splooge.

>>3742400
Simply that's semen. Grab jug.

Nothing else to say. She can make her own decisions.

>>3726157 (ref)
>>3742400
>Good Morning
... Fuck, we should've really gotten some rest. Even just a few hours. We've been at it for like over a month.

>A heavy burden
W-we're working on it 'ma.

>Jackie and the Mystery Milk Jug
Stop her. Actually, I'm not sure we *can*... So instead... Uh, reveal to her that it's an alchemical reagent. Wouldn't suggest ingesting it in it's, uh, unrefined form. Dunno what could happen to you, and you've already suffered enough from stuff tearing you from the inside. Then go get her the proper stuff.

>>3742400
>Gently put your hand in that jug
>"Jackie, thats Tom's demon cum, wake up girl. You feeling okay?"

>>3742400
>to Luna
"Youre reading too much of Sabrina's fanfiction. You okay after you wore her meat suit?"

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>>3742400
>J: "Sup."

Not much. Prepping to invade Hell.

...How do you feel?

>>3742445
support

>>3742400
>>3742445 (addendum)
Adding support for check up on Jackie and asking how she's doing ( >>3742466
). She just had reconstructive soul-and-brain surgery afterall.

>>3742445
>>3742400

support
sexy but we need that stuff and while she could need those calories we need that more then her right now

>>3742400
Stop! That's not milk!

Shitposting question to fellow Anons buuuuut....
would you still stop her if it was your leche instead of Tom's?

>>3742542
She wouldn't be able to do anything wth it with her immaterial body.

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>>3742445
>>3742473
>>3742453
>>3742508

Confirmed votes make it clear.

>Don't blurt that it's Tom's boy Butter Jackie is about to eat

A: "Jackie that is not milk."
J: "Whuh?"
>She's still pouring
>Just lookin' at you

>Her eyes
>Are dull
>But still sparkly
>even with the lids puffy from taxing sleep

>Cereal is floating upward

A: "Jackie that's something I need for a potion. It's really gross. Nobody should eat it at all-"
>Whump

>She got it
>A little after halfway to having filled the box

J: "It's dangerous?"
A: "It's...unknown. I don't know what'll happen."

>She closes her eyes
>And tears silently fall from them

A: "Oh no nono Jackie hol up babe are you ok? You just had surgery and I don't even wanna-"

J: "Anon."
A: "Jack."

J: "That was the last box of cereal."

A: "O-Oh no. Jackie."

>You sweep the jug up

A: "Fuck do we -do- with this."
L: "On the kettle."

A: "On the-...huh?"
>You are about to pour it on top of a tea-pot

J: "She means boil it."
>Jackie rubs her eyes
>They're free of the sleepy sheen
>Slowly, the light is coming back in him

>Jackie
J: "Unless you're tryin' tah burn the castle down. Heh."
>Is being silly

J: "Gimme a tangerine. I'm starving. I wanna eat everything but I also wanna poop until I'm just my hair."
A: "Pfff. Forreal tho are you ok?"
J: "No. Can't be after what I went through..."
>She tries to get up
>Slips
>So she does a backflip
>Which looks easier than just tripping

J: "...but I got my -me- back. I remember how much it matters to -be- me."
>She just makes a portal instead of reaching for bread
>SHHHHRRRIIIIIIP
>She reaches in
>And makes another
>To put the bread in the toaster
A: "So you feel?"
J: "Like you cute or sumn' still."
A: "I am a trash bag."
J: "A cute one."

cont

>>3742542
Yes. What kinda horrible person allows the ruining of cereal?

>>3742400
The long hair looks great.

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>>3742551

https://youtu.be/Ff4G9ZX966o

>A sudden burst of activity
T: "oOOAAWAAAHhh mmmm nice 11 hour nap."
>Tom
>Followed by Sabrina

S: "Hello?"
>Then Susan
Su: "Fuckin' Watew Wheew."
>She is soaked

>Baby Entropy
>Olson

En: "Come on, Styx! We gotta be quick iffun we want any chairs!"
>The three goblin children
>Who still move like silent shadows

>Girl
>Who is
>Reading?

G: "Geometries...for engineer..."
>Drake the hair dude
>Wanda the slime girl
>Petra, with her adopted eggs
>Carmelita
>With her brother Perro right behind
>Looming
>He takes flight and latches to the ceiling

>A huge fly oh shit it-
>Oh
>It's Fred

>Even Wudo
W: "Ack! Save some pancakes! I need them! All of them ACK!"

P: "You only ever eat three. That's all you are gettingk."

>Bow
>Rushes in last
>Dives under the table
>Everyone seated moves their cups and plates
>As the table rises up
>To sit on Bow's back
>And he eagerly awaits

THE CRUMBBBBBBBBB to fall

B: "berf...BORK!"

>Your kitchen is full
>Entirely full
>Of life
>People

>These
>These are your people, Anonymous
>And in your absence
>It seems they have started to live together
>As a whole

T: "Oh awesome! There's still cereal!"
>Tom is about to drink his own sauce from the box

J: "..."
>Jackie ain't saying shit

What do?


-Breakfast time (Happy Family times while you passively work on the potion)

-Potion (Work hard on the potion, ignores the senpai but gets it done a little before the day is over)

-Family man (Fuck the potion or have a skeleton try to make it in the background. Takes longer but you get a chance to actually get to know everyone. Get to see everyone.)


>Skeleton Shiloh has just arrived at the door
>...
>Everyone is quiet
>Except for Jackie

J: "Somebody get me some toast. Please."
S: "I got it!"
J: "Gracias, mamacita."

Su: "I want fwench fwies."

>Killa
>Guards the door

KK: "Eet is breakfast. Eat eggs."
Su: "Fuck EGGS I want CAWBS!"

What do?

>>3742555
>Breakfast time (Happy Family times while you passively work on the potion)
>Character Interactions
I live for this.

>>3742555

>BREAKFASTING
do the family man route, the potion can still wait, we should be able to get it done by the afternoon provided nothing shitstorm worthy is happening/going to happen in that timeframe

-also brainstorm on how to deal with the neet lizard in the library, i feel like if we leave for hell without addressing that something bad might happen

>TOM SAUCE
- say nothing. It's his responsibility to tell the difference between his sauce and milk, not us.
Plus it would out him as a sauce drinker if he does it and theres no significant reaction, so win-win.

otherwise see if anon can either:
a) see if he himself can help build projects like the wall, or get more materials
b) take his anti--anti magic armor material to foss' grandad to see if he can make anything useful
c) practice his saxaphone

in the in-between between getting the potion done and the meeting with the star buds

>>3742555
>-Breakfast time (Happy Family times while you passively work on the potion)

>>3742555
>warn Tom
Theres time for prank wars but today isnt it. Today we have time with our family.

>aks Luna if Mr.Velevt Ears can brew the potion.

Hes excellently skilled and should be able to brew potions like tea.


Lets have a nice quiet family day before we literally go to hell

>>3726157 (ref)
>>3742555
>Breakfast Time
Truly the 'I want it all' option... The day was going to be a write off to prep the potion, and allow for Jackie's recovery regardless, so we really ought to try and enjoy it for all it's worth. Can't see handing it off to a skele Luna's been dying to give us some alchemy lessons, seems pretty low to pass that off, we still need it done, but also want to be with our people.

>Tom
... Mmm... As he raises the spoon, warn him. Tell him he's got enough fire resistance as it is and that we need that. Not full on prank, but enough of a close call to give him pause

>Jackie
Jam or Butter?

>Breakfast orders
We doing solo, diner-chef or we got enough room for some su-chefs to help out? I'm up for a option 2 while we're brewing... Sounds like Petra normally handles a lot of this, giving her a hand might be appreciated.

>Menu?
Sounds like Pancakes, toast and eggs, maybe some meats overall from the lineup.

>Wudo
Give him 4... But have them shrink in size like a pancake pyramid so they use the same amount of material

>Girls Engineering efforts
... Maybe ask if she's interested in a hands-on internship. WV gets help from the hand horror... But seeing how the theory matches up with the practice could be useful.

>Bow
Fucked up rolls go to the big boy. He'll appreciate them at least

>Da kinder
... If we already got pancakes on, adding some chocolate chips to theirs seems like a quick way to add some cheer..

>>3742584
actually warn tom about the sauce.
I don't want our chances of escape going up in smoke because we didnt tell our demon friend the up and up

>>3742555
>>3742616

>let wudo have an extra pancake. He earned it with his bravery, but should he fail us or Petra....then he gets only the burned ones!

>ask Girl to help draw up plans for moving more goblins here for when we get back. Shes gonna need a team of engineers.

>show susan and KK that eggs and hash exist for this purpose

>>3742637
Reminder Wudo insulted us when he believed we couldn't hear what he was saying... which we really couldn't do.
Carmelita was there too.

>>3742555
Make a note to get a fridge just for potion ingredients and put it with our alchemists pot.
-Don't we have a room set up for that?
--See about cooking the potion in there instead of the kitchen.

>Breakfast time (Happy Family times while you passively work on the potion)
-Put the Potion on the back burner and turn the vents to low to take any fumes away.

Cook Susan some french toast and a side of eggs.

wudo gets three pancakes.

>>3742643
Rather have him believe that acting to our benefit will be rewarding to him. Wwll still keep a close eye on the little fucker.

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>>3742603
>>3742584

>Full Devotion to Family Man
>Balanced Breakfast and work
>>3742616
>Delegate to a minion

It's pretty clear.
Anon wants...some good times.


SPECIAL ROUND

After this post!

Only 10 MINUTES between posts.
Posts will be shorter.
We.
Shall move faster.

https://youtu.be/KPa-3xEZTB8

A: "Move the hell over. Where's the good sausage?"

>You muscle through some people, leaving that sweet thick NUTT sauce after putting it in a pot and setting it to boil


A: "Velvet ears. Velvet EA-"
>He is just suddenly behind you

A: "FUCK!"
>He bends down
>Bowing but also getting closer

A: "Watch the pot, would ya?"
L: "I can manage him."

A: "Wh-"
L: "Dear. We have eternity. Tomorrow. We have a war."
A: "Luna, I-"

>Luna pats your ear
L: "Take today. It's yours."


>First off

A: "Tom!"
T: "Hah?"
>The Box is almost up-side down when you warn him
>He's still waiting on the substance inside to pick up

A: "That's your semen. Don't do it. Don't be the self-sampler."

>63/100
>He believes you

T: "Dude wh- Why? Why would y-"
J: "Why didn't you TELL me that was Tom's goo, dude-"

>Jackie doesn't get CON saves at the moment
>She is turning green
J: "Ok fair enouHUUUUUHHHH!"

>Sabrina is holding Jackie's hair

>You
>Realize there are not enough seats
>Half of everybody is standing around with their plates

P: "My lord."
>Petra
>Is getting up

P: "Would you like my chair?"


>>3742622

A: "Nah. Nah it's ok I'mma do some shit. For some dudes."

cont