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Clipboard in hand, you pace on the soft cloud below your bare feet, eyeing the paper on it in a lazy manner. It’s contents bored you to be quite frank, you had just arrived here and the job given is to measure a bunch of things about clouds. They didn’t even bother to tell you how any of these numbers work, or even how to take measurements. You find number games fun, but it’s not the sort of thing that you would want to get assigned to do for the rest of your afterlife. The lady who had greeted you had been speaking for quite the amount of time, there were a few words that you had picked out, some things about ‘old gods’ and ‘weather’, but you had been paying much more attention to her large boobs than whatever she had been saying.
The current location you’re in appears to be some sort of cloud-y garden, with many white marble statues standing tall and proud upon their little pillars.

>Examine Marble Statues
>Examine Clipboard Nonsense
>Think About The Lady From Earlier
>[Write-In]

>>4107151
>Think About The Lady From Earlier
>Then think about figuring out how the numbers work
>Somehow end up thinking about weighty philosophical questions

>>4107151
>[Write-In]

Punch yourself in the face.

>>4107151
>>Examine Marble Statues
>>Think About The Lady From Earlier

Which of them has the bigger boobs?

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>>4107154
Glancing up at the statue closest to you, a soft blush creeps onto your face as your eyes make direct contact with the chest of it. Unable to pry your eyes off of it, you’re reminded of the lady from earlier and her large boobs. Boobs are on the mind, of course- You can’t help it! Who in the world could possibly resist such sinful thoughts.
It seems as though the statue and the lady from earlier are similar though in size, maybe the lady had slightly bigger ones…
>>4107153
For a brief moment, you consider punching yourself in the face in order to snap out of this mindset, but then remember that you can just as easily distract yourself with dumb number things.

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>>4107152
Looking down at the clipboard, you see that she had very kindly filled out the first row on the table for you. There are four things on the top of the clipboard: cloud pressure, cloud height, glow levels, and heavenly radiance. You can put together what the first two might mean, and possibly the third one, but you have no clue how in the world she got the number for heavenly radiance.
The top of your paper has some sort of code that's been assigned to you. Is that all that you are? Just a string of numbers and letters?

>Climb the Marble Statue to Get a Closer Look at them Titties
>Throw the Clipboard Right out of the Heavens!!
>Try to do Something Productive With Those Numbers!
>Where’d the big titty lady go? Go find her!
>[Write-In]

>>4107181
Realize that your name is right there on the top right. You should probably shorten it to something like "A1" or "Steak Sauce" though.
Also try to poke around the clouds to see if there is some control panel hatch somewhere.

>>4107181
Look for a convenient place to "accidentally" lose the clipboard, maybe in between the tits of that statue?

>>4107181
>Try to do Something Productive With Those Numbers!

Jobs get boobs. It's an equation older than time. So
>Where’d the big titty lady go? Go find her!
cuz wtf is heavenly radiance

>>4107181
>>Where’d the big titty lady go? Go find her!
Big statue tiddy nice, but big tiddy on an actual girl is better.

>>4107181
>>Try to do Something Productive With Those Numbers!
fail then

>Where’d the big titty lady go? Go find her!
have her explain your job again

>>4107148
A QM that atucally draws holy cow, I hope you stick around

>Where’d the big titty lady go? Go find her!
>Climb the Marble Statue to Get a Closer Look at them Titties

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>>4107301
i hope i stick around too, dude. i have another quest though, i'm thinking of doing interchanging episodes between them whenever a thread dies or an episode comes to an end. thanks for the interest!

>>4107188
You're absolutely right! Your name probably is something cool like 'A1' or 'Steak Sauce'! Or at least, you hope it was something as amazing and cool as that. From now on, you are named A1! Or, Steak Sauce for those who want to use your full name.

>>4107199
>>4107301
>>4107274
Scratching the top of your head a little and holding the clipboard up, you try to make more sense of the numbers that she'd thrown on there. From what you had seen earlier, she had just taken a good hard look at the clouds and just knew what to write down. Not only did she have big titty, she must have some sort of level of big brain as well to find these things out. Clutching the clipboard in your hands, you start walking out of the Statue Garden to find the lady you'd seen earlier.

As you depart the Statue Garden, you hear a small whistling noise. Which was a little weird, because you could have sworn you'd been left alone there beforehand...

>Investigate Strange Whistling
>Keep Going, you need to figure out where the lady is and how to write down more numbers
>Do Something Else in the Statue Garden [Write-In]

>>4107496
>>Investigate Strange Whistling
a stranger whistling in a dark heaven alley? heaven yes angel drug hear we come!

>>4107496
>Investigate Strange Whistling
plot hook

>>4107496
>Investigate Strange Whistling

>>4107565
+1

>>4107496
>Investigate Strange Whistling

I wonder if some sisters with the last name Anarchy live around here

>>4107496
>Investigate Strange Whistling
Take one long look at the statue boobs and really take it all in before you leave, you never know if those will be the last knockers you'll see.

>>4107148
halfway through the next response, but i'm about to fall asleep for the night, i'll be continuing tomorrow of course!

>>4108075
Okay, Thx for telling us that :)

>>4108075
Alright, i'll be waiting then. what is the other quest you run?

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>>4108334
i also run Yellow Hats, which i'm currently working on planning out a little more before i put out issue two

>>4108271
it's no problem, i wouldn't want you guys to think i disappeared or something

>>4107508
>>4107842
>>4107867
For a brief moment before you turn back to the statues, a few things cross your mind. What if this is like the back alley of heaven, and you’re about to come face to face with some sort of drug dealer or criminal or something. Can angel criminals even exist? Does Heaven have drugs? A sinking feeling now in your stomach, you glance at a marble statue to your side, that could be the last set of hot tits you ever see...
Slowly turning your head, you figure that you’d find out in due time.
Standing behind you was absolutely nobody! You’re completely baffled by what in the world that noise could have been, and the sheer confusion clouding up your brain nearly makes you miss the object on the ground in front of you.
Resting on the soft clouds in front of your feet is what seems to be some sort of small golden bell with a red ribbon tied to it. When you poke it a little with your foot, it makes a little chime noise. It’s very small…

>Finders keepers! it's all mine now!
>Investigate further? Is the mystery whistler still here?
>This isn't worth my time, where's big titty lady, i seriously need to get to her
>There's something fishy going on here, for real, check around to see if there's something else not right
>[Write-In]

>>4108825
Shake the bell

>>4108825
Let's bring it to our titty boss, she'll probably know more about this. I wouldn't worry too much though, its heaven, what could go wrong up here?

>>4108825

>This isn't worth my time, where's big titty lady, i seriously need to get to her

See if miss hot statue may have dropped it

>>4108825
Pick it up for later. It’ll look really good nestled in a hot angel girl’s cleavage.

>>4108825
>Pick it up and investigate further? Is the mystery whistler still here.
This gotta be Plot

>>4108825
>[Write-In]
Pick up the bell and investigate further. Very interdasting.

>>4108825
>There's something fishy going on here, for real, check around to see if there's something else not right
Inb4 the bell summons a demon

>>4108825
>>There's something fishy going on here, for real, check around to see if there's something else not right

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>>4108880
>>4108832
>>4108922

Squatting down and picking it up between two fingers, you find that the bell is a little bit warm. You give it a little shake shake, and it doesn’t do very much other than make the little chime noises again. So far to you, it just seems to be some sort of fancy regular little bell.
You can’t shake the feeling though that whoever or whatever was whistling might still be here though, and that’s a little worrying because you hadn’t seen anyone else here in the first place. Time to start your investigation with your brand new little bell!

>Call out a ‘Hello?’
>Throw the bell, see if something runs out and gets it like a cat or something
>Forget this shit, it might be dangerous, we need to get to big titty boss
>[Write-In]

>>4109830
tie the bell around your neck

>>4109830
>Take the bell to big titty boss and ask her about it as well, kill two birds with one stone.

>>4109830

>Call out a ‘Hello?
Whistle back too

>>4109830
>Take the bell to big titty boss
This is perfect! We have an excuse for talking to her now, and we won't get in trouble for slacking off!

>>4109926
The more we look into this choice the more advantages we find. God is sending us a message: "TITS AND BOOBS, TITS AND BOOBS, I LOVE ME SOME TITS AND BOOBS"

>>4109830
>>Call out a ‘Hello?’

>>4109930
>>4109926
>>4109912
Lel, support

>>4109830
>Call out a ‘Hello?’
Keep our eyes peeled on the way to the boss if we find nothing around here.

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>>4109926
>>4109912
Feeling like you have a reasonably solid excuse to go and find your possible boss now, you keep the little bell in your hand and try making your way in the direction that you saw her go off in. Seems like this statue garden is pretty big though, not that you mind since you have your whole afterlife to do this shit.
As you walk, you shake the bell a little bit and listen to the little chime noises it makes. They’re pleasant, and you really hope you didn’t just steal this thing or something.
Reaching what seems to be the end of this expansive plant-less garden, you come across two hot lady angel statues, each seeming to give a little gesture in different directions as they hold their books in the other hand. The little plaques on their pedestals are literal gibberish to you and you have no idea which way to go based on that nonsense.
In your confusion, you take note of the fact that boss lady’s titties are still superior to the statues’.

>Choose the direction that the short hair small wing statue is pointing
>Choose the direction that the long hair big wing statue is pointing
>[Write-In]

>>4110003
>>Choose the direction that the short hair small wing statue is pointing

nice way to let us make a choice about ~certain~ things.

>>4110003
>Choose the direction that the long hair big wing statue is pointing
This one looks the most like big titty boss lady, so logically this one must be pointing the way to her.

>>4110003
>Choose the direction that the long hair big wing statue is pointing

>>4110003
>Choose the direction that the short hair small wing statue is pointing
We got short hair and wings, so she is probably in charge of more of our class of angel. It's also less likely to be a restricted area for us, so we won't get yelled at.

>>4110045
+1

>>4110003
She has long hair right?


>long hair big wings

>>4110022
>Choose the direction that the short hair small wing statue is pointing

>>4110003
Guys...

> Determine which statue has the largest breasts, then follow the direction the biggest one points to.

>>4110479
That's a pretty good plan

>>4110479
Yes let the will of the boob decide i'll change my vote to THIS

>>4110479
just in case this option gets more votes, i'll give this a little longer

>>4110479
Do it

>>4110479
The only logical choice

> Determine which statue has the largest breasts, then follow the direction the biggest one points to.

Short hair: 3
Long hair: 3
Breast size: 6!
Well then

>>4112002
wild, i'll get started now on next post

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>>4112002

Taking a moment to examine the mammories on the two statues, you notice that the one with short hair and small wings most definitely has bigger boobs than the long haired big wing one. Since this is obviously the best way to decide which way to go, you put all your trust into this option and start heading to the left, where that one had been pointing.
Now that you think about it, a whole lot of your choices had been influenced simply by how big someone’s tits are. You figure it’s a solid way to judge things though, no wonder you’ve been doing it this entire time.
In the distance, there seems to be a few more statues, and a pretty big building, and you approach them quickly to figure out what’s up with them.

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>>4113189
(cont'd)
The building is decently big, and now that you're closer to it, you can see that the statues in front of it consist of more hot angel ladies and a couple winged lions out on either side of the stair case. Through the windows there seem to be bookshelves in there.

>This isn't the right place, go back and go the other way
>This is the right place, head on in
>Check out those sick fuckin' lions bro
>[Write-In]

>>4113194
> ask that angel receptionist if the boss is here

>>4113194
> This is the right place, maybe anyways check out the bookshelf

>>4113194
>>Check out those sick fuckin' lions bro
do we have a tail?

>>4113194
> ask that angel receptionist if the boss is here

>>4113194
>ask that angel receptionist if the boss is here

I think we might have deer ears and a deer tail

>>4113405
What do you mean? Those are clearly balancing wings. All angels have those.
It's not weird! It's not!!!

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>>4113405
no, its just little side hair things and a duck-like tail, y'know , small fluffy and feathery, just like the rest of the angels
>>4113412
the hair sides keep things perfectly balanced, as all things should be (insert thanos meme)

>>4113415
Ah ok I now understand, one more question though why do we have a duck tail?

>>4113505
The Creator's plan two for sentient beings were ducks, but the primates pulled through in the end with their thumbs and ability to use tools. Still, ducks were next on the list, so The Creator just gave them the job of being his employees as a consolation prize.

Of course, this means that angels evolved from ducks, so that means no nipples on any boobs, which thankfully means that OP won't get banned for drawing a naughty. But that does mean that male angels have duck based dongs...

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>>4113505
out of game reason: duck tails are soft and cute just like angels
in game reason: because they are soft and cute , very good to pat

>>4113197
You trek up the front stairs of the building and head on in, going to the front desk to ask the angel receptionist if the boss is here. To your dismay though, it doesn't seem like there's anybody behind the desk. What an awful thing! What there is though, is an awfully large amount of books and bookshelves in here, along with a faint scuffling in the distance. Behind the counter, there's an empty shelf, another lion winged statue (those things really creep you out, with their weird smiley faces), and a barren desk. On the counter is one of those little service bells
With your detective skills, you figure that this is some sort of library, maybe an archive if this is a really fancy place.

>Climb behind the counter, vandalize the smiley lion statue
>Ring the service bell a kajillion times so you can ask the question you wanted to
>Investigate that weird scuffling noise, maybe that's where the librarian receptionist person is
>[Write-In]

>>4113569
>Ring the service bell a kajillion times so you can ask the question you wanted to

>>4113569
>Investigate that weird scuffling noise, maybe that's where the librarian receptionist person is

If there's no hot angel librarian what was even the point

>>4113569
>Ring the service bell a kajillion times so you can ask the question you wanted to

>>4113569
>>Investigate that weird scuffling noise, maybe that's where the librarian receptionist person is


>>4113569
I can respect those reasons

>>4113569
>Ring the service bell a kajillion times so you can ask the question you wanted to

>>4113569
Investigate

Sherlock holmes hat and pipe activate

>>4113569
>Vandalize the investigate

>>4114339
>*then

>>4114339

+1

>>4113569
>>Investigate that weird scuffling noise, maybe that's where the librarian receptionist person is
Sans vandalization.

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>>4113587
Giving one last hard glare towards the lion statue, you head towards the noises, taking a step into the shelves of books to get a good look-see at whatever had been making all that noise. It seems to be a fellow angel, the only other one you've seen so far other than your big-tit boss lady. They seem to be attempting to pick up various papers and books that are scattered about on the floor. Either this angel had dropped their stuff or someone else had left a mess and they were trying to clean it up.
Their wings are small, their hair is short. Their little tail wiggles in what you can only assume is a 'focused manner' as they clean.

>Help out the short angel with picking up the stuff, this is probably the librarian
>Sneak up on them and give them a friendly spook
>Be a jerk and put a couple more books on the ground for them to clean
>[Write-In]

>>4114427
Question: Is the ass thicc? If so, admire it for a little while before going up and helping her pick those books.

Remember, butts aren't boobs, but one can and should still appreciate them.

>>4114427
>>Help out the short angel with picking up the stuff, this is probably the librarian

>>4114427
Gain this angel's attention by asking who they are and what happened.

>>4114427
>Help out the short angel with picking up the stuff, this is probably the librarian

>>4114427
>>Help out the short angel with picking up the stuff, this is probably the librarian

>>4114427
>Help out the short angel with picking up the stuff, this is probably the librarian

>>4114781
+1

>>4114427
>sneak up on them and pet their fluffy tail

>>4114427
>Help out the short angel with picking up the stuff, this is probably the librarian

>>4114427
>Help out the short angel with picking up the stuff, this is probably the librarian

>>4114427
>Now THOSE are some baby backs worth getting this A1 sauce ALL OVER, knowhatimsayin

If they get offended, point to that poster in the back and say you were referring to it

i have a meeting to go to today, so next post will be around 2:30-3:30pm est, a little later than what i usually do
>>4115507
i like this one, will put out a bonus image with a1 saying this later because it seems like just helping them out is what's been voted for

thank you everyone for your patience!

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>>4114436
You take a good solid look at their behind while you approach them, it's not dumby thicc or anything, but it's definitely small and cute like the rest of what you can see at the moment.
>>4115180
In silence, you stoop down and start picking up the sheets of paper and books that are scattered about around them. They seem a little startled by this but once they see that you're actually helping them out they settle down and give you a small wave, an anxious looking smile on their face and a soft blush brushing across their cheeks. It seems like the fellow angel is rather happy with your help, and is stealing many glances at you while you both pick up papers and books.

>Be silent and try to focus on reading things as you work, these papers might be important
>Ask them about who they are and what happened as you clean, maybe if you're nice they can help you with work stuff
>Leave them be and continue searching for your possible boss lady, now that you've helped a little, it's not really your problem anymore, this isn't the angel you were looking for to begin with
>Flirt , [Write-In the Flirt]
>[Write-In]

>>4116466
>>Be silent and try to focus on reading things as you work, these papers might be important

and also
>[Write-In]
ask about boss lady


this angel's boobs are pathetic

>>4116588
+1

Let's get what info we can and move on

>>4116466
>Flirt , [Write-In the Flirt]/Ask them about who they are and what happened as you clean, maybe if you're nice they can help you with work stuff
"So, why is a sweet looking angel like you cleaning all this mess?"

>>4116466
Ask about Boss and the Bell

but a little playful flirting might not be too bad even if she doesn't have the goods to be a serious contender.
>Flirt , "Hope I don't need a library card to check you out"

>>4116647
>>4116665
supporthing these two

>>4116665
>>4116588
Support these but I'm against flirting with her. It would be rude and ungentlemanly to lead her on and make her think we are interested since her lack of boobs makes us not interested, she would end up with a broken boobless heart and we are better than that.

Now where is the boss?

>>4116684
thats a good point, but i don't want to make her feel bad about leaving her hanging with those feelings. What if instead of saying a pickup line, we tone it down to just fingerguns and a wink?

>>4116737
I'm on board with finger guns and wink instead of flirting, it's classy and its what jesus would do.

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>>4116684
>>4117682

As you clean you try to focus a little on what you're picking up, seeing that the papers seem to be on various types of angels and the hierarchy of the heavens. It seems like there are a lot of angel sub-types that you hadn't taken into consideration before. According to your plain golden-yellow halo color, you're just a lesser angel, but it seems like with the more good things you do the higher you can get in the plain ol' angel sub type's rank ladder. Glancing from the guide paper to the glasses-wearing angel's yellow-green halo, they must be a lesser throne type angel. Putting down the charts into the neat pile forming next to you, you decide to ask about the boss lady.

"Hey have you, uh, seen this lady around here anywhere? She's taller than me, medium sized wings, long black hair, her halo thing is this cyan blue color?" As you ask this question, you gesture a little bit and the angel nods a little and considers the details as you speak.

They sit up a little, placing their hands on their lap. "Well, that could be maybe several different angels that I know, but judging by the fact that you seem rather new, I think you might be talking about the lady that just came in a little bit late to her meeting. She's probably in the meeting room at the moment..." Trailing off, they notice that they'd stopped working, and they start finishing their cleaning.

You nearly drop the book you were in the middle of shelving as you realize you've been completely and utterly bamboozled, that angel is a boy- Being mildly surprised though doesn't stop you from being a gentleman though (as you still don't want to hurt their feelings), with finger-guns and a wink, you speak in a pretty cool manner, "Ayyy, thanks." They seem to get a little flustered again and they pick up the final paper.

"Is there anything else you need?" Now that you're both done cleaning, you can both get into the conversation a little more.

"Yeah, actually..." You lift up the little bell a little and shake it a tiny bit, listening to it's little chimes. "What's up with this, do you know anyone who might've lost it?"

They tilt their head a bit, "That's a lucky charm I think, you can carry it around for good luck- I know someone who it might belong to if you want me to take it off your hands...?"

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Pick 2
>Ask what the meeting is about and how long it will take
>Ask about what you had read on the papers
>Bully them a little for being a 'trap'
>Ask them about themselves
>Give them the bell, and ask them about the person they think it belongs to
>Ask them about the lion statues / statues in general
>[Write-In]

>>4117820
>>Ask what the meeting is about and how long it will take
>[Write-In]
ask if he knows how to do our job since we have no idea and maybe the statues too, if we can do our job we can impress boobmaximus bossianus

do not give him the bell,thats our excuse to talk with boss lady

>>4117820
>Ask what the meeting is about and how long it will take
>Ask what a cloud's heavenly radiance is and how to measure it

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>>4117820
>that angel is a gay trap
GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN, MY LOVE IS ONLY FOR HOLY MILKERS

>>4117856
>>4117833
+1

>Bully them a little for being a 'trap'
>Ask what the meeting is about and how long it will take
>Ask what a cloud's heavenly radiance is and how to measure it

>>4117820
>Pick 2
ok, I pick the bully option twice

>>4117820
>Ask what the meeting is about and how long it will take
>Ask them about themselves

>>4117820
>Ask what the meeting is about and how long it will take
>Ask why the hell he finds us hot when we dont have huge titties. I mean seriously, has he seen some of the titties around here?

>>4117952
Seconding

>Bully them a little for being a 'trap'
>Ask what the meeting is about and how long it will take
i am the one vote who has 3 options i am voting again because i didnt read right
sorry

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>>4117833

You frown a little, shaking your head. "Nah, I think I'll keep it on me a little longer, if I run into them i'll probably give it back though." Offering a slight shrug, you place the bell down onto the clipboard next to you. Swirly Glasses Angel frowns a little, and they look like they're holding back saying something that they're too nervous to say out loud.

Seeing as how they're not saying anything in particular, you mentally shrug the little ordeal off and continue your questioning. "So, what's this meeting thing about, and uh, how long will it take? I have a few questions for her about stuff, like how to do my job...?" Furrowing your brows, you can't help but to wonder why you hadn't been given an explanation on how your job really works anyways.

The fellow angel seems happy enough to be able to answer your flow of questions though, pointing a little in the direction that you can only assume is deeper into the library. "They've been in there for a little while now, I think I heard something about possible demon immigration in the future... A topic like that might last a bit longer, since the meeting just started earlier before you came here..." His voice trails off, getting quieter as he notices your clipboard, reaching over and picking it up, as he scans it, he pipes back up. "I don't think they should be letting demons in, personally, I think it would be way too dangerous.... Anyways! Your job is just measuring clouds, you can use your phone to measure cloud data- I wish I had such an easy job..."

A... Phone? You go to check your pockets and realize you don't have pockets, nor a phone. Your friendly neighborhood librarian is too busy putting your clipboard back where it had been to notice your distress about lacking a phone of some sort.

"Anything else you wanted to know?"

--
Pick 2, and the order that they'll be asked/said in

>Tell them about the phone issue, maybe they can help
>Tell them about the whistling from earlier, do they know anyone or anything that's known for that?
>Ask them about what in the world 'heavenly radiance' is
>Ask them about why they're considering demon immigration anyways, don't demons belong in hell?
>Ask them if you'd be allowed to interrupt the meeting
>Ask them who else is in the meeting, just in case
>[Write-In]

>>4118351
>>Tell them about the phone issue, maybe they can help
>Tell them about the whistling from earlier, do they know anyone or anything that's known for that?

>>4118366
This

>>4118351
>>Tell them about the phone issue, maybe they can help
>>Tell them about the whistling from earlier, do they know anyone or anything that's known for that?

>>4118601
+1

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>>4118366

You decide to confess to the fact that you don't have a phone at the moment, blurting out your words as you want to get the whole ordeal over as quickly as possible. "I don't really have a phone? Was I supposed to get one at some point...?"

The other angel fidgets for a moment with the bottom hem of his shirt, chewing on the inside of his cheek as he thought. "I think. Maybe there was a mistake? The angel that had to tell you what your job was didn't give you one?" Right away, you respond by shaking your head in a solid 'no', you'd never been given anything other than the clipboard, and knowing that she was supposed to give you a phone too made you a bit worried that maybe you're missing some other important things.

Shaking off the feeling for the time being, you get right to the point. "Do you think you could give me something to maybe help me out with the phone problem?" Upon hearing those words, the other perks up a little, giving a soft smile. "Of course! I-I'm, not... Really supposed to do this, but you can borrow mine until you get your own? Just remember to give it back whenever you get yours, okay?" As he rambles out his words, he offers over a pure white phone-sized and phone-shaped thing.

You take it, checking it out a little bit before setting it down on your clipboard. You're going to need to find a backpack or a bag if all this item collecting keeps up...

A little bit of an awkward silence kicks in, and you immediately break the silence with another question, not wanting to head into awkward territory any further with this poor guy. "I heard whistling earlier, do you know what, or, uh, who, could have been doing that?"

Adjusting his glasses, the smaller angel laughed a tiny bit in confusion. "Whistling? Anyone can whistle, but if you're curious there's been a sort of scary rumor going around about a whistling demon that's been around lately...? But, I think that's a little dumb because a lot of angels that're into choir stuff like to practice humming or whistling to get their songs right..."

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>Ask him if he wants to join you in cloud measuring and talking to boss lady
>Leave him alone and peek into the meeting, it wouldn't hurt to just listen in...
>Leave and go try to figure out cloud measuring on your own with the brand new borrowed phone
>Read books to pass the time while you wait for the meeting to end
>[Write-In]

>>4119647
>Leave him alone and peek into the meeting, it wouldn't hurt to just listen in...
>Find a cardboard box to hide under while you listen in

>>4119647
>>Leave him alone and peek into the meeting, it wouldn't hurt to just listen in...

time for listening!

>>4119647
Thanks bro

>Leave him alone and peek into the meeting, it wouldn't hurt to just listen in...

Boss lady probably didn't give us the stuff because she was late for this meeting, let's see what it's about

>>4119647
>Leave him alone and peek into the meeting, it wouldn't hurt to just listen in...

>>4119647
>Ask him if he wants to join you in cloud measuring and talking to boss lady
We should convert him to the titty side.

>>4119647
>>Read books to pass the time while you wait for the meeting to end

Preferable on how to do our job

>Ask him if he wants to join you in cloud measuring and talking to boss lady
>>Read books to pass the time while you wait for the meeting to end

>>4119647
>>Ask him if he wants to join you in cloud measuring and talking to boss lady

>>4119647

>Leave him alone and peek into the meeting, it wouldn't hurt to just listen in...

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>>4119659

Standing up and giving the other a little wave goodbye, he returns your wave, briefly wishing you luck as you head off in the direction that he'd pointed in earlier when referring to the meeting. Surely it wouldn't hurt too much to just take a peek in there and get a look-see at what's happening right now.

The little sign on the door states that the room ahead is most certainly the meeting room.

For some reason, you feel like hiding under a cardboard box might increase your stealth...

>Open the door just a little to peek in and listen (Roll 1d100 to avoid being caught, DC 25, highest roll is taken)
>Try to walk in and act like you were late, actually attempt to partake in meeting (Roll 1d100 to avoid being caught, DC 80, highest roll is taken)
>[Write-In] I'll let you guys know if a 1d100 needs to be rolled

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4121938
>Try to walk in and act like you were late, actually attempt to partake in meeting (Roll 1d100 to avoid being caught, DC 80, highest roll is taken)
They'll never see it coming!

>>4121938
>>Try to walk in and act like you were late, actually attempt to partake in meeting (Roll 1d100 to avoid being caught, DC 80, highest roll is taken)

"business business, numbers numbers and tps reports of course"

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4121962
>>4121938
rollan even if anon already beat the dc because why the fuck not

make sure to sit next to boss lady too
>inb4 a 1

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4121951
+1
Anon already got so rolling for the heck of it

>>4121938
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>Try to walk in and act like you were late, actually attempt to partake in meeting (Roll 1d100 to avoid being caught, DC 80, highest roll is taken)

>>4122140
please dude, don't do that

>>4122140
Seriously?

>>4122164
>>4122197
Wait, what?

>>4122140
we know you didn't roll, and just typed that

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4121938
>>Try to walk in and act like you were late, actually attempt to partake in meeting (Roll 1d100 to avoid being caught, DC 80, highest roll is taken)

yeet

>>4122274
Wait you can make dice rolls on /qst/?
(You can tell I have no idea what I am doing)

>>4122286
In options bar write dice+1d100 depends on what is wanted by qm like if he asked ror a d20 you write dice+1d20.
Also the +1 is how many rolls so like dice+3d100

Rolled 68, 2, 55 = 125 (3d100)

>>4122293
Example

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4121938
>Try to walk in and act like you were late, actually attempt to partake in meeting (Roll 1d100 to avoid being caught, DC 80, highest roll is taken)

>>4122293
Okay. Thanks for telling me.

>>4122300
Lol

>>4122302
Me getting that one might be some form of karma for me being a noob.

>>4122306
Indeed but it's all good not like we already got a good roll >>4121951

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>>4121951

Opening the door in a slightly cautious manner, you interrupt the conversation going on in there and get a solid peep at the sheer amount of babes in there. There's the lady that gave you your clipboard (boss lady), orange halo lady, drill hair lady, and another lady that seems to be a demon.

Despite there being a literal demon at the table, and someone who could call you out at any moment for your bullshit, you manage to keep your cool and just give a wave. "Ah, hey, sorry, I'm a bit late right now-" As you talk, you sit down at the other end of the table, across from drill haircut lady, but next to boss lady. The lady with the orange halo gives you a small wave followed by a thumbs-up, and the only person that seems a little surprised by your presence is the boss lady. At some point, you feel like you should ask for her name, or just something to call her.

The demon coughs a little bit before trying to gather the conversation back together. "It's fine, anyways, as we were previously discussing, I think this could bring on an age of peace between our kinds. Does the deal sound alright, any changes to be made, or any concerns as well? We have the whole meeting to sort out this contract..."

>Stay silent and let them do the talking, they probably have more knowledge on this stuff than you
>Advocate for the demons, you think peace would be good (Roll 1d100, DC 50, to influence the angel ladies opinions)
>There has to be a trick here in that contract the demon lady is suggesting, argue against peace between them (Roll 1d100, DC 40, to get the angel ladies to distrust the demon lady more)
>Now that you're in, might as well flirt with the pretty ladies at the table (Roll 1d100, DC 90, to avoid getting kicked out)
>[Write-In]

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4123465
>>There has to be a trick here in that contract the demon lady is suggesting, argue against peace between them (Roll 1d100, DC 40, to get the angel ladies to distrust the demon lady more)

don't trust them

>>4123465
>Advocate for the demons, you think peace would be good (Roll 1d100, DC 50, to influence the angel ladies opinions)

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4123483
Sorry something is going wonky with my dice rolling here

>>4123465
>[Write-In]
As I don't really care much about the outcome, gauge what side of the fence boss lady is in, then jump in to her support to build rapport

>>4123465
>Ask about the contract, try to find out what you 'missed' so you know what you're talking about

>>4123518
seems good to me, I change to this

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>Advocate for the demons, you think peace would be good (Roll 1d100, DC 50, to influence the angel ladies opinions)

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4123518
+1

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4123518
oh, rolling in case we need it

>>4123613
damn, nice
we own this business meetig

>>4123518
Support

>>4123518
Seconding

>>4123518
support

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sorry for late post, family came over for the weekend

>>4123518

You ask to be filled in on what the contract actually entails. As the long haired demon slides you the contract to take a look at, the drill haired angel verbally fills you in.

"Ah, yes, I don't recall seeing you here at the last meeting. The demons wish to put a rehabilitation program in place so that well-behaved demons can attempt to permanently better their ways for a chance to get into Heaven rather than staying down in Hell. The contract states that only demons that committed minor offenses would be allowed to even partake in the program, so we're not too dreadfully worried about dangerous people joining us." She pauses for a moment, glancing at the demon at the table. "Our economy could benefit greatly from an influx of brand new people and things, but at the same time, there will be great amounts of backlash for doing this..."

The ponytail angel pipes up a little from her nap-like state. "Yeah but everyone knows there's no way they can get better, so there's no downside to just accepting, right??"

"Yes, but the possibility of peace being disturbed by this..." Drill Hair continues on, despite her words she doesn't look nervous. In fact, she looks mildly amused.

It seems like your boss-lady and the long haired demon are both silent about this ordeal.

>Advocate for demons (Roll 1d100, DC 45, best of three)
>Ask for the boss-lady's opinion (Roll 1d100, DC 40, highest roll)
>Ask for the long haired demon's opinion (Roll 1d100, DC 50, highest roll)
>[Write-In]

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4128930
>Ask for the boss-lady's opinion (Roll 1d100, DC 40, highest roll)
>Ask for the long haired demon's opinion (Roll 1d100, DC 50, highest roll)

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4128936
Oh, and here's the other d100 if you need it.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4128930
>>Ask for the boss-lady's opinion (Roll 1d100, DC 40, highest roll)

the boob- I mean, the opinion that matters

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>Ask for the boss-lady's opinion (Roll 1d100, DC 40, highest roll)

>>4128930
>Thoroughly read the contract, especially if there is any fine print.
You gotta be extra careful when it comes to demons and contracts.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4128994
+1
>Also ask opinion of boss-lady

>thoroughly read the contract, especially if there is any fine print.

>>4128994
support

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>>4128941

Looking between all the gals that've spoken their opinions so far, you look over to the only opinion that you really care about at the moment. (Mostly because of her big titty.)

"And what do you think?" As the words come out of your mouth, she squints at you a little as if thinking about something a little more than she had earlier. She takes a couple moments to really get a good look at you before she starts talking.

"Well, I think that everyone here has pretty valid points. Honestly, I don't think it will be bad, but there's always problems when you make things like this happen." She lets out a sigh, setting her elbows on the table and burying her face into her hands, as if she's just tired about this whole thing. "I say just let them in. Dealing with the aftermath is something we can just... Do."

You nod along to her words, glancing over the contract in attempt to find any 'fine print' on it. There's nothing you really catch, other than the fact that in the corner, it states that this isn't the first version made, and that there have been previous proposals that've been amended into the current version that you've got now.

It seems like everyone is aware of the fact that this could be both good and bad, or at least, the angels in the room.

"You promised... You would make the decision today..." The demon girl spoke up, her tone quiet and hushed, almost a nervous whisper. "Please, don't wait too long. We've already waited long enough..."

It seems like there's a little bit of pressure on today's meeting...

"Why don't we let the new guy decide~" The drill haired angel chimed in with those words, and your blood went cold for a moment. You can feel the metaphorical spaghetti spilling out of your pockets. They're looking at you expectantly, it seems like the drill hair lady is the real big cheese around here...

>Let the demons into Heaven, the pros outweigh the cons, also, hot demons???
>Keep the demons out, the cons outweigh the pros, no demons allowed !!!
>Try to worm your way out of the hole you've dug yourself into (Roll 1d100, DC 70, best of three)
>[Write-In]

>>4135117
>[Write-In]
Agree with boss lady, we could care less about the demons but everyone here seems to be exhausted of negotiating, it's time to put it in practice and see if it works out or not

offer a smile to boss lady while we do it

>>4135117
“Alright, then, let’s give it a trial run. Give us a sampling of your selected sinners, from most likely to become better people to the stubborn cases. We’ll find a group of celestials that can deal with them. Of course, we’ll need someone from your company to work in helping us keep them on the straight and narrow, and since you seem to have been the one to bring up this project...”

Attempt to discreetly look at demon tiddy, and compare to angel tiddy.

>>4135117
>Let the demons into Heaven, the pros outweigh the cons, also, hot demons???
eh, why not

>>4135241
Seconding this, we can even volunteer to be one of the chaperones for the trial group.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>Try to worm your way out of the hole you've dug yourself into (Roll 1d100, DC 70, best of three)

>>4135134
Supporting, give her that winning smile

>>4135117
>Let the demons into Heaven, the pros outweigh the cons, also, hot demons???

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>>4135241
>>4135134

With everyone watching with expectant eyes, you feel rather pressured to say literally anything at the moment. Glancing between them all, you take a moment to focus on the young demon that was either proposing this contract themselves, or representing someone bigger. She seems a little bit younger than you, and nervous under your gaze. She fidgets a little before glancing away. She's almost flat.

Giving the boss lady a small smile, you start giving your answer. "Alright, I think we can give it some sort of trial run. Give us a sample of the selected sinners, from most likely to become better people, to the more stubborn cases. I'm sure we can find a group of celestials to deal with them, and maybe someone from Hell to help us keep them on the straight and narrow with this project..." Pausing, you come up with something a little extra to maybe impress the boss lady, and get yourself a possible promotion out of cloud measuring. "Maybe I could even personally help out with some of these cases."

The orange halo'd angel leans over a little to the drill haired one, whispering a bit before drill hair nods and claps her hands together. "Well said! May I see that...?" She gestures to the contract and you pass it over to her. The demon offers a pen and she takes it, signing it off and returning the contract to the demon.

The demon girl's eyes water a little as she smiles, holding the contract close and looking at you in an overwhelmed happy manner. "Th-Thank you!"

The boss lady seems relieved that the meeting is over now, taking out her phone and tapping away at it. Orange halo has drifted off into a nap. Drill hair, however, is sending a smug smile in your direction. "Now, I will have your job and rank updated as you start out your new job. I'm sure this kind young lady will be able to fill you in on your first case."

The long haired demon girl offers a small wave, as the boss lady and drill hair go to leave. While drill hair leaves without a problem, the boss lady extends her hand to you. "Your phone." Her words are a little demanding, but you hand it over, and she types away at it before handing it back. You've acquired Boss Lady's contact! It seems her contact name is just 'Poem'.

Only the sleeping orange halo angel, and the young lady demon are left, and it seems like the latter is standing right next to you now, fidgeting a little with her hair and looking at your phone screen over your shoulder. Her hair is getting in your face a little bit...

Pick 3 , and the order they're done in
>Inquire about 'first case'
>Text Poem
>Ask for demon lady's number
>Ask her to give some personal space
>Wake up the orange halo angel
>Introduce yourself properly, for the first time
>Flirt (Roll 1d100, DC 60, first roll is the one taken)
>[Write-In]

>>4135887
>>Wake up the orange halo angel
>Inquire about 'first case'
and then
>Text Poem
fill her in on the first case ask if we can meet to discuss it over some nice heaven coffee

demom girls tits are compleately underwhelming, no wonder she is in hell

>>4135887

>Introduce yourself properly, for the first time
>Inquire about 'first case'
>Text Poem

>>4135887
>Introduce yourself properly, for the first time
>Inquire about 'first case'
>Text Poem

>>4135887
>Introduce yourself properly, for the first time
>Inquire about 'first case'
>Text Poem

As we’re leaving, hold the door open for her so we can discreetly take a look at her ass.

>>4135887

>Introduce yourself properly, for the first time
>Inquire about 'first case'
>Text Poem

>>4135944
Definetly check Poem's ass as she walks out

>>4135945
I was referring to the demon’s ass, but there’s no reason not to check out Poem’s ass as well.

>>4135914
>>4135975
She lost in the chest department, better hope she has a world-class butt.

>>4135945
gotta check Poem's ass for sure, we just got her number and some points in the meeting, things are looking good

>>4135887
>Inquire about 'first case'
>Text Poem
>Introduce yourself properly, for the first time

>>4135887
>Introduce yourself properly, for the first time
>Ask for demon lady's number
For professional reasons of course
>Text Poem
"This isn't even my phone boss"

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>Flirt (Roll 1d100, DC 60, first roll is the one taken)

fuck

>>4135896
This

is this quest dead?

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>>4145930
no, i'm just really busy with course work and needed to take a break to get on top of things so i didn't fall behind on my studies, papers, and commission work. i can put out a post today to make up for things. my apologies, i shouldn't have let irl shit get in the way so much without saying anything.

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>>4135896

"Well, since we'll be working with each other, you can call me A1." The demon nods a little bit, looking at you in a patient manner as you fill her in on a couple small-talk style details about yourself. Which... To be honest, isn't much. Just the fact that you haven't met many people so far, and that you're good with people and problem solving. She seems a bit relieved that you're good at those things, nodding a little more before introducing herself to you as well. "Ah! I-It's nice to meet you, A1! My name is Lily, I hope we can be good coworkers!" Lily seems to trail off and get quieter the more she talks, but she said what matters and that's what counts.

"So I heard we already have some cases, what's the first one we'll be working on?" As you both talk, the two of you start heading for the door, and you open it for her like a gentleman. Lily walks out first, and you take a peep at her ass, noting the fact that she has a slight curve. Not the best, but definitely not the worst either.

"Oh! The first case, um, the first case is actually something we can get started on tomorrow afternoon. I chose someone a bit easy to work with, she's a powerful succubus, but she's been working really hard during the old rehab program back in hell! She's just um... Just only a little troublesome now, instead of s-super troublesome, you know?" You nod along as she rambles a bit about the succubus lady, taking out your phone and texting Poem. You inform Poem about the fact that you've been given a case, and that you'd like to discuss it with her over coffee. You also tell her, that this isn't your phone. It's the librarian's. Now that you're looking... The librarian doesn't have many contacts, which is a little sad.

"Yeah, that sounds easy-" You chime in, interrupting Lily's ramblings. She smiles a little in response, seemingly happy that she chose something easy.

The phone chimes with a notification, and you see that Poem has agreed to meet up with you for coffee tomorrow morning to discuss things at a local cafe (which, thank God, she sent directions to.) It seems like you have a big day ahead of you tomorrow, a coffee date with Poem, and your first case with Lily as your partner.

You, A1 Steak Sauce, have most definitely found a way to avoid doing your old job.

>Let Lily lead you home and rest for the night [End Episode]
>Let Lily lead you home and do other things there [Write-In]

>>4146255
>>Let Lily lead you home and rest for the night [End Episode]

niiiiiice a date with Poem, we gotta remember to not stare at her epic tits

>>4146255
>>Let Lily lead you home and rest for the night [End Episode]

>>4146255
>Let Lily lead you home and rest for the night [End Episode]
good stuff OP, is there somewhere I can follow you to see when the next thread might be?

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>>4148045
https://twitter.com/mogekomedic i post on twitter sometimes about occasional projects im working on! i might post there about it, or post art about it at least