>>4786430
E

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Winterfell makes for an imposing sight in all its glory as the seat of House Stark, the Warden of the North and the Lord Paramount. The sprawling castle is situated very close to the Kingsroad, which weaves a winding path all the way to the Wall, and a bustling settlement called Winter Town is situated just outside the castle’s main gatehouse, rows of small and neat houses built of log and undressed stone with muddy streets.

The complex is defended by two massive walls of grey granite with a wide moat between them. The outer wall is eighty feet tall with guard turrets while the inner is one hundred feet tall and crenelated, with over thirty watch turrets. Two huge crenelated bulwarks flank the great arched main gates which are currently open, the drawbridge lowered to allow the King and his retinue access. The Queen’s grand wheelhouse unfortunately proves too wide to enter through Winterfell’s gates.

You and the rest of the nearly three hundred riders pour into the courtyard like a flowing river of gold, silver and polished steel. Flanked by a pride of bannerman, knights, sworn swords and free swords with a dozen golden banners whipping back and forth in the northern wind over your heads, emblazoned with the crowned stag of Baratheon, you cut an impressive figure beside your massive father at the head of the column.

You quickly spot the Lord of Winterfell - a man with a long face and long brown hair, a closely trimmed beard beginning to gray and dark grey eyes which reflect a somber disposition. Eddard Stark.

Standing dutifully at his side is a beautiful fair-skinned noblewoman with long auburn hair, blue eyes and high cheekbones. Catelyn Stark.

Your father vaults off his warhorse and roars. “NED!” Robert stomps forward and crushes his far shorter and skinnier friend in a bone-crunching bear hug. “Ah, but it is good to see that frozen face of yours.” The king looks Eddard over top to bottom, and laughs. “You have not changed at all.”

Ned merely bows in response. “Your Grace, Winterfell is yours.”

You dismount from your horse and allow one of the Northman grooms to take your gelded palfrey to the stables. Queen Cersei and your younger siblings finally catch up, passing through on foot.

Eddard kneels in the snow and kisses the Lannister Queen’s ring while Robert embraces Catelyn like a long lost sister, before pulling back and whispering quietly to her, his expression soulfully empathetic as he speaks with the woman, likely trying his damnedest to smooth over the obvious awkwardness instigating this visit. You watch the Tully woman’s lower lip quiver as tears threaten to spill down her face, listening to the harsh truth of what transpired that she was likely attempting to ignore, keeping up a brave face for the King’s arrival and pushing the unpleasantness of her sister’s demise to the back of her mind.

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Catelyn maintains her composure and you think you even see her mouth a ‘thank you’ to Robert, before the King disengages from that uncomfortable bit of business and walks back to where you stand.

Bobby B grips you by the shoulder and guides you forward to meet the Stark Family.

“Crown Prince Joffrey,” the King introduces you, a beaming grin returning to his face. “My eldest son and heir, soon to be the fiercest warrior in the Seven Kingdoms.” He then gestures to Tommen and Myrcella who Cersei has urged forward, both small children shyly clinging to her skirts. “Princess Myrcella - as beautiful as her mother - just ask the Knight of Flowers!” The King cackles. “And my youngest, Prince Tommen, sweet as can be.”

Ned introduces his own children, all of whom step forward of their own accord upon receiving the signal from their Lord father. “My eldest and heir, Robb,” the Northman speaks and a stocky teenage boy with blue eyes and thick red-brown hair bows to you. “Sansa,” he continues, and a preteen girl - Catelyn writ younger - bows. “Arya,” a skinny female child with the long face, grey eyes and brown hair of her father bows. “Bran,” elicits a young lad around Tommen’s age with the coloring of his Tully mother to bow next. “And young Rickon, the fiercest three year old you’ve ever met.” The youngest child here is undaunted by the strangers before him and bows to the King.

Robert is more than pleased by his foster brother’s large family, but the second the formalities of greeting are completed he fixes the northman with a serious gaze. “Take me down to your crypt, Eddard. I would pay my respects.”

Cersei sighs. “We’ve been riding since dawn,” she complains. “Everyone is tired and cold, surely we should refresh ourselves first. The dead will wait.”

A cold fury suffuses the King’s countenance when he looks back at his blonde bombshell of a nagging wife and white-cloaked Ser Jaime strides forward, quietly grabbing his twin sister by the arm and pulling her back from truly rousing the Baratheon Stag’s wrath.

“Bring me a lantern,” Eddard calls to his servants, orderly lined up and waiting as expected when a King arrives upon your Lord’s doorstep.

The two men depart without further words, leaving the rest of you standing there in the relative silence of the chill morning.

>What do? (write-in)

>>4786440
Ask cersei to meet us at the top of a tower. It's time.

>>4786440
Ask Robb to spar with him.

>>4786443
>tfw we are fucking cersei when bran climbs up

>>4786440
>Spar with Robb and Bran
>Flirt with Sansa
Bruh, come on you gotta give us more choices than that.

>>4786440
Speak with the stark spawn

>>4786450
+1

>>4786440
>Spar with Robb
>Flirt with Sansa

>>4786443
This

Has anyone ever done a bobby b quest? Honestly sounds like the most fun asoiaf character to play as

>>4786440

>>4786443
This. Time to finish off these plannerfags

>>4786443
+1

>>4786459
Unironically, we will ruin the timeline if we don't cripple Bran.

>>4786443
lol cerseis going to kek you fags with jaime, joff is a 12 year old

>>4786440
>>What do? (write-in)
>Spar with Robb
>Flirt with Sansa
Hit her with the old 'On the ride north I saw many beautifully things' plus a real big wink

Already starting with absolute retardation I see.

>>4786467
Even though coomers are going to win unless someone samefags, its better than Redwyne simps winning. Literally any waifu is better than literally who the girl. Joff losing his virginity to a fat smelly old man is better than the blue waffle coochie of Redwyne slut.

>>4786467
Someones going to fuck her in that tower, might as well be us.

we should just get cersei killed

>>4786469
Would it be joffrey baratheon quest if it didn't?

>>4786474
Worth it.

>>4786440
>>4786443
+1

>>4786469
Whenever given the opportunity anons will always vote to crash quests with no survivors. Think back on all the times anons literally voted to kill themselves in quests here

>>4786470
>its better than Redwyne simps winning.
I'm not Redwynefag by any means but anything is better than repeating Jamie&Cersei stupidity.

>>4786474
if we push her out of the tower perhaps she will become the three eyed raven

>>4786475
You could always override votes Trick, you did it once before and it was glorious.

>>4786475
Can we die in this quest?

>>4786475
I really hope you will fuck them over.

>>4786469
I don't follow, Bran needs to get crippled so he can become the 3 eyed raven. We're fucked if that doesn't happen

>>4786482
Hahaha look at this salty faggot. Eat shit.

>>4786474
>invite cersei to the tower
>push her off the top
>fuck bran to keep him quiet
The perfect crime
>>4786470
How does this have anything to do with fucking your mom?

>>4786440
>spar with Robb and Bran
>flirt with Sansa
>Chill and compare our dagger and her needle with Arya
>Play Airplane with Rickon

>>4786482
>you did it once before and it was glorious

when?

>>4786487
How retarded are you?

>>4786488
Dosen't change Gendry living, oof.

>>4786489
It was a joke post anon, you know in the end of the days coomers will win though. Ratfags won before.

>>4786487
3 eyed raven can find another faggot with near death experience, you autist.

>>4786470
Where does all this hatred for a character I don't even think was ever introduced in the novels come from?

>>4786489
+100

>>4786500
Why don’t we just jump off the tower, the path to power is open to us!

>>4786493
Gendry living even though that one anon used a fatepoint to kill him for no reason. It was hilarious and I'm not even a Gendryfag. Inb4 someone claims I am because they're still seething about it.

>>4786484
If you die in the quest, you die in real life

>>4786501
because their favorite waifu was dissed to prop up Redwyne girl, waifufags are pathetic like that

>>4786501
I don't hate her, I just think she's irrelevant and the people who support her are autists. I want Night King to win or even Benjen.

>>4786440
>What do? (write-in)
>Follow Bobby B and Ned

This is going to be hilarious train wreck for the cerseifags.

>>4786515
Cersei three eyed raven nao.

>>4786515
You say that like I'm expecting anything less than a train wreck

I wish there were more asoiaf quests still running, I miss /got/ and need my fix

>>4786505
>Gendry living even though that one anon used a fatepoint

I only ever said the fate point could be used to impale Gendry, which did happen.

I never agreed it would kill him.

Sorry not sorry, get fukt faggots.

>>4786520
Someone should make a Greens vs. Blacks /qst/, We'd probably do it a lot better than HBO.

>>4786521
HOLY CRAP BASED,

coomers need to be put up on a cross

>>4786440
>spar with Robb and Bran

Also see if Tommen wants to watch us. Or maybe he can go play with the younger starks

>>4786523
Better play Blacks, nobody would play the Greens. Daemon quest?

>>4786440
>>Spar with Robb and Bran
Hell get Jon in there too

You're aware we can be found by someone other than Bran, right?

>>4786538
Daemon quest before Rhaenyra has mutt andal spawn and gets fat

>>4786538
>Playing as Blacks, and as Daemon
Based. Greens are full of pretenders and nu-males. Will we have jungle fever for Nettles this time too?

>>4786545
>Daemon quest before Rhaenyra has mutt andal spawn and gets fat
Well he did start molesting her when she was 15.

>>4786541
support the addition

>>4786544
They can be the three eyed coomer instead in that case. EZ

>>4786440
>>Spar with Robb and Bran

>>4786440
Looks like it's up to us to be diplomatic.
>Introduce Bran with Tommen, Sansa with Myrcella
>Suggest Catelyn lead Cersei in out of the cold
>>4786446
>>4786450
>>4786452
>Spar with Robb
>Drag Jamie along too

>Don't be an idiot
>Nobody but BobbyB is fucking Cersei anywhere in Winterfell.

>>4786443
>>4786453
>>4786459
>>4786460
>>4786477

Go meet Cersei at the top of a tower

>>4786446
>>4786448
>>4786452
>>4786468
>>4786491
>>4786535
>>4786541
>>4786557

Spar with Robb

>>4786448
>>4786452
>>4786468
>>4786491

Flirt with Sansa

>>4786450
>>4786451

Speak with Stark spawn

Robbfags BTFO Sansa and Cersei fags

>>4786560
>counting the blatant samefagging
cmon trick, I know you want us to bang Cersei too

>>4786563
No, Trick wants us to ride Benjen's valayrian steel sword you dingus.

>>4786565
Porque no los dos?

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>>4786560
Based acquire bros not hoes

Shireenchads, we need to steer Joff away from S*nsa. Hopefully the Lysa incident has put Robert off betrothing us to a Tully whore.

>>4786577
I will help steer you guys to Shireen, but only if we can fuck Cersei first.

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BOARS BEFORE WHORES

>>4786538
Or Rhaenyra quest before she gets married to the fag

>>4786577
I will help you go for Shireen, but only if we can have Myrcella on the side.

>>4786563
The thread just started.

I might as well accuse the cerseifags of samefagging as well.

Let's allow for peole to actually filter in from the last thread before we start voting on anything majorly quest altering, okay?

>>4786580
>>4786588
No problem.

>>4786590
fiiiiine

>Nobody noticed Boggs showing up in the last thread.
You fuckers are unaware we've garnered the attention of a god. A god who looks like a Redwynefag.

>>4786605
What is a god before a nonbeliever?

>>4786605
You think that's cool, I asked for a picture reference to make smut of a character in his quest in the qtg and he gave it to me.

It's time for me to right all the wrongs in that goddamned quest with my Shryke fanfiction.

>>4786625
dew it, Shryke got pretty coom-tier when he gets to Dorne.

>>4786624
Depends on the god.
>>4786625
>It's time for me to right all the wrongs in that goddamned quest with my Shryke fanfiction.
Guess it's time to picture a bunch of jumpcuts of Aurion fucking every attractive woman he's ever met to the tune of Yakety Sax.

>>4786642
>Depends on the god.
It's a meme, buttman.

>>4786641
>>4786642

I'm on thread 2, lol.

Even when he fucked the courtesan i think he could have been more coomer, so I will ensure its a coom quest

What exactly is wrong with sansa as a wife? Is it that she isn’t related to us?

>>4786641
>Dorne
Did we read the same quest?

>>4786658
Anons are already ahead of you. Catch up or skip to thread 8 or so

>>4786669
I don't remember it that well since the Dorne story was when I dropped it, he might have been even more coom before Dorne but I don't give a shit.

>>4786671
We never went to dorne. Are you thinking of malroy?

>>4786675
Oh shit it was Mallroy, my bad. I just remember that quest being full on coomer hentai fulfillment and it soured GOT quests for me for a long time.

>>4786660
She's not Cersei

>>4786440
>>4786559
+1 for this if I’m not too late

>>4786684
That's right, she's still a virgin and wont cheat on us.

>>4786684
Post roberts rebellion cersei is garbage tier

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While the dads are away, the children will play!

You stride forward up to Stark’s eldest, regarding the boy with a studious glance, looking him up and down. This is the supposed King in the North in the unaltered timeline and you must say, he is definitely yet to look the part.

For one, you’re taller than him despite being at least two years his younger. You noticed you had undergone somewhat of a growth spurt over the course of the last two months, considering you towered over a head taller than Cersei when you kissed her this morning in stark contrast to when you last stood next to her in the royal apartments. But the fact that you’re taller, if more svelte, than this manlet in the making comes as something of a pleasant surprise to you.

You smile at the auburn-haired northman. “I’ve made it a habit to practice combat with my father whenever we make camp along the Kingsroad. Since he’s indisposed, maybe his namesake might be willing to take the King’s place as my sparring partner.”

Robb returns your smile with a wolfish grin of his own, folding his arms in front of his broad, puffed up chest. “Whenever you’re ready, Your Grace,” he replies, speaking your title with a hint of mockery, before looking past you to wink one of his deep blue eyes at your younger sister Myrcella.

The princess blushes.

>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.
>Tell the Stark boy your sister is off limits to him
>Quietly ask Robb if he finds your sister pretty, because your Father wants to join your Houses in an alliance
>Suggest involving Bran and Tommen in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Jon Snow in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Theon in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Arya, Bran and Tommen in the sparring session
>Other (write-in)

apologies for the short update

>>4786721
>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.
Based

>>4786721
>>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.

>>4786721
>>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.

>>4786721
>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.
>Quietly ask Robb if he finds your sister pretty, because your Father wants to join your Houses in an alliance
>Suggest involving Jon Snow in the sparring session

>>4786721
>>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.

>>4786721
>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.
It's only fair

>>4786721
>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.

>>4786721
>Quietly ask Robb if he finds your sister pretty, because your Father wants to join your Houses in an alliance

>>4786721
>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.
kek

>Suggest involving Bran and Tommen in the sparring session
This part can be more a testing ground for both of them in combat, maybe we can teach our brother.

>Suggest involving Jon Snow in the sparring session
Someone else to spar with for us. And he can learn something from it too

>>4786721
>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.
Nothing wrong with a friendly rivalry.

>>4786721
>>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.

>>4786721
>ask for Sansa's favor to one-up this little faggot

>>4786721
>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.

>>4786721
>>Other
Just spar

Trying to force Sansa aren't you? Shit qm desu

>>4786721
>>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.
>>Suggest involving Jon Snow in the sparring session

>>4786755
Robert Baratheon is down in the crypts right this second arranging a marriage between you and Sansa and I just offered you a chance to try to subvert that by setting up Robb with Myrcella, but okay, sure, yeah, I'm forcing Sansa on you faggots.

>>4786755
it's going to win almost unanimously, C O P E.

>>4786721
>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.
>Suggest involving Bran and Tommen in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Jon Snow in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Theon in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Arya, Bran and Tommen in the sparring session
Royal Rumble baby

>>4786771
You forgot Rickon

>>4786783
Shit. Rickon vs Hound also >>4786771

>>4786755
Should have actually given that grey matter a workout and voted to follow Bobby and Ned into the crypts.

>>4786726
>>4786728
>>4786731
>>4786733
>>4786736
>>4786737
>>4786738
>>4786746
>>4786748
>>4786750
>>4786754
>>4786756
>>4786771

Fucking sansafags not realizing they can vote for other shit besides making eyes at their goddamned waifu.

THe votes are open for like 45 minutes, you don't need to rush to vote you can vote for other shit too, lol.

>>4786805

I thought about giving that as an option, but I really don't think Bobby would have allowed you to. He needs a moment of privacy with his best bro.

>>4786805
Or we could've said something on the road instead of spamming SPARRRR to every vote. It was an option.

>>4786721
>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.
>Quietly ask Robb if he finds your sister pretty, because your Father wants to join your Houses in an alliance
>Suggest involving Bran and Tommen in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Jon Snow in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Theon in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Arya, Bran and Tommen in the sparring session

>>4786809
Ah yes

Changing>>4786728
to
>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Arya a smoldering look

Guys remember we need to shit our pants in front of Ned. WE CAN NOT FORGET THIS

>>4786809
I'm not a Sansafag, we're just two budding bros flirting with each other's sister. Regarding the crypt, that's a fair point.
>>4786811
This too, we'll see how it goes. Ned wasn't in love with the idea in canon, I doubt he'd be too bent out of shape if things changed.
>>4786819
Based

>>4786721
>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.

>>4786822
Really the Margaeryfags should be joining together to shit our pants in front of Sansa and everyone right now. That will halt the betrothal talks.

>>4786721
>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.
>Suggest involving Arya, Bran and Tommen in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Jon Snow in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Theon in the sparring session

>>4786721
>>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.
>>Quietly ask Robb if he finds your sister pretty, because your Father wants to join your Houses in an alliance
>>Suggest involving Jon Snow in the sparring session

>>4786809
Fine changing to:
>>>Quietly ask Robb if he finds your sister pretty, because your Father wants to join your Houses in an alliance
Now stop complaining, if Sansafags win they win. Margarey and Sansa are both equally worst girl.

>>4786822
>>4786831
oh no OH NONONON

Diperfags please stop

>>4786819
Adding
>Suggest involving Bran and Tommen in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Jon Snow in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Theon in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Arya, Bran and Tommen in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Rickon, and the Hound in sparring

>>4786822
>>4786831
>so gay that they shit themselves in the presence of beautiful women
lol

>>4786721
>>4786809
Goddam salty fag, fine.

>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.
>Quietly ask Robb if he finds your sister pretty, because your Father wants to join your Houses in an alliance
>Suggest involving Bran and Tommen in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Jon Snow in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Theon in the sparring session
>Suggest involving Arya, Bran and Tommen in the sparring session
>Other (write-in)
Ask about their dogs, we gonna be dogfags now.

>>4786721
>Two can play at that game. Give Robb's sister Sansa a smoldering look.

>>4786726
>>4786728
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>>4786750
>>4786751 (favor)
>>4786754
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>>4786834

Sansa receives a smoldering look

>>4786733
>>4786739
>>4786818
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>>4786838

Ask Robb if he finds your sister pretty

>>4786733
>>4786746
>>4786756
>>4786771
>>4786818
>>4786833
>>4786834

Involve Jon Snow

>>4786746
>>4786771
>>4786818
>>4786833

Involve Bran and Tommen

>>4786755

Just spar

>>4786771
>>4786818
>>4786833

Involve Theon

>>4786771
>>4786818
>>4786833

Involve Arya

>>4786819

Be based as fuck

WRiting

>>4786831
>>4786839
>>4786846
ITS TO DISPLAY DOMINANCE.

>>4786838
Sure I'll change to this>>4786755

>>4786858
>piss into a goblet and drink it to prove to Mel that we're the Azor Ahai

>>4786809
i mean i did vote for other things as well ?

>>4786863
Giorno time?

Honestly, I'd bet money that Catelyn would prefer a Rob-Myrcella pairing than Us-Sansa. Regardless of Robert's reassurances, her sister died in King's Landing, executed by our family.
If it's a choice between having a beautiful little "Baratheon" girl come to come brighten up the harsh cold North, or her precious daughter leaving to live in the southlands, no mother would even have to think about the answer.

>>4786874
Lets try convince Bobby, Myrcella for Robb, Margaery for us.

>>4786878
Margaery is a HOOAH

>>4786880
dumb showfag

>>4786878
>>4786881
Margaery is Olenna's puppet. Sansa is FREE.

>>4786881
She’s secretly a HOOAH in the books as well

>>4786895
Even if she wasn't one yet, she has the type of personality that would justify her sleeping around as for our political gain.

>>4786874
>implying Cersei would willingly allow her cute little daughter to stay in the North

Cersei would probably just kill Robert if it came to that.

>>4786895
>believing our batshit mother and testimonies extracted under torture
My flag isn't even in Margaery's camp, but come on.

Margaeryfags are the worst of them all.

Margaery is obviously the superior prospect. Sansafags can get BOARed.

>>4786911
Based and BOARpilled

>>4786911
Salsa and tommen is a better idea anyways

>>4786904
Cersei sent her daughter to motherfucking DORNE. The North is fine.

>>4786911
Margaery is a tool for her granny, sansa is 100% loyal so long as we don’t execute her family and beat her

>>4786921
Wasn't that at Tywin's bidding?

>>4786924
This. Sansa reinforces an alliance we already have but she definitely won't fuck us over as long as we don't let her get manipulated.
Marrying Marge will just introduce a Tyrell agent in our close entourage. In contrast, the Stark are a Lawful Stupid bunch who will follow us into hell as long as we honor Ned's friendship with Bobby Daddy and don't treat Sansa like shit.

>everyone voting to cuck Sandor out of an admirer
The North really IS cold innit?

why sansafags are assblasted about Olenna?

>>4786951

>why are players in a quest about being Joffrey Baratheon not keen on Olenna, the woman who murders Joffrey Baratheon

I dunno anon, what do you think?

>>4786954
If we were born forty years prior I'd chase the cougar Olenna. As it stands even though she's a GILF she'd still break a hip doing the dirty. So sadly that's out. RIP the dream of a bad bitch for a wife.

>>4786954
OG Joffrey Baratheon was sociopathic, sadistic piece of shit though. You have to be braindead to get mad at Olenna for killing him.

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>>4786916
..did someone mention our father's soulmate, the almighty BOOAAAR?

>>4786962
I mean you have to be braindead to get close to the women who will potentially murder you.

After we get done measuring dicks with Robb, we should be nicer next time we check in with mum. She's the most vindictive woman in Westeros, and the primary source of our political influence if/when Bobby dies. We might be King by right, but the Goldcloaks are loyal to who pays them, without her standing in Tywin Rains of Castamere's shadow, we're surrounded by better claimants, without backing.

>>4786966
Only if you behaving like Ramsay Snow but our Joffrey clearly isn't in danger.

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Rolled 23 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

Well two can play at this game. And in the war of handsome boys shooting come hither looks to other boy’s little sisters, you far and above have the upper hand over this plain-looking Tully-Stark hybrid.

You cast your smoldering gaze over to Eddard’s oldest daughter, Sansa Stark. Your emerald stare catches the highborn beauty’s sapphire blue before she can think to avert her eyes. The niece of the woman whose head you helped get lopped off is caught in your visual trap, frozen like she had been touched by a White Walker, unable to look away as you speak to her and her brother simultaneously. “I’m ready to work up a sweat with a Stark right now,” you smoothly utter the line.

Sansa’s face blushes as red as her hair color, while Arya simply rolls her eyes and sticks out her tongue in disgust at her sister’s swooning over you.

Robb notices the attention you’re giving his sister and picks up on your double meaning, old enough himself to understand the urge a man has to copulate. He bristles, pride shallowly struck by your willingness to be far bolder in your insinuations and flirting. “Then let’s go,” the boy suggests. “I wish to test myself against the soon to be fiercest warrior in the Seven Kingdoms.”

“Alright now, boys,” a stout older man with soft flesh under his chin speaks, stepping forward to intervene. He has white hair and large white whiskers which he’s impulsively tugging on as he speaks. “If you want to work up an appetite before the welcoming feast tonight, come with me.” The man bows to you. “Ser Rodrik Cassel, Your Grace. Master-at-arms of Winterfell.”

You and Robb follow the Northern knight deeper into the courtyard, where he and your various retainers assist in garbing you both in padded armor and giving you wooden swords with which to hack and slash at each other in a demonstration of your burgeoning martial skills.

The next Lord Paramount of the North and yourself take up positions opposite each other within a small, circular arena in the yard, where you presume the castle guards drill and spar. Dozens of spectators have already formed a second ring around the wooden boundaries in the midst of Winterfell’s sprawling courtyards, including both your mothers who stand beside one another and speak softly, too low and distant from where you stand to hear. Even some of the guards on the castle walls above begin neglecting their duties of maintaining a watch of the surroundings to get a look at the sanctioned fight from their high vantage points.

Robb looks pumped to cross blades with you and hopefully put you on your ass.

Rodrik Cassel clears his throat and then loudly shouts: “Begin!”

>Roll 1d100

>>4786967
We would totally have Tyrion on our side if it came down to a family feud though. Tywin would probably be trying to get everyone to sit the fuck down and Jaime would be sucking Cersei's farts.

Barring extenuating circumstances the Claimants would be a relatively beloved but secret homo and a relatively respected but dour asshole. Or if you don't want to consider our uncles, a pudgy little smoothbrain and an adorable but still female girl.

Joff is actually a really god choice since he stopped being a total schizo. Sorry, psycho, we're still schizophrenic.

>>4786962
It's not about that. It's about the Tyrells being the biggest inner threat to Lannister rule of the Seven Kingdoms. Olenna wanted Joffrey dead mainly for political reasons, because he was a Lannister and in the way of her goals, not because he was a little shit.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4786974

Also it's nice from sansafags ignoring that Starks also wanted to kill OG joffey. Maybe don't behave like spergs, then you won't be poisoned. Fucking simple.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4786974

>>4786976
>Olenna wanted Joffrey dead mainly for political reasons, because he was a Lannister and in the way of her goals, not because he was a little shit.
Cool story, bro, because Tywin and Cersei surely weren't in her way.

>>4786979
>>4786974

His 33 vs your 42.

So it's a close bout but you will come out ahead.

Anything you'd like to add to the scene, both during the fight and afterward, beyond simply winning?

>Write-in

>>4786974
lolol.
Well, if we can beat him we should, but be gracious.
If he beats us, we should still be gracious.
And then let's see if he can keep going for hours like we do.
We do ultimately want Rob and his family on our side. We should let him in on BobbyB's plans to join our families, so we're all better off "friendly" until we find out who's getting hitched.

>>4786985
see>>4786987

>>4786985
Gloat about how easy the fight was

>>4786985
We need to be good about it. Help him up. Tell him it was a good fight, because the score was close.

Then talk to him.

>>4786987
Yeah ask if he wants a rematch

>>4786987
Supporting

>>4786985
During the spar test how much strong and skilled we have grown so far.
If he gets on ground offer him an hand to get up and then ask him if he wants to continue. After that asks the other starks if they want to spar and do some chatting when we are all tired.

>>4786985
What >>4786987 said, but also include the phrase “risk it for the biscuit” in the mid-fight banter.

>>4786985
Be graceful in victory, we're here to make loyal pals who will stick with us. Plus Roderick is watching and he's gonna tell Ned what we're like.

>>4786987
>>4786995
This.
Then see if Jon Snow is around.

>>4786985
>during
Wink at Sansa and Arya

>after
Ask the hound how we did

>>4786975
Oh we're got other allies, but why not get another one who can't be bought to betray us.

>>4787002
I like the idea of asking the hound for his review

>>4786985
>>4786987
+1 I would say.
Also keep an eye on Bran.
Don't want the little shit to get towered yet.

>>4786985
>During
See if we can go for the disarm, that should make our skill evident.
>After
Be a gracious victor, flip our sweaty hair like we're in a boyband for the ladies present. We'll have to do this shirtless next time. Maybe propose a two-on-two. Us and Robb vs. Theon and Jon. Or something, I'm not married to sides.

>>4787002
Almost certainly "fat little boys playing with sticks. Cunts."

>>4786975
The only reason roberts bros had a chance at the throne was because
>joff and cersei completely fucked up with the north
>cersei slutting it up with her brother came to light
>evidence that joff was a bastard came out
>joff was a little faggot
So long as we maintain a good relationship with the north and keep cersei from being retarded(or we kill her), we won’t give anyone a reason to rebel. We already destroyed the most damning evidence against us

>>4787009
Then our response would be enourmous amounts or laughter and wheezing, and asking him to go drinking later tonight.

>>4787002
>Ask the hound how we did
>"Piss poor. Don't dance around so much and just gut whichever fuck you're fighting."
That's my guess.

>>4787002
>>4787005
>>4786985
I like the idea of getting Sandor's feedback.

>>4787009
And afterwards he eats all the chickens in Winterfell.

>>4786987
>be gracious
this

>>4787010
This. We need to be diplomatic.
>>4787002
Ask the hound for sure.

>>4786985
>Be gracious with Robb. It's a close match so let's see if there's anything we can learn from him
>Complement Ser Cassel on Robb's training
>Shoot a couple of smiles at Arya and Sansa (and Myrcella) while we fight
>Ask the Hound for his review

>>4786985
Wink at Myrcella after winning

>>4787054
+1

>>4787054
This'll work for me instead of mine >>4787007

>>4786976
You're just making shit up to justify your waifu

>>4787007
>>4787054
+1, we gotta make the ladies swoon.

>>4786985
kiss arya

>>4787077
Basado

>>4787069
I am, and you can't stop me

>>4787054
I'll back it

>>4787080
so everyone can just ignore your bullshit

>>4787054
+1

>>4786962
And you have to be brain dead to think she would tell the truth and not something that makes her seem good in regards to killing the king.

>>4787054
ye

>>4787089
>another retarded showfag
she never admits shit in the books

>>4786985

>>4786987
>>4787007
+1 to these.

>>4787080
Then you best believe you're going to cause spite voting.

Where are Cat and Cersei?

>>4787102
yeah retard cuz it has not gotten to that point yet.
Try rubbing your two braincells together to make a thought.

I mean do you really think that the lady who came to control one of the most powerful houses in Westeros will be happy having her daughter play second fiddle to some willful king, or ruling over the weak willed brother?

>>4787110
Kissing .... tehehehehehehehehehe

>>4787054
>>4786985
Support

>>4787114
Having loud and angry lesbian sex, they spilt the chamber pot accidentally while scissoring each other so now there is a very bad smell in Cat and Ned's bedchambers where they are doing it.

>>4787110
>including both your mothers who stand beside one another and speak softly, too low and distant from where you stand to hear.

>>4787118
Could you imagine ... haha

>>4787113
I think Cat is more of a reactionary than a player, and that she'll be fine with whatever the men in her life tell her to do. You saw it with Ned and you saw it with Rob.

>>4787118
Now that would be amusing.

>>4787113
She can't have her grandaughter ruling over anything with Tywin and Kevan alive and grooming Tommen to be a good king. She couldn't know they will be killed, so spare us your shitty show fanfiction.

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>>4787132
You could, you know, plot. The kind of thing powerful people do. Make a plan that unfolds over years not just a single thread.

>>4787139
>still fanfiction
ok

>>4787139
M'boi the only plot I know is the one I grow my beets on. Now pick up that shovel and chase the village retard away, he's chewing on the fence again.

>>4786987
+1

>>4787054
Supporting

Showfags have to be banned from quest.

what is happening, why are you fighting?

>>4787157
Absolutely

>>4787158
I hate braindead margfags who want to get us killed.

>>4787158
They want that Cersei/Cat fanfic and they want it now.

>>4787121
I'm blind. Got it. Sorry.

>>4787157
easy

anybody reply to this post with the correct sentence on page 29 line 12 of book 4 to prove they're a bookfag ID
if you fail to do this in the allotted time then clearly the anon does not have the books

>>4787163
>t. retarded showfag

>>4787158
One autist pissed off another autist. Unfortunately one of them frequents /pol/ or stole wojacks from s0iddit or twatter. This is the same as when anons were arguing about killing Gendry for no reason other than for spite. Its pathetic.

>>4787164
Based coomanon.

>>4787054
+1 (especially at Myrcella. Remind her who dispenses the headpats here)
Btw why does he get a +10 to his roll and we none? Are we that bad?

>>4787166
Dude what if people got their shit from a library and had to bring it back?

>>4787174
idk fuck the poor lmao

>>4787166
I only have a storm of swords on hand, would you like something from that?

>>4787158
Quick post more updates to distract them!

>>4787166
Too bothersome. They are easy to spot just like wojack posting schizo.

>>4787174
"You want the good girl, but you need the bad pussy" - Night King to FAegon on their wedding day with Euron being the one who weds them.

>>4787158
It's the 'tism mi'lord. Terrible thing it is! Once they start there's no stoppin'em

>>4787166
"He seldom slept beneath a castle roof, and never so far from the sea. “Comforts I shall..."

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>nobody actually has the books
everything becomes explain

>>4787174
If you are a burger go to a peaceful protest in black and go protest near the library. Ez.

We should advertise this quest on /got/ threads in /tv/ like WhatIs advertises his quest on /a/.

Also, who's up for a Theon SI rape quest on akun?

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THATS IT THE RAT GETS IT

>>4787188
alright everyone has to listen to this anon's opinions i think that's how it works now

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>>4787200
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>4787158
People refuse to filter users whose posts aren't worth reading

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STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING

>>4787200
I really hope it's not your rat, anon.

>>4787197
How do you walk around with a brain that big, anon? Damn.

>>4787173
We are supposed to be taller than him. The starks have a seething manlet moment in the books

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>>4787208
This is my rat

>>4787201
I graciously accept your fealty, Ser Anon.

>>4787215
yeah and that the moment is called game of thrones

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>>4787208
>>4787218
These are mine.

Looks like there's already a sort of Theon SI rape quest on akun. It has 100,000 words but it's on hiatus now.
Who knows, maybe it's Trick himself. What now?

>>4787240
Link please, for educational purposes

>>4787188
Are you the qm now?

>>4787240
Trick had a better Westeros rape quest. It's not even close.

>>4787249
LINK NAO

>>4787245
I'll let Trick carry on. If I were QM updates would be much less frequent. I only write fast under extreme deadlines.

>>4787251
I can't find it, pretty sure Trick ended up getting banned from Akun(which is where it was), but this happened a long time after I last spoke with him.

>>4787054
+1

https://fiction.live/stories/The-Iron-Price/r9PETjgJnnkWxfYng

No canon characters we've seen yet though.

>>4787261
How did Trick get banned from akun? Akun allows everything. Even loli if you say "she's actually 18-3000 years old". Did he write unironic loli rape porn?

>>4787218
I love Dragon Quest

so is Robb a pedo in this quest? because Myrcella is what, ten years old? kind of creepy flirting with a ten year old.

>>4787272
Yes I did.

And I also made a joke about having a quest with loli in it removed from akun, because the loli ban was never enforced.

And then my account got absolutely scrubbed from the internet and over 500,000 words of writing were destroyed by the same guy who ran My Brother's Machine and Dragon Slayer Quest so if you could all do me a favor and not participate in Dragon Slayer Quest and also downvote it on suptg if you could because fuck the QM who runs that shit.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=dragon+slayer


>>4787173
It's more like he gets a +40 and you get a +30, but there's no point to inflate the numbers.

>>4787272
Per the only person I played Velo-quest with and still talk to:

>He was such a shitposter he got banned from a porn quest site
>Because the mods hated his guts
>And he started putting the mods as character to get fucked
>In his quests

>>4787279
I will do that when the next update comes pink swear, I will even down vote the fate coomer quest if you update more frequently.

>>4787280

I made the QM of Dragon Slayer quest a pokemon in my pokemon smut quest.

He was a porygon

>>4787279
Did you end up doing lolishit? I remember when you were writing Mills in Westeros that was the only thing you refused to do.

>>4787283
You put way too much effort into that shit. I just tell people they're going to die crying and get on with my day.

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Immediately, the onlookers are cheering and whooping as you and Robb rush forward to clash your swords against one another at the center of the ring, the initial crash of wood nearly splintering your respective weaponry.

The younger squires and knights who came along with the King’s train chant your name and scream out mostly inaudible pointers from the sidelines, playing the roles of backseat swordsmen as you duel the Northerner.

The locals cheer for Robb as do his two younger brothers and sister Arya. You can hear Myrcella praising his prowess as well with every exchange that ends with the auburn-haired older boy having the upper hand in your contest. On the flipside, Sansa claps gracefully with every successful blow you deliver to her older brother, whereas Tommen simply shouts “Go Joffy!” to encourage your success.

While you don’t have much attention to spare not focusing on the fight, you do shoot Arya, Sansa and Myrcella smiles which border on flirtation throughout the confrontation. And only once are you punished for your distraction, Robb smacking you upside the head with his weapon.

“I’m the Stark you’re fighting, Your Grace,” he japes, “My sister can test her hand in the ring against you next if you’d prefer.” That brings a blush to your cheeks as well as Sansa’s and draws laughter from the crowd.

Mayhaps your somewhat taunting words earlier implicating how you wanted to bone his sister got the eldest of the Stark children a bit too heated, because his form feels passionate but ultimately sloppy as he aims to clumsily beat some humility into you with his fake wooden blade.

Not that you’re putting on your best performance either. You’ve drilled to the bone the whole way up here and never really got a real moment’s rest to recuperate. You’re also slightly tired from having rode on horseback to get here in comparison to your opponent who simply had to shave his face and take a bath to look and smell good for your arrival at his house.

Still, you feel proud of your massive improvement since the day you sparred against Ser Loras with Gendry’s assistance on your birthday. Your reaction time is far quicker as are your instincts for personal combat, watching the body language of your adversary for his next move so you can parry or dodge out of the way with the skillful grace of a dancer. You employ several of the techniques you developed practicing with Ser Jaime and while King Robert’s advice isn’t quite so helpful for your own form, the practice with the massive man did prepare you for an opponent utilizing his more impressive strength and size against you.

See, even though you’re taller than the Manlet in the North, he’s far thicker and more powerful, the bulging muscles granted to him by his teenage testosterone levels giving him an advantage over your far weaker preteen physicality.

>>4787286
Gods we were strong then. Does anyone have the old Mill quests archived somewhere?

>>4787290
no its lost like tears in rain along with several of my other quests.

All because I gave DM-Casual - QM of Dragon Slayer Quest - a little bit of shit.

>>4787292
God there's so much of this garbage. Was this before or after the cosmicwatcher qm stalking other qms bullshit?