>>3949798
>OPTION 3
>snap the wand back with recall
>"Youre not very good at this. Can I help you, princess Thief?"

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>>3949798
>3. Let her grab it (the wand is semi-alive and resists any master but you)
Let's see what she's trying to do. Very carefully. and Very Closely.

It's nice to be back.

>>3949807
this but anon needs to squint his eyes and gets up, but his head stays rested on the pillow and rises after his body does so it looks like he's a creepy flesheater/shapeshifter/boneshifter/organic slinky.

>>3949798
Leave it be star it'll hurt you.

>>3949811
So he floats up morning wood first? Little early for the count cockula impression.

>>3949811
>>3949820
>>3949821
>>3949806
I just really wanna see what she's planning to do with it. maybe pretend to be aleep and see what she's doing, maybe just trait up ask her.

If she tries to actually steal it we can just recall the wand, and even if it doesn't come back she'll have a hard time using it thanks to its trait "Mine and Mine Alone".

>>3949798
Supporting >>3949806 and >>3949820
A verbal warning, but inaction. We can chimp out if for some God unknown reason it DOESN'T affect her.

>>3949798
Also, complement her clothing to throw her off.

>>3949826
Star is a slippery bugger, I dont want her bolting and she coulf have some feats that boosts her will. Our magic is super compatible. Dont want to take a risk.

Also talking to ger directly and calmly always throws her for a loop and leads to...progress.

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>3
>Let her grab it

A: "Ho..."
>Your rage simmers
>Sweating the vegetables of your brain

>Curiosity?
>Spite?
>Something motivates you to just
>Let her wrap her little fingers
>Around the golden curve
>Of your brass horn

A: "Don't...do it?"
>You hazard a small warning

>She immediately does it
https://youtu.be/U07IQtF1V5Q

>THE GEM AT THE TIP OF YOUR WAND EXPANDS
>A ROLLING PUPIL OPENS WITHIN
>It looks upon Star
>Fucking
>Butterfly

>She makes a monstrous Charisma check with a 17 on the dice

St: "Um. Wow. You have beautiful Eye."
>YOUR WAND IS FLATTERED AND REALIZES WORDS OF AFFIRMATION ARE IT'S PRIMARY LOVE LANGUAGES

A: "You needy BITCH!"
>You snap your fingers
>Using one of the many utility powers at your disposal
>To call the wand back

>You erupt from your sheets
>Greasy body glistening in the magic light

>The Wand Yanks Star from her spot on the floor
>Straight at you

>She fails the strength check to stop the wand from carrying her through the air

St: "HEY! Wait, NO! LEMME JUST TRY IT!"
A: "Oh you're TRYING it alright!"

>She won't stop
>WRIGGLIN
>As she hurtles at you
>Boots and elbows
>And some glitter from her shades

ROLL STRENGTH, ANONYMOUS

AS YOU MUST CATCH BOTH YOUR WAND
AND A SCREAMING BUG

What do as this goes down?

1. Mock her
2. Question her
3. Bite her Anywhere you specify to make her let go
4. Yell for the skeletons to come help you wrestle this fucking bug

>>3949844
2. Question her
-Why?

>>3949844
2. Question her

Rolled 20 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>3949844
go for numbah 2

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3949844
>kiss her in the fucking mouth then two hand yank and shove her back with your foot.

"USE YOUR WORDS BUGTITS. ASK NICELY!"

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Rolled 17 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>3949844
>St: "HEY! Wait, NO! LEMME JUST TRY IT!"

1. Mock her
Oh hohohoh. I'll let you try my 'wand' all you want, all right.

2. Question her
But first I wanna know why you want to play with my sax.

3. Bite her in the cheek you specify to make her speak
And I want you to be truthful. And I want to test your wand as well.

>>3949830 (ref)
>>3949844
Supporting >>3949867 with all my yes.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3949844

>>3949844
>>3949867
This seems like the right play

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3949877
Oh and dice.

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>>3949867

You don't get to do it all.

Choose a path.
Or combine 2 for a chance at the best of both.

Try nearly them all?
Anon will choose on his instincts.

>Anon's and your instincts have a track record for disaster

TWO WAY TIE

Between "QUESTION HER"

and

"THE TRIPLE COMBO"

So first let's see what roll you got, Anonymous.

>>3949879
>>3949871
>>3949867
>>3949858
>>3949857

1d5 to choose.

>>3949886
go for questioning

>>3949886
>Question her

As much as it wouldn't be Star vs. Quest without painfully autistic social interactions, we need some answers here, not to bite her cheek or whatever the fuck disaster outcome Anon's instincts tel him to do.

>>3949886
Question

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>3949893

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>>3949886
Then question her. No need to bite cheek.
I do wanna try her hand yhp.

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>>3949867
>>3949867


>35
>Holy shit, dude that's like
>Strong.

https://youtu.be/n0_7Gl19T4c

>You catch the wand and don't lose grip
>At all
>Muscles, your right arm is waking up
>His spines gently erupting from your shared skin

>Star is still WRIGGLING and nails you in the mouth
>With her body
>Getting her bug dust all over your chest and chin

MINI VOTE

What did you sleep in, Anonymous?
(Chance for full write-in)

>WHAM!

A: "What. The FUCK do you th-"

>The two of you roll out of your bed
>Out of the open door
>And into the Throne room
>Scrabbling like Weasels who both want a cinnamon stick

>Star tries to bite your human fingers

>>3949857
+2

>You've gotten stronger
>You curl your hand into fist and shove it whole into her giant mouth
St: "MFMFM!?"
A: "Oh Wait. THINK. Wrong word. What are you ATTEMPTIN' to think you're doing ya goddamn-"

>CRACK!
>Star just spat your own fist at your eye

>>3949871
You did not blink in time
-2

>You can see your own Morning breath
>And smell Jackie's lip gl-

St: "GIVE IT! I need. To know! IF YOUR WAND. CAN DO GOOD MAGIC! I'LL GIVE IT A MAKEOVER!"

>Muscles
>Is fighting her
>While you roll around behind like a vestigial, boneless third leg

A: "Hey, Star."
>She looks away from the Serpentine Arm she's doing battle with to yell at you
St: "WHAT!?"

>You bite her face
>She rolls a 2 on escaping
>With a 35 on Strengh
>You hang on like a catfish

St: "eeeeuUUUGGH! GROSSGROSSGROSSGORSS!"
>She is terrified of your nasty mouth
>So
>She punches you in the head repeatedly

>You can see ahead
>You're rolling for people's rooms

WHERE DO YOU TAKE THIS FIGHT

1. Roll toward Jackie's Room (You might get in trouble)
2. Roll to Marco's Room (Get Star in trouble)
3. Roll to the Kitchen (Who knows what's in there)
4. Cheat to finish the scuffle

>>3949906
>her hand yhp.
*her wand tho.

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>>3949906
>>3949893
>>3949892

Wasn't asking for a last minute tie breaker yet.

Maybe next time we'll do a confirmation vote.

For now.
You have an upclose look at Star's fist.

Her skin is really soft for some reason.
Her knuckles are not.

You are just way too used to being punched by her to be perturbed.

>>3949908
Roll to the kitchen where both y'all bitches belong

>>3949908
Mystery Kitchen

>>3949908
>we sleep full naked on those silk sheets we...borrowed from Luna's castle. No idea what silk it is, what made it or even if its magic or not but those sheets feel almost as good as when Luna kisses our soul from inside our brainstem....almost. a real man sleeps in the buff.

>cheat to end the struggle by using starwalk to make us just kind of hover in the hallway. Also use our cheek positioning to lick stars earhole.

>"if thats what you wanted to do then you could have just asked nicely and I would have let you. In fact I want to learn some healing spells that dont require I bleed half to death. Stealing is a crime and only CRIMINALS STEAL. ARE YOU A COMMON CRIMINAL STAR BUTTERFLY!?"

>>3949908
We wear sleep wear. How much changes dependong on how hot and cold it is, but today it's shirtless and skeletor sleep pants.

>>3949920
support for mystery

>>3949908
>>3949919
Also,
>in one of his many kickass boxers - like them Dio ones.

>>3949923
Depending*

>>3949830 (Ref)
>>3949908
>What did you sleep in?
JoJo JamJams

>Rolling towards?
Marcos room.

>Dialog?
Support >>3949921... though we're not one to talk

>>3949926
Parachute Boxers

>>3949930
Sounds about right.

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>>3949908
>What did you sleep in, Anonymous?
PJ Onsie. It gets cold in Webhollow. Especially during the night when the power goes out and we need to change to manual skelepower.

>3. Roll to the Kitchen (Who knows what's in there)
Morning foodies. Breakfast and a show.

>>3949908
>What did you sleep in, Anonymous?
Nude. Like any real man would.
>Roll to the Kitchen (Who knows what's in there)

Changing my vpte from this
>>3949923
To
>>3949926

>>3949908
>We wear sleep wear. How much changes dependong on how hot and cold it is, but today we sleep full naked on those silk sheets we...borrowed from Luna's castle. No idea what silk it is, what made it or even if its magic or not but those sheets feel almost as good as when Luna kisses our soul from inside our brainstem....almost.
>cheat to end the struggle by using starwalk to make us just kind of hover in the hallway. Also use our cheek positioning to lick stars earhole.
the more and harder she hits, you suck harder and bite harder trying to stay on

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>Big votes for the MYSTERY KITCHEN DESTINATION

>A fierce battle over
NUDITY vs THEMED UNDERWEAR

>The THEMED UNDERWEAR
>HAS WON

>Star drags her fingernails down your bare chest
>The pain does not excite nor anger you
>You have been mangled by monsters of all sorts
>What are the scratches of a little girl doing to do to you- oH FUCK FUCK

>SHE HAS YOUR NIPPLES
>BOTH OF YOUR NIPPLES IN THE TEETY TWIST

>You roll
>Fiercely
>Doing a Speed run for the Kitchen
>You burst through the kitchen door
>Shrieking

>Susan is there
A: "HI SUSAN."
Su: "Hewwo."

https://youtu.be/xUMUEaaqlWA

>She is drinking tea

>Watching you roll around on the kitchen floor with Star Butterfly

A: "SHIT MY FIST IN HER AGAIN. MY FIST. IS IN HER AGAIN."
Su: "Wiving my dweams again, I shee."

T: "Hey, dude."
>Tom
>Is Hanging from the ceiling
>BOUND CHAINS AND COVERED IN SACRED CANDLES

>Like an edgy teen-demon Chandelier

>There is also a French Skeleton
>Making BEANS on the stove

A: "Hi, Tom OW- Star! Stop fucking bITING ME."
St: "No!"
A: "Just ASK to use my shit and I won't MANHANDLE YOU."

St: "No! You're mean!"
A: "I am NOT!"
Su: "Yesh you awe."
A: "I'm just DIRECT!"

T: "You also say Racial Epitaphs a lot."

>Star
>Mid Battle
>Mid trying to give you a wedgie with your Jotaro Joestar Doujin Ahegao themed boxers

>Asks

St: "What's a Racial Epitaph?"
A: "The nicest thing I could say about you."

Su: "Bwuh."

What do!?

1. Ask Tom for help (His mom is trying to drag him back to hell but he might be able to like, reason with Star)
2. Demand Susan do her duty and bodyguard you (She has a big gay crush on Star, might mess it up)
3. Teach Star a Racial Epitaph (As a distraction)
4. THE BEANS. THE. BEANS. THE. BEANS. THE. BEANS. THE. BEANS.

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>>3949962
USE THE BEANS

>>3949962
The reason I don't want you to use the wand is so it doesn't backfire on you. I'm literally trying to be nice here.

>>3949962
4. THE BEANS NIGGA, THE FUKKIN BEANS!

"Star, TIME OUT! TIME OUT! OR IM NOT GONNA LET YOU SEE MY MAGIC PUPPY SPELL!"

>>3949962
If star calms down we should show her how we can use our magic to help people. People like TOM WHOS IN A HELLRAISER CONTRAPTION TO KEEP HIM BOUND HERE AND NOT DRAGGED INTO HELL.

>Use OWN to change his TRUE AND SECRET NAME to something only he knows so that he can stay here with us and not get summoned.

>>3949982
>>3949967
>>3949962
Support this too, But BEANS as well

>>3949962
3. Teach Star a Racial Epitaph

>>3949962
>>3949988
>"THESE NIGGAS EATIN' BEANZ!!!!!"

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>>3949972
I'm certain the wand wouldn't do anything to Star other than not work. She needs to roll every attempt to use the wand to see if she successfully casts a spell.

>>3949982
I've no idea if that would work really. Star already kinda knows we can use magic to help people. She is just curious about the wand, and really, I'm curious what we could do with hers too. We once had the chance to use it but didn't.

>>3949962
>THE BEANS

>>3949984
>>3949988
>>3949990
yes all my yes also should we try and crawl inside our wand or have it sink into our body?

The wand will only obey Anonymous. Only come to his hand. Attempts by others to wield the wand require a very hard WILL roll. If it fails? The wand will whack them in the face.

>>3949962
So like. Beans aside Star can use the wand right?

Any particular reason she shouldn't be allowed to?

Since she... kind of asked?

Also, shed a single tear over wasted beans.

>>3950000
Didn't it use to have the spell backfire?

>>3950002

See: >>3950000
Anon's Sax-o-wand has a magical traits that makes the wand require an extra WILL role to use besides the regular ability check roll.

Other than that? Anon's just looking for a reason to fight Star I think. I don't think he really cares she uses it as much as he just wants to manhandle her. He'd have probably let her use the wand to sate his own curiosity if she asked. Though probably not without asking her for her wand first.

>>3950003
Not entirely sure if that's what it means or if it's literally a wack in the face.

>>3950002
I mean, I imagine Butter Johnson would resist rather violently, even if he's a needy bitch he's still bound to us. Also, we don't know if they're....compatible, I guess? Magic's magic, but there's a pretty big difference between the warlocky and necromancy stuff that we do and....whatever the fuck you'd call Star's magic. Glittermancy or something gay like that. Also, it's not like she knows how to play a sax.

>>3949962
Honestly I figured this was just like drinking a cup of coffee or taking a shower.

No way to prepare for the new day like punching someone in the nuts and biting their face.

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T: "Star. Why even fight? My conflict resolution book sa-"

St: "Your giant Demon Dingle doesn't make your worth listening too, Tom."
T: "Ok."

>You are choking her
>Muscles is fighting her hands off of the Wand

>Your whole head is swollen and purple
>Because she is choking you with her own trendy ponytail being used as a Garrote

A: "St-Star. I wanna teach you something."

>She brightens up
>Let's go of you just a little
St: "Really? What?"

>CRANG!
>BEANS
>HOT BEANS
>RIGHT ONTO HER HEAD

A: "To keep your eye on the BALL you STUPID FUCKING Insectoid Chink-Wop-Spic-Hole."

M: "Wow."

>Marco walks in
>Sees you on the floor
>In your underwear
>Snatching your wand back
>Assisted by the grease of the BEANS
>You stand
>Strut over to Marco

A: "Suh, dude?"
>You're grinning like a Hyena with a fully erect clitoris

cont

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>>3950058

M: "Anon."
T: "Hi, Marco."
M: "Not listening, Tom."
T: "Ok."

A: "Tom. Let me change your true name to save you from your mom."
T: "...could I just get some water?"

Su: "No."
T: "Oh, Shut UP Susan I was asking Anonymous!"
Su: "He was mean to Sabwina."
T: "I WAS NO- Du- Dude. She's lying."
Su: "I don't wie. I hold back painful twufs."
>Marco
>Sips a cup of coffee
M: "Anon. Why didn't you let her see it?"
A: "Because she's a-"

>SHHHHHHHHHHHHH


>What's that smell?
>Bacon?
>Burnt Popcorn?
>Balogne being sm-

>It's your crotch
>Because Star took the Bean-Pot
>And put it hot side down
>In your Underwear

>Directly in the front

A: " HE- I C-"
>Your brain is spinning between white hot agony
>and Just wanting to tear itself apart
>This isn't hurt
>This is-
>ADVANCED wounding

St: "YOU'RE a Chink!"
>Star says spitting Beans onto the floor

Su: "Why awe you stiww Attwactive?"

St: "Huh?"

>The skelton nearby sheds a single tear
>As Sabrina walks in
>Sees you
>And almost faints
>Marco catches her

M: "So. We good to go?"
A: "Eh-Wr-"
M: "Dude. What?"

Full write-in Boys.

What do?

WHICH WE'LL USE. NEXT TIME!
WEDNESDAY!

1:00 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

Stay Blesst.
Love, Quest.

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>>3950061

We have a discord.
https://discord.gg/x25nASh

Patrons get to see Secrets before anyone else
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=5454620

Sometimes I stream.
Welcome to the big meme.

Bless.

>Some fucking lunatic friend designed and price checked the Anime Underwear

This is an essential piece of all Anon cosplay.

>>3950061
>T: "...could I just get some water?"
Get him a glass of water

"Sabrina please hit me with your mace my balls are on fire."

In no particular order...

>Su: "No."
>T: "Oh, Shut UP Susan I was asking Anonymous!"
>Su: "He was mean to Sabwina."
>T: "I WAS NO- Du- Dude. She's lying."
>Su: "I don't wie. I hold back painful twufs."

Could either of you please elaborate? Also why be mean to Sabrina, shes a cinnamon roll.

>M: "Anon. Why didn't you let her see it?"
>A: "Because she's a-"

1. Sheer force of habit. Violence has just become how I say hello to you two.
2. She didn't ask first.
3. I am uncertain? If it will try and beat her up or not. Security and all that.
4. All of that being said, all yours star. Give it a whirl.

>M: "So. We good to go?"
>A: "Eh-Wr-"
>M: "Dude. What?"

I need to shower, and eat. Also maybe help Tom with his name thing. After that yeah were good.

If she fails to cast with it it'll backfire on her possibly knocking her soul out or the spell she's trying to cast rebounding on her. Given she's trying to see if the wand can do things that aren't "evil" neither is good. Also, if she successful then anon has to cast spells with the chance on them backfiring or it hitting him in the head.

Minecraft arc when? We really need some more padding before we get to Hell.

>>3950069
That one >>3950077
Also pass me your wand Star. And be careful my wand has a chance of smacking and taking your soul into the wand. You have to lose control of the wand, and hope it does not get lucky when it fights back.

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>>3950146

I gave you an offer.

>>3950824
Hey man, don't pin the collective cuckoldry of this playerbase on me.

I'd take your offer if given the chance.

>>3950061
to marco
"Hey man, good morning. Gotta take care of some housekeeping... then I have a plan. Can you get tom some water?"

>to sabrina
"I need you to give me some CBT. Some Cock and Bean tending. Please heal me this hurts."

to star
>"time out, time out. Look, if you have a concern you should have just talked to me. Royal to royal. Youre not being cool. Lets start over.

Good Morning Star, I heard you have some questions about my magic. If be happy to show you before we go into battle. I have questions for you too, but this should wait.


>everyone

"Hey yall, gear up. Were jumping to Hekaworld to buy some time and kick this off."

>>3950824
We really should have talked to him more. We might have dissauded him from his current path.

Little background for new players. Anons world encompasses more than this game, but every other game thats been made. Twisted Metal, XCom, even the Rango film game. This also includes the Star Vs Visual Novel.

In that VN an anon from a parallel time stream is killing off all other anons using a muscles spell form we havent used yet. Even killed Omnitraxus Prime. He was scooped up by toffee in the tardis.

Current theory, unconfirmed, is that the Unknown, designated Dragons dont-exist exist somewhere outside creation and that Septarians were possibly their pets. Toffeee kept his name when they were freed and seeks, according to Glossy to undo creation and return existence to an undefined state to confront the dragons. Minecraft was just an offer to keep us occupied.

Thats the major villain arc, anon being anon has also a large number of enemies and problems to solve.

>war planet has a bounty on us and is occupying Purristan dimension. There is also enough dosh to fund our big project

>earth dimension was eaten.by a black hole containing one of our lost spells, true resurrection, but has alos been corrupted by our fathers soul. A father that is a monster in every sense of the word. An apex narcissist.

>hell is going to kill our future wife/husband Tom who we made a pact with to secure our daughters future. She came back in time to call us a jerk. We loved her. We have to stop Toms mom from taking tom and putting Lucikrons soul in his body.

>we also need a greater demons soul from hell, Betty White was the original target. But now, Toms Mom is interfering.

>there is also the issue of our pact with queen Moon. She supports us from the shadows with us being a deniable asset. We promised to kill Ludo however he is shacked up with the Pixies and the remaining Men In Black below the Pixie royal castle. We have aboat load of vold iron but we were instructed to handle Hell first as Moon has to maintian her alliance with hell.

>we have not elected to treat with the MIB to try and make peace so they still attack us

>monsters are settling in but want a society in which to live in

>Brother Eater has not yet fully submitted to our cause and integrated with the team. We keep dominating him but thats a tiger by the tail. Warplanet attack would do wonders for his morale.


Im sure im forgetting a ton of other side quests and issues but it can all be found in the charecter sheets.

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>>3950058
>>3950061
What a good batch of beans.
Totally wasted. Unedible now.

>>3950061
>A: "Tom. Let me change your true name to save you from your mom."
>T: "...could I just get some water?"
I'm not even really sure if it could really work. The change name thing. Or if we even should.
But yeah, we can get you a glass of water. A skellie can.

>Su: "He was mean to Sabwina."
Wait, how was he mean to Sabrina again?

>M: "Anon. Why didn't you let her see it?"
Why should I let her see it just because she wants to see it? Spoiled brat thinks shit is just hers to take? WRONG.
This is my home. MY CASTLE, and I rule here.
If she wants to even scratch her own ass she's gonna have to ask me first, and she's gonna ahve to ask nicely.

>St: "YOU'RE a Chink!"
Ah, I see you already learned some racial epithats in your own, even if you don't know how apply them yet.

>M: "So. We good to go?"
>A: "Eh-Wr-"
>M: "Dude. What?"

>What do?
Well, our original plan was to go into hell in secret using Tom's secret entrance thing, but now that we know his mother has been spying on her brains that door is probably gonna be filled to the brim with demons waiting to ambush us when we least expect it.
We should ask Tom about this.

We could still go to Purrkistan, but we don't know nothing of what's going on there besides the WAR PLANET THING. Actual tactical info we can use to our advantage, I mean. We could send some Vermin Swarm to investigate forther in secret.

Those are not our only two options though. We still have the Agent in our basement, and we haven't personally talked to him, only Jackie has.
We could see what he knows and what truthful he is, maybe we can discover a third option with him.

There's also the Monsters. I want to check on them and see how everyhting's going on today. Maybe we can learn something about the war, Wudo seems to communicate with someone, if he isn't crazy in the first place.

We also have our giant pals to check out on. We left Foss with the shadow lizard in Luna's castle in The Hole.
Don't know where her uncle is.

Finally, want to check how the rest of our subjects is doing, Wondervon, the kids, and Bow.
I'd like to see if Wondervon knows something about Purrkistan that could help us out.

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SESSION!

>BANG
Sa: "Sorry!"

START!

>BANG!
Sa: "Sorry!"


>You're still Anonymous
>You are on your kitchen table
>In your castle
>On Mewni
>High in the Mounta-

>BANG!

Sa: "Sorry! Sorry sor-"
Su: "Don't be Sowwy be BUSY! He can't command twoops wike this!"
Sa: "Okay! Okay sorr-"

>BANG!
>Like I was saying
>You are in your castle
>On Mewni
>Surrounded by your closest friends

>BANG!
>Sabrina Backintosh is smashing your cock and balls with a Mace

>BANG!
>Because she is a very nice girl
>BANG!

Sa: "I'm so sorry!"

>Her mace has healing properties
>It is currently the best option to un-stick the SEARING HOT PAN

>That has been fused to your groin
>By

A: "Star. Fucking. Butterfly."
St: "Hm?"

A: "Pass me the cereal."

>Not one to be perturbed
>Or have a perfectly good morning ruined

>You have opted to have breakfast
>While Sabrina frees your Ween from the Kitchenaide prison it is trapped under

>Jackie arrives from upstairs
>In full nap gear
>She takes in the seen
>Looks at Sabrina winding up for another hit

>BANG!
J: "Sabrina."
Sa: "I'M SOR- Oh hi, Jackie."
J: "Stop swinging straight down. Do it like a golf club or you'll just smash it into him."

Sa: "Oh! Great idea, haha ha..."
>Jackie gets some coffee
>Then sits down next to you

J: "Need some more help?"
A: "I-"

>BANG!
>You just stabbed yourself in the gums with your pancake fork
>And the cereal you've been passed flies up into the air
>Sticking in your chest burns from BEAN JUICE
>What with there formerly being beans in the pot


>You have explained to Star about asking for permission to use your things

St: "Can I use your things?"
>Wow
>That was a vaguery

>You have several things to take care of today
>As you prepare to march on HELL ITSELF

1. Help Tom, he is chained to your ceiling so his mom doesn't suck him to the underworld

2. Trade Wands with Star for a second (To satiate her curiosity about your magic Horn)

3. Just yank the pot off (RiP your dick)

4. (Optional) Ask Jackie to feed you while you handle business (she likes to nurture)

>>3952236
>2. Yes, but you have to understand it first. This wand is not only alive, but it holds a lot of deas souls in paradise. I made this to give people, alive and dead a chance to live a life free of injustice and misery. Its very special to me and my mother and a lot of people. Its also alive and doesnt like to be forced any more than you or me. If you promise to give it back after one spell and let me hold your wand it may allow you to use it. Do you swear?


Then
>3. Not the first time we ripped our dick off. Prbs wont be the last.

Then 4. While talking options to Tom. Primarly changing his true name but only the middle name to perserve his claim to the throne.

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>>3952236
>St: "Can I use your things?"
WHAT things, other than my wand?

>2. Trade Wands with Star for a second
I do am curious about Star's wand and how it would react to us.

>1. Help Tom, he is chained to your ceiling so his mom doesn't suck him to the underworld
I'm really not so sure going to Hell is such a good idea with Tom in this state. We didn't know beforehand that her Mom was spying on him, se she knows everything he knows, so she probably knows about our plan, including the secret passage.
We need to talk with Tom about this.

I'd also like to get Hekapoo's opinion on what we might do (she did escape Hell herself once, and even unbid her soul from it, plus she probably lived there for far longer time than Tom), but I'm not sure what she'll say about Star going with us...
On that note Moon has been looking for Star for more than a month, considering the knows she's here right now and going into hell with us I'm surprised she hasn't appeared in full combat regalia to pick her up and take her back home...

>>3952243
I think we can only pick two options, three and It only means Anon will choose between them.

Sabrina is already working on the pot, so why don;t we leave our dick to her. There has been too much CTB for one quest already, not to mention one session.

>>3952261
Where does it say that?
Its a list of tasks, i just laid out logical path forward.

Im also adding that the moment we hold stars wand we let Luna dig her way into it. Learn how the magic works and ia structured. Maybe even inhabit it a bit so she has access to it.


Yes this is a bit of a violation of the good nature of the exchange but its... nessescary for the things to come. Keep friends and enemies close.

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>>3952266
>>3952243
>>3949886

Right here, friend.

" Choose a path.
Or combine 2 for a chance at the best of both.

Try nearly them all?
Anon will choose on his instincts. "

>>3952271
>>3952243
Thanks for clarifying. Ill just stick with my option 2 and take it from there.

4. (Optional) Ask Jackie to feed you while you handle business (she likes to nurture)

2. Trade Wands with Star for a second (To satiate her curiosity about your magic Horn)
Tell her it has the ability backfire on those it won't allow to use it.

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>>3952274
>>3952261

>2.

>BANG!

A: "Star. You can touch my wand. If you let me touch yours."

>Star presses an index finger into her cheek
>A tiny, chubby heart with humongous eyes pops out and winks before vanishing
>Her face a sound like a dog toy squeaker

St: "mmm...Only if you promise not to misuse it for evil."
A: "Bitch you better promise not to use MINE for anything GAY."

M: "Cause you want that all to yourself, huh?"
J: "Marco. Dude. Denigrating to the culture."
M: "Wh- He just used GAY as a Pejorative!"
J: "Marco. HE'S Gay."

>Your gf just called you Gay

J: "As a straight guy you gotta know what's your space and what isn't."
>She then smooches your forehead
J: "Keep goin', babe."
>As Sabrina get's a really good whack on your meatus

>BANG!

A: "FFFFFFFFine. FINE. I gotta focus on something besides the searing pain of Marco Oppressing me anyways."

>Marco stands up
>Indignant

A: "Now, Star. Butter Johnson isn't just a wand. He's a living thing. Sort of. He has his own feelings! Kind of..."
St: "So he's a person?"

>Your wand has been on the table next to you
>It's eye is wide
>and fixated on Star

A: "It's also a place."
St: "Ok. My head hurts. Gonna try magic."
>She reaches for your wand

>SWAP!
>Muscles
>swaps her
St: "Hey!"
A: "Hand me yours. Same time. On three."
St: "Three!"

>Star hucks her wand at you
>Snatches BJ
>You catch it
>and feel...

>Nothi-

https://youtu.be/6VKYzTu2v3k?t=3816

>The wand becomes
>...Pink.

Darling.
I knew you'd come back.

>Luna
>Her voice
>Loud and clear
>Seems to resonate through the entire room
>The Wand in your hand cracks
>Then crumbles
>Revealing a black mirror-finish
>A perfectly smooth Obsidian like things rests in your hand
>Which begins to crackle with pink Lightning

WHAT DO WITH THE BUTTERFLY

1. Put it down this is spooki
2. Cast one of your spells through it
3. Try to cast one of stars (With a quick roll to see if you mess the words up)
4. Let Luna continue warping it

I've missed you. All of you.
>You've not changed...somehow you seem
>More yourself


>>3952307
A: "Jackie."
>BRANG!
J: "Hm?"
A: "Cream me."
>Jackie hops up to get some [INSERT FLAVOR HERE] ice cream from the freezer

What do?

>>3952323
>3. Try to cast one of stars (With a quick roll to see if you mess the words up.

Afterwards:

>2. Cast one of your spells through it

Might wan to test this outside tho.

Oh and someoen get Tom that glass of water.

>>3952323
Supporting >>3952329
followed by a fusion of 2 and 3

>>3952329
>>3952323
Don't let Luna warp it. We're only borrowing this thing...

>>3952323
Hi Mama Luna. I missed you too.

Combine 2+4. LET LUNA TEACH US A FUN SPELL.

LETS SEE WHAT THIS BABY CAN DO

>>3952329
I like this idea also dont warp the wand

>>3952323
>>3952329
also WARP THE WAND

4. Let Luna continue warping it

Warping the wand fully sounds like a bad idea.

>>3952355
The wand normally does this. Is shifts to take a shape appropriate for the weilder. Anon is basically Luna in a flesh glove. This is the normal process and it will revert when we give it back.

What, you dont trust mama?

>>3952323
2. Narwhal blast!

>>3952366
3*

>>3952366
Atleast we did not say navelwall blast

>>3952376
"navelNut Blast"

make sure to thank Jackie for the ice cream.

>>3952323
WHAT DO WITH THE BUTTERFLY
2. Cast one of your spells through it
Inversion
Hey Momma, Kept you waiting huh?

Love you mom.

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IT'S GONNA GET A LITTLE WEIRD

GONNA GET A LITTLE WILD

A: "I uh..."

>Star spins your wand
St: "Well. What's that spell you like so much? Oh! Right!"

A: "NARWHAL BL-"

St: "MASSACRE WAVE."

M: " https://youtu.be/kkDMz2ml0gw "

ROLL 1D20

>A Charisma Roll

TO WARP STARS WAND TO YOUR WILL

Also, to remember her spell name properly.

>Luna's voice continues to curl in your mind

Her spells. They're alive. I can see them in her wand. In their own little world.

A: "Neat."


They fear me.


A: "Heh. Good."

CHOOSE THE SPELL TO RE-CREATE

1. Narwhal blast
2. Bacon Kitty Hawaiian Nightmare
3. Rainbow Blast
4. Sparkle Glitter Bomb Expand

Or

>Write your own

Simply wing it? Let us ding it. With dents and scratches. What a show. A little sin...but quite a spin.

Let's see how fast this pony goes.

>Lady there wasn't an innuendo ONE in there and you still sound like you're coming on to the kid

Protip: The spell you use, what you show to the wand. Will determine what it forms.

Also, duck. Seriously.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3952401
>Write your own
>"ZA WAAARUDO!!!!!!"

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3952401
Wang it

>>3952401
Narwhal Blast!

Also. Masscre Wave. Inside. Doesnt sound like a good idea.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3952401
Hear me out.
Massacre wave is just raw emotion pouring out her wand. Star is all about joy and friendship.

Anon is the King of waifus. Of giving and receiving love for the world.

Cast from the heart and absorve stars projected energy.

Also use a really cringey anime name for an energy absorbtion spell. Really show star we are capable of being a better good guy than her.

"Endless Love Works: Infinite Embrace"

Also make the wand take the shape of the magical girl wand that thw charecter marco dressed up as that turned us gay for traps all those years ago.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3952401
>Write your own
Bone Buldge Star Fall!

Also Duck I guess.
We really shouldn't be doing this in the house, how's idea was this.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3952401
>Write your own
What's the naming scheme of this stuff? Just say some random girly gibberish?
PASTRY ECHIDNA SQUIRT!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3952409
>>3952401
Oh and

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3952401

>>3952401
>>3952404
actually,
>NARWHAL MASSACRE PULSE

Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>3952401
LETS GOOO

4) SPARKLE spaghetti BOMB EXPAND

>>3952401

"MEGA CONDOM MAGIC COLLECTOR"
LETS CATCH THAT DEADLY MAGIC LOAD in a easy to collect form and for lewd humor

As an aside. Massacre wave draws on emotional outpouring to deliver raw energy. Anons is a giant REEEEEE of FUCK OFF and is a huge destructive wave.

Star is big bubbly anime girl energy. Hers is like the strongest glomp rawr XD of all time. No sweaty fat anime girl has latched onto her sempai as hard as this is going to.

The best we can do, using anons innate slutiness and neediness for emotional validation and love for the world is to channel that through stars happy magic with a sappy anime line just as saccharine and recieve that hug and ensure it doesnt break us and wash over everyone else.

Also shows star we arent only capable of evil. I think thats why she swapped wands with us.

>>3952401
>>3952404
I support this.

>>3952401
I desire to see this
>>3952410
>>3952427
Full support lets out anime her with a transformation sequence and background music and full sparkle!

I really want to try one of her spells first. Lets go with Narthal Blast.
Then we can try catring one of our own. Maybe Blood for Blood.
Then we can try creating a new spell like Star does.

I think this is the safest method of testing the wand.

Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>3949830 (ref)
>>3952401
Late to the party, but better than never. Was originally to just go for Narwhal Blast, but there's some good choices in here. Gonna support >>3952410 ... But I think >>3952404 is an excellent alternative as well

>>3952401
>>3952419
You know what? If everyone's voting it, I might as well change back to >>3952404

>>3952452
Id be down too, if Star didnt just fucking fire off a tactical nuke at point blank.

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Rolled 6 (1d9)

St: "MASSACRE WAVE!"

A: "NArwhal Bl- ActuallyFuckthis."

>You grab this long black rod
>With both hands
>Grit your teeth
>As your mind races
>Your eyes
>Glow

>Pink
>The sputter into gold laser beams before turning to black and pink glitter clouds

>Star is raising your wand up
>Charging a beam
>Very similar to yours
>The wand resists
>And begins
>To smack her

>nat 1
BONK
>Nat 1
BONK

>It goes for her again
>Only to be stopped
>With a nat 20 WILL Roll

St: "Wow, haha. I feel like a full cup of Bubble Tea!"

>The Blast is infinitely powerful
>Incinerating the fridge behind Star and half the next wall

>Jackie barely escapes with the [INSERT FLAVOR] ice cream clutched to her che-
J: "Ah! Ooh! Too cold!"

Su: "Just howd it in yoh teef."
J: "Ew, no what the dang, Suze?"

>Then rocketing forward
>As a rainbow colored version of Star's face
>Moving like a serpent made of lightning

>Which is when you complete
>Your WINGING IT SPELL

ROLLING TO PICK THE CHARISMA CHECK

>Why do your legs feel so breezy?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3952471
Nat 20 go!

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>>3952416

>6
>+Your Charisma of 8

>14 total

A: "MAGIC COCK SOCK: ABSORB AND DEFEND!"

>Sparkles of Pink
>With black beams of energy
>You can't see
>No really what the fuc-

>WHOAH
>WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES
>What little clothes you had on
>They've turned to pure energy
>Become one with the cosmos

>Your spell to absorb magical power
>Manifests

You are now in a mini skirt.

>Standing on your table in a ballerina pose

>With a 14 on Charisma

>The Pot is still stuck your dick
>Just under the dress
>Making it look like

Su: "Nice Buwge! King Queer."
M: "Ha!"
J: "Marco!"

>You get hit in the face
>By Star's stream of power

>BWEEEEEEEEEE

A: "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
>YouaresoDeadSoDeadSoDeadSoDead

>Huh
>Wait
>You're not dead

>You're...

L: "Growing stronger."

>You can't control it
>You can't direct it
>But Star's Massacre Wave of Smiles is absorbing into your girly girl clothing
>Making you
>Glow
>Making you
>Float

>You can't move too well while you're absorbing b-

M: "Anon! ANON! ARE YOU OK! YOU JERK!"

>You are headed for the ceiling

A/L: "Hello, Tom."
>Both yours and your Mother's voice come out of your mouth

T: "O~h no. Nonono he's gonna XENOMORPH ME! GUYS! HELP!"

What do?

1. T-pose and absorb all of Star's energy (You will establish dominance but who knows what will happen afterward)

2. Hand Tom a glass of water (Which will actually be beans from your crotch pot)

3. Demand a Sacrifice (Of your choosing)

4. Run away with Star's Wand and Energy

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>>3952490
>1.
Not even a question

>>3952490
1.
There is no other choice.

>>3952490
1&2. T-Pose while handing Tom a glass of water

>>3952495
support

>>3952495
TOM, SUP OF MY FRANK AND BEANS. PER THE PACT YOU MUST.

>>3952490
1. T-pose and absorb all of Star's energy (You will establish dominance but who knows what will happen afterward)

>>3952497
ACTUALLY WAIT I ONLY WANT TO GO FOR NUMBAH 2 ONLY
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF WE DO ONE BUT I DON'T LIKE IT
(like star being magically sterile until a few
days/week/months/years later)
AND I THINK IT WILL FUCK US OVER IN THE HELL RAID
(however if we can t-pose without absorbing the energy i want to support that)

>>3952490
T. POSE.
d'at Boi needs ta be hydrated tho

>>3952490
T pose but feed that good boy and future girl beans like this is fucking mewberty

>>3952542
To expand on this idea is construction web and cocoons out of beans

>>3952490
T... Pose?

Meme magic is our thing I guess?

>>3952561
Only because Anon is so autistically Cringe.

>>3952589
Anon is Kek, not cringe

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>>3952490


M: "ANON!"
>You are vibrating between the molecules of the air
>Colors are more vibrant the closer they get to you

M: "If you can hear us! Give us a sign!"

>Luna
>Appears

>She is in a flapper Dress

https://youtu.be/b6J_-SjQxsw

L: "Kick it, Darling."
>You T-Pose

>Marco deflates
>Disappointed
M: "He's in there."

>STAR'S ENERGY BEAM IS CURLING AROUND YOU
>HER EYES ARE VORTEXES OF FRACTAL RAINBOW ENERGY

>YOU GLOW BRIGHTER THAN ANY STAR
>AS LUNA GENTLY WAGS HER FINGER IN THE AIR TO THE BEAT
>OF THE UNEARTHLY JAMS THE ECHO FROM YOUR BODY

Anon.
In this unnatural form.

You cannot take energy damage.
You cannot deal damage of any type.

A: "Tom..."
>You hand Tom a glass
>Which you've produced from beneath your dress

T: "Oh, thanks man! I was parched. Not having any physical touch for 6 hours has -really- been triggering my separation anxiety too this is-"
>He sipps
T: "ACK BEANS!?"

>He too begins to glow
T: "YOU FED ME BEANS FROM INSIDE YOUR DRESS!?"

A: "You are welcome."
>Tom bursts out of his chains with a single flex
>Floating upside down

T: "Deception is a TRIGGER FOR ME."

Sa: "When did Tom get so strong?"
M: "He's a demon."
Sa: "Well. He always struck me as like...an inner-strength kind of person."

Su: "She means a whimp with big Lasers."
M: "Oh. Like Anon."

St: "EEEHEHEHEHE SO. MANY. COLORS!"

>Tom is way stronger than normal
>Because in this form
>You absorb energy
>And can give it to your allies

>Adding it's damage directly to theirs on their next attack

...You are going to explode.

HOW AND WHERE DO YOU WANNA BLOW?!

1. Right here, and take Star with you (You will warn your pals first)

2. Smash through the roof (Saves the most of your castle but will tell everybody you are on the mountain)

3. Down in the basement (Might kill your prisoners and hurt Brother Eater)

4. Try to Divert as Much energy as possible into your friends (by beans or otherwise)

Choose.

>>3952644
1

>>3952644
4. If it doesnt work, 2.
Dangerous business, this is.

>>3952656
support

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>>3952609
pretty sure it's equal parts, and has been since day 1.

>>3952644
Mmmm, these beats.

>...You are going to explode
fuckfuckfuck.
well, there's only one path forward. Remember the form we're in: Magical Girl, Power of Friendship mode. Believe in it's power Anon.
Voting for option 4.

>>3952656
Guys, we can't let the world know we're here. And goodness knows we shouldn't be trying to hand out this explosive energy onto our friends. The only solution is to make Star eat her just desserts.especially via beans

>>3952644
This is a cool power.

>2 or 4.


I want you to say it.

...

I NEED to hear this.

...

I am this close to finishing!

"...Friendship is magic."

>>3952644
4. BEANS ARE A POWER UP. YALL EAT YOUR MAHOU SHOUHO SENZU BEANS. STAR PUT MY WAND IN MY HAND

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...

>Almost all for number 4

>Baby Entropy bursts into the Kitchen

En: "What'sch up ya slack jawed ignorant foolsh? It'sh good to see ya. I'm no' runnin from the goblin children now that can use knives better n' me or anything!"

>He flies up
>Next to you and Tom

En: "Jusht here to see what yer simple litt'le minds conshider fun."

>You turn
>And Open Mouth Kiss him

https://youtu.be/V07yS2Gv57c

EN: "MMMMMMM! RIGHGISH!"
>He grows Eight Glowing Wings and triples in size

M: "EVERYBODY RUN!"
>You are upon Marco like a No-clipped speedrunner
>Still T-Posing

M: "AH!"
>He dives out of the way
>You moving pulls Star's energy beam after you like a serpentine leash

>Killa Kente comes into the door
KK: "What is deh meaning of-"
>You T-pose crash into his chest
>Eye-lasering into his empty sockets

KK: "Imani yangu ina nguvu kuliko hapo awali."
>He fires his AK
>It only shoots sparkling rainbow hearts and Star Emojis

>Star somewhat comes to
St: "Huh?"
>She looks around
>And sees so much
>Love
>So much joy

St: "Uh...What in the-"
>All your love for your friends
>For everything
>made manifest

St: "This is awful."

cont

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>>3952761

>Next you turn on Sabrina
>Holding her hand
>She is filled with 4000 Nigerian Amps of Love
>It shoots her socks off
>Crisps her hair

>She hits the ground in a heap
>Hearts pouring from her eyes like tears
Sa: "What a man."

>Marco is protecting himself with a chair
>You smash through the chair
>Chest first
>One of the legs is jammed in your nipple

M: "NO! No nonono I am NOT ready for intimac-"
>You hug him

A: "No Homo."
>Then Kiss his cheek

>His hair goes white
>His clothes turn to fire
M: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
>He begins to fight the individual germs he can see on the nearby table
>Breaking their cell-sized necks with no mercy

St: "Th-this is wrong!"
>Star tries to pull away
>The wand
>Glows pink
>and won't let her let go

L: "Finish what you start. Trollop."

St: "Marco!"
M:"It's Marco Blanco Diablo Now!"

>You are making Susan the little Spoon when Star tries another escape
>Gnawing the Saxophone
>She hears a mocking, acidic laughter

St: "Mrs. Anon's Mom! You gotta let me go!"
L: "You? Tell m-"
>Luna
>Smiles
>Turning to Star from your shoulder as you release Susan
>She becomes an unstoppable 10 foot version of herself
>Sprints through the wall and out into the world
Su: "COOOOOCHIIIIIIEEEEE!"

L: "That. Is adorable."

J: "Enough."
>Jackie
St: "Jackie!"

>You smile
>Pouring pink and gold smoke out from your mouth and onto the floor
>Some beans drip down beside it
>They cause flowers to bloom from the cracks
A: "Jackie."
J: "Anon!"
>Jackie
>Grabs your hair

>Dips you and gives you the SMOOCH

A: "MMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"
>She glares at Marco as she does it

J: "Get. Star."
>She growls around your lips

>Marco gets a nat 1 on maintaining his rage
M: "Jackie..."
>Then a 13
>On his dex check flip

M: "I got Star!"
St: "I can't let go!"
M: "That's ok, you've got time to mature."

>Tom
>Is up in the ceiling
>Working through all of his parental issues at light speed

J: "Ready!?"
>Jackie has become a being of prism matter
>Converting light into skateboard tricks
>Marco's hair is still white but his clothes shift to a black flame

M: "Ready!"
J: "PULL!"

>They separate you and Star
>The world
>Goes to black

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>>3952764


>YOU CUM
>too...

>You come too.
>Lying on your back
>Back in your old clothes
>You are covered in rubble

A: "G-Guys?"
>You reach for your dick
>It is black-

A: "OH WHAT THE F-"
>Oh
>It's Star's Wand

St: "Ok!"
>It is snatched from your hand
>Warping back to it's old form
>Star inspects it like a kitten somebody just dropped

St: "Oh gosh. Are you ok?"
A: "I'm f-"
>BANG!

>Your wand is tossed back into your face
>Star goes right back to examining her
St: "Can you still go-"
>She makes it go FWOOSH

St: "Eee! You're ok! Oh, wandy I'm so sorry!"

cont

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>>3952785

>Butter Johnson
>Slowly rolls into your hand
>Rights itself
>And grumbles about it's mouth piece in some jibberish honk

A: "That. Was weird."
>Luna appears
>Waves her hand
>And some nearby rubble dissipates into purple perfume
>Jackie sits up
>Her body banged up with bruises and clothes a wreck


J: "Did I shave you?"
>She asks
>With a concussed slur
A: "Y-"
>She hands you your ice-cream

A: "You are. The greatest."
J: "I know."
>She lays on your chest
>And passes out

L: "It was. An interesting trick."
A: "Mm What fucking flavor is this?"
L: "We should hang onto it. Save it."
>Luna
>Smiles

L: "Savor it next time."
A: "Guess love really conquers all."

M: "Especially you."
>Marco
>Looks mostly un-harmed

M: "You have a problem."

>You do
>You several
>Most of which involve your planet being dead
>and you not having clear answers
>Not clear actions

>You've worked on yourself b-

M: "I'm ready to save earth."
A: "..."
>You have some more ice cream

M: "Are you?"

For next time...

1. Let's Talk to Hek and get a new way into Hell (reveals your plans to Hek, who might tell the MHC)

2. Fuck yeah. (Ball out for hell with your elite squad to draw less attention than an army)

3. As planned. (Assemble the army, check on the troops and your monsters then march.)

4. We need to save ourselves first. (Go to Purrkistan and get stronger, help Tom and find more resources to stand up to what's to come.)

Choose a path.
See you FRIDAY 1:00 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

For more of...whatever the fuck your life is, Anonymous

Stay. Blesst.
Love, Quest.

What an absolute disaster of a session. The quality of this quest decreases by several orders of magnitude every time I see it.

>>3952788
>1
Hek already knows we are going to hit hell. What she doesn't know is that we are going to assasinate the Ur Karen and we need her help.

Idea being we can abuse her dimesnions time shift to cast spells through portals at a target and the time desynch should allow multiple spells to hit nearly simultaneously. We can use this to sever Toms Mom from the hell network and rip her out of Satan's grasp. This then gives Tom the throne and 1000 years to prepare for his dad.

>>3952788
Didn't we have... a plan?

3.

>>3952801
I proposed using heks dimension to learn and cast a triple combo spell that would sever Toms mom from Lucikrons will. Like Own+Sunder+Massacre wave.

Own to target her bond with hell
Sunder to shatter the link
MW to pump it full of energy and overcome Lucis will.

Then we cast that spell like as much as we can in heks time frame. Hell side it looks like a hundred portals open up and this huge fuck spell just smashes into Her.

Tom actually goes first so we cna use our ally tracking spell to locate his Mom and then we can open a portal and yank him back before the spell hits.

I expect some demons to leak through or we send in our crew to create a distraction.

>>3952788
"Patience, young muthafuckin' asshopper."

But either 1 or 3

>>3952788
i think we should go with our plan #3 still

if we go to hek with >>3952817 plan
we still have to deal with acquiring emily's and robin william's soul, and I think dunking on Carol would make those objectives nigh impossible on the first go around with probably all of hell knowing where we are/what we are doing, or having the other forces of hell acting on their own accord as soon as we hit carol
because of a failsafe/deadswitch plan

>>3952881
Carol has Emily right on hand and is about to throw her in the cage as well as Tom, so I think Carol being target number 1 is a given. She is going to use tom to release Lucikron. We cant let that happen or we will never be able to enter hell.

Robin's soul and Betty are one path to solving the Greater Demon Soul problem and that one Hek is open to helping us about. She is running a secret war on Hell. Going after Carol doesn't lock out an attack on Betty and having Tom installed on the Throne gives us a better advantage.

As for a deadwoman switch we are hitting Carol with non-lethal spells in about a fraction of a second. We would stay in Hekaworld dimension and let time tick by for the spells to hit, Tom to grab Carol and for us to summon Tom holding Carol to Hekaworld where we have time,, resources and allies to handle her. Actual real world time would be moments.

>>3952924
I would support this then if we are that pressed for time.
I would feel better about it if we are able to use our skeleton force and commanders somehow if things go south.

>>3952974
They can come with us into Hekaworld? The original betty plan was a stealth insertion assaination and mass skeltal rush once went loud.

>>3952788
>Option 1
It isn't horrible, but one of the many reasons we were attempting to go stealth was so that Moon, and her allies on Mewni don't have to participate in retaliatory strikes on Webhollow (as they are still allied with Hell and the Lucitors).
However, if Hekapoo herself is also waging a shadow war against hell as part of her own vendetta and revenge, and is aware of our intention to strike at Hell, pretty sure she wouldn't mind looking the other way in unseating a ruler who participated in her own anguish, as long as the connection back to her didn't come forth.

>Option 2
This would be classic, season 1 Anon. I can't say it's wrong, but it seems unoptimized and given to the mercy of the dice. If we factor in the amount of prep we've already tried to put forth into our Hell planning, then it feels like it could easily turn into a Rehash of War Planet. And goddamn, I DON'T want that at all.

>Option 3
Not against this, but the target is the big question now. As >>3953012 mentioned, the original plan was a stealth insertion hit job on Betty White. This was gonna be one of those 2 for 1 deals... Allowing us to gain the soul of a greater demon for the purposes of our Earth restoration plans, as well as gaining us an awesome ally (Robin Williams), that made all the denizens of Hell tremble and fear. Heck, Fat Tony and Nick Cage looked up to the dude as a prodigy.
But then Carol laid down an ultimatum and we got a bit schooled on how Demon Hierarchy works. The risk is that we end up losing Tom, our extraction point, if Carol plays her cards as we expect her to, and then we're stuck down there, possibly with an ally turned enemy. The flip is *IF* we secure Betty and restore/revive Williams... Carol and her Cronies may get so fucked that it's a mop-up operation.

>Option 4
No. Fuck that. We've been prepping for months now. And now Carol is on even more high alert and can take the time to make even actions against Anon and crew. Marcos right, we need a win under our belt.

Overall, I'm for 3, or possibly 3 with 1.

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>>3952788
>Option 1
1. Let's Talk to Hek and get a new way into Hell (reveals your plans to Hek, who might tell the MHC)
Hekapoo already knows we're going into Hell. She even helped us prepare by teaching us how to Bless Muscles, and even promising 1 Spank if we survive and succeed.
Still, I'd like to consult her in this matter, Last time we messed with Hell Lucikron sweeped the floor with us, and I'm sure his darling wife has something waiting for us in there.

Who I'm surprised hasn't come to stop us is Moon, who I think she knows Star is with us right now (who she ahd been looking for a month after Earth blew up, especially with this whole "war" thing). If she does come we're gonna have to book it, because I doubt we can tackle Hell without Star's help.

>Option 4
4. We need to save ourselves first. (Go to Purrkistan and get stronger, help Tom and find more resources to stand up to what's to come.)
Considering how drastically different the situation is right now, at least some reconsideration of our plans needs to take place.
Tom is out of comission, since we can't risk losing him and having Lucikron possess him. And now that we know Karen knows pretty much everything Tom knew she will be probably be waiting to ambush us in that now not-secret passage Tom knew about.


>>3953878
>>3952924
>>3952881
>>3952801
If we do go to hell right now I think 2 would be our best option. Our troops are neither armed nor armored at all and sending them in would be a waste of their bodies and maybe souls.
The thing about 3 is that we've learned and alot hes changed since we took that decision. The information we had is not longer relevant.
We need to reassess the situation and either change our plans or at least readapt them to counter whatever Karen might have in store.

We can always try and o to Purrkistan, which could buy us some time and could even get us some resources to arm our forces with.
We need alot of metal for Wondervon to be able to build those magnetic magic weapons he showed us a while ago remember? if we had that metal or at least enough to arm our elite skellies we'd have a significant bonus to out strength.

We could also pay a visit to the MIB agent in out basement to see what he knows. We've not spoken to him once yet. We souls also check what Foss and Cumulo are doing.

>>3954920
Thats a lot of good ideas but we have to balance our time and right now Carol holding Emily is forcing us to action. My thought with going to Hekapoos is that the time desynch gives us breathing room and possibly some new options, even more with talking to Hek.
It costs us nothing but time and that cost is extremely low as her world passes at like days to the second real world

>>3954951
>Carol holding Emily is forcing us to action.
That's the thing. Carol is holding Emily as insurance to stop us from trying to rape her mouth.

We need to figure out a way to get Emily's soul safely, we cannot just run around Hell knowing Carol could disfigure her soul permanently at the snap of her of her fingers if she so wishes.

She already told us she has her soul and only threatened to do something with it if we messed with her. She's already pretty on edge since we worked with Tom instead of her.

>>3954951
If we go there we basically have infinate time

>>3954966
>>3954951
We could maybe talk about stealing Emily's soul from Carol. She did bind her own soul to another dimension to escape Lucikron's will. Plus yeah, the time thing.

I also think preparing a little bit could do us wonders. We have Hekapoo's sax boom gift that will give us advantage when playing it to cast spells. We only need to finish read iing it to get a massive bonus to our rolls.

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SESSION
START!

https://youtu.be/U1vGosMScjM

>You are Anonymous
>And you
>Have some ice cream

A: "Mmf..."
>You have also just been pushed by your former best friend
>Marco Diaz
>To stop messing arou-

A: "Fuck. This is good Ice Cream."
>Is it?

A: "I Just. Cannot fucking tell what flavor it is."
>Jackie clears her throat
>Taps on the gallon

[INSERT FLAVOR HERE %2 MILK TREAT]

J: "It tastes like whatever you want."
>Tom floats in from the kitchen
>Still upside down

T: "Same texture too."
>He is T-posing in a Satanic Cross

M: "Anon!"
>Marco snaps
>So do you

A: "MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE RIGHT."
>Hearing you say
>He was right
>Catches him off guard a little

M: "...and?"
A: "And I just don't know if we can go barging in there. I-...I used to do shit like that. It's ballsy. Gets some stuff done but if it gets messy the WRONG way then it's us who has their ass pulled out. Not the bad guy."

T: "We're not the bad guys?"
M: "Of COURSE not! We're saving earth!"
T: "My parents are preserving the natural order. Isn't that more important?"

J: "You on your own side there, Sparky?"
T: "What? I still wanna get my way. Doesn't mean I think it's what's right."

>Sabrina walks up to you
>Eyes still alight from your power boost earlier
>She smashes your dick and balls with a mace

>BRANG!
>Brakanngnanan...

>The pot fused to your body is now gone
>And your wounds are healed

A: "Fanksh."
>You say through another spoonful of [UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE AND FLAVOR]

A: "We're keeping our plan."
J: "Really?"
M: "So we're going?"

A: "No."
M: "ANO-"
A: "We're gonna check on our dudes. Consult an expert. Fix Tom."

T: "Please, somebody fix me."
St: "Not attractive, Tom!"

>Star calls out from the hole in the wall
St: "Wow, look at Susan go!"

What do first?

1. Check on the Monsters and Kids
2. Call Hek on how to deal with Tom's true name problem and Hell's defenses
3. Check on your "Houseguests" Foss and Cumulo (a pair of sky giants)
4. Assemble the Army.

WHAT SUBSTANCE DO YOU ASSIGN TO THE [INSERT FLAVOR] ICE CREAM

>>3954976
2. Go in person to take advantage of time stretch to keep our options real side open

The icecream flavor tastes like Luna's Love and also deluxe chocolate.

>>3954976
>Flavor
I'm going Rocky Road.

>What do *first*
Option 2. It's our biggest concern for the immediate operation. That true name shit fucking over Tom fucks over all of us.

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>>3954976
>WHAT SUBSTANCE DO YOU ASSIGN TO THE [INSERT FLAVOR] ICE CREAM
The flavor of Marco's Love and Acceptance.

2. Call Hek on how to deal with Tom's true name problem and Hell's defenses
Maybe we can also bless our pal's weapons and fists like we did Muscles?
Oh, and remember that Carol can spy on Tom. if we discuss anything important we need to be careful if he can hear us. I don't wanna leave him out but we can't afford Carol spying on us.

I do think it'd be proper to check hour our guests are doing though.

The monsters should be fine, we left Petro in charge of them and Olson must be with Wondervon.
Mh.. Entropy was around here...

>>3954976
I say its never one single taste but constantly changing from love to prawn pringles to marcos nachos and the texture of innocence ect.

>>3954976
No. Let's not insert a flavor. The mystery is what keeps it good.

>2

>>3955007
support

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>You whip out
>Your scissors

A: "We need an expert."
J: "A HEKspert."

A: "..."
>Marco almost laughs b-
>Nat 20 stoicism save

M: "No. No not even your dry wit can brighten our darkest hour, Jackie."


St: "Guys! Susan made a friend! A really big Mushroom Moose!"
Su: "COOOOOOSCHIIIEEEEEE!"

???: " https://youtu.be/--PyKhohVcY "

>You bite another spoon of ice cream
A: "I need to get the taste of that pun outta my mouth."

FLAVOR SELECTED [RANDOM]

>You taste tangy melon with a hint of vinegar.

A: "MMMMMMMMMM"
>You slice the air
>Opening a portal
>To Heka-world

>Specifically aiming for Hekapoo's forge
>Inside you see
>A lit pool of fire
>Several blacksmithing tools

>And no Hekapoo
A: "Fuckin' aye I'll just call h-"

Mo: "Are you certain they'll be here?"
H: "Absolutely."

St: "Mom?"

>Star
>Hears her mom
>She ducks for cover immediately

A: "Star she's not in HERE she's in the fucking portal!"
St: "Well that means she's like- a room away!"
A: "She's a dimension away!"
St: "Oh, like you know how dimensions work!"
A: "I. KIDNAPPED A GUY. WHO IS LIKE A DIRTY UNCLE TO ME. THAT -DOES- KNOW HOW DIMENSIONS W-"

W: "You rangk?"
A: "FFF!"
>Wondervon is there
>In a bathrobe
>Sipping coffee

W: "SSSSHHHHhiipp!"
>By the smell?
>Spiked coffee

H: "Right about now. Anon should be coming to me for help since Karen's instituting Inheritance. She'll wanna put her husband in her son's body. They'll need me."
Mo: "Good. Prepare the nets. I'll need Star unharmed."

What do?

1. Go in and pretend Star is not behind you
2. Don't go in. Abandon ship.
3. Sneak in. Get this info you need.
4. Hurl Tom in to protect him from Karen (Hekaworld is cut off from Hell.) then go accuse Hek of being a dang snitch.

>>3955088
4. But waltz in and be our trademark nasty self
"Please, my Queens. If you wanted to get all hot and nasty with ropes you only had to ask."

>>3955088
Also adding to ask Moon if she forgot that forcing a kid to do anything makes them fight even harder and tying up your own daughter, while clearly a nice attempt at taboo foreplay, isnt going to go well.

>>3955088
"....yeh nah"
>2

>>3955088
3. trouser snake this is a sneaking mission

>>3953878 (ref)
>>3955088
Mmmm... Option 1 seems doomed to fail. Moons got really high wisdom and can see through that shit. And my guess is 2 is also bad news, especially if Hekapoo knows we'll be needing her. And Hekapoo being a snitch is neither here nor there... She's always been about the job first, and no doubt moon had her looking for Star.

Votes on 3. Sneeki Breeki. Maybe we can use one of our forms to assist in it? Or send in a mini-minion as a bug tap?

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>>3955088
>Prepare the nets.
I am quite certain Pixie Dust Anti-Magic nets.
We have our Cold Iron braces, so we should be quite face with them, but Star isn't.


>>3955097
>>3955102
>>3955105
We could maybe pull 3 if we went in alone. Perhaps it could be easier if we used the Transfigure Spell to turn into buggos and sneak in while listening, though it'd take a moment of Focus or reciting the incantation (which might be heard).

Man, I miss Janna. She's perfectly specc'd for these kinna things.

>>3955106
We dont need info, we need to use Heks Dimension to plan and prepare. Sneaking isnt going to let us ask questions and is just going to fuck things up.

>>3955105
Cant bail either, we need to use heks time Dialation to plan.

>>3955112
Same here. Hek and Moon are pulling some bullshit. Better to call them out on it face to face and to remind moon to maybe treat her daughter with some more respect than a wild animal and quite possibly she wont keep running off to be a retard.

>>3955114
Bro, no. Why make this a huge scene. Theyre being stupid, lets remind the adults to not do that and talk. Tossing a net on your own child is bad parenting and really fucking dumb. Just walk in, be all "heard you talking shit, knock it off. Im here, your daughter is safe with me for now. Lets talk."

>>3955097
i have to go with option 4
i dont think we can afford doing the others because we need their space and need to consult hek for it.

if we go with the other options, we guarantee the plan to either not succeed or go wrong/perfectly.

we have to do this next part right or this plan goes down the shitter.

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>>3955123
>>3955127
>Why make this a huge scene.
I am suggesting the literally opposite of a scene, which is the sneaky approach.
Confronting Hek and Moon? That would tbe the scene.

If 3 fails we can always go with 4. We can pick 2 options and see what is the best outcome.
But I think trying to get the info without them even noticing would be to our advantage.

A confrontation would only put os on bad water with Moon.

>>3955088
>>3955112
Mmm... Yknow what, fine >>3955117
. Willing to swap to 4. We do need the staging location.

>>3955117
Well yeah, but fuck getting caught. I don't know what they want us captured for, but if they're using our desperation for help in a noble cause as a means to bag us, then maybe it's not a good idea to confront them in general.

Let's just do the mission. If they want to do something about it so bad, they'll do it themselves. Worst case scenario, if we all get our souls stolen or some shit, this will force Queen Moon to act due to one of said souls likely being Star's.

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We can try 3 First and then if that fails go with 4.
We don't need to throw out everything (that means Tom) out the window (through the portal) just yet

>>3955130
Its not so much a confrontation its jusr walking up and going "Moon, friend. What are you doing. Take a second and realize that you are preapring to wrangle your almost adult daughter and heir to the throne of mewni like a wild animal. Perhaps this is not the wisest of parenting decisions and will only further damage your relations with your daughter. The harder you grip on her the harder she will fight. Shes safe in my castle for the moment. Relax, we have a bigger problem to handle."

>>3955130
ya but im not seeing what we have to gain if we sneak in that can only be gained from this approach vs the other way. Either way we need to talk to hek about this and how to change tom's true name and how to bypass defenses.

If we just need the space in order to do our plan it would be pretty hard to get it done undetected, especially because we don't know how much time we need/ how long it would take.

if we intend to just talk to hek about this we need to wait for however long until moon buggers off and leaves us alone.

ALSO if we do go in, it might be good to bring in anti-net strategems with us so we don't get fucked the moment we go in.

>>3955088
>>3955105
>>3955134
....On second thought,
>4

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>>3955141
>>3955131
HAHA

GUYS

COME ON

We can pick two options without much repercussions.

We could try to go with 3 first and if that fails 4.

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>4 with 4 votes
>The Direct approach

>3 with 2 full supports and some side support

Anon.
You are still that motherfucker.
Direct.
Impatient with contrivance...

???: "But you're learning. Aren't you?"

T: "What's the call?"

>You raise a hand
>Squint your eyes
>And wait
>Just a moment
>Listening

Mo: "It's not right."
H: "eh?"
Mo: "I can't abide it. What Carol's doing. To her own son, no less."
H: "Hey. That's how it is in hell. Everyone belongs to Lucikron."
Mo: "It all revolves around a central point."

>Moon is silent for a second
>You take a step forw-

H: "Yeah. It's just. Y'know. Carol CHOSE it. Tom didn't."
Mo: "Why would anyone ev-"
H: "Psh what? Look what YOU married."
Mo: "Wh- River is NOTHING like Lucikron."

A: "I'm going in."
M: "Here. I'll hold the icecream."

>Fuck no Marco will not hold your ice cream
A: "Nah. Jackie gave me this."

>You bite into the bottom of the tub
>Lemon and Garlic

A: "Never lettinghf it go."

>You mumble a bit
>Grabbing Tom
>Pointing at Star

A: "Stay."
St: "Kay."

A: "I miss Janna..."
>Muscles
>Your monster arm
>Speaks up
>Well
>As much as he speaks
>By flexing his blood vessels and grumbling

>He misses her too

Mo: "Your dimension makes this entire plan possible. Thank you, Hekapoo."
H: "It's my job. Literally. You're the queen."
Mo: "I only wish things weren't so sensiti-"

A: "Lotta sensitivity in here."
>You
>Chime in
>Walking out of the darkness

>Still in your Pajamas
>With Ice Cream
>And Tom

T: "Traitor."
>He says to Hek
H: "Pawn."

Mo: "Everyone. Please. Let's be civil."
>Moon looks
>Down
>To you

Mo: "Give me my daughter."

1. I don't have her (Bluff)
2. Ignore her. Speaking to Hek about helping Tom and your plan. (Ballsy)
3. Stare at her and eat ice cream. (Defensive Charisma checks not to crack)
4. Offer her a bargain for Star.

>A mental message comes through
>From one of your Generals

KK: "My lord. If you keep deh portal open. I can infiltrate this other realm with ourah remaining commandos."

A: "I -do- like contingencies."
KK: "I was tinking a counter-ambush."

What do?

>>3955166
>2

>>3955166
Gut feeling is 3 for, like, a bite of ice cream. "not mine to give. Your little girl's a big girl now, I'm sure she knows the way home when she's good and ready." then follow it up with 2.

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>>3955166
>Mo: "Give me my daughter."
>3. Stare at her and eat ice cream. (Defensive Charisma checks not to crack)
Do you think I'm keeping her hostage? Your daughter is not mine to give, she's her own mewgger. Have you tried calling her on the phone?

2. Speaking to Hek about helping Tom and your plan. (Ballsy)
For someone who escaped Lil' Luci and know what he's like you don't seem very willing to help other people do the same.

>A: "I -do- like contingencies."
>KK: "I was tinking a counter-ambush."
Do it, but only to buy time for Tom and I if we need to escape if we need to. None of you are a match to Hekapoo or Moon.

>>3955166
2. Moon go get her yourself. Shes safe in my castle hiding from you. Maybe if you didnt treat her like a wild animal shed respect you instead of running from you in fear. I have more important business to deal with than family therapy. Im here to talk with Hekapoo. Are you here as Queen Butterfly or Moon of the MHC?"

>>3955180
>Shes safe in my castle hiding from you.
We literally don't need to tell her that. We only need to tel her that she's her own person.

>>3955170
i support contingencies, let KK set it up while we move ahead(motly for a escape plan tho).

heres what we do:
SECRET NEGOTIATOR ROUTE

mostly go for 2, anon needs to talk some sense into moon before talking to hek about the plan, go with >>3955123 and >>3955137.
Also tell Moon that Star is her own person and that she can go/do whatever and whatnot.

if push comes to shove we can remind them what can/will happen if we don't get any support such as:

1)letting carol consolidate her power in hell and probably brute force her way into getting tom to transfer Lucifer's soul into tom's body.
2) tell moon we probably won't get her fovor done outright (pixie raid) until much later because of our lack in manpower, and will be forced to work on another task (puurkistan raid pt 2).
3) the BLACK HOLE


if moon still isn't relenting by this point we """"""""could""""""" threaten her to back off from one of two ways:

a) releasing whatever's in the coffin that is possessing robin Williams into her realm/domain (also tell them that they would be losing a powerful ally).

2) rush to complete her favor now (by luring WARPLANET to the pixies castle), emphasize massive collateral damage, and paperwork.

>>3955166
>I'm not in the business of owning people. That's more your kingdoms thing.

>>3955193
We are in no position to make demands of Moon. All she wants is her kid. We may or may not need Star but if Moon wants star away we cannot afford to oppose that. We have no grounds or incentive to do so.

I agree we may remind her that star is an adult mostly and chooses where she goes and has asked to help restorw earth. We also remind Moon that she is not supposed to know anything about our plans with carol. But we are gathered here now to talk plans so if she wants in we welcome the support. But right now, star is safe and we have time to think rationally about the next steps in this war.

>>3955203
ok then. i will support that and we can leave out the other stuff

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>Moon doesn't crack
>She never seems to
>Her shoulders don't even move as she breathes
>She -does- breathe, right?

>In the dead air
>You
>Take some ice cream
>and eat it

A: "mm. Wow."
T: "what?"
A: "Chocolate. With a hint of Orange."
>You smack
>Then turn to Hek

A: "Hey, Hek we need some hel-"
Mo: "The Princess of Mewni. Should not be on a suicide mission that would start several wars."

>She just interrupted you
>Oh
>Okay
>That's a bamboozlin

A: "Heard you guys talking before I came in here."
>Ice cream
Mo: "Do not change the subje-"
A: "Talkin' about nets. ooh! Pickled Apples. Spicy Peanuts."

Mo: "Were you spying on us?"
H: "Nice."

>Moon doesn't glare
>She hardly changes her expression at all
>She just turns her eyes and her head ever so slightly
>To her left

>Hek looks like someone just aimed a tank cannon at her

A: "Hek. Tom needs loose from Hell."
T: "I can't let Mom put dad inside me."

A: "Gross."
T: "What?"
A: "Mm Coffee and Fuckin' Cheese. Not good cheese."

>Hek Approaches
>You suddenly realize she only comes up to your chin now
>She is precisely as thicc as you remember

H: "We don't want that either."
>She grabs Tom's Horn
T: "Ah! That's a no touch zone!"
H: "Shut up and flip. You don't have to be inverted to Hell's axis here."

>She flips him back upright

A: "How do we disconnect him from his dad?"
H: "You don't. He's born of somebody who gave their everything to Satan. Satan is Hell. Hell is him."

>Hek shudders
H: "You can hide."
>She motions to her forge
H: "You can go build something all your own that they can't take from you."
>Tom looks away

T: "Like our daughter."
>Gay
>But true

H: "You can't make the claim they have on you go away. You can't erase them."
>She puts a hand
>On your shoulder

H: "You can be better. You can't escape."
A: "..."
H: "Not unless your Mom was somebody else. Or you were already the devil."

>Moon approaches
>Blocking out the light from Hek's forge

Mo: "If not for my good graces you'd already be in the furthest. Blackest reaches of space. Exiled from all proper society...and I want my daughter."

A: "..."
>Your next bite just tastes like a diamond
Mo: "I will not have her suffer because of who you decide to toy with."

MAKE YOUR FIRST CHARISMA ROLL

and pick a priority.

1. Convincing Moon she shouldn't be acting like this. (Hardest DC)

2. Explain your plan. Pretending you don't know anything about Star even though you wouldn't help Moon. (Not as hard, but you have two people listening. Hek and Moon)

KK: "In position. Awaiting orders."
3. Creating a diversion with ice cream eating. So your Skeletroopers can get you Extracted. (Solves nothing)

Roll.