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Another day, another dollar. Officially, you are the eighth Administrator of P-Company Sector Alpha-1's facility, tasked with the management and extraction of Abstraction Energy (A-Energy), the REFINEMENT of C-Extract, and the occasional producer of ICP-Energy, a rare byproduct of certain anomalous meltdowns.

Unofficially? You're a hopeless wreck who doesn't remember a single thing about himself and constantly leaks black tar caused by an unknown source, trying desperately to keep both himself and the facility operational. There was probably a way, way better person for the job but you know the saying. Someone has to do it.

And there's going to be carnage in your facility soon.

You had a long enough break. Time to get back into action, Administrator.

Quote from a R-Company executive when prompted on their company's old-fashioned values, such as their primitive weapons and distrust of anomalies and anomalous equipment:

"All of the shit this City uses to kill...acid rounds that eat your flesh, anomalous cognitohazards that melt your brain, the freezing cold that haunts every inch of it...it's no good. It's all impersonal. No sticking your neck out, no eyes of a fellow human to stare at as you die."

"The old way...with a revolver! You see, that way's better. They die better that way. A man should die knowing that he could fight back. That his life needed effort to take."

"Death ain't something you should seek. But it should at least be a good, proper death."

Archive: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Coffee%20Addiction
Pastebins: https://pastebin.com/WN1WHjVQ (comprehensive, if long, overview of the rules and information you have on hand), https://pastebin.com/Wdqkbqzk (contains employee stats in a hopefully condensed manner), https://pastebin.com/6iSnXMQ6 (Quick recap of the misc actions of last thread and how assigning work orders works)
Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/j8TaPWbTRqQ
Twitter (To pester me about not uploading on time or at all): https://twitter.com/OverseerQm
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[CONNECTION: SEARCHING…CONNECTION: SEARCHING….]
[ADMINISTRATOR: CONNECTED TO]
[WELCOME BACK.]

God, your head is fucking throbbing. You’re not sure at all what caused you to enter that long, long daydream. The black tar at the back of your mouth is infinitely thicker than it was before. You’re…going to take the next hour slowly. Get back into things. Starting with checking on your employees.

>Update M that less-than-lethal is very much off the table regarding the R-Company raid, and of the 'updates' made with Star and Sense.
Administrator --> M
ADMINISTATOR: So, turns out the whole "less-than-lethal" thing isn't exactly something we can do anymore.
ADMINISTATOR: They're out for blood. I also might have some "updates" to make about Star and Sense.
MONIFAMONEY: Okay, the first one's not bad, I HAVE been messing around with some leftover explosives.
MONIFAMONEY: But what exactly do you mean by "update"?
ADMINISTATOR: I may or may not have gotten the assistance of two of our anomalies.
MONIFAMONEY: Oh lord above. I was planning around the Knight at most but the Magician and CRT?
MONIFAMONEY: Christ. I don't know much about the TV but whatever it might do is probably gonna stab us in the back.
ADMINISTATOR: Admittedly, it could've gone better. But it's too late to go back now.
MONIFAMONEY: I'll probably need another Security squad to keep an eye on those chucklefucks. Thank god you have surplus.

You check up on her on the cameras. What you didn't expect to see was her attaching what appears to be three or four flashbangs clumped together with that old improvised explosive you got stuck together to one of the many corners of the second floor.
>Traps have been set across the facility. A list will be sent to you when the Invasion happens for you to activate on command.

>Pray that our choices last hour won't come back to bite us too badly.
You know, you wonder if the Father actually exists. Is he an anomaly? Is he just the hopeful wishes of a hopeless city? Is he literally just some dude working at N-Company? Whoever he is, you silently clasps your hands together and pray. You don't really know the proper rituals or specific wording, so...you make due with then next best thing.

"whoever the fuck you are please don't make this bite me in the ass too badly father o lord please"

[HOPELESS WRECK] WE DON'T NEED TO CRY TO FUCKING SKY DADDY-O! WE'RE A BIG BOY WITH BIG BRICHES, WE FUCKED OUR WAY OUT OF WORSE SITUATIONS!
[BOUND BY DUTY] However futile your prayer was...you feel better. But not by much.

>Occasionally, your traits will speak up to offer their own narration, automatic thoughts and logical paradigms that they operate off of. Agree, disagree or follow through with them on your own discretion.

>Tell I to go rest if she isn't already
Checking up on the dorms, Isabelle is dead asleep on one of the many cheap and shoddy beds. Good for her, good for her. She deserves it after all of the work you put her through.
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>B, what’s the operational status of the broken Warden in storage?
Administrator --> B
ADMINISTATOR: Bill, have you been working on the broken Warden? How is the status of it?
BALLBREAKER: Ah! You mean my little pet project?
BALLBREAKER: It's all kinds of fucked up! In an interesting way, but that's besides the point.
BALLBREAKER: Been stuffing all sorts of junk in there. As they say, the more the merrier.
ADMINISTATOR: That doesn't answer the question.
BALLBREAKER: It's going to work, trust me, sir! Ain't gonna be killing any anomalies but it'll be up and running soon! Thing's pretty bulletproof but it's slow as hell, good for cover at most.
BALLBREAKER: Just a heads up, though. That weird Spammy Tom guy has been pestering me about modifying him with the spare junk I tore out of it.
ADMINISTATOR: Are you considering it?
BALLBREAKER: I ain't gonna fuck with him unless you tell me to, sir.

>Check how A2 is doing with that QUALITY COFFEE we got her
Administrator A2
ADMINISTATOR: Adama?
ANAZINGADAMA: Administrator?
ADMINISTATOR: Coffee.
ANAZINGADAMA: Coffee!
ADMINISTATOR: Alright, before the collective brain cells and whatever DNA we share disintegrates.
ADMINISTATOR: How was the QUALITY COFFEE? Thought you deserved from, sister from a different mister.
ANAZINGADAMA: Never fucking say that again.
ANAZINGADAMA: Also this expresso stuff your AI pal sent? Primo shit, fucking primo. Feels like sex on my tongue.
ADMINISTATOR: Crass much?
ANAZINGADAMA: Oh, shut it. You gotta give me some more of this shit, I’ll work twice as hard as you ever would.
ADMINISTATOR: Oh, you better. If we don’t produce enough energy, I might have to send away my good coffee as a down payment.
ANAZINGADAMA: I will break into your office and gut you if that precious stuff gets shipped.
ADMINISTATOR: Fair enough.

A small smile cracks across your old, tired face. It’s like talking to a younger version of yourself but a bit less…hm. Does she like fire as much as you do? Regardless, she seems to be having a blast now.

>Employee A2's morale is at an all time high!

>Notify G2 about what Admin experienced (Anomalous Insight) when meeting Velvet personally, and relate that to the apparition seen with Velvet and the few snippets she's mentioned.
Administrator --> G2
ADMINISTATOR: I wish to discuss the work order we both did on Velvet.
GLADTOHELP: Go on.
ADMINISTATOR: It's hard to explain it but I get glimpses of what an anomaly is thinking.
ADMINISTATOR: I recall fractured snippets. Guess anomaly thoughts are too hard to directly understand.
ADMINISTATOR: During the meeting we had with her, there was a voice, masculine, probably mid to late 40s.
ADMINISTATOR: Calling her a dirty whore or something. Wench was the term, I think. Was real fucking pissed.
ADMINISTATOR: He was dealing with something? Part of me thinks it’s that weird apparition. Keep hearing things about bottles shattering, fires. What do you make of it?
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GLADTOHELP: It’s…conflicting information, to say the least. Very violent attitude from the apparition. Clear prior connection. Distrust or fear of the husband.
GLADTOHELP: She’s supposed to be something of a higher class, yet possible previous association with someone who talks more lower class.
GLADTOHELP: Those two men we know about, she clearly fears the hell out of them. But they’re different kinds of fear.
GLADTOHELP: She fears the husband because she sees him as a threat. She fears the other out of denial, of repression. She doesn’t want to remember or see him.
GLADTOHELP: Best to try digging into her relationship with them. Best lead we have so far.
GLADTOHELP: One last thing. Isn’t it suspicious how only a few hours after you visited her, the apparition appeared? Considering the reports I’ve heard of you fighting in combat...
ADMINISTATOR: The hell does that mean?
GLADTOHELP: Who knows. Good luck with figuring her out, sir.

Huh. Are you the type to remind someone of a bottle throwing maniac? Maybe…god, how old are you? You don’t even remember your birthday. Regardless, it’s better than nothing, so you’ll keep this new information in memory.

>Update Velvet’s Security Procedures: She cares about her reputation, so be careful and respectful unless stated otherwise. Do not accidentally dishonor her.
Respect, honor, all things someone of nobility would want. Or someone’s impression of what nobility wants. Noted.

>Have Kor looked over by medical. Make sure they are aware of what happened to him, and the subsequent oddities (including Shot's reaction to him).
>Get Employee N some medical assistance for his burns from Velvet from before, if he hasn't already done so
>Give Demon's Tooth to Delta. He deserves it.
Might as well check up on your medbay while you're at it. It’s still as hectic and as busy as you remember it being, what with two of your employees functionally being resigned solely for medbay duty. Employee E and S are tending N’s wounds, while Employee A is busy dealing with Kor.

In the background, you can see Delta cuddling the demon’s tooth. Reminds you of a Harvester hugging a maggot, tender love for something that doesn’t really warrant such fixation. Hopefully he doesn’t become too attached to it.

“C’mon, Arthur, it’s not that big of a deal.” Kor waves a hand at Employee A. The halo-adorned boy doesn’t respond, only gesturing to Kor to sit down on a nearby chair. With some hesitation he does so.

“I’m sorry, Administrator’s orders. Rather not take any risks.” A pulls up his PDA, which you quickly send over the information involving Shot and the “got violently stabbed by an anomaly’s tendril” incident, along with the other oddities.

It's hard to tell with how grainy the footage can be, even with the upgrade to your camera system, but you don't recall Kor smiling this much. Or sweating as much.

[HOPELESS WRECK] REMINDS YOU OF MEAT SWEATS.
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“Overboss this, Admon that. Why worry about what he says?” Kor's toothy smile widens. His teeth look…off, even for a Heartripper. You’re used to their teeth being pointy like daggers. Why do they look so dull?

“Right. Whatever you say, we got to do a physical examination.” Employee A grabs some nearby equipment, including a stethoscope, a thermometer, and a few syringes and begins to work. Kor sits idly, still smiling. Employee E quickly joins after helping S with dressing N’s wounds.

A few minutes pass by without much of note. Stethoscope doesn’t seem to result in anything abnormal, the thermometer seems to work. You think it might’ve just been paranoia before you notice something weird on A’s hand. Something wet and slimy is on it, with a peachy-pink hue to it.

A and E look at the slime before looking back at Kor. There’s a slight imprint on his arm where A’s hand was previously.

“Uh!” E's normally upbeat synthesizer has a notable wobble to it. “N-needle time, it’ll hurt for a bit.”

She grabs a syringe and sticks it into Kor’s arm…and it sinks. Not just the needle, but part of the barrel too. The syringe is wading through the arm like it’s a semi-solid sludge. When E pulls it out, a notable hole is left in Kor’s arm, same size as the syringe’s barrel.

“Whoops!” Kor looks at the hole and slowly smooths it out. You didn’t see any bone or muscle, just meat putty. “That’s not how bodies work!” His grin grows even wider. His teeth are…for a lack of a better term? Floppy. He pushes them back into place as the meat putty he's made out of slowly fills in the hole.

Employee A quickly steps back while E rushes over to get disinfectants for the halo-adorned human. "Shit! Shit, I swore he was fine a few hours ago!"

[HOPELESS WRECK] SHIT! HE’S MELTING, BOSS! MELTING LIKE MARGARET MOTHERFUCKING HAMILTON! NO! NO! KILL THE FUCKING THING BEFORE IT KILLS US! WE'VE GOT ENOUGH BLOOD ON OUR HANDS ALREADY.

[BOUND BY DUTY] Dangerous, but compromised? Uncertain. The loyalty of the meat men and women is high. We may lose an employee, but not an asset. Introduce him to the others.

Well, fuck. At least this confirms how the anomaly has that weird army now. How the hell are you doing to deal with Kor now?

>[HOPELESS WRECK] Kill him. Get security in here, execute him before he can possibly spread the infection. No risks taken.
>[BOUND BY DUTY] Have G2 examine his mental state. If he's like the other meat men and women, introduce him to the army.
>Send over Security to Shot’s cell. Perhaps you can convince Shot to revert this, willingly or forcefully.
>Too much uncertainty. Keep him quarantined until you have more info.
>Write In (What?)

(Welcome back. Sorry for the major, major delay. Instead of dumping everything in one giant post, the posts from last hour will be split into two sections. It's recommended to read the archive of last thread at least.)
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I am glad you are alive and safe and not flaked and not suffered other stupid fates that befall QMs in this line of memery
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>>5433687
Nah, none of those things. It was genuinely just burn out and a lack of motivation until recently. This /qst/ is the most writing I've done for, fuck, anything in a while. It's an ebb and flow thing and I'm in a flow state. Hopefully for a while.
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>>5433682
I've got work, so I can't exactly make a big post in response to all that. I'll probably only get to it tomorrow, maybe. Good thing /qst/ is so slow
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He's back.
>Split security team
>Send half to convince Shot using R Company raid as justification (ALL HANDS ON DECK) and, at the very least, ask if the transformation is contagious
>Send other half with employee G2 to examine mental state
>Keep employees A and E on standby/within quarantine nearby
If too complex, just narrow it to
>Send over Security to Shot’s cell. Perhaps you can convince Shot to revert this, willingly or forcefully.
Little comment about Harvester and maggots tickles me.
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>>5433682
You're back! And I forgot most of the employees.
>Too much uncertainty. Keep him quarantined until you have more info.
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>>5433682
Happy to see you back Overseer!
>Send over Security to Shot’s cell. Perhaps you can convince Shot to revert this, willingly.
If not willing
>[BOUND BY DUTY] Have G2 examine his mental state. If he's like the other meat men and women, introduce him to the army.
Unless this negatively affects our employees morale.
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>>5433682
Yoooo it's this cool quest, time to check out the archive and see what I've missed.
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THE RETURN OF THE KING
AWWW YEAAAAAAH
I'm probably going to abstain on voting while I reread every last thread. I remember the highlights seeing as I was there since day 1, but such glory deserves to be recognized once more.

Godspeed, Overseer.
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>>5433671
>You had a long enough break. Time to get back into action, Administrator.
You're alive! I thought for sure you were gone for good.
It's going to take a while to shake the rust off.

>Occasionally, your traits will speak up to offer their own narration, automatic thoughts and logical paradigms that they operate off of.
You've unlocked: Voices In My Head!
We are the pinnacle of sanity.

>[BOUND BY DUTY] However futile your prayer was...you feel better. But not by much.
If he does exist, maybe it'll help. If he doesn't, it didn't cost us anything to try.

>Hopefully he doesn’t become too attached to it.
Maybe we should learn from I(?)'s obsession with the gun and let him carry it around for long periods.

>>5433682
>Too much uncertainty. Keep him quarantined until you have more info.
Then
>Send over Security to Shot’s cell. Perhaps you can convince Shot to revert this, willingly or forcefully.
Shot is ... difficult to work with. We need to talk things over with him, figure out why he did this, get him to not do it without our permission, and ideally reverse it.
I'd be ok with offering one of the other disposables if he's reluctant to fix Kor; he's is part of that band of misfits, right?

We're obviously going to have to add some new procedures for dealing with Shot; worst comes to worst, only disposables will be allowed in his cell, and they will be executed if he tries to convert them.
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>>5435814
+1
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>Send over Security to Shot’s cell. Perhaps you can convince Shot to revert this, willingly or forcefully
>Too much uncertainty. Keep him quarantined until you have more info.

Okay. Okay, you can fix this. You're the Administrator, you're supposed to fix things like this! First thing's first:

Administrator --> Medical Staff
ADMINISTATOR: Get his ass away from everyone else. I don't care how. Try to keep him from melting on you. Now.
01000101: Sir yes sir!
amazingsights: yeah yeah no complaints here father above he keepS SMILING GET HIM TO STOP
WHITESNOWFALL: I don't want to clean more gunk off the floor. We'll get him to an empty room.

Yeah, looking at the camera, that weird smile Kor is giving to you is creeping you out. Even as another chunk of his face falls to the floor, he doesn't even flinch. He's promptly escorted out by several of your androids (E and O) and A. You're not sure if he can infect metal but better safe than sorry.

Administrator --> M
ADMINISTATOR: Shot is doing some infection shit, need sec to try pressuring him.
MONIFAMONEY: Alright. I'll send all available personnel. Are the infected personnel restrained?
ADMINISTATOR: Only one is infected, so yes.
MONIFAMONEY: Understood.

Security quickly rushes down to the third floor where you're containing the anomaly. In addition to their regular outfit and vests, various pieces of cardboard are taped on their arms and legs as a makeshift extra layer of defense. You assume this is the best response they have after Monifa told them about an infection risk.

One of the female meat soldiers looks up at the approaching sec officers. "Do you have the new recruit with you?"

Felix (Employee F, someone who seems to faintly recognize you) scoffs as he waves his service weapon. "No. In fact, there's a bit of an issue we have with your 'recruit.'"

"Issue?" The solider lightly giggles. "It's recruitment, sill-"

Jack (Employee J, F's brother, does not care for his safety) steps up towards the solider, cutting her off. "Look. We're not going to be playing fucking games here. We need to talk to your boss, now."

"We only allow those who are authorized by the Administrator through work orders." The soldier's smile widens far too wide, just like Kor's. "Please leave. This is a restricted area."

Ranger Zero (Former R-Corp employee) points at the camera, which you are currently watching through. "He literally sent us here. We need to talk."

The meat soldier pretends to understand and nods. "What's the issue?"

"T-the issue? Your meatball is fucking melting someone! We need that shit reverted!" J waves his hands around in a flurry.

Zero scoffs. "And why him? Without approval? Boss is soft on you guys, he would've given you some random D if you wanted more firepower."

The soldier's face suddenly twists and curls in on itself before a familiar voice comes out of it. A more masculine, commanding voice. "Nah." Seems like the soldier is gonna be Shot's proxy.
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"I respect him. Truly do. But I got eyes and ears, I can hear shit is going to go down. People will die if we don't get more firepower. I don't think any of you want to die a pointless death. Boy's better off being one of us. A soldier, to protect you."

"Look, we want to work with you." Felix shakes his head. "Better for both of us. But we need you to revert it. Boss' orders."

"No can do, sunny." Shot shuts down the offer almost instantly. "Needs of the many over the needs of the few. He's the few." Shit, you were hoping he would've been a bit more open. But...this might prove a chance to understand him more.

"We need to show them that we're better. That we care for our people. That we actually bother to protect humanity from monsters, Company and Anomaly alike. We're nothing like those soulless freaks."

[BOUND BY DUTY] This isn't a breach attempt, at least actively. He only has the potential to do so.
[HOPELESS WRECK] THIS ASSHOLE ACTUALLY THINKS HE'S HELPING! FUCKING HELPING?! YOU SHOULD'VE FUCKING KILLED HIM WHEN YOU FIRST MET HIM! MEATBALL MOTHERFUCKER.
[HOPELESS WRECK] WAIT. SHIT.
[BOUND BY DUTY] Remember now? There's another factor to consider: is Kor infectious?

You quickly type out that question out to the others. They get the hint real fucking quick.

"Okay, look, sure. Whatever. Kor's fucked. Please don't tell me that meat slime is gonna...recruit others?" The question makes the Proxy blink. It looks up at the ceiling, as if trying to search for something, before taking a deep sniff.

"Hrm. Metal's no good. Halo boy's too sanctified." The proxy states. That's all the response you're getting out of Shot, apparently, but it's obvious what it meant. After the shrug, the soldier twitches before speaking in her normal tone of voice.

"Please leave unless it is for a work order!"

Shit. Okay, so if you want to get Kor reverted you're probably going to use some force. As you process what to do, you quickly check up on some of the clogged up misc orders.

>Assign D-4U9US7US to interact with the [REDACTED] and see what happens. They are also one of the D-Class that nothing is known about.

Employee Z (Loud, boisterous android) is dragging a decrepit looking old man out of the D-Containment cell with a bit too much force on their way to Security Storage, with Employee M following behind for pretty obvious reasons.

"TOUCH THE THING." Employee Z barks out as he points at the general area of the cube. "I THINK THERE'S A TRIANGLE HERE. OR IS IT A CIRCLE?"

"It's not white, at least." Your HoS shrugs.

"Shut up, shut up, I heard you." D-4U9U croaks out faintly. "Touch the weird air. Understood." He slowly walks over to where the bizarre cube is. He fumbles his right arm in the air, keeping his other on his walking cane.

When his hand eventually grazes it, you see him jolt back in pain. A spark trails from the palm of his hand as he pulls back. A green handprint is visible on the cube now.
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D-4U9U suddenly starts muttering something under his breath as the spark slithers up his arm. A faint green glow is visible in the white of his eyes.

"COCKY ASSHOLES COCKY COCKY R BOYS ARE OLD FASHIONED SMUG. COUNT TO FIVE EVERY THIRTY SECONDS, DODGE LEFT AT 0." Smoke leaks from his ears before he slumps to the floor. The fingernails on his right arm are cracking now.

>Trait Added!
>D-4U9U - [EXPUNGED] (Willpower and Mental Protection will permanently drain over time, Observe++, Presence++)
>12 A-Energy added!

As the two employees drag the now knocked out D-Class out of storage, you see another message carved on its surface
"TRANSACTION COMPLETED. EXHAUSTED FOR THE DAY. DO NOT HATE [REDACTED]."

>See if B, D, K, L, D-W01FY, or anyone else has any idea/interest in turning RBA's bones/skull into something useful (weapons? armor? utility items?).

A handful of your employees are busy tinkering away in the first floor's storage room, examining the bones of the monster you slayed. A part of you wants to argue with itself on storing some bones in your room but you might as well see what's left before picking that battle.

Employee D (An art critic) and D-W01FY (A feminine man fascinated by the morbid) are taking a look at the more aesthetically pleasing parts of the body, Employee B (Your mechanic) and K (???) are testing out the physical durability of it, and L (Harvester, knows her way around a body) is...just gnawing on one of the bones.

Like a rabid dog.

A few other employees come in and out but those are the main five. After what feels like only a few seconds, you get swarmed by several messages, all telling you what they've figured out and what they recommend doing with the bones

>DEXTERPHANTOM: The bones have a similar vibration I had when looking at Matthew Borrelli's "Before the War". A parotic and motivating work of art.
>DEXTERPHANTOM: Perhaps grinding up the bones and inhaling them will instill that deep loyalty into the consumer.

>D-W01FY: Somehow, these things are freaking me out more than when he was alive.
>D-W01FY: I think if you modify these enough, you could use them to deter weak willed anomalies or people away from specific areas.

>BALLBREAKER: Took about five solid whacks with my hammer to even make a crack! Pretty sure they could eat a bullet too!
>k8: You can not kill what is dead. We can modify current armor with fragments to boost protectiveness.
>BALLBREAKER: Or we can carve some helmets out of it! Add some horns and they'll scare the shit outta anyone nearby!
>cecidimus: just crack some of the bone fragments off and you'll have enough for a couple knives or rough clubs.

By your rough estimate, you have enough bones to do two of these suggestions while having enough left over for personal enjoyment, to remember RBA, and/or for any future uses you might have done the line. What do you want to create?
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By your rough estimate, you have enough bones to do two of these things while having enough left over for personal enjoyment, to remember RBA, and/or for any future uses you might have done the line. What do you want to create?

>Patriotic Snuff x6. Ground up bone power that is consumed nasally or orally. Permanently increases the base morale and obedience of selected employee
>NO UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL x2. Fragments of bone carved with esoteric runes. Anomalies and invaders tend to avoid passing through areas affected by it.
>Demonic Reinforcement. All of your Stab Resistant Vests (7) are turned into Hells Angels Vests (Offer light heat, acid, and electrical resistance alongside current physical protection)
>Devil Horns x3. Helmets carved out of bones, makes the wearer pretty damn frightening (Physical Protection+, Presence++, stacks with most other armors)
>Hell's Fang x2. Sharp fang-like swords that slice through flesh like nothing else. (FOR++, ignores non-anomalous Physical Protection. Potential additional bonuses when affected by American Spirit)
>Set them aside. Perhaps a research department would make better use of them.
>Double down on one choice (Which one? Doubles the amount made if applicable.)
>You got your own ideas...(Write in.)

And what do you want to do with Kor and the uncooperative Shot?
>Tell Shot that you'll keep Kor quarantined and execute any future "recruits" unless he plays by your rules. Update the procedures accordingly.
>[BOUND BY DUTY] Tell him that what Kor was before he was infected helped the facility far more than his current state. Try to appeal to him with its own logic. Perhaps even offer a compromise to allow recruits when absolutely necessary.
>[HOPELESS WRECK] Tell him that if he wants to be a brat, you won't let him help or protect the facility and attempting to do so will be considered a breach. See if he's willing to die on this hill.
>Just cut your losses and let him have Kor, he's not that important. Update the procedures to avoid future contamination.
>Write in (What?)

(After this vote and Sense's interaction with you directly, we should be back to doing regular work orders. I waited a day more than I normally would've to let previous voters realize I'm not dead and to read the archive to refresh their memories.)

(I'll try to aim for a day and a half or two day voting periods otherwise.)
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It might be worth trying to...
>Cut a deal with Shot. Whatever invaders he manages to put down are his to convert, but only if he stops all current infections and agrees not to convert any employees without permission. If he fails to comply, he'll lose access to higher quality materials; as an officer, he should be aware of the value in an opportunity to pick and choose recruits.
>[BOUND BY DUTY] "Don't go shooting yourself in the foot, now. Trust and teamwork go hand in hand."
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The potential bonus interaction for Hell's Fang makes me very, very interested. Ignoring non-anomalous defenses is also an incredible boon, considering it's almost guaranteed that R-Corp goons will have some hefty gear on hand.
>Hell's Fang x2
>Save the rest for Research Dept.
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>>5436586
>NO UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL x2. Fragments of bone carved with esoteric runes. Anomalies and invaders tend to avoid passing through areas affected by it.
>Devil Horns x3. Helmets carved out of bones, makes the wearer pretty damn frightening (Physical Protection+, Presence++, stacks with most other armors)
Better than Demonic Reinforcement because they'll stack with better armor we'll hopefully procure someday.

>[BOUND BY DUTY] Tell him that what Kor was before he was infected helped the facility far more than his current state. Try to appeal to him with its own logic. Perhaps even offer a compromise to allow recruits when absolutely necessary.

I appreciated the short employee blurbs, thanks!
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>>5436586
>Set them aside. Perhaps a research department would make better use of them.
Fucc, I want them all. I wonder what would happen if we imbued Patriotic Snuff with the TV.

>[BOUND BY DUTY] Tell him that what Kor was before he was infected helped the facility far more than his current state. Try to appeal to him with its own logic. Perhaps even offer a compromise to allow recruits when absolutely necessary.
I don’t mind Kor being temporarily drafted in the meantime, but he should be released after the emergency has passed. The invading R-Company Task Force? You can recruit from those unable to be saved traditionally.

Shot is gonna be an interesting anomaly to deal with.

>Update R-Company Invasion Procedures- COUNT TO FIVE EVERY THIRTY SECONDS, DODGE LEFT AT 0
>Reward D-4U with the best of Art’s meals.

>>5436682
You gotta admit, Hells Angels Vests sound rad as all hell.
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>>5436558
>"No can do, sunny." Shot shuts down the offer almost instantly. "Needs of the many over the needs of the few. He's the few." Shit, you were hoping he would've been a bit more open.
Balls.
I'm willing to write off Kor, as much as this blatant disrespect grates. But from here on out in person visits are going to have to be restricted to Disposables and androids. Further, any infected will be cremated.
I don't mind feeding him disposables once in a while to placate him, but he's gotta go through us first.

>COUNT TO FIVE EVERY THIRTY SECONDS, DODGE LEFT AT 0.
So they'll be pulling their punches? That's something, at least.
>>D-4U9U - [EXPUNGED] (Willpower and Mental Protection will permanently drain over time, Observe++, Presence++)
Aaand this is why we use disposables for this sort of thing. Maybe once he's a mindless husk Flesh can make use of him?

>>5436586
hmm. I'm torn. NAP would be great for controlling flow during defensive operations, but those are fairly rare. The armor upgrade would be great, as we've been short on defensive equipment aside from the baseline stuff. The horns call to me for being very on-brand for RBA, and they'd help in managing Shot. The potential for synergy in the Fang is alluring.
I think I'll go with
>Hell's Fang x2
The synergy potential is too good to pass up.
Devil Horns x3

>[BOUND BY DUTY] Tell him that what Kor was before he was infected helped the facility far more than his current state. Try to appeal to him with its own logic. Perhaps even offer a compromise to allow recruits when absolutely necessary.
and this
>[BOUND BY DUTY] "Don't go shooting yourself in the foot, now. Trust and teamwork go hand in hand."
>Update the procedures to avoid future contamination.
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>>5436852
>I'm willing to write off Kor, as much as this blatant disrespect grates. But from here on out in person visits are going to have to be restricted to Disposables and androids. Further, any infected will be cremated.
I don't mind feeding him disposables once in a while to placate him, but he's gotta go through us first.
scratch this for now; I forgot to remove it after adding the vote option.
This will be my backup option if Shot digs his heels in on the matter, though.
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>>5436586
>Hell's Fangs x2
>NO UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL x2
Deterrence is needed, and interactions intrigue me. Good fun with body parts having power.

>>5436852
>[BOUND BY DUTY] Tell him that what Kor was before he was infected helped the facility far more than his current state. Try to appeal to him with its own logic.
>[BOUND BY DUTY] "Don't go shooting yourself in the foot, now. Trust and teamwork go hand in hand."

Fellas, I don't feel good about letting this Shot guy get more converts. I suppose I lack trust, but those are more bodies he can throw at us if we piss him off proper. We can compromise and throw him a third of the corpses, keep him manageable if he wants to breach.
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>>5436586
>Hell's Fang x2
>NO UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL x2
and then
>[BOUND BY DUTY] Tell him that what Kor was before he was infected helped the facility far more than his current state. Try to appeal to him with its own logic.
>[BOUND BY DUTY] "Don't go shooting yourself in the foot, now. Trust and teamwork go hand in hand."
>Update the procedures to avoid future contamination.
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>>5437101
>Fellas, I don't feel good about letting this Shot guy get more converts.
I'm the same, honestly. While conceptually I don't mind throwing him the occasional Disposable, in practice that would mean over time his threat to us would grow.
And while he's not hostile at this point, he does very much work to his own agenda, which seems to often be not aligned with our own. If our threat level doesn't rise with his, I could easily see him deciding to take matters into his own hands.

>We can compromise and throw him a third of the corpses
This would be a little difficult to implement, as the people that die during refinement don't generate bodies, and we're already running through Disposables at a prestigious rate trying to keep Flesh satisfied.
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>>5437148
Well, Flesh refused to work with D-class going forward...
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>>5436586
>amnesia
>the administrator is suddenly hearing voices that interact with eachother
What if you didn’t lose your memory? What if something on the surface came and stored it all away. For you to slowly open one box at a time. So you can *choose* which parts to keep. Keep almost none of it. Only the flowers on the windowsill. Only the distant sound of a radio. Lose all the actors, the dark shadows, leave only the still lifes, the blissful distant wash of waves. If everybody knew -- you never did. She’ll be coming soon. That is all.

Kor & Shot
>[BOUND BY DUTY] Tell him that what Kor was before he was infected helped the facility far more than his current state. Try to appeal to him with its own logic. Perhaps even offer a compromise to allow recruits when absolutely necessary.
>Hell's Fangs x2
>NO UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL x2
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>Hell's Fang: mxP, 9uc, m0e, nB1, THu
>Devil Horns: f3l, 9uc
>NO UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL: f3l, THu, m0e, nB!
>Skip one: mxP
>Skip all: B4d

Hell's Fang and NO UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL are in the majority, that's what you'll be ordering them to make.

And it's clear what the unanimous consensus is, with everyone is going for both [BOUND BY DUTY] choices (one write-in, one default). Locking in the votes now.

>>5437917
Good thing Red Blooded American is dead enough. I'm not sure how much he would like you mentioning the Commie Game™
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>>5437944
>calls Disco Elysium a commie game
>when you can be a woke moralist or enemy fascist or all about the money too
RBA would still cry his heart out at points. He'd be all in on Physique and more into Psyche than Motorics
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>Hell’s Fang and NO UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL
>[BOUND BY DUTY] Tell him that what Kor was before he was infected helped the facility far more than his current state. Try to appeal to him with its own logic. Perhaps even offer a compromise to allow recruits when absolutely necessary.

You quickly send out the order for what you want made out of the bones. The five employees you assigned start chipping away and you can expect them to be done by Hour 5. It’s currently Hour 3.

However, that’s not the important matter here.

You flip your camera to Shot’s containment cell. It’s just as you remembered seeing it, flesh covering wall to wall, floor to ceiling. With a giant ball of rancid pulsating meat sitting in the middle. God, you almost feel a smidge of pity for whoever ran this place before you. But then you remembered that this is one of their mistakes.

Nevertheless, it’s your job to clean up at this point. You tap your microphone. Feedback echoes through the cell. A tendril pops up from the floor and sniffs towards the corner of the room with your camera.

“Anomaly.”

“You know my nam-” The anomaly starts to speak but you quickly interrupt.

“I do. There’s a reason I’m not saying it now. Your actions are hampering operations far more than it helps.

“Sunny, sonny, what part of having more firepower is a bad thing? This facility matters more than the life of one man.” The flesh coating the walls undulates slowly and deliberately.

You’re almost in disbelief in how anomalies think. You flip your camera over for a quick look at Kor. Half of his fucking face is about to fall off. You need to get this through to him quickly.

“Look, I’m not the best at keeping track of thirty plus odd employees but Kor’s not gonna boost your firepower at all. He’s a non-combatant who harvests byproducts from other anomalies.” You state, bluntly.

The undulating stops. The tendril tilts to the side in apparent confusion. “What? Non-combatant? Nonsense, anyone can be a combatant given the right leadership. And is his previous position that important?"

You slowly rub a hand down the left side of your face. “Yes. Look. We’re on the same page, we both want to protect the facility, right? And if we don’t want to step on each other’s toes, it would be wise to help each other out and to trust each other.

You slowly sip from your cup of coffee. “That’s why I don’t want you shooting yourself in the foot now. What’s more beneficial to your army, one lousy untrained employee…or a handful of R-Corp soldiers?”

The tendril twists in on itself, processing your words as if it’s receiving new information. Did it seriously not think about that?

“If you stop the current infection and avoid converting other employees without prior permission, I’ll allow you this. Whatever invaders you kill and we can’t save, you get to keep."
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If a D-class dies and we can recover the body, we might toss it into you. You work with us, we work with you.”

[BOUND BY DUTY] “As an officer, you should know the value of an opportunity to pick and choose recruits.”

There’s silence. Neither of you move a muscle. You’re planning on contingencies in case he doesn’t budge, trying to process which disposables and androids would best work for him…when a tendril reluctantly waves at the camera.

“Frigid bitch would've fed me five employees by now. But I can see the value in your suggestion. This…temporary agreement will work for now.” You squint. Temporary? “I'll halt the recruitment of the non-combatant for now. There will be better choices."

You flip your camera back to Kor. The manic, melting smile has vanished. His flesh seems a bit more solid now. When he looks down at his half-solid hands and fingers, it takes Emily (your nurse Android) and Arthur (Anomalously blessed employee) holding him down to prevent him from trying to rip at himself.

>Kor's infection has halted. He'll slowly recover with proper medical care.

"I'll keep you to your word. Trust goes both ways, Administrator. I value the protection of this facility at all costs. I do not want you to harm the employees residing in it."

You want so badly to tell him that he's the whole reason why Kor is being harmed in the first place, fuck, you're pretty sure he has permanent damage as is. Does the anomaly even know it was harming Kor? Does it even mean what it's saying?

But this is better than nothing. Even if this thing's logic seems faulty and illogical. Wants to protect the facility yet is willing to harm the staff...

"The same to you, Shot. I see you have kept your end of the bargain with Kor. Let's hope we do not need another discussion like this again."

"Agreed." Shot fires back.

This is probably the best you're going to get for now. Kor isn't literally melting and you reeled in Shot somewhat. All you can do is move on to the next task and hope.

>Award the winner of the Tournament with the Champion Belt (who was it again?)
Holy shit, you forgot about the tournament. You thought you were forgetting something but it's easy to let things slip with invasions and one of your employees literally melting in front of you! Time to check the footage.

You go back to a hour or two after you killed Red Blooded American. A handful of employees are standing in the now empty containment cell, with Employee H (Hirose. Egotistical actor) and Employee Y (Yovani. Director android) watching over.

The rules they set up were simple. Only melee weapons, each person is given a stab resistant vest, TKO or failing to get up before the countdown is a loss. The matches go by pretty quickly. Which is a given since most of the employees who signed up didn't seem to be combatants, mostly random employees or disposables.

You smile lightly when you see Employee S2 (SPAMTON) getting his face stomped on by a boot.
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After an hour of footage (mostly fast forwarded due to time crunch), you see the last fight. Employee B2 (A horrid, horrid Cluwne) and Employee N (Nicholas. Your janitor. Good at his job). The janitor grips his mop while the Cluwne pulls out a banana cream pie.

The actor and director hold up their hands as they begin their countdown. 3. 2. 1. Let's go.

The cluwne throws the creampie right as Nicholas goes in for a swing. Luckily and unluckily, the pie hits the mop handle, coating it in a slippery cream mess. Nicholas keeps swinging as he barely keeps a grasp on his mop and gets a few lucky licks in.

However, the cluwne takes them like a champ, only merely backing up and getting more whacks to the face and head. But there's one rule about cluwnes that you must always remember.

Keep an eye on the floor.

"HONK!" A banana peel lands on the floor as the cluwne waddles away. Nicholas attempts to chase but slips right on the peel, falling on his back and losing his grip on the mop. It lands on his face, coating it in cream as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

What happens for the next few minutes can hardly be described as a fight. Nicholas would get up, get a few hits in, gets slipped by yet another peel as the cluwne honks around the room. This repeats over and over again until eventually, he just doesn't get up anymore.

"3...2..." Yovani looks absolutely disgusted at the prospect at the clown winning and pleads to the janitor with his facial expression to get up. Hirose is both amused and fucking furious. Each number Y's been counting has been longer than the last.

"just let me quit."

"...1. The cluwne wins."

"HONK HONK!" The cluwne waddles over to the two hosts. The belt gets fastened around his belt before he waddles out of the containment cell. You feel nothing but disgust for what you saw.

>question Employee U/Uriel regarding viability of using the Blessed Chains on Velvet, to calm her when she becomes distressed from guilt
Administrator --> Employee U

ADMINISTATOR: How viable would the Blessed Chains be on Velvet?
ADMINISTATOR: Having multiple options is valuable for high risk amounts like her.
UNDERTHEFATHER: They should hold and there's no reason they shouldn't work on an anomaly.
UNDERTHEFATHER: I wouldn't recommend putting them on when she's TOO upset.
UNDERTHEFATHER: Not because they would be ineffective then. But you do have to put them around her.
ADMINISTATOR: So before she breaches or starts melting the room in seconds.
UNDERTHEFATHER: Essentially.
ADMINISTATOR: Good to know. Hopefully it'll help in the long term.

>Get the salt ready for Sense’s fiery proclivities.
Speaking about Fire, you might as well keep some of that on the position of your security team just in case what you plan on doing with Shot just makes things worse.
>Sec is now equipped with Man Made Salt.
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>Investigate the remaining black bags; they will still be burned no matter what is inside them, and two are already burned, but what's the deal with them? H-Company didn't explicitly tell not to look into them, only that we burn them with Velvet.

Huh. You know, what the fuck are in these bags? You have a dozen employees who you don't mind throwing into the storage room where you keep them and have them poke around. D-W01FY's a bit busy with carving up bones but hey, Employee T (Talon. An obedient drone with no face) probably won't have an immediate panic attack.

She enters the room. Seems like the piece of paper taped to her face this time around has a frowny face. She approaches the three remaining black bags with about as much interest and haste as a bored accountant.

She kneels down and opens up the first bag. Just a pile of old waste by your estimate. Paperwork, cardboard, plastic, glass bottles. Just literal garbage. Nothing out of the ordinary here. She zips it back up right as something started moving inside it.

Second bag...That's a pile of severed human limbs. A handful of torn off fingers, legs, arms...honestly, the one thing out of place in this is the various torn up photographs and glass shards. Third on-

"HMMH! HMMH! LMEH MH GU!"

Talon zips up the third bag without you getting a good chance to look at what's inside. You have a pretty good guess regardless.

"Bags checked, sir." Employee T responses with naught a hint of emotion. "Dispose at your discretion." She stands up and exits the room.

>Have one employee use American Spirit to change their arms, while another highly Observant employee writes down the text that appears on the heart before it disappears.
>check bullets for anomalous effects and possible interactions with American Spirit

ETF-β (An old professional agent) stands by with Employee V (Vincent. A rookie chef with a dissociative issue) sticking his arms in. Another flash of text appears on the heart. Beta instantly goes to write it down as Employee V pulls out his arms. He flexes his giant red demon claws before grabbing one of the bullets with his claw.. All of them have a faint red/white/blue aura to them.

Beta watches and records some more as Employee V puts the bullet between two of his fingers and flicks it right at a nearby wall. The bullet makes a solid three inch hole in the wall through sheer force.

"Bang." Employee V dully remarks. "For Freedom and America." Wisps of faintly colored smoke linger on the two fingers. The two leave after the transformation reverted a bit longer than expected.

Working Notes - Beta
-Saw the text. Wrote it down here: "You were good, kid. I hope you live to become a better man."
-Kid was zoned out when he reached for that crushed up spitball of a bullet. I think it was calling for him.

>The Thirteen Stars discovered! (13/13 uses. Can only be used when under The American Spirit's influence. +3 FORCE, ranged, increases transformation duration)
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>Admin and Y to Subdue work on Sense. Oil-Stained Crowbar and AFYN to Admin, Talk Show Cane to Y. Lay down the law. What the directors say goes. What is shown on TV is decided by others, not the TV itself.

Normally, you like working from top to bottom on the list of anomalies you have but...this is a far more pressing matter. You slowly get up from your chair, legs wobbly despite how you've been trying to be more active.

"Going to work. Personally." You wheeze out. A trickle of black liquid comes out of your mouth. C-0RA (a Regional Analyzer android with a unique...personality?) and S-4M (your AI assistant) look at you with a mixture of worry and resignation.

"If you say so, sir. I'll keep Spike on standby. Please don't hurt yourself."
"So BraVE...yet sO riskY! HoT! But PleAse Please stay super duper safe, sir!"

"It's not the first and I doubt it'll be the last." You gulp down the last of your coffee as you try ignoring the two voices in your head who are undoubtedly going to screech more at what you'll about to do.

You exit your office. Slow steps now. Yovani rushes over to you with the equipment needed with an almost smug sense of self approval. You grab the crowbar and AFYN, both of which fit comfortably in hand.

[HOPELESS WRECK] FUCK YEAH! REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS? WHEN WE USED TO...WELL, WE USED TO DO SOMETHING COOL I BET! WHO DOESN'T LOVE CROWBARS?
[BOUND BY DUTY] Welcome back, Gary. Isabelle is safe for now.

You squeeze the handle of the bolt action pistol tightly. The two of you silently walk down to Containment Cell D. The only sounds heard through the mostly empty hallways is the cane clacking against the floor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0CkvXrHpM

The TV sits in the middle of the cell, with an old table that rests a heavily burnt red phone (The only way to directly communicate with it). Nothing is happening right now but you can still feel your hair standing on their ends.

[HOPELESS WRECK] THE AIR FEELS WEIRD. THICK. TAKE DEEP BREATHS, BOSS, GET ALL THAT O2 NOW.

"Ready to start, sir?" Yovani comments. You nod in agreement. He walks away to turn the TV on while you step closer to the TV. You shift your shitty posture to try making yourself more intimidating. More serious. Someone it must listen to.

The TV turns on when Yovani fiddles with the dials. White and black snow fills the screen, fluttering between here and wherever it's getting the signals from. The air keeps thickening. A clean image starts slowly forming on the screen...or, no, wait. The static is fading away into just...blackness.

[HOPELESS WRECK] CHANGE THE CHANNEL. NOW. DO NOT LET IT LINGER.

You quickly reach over and shove Yovani to the side, much to his annoyance. After a quick twist, another screen appears. This one is far more pleasing on first look once it fades in. A group of three men and women sit around a table, each of them with a suit and tie or a dress on with smiles that don't reach their eyes.
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"Welcome, welcome, welcome! Tonight's show is all about management. Specifically, what makes a good or a bad manager!" One of the women speaks. "That's right, Linda. What kind of manager you're dealing with will determinate if you deserve that position!" Another man speaks

"Hands-on managers are typically better than hands-off, but there can be a thing as too hands on! If you worry about every cracked egg, morale will drop accordingly!"
"Indeed! Sometimes it's better to let it all burn away! All of those preconceptions you have!"

You relax your posture for a moment as you look over at Yovani. You don't care to wait for it to give you a number to let you speak to it.

"Yeesh, who the hell wants to watch this? Thought TV was meant to be entertaining, not boring and full of itself.." You snark, looking over at Yovani.

"Yeah, yeah, I've seen better entertainment from a fucking cluwne." Yovani chuckles to himself. "You sure you wanna be watching this? I think we can find something better."

The room's deadly quiet now after those snarks. You look back at the screen to see six pairs of eyes staring blankly at you. Whatever shred of false positivity in those smiles has faded.

"I'm telling you, we got to step it up! No one will report what we did on TV if we don't make a show of it!"

"Sticks in the mud were so last century, weren't they Beth?" "Oh, they sure were, Tom! It's truly a shame some facilities have such a waste of a human being."

Yovani snorts. "At least he's pathetically funny. You're just pathetic. Thinking you're the big shot here." A snarl blares over the TV's speakers.

"He's not wrong." You chuckle. The gun hums in your hand. "I am pathetic. But I'm the one in charge here. This is just a shitty TV program that needs better directors. Or maybe, should we not bother, Yovani? Maybe we should go?"

"Oh, if it doesn't improve, we're better off just leaving it off in here." Yovani sighs dramatically. "Or maybe we should just get rid of it. Burn it, no one would miss it."

The air's really thin (thick?) now. It's like you're at the top of the mountain. You can hardly even whisper, everything's going to staying awake.

"I think that's enough speaking from the audience." The screen begins to blur again. Yovani goes to help you up as your legs give out. Your head throbs as the screen changes again. Images flicker faster than you can even react. A severed arm, torn up prisoner outfits, meat grinded between gears, guts pouring out of a man.

"You're not any better than us, hypocrite. We only show the highest quality and most desired entertainment."

[BOUND BY DUTY] Calm down! Deep breaths. Your next move is critical. There's no need to make things worse.
[HOPELESS WRECK] THIS TV. THIS FUCKING IDIOT BOX. THIS EYESORE! GET RID OF IT! SMASH THE SCREEN. PUSH IT OVER.
[HOPELESS WRECK] WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU'VE HAD SOME FUN, OLD FUCK? IT'S A BIG BOY ANOMALY, IT CAN TAKE A FEW KNOCKS.
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It's pissed off but it's working. You're destabilizing whatever image it had for itself. If you can push it just right enough, you'll show it who is truly in charge.

How do you want to proceed, Admin?
>[HOPELESS WRECK] If all it cares about is violence, give it a taste of its own medicine. Use that crowbar for some percussive maintenance. Why else would you bring it here?
>[BOUND BY DUTY] You don't have to watch this. Adjust the knob, change the channel. There's always something better to watch.
>Don't bother giving it a reaction. Put all of your focus on talking to Yovani or focusing on AFYN. Anything but giving it any sort of satisfaction.
>Just laugh. Just laugh at how pitiful the anomaly is. How pitiful this attempt at your life is. It'll hurt, it'll hurt so fucking bad, but laughter is the poison to fear.
>Write in.

(Last non-work order vote. We'll clean up the last few miscs and get back to regular.)
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>>5438693
>Don't bother giving it a reaction. Put all of your focus on talking to Yovani or focusing on AFYN. Anything but giving it any sort of satisfaction.
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>>5438693
>Knuckle down. The viewer rates don't lie, and they're dropping fast. Who ever heard of a program ignoring its director?
>[HOPELESS WRECK] "Listen up, shitbag. I don't mind a couple off-script events - that adds blood, authenticity - but pulling a stunt like that is going to turn off the viewers and throw out the setting. This is primetime, not some amateur hour's home video shots. Fall in line or find another job; we've got plenty chomping for the bit."
>"In the showbiz, no one is irreplaceable."

I just want more Hopeless Wreck actions, honestly. Maybe add a few Yovani lines.
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>>5438693
>Just laugh. Just laugh at how pitiful the anomaly is. How pitiful this attempt at your life is. It'll hurt, it'll hurt so fucking bad, but laughter is the poison to fear.
LoL, this the best you got?
>"Listen up, shitbag. I don't mind a couple off-script events - that adds blood, authenticity - but pulling a stunt like that is going to turn off the viewers and throw out the setting. This is primetime, not some amateur hour's home video shots. Fall in line or find another job; we've got plenty chomping for the bit."
>Hand on dial. "In the showbiz, no one is irreplaceable."
>[BOUND BY DUTY] You don't have to watch this. Adjust the knob, change the channel. There's always something better to watch.
Let’s see if it finally came to it’s senses.
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>>5438803
+1

>>5438797
This too with the Yovani lines backing us up. You bet he's dealt with at least one shitter in his specific line of work. Let's use his experience.
And let us not forget our Admemestraitor was also a replacement for somebody else, who was also a replacement for another, which was ALSO a replacement, and far back to who knows when or who or how? It is life
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>>5438671
That's about as good as we could have hoped for. Long term, I worry about him accruing too much of an army, but we can mitigate that my making sure our increase in threat outpaces his.

>You smile lightly when you see Employee S2 (SPAMTON) getting his face stomped on by a boot.
Ha!

>The belt gets fastened around his belt before he waddles out of the containment cell. You feel nothing but disgust for what you saw.
Same man, same.

>-Saw the text. Wrote it down here: "You were good, kid. I hope you live to become a better man."
RBA was wild, but a good guy.

>You slowly get up from your chair, legs wobbly despite how you've been trying to be more active.
Oh man, we really shouldn't be doing this sort of thing.

>[HOPELESS WRECK] THE AIR FEELS WEIRD. THICK. TAKE DEEP BREATHS, BOSS, GET ALL THAT O2 NOW.
>[HOPELESS WRECK] CHANGE THE CHANNEL. NOW. DO NOT LET IT LINGER.
Hey, Wreck can be useful too!

>"I'm telling you, we got to step it up! No one will report what we did on TV if we don't make a show of it!"
A surprisingly honest look into Sense.

>"Yeesh, who the hell wants to watch this? Thought TV was meant to be entertaining, not boring and full of itself.." You snark, looking over at Yovani.
Ha. This is a much better way to beat on Sense. His whole shtick is keeping attention one way or another, so declaring him boring has to sting.

>>5438693
this
>>5438803
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>>5438673
>Wants to protect the facility yet is willing to harm the staff...
Big Bird says the monster/beast of the forest cannot painfully and horribly kill people, if Big Bird harmlessly and painlessly decapitates them first
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>"Media is made for the viewer, but art is for the creator. To be frank, in your current state I don't think you're fit to take the reins. Too shallow, too dependent."
>"You're a mirror that doesn't know what it should show. But if you want to prove me wrong, if you want to be worthy of the grand silver screen..."
>[BLOOD AND GRIT] "Give it all you've got. I'll be happy to challenge you every step of the way."

Thoughts about adding this to what's already written? Might help push Sense along the New Special Paradigm, force it to change things up and continue to improve. I'm always excited to turn up the difficulty.
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Also proposing updated Classifications for the following Anomalies:

Hope For a Brighter Future
B/0(3?)/Mixed

'Til the Last Shot
C/4/Phys

Fire on the Velvet Horizon
C/3/Phys(?)
Labeling physical because the fire currently does NOT seem to be explicitly magical/anomalous, just really fucking hot. Could be argued into Eso, but I don't think it's really that weird.
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>>5438837
I do wonder what a crosstest with Star would produce desu.

>>5438854
Remember, Disposables aren’t technically staff.
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>>5438693
>Just laugh. Just laugh at how pitiful the anomaly is. How pitiful this attempt at your life is. It'll hurt, it'll hurt so fucking bad, but laughter is the poison to fear.
>Hand on dial. "In this kind of showbiz, everyone is unique and everyone is replaceable."
>[HOPELESS WRECK] "So listen up, shitbag. I don't mind a couple off-script events - adds blood, authenticity - but pulling a stunt like that is going to turn off the viewers and throw out the setting. This is primetime, not a fucking snuff film bloopers reel."
>[PRODUCT OF CORPORATE] "So you know what I think? We can use your special abilities to create a much more entertaining image." Draft a employee contract, majorly favoring the facility.
Promotion: MANAGER -> DIRECTOR
It is absolutely evil and almost certainly counters the Admin's ethos, but I gotta write out the bad ideas before they pollute my good ones. Especially considering how many invasions we get, there's potential here for a new show to begin.
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Seems like the general consensus is a mixture of [HOPELESS WRECK] and [BOUND BY DUTY] (leaning more towards WRECK), laughing it off and demeaning it but trying to find a better way forward. Writing now, update soon.
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stayed up procrastinating on my homework only for QM not to deliver, absolutely ruined
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>>5440126
Got a little distracted by some personal matters. Post ETA: 1 hour. Additional small retcon, Employee Q2 (Another drone) checked the bags, not Employee T. T is still missing due to potential Fortune shenanigans.
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>>5439695
QM i just read through the archives in a week or two and wanted you know that a lurking anon really liked your writing. I feel genuinely invested in the admin and his colleagues survival. Hopefully death or... survival(success???) we get to see the admins story to the end. Please don't tire yourself out of enjoying the quest.

Also anons if we just gonna convince every anom to fight for us(what can go wrong?) why not let the our windy friend eat the rangers guns like he did before coming here?
>Contemplate recruiting Sirocco on the basis that the sausage party has come to kill all of her nice friends and they might need her help specifically destroying their guns.
Even if we don't get the time(or agreement) let it not be said that we didn't mobilize the ENTIRE facility to defend itself.
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>>5440613
Ooh, very true, doubt there's much they can do against Sirocco considering the reason they passed her along to us was because they had trouble containing her to begin with. However I'm also kind of wary of giving her a taste for combat and increasing her threat level, since she's got assimilator attributes.
That said, "CORPORATE UNITY RAH RAH" sounds like a setup for some truly excellent memes. "We don't have anomalies, we have employees! And Disposables too, I guess."
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>>5440613
Sirocco is a child made of wind; she'd be basically impossible to get back into her cell, and would be very disinclined to go back of her own accord.
Also, encouraging her to kill men would not be good for her mental state.
Also also, there's no reason to think R-Corp is entirely or even majority male.
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>>5440662
Killing? Personally I think the goal would be to have her eat/take away their guns, possibly even blind them.
Assuming we gave zero fucks about collateral damage, we could lock down a hallway killzone and combine Sirocco's disorienting with Shot's zombie meatmen. Presumably they don't need sight to hunt their targets. This would result in some pretty bad contamination for the affected hallway, though. Maybe as a last resort tactic? Will also need to convince Shot to work with an anomaly... "I'll turn a blind eye to some friendly fire" might be enough to smooth things over, though.
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>>5440668
M-maybe we let meat sarge just guard the 3. floor if it means he could end up hurting
>>5440662
Sirocco complained her previous jailers were mostly men. Its safe to assume they're mostly cowboys and few cowgirls.

If we end up recruiting Sirocco her goal should be JUST yoink'ing the guns and running(flying?) away while giggling.
Also picrel is the invaders after 5 anoms show up to what suppose to be a easy fight.
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"Ah...ha." Tar and blood pours out of your mouth as you force yourself to laugh. "Ah. Ha. Haha! H-holy s-s-s..hit, thisis...it?" You let Yovani support all of your bodyweight as you put all effort into standing back up straight.

Even he's not looking too good. A low pitch whine is hissing out of his body and his expression is not too much better than "just got stabbed in the tongue". But your laughter has snapped him out of whatever pain he's in.

[HOPELESS WRECK] LAUGH AT IT, NOT WITH IT. "L-listen up, shitbag. I don't mind a couple off-script events - that adds blood, authenticity - but pulling a stunt like that is going to turn off the viewers and throw out the setting."

[HOPELESS WRECK] KEEP TALKING. THERE'S A REASON THEY TELL THE AUDIENCE TO STAY QUIET DURING A SHOW. "This is pr-primetime, not some amateur hour's home v-video shots. Fall in line or find another job; we've got plenty chomping for the bit."

You and Yovani push closer to the TV. Each step feels like the air itself is rejecting your presence. Yovani forces his synthesizer to power on. It's hard to make him out, untuned and conflicting with other channels.

"F-fucking divas. Do you know h-hoh-how many I had t-to deal with?" Crackle. "Giallo, H-Hirose, g-god damn Jackson Gel? Y-you think you're hot shit, huh?" Yovani forces a laugh as well. "In sh-showbiz, you would've been replaced eons ago! You're nothing!"

Another step closer. It's getting easier to move. The images on the screen keep flickering. Burning bodies. A boot with spurs crushing a man's skull. NOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOT-

Yovani smacks your across the side of the face. "Focus, dipshit! You're the god damn director! Finish filming the scene! And you!" Yovani points at the TV as you recover. "I've only been here for a few days..."

"But wanna know something? Three anomalies are already gone, replaced or dead. You think you're not replaceable?" A spark blows out on the left side of his torso. You almost feel your left side burst too. "Do you know how many shows got replaced because of a bad director? Or, better yet..."

You nod. "A cast who refuses to do their job?" You finally place your hand on the dial. The images stop for a second.

"I ALREADY HAVE THE PRIMETIME SLOT! YOU CAN'T CHANGE NOW, NOTHING CAN REPLACE THE UPCOMING SH-"

"Learn your place. In showbiz, nobody's irreplaceable." You twist the dial.

The two of you fall to your knees. The air feels like it's back to regular, if stale, air and not whatever thick signal-infested mess you were in. The screen has a simple children's show playing on it. Something about pirates looking for treasure.

No semblance of violence is shown from what little you watch.

"You okay, sir?" Yovani hands a hand out to you. You grab his hand and stand up. "Y-yeah, not my first rodeo with this kinda stuff."

He pats you on the back. "Well, let's get out of here." You both leave.

You hear the TV turn off as you do
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>Return AFYN to Presley after done using it to Subdue Sense, to continue imprinting combat training onto him and not fuck it up too much for him

Sorry for the silence. Never liked TV, lest it was one of my spaghetti westerns.

You gently clean off the flicks of black bile and blood that fell onto AFYN as you toss it over to Felix. He nods, taking the gun back to Presley (Your smug, elvis impersonator android) so you can finally get back into your office.

You sit down in your chair, crowbar still in hand. Your two assistants just silently look over at you, clearly having saw what you were doing down at Sense's cell. You look back at them.

[HOPELESS WRECK] WHAT IS THERE TO SAY? SOME SICK PART OF YOU KINDA LIKED DOING THIS. YOU LEARN MORE THIS WAY.
[HOPELESS WRECK] THERE'S LESS...INTERFERENCE WITH YOUR INSIGHT.
[BOUND BY DUTY] This is masochistic. Don't listen. Just work.

You check up on Presley real quick before moving on to the last few misc actions and dealing with the anomaly work orders. With the gun in hand, his training has been speeding up pretty quickly. It's only been an hour and his skill has jumped up to the point where you could confidently call him "half-decent".

The gun vibrates with every movement Presley makes, as if ordering him on what to do. You flinch a bit when he manages to punch a hole through one of the punching bags.

>ASPECT REVEALED
>MENTOR (Prolonged exposure will increase combat prowess and result in the PARADIGM's other aspects lingering on the wearer)

>Play the "GOOD JOB" tape
You slide the tape into one of the various ports on your console. No better time to watch it than after you dealt with Sense itself.

The first few seconds are just static and some incredibly muffled audio but shortly cuts to what looks to be a home video. The camera wobbles as the operator moves around, filming a young boy (14-15, you'd guess) with white hair.

"You sure about this?" A young girl speaks. "I don't wanna get into trouble..." The camera pans to show a closer look at where they're at. Looks like an abandoned warehouse somewhere on the surface, given the ashy snow. It's dark out.

"Aren't you tired of being ignored?" The boy shakes his head. "We're not in any Nest, none of the companies care enough to even spy on it...fuck, B-Corp doesn't even tap our calls anymore."

"We're nobodies."

"I-I know we are but...brrr." The girl shakes. "There has to be a better option!" She still follows after the boy. The two walk up to a chair with a sheet over it.

The boy pulls the sheet off, revealing a man tied to the chair. A sock is stuffed in his mouth as a gag.

"Have you seen how much attention murders get on TV?" The boy pulls out a knife. "We're going for a new record."

Despite her worries and complaints, the girl does nothing but film as the boy steps closer and closer to the man. He squirms as hard as he can to get out but...

The footage cuts as you hear flesh being pierced and a muffled scream.
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>>5440698
i meant to say "hurting Sirocco" btw.
I cant wait to see the shit show that will unleash the picto second the cowboys get here. Anyways IF ONE MORE person is for it then i vote to
>Recruit Sirocco to steal the Rangers gun one way or an another pick the most capable person you think can convince her to do this and come back to her c̶o̶n̶t̶a̶i̶n̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶c̶e̶l̶l̶ home at the end of it.
If we don't end up having the time i wont pissy about it though.
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>Future and Siro crosstest. Talk about growing up and freedom.
Anything to wash the awful taste of that tape out of your mouth. The knight is escorted to Siro's containment cell by Security. Huh, that dark brown splotch wasn't on his helmet before.

The storm immediately pauses when the knight enters.
SIRO: W-who are you? A-are you here to...g-get me out?
KNI: I am, to put it bluntly, an unofficial member of this facility. I was and still am a 'anomaly'
KNI: I've heard from other sources that you have been...longing for escape. Feeling trapped here, wanting to move on.
KNI: Right?
SIRO: Mmh! I like it here, people play with me and give me food and love but...
The storm goes silent.
SIRO: Do you ever feel like the good isn't good anymore?
KNI: Good is a loaded term. I won't go in too much depth since it won't interest you but I get the meaning.
KNI: It feels like without any struggle, without any real conflict, you just feel trapped. Right?
SIRO: Yeah. Bedtime, daytime, midtime...it's all the same.
SIRO: I...do you know how it is outside? What is it like?
KNI: The outside world is, well. It's an ugly place. And it made me just as ugly when I was out there.
KNI: I used to be a horrid, cruel man trying to make it a better place. A better future.
The storm shifts and pauses irregularly, confused by the statement.
SIRO: But you look so cool now! Your sword, your armor, you look like one of the comics my dad reads!
SIRO: What happened?
The storm cleans enough to show you the knight. His helmet is lifted up, showing his skull.
The closest thing a skull can have to a smile is on his face.
KNI: I grew up. It took me 5000 years to finally accept my place.
SIRO: So...what? Am I just stuck here, waiting and waiting until I can finally do something?!
SIRO: A-are you just here to tell me that? I a-already knew that, darnit! E-every time a-another person comes in, I-I see them leave! They...
KNI: Freedom is ultimately what you view it as. No matter who you are, or where you are, your mentality will decide how you cope with your situation.
The two go silent for a moment.
KNI: To you, this may be a cage. But for others, it is the safest place to be in. Or somewhere to observe.
He points his sword at the camera you're watching this through.
You move your camera a bit to help his point.
KNI: The important question isn't if you should be free. The question is...are you willing to overcome the hardships of the real world?
SIRO: B-because if I'm not here, I'm not protected, right? Have to...find food myself. To entertain myself.
KNI: Correct. Are you willing to do that?
There's silence yet again.
SIRO: I. N-now you say it like that, I don't know anymore. Both are good and bad, I can't...decide.
KNI: There is always time to think. I just want you to ponder about it, okay? Goodbye for now.
SIRO: G-goodbye. This is making me...I dunno.
The knight leaves and is escorted back to his cell.
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>Star, Showtime with the Freedom Rangers. Audience is to be limited to 15 employees; no medical staff nor whoever fixed P's hypnosis. High mental protection employees should be kept nearby.

Hoo boy. Time to let this happen again. You tap your microphone to make the announcement. A handful of employees who fit the bill of "not mentally unsound" (B, C, R, U, Z) rush to be the audience, with O, K, Null, and D-C45P standing by in case everything goes FUBAR.

The food critic watches on with glee. Her smile widens to show all one hundred of her shiny pearl white teeth. "Entertainment before my meal? Fascinating."

The Rangers help carry Star up onto the stage. She looks out of it. The stars making up her face are remarkably dull.
Smoke starts filling the area before Star rigidly stands up.
PUPPET ON A STRING, RING FOR THEE. PERFORM!
ANOMALY:WELCOME, AUDIENCE! IT IS TIME TO SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A STAR OF THE CITY!
RR: Blue, Green, Violet, the rest? Activate mental blockers.
The other rangers nod. They get into position as their eyes are tinted red and yellow.
RB: TODAY! WATCH AS WE PERFORM THE GREATEST SHOW IN OUR TWO YEAR RUN!
Rg: Prepare.
ANOMALY: WATCH ME, MAMA!
A discordant tune blares throughout the facility as four extra arms sprout out the back and sides of Star.
Your camera automatically censors what the arms are doing but a bright, alluring light surrounds the anomaly.
The audience starts to squirm as they watch, both in pain and ecstasy
A PERFORMANCE ISN'T A MASTERPIECE UNLESS IT INSPIRES LOVE AND PAIN. IN BOTH AUDIENCE AND PERFORMER.
The rangers are working as well but the anomaly is clearly the one taking up most of the spotlight.
The magician shudders. You swear you see something hooking onto her back. As the hook moves, so does his arm.
ANOMALY: ISN'T IT LOVELY? AREN'T WE HAVING A GREAT, GREAT TIME- OUCH! ST-STOP PULLING! I'M DOING IT!
You can already see the anomalies squirming in their cells as the music keeps blaring.
Most of your audience has already fell into a half-trance. Your mentally resistant employees move in just in case.
Something else hooks onto Star's leg. Despite how painful it looks, she doesn't stop.
The rangers are desperately trying to keep up, hoping their performance will weaken the negative effects.
Showtime, baby. You gotta do what you gotta do, don't you know?
...yes. Th-the show must go on.
The audience is completely out of it now. They're barely even awake at this point.
RB: One more minute, you can hold it on. Ready?
RI: Mmh.
Once the one minute specified passes, Star suddenly collapses to the floor in a heap.
Fragments of stars fills the air around her, leaking from two holes on her body.
ANOMALY: A lovely...performance...

The food critic claps, utterly unfazed by any mental effects. Your mentally resistant employees escorts the anomaly back.
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>Shot, B2 and AK to Bond. Inquire about how he got to that position, and how did the other meatmen get involved to end up that way. AK and B2 supply the PRESENCE plus AK being security staff.

After dealing with this fucking asshole not even thirty minutes ago, you're not exactly in the best mood to go observing him again. Agent AK (A smug redhead from another City) isn't enjoying her cluwne company either, given she's powerwalking to the cell.

Agent AK and Employee B2 enter the containment cell with as much protective equipment on as possible.
AUTHORIZATION...EUGH. BEGRUDINGLY ACCEPTED.
A tendril pops up from the ground, sniffing at the two.
ANOMALY: WHAT. DO YOU WANT? HAD TO GET CHEWED OUT.
AK: Look. We're just here to chat, put that shit down before I rip it off. Alright?
B2: HISTORY LESSON, HISTORY LESSON! FUN FUN FUN! HONK! :o)
ANOMALY: I have never seen a more disgusting excuse for a human being. I love him.
AK: Love? Okay, regardless, the fuck is all of this?
Agent AK sprawls his arms around to, well, every meaty inch of the cell.
B2: SO SLIPPY, SO TASTY! YUMMY YUMMY MEAT CLOWN!
ANOMALY: Simply put, I always had this position. I was born for it, you know? That's my goal since I first came here. To serve, to protect, and to eliminate.
B2: FUNNY MEAT MEAT MEN SO FUNNY HOW ARE THEY HERE!
ANOMALY: Oh. Well, I am the strongest human in this facility, no doubt. But I need hands to help too, you know?
ANOMALY: And well, we had an excess of bodies around. Not all of them living. Not all of them super keen on working.
AK: So you infected people's dead bodies to keep them fighting? I have to admire the creativity at least.
AK: A better use of the dead meat than my previous facility.
ANOMALY: I know. No point letting people rot and "rest in peace" when they can prevent more death.
ANOMALY: Sickening how some people don't appreciate it.
B2: BORN? FOR THIS? WEREN'T YOU HUMAN, HUMAN? SHOULDN'T WE LISTEN OTHER HUMANS, HUMAN?
ANOMALY: What you should listen to is what keeps this facility safe. Nothing else matters, cluwne. I love you and I respect you but.
ANOMALY: You have to break a few omelets to keep the egg, you know?
AK: ...Do you even ask them if you want them to serve before doing it? I would think willing soldiers would be better.
AK: Sure. The weak will die off regardless, but you're meant to be a leader. Not a brainwasher.
ANOMALY: What's the difference if they want it or not? Who willingly wants to die these days?
ANOMALY: To protect, you must find those willing to protect. Or make them. You take what you can take.
AK: I got a feeling this is all we're getting from this, how about you...cluwne?
B2: HONK HONK! HE GOT NASTY HEADACHE, LET HIM REST!
ANOMALY: Yeah, please, I'll...talk later.
The tendril disappears into the ground as the ball's pulsating slows to a stop.
The two exit the cell.

Well, he seemed cordial enough, granted Showtime and your previous browbeating. Liking the cluwne, though? Eugh.
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>>5440699
>A spark blows out on the left side of his torso.
This is I think the first time we've had a droid take damage, even if minor. I guess they'd go to the medbay, same as a fleshie?

>No semblance of violence is shown from what little you watch.
This is very telling.

>[BOUND BY DUTY] This is masochistic. Don't listen. Just work.
I don't like us getting out very often, considering our horrid shape (ironically, on account of WRECK, who seemed to love this little excursion) and the risks involved.

>MENTOR (Prolonged exposure will increase combat prowess and result in the PARADIGM's other aspects lingering on the wearer)
Sweet. We could do far worse than having aspects of G linger.

>Extracted from the Neon Slasher
>-An old, dirty VHS tape with "GREAT JOB" labeled on it.
>"Have you seen how much attention murders get on TV?" The boy pulls out a knife. "We're going for a new record."
This pretty much confirms that the Slasher was related to Sense.

>uh, that dark brown splotch wasn't on his helmet before.
Rust?
He's been idle too long. Or maybe he just needs a cleaning.
>KNI: It feels like without any struggle, without any real conflict, you just feel trapped. Right?
Nope, yep, definitely been too idle.
Maybe after we deal with R-Corp, we should try a preliminary excursion to the next floor using Future?
Or maybe we could, like rent him out or something? Let him do meaningful work outside the facility? I have no idea how much of a quagmire that'd be though.

>SIRO: Mmh! I like it here, people play with me and give me food and love but...
>SIRO: Yeah. Bedtime, daytime, midtime...it's all the same.
>SIRO: So...what? Am I just stuck here, waiting and waiting until I can finally do something?!
>SIRO: A-are you just here to tell me that? I a-already knew that, darnit! E-every time a-another person comes in, I-I see them leave! They...
See, this is a major chunk of why I'm not grooving with letting her out of her cell; we'll never get her back in.

>KNI: To you, this may be a cage. But for others, it is the safest place to be in. Or somewhere to observe.
>SIRO: B-because if I'm not here, I'm not protected, right? Have to...find food myself. To entertain myself.
>SIRO: I. N-now you say it like that, I don't know anymore. Both are good and bad, I can't...decide.
ANOMALOUS INSIGHT: STORM CHASHER / SEEK SHELTER
I think this lays out her situation pretty clearly. Anons, thoughts on how to push her one way or another? STORM CHASER would almost certainly involve releasing an Anomaly (a big no no), but SEEK SHELTER would likely mean she'd be similar to Future; changed, but still here.

>The food critic watches on with glee.
Oh geez, I forgot about her.

>You can already see the anomalies squirming in their cells as the music keeps blaring.
That... probably wasn't a great idea, but I'm glad we did it anyway.

>ANOMALY: I have never seen a more disgusting excuse for a human being. I love him.
I'm glad... someone likes him. I guess.
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>Appease work on Velvet with Employee D and Employee X.
The two employees look at each other before heading over to the cell, cleaning supplies in hand. Employee D slides on the salty bathrobe while X follows after him.

There's hardly any camera distortion. Seems like the anomaly has been snuffed out for a while.
A few embers are crackling back as the velvet-clad woman's face twitches.
Employee X holds up a finger to her mouth. The two nod in agreement to stay quiet.
Shards of glass and slipped alcohol gets brushed to the side.
The anomaly barely even moves as the two keep sweeping and cleaning, lost in her own thoughts.
Seen but not heard. Perfect.
Employee D makes a hand gesture over to X. The android nods and swaps which side of the room they're cleaning.
This repeats for the next few minutes until the room is about as clean as they could get it.
As Employee X kneels down to repair what bits of heat damage she can with her limited knowledge, Employee D looks over at the anomaly.
A small curl of the anomaly's barely attached lips appears as she speaks.
ANOMALY: Good servants. You deserve a bit of a reward from the Lady of the house.
ANOMALY: What do you want, serf?
Employee D looks over at the anomaly, then back at X. Employee X doesn't give a response.
Employee D hesitantly steps closer, whispering something to himself.
D: remember,richlady,youvebeenaroundonetoomany.
D: I shall accept whatever Mistress wishes for me. I do not wish to impose.
For once, you hear the anomaly laugh. A regal, haughty laugh that's impressively loud.
ANOMALY: Modest. Respectable. I once understood that quality.
She reaches into her kimono to pull out a small object. She places it into Employee D's hand.
ANOMALY: For your service.
Employee D bows.
D: Thank you, Mistress.
ANOMALY: It is of no issue, servant. Is the other one done with her work?
X: I am done, Mistress.
ANOMALY: Good, good. Go on your way. Share your gift with your assistant, servant.
The two nod as they quickly exit the containment cell.
A few sparks flicker on the anomaly before its left arm is set ablaze. She sighs.
ANOMALY: Pitiful. But I can not blame them too harshly.

"What did you acquire?" Employee X (An obedient, drone like android who leaves no lasting impression) leans over to Employee D.

He opens up his hand. A handful of slightly charred candy and a scrap of high quality fabric rests in his palm. "I'll probably toss it in Storage." "Understandable." The two head over there.
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>Appease Fortune with a D-Class who's a smoker, they will be the "blood" and "smog" sacrifice to Fortune
D-D3X7 lights up a cigarette he borrowed from Employee F. He quietly gets escorted to the containment cell, none the wiser.

D-D3X7 walks over to the fortune machine...but stops in his tracks.
D-D3X7: Huh. The air feels weird here. Yo, seccie!
He walks back to the cell door and tries to open it. No avail.
A slip of fortune paper falls out of the teller...before your camera goes dark.
When the camera turns back on, D-D3X7 is nowhere to be seen.
ANOMALY: "A life for a life. A boon to the subservient Administrator. You have two lives now. Make use of them."

D-D3X732 has vanished.

>Nurture work for Flesh, leave him and V to keep cookin'. No further instructions given.
Aside from the little detour taken with The American Spirit, that's all V has been doing for the last hour and a half.

It's quiet. The only time either of them speak is to ask the other to pass a tool or sample of meat.
The android jolts in pain for a moment.
ANOMALY: Song. Awful song. Can't focus with it, can't. Can't.
Employee V places his hand on the android's shoulder.
V: Focus on the craft. Enter your flow state. Block everything out.
ANOMALY: Focus. Free. Relaxed. Yes, yes.
A hunk from RBA's left arm is being grilled while some leg meat is being sliced up and tenderized.
A smooth rhythm is reached after passing through the sudden mood drop.
Employee V shapes out some meatballs out while Flesh starts plating out the already cooked flesh.
ANOMALY: Yes. Yes, yes, yes! This is good, this is really good.
The android's movements quickly speed up. What once took slow, deliberate movement is now fast and chaotic.
The other chef keeps up his pace with the android. A smile crosses both of their faces.
You can't control what is a masterpiece towards the people. But you must try to do your best.
Soon, most of the edible meat has been cooked into about as many meat products as they functionally could make.
V: I know that you might have some...loaded history with this critic. But are you ready to try again?
ANOMALY: This has to work. It MUST work. I...
The chef pauses. It looks down at the meat, then back at the chef, then back at the meat.
ANOMALY: ...Whatever happens, I will accept it. My job here is done. I only have one request.
V: Yes?
ANOMALY: I want to see her face. When she consumes this. I don't want second hand reports, I want to hear.
ANOMALY: That is all.
The android crosses its legs and sits down while finishing up the final touches of the meal.
ANOMALY: You can go now. This is all on me now.
Employee V nods and exits the cell.
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>>5440737
>A handful of slightly charred candy and a scrap of high quality fabric rests in his palm.
A bauble, but it's something where nothing was expected.

>ANOMALY: "A life for a life. A boon to the subservient Administrator. You have two lives now. Make use of them."
Much as I like Fortune, I think our bending over backwards for him was (and is) a mistake.

>The other chef keeps up his pace with the android. A smile crosses both of their faces.
Long term, we're going to have to keep an eye on poor V. I hope he doesn't require a cell of his own some day.

>ANOMALY: ...Whatever happens, I will accept it. My job here is done. I only have one request.
He's come a long way.
>ANOMALY: I want to see her face. When she consumes this. I don't want second hand reports, I want to hear.
Reasonable, so long as there's plenty of security on hand. Flesh is no slouch, but he's not nearly as dangerous as some of the others.
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>A bauble, but it's something where nothing was expected.
A bauble thats going directly to the maws of the detective obviously
I vote to
>Give Velvets gift to the Detective to analyze
Also
>Much as I like Fortune, I think our bending over backwards for him was (and is) a mistake.
You shouldn't, this notion is built on the assumption that subdue on Fate(not listening to """fate""") would have better outcomes, very doubtful considering how good it has worked so far(thank you numbers autism guy for setting us on this path)
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Rather than feeding it to Detective straight away and consuming an otherwise potentially rare item (we haven't figured out a way to get multiple consistently yet, after all), it might be better to have the art guy (Employee D, I think) to take a look at the fabric and tell us what he can. Do we have any other stylists on hand?
If all else fails it might be worth it to try and cut off the minimum possible sample for the Detective to do its magic.
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The Work Order for Chattering Lack of Common Sense is completed.
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +5/∞
Employee Morale: Relieved
Current Anomaly Mood: ?!?
Working Notes - Y
-It did NOT like being talked over and ignored. Threw it off its game.
-Checked my internals. Left side's all fucked up. Those airwaves really do a number, be careful if you do this again.
-Why a children's show? That's the first time something kiddie came on.
-I'll be honest, before we left, I could've sworn I smelled something like smoke. Not like the smoke of a burning fire. Kinda...the opposite, if that makes sense?

The Crosstest between For A Hope for a Brighter Future has been completed!
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +6/∞ (8/15 for Siro's overstimulation)
Employee Morale: N/A
Current Anomaly Mood: Neutral (Future), Pondering (Siro)
Working Notes - Future
-The Father heard. You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
-She's confused. She hasn't had to think about her situation in these terms in...forever.
-I hope you can help her, like you helped me. I will be waiting.

The Work Order for Star of the Century has been completed.
The Work Result was Neutral.
Abstraction Energy Count: +17 (22/20! Overstimulated!)
All current Employee Morale: Content
Current Anomaly Mood: Exhausted
Working Notes - O
-The show felt weaker this time. Interference by performing with others? Multiple people watching?
-Unknown why the critic was unaffected. Rangers had implants, she seems normal?
-Make sure to screen the affected employees.

Working Notes - Null
-That had to hurt. I couldn't look for too long because of...everything. But not all of that was her own free will.
-She's impressively light.
-I would be careful on your next order with her.

Notes - Rangers
-First time working with an anomaly. It was...unusual. Will record for future inspiration (Ranger Red)

Notes - Critic
-10/10! Free entertainment! It's letting me ignore how long it's taken for the main dish to come along, sir. I hope you've been cooking a giant, GIANT feast for me.
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The Work Order for Til the Last Shot is completed.
The Work Result was Neutral
Abstraction Energy Count: +5/∞
Employee Morale: Relaxed (AK), HONK HONK HONK (B2)
Current Anomaly Mood: Annoyed
Employee Trait Revealed:
Employee B2 - Poisonous to Fear (Panic Risk--)
Working Notes - AK
-Dude keeps blabbing and blabbing. I'm not sure how much he was even fucking listening. Didn't help he seemed a bit off.
-I don't know why he likes the clown but if it makes him not an asshole, use 'im.

Working Notes - B2
-MEAT CLOWN! MEAT CLOWN! MEAT CLOWN! MEAT CLOWN! MEAT CLOWN (This is repeated a dozen more times.)
-I LOVE HIM HE LOVES ME GIVE MEAT TO CLOWN CLOWN IS MEAT I WON I WON I WON I WON!
-:o)

You shiver just reading his work notes.

The Work Order for Fortune for a Price has been completed.
The Work Result was Good?
Abstraction Energy Count: +4/∞
Employee Morale: N/A
Current Anomaly Mood: ???
Working Notes - N/A
-N/A

The Work Order for Fire on the Velvet Horizon has been completed.
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +6 (5/15)
Employee Morale: Content
Current Anomaly Mood: Content
Working Notes - D
-Dealt with a few rich ladies before. She's...no different? I dunno. She seems a lot more chill than the ones I deal with.
-Candy's some old brand that only oldies or F-Company execs would have. Do what you will. I don't like sweets.
-Not really a fabric guy. Kor might know?

Working Notes - X
-Did minor repairs. Delays more repairs for a hour or two.
-Focused on something. Old memories? Last work? Didn't pry. Not my place.
-Velvet given is remarkably tough. Potentially more extracted from Extraction? Similar to her cloth.

The Work Order for The Art of Flesh has been completed.
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +5/???
Employee Morale: Relaxed
Current Anomaly Mood: Finished.
Working Notes - V
-A magnum opus. The one thing a creator strives for, whether culinary or writing or even online works.
-It feels weird eating a former anomaly. Perhaps I was more bonded to it than I thought.
-I'm ready to work on other tasks, sir.
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Hour 4, Shift 8
QUOTA: 0/51 C-Extract Refined
Optional QUOTA: 4.5/3 Stardust Vials
A-Energy: 142 units, 0/hour
ICP: 0
C-Extract: 3

SPONSORSHIPS:
>U-Company: Perform two Crosstests and let your Inspector tinker with two of your PARADIGMS. 1 shift left, 1/2 Crosstests done. Available PARADIGMS: TAS, AFYN
>Q-Company: Cope with an increased quota of 11 more C-Extract. 1 shift left.
>R-Company: Prepare and repel the incoming Invasion from R-Corp. ETA: NEXT HOUR!
>H-Company: Burn the bags. 3 remaining.
>F-Company: Give the Harvester a lovely dining experience.

INTERACTIONS [1 Hour Each]:

LIVING
>Anomalies: A Hope for a Brighter Future, Sirocco, Star of the Century, Til the Last Shot, Fire on the Velvet Horizon
>Assign Employee (What work type? Any specific instructions? To which anomaly? etc etc)

INANIMATE
>Anomalies: Fortune for a Price, The Art of Flesh, Chattering Lack of Common Sense
>Assign Employee (Same as Living)

MISC
>Facility: REFINEMENT ROOM, Explore the Fourth Floor (Unknown. Felix said to "be quiet" on it.), Unleash the Beast (4 A-Energy to activate)
>S-4M: Anomaly Analyzation (What anomaly? For how long?), Control Spike (what do?)
>C-ORA: Search Protocol (What do you want to find?)
>Assign Employee (To do what? Any specific instructions?)

EQUIPMENT
Weapons:
>Riot Clubs/Combat Knives (Assigned to ETF, grants +1 FORCE dice and a reroll per encounter)
>Late Night Cane (Physical Protection+, +1 FORCE dice, longer reach than most melee weapons. Unassigned.)
>Surplus Knife and Surplus Club (May add +1 to two FORCE dice. Unassigned.)
>BLESSED BLADE (+2 FORCE dice, deals Stamina damage to non-religious employees who attempt to wield it. Assigned to AK)
>Stun Baton (+1 FORCE dice, weakens an opponent on a success. Assigned to J, F, and I. Leftover: 3)
>9mm Pistol (+2 FORCE dice, ranged, Current Count: 2. 1/8 AMMO in Zero's, 5/8 in Monifa's)

Armor:
>ARMOR OF THE FATHER (Physical Protection++, may block some attacks, FORCE-. Unassigned)
>Stab Resistant Vest (Physical Protection+, assigned to Security Officers, two left over.)
>Weather Resistant Protective Gear (resists sand, rain, and mild heat. Assigned to whoever works on Sirocco)
>Gas Masks (Protects against gas and airborne contaminants Current count: 8.)
>Champion Belt (+1 FORCE dice, raises morale and lowers morale loss, hardly takes up equipment space. Unassigned)
>Security Helmet (Has a chance of blocking weak attacks. Current count: 4.)

(More will be recorded in the Pastebin)

PARADIGMs
>Stats are recorded in the "Equipment" section of the Pastebin

CONSOLE COMMANDS
>View cameras in which rooms? (Write in)
>Broadcast an announcement over the intercom system (Write in)
>Manage Employee roster and Departments. (Write in)
>Edit anomaly dossiers and logs (Write in)
>Message an Employee PDA. (Write in)
>Call an Employee in (Who?)
>Contact a Company via Fax (Who? About what? QM will tell you how much it'll cost.)
>Leave the office.
>End the workday (Enters Downtime/Upgrade phase)
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And one last little thing before I start updating the Pastebins and closing out some of my tabs:

You hear your elevator DING as five ETF agents come rushing down. A bland-faced man with an epsilon symbol tattoo'd on his face looks around. "Hm. This the place?"

A boyish woman flashes a toothy smile, various slash and burn marks covering her face. A tau symbol sewed onto her vest. "Yep. This is the place we gotta help."

An older man with barely any hair clinging to his head follows suit. A scar on his left hand looks like the Chi symbol. Various X-Company logos (Gears, bullets, outlines of soldiers) still cling to his outfit. "Hrm."

A middle-aged man with bright green hair and a woman wearing a habit are the last ones to leave. Their symbols (Rho/Green Hair, on the back of his outfit, Sigma/Holy Lady, stitched on her habit) show that despite their weirder appearances, they're EFT too. "Oh! Blessedth the Father, we're here!"

"Yeah, yeah, calm down. We're probably just going to get killed." The green haired man sighs. "Let's get this over with, aight?"

"Whatever. I'm just here for my paycheck." Epsilon shrugs.

>Epsilon, Tau, Chi, Rho, and Sigma have entered the facility.
>As ETF members, they will occasionally be unavailable at the start of the shift to harvest anomalies. Which won't matter much if they die before the end of the shift.
>Current Debt to pay to keep them: 6 C and 6 A by the end of the shift.
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>>5440786
Oh, one last addendum before I let you guys run wild. 154, not 142, to account for what you got from [REDACTED].
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Should we give Star a beer from the vending machine? I know it's not exactly an anomalous source of morale recovery, but she might appreciate it...?
It's pretty casual for a Nurture order, I just hope it doesn't further overestimulate her.
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>>5440786
i voted for
>Give Velvets gift to the Detective to analyze AFTER letting creative types take a look at it(even if something can be made)
and
>>5440709
>Recruit Sirocco to steal the Rangers gun one way or an another pick the most capable person you think can convince her to do this and come back to her c̶o̶n̶t̶a̶i̶n̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶c̶e̶l̶l̶ home at the end of it.
BUT ONLY İF ONE(1) more person supports it.
>Make sure all fighting personnel(expect maybe ranger0 just in case she does spy work) is aware we will be getting MULTIPLE ANOMS help with the invasion(over their pde of course wouldn't want any scouts hearing this)
>Bring fortune to Sirocco so she can get her horoscope
But im open to changing my vote if a safer cross test comes to mind.(remind you sam thought skelly boy might react negatively to fortune but it might still be the safer option) Obviously out if decide to use this hour to recruit her instead.
>Contemplate dueling Future when there is more time
a good idea since we cant help but keep leaving our room. Let us see what our skills got to say about this.
>Ready ART's room for the dining experience and let the Harvester dine with the chef present, alert security of this happening of course.
I can see that paradigm already!(or is it merely a trick of the light?)
>Let Star rest for the upcoming prank on the rangers
Can't do a practical prank if you fumble due to being exhausted
>Bring rest of the bags to Velvet and ask her if she can return our kindness by getting rid of them
İf this one passes im fine with whatever details QM thinks appropriate.
>Extraction on Last Shot order the accounting department organize the effort, let them know sarge has a headache is uppity
should be fine
>Admin to Future Bond(?) Ease your mind about the upcoming ordeal, ask if we done the right things, thank him personally for helping with the fish and bring up dueling with him someday.
I think admin can cool of with this if fellow anons agree.
>Message I about making her grandpas gun(himself?) a permanent addition to the training hall to get her opinion on it. Do it anyways even she refuses for some reason
Never can have enough combat readiness
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>>5440848
Sorry for the abundant writing errors, hopefully its still more than coherent enough to understand
>>5440838
I second this, in fact give her coffee if our debt arrangement allows it
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>>5440862
Look, I've dealt with autists who could barely type a coherent sentence. This is better than I've seen from some people. (German autists, good at war but not much else). If people agree, then I follow through. If they don't, they don't.

Only thing I'll comment on as of now is that you can't really drink your down payment right now, so any coffee you're giving to anyone is gonna be the shitty shit that tastes like burnt paper.
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>>5440883
>4.5/3 Stardust Vials
Wait a minute, does she owe us 2 vials of stardust or the owned goods spilled all over where the performance happened?
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>>5440896
You had 1.5 vials at the start of the day, you extracted 3 later in the shift, you have 4.5/3 now. You can try extracting the stuff she's leaking but that QUOTA has been satisfied. It's just there to remind you that it's one less thing to worry about.
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Is it possible to collect the stardust currently leaking from her without actually stressing her out further?
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Heavily against burning bodies with Velvet right now, don't want her to be a panic risk when we're about to get Invaded. We can do it afterwards, pace things out. Not like we'll be penalized for taking our time.
I'm also confused as to why you're going to bother asking Isabelle about her feelings regarding setting up AFYN as a permanent trainer if you're going to ignore whatever she says anyways. That's a bit insulting to her, really. I'm not against the idea of proposing AFYN as a trainer, but impacting morale before a big fight does not make a motivated employee. Other than that, I also question the dueling of Future when we're clearly in no shape to fight, or even fight fairly. This seems like it'd end poorly one way or another. Speaking to him in general and extending some more olive branches might be good, though.

>Have the artsy/creator types (Kor, maybe Hirose?) look over the fabric given by Velvet. See if they can get away with feeding a portion to the Detective for analysis without consuming the whole thing. If not, give up on that.

>Ask Sirocco if she'd be interested in potentially being let out to fight against the Rangers, whether it be stealing their weapons or blinding them. Taking into consideration her recent conversation with Future, couch it as "serious business," and a glimpse at what life is like for the Employees.
>[BOUND BY DUTY] "Living in this city… It's a struggle. Sometimes, when we want to protect people - protect ourselves - we have to sacrifice things. Our blood. Our flesh. Our happiness. But we will always try to survive in the hope that one day we'll be able to thrive."

>Ready Arty's room for the dining experience and let the Harvester dine with the chef present, alert security of this happening of course.

>Admin to Bond with Future via Intercom: Ease your mind about the upcoming ordeal, ask if we did the right things, thank him personally for helping with the fish.

>Ask Employee I for her thoughts regarding the use of AFYN as a trainer for Employees. "No better person to whip them into shape; the Father knows we need that kind of experience. A little piece of him in everyone." If she reacts negatively, put off the rest of the conversation for after the Invasion.

>Employees O, A2 to Nurture Star of the Century. Give her a post-performance beer from the vending machine and try not to further overstimulate her. Collect any Stardust she's leaking if it won't cause further damage.

>Employee M, ETF Beta, Bond with Last Shot. Hash out a battle plan utilizing his troops. Try to learn more about them. Play to his bloodlust; maybe the chance to bash some skulls will take his mind off his "headache."
>"If we're going to fight together, we're gonna have to work together. Let's try not to step on each other's toes."
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>>5440786
LIVING
>Future
>Admin to Bond with Future via Intercom: Ease your mind about the upcoming ordeal, ask if we did the right things, thank him personally for helping with the fish.
I liked this write-in, so I want to back it.
>Sirocco
>I/Isabelle to Bond with Sirocco. Ask Sirocco if she'd be interested in potentially being let out to fight against the Rangers, whether it be stealing their weapons or blinding them. Taking into consideration her recent conversation with Future, couch it as "serious business," and a glimpse at what life is like for the Employees.
I know I/Isabelle is part of Sec, but they're good at giving cool speeches like the one proposed a bit ago.
>Star
>A2/Adama and C/Celanine to Nurture with Star. Give her a beer from the beer vending machine, plus a pillow to rest her head on. Try not to overstimulate her. Collect Stardust leaking ONLY if it won't damage her; this is NOT Extraction work.
We haven't had C/Celanine work much lately? O/Opal was on duty during Star's show.
>Shot
>M/Monifa and ETF Gamma to Bond with Shot. Hash out a battle plan utilizing his troops. Try to learn more about them. Play to his bloodlust; maybe the chance to bash some skulls will take his mind off his "headache.". "If we're going to fight together, we're gonna have to work together. Let's try not to step on each other's toes."
We use ETF Beta a lot lately. I want the smooth ETF Gamma to have a role too, if he's here. If not, then use ETF Beta.
>Velvet
>Cross-test with Fortune for a Price.
Easy

INANIMATE
>Fortune
>Cross-test with Fire on the Velvet Horizon.
Easy
>Art
>X/X??? (avoidant/obedient defective) and O2/???? (the hyperfocus C3P0 misfit bot) to Appease with Art. Prepare his room for the dining event with the food critic. Alert security of what is to happen beforehand. They WILL be stretched thin if shit happens at the same time R Company breaches our facility and they aren't ready.
I want to find out more about X and O2
>Sense
W/???? (unsteady notekeeper android) and Q2/???? (the big bulky new drone manager) to Nurture with Sense. Clean it up, polish, wipe screen, dust off, etc. Get them to prep for the upcoming event. The directors and managers set him straight, and now it needs to be freshened up to step into the camera frame...
I want to find out more about W and Q2

MISC
>Plan to have the Inspector tinker with The American Spirit after the R Corp raid concludes.
>Inform Epsilon, Tau, Chi, Rho, and Sigma (the 5 temporary rental ETF that just arrived) about the situation with the imminent R Corp raid, and to go to the Security personnel and be briefed about that, as well as geared up if there's anything to spare.
>Have H/Hirose and K/Kor (if he is okay to do so after Shot fucked him up) check the fabric from Velvet. See if they can get away with feeding a portion to the Detective for analysis without consuming the whole thing. If not, give up on that.
>Get EVERYBODY ready for the imminent R Corp raid. Brace for breach soon...
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>>5440838
>>5440848
>>5440862
>>5440896
>>5440945
>>5441065
We might have to start talking about who will be fighting and who will be providing support for the imminent raid on our base. Plus using what Paradigms we got, like The American Spirit. I recall we had Old World Blues (healing but attention losing coat) and God Wills It Thus (the book of rituals we got from Reminder after he became Future) given to some company Inspector to tinker with and then send back, right? We did that with AFYN for a day, right? I fucking forgot all this, shit. Anyway, check the pastebin, we got FUCKTONS of gear to spread around... but we'll still be short, I bet, because that's how it is.
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>>5441187
I propose using Beta for Shot explicitly because Shot doesn't really respect M as his "replacement" despite acknowledging her authority, and is noted to have a preference for talking to old veterans like Beta or N. Beta is there to smooth over any ruffled feathers and also as someone who might be able to offer his own two cents on possible battle plans. Gamma isn't really much of a fighter, since he's supposed to be the brains to Delta's brawn.
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>>5441187
Proposing swapping out W and Q2 for Sense with N and ETF Null, since Sense generally responds more favorably to high Bond/Observe stats. I know it's a Nurture action, but just in case it decides to get fucky and play something...
We can test W and Q2 on it after this, maybe. I just want to minimize risk since we're about to jump into a fight.
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>>5440781
>page gets refreshed
>lose the whole work order

Also, can we not weaponize Siro? Jesus anons.
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>>5441289
That's why you write in a document, anon. We've all suffered the same fate. I still hear horror stories of QMs that get their updates eaten because they write in the box.
Also, we're giving her a choice! A choice! And it seems like it might be good for her Paradigm.
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Putting up a theoretical plan for now. Suggestions/additions/edits/whatever welcome.

MISC
>Announce the upcoming Invasion via the intercom. "Showtime starts in an hour. Fighters, get in position. Noncombatants, secure yourselves until further notice."
>Have H/Hirose and K/Kor (if he is okay to do so after Shot fucked him up) check the fabric from Velvet. See if they can get away with feeding a portion to the Detective for analysis without consuming the whole thing. If not, give up on that.

>Inform Epsilon, Tau, Chi, Rho, and Sigma (the 5 temporary rental ETF that just arrived) to go to the Security personnel and be briefed about the upcoming raid. Get them geared up if there's anything to spare.

>Plan to have the Inspector tinker with The American Spirit after the R Corp raid concludes.

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LIVING
>Admin to Bond with Future via Intercom: Ease your mind about the upcoming ordeal, ask if we did the right things, thank him personally for helping with the fish.

>I/Isabelle to Bond with Sirocco. Ask Sirocco if she'd be interested in potentially being let out to fight against the Rangers, whether it be stealing their weapons or blinding them. Taking into consideration her recent conversation with Future, couch it as "serious business," and a glimpse at what life is like for the Employees.
>"Living in this city… It's a struggle. Sometimes, when we want to protect people - protect ourselves - we have to sacrifice things. Our blood. Our flesh. Our happiness. But we will always try to survive in the hope that one day we'll be able to thrive."

>A2/Adama and C/Celanine to Nurture with Star. Give her a beer from the beer vending machine, plus a pillow to rest her head on. Try not to overstimulate her. Collect Stardust leaking ONLY if it won't damage her; this is NOT Extraction work.

>M/Monifa and ETF Gamma to Bond with Shot. Hash out a battle plan utilizing his troops. Try to learn more about them. Play to his bloodlust; maybe the chance to bash some skulls will take his mind off his "headache."

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INANIMATE
>Have Velvet cross-test with Fortune. Assign ETF Gamma on standby, equipped with the appropriate fireproof gear. Couch it as "a moment of entertainment for the lady, to take her mind off of things" or whatever might make her amenable. He's the people person.

>X/X??? (avoidant/obedient defective) and O2/???? (the hyperfocus C3P0 misfit bot) to Appease with Art. Prepare his room for the dining event with the food critic. Alert security of what is to happen beforehand.

>Employee N and ETF Null to Nurture Sense. Clean it up, polish, wipe screen, dust off, etc. Get them to prep for the upcoming event. The directors and managers set him straight, and now it needs to be freshened up to step into the camera frame…

Honestly I'm a little wary of Vvet crosstesting with Fortune, but it sounds like it might be fun. Hopefully not the fun! kind of fun.
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>>5440786
Just gonna do this piecemeal
Living
>Sigma, Nurture Future, deal with that rust-spot
>Null, Bond Siro, afterwards warn her of the upcoming guest and that she might recognize some of them, and that she’s allowed to disarm and play with them if the come into her room, but not our employees.
>Q, S, L, Extract Star, collect all the stardust pouring out from her. S is preform an medidical examination and treatment at her discretion.
>Chi, Bond Shot
>R, Beta, Gamma, Cross-test Fire and Fortune, employees are to keep Fire calm for the duration of the transport. Tau is to repair and upgrade Fire’s containment cell. A non-living bag is to be thrown in and burned when Fire returns.
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>>5440786
Inanimate
>Alpha, E, Cross-test Fire & Fortune. Make sure this doesn’t turn into a mess.
>Q2, D, N, prepare seating arrangements for the food critic in Art’s cell, dine the critic, and extract A-Energy
>AK, Zero, Bond Sense. It’s showtime.
I’m wondering if Sense takes inspiration for his projections/constructs from Employee that visit him.
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>>5440786
Misc
>Give Detective Art’s RBA table-scrapes
>Employ previous intel to R-Company’s upcoming invasion.
>Have Kor and other high Observation employees examine Velvet’s velvet.
>Inform our new PERMANENT ETF about the upcoming invasion, and order them to prepare.
>C-ORA: Search Protocol (The Father)
>Ready the Beast
>Prepare TAS to be used
>Hand I AFYN at the beginning of the invasion for it’s duration.
>S-4M: Anomaly Analyzation (The Crosstest)
>Admin, dine with the Food Critic and inquire about the service.
>Have an apathetic employee interrogate the living bodybag

>>5441295
Fire Work Order addendum- Use the Blessed Chains to keep Velvet calm and under control.

>>5441298
Art Work Order addendum- O2 can replace D.

>>5441293
I don’t want to bring up Siro’s trauma while she’s still pondering her choice. A time & a place, anon.
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>>5441294
Hmmm i like what this anon planned, i support all the planned actions with the small caveat of bringing up dueling with Future and see if he thinks we can handle it.
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>>5440945
Yea. Just put a bucket under her holes while S examines her and tries to patch her up.

>>5441065
The bags need to be burned, just make sure it isn’t the living bag that gets torched.

>>5441193
OWB and GWIT are outta action right now.

>>5441270
Use Chi, Shot respects badasses and clowunes.

>>5441287
Sense doesn’t need a nurture now, he needs combat inspiration. We can nurture him with B and Alpha after the invasion.

>>5441294
>Honestly I'm a little wary of Vvet crosstesting with Fortune, but it sounds like it might be fun
Same, but I figure it’s a good opportunity to repair and upgrade her cell in the meantime. Besides, Blessed Chains will help soothe her (along with M).

Also, what do you think of my plans?
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>>5441315
>The bags need to be burned, just make sure it isn’t the living bag that gets torched.
True but no need for haste, we can do it safely later after the shitshow of 5 anoms and lovecraft geting unleashed on the Rangers have passed.
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>>5441270
I picked Gamma because
>we use Beta for Shot too much so far
>Gamma is still an ETF and still has cred and authority
>pre-raid brains guy to talk strategy with Shot is good
>Gamma rarely gets used for work orders these days

>>5441287
We use N/Nicholas a lot these days too. I wanted to get other lesser-used employees screentime. I am up to subbing out Q2 with ETF Null, however.

>>5440786
changing the Sense work order in my vote in >>5441187 from
>W/???? (unsteady notekeeper android) and Q2/???? (the big bulky new drone manager) to Nurture with Sense
to
>W/???? (unsteady notekeeper android) and ETF Null to Nurture with Sense
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>>5441295
>deal with that rust-spot
If its an anomalous thing to suggest he's literally getting rusty doing nothing in his containment, then we'll find out during the raid. If his rust goes away as he fights in the raid, that'll be our answer. If it is simply non-anomalous regular rust of some kind, we can easily clean that up with an employee - AFTER the raid
>warn her of the upcoming guest and that she might recognize some of them
OH YEAH I forgot about this, she does have previous experience with R Corp. Good call, I want this added to my vote now with I/Isabelle's work order.
>medical examination and treatment at her discretion
She's just tired from exerting herself, I hope
>employees are to keep Fire calm for the duration of the transport
Huh, my idea was to simply push Fortune into her containment unit then push it back out, like we did with the Sense cross-test
>repair and upgrade Fire’s containment cell
Good call, but I remember we just did that the previous day? Recently, I mean. Should be good to do later when we aren't bracing for big invasion
>non-living bag is to be thrown in and burned
While I agree with the idea, I think not. The narration and previous burnings implied the bag burning is a special work order in and of itself, and Velvet gets stressed regardless of the contents due to burning stuff up triggering her husband/lover-induced PTSD

>>5441298
>prepare seating arrangements for the food critic
Yeah, good
>Bond Sense. It’s showtime
He's already ready, I think. Sending people to clean him up is more symbolic and fitting because of showbiz actors prepping backstage.
>I’m wondering if Sense takes inspiration for his projections/constructs from Employee that visit him.
Very interesting idea. I want the admin to note that for future experimenting, see if there's some merit to that.

>>5441310
>The miscs
Very nice

>>5441315
>OWB and GWIT are outta action right now.
I guessed as much. Thanks for confirming.
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>>5440786
Add the following to my vote in >>5441187

MISC
>Employ previous intel to R-Company’s upcoming invasion.
>C-ORA: Search Protocol (The Father)
>Ready the Beast
>Prepare TAS to be used by somebody (?)
>Hand I/Isabelle AFYN at the beginning of the invasion for it’s duration, off of P/Presley
>Have D-C45P/"Caspian" (emotionless and deadened anomaly fetishist D-Class) and D-W01FY/"Wolfy" (guro/snuff/ryona enthusiast and good at anomaly hints D-Class) interrogate the mystery man inside the one bodybag, watched over by Q2 (big bulky drone manager)
and of course
>Announce the imminent R Corp raid to the facility. "Showtime starts in an hour. Fighters, get in position. Noncombatants, secure yourselves until further notice."
We should figure out who the combatants and noncombatants are at some point before the big attack kicks in. By the way,
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>>5441438
FORGOT TO FINISH MY POST
>The five employees you assigned start chipping away and you can expect them to be done by Hour 5. It’s currently Hour 3.
Those 5 we have busy working on the RBA bones for crafting cool shit are
>D/D??? (analytical art critic)
>B/Bill (ex-scrapper/mechanic)
>K/Kate (see >>5441438)
>L/Lily (jokester ex-harvester that's a bit TOO "thirsty for meat" perhaps)
>D-W01FY/"Wolfy" (see >>5441438)
We did have D go work on Velvet just now in >>5440737, but otherwise all 5 have been working straight for the past hour. This current hour is all we got left before the invasion from R Corp.
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There's always a vote to assign the fighters/gear just before combat actually starts. It's fine to ignore it until then. There's no real benefit in planning it out beforehand, that'll just muddy up our votes.
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>>5441310
+1 to these misc tasks
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>>5441591
>>5441310
Does using the S-4M Analyze thing work on the crosstest? Don't we need a full hour at least for that? And I refuse to have Admin go to the Food Critic and Art to eat right now, right before the invasion strikes us, and since we'll be busy doing an intercom work (?) with Future
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>>5441705
Agreed, we need to stay in our nest and keep things running smoothly. Going out there makes no sense.
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>>5441295
>>5441298
>>5441310
Support
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Small little addendum, I'll probably wait a bit while longer (2 days, usually) to conclude a vote on work order votes due to how much there is to discuss. I'll clarify a few things before going DIRECTLY BACK TO [bed]

>>5440945
All I can say is you can always try. There's not really a lot of actions that I say are impossible outside of self evident ones (You can't exactly feed Fortune anything but coins).

>>5441193
Corporate sponsor, you'll get OWB and GWIT at the end of the shift.

>>5441705
I'll tentatively allow the analyzation of the crosstest. It will always take a minimum of 3 hours to do so, unlike regular analysis requiring only a minimum of 1 hour.

>Didn't we repair Velvet's cell?
You did. X was just doing small routine maintaining for the Appease work to delay needing to do another repair.

>Status of the RBA item crafting employees
I won't penalize having those employees working on other tasks too much. Consider it a quality of life thing, there's a level of minute detail even I don't feel like beating you over the head with.

Unless the employee gets severely harmed. Then yeah, they can't work on the items and may slow down production. Can't hold a hammer with no arms and half a face.

>Rust, hasn't done enough or just regular?
All I will say is read what he said in his work notes and that it wasn't there last hour.
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Okay time to check things

>Future
Bond with Admin: mxP, m0e, zPr
Nurture with Sigma: b4d, jxt
>Sirocco
Bond with Isabelle: mxP, zPr, m0e
Bond with Null: B4d, jxt
>Star
Nurture with A2 and C: mxP, zPr, m0e
Extract with Q, S, and L: B4d, jxt
>Shot
Bond with M and Gamma: mxP, zPr, m0e
Bond with Chi: B4d, jxt
>Velvet
Crosstest with Fortune: mxP, zPr, m0e, B4d, jxt (First universal one, I'll add B4d's extra details aside from the bag, I'll add a second quick vote for that)
>Fortune
Read above with Velvet, no need to repeat myself. Alpha and Emily/E will be on standby unless I'm told otherwise
>Art
Appease with X and O2: mxP, zPr, m0e
Prepare sitting with Q2, D, and N: B4d, jxt
(Due to others agreeing with the prepare sitting bit, I'm combining the two instructions but with X and O2 being the ones directly working)
>Sense
Nurture with N and Null: mxP, zPr, m0e
Bond with AK and Ranger Zero: Bd4, jxt

Just a reminder, N is in somewhat poor condition after Velvet burned him. You still want to send him?
>Yes, Sense got dealt with, shouldn't an issue.
>No, send someone else/Change the work order (Who? And if changing, what to?)

Do you want to toss in a bag in Velvet's cell during the crosstest so she burns it once she arrives?
>Yes, it has to get done eventually.
>No, we don't want to risk any freakouts. Maybe later.

and I notice a bit of contention with B4d's "dine with the critic". If you're going to dine with them, it can't be during the work order (i.e you'll do it after she eats with Art). You are not exempt from the "An employee can only work on one anomaly" rule yourself.

Is this fine?
>Yes. Rather stay away from whatever might happen with that.
>No. I want to eat with her while she's with Art
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>>5442338
My votes are all counted correct
>Just a reminder, N is in somewhat poor condition after Velvet burned him. You still want to send him?
No and im fine with any other replacement worker or not ,i just want him in medbay, hes ded if sense decides we cant subdue him one hour nurture the next and chokes "the airwaves" with his bs.
>Do you want to toss in a bag in Velvet's cell during the crosstest so she burns it once she arrives
No, there is no haste but in the case of total catastrophe preventing Velvet from burning these bags for one reason or an another after the raid we can fax for an 1 shift of extansion on the sponsorship and hey if we fail w-whats the worst that management can do r-right?
>Is this fine?
No, were to busy bonding with Future(and not getting desroyed by the harvester or Art in case... of a misunderstanding.)

And father damned i just cant stop but imagine lovecrafts opening hopefully its gonna be super badass and not turned irrelevant by 5 anonms we recruited but that might be asking to much.

Another thought we should do a few extract works on Fortune in the future because the dice items are literal life saver and he said he will reveal his own fate, no good very icky. Fortune is one of our best utility assets. If there is a chance of it going beyond the veil we should get as much die out of it as possible.
Also picrel
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>>5442362
Also picrel is us after the scores of anonms we recruited causes a squad wipe. Imagine what HOPELESS WRECK would say to us then?
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>>5442362
>My votes are all counted, correct?
Yeah, I tend to worry about the work orders first. I usually just accept any misc that isn't 1.) self destructive, 2.) a majority of people disagree with, or 3.) conflicts with other miscs severely.

Oh, one more vote that I see in here that I have to ask about since this one is pretty contentious by nature. (Two agreed, one actively hates, and two haven't said anything)

Do you want to try asking Sirocco to assist you in the invasion?
>[HOPELESS WRECK] YES. THE MORE ANOMALIES TO OVERWHELM THEM, THE BETTER. FUCK R-CORP.
>[BOUND BY DUTY] No. She's a confused kid. Throwing her into active combat is a bit much, innit?
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>>5442368
>[BOUND BY DUTY] No. She's a confused kid. Throwing her into active combat is a bit much, innit?
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>>5442368
>[HOPELESS WRECK]
BOTH ARE GOOD AND BAD HUH? YOU THINKS THERE IS GOOD OUTSIDE THAT CELL?? FUCKING STUPID CHILD LETS SEE IF YOU'RE STILL THIS NAIVE AFTER THIS BLOODSHED. HAVE A TASTE OF THE STORM YOU'RE CHASING.
(Are write in like these okay? i had a lot a fun writing it and imaging some form of this thought(more civilized of course) going though admins mind.)
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>>5442371
>[HOPELESS WRECK]
LISTEN TO ME YOU HOLIER THAN THOU FUCK. THAT CHILD EATS GUNS AND THINKS THEY TASTE FUNNY. THERE NOTHING "BIT MUCH" ABOUT IT.SHE CAN, NO WILL HELP SAVE OUR BRITTLE PUSS LEAKING WRECK.
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>>5442338
>No, send someone else
Fuck it; surprise me. Make it anybody of your choice, as long as the other employee remains ETF Null. What unique combination of Null and other employee will you throw out at us? And yes please keep N/Nicholas in medbay until his face heals... even though he participated in the championship belt tournament, but that's serious business I can excuse him for leaving medbay to handle.
>No, we don't want to risk any freakouts. Maybe later.
Yeah no, just the crosstest with Fortune please
>Yes. Rather stay away from whatever might happen with that
We're gonna manage Future work order AND we need to be in our bunker room for our safety against R Corp

>>5442368
>[HOPELESS WRECK] YES. THE MORE ANOMALIES TO OVERWHELM THEM, THE BETTER. FUCK R-CORP
She's a mobile sandstorm, she'll be fine running interference and disruption
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>>5442411
I am >>5441187 mobileposting at work
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>>5442411
The tournament happened before he got blasted by anomaly fire. You guys had that as a thing like, a day ago or so.

>>5442373
>Are write in like these okay?
I'm not gonna stop you. I do take write ins as suggestions but I usually rewrite them to make more sense for the character. Or just reject them if they're too out of character.
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>>5442338
>No, send someone else/Change the work order (Who? And if changing, what to?)

>No, we don't want to risk any freakouts. Maybe later.

>Yes. Rather stay away from whatever might happen with that.
We never did pin down the long term mental effects of eating Flesh's meals.
Plus, it would entail eating RBA; no thanks.

>>5442368
>[BOUND BY DUTY] No. She's a confused kid. Throwing her into active combat is a bit much, innit?
She's a child, she'll be impossible to recapture, and we'll already have our hands full with there other uncaged Anomalies in the aftermath.
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>>5442338
>No
Send whoever to substitute N as long as they don't have - to Bond or Observe.
>No, we don't want to risk any freakouts. Maybe later.
>Yes. Rather stay away from whatever might happen with that.
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>>5442426
>impossible to recapture
She's quite susceptible to the sleepy time music, actually. Also worth attempting to extend an olive branch to her, show a bit of shared trust while framing it under conditions favorable to us, otherwise she'll try and break out on her own one of these days. Gotta let out some of the pressure or the bottle's gonna blow.
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>>5442451
That's not extending an olive branch, that's saying "sure, you can have a little freedom, briefly, if you're willing to hurt others for it".

Also her last work order pretty clearly laid out what needs to happen to 'solve' her: she needs to either decide that staying safe is more important, or that being free is more important. Letting her out of her cell for a while will likely start tipping things towards freedom.
Trouble is, STORM CHASER will likely mean releasing an Anomaly back into the world, which will not go over well, with Admin, with many of our employees, and with Management.
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>>5442338
>No, send someone else/Change the work order (Zero)
>Yes, it has to get done eventually. Only the non-moving bags though.
>No. I want to eat with her while she's with Art
I want to actually meet Art in person for this significant moment.

>>5442368
>[BOUND BY DUTY] No. She's a confused kid. Throwing her into active combat is a bit much, innit?
Heavy no, and not just because she’s a kid. Giving +5 anomalies permission to run amok in our facility is idiotic, and will cause a breach during the invasion. Don’t be excessively stupid anons.
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>>5442426
Flesh is gonna be gone in a couple hours, and the effects of two anomalies will turn into a boon I bet. Don’t discount that this is Flesh’s greatest achievement, it’s bound to be beneficial.

>>5442460
Actually, we don’t know if she’ll be released into the world necessarily. She may just move on and be ‘free’ from her current conditions.
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>>5442338
>No
>No
>Yes

>>5442368
>[BOUND BY DUTY]
How many "controlled" breaches can you make before an anomaly starts doing your job, manager?
And exposing a kid to such images of terror and violence bodes only so well, well, well.

>>5442382
Half Light [Medium: Success]
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>>5442368
>[BOUND BY DUTY] No. She's a confused kid. Throwing her into active combat is a bit much, innit?
Abort immediately, you're making a terrible mistake admin. There's already multiple abnormalities in the mix, you're losing control.
Also, these guys? >>5442373
>>5442382
They're compromised, you can't trust these blips and bloops for info anymore.
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Just finished rereading the last thread, and, uh, apparently the R-Corp raid is happening [i]because[/i] we rely on our anomalies too much
Would kind of defeat the point to drag the whole circus in as funny as it would be to see R-Corp get absolutely shit on
Which, admittedly, would be really really really fucking funny
That said since they're not going easy on us, don't see why we have to hold back either, hmph
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>>5442897
>apparently the R-Corp raid is happening [i]because[/i] we rely on our anomalies too much

I don't necessarily disagree with them to the honest, but with the short notice our Anomalies are the only way we had to quickly gain muscle.
Also, unless you're OP you only get access to the spoiler tags for formatting.
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>>5442738
>[HOPELESS WRECK]
Compromised? Not TRUST WORTHY? THERE IS A REASON WHY I WAS HERE FIRST INSTEAD OF THIS IDIOT OR ONE OF ITS YET TO BE REMEMBERED COUSINS BECAUSE I KEPT US ALIVE. WE'RE GONNA NEED TO DRINK OURSELVES TO A COMA EVERY NIGHT TO PREVENT THE REST OF THESE IDIOTS COMING BACK AND GETTING US KILLED
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Hm. Personally, I've always characterized Hopeless Wreck as something along the lines of "I passed a kidney stone the size of my thumbnail but that doesn't even break the top 10 worst things that happened today" kind of voice. You know?
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>>5443162
Could be, i obviously imagine him as a completely ruined survivor willing to everything to live even longer. The only reason i got the impression is its blurps are extremely selfish and survival orientated and SCREAMING.

Also >>5442366 is me saying to prevent future possible vote confusion
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>>5442368
Re read the archive to get caught up

>[BOUND BY DUTY] No. She's a confused kid. Throwing her into active combat is a bit much, innit?
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>Announce the imminent R Corp raid to the facility. "Showtime starts in an hour. Fighters, get in position. Noncombatants, secure yourselves until further notice."
>Inform our new PERMANENT ETF about the upcoming invasion, and order them to prepare.
>Make sure all fighting personnel (except Ranger Zero, just in case) is aware we will be getting MULTIPLE ANOMS help with the invasion (over the PDAs, to be safe)
>Employ previous intel to R-Company’s upcoming invasion

Okay, first off, time to tell your non-combat employees on how it's going to come in an hour. You tap on your microphone. Ah, the lovely HORRID sound of feedback. You lote it.

"Attention. Invasion is occurring in one hour. Fighters, get into position. Noncombatants, secure yourself in a safe location until future notice."

The hallways were already pretty empty but now? The only place you're seeing your non-combatant employees are in the dorms, offices on the third floor, medbay, and the storage rooms. Now, time to deal with security.

Administrator --> Security and ETF
ADMINISTATOR: Okay. I'm keeping Zero out of this, former R-Corp employee. Safety measure.
ADMINISTATOR: Head of Security. Have you informed them of current situation?
MONIFAMONEY: Basic details. R-Corp invasion, they're preparing right now. Is this about...your 'deals'?
ETF-ρ: What the fuck does that mean?
ETF-σ: Blessedth be the knight! Blessedth his holy blade!
ADMINISTATOR: Well, seems like Sigma knows. Yes, we have anomalies working with you. One mostly benefical and two wildcards. One meat.
ADMINISTATOR: One has been dealt with. Hopefully more benefical.
failureisFORBIDDEN: Oh lord above. Okay, I have a rough guess on who you picked.
failureisFORBIDDEN: Old pal. Chum. Please tell me that's it. Please tell me that's it.
ETF-χ: 10-4. Adjusting plans accordingly. Adjusting armor and weapon choices.
ADMINISTATOR: Yes. That is all.
justnotbothering: okay that pause was a bit too long man fuck are you sure about this
MONIFAMONEY: Our administrator works in mysterious ways.
ADMINISTATOR: It will work. Trust me. Get prepared, they're coming next hour. Unknown where they'll enter, keep guard on all floors.
ADMINISTATOR: Note: Exposure to [REDACTED] led to D-Class spouting off more info about Rangers. Attached it and all known intel to file being sent to HoS. She'll explain for me.
MONIFAMONEY: Understood.
ADMINISTATOR: Heavy recommendation to use The American Spirit.
INDIASIERRAALPHA: Roger.
ETF-ε: Task accepted. Positioning now. Activating PARADIGM.

Your sec and the new ETF spread across evenly on the three floors, preparing to strike when the invasion happens. You take a quick check on Ranger Zero. Just to be safe, you can't ever be TOO sure how trustworthy she is.

She carefully places her sidearm next to the other weapons on the second floor, before looking up at the camera and flashing a disgustingly smug smile. She exits security storage.
[HOPELESS WRECK] ...I don't feel good.
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>Have the artsy/creator types and high Observation employees look over the fabric given by Velvet. See if they can get away with feeding a portion to the Detective for analysis without consuming the whole thing.

You check the medbay section that Kor is still resting in. Half of his face is bandaged, with some drooping flesh still visible on the other half of his face. You sigh, thank god you stopped it from getting any worse.

He's looking at the piece of fabric alongside Hirose and Arthur. He pulls on the fabric as hard as he can but...the fabric barely moves an inch doing so.

"Hm. Velvet doesn't usually act like this." Hirose grabs the fabric and tries cutting off a section for detective consumption. The combat knife is doing a remarkably poor job of cutting through it, he gives up after a few failed minutes of cutting.

"Remin..." Kor gurgles as he clears his throat. "Remin' me of R-Corp ponch. Bulletpruf stuff, tough as SHIT."

Arthur blinks, before snatching the piece out of Kor's hand and taking a long look at it. "Holy shit, I don't think he's wrong."

"'iber patterns look similar, eh?" Kor chuckles. "Not my expertise, but I 'now it well."

"Y-yeah, this stuff costs like nine months worth of our paycheck." Arthur nervously pulls at his collar. "Shame it's only, like, barely enough to cover my palm..."

"Hm. Boss doesn't want us to consume it wholly. Guess it'll be in storage for now." Hirose shrugs. "Unless you guys have something to cut it with?"

"Aside from the holy sword-" Kor flinches at the mention of it. "-or the fangs they're making, not sure if anything could?"

Huh. Bulletproof? Tough as shit? Nine month paycheck levels of cost? You don't like being given something this valuable for basically nothing. Something about this feels...off.

>Hand Isabelle AFYN at the beginning of the invasion for it’s duration, off of Presley
>Ask Employee I for her thoughts regarding the use of AFYN as a trainer for Employees.
Administrator --> Employee I
ADMINISTATOR: We're returning him to you now. I have a question to ask you, though.
INDIASIERRAALPHA: What. I'm busy.
ADMINISTATOR: Due to a recently discovered aspect of AFYN, we plan to boost the speed of training our employees by prolonged exposure to AFYN.
ADMINISTATOR: Your thoughts?
INDIASIERRAALPHA: ...I would prefer having him to myself but I know he wouldn't want me to be too clingy.
INDIASIERRAALPHA: Can I at least have him during off time?
ADMINISTATOR: I'll think about it. For now, you'll have AFYN while you prepare for the invasion.
INDIASIERRAALPHA: Okay. Thanks.

Not really much of a firecracker like she used to be. Hopefully it's just stress from the invasion.

>Prepare TAS to be used
>Ready the Beast

>-4 A-Energy, activating Beast at Hour 5.

The two objects in question are being transported to the frontlines. If nothing else, you know you tried. A single message appears on the beating, throbbing heart as it is transported with the Beast.

"READYING UP!"
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>C-ORA: Search Protocol (The Father)
"Ahaha. Ha. Ha?" Okay, this isn't the kind of laughter you expected. The normally jovial and slightly (VERY) schizophrenic analyzer just stares at you with a cold, dead look of utter...it's hard to describe it. It's like a mixture of confusion, apathy, and disgust.

"Look at who's being philosophicaAL. FuinNY." C-0RA quickly snaps back to her regular "uncomfortably happy" smile. "UnuUSAL energy noT found in others locateD: Arthur Smith, Hope for a Better Future, BLESSED BLADE, SPEAR OF JUDGEMENT."

That didn't really answer your question, you know those have weird anomalous effects. "Is that all you can say?"

"I'm not the firsT not the Last tasked to find hIM. EvEr tried to FIND the beach thousands of GRAINS of sand came from?" C-0RA tilts her head. "Have you? But...3555 MILES NORTH TO THE CITY LIMITS. THEN 2555 MILES EAST. THERE IS SOMETHING IN THERE. AN EMPTY PHONE BOOTH, SO BRIGHT SO BRIGHT SO BR-"

"That's all I know, sir!" You slowly look over at S-4M. Honestly, you relate pretty hard to the look of utter bewilderment, shock, and concern plastered on his face.

"Sir, can you give me a task so I can forget that." His tone of voice always have a jovial, upbeat tone, even when it's painfully forced. You kinda respect and pity that at the same time.

>S-4M: Anomaly Analyzation (The Crosstest)
"Analyze the crosstest between Future and Sirocco." You spit out. The AI quickly nods as hard as he can, as much as a somewhat static image on your screen can do. "Alright, thank you! Will do, three hours! Have fun with your other assistant! I'm going to do...that. And other stuff."

"What's his issue?" C-0RA obliviously giggles to herself. You half-chuckle in response, ready to move on from what just happened. 3555 and 2555 miles, though...that can't be right, can it? Somehow you feel she wasn't making up the distance here.

>Have an apathetic employee interrogate the living bodybag
D-C45P (emotionless and deadened anomaly fetishist) and Q2 (big bulky drone manager) enter the storage room where you have the mystery man locked up. You're honestly not sure if you should even be doing this...

[BOUND BY DUTY] A man should have his last words before he dies. We should give him that much.
[HOPELESS WRECK] ...LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.

Q2 opens up the bag and rips out the gag from the man (you can't describe him as anything else, he's the most generic man you've seen in a while). The man's breathing is incredibly quick and swallow.

"please let me go. please, please, please!"

"WHO ARE YOU?"
"Answer and maybe we will. Pinkie promise. Stab my eye out if you feel I betrayed you."

The man's eyes dart between the two. "I'm, I'm, I'm John Doe! No, wait, I'm John Doe! No, that's not...that's not..."
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D-C45P can barely feign any real emotion at the man's panic. "Okay. John, why do they want to burn you?" She kneels down to look him dead in the eyes.

"I! They, they...I can't say, I can't. This is my punishment. No, no, I'm innocent!" His eyes keep darting around like crazy. You're not sure if you can get anything useful out of him at this point. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I wanted to be a good Director!"

"DIRECTOR? CLARIFY YOUR POSITION. RANK SIMILAR TO ADMINISTRATOR? OVERBOSS? OVERSEER? K-ZERO?"

"...N-no. Smaller." A slight bit of clarity reaches the man. "I...my brain burns. I can't remember. I'm sorry, they burned my...They...please stop talking to me. They'll know. T-they probably already know."

"Are you sure. You do know this will absolutely condemn you to hellfire from an anomaly. Your flesh will boil off and be so juicy and warm." You're pretty sure those were meant to be questions but saying them like statements is making this feel way worse than it should be.

The man doesn't answer.

"FINAL CHANCE. PERHAPS WE CAN DRUG YOU IF YOU COMPLY."

"I did what I could. At least I could say my final words. F-fuck this place." John Doe sighs. "Let me out or let me suffer in peace. Give me that."

Q2 stuffs the gag back in his mouth while D-C45P simply shakes her head at the man. She seals the bag up as she leaves.

You feel sick. You barely have the will to hold back the torrent of black tar bubbling in your mouth. Tastes even more bitter than it normally does. It taunts you, staining your mouth and teeth. Yeah, let's just move on, this was...not the best idea you had, admittedly.

>Plan to have the Inspector tinker with The American Spirit after the R Corp raid concludes.
Administrator --> Inspector
ADMINISTATOR: How willing would you be to do some tinkering on another PARADIGM?
GADGETMOMENT: Well, I'm busy with the ones you sent me, quite fine creatures. Off the clock investigation?
GADGETMOMENT: I would be willing to do a quick check and run after you and my company's business hours close up.
ADMINISTATOR: That is tolerable. I would've preferred a bit sooner, perhaps next hour. But if you are unable to do otherwise?
GADGETMOMENT: Yes, I'm sorry. Hands are tied. You can send the file you have of it at least while I work, alright?
ADMINISTATOR: Alright. Sending one over now.
GADGETMOMENT: Thanks!

Okay, not the best you could've gotten, but okay. Sure. It's probably safer that way. Keep focusing on other stuff, Admin. You're doing...okay, yeah, maybe you need to talk to someone. You think you know how to talk to.
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>Admin to Bond with Future via Intercom: Ease your mind about the upcoming ordeal, ask if we did the right things, thank him personally for helping with the fish.

You flip your camera over to Future's containment cell. He's standing in the middle of the room. The tip of his sword has pierced a bit into the metal containment cell floor. The moment you test your mic, he looks up at the camera in the cell.

"Hello, Administrator." His voice is level and neutral. "What brings you for a chat today?"

You let a deep breath out. "Did I do the right things? Are...am I doing a good job?" Your two assistants give you slightly worried looks but otherwise stay silent.

The knight solemnly croaks. An old, barely used laugh trickles out of his mouth. "That was a question I asked to myself not too long ago. Do you think you did the right thing?"

"I. Frankly, what I do is what I think is necessary. What was that old motto? Cold but not cruel?" You wonder where you heard that from. Sounds familiar. "But I always wonder if I could be better. Do better."

"Your choices have prevented death so far. And they will continue to. There will always be sacrifices to be made..." The knight grips the hilt of his blade. "...but there is no bloodless path in this world. We can only limit how much is spilled."

"Which I thank you for helping in doing. That fish, for instance. Not sure if it would've been deathless without you."

The knight nods. "I simply followed the path that helped me fulfill my redemption. There is no further praise to be given to me."

The knight walks closer to the camera. "Are you scared? Of what is about to happen?"

[HOPELESS WRECK] WE MUST SURVIVE.
[BOUND BY DUTY] We must withstand.

"...Yes. I am. That's part of the reason I'm talking to you. Some part of me feels like my luck is running out. That this is going to fuck me over." You wipe away at your mouth. A dark stain forms on your suit's sleeve.

The knight doesn't respond for a moment. It slowly returns back to where it was standing before. It slowly removes its helmet before turning back to you.

"Perhaps it is. Perhaps two people will die. Perhaps five. Perhaps zero. I will try to limit the damage but...we can only do so much. Avoid death for so long. But, there's one benefit to our positions."

"Even if the burden of the benefit will weigh down on forever."

You weakly laugh. "I feel like you know what you're going to say but go ahead. I want to hear it from the man himself."

"Simply put, we get to try again. We can pick ourselves up from the ashes and keep moving forward. Because if we don't keep carrying our burdens and be the leading shepherd, who will be?"

"...This burden gets worse every day." You admit. "But you're right. There's no one else who can carry it. Thanks for the chat, it helped. Somewhat."

The knight simply puts his helmet back on. "I was simply returning the favor. You helped me. I helped you. Blessedth your day."
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>I/Isabelle to Bond with Sirocco. Warn her of the upcoming guest and that she might recognize some of them

Employee I solemnly walks over to the containment cell, her eyes focused on the floor moreso than anything else. She puts on the sand resistant equipment merely as an afterthought.

I'm safe here. Aren't I?
There's hardly any movement in the cell at this point. You even see Employee I entering.
The storm shifts a bit as she recognizes the employee.
ANOMALY: Oh. Hello, cool lady.
I: Hey.
There's an awkward silence.
I: I'm...sorry to have to break the news to you. There's...something bad going outside.
ANOMALY: L-like what?
ANOMALY: C-can I help? I, uh, I wanna show I'm a big girl! You know, doing stuff outside and being cool-
I: There's going to be some guests. Uninvited guests. Guests that you'll recognize.
I: I want you to promise me something.
ANOMALY: Y-yes?
I: If they break in. Don't be afraid to defend yourself. The world outside is...dangerous. Death, violence, greed. It's awful out there.
I: But that doesn't mean you can't change it. Or resist against it.
I: Even if you feel trapped, you still have choices. You still have the will to do what you have to do.
ANOMALY: I. I don't want to fight. I just want to live and be with friends and have a good time and not have to worry and-
If a storm can hyperventilate, she's going through that. The speed of the storm is stop and go, then SUPER FAST.
I: That is what is it to live outside.
Employee I steps closer, holding her arms out.
I: You have to stand up for what you want. And you want to live in peace. With your friends.
I: But if you're not willing to do that, then the world will spit you out. It sucks. But you can rise above it.
ANOMALY: ...
The storm slows down to a crawl. A cool breeze passes by Employee I's hair.
ANOMALY: ...I know. I know. I...I'm not going out there to fight. But I don't want to feel trapped.
ANOMALY: If. If that is what it takes to be free, I will. I will protect myself. I don't need others to protect me, do I?
You must grow up eventually. But are you willing to take that step forward?
I: I said all I can say. Just remember.
I: If you see a Ranger in here, do whatever it takes to protect yourself.
ANOMALY: ...I will. Thank you.
I: No problem. Have a good day, Siro.
ANOMALY: You too, Isabelle.
The normally innocent, carefree tone of the child is slowly shifting.
ANOMALY: Stay safe.
Employee I exits the containment cell.
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>M/Monifa and ETF Gamma to Bond with Shot. Hash out a battle plan utilizing his troops. Try to learn more about them. Play to his bloodlust; maybe the chance to bash some skulls will take his mind off his "headache.".

After instructing the agents and security officers on what to do, Monifa basically drags Gamma (Smug fast talker) by the ear. "HEY, C-"

AUTHORIZATION: GREATLY WELCOMED!
ANOMALY: Finally, some people actually worth talking to.
Gamma almost gets thrown to the ground, only stopping himself with his gloved hands.
γ: Fuck, okay. Just doing me dirty like that. Doing the best dude in the facility such dishonor!
M: Okay, Shot. Look. We got an invasion happening soon and I don't want any bullshit.
M: We're going to hash out a plan. Okay? If we're going to work together, we can't step on each other's toes.
A tendril pops up out of the ground, alongside a pile of meat in the vague shape of a bulletin board.
ANOMALY: Okay, speak. This is my element, god damnit.
γ: Okay now you see, we got some cowboy motherfuckers. Real nasty assholes, bang bang boom boom! Revolvers up the ass.
M: Yes, and we want to know how well your soldiers can follow through with this.
ANOMALY: Well, as long as I know, they'll execute them just fine! I just tell them what needs to be done!
ANOMALY: They don't need to think. They can think in their off time.
ANOMALY: What we gotta do? Swarm then, focus fire one target?
M: Well, I would want a handful to be meat shields (literally) and the rest to be suppressing fire.
γ: Yeah, and you can rotate! Dude takes too many bullets, put him in back to get meaty again!
ANOMALY: Oh, absolutely, they can be replaced when the...god, my head still FUCKING HURTS.
The flesh all across the room pulsates violently. Some is starting to squirm up Gamma's leg...
γ: Ah, ah, but what hurts more? Your head...or those R-Corp scum who'll be your perfect puppets?
The pulsation stops.
γ: Just shoot everything that stands in your way. PROTECT THIS COMPANY UNTIL YOU D I E.
The flesh retracts.
ANOMALY: Yes. Yes, a leader must not fall to impulse nor rash thinking. I shall be a glorious leader for my soldiers.
ANOMALY: It's going to fade once I see those fuckers suffer.
M: Right, well, that's good! So, do you agree with the meat shield thing?
ANOMALY: Eh, it's fine enough. They won't be able to complain even if they hate being shot. It is what it is, you know?
ANOMALY: They do their job because I tell them to. No backtalk. No resistance. That is the way a leader should be.
γ: Good, good! Nice talk, nice talk. Also, uh, if you see any weird flaming thing, please shoot it. Just in case...
Gamma looks at the flesh covered camera, right at you.
γ: You know?
ANOMALY: How vague and fucking ominous. Alright, whatever kid. Get out.
The two quickly exit.

Hm. You're not sure how far going with mostly Bonding will work but at least he said a bit more info.
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>A2/Adama and C/Celanine to Nurture with Star. Give her a beer from the beer vending machine, plus a pillow to rest her head on. Try not to overstimulate her. Collect Stardust leaking ONLY if it won't damage her; this is NOT Extraction work.

The two employees quietly approach the cell. The only sounds heard on the floor they're on are their own footsteps. They nod to each other after whispering something in each other's ears before entering.

Show's over. Please leave. Please leave.
Star of the Century is floating two feet above the floor in the fetal position.
Dust lingers in the air, flowing out of the holes in her back and leg.
Employee A2 holds up the beer towards the curled up magician.
Employee C slowly puts the pillow down on the floor before giving the anomaly as much space as possible.
ANOMALY: hurtsiwannasleep
C: Shh. It's bedtime. Go rest your head, okay?
The magician slowly floats down to rest her head on the pillow, still in the same position.
Employee A2 pops the cap off the bottle and holds it to the magician's mouth. Liquid slowly disappears out of the glass.
A2: There, there. Relax. It's over.
Employee A2 gently rubs the magician's head while Employee C investigates the wounds.
ANOMALY: gottaworkmustperformmustperform
A2: How is her condition?
C: Not great.
A2: Don't agitate her. She needs the rest.
Employee C nods. She hovers her hand above the leaking holes. The magician flinches.
Employee C pulls back before giving it as much space as possible.
C: I don't think we can do much else. We should just let her rest.
A2: Yeah. Goodnight, Star.
C: Have sweet dreams, sweetheart.
Both girls gently pat the magician on the head before exiting the containment cell.
ANOMALY: ...theshowmustgoon.
Star's breathing has relaxed as she slowly drifts into a better sleep.
Pull her strings and make her ring.

"At least she didn't snap at us." Employee A2 flicks her wrist in the air. Tiny bits of starry dust linger in the air, not even worth storing.

"Y-yeah. I just feel bad. Hopefully she feels a bit better, you know?" Employee C rubs the back of her neck with her robot arm. "Her head felt weird to touch."

"I...don't want to be out in the open right now. We can talk later."

The two quickly leave to go back into hiding.
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>Crosstest with Velvet and Fortune. Employees (R, Beta, Gamma) are to keep Fire calm for the duration of the transport. Tau is to repair and upgrade Fire’s containment cell. Alpha and Emily, alongside Gamma, on standby.

The moment Beta (A wary veteran) opens the cell, Velvet slowly strolls out of the containment cell. Tau quickly sneaks in as the anomaly leaves.

She looks at the two agents and the dog. She bends together to rub Roxy (an oddly intelligent dog) on the head. The dog barks.

"Servants. Lead." Gamma adjusts his glasses as he and Beta walk ahead of the anomaly. She slowly follows after them, leaving burn marks along the ground.

Soon, they reach Fortune's containment cell. Seems like it went smoothly enough, outside of Beta and Gamma's face being beat red from heat exposure. She dismissively waves a hand to dismiss them as she enters Fortune's cell.

A dignified air follows the velvet-clad anomaly as she enters.
She stares at the set up of a fortune teller machine and a table sitting in front of it.
VELV: Intriguing. A teller of destiny.
VELV: Humor me, machine.
She tosses an old coin at the machine before kneeling down and folding her legs underneath her thighs.
The two anomalies simply stare at each other. The floor slowly get scorched as they wait.
The machine finally begins to shake after the stare down. The other anomaly jolts a bit at the sight.
VELV: How uncouth. How debasing. You should sit still.
And so it does. The shaking suddenly and abruptly stops.
A slip of paper slips out of one of Fortune's slots.
It flutters over to Velvet, catching ablaze as it passes by her sight.
FORT: "Favored Letters: R, D, X. Hated Numbers of Day: 2, 3, 5."
FORT: "1100°C. Horoscope: Leo. You deserve and command respect. But how much of that respect and honor is warranted?"
VELV: What.
The paper burns away before anything else can be read.
VELV: You insolent swine! I shall not be spat on by a shaking box a commoner made!
Denying your original destiny only brings pain. Accept your place.
INSOLENT SWINE! I DESERVE WHAT I GOT!
A flaming ball of fire forms in Velvet's hand.

Okay, shit, shit! First bad crosstest, abort, ABORT! The agents and the employees on standby quickly enter to get Velvet out.

A: Nope, nope, we're getting the lady out of here!
Employee A grunts in pain as he starts pulling the scorching hot anomaly out.
ETF-β holds the mini fire extinguisher you barely have any uses of at the ready.
The ball flies through the air but luckily avoids scorching Fortune with the prompt action of your staff

Once Velvet is out, her demeanor suddenly calms down. She's still burning brighter than when she entered. "I tire of this. Bring me back to my quarters." The calmer Velvet huffs.

Tau leaves as Velvet is sent back to her cell. Huh, most of the damage is already repaired. how the hell did Tau do it that quickly?
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>X and O2 to Appease with Art. Prepare his room for the dining event with the food critic, seating and all. Alert security of what is to happen beforehand.

Employee X and O2 are preparing the seating inside of the containment cell with the help of Q2. The chef barely acknowledges their presence as they do so. He's waiting for the main course.

Ranger Zero, alongside Employee R2 (A trained guard dog), escort the food critic over. Her razor sharp smile shows it all as she is lead to the containment cell.

"Don't mind if I do." She enters as Zero and R2 stand by as guards.

A dining table is set up in the cell. It's big enough to hold the massive feast for the critic.
Four chairs are sat at the table. Everyone in the cell sits down.
The chef stares daggers at the critic. You can see him trying to restrain himself.
ANOMALY: Welcome. Today, we're sharing a meal most unique in the City. The flesh of an anomaly itself.
ANOMALY: We have various preparations of said meal.
CRITIC: You know, you remind me of someone.
The chef doesn't flinch but his face betrays the rage at that comment.
ANOMALY: Enjoy your meal.
The critic starts to dig in with gusto...

[Administrator --> Flesh]

The meal is prepared. She is devouring it with knife, fork, and jaw. Both crass and refined.

"Hmm. Unique texture, reminds me of beef jerky almost but a bit more tender." She mumbles as she chews.

"I'm not quite sure what this is..." SHE holds up what was clearly meant to be veal. Was it that badly made? "...Could've been better."

We put our sweat, blood, and tears into this. We used so much material, took so much time, and this is what she has to say? COULD'VE BEEN BETTER?!
But we did it anyways, didn't we? She's eating it regardless. Haven't we done our job?
Half of the meal is done. Half way to the final judgement. Half way to know if our lives were or weren't wasted.
Wasted? We wasted our time worrying about nothing. Chasing a goal without love and care, only obsession.
SHE FUCKING RUINED US. SHE RUINED ME. SHE RUINED YOU. WE HAD PERFECTION. WE WERE GOING TO BE SOMETHING BE SOMEONE.
BUT NO, WE WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH!
That is her purpose. To critique. Like our role is to find Perfection.
This has to be our perfection! We tried so hard! We traded everything to reach perfection. If this isn't perfect, then what are we?
Does it matter? We did something we never could've done before. We made our best meal yet. Isn't that already perfection?
The process matters, Bene.
LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW A THING ABOUT PERFECTION!
The meal is finished. All that is left is table scraps.

She opens her mouth to speak. Ready to say her mind. What will you do?
>Accept whatever she says. The journey to make your opus, that's all that mattered.
>Prepare for the worst. Hope to god she doesn't tear you apart again.
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>>5443785
>>Accept whatever she says. The journey to make your opus, that's all that mattered.
I like to imagine after 3 years even if its just coping our perfection obsessed "robot" wants it be okay, for it to be enough. For this to be the magnum opus and the critic that ruined him no longer holds power over him.
>>5443766
Hopefully this copy didn't take some other work orders spot
>>5443765
Seems like a good development to me, we know she grows up because she fitted a bottle back when R0 first saw her. That means she will continue to grow and needs to mature eventually if she's truly to be healthy.
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>>5443791
>Accept whatever she says. The journey to make your opus, that's all that mattered.
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>>5443791
>Accept whatever she says. The journey to make your opus, that's all that mattered.
You made the journey, but you also found an apprentice in V. Even if this is where your travels end, he can take up the post.
Onwards, forevermore, in eternal pursuit of our ideals. Chase the Light.
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>>5443792
huh, so can 4chan or your browser mess up and show you the same post twice? or did QM just deleted the posts i saw?
Also i meant to say she fitted IN a bottle god damnit being blind sucks.
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>>5443785
>>5443791
>Accept whatever she says. The journey to make your opus, that's all that mattered.
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>>5443791
>Accept whatever she says. The journey to make your opus, that's all that mattered.
Hope V/Vincent doesn't make the same mistakes we did, and if he does, that he recovers better and takes it easier than we did.
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>>5443769
Gamma worked on Shot here with M/Monifa
>>5443779
But he was here with Velvet too. What?
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>>5443756
>disgustingly smug smile
I hope she doesn't sabotage us
>Blessedth be the knight! Blessedth his holy blade!
Guess Future has a fan
>Old pal. Chum.
Felix is pretty cool

>>5443757
>thank god you stopped it from getting any worse
Kor is cool, and him dying would hurt A2/Adama and the other misfits that he's with
>Kor flinches at the mention of it
Is it because he's corrupted by Shot? Once Reminder became Future, Arthur stopped being brainwashed but still has his altered halo and buffs. I wonder if we "solve" Shot, Kor will have his own personal flesh powers he keeps?
>Something about this feels...off.
What, because we were nice and cleaned up Velvet's cell? This isn't a blessing, and it doesn't feel like an EGO gift... wonder what's up with this?
>I would prefer having him to myself but I know he wouldn't want me to be too clingy.
Why is the dead grandpa so unbelievably based every time AFYN comes up?
>Not really much of a firecracker like she used to be
Is it because she doesn't have AFYN on her for that long? Or maybe being alone from her granddad is making her think more by herself?
>"READYING UP!"
RBA's going to be a big help here, in spirit

>>5443758
>cold, dead look of utter...it's hard to describe it. It's like a mixture of confusion, apathy, and disgust.
Interesting
>AN EMPTY PHONE BOOTH
The Matrix?
>Somehow you feel she wasn't making up the distance here.
A new anomaly for us to recover? Would be interesting if we had ETF go to the location and retrieve it later on
>the most generic man you've seen
What crime did this NPC do?

>>5443761
>they burned my...
Burned instead of locked? Interesting
>let me suffer in peace
He's gonna burn then
>Off the clock investigation?
Will this still count towards "U-Company: Perform two Crosstests and let your Inspector tinker with two of your PARADIGMS"?

>>5443763
>this entire talk
Nice therapy moment

>>5443765
>I'm safe here. Aren't I?
It depends
>You must grow up eventually. But are you willing to take that step forward?
>The normally innocent, carefree tone of the child is slowly shifting.
The moment to "solve" her is approaching... She is the storm that is approaching?

>>5443769
>They don't need to think. They can think in their off time.
>a leader must not fall to impulse nor rash thinking.
>They do their job because I tell them to. No backtalk. No resistance. That is the way a leader should be.
More clues? Still not adding up that well.

>>5443772
>gottaworkmustperformmustperform
Is her obsession with performance really her own then? Or is she being forced into this somehow? That "performance" where hooks went into her back and legs did not seem of her own volition.
>hovers her hand above the leaking holes. The magician flinches.
Guess that confirms it is painful to extract that involuntarily
>Pull her strings and make her ring.
I want to get S2/Spamton in there at some point then
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>>5443779
>She bends together to rub Roxy (an oddly intelligent dog) on the head
Cute
>leaving burn marks along the ground.
We should fix that later
>A dignified air follows the velvet-clad anomaly as she enters.
Anomalous aura of some kind? Simple presence vibes?
>The floor slowly gets scorched as they wait
We should fix that later
>Favored Letters: R, D, X
R/Roxy is the dog employee
D/??? is the art critic guy we had clean up her cell earlier
X/??? is the defective android we had clean up her cell earlier
>Hated Numbers of Day: 2, 3, 5
This is currently Hour 4, Shift 8, and will be Hour 5 once we finish these work orders. Oh dear.
>how much of that respect and honor is warranted?
What an asshole. I am slowly wanting Fortune to fuck off already
>Denying your original destiny only brings pain. Accept your place.
People can develop new destinies and new fates as other options are selected and they walk new paths, faggot
>INSOLENT SWINE! I DESERVE WHAT I GOT!
Self-loathing?
>Employee A
You mean ETF-Alpha, the antique empath guy?
>the mini fire extinguisher you barely have any uses of
We should fix that later
>avoids scorching Fortune with the prompt action of your staff
Was it ours or his?
>most of the damage is already repaired. how the hell did Tau do it that quickly?
What? We should ask about it later

>>5443791
>X and O2 to Appease with Art
With this, O2 is locked into Appease works for today. Throwing not-C3P0 into whatever anomalies to clean up their rooms would be very good to do later, once the raid concludes
>with the help of Q2
So this is after the interrogation of the NPC man in the bodybag?
>The chef stares daggers at the critic.
More like kitchen knives
>The chef doesn't flinch but his face betrays the rage at that comment.
Ouch
>that entire mental talk
Moment of truth boys

>ANOMALOUS INSIGHT - PRAISE / CRITIQUE (2 PARADIGMS)
Looks like we're going the Praise route? I hope it is the one where Bene wins and the obsession is released from him. What happens then? Does he revert to human again? And what happens to V/Vincent after that?
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>>5443886
The "an employee can only work on one anomaly per hour" rule only involves direct interactions to make you actually have to risk some employees. Standing guard outside while a fortune box spits stuff doesn't really count as work.

>>5443895
>Will this still count towards "U-Company: Perform two Crosstests and let your Inspector tinker with two of your PARADIGMS"?
Sponsor is gonna be over when they're here. This is an off the clock favor.
>More clues, not adding up too well.
Hint: Figure out his PARADIGM hints. What's holding you back?

>>5443895
>Before or after interrogation?
After.
>You mean ETF-Alpha?
Yeah, good catch. I was running off fumes when writing this draft snd forgot to edit it when I uploaded.

Going to keep the voting up for a few more hours before closing. We'll move to Sense and THE BIG SHOTS after.
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>>5443994
Also, figured out the Cat’s lucky numbers. 0, 1, 5, 48(?). 0, for the hour we got him at. 1, for the amount of A-Energy he cost. 5, for the shift when we bought him. Also, there was significant numbers autism with 48, due to Fortune, so that shouldn’t be discounted.

Also, friendly reminder
>Prepare to obstruct the Task Force’s line of sight, as well as Gas and N&Q contingencies to make sure our force is the least affected.
This was a previous Misc.
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>>5443994
>"an employee can only work on one anomaly per hour" rule only involves direct interactions to make you actually have to risk some employees
Ok got it
>Sponsor is gonna be over when they're here. This is an off the clock favor.
Ah, so they have GWIT and OWB, meaning we got the sponsor completed already. Got it
>Figure out his PARADIGM hints. What's holding you back?
That they aren't on the pastebin under Shot
https://pastebin.com/WN1WHjVQ
I might just go thread by thread and check absolutely every single work we ever did on all our anomalies, just so we know what works we never did on them yet. Could expend my mental energy to autism through that task sometime.
>After
Ok
>forgot to edit
I know the feeling
>few more hours
Ok
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>>5444064
>I might just go thread by thread and check absolutely every single work just to know which ones we never did on all our anomalies
No need. You see those question marks in some of the anomaly notes (mostly around Subdues)? That means you haven't done that work type yet. Simple as that.
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Main pastebin is getting pretty big, should we make a new one dedicated to anomalies? I'd be willing to keep it updated. Just seems like we're going to be burning through a couple for their paradigms, so making a more organized pastebin might be necessary to avoid bloating the main even more. I'd be happy to keep it updated if necessary to put less work on QM.
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You're right. This, we've done it. Together.
Just relax. Deep breathes now. It's over.

"You know. This was actually pretty damn good." The critic licks the reddish-brown grease covering her lips. "Felt like I tasted fifteen different kinds of meat in one, how did you do it?"

Through trial and error.
Through love and care.
Through obsession and blood.

"I never had something quite like it." The bronze assistant pours a bottle of wine for the Critic, which she gladly accepts.

"It is my pleasure." You state. "It is my best meal yet."

"It still needs a lot of improvement, don't get me wrong." Your eye twitches. "The sausage was overcooked, the steak needed more tenderizing..."

not again not AGAIN NOT AGAI-
It's fine. It was never the meal that was important.

"...While eating at a containment cell is quaint, there could've been far more decoration and atmosphere. And the wine is far too warm. It's serviceable but there is a lot of room for improvement. I give it three out of five stars."

She prepares to get up from her chair. Right before she does, you can't help yourself. For the first time in three years, you take in a deep breath in. You feel air rushing down your throat. Such a foreign experience.

And you let it out. A machine must be perfect, but a man doesn't have to. The critic slowly steps back as your metal skin starts to flake off and turn into dust.

"That's alright. I admit, I knew it wasn't going to be perfect." The first blink of three years.

"...Are you...who I think you are?" Recognition is slowly dawning on her face.

The two machines get up from their seats and slowly back up, as if expecting you to attack. You look down at your right arm. Nothing but flesh and bone now. You look at your right arm. Warm, wet blood is pouring from the stump.

Your vision is getting blurry.

"My meals weren't perfect. They never were, and I forced those around me to think they are." More metal flakes off you. "But I finally found perfection. It was in front of me all alone."

I don't need to be perfect anymore. I can just be...
A machine is a machine. A machine is perfect. You are not perfect.
And that's fine. The journey here was all worth it.

"I don't need to chase it anymore. I don't need to subject myself to consuming myself...any..."

Your bloodloss gets to you. But, you said your peace. You're content with whatever happens next. A small smile crosses your face. Everything goes to black as your legs give up. Even if you don't wake up...

There's no need to obsess about it anymore. Even if you die, you'll die free from it.
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[??? --> Administrator]

You jolt back to awareness. The Harvester covers her mouth in horror and steps back while your two employees inside step closer to the bleeding out human sprawled on the ground.

"I-is he okay?" The Harvester quietly whimpers.

"Bloodloss, rapid. Chance of survival: low. Medical care: Now!" X states. O2's eyes dull, not a hint of worry on the normally neurotic android.

"Cell is a mess. Remove body so cleaning can be done later. X, help!"

The two androids pick up the bleeding out man and carries them out, with the critic quickly following behind. The cell is a mess now. Metallic dust and blood coat the walls and floor of the once pristine cell. The only thing left behind is is a torn blood-red chef's toque.

A gold star pin is attached to it, gleaming brightly against the red fabric.

The Art of Flesh has been decommissioned.
Yesterday's Promise has been extracted.
??? is in critical condition!

You quickly check on Employee V, shit, how is he reacting? You flip over to the dorms.

The others can only watch as they see the young chef bawl his eyes out, completely inconsolable. His tears keep running, running, and running. He only stops to take in a shuddering, weak breath before continuing.

Employee G2 slowly pulls the chef's knife out of V's pockets before he has any horrible ideas with it. You'll leave him to handle V for now.

>Null and W to Nurture Sense. Clean it up, polish, wipe screen, dust off, etc. Get them to prep for the upcoming event. The directors and managers set him straight, and now it needs to be freshened up to step into the camera frame

Frankly, you don't care for her, but you just picked a random employee to replace your first choice. Null (an elderly woman with heavy burn scars) and Employee W (unsteady notekeeper android) quietly enter.

The TV is right where you last saw it. Nothing's on the screen right now.
ETF-O: You are to be prepared. If you have any grievances, keep them to last hour's workers.
W: Huh. Is it normally this quiet in here?
ETF-O: If it isn't on, then it doesn't make noise. So yes.
Employee W leans in closer.
W: Huh. That's a lot of soot.
ETF-O: Help me clean it, then.
The two quickly go to work on cleaning the TV.
The familiar sound of tuning through static echoes through the room, causing Employee W to squeak.
ETF-O: You didn't turn it on.
W: No, no, I didn't?
The signal is weak but you can just make out the outline of a man in a business suit.
ANOMALY: "I want out of the contract! Please, Mr-"
The screen turns off just as quickly as it turned on.
Employee W and ETF-Null wait to see if it turns on again. It doesn't.
They go back to cleaning it up.
Soon enough, they finish it. It looks like it came right out of the factory.
Employee W quietly writes down some notes while leaving. Before Null follows, she looks at the TV.
ETF-O: You said it yourself. No takebacks.
Null exits.

Heh. Good one.
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You're just about ready to check on the notes but-

Monifa --> Administrator
MONIFAMONEY: CAMERAS ON SECOND FLOOR NOW
ADMINISTATOR: Shit, okay.

You quickly hover your hand over N&Q as you flip over to the second floor. The elevator has been blown wide open like a god damn bomb went off. Through the smoke leaking out of the recently destroyed elevator, six people step out of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgfq5ekH84g

"So, this is the place, huh?" Who you presume is the leader speaks up. There's simply an air of authority radiating from this old geezer, with his mutton chops and gleaming gold sheriff's badge. Resting comfortably on his belt are two revolvers.

Before you can blink, he already has one aimed at your security camera. "Ranger Snow's the name. Give me a good showing, Admonoan." He goes out of his way to slur his name as hard as possible.

You quickly check on the other rangers. Not counting Snow, there's two men and three women. Each of them having a similar get up of a poncho, a belt, and two revolvers. You'd guess they have more gear but it's either easily hidden stuff like pills or implants.

Expect for one. A firecracker of a woman pulls out a bundle of dynamite. You can see more underneath her poncho. Okay, you felt a bit bad using anomalies at first but holy shit.

Gas starts to fill the floor they're on, causing them to panic and reach underneath their ponchos. Even if they have something, the thick gas and the home turf advantage is going to make the gas a perfect smoke screen. And from what little you can see, you notice a familiar metallic heart crawling around through the vent, only visible for brief sections in the gaps of vent covers.

Monifa ---> Administrator
MONIFAMONEY: We've seen stirring in Star's cell but she's going to take a moment to exit. No sign of whatever Sense is sending.
MONIFAMONEY: Targets currently distracted. Estimate of two minutes until they adapt to our planned defenses. Estimate of four before Star enters.

BANG!

Even with the gas, a Ranger aims her gun and fires. One of the meatmen hidden in the fog has their head exploded. Seems like you're only going to delay them for so long.
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>>5444405
;THEY'RE HERE
;DEPLOY THE HEART
;ENGAGE FART GAS
;SEND IN THE ANOMS
;RUSH DYNAMITE BITCH
;AVOID SUICIDE MOVES
Boy am I glad there's only 6 of them. We should relay the order for somebody to knock out Ranger Zero. Why did we not think to remove Ranger Zero from the equation? She's going to go traitor here, fuck.
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>>5444402
>Yesterday's Promise has been extracted
Dude, really?
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INVASION IN P FACILITY SECTOR ALPHA-1!
THREAT CLASSIFICATION: HIGH NOON
LETHALITY RISK: SEVERE
SPECIAL CONDITION: ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO PROPERLY ATTACK THIS ROUND!

Success: 4+ on d6s, d8s, and d10s

ETF-χ: 10d8 (+2 from SPEAR OF JUDGEMENT, +3 from unrevealed Traits, affected by TAS. Can reroll three of his dice once per combat)
ETF-ε: 9d8 (+2 from Pistol, +2 from unrevealed Traits, affected by TAS)
Isabelle: 9d6 (+3 from Traits, +1 from AFYN, +1 from Stun Baton)
Future: 8d8 (+2 from HOLY BLADE, may add +1 to two of his FORCE dice. Hard to properly damage.)
Agent K: 6d6 (+2 from BLESSED BLADE, 6s count as two successes, 1s count as -1 Success. A red mist is forming soon...)
ETF-ρ: 8d6 (+2 from Traits, +2 from Oil Stained Crowbar. Can reroll all of his dice once per combat)

Because they can't attack, you have more time to plan and move people into the right position to fuck up. It's time to do one last round of final planning.

Do you have any last second chances you want to their equipment? Their armors are the High Quality Ponchos (ETFs) and Bulletproof Vests (AK and Isabelle) (High Physical Protection against bullets, not much else or none for the BP vests.)

>Allow them access to your molotovs. It's not like you're going down there (Select who to give to. You have four and they give +3 FORCE)
>Give one of your employees a Booster Pill. You only got one. (Boosts their dice size by 1, increasing their success rate, +2 FORCE and Physical Protection and STA+. Select who.)
>Fuck it, give them the gasoline. Prepare to light shit on fire if necessary.
>Swap one of their armors for the Salt Encrusted Bathrobe. (Lowers their FORCE by two dice but grants extra STA, fire resistance, and will help more against the explosives than their current armor. Select who, if any.)
>Write in.

Any orders you want to relay before it starts?
>[HOPELESS WRECK] Where's Zero? Find her before she ruins your plan out of stupid company loyalty. Kill her if you must.
>[BOUND BY DUTY] Introduce yourself to the Rangers. As a sign of respect and to distract them for your employees to encroach.
>Write in.

>>5444422
I may have been replaying LoR, bite me. We have cluwnes and not!Gebura.

>>5444280
If you want to make a fan pastebin, I won't stop you, but I have been thinking of splitting up the main one already. I'll probably alter the main one to be Lore, Rules, the random non-anomalous junk you have, and company relationships.
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Poor V. Thankfully we have the cryopod to keep Probably Adam stable; there's no one inside it right now, yeah?
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>>5444428
If we give Agent K the pill, raising her dice size from 6 to 7, does she still need to roll 6 for 2 successes, or does a 7 also count as 2?
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>>5444430
It is, in fact, empty. I might as well make that another vote.

What do you want to use to try saving the man that came out of Art of Flesh?
>Cryopod. Doesn't treat him but with a fucking war going on, he's sadly not the most important one.
>Consume a Trauma Kit and stuff him inside the Autodoc to heal him. Should work but will deny the Autodoc from being used on your fighters in case shit hits the fan
>Feed him Man Made Salt and a Booster. Not nearly as effective as Autodoc + Trauma Kit but it'll keep him from hogging the Autodoc.
>Write in (Current supplies: Four trauma kits, Two medkits, dozens of painkillers, bandages, two piles of Man Made Salt [which does heal STA], Autodoc, Cryopod, minor healing from Arthur's lingering Blessed status from Reminder.)

And one addition to the war consumers you have. Blooding Blood Cocktails (Deals STA damage when consumed. Grants two extra FORCE dice, increased morale and reduction in morale loss, and Presence++ while active). You got three of them, one for personal consumption. Wanna use any of them?

>Yes (On who?)
>No, save them for later.
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>>5444435
It's d4 --> d6 --> d8 --> d10 --> d12 for dice size increasing. It would alter her to having 8s be 2 successes and 1s being -1 success.
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>>5444436
This would consume a Kit charge, not a full Kit, right? Current thought is to stuff him in Autodoc for the duration of the battle, then jam him into Cryo in case anyone gets hurt enough that they need the Autodoc instead. Failing that, we can just stuff him in cryo and save the autodoc treatment for once the shift ends.
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>>5444439
His arm is basically a waterfall of blood, it would consume two charges by itself or one charge if you used something to supplement it (Booster, Autodoc, Salt, etc). The autodoc can't really be "paused".
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>>5444437
Thank you for clarifying

>>5444430
>>5444439
Guys, I'm leaning to giving Isabelle the booster pill so we have her at 9d8. Giving it to AK won't help. Giving it to the ETF-X (chi/"key"blade) would get them to 10d10 from 10d8, not sure if that is better or worse than others. ETF-p with the "reroll ALL dice once per combat" is another option. What do you guys think? And what about the salt robe? Whoever has it should either be low STA to have their chances of living higher, or high STA to make them tankier. I REFUSE to go for the molotovs or the gasoline. There's only 6 of these Rangers, for fuck's sake
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>>5444443
Sucks to hear. If that's the case, then, cryo is the most efficient use of our resources. One way or another, he'll live.
>Cryopod. Doesn't treat him but with a fucking war going on, he's sadly not the most important one.

>[HOPELESS WRECK] Speak to the Rangers via Intercom. "Welcome to Hell, new recruits. On today's docket; Suppression, Suppression, Suppression. Hope those six-shooters are enough. No hard feelings, yeah?"

Can we roll for intimidation? They might be hardened Rangers, but setting a whole 3 anomalies on their asses should shake them up a little.
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>>5444448
Considering they've got a demolitions expert that's seen fit to strap bombs all over herself... I mean, don't we have fucking fireworks and bombs of our own? Send those in her direction and we'll have to write off one of our halls due to the chain reaction. It'll probably take them all out at once, though, which should be a real riot.
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>>5444460
You know, if people wanna go down that route, I'll let you roll. DC: 15, best of three. Your own words, they're hardened. if you succeed, you'll absolutely shake them up before the fighting starts. If you fail? At best, they'll think you're weak. At worst, maybe you get into an arms race.

No rolls until a majority wants to do that, to prevent "oh two of us rolled a 2 and a 7. Change vote."
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>>5444428
>[HOPELESS WRECK]
HAVE SPIKE RUN HER TROUGH THAT SHOULD KEEP US SAFE
>Allow them access to your molotovs. It's not like you're going down there (Select who to give to. You have four and they give +3 FORCE)
>ETF-ρ: 8d6 to take the pill
>Agent K to chug the patriots blood the other one can be used at personnel discretion
>Cryopod. Doesn't treat him but with a fucking war going on, he's sadly not the most important one also chug him straight out of the pod if one of your employees need it.
>Let them have the gas can

At least we wont be needing for guns and armor if we even recover half of the rangers equipment.
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>>5444461
I'll vote tomorrow when I wake up. I would very much prefer we not blow up our own base hallways beyond repair
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>>5444481
It would be a gigachad move though you can't deny, a party that RBA himself would've loved to join
Also forgot to mention I'm VuNu, wifi is spotty so I occasionally switch to data.
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>>5444466
Assuming my math is right, there's a roughly 58% chance of succeeding a DC 15 on a d20 bo3.
Do ya feel lucky, punks?
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>>5444402
>Yesterday's Promise has been extracted.
I'm scared piss-and-shitless, thanks for asking!

>>5444428
>Allow them access to your molotovs. It's not like you're going down there (Select who to give to. You have four and they give +3 FORCE)
Fire might be especially effective against the dynamite chick
>[HOPELESS WRECK] Where's Zero? Find her before she ruins your plan out of stupid company loyalty. Kill her if you must.
>Start up Spike.

>>5444436
>Cryopod. Doesn't treat him but with a fucking war going on, he's sadly not the most important one.

>No, save them for later.
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>>5444436
>Cryopod. Doesn't treat him but with a fucking war going on, he's sadly not the most important one.
>No, save them for later.
Let's see how the anomalies fare against the rangers. If shit hits the fan, we will chug everything we have in storage.
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Really don't agree with the "Kill Zero" option. Yes, what she did is worth a demotion and a spanking, but if we murder her we won't get her special reward.
If it turns out her reward is just a kiss, THEN we can murder her.
Also wouldn't make much sense for her to betray us right now considering she's no longer an R-Corp employee. She's in the same boat as us.
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>>5444428
>Give one of your employees a Booster Pill. You only got one. (Boosts their dice size by 1, increasing their success rate, +2 FORCE and Physical Protection and STA+. Select who.)
ETF-ρ: 8d6; more dice value means easier successes
>[HOPELESS WRECK] Speak to the Rangers via Intercom. "Welcome to Hell, new recruits. On today's docket; Suppression, Suppression, Suppression. Hope those six-shooters are enough. No hard feelings, yeah?"
NO KILLING ZERO WITH THIS HOPELESS WRECK VOTE. I will give Zero the benefit of doubt in this invasion, and hope that her smug smiling and descriptions aren't her hinting at us blatantly that she's going to turn on us. If we are shafted for it, we will never give anybody the benefit of doubt like this again, and we will point to this exact incident as our excuse. Understood?

>>5444436
>Cryopod. Doesn't treat him but with a fucking war going on, he's sadly not the most important one.
Triage time. Bright side is the blood freezing will stop him from bleeding out, enabling us to treat him with more time to spare when the time comes, than if he weren't actively bleeding out all his blood every fucking moment.
>No, save them for later.
There's only 5 of them, right? Or is that 6? We have anomalies on our side, no sense in blowing out the expendable big guns this early on.

>>5444682
I agree
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>>5444428
>Allow them access to your molotovs. It's not like you're going down there (Chi, Epsilon. You have four and they give +3 FORCE)
>Give one of your employees a Booster Pill. You only got one. (Boosts their dice size by 1, increasing their success rate, +2 FORCE and Physical Protection and STA+. Chi.)
>[BOUND BY DUTY] Introduce yourself to the Rangers. As a sign of respect and to distract them for your employees to encroach.
>Lucky letters for Shift 8: A, E, G, H. They are on Medical Duty (except G, being with Isabela).
>Activate the security bots and have them reinforce.
>Break out the fireworks.
>Have C-ORA ensure that there are only 6 R-Company Employees in the facility, then search for the TV’s champion in this fight.
This’ll also serve as a loyalty test, to ensure Zero isn’t operating as an R-Company employee this invasion.
>Tell Zero to keep the D-Class in line.
>Have H quickly test out Yesterday's Promise for immediate combat or medical utility.
Also, interesting reminder. Siro’s family name is Carceri.

>>5444436
Would a trauma kit and American Spirit work as a stopgap? I think it would be low key kino if RBA help out his friend V one last time, in saving his mentor.

>No
Keep it on our guys though. I’m honestly curious what effect it would have on Future if he drank some though.

>>5444461
Don’t know if we already used up our IED.

>>5444466
I’m alright with it. Amazing numbers btw mate.

>>5444682
Agreed, anons are just being autistic in the whole Hopeless Wreck stick.

Considering there was a special emphasis on the personal reward, I don’t think it’d be just a kiss (though that would be rad). I do think she’s just volunteered herself for some shit/hard work orders if this does result in body bags though, she could’ve just talked to us directly about her concerns instead of intentionally creating an invasion that she believes us to be unprepared for.

Either way, we’re beefing up our security forces after this shitshow.
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>>5444428
>>5444436
to add to my vote in >>5444731
>Lucky letters for Shift 8: A, E, G, H. They are on Medical Duty (except G, being with Isabella - so substitute G2 for that).
>Have C-ORA ensure that there are only 6 R-Company Employees in the facility, then search for the TV’s champion in this fight.
>Tell Zero to keep the D-Class in line.
AND
>Allow them access to your molotovs. It's not like you're going down there (Chi, Epsilon. You have four and they give +3 FORCE)
Because I am paranoid now, and I have to assume more molotovs can easily be made later on as we go. Admin potentially sacrificing his molotovs now for future gains later.

>>5444736
>Activate the security bots and have them reinforce.
Do we not have THE BEAST there and activated yet? We had it moved to get ready, and it was carrying TAS, see >>5443757. Heart is in there moving through the vents ready to surprise attack them any moment too
>Break out the fireworks.
I disagree, not time for it yet. Not special enough an occasion.
>Have H quickly test out Yesterday's Promise for immediate combat or medical utility.
I disagree. Not in this crisis right now when everybody else is hunkering down in dorms or wherever is "safe". Better to have him aid medical just in case, like your vote had.
>Siro’s family name is Carceri.
Did we not look this up? Should we put out a fax request to look up that family and its members later? Try to get a real name for Siro?
>low key kino if RBA help out his friend V one last time, in saving his mentor
Agreed, but we can still do that after this raid, no? Once we get Adam/Art out of the cryopod when the coast is clear and we're not in imminent danger, we can try out American Spirit to help save him.
>curious what effect it would have on Future if he drank some
A crosstest if there ever was one
>Don’t know if we already used up our IED.
We used it against the blue fish that invaded us thanks to Sense, didn't we?
>she could’ve just talked to us directly about her concerns instead of intentionally creating an invasion that she believes us to be unprepared for
We should call the dumb bitch cowgirl out on this AFTER we survive. Throw it on the to-do list.
>don’t think it’d be just a kiss (though that would be rad)
Some joke about cowgirls and riding skills
>we’re beefing up our security forces after this shitshow
We will have to let go of the rented ETF after today, most likely? Personally thanking them for their help and presence before they leave, even if one or two of them didn't do much, is a nice [BOUND BY DUTY] thing to do.
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Gonna be busy with appointments so the update might take a bit longer. Gonna clarify some quick questions here.

>Don’t know if we already used up our IED?
As far as I know, you didn't. Monifa used it to make a trap (list of them next update) but otherwise it's usable.
>Would a trauma kit and American Spirit work as a stopgap? I think it would be low key kino if RBA help out his friend V one last time, in saving his mentor.
The American Spirit WOULD let him ignore his critical condition but the transformations are short term. It would buy you extra time, you know that much.
>Did we not look this up? (Referring to the Carceri name)
You know the name exists but you haven't delved much further than that. The whole "YEEHAW" business made it easy to forget.
>Do we not have THE BEAST there and activated yet?
Yeah. It's activated, it just hasn't done anything yet.
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>>5444460
1+ to this
>>5444641
>Let's see how the anomalies fare against the rangers. If shit hits the fan, we will chug everything we have in storage
>[HOPELESS WRECK]
LISTEN YOU MORON THOSE SIX COWFUCKERS HAVE 2 REVOLVERS EACH, THATS 72 SHOTS IF THEY DIDNT BRING RELOADS. THATS ENOUGH TO EXCUTE EVERYONE IN THE FACILTY NOT TO MENTION THE FUCKING DYNAMITE. WE HAVE TO USE EVERTHING TO SURVIVE
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>>5444836
WHAT I'M HEARING IS WE TAKE THEM DOWN CLEAN AND FAST AND LOOT THE BODIES OH FUCK YEAH ALL THOSE GUNS ARE OURS OURS OURS
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>>5444766
The new ETF ain’t rented mate, we bought them.

>>5444834
Sweet, we should ready the bomb.

Would he keep the transformation while in cryo? It’s an interesting thought.
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>>5444836
There's no need for this, their guns can't break the human spirit - our united front.
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Anons would it be too stupid or out of character to say something like this over the com to unnerve or maybe confuse them
"Just in time Ranger Snow your reinforcements are greatly appreciated we just had a MASSIVE breach, let me catch you up on them *audible paper shuffling* lets see... right so if one of your fellow rangers smells of salt slowly back away from them saying you love violence on television, next..."
Not that im saying we should do this because >>5444460 write in is short and to the point, just wondering how would it go if we attempted such an approach
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>>5445344
I’d support it, just to fuck with him. Make it like ‘oh thank Father, our reinforcements just arrived’, make it seem like they went to the wrong location and we need their help before faking our death on air. It’d be hilarious.
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>>5445415
Okay now that İ got one anon supporting i want to do this, if we get the votes of course
>>5445311
Perhaps my fear of death and need to shit post have gotten better of me and blinded me to our united front.
>>5444405
QM i haven't seen anyone mention it and maybe even you don't think much of it but i appreciate the pictures you pick for posts it adds an interesting soul to the posts

Also lads im bringing it up so im less likely to forget it we should
>Give some the black tar that keeps leaking from you to the detective
we might get an interesting backstory to our character if it works.
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>>5445068
>The new ETF ain’t rented mate, we bought them.
Explain this >>5440789
>Current Debt to pay to keep them: 6 C and 6 A by the end of the shift.
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>>5445474
An understandable misunderstanding, when we bought them we didn't actually have the money to pay for it so we gave our ENTIRE coffee supply as lateral and if dont have 6C and 6A to cough up by the end of the shift they'll take both the employees and our coffee back.
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>>5445483
Ok, got it. Right now I can't tell how much we'll have until after the raid, but before it was 142 according to >>5440786. We did get the ratio of 2:1 A:C before. We need 51 C. 142 A gets us 71 C, but we still need a surplus of A and C to spend on shopping. We need to go around 2 more hours after the raid concludes, since we still need to burn those 3 remaining bags for H-Company
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>>5445486
Hey i got an idea i like know your take on it, if we manage recover some guns and armor from the rangers we could use those to sponsor A-compony to make better a version(or buy) of our current sleepy song that works much faster, do you think its worth a gun or two and maybe a bulletproof poncho?
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>>5445486
You mean 3 hours, since we didn’t burn the third bag. I’m not about to overstimulate Velvet with 2 bags.
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>>5445505
A-Co is the movie company. M-Co is the one that made the song. Unless you want to ask A-Co for some kind of hypnosis visual program, which seems a little hard to utilize anyways.
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>>5445564
One of the bags is nothing but trash, we can throw that in with the bag of limbs and save the full guy for last.
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>>5445566
>Hated Numbers of Day: 2
Not to go full numbers autism, but I’d prefer if we only did 1 bag per hour only, just to avoid a potential headache.
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>>5445565
If the PDA's could be used to show videos/images every one could have a mild memetic sleep agent in their pocket but i might be shooting for the starts here, if QM confirms PDA's cant show images or video then i support sponsoring M-company for an upgraded song instead.
>>5445566
+1
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>>5445576
OH SHIT anons we must OBEY fate there is no other alternative. We either do 3 or 1 no in between i take my vote back on this matter.
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>>5445582
>Hated Numbers of Day: 2, 3, 5.
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>>5445584
Bros... we're gonna chug those bags one by one. This matter was decided the moment universe came to be. No point in rebelling against FATE
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>>5445430
>Give some the black tar that keeps leaking from you to the detective
Great idea, I'm all for this

>>5445505
>if we manage recover some guns and armor from the rangers we could use those to sponsor A-compony to make better a version(or buy) of our current sleepy song that works much faster, do you think its worth a gun or two and maybe a bulletproof poncho?
Let's survive this with actual loot on the table, then we'll talk.

>>5445564
>I’m not about to overstimulate Velvet with 2 bags
We might have to, at this rate

>>5445584
It's OVER bros...
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>>5445608
LISTEN its not over till its over here what's gonna happen
>All the rangers will get keked
>We'll get mad loot and buy psycho shit with em
>We will subdue velvet and tell her the ruckus she caused with our fortune teller will be cleaned by her
>We will bring a bag for her the "clean up" every hour and she will do so otherwise she'll be disrespecting her hosts in a most unlady way
>R0 will get socked by the SEC department for her insolence
>The dialogue we get from the detective after we gave it our tar will give us a flash back giving us another skill to shitpost with
Unless of course FATE disagrees then ITS ACTUALLY OVER
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Anywho, it's been long enough, I way overslept. People wanna do the write in where you spook the shit outta them, so give me them d20s (one for each player, DC: 15, best of three). And if you beat DC: 17, you might be able to confuse the absolute shit out of them by thinking they're in the wrong placr..
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>5445666
rollin
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>5445666
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>5445666
I GOT THIS
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>>5445678
>>5445688
>>5445690
>FAILURE

Luckily, you have one reroll still tucked away in one last Paper Die you have (Item purchased with Fortune's Fortunes, allows a full reroll of any type). Do you wanna risk one last roll or do you wanna save it for combat?

>Accept the loss. Deal with the consequences.
>FUCK THAT LET'S CHANGE OUT FATE BABY
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>>5445694
>Accept the loss. Deal with the consequences.
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>>5445694
>Accept the loss. Deal with the consequences.
I'd rather reroll a roll which deals with the issue more directly (ex. a shot to the face murderizing roll).
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>>5445694
>Accept the loss. Deal with the consequences.
After we're done the boys and us will laugh how bad the scareing attempt went, it'll be fine bros
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>>5445694
>Accept the loss. Deal with the consequences
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>>5445694
>Accept the loss. Deal with the consequences.
A-actions speak louder than words, anyways.
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>[HOPELESS WRECK] Speak to the Rangers via Intercom. Try to scare them.
>Give an employee a Booster (2 votes for Rho, so he's taking it)
>Give your employees access to your molotovs

"Hello back to you, Snow." You speak over the intercom. He damn near stumbles and falls when he hears your voice. Your fighters take this moment to get a bit closer to them while still hidden in the fog. After a quick wheeze, he regains his composure almost instantly.

"Well darn! Didn't actually expect you to speak, Mr. Admononaan." The other rangers don't bother speaking. They know what they're here to do.

"Indeed. Welcome to Hell." You snort. "72 shots, 84 if they're seven shots. Good thing, because on today's docket, we have Suppression, Suppression, and Suppression for you. Hope they're good enough. No hard feelings, right?"

...The only response you get is a snort. Snow reaches into his poncho and pulls out a speedloader with something barely visible carved into you. Thanks to your upgraded cameras, you can just make it out.

"Abom" with a single straight line crossed through it. Then you notice that the bullets are slightly different looking...he quickly replaces the bullets in his revolver.

"Of course. Thank you for informing me." You are not 100% sure what he just loaded in but that is NOT the reaction you wanted. Shit, okay, quick last checks before he blows every single head off of your employees.

The unknown man has been stuffed into the cryopod for now. Once the machine kicks in, the blood leaking out of his arm has slowed down to a crawl. You're pretty sure him dying won't impact your rating but the fact he came out of an anomaly...yeah. Hirose's working on the three still recovering employees alongside the others.

Ranger Zero is standing by the D-Class cell with one of the ETF standard riot clubs alongside Jack and Beta. You see the two sweating bullets as the cell door is being slammed into, again and again. Right now, the door stands.

[HOPELESS WRECK] OH, WHINE TO THEM TO FORCE A SPONSORSHIP DOWN OUR THROAT, AND NOW YOU'RE PLAYING NICE. FUCKING BI-
[BOUND BY DUTY] She's been messing with us. Noticing a trend with those rangers.
[HOPELESS WRECK] WE ARE ABSOLUTELY RIPPING HER A NEW ONE FOR THIS REGARDLESS RIGHT
[BOUND BY DUTY] We accepted it, but we can reprimand her for not talking to us first.

Chi and Epsilon quickly grab two molotovs each, hefting them in their hands. The older of the two is staring at the molotov weirdly, you can't really fathom as to why, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsNtNxTHvjM

A figure that was not there a few seconds ago slowly pokes its head out of the fog. Stars float in the air, barely bound by a purple magician's suit adorned with bright silver star patterns. A silver cane rests in its hand.

"I'm not a fan of overtime." An odd boom is in her voice, just like in the showtimes. "Time to deal with this class act."
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Spike and the Metal Beast slowly follow behind her. Seems like that's all the backup you're going to be getting at the moment.

>Spike: 7d8
>Metal Beast: 1d20, on the QM's end. Depending on how well it rolls determines the amount of Successes it gives. Does not listen to your orders.
>Star of the Century: 4d12 (Succeeds on 8+. Every time she succeeds, roll another d12.)
>ρ: 10d8
>χ: 11d8
>ε: 10d8.
>The rest of your fighters are the same as the previous post.

MONIFAMONEY: Here's the list of every trap I have set up on that second floor. Use at your discretion, sir.

>Up to two traps can be activated a turn and have a limited amount of uses. You may use the same trap twice. They count as a free action.
>SEND IN THE CLUWNE. The cluwne will be severely injured but will distract fire from your employees. Lower the successes needed of a vote by 3. Uses: 1
>Cluster-flashbangs. Grants 5 successes but randomly disables one of your fighters for a turn if you fail a DC 12 bo1 roll. Uses: 2
>FROZEN SNOWTIME. A bucket of Blueblood with various heavy objects stuffed in it. You may add +1 up to two times in any configuration to one fighter's rolls. Uses: 4
>DELICIOUS. A recently reheated meal from Art of Flesh, begging to be eaten. Lowers the successes needed for any attack plan by 2 for this and the next turn. Uses: 1

A few of the Rangers are busy putting on their gas masks as the others aim their guns at the two machines and the anomaly. Seems like you're out of time to think of anything else to do. What's your gameplay to put these fuckers down?

>Use the anomalies and robots as cover as your employees do hit and run attacks. (Successes needed: 35. Success, you'll do decent damage across all of them. Failure, one of your employees will be critically injured.)
>All focus fire on the Dynamite chick. She's clearly the most threatening, light her up. (Successes needed: 38. Success, the chain reaction of her death will kill her and potentially her other allies. Failure, she'll do a kamikaze strike and will heavily harm or kill several of your fighters.)
>[BOUND BY DUTY] Remember what [REDACTED] said about them. Distract the fighters every thirty seconds to help your comrades. (DC 15, bo3. On a success, reroll up to 4 1s your fighters roll. On a failure, the Rangers will shoot out your intercom speakers.)
>[HOPELESS WRECK] "Hey, Shot, sorry for being a hard ass. I got your new recruits, though!" Motivate the Meatmen to fire. (DC 14, bo1. On a success, roll 8d4. On a failure, roll 4d4. d4s succeed on a 4 now.)
>Write in. (Use an item, call for backup, etc. You currently have an IED, Fireworks, E.B.O.W, and Can of Gasoline on standby.)

[IT BEGINS. Vet and dentist appointments can really mess up when you can get home to write, eh?]
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Posting Equipment for ease of access:
ARMOR
>ARMOR OF THE FATHER (Physical Protection++, may block some attacks, FORCE-)
>High Quality Poncho x2 (Physical Protection+, an additional Physical Protection++ against ranged attacks. Used by elite R-Company units.)
>Demon's Tooth (+2 FORCE, ripped right out of RBA's maw.)
>Stab Resistant Vest (Physical Protection+. Current count: 7. Four are equipped to your strike team on the third floor.)
>Weather Resistant Protective Gear (resists sand, rain, and mild heat. Assigned to whoever works on Sirocco)
>Gas Mask (Protects against gas based attacks. Current count: 4)
>Bulletproof Vest (Physical Protection++ on Ranged attacks. Current count: 2)
>Champion Belt (+1 FORCE dice, Slowly raises morale when worn and reduces morale loss, hardly takes up equipment space.)
>Security Helmet (Has a chance of blocking weak attacks. Current count: 4. Can be worn with most armors. All four are worn by your third floor strike team.)
>Salty Bathrobe (STA+, Physical Protection+++, grants heavy fire resistance, FOR--, equipped to whoever works on Velvet.
>Arid Dress (STA+, +1 FORCE dice, Physical Protection+. Won by Isabelle, if only for the stats.)
If male (Bond+, Presence-, alters appearance enough to look female to anomalies who care about that)
If female (Employees wearing it may be more rebellious and willing to listen to base urges.)
If dog (rolls d6s instead of d4s, Presence+)
>Cuirass (Physical Protection+, Presence+)
>Old Pendant (Minor Willpower regeneration, may help clear up aspects of your psyche and gives you greater awareness of how much Willpower you have. Equipped to the Administrator.)
>High Quality Ponchos (Physical Protection+, an additional Physical Protection++ against ranged attacks. Used by elite R-Company units.)
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>Riot Clubs and Combat Knives (used by ETF Agents, grants +1 Force dice and a reroll per encounter),
>ROD OF OBEDIENCE (+1 FORCE dice, Subdue++)
>Surplus Knife and Surplus Club (May add +1 to two FORCE dice)
>Stun Batons (+1 FORCE dice, weakens an opponent on a success. Current count: 6)
>Wrench (May add +1 to two FORCE dice. Moreso a tool than a weapon. Used by D-C45P)
>Disablers (ill reduce the FORCE dice someone has. Once FORCE reaches 0, they're paralyzed. On enemies, reduces the Force DC needed to beat a skill check. Unknown amount of charges per gun, though at least 3. Current Count: 2, kept as a backup weapon by Jack and Isabelle.)
>Pistol (+2 FORCE dice, Ranged, can fire up to eight shots before running out of ammo. Current count: 2. Current magazine count: 2, both currently loaded into said pistols. One is equipped to Monifa, the other to Kate."
>Throwing Knives x2 (+2 FORCE, Ranged, 3/3 Ammo for each pair of Throwing Knives)
>E.B.O.W (Ranged, 1/1 Ammo, reduces the FORCE dice needed to beat an enemy by 3 on a successful d20 roll. Reloads automatically after a round. Kept as a backup weapon by Felix.)
>Baseball Bat (+1 FORCE, +1 to any FORCE dice, can launch small objects. Used by Jack.)
>Chef's Knife (+2 FORCE, +1 to any two FORCE dice. Equipped by Vincent, you're not getting it away from him without a fight.)
>BLESSED BLADE (+2 FORCE dice, deals Stamina damage to non-religious employees who attempt to wield it. Currently being held by Agent K, doesn't seem to react poorly to her.)
>Oil-stained Crowbar (Coated in a strange, black fluid. +2 FORCE dice, Presence+, allows for a full reroll once per combat.)
>SPEAR OF JUDGEMENT (+2 (3 if religious) FORCE dice, can be thrown as a ranged attack for +5 FORCE dice at the cost of ...not having the spear in your hands anymore.)
>Tear Gas Grenade x2 (Exposure to the gas will blind and daze anyone exposed, allowing for a full reroll of a non-affected combatant. Best used with a gas mask.)
>Molotov Cocktail x4 (+3 FORCE dice, Ranged, deals lingering fire damage. Best used by people with strong throwing arms. Breaks after being thrown.)
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>>5445970
>>5445971
https://pastebin.com/6EUpvCyT. For future reference, I'll have this pastebin of Equipment and PARADIGMS that'll be updated. I'll remove this section from the main pastebin to ease on bloat.

Gonna make another pastebin for the Anomalies and Storage Rooms while I wait for you guys to work on a gameplan.
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Not a full plan, but here's an idea: Get a low Presence employee to wear OWB for a few turns, then sneak up on the Rangers and drop the flashbangs. Will hopefully prevent our own fighters from getting blinded.
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>>5445969
>DELICIOUS. A recently reheated meal from Art of Flesh, begging to be eaten. Lowers the successes needed for any attack plan by 2 for this and the next turn.
>All focus fire on the Dynamite chick. She's clearly the most threatening, light her up. (Successes needed: 38. Success, the chain reaction of her death will kill her and potentially her other allies. Failure, she'll do a kamikaze strike and will heavily harm or kill several of your fighters.)
Bros dynamite fucker has to go, picking her off right of the start is as good as it gets
i even support
>Send the CLUWNE
if ONE MORE anon is for it.
Hopefully we can use the flashbangs if we fail the rolls to make it work.
>>5445979
i thought OWB was at a different facility? But even if not the rangers aren't robots the "stealth" effect is to weak to do anything i presume.
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>>5445985
+1
That sounds wonderful also let's give N some vengeance
>Send the CLUWNE
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>>5445985
Sure, +1. Can we use the Bound By Duty option after rolls, or does it have to be before? I'd also recommend using some of our HQ Ponchos and Bulletproof Vests.
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>>5445995
I want to use
>BOUND BY DUTY
i just don't know the consequence of the speakers getting btfoed so
>If your command over your employees wont break in the case speakers getting a few holes installed distract them as per [REDACTED] otherwise best to keep our mouth shut.
>>5445995
QM said
"Do you have any last second chances you want to their equipment? Their armors are the High Quality Ponchos (ETFs) and Bulletproof Vests (AK and Isabelle) (High Physical Protection against bullets, not much else or none for the BP vests.)"
So i think our ETF is wearing them and thats good by me.
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>>5445961
>Ranger Zero is standing by the D-Class cell with one of the ETF standard riot clubs alongside Jack and Beta. You see the two sweating bullets as the cell door is being slammed into, again and again. Right now, the door stands.
Unless I'm misreading the class d are doing a little trolling(escaping certain doom)IF SO
>Hope they didn't stuff their ears and start blasting *snort* miniminmi song over their room and send R0 to fight against her former comrades WITH a gun if she can help it
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Ah yeah, somehow interpreted that as the Rangers bashing down the doors. If it's the D-Classes. just pop cameras over to their room real quick and if they're misbehaving nuke 'em with the sleepytime song. If they don't stop for whatever reason pop the Nerve Gas in their room, we have plenty to spare.
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>>5445985
+1 to this
>>5445975
And this
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>>5445969
>All focus fire on the Dynamite chick. She's clearly the most threatening, light her up. (Successes needed: 38. Success, the chain reaction of her death will kill her and potentially her other allies. Failure, she'll do a kamikaze strike and will heavily harm or kill several of your fighters.)
>[HOPELESS WRECK] "Hey, Shot, sorry for being a hard ass. I got your new recruits, though!" Motivate the Meatmen to fire. (DC 14, bo1. On a success, roll 8d4. On a failure, roll 4d4. d4s succeed on a 4 now.)
>Use EBOW
>FROZEN SNOWTIME (1x)
>Molotov

Let’s not blow the clown on the first turn, we should hold it in reserve for later since it’s a free action gamechanger. This should be overkill (fucking numbercrunching), and we should use the Meatmen option while we still have intercoms access. EBOW should also be used. The Molotov is probably excessive, since it adds three force dice, but I figure if we nix the firecracker in the bud with some overkill, it may give us some breathing space for lower risk gameplans in the future

>Check out the D-Class troublemakers, see who makes it on to our shitlist
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>>5445979
>>5445985
>>5445992
>>5445995
>>5445998
>>5446012
>>5446027
>>5446089
>>5446162
>"Abom" with a single straight line crossed through it. Then you notice that the bullets are slightly different looking...he quickly replaces the bullets in his revolver.
Anti-anomaly rounds, boys. We tipped our hand with that write-in. Fuck. Hopefully it might be some shit where the anti-anomaly rounds do less damage to real human beans?
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>>5446162
I think you can use the traps during rolling phase but if not i support using one snow time AND cluwne this check is to important to fail no? Same with the E.B.O.W. i know for a fact we used thing during a rolling phase before.
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>>5446166
>literally our whole plan btfo
I always thought that Suppression shit was cringe.

>Hopefully it might be some shit where the anti-anomaly rounds do less damage to real human beans?
Doubt it. Maybe risking it for the biscuit is unironically the best play with our recent fuckup.

>>5446196
I believe we can save the clown for next round, and tip the scales our way with the Meatmen, Showtime, and Molotov.

If we can use the traps during the rolling phase, that would be based QoL decision desu.
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>>5446205
I don't see why anti-anom is that big of a dealbreaker. We took the shot (58% chance of success is pretty okay if you ask me) and we missed it. Shit happens. Of the three anomalies we're sending out only one of them has any real risk of taking critical damage, and considering Star's feats I'm sure she's got something that can deal with being shot. At the very least she can nab their weapons like she did to us when we first got her.
Shot uses his meat minions, literally zero risk to him. Sense is also indirect, probably going to utilize a summon like with his Blueblood Invasion, so also not an issue. As far as I can tell, the only downside is that our punching bags won't be able to take as many punches.
The trio we're sending out could use a little straightening out, anyways. Maybe jobbing will make them less cocky.
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>>5446205
>literally our whole plan btfo
ehh he would have switched to the "Abom" rounds in a turn at most not a game ender so no to getting BTFO but it sucks for sure
>I believe we can save the clown for next round
Nah im to scared to fail this roll im for early CLUWNE, M's traps should carry us trough the next 2-3 turns after this i think(not mention a violence on tv enjoyer is coming soon,our beloved lovecraft and maybe FUTURE), if not... well we can always spare an hour to the shrink to let the guilt out.
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>>5446214
A round meant to take down a literal monster is strong enough to make it rain brainmatter from a ricochet.

>>5446217
Anon, the Molotov and the Showtime would be enough to turn the odds significantly in our favor, and that doesn’t count the Meatmen roll and the EBOW. The cluwne is a one use trap, one that can potentially be used during combat rolls, we should keep him in reserve to save our ass when this goes FUBAR.
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>>5446249
>A round meant to take down a literal monster is strong enough to make it rain brainmatter from a ricochet.
Source: Your Ass
Several narrative features imply that this would not be the case. One: these bullets are presumably mass-produced; while they might be more powerful, they're almost certainly not a unique bullet-nuke like the one loaded in AFYN. Two, good faith means we should actually have a fighting chance, since while I have no doubts QM would be willing to let us kill ourselves if we clutched the idiot ball particularly hard, he's unlikely to party-wipe us over a single fuckup, much less over something that our opposition evidently came prepared to counter. Three, these are most likely standard six-shooters, as opposed to being mini-PARADIGMS. They're almost certainly limited to the output you'd associate with one, which means it's not going to suddenly become a hand-held anti-material rifle. A headshot is lethal either way, of course, but gameplay convention means that's mitigated by size of Stamina Pool, Phys Protection, and overall rolls.
The plan continues apace; we nut up and fight.
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>>5446266
Damn, you really took that hyperbole personally didn’t you?
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>>5446266
No need for hostility anon it is a valid concern to have even if you think its stupid, although...
>[HOPELESS WRECK]
ARE THOUSE FUCKING ANTI ANONMALY ROUNDS? FUCK THATS WAS OUR ONLY ADVANTAGE. ITS FUCKING OVER. CALL X-CORP TO BAIL US OUT!
>>5446249
I think we can continue our current initiative to the next round if we keked the dynamite bitch, if we keep the initiative worst they can pull is a surprise pill or am unknow paradigm to get it back from us. I think the play of keeping the initiative is worth sacrificing the CLUWNE reserve.
(also i don't actually want to call x-corp I'm just shitposting as a̶ ̶c̶o̶w̶a̶r̶d̶ [HOPELESS WRECK])
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>>5446287
That’s assuming that keeping the initiative has a mechanical benefit to combat (or mechanically replicated), which I doubt, considering most of our fights were more based around turn based card game mechanics with some dice RNG rather than real time strategy. I think the smarter play is to keep our better trap cards in play for a later higher difficulty DC rather than blow it in the first round.

Unrelated, Shot’s sort of has Zerg mechanics going on, right? You think if we get more Father-praying anomalies like Future that we could recreate real-life Starcraf- holy, was that’s Star’s evil ploy all along?
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>>5446298
A reasonable objection but i think (i might be wrong of course only QM knows for certain) the next rounds combat options is decided by what occurred the previous round for example
>Focus explosive cowgirl
>Rolls fail she martys herself for R-corp
>Next round we chose how to recover from getting isis'ed and counter the cowboy counter attack
In an alternative world
>Focus explosive cowgirl
>She blows up taking a buddy with her, rest of her comrades are disorganized
>Next round we chose how to best take advantage and press on the attack
If this assumption is true(which i think it is) then the "initiative" is actually invaluable.
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>>5446313
I think the more apt term is irrelevant. What you demonstrated was not the results of our initiative, but the results of our success. Now, if the enemy DC lowered due to death or injury, you would have a point, but what ends up happening is that the DC is adjusted due to our circumstances, not the enemy’s, so the initiative becomes mechanically irrelevant, you feel me?

Anyway, I’m off to bed. If you’re going with the 30 second rule, please use the meat first before you lose it. Try not to get anyone kamikazed before I Awaken From This Nightmare.
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Woke up, gonna answer a quick question or two, probably gonna update in a few hours. The majority seems pretty obvious to me.

>If we can use the traps during the rolling phase, that would be based QoL decision desu.
I see no reason why not to. As long as it's only two per turn and you respect how many uses it has, I'm fine with it.

>How dangerous the potential anti-Abom rounds are?
You obviously don't know the exact damage but it's very unlikely it's a case of "weaker against human, strong against abom". Do bear hunting rounds magically do less damage to humans? But as of now, Snow seems to be the only one with them.
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>>5446341
Ahhh i understand after re reading my post and your i see i did a very bad job of explaing my thoughts let me try again(English practice for me if nothing else)
I think having initiative during the text bit of the fight leads to your combat options being better and less punishing even when you succeed.
Like for example
>hit and run the cowboys
>Rolls succeed they are injured
>New combat option 1 on success gives one kill option 2 success gives 2-3 killed
alternative reality
>Focus demogirl
>Rolls good enemy team disorgized and 2 members down
>New combat option 1 gives 2-3 killed option 2 almost wipes them
Now what i think is, because when we just do hit and run they are mostly intact and organized next round maximum damage they can take is still low and they are still in a position to counter attack compared to demogirl down scenario.
TLDR: I think the enemy being on the backfoot(aka us having the initiative) during the "story" phase makes next rounds combat options sweeter.
Also
>>5446402
QM please just say or imply this is right or false i think this autism has gone to far. Also(again) are the employees PDA 's capable of showing videos and/or images?
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>>5446423
You are correct that failures are catch up and successes push forward. But I wouldn't go full autismo mode about it, blowing all of your resources to 100% get a success will not result in you instantly winning.

Also, no, PDAs are text exclusive. They can play ring tones and jingles but are otherwise no fun, all work.
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Is there any list of how much favor we have with the various corps? If not could you add it to the pastebin qm? Also holy shit captcha is ass on phone
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>>5446633
It's in the main pastebin, near the top of it. Anywho, been long enough

Roll those dice. Starting with the employees, let's see how many successes you get. I'll roll for Star of the Century and Metal Beast after the rest are rolled for.
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Oh, right. Current choice: Storming the Cowgirl with explosives. Current successes needed: 33, thanks to your two traps.

No matter what, B2 is probably gonna be in severe or critical condition. But hey, fuck cluwnes, am I right?
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Time to roll, then?
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>>5446821
Yep. One character per person, go at it.
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Rolled 11, 10, 6, 6 = 33 (4d12)

Rolling for Star
>Spike: 7d8
>Star of the Century: 4d12 (Succeeds on 8+. Every time she succeeds, roll another d12.)
>ρ: 10d8
>χ: 11d8
>ε: 10d8.
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Rolled 11, 5 = 16 (2d12)

>>5446838
2 successes, rolling additional 2d12
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Rolled 8, 5, 4, 2, 7, 6, 4, 6, 5, 2, 4 = 53 (11d8)

rolling for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir5WF3Z9-po
here goes
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>>5446842
9 successes if 4+ includes 4 as a success. If not, then 6 successes instead.
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>>5446840
Does it still continue? if it does, you might have to roll one last 1d12
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>>5446847
I don't think it does? I vaguely remember rolling exploding d8s in previous combat scenarios, but the extra dice weren't subject to the bonus effect. QM, can you confirm?
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Rolled 5, 8, 4, 2, 7, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5 = 53 (10d8)

>>5446796
>I'll roll for Star
Somehow missed this, thought only Beast would be rolled for. Since no one else is going I'll do, uh, my Greek is shit so the one that looks like a P.
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>>5446914
Holy shit 9 successes. These ETFs don't fuck around.
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Rolled 6, 6, 7, 6, 2, 4, 5, 5, 7, 6 = 54 (10d8)

>>5445969
>ε: 10d8.
>>5446917
we'll see about that after this roll
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Rolled 3, 7, 8, 5, 2, 8, 8, 5, 1, 7 = 54 (10d8)

>>5446838
The other ETF

>>5446847
>>5446850
>Star of the Century: 4d12 (Succeeds on 8+. Every time she succeeds, roll another d12.)
So yes, you roll again. The limit is failure, not a number.
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>>5446959
So, do I just roll for another employee, or could this on count for Isabelle with a die excluded at random?
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>>5446815
>Save the horse, ride the Cowgirl
>HONK
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Rolled 5, 4, 1, 3, 3, 1, 1 = 18 (7d8)

>>5446952
Another 9 successes lmao
Rolling for Spike
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>>5446977
We rolling again now?
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>>5446982
You should, but the Qm said One character per person anons should wait, wouldn't want to steal the fun from rest of the anons(until QM decides its taking to long and gives the go ahead of course)
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>>5446984
There isn’t any other ETF left, when I rolled I didn’t see another 8d10 roll, and I couldn’t tell who was rolled for the first one, hence ‘the other ETF’.

I think having it be I with a rando die knocked of is fail, though I’m also fine with rerolling, I just want QM clarification here.
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>>5446995
>is fair
Not fail, goddamn autocorrect.

>>5446994
So you think I should roll?
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>>5446998
Yeah, the guy you rolled for already performed an action(very good one at that).QM will be fine with you rerolling, he'll just ignore the duplicate roll.
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>>5446998
>>5447007
Yeah, go ahead.
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Rolled 3, 4, 6, 1, 1, 5, 3, 6, 3 = 32 (9d8)

>>5447007
>>5447009
Ye
>Isabelle
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

Just gonna do a quick tally
Star (I'll let this one slide): 3, with one more dice to roll
Chi: 9 successes
Rho: 9 successes
Epi: 7 successes
Spike: 2 successes
Isabelle: 4 successes

Future and Agent K haven't rolled. I honestly didn't expect the ETF to carry so hard. 34/33 there already. I'll roll for the Beast now.

1-5: 1 success
6-10: 2 success
11-15: 3 success
16-19: 4 success
20: 5 success.
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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>5447022
Rolling extra dice for Star.
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Rolled 1, 8, 7, 7, 5, 3, 5, 6 = 42 (8d8)

>>5447022
Future, just to clear this up.
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>>5447042
+1 to the 3 and 1, turning it into 7 success. Damn, we really are exploding this round.

>use a Molotov
>Cluwne starts singing ‘WE ARE ON FIRE!!!’
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And whoever wants to roll for Future, go ahead, it's been long enough. As long as it isn't B4D.
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Rolled 1, 5, 1, 3, 3, 5 = 18 (6d6)

>>5447050
>Agent K: 6d6
im just gonna assume you meant Agent K and roll sorry not sorry if not
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>>5447061
Ye, K. And wow that's...0 successes. Truly a jobber.
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>>5447050
lol

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ
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>>5447062
She better get riddled with bullets during the fight to represent how much jobbing occurred.
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>>5447061
I mean, we could just drop a bucket of Showtime on her to get her +2 success via her 5s and avoid getting her completely jobbed.
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This... this is the 2nd time she's jobbed. She jobbed in the RBA fight, too.
Good lord.
I'd reroll to save her ass but it feels like a waste. Slap her in the autodoc I guess. Gebura truly can't protect anything.
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>>5447070
No no no, she get to live the jobbing the cocky bastard
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Star (I'll let this one slide): 3 successes
Chi: 9 successes
Rho: 9 successes
Epi: 7 successes
Spike: 2 successes
Isabelle: 4 successes
Metal Beast: 5 successes
Agent K: 0 (HOW)
Future: 7 successes.

You absolutely do kill the Dynamite Chick but at the cost of the Cluwne being shit on (who cares) and Agent K's jobbing. Do you wanna limit how much she jobs?

>LET HER JOB LET HER JOB (You're pretty sure she can take a beating, and hey, she should job less with whatever she does next turn. But she will be pretty hurt.)
>Nah, let her job a little less. (Using the +1s, you can let her have 2 successes, limiting the damage she takes. But Future may take a bit more damage as a result.)
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>>5447078
Strictly speaking K is actually -2 successes... Which still leaves us at 44 successes out of 33, far in excess.
>Let her job.
Let this be a lesson! Gebura, cast forth the Red Mist! Train and train and train to reclaim the people you once held dear, the hope that runs through your veins! You job today but can succeed tomorrow!
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>>5447078
>Nah, let her job a little less. (Using the +1s, you can let her have 2 successes, limiting the damage she takes. But Future may take a bit more damage as a result.)
Spreading out the damage will limit casualties, and I don’t want the Ranger focusing on our most damaged employees in order to raise the bodycount.

>>5447095
No, she only has net 0 (-1,+1,-1, 0, 0,+1) successes.
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>>5447095
>-2 successes
Ignore me somehow blanked out her 5s
That really is fucking rough though
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>>5447078
Also, can we fire the EBOW? I’m legitimately curious if we can make this the worse day for the Rangers on round 1.
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>>5447102
>I don’t want the Ranger focusing on our most damaged employees in order to raise the bodycount.
Okay im convinced
>Nah, let her job a little less.
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>>5447107
You can. Give me a quick d20. DC 13, Bo1. Hit it or miss it. You got a 35% chance.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>5447139
K
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>5447139
rollin (sorry B4d)
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>>5447141
>>5447143
We both hit that 35% chance, nice!
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>>5447141
>>5447143
Welp. 30 successes needed, not like that matters.

I'l let the "JOB" or "DON'T JOB" go on for a little bit but otherwise, turns out telling the facility of a paranoid wreck you're gonna come invade them is gonna get you shit on. For now.
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>>5447141
09:20:34 vs 09:20:42
Never stood chance against the fastest hand in the west
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>>5447078
>Nah, let her job a little less.
what >>5447110 and >>5447102 said; these cowboys WILL focus her if she's too weak from the first barrage
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>>5447151
I’m just wondering how badly they got curb-stomped when we achieved over half more than the successes needed.
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>>5447151
>Nah, let her job a little less.
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>>5447078
All of our initial guys jobbed except for Future and Metal Beast, and the new ETF immediately cementing themselves as competent as fuck
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>LIGHT THE BITCH UP: Success
>Unavailable Traps: DELICIOUS, SEND IN THE CLUWNE

Before anyone can make a single move, the tense and silent atmosphere is interrupted by the obnoxiously loud honks of a clown's shoes. A garishly green, white, and red painted and outfitted cluwne steps into view.

Two of the rangers instantly aim their guns at him while the other four keep an eye on your other fighters. The cluwne steps forward, holding a case of freshly heated meat and a bike horn. "DoN'T YOU WANNA BE FWIE-"

BANG!

Six bullets pierce through his torso, all center mass hits. The meat dish is sent flying through the air and splatters at the feet of the Ranger squad. Bright red bloods leaks out of the poor, poor cluwne, slowly pouring down to where the meal is.

Chi quickly fires a quick series of hand gestures at the fighters. Everyone besides Star and the Metal Beast seemingly understood what he was quickly trying to message. While one of the Rangers bended down to grab a handful of the meat...

"SHOWTIME, BABY!"

Star suddenly appears right in front of the dynamite girl. She smacks her across the face with the silver cane. The ranger stumbles back in pain. Snow and another Ranger quickly fire at the anomaly before she disappears.

The first bullet hits but doesn't seem to impact Star at all. The second one? The moment it impacts Star, a yellow-green smoke leaks out of the bullet wound.

"GAH!" Star teleports back into safety behind the others. You can see the wound, which she is covering with her hand, slowly expanding. A bundle of dynamite and six revolver rounds are in her other hand.

The others charge forward, standing behind the meatmen and robots as moving cover. The Rangers quickly return fire. The bullets do hit and pierce into the two robots, and while the Metal Beast keeps chugging along, Spike's spike arm and the left side of his torso get pretty banged, with his internals showing.

The dynamite chick manages to light up a stick and tosses it, but it quickly gets sliced out of the air by Future, who swings his sword to slice her and and a Ranger next to her across the chest.

The three Rangers not being slashed or distracted by the meal step back quickly realize something is fucked up when they notice two molotovs smashing against the dynamite girl'.

"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!" She quickly charges forward towards your fighters in a desperate attempt for a kamikaze attack. Isabelle and Agent K move in to intercept but it turns out the power of hysterical strength can't be underestimated. She pins Isabelle to the ground and wraps their hands around her throat.

Isabelle smashes her weapons against the about the blow up Ranger as she struggles to breath. The lit fuses are also burning her skin.

Agent K and Rho shove the Ranger off before smashing her teeth in and stabbing her leg with a blade. While Rho gets behind the metal beast in time...

Three bullets pierce through AK's body.
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Future quickly gets her behind cover, at the cost of one of the anti-abnormality rounds piercing him. He hisses in pain as green smoke leaks out of his wound .

Epsilon fires the E.B.O.W at the dynamite chick to keep her from moving any closer to them as your fighters quickly retreat. The Rangers quickly retreat too, but seems like the food was too tempting for one of them...

BOOM!

Your camera nearly goes offline from the explosion. The one eating the meat and the dynamite chick explode into meaty chunks, while a third one gets their arm caught in the blast, damn near ripping it off. And in their place is something you didn't expect. A ball of fire barely restrained by a suit reminiscent of a gameshow host's outfit. A stage mic leaking with black tar is held in his right hand.

"ON TODAY'S SHOW, WE MUST KILL THE RANGer....NO, the FACILIt..y? NO, ranG```r?" His voice is out of tune and disjointed. An overwhelming static lingers on its words, like listening to a faint radio signal.

"gklklllilllboth? TODAY WILL BE A VERY EXCiting...shohowsho??? AVENGE NEON NOEn..." He flickers in and out of existence as he tries stepping both towards the Rangers and your fighters.

>The Sulfurous Host has entered. Seems like due to mixed signals, he'll attack anyone and everyone! You have a feeling this was better than what was gonna happen.

"Shit, another one! Boys, plan B! Call backup! Take your emergency rations!" Snow barks as he quickly bites down on a dull grey pill. The remaining three rangers return the favor as they reload with greenish-yellow tipped rounds.

As Snow reloads, you realize that his "Abom" rounds are also green-yellow tipped. Shit, that's not good.

"I feel numb, sir..." The man with the injured arm (visible bone sticking out) with wary dread.
"THAT'S A GOOD THING!" Snow barks.

While the Rangers are preparing, Chi and Rho try their best to keep Agent K from bleeding out too much. She quickly pushes them off as she props herself up with the BLESSED BLADE.

You tap the microphone and give a simple, but effective, command. "Do better. Protect."

"I'm rusty, aren't I? This world, this body, isn't...what I'm used to." Agent K huffs. The blood leaking out of her wounds slowly turns into a fine red mist as she finally gets back up. Wounded but motivated.

DICE updates:
>Agent K: 8d8 (+4 from SANTICIFED BLADE, -1 success on 1s, +1 success on 8s, may reroll one die per turn)
>Spike: 4d8 (Heavy structural damage.)
>Star: 6d6 (Succeeds on a 5 or 6. On a success, roll again until you fail.)
>Future: 7d8 (Lost his +1 to two of his rolls but otherwise is functional)
>S.HOST: 10d6 (Failures add to how many successes are needed, successes remove how many you need. Before he rolls, you may attempt to alter his dice by certain Trait actions.)
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Snow quickly gestures to the injured one and he starts rushing over to where your D-Class containment cell is. Shit, did they manage to hear the banging? While they're slowed down and restrained by Zero, Felix, and N&Q...having a handful of D-Class rioting? Not good.

Best case, you lose your D-Class. Worst case, you lose the people who matter.

At least the three staying behind are pretty outnumbered, though the drugs and new ammo shows they're not going down without a fight. Though the fragments of Art's meat are still influencing them, even if only slightly.

What's your plan, Administrator?

>Light up the stick of stolen dynamite, make them scatter. Pick them off. (Successes needed: 36. Success will cripple everyone but Snow. Failure will cause a stalemate and may allow Ranger backup to arrive.)
>Now that you removed the most dangerous one, the leader must fall next. Put all of your focus to eliminating Snow. (Successes needed: 40. Success will result in him being fatally wounded and leave the remaining Rangers as stragglers. Failure will result in him taking everyone he can down with him before he dies.)
>Send someone down to slow down and/or kill the injured Ranger. (Select who. They will not be able to assist in this round's combat but will hopefully prevent D-Class riots.)
>[BOUND BY DUTY] "Remember who the director is. I hope you make the right choice." Try to influence the Host. (DC 15, bo3. A good enough write in will reduce the DC. Success, add +1 to three of Host's rolls in any configuration. Failure, the Rangers will influence it first, resulting in the forced reroll of two successes.)
>[HOPELESS WRECK] "Good. Bring more meat to the slaughter, Snow. It'll help so much." Demoralize the Rangers. (DC: 14, bo1. A good enough write in will reduce the DC. Success, you may reroll up to four failures of your human fighters. On a failure, they'll gain a small boost of morale, boosting the amount of successes needed by 2.)
>Write in (Order the meatmen to fire? Use an EBOW? Use traps? Call for backup? Suggest another plan?)
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They're hoping to break out the D-Class? Let's give them a nasty surprise. Anyone who's on guard duty there, back off, slip on a gas mask--then we pump the cell full of Naughty Bad Gas (nonlethal, sleeping). The Heart goes Facehugger on Snow and while he's distracted the masked units can shove them into the cell. Then we close and lock the door.
Heart should be just fine as it's literally made of steel.

How viable is this, QM?
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>>5448362
Snow isn't the injured one, but you could absolutely Incapicated the injured one with that strat. I would say it would be 2 successes needed with Heart's 4d8 (with +1 to one of his dice with the "OH GOD OH FUCK SPIDER ON MY FACE" bonus) dice. Separate from the successes needed of the the other two choices.

He is all ambush or nothing at all. That's why he isn't a regular fighter with the others.
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>>5448374
Hm, okay.
Playing with the idea a little...
>Flood the D-Class cell with Naughty Bad Gas and have Felix quickly equip a Gas Mask.
>Have Heart go Facehugger on the injured Ranger, then have Felix shove him into the D-Class cell while he's distracted.
>Order Shot to help take care of Snow. Motivate him with a promise of extra meat; "I've already caught one of these cowboys for you to use. Do well and you'll score a twofer. Make the Company proud... And avoid friendly fire, of course." Use the meatmen to help soak up enemy shots.
>Take Zero off guard duty and get her over to participate in the main slugfest. "If you've got something to prove, now's your chance to do it, cowgirl."

>Now that you removed the most dangerous one, the leader must fall next. Put all of your focus to eliminating Snow.
>Sting anyone trying to call for backup with the EBOW.
>[BOUND BY DUTY] Try to influence the Host. "It's primetime now, sonny. Remember; the name of the game is Company Loyalty. Don't forget who's brought you this far. Stick to the script, trust in the director, and we'll see those sky-high ratings. Now... Time to turn up the heat."
>Save a record of the fight to send to A-Corp, maybe you'll get a sponsorship out of this shitshow. Inter-Company brawls like this can't be too common.
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>>5448332
Wait, we used up Delicious and Two Molotov’s in this attack?

>>5448346
Well, this new dice changes everything.
>glance at AK’s stats
Holy shit, did AK turn into garbage tier?

>S.HOST: 10d6 (Failures add to how many successes are needed, successes remove how many you need.
Gonna need some clarification on the mechanics on that. Like, is a failure a -1 and a success +2 essentially?

Either way, a Director write in will be necessary.
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>>5448581
>Holy shit, did AK turn into garbage tier?
Yeah, we have to suppress her first before she can manifest a Paradigm.
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>>5448588
If these stats are true, she’s a dangerous liability, and we’re probably fucked even if we do the lowest successes and light up the dynamite. We shouldn’t have blown our two DC lowering traps in the first turn.
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>>5448396
1+ to this
>>5448599
despite knowing there is no way we're hitting a 40DC even with 2 flashbags traps giving +10 success
Also i have my version of the director speech here it is, give your takes on it
>[̶B̶O̶U̶N̶D̶ ̶B̶Y̶ ̶D̶U̶T̶Y̶]̶ [HOPELESS WRECK] FINALLY our star actor is here. The hopeless last stand of the honorable R-corp rangers against the " Admonoan" and his fiery henchmen. THIS WILL BE A 23. CENTURY EPIC. THE CAST OF THIS MOVIE WILL LIVE FOREVER MORE. IMMORTILAZED TROUGH THE SCREEN.
i also like this speech because if we fail the roll Snow can choose from a variety of cool retorts. Anyway if this speech doesn't motivate The Sulfurous Host i don't know what will. Didn't him and the fish turn into these monsters for "the views"? Nothing will be seen more than the tragic western epic of the century, no?(Also i think hopeless wreck would say this because what is being the director of the most famous epic of the century but IMMORTALITY(even if he's coping))
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>>5448332
>Six bullets pierce through his torso, all center mass hits
I for one do not want the cluwne to die, he is cool.
>While one of the Rangers bended down to grab a handful of the meat
At least Art's meal is doing us good in this situation
>the wound, which she is covering with her hand, slowly expanding
Ah fuck, is there nothing we can do about that?
>bundle of dynamite and six revolver rounds are in her other hand
Nice, got some loot from that. Guess Star's special is she steals with attacks. I love me those skills and characters in RPGs
>Spike's spike arm and the left side of his torso get pretty banged, with his internals showing
Another thing to repair after
>Three bullets pierce through AK's body.
The Red Jobber...

>>5448334
>cost of one of the anti-abnormality rounds piercing him
Another thing to fix later
>one eating the meat and the dynamite chick explode into meaty chunks, while a third one gets their arm caught in the blast
2 down, 1 crippled. Not bad. Going for dynamite chick was the right opener
>AVENGE NEON NOEn
Wasn't our fault Sense tried to fuck us over that time. Neon Slasher was tough from what I recall of that thread.
>due to mixed signals
What? We chewed Sense out and set him straight, then had the others clean him up and get him prepared before this. What mixed signals? I guess it might be Sense being retarded, which isn't that unexpected
>Call backup!
STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY
>he quickly bites down on a dull grey pill
Is that the same as our booster pills?
>This world, this body, isn't...what I'm used to.
Adapt or die
>blood leaking out of her wounds slowly turns into a fine red mist
Nice ability
>motivated
Great

>>5448346
>D-Class containment
Oh no, not the retard cages...
>fragments of Art's meat are still influencing them, even if only slightly
What if we bait them into going for it again? Some lie about healing properties or whatever?
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>>5448346
backing >>5448396 and announce to Host (and Sense) that this is being recorded live RIGHT NOW to motivate them
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>>5448346
>Light up the stick of stolen dynamite, make them scatter. Pick them off. (Successes needed: 36. Success will cripple everyone but Snow. Failure will cause a stalemate and may allow Ranger backup to arrive.)
>Send someone down to slow down and/or kill the injured Ranger. (Zero)
>Send in Z and the repaired securitrons to reinforce the D-Cells
>FINALLY! Our Star Host has appeared! In this scene we’re detailing the last stand of the Rangers against a reinforcing anomaly. Do make sure to get the Rangers’ destruction in 4k, won’t you Chattering Host? I expect ratings to reach a new record.
>You sure you want to reenact Little Bighorn Snow? To lead more proud Rangers into this meatgrinder? You won’t survive long enough for your reinforcements to make a difference, and they’d be facing the resurrected meat of your corpses. Don’t draw this out, accept your loss with dignity.
>Use EBOW, order the Meatmen to fire, call in more reinforcements.
>Do the Lovecraft Ambush plan.
>Prepare the fireworks
>Have S-4M try to distract the Rangers every 30 seconds via Spike

>>5446423
Told ya the initiative does jackshit mechanically, the DC is higher now and we wasted all of our best traps on something we could’ve won without exhausting those options.
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>>5448334
Also, AK’s rolls go something like
>8d{-1,0,0,0,0,0,0,+1}
now, right?

And Future’s +1s are combat exhausted, not turn exhausted? Then we should get a +1 back, since the other wasn’t used to make that 2 a success last round.
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>>5448670
Ya know, thinking about it more, using both of Future’s +1 were a waste, considering we were already wildly successful. We really been wasting our combat resources here aren’t we?
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>>5448668
>the DC is higher now and we wasted all of our best traps on something we could’ve won without exhausting those options
Lesson learned, eh?
>You sure you want to reenact Little Bighorn Snow? To lead more proud Rangers into this meatgrinder? You won’t survive long enough for your reinforcements to make a difference, and they’d be facing the resurrected meat of your corpses. Don’t draw this out, accept your loss with dignity.
>Use EBOW, order the Meatmen to fire, call in more reinforcements.
>Do the Lovecraft Ambush plan.
>Have S-4M try to distract the Rangers every 30 seconds via Spike
These are all good
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>>5448668
>>You sure you want to reenact Little Bighorn Snow? To lead more proud Rangers into this meatgrinder? You won’t survive long enough for your reinforcements to make a difference, and they’d be facing the resurrected meat of your corpses. Don’t draw this out, accept your loss with dignity.
Great write in if allowed two speeches i support this, if not just the least DC requiring director speech(although they might not know what bighorn was considering dystopian future they live in. This piece of legend might be forgotten)

> Told ya the initiative does jackshit mechanically, the DC is higher now and we wasted all of our best traps on something we could’ve won without exhausting those options.

Nah anon it worked just fine and like i said it would, because they are so fucked up they aren't attacking,and thus failing this rounds options hurt less and reward more for success. If we succeed with a hit and run option previous round this rounds combat options would be somewhat/noticeably less rewarding and more punishing.
Aka
>>5446493
What QM said but as he also said over the entire combat encounter you need like +60 to +80 success so over succeding 1 round is not a fight winner(altough it might have gotten that one guys arm blown up this round). Anyways ı'd argue securing basically 3 kill and prevent them going in the offensive for 1 more turn was worth. Although i humbly accept i could be proven very wrong, many different type of ways.
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>>5448680
>Lesson learned, eh?
I hope.

>>5448686
>Nah anon it worked just fine and like i said it would, because they are so fucked up they aren't attacking,and thus failing this rounds options hurt less and reward more for success. If we succeed with a hit and run option previous round this rounds combat options would be somewhat/noticeably less rewarding and more punishing.
Anon, that isn’t true at all. This round has the same inherent danger as the previous rounds in the options, with a larger DC needed to overcome them. The lower DC is always the less risky/rewarding/dangerous option, and the higher DC always the more risky/rewarding/dangerous. What happened previously doesn’t affect the current DC, meaning that even though we’ve dealt a crippling health blow, they’re even more dangerous now.

>over the entire combat encounter you need like +60 to +80 success so over succeding 1 round is not a fight winner
So doubling down and overkilling round 1 is effectively pointless and inefficient?

>Anyways ı'd argue securing basically 3 kill and prevent them going in the offensive for 1 more turn was worth.
That’s only if the lower group healthbar directly translates to fewer combat rounds, which I don’t think it does. It really depends if overfilling the DC on successes in the early rounds translates to mechanical benefits in later rounds, but I don’t think that’s the case necessarily.

Also, nice S2 art mate.
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>>5448686
>although they might not know what bighorn was considering dystopian future they live in. This piece of legend might be forgotten
They still have Spaghetti Westerns, the myth probably grew larger with each generation.
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>>5448695
>Also, nice S2 art mate.
Here is the artist. https://twitter.com/PaulMcIcedTea Makes some killer disco Elysium style portraits but rest of the art is mostly meh/trash at best in my opinion.
>inb4 trany reeeeeeeeeee
Whatever they make cool art i don't care.
>Anon, that isn’t true at all. This round has the same inherent danger as the previous rounds in the options
Nah this is the part we disagree. We are in way less danger especially if we just chug dynamite. And i never brought up our DC lowering, i just think rewards are sweeter and punishments are less because the enemy is mucking about during the story phase. Anyway agree to disagree and all that.
>So doubling down and overkilling round 1 is effectively pointless and inefficient?
Oy, say that to the guy that got his arm blown up "pointless and inefficient" BAKA how cruel to that guy.
>They still have Spaghetti Westerns, the myth probably grew larger with each generation.
Hopefully the case, although even if it was forgotten QM can replace it with some other in universe infamous last stand.
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>>5448722
Anon, we went from
>Success, the chain reaction of her death will kill her and potentially her other allies. Failure, she'll do a kamikaze strike and will heavily harm or kill several of your fighters.
to
>Success will result in him being fatally wounded and leave the remaining Rangers as stragglers. Failure will result in him taking everyone he can down with him before he dies.
It’s literally the same danger as before, with multiple employees getting killed in failure. It’s the same reward and punishment, only with a harder DC.
>Oy, say that to the guy that got his arm blown up "pointless and inefficient" BAKA how cruel to that guy.
You mean the guy that was gonna literally peel off one of our valuable fighters off of the frontline during the highest combat DC while our forces are arguably weaker dice wise (definitely depending on AK’s stats), or otherwise cause a D-Class riot? When the two traps lost would lowered that 40 DC into 35, it becomes horribly pointless and inefficient.

But we can agree to disagree, sure.

>Hopefully the case, although even if it was forgotten QM can replace it with some other in universe infamous last stand.
Ye.

>tranny artist
>obligatory /pol/ REEEEEEEE-
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Gonna answer some quick stuff
>Wait, so dumping all of our resources was pointless?
You killed two and heavily injured one, and that dude is running away and not fighting you. So only three people are bothering to shoot. Even if you jobbed as hard as you possibly can, three guys with revolvers will do far less damage than six.

Notice how the failure for the first one says "stalemate" and not "critically injured"?
>WE used up Delicious and two molotovs?
Y-yeah? Most of the votes for giving people molotovs didn't select who to give them to, so I defaulted to the one that gave it to two. And the one everyone gave +1 for was "Use the cluwne if someone else wants to" and "Use Delicious".
>Gonna need some clarification on S.HOST
Essentially. Failures are -1s, successes are +2s
>Holy shit, did AK turn into garbage tier?
If Not!Gebura was as good as she was in her original city, you wouldn't even need other fighters. I will admit I might need to tweak her.
>The Snow thing.
Yeah, I'll admit I just realized that too. Lemme just...give you a better one, and extend the voting for a few more hours to let it stew.

>>5448346
>Challenge Snow to a duel. Send in your best fighter to attack him. He's a cowboy, he'll respect it, right? (Successes needed: 6, but only one of your fighters can fight him. If you succeed, your fighter wins. If you fail, your fighter dies.)

Also don't start screeching about trannies, especially when it's barely related to the quest. The art is cool, though.
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>>5448790
And by "wins", you can guess who dies in that scenario, and what happens when he dies.

>>5448638
>What? We chewed Sense out and set him straight.
That you did. To not spoil too much, it got two sets of orders before coming here. If you didn't suppress Sense, it would only get one.
>Is that the same as our booster pills?
Yes.
>Ah fuck, is there nothing we can do about that?
It's not going to instantly kill them but unless you wanna drag Star to medbay right now, no.
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>>5448791
>drag Star to medbay
Honestly not sure what we could even do to fix her. Stardust transfusions? Blessings from the Scripture? Turning her into a real girl with Autodoc would be kind of funny, though.

Is it possible to use Delicious retroactively? I.e, we push through with current plan but fall a few successes short, can we apply Delicious bonuses despite not voting to use them right now? Traps are stated to be a free action.
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>>5448805
>Delicious
I mean Frozen Snowtime/the Blueblood Buckets, forgive me.
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>>5448805
Yes, you can use Traps retroactively. That is for a QoL deal, I'm fine with letting you use traps that you vote on or that you use as a reaction.
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>>5448790
I’ll change my dynamite vote to
>Challenge Snow to a duel. Send in your best fighter to attack him. He's a cowboy, he'll respect it, right? (Successes needed: 6, but only one of your fighters can fight him. If you succeed, your fighter wins. If you fail, your fighter dies.)
Chi. With 11d, his 3 dice rerolls, and Delicious still in play, the odds are in our favor.

>Also don't start screeching about trannies
It was a joke, I don’t really care unless they’re advocating it to children.
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Anons, please, vote for the duel. This is the better version of taking out Snow, without the chance for horrific casualties by failing the tight 40 DC skillcheck. If we send in Chi, with his 11d8 and three rerolls, we will kill Snow, especially with Delicious lowering the DC difficulty.
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I just don't think the duel would be narratively satisfying if we sent out Chi. I'd be okay with buffing up Zero and having her do the deed to prove her loyalty, but Chi himself just feels kind of lame since we don't really know enough about him (or any of the other new ETFs for that matter) for it to have the same emotional impact, you know?
Probably not the best argument, but they're my honest thoughts.
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>>5449005
I’d considered killing Snow narratively satisfying, especially in a way that saves the lives of all our employees. Zero doesn’t have the dice (6d6), nor the rerolls, and if it wasn’t for Delicious lowering the DC, she would be completely fucked.

But sure, let’s entertain the death of Zero (and the loss of our personal reward, a skilled personnel, A and C investment, plus a downgrade in our Shift score) to appease some narrative autism.

I’m sorry if that comes off as harsh, but these are my honest thoughts. If it helps, I was planning on having Zero go on a solo-mission investigating C-0RA’s Father mysterybox as her redemption arc.
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I’m heading off to work. I can only pray that anons make a decision that doesn’t result in the deaths of our employees.
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>>5448790
I’ll support the Chi duel, and >>5448396’s write ins.
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>>5449020
>6d6
Hence my note regarding buffing her up. Not just with the Blueblood but with actual gear and weapons and shit. Chi isn't a 10d8 *naturally.* If Snow's willing to entertain a duel, he should be willing to let her gear up properly (and this is assuming she doesn't just pop into Storage beforehand to get equipped without him knowing).
Regarding rerolls, we've still got a charge of Fortune's paper dice. For targeted bonuses, again, Blueblood. I think we still have a phys reinforcement pill somewhere, too.
All this to say, getting Zero to match up with Chi isn't the impossibility you seem to think it is. and worst comes to worst we have the territory advantage. We may be Bound by Duty, but Honor is foreign to a Hopeless Wreck.
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>>5449058
>[HOPELESS WRECK]
yes YES THAT HONOROUBLE IDIOT WILL TAKE THE DUEL AND WHEN ITS HIGH NOON WE WILL FUCKING BLIND HIM BY ACTIVATING A FLASHBANG TRAP. HE WONT STAND A CHANCE.
+1 to duel BUT only if we can rig it with traps.(even though if we succeed like this rest of the rangers will be enraged at our dishonor. What's the worst they could do ehh?)
Also
>>5448625
no one gave their takes on my write in. Damn, sucks that bad?
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>>5449075
>write-in
Honestly, it just feels... out of character. It's too "showboaty" without any of the vindictive pragmatism/heartfelt sentimentality that Admin flip-flops between to reinforce it.
I'd rewrite it like this:
>"And the last cast member shows himself. Here comes the final act. I'll admit, you Rangers gave it all you got; a fine showing to the very end."
>[HOPELESS WRECK] "You came here to test us? Well, I hope we met your wildest expectations. Now... Smile for the camera."
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>>5449105
>It's too "showboaty"
Yes, indented that way, i thought it would be more convincing to the show host that way but
>it just feels... out of character
I think this correct too, due to incessant shitposting i let it slip my mind that our admin is much more than just a survivalist coward that screams at everything. And i do think admin would say something much more like what you wrote.
>>5448790
>Even if you jobbed as hard as you possibly can, three guys with revolvers will do far less damage than six.
I'm taking this as vindication, you cant stop me.
> The art is cool, though.
Nice to see QM enjoyed the art as well
Also once again confirming +1 to the duel(if we can try to rig it)
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So Overboss, what's the DC on the current Host write-in? For reference:

>[BOUND BY DUTY] Try to influence the Host. "It's primetime now, sonny. Remember; the name of the game is Company Loyalty. Don't forget who's brought you this far. Stick to the script, trust in the director, and we'll see those sky-high ratings. Now... Time to turn up the heat."
>Save a record of the fight to send to A-Corp, maybe you'll get a sponsorship out of this shitshow. Inter-Company brawls like this can't be too common.
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Long enough waiting and way too much sleeping in, doing halloween candy fucks you up. I'm going with most of >>5448396's one, sorry for b4d, no one wanted to duel.

If you wanna go in all barrels on killing Snow without a duel? I'm lowering the DC to 38 to make it a bit more fair. (And to account for Delicious)

It's the one with the most support.

>>5449735
Funny that you asked, fwiend (god kill me). With that, I would probably say...DC 13 bo3. We'll start by rolling for the write ins (ebow, heart's ambush), and this. Two people, roll your d20s.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

HERE WE GO
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>>5448374
Also according to this Heart's Ambush is a 4d8 with a single +1 to distribute against a 2 success check
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>>5449761
Correct. Also I meant "three people" for the talking to S.Host. Still. We'll worry about that once we get through Hosts and I tell you to roll for it.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>5449758
*sigh*
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>>5449058
All of that would’ve taken time, Ranger reinforcements are a factor. If reinforcements weren’t (and no one still voted for Chi, I would’ve consented to giving her the revolver a dynamite, just to appease your autism.

It honestly feels like I’m arguing with a brick wall again, but a different quest.
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Rolled 3, 7, 3, 5 = 18 (4d8)

FUN FUN
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>5449763
whops got to exited and didn't see this, sorry
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>>5449814
Well, that works out! You got two successes exactly (3 with a +1 to a 3). Just barely made it.

One more for the E-BOW (fine with a person who already rolled rolling for this) and then I'll get all of the dice into one post so you don't have to scroll up.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

HAIL MARY
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

rolling for bow(sorry if wrong dice)
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>>5449824
>>5449826
Damn the explosion must have shaken our employees aim
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Rolled 5, 1, 3, 5, 6, 2, 2, 6, 4, 5 = 39 (10d6)

>>5449824
>>5449826
Neither were a success, sorry. Anywho.

>Agent K: 8d8 (+4 from SANTICIFED BLADE, -1 success on 1s, +1 success on 7s and 8s, may reroll one die per turn)
>Spike: 4d8 (Heavy structural damage.)
>Star: 6d6 (Succeeds on a 5 or 6. On a success, roll again until you fail.)
>Future: 7d8 (Can't add +1s to his dice due to the weakening effects of the bullet. Otherwise functional.)
>S.HOST: 10d6 (I'm rolling for this. Successes lowers the successes needed, Failures increase. +1s from Bound by Duty are in effect.)
>Rho: 10d8
>Chi: 11d8
>Epsi: 10d8
>Isabelle: 9d6
>Ranger Zero: 3d6 (Current out of range for direct combat but will try to support you with her pistol. Exploding dice on 6, roll another dice.)

Two last D20 rolls if you wish to do them now, or wait to see how this pales out. DC 14 bo1 for the meatmen, DC 13 bo1 for distracting. 8d4 dice if you succeed the first, 4d4 otherwise. Two rerolls of any dice if you succeed the second, nothing otherwise.
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>>5449838
6 successes, 4 failures. With the +1s, you can make that into 8 successes and 2 failures. So in total, 32 successes. (Turning the 3 into a 4 and a 2 into a 4 with two +1s.)

Let's hope you don't job too hard now.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>5449838
SAM makes some weird noises or something
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Rolled 8, 1, 3, 2, 8, 1, 8, 8, 5, 4, 6 = 54 (11d8)

>>5449838
Chi
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>5449838
Sorry, didn’t see the last bit about wanting another couple d20s
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Rolled 1, 7, 7, 6, 6, 8, 3, 2 = 40 (8d8)

>>5449838
>Agent K: 8d8
The jobbing will cease NOW
>>5449854
Meatmen=wortless
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>>5449857
I thought you had the meatmen? Plus, 8d is better than two rerolls
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Rolled 5, 4, 1 = 10 (3d6)

>>5449860
i was rolling sam to distract but QM will decide in the end what the roll was for.
> Plus, 8d is better than two rerolls
Also true something is better than nothing, im just bitter about SHOT being an asshole and sucking at his job
>>5449838
Ranger Zero: 3d6
i'll wait before continue rolling wouldn't want to hoard the fun(until QM says get on with it of course)
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Rolled 4, 5, 5, 4, 5, 2 = 25 (6d6)

>>5449838
I’ll roll Star, since this’ll be my last roll most likely.
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>>5449860
>>5449866
He said it was for the distraction, so it's for the distraction. As for Shot's meatmen being kinda shit, they're far more quantity than quality.. Keep that in mind.

I'd wait at least 25-30 minutes before you guys roll for everything.
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Rolled 1, 2, 6 = 9 (3d6)

>>5449867
Nice to see Star exploding again.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>5449872
Exploding!

>>5449867
If anyone wants to add +1s to the 4 after all the rolls are done, feel free. Please conserve the Blue Blood though.
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Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>5449876
Holy shit Star calm down
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>>5449876
holy shit apparently the bullet didn't slow her down in the slightest.
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>>5449878
STAR YOU’RE ON FIRE

SOMEBODY QUICK GET THE SALT
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Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>5449878
>>5449881

>>5449879
The bullet made her mad
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Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>5449878
...I'll roll for her last remaining exploding dice. Let's see.
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Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>5449882
STAR STOP DUELING SNOW HE’S ALREADY DEAD
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>>5449882
>>5449883
Okay. I'll count the 1 as her actual failure dice. She rolled...nine successes. Holy fuck, you uh. Yeah, that's gonna have a pretty bizarre to watch reaction.

You succeeded a shit ton but let's say you're gonna be going "what the fuck" when I finally write this up.
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>>5449882
WTF is happening??
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>>5449883
Star clearly like me better Overseer.

This just made my day.
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>>5449887
You just earned us a great story bit very nice, hopefully also lot of clues to her powers and paradigms most likely. Awesome job.
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>>5449889
>Star just starts catching the anti-adom bullets mid-air and starts throwing them back at Snow
>she then proceeds to steal the reload bullets themselves

Shit’s gonna get wack yo
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Rolled 1, 1, 2, 3 = 7 (4d4)

I'll roll for the meat men and Future, you guys roll whichever characters you feel like.

>Meatmen first. Successes inflict a familiar debuff...
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Rolled 6, 1, 5, 7 = 19 (4d8)

>>5449824
Damn where did this anon qst regular anon go? he could have been here rolling and prevented me feeling bad about fun hoarding
>>5449838
>Spike: 4d8 (Heavy structural damage.)
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Rolled 1, 7, 2, 8, 6, 5, 6 = 35 (7d8)

>>5449838
Future
>>5449867
Also damn dude, are you on steroids?
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Rolled 3, 5, 3, 4, 6, 1, 4, 6, 6 = 38 (9d6)

Well, I'll treat the player's roll for Future as the actual roll. Isabelle for me, then. Rest is all yours.
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Rolled 5, 1, 4, 7, 8, 6, 8, 4, 3, 5 = 51 (10d8)

>>5449838
>Epsi: 10d8
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Rolled 2, 1, 1, 3, 2, 4, 7, 5 = 25 (8d8)

>>5449921
AGENT K
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>>5449931
Wait this got already done in >>5449857 didnt see it
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>>5449857
Too late, they already got 7 successes lol, lmao.
Thank god too because that would've been zero.
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>>5449931
sorry lad
>>5449857
quick roll for >Rho: 10d8
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Rolled 6, 1, 4, 7, 2, 1, 1, 6, 5, 7 = 40 (10d8)

>>5449939
I'll try Rho
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>>5449939
Agent K can reroll 1 die per turn, we got that?
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>>5449938
If she jobbed again... It would be over for !notGebura keks
>>5449943
Very good roll nice
Imagine if we didn't give these guys molotovs we'd be so dead
>>5449944
yeah, try your luck with a 1d8
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>>5449944
Yep, and two rerolls from S-4M distracting the fuckers.

Lemme tally up the successes before you guys do anything silly

>AK: 7 successes, one 1
>Chi: 7 successes
>Ranger Zero: 2 (But is far away to not really be in too much risk) successes
>Star: FUCKING NINE
>Spike: 3 successes
>Meatmen: 0 (JOBBERS)
>Isabelle: 6 successes
>Epsi: 8 successes
>Rho: 6 successes

Okay, seems like 40 was pretty reasonable, considering the changes I made. Quick vote on who you wanna reroll for.

>Spike
>Meatmen
>Zero
>Star, try to get MORE exploding dice!
>Someone else
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>>5449952
The reroll vote is for the two that S-4M gave you, AK has the 1d8 for herself as well.
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>>5449955
We have to reroll STAR's dice, we have to see the practical prank to to end all practical pranks. B4d get back here and start rolling
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Rolled 8 (1d8)

Bound by duty writein
>>5449760
>>5449809
>>5449817
16 beats DC 13

Heart Ambush
>>5449814
3/4 successes

Ebow
>>5449824
11 loses to DC 13

S.Host
>>5449838
>>5449844
8/10 successes

S4M distract
>>5449847
17 beats DC 13

Chi
>>5449853
7/11 successes

Meatmen
>>5449854
6 loses to DC 14
>>5449913
0 successes

Agent K
>>5449857
7/8 successes
>may reroll one die per turn
I AM REROLLING THAT 1 BECAUSE IT IS FREE AND NOBODY ELSE DID IT

Ranger Zero
>>5449866
2/3 successes

Star
>>5449867
>>5449872
>>5449876
>>5449878
>>5449882
>>5449883
7 successes?
>She rolled...nine successes
What? But >>5449838 says
>Succeeds on a 5 or 6. On a success, roll again until you fail.
If you are counting the two 4s in >>5449867 as successes that do NOT reroll due to not being 5 or 6, yet succeed anyway still being off a d6, then I get that.

Spike
>>5449915
3/4 successes

Future
>>5449916
5/7 successes

Isabelle
>>5449921
6/9 successes

Epsilon
>>5449930
8/10 successes

Rho
>>5449943
6/10 successes

>>5449952
We good now?
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>>5449971
Actually, yeah, she has seven. My subconscious is used to d6s being 4, 5, and 6.
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>>5449952
My vote on the two rerolls are
>reroll one of Rho's 1s in >>5449943
>reroll Ranger Zero's 1 in >>5449866

>>5449982
Could still have the 4s succeed on Star, but NOT reroll?
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>>5449971
Agent K
7̶/̶8̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶c̶e̶s̶s̶e̶s̶ 8/8 SUCCESSES The jobbing ıs OVER
>If you are counting the two 4s in >>5449867 as successes that do NOT reroll due to not being 5 or 6, yet succeed anyway still being off a d6, then I get that.
You trying to steal the magicians thunder you punk?? This noticing better not cost us a cool story bit.
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>>5449971
With that 8, Agent K has 9 successes instead of 7. The jobbing has officially been thwarted this round
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>>5449992
Oh, no, the next update (and final round of combat) will have two cool story bits. Don't worry, the fact she rolled so many exploding dice is impressive in of itself.
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>>5449992
I hope QM will still do the cool story bit. I refuse to apologize for my autistic desire to be consistent and thorough. And remember, 8s are +1 extra success for Agent K. The 1 rerolled into 8.
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
>>5449857
>Rolled 1, 7, 7, 6, 6, 8, 3, 2 = 40 (8d8)
As it is, this is 7 successes.
8 = 2
7, 7 = 4
6, 6 = 2
1 = -1
Total = 7
BUT I REROLLED THE 1 IN >>5449971 INTO AN 8
NEW MATH
>Rolled [1] 8, 7, 7, 6, 6, 8, 3, 2 = 40 (8d8)
8, 8, 7, 7 = 8
6, 6 = 2
Total = 10 successes

Confirmed: the jobbing is OVER
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>>5450004
ITS FUCKING OVER JOBBING KEKS
Also you have good luck roll 2d6 to get that Magician Prank to the next level
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>>5450013
What? I voted my reroll vote in >>5449988
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>>5449994
>>5450013
Going from 0 successes (that we raised to 2 ) in the first round, to 10 successes in the second... such are the whims of the dice gods
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>>5450065
Meant to reply to >>5449992 not my own post
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>>5449997
Have we done all the rolling business?

I stepped out for that as in my dnd game I rolled a 20 but got all 1's on damage dice.

Also
>Star starts aggressively singing Ragtime Gal while hitting Snow with her cane to enunciate, ending with caving his head in as she turns to the camera and bows.
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>>5450082
Only rolls left is two rerolls, which I have a quick vote to see who you wanna use it on.

Tossup between rerolling one of Rho's and Zero's and getting Star to explode more of her dice. I'm deciding you're the tiebreaker.
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>>5450086
>More explode on Star

Funny Star go tippedy tap and some smack
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>>5450086
>Reroll Rho

And unless the star thing would consume both use the other reroll on Rho as they have less room for failure
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>>5450093
>>5450096
Alright, compromise it is. Reroll one d6 for Star and one d8 for Rho.
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Rolled 4 + 1 (1d6 + 1)

>>5450098
Funtimes
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Rolled 1 (1d8)

Just gonna reroll Rho, then, and I'll start writing.
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Damnit, passed the fuck out and missed all the fun! Star earned her stripes, I'd say. Good girl.
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>>5450004
L+ratio+Myo's Prowess+Great Split Horizontal+Goodbye
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>>5450216
NOT SO FAST, she will job again, watch this
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>>5450218
Watch what, I see nothing there.
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Tap, tap, tap of the microphone. "It's primetime now, sonny. Remember; the name of the game is Company Loyalty." The barely restrained ball of fire stops for a second. It looks up at the camera.

"Don't forgot who's running the shots. Stick to the script, trust in the director, and we'll see those sky high ratings!" You gesture at C-0RA and S-4M to record the upcoming slaughter, maybe A-Corp will do something involving it? Who knows.

"Turn up the heat."

"...OhhHH! TurnS out the BRATS didn't FULLY UPDATE MY GOD DAMN FUCKING SCRIPT. DO I LOOK LIKE RADON, YOU BASKET CASE RECORD HOLDING-"

BANG!

An anti-anomaly bullet pierces through the ball of fire, leaving behind a small hole in the flame. It grazes by Star's cheek, leaving behind another stinging trail of green-yellow smoke. Before anyone else can make a move, she has already teleported right up to Snow's face.

"GET BACK, FI-"

CRACK!

Blood splatters the floor and coats the silver cane's head in her hand. Snow stumbles back, trying to aim his gun at the anomaly. He manages to get a shot off, hitting her in the right hand and smashing a decently big hole into the Metal Beast right behind her.

If you could see her face, you swear she would be SEETHING. "Hello my baby~!" CRACK! The other two rangers fire at her but none of them even manage to graze her this time.

"Hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal~!" Another crack to the jaw cause a rush of pain to course through Snow's body, even with the dulling effects of the Booster. The other Rangers move to keeping the others from moving in while Star keeps beating the everloving shit out of him.

"BACK, FIEND!" BANG! A bullet sails past the air, impacting the beast but no one else. "SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE~!" Her sickly sweet singing, and the already tense atmosphere (not helped by AFYN's effects) is slowly causing all of your fighters (Besides AK and Epsilon) to slowly back up and sweat bullets.

"U-uh, boss, should we...? Stop her?" Rho looks up at the camera. You offer no response, you rather not piss her off even more right now.

Not like the guy trying to free the D-Class is doing any better. Considering the moment he tried to, a giant metallic spider latched onto his face while Felix kicks him in the ribs.

"HONEY MY HEART'S ON FIRE~!" CRACK! With each whack, the surrounding metallic hallways twist and bend, as if her strikes were burning at the

Agent K and the S.Host decide to move in next. A flaming sphere of fire launches through the air right at Snow, barely being stopped by one of the Rangers blocking it with his body, sending him to the floor. Cue Agent K sprinting at the being beaten senseless Snow with her massive blade.

And with one quick slash, the man's left arm is sliced off. Before he can even fire back at the agent, a massive slash that goes to the bone is carved into his chest.

He fires off a desperate shot but it misses, hitting one of your security cameras to little effect.
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Star reels back her cane before slamming Snow one last time in the chest. At the point of impact, a baseball size chunk of flesh near his vital organs simply...vanishes into thin air.

"Gh..." Snow tries to get up but a quick volley of meat bullets (which mostly miss) and one 9mm bullet to his already torn up chest puts the man down for good.

The remaining two Rangers are freaking the fuck out. The older of the two (Rain), still recovering from the fireball, quickly fans the hammer of her revolver at the fighters. Future quickly moves in to take the brunt of the damage, yellow-green smoke leaking out of the six small holes in his armor.

"BBZZZ! BBZZZ!" S-4M starts buzzing in a regular burst of thirty seconds now.

"I'll be fine. Strike down the foe." He spits out. Isabelle and Rho take this moment to run behind Spike and the Metal Beast, before hopping to behind Future. The younger Ranger quickly fans his hammer, with all six of his bullets soaring over to Chi's precious little skull.

Star teleports over to Chi and wraps her arms around him before vanishing into thin air, leaving a garishly twisted section of the hallway behind her. A few seconds later, Star is back to Snow's (probable) corpse and Chi is about a solid three feet to the right. He quickly prepares his molotov nevertheless.

"Ready?"
"Ready."
"READY!"

S.HOST, Chi, and Epsilon reel back their arms, flames (bottle or sphere) in hand. Once the BZZZ plays, they throw. The explosion is wide enough to accidently catch Isabelle's arm on fire but also gets all three Rangers (dead or otherwise) set ablaze.

Isabelle and Rho jump out to finish the job, after a quick pat down from Rho, on the older Ranger. Isabelle and Rain hit each other at the same, smashing the other's jaw with the stock of their pistol. A handful of teeth chatters to the ground as the older Ranger smashes her knee into Rho's stomach.

Without seemingly realizing it, Isabelle's left hand (the one with the pistol) moves on its own to smash the other girl on the top of the skull. Followed by Rho smashing her in the chest, sending her to her knees. A final stab through the chest puts her down.

...

The fighters quickly step back. Your fighters aren't dead but the Rangers didn't go down without fighting. Bullet holes still cover Agent K, Rho huffs and wheezes from his hit, your machines have seen far better days...but they're alive.

"Are we done?" Rho coughs up a bit of blood. "Can we. Can we go back to regular work shit? I wanna relax..."

"Patience." Chi chastises. "Wait for further ord-"

"Shut up."

Something moves within the fire left behind by the molotovs and orb of fire exploding. A young man stands before your fighters. Charred flesh covers his body, especially around the face. Blonde hair barely clings to his head, with the only intact part being his bright green eyes.

His voice, his posture, he can't be any older than twenty. A greenhorn. Yet he's the only one alive.
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The only other one is currently being mauled by a metallic spider in a D-Class cell filled with sleeping gas. His breathing is heavy and labored as he grabs the ammo and guns left behind by his fallen comrades, whatever Star didn't steal.

In his left hand is a pair of five grey pills. He quickly gulps them down as he reloads his pilfered weapons. His breathing lightens up, his whole body going numb from the shit ton of pills he took.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDz6ROcGQhM - A DESPERADO'S THEME

"I'm..." He wheezes. "I'm Ranger Cloud. Nice to...meet you." He stands tall despite the overwhelming numbers disadvantage. "I'm not going to pretend what I'm doing is noble. Or I'm getting revenge."

Cloud cocks the hammers of his two heavily scorched revolvers. "I know I'm going to die. If nothing else, though, I'm going to die trying. C'mon, you bastards."

A grin spreads across his face. A grin your stomach twists just by looking at. Hollow, desperate, and utterly hopeless. There's hardly any light in his eyes. Only a dull, dull green now.

[HOPELESS WRECK] ...Let Shot have him. Get this over. I feel sick.
[BOUND BY DUTY] Perhaps he can surrender? This doesn't have to end in his deat-
[HOPELESS WRECK] HE'S CORNERED. OUTMANNED. OUTGUNNED. OUTWITTED. WOULD WE SURRENDER IN HIS SHOES?
[BOUND BY DUTY] There's no point to this. Yet, he continues. He carries on. If he must die, we should honor his death.
[HOPELESS WRECK] Shut it. There's nothing honorable about this.

"Well?!" Cloud hacks up blood stained spittle, dribbling down his chin. Your other fighters, except for Epsilon, hesitantly prepare for the invasion's last stand. The twisted and corrupted areas Star left behind pulse and twist around him. As if responding to his presence.

THE DESPONDENT DESPERADO PREPARES HIS FINAL STRIKE!
THREAT CLASSIFICATION: AGAINST THE WORLD
LETHALITY RISK: NOTHING TO LOSE
SPECIAL CONDITION: FAILURES ARE FAR MORE PUNISHING. YOUR MORE HONORABLE FIGHTERS WILL HESITATE.

"Twelve rounds left...enough to kill every single one of you motherfuckers." Something resembling a laugh trickles out of his mouth. "Don't...don't hold back. I'm going to prove that we're...the..."

Another wheeze. More blood trickles out of his mouth.

Ranger Zero and Isabelle are simply watching him with...pity. Zero's grip on her gun wavers. Isabelle damn near drops AFYN onto the ground.

>DICE UPDATES
>Chi: 10d8 (swapped back to Spear.)
>Epsilon: 9d8 (swapped back to Other Pistol)
>Ranger Zero: 5d6 (Hesitation.)
>Star: 3d6 (Exhausted herself. Same rules otherwise.)
>Future: 7d8 (Hesitation. Can add +1 to two of his rolls in any configuration.)
>Isabelle: 8d6 (Hesitation.)
>Agent K: 8d8 (Same as before, but loses out on her one reroll. Hesitation.)
>S.HOST: 10d6 (You may add +1 to two of his rolls in any configuration. Other mechanics stay the same)
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>>5450684
>It's the fated one-on-one, fire within against fire without, the last standing Ranger against S.Host! Make it a scene to remember!
>Everyone else, take cover behind the bots.
We didn't get this lucky on rolls to then lose somebody to some guy going Heroic Determination.
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>>5450684
>>5433671

>"A man should die knowing that he could fight back. That his life needed effort to take."
>"Death ain't something you should seek. But it should at least be a good, proper death."
>"Godspeed, Ranger Cloud. Your brothers and sisters smile on you."
>"Give him what he wants, crew. A good, proper death."
>Message medical to get ready to swoop in.
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What's your move, Administrator?

REMAINING TRAPS. You may use up to three this turn.
>Cluster-flashbangs. Grants 5 successes but randomly disables one of your fighters for a turn if they fail a DC 12 bo1 roll. Uses: 2
>FROZEN SNOWTIME. A bucket of Blueblood with various heavy objects stuffed in it. You may add +1 up to two times in any configuration to one fighter's rolls. Uses: 4
>EXPLOSIVE FINALE. Blowing up a shit ton of fireworks with S.HOST's help. Offers 4 successes but will randomly damage some employees. May strengthen Chi and Epsilon if it damages them. Uses: 1.

>He only has so much ammo left. Survive his outburst and overwhelm him when he's out of resources. (Successes needed: 40. If you succeed, both Spike and Metal Beast will be too damaged to operate, but he will die. If you fail, your machines and several employees will be in critical condition before he's dropped.)
>Challenge him to a duel. If he wins, he leaves, no strings attached. If he loses, he dies. (Successes needed: 7, with only one of your fighters. If you win, he dies. If you lose, he gets to leave after killing the selected employee.)
>[HOPELESS WRECK] "I'm sorry but it's you or him. He's not going to hesitate." Try to snap your employees back into shape. (DC 15, bo2. If you succeed, remove the Hesitation status from up to two employees. If you fail, another employee will hesitate, losing dice.)
>[BOUND BY DUTY] "It doesn't have to be like this. Just drop your gun and surrender, it's over." Try to convince the Desperado to give up. (DC ???, bo3. You're not sure what happens if you succeed or fail, but it will do something.)
>Write in (Order the meatmen to fire? Use an EBOW? Use traps? Call for backup? Suggest another plan? Note: the Meatmen will roll 9d4 on success, 5d4 on failure. It appears they're motivated by this?)

(I didn't sleep a wink and energy drinks do a thing to you. I'm only gonna wait a day for votes to come in on this, get rolls, and go back to regular anomaly works.)
(Let's see if you can survive this last onslaught.)
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Theoretically speaking, if we were to try and make a roll for nonlethal takedown/convince him to join our company and live on in their name, what would the DCs be?
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>>5450696
A non lethal takedown? I'd say that's 41. On a success, you manage to get him restrained to the point where he can't fight back and you might even get a small extra reward from Zero. On a failure? You're gonna guess at least one body worth of dead weight will help keep him down before he stops struggling.
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>>5450710
Neat. Do the flashbang disables take effect this turn or the turn after we use them?
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>>5450725
This turn, if you fail the DC 12 to resist the stun. If you don't wanna risk it, you can always use the other traps or use the oldies like the EBOW and Meatmen.
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>>5450696
I'm not sure if he can make it after downing 5 pills,QM whats the side affects of overdosing on this pill to our knowledge?
And once again hitting a 40 dc is hard we just got lucky the previous turn, doubtful if it will happen again but
> your machines and several employees will be in critical condition before he's dropped
just critical condition not killed immediately we could probably save our employees anyway if we fail this considering our surprisingly large triage capacity. But we might not either i accept the possibility.
So i vote for
>he only has so much ammo
but i am open to changing my mind on this.
>Fire the bow
>Meatmen will give what they got
Bound by duty is probably admin coping unlikely it would work in my opinion even with a great write in.
Hopeless Wreck is similar unless one of you anons got a write in you think is great we should not do it, DC is to high.
And finally on the traps front we should lean on the blue blood and explosives instead of flasbangs they are now to risky by stuning this this turn.
Also if we can rig the duel with traps than im for that instead of the first option. Whoever with the most dice for duel in this scenario.
>>5450219
kek
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>>5450693
This is both a great comeback and Homage if we swing for lethal.
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>>5450792
Yeah, not really feeling lethal, honestly. I want to try and keep this kid alive, recruit him, you know? But coming up with a convincing write-in is fucking hard. The best I can think of right now is him allowing us to heal him in exchange for a 1-on-1 duel with us once he's recovered,, which is... Not very smart, to say the least. Kino as fuck, absolutely, but also dumb. Maybe if we work it down to an unarmed knockout--"I win, you join, you win, you walk home free" kind of deal? Bleh.
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>>5450694
>[BOUND BY DUTY] "It doesn't have to be like this. Just drop your gun and surrender, it's over." Try to convince the Desperado to give up. (DC ???, bo3. You're not sure what happens if you succeed or fail, but it will do something.)
Kid, it’s over. Don’t kill yourself over this.

If that fails, is there any way to challenge him, then ambush him with a flashbang and take down non-lethally?

>>5450799
Tbh, I expect if we decide to take him down non-lethally and say as such to our employees, we could probably get rid of the hesitation debuff with ease, and even with the hesitation debuff we still hold an advantage dicewise. My main worry is damaging our robots beyond operation.
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>>5450815
>>5450799
>>5450787
He took 5 of those fucking pills. He's gonna drop dead soon, or explode.
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>>5450894
True we could use that as a point to convince the honorable members of our fighters
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>QM whats the side affects of overdosing on this pill to our knowledge?
You took a Booster before and granted, you're pretty shit health wise, but one made you feel really numb and out of it. It doesn't take much guesswork to assume that at best, he's going to have a heart attack.

Informing your employees of this would make it into a DC 14, bo3 but at the cost of general morale being lowered after the fight's done.

>If that fails, is there any way to challenge him, then ambush him with a flashbang and take down non-lethally?
I would say luring him into a duel or similar with false pretenses before ambushing would be a 37 DC, actually, with the drawback of consuming a Clusterflashbang and counting it as a Trap use. (So you can only use two).

Succeed? You get the kid dazed and restrained enough to hopefully do something to him besides killing him. Failure? You're not quite sure what would happen aside from "something not good".

As for "damaging beyond operation", just to clarify. You won't permanently lose them, you'll just have to spend a lot of resources to repair them.
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>>5451057
>37 DC
We can hit that DC, we should do this one lads.
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>>5451218
I like the sound of that, but look at the roll ranges here >>5450684. The highest amount of raw successes we can score, minus any modifiers or +1s or rerolls or anything extra, is 60. You think we can reach the 37 with what we have? Other traps like FROZEN SNOWTIME and EXPLOSIVE FINALE I want to save up for the future.
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>>5451236
This is the last round success or failure. No point in hoarding it for yet another prepared encounter which is unlikely. Give your support for this most likely to work plan anon.(even though its likely more punishing on failure)
Also forget to say kickass fight scene QM, i especially loved the magician literally just stealing bits off Snow and warping the corridor during(with?) her rage.
>Informing your employees of this would make it into a DC 14, bo3 but at the cost of general morale being lowered after the fight's done.
i support this as well
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>>5451251
Fine then

>>5450694
backing >>5450815 and
>Informing your employees of this would make it into a DC 14, bo3 but at the cost of general morale being lowered after the fight's done.
And remind them HE chose this. HE forced himself to take the 5 pills and pull this last stand.
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>>5451236
Easy, especially with the Meatmen (and maybe EBOW). But we have other options, such as maybe convincing him to surrender, or completely mindfuck him into believing this was our hiring assessment for new R Company employees and that he’s made the cut, so he should put the gun down. We could just let Host duel him (as Host is a disposable construct) and help Cloud win, then force him into the auto-doc before he expires on the spot. This also doesn’t include whatever backup Fortune gave us (though I want Talon back). Really, it’s a limitation of our collective imagination that holds us back.

Also, I wonder how much A-Energy this fight produced desu.

>>5451247
>>5451251
I honestly feel sorry for Snow and his Rangers. They deserved better than the curb-stomping that they received.

We shouldn’t be lowering our morale after this btw.

>>5451254
I’d prefer to tell him that him being willing to lay down his life in a hopeless, fruitless last hurrah is the embodiment of the Ranger Creed, and that Snow would be proud. And have him breakdown that way.

Better than blaming him for his choices when he wasn’t the once who decided to issue or take this mission in the first place.
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So any backing to use this as a last resort "don't hesitate" speech?

>"A man should die knowing that he could fight back. That his life needed effort to take."
>"Death ain't something you should seek. But it should at least be a good, proper death."
>"Godspeed, Ranger Cloud. Your brothers and sisters smile on you."
>"Give him what he wants, crew. A good, proper death."
>Message medical to get ready to swoop in.
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>>5451483
Sure, but I do think we should at least attempt to save his life, either with the 41 DC or the 37 DC attempts. Like, I wouldn’t prioritize him over the lives of our guys, but machines can be repaired, and I’d be really upset to see him bite the bullet like this.
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>>5451483
support
>>5451642
nah, he's dead for sure. When the pills wear of all those wounds and a heart attack will come at once. Although i admit if we were able to capture him it would be... for the lack of a better world cool as hell.
Also if QM asks for dice and im no where to be seen feel free to roll in my stead anons.
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It's been a day, I'm keeping my word. As for the question if it's possible to save him, well. You do have a lot of medical supplies. Regardless, roll the DC ??? Bo3 for the Bound of Duty roll. Let's see what you roll before we do anything else.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>5451685
Just as i was leaving for Campus nice, rollin to talk the desparado down
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>>5451690
Sorry anons BOUND BY DUTY just doesn't work for me, have good luck with the rest of the rolls and don't break the surviving encounters with no fatalities roll we're on as well.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>5451685
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>5451685
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>5451690
>>5451695
>>5451712
Rest in peace Cloud Strife
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Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound...
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Eh the guy did come here to kill us all frankly not a massive loss. Sometimes ya just cant save everyone.
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>>5451690
>>5451695
>>5451712

You sigh. You really, really don't want to continue this. You tap on the microphone, hoping to try getting through to him. The feedback gets his attention and he quickly hides around a corner, away from the speaker and the fighters.

His breathing is ragged, the gas mask's filter barely able to block out and remove the sleeping gas before the air reaches his lungs. His barely visible eyes are staring daggers at the speakers.

"It...doesn't have to be like this." Your heart twists. "Just drop your guns and surrender. It's over. Don't kill yourself over this." The kid's breathing is slowing down. You're not sure if that's him hyperventilating, the filter giving out, his heart giving up, or him actually relaxing. Maybe two or three at the same time? pleasesaysomethingpleasesay- "Okay? Just drop the gun and we'll let you-"

"I know." You stop talking when he finally speaks up. He doesn't even look towards your cameras. You wish you could at least say this to his face but... "I know it doesn't. I know that I just killed myself taking what I just did."

"We can help you. We have the medical supplies to stabilize your condition and our fighters."

"...What's your name again?"

"Administrator. That's all I know, really." Well, you do remember that other name you might've had, but...do you want to tell him that? The kid snorts, wiping the blood of his former allies off the barrel of his revolvers.

"Right. I know I can surrender. And part of me wants to. But..." He stops. He removes his mask for a second, keeping a hand over his mouth and nose while he wipes away at his face. A lot of it is grey tinted sweat but...he's crying. He shudders in place as his tears keep rushing down his face, eventually dropping to the floor. "But I can't. I'm sorry." He says after he fastens the mask back on. Even his nose was running.

"I know I'm not cut out for this. I'll just die to an anomaly, or another facility, or to the cold...but here? At least it..." He chokes on his cries before he takes in a deep breath, trying to collect himself. "I know we came here to kill you. I don't expect any sympathy. But I at least want to die how I want to, okay?"

You look down at your console's keyboard, trying to avoid staring at the kid and the other screens .

"Thank you for talking to me, at least. Mr. Admin. Sorry we couldn't have met at a better time or place." The hollowness and hopelessness has subdued. In fact, he seems almost...determined. Before you do anything else, do you have anything to say to him? You know the only way he's going to be stopped is through restraining him or killing him.

>"I wish we could've met on better terms too."
>"Godspeed, Ranger Cloud. Thank you for listening."
>"So be it. If that's how you really want this to go, I can't stop you."
>"It's Zeta. If you're going to die, I want you to at least know that name, kid."
>Write in.

(Tiny little miniupdate, gonna give it an hour or two, then dice)
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>>5451787
>"I wish we could've met on better terms too."
>"It's Zeta. If you're going to die, I want you to at least know that name, kid."
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>>5451787
>"Wipe your tears, Cloud. You don't want the other Rangers to catch you crying, eh?"
>"If a man can't live the way he wants, he should at least be able to choose the way he dies."
>"Godspeed, Ranger Cloud. To a better place. You do R-Corp proud."

We can't give him our name, we're recording this for A-Corp after all. And Zeta isn't much of a name, anyhow.
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Well, go ahead and roll, I'll factor in what you say when someone breaks the little tie on your (possible?) name. I don't mind people rolling for multiple characters, I just don't want one person rolling all of them.

If you wanna roll two or three before waiting for someone else, that would be preferable.
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>>5451847
Well, I should clarify what to roll first. First, two D20s for the "get them to stop hesitating". If you roll a 15 in one of those, no morale loss. If you don't, you can roll another one if you accept taking the morale loss.

Then, the character dice. DC 37, "ambush them to restrain them non-lethally after hitting them with a flashbang" seems to be the only one with any real backing, so that'll be the one you're going with.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

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Rolled 8, 2, 6, 8, 8, 8, 3, 3, 1, 1 = 48 (10d8)

Chi: 10d8
I will roll some one without hesitation because I'm not sure what the 18 I rolled dis
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>>5451860
Is
>>5451682
Me phone posting by the way if it wasn't obvious due to there being unreadable bits in the post
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Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d4)

Well, let's see who you removed it from.

>1: Zero (5d6 --> 6d6)
>2: Future (7d8 --> 8d8)
>3: Isabelle (8d6 --> 9d6)
>4: AK (Gains a reroll of any one dice)
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Rolled 6, 5, 6, 1, 7, 5, 5, 1 = 36 (8d8)

>>5451862
Agent K: 8d8
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Rolled 8, 2 = 10 (2d8)

>>5451864
>Two 1's
this did not happen, watch this
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>>5451864
>>5451866
I'll just count the first one since I don't see where you're getting a second reroll. She lost her reroll due to Hesitation, so she only has one.

Successes so far
Chi: 7
AK: 8 (5 regular, 4 from double successes, one -1 from a 1.)
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Rolled 2, 3, 1, 5, 3, 1, 5, 2, 2 = 24 (9d6)

>>5451862
Isabelle (8d6 --> 9d6)
I will roll one more after this then let other anons have fun when they check on the quest
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Rolled 6, 5, 5, 6, 3, 1, 1, 6, 1, 3 = 37 (10d6)

>>5451869
The ones without hesitation anymore are Zero (6d6) and AK (she has a reroll). The others still do. So I'm removing that last dice, not like it matters much.

Current successes:
Chi: 7
AK: 8
Isabelle: 2 (Youch.)

Oh, and I'll just roll for the S.Host. Just because.
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Rolled 1, 7, 6, 5 = 19 (4d8)

>>5451869
T-the jobbing. Its still here and in force, bad news for rest of the rolls
>Spike: 4d8 (Heavy structural damage.)
>>5451868
I though she only lost 1 reroll and gained it back my bad
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R.Zero: 6d6
Star: 3d6
Epsi: 9d8
Rho: 10d8
Future: 7d8

Chi: 7 successes
AK: 8
Isabelle: 2
Spike: 3
S.Host: 4 in total.

13 successes to go. vsz/WlS shall not roll unless no one rolls for eons.
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Rolled 6, 7, 8, 5, 8, 6, 8 = 48 (7d8)

>>5451877
Rolling for Future.
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>>5451904
+1s to a 5 and a 6.
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>>5451787
Respecting his choice,
>>"So be it. If that's how you really want this to go, I can't stop you."
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>>5451907
Wait, if we catch him alive we AREN'T giving him to SHOT right? If we aren't... How do avoid the seething from SHOT?

Also i really don't know what to say to him, while I understand his fear of death(much like hopeless wreck). His desire to go down fighting when its the last thing he needs to do, just so he can have death of his choosing makes me seethe(especially because he can kill an employee). So I won't vote on this matter.
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Rolled 4, 1, 5 = 10 (3d6)

>>5451787
>Star
Don’t tell me you started the fun without little old me, did you?

>"I wish we could've met on better terms too."
>"Godspeed, Ranger Cloud. Thank you for listening."
>"It's Zeta. If you're going to die, I want you to at least know that name, kid."
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>5451947
Unless someone want to use an emergency +1, I think we’re solid
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Rolled 1, 2, 5, 3, 4, 1 = 16 (6d6)

>>5451877
From Zero to Hero!

I’ll wait 30 mins to an hour before I roll another character, probably the last.
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>>5451912
Give Shot the rest of the meat. It’s not like he didn’t reanimate the dead before this fight desu.

Btw, is the one armed Ranger still alive or did Lovecraft kill him?
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>>5451958
He's missing an arm, his face is being clawed off by metal claws, and the air he's breathing is filled with sleeping gas. His body isn't literal gore splattering the walls like Dynamite Girl, that's the most positive thing I can say.
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Rolled 1, 3, 2, 7, 4, 8, 7, 5, 1, 3 = 41 (10d8)

>>5451966
Shit mate, I didn’t know you were still up! Want me to finish the last man off?
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>>5451958
I don't know man, that guys a major asshole he could easily declare we actually turned on our word by not giving Cloud.
Anyways even if he doesn't seethe we should "Court Marshall" him one of these day for gross incompetence and acting without orders("recruiting" employees without orders/permission) maybe we can beat/shame some sense into him?
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>>5451912
I mean, that counts as him dying to an anomaly right?
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>>5451970
Pretty sure we already handled his gross violation of Human Resources. Also pretty sure that there’s enough dead meat to keep him satisfied (assuming Cloud lives of course).

>>5451972
Only if Cloud is living when Shot kills him.
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>>5451968
Buddy I stayed up for like 36 hours while writing the last update. (Not because the update itself was hard but other reasons). Also, uhhhhh, hrm. Lemme tally up the successes before you guys do anything.

Chi: 7 successes
AK: 8
Isabelle: 2
Spike: 3
S.Host: 4 in total.
Future: 7
Star: 1 (Oof.)
Zero: 2 (Off)
Rho: 5

I'd prefer if /tL did since he's only rolled for one character. But yeah if you went with the 40 success one you would just barely be pulling by the skin of your teeth. Kid's a tough bastard.
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>>5451974
>Only if Cloud is living when Shot kills him.
>Kills
No no no, no such comforts he would live rest of his life(unlife?) as a member of the hive mind only occasionally bursting above the hive mind to scream something imcomprehensible for 2 seconds before the hive mind resumes control.
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>>5451976
All this pain could have been avoided if we recruited Sirr-
>Snow shots an anti Abom round center mass on the storm one shoting the child
Anons dare I say, thank you for voting against recruiting her unlike me which brought up the idea in the first place
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>>5451972
Yo. Roll.

>>5451976
I figured our success rate was unnatural.

>>5451977
‘Kills’ then.

>>5451979
If she had gotten injured I would’ve seriously considered the Nuke option, not gonna lie.
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>>5451847
Change vote from >>5451801 to backing >>5451803
I forgot we were recording this. Fuck saying the name then
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>>5451982
Eh, if he doesn't roll, either you or m0e would be good too. (Don't recall m0e rolling, so him)
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>>5451992
Roll for who?
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>>5451994
Epsi. Last character. Same roll of 10d8 as last time.
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Rolled 7, 5, 3, 2, 6, 2, 5, 8, 5, 6 = 49 (10d8)

>>5451996
Epsi it is
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So, uh, did we pass the check?
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>>5452552
Yeah we are slightly over 40 successes
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>>5452557
Naisu.
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>>5452587
Apparently QM stayed up 36 hours due to life circumstances during the last update, so we're lucky if we get an update during the weekend in my opinion.
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>>5452557
>>5452587
>>5452597
Passed out hard right as m0e rolled. Just woke up like an hour ago. Update ETA of a few hours, probably like 3-4 AM my time (EST).
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>>5452608
Get your good sleep, my dude
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>>5452608
Fellow East Coaster. NYCbro or? Either way, I'll also be up writing an essay I've procrastinated on! please kill me i have a midterm today as well i'm as fucked as Cloud here
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>>5452639
>NYCbro
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bqT09APfNKI
But in all seriousness, I do imagine that this is effectively D-Company.
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"Well, wipe your tears, Cloud. The others wouldn't like to see you cry." You look back at the dozens of screens lining your console. Huh, that gash on Chattering's side wasn't there. "It's a shame this is how it has to end. Wish I could've met you on more equal terms."

No response, aside from a slight sniffle.

"I might've once known what it was like, myself. If you can't live how you want to, a man should at least die how they want to." The pendant around your neck pulses.

"So, we'll give you a good death. We have a duel ready for you. We have some empty space on this floor that we haven't built anything in."

Cloud looks up at the camera. You feel kinda bad, but at the same time not really, about lying. "What?"

"Yeah. A duel, mono on mono, with our best employee. You beat him, you win, you can guess what happens from there." A dozen meat men round the corner on the other end of the hallway Cloud is at, just in case he tries running. "We got escorts. Follow them to the room."

You send over a quick little message to your fighters. Mostly about how this "duel" is actually an ambush, and how you're not killing him (yet). Seems like the plan itself has cooled the nerves of the more anxious ones.

"Fine. Fine. I'll win, I'll fucking win, and I'll find you. Okay?"

"Godspeed, Cloud. I hope you do. Or to a better place." You don't, if only for his sake. The meat soldiers slowly escort him while two to three walk over to the "not coating your hallway in gore" corpses of the other Rangers and surround them.

Your fighters sneak behind the other meatmen, one of the cluster flashbangs in hand, with Star being notably lagging behind. As she hovers through the hallway, the steel floor and walls twists and burns, tinting a dark purple.

Once Ranger Cloud enters the empty "room" (moreso just a place you haven't put an actual room in yet), he looks around. "Uh. So, where's the bastard I go-"

"FLASHBANG, NOW!" A female meat soldier yells. A mass of three to four flashbangs stapled together is thrown in, erupting into a bright light. The meat soldiers quickly fire their guns, making even more noise to disorient him, before retreating."

Ranger Zero quickly charges in, firing a shot off with her pistol. It hits Cloud in the arm but...no blood pours. There's only a slight indent on his skin. Cloud, still blind, wildly charges flails his arm before grabbing Zero by the throat. "H-HEY, NO HARD FEELINGS, R-"

She flies the air, slamming against a nearby wall and denting it. Zero coughs up a good amount of blood as she slides down the wall.

Star quickly appears after as the others pour in, smashing her cane into the kid. He barely even registers it as he fires off a shot from his revolver. It hits Star in the torso, causing her to teleport back. She fails to hold back a pained cry. Her cane drops to the ground as she covers the wound with her hands.

She barely manages to make the next shot hit her on the shoulder instead of a headshot.
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"THAT ALL YOU GOT?" The kid stumbles back, his vision somewhat impaired but barely hampered by the two attacks.

The metal beast and Spike charge forward next. Cloud slowly steps back as he adjusts his arm before pulling the trigger on both revolvers. Spike's spike arm nearly gets blown off and the other bullet jams an important gear in the beast, causing it to miss its attack. Simply slamming into the floor.

"E-eight to g-" Nearly blown off is not fully. Spike swings the blunt side of his arm right at Cloud's torso. He stumbles back and wheezes but otherwise is barely hurt. A ball of flames launches through the air, scorching one of his arms and making him fall as he tries to swerve away.

"SEVEN!" He fires a bullet at the S.Host, hitting it in the chest. It stumbles and nearly falls to the ground. Isabelle rushes past him with AFYN and the stun baton. She gets a few licks in...before getting shot in the leg and kicked right in the crotch.

"GHHH!" She falls to her knees. She quickly forces herself up, her left arm automatically moving to smash one of the eyeholes in Cloud's gas mask with AFYN. He promptly responses with another insanely strong kick to the torso. Her ribs crack under the force.

"Hey, asshole! You can't just beat up chicks like that!" Rho sarcastically laughs as he points as Cloud. This actually gives him pause. "What?" Which gives Rho enough time to smash him in the jaw with his crowbar.

Actual blood is spilled with this. Greyish-red blood and a stained tooth falls to the floor. Rho smashes him in the gut again as a shot rings out, hitting him in a thin part of his bulletproof Poncho. Slowed down, yes, but the bullet still hurts.

"Incapicated target."
"Disable weapons."

Chi and Epsilon nod at the same time before quickly closing the distance. Epsilon fires a shot at one of Cloud's revolvers, causing it to launch out of his left hand as Chi jabs his spear deep into the other hand. Disabled.

"S-SHIT!" Cloud reels back his fist and punches Epsilon right in the chest. He barely reacts from the punch but blood pours the impact and his mouth.

Agent K and Future move in. Future and AK smacks at Cloud with the broad (and blunt) side of their swords at the same time, sending him to the floor. The two quickly pin him to the ground with their body weight.

He struggles and flails with all of his strength, managing to knock Future's helmet off. Chi and Epsilon move in to help with their massive (yet quickly falling apart) demon claws.

"GET THE FUCKING CHAINS!" Agent K yells out. Rho runs out as the struggle continues, with the Meatmen leading out the too injured fighters back to the elevator.

Finally, Rho comes back with the chains, right as Cloud barely manages to overpower the anomaly and three humans restraining him. He charges for his guns, grey tinted blood and sweat covering every inch of his body.

"Sorry, kid. Not today." The five quickly dogpile onto him as he is finally restrained.
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R-Corp's invasion has been beaten! R-Corp's sponsor is over!
Employee I, B2, Ranger Zero are in critical condition.
Spike is barely functional.

Star is barely visible at this point, flickering in and out of visibility. Holes cover her arms and torso, the first real sign that she isn't some all mighty magician who only stays out of convenience.

She looks up at the camera. When she opens his mouth, you don't hear any performative flair or anger or anything. She just sounds tired.

"I'm going to sleep. Don't bother me. Back to back shows. Hurts. Audience found it funny. Art hurts, doesn't it?" A dry, humorless laugh exits her as she teleports back into her cell. Her cane is left behind. It's cracked and caked in dust and blood.

>Star is permanently overloaded for the rest of the day. Best not to disturb her with work orders.

Future sighs as he watches Cloud struggle against the chains. It doesn't take long for exhaustion and the overdose to get to him. A faint smile is visible under his damaged gas mask. He stares at the remaining employees and anomalies. All aside from Chi probably need to visit the Medbay.

"Nine or ten to one. Still almost killed two of you. I...I did you good, didn't I, Snow? Ash? Rain?"

My heart burns. My head throbs. All I see is..

Wait, did you hear his though- Before you can question it, he slumps over, eyes closed as grey spittle and blood pours out of his mouth.

Cloud is overdosing.

Annnd to the Medbay with his ass. The EFT agents and Agent K exit with him, heading towards the first floor. Future looks up at the screen. You swear you see a crack forming on his ribs. Barely visible through the holes in his armor.

"You did the best you could. Alarmingly so. Even if he's getting more bitter, Fortune really favors you, huh?"

"I suppose so." If that box could dial back his attitude. It's like it's trying to piss everyone off now. Or maybe...huh. Is it challenging you? To see if you're willing to tolerate obeying a few more commands? Weird thought coming after seeing your employees nearly die to one kid.

"If you don't mind..."

"Yes, yes. I'll return to my holding cell. Those bullets..." Future fishes one out of his armor, holding it up to you. "I have never felt such searing pain in my life. My essence, my soul, my being. It felt..." He drops it and crushes it under his boot.

"It is the Father's will. And this is simply another one of his trials." When you look for S.Host, all that's left is a lingering static haze in your camera feed where he was standing. Huh, no blood, no guts, nothing. What made that one different from the other one?

"Continue on, Admin. And I will continue with you." He leaves to go carry the cluwne to medbay.

"Thank you, Future." You're not sure if you trust Future but it's just nice knowing someone like him is on your side. You'll have people deal with whatever's left of the Rangers later.
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The Work Order for A Hope for a Brighter Future has been completed.
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +4/∞
Employee Morale: N/A
Current Anomaly Mood: Content
Working Notes - Future
-If you ever wish to talk to me again, I'm open. Not sure if the other anomalies accept that.
-I transported the cluwne to medbay and the cane to storage. Do what you will.
-Blessedth be our day. The rust has faded.

The Work Order for Sirocco has been completed.
The Work Result was Neutral
Abstraction Energy Count: +3 (8/15)
Employee Morale: At Ease
Current Anomaly Mood: Uncertain
Working Notes - I
-You know, reading those hints and looking at her, I wanna say: Maybe it's a matter of Maturity?
-Maybe it's just her sounding older. But when you're isolated, do you really grow up normally?
-I dunno. Anomalies can make no sense sometimes.

The Work Order for Til the Last Shot has been completed.
The Work Result was good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +6/∞
C-Extract Count: +1 [High Quality activated!]
Employee Morale: Confident (Gamma), Content (M)
Anomaly Morale: Pleased
Working Notes - Gamma
-You know, doesn't it sound like he's on loop? Even more than the other anomalies? Leadership this, no resistance that.
-He's not telling us anything new. Deliberately or we just need another angle, who knows.

Working Notes - M
-The meatmen did their job absorbing some bullets.
-I don't get this anomaly. Happy one minute, seething the next, listening to us the next, trying to melt someone the next.
-It says a lot when a storm has more maturity than this fucking thing.

The Work Result with Star for a Century has been completed!
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +4 (19/20)
Current Employee Morale: Worried (A2), Relaxed (C)
Current Anomaly Mood: Recovering
Working Notes - A2
-She's barely even aware of what's going on. Feels weird looking at her like this.
-Could've sworn I heard something while I was in there. Couldn't tell ya what.
-[UPDATE: AFTER R-CORP FIGHT] I walked past that cell and every bone in my body wanted me to stay away. Really creepy.

Working Notes - C
-Not much to say. We did what we could.
-Wounds heal over time. Not really regeneration but close.
-Captured what little dust I could, not enough to count for anything.

The Crosstest with Fortune and Velvet has been completed!
The Work Result was Bad.
Abstraction Energy Count: +8/∞ (10/15 for Velvet)
Employee Morale: Worried
Current Anomaly Mood:
FORT: ???
VELV: Furious
Traits Revealed:
ETF-τ: Containment Expert (Knowledge on containment cells and their upkeep, Appease++)
Working Notes
-Damn thing's too smug. I bet those flames wouldn't have ever touched it. (Beta)
-I fucking hate this thing. (Beta)
-I. I don't know why he did that. I thought he would be nicer! (Alpha)
-Cool flood feature you got here. How much did you spend on that? (Tau)
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The Work Order for The Art of Flesh has been completed.
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +15
ICP Energy Count: +5
Employee Morale: Broken (V), Neutral (X), Focused (O2)
Current Anomaly Morale: [ERROR: NOT FOUND!]
Employee Traits revealed:
Employee O2: Fine Diner (STA+, Nurture+, Knowledgeable on all things culinary!)
Employee X: Fine Diner (STA+, Nurture+, Knowledgeable on all things culinary!)

Working Notes - O2
-Clean, clean, clean. Prepare, prepare, prepare.
-Secured PARADIGM. Type: Wearable. Effects: Unknown.
-So much blood. Must clean.

Working Notes - X
-I do not need to eat. Yet I feel so hungry. Hungry, hungry...
-Food scraps will be shortly fed to Detective. Notes are as such:

DETECTIVE NOTES: "A final magnum opus. The shedding of a false obsession. All that's left is a man, flesh and blood, imperfect. He passes on his hat, and through it, his skills. His focus, his knowledge, the ease of completing his tasks."

The Work Order for Chattering Lack of Common Sense has been completed.
The Work Result was Bad.
Abstraction Energy Count: +2/∞
Employee Morale: Thinking (Null), Nervous (W)
Current Anomaly Mood: ???
Traits Revealed:
Employee W - Eager to Learn (Has a higher chance of gaining traits or boosts to her stats, Mental Protection-)
Working Notes - W
-It might say bad, but it's not angry! Not at us. Bad just means it doesn't do much! Don't worry, sir!
-We cleaned it up! Real good! But I swear I heard it being scratched when I left!
-(After R-Corp invasion and hearing S.Host) I wonder how it calls these things over to our facility! Mentally influencing them? Creating them? Or maybe they're just their actors?
-(After R-Corp) I keep hearing something playing even when no one's there. A cartoon?

Working Notes - Null
-There's nothing much to say. It ate more than it could chew. It learnt its place and it doesn't like that.
-It's nice to see that you are willing to get your hands dirty. You remind me of the other Agents I see in that way.

The Fight with R-Corp is over!
Abstraction Energy Count: +8 (14 default, -6 from Metal Beast and Anti-Abom draining)
ICP Count: +3
Traits Revealed
ETF-χ: Veteran of War (FOR++, STA+, Mental Protection+, Panic Risk-)
ETF-ρ: Jack of Some Trades (Bonding+, Appease+, Nurture+, Subdue+, FOR+)
ETF-ε: Hardwired for Violence (FOR++, STA++, All Interaction Results- except for Subdue++)

Working Notes:
-Job done. Ready for more orders. (Epsilon)
-Wow! That's a pretty quick introduction to this new joint! Shocked I didn't die, huh? (Rho)
-You're welcome. They were strong but you planned out well. Hope our relationship continues. (Chi)
-Yeah, I don't think that ICP was from the fight itself. I noticed it wasn't there when we killed the previous anomaly. Guess he wanted to wait and see, huh? (Agent K)
-Well, ready to get what loot's left when you want, pal. (Felix)
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Hour 5, Shift 8
QUOTA: 0/51 C-Extract Refined
Optional QUOTA: 4.5/3 Stardust Vials
A-Energy: 192 units, 0/hour
ICP: 8
C-Extract: 4

SPONSORSHIPS:
>U-Company: Perform two Crosstests and let your Inspector tinker with two of your PARADIGMS. 1 shift left, 2/2 Crosstests done! Available PARADIGMS: TAS, AFYN, Yesterday's Promise
>Q-Company: Cope with an increased quota of 11 more C-Extract. 1 shift left.
>R-Company: Prepare and repel the incoming Invasion from R-Corp. Survived and Completed! Extra rewards will be given at end of shift.
>H-Company: Burn the bags. 3 remaining.
>F-Company: Give the Harvester a lovely dining experience. Completed!

INTERACTIONS [1 Hour Each]:

LIVING
>Anomalies: A Hope for a Brighter Future, Sirocco, Star of the Century, Til the Last Shot, Fire on the Velvet Horizon
>Assign Employee (What work type? Any specific instructions? To which anomaly? etc etc)

INANIMATE
>Anomalies: Fortune for a Price, Chattering Lack of Common Sense
>Assign Employee (Same as Living)

MISC
>Facility: REFINEMENT ROOM, Explore the Fourth Floor (Unknown. Felix said to "be quiet" on it.), Unleash the Beast (On cooldown)
>S-4M: Anomaly Analyzation (Analyzing Crosstest of Future and Sirocco, 2 hours left), Control Spike (what do?)
>C-ORA: Search Protocol (What do you want to find?)
>Assign Employee (To do what? Any specific instructions?)

EQUIPMENT and PARADIGMS:
https://pastebin.com/6EUpvCyT

CONSOLE COMMANDS
>View cameras in which rooms? (Write in)
>Broadcast an announcement over the intercom system (Write in)
>Manage Employee roster and Departments. (Write in)
>Edit anomaly dossiers and logs (Write in)
>Message an Employee PDA. (Write in)
>Call an Employee in (Who?)
>Contact a Company via Fax (Who? About what? QM will tell you how much it'll cost.)
>Leave the office.
>End the workday (Enters Downtime/Upgrade phase)

(And back to normal. I'll make a quick pastebin on your non-anomalous equipment, post it here, and give you guys two days or so to decide on what to do next.)
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Yikes, Velvet looks pretty close to being overstimulated at 10/15 left. Her bad mood doesn't help things much either. I think our best bet is to give her a nice meal (assuming we have any left), then asking her to dispose of the 3 bags all at once. Knock out the living guy beforehand so he doesn't move around and freak her out too much--the other two are inanimate (random trash and amputated limbs).

We should tell V that his mentor has taken another step on the long road to mastery, and if he doesn't want to get left behind, he should get his shit together. That's the best I've got right now. Maybe show him Yesterday's Promise, too?
Interesting to note that C and O2 seem "contaminated" somehow by Arty's Paradigm Shift. Neat. Potentially worrisome. Have we accidentally made mechanical Harvesters? God will not look kindly upon us.
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>>5452848
>C and O2
Meant X and O2.
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https://pastebin.com/WEcMXJtv (Storage and facility upgrades)
https://pastebin.com/qWcmdG5n (Anomaly information)

Trimming at the main pastebin into separate ones for ease of information access. Hopefully this helps to not have to scroll through a billion lines in the main one for information. Will edit the main one to remove these to prevent confusion.
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Oh yeah, forgot to mention I'm mxP.
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>>5452843
Living
>Null and R, Nuture Siro
>Sigma (Holy Lady), Nurture Future. See to his wounds and needs.
>D, Bond/Extract (free to choose) Velvet. Burn bag and distract her by asking what that cloth material was, and if she’s willing to produce more of it.
>Chi, Rho, Nurture Shot. Just keep guard and the order while Shot picks up/feeds on the fresh Ranger meat, including the exploded bits
>Play Nice&Quiet in Star’s cell to help her sleep. She deserves it. Update her threat level to the appropriate level.
Completely forgot our homebrew classification table, so I’ll rely on other anons to pick up the slack.
Inanimate
>Tau, Appease Fortune, feel free to upgrade the cell afterwards
I want to wait a turn, then talk to Fortune personally to see if he’s… wanting us to rebel against his fortunes. At the end of the day, I just want him to be happy (sappy, I know, but he’s one our first anomalies, so I think it’s warranted).
>A, A2, D-US (the Observer D-Class), Observe Sense
(Future Work Order) S2, Alpha, Nurture Sense, tell him that he’s done fantastic, and that the recording is on it’s way to Prime Time.
Wrote this order before the Sense’s notes came out. I wonder what this cartoon is? (Would Siro be alright with Sense if it’s just cartoons? Potential Crosstest.)
Misc
>G2, help V
>Loot the Rangers of anything valuable and salvageable. Ponchos, hats, guns&ammo, other consumables, personal affects. Personal affects are to be sent up to Admin, along with Snow’s hat.
I got something planned for Zero, but it can wait until she’s patched up.
>Doesn’t need to be said, but patch up our wounded, starting with our most critical and working down.
>Test out the new paradigm
>Talk to A-Company about the fight recording, negotiate for best payment and prime time
>Talk to the Food Critic about her dining experience (and maybe what she knows about the meatsack in the fridge).
>C-ORA: Search Protocol (Coffee)

Based QM knocking this out in an evening. Let’s go!!!!
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One last thing to clarify, the 19/20 for Star was before she got shot a dozen times. Anywho, trimmed the main pastebin, gonna add in some L O R E there, and I'm gonna pass out again for god knows how long.
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>>5452848
3 bad number (4 would’ve been alright). I’m following the numbers and only burning 1 bag per hour (2&3 are bad), since bad number 5th hour has passed, I’m hoping that she’ll calm down some (especially with some R time).

>God will not look kindly upon us.
He’s called the Father, thank you very much. Where’s the Son and the Holy Spirit?

>>5452843
>>5452854
Addendum Misc
>Dope up the living bodybag to be outta his mind well before we throw him in.
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>>5452822
>As she hovers through the hallway, the steel floor and walls twists and burns, tinting a dark purple
Getting those warped parts of the walls and surfaces checked should be something to do later
>moreso just a place you haven't put an actual room in yet
We could invest in this later
>female meat soldier
We STILL have not looked into that one meat girl from when we first fought Shot during the floor takeover. The one who recognized the other employees like Felix. Throw that shit onto the to-do list! They must have valueable backstory info

>>5452824
>"Hey, asshole! You can't just beat up chicks like that!" Rho sarcastically laughs as he points as Cloud. This actually gives him pause
I get the feeling he'll get along with Gamma just fine
>Chi and Epsilon nod at the same time before quickly closing the distance
The fucking teamwork on display, holy shit
>with their massive (yet quickly falling apart) demon claws
Thanks for your Paradigm RBA
>the Meatmen leading out the too injured fighters back to the elevator.
Nice of them. We should thank Shot for the aid later

>>5452825
>Employee I, B2, Ranger Zero are in critical condition
Get ALL THREE medical help asap
>Spike is barely functional
Have Alpha and Bill/B1 fix it up later
>Back to back shows. Hurts. Audience found it funny. Art hurts, doesn't it?" A dry, humorless laugh exits her
Feels bad, but she put in serious work that fight
>Wait, did you hear his though-
Anomalous Insight? Hello?
>a crack forming on his ribs. Barely visible through the holes in his armor
Get the religious guys to fix that up, or help him?
>If that box could dial back his attitude. It's like it's trying to piss everyone off now. Or maybe...huh. Is it challenging you? To see if you're willing to tolerate obeying a few more commands?
THAT FUCKING FORTUNE BOX GAVE US THOSE NUMBERS ON PURPOSE- TO SET VELVET UP AGAINST US
We need to address him soon. This cannot go on. Resolving him is fast approaching. Using Future or Sense is a lot better as a beginner anomaly or a "here's your first work" intro test for new employees, since we can't do fortunes anymore once that fucker is gone. I want to do Extraction work on him before we deal with him for good, because the paper dice are too good and we'll lose access to them once he's resolved.
>What made that one different from the other one?
Something about how Sense summons/manifests his adds...

>>5452829
>rust has faded
So Future does need activity to not get rusty. Got it
>a matter of Maturity
>when you're isolated, do you really grow up normally?
Storm Chaser? We're nearing resolving her too
>he's on loop
Talking to the ex-employee turned meat soldier could be the lucky break we need when it comes to info
>barely even aware of what's going on
Those abno hints from the detective... they have to do with Star specifically, but the latest happenings and performance suggests she's being forced? Piloted? Puppeted? What the fuck is going on there?
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>>5452843
>>5452854
Another Misc Addendum
>See if the Actor Rangers want to memorialize the Ranger’s Invasion/Defeat in their theatric routine, maybe in a dramatic retelling
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>>5452862
"So... how are we going to get the teleporting magician, zombies, and schizophrenic fireball?"
"You'll figure it out."
"Damn, do we even have the budget to hire more actors...?"

Also had a hearty kek at the realization we just murked an armed squad of their coworkers(?) in front of them
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>>5452843
>>5452854
Sorry for these splintered addendums.
Misc
>B, Alpha, and Tau, focus on fixing up the robots when you find the time.
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>>5452829
>ETF-τ: Containment Expert (Knowledge on containment cells and their upkeep, Appease++)
Boy am I glad we bought these guys
>I fucking hate this thing
Me too

>>5452838
>Broken (V)
Get him to see the guy in the cryopod, know he's alive but stable. That should help him. Bonus if we bring in TAS to help too.
>Fine Diner
So now our hyperfocus C3P0 and the avoidant obediant droid are both /ck/ material. Interesting.
>Clean, clean, clean
He's stuck on Appease work now for today. Could be good paired up with somebody else to clean up somewhere, like the hallway where fighting happened?
>I do not need to eat. Yet I feel so hungry
Bad sign?
>DETECTIVE NOTES
Seems the guy got a good ending out of this
>Eager to Learn (Has a higher chance of gaining traits or boosts to her stats, Mental Protection-)
Interesting potential there for the unsteady notekeeper
>it's not angry! Not at us
Know your damn place, TV
>heard it being scratched when I left!
???
>wonder how it calls these things over to our facility! Mentally influencing them? Creating them? Or maybe they're just their actors?
What do you guys think?
>cartoon?
Is Sense going saturday morning cartoon route now?
>nice to see that you are willing to get your hands dirty
Think Null would know who we are if we told her we are Zeta?
>Anti-Abom draining
Oh fuck those rounds drain energy
>the ETF traits
Holy FUCK am I glad we bought these guys
>pretty quick introduction to this new joint! Shocked I didn't die, huh?
Welcome aboard
>I don't think that ICP was from the fight itself
Is it from Cloud?
>Guess he wanted to wait and see, huh?
Who? What?
>ready to get what loot's left when you want, pal
We need to loot all the things. Guns, ammo, gear, supplies, equipment, whatever.
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>>5452867
>>5452860
I am >>5452002 btw, on mobile
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>>5452867
I'll only say two things.
1.) There was no ICP energy when you stopped Red Blooded America
2.) There is ICP after you did this fight. What PARADIGMs did you use?
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Don't think using N&Q on Star would be a good idea. Other than potentially annoying her, it might interfere with whatever she needs to do to heal. I'd hedge my bets and just leave her be for now.
Also don't think any of the D-Classes will be awake for work considering we hit them with the double whammy of N&Q and Naughty Bad Gas. Speaking of that; we need to line them all up (separated so they don't have time to match stories) and interrogate them one by one to see who instigated that mess. The guilty parties are signing up for Refinement Duty and other experiments.
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>>5452871
1.) Was there any when we fought Shot the first time?
2.) AFYN and TAS...
By the way, I'll be voting in like 8 or 9 hours, since I am at work and prefer being on PC to be more organized on my end when it comes to choices. Don't worry about us, you just go take your well-deserved nap.

>>5452872
I agree on the no N&Q for Star. Just let her sleep normally. And good call on figuring out the D-Class riot. My money is on D-4C3/Ace
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>>5452872
Yeah none of them are awake. Hell, it's probably a safe bet that the only thing waking them up before the next day is taking your deliberator or a MINTY CRYSTAL to shock them awake.
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>>5452860
(Future Work Orders)
Gamma, Rho, Bond Shot, specifically the individual meatmen (not hivemind), inquire about their lives and previous experience/s.

Admin, Bond Shot, thank Shot for his assistance and helping out the injured employees (especially the injured employee bit).

Don’t know about the Fortune extraction, but we can attempt a Fortune/Sense Crosstest just for the lolz again.

>>5452864
>Also had a hearty kek at the realization we just murked an armed squad of their coworkers(?) in front of them
KEK! That’s hilarious.

>>5452867
>He's stuck on Appease work now for today. Could be good paired up with somebody else to clean up somewhere, like the hallway where fighting happened?
Shot’s cell as well. Might as well have the Janitor supervise him and clean up the whole facility while he’s on the cleaning logic loop.

>What do you guys think?
Mix of all three. I think he’s sort of like Jack Slash, drawing in and influencing anomalies Slaughterhouse 9 style that just want attention, creating fake actors to interact and keep our interest, and just conjuring up a Host or two as needed/wanted.

>Is Sense going saturday morning cartoon route now?
Hope not, Prime Time seems like the best one, and it meshes well with Star’s Masterpiece (maybe a final Crosstest between the two to amplify their respective Paradigm choices?)
>Think Null would know who we are if we told her we are Zeta?
Nope.
>Is it from Cloud?
He was bleeding gray blood back there lad.
>Who? What?
Art? V? Goddamn SNOW?!?

Fuck if I know.
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>>5452843
MISC
>Accounting department to organize the extraction of blood,gore,burnt pancho material,burnt guns and whatever else they could recover from the battleground with a extraction team.
>If the Detective is not on cooldown collect some of the tar that leaks from you and give it to him, if on cooldown collect tar in 1 of the 2 extra sturdy suit cases to give later
>Call... S2 and show him the footage of the invasion. Ask how could it be best used for commercial purposes in its opinion.
>Fax H-Company and ask if burning some or all the bags via gasoline is acceptable for their sponsorship.
>C-ORA to find the abnormality loose on floor 4 and its threat level if she cant hit her with sass and say "what's she good for other than reading horrible fan fic anyways"
>Order employee K to test out the new paradigm acquired from ART
>Accounting department to extract from ART's former cell IF they have employees and or volunteers from rest of the facility available after the previous extraction orders
LIVING
> A Hope for a Brighter Future
B to nurture FUTURE by repairing its armor,B can choose to pick an assistant of his choosing for the task
>Sirocco
Uriel to Nurture Sirocco, tell him she's in the middle of growing pains and confusions. Give her your point of view on maturing and how to best get trough it. Make sure to mention she could listen to other points of views if she desires. Tell him about the dislike of men and leave it up to him if he wants to use the Arid dress.
>Star of the Century
Just watch her a bit trough the cameras to see how she's doing
> Til the Last Shot
Accounting Department to organize extraction of meat from cell, be sure to mention SHOT can expect at least 1 former ranger as a recruit in the future
>Velvet Horizon
Security Department to organize a SUBDUE work on their own discretion. Make sure velvet is scolded roughly for disrespecting her hosts and STARTING FIRES ON THEIR PROPERTY, if the subdue works and she calms down order her to help clean up the mess she caused by burning 1 of the trash bags and tell her to expect more
INANIMATE
>Fortune for a Price
Admin to FORTUNE ask it to how to best get rid of the 3 bags and if he has been a good administer
>Chattering Lack of Common Sense
Shrink to Sense, Give the shrink your data on SENSE and how the abnormality and its hosts relates to violence on television for views. Try to gather more info about its thought process and how it changed after the previous SUBDUE work and the ranger invasion by watching its channels. Have a couple of above average mental protection employees be ready to pull her out in case of things going wrong.
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>>5452871
Ooohhh. Based American strikes again!

>>5452872
I don’t think it will interfere in Star’s healing process, and I think Star’s having trouble sleeping with all the bullets in her (hence the bad mojo feeling around Star’s cell). I think N&Q would lull her into a restful, healing sleep.

>Also don't think any of the D-Classes will be awake for work considering we hit them with the double whammy of N&Q and Naughty Bad Gas
Groggy D-Class is also fine, we need the to wake up soonish btw.

>The guilty parties are signing up for Refinement Duty and other experiments.
Offer the snitch a work exemption.

>>5452877
N&Q will be more restful than natural sleep, just saying.
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>>5452887
is
>>5452557
me btw
>>5452854
>Play Nice&Quiet in Star’s cell to help her sleep. She deserves it. Update her threat level to the appropriate level.
+1
>Talk to the Food Critic about her dining experience (and maybe what she knows about the meatsack in the fridge).
+1
>A, A2, D-US (the Observer D-Class), Observe Sense
Nah, anon we should CHANGE THE CHANNEL do not encourage more violence on television by saying it did good, We should encourage less destructive broadcasts.
>G2, help V
+1 if my work order for the shrink doesn't make it but even if it does tell her to put it in the docket
>I got something planned for Zero, but it can wait until she’s patched up.
Cant wait to see it

Also anon i think sending the priest to sirocco and promising guidance of many other view points is a great idea in my opinion i humbly ask rest of the anons to back this one if nothing else
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>>5452887
>Fax H-Company
Pretty sure they specifically asked for Velvet mate. I’m not comfortable lowering our already depleted Reward A-Energy for a redundant fax.

>if she cant hit her with sass and say "what's she good for other than reading horrible fan fic anyways"
Not fine with that last bit. I don’t want to set her off via reading from her horrid written abomination.

>B to Future
B’s the mechanic guy, not a holy man.
>Siro
Feels like we’re looping work orders again, she needs a break to relax and eat, not more advice rn.
>Support the Star Camera Observe
Does her room look like a galaxy?
>Shot
Prefer to do that at the end of the shift desu.
>Velvet
That’s also fine, just make sure one of her lucky employees is on the Subdue work order.
>Fortune
Wanna give him a bit of a break but I’m fine with it.
>Sense
I’m fine with the G2 thing, but that more homework and less work order, if you get me. Also, V needs G2 atm, followed by Cloud (assuming he lives).
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>>5452903
>Nah, anon we should CHANGE THE CHANNEL do not encourage more violence on television by saying it did good, We should encourage less destructive broadcasts.
I disagree, I think we should realize the anomaly’s desires the best we’re able to (without intentionally killing employees). He wants attention, we just need to figure out a way of giving it to him without the ensuing bloodlust.

>Also anon i think sending the priest to sirocco and promising guidance of many other view points is a great idea in my opinion i humbly ask rest of the anons to back this one if nothing else
I think it’s a fine ender (or second to last ender, if Siro wants to play with R), I just want Siro to eat really, I don’t think we’ve fed her recently.
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Oh yea, we should bring up Siro’s family name before she turns btw.
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>>5452904
>Feels like we’re looping work orders again, she needs a break to relax and eat, not more advice rn
Huh didn't think of that... then i support >Null and R, Nuture Siro
>I’m fine with the G2 thing, but that more homework and less work order, if you get me. Also, V needs G2 atm, followed by Cloud (assuming he lives).
hmmm great point, but i just cant support encouraging SENSE and its violence obsessed host, this is just asking for more hosts to show up in our doorstep. If we're gonna get hosts anyways i rather be they less murderous. My ideal Host would be TV Drama doctor or a BOUND BY DUTY detective but i not sure how it acquires the hosts so i dont know if this is possible
> That’s also fine, just make sure one of her lucky employees is on the Subdue work order.
Thanks for the support, i thought it was a great idea personally hopefully more anons agree.
>B’s the mechanic guy, not a holy man.
To repair the armor and such not for spiritual help
>Prefer to do that at the end of the shift desu.
Nah, now is fine
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We've been running dry on fanworks lately. Alright, we've got two choices ahead of us; either I make more homoerotic fanfics vis CORA or I turn Fortune into a loli (will need fortune teller machine pics to base the anthropomorphization off of).
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>>5452931
A-anon please please just draw FORTUNE n-no cora artwork please god no
Also support some work orders or write some so there is some sort of consensus on the orders
>>5452862
>>5452864
also i support this misc
>>5452916
+1
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>>5452925
My current Sense vote is Observe, not encourage. And all I’m encouraging him to do is follow our direction, Sense need to know that we’re working with him to get him airwave attention, not have him lash out at us again to try and gain it via violence. Plus, I think a Sense safari-style documentary of him exploring the lower floors would be based.

>>5452925
Np, it’s a great idea along with the Star Observe and Siro/Priest counseling.

>To repair the armor and such not for spiritual help
Would that be in B’s preview? I thought the armor was just an extension of Funture’s entity, with Schrödinger‘s rust.

>>5452931
Fortune please, I don’t think we can handle a second homoerotic fanfic …yet.
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>>5452931
oh yeah and if you do end up drawing FORTUNE make sure its in a fit of rage against a tv screen, it would be great use of the anthropomorphization
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Got it, I'll be making a homoerotic war story orgy featuring Cloud, Admin, Snow, Gary, and a voyeuristic S4M.
The Father is dead and I have killed him.
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>>5452949
>inb4 loli Fortune vs loli Sense deathbattle

>>5452952
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn977W9HjWM
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>>5452947
>My current Sense vote is Observe, not encourage. And all I’m encouraging him to do is follow our direction, Sense need to know that we’re working with him to get him airwave attention, not have him lash out at us again to try and gain it via violence. Plus, I think a Sense safari-style documentary of him exploring the lower floors would be based.

Hmmm okay you got me convinced as long as we are not explicitly endorsing violence on tv i support your work order on SENSE
>yes hello there is a new work order i support above this greentext i just wrote this to make it extra clear i changed my mind on a previous post

>Would that be in B’s preview? I thought the armor was just an extension of Funture’s entity, with Schrödinger‘s rust.
Hmmm could be... we should make sure to find out during the work order but im fine with either mine or your work order winning the vote on this matter.
>>5452952
ITS OVER
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An excerpt from somewhere around the end of the 1st half of the fanfic, please enjoy

The Good, The Bad, and Their Passions (working title)



In many ways, Gary was experienced.

He had lived to an age that few in the City could ever dream of. He had fought his way through several different wars, surviving the endless tides of flesh and blood with nothing more than his six-shooter and wits. He had fathered children, and he took comfort in the fact that he was able to see *their* children, too.

Thoughts of Isabelle flickered through his mind as he thrust his tongue past Ranger Cloud's mewling lips. His heart sank even as his shaft stiffened, and in an effort to drown his conscience, he delved further into the depravity of his act.

Cloud may have been Snow's apprentice, but he was Gary's toy.
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>>5452968
We asked SAM to visualize his feelings on the upcoming homoerotic fanfic and art, this was the result. I think I'm with him on this one
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Jesus christ writing this makes me want to kill myself
I'm at 600 words and counting, the way I see this going it'll probably hit 1.3k-2k by the time I'm done
Forgive me lord
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>>5452985
Kino is kino
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>>5452843
Misc Addendum
>Bring Snow’s revolvers up to Admin

>>5452959
>Hmmm could be... we should make sure to find out during the work order but im fine with either mine or your work order winning the vote on this matter.
Same

>>5452968
>>5452985
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OTLmD2kFDm0
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2/3 of the way done with my gay bodice ripper, I feel unclean
I could technically post it now without writing the Snow section but part of me feels compelled to see it all the way through
Vote now, do I stop at 900 words or do I continue into the bottom of this hellish abyss
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>>5453111
Trips means you finish it
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>>5453116
Shit I didn't even notice I got trips
Guess this is the start of my villain origin story
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>>5452931
>S-4dmin
Honestly, the fanfic is kinda kino also the image of C-0RA covertly sharing her work with some of the employees is comedic.
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>>5453193
Wait a second
>Admin+S-4M
=
>S-4dMin
Oh no
>---d-in

>Conclusion
Admin puts the D-in S-4M
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>>5453211
>show Agent K the homoerotic fanfiction
>disgusted
>then she remembers Ayin and Hokma from back in ProjectMoon
>still disgusted but understanding
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>>5452968
Oh no Clouds deepthroating AFYN
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Almost done with... whatever the opposite of a magnum opus is, help me come up with a good penname for our beloved CORA
Current title of the fic is Westward Sons and Summer Nights, because it's obviously a shitty bodice-ripper
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>>5453341
I think it would be a play on words about her job and name etc

>Romantic Voyeur
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It's done, but I'm not sure where to upload it because pastebin knows what's good for the world and is doing its level best to stop me from sharing erotica. Any advice?
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>>5452843
LIVING
>Future
ETF-Sigma to Nurture with Future. See to his wounds and needs.
>Sirocco
ETF-Null and R/Roxy to Nuture with Siro. Give her some fruit.
>Star
NO WORKS! Play Nice&Quiet in Star’s cell to help her sleep. She deserves it. Update her threat level to the appropriate level. Don't even bother to look at her containment cell; leave her in peace.
>Shot
ETF-Chi and ETF-Rho to Nurture with Shot. Just keep guard and the order while Shot picks up/feeds on the fresh Ranger meat, including the exploded bits. Do thank him and his meat soldiers for the aid during the attack, especially with the clusterbangs at the end there.
>Velvet
Employee D, P/Presley, and Z/Zayne to Bond/Extract (free to choose) with Velvet. Burn ALL THREE BAGS and distract her by asking what that cloth material was, and if she’s willing to produce more of it. (Dope up the living guy inside the one bodybag to be outta his mind well before we throw him into Velvet to burn. Knock him the fuck out right before it if not possible.)

INANIMATE
>Fortune
ETF-Tau to Appease with Fortune, feel free to upgrade the cell afterwards.
>Sense
A/Arthur and K/Kate to Observe with Sense. Watch what cartoon is airing, take notes.

(Miscs in next post)
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>>5452843
MISC
>Triage and patch up wounded - I/Isabelle, B2/Cluwne, Ranger Zero, Cloud, the man in the cryopod, and Agent K (who got shot 3 times during her jobbing moment).
>Accounting Department (Q, Q2, X, K/Kate, O2, S2/Spamton) to organize the extraction of blood, gore, burnt pancho material, burnt guns, and whatever else they could recover/loot from the battleground with a extraction team. Snow's hat goes directly to Admin, no questions.
>Get N/Nicholas and O2 to clean up the scene of battle too.
>Accounting Department to extract from Art's former cell IF they have employees and/or volunteers from rest of the facility available after the previous extraction orders. Get whoever they want that is free and not helping in medbay or doing other tasks.
>B/Bill, ETF-Alpha, and ETF-Tau, focus on fixing up the robots (Spike and Metal Beast) when you find the time.
>Talk to the Food Critic about her dining experience (and maybe what she knows about the meatsack in the fridge).
>C-0RA: Search Protocol: The abnormality loose on Floor 4 and its threat level.
>G2, help console V/Vincent. Show him the man that came out of Art is still alive, though kept in stasis in critical condition in the cryopod due to necessity at the time. Now that the cowboy raid is over, he can be taken out and the bleeding treated when the time comes for it.
>HAVE THE AMERICAN SPIRIT AND V/VINCENT THERE FOR WHEN CRYOPOD MAN IS TREATED!
>Test out the new paradigm, Yesterday's Promise from Art of Flesh, with X and V/Vincent (AFTER he is consoled by G2 and is better than before) with G2 there.
>Discuss Star's warping and color changing of the corridors during the fight with S-4M. Also bring it up to ETF-Alpha, B/Bill, and ETF-Tau afterward, if need be.
>Plan to separately (so they don't have time to match stories) interrogate the D-Classes regarding who started that riot. The guilty parties are signing up for Refinement Duty and other experiments. Offer the snitch a work exemption.
>If the Detective is not on cooldown, collect some of the tar that leaks from you and give it to him. If on cooldown, collect tar in 1 of the 2 extra sturdy suit cases to give later.
>Call... S2 and show him the footage of the invasion. Ask how could it be best used for commercial purposes in its opinion. Call Y/Yovani as well.
>Fax A-Company about the fight recording, negotiate for best payment and prime time.

Note, future stuff for later so we don't forget:
S2/Spamton and Y/Yovani to Nurture with Sense. Tell him that he’s done fantastic, and that the recording is on it’s way to Prime Time.
F/Felix, M/Monifa, and Ranger Zero to Bond with Shot. Ask him if we can question that one meat soldier lady from the time we cleared out the second floor. They recognized Felix's name, as well as the others we mentioned like Bill and Kate. Who was that woman? It is time to find out the truth.
Bring up Siro’s family name to Siro before she turns and grows up.
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We should try to scramble people around more often. Use E/Emily and S/Seneca in works too, once medbay isn't fucking loaded with injured people like it is now. Is Delta up and able to work again, or is he still fucked from RBA's last fight? I forgot what happened with him. Honestly, I feel like going all out and going over LITERALLY every single employee we have in our facility, just to discuss shit and sate my autism. Not now, but eventually.
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I regret everything and apologize for nothing. Father preserve us all.
https://controlc.com/99207958
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>>5453450
Pic related sums up the characters in that story, but not outside it
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>>5453341
Brokeback Invasion
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>>5453631
Holy kek
>>5453416
>HAVE THE AMERICAN SPIRIT AND V/VINCENT THERE FOR WHEN CRYOPOD MAN IS TREATED!
Anon no, you gonna start a rampage the more hurt someone is the more RED,WHITE AND BLUE BLOODED PATRIOT they become
>>5453415
>Employee D, P/Presley, and Z/Zayne to Bond/Extract (free to choose) with Velvet
Anon plz no bonding with the wench when she is angry only SUBDUE, Remember how SAM said it works great AND it did wonders for her mood. She needs scolding not being kowtow to after she committed ARSON ON HER'S HOSTS PROPERTY
>Don't even bother to look at her containment cell; leave her in peace.
Anon we have to know what going on down there, its too interesting to not check
Also
>>5452947
>I think a Sense safari-style documentary of him exploring the lower floors would be based.
This is too good, we should definitely attempt to get this channel on the TV, the intel will not only be invaluable it'll be an awesome story bit too. Hopefully SENSE has a HOST up for the job and is willing to do the show.
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>>5453764
>the more hurt someone is the more RED,WHITE AND BLUE BLOODED PATRIOT they become
I wanted it because V/Vincent has ties to RBA now, so it might help the situation
>SAM said it works great AND it did wonders for her mood. She needs scolding not being kowtow to after she committed ARSON ON HER'S HOSTS PROPERTY
Yeah but if being Subdued causes the fire to die down, how will the bags be burned?
>Anon we have to know what going on down there, its too interesting to not check
I expect the camera to shut off outright as a "let me sleep in peace" gesture
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>>5453768
>Yeah but if being Subdued causes the fire to die down, how will the bags be burned?
True the fire will be a lot less hotter but it shouldn't be a issue, considering we're bringing her down from a rage. There should be a plenty of fire left in her especially after we tell her she needs to clean her mess by burning bags. Although i humbly accept i could be proven wrong.
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Okay time to check up in here to see if I need to answer any qu-

>More smut is being made.
>The words "Loli Sense" and "Loli Fortune" were unironically said
>Brokeback invasion was also said
>Right when I was telling a friend outside this game about the first cursed smut fic.
>mfw

>>5453418
Turns out, getting literally punched through the gut by a giant anomaly and getting your guts ripped out keeps you out of commission. Yeah that fucker is kinda down for the count until I say so, which is not right now.

Hell, if the roll for his survival wasn't like a 83 he would been dead.
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>>5453786
R8 smut pl0x, tried to throw in a bunch of oddly specific details to show how totally human and relatable Romantic Voyeur is
As always, Supreme Machine S4M has a bulked out Terminator skeleton for a body and a shitty TV where the skull would be
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>>5453768
>I expect the camera to shut off outright as a "let me sleep in peace" gesture
I’m honestly hoping to see a galaxy through the camera, sort of like Star ‘relaxing’, ‘loosening up’, and being peaceful.

>>5453786
We’re living in the most cured timeline.
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Update Star's Threat Rating to the following:
Living/C3/Mixed

Justification is that she's got access to high utility options (mental contamination, spatial warping, etc) and a vicious streak if she wants to show it. While her brute strength isn't as high as RBAs she could probably cause roughly as much chaos and have an easier time breaching besides.
Note: we should study her cane now that we have the opportunity. It's in our storage.
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Update Common Sense's Threat Rating to the following:
Inanimate/B1(3)/Mental(Mixed)
Addendum: When breaching, summons anomalies external to the facility to act as Invaders.

Update Last Shot's Threat Rating to the following:
Living/C3/Phys
Special Procedures: Wounds inflicted by the anomaly's core have a possibility of infection and conversion. Seek immediate medical attention if so injured.

Update Velvet's Threat Rating to the following:
Living/B4/Phys
Special Procedures: Try not to cause too much of a ruckus in her presence unless you want to be incinerated.
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>>5454001
Have the Detective sample some of Star’s Hallway Pieces as well. Should be interesting at least.
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>>5454019
Addendum to Last Shot's Special Procedures: All Employees assigned to Shot are to be accompanied by a member of Security or other figure of authority.
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I think Celanine (Felix/Jack's sister) might be a good fit for work orders with Velvet due to her typically submissive and reserved behavior. Thoughts?
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>>5454026
Ye. I also think improving her relationship with Future would also be good. Like, can he still sanctify her if she’s willing, and would this also help out with some of her (non-robotic related) mental problems? I don’t know, but I think the halo is rad and it’s an additional protection against Shot’s meat conversion.

Also, I wonder if we can convince Shot to actually attempt real recruiting of the D-Class (and not forcibly conscripting them via meat conversion). I bet there would be a nutter or two willing to legit give it a go.
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>>5454037
>recruit
The only ones I can see giving it a shot are W01 and C45, and they both have interesting abilities that we want to keep.
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Also, any opinions on just rushing through the next few turns with Velvet bag clearing? We're probably going to end up with like 150 AE, not including sponsorshop bonuses, and I feel like we've spent an inordinate amount of time on this shift.
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>>5454128
There are probably other D-Class with… less useful abilities, who may be willing. I’m honestly sorta hoping for another anomaly sugar-asking mission, just to put Shot in and tell them that he needs a lot of meat and men to keep him satisfied.

>>5454143
If it wasn’t for Velvet’s bad numbers being 2 and 3, I would probably support rushing it. 1 employee burning 1 bag per hour is all I’m supporting mate. Gotta respect the numbers autism.
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>>5454155
>1 bag 1 hour
That's what I mean. As in, for the next few turns, our only action is Velvet clearing. I don't expect this to get any traction since it's terrible action economy, but I'd like to knock out our sponsorships and move on.
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>>5454181
Oh, if that’s the case, the yea, I support. It’s been a long, fruitful day desu, so I don’t mind moving on after the final sponsorship is completed.
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>>5454181
>As in, for the next few turns, our only action is Velvet clearing
You mean our only action WITH Velvet right? Otherwise this makes no sense why waste work hours with rest of the aboms. Anyways I support 1 bag per hour even if she is raged and or tired and then ending shift which I think what you guys ment anyways.
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>>5454210
No. I mean our ONLY work order is Velvet Like I said, it's terrible action economy, and that's why I doubt it'll win. The point is to minimize the amount to that QM has to write for turns so we can get the day over with. Faster this happens, the sooner (in terms of narrative) our Employees recover and the more leeway we have with work orders since the Abnos will be "reset." We'll have a respectable haul of AE by the end of this day due to the sheer number of sponsorships we took.
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>>5454255
Ah. Probably not then. But we can probably bullrush these last couple hours with simple maintenance and logistical tasks, like feeding them, cleaning them, making their cells even nicer, etc. It doesn’t need to be unique work orders, just simple stuff.
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>>5454267
Yeah, if you want to make it easy on the QM this way is much better and I would even support it for the other 2 hours of the shift.
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Okay, time to sort through stuff. Been working on the non-conflicting stuff, as per usual, so I just wanna clear up some stuff on the anomalies.

>Future
Nurture with Sigma: m0e, B4d, 1Y6
>Sirocco
Nurture with Null and R: m0e, B4d
Nurture with U: 1Y6
>Star
Nothing besides playing Nice and Quiet, unless I missed someone saying they didn't want to. Also observing how she acts (won't produce energy but it'll be interesting info)
>Shot
Nurture with Chi and Rho: B4d, m0e
Accounting Department (S2, Q, Q2, K, O2 normally but he's stuck in Appease) to Extract: 1Y6
>Velvet
Security Department (M, J, F as currently available) to Subude: 1Y6, B4d (I think?)
D, P, and Z to Bond/Extract with Velvet and to burn all three bags: m0e
>Fortune
Tau to Appease: B4d, m0e
Admin to Fortune: 1Y6
>Chattering
G2, try to learn more about it (Observe): 1Y6
A, A2, D-US to Observe: Bd4
A and K to Observe: m0e

So, who do you wanna send to Chattering with A? Since he's the only one who has any real agreement on who to send
>A2, D-US
>G2
>Someone else.

As for miscs, bit of conflict on who to throw at Yesterday's Promise, who to send?
>V and X, with G2 watching
>K (the bizarre one not the jobber)
>Someone else.

And just to inform you on faxing, contacting A-Company would be 5 A as of the current moment. You fine spending that?
>Y )Will lead to a secondary vote when you get there to allow you to haggle with them)
>N (Skip)

I saw something for contacting H-Company but I'm skipping it since it's about whether gasoline is fine. Quote, from the sponsorship "Your Velvet anomaly is the perfect disposal method." It wasn't strictly stated but you can guess what their answer to be on what they would prefer.

One last thing. If you wanna just rush through the next few hours with Velvet bag burning, you can. There's no obligation to work on every single anomaly. Only what the sponsorships want and the QUOTA demands are strictly necessary (though it's clear what makes more energy)
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>>5455192
Wait, seems like I glanced over what B4d's vote was for Velvet (shit blends together with how much was posted, sorry).

Guess that's another small conflict. What you wanna do?
>Try to burn one bag with D
>Try to burn three bags with D and some helpers
>Subdue, calm her down, try burning them later
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>>5455192
>A2, D-US
>K (the bizarre one not the jobber)
>Y )Will lead to a secondary vote when you get there to allow you to haggle with them)

>>5455202
>Try to burn one bag with D
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>>5455192
>G2
>K
>Y

>>5455202
>Try to burn one bag with D
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>>5455210
+1 to all votes in this post
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>>5455266
Is
>>5454210
Me, shity internet problems keep going on and off so I have new ip routinely. Not to mention a bit of phone posting sorry for any confusions anons
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>>5455192
>G2
>K (the bizarre one not the jobber)
>Y )Will lead to a secondary vote when you get there to allow you to haggle with them)
>Try to burn one bag with D
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>>5455268
+1
Hopefully D doesn't get scorched, standard procedure is to wear the Salty Bathrobe while working with Velvet right?
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>>5455496
Yes
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>Loot the Rangers of anything valuable and salvageable. Ponchos, hats, guns&ammo, other consumables, personal affects. Personal affects are to be sent up to Admin, along with Snow’s hat.
>Accounting Department to organize the extraction of blood, gore, burnt pancho material, burnt guns, and whatever else they could recover/loot from the battleground with an extraction team. Snow's hat goes directly to Admin, no questions.
>Get N/Nicholas and O2 to clean up the scene of battle too
Well, now that all is said and done, time to get this shit cleaned up and dealt with. You quickly send the order over to the accounting department. They didn’t say anything about looting what was left behind, after all.

Nicholas seems to have finally healed enough to work, as he’s actually there with the others. Bandages still cover his arms and the left side of his face but he’s otherwise functional. Neat.

With hardly any real reaction, he collects the gore alongside the bronze android before cleaning what can’t be put into buckets. The drones and the salesman pick away to see what equipment is actually useful and what is scrap (That which is usable is taken by the drones, that which is worthless scrap is pocketed by S2).

K and X move the now stripped bodies out of the way (the intact ones, anyways) to storage to let O2 and N clean in peace. Kate quietly tosses in two bone-white swords after stuffing the corpses into storage.
>Hell's Fang and NO UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL have been finished.

"Another day, another dollar, huh?" Nicholas wryly cracks a laugh. The bucket of water he's using is soaked a deep red.

"Clean. Clean." O2 mutters to himself, an odd-white tint to his eyes. Guess they're different depending on what he's focusing on.

Scrap and other misc extracted!
>Three burnt ponchos. Useful as rags and not much else. Might hold value to certain people.
>Five heavily damaged revolvers. Not usable as weapons but useful as scrap metal.
>A photo locket. Melted shut.
>Four broken PDAs. Useful as electronic scrap.
>Four buckets of human gore and three intact corpses.
>Three pairs of leather boots and vests

Weapons and ammo extracted!
>Snow's Revolver. Model 1860, an old classic. (+3 FORCE, Ranged, 2/6 anti-anomaly bullets left inside of it. A memento.)
>Standard Issue Revolver. Single Action Army, cheaply made. (+3 FORCE, Ranged, 0/6)
>Dynamite Stick x2. Stolen by Star. Very explosive.. (+5 FORCE, Ranged, has a chance to hurt multiple enemies.)
>Five Anti-Anomaly revolver rounds. Stolen by Star. Filled with a bright green liquid. (+1 FORCE against Invaders/Anomalies and pierces anomalous forms of protection. Costs A-Energy to fire.)

Armor extracted!
>One High Quality Poncho and Low Quality Poncho (Only one extra + to ranged attacks for low quality)
>Three intact Holsters (Allows for the quick swap between different guns. Usable with any armor.)
>Snow's Hat. Can't actually hold ten gallons. (Mild morale boost while equipped.)
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>Triage and patch up wounded - I/Isabelle, B2/Cluwne, Ranger Zero, Cloud, the man in the cryopod, and Agent K (who got shot 3 times during her jobbing moment).
>G2, help console V/Vincent. Show him the man that came out of Art is still alive, though kept in stasis in critical condition in the cryopod due to necessity at the time. Now that the cowboy raid is over, he can be taken out and the bleeding treated when the time comes for it.

Medbay is pretty fucking busy after what happened. Arthur, Hirose, Emily and Seneca (alongside a small medkit on wheels, some medbot you bought) are desperately patching up the recent surge of new employees. Broken ribs, pelvises, extracting bullets...

Sweat pools down Seneca's head as she throws an emptied out trauma kit to the floor and moves onto the sewing kit to fix up Ranger Zero, while Arthur is trying to find something to stop Cloud from vomiting up more grey spittle.

G2 is quietly rubbing Vincent's back while they look at the man frozen in the cryopod. Vincent doesn't take his eyes away from the man even once. Frozen blood clings to the man's stump. "It's going to be okay. I'm not sure exactly who it is but it'll be fine."

Vincent doesn't comment. He's not crying, at least. G2 hands him a tissue to blow his nose. The two keep chattering briefly to each other as the others run around them.

The cluwne, being the most fucked up, is quickly stuffed into the autodoc by Hirose before he rushes to check up on Isabelle.

Agent K is digging out the bullets with a pocket knife taken from one of the ETF agents with the help of a now empty bottle of painkillers and medkit

>-1 Trauma Kit, another trauma kit is now at 1 charges.
>-1 Medkit, the last one with any real supplies has two charges left.

With some of the medicine from that one survival kit and a trauma kit, Cloud's overdose is slowed down for a while. The others are in various statements of being treated. You'll suspect the man in the cryopod will be worked on next hour, once your actual fighters are treated.

>Talk to the Food Critic about her dining experience
Administrator --> Food Critic
ADMINISTATOR: How was the meal? And your dining experience?
CONSUME#152: Sweetheart. I never had such a great meal before. Now, the uh.
CONSUME#152: Shadow of the past followed by a half-dying man falling to the table kinda ruined the atmosphere.
ADMINISTATOR: That was not intentional. He is currently being taken care of as we speak.
CONSUME#152: Right, right. The entertainers really carried a lot of your score. Never expected R-Corp to perform.
ADMINISTATOR: We paid good money for them. Now, do you know anything about the other meat we have?
CONSUME#152: Darling, I came here to be a critic. Not a food inspector.
CONSUME#152: As long as it tastes good, I hold no interest in further discussion.
ADMINISTATOR: Right. When do you plan on leaving?
CONSUME#152: Whenever the entertainment does. The Rangers, the screams in the medbay...so delicious.
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>See if the Actor Rangers want to memorialize the Ranger’s Invasion/Defeat in their theatric routine, maybe in a dramatic retelling
The Freedom Rangers look dead eyed at the intercom when you asked them. They look at each other with a look of utter disappointment and outright fury...but not at you.

"You're joking, they sent a fucking hit squad out here?" The normally peppy Green is rubbing her face with a big frown.

"Is THAT what they meant by wanting us to be a 'multi-act'?" Red grumbles to himself. "They paid good money for us, we didn't want to hurt them! That's bad business!"

"Yeaaah." Teal rubs the back of his neck with a nervous smile. "How exactly are we gonna do a literal fireball? Or a teleporting ball of stars? Do we even HAVE that budget?"

You shrug. Not like they could see it. They understand your silence regardless.

"Budget?" Grey looks at the others. They collectively pull at their pockets to reveal barely any cash or tiny capsules of A-Energy (filled with a green liquid). "Low."

"Shit, shit. Okay, we can figure something out! We always do!" Indigo's laugh is the fakest one you have seen. "Uhhh, okay, pow wow? I dunno..."

They quickly huddle around and start chattering to each other. You're a bit hesitant to see where the hell this is going but oh well!

>Accounting Department to extract from Art's former cell IF they have employees and/or volunteers from the rest of the facility available after the previous extraction orders. Get whoever they want that is free and not helping in medbay or doing other tasks.

Employee L and Z are busy working on cleaning up and extracting what is left inside of the cell. The PARADIGM is, of course, taken out and placed into storage for the experiment you have planned later on. Buckets are filled, the table and chair are quietly taken out.

Unlike the actual battlefield, this one is pretty quick to clean up. There's just not really a lot left TO extract that, well, you haven't taken outside of the room. You quickly get the list of stuff extracted from the room before ten minutes even pass by.

Extracted from Art of a Flesh's containment cell
>Doll-like joints and a handful of metal plates, typical in the construction of Androids. Remarkably strong. Useful for upgrading androids.
>Two buckets of metallic dust and shavings.
>A bucket filled with a metal/flesh hybrid material.
>Four loose teeth. Broken and chipped.
>A bucket's worth of rust-colored blood. Still piping hot despite the color.
>Two leftover, unfinished dishes wrapped up in bags. May need more cooking to finish.

All that's left is just a clean, empty cell. You're not really sure how you feel when anomalies fall apart. Relief? Sadness? Annoyance? There was an apathetic curiosity for the first one but the rest have made you feel...weird. And not in a bad way?

...Best not to dwell on it too long. There will be more to fill the void.
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>Fax A-Company about the fight recording, negotiate for best payment and prime time
>Call... S2 and show him the footage of the invasion. Ask how could it be best used for commercial purposes in its opinion. Call Y/Yovani as well.

[HOPELESS WRECK] WHY HIM? THE ONLY TIME WE SHOULD SEE THAT BASTARD IS WHEN WE BRAVE THE COLD TO BUY FROM HIM AND SALTY MCSALT.

Sadly, he's the best bet aside from Yovani when it comes to this kind of stuff. You look at S-4M and C-0RA in silent agony. They quickly understand why when you show them who you want to bring in.

C-0RA stuffs her nose deep into another fanfic or something. You feel grimy just thinking about what she could be writing. For all you know, she's writing smut about...eugh. Was she watching the cowboys? You hope she wasn't.

"Alright, I'm letting him in, sir. I am sorry for your lapse of judgement for this decision." S-4M disappears from the screen. He's not busy, you know that. He just doesn't want to see this.

"HEY, h3Y, [[HAY]]!" The salesman and the director enter the room. Yovani quickly rushes over to C-0RA to get away from Spamton. "I HEARD YOU [Made lotsa spaghetti]! AND YOU NEED. MY HELP. [Seasoning] THIS [Feet]AGE OF IT! SHOW, [Snow]!"

God you hate this. You mess around with your console until you play the footage you managed to record, which was essentially most of the fight aside from the very start and end. Yovani breaks from the small chat he was having with C-0RA to look as well.

"HMMM."
"You talk too much in these. It was good for the fight b-"
"YES, [[S]], [[Sigma]]! TOO MUCH [Walking, Talking, Waiting]! SHOW ACTION, NOT INactION! BluD! [[CORN]]! AGO[Knee]!"

"Anything else? How good do you think it'll be for, uh, commercial uses?"

"Well, I'm pretty sure if you cut it to mostly the action stuff you could get a pretty penny on this. Can't edit it too much or you'll lose the raw quality."

"YOU SEE. THE [[Boom, Bang, Crackle, Pop]]? ZOOM. IN. TO THAT. RIGHT. NOW." The salesman shakes your shoulders as he keeps screaming in your damn ear. You do it just so he shuts up. "[Noun], u sea...h0W LOVELY THAT [[Big Bang]] HOOKS INTO YOUR [Eyes] and [Ears]?"

"THE [[Bangs]]! THE [[Hochi Mama(s)]]! THE [[Jobber]]! FOCUS ON THE [Great vertical heights] AND [depression...]! [[Big Bang Cereal for only $150. A deliciously explosive breakfast]] WOULD [krill] YOU FOR THAT EXPLOSION!"

"DO THAT AND YOu"LL BE AS mUCH OF A BIG SHOT AS ME! THAT'LL BE [-1] SIX SHOOTER AND [37 Liters] HAT!"

"What?" Before you can respond, he quickly stuffs Snow's hat onto your head and his revolver (the intact one, at least) into your hand.

"ADCEPT MY [[Genorisity]] AND REPAY ME. WITH FRESH, FRESH JUICY KROMER! SAME SHOp, SAME COLD, SAME [dark]! [Don't forget!]"

You look at Yovani as the salesman breaks out laughing. The look of utter disgust makes sense with what he's about to say. "Y-yeah, he's not wrong. If you cut some of the more gorey and action-heavy bits, you could upcharge those."
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"So, trim down some of the boring stuff."
"GET TO THE [0 dimension shape]!"
"And there you go."

You quickly dismiss the two before your ears get fucking blown out. Schizophrenic aside you can't exactly say S2's ideas were horrid? You silently edit away at the footage before dialing in the number to A-Company.

>-5 A-Energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMwM6hLEyeY

"HELLo, HEllo!" A disgustingly cheerful, feminine voice blares from the receiver. "I love you! A-Company loves you! What do you want to talk about, my beloved audience member!" God, it feels like a voice only a creepy old Harvester would love.

"Yeah, yeah." You prop your feet up. "I got some footage from a recent little skirmish. I was wondering if I could ask for some payment for it. Quite some bloody, high energy stuff."

"Oh, oh, interesting, sir! Could I possibly get a small snippet to see how well the footage was taken? We get offers like this ALL the time! We love every submission equally!"

"Some are just more equ-"

"Yeah, yeah, here. Heard that, uh, 'big bang' cereal might like it?" You send over the file that's just the explosion isolated alongside a few other bits Spamton pestered you to cut up and show before he left.

You hear the footage being played over the line. You drum your fingers as you wait. Eventually she taps her fingers and makes a sweet little 'hmm!'

"Well, it's pretty rough. Low quality, recorded directly from facility cameras...buuut we're willing to buy this up! I got a handful of choices for you, sir! Please select one of the following!"

"Big Bang Cereal (trademarked) would LOVE that explosion! Good eye on that, sir! We'll put it on the early morning time slot as an ad for your facility!" Huh, if they advertise you, you might get better sponsorships for a short bit.

But early morning? Not exactly what you were looking for. You try to think on how to continue from here...

Select what payment you'll take.
>A blood stained clown suit and unicycle. Only for the most feared, robust combatants. Are you down with the clown?
>"Bruce". G.Gallus specimen that was the former mascot of a canceled A-Corp show. You feel like your facility is safer when he's around.
>HIDDEN CAMERA x2. Install into any android. Allows you to see through their eyes from your console. Good for exploring floors you haven't been to.
>Two A-Brand 20% off coupons. Accepted by most coupons, A-Corp has that starpower after all.
>Four VHS tapes of Hirose Yoshihiro's greatest films. Good at keeping employees entertained and for Bonding works with certain anomalies.
>"You know, you should reconsider. May I interest you in..." Haggle with them. (Write in. What's your angle? Better payment, better timeslot for better sponsorships, multiple rewards? And how do you want to try convincing them?)
>"You know, none of these are worth it." Hang up. Waste of time, honestly.
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Annnd I just noticed the small spelling mistake as I posted.

>Two A-Brand 20% off coupons. Accepted by most catalogs, A-Corp has that starpower after all.

Just like last time you bought from a company mid shift, I'll probably let this run for a day at the longest before posting the rest of the miscs and the anomaly work.
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>>5456003
Could Hirose Yoshihiro's films be that great if he's working for us now?
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>>5456003
While I'm unironically interested in THE BLOODY UNICYCLE ACT for our cluwne I'm voting for
>2 A-brand %20 off coupons

Hopefully with these we can make some killer ICP requiring purchases. Although I am more than willing to change my mind on a great suggestion and reasoning behind it.
>>5456021
I don't see why not, you have to remember working for an Alphabet corp is very prestigious and good money(relatively). No reason to think he didn't do good in his prime days.
>>5455267
Is me btw
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>>5456003
>Two A-Brand 20% off coupons
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>>5456003
>Two A-Brand 20% off coupons. Accepted by most coupons, A-Corp has that starpower after all.
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>Four broken PDAs. Useful as electronic scrap.
>Doll-like joints and a handful of metal plates, typical in the construction of Androids. Remarkably strong. Useful for upgrading androids.

Anyone in favor of using these on O? She's currently our best gynoid employee and has quite the array of features. I'd like to reinforce her a bit as insurance, just to reduce the chances of her getting gibbed.

>"You know, you should reconsider." Haggle with them.
>"Come on, now. How often do you get to see members of the illustrious R-Corp end in such a grand way? We've got some authentic, blood-and-guts stuff here. It might be a little rough around the edges, but that's all the better for capturing the weathered feel of six-shooter traditionalists like them. There's a charm to the contrast--and you can't tell me that seeing three different anomalies pop up on that screen isn't worth a pretty penny. Why, you could even say one of them was a little Star of the City, herself--picked up that talent out on the streets. Would be a shame to let it go to waste."
>"I want a timeslot that'll get me a few more views. Something a little later. Let P-Corp power up your night."

In reference to the fact that we're an energy company.
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>>5456003
Fuck it, we always go for the coupons. Why not try a little something else?
changing vote from >>5456083 to >>5456175
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>>5456175
Support
>"Bruce" or the films
>Low quality? Those are bon-a-fide A-Corp Quality Cameras, I’ll have you know! Are you telling me that A-Corp skimmed out on its sponsorship rewards?
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>>5456175
+1 on the write in
>>5456213
>Low quality? Those are bon-a-fide A-Corp Quality Cameras, I’ll have you know! Are you telling me that A-Corp skimmed out on its sponsorship rewards?

Also there must be way to snuck in this clap back +1 to clap back but NO support for the reward request
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>>5456213
>Low quality? Those are bon-a-fide A-Corp Quality Cameras, I’ll have you know! Are you telling me that A-Corp skimmed out on its sponsorship rewards?
I don't like insulting them like that here, no thanks
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Unrelated, but bringing up something to vote on later: the Freedom Rangers sound like they're a little money-hungry, I'd like to ask them if they're interested in setting up long-term contact for future contracts.
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>>5456257
It’s more a reminder that we did upgrade our cameras to be better quality.
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"C'mon. How often do you see this recorded? Even I know R-Corp are pretty big shots-" You grimace. That robot has ruined that term for you. "Seeing them end in such a grand way... and hey, c'mon, three anomalies? Four if you count those meat boys? How often do you see THOSE in one fight. Especially a certain star of a century, you know? Or a city, mayhaps. Picked riiight from the streets."

You hear a squeak over the line, followed by papers rapidly being shuffled. "D-did you say a Star of the City? S-shit, we don't get those often...a-and the other anomalies, the meat, the violence..."

"That, and low quality?" You continue from your little speech. "Buddy. You gave us these cameras. Bon-a-fide A-Corp security cameras. You telling me A-Corp of all people skimmed out on the rewards? Look at our file, we worked with ya before."

A muffled voice is heard over the line as well. Something older and masculine, maybe her manager? He doesn't sound too pleased. If she was squeaking before, you would've confused her for a church mouse at this point. "U-uh, they're OUR cameras that I w-was talking about? UHHHHHH!"

"S-sorry, sorry, sorry!" She folds like a pile of wet paper towels. Good, good, you got her in your hands.

[HOPELESS WRECK] "You know, it would be such a waste if this footage wasn't seen in prime time. All over some minor little disagreements. Tell you what, though..."

"I want a timeslot that'll give me better views. If prime time isn't an option, at least the 6-7 PM timeslot. Something a little later. Let P-Corp power up your night, eh?" You wink. Not like she could see it, but you felt like doing it anyways.

"Yes, yes, and I, uh, in my total lack of judgement I, uh, I can offer you some better, uh, payment for that. To, uh, keep that little comment about the cameras tucked away. You know? Th-they are the highest quality!" She's muttering and speaking a lot faster now. Clearly you knocked her off of whatever script she was on. Wish this could've happened with the P-Corp guy but hey, it is what it is.

>Your ad slot has been boosted! For the next two shifts, you'll be offered more sponsorships to choose from and they'll offer better rewards for completing them.

A new list of items has been sent with a small addendum labeled "PICK TWO!!!", scribbled in hasty pinkish-red ink. A small "<3 xoxo - Amy" is doodled on the page as well. You look through the new selection of items...
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>"5-D Glasses". 3D glasses infused with anomalous extracts. Allows the wearer limited supranatural perception and resistance to non-damaging mind altering effects.
>"ROURLTIE". A long forgotten payment type given to the creators of content. For the next two shifts, you'll get a payment for your ad. May come in the form of energy, cash, or other valuables.
>"CANDY NOSE". You're pretty sure it's meant to be the other way around. Increases work order proficiency massively for a short time. Has two uses.
>"Bane". From a different city, from a different heart. Game fowl that was once a BIG SHOT. Those near him are given authority by association.

>Select which two items you want to grab. You can pick from either list. A small extension will be given to allow you to consider these new choices.
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>>5456885
>"ROURLTIE". A long forgotten payment type given to the creators of content. For the next two shifts, you'll get a payment for your ad. May come in the form of energy, cash, or other valuables
Give us the royalty fees boss
>"Bane". From a different city, from a different heart. Game fowl that was once a BIG SHOT. Those near him are given authority by association
TELL ME ABOUT BANE!
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!
I'm >>5456182 on mobile
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>>5456175
Isn't E the medic android? I think it would be beneficial if we bolstered medical a tad more
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>>5456885
>5d glasses
>Bane
>>5456893
Royalty is probably the better option over the glasses but glasses sound cooler so I'm voting for them
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>>5456893
>+1
I'm a bit partial to nose candy but more stuff to meet quotas when we dick around with the next anomaly
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>"5-D Glasses". 3D glasses infused with anomalous extracts. Allows the wearer limited supranatural perception and resistance to non-damaging mind altering effects.
>"Bane". From a different city, from a different heart. Game fowl that was once a BIG SHOT. Those near him are given authority by association.

Supernatural perception and additional mental defense? There's absolutely no reason for us to not keep these on 24/7, except for the fact that we'd look dorky as fuck wearing 3D glasses all over the place. Our position as the eye in the sky (and walls, and floors, and everywhere else) makes anything that improves awareness exponentially more useful. That camera drone will stack nicely, too.
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>Our position as the eye in the sky (and walls, and floors, and everywhere else) makes anything that improves awareness exponentially more useful. That camera drone will stack nicely, too.
Shit didn't even think of this part. Anons we NEED those glasses they are basically permanent buff to the admin. Much better than whatever drivel and dollars comes from the royalty payments
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>>5456213
You did well, anon.

>>5456885
>"5-D Glasses". 3D glasses infused with anomalous extracts. Allows the wearer limited supranatural perception and resistance to non-damaging mind altering effects.
>"ROURLTIE". A long forgotten payment type given to the creators of content. For the next two shifts, you'll get a payment for your ad. May come in the form of energy, cash, or other valuables.
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>>5456213
EQH post reminded me, that was totally a great write in, i feel like these rewards are in a whole new league compared to the previous ones. Great thinking anon
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>>5456895
All this talk of upgrading androids made me think, can we buy one of those chips we installed on CORA on S2? How would it effect the salesman? And is it worth unplugging the chip from Cora to S2 for a hour or three to see how it pans out?
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>>5456885
>"ROURLTIE". A long forgotten payment type given to the creators of content. For the next two shifts, you'll get a payment for your ad. May come in the form of energy, cash, or other valuables.
>"Bane". From a different city, from a different heart. Game fowl that was once a BIG SHOT. Those near him are given authority by association.
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>>5457009
>"5-D Glasses". 3D glasses infused with anomalous extracts. Allows the wearer limited supranatural perception and resistance to non-damaging mind altering effects.

True I'll switch
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>>5457987
Nice, it might be to late though if QM has already started to write. Hopefully the glasses will pull through.
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POST ETA: 2 hours. Got sidetracked by family matters (nothing serious), should be back to more regular 2 or 2 and a half to 3 day updates. Thank you for your patience.

To confirm, Bane and 5-D glasses will be your choice. They got the most votes from my quick estimate.
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>>5458601
I'm ok with this

>>5456213
I was wrong in >>5456257, your write-in was what we needed all along
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"Y-yes, sir, w-we'll s-ship them over when y-you get your catalogs! P-please have a great day! L-Lights, Camera, Action! pleasegodpleasegoddontletmebefiredfuckfuckfuckfuck" The call hangs up.

>5-D Glasses and Bane are being shipped to your facility!

[HOPELESS WRECK] WE TRULY ARE THE HAGGLE MASTERS. NOTHING CAN AVOID OUR SALESMAN BASED SKILLS!
[HOPELESS WRECK] SURE WE ASKED A ROBOT FOR HELP AND HE MIGHT'VE HELPED GET US THE TIME OF DAY WITH THEM BUT-

Why did these voices just NOW decide to appear in your skull? Did you have a stress induced mental breakdown? Is your brain melting another few bits? Fuck, maybe you really should ask the detective what the hell you are.

...Or were you always this fucked up, even before the memory loss? Not like you got much besides faint flashbacks of working in a facility and setting something...on fire. You kinda repressed the details on it.

>B, Alpha, and Tau, focus on fixing up the robots when you find the time.
>Discuss Star's warping and color changing of the corridors during the fight with S-4M. Also bring it up to ETF-Alpha, B/Bill, and ETF-Tau afterward, if need be.
“So, S-4M, the hell do you think happened with…that?” You gesture at the corrupted parts of the hallway. Even now they twist in upon themselves, more fluid than metal. Looking at his weirdly always happy face on your console is still weird. Even a week of work in.

“Well! From what data of her I’ve gathered from my anomaly analysis, I can gleam two things. One, I believe she’s only able to do it when overworked or close to it so far. Secondly, I’m pretty sure it ignores physical protection of any kind. That is reinforced steel, after all.”

“Duly noted. Should we fix it?”

“I would highly recommend it. Especially while we have the downtime. You can do the robots later.” You can note the slightest bit of frustration in his tone. “S-spike can be repaired later, yes. Better for the facility.”

Wait, ignores all physical protection. Twists metal…you’re quietly reminded of what she did to Snow. “S-say, how easily treatable are the wounds she inflicts?”

S-4M takes a moment to process your query. “It would take a long while without anomalous methods, such as PARADIGMs or certain anomalies. None of which we have can heal aside from…Shot. In a loose, crass kind of way.”

You nod before sending out the orders to the three in question. Alpha splits off to work on the robots while the older two proceed to where the damaged floor is, given S-4M’s advice. It’s completely bizarre seeing Tau stick her hands into the multicolored, liquidly metal and pull it out with her hands before pouring it into a bucket.

“All’s well that ends well! Nice change of pace from silly ol’ connny cubeys, eh?” She winks. Bill doesn’t even know how to respond. “R-right."

“C’mon, pal o’ chum. Hurry up!”

The pace quickens up a bit. “Hurry. Gotta work on that funny box later, hurry, you daffy!”
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>Order employee K to test out the new paradigm acquired from ART
Inside the first room storage room sits some of the old cooking equipment Art used and Yesterday's Promise. Employee K approaches the hat. She picks it up and hefts it in her hand, to little response.

Well, when given a hat, why not put it on? She fastens the hat onto her head...and instantly stiffens her posture the moment it's fully secured. She reaches her hand up into the air and opens it up, revealing her palm.

Thanks to your A-Corp cameras, you notice a very slight wobble in the air around her hand. A chef's knife manifests out of thin air right into her hand. She grabs onto the handle as she uses her other arm to grab some leftover stock vegetables and meat in the storage room.

Her hand moves far faster than your cameras can keep track of. The meat and carrots are sliced into ribbons before being thrown into the pot. Slice, slice, chop chop.

She turns the mini stovetop before manifesting various seasoning bottles in her hands. She dumps them into the dish before pouring a whole bottle of red wine in there. A slight luminous glow leaks from the top of the pot.

After a few minutes of cooking, she takes the pot off the heat and to the side. She removes the hat and puts it where she found it. Her posture immediately untenses. Kate looks around as if she's trying to process where she is.

"Hm. Why was I here again?" She stands there for a moment before walking out of the room.
>ASPECT REVEALED: PREPARATION (Nurture+, allows minor reality warping? Only knives and seasoning have been manifested.)
>"Bloody Stew". Tender meat and carrots in a thick wine-based sauce. Prepared by Yesterday's Promise. (???. Might affect those who consume it?)

Working Notes - K
-I don't remember anything after putting on the hat. My mind was not there.
-There is a stew here. There is not a cook here. Where is the cook?
-Stiff. Feel stiff. Need massage later, note to self.

>C-0RA: Search Protocol: The abnormality loose on Floor 4 and its threat level.
“Hmmm. Not sure if it’s an anomaly down there, the sECond flOOr’s wasn’t…” She hums. “But I gEt the inteNTION! GimmE a second.” Her eyes dim a little as she looks at the fourth floor.

And almost as quickly you see her flinch. Followed by smoke leaking out of her mouth. "S-sir, I don't think she should be doing that. S-should we st-" S-4M can't finish what he's saying before

BOOM!

The left side of her head blows clean fucking off, sending shrapnel flying. You quickly dive underneath your desk like the coward you are. S-4M yelps as a piece smashes into one of the (thankfully unimportant) screens on your console.

You poke your head from underneath your desk. C-0RA's not...dead but you see a tangle of wires and smoke leaking out of her exposed endoskeleton.

"T-they h-heard me. M-my s-searching was too loud. A-at least five en-entities ar-are hiiDDEn on the floor."
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>Plan to separately (so they don't have time to match stories) interrogate the D-Classes regarding who started that riot. The guilty parties are signing up for Refinement Duty and other experiments. Offer the snitch a work exemption.

[HOPELESS WRECK] Are. Are we NOT GONNA FUCKING TALK ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED? I.
[BOUND BY DUTY] Silence. Further discussion will only attract their attention.

God, your head is throbbing just thinking about...okay ouch.

R-right, right, uh. Interviewing the D-Class. They're all still out incredibly cold because of the double dose of knock off stuff you gave them but you do plan how to deal with them. Thanks to it being now emptied out, Art's cell is a good place as any to hold them.

Interview them in one of the rooms, throw them into Art's cell to keep them from the general D-Class population, go from there.

...Huh, D-4C3 is actually awake. Barely, and the others are still completely out at the point, with no prodding from Jack or Felix managing to get them to stir.. You quickly whistle over to Jack and Felix to grab her ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGKNsCgdqbw

"Look. Cut the shit and tell us the truth. If you tell us who did it, boss won't make you do any work." Jack walks around the room with a club in hand. The red headed D-Class stares at Felix, who's as dispassionate as ever.

"Sorry if my brother isn't patient with you. That stunt could've killed a lot of people, ya know?"

4C3 shrugs, not budging from the current routine they're doing. Or she's just barely there. "I dunno what to say. I heard gunshots going off. People went wild. Music blared in my head. Last thing I saw was some cowboy being shoved in with something on him."

"Bullshit. There has to be an instigator. The timing was too weird. Too suspect." Jack smashes his club against the shitty plastic table. A crack spreads through it but even then, the D doesn't budge.

"Do you have any idea who the instigator might be? Again, we want to work with you."

"Ha. You think we don't know what happened to Augustus? Or that one of the Ds didn't come back after working?"

"The only ones who probably wouldn't want to rebel are those three pets you got. Casp, Wolf, and Kor." She pulls off her shades (made of a super soft plastic that can't be snapped) and folds them. "Everyone has a chip on their shoulder. You can ask 'em."

Felix sighs. "Any particular suspects, at least?"

"Well, 5UH4 definitely has the strength to boss people around. Maybe her?"

"Well, thank you for your time. We'll keep you in a now empty containment cell until further notice. For safety reasons." Felix stares right at her. Jack grabs the woman by the hair, causing her to squeak in pain. "HEY! THIS IS ABUSE!"

"Your life is infinitely less valuable than ours. Shut up." Jack drags the D away as Felix follows. Hm. Well, the only D-Class who you think you can wake up right now didn't really give you much you didn't already know.
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>Sigma (Holy Lady), Nurture Future. See to his wounds and needs.
"Oh, blessedth be, blessedth day!" The nun's hands are damn near breaking the wooden cross she has with how much force she's gripping it with. She's holding a bag in the other. "Bless the Father, Praise the Mother, Care for the Son..."

The knight flinches when he sees the new arrival.
ANOMALY: Sorry. I'm not in the interest for much today. Please-
σ: Blessedth be, blessedth he! Don't speak such nonsense, sweetheart!
There's a moment of silence before the knight lifts up his visor to show his face.
ANOMALY: I recognize that pattern.
σ: Seven knocks?
ANOMALY: Seven doors to heaven. Alright, what does my child want?
σ: Your soul has been battered and bruised. Your needs must be sated. Sit with me, child.
ETF-σ sits down. So does the knight.
She pulls out a bottle of red wine and the HOLIEST SCRIPTURE, followed by some fruit.
ETF-σ pours a small glass of wine for him and tosses him the apple.
A chuckle escapes her lips as she does so. As if she's made a joke just by doing that.
The knight cackles as he catches the apple. He bits down on it.
There's no noise aside from the occasional crunch and hushed readings of the book.
ETF-σ hands the book over to the knight. She stands up and goes to inspect his wounds.
She rests her hands on the broken bones before muttering a small prayer. Followed by pushing the two ends today.
The knight jolts in pain but doesn't react further.
σ: Anima tua luceat in aeternum. Numquam moriatur spiritus tuus!
σ: Ossa tua non conterentur!
Benedictus Dominus, dimitte peccata mea.
Dimitte me propter delicta mea, praeterita et futura.
ETF-σ knocks on the knight's armor seven times before bowing towards him. He bows in return.
BOTH: Amen.
A sigh escapes the old skeleton's mouth. His dirty bones are a nice, shining white now.
ANOMALY: It has been so long since I've heard those prayers. The other scholar of the Father is too busy, it seems.
ANOMALY: Thank you for your time. I feel better now.
ETF-σ nods before turning to leave the room. She waits a moment for the knight to say anything else.
He doesn't. ETF-σ goes on her merry way.
The knight stands back up and plants his sword into the ground. Ready to wait.
Ready to do what is asked of him.

Sigma sighs dreamingly. She hardly watches where she walks. She drifts down the hallway with an oddly pleased smile on her face. Well, hopefully she doesn't become V or Delta, you know?
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>Play Nice&Quiet in Star’s cell to help her sleep. She deserves it. Update her threat level to the appropriate level.

You quickly check up on her as you push the button to turn on the music. It's...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiijPbSClkM

There's nothing but a galaxy inside of the containment cell. A swirling mass of stardust and light, with only cold empty space in between the stars. There's no suit, no attempt to be humanoid. Just the vast cosmos in their horrifying glory.

Stars. A sight the City rarely sees in the sky.

The music that normally plays when you play N&Q is different in this room. You're not a music person so you can't comment much other than it feels far more...vast.

Faint flickers of that generic yet always personalized inner voice you hear when Anomalous Insight trickles blares into your ears. You focus, trying to get any solid details.

...withoutanaudience..what...
...priceoffame...
...dontbeastarifyou...
...itsworththepain...
...nofilmingwhilesleeping

The screen turns off. Well, nothing else to do here, you suppose. It was feeling a bit skeezy regardless watching her like that.

>Null and R, Nurture Siro. Give her some fruit.
"BARK!" R breaks away from R2 (your other dog) as Null quickly whistles a small tune to her. Null puts on the protective equipment before entering.

The storm is pushed up against the corner wall. shivering
ANOMALY: NO NO NO YOU WERE RIGHT IT'S BAD OUT THERE REAL REAL BAD I-I'M FINE ST-STAYING H-
ETF-O: Siro! Siro! It's me, it's me!
The storm keeps muttering nonsensically as Null tries to approach, with the dog following behind her.
ANOMALY: NO, no, no...?
Seemingly without even thinking, a violent gust of wind is launched right at Null.
She flies through the air and slams into the wall.
ETF-O: Eugh...
The storm suddenly stops when she hears Null's groan and R's whine.
ANOMALY: O-oh my god, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
ETF-O: It's...fine. This old granny has fought worse.
Null gets up. She wipes something red leaking from her mouth.
ETF-O: Forget that even happened. I got some fruit for you.
She tosses two apples into the air. The dog catches one while the other is quickly shredded by the storm.
The air's a lot more awkward than it normally is.
ETF-O: I'm sorry if you heard anything. Or if any discussions we had unsettled you.
ETF-O: Just stop thinking about it for now. Eat.
She tosses another apple. The storm rips it apart too.
This continues for a bit, with Roxy "nuzzling" what she can of the storm.
The storm finally calms down after about five apples are consumed. It sighs as it speaks.
ANOMALY: Sorry. Sorry, sorry. Just a lot on my mind.
ANOMALY: Stuff really just used to be about playing and cowboys, huh?
ANOMALY: ...But I like doing that. I guess. Thanks.
Null nods. The two exit the room as the storm drifts back to the center.
So, this is why he was so worried.
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>Chi, Rho, Nurture Shot. Just keep guard and the order while Shot picks up/feeds on the fresh Ranger meat, including the exploded bits

"Do we have to do this?" The green-haired boy whines. The old, scarred man slowly turns his head towards him. That shuts him up right quick.

The two slowly carry the three or four bodies (and buckets of meat) over to the army outside the containment cell.
A skinned man dressed in an advisor's outfit steps forward.
ADVI: What's your business here? We're recovering from the four losses and fifteen injuries.
χ: Here to feed ya boss. Replenish your losses.
ρ: Yeah. Some buckets too. Exploded gunk, sounds like something some of the ladies one might know about!
A familiar sounding giggle is heard in the far back of the army.
ADVI: Well, continue on then. Be careful, he sure is orney.
χ: Understood.
The two pass by the army before going through the airlocks.
Right as the second one opens...
Four tendrils wrap around the buckets and corpses. They are violently yanked out of the ETF's arms.
The spoils of P-Company's supremacy. We're better than the others. We're not savages.
χ: Stand by and guard. No further interaction is necessary.
The tendrils violently stab into the bodies before pulsating. A pink slime oozes from the holes made.
ρ: Holy shit.
The two step back, leaving the anomaly to feast on the corpses while they stay outside.
A violent BANG! rings through the floor as someone is slammed in the now closed airlock.
Don't look at me like that. Why are you so afraid of me?
Did I do something wrong? I did what she wanted me to do.
ETF-χ gently pats ETF-ρ on the back as ρ vomits at the noises coming from the containment cell.
χ: Let it out. I don’t like it either. There, there.
Inside the cell, the intact corpses are covered in a thick film of meat putty and slime.
The corpse that used to be Snow twitches. It twitches again and again.
The twitches quickly turn into full on muscle spasms. Flesh and gore splatters against the meat-infested walls.
It all stops.
Before you even realize what happens next, the corpse stands up and opens its eyes.
SNEAW: Where...the fuck am I? Huh? What? C-Cloud? Ash?
ANOMALY: Silence.
The corpse covers his head in agony as the other corpses spasm before standing alongside him.
MNEAW: My head is fu-fucking thro...
MEATW: ...Huh.
The corpse relaxes, removing its hands from its head. It looks at the other revived corpses.
MEAT: Well, back to duty, I suppose. Not sure what that was about.
ANOMALY: Carry on, soldiers. May you protect this facility evermore.
Back outside the cell, the two ETF agents just look sickened.
χ: I think we've done all we can do here. Let's get out of here. For our sake.
ρ: Yeah, bet. This shit is creepy.
The two quickly flee before anything weirder could happen.
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>D, Bond Velvet. Burn bag and distract her by asking what that cloth material was, and if she’s willing to produce more of it.

Employee D's carrying a non-living human bag over his shoulder. You see an empty bottle of painkillers next to the bag you think has the man inside. He enters the cell, robe equipped.

ANOMALY: Such an awful racket. Whoever made it should be silenced.
Employee D raises an eyebrow as he drops the bag
D: What noise?
ANOMALY: Those peasants are truly making such uncouth noises. Bangs. Screams.
ANOMALY: Hmph. Simply disappointing, isn't it now?
D: Well, it's quieted down at least. Enough for us to talk about this.
Employee D pulls out the piece of velvet given earlier.
D: Again, I must thank you for such a wonderous gift, Madam. The toughness yet firm tenderness...
D: Quite unique, no?
The edge of the bag is setting ablaze. The royal is too busy listening to notice.
ANOMALY: Indeed! It is of the greatest achievement for a peasant like you to understand!
Employee D's eye twitches. He's about ready to open his mouth...
Before he lets out a deep breath. A slip of paper flutters out of his pocket.
D: Indeed. I am the peasant beholden to the glorious mistress.
ANOMALY: Good boy!
The velvet-clad royal pats Employee D on the head with a smile.
He grimaces in pain as his hair and scalp burns but otherwise resists the urge to scream.
D: Y-yes. Y-yes I am. M-may you stop, please?
ANOMALY: I was stopping regardless. Do not worry.
D: G-great. So. we might have some...more...needs for that velvet.
D: L-like, uh, if we could get more. Or what kind of velvet it is.
The anomaly stares without any semblance of emotion at Employee D. An incredibly nervous smile is spread across D's face.
ANOMALY: I only give such gifts to those who warrant it. Those of laudable esteem and stature.
ANOMALY: Only if I see such laudable members shall I spare more.
ANOMALY: Do not be greedy. I was once greedy, striving for mo...
She shakes her head.
ANOMALY: That damned box. That damned box of nonsense.
D: Don't think about it, okay? Just think about the velvet. It's nice, isn't it?
ANOMALY: Mud noser. But I appreciate the respect that is RIGHTFULLY. GIVEN.
The bag at her feet is nothing more than bits of burnt fabric and garbage.
D: Have a good day, miss.
He bows as he slowly gets out of the room before completely overheating.

And the moment he's out, every word that comes out of him is a string of incoherent profanity and at least enough insulting epithets to make even RBA blush.
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>ETF-Tau to Appease with Fortune, feel free to upgrade the cell afterwards.
"Welp! Sorry, Billy O'Really, gotta go!" She slaps the Scrapper on the back before casually strolling over to the first floor. Bill...doesn't really know how to react. He's more puzzled than anything.

ETF-τ looks around, taking in all of the details of the cell and what's inside of it.
τ: Well, well, whale! Lookie at this basic cell.
τ: I'm just here to clean things up, buddy. Don't worry about me.
ETF-τ pulls out some basic cleaning supplies from her belt.
She kneels down to start wiping down the table of the dust that has collected on it.
There's an odd silence as she finishes cleaning and moves to the dust everywhere but the anomaly.
τ: Hm. Might wanna touch this up when something a bit more unruly is in here.
More dust cleaning. She finishes dusting as much of the floor as she could be bothered with.
And now, time to dust off the fortune teller itself.
ETF-τ is oddly pleased at the very menial, boring labor she's ultimately doing.
ETF-τ hums a little jingle to herself.
The machine starts shaking while she was mid-wiping some smudge off of it.
She quickly backpedals away with her hands raised.
τ: Woah, woah, woah! Did I do something wrong? Did I touch you the wrong way?
The shaking stops. A moment later, something is coughed out of it.
A slip of paper flutters through the air and right onto ETF-τ's head before she can even move.
τ: Huh. Didn't give you a coin. Lemme see...
She grabs the piece of paper and quickly skims it. She holds it up to your camera.
ANOMALY: "So many obedience confirmations. Only one or two otherwise, some that were too vague TO gleam."
ANOMALY: "There will be four fortunes with star symbols. Look out for them."
ANOMALY: "They will demand the utmost sacrifice to confirm your obedience."
ANOMALY: "Follow or disobey them. Sacrifice or do not. This is your most important choice."
ANOMALY: "Thank you for listening so far."
τ: Heh. Got a history with this thing, huh? Well, I've done my part. Do what you will.
She crumples up the fortune before exiting the cell.

She drops the crumpled slip into the trashbag outside of the containment cell. Seems like you got another bag of fortunes to keep. Fortunes with stars? That's a new one. Guess it's finally playing all of the trump cards, huh?
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>G2 and A to Observe Sense. Try to get more information on how it thinks.
Employee G2 pats the still coping Vincent on the back as he gets up to work on the TV. Arthur follows behind, with the chef hardly noticing them leaving.

The two enter the containment cell.
The show currently playing is a stylized cartoon of a knight and a magician talking to each other.
ANOMALY: "And to the Knight, the Magician asked: 'Why do you fight so hard?'"
ANOMALY: "And to the Magician, the Knight said: 'For the sake of the people'"
A: Is that.
A: Are those what I think they are?
G2: Huh. Unusual, this programming is not within its usual broadcasting.
A: No shit. Let's see where this is going.
The two sit down as the show continues.
ANOMALY: "'But is there a point fighting for those weaklings?' The Magician laughed."
ANOMALY: "'It is because they are weak that they deserved protection. So sayeth-`"
A horrid static blares from the speakers. The two employees cover their ears.
A: GAH!
G2: That is not a great sign. Guess it can't refer to whoever that is.
ANOMALY: "'Who cares what he says?'"
ANOMALY: "'Who cares? Who cares...?'"
The show stops in place after that. The two animated character stand there, frozen on one frame.
The two employees are quickly writing down notes
The gash on the side of the TV is slowly repairing as the two watch.
ANOMALY: "'I care!' The Knight yells. 'For I must follow the will of those who are RIGHTEOUS and HOLY!'"
"Remember the old clown house mirrors?"
"Oh, yeah! It's funny how distorted everything becomes in them!"
ANOMALY: "'Such wasted effort. All that matters is fame and fortune!' The Magician cackles. 'Hell, the second one is kinda not necessary either!'"
ANOMALY: "'It is against our word to try predicting anything the Father may do, yes. That is besides the point.'"
ANOMALY: "'Well, don't you wanna duel? It's been a while since we've done so!' The Magician yells. The Knight holds his blade in preparation."
ANOMALY: "'If you desire such, fiend." The Knight grips his blade. 'A nuisance to [REDACTED]'s will shall be terminated.'"
ANOMALY: "'Such a fucking brown nose!' The Magician cackles."
ANOMALY: "...A brown nose. Huh."
The television quickly turns off after that. There's nothing but silence in the cell now.
G2: Very, very interesting. Wouldn't you agree?
A: Yep. Let's get out of here before it does anything else, you know?
The two quickly exit the containment cell, notes in hand.

...What the fuck was that? It's almost impossible to ignore S-4M cackling at what he just saw. Even the damaged C-0RA laughs along. You're not sure why they're laughing.
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The Work Order for A Hope for a Brighter Future has been completed.
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +5/∞
Employee Morale: Grateful...
Current Anomaly Mood: Praying
Employee Trait(s) Revealed
ETF-σ - Devoted (Bond+, WP+, Morale defaults to Grateful)
Working Notes - σ
-He's such a nice soul. Never had someone respect my seven fold knock.
-He'll be ready to do anything you want! Maybe a Holy Duel? That could be fun!!!

The Work Order for Sirocco has been completed.
The Work Result was Neutral
Abstraction Energy Count: +4 (7/15)
Employee Morale: Empathetic (Both)
Current Anomaly Mood: Freaking out --> Tense
Working Notes - Null
-I'm fine. She just had a little episode. I'll walk it off.
-Guess that fight an hour ago really rattled her. Hard not to hear it.
-She's getting to that point of moving on. But remember, be patient, sir. It is a virtue.

The Work Result for Til the Last Shot has been completed.
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +11/∞
Employee Morale: Neutral (Chi), Repulsed --> So-So (Rho)
Current Anomaly Mood: Happy!
Employee Trait(s) Revealed
ETF-χ - Poker Face (WP++, Panic Risk--, Morale rarely lowers or raises)
ETF-ρ - Smooth Persona (Bond+, recovers morale far quicker than regular employees)
Working Notes - χ
-That thing really doesn't have matters when it comes to eating. At least he didn't attack.
-Yeah, he's pretty occupied with those things. Do whatever you want to the others for the next hour.
-Wish I could feel anything seeing that. Really can't.

Working Notes - ρ
-One of the girls in the back kept laughing about someone. Someone named Z something?
-Couldn't hear a single thing she was saying but she was LOUD. Even the others were a bit concerned.

The Work Order for Fire on the Velvet Horizon has been completed.
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +6/??? (6/15)
C-Extract Count: +1 [High Quality activated!]
Employee Morale: Pissed Off
Current Anomaly Mood: Relaxed!
Working Notes - D
-Holy fucking SHIT do you know how much that HURTS.
-Send someone else to deal with that bitch, I ain't touching her if she's doing THAT shit.
-I guess it likes brown nosers? Send V or something, fuck, let HIM getting fucking burnt.

The Work Order for Fortune for a Price has been completed.
The Work Result was Neutral
Abstraction Energy Count: +4/∞
Employee Morale: Relaxed~!
Current Anomaly Mood: ???
Employee Trait(s) Revealed
ETF-τ: Untroubled (Anger Risk--, Will to Live+, Subdue--)
Working Notes - τ
-Welp! Sounds like whatever it's throwing your way is gonna be a you issue! Sucks to be you!
-I'm joking, just joking. Jokey jokes. This thing ain't joking. Pretty serious.
-Sorry, I only do really good touch ups once a day. Cleaned it really well, should be good on that front.
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The Work Order for Chattering Lack of Common Sense has been completed.
The Work Result was Good?
Abstraction Energy Count: +5/∞
Employee Morale: Amused (A), Neutral (G2)
Current Anomaly Mood: ???
Working Notes - A
-Okay, first off, that gash looked like a fast projectile or something bounced off it.
-This is some class act stuff. Animation was good, characters were...very relatable? Oddly way out of tune.
-It wasn't even particularly violent or controversial. It was just kinda a TV show for kids. Minus the swearing.
-I felt like it was trying to prove a point against something but couldn't. A failed parody.
-Voices sounded kinda familiar. I think the Knight was voiced by Uriel and the Magician was voiced by Lily. Not sure why, though.

Working Notes - G2
-I can guess who that "[REDACTED]" fellow is. I think it both hates and respects someone who stuck up against it.
-Violence is the anomaly's first instinct. But if you block that out, there's this.
-Coping mechanism for overworking itself and being talked down to? I'm not sure if Regression applies to anomalies.
-There's absolutely a reason it picked those two. Guess being shown new anomalies gives it new avenues for media. Something unique, unlike us.

>If the Detective is not on cooldown, collect some of the tar that leaks from you and give it to him. If on cooldown, collect tar in 1 of the 2 extra sturdy suitcases to give later.
“Sir, are you sure you want to do this?” S-4M, still rattled by what happened a few moments ago, stares blankly at what you’re suggesting.

"Yes. The more I understand about me, the better." You open up the briefcase. Then you open up your stomach and upchuck as much of the tar as you can before your mouth hurts. Much to the disgust of your two AI assistants. You stop when you fill the briefcase up half way.

You stumble up and carefully walk over to the airlock leading out of your office. You slide it through the airlock as Lily grabs it and takes it to the detective.

She opens it up, gags at what's inside, before pouring it into the gaping maw of the detective. Once it's all empty, she tosses the suitcase to the side. A good inch of material was already burnt through by your tar.

After absorbing the tar...

"UNUSUALLY HIGH CONCEPTUAL RESISTANCE. DATA MISSING, REFORMATTING. FULLY DECODED IN HOUR 7 OR 8. DO NOT INSERT FURTHER EXTRACTS UNTIL PROCESS IS DONE."

Huh. That's the first time you got THAT as a response. Well, the only thing you can do is push forward, you suppose.
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Hour 6, Shift 8
QUOTA: 0/51 C-Extract Refined
Optional QUOTA: 4.5/3 Stardust Vials
A-Energy: 222 units, 0/hour
ICP: 8
C-Extract: 5

SPONSORSHIPS:
>U-Company: Perform two Crosstests and let your Inspector tinker with two of your PARADIGMS. 1 shift left, 2/2 Crosstests done! Available PARADIGMS: TAS, AFYN, Yesterday's Promise
>Q-Company: Cope with an increased quota of 11 more C-Extract. 1 shift left.
>R-Company: Prepare and repel the incoming Invasion from R-Corp. Survived and Completed! Extra rewards will be given at end of shift.
>H-Company: Burn the bags. 2 remaining.
>F-Company: Give the Harvester a lovely dining experience. Completed!

INTERACTIONS [1 Hour Each]:

LIVING
>Anomalies: A Hope for a Brighter Future, Sirocco, Star of the Century, Til the Last Shot, Fire on the Velvet Horizon
>Assign Employee (What work type? Any specific instructions? To which anomaly? etc etc)

INANIMATE
>Anomalies: Fortune for a Price, Chattering Lack of Common Sense
>Assign Employee (Same as Living)

MISC
>Facility: REFINEMENT ROOM, Explore the Fourth Floor (Unknown. Felix said to "be quiet" on it. Caused C-0RA damage when searched in.), Unleash the Beast (On cooldown)
>S-4M: Anomaly Analyzation (Analyzing Crosstest of Future and Sirocco, 1 hour left), Control Spike (N/A, being repaired by Alpha.)
>C-ORA: Search Protocol (What do you want to find?)
>Assign Employee (To do what? Any specific instructions?)

EQUIPMENT and PARADIGMS:
https://pastebin.com/6EUpvCyT

CONSOLE COMMANDS
>View cameras in which rooms? (Write in)
>Broadcast an announcement over the intercom system (Write in)
>Manage Employee roster and Departments. (Write in)
>Edit anomaly dossiers and logs (Write in)
>Message an Employee PDA. (Write in)
>Call an Employee in (Who?)
>Contact a Company via Fax (Who? About what? QM will tell you how much it'll cost.)
>Leave the office.
>End the workday (Enters Downtime/Upgrade phase)

(Here we go. Updates should be more regular now. I'm getting some sleep.)
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>>5457077
>>5457121
>>5458637
Shucks, anons. You’re gonna make be blush.

>>5458775
At the risk of submitting the Work Order late (and this being outta contention), I’m gonna pass out instead.

Really though, Tau Appeasing Siro, telling Sense about the ad, talking to the Meatmen (maybe that one Z Meatgirl personally [Zeta]), the bag burning Velvet with R or the other lucky employee (Bond or Extract respectively), B or Alpha Nurture Fortune (clean?) is the just of it. Exploring new paths, generally trying to appease/nurture, stuff like that. Gonna make a proper one when I wake up, along with Misc.

Night y’all.
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Damn, D-Ace must have some truly stacked mental resistances to still stay kicking after a double serving of N&Q and NBG. We did remember to star her name to avoid trashing her in Refinement, right?
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>>5458775
> Fortune for a Price
Agent K to duel FUTURE to best her of her ability. The jobbing has to end at some point, this should be a good start.
>Sirocco
I think she needs someone with proper parental experience. Security Department head to Sirocco to Bond. She needs guidance, The head is allowed to give any advice she thinks is good for Sirocco(It was the Sec. Dep. Head that was the soccer mom right? otherwise this work order will be embarrassing)
>Star of the Century
Nothing, the music will continue though
> Til the Last Shot
Accounting department to extract excess meat from the walls if the recruiting process wont be disturbed by the action. Accounting Dep. head to give our best wishes on the recruits either way (Lads i think we should at least wait for detective info before trying to talk to that meat soldier girl that knows out name(at least i think she does))
>Velvet Horizon
Nurture with Uriel to see if she needs any spiritual needs to be met if not attempt to bond instead. Uriel will carry a bag into the cell to get her to burn this bag without noticing if she does notice he is to aske her to help her hosts by destroying it. Uriel will be shown former bag destruction cam footage to give him a better chance at his task
INANIMATE
>Fortune for a Price
Admin to Fortune ask if we can talk to the employee rescued by fortune and what does it think of us as a person other than someone who OBEY's fate
>Chattering Lack of Common Sense
No votes yet, i'll support a fellow anons work order on this one
>>5458791
Good sleeping anon
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>Emoloyee T to Bond with Future. Ask him about how Drones fit into the world/his opinions on Drones in general.
>Update standard procedures for Future. When performing a Duel Work, all Employees must equip themselves appropriately; at minimum, one piece of defensive equipment and one weapon.

>Employee M to Bond with Sirocco. Say what you think a child needs to hear if they're ever to leave the nest.

>Employee L, X, Extract excess meat from Shot with defensive supervision from ETF Beta. Avoid antagonizing the anomaly, please.
>Beta, attempt to speak with Snow; see how much he remembers about himself or R-Corp. Back off if it seems like things are touchy.
>All assigned Employees to equip protective gear as necessary. Try not to get infected.

>Employee V to Nurture Velvet Horizon. Try feeding her a classy meal and some wine. Burn a bag while you're there.

>Employee Z to Appease Fortune. Ask for a horoscope.

>Employee Y to Bond with Sense. Inform the anomaly of a job well done and our success at securing a profitable timeslot for the submitted recording.

I want to learn more about our Androids. Yovani is also at flat 0 across the board for his stats, not counting the mystery stats granted by Superstitious, so I'd like to see jf we can uncover some extra info on him. I'm actually not sure if Agent K is fit enough to Duel Future right after an Invasion considering she got shot up a bit.
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>>5458843
> I'm actually not sure if Agent K is fit enough to Duel Future right after an Invasion considering she got shot up a bit.

Extremely true, just because she was standing at the end of the fight doesn't mean she can duel shit. My bad, i'll switch vote to something else after everybody else votes too.
>Agent K to duel FUTURE to best her of her ability. The jobbing has to end at some point, this should be a good start.
[BOUND BY DUTY] Come to your senses, all this work to ensure no employees die. What do you think is going to happen if she attempts the duel with bullet holes in her?
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>>5458722
>Why did these voices just NOW decide to appear in your skull?
Because you played Disco Elysium one time and wanted to use that in your quest as flavor. Wait what?
>ignores physical protection of any kind
Powerful
>multicolored, liquidly metal
A material we could use, somehow?
>Tau
This green-haired chick is fun so far, not to mention being another repair employee

>>5458728
>minor reality warping
Summon cooking supplies and utensils. I wonder how many chef knives you could manifest and throw at a timestopped target?
>???. Might affect those who consume it?
Definitely something to give to an employee to try later. Somebody that deserves a nice bowl of soup for their efforts, surely.
>mind was not there
So you just autopilot and get to cooking whatever at hand?
>tangle of wires and smoke leaking
A third bot to have our tech fixers to repair. Great.
>T-they h-heard me. M-my s-searching was too loud
So C-0RA's search method involves sound of some kind, seeing as the fourth floor fuckers target audio sources. I wonder if they can target each other too?
>A-at least five en-entities ar-are hiiDDEn on the floor
That's not for today. Today and tomorrow we gotta recover from the cowboy raid

>>5458736
>D-4C3 is actually awake. Barely,
This degree of extreme mental protection is valuable
>to grab her ass
:^)
>People went wild. Music blared in my head.
What? Lying?
>Jack smashes his club against the shitty plastic table
Jack, as much of a procrastinating death seeker he is, is still cool
>what happened to Augustus? Or that one of the Ds didn't come back after working?
Ace is valuable and smart. We could bring her into the fold, if we find out what the fuck is with her.
>red headed
>pulls off her shades (made of a super soft plastic that can't be snapped)
Hmmmm...
>5UH4
All we know about them is "Amazonian (Nurture+, Appease-, Bond-, Subdue++, FOR++, STA+)" and "She fell forward like her brain turned off" in 20 seconds when exposed to N&Q, suggesting very very low mental resistance. Might be even more unga and even more retarded than Agent K.
>Your life is infinitely less valuable than ours. Shut up
Based

>>5458741
>damn near breaking the wooden cross
I guess she wouldn't mind being "boned" by Future, hehehe
>As if she's made a joke
What joke?
>The knight cackles as he catches the apple
Future got that joke?
>The other scholar of the Father is too busy, it seems
We should send in U/Uriel just so he works on Future again
>drifts down the hallway with an oddly pleased smile
She wants the holy boning

>>5458745
>nothing but a galaxy inside of the containment cell
>Does her room look like a galaxy? >>5452904
You were right
>withoutanaudience..what
Needs an audience, needs to be seen and viewed
>priceoffame
Whatever is puppeting/hooking her to make her perform is doing this as part of a deal?
>dontbeastarifyou
If you can't take the pressure?
>itsworththepain
Is Star really this way of her own will?
>nofilmingwhilesleeping
Fuck you too
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>>5458745
>NO NO NO
Feels bad, but this is life
>flies through the air and slams into the wall
Is she okay?
>wipes something red leaking
She should be okay
>Stuff really just used to be about playing and cowboys, huh?
Getting there...
>So, this is why he was so worried.
But her dad ran away with her and her mom due to doing fucked corporate experiment stealing or whatever, right? Maybe Siro became an anomaly due to the actions of another corp, and her dad ran off with her into the wasteland for safety?

>>5458748
>green-haired boy
Nevermind, the green haired faggot is Rho. Tau is the "boyish woman flashes a toothy smile, various slash and burn marks covering her face"
>sounds like something some of the ladies one might know about!
This faggot is already proving himself, nice. I bet he'd pair up nicely with the P/Presley. I think Tau could also pair up with L/Lily, since they're both jokesters
>A familiar sounding giggle
Is it that one former employee that got turned into a meat soldier?
>The spoils of P-Company's supremacy. We're better than the others. We're not savages.
A form of hypocrisy
>A violent BANG! rings through the floor as someone is slammed in the now closed airlock.
What was that supposed to be?
>Did I do something wrong? I did what she wanted me to do.
Oh yeah, some guy got turned into this by the former bitch admin. That's part of the problem, isn't it?
>omits at the noises
Damn, feels bad
>ETF agents just look sickened
This entire sequence is absolutely horrible, and I want to solve Shot as soon as we can now.

>>5458752
>empty bottle of painkillers
Did they sedate the fuck out of him?
>Employee D's eye twitches. He's about ready to open his mouth
"Terse (Nurture+, Bonding-)" and we sent him for Bond work. That might be the reason why
>lets out a deep breath. A slip of paper flutters out of his pocket
GOD DAMN YOU YOU STUPID BOX
>grimaces in pain as his hair and scalp burns
He took the headpat of fire like a champ
>only give such gifts to those who warrant it
Not a blessing. Not an EGO gift. What?
>That damned box of nonsense.
GOD DAMN YOU YOU STUPID BOX
>string of incoherent profanity
Never sending Employee D to work on Velvet again

>>5458756
>whale!
No Moby Dick yet
>obedience confirmations
This was a test all along. Fuck.
>Only one or two otherwise, some that were too vague TO gleam
What?
>demand the utmost sacrifice to confirm your obedience
Fuck that
>Follow or disobey them. Sacrifice or do not. This is your most important choice
At least he's giving us a choice, and not pulling the "YOU MUST OBEY THE PREDETERMINED PATH" bullshit similar types of characters do in media
>Thank you for listening so far.
I want Admin to go to Fortune for a talk soon. Despite his recent shittery, he was our first anomaly in this facility. He has a special sentimental place for that reason. I want to clear the air before we go forward with him
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>>5458757
>For the sake of the people
For great justice
>But is there a point fighting for those weaklings?
>It is because they are weak that they deserved protection. So sayeth-
This reminds me of Tanya talking to Gebura at the end of Library of Ruina, the speech they gave each other
>slowly repairing
Did Sense also take damage back when we killed Neon Slasher?
>funny how distorted everything becomes in them!
TV distorts reality? What?
>the second one is kinda not necessary either!
A jab at Fortune and Star?
>don't you wanna duel?
Didn't we want to duel Future?
>[REDACTED]'s will
But the [REDACTED] is on cooldown for the day?

>>5458762
>ETF-σ - Devoted (Bond+, WP+, Morale defaults to Grateful)
Cool
>a Holy Duel? That could be fun!!!
Guess that's our cue, isn't it?
>be patient
Sirocco is almost there...
>ETF-χ - Poker Face (WP++, Panic Risk--, Morale rarely lowers or raises)
Cool
>ETF-ρ - Smooth Persona (Bond+, recovers morale far quicker than regular employees)
He'd pair well with ETF-Gamma, I think? Or maybe both are suave motherfuckers, so they'll step on each other's toes often?
>pretty occupied with those things. Do whatever you want to the others for the next hour
Seems Shot cannot be worked again for an hour? Is that what it means? "The others" being the other anoms?
>Someone named Z something?
I think that's our ex-employee, the one that recognized Zeta's name from the initial meeting?
>she was LOUD. Even the others were a bit concerned
The meat soldiers still have their own personalities, despite total subservience to Shot. Maybe there's hope in de-meating Snow and the others, like how Arthur was de-brainwashed but kept a permanent halo buff?
>Employee Morale: Pissed Off
We should do something nice for D, he earned it
>ETF-τ: Untroubled (Anger Risk--, Will to Live+, Subdue--)
Cool

>>5458772
>looked like a fast projectile or something bounced off it
The same damage S.Host took from the bullets during the raid? Might be a explicit effect of the anti-anomaly rounds the cowboys used, where the damage somehow transferred to Sense directly?
>trying to prove a point against something but couldn't. A failed parody
What do you guys think?
>Knight was voiced by Uriel and the Magician was voiced by Lily
???
>both hates and respects someone who stuck up against it
We did the right thing to confront Sense
>if you block that out, there's this
If the TV cannot revel in violence, it has to resort to other popular media broadcasting themes?
>overworking itself
Might have to do with manifesting S.Host in the fight, not energy overworking
>absolutely a reason it picked those two
Seeing Star and Future made it incorporate them in the shows. Cool
>open up your stomach and upchuck as much of the tar as you can
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
>UNUSUALLY HIGH CONCEPTUAL RESISTANCE
Wow, that's cool
>DATA MISSING, REFORMATTING
Reformatting a PC takes time
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>>5459040
>I wonder how many chef knives you could manifest and throw at a timestopped target?
Petition to turn V into Sakuya-lite?
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>>5458775
LIVING
>Future
Employee Q to Bond with Future. Ask him about how Drones fit into the world/his opinions on Drones in general
>Sirocco
Employee M/Monifa to Bond with Sirocco. Say what you think a child needs to hear if they're ever to leave the nest
>Star
NO WORKS!
>Shot
Employee L/Lily, X, and Z/Zayne to Extraction with Shot. Remove excess meat from Shot with defensive supervision from ETF-Beta. Avoid antagonizing the anomaly, please.
ETF-Beta, attempt to speak with Snow; see how much he remembers about himself or R-Corp. Back off if it seems like things are touchy.
All assigned Employees to equip protective gear as necessary. Try not to get infected.
>Velvet
Employee V to Nurture with Velvet. Try feeding her a classy meal and some wine. Burn a bag while you're there.

INANIMATE
>Fortune
Administrator to Bond with Fortune. Talk about it being our first anomaly and a cool way to initiate new employees. Thank him for being cool so far. However, address the shit he's knowingly pulling- riling up Velvet, assigning the bad numbers in such a way we "cannot" work Velvet to burn the bags all at once, and his ominous demands. Ultimately, we have choice as humans, irregardless of "fate". We chose to follow his fortunes because we wanted to, and we benefit from it. We can just as easily defy him too. Besides, if everything is "predetermined" then all possible paths are accounted for. There is no "right answer" per se. Which means if the machine really is altering probability to test us and our obediance, it is him and not any issue of "fate" at work. He has just as much choice or volition as we do, like it or not. Or something?
>Sense
Employee Y/Yovani to Bond with Sense. Inform the anomaly of a job well done and our success at securing a profitable timeslot for the submitted recording

MISC
>Update standard procedures for Future. When performing a Duel Work, all Employees must equip themselves appropriately; at minimum, one piece of defensive equipment and one weapon
>Uhhhh something nice for Employee D?

That's all I got right now
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>>5458821
We did, yeah

>>5458824
>i think we should at least wait for detective info before trying to talk to that meat soldier girl that knows out name
I agree
>ask if we can talk to the employee rescued by fortune
Oh right WHERE IS TALON

>>5458843
>I want to learn more about our Androids. Yovani is also at flat 0 across the board for his stats, not counting the mystery stats granted by Superstitious, so I'd like to see jf we can uncover some extra info on him
I agree. I want to work the sec guys like J/Jack and F/Felix again, and I'm curious about D-WR3N since he's Casp-tier when it comes to N&Q mental resistance.
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>>5458843
>Employee T to Bond with Future
Can't, T/Talon is gone because the fortune machine emergency teleported them somewhere unknown. I hope Fortune brings her back before he does his shit, whatever it'll be. I don't want Q to lose his waifu
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Answering some quick questions

>Because you played Disco Elysium one time and wanted to use that in your quest as flavor. Wait what?
Meta wise, yes. In universe wise, they have only been a recent addition.
>But the [REDACTED] is on cooldown for the day?
I'll give you a hint. The "[REDACTED]" mentioned in Sense's work is not the [REDACTED] you have in storage. Who is the Knight/Future listening to?
>??? (At the two characters being voiced by employees)
They just told you what they know. You didn't really hear anything yourself, just kinda generic 'man' and 'woman'. Whatever meaning that could have is unknown.
>Seems Shot cannot be worked again for an hour? Is that what it means? "The others" being the other anoms?
Nope, you can work on it. It just means that Shot properly is preoccupied by feasting on the corpses. When the boss isn't watching...
>WHERE IS TALON
You sent her to REFINEMENT, she was probably gonna be crunched, weird anomalous box said "ha no" and she's been missing ever since.

>>5458791
>At the risk of submitting the Work Order late (and this being outta contention), I’m gonna pass out instead.
Unless everyone universally agrees to work on one or two anomalies and nothing else, I tend to wait at least like a day and a half to let people discuss work order nonsense.

No rush. Take your time, this is just a quest based on another quest based on a korean management game based on SCP stuff on a Japanese fishing forum.
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>>5458775
SHIT
changing the Shot work order in >>5459319 from
>Employee L/Lily, X, and Z/Zayne to Extraction with Shot. Remove excess meat from Shot with defensive supervision from ETF-Beta. Avoid antagonizing the anomaly, please.
>ETF-Beta, attempt to speak with Snow; see how much he remembers about himself or R-Corp. Back off if it seems like things are touchy.
>All assigned Employees to equip protective gear as necessary. Try not to get infected.
to
>Employee F/Felix, J/Jack, and C/Celanine to Bond with Shot. Locate the meatlady who recognized us and talk to them for information regarding the facility and Zeta. They seemed to recognize the name, and were on our side and unwilling to fight when we took back the third floor. This could be our way in to figuring this shit out
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>>5459319
Add "Bring up Talon and ask to give her back before the four starred fortunes happen" to Fortune too
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>>5459521
>spoiler
Nice
>Who is the Knight/Future listening to?
The Father, and us as Admin
>Whatever meaning that could have is unknown
Placeholders for Star and Future? Maybe Employee L/Lily is relevant to Star somehow?
>When the boss isn't watching
changed my vote
>missing ever since
I want her back for our boy Q; hope that's still possible
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>>5458843
>>5458824
We gonna extract, or interview the meat soldier while Shot is busy? What do you guys think?
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>>5459521
[Easy - Success]:
Nice.
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>>5458791
>Tau Appease Siro
>U, L, Bond Sense, (afterwards talk about the ad)
Alternatively would be willing to do a Future or Star Crosstest with Sense. Also, remember to have a U/Fortune and L/Star Work Oder next shift.
>High Bond/Authority employee/s, talk and interview to the Meatmen (maybe that one Z Meatgirl personally [Zeta])
Those Meatmen losses have me worried. Are they permanent, or would they regenerate like Shot’s Creep?
>Nurture, bag burning Velvet with her lucky worker drone and V
>B Nurture Fortune (clean?)
>Sigma, Holy Duel Future. Knock yourself out (figuratively).
Misc
>Have the mechanics fix C-0RA
Jesus, someone grab Alpha, Bill, and Tau, quick!
>D, get those burns treated and take a load off. Remember, the beer is free.
>Ask if the Food Critic wants to try a second course while she’s here. This time it’s stew. (Save some for us if it’s good.)
>C-ORA: Search Protocol (Her fucking metal brain) [jk, find a suitable repairman and either her former parts or new ones that’ll fix her up]
Well, I guess we… blew her mind.
….I’ll hang myself now.

>UNUSUALLY HIGH CONCEPTUAL RESISTANCE
Neat

Sorry for the low effort work order, it was a busy day and I’m about to pass out again.

Also, that Snow-Meat bit was fucking rad man.

>>5459521
It isn’t the submission process, it’s anons deciding on the right course of action. If I take too long, anons will have already have made up their minds.

Gonna grab some Zzz now, I’ll read and respond to the other anons later. Night y’all.
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>>5459794
This was supposed to go >>5458775
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I'll just +1 whatever m0e comes up with.
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>>5459319
+1 to ONLY the FUTURE,VELVET and SENSE work orders. Because i either haven't voted for them or changed my mind later.
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Alright, been long enough, let's see.

>Future
Q to Bond with Future: m0e, mxP, q9R, wg/ (Will default wg/'s vote to this because T is gone.)
Sigma to deal with him: B4d
>Siro
Tau to Appease her: B4d
M to Bond with SIrocco: m0e, wg/, q9R, mxP
>Shot
Accounting Department to Extract: q9R
L and X to Extract, with Beta watching over: wg/
F, J, and C to Bond, try to get info out of the Facility and Zeta/"you" (honestly you're not 100% sure but still.) m0e, mxp
Randomly selected Bond/Authority employees to bond, interview Meat: B4d
>Velvet
Employee V to Nurture, feed her and also burn a bag: Unanimous.
>Fortune
Employee Z to Appease: wg/
Admin to Bond with Fortune (Probably the last in person work order you can do this shift): m0e, q9R, mxP
Employee B to Nurture: B4d
>Sense
Y to Bond with Sense: q9R, mxP, m0e, wg/
U and L to Bond with Sense: B4d

Miscs: None that really conflict, mostly because there's not many. I will ask one question since most seem pretty decided on (Shot's might seem a bit messy but 3/5 are "Interview", so I'll boil it down to "F, J, C to Bond, with Beta watching over for extra authority")

Do you wanna feed the stew prepared by Yesterday's Promise to the Critic while she's still here?
>Sure, why not?
>Nah, feed it to someone else (Velvet? Another employee?)
>Nah, keep it in storage for now. No rush to test it.

Mostly because that's the only one with any real disagreements with. I'm writing the others, just wanting to confirm the misc.
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>>5460758
>Sure why not
Make sure she's eating in a containment cell, just in case of course.
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>>5460758
>Nah, keep it in storage.

Let's NOT risk testing weird shit on someone who can tank our rating grade and relationship with other corps, please?
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>>5460771
Nah, she cant do nothing. The sponsorship is already complete. And judging by her reaction to STAR's performance she's hardy as well. Perfect for testing p̶o̶s̶s̶i̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶ definitely anomalous food
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>>5460758
I'm >>5459319 on mobile again
>Do you wanna feed the stew prepared by Yesterday's Promise to the Critic while she's still here?
+1 to >>5460766

>>5460771
She loves to eat. We can go "Hey, we got a weird hat from the resolved chefbot that enables us to cook anomalous food or something? Somehow our employee cooked up this nice stew with that. Do you want to give it a try before you go?" and it'll be OK
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>>5460758
>Sure why not
YUM YUM.
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Update should be in 3-4 hours. If I haven't uploaded something by then, assume I'm dead.
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>>5462126
>10 mins away from 4 hours
Dead again?
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>>5462272
More like "suddenly having to clean after the mess of six dogs". A small hour delay, sorry for the inconvenience.
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>>5462272
>>5462275
Don't be fooled, anon. It's clearly Shot puppeteering Overseer's body! You know what we must do next...feed it meat and cajole it into writing more
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>D, get those burns treated and take a load off. Remember, the beer is free.
“Fucking hell.” Employee D flinches when Employee A puts on some burn ointment on the second degree burn on his head. Several empty bottles of beer litter the floor.

“I know it sucks, Dustin, but it’ll be fine. At least she didn’t convert you into an unthinking puppet!” Arthur laughs. Well, you think it’s a laugh, it’s more like a forced squawk that’s vaguely happy. In the background of the two chattering, the cryopod is opened up.

Vincent is watching like a hawk as the mystery man is being treated by Hirose and Seneca. An empty trauma kit lays on the ground.
>Two trauma kits left, one at 2/3 charges, the other full

Thankfully, your cryopod stopped him from bleeding out ages ago but he’s still pretty fucked up. It gives you bad memories of a certain…previous dismembering instance that happened at the very start of your Administrator position.

[BOUND BY DUTY] The only reason she survived was because of Fortune. It feels unprofessional to say but I almost respect that old box.
[HOPELESS WRECK] DON’T GET TOO COMFORTABLE WITH ANOMALIES. ALWAYS A FUCKING CATCH WITH THEM.
[BOUND BY DUTY] A Quiet Day had no catch. Simplistic yet innocent. Even the death it caused was painless.

Suddenly, the mystery man’s eyes pop open after his bleeding has been (mostly) stopped. He’s around the same height as Art, with short black hair and very pale skin. A chef's uniform clings to him.

“Art? ART!” Employee G2 has to hold back the chef from leaping head first at the newly awakened mystery man. He looks over at the screeching kid with confusion.

“Uh. Who’s Art?” His voice is raspy, rusty. Out of practice. “Where am I? Who are you guys?”

Vincent stops struggling against G2 and slumps. He lets out a sigh. “You’re, uh. At a P-Corp facility.”

“What the FUCK?” He jolts up before doubling over in pain. Turns out missing an arm fucking hurts. “I’m supposed to be in District 6, not District 16!" If P is 16, then 6 is...F? "I'm...where is he? I need to talk to him. A, an apology or something..." He then passes back out.

Hm. Well, you got a good guess on who this man might be now but you rather have him directly say it before jumping to any conclusions.

>Ask if the Food Critic wants to try a second course while she’s here. This time it’s stew.
CONSUME#152: What the hell, why not? Especially if it’s made by some weird anomalous hat.

Kate grabs the pot of stew and carries it over to where the food critic is currently sitting (the employee break room). She's currently enthralled by the R-Corp performance, alongside a handful of your other employees.

The food critic looks up at Kate...and flinches when she makes eye contact with your employee. Kate puts down the pot of stew. "Meal is served. Bonjour." She speaks, in that same monotone voice.

"Please leave." Huh. Why is she shaken up by Kate of all people?
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Kate leaves her be. After calming down, the Critic pops open the pot of blood-red stew. She grabs a fork and spoon before digging into the freshly made stew. "Down the hatch!" She pours a spoonful down her mouth.

"..." She suddenly covers her head before biting down on her tongue, trying to suppress a scream. Black blood oozes from her tongue. "G-god, th-that ma-magician performance. It-it's in my head." Shit, shit! Abort, abort, get her to me-

[HOPELESS WRECK] WE DIDN'T FUCK UP, DIPSHIT. LOOK AT HER CLOSER. LOOK AT HER SOFT SKIN, HER SMOOTH EYES. EVEN HER TONGUE IS REPAIRING.

After a few moments of agony, she eventually starts to groan and scream less and less. Once she calms down, she looks back at the stew and the lights. Her eyes are a bit clearer, more focused. Her skin has more life to it. Her tongue stopped bleeding pretty quickly.

She takes another bite of the stew, still dazed and out of it. "Ok-okay, the pain isn't there. Focus, focus. Uh, the meal's good! Strangely good, pain aside. W-weird lack of aftertaste, though?" She keeps chowing down until about half is left, before pushing it away.

"Full." She simply states. She wipes what stew is still on her mouth while clutching the side of her head, nursing a headache. "Unique, so won't...give bad review."

Kate returns to collect the stew, carrying the pot back to storage.

>ASPECT AND ITEM UPDATE
>Preparation (Creates food with anomalous benefits and drawbacks. Different ingredients and employees/cooks may offer different up and downsides.)
>Bloody Stew (Two uses left. Restores and upgrades the body, but overwhelms the senses. STA+, heals Stamina by one state, but temporally gives Mental Protection-- and Willpower-.)

>Have the mechanics fix C-0RA
"C-0RA. Go to the nice people and have them repair you, okay?" You gently talk to her, trying to avoid any potential freakouts from literally blowing her mind. "Try to not let the others see you."

"S-siR yes S-" She twitches. "S-S.Sir." She slowly stumbles over to your airlocks. They open automatically thanks to S-4M. You lean over to whisper to him.

"Make sure she gets there safely. Guide her, alright?"

"Yes, sir. I kinda feel sorry for her when she's like this." An electronic sigh slips out of the speakers on your console. You check the cameras. C-0RA is slowly heading towards the elevator. She's staring down at a PDA, reading orders given to her by S-4M.

>C-0RA's action will be unavailable until she's repaired. You'll know when she is.

"The hell caused that? Does her searching make noise or something?" You lean back in your chair. You're honestly a bit scared if the mere act of searching annoys those fourth floor weirdos. You hope that the stealth effect Old World Blues has will help when you go down there.

"Who knows for sure? Perhaps Felix's warning was more than just literally staying silent. Perhaps knowledge is a risk?" S-4M's usual happy-go-lucky smile suddenly shifts to a frown. "Keep that in mind when you visit."
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>Employee Q to Bond with Future. Ask him about how Drones fit into the world/his opinions on Drones in general.
Employee Q leaves his office and heads to the containment cell. Seems like he was working on paperwork involving your catalogs and A-Energy count.

Employee Q enters the containment cell.
The knight flinches the moment it notices the drone approach.
Q: Anomaly nicknamed "Future". Here for questioning. Accept?
ANOMALY: I suppose so. What do you want...?
The knight's sentence trails, stopping before it says anything else.
Q: Inquiry: Involves the current visitor, me.
Q: Opinion on: Drones, Drone-Managers, Dr-
The knight slams the sword's hilt on the ground. BANG.
ANOMALY: Cease talking. I got the question.
ANOMALY: How do I feel about Drones?
The knight takes in a deep breath. And out.
Calm down. Do not let your worse self come back.
ANOMALY: That is irrelevant. I am here to protect. If that requires protecting Drones, so be it.
ANOMALY: That is the will of the Father and the one who guided me to a better self.
Q: Question: Being avoided. Question: Hasn't been answered.
Q: Repeat: Opinion on Drones?
ANOMALY: I told you my answer. I need to protect, so I shall.
ANOMALY: Even if it's something that the Lord did not create. Even if it's-
The knight twitches. Something starts to grow out of his back.
It looks like a wooden cross.
ANOMALY: A corporate mockery of what a man should be. Even if it is man playing God.
ANOMALY: EVEN IF SUCH THINGS DEFY THE WILL OF THE FATHER HIMSELF!
The knight grips his blade and approaches Employee Q.
Employee Q raises his hands, backpedaling away.
Q: Calm down. Repeat, calm down.
Q: Assault will lead to various penalties. Both for you and the others.
The patch of wood growing on his back keeps expanding.
ANOMALY: EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT A CHILD OF THE LORD. EVEN IF YOU...EVEN IF...
The knight raises his blade up, preparing to strike.
Employee Q raises his hands to protect himself.
Q: Strike me down if you must. I did my order.
The knight stops. It looks at the camera where you're watching from.
Stop. For the sake of a brighter world. To move on.
ANOMALY: I. I don't know what. came over me.
The knight steps back to where he was previously standing.
The wood slowly retreats back into him until his armor is back to normal.
ANOMALY: This was shameful on my end. I apologize.
ANOMALY: Old habits dating thousands of years back are. hard to break.
Q: Leaving: Recommended?
ANOMALY: Yes. Do not. Do not return. Not for a while. I need to clear my head.
Q: Understood. Sorry for: Current emotional d-
ANOMALY: Leave. I need to control myself and you are not helping.
Employee Q quickly nods his faceless head and ducks out of the containment cell.

Interesting response, even if it's not the one you wanted. Better to know than to not though.
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>Employee M to Bond with Sirocco. Say what you think a child needs to hear if they're ever to leave the nest.
"Not the first time I had to." Monifa wistfully laughs to nobody in particular. She wipes a tear from her head before heading to the cell.

Employee M enters the cell with the appropriate protective equipment.
Mommy? N-no, calm down, she can't always...
The storm quickly closes the distance when it spots the new visitor.
ANOMALY: Mom! Oh, uh, new mom! Monifa! Monny!
M: Woah, woah, calm down there. Sorry that I haven't visited in a while.
M: Work stuff, you know? Dangerous stuff.
ANOMALY: Yeah...I know. I-I heard. Down below.
ANOMALY: W-what do you wanna do? Stuff's been so confusing. So big, so complex!
M: I bet it was simpler when you were with your parents, wasn't it? Like your dad.
ANOMALY: Mmh! They said it was too dangerous to stay in the city. Had to hide, had to run, had to..
ANOMALY: Stay hidden. Not go outside. Dangerous. Cowboys, anonm...something. Storms. W-waste?
M: I bet Mr. Carceri had his reasons.
This causes the anomaly to stop dead in its tracks. It was as if time itself froze for a moment, just for her.
God damnit it, hide already! I can't let you see them. Not like this!
Why couldn't you just stay inside? I told you those storms were dangerous! Now you're...this"
Do you see WHY we have to hide? The world will only harm you!
Employee M places her hand on part of the storm, gently stroking the sand that passed by her fingers.
M: It's tough, isn't it? Being a kid. Wanting to grow up. Wanting to do things an adult does.
M: But the world outside blows. Most of us here hate every moment we have to brave the cold or work our jobs.
M: Do you know why we do it, though?
ANOMALY: ...I think I know why. It...it hurts to think in such big gi- adult. Adult terms. T-tearing at my head.
M: There's safety here. You have food, playmates, paintings, toys.
M: Trust me. I was once like you. Scared of the world, listening to every fear my parents had. Trying to keep ME safe.
M: But you eventually have to move on. Even if the world sucks, even if it's so much easier to stay...
ANOMALY: ...Is it truly living? Or am I just mooching off all of you?
If it wasn't for me, you would be dead or experimented on! Stay inside!
And I don't want to hear any backtalk! My house, my rules!
ANOMALY: Dad just wanted to keep me safe. I know why. I can't...blame him?
ANOMALY: But with him, and th-those cowboys, and now here...I've been trapped for so long.
ANOMALY: T-trapped in a desert. Trapped in cubes. Trapped in my brain. Trapped in this storm...
M: We'll be here for you. When you make your choice.
The storm holds back a sob.
ANOMALY: T-thank you. Thank you for e-everything you've done for me.
The storm's voice wobbles as it drifts back to the corner of the room.
ANOMALY: I need time to t-think.
Employee M nods before leaving the cell.
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>F, J, C to Bond with Shot, with Beta for extra authority. Try to personally interview the meatlady

The three siblings are escorted to the army with Beta's help.
Various damaged meatmen are being patched up by other meatmen.
C: H-hey! A-attention, please! We want to talk!
J: The sooner you answer our questions, the sooner we leave you be.
F: Please be reasonable.
Several of the meat soldiers turn around. The advisor from before approaches.
ADVI: Yes? What is your business? We are busy recovering our lost soldiers.
C: We're here for a certain lady. A certain loud one, maybe?
ADVI: Ah. Yes. Her.
ADVI: HEY! THEY WANT YOU! COME OVER HERE ALREADY!
The horde shuffles away as a familiar woman approaches.
LADY: Yeah? What do you need?
J: Come with us. We need to talk to you. Away from the others.
LADY: I. I suppose if the general is busy, sure.
F: Follow.
The horde of meat soldiers watch warily as the lady is taken away from them.
ETF-β steps in to distract them.
β: While the facility was attacked by those filthy rangers, I'm glad you were so brave as to fight-
The three stop once they're around the corner.
J: Look. Let's cut to the chase, alright?
F: What do you know about the facility and Zeta?
LADY: Oh? That's all this is about? Uh, sure, not like the others like me.
LADY: So, Zeta. He was a hard worker. Really hard, he worked himself to the bone at basically everything.
LADY: But no matter how hard things became, he kept pushing forward. Even if he broke under the pressure.
LADY: It's hard to describe. I think he was trying to make up for something. Sacrificing himself for our sake.
J: Anything a bit more specific? We're on a time crunch, miss.
LADY: He always went down to the ninth floor to do something.
LADY: The Administrator always liked putting the dangerous stuff lower. And she put less and less effort in as well.
LADY: Even then, he kept going there. To spare us from something? To forget?
LADY: But there was never an anomaly there.
C: We have been seeing a lot of damage. H-how bad does it get?
F: I rather keep the death total to one important person.
LADY: She stopped caring after the fifth. She actively tried to get us killed after the eighth.
LADY: I know the boss was told to protect the facility by her but I don't know why. She never cared for protecting people.
J: Why not? The current one has been doing so and it has worked.
LADY: I dunno. QUOTA was all she cared for. Many died to satisfy it.
F: And so she did THAT with them?
The lady looks at the distracted horde.
LADY: I know he talks a lot but I don't think he understands anything he says. He only knows what she wan-
I don't need any help. Not from P-Corp, not from any other Corp.
I have all I need here. To fight to the bitter end.
Suddenly, the meat lady jolts. She swiftly leaves to go back to the horde.
C: Darn! We're out of time!
F: We can always return later. Retreat for now.
J: Didn't the 9th floor have something?
They exit.
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>Employee V to Nurture with Velvet. Try feeding her a classy meal and some wine. Burn a bag while you're there.
Employee V heads over to storage after muttering something to the unconscious but alive mystery man. He grabs some of the fancy food acquired with her and the bag with the man inside it.

Employee V wheezes from the weight of the robe, bag, and meal he's carrying or dragging
The anomaly barely pays attention to the poor chef's woes.
He drops the bag before taking a deep breath in. Before realizing how hot the air is.
He covers his mouth to hide his violent coughing fit.
V: Miss. I am here. To give you a meal.
ANOMALY: Speak up. I can't hear such you if you keep mumbling.
V: Meal. For you. Highest quality!
The anomaly looks at what he's carrying. It scoffs but gestures him to come closer.
He does so while trying to discreetly hide the bag from her line of sight.
ANOMALY: Sweets and wine. Not really much of a meal but for a peasant like you, it will do.
Sweets...hard to imagine I used to find them so extravagant.
Employee V pours a glass of wine as he opens up the sweets box.
The wine already starts to bubble when she grabs it. A cake is set down for her to eat.
V: Please enjoy your snack, miss. I am sorry I could not bake something more befitting.
ANOMALY: Disappointing but I'll tolerate it. You're much nicer than the other one.
V: Who? The previous visitor?
ANOMALY: Yes, quite. His charm was half-hearted and he smelled familiar. A mud noser, sickening.
ANOMALY: Hopefully he will learn to be more respectful.
V: Of course, madam. I do apologize.
The lady cracks a smile at the young chef.
ANOMALY: Oh, it's not your fault. Perhaps if you come here again, I'll give you a gift.
The bag next to her is catching on fire as before.
V: Thank you, that would be most-
ANOMALY: What's that horrid smell?
Employee V jolts as he slowly moves over to block the burning bag from Velvet's sight.
V: Nothing, miss. Nothing at all.
ANOMALY: It's quite disrespectful to try eating a meal when that horrid scent is in the air.
Employee V sniffs the air and covers his mouth and nose.
He whispers to himself.
V: Burning meat...
ANOMALY: It smells familiar too. It smells like...
The anomaly stops speaking. An unsettling look cracks onto her face.
There. Don't mind the smell, the smell of those bastards cooking is always the worst.
V: S-sorry, miss! I-I do apologize, I, uh...I ma-may have forgotten to wash up!
Employee V desperately tries to hold back his vomit as he sees the charred remains of the bag man
The anomaly keeps staring at him as her flames grow hotter.
Employee V can hardly stay conscious in the boiling hot cell
ANOMALY: ...
ANOMALY: Go wash yourself up, peasant. Be glad your meal is acceptable.
Employee V nods before getting out of the cell as soon as humanly possible.

Once he's out, heat exhaustion and seeing the body burn get to him. He falls to the ground, out of it.
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>Administrator to Bond with Fortune. Talk about it being our first anomaly and a cool way to initiate new employees. Thank him for being cool so far. However, address his bullshit.

Anything to get your mind off what that lady said. She was so god damn familiar but there's nothing in your head. No name, no nothing.

"I'm working." You spit out, tar landing on your console. S-4M has learnt not to bother denying you but it's clear he's still worried.
"If you say so. You're going to burn yourself out, sir."

You don't answer. You stand up and exit your office. Your body is sore all over and your mouth burns but this is important. You eventually get to the cell and step into it.

There it is. The old fortune teller box. One of the first two anomalies you ever got. It feels like you've known this thing for a year.

[BOUND BY DUTY] It has been a trusted ally. A source of knowledge, good luck, and fortune.
[HOPELESS WRECK] IT HAS ALSO PLAYED AND FUCKED WITH US WITH OMINOUS BULLSHIT AND NUMBERS.
[HOPELESS WRECK] AND THIS STARS STUFF? IT WANTS US DEAD. I FUCKING KNOW IT.
[BOUND BY DUTY] Does it? When has it actively told us to do something fatal?

"Fortune. I know you're listening. I'm not sure how since you're just a box but hey!" You chuckle to yourself. "So. First, I gotta thank you. You're one of the more useful anomalies I've had. But listen here."

"I listen to your ominous stuff because it has helped me. I can just as freely tell you to fuck off and stop listening to you. Humans have free will regardless of your 'fate' shit. In fact, you have choices too."

"What the hell was up with messing around with Velvet? Or making us unable to burn the bags all at once? I doubt it was fate's will to do that. I bet you decided to do that." You take in a deep breath. God, you've been talking to a fucking rectangle like it was an actual living thing. What is wrong with you?

Several pieces of paper is spat out. You don't even wait for it to flutter over to you, you grab it out of the air and read it.

"Do you? Did you choose to forget? Did you choose to be an Administrator? Did you choose to rot?"
"Humans may have free will in a literal sense. But they always strive to give that to other powers."
"Your employees to your authority. The anomalies to their trauma or desires. You to forces you will never understand."
I must be right. I must be the prophet of Fate. Aren't I?

"I can't speak for anomalies but my employees CHOOSE to listen. I didn't want to be like this, but I can choose how to continue. Look. I liked you when you were just giving me numbers to obsess over and being a cute introduction for employees. But I am still the one in control. I always was."

"So look. I want to like you. So let's play nice for how little time you have left here. Ok?"

One last slip of paper flutters over to you as you turn around to leave. You grab it.
"We will see."

"I hope YOU make the right choice." You shake your head as you head back to your office.
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>Employee Y to Bond with Sense. Inform the anomaly of a job well done and our success at securing a profitable timeslot for the submitted recording
Last work of this hour. Employee Y looks at his PDA. He stops massaging the critic's shoulders and politely apologizes before heading to the cell.

The TV is currently turned off.
Employee Y sighs with relief. He cracks his fingers and approaches with a new vigor.
Y: Feeling lucky today. This should be a good one.
Y: Remember me, TV? Sorry if I didn't say much last time we talked. The boss is an attention hog, amirite?
A faint laugh track plays in the containment cell.
Y: Look. You did a good job. We might not be on the best terms, what with your lust for violence Y: And us not wanting to, you know, die.
Y: You did a good job, though. Hell, your footage is even on T-
The TV instantly turns itself on before Employee Y has time to react.
NEW RECORD? NEW RECORD?! TUNE IN, TUNE IN, TUNE IN, TUNE IN
The TV eventually settles on a news station anchor playing the footage you sent.
ANOMALY: "Well, tonight we've gotten a recent recording of an R-Company invasion on a P-Company facility."
ANOMALY: "Several anomalies have been noted to willingly fight alongside the human employees."
ANOMALY: "Bizarre, isn't it? This seems to be the new practice of P-Corp Sector Alpha-1. How do you feel, Roxanne?"
It cuts to a news reporter who looks remarkably like Ranger Zero.
Y: Huh. That's not right, that IS just that Ranger girl's f-
A hiss of static bursts the moment Yovani talks
He holds up his hands in mock surrender. The static stops.
ANOMALY: "I don't particularly agree with this practice and R-Company had the right to invade them over it."
ANOMALY: "But it is clear they were successful because of it. Especially that handsome host they had!"
It cuts back to the other news anchor.
ANOMALY: "Indeed, he truly is a handsome host. Now, if anyone in the audience wants to call in?"
Employee Y takes the hint and picks up the phone to talk "properly"
Y: It truly was a good job. I believe without the assistance of that host, we would've lost.
Y: Even if there were some...creative differences between us.
ANOMALY: "Perhaps. All that matters is ratings. Whatever it takes for them to set a brand new record."
ANOMALY: "Thank you for calling, whats-your-face! And have a good night, everyone!"
The TV cuts off, leaving nothing but a dark and empty screen.
Y: Curious, curious. Well, enjoy the afterglow. I think we're done talking here.
There's no further response. Employee Y takes the hint and leaves the cell.

...Did you just watch the TV toot its own horns? You're not sure whether to respect the ego or to fucking hate it. Both?
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The Work Order for A Hope for a Brighter Future has been completed.
The Work Result was Bad.
Abstraction Energy Count: +6/∞
Employee Morale: Hard Working --> Neutral
Current Anomaly Mood: Unsteady
Working Notes - Q
-It appears some bad habits may still linger in it.
-Androids or Drones: Be careful if using. Reaction to: Better than previous form. Which is not a lot.
-Don't worry. I am fine. I am replaceable. Just fish my implant out if I die.

The Work Order for Sirocco has been completed.
The Work Result was Good.
Abstraction Energy Count: +4 (4/15)
Employee Morale: Calm
Current Anomaly Mood: Relaxing
Working Notes - M
-It's nice seeing her again. It's also nice to see she was fine without me.
-Sorry if you didn't want me to bring him up. Thought it might've offered more info.
-She sounds older. She sounds more like my daughter now.

The Work Order for Til the Last Shot has been completed.
The Work Result was Neutral
Abstraction Energy Count: +5/∞
Employee Morale: Apathetic (F), Neutral (J), Antsy (C)
Current Anomaly Mood: Ready to Serve
Employee Trait Revealed:
Employee F - Stern (Subdue+, Presence+, Energy Collection+)
Working Notes - F
-She's probably the only one who'll speak without a filter. But the eyes have walls.
-To learn more, we might need to distract him more. You know what this means.
-Mind if we talk later, ol chum? What she said was very, VERY interesting.

Working Notes - C
-W-weird appearance aside, she seemed nice! It's kinda weird imagining she's just one of...a hivemind.
-That timing was weird. Really weird. I think he figured something was up.
-Only a few meatmen aren't recovering. Weird green liquid is in their wounds.

Working Notes - J
-Boss, whoever that Zeta guy is, she really looked up to. Maybe even had a crush on. Heh.
-They seem to have distinct personalities when he's not controlling them. But when he's in control, they don't even seem human anymore.
-Thinking about that is making me feel weird. A boss who sees her employees as subhumans.

(1/2 for work order results, just feels easy to separate them into two chunks. Symmetric.)
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The Work Order for Fire on the Velvet Horizon has been completed.
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +5 (5/15)
Employee Morale: Worried Sick --> Sick
Current Anomaly Mood: Content.
Working Notes - V
-God, thank god D knocked that guy out. I hate the smell of burning meat.
-I don't care how brown my nose is. It helped Art, it helped her.
-Is she trying a bit hard or is it just me?

The Work Order for Fortune for a Price has been completed.
The Work Result was Neutral
Abstraction Energy Count: +3/∞
Employee Morale: N/A
Current Anomaly Mood: ???
Mental notes:
-Hopefully that put it in its place. Feels nice doing so. Guess it was more Subdue and Bond?
-Motherfucker better bring back Talon. I've had a good streak of no deaths, damnit!
-Note to self, never trust inanimate anomalies shaped like boxes.

The Work Order for Chattering Lack of Common Sense has been completed.
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +7/∞
Employee Morale: Amused
Current Anomaly Mood: PRIMETIME!!!
Working Notes - Y
-Pffft. I'm sorry but I can't even take what happened that seriously. It went from trying to burn us to this?
-Holy shit that energy amount is high. Is it normally that high for this anomaly?
-I wonder what's up with that 'new record' thing it keeps saying? Is it just a weird tick? Never got it.

Before you start planning your next work orders, you notice that the DETECTIVE android is standing up straight. Black tar oozes out of various parts of the robot's chassis but it doesn't seem to be harming it.

"REFORMATING...PARTIAL SUCCESS. NOTHING IS WRONG. I HATE YOU. FULL DECOMPILE: NEXT HOUR."
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Hour 7, Shift 8
QUOTA: 0/51 C-Extract Refined
Optional QUOTA: 4.5/3 Stardust Vials
A-Energy: 252 units, 0/hour
ICP: 8
C-Extract: 5

SPONSORSHIPS:
>U-Company: Perform two Crosstests and let your Inspector tinker with two of your PARADIGMS. 1 shift left, 2/2 Crosstests done! Available PARADIGMS: TAS, AFYN, Yesterday's Promise
>Q-Company: Cope with an increased quota of 11 more C-Extract. 1 shift left.
>R-Company: Prepare and repel the incoming Invasion from R-Corp. Survived and Completed! Extra rewards will be given at end of shift.
>H-Company: Burn the bags. 1 remaining.
>F-Company: Give the Harvester a lovely dining experience. Completed!

INTERACTIONS [1 Hour Each]:

LIVING
>Anomalies: A Hope for a Brighter Future, Sirocco, Star of the Century, Til the Last Shot, Fire on the Velvet Horizon
>Assign Employee (What work type? Any specific instructions? To which anomaly? etc etc)

INANIMATE
>Anomalies: Fortune for a Price, Chattering Lack of Common Sense
>Assign Employee (Same as Living)

MISC
>Facility: REFINEMENT ROOM, Explore the Fourth Floor (Unknown. Felix said to "be quiet" on it. Caused C-0RA damage when searched in.), Unleash the Beast (On cooldown)
>S-4M: Anomaly Analyzation (Done analyzing Future and Sirocco!), Control Spike (N/A)
Working Notes - S-4M
-The two will always work pretty well. One's innocent and sinless, the other is a knight who protects the sinless.
-Sirocco looks up to him. Almost like a more respectable father. She'll listen to whatever he says.
-If you need to keep Future from feeling like he's not doing anything, she's a good crosstest.
-I noted a small chance of ICP possibly being generated when they work. Not sure if other crosstests will do that.
>C-ORA: Search Protocol (N/A)
>Assign Employee (To do what? Any specific instructions?)

EQUIPMENT and PARADIGMS:
https://pastebin.com/6EUpvCyT

CONSOLE COMMANDS
>View cameras in which rooms? (Write in)
>Broadcast an announcement over the intercom system (Write in)
>Manage Employee roster and Departments. (Write in)
>Edit anomaly dossiers and logs (Write in)
>Message an Employee PDA. (Write in)
>Call an Employee in (Who?)
>Contact a Company via Fax (Who? About what? QM will tell you how much it'll cost.)
>Leave the office.
>End the workday (Enters Downtime/Upgrade phase)

(Partially updated Employee Listings, updated Equipment and PARADIGMs.)
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>You to forces you will never understand
Its so Fucking over, the machine knows we control admin

Also anons there is NOTHING in floor 9. Bros its just like old times when we forced ourself to look at the NOTHING which was there. This whole 9th level biz is just a NOTHINGburger
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Oh, also updated the anomaly information to include the containment classes/risk level updates and some special procedures.

>>5462420
Ha. I wouldn't think too meta with what Fortune says, not my intentions. It is funny how well it lines up, though.
I like meta when done right but I avoid doing it since improperly done meta can absolutely ruin stuff or is just a cheap trick for spoops/laughs.
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>>5462319
>Dustin
We got a name, finally!
>Arthur laughs
Downside, we accidentally(?) had him get converted way on Day 1. Upside, now he's free AND has a cool halo AND permanent low-level superpowers
>Two trauma kits left
We need to BUY MORE!!!
>previous dismembering
Boy am I glad we JUST SO HAPPENED to have a spare robot arm
>where is he? I need to talk to him. A, an apology or something
I wonder how he'll take to being so mad/obsessed that he became a cooking machine, literally. At least we have Gamma who can catch him up on news since he Distorted, and about his old restaurant. It'll fuck him up how his first act on becoming a cyborg from obsession was to kill and cook his former coworker.
>Vincent stops struggling
I like how V/Vincent's character arc went from a scared and hesitant weakling training cook, to being hardened and almost robotic to emulate his teacher Art of Flesh, to bonding with RBA alongside Delta up through RBA's death, to being a mix of all of his development to now with the resolution of Art of Flesh back to the man he used to be and the man he was underneath it all. The same thing that happened to A/Arthur when Reminder became Future also happened to V/Vincent, sort of. So cool.
>shaken up by Kate
???

>>5462324
>Strangely good, pain aside
>weird lack of aftertaste
This supposed to be indicative of K/Kate herself?
>employees/cooks may offer different up and downsides
Yup, it has to do with Kate.
>Restores and upgrades the body, but overwhelms the senses
Definitely an interesting character
>literally blowing her mind
We got doing it literally out of the way this early? Nice. When will we blow her mind metaphorically? :^)
>knowledge is a risk
How are we supposed to fight them if knowing about them aggros them? And how are the mystery monsters not infighting on the fourth floor if they're all stuck down there together and constantly proccing each other's triggers? We need to send the camera bot down there, with night vision mode, and with as much noise cancellation as possible.

>>5462330
>wooden cross
Oh no
>corporate mockery of what a man should be
>SUCH THINGS DEFY THE WILL OF THE FATHER
>NOT A CHILD OF THE LORD
Damn religious indoctrination
>Strike me down if you must. I did my order.
We made the right choice promoting Q, holy shit
>Old habits dating thousands of years
That sucks. How are we going to help him with that? Should we even do so?
>Better to know than to not though
Note in the files: do NOT send any drones or androids to Future for works. Do NOT have any of them nearby when the anomaly is outside containment, even in a battle scenario where he might slip up and target them out of habit
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>>5462416
I propose we begin refinement already. Our anomalies are overloaded and our staff needs time to recover.
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>>5462336
>all that anomaly text
Overprotective dads are rather uncommon compared to overprotective moms. He does have a point, kinda, knowing how shit The City is as a setting- but that doesn't excuse being a bad parent, does it?
>this entire work
We did the right thing making M/Monifa the HoS of our facility. This specific subject matter hits real hard to a lot of people irl, I expect. Kudos
>time to t-think
Let's skip Siro on the next hour's work orders, yeah?

>>5462341
>three siblings
I'm glad we finally got them all doing a work together, after all this time
>worked himself to the bone at basically everything
>kept pushing forward
>trying to make up for something
>Sacrificing himself for our sake
Pic related
>dangerous stuff lower
Naturally
>never an anomaly there
The Nothing There
>stopped caring
>actively tried to get us killed
>never cared for protecting people
>QUOTA was all she cared for
>don't think he understands anything he says. He only knows what she wan-
THERE IT IS
THE BREAKTHROUGH

>>5462358
>wheezes from the weight
We have the facility gym right there man
>used to find them so extravagant
Velvet has a definite sweet tooth, okay
>give you a gift
Not immediately, not with that heat on
>smell of those bastards cooking
Must be the molotov-throwing commie rebel fuck she was with, only to be abused by him eventually?
>out of it
One more for medbay, great

>>5462369
>nothing in your head
Uh huh
>known this thing for a year.
>THREAD 1 08/13/21(Fri)
Oh yeah, congrats on a year of running this! Even though its more like half a year with you taking the other half on a burnout hiatus, but that's understandable
>anomalies to their trauma or desires
What is Fortune's then?
>Aren't I?
There's doubt right there. That's our in to the truth.
>this entire work
Very nice

>>5462378
>Employee Y
I want to send different employees to different anomalies to do different works eventually. More paired-up works with two or three employees doing a work together. More Extraction work on things that we might think we couldn't do it with, like Sense. We keep sending in Y/Yovani and S2/Spamton to Sense because they're good with it thematically, but even then it gets boring, no?
>cracks his fingers
How does a robot do that? Very carefully?
>Feeling lucky today
Fortune? The numbers? Mason?
>Roxanne
Is that Zero's real name? We should ask and confirm if that's legit, or if it is Sense coming up with a placeholder name
>without the assistance of that host, we would've lost
That fire helped us blow the dynamite bitch easier than otherwise
>All that matters is ratings. Whatever it takes for them to set a brand new record
How does this relate to CHANGE THE CHANNEL/TUNE IN/NEW SPECIAL?
>watch the TV toot its own horns
He deserves it after helping us like that
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>>5462390
>Unsteady
How can we remedy this now? Just leave him be?
>bad habits
Literally, unironically, two (2) whole days since he became Future. Rome wasn't built in a day, or so it is said. It is to be expected
>fish my implant out if I die
Goddamn Q is so fucking cool. I want to get Talon back already so we can lock them in one of the empty closets together. Speaking of which, what did we use that one office space room from way back when? We looted office cubicle materials and paperwork and other shit from it before, no? Is it still there empty/dilapidated, or can we renovate it for whatever, if not already done so?
>nice seeing her again
Rotating people in works would be nice, like I said
>Sorry if you didn't want me to bring him up
We wanted to do so too, but we forgot to mention it. Good call on her part to do it anyway
>older
Getting there. Soon...
>Employee F - Stern (Subdue+, Presence+, Energy Collection+)
Finally, another trait reveal for our bro
>what this means
Won't have to if we resolve Shot, but then we might lose access to the meatlady if she dies for good from it
>talk later, ol chum
After the workday ends, yeah?
>Weird green liquid
Anti-anomaly rounds still doing their work. Future recovered, Star is recovering, but Shot's meatmen aren't? Or is it slower for them, being minions/puppets of the real anomaly?
>a crush
We can't fuck the meatlady, we'll get super-AIDS
>boss who sees her employees as subhumans
Ties in to all the other info we got from Shot and about the former bitch Admin. This can help us resolve him along with the other tidbits

>>5462409
>Sick
Just needs to lay down for a bit and get a drink for that acid vomit throat
>It helped Art, it helped her
Very cool
>trying a bit hard
Forcing herself to keep up the appearance and composure of a rich noble lady even after all this time
>Mental notes
Hey it's us!
>Subdue and Bond
Very interesting mix
>Motherfucker better bring back Talon
YEAH
>good streak of no deaths, damnit!
YEAH!!!
>never trust inanimate anomalies shaped like boxes
Pic related
>normally that high
That +7 is huge from Sense
>NOTHING IS WRONG. I HATE YOU
Oh no
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>>5462457
Not without burning that last bag, buddy.
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>>5462481
Damn, I thought that was the last one.
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>>5462489
>H-Company: Burn the bags. 1 remaining.
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>>5462416
Living
>U, Sigma, Bond with Future, just be a comforting presence until he feels like speaking
>V, after showing and resting, Nurture Siro for bedtime, equip Siro’s sandcoat for the duration
>Sweet dreams, Star
>A, E, S, when you’re done with the healing the humans, assist healing the Meatmen, get some samples of that wired goo, M is to ensure Shot remains compliant and follows orders
>R, X, Bond with Velvet. X goes in with the last bag, after it’s burned, he comes out and R comes in to calm her down
Inanimate
>Alpha, feel free to spend some time with Fortune
I know Alpha like Fortune, so I’ll give him the freedom to choose his own work order
>H, Bond Sense, relive the glory days
Misc
>F, feel free to come in whenever you feel like
>Admin, go down to the Detective personally for his report
>After the report, watch the Ranger show personally, and converse with the Critic
>C, test out TP
>M, decide which D-Class gets refinement duties as punishment
As much as I’d like to keep them alive and in good condition, we unfortunately need people to do the dangerous jobs. We should also allow the Fascinated employee to visit Sense.

We should personally thank the Ranger troupe for the service and performance, and the Critic for her patronage, next hour, when we decide on the amount to Refine and end the Shift immediately after. I want to end this day on a good note, for both the employees, anomalies, and our visitors. Except Zero, I got something special I want her to chew on afterwards.
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Also
>anons voting to send a done in to a drone hating anomaly when he’s primed for a Holy Duel
Just… come on. Now the Holy Duel opportunity is wasted yo.
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Also, Null is being taken care of, right? I automatically assumed she’d go the the med bay to get healed up, I just want to be sure.
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>>5459083
>No Moby Dick yet
Don’t we still have that Whale stuffed toy?

>>5459100
>Did Sense also take damage back when we killed Neon Slasher?
Nope
>What do you guys think?
I think it gives us insight into our anomalies, even if it’s distorted. Or perhaps maybe an honest portrayal of two conflicting desires? Sense likes conflict.

>>5462432
>It'll fuck him up how his first act on becoming a cyborg from obsession was to kill and cook his former coworker.
I think it was less cook and more incorporated. Adam was probably the robot btw, obsessed with perfection.
>shaken up by Kate
Clearly we require more information.
>When will we blow her mind metaphorically? :^)
When we commit actions that reminder her of her fanfics ;^)
>forth floor
Clearly the anomalies have carved out different territory out there. We need a passive sensory information. Not actively seek out knowledge, but to find knowledge on the periphery. We can probably get Shot to spread his meat down there after we scrape some off, along with Sense’s safari.
>Oh no
Yep
>We made the right choice promoting Q, holy shit
And then we sent him in to deal with a duel-primed robot-hating anomaly.
>How are we going to help him with that? Should we even do so?
Slowly, and with patience and understanding. Also, no more robots.

>>5462458
>but that doesn't excuse being a bad parent, does it?
He wasn’t a bad parent, just a very worried parent. My bet? A corp either experimented on his girls, or she suffered an strange accident/birth defect that made her more susceptible to becoming an anomaly with certain stimuli. Clearly the storm charged her, but he was worried we’ll before then anyway.
>Let's skip Siro on the next hour's work orders, yeah?
Feed her one last meal I say.
>I'm glad we finally got them all doing a work together, after all this time
Ye, they’re like the three brothers in the other quest.
>THERE IT IS
>THE BREAKTHROUGH
Yep. Meatgirl is best meat.
>year
Congrats on the year Overseer!
>What is Fortune's then?
One beholden to knowing truth, of predicting the future, and to being listened to and followed. One that desires to being right, and is traumatized by being wrong.
>I want to send different employees to different anomalies to do different works eventually.
Ye, but it good to fully develop a relationship between certain employees and anomalies.
>Is that Zero's real name? We should ask
I bet it’s real. We should use it when we’re scolding Zero.
>How does this relate to CHANGE THE CHANNEL/TUNE IN/NEW SPECIAL?
Better ratings, happier anomaly. Need more information as to certain effect.

>>5462477
>How can we remedy this now?
U and Sigma Bond.
>Q/T
Lol. Just imagine them working on Sense and him picking up on the romance? Q would be so embarrassed.
>resolving Shot
Got a theory on that, but I’ll wait to reveal it.
>Anti-anomaly rounds
Need to fix that pronto.
>meatlady
Nah, Shot won’t infect us. I’m honestly more worried for the meatlady desu.
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>>5462848
Hmmmm
+1 to all but FUTURE. since i was late to post work orders i wont try to get most of my unique work orders off the ground since they rarely get of the of the ground if i didn't bring em up early.

Anyways for FUTURE i want Sigma to duel FUTURE to get his mind of the drone thing, why this instead of the U and Sigma Bond order? Because we barely got any use out of the DUEL work order, better start using it now i guess.

Also just in case QM makes this a vote, i explicitly support going down to the Detective.
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>>5463039
>they rarely get of the of the ground if i didn't bring em up early.
I feel ya mate.
I’m willing to leave it up to Future if he either wants to Bond or Duel with just Sigma if you want?
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>>5463101
>I’m willing to leave it up to Future if he either wants to Bond or Duel with just Sigma if you want?
Sounds good to me, hopefully QM reads this bit thus Sigma actually asks if he wants to duel during the work order
>I feel ya mate.
i guess thanks for the sympathy anon. May all our of weird work order ideas someday see the light.
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>>5462416
LIVING
>Future
ETF-Sigma to Bond/Duel with Future. Sigma should leave it up to Future to decide which one he wants to do
>Sirocco
X with Y
>Star
Sleepy times, no works
>Shot
A/Arthur, E/Emily, and S/Seneca to Nurture with Shot, M/Monifa acting as the authority. When A, E, and S are done helping in medbay for the time being, they are to go help the meatmen get better, and get samples of the green-wounded areas while they're at it. M is to ensure Shot remains compliant and follows orders.
>Velvet
R/Roxy and X/??? to Bond with Velvet. X goes in with the last bag. After it’s burned, he comes out and R goes in to calm her down.

INANIMATE
>Fortune
ETF-Alpha to (choose your own work order) with Fortune.
>Sense
H/Hirose to Bond with Sense. Relive the glory days a little.

MISC
>F/Felix can stop by whenever they feel like
>Admin, go down to the Detective personally for his report
>After the report, watch the Ranger show personally, and converse with the Critic.
>C/Celanine, test out Yesterday's Promise
>M/Monifa, decide which D-Class gets refinement duties as punishment for the rioting
That's all I got too
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>>5462862
Hey, I liked that interaction exposing Future as still having a ways to go. We also got a cool Q moment out of it.

>>5462866
I assume so as well. Her injuries shouldn't be as bad as the others. We desperately need more trauma kits by the way, as well as more medical supplies. Rotating people out of medbay duty should also be good, we have had E and S in there basically every day now

>>5462899
>Whale
We do still have the whale, yes.
>Nope
So it must be anti-anomaly rounds transferring damage to Sense through Sulfurous Host
>distorted insight
Interesting if true. Sense might be more useful than initially thought
>Adam
Wrong, Adam is the lazy coworker who didn't give a fuck. Bene is the easygoing cool cook that became obsessed over time.
>more information
We can ask it when we go talk with the Critic, no? We should totally do that then, and I hope QM adds that in to the post
>commit actions
Not those fanfic ones, surely
>get Shot to spread
Having him send a couple meatmen down there would be interesting under the premise of "there's shitty anomalies loose on the fourth floor of OUR facility right now! we need YOUR help to go kick ass!" but that might give him an in to press a bargain on us. I want to send the camera drone first, but that should be for tomorrow's misc operations
>robot-hating
Drones are not robots, come on
>no more robots
Yeah yeah, I get it
>the storm
She said she's "trapped" inside it. Maybe merged with it somehow. I do wonder what truly happened with her dad and the Corps, but I guess we'll never know. Once she's resolved it will not matter anyway
>last meal
Don't make growing up sound so grim
>Meatgirl
No, I mean the shit she said is our in to resolving Shot
>traumatized by being wrong
They left the machine to rot in an abandoned arcade somewhere, didn't they? Why?
>develop a relationship
Don't get too attached even when performing Attachment/Bond work
>scolding
Agreed, but it'll put us in a bad spot if we use the name and it doesn't end up hers. A fumble.
>Better ratings
Is CHANGE THE CHANNEL or NEW SPECIAL the one where we convince it sex and violence doesn't always get better ratings?
>imagine them working on Sense
I want to do that later, when we get Talon back.
>wait to reveal it
Okay
>fix that pronto
Agreed
>won't infect us
What makes you so sure his logic won't be "if I infect the Admin, I become the new Admin!" and surprise gank us with his goons if we're on his floor? Do you think the next time Shot is preoccupied like this, we should go personally talk to the meatlady and clear the air?
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>>5462416
Add these to the MISC
>Tell M/Monifa she made the right call to bring up Sirocco's dad's name during the work order.
>When the Critic is chatted with, bring up her reaction to K/Kate. Why bothered so much? What's going on there?
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>>5463114
>May all our of weird work order ideas someday see the light.
Amen

>>5463151
>Wrong, Adam is the lazy coworker who didn't give a fuck. Bene is the easygoing cool cook that became obsessed over time.
There were three voices in Art, right?
>Not those fanfic ones, surely
Only hints (or actions that can be interpreted as hints with enough imagination)
>Having him send a couple meatmen down there would be interesting
No, I mean the actual Creepmeat that Shot coats his cell with. If the walls have ears, then they’ll be mighty useful down below.
>Don't make growing up sound so grim
I meant for the day, not forever.
>No, I mean the shit she said is our in to resolving Shot
Yes. Hence she’s best meat.
>They left the machine to rot in an abandoned arcade somewhere, didn't they? Why?
We may have to ask Fortune personally (or have Alpha ask outta curiosity).
>Agreed, but it'll put us in a bad spot if we use the name and it doesn't end up hers. A fumble.
It’s a risk I’m willing to take for shock value.
>Is CHANGE THE CHANNEL or NEW SPECIAL the one where we convince it sex and violence doesn't always get better ratings?
Don’t know. Also, he does put out much sex desu, despite the views it would get.
>What makes you so sure his logic won't be "if I infect the Admin, I become the new Admin!" and surprise gank us with his goons if we're on his floor?
Because he’s P-Corp to the core, and a former Security Officer besides. It would be a breach of all that he stands for.
>Do you think the next time Shot is preoccupied like this, we should go personally talk to the meatlady and clear the air?
Maybe. I sort of want it to be a shocking pleasant surprise, like we came in riding on the Beast in order to save the day sorta thing. Really wow her with our reintroduction, ya know?
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>>5463165
>three voices
I took it as one being his core obsession, one being the robot he became, and one being the man he was all along beneath it. The man won out.
>only hints
Did we not get a king sized bed from the catalog in our admeme mancave? I'm surprised we didn't wake up yet with C-0RA hugging us, but it was only 2 days since she arrived on Day/Shift 6, and 1 day since we got her the AI stabilizer whatever implant. I still wonder what'd happen if we removed it from C-0RA and put it in one of our other androids or defectives, like S2/Spamton. Maybe we'll never find out or get to try it?
>Creepmeat
Put some in a bucket, send it down to the next floor using the camerabot, push it against the nearby wall with the camerabot, let him do his thing?
>for the day
Yeah, I get that
>best meat
Agreed
>ask Fortune or Alpha
We should do that later, throw it on the list
>shock value
Why not? Let's go for it
>desu
It is because /qst/ is a blue board, and this is probably a blue board facility too, and ERP is a bannable offense on the SS13 servers that matter
>P-Corp to the core
What is >>5462341?
What is "I don't need any help. Not from P-Corp, not from any other Corp."?
>former Security
Is he? I forgot about it from the past threads
>wow her
I agree
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>>5463188
>implying C-0RA doesn’t snuggle up against us in our deep sleep

>Put some in a bucket, send it down to the next floor using the camerabot, push it against the nearby wall with the camerabot, let him do his thing?
Ye. Let him go ham on the floor…;^)
>blue board
You don’t have to be explicit. I half expect that one famous shower murder scene from the BlacknWhite movies to show up, only in 4k and a lot weirder.
>I don't need any help. Not from P-Corp, not from any other Corp.
His determination, after he was abandoned. Remember, he was former P-Corp, assigned under a lady who frankly didn’t give a shit about him or anyone else. I imagine when the final breach happened, after he been twisted and abused to the core, the lady simply abandoned him and left him to his fate. That he didn’t break and die, and instead fought on regardless of his circumstances, was a testament to his spirit, even if he became what he hated most to accomplish it.
>Is he?
Pretty sure. General, soldiers, sergeant, the whole military lingo. I think he was the former HoS, before the Meat consumed his soul.
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>>5463204
Interesting take on SHOT. So what do you think he will do if we go up there and tell him he is getting a honorable discharge? Still sure he wont freak out?
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>>5463224
Oh, he’ll spaz the fuck out. He desired to protect this facility, even over his own trauma. To take that away- what would he have left to fight for? He’d freak hardcore, and I’d be worried what happens next. I think recognizing and rewarding his efforts would be smart, while slowly change his prospective over time. Work with him, don’t remind him of the Admin from before. Us fucked up old guard must stick together, right?
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>>5463313
I'm >>5463151
Checking the pastebin, I see we have yet to do any Appease works on Shot? That normally is making the conditions of the containment unit more favorable to it, but Shot's cell is already meat-coated and favorable to itself. I'm not sure if Appease work is doable in that sense for Shot. Cleaning the cell up and removing excess flesh for use in the autodoc falls under Extraction work, and makes the cell favorable for us but not for him. We have also not done any Observe work yet. That might set him off, but I don't know if watching/listening to the meatsoldiers would also count as Observe work on Shot. Subdue work we have not done yet either, but that involves us either beating him up or talking him to bits. How would we do that without him stabbing and converting a guy? It would have to be right after an Extraction work, which already makes him get into a negative mood. We can't get Paradigm hints without doing more works on him. I don't think we've ever had the Detective analyze Shot's meat either.
Another issue I see is we are resolving anomalies well so far. We need ETFs to get us more so we can do more works and make up the lack of energy. If our facility's employees are recovered enough, investigating Fourth Floor should also be on the menu for Day/Shift 9
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>Checking the pastebin, I see we have yet to do any Appease works on Shot? That normally is making the conditions of the containment unit more favorable to it, but Shot's cell is already meat-coated and favorable to itself.
S-4M Notes
-Appeasement will probably not amuse the anomaly but keeping those walls clean would keep things safer. (Cleaning/repairs in general also count as Appease. The main difference between removing meat via Appease and Extraction is one gets a lot more removed but most of it is too damaged for sampling, the others removes a little but gets samples.)
>Why Chattering show no boobie?
Trust me, I would if I found a way to not make it seem cringe but...The monkey's paw curls.
>There were three voices in Art, right?
The three voices thing isn't always literal when an anomaly is resolved, but he did.
>Null is being taken care of, right
Yeah but she's kinda pretty low on the list of who to heal.
>I hope QM adds that in to the post (For several things)
Hey, if they seem easy enough to add, I will. I usually just avoid doing things that the others would probably disagree with.
>i wont try to get most of my unique work orders off the ground since they rarely get of the of the ground if i didn't bring em up early.
I always like reading whatever work orders people suggest, even if they don't get off the ground. Don't feel too bad.

I'll let the voting hang out for 4-5 more hours before compiling anything.
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>>5463903
Well, more like 8, just to be safe. And to any lurkers or other people who haven't voted, feel free to just +1 someone else's vote or add in your own miscs if you don't have any ideas.

Hope this thread has been enjoyable enough.
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>>5463906
>I always like reading whatever work orders people suggest, even if they don't get off the ground. Don't feel too bad.

It had completely slipped my mind that QM being a person might enjoy what anons want to do and how they think of the anomalies(and the work results)

Also yeah I really enjoyed this quest, I really I hope someday, we will see some sort of ending "good" or "bad" for the admin. But I might me hoping against hope considering quests usually get abandoned in the end. Well a man can dream can't he?
>>5463224
Is me btw on mobile
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>>5463921
>It had completely slipped my mind that QM being a person might enjoy what anons want to do and how they think of the anomalies(and the work results)
Buddy, seeing discussion is honestly all the reward and reason I need to run this quest.
>Also yeah I really enjoyed this quest, I really I hope someday, we will see some sort of ending "good" or "bad" for the admin.
[HOPELESS WRECK] THERE IS NO GOOD END FOR US. I CAN FEEL IT.
[BOUND BY DUTY] There's still five or more floors and dozens of anomalies. Our job can not end yet.
[HOPELESS WRECK] ONE OF THESE DAYS. WE'RE GOING TO DIE, AND IT'LL BE YOUR FAULT, BOUND. I KNOW.
[BOUND BY DUTY] Is it better to die standing or to live kneeling, Wreck?
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>>5463940
[Hopeless Wreck] ITS OVER!
[Bound by Duty] We're back!
By the father it's a damn circle!

To be honest I only stopped being a lurker because I just didn't want to see the quest abandoned. To see the act was actually meaningful to you the QM does make me happy.

Also the detective better cause a flashback resulting in another skill to shitpost with or else!
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>>5463903
>The main difference between removing meat via Appease and Extraction is one gets a lot more removed but most of it is too damaged for sampling, the others removes a little but gets samples.)
Thanks for clarifying. We should do Appease work at some point then
>The monkey's paw curls.
Oh boy
>isn't always literal when an anomaly is resolved
I expected as much. They aren't tied to the potential paths, but to specific themes given voice like I pointed out for Art
>low on the list
She got flung into a wall, she's been through much worse
>if they seem easy enough to add, I will
Nice
>always like reading whatever work orders people suggest
Nice

>>5463940
>seeing discussion
You're in luck then
>NO GOOD END FOR US
You can do what Persona Moonless did and simply tie up all loose ends and skip to specific planned/wanted events and then the cool ending sequence light years away from real time
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>>5463977
Don't take that little HW/BbD exchange seriously, it's just me shitposting. I don't have a specific ending in mind (fool's errand, considering all of the potential upgrades and trait choices and anomalies and corporate relationships and what girl you kiss) but I will get to a (hopefully well written) ending one of these days.

Still feel kinda bad how suddenly S.N.E.E.D ended, now that you remind me of Persona Moonless. Same QM, iirc.

>>5463969
Trust me, if I was gonna abandon it, I would probably tell you guys straight instead of staring into the void for five months straight.
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>>5463998
>feel kinda bad how suddenly S.N.E.E.D ended
Same
>Same QM, iirc
Yeah, he is
>if I was gonna abandon it, I would probably tell you guys straight instead of staring into the void for five months straight
Respect
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Alright, almost two days, more than enough. Taking a quick look, it seems like these are the work orders

>Sigma, bond with Future. Try to see if he's willing to duel (q9R, m0e)
>V to Nurture Siro after he feels a little less shit. (B4d, q9R. m0e didn't really give a vote.)
>Are you awake from your dream, Star? (Don't work, everyone agrees)
>A, E, and S to help heal the meatmen, M to act as Authority for Special Procedure. (Universal)
>R and X to Bond with Velvet, burn a bag and calm her down. (Universal)
>Alpha to do whatever with Velvet (Universal)
>Hirose to Bond with Sense (Universal)

And the miscs are the same, so I won't bother calling for any votes on that either. So yeah, update should be soon, actually (Mostly because of a certain misc you voted on.)
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>>5464249
>So yeah, update should be soon, actually (Mostly because of a certain misc you voted on.)

YES flashback bros we're about to eat good. If QM lets us choose the skill remember to choose the one with the most shitpost potential anons!
>No flashbacks happen
Man fucks this stupid detective waste of money piece of junk i hope the tar disables it permanently.
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>>5464249
>m0e didn't really give a vote
I'll back V/Vincent to Nurture with Sirocco
From seeing his teacher go back to being a near-dead human, to putting up with Velvet's heat and burning dead body, to giving the sandstorm girl food. I think he deserves a cool break after this one.
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>>5464249
Hello?
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Had to cook something for the family, UPDATE N O W

>C, test out TP
Okay, steel yourself, let’s do some of the simpler ones first. You quickly send out the order to Celanine to test out Yesterday’s Promise. While intriguing so far, there's simply not enough information on it.

She approaches the storage room where you contain the hat. She looks around with a mildly bewildered look before pointing at the hat. "A hat. Is the thing I'm testing. A chef's hat." She rubs her face with her robotic arm.

"Okay, fine, whatever." She grabs the hat and places it on her head. "There. I pla-"

She shudders as whatever influence the hat washes over her. After she stops shuddering, she takes off her robotic arm and places it onto the table. A cold, grey sheen is in her eyes.

"Slice and dice, char the meat and sear it." She mutters to herself. Celanine grabs a grown potato from the garden Opal and Lily were growing alongside a hunk of discount meat. Placing the potato to the side, she holds the chunk of meat.

A roaring flame erupts from her hand. It surrounds the piece of meat and cooks it in a flash. She slaps the meat onto the table. It's seared and sizzling. She quickly chops up the potato into wedges before cooking them with the same method as the beef.

She plates the potato chunks and the steak, coats them in a thick mix of salt and pepper, and then takes the hat off.

"Huh?" Celanine damn near freaks out when she notices her robo-arm is gone but when she sees she just removed it, she puts it back. She quickly exits the cell afterwards.

>Old-fashioned Love (Something a mother would make. +???)
>Aspect gleamed? (Unaware of what they do underneath the hat, might offer mental benefits? CAN FUCKING SET THINGS ON FIRE???)

>M, decide which D-Class gets refinement duties as punishment
>Tell M/Monifa she made the right call to bring up Sirocco's dad's name during the work order.
Administrator --> Employee M

ADMINSITATOR: You did the right thing with the previous work order. Interesting info has been gleamed.
ADMINISTATOR: Secondly, I will declare you the right to decide which D-Class to send to REFINEMENT.
MONIFAMONEY: Thanks. For the first one, I mean. I felt like, at the route of it, the parent impacts the child the most.
MONIFAMONEY: I'm not quite sure how she became like this. Or if there even is a true origin.
MONIFAMONEY: But when a child feels like they have no control, they...I dunno.
ADMINISTATOR: Sorry to cut you off. More about Sirocco can be discussed later. D-Class to send?
MONIFAMONEY: 4U9U57US or 93029Y. Know nothing about them, no useful knowledge has been gleamed.
MONIFAMONEY: Also one is probably having his brain melted. He's going to die regardless.
ADMINISTATOR: Duly noted.
ADMINISTATOR: I'm still shocked a soccer mom is as useful as a HOS as you've been.
MONIFAMONEY: What's this job but wrangling children anyways?
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>Admin, go down to the Detective personally for his report
S-4M doesn't say anything at this rate. You get up and head towards the airlock to leave. Hey, even if your bones ache and your skin feels like rupturing...this is better than rotting in a dark room.

That and you want to know. Personally, not from third hand accounts or weird dreams. You want to know.

You head down to the second floor armory where the detective is currently being stored. Seems like your employees deemed him valuable enough for the extra security. Pulling out your ID, you slide it through the card reader. Before you can enter, Felix walks up to you.

"Hey, chum." A tired laugh exits his lips. "Been a long time since I've seen you in the flesh. Or has it only been a few shifts?"

>F, feel free to come in whenever you feel like

You nervously cough. You're still not sure how to properly interact...1 on 1 with people outside of an interview context? You are many things but you're not really an insanely well versed social person.

[BOUND BY DUTY] A good leader must understand his coworkers. Do not downplay your relationship with them.
[BOUND BY DUTY] Without them, you are nobody.

"Hey, Felix. What did you want again?" You rub your throat. You quickly wet it with a cup of coffee. Tastes like cigarette ash and motor oil. Your favorite.

"I gotta ask." He leans against the wall. The stained red security outfit and security helmet really makes him look like a beatcop. "Just for old times sake. Got any idea who that weirdo meat chick was?"

[HOPELESS WRECK] IS THIS DUDE RETARDED. HE KNOWS YOU CAN'T ANSWER THAT. LITERALLY.

"No. I'm here to try figuring out, well, anything about my past." You shrug. "Told it to analyze a good ol' this." You spit some tar onto the floor. Both of you watch with morbid curiosity as it eats 1/8th of an inch into the steel floor.

"Knowing your luck, this is probably gonna end up doing something horrid."

A weak laugh exits you. "Oh. Trust me, every day it feels like I'm doing something horrid. Comes with the territory of this job."

"Hey, at least you got a cute android girl up there. Though I feel like she's not your type, considering half of her head is gone!" Felix's smile widens. "Guess you blew her mind, huh?"

"Yep. Turns out good ol' Admin is truly a mindblower. Used to be what they called me in college." You lie, you don't even know if you went to one.

"Pfft. But yeah, I just wanted to check up on you since...I dunno, man. I know you're the boss but can't a friend worry about you?" He pats you on the back. You're not sure if you're touched or you're being talked down to.

"Feels like every day this place gets more and more fucked up. And even if you don't remember me at all, I still care about you man. Us old guard have to care for each other, don't we...Zeta?"

You flinch. A faint stir in the blackness of your mind makes your head hurt, in a good way.
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"I'll stand guard while you deal with the DETECTIVE. Shit goes wrong, I'll come in, alright?" Why does this feel familiar? You swear you heard something like that in the past. Maybe not him, though.

"I dealt with a TV that tried to kill me. I think I can handle a scrawny robot, Felix." You're touched by the gesture but you really want to just get this over with. Felix merely shrugs. "Sorry. Better safe than sorry."

"Fine. Stand guard. That's an order. Even if it's unnecessary." You enter the armory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_pnNLtWHdk - ???????

Something's wrong. It shouldn't be this dark in here. Not in a literal sense, you can see just fine. The weaponry lining the walls is visible, the PARADIGMS are neatly secured here (when not tested). The DETECTIVE is standing at the end.

But there's something overwhelming about this room. As if you're not supposed to be here. Something in your stomach squirms. No, not squirms, rips. Your own body is resisting this task.

[HOPELESS WRECK] GOD DAMNIT. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH US? OUR BODY ROTS. WE ROT.
[HOPELESS WRECK] WE'RE NOTHING BUT A FUCKING HOLLOW SHELL, ARE WE?
[BOUND BY DUTY] A hollow shell would not have done the things we have done.

The DETECTIVE approaches you. Black tar leaks from the joints all over its body, eroding the floor whenever tar drops from it. Whatever alloy the DETECTIVE is made out of seems to resist the damage, thankfully.

"You're not sentient. I know that. I just need you to tell me." Tar flows out of your mouth uncontrollably, yet it hardly stops you from talking. Your body is too used to its presence. "Tell me what you know."

The DETECTIVE tilts to the side before it crashes to the floor. You quickly run up to it to inspect it for damage. Lord above, you spent way too much for it to break now. When you get manage to get close enough...

"A HOLLOW MAN. A HOLLOW PAST. A HOLLOW FUTURE." Something in your stomach squirms. "SUCH A PROMISING FUTURE SULLED. SUCH A SHAME."

"HOLLOWED HIMSELF OUT. A MESS OF A HUMAN. BUT THERE WAS A MAN BEFORE THE TAR. EVEN THE BONES OF DINOSAURS LINGER IN TAR."

"TAKE MY HAND. FOUND A BONE."

[BOUND BY DUTY] This is going to hurt. Physically and mentally. Your mind and body needs to hurt to remember.
[BOUND BY DUTY] I say this with the most kindness I can muster. Tough it out.

You grab its hand. A small shock rushes through its hand. Your whole body starts twitching and squirming. Tar swirls in your brain, your eyes, your stomach, your blood.

IT HURTS. IT HURTS, IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS. EVERYTHING IS WRONG EVERYTHING IS WRONG YOU DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER.

[HOPELESS WRECK] STOP CRYING. MAKE UP YOUR BED AND LIE IN IT.

You fall to your knees. Your whole system is rejecting whatever the DETECTIVE is trying to do. You grasp your pendant tightly in your hand. Your pendant pulses, trying to help somehow. Trying to help...

You black out.
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HOUR ?, SHIFT ?, YEAR ?

You think you're asleep. You're not quite sure anymore, sleep has been a somewhat foreign concept lately. You stand up from the pitch black floor you were standing on. In fact, the whole area you're in is pitch black.

Except for a small glimmer of light in the center. Two figures surround it. The first figure is a skeletally thin man wearing nothing but rags. He reaches the ceiling with how tall he is. Cracks form all over his paper thin skin. A dark crimson tint covers his body.

He looks...tired. Not the angry tired but just tired. His mouth is wide and his eyes are dilated but it feels, frankly, forced.

The other figure is a short, stout man with a dark purple tint to him. He's adorned in an old outfit with various medals stapled onto it. A refined and reserved look rests comfortably on his face, like a well worn mask.

The two of them gesture at the bright light. You approach it. Something begins to build in your head...

A memory swirls in your mind. Something might be unlocked, a new part of you, if you can focus long enough on it. Just focus on it, Admin. You find yourself remembering...
>Shivering and starving in an abandoned District. You adjusted your bags and kept going. (You had to put food on the table somehow.)
>Capturing your first anomaly all by yourself. So many weeks worth of paychecks and planning. (It was a point of pride for you. Taming the unnatural.)
>Marching with a horde of comrades. Trying to stand for something brighter, better. (It was a fool's errand. You were simply outgunned.)
>Digging a shallow grave. You barely react as the woman jumps right into it. (If you can't help them, at least let them die the way the want to.)
>A furious argument. You can't remember the details. Everything was just RED. (Sticky, warm liquid coats your hands. Something runs down your face.)
>A hopeful smile. Was it yours? Was it his? Was it hers? It didn't matter. (Maybe the only reason you kept going.)
>Write in.

Due to how important this is, I'll keep it open for a day. I'll be finishing the other stuff while you linger on this.
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>>5464675
>Write in
On the brink. About to end it all. Of course they would try to stop you. All of them would be dead in a week without you.(Even with all their might put to the task man can only tolerate so much)

I would like to see the admin finally broken from the torture but something keeps him going, it isn't BOUND BY DUTY I mind you thats what broke him in the first place. I want to see what made the ADMIN tick along in his darkest hour.
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>>5464675
>Marching with a horde of comrades. Trying to stand for something brighter, better. (It was a fool's errand. You were simply outgunned.)
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>>5464675
>Marching with a horde of comrades. Trying to stand for something brighter, better. (It was a fool's errand. You were simply outgunned.)
At some point in the past, when times were a whole lot darker and jobs got bloody, you couldn't stand by and let those horrible things happen. Sure, you've done plenty of fucked things (ask that compromised hopeless fool), but this thought didn't come from your gut, your HONOUR. You rallied with your comrades to do what felt RIGHT, MORAL and GOOD.
That's right, you felt me before Admin - I'm your [MORAL AGENT]. Before you ask "Wait a second, but I don't remember being an agent in my whole life!", you totally could've been a literal one, but I'm mostly being rhetorical.
We've accomplished a lot together, we could've turned into that scary admin that turned Shot into a ball of snot - but we didn't. Our MORAL CODE stopped us from going crazy, even if we were outgunned and surrounded from all sides back then.

You'll build a moral facility, one step at a time.
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>>5464973
Holy based
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>>5464973
Shit, Kant was right
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>>5464973
Impressive!
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>>5464675
>Capturing your first anomaly all by yourself. So many weeks worth of paychecks and planning. (It was a point of pride for you. Taming the unnatural.)
I like this. A young teenager, wide eyed, full of curiosity and enthusiasm.

>A hopeful smile. Was it yours? Was it his? Was it hers? It didn't matter. (Maybe the only reason you kept going.)
Also like this. Smile is low key kino.

>>5464973
I like this choice too, unsure about the name. Maybe QM’s choice? I don’t know, I’m a bit open.

Possible suggests- [Brighter Future], [Dreamer], [Shining City], [Hopeful Fool],[Foolish Hope], [Moonlight] (the only light in a dark night), [Something Better], etc. I don’t know, I feel like there’s something better out there.
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>>5464973
We don't need a morality pet, bitch, we ARE the morality pet. +1
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>>5465148
>a hopeful smile
Anon, please abort this action, we must not remember THE EXPRESSION. Once you commit to this, you will never unbecome it.
>uncertainty regarding the name
There are many moral agents in this city, beneath the many layers of bunkers and various facilities. Whatever name we may take, it won't change the fact that we must become better - a citizen of morality.

>>5465149
Atta' boy, the kingdom of conscience won't build itself. Slow, incremental change has already begun.
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>>5465253
>>5465268
This ain't Disco Elysium Moralism. We aren't trying to uphold or destroy the status quo. We're simply trying to scrape by doing what is right for our facility and ourselves. Don't force this.
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>>5465253 #
>we must not remember THE EXPRESSION
Come on [MORAL AGENT] the Admins expression would be a hopeful one not a cope to hide the pain it would do good for the admin to have a smile on his face.
>Whatever name we may take, it won't change the fact that we must become better - a citizen of morality.

Fuck this, we need to think bigger [AGENT] we should turn our employees into citizens of morality as well. Perhaps the denizens of the city as well! But you can't simply convince that many people to change their ways and the powerful will also do everything to prevent us. (as we probably found out with our old buddy's) We should use and convince our anomalies to help with some sort of "mass convincing" of the public to become citizens of morality. Literally cannot go tits up. We should totally make this the end game.
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>>5465148
The name is absolutely up to me, but suggestions will be taken into consideration. Anons, feel free to throw a name suggestion alongside the vote you pick.

I'll see which one I like. If none of them particularly ring a fancy, I'll go with the default name I have (won't say, since there's still 11 hours left for voting)
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>>5465270
i mean, if enough players want it and vote for it, how much the QM can truly do to stop us?
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>>5465253
>>5465270
Also as much as I love Disco Elysium, yeah, none of the trait choices in the vote are even comparable to Moralism. You're not exactly doing your job because it's simply what is expected for the system, after all. At least with how you guys play him.

Don't go too overblown with the DE paradigm.
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>>5465280
Right, right doesn't change the fact the city is totally unjust. Now that we have a tiny bity sliver of direct power over people i totally see why the crew back in Lobotomy Corp wanted to not!brainwash everybody into better people. We should totally attempt the same thing lads. Much better end game goal than recovering the whole facility and retiring or some other bs. But i dont think we actually have the tech to do it at all. Well a man can dream can't he?
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>>5465296
Just don't accidentally kill anyone's wives, it won't end well.
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>>5464675
>Bringing to life a light. A touch of warmth. Tiny fingers wrapped around a single one of your own. Your life isn't just yours, anymore. (Bearing the burden of loss. Absolution; the burden of a future for two.)

ADMIN WAS A DAD
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>>5465374
Holy based, you should definitely remember this write in for the next dream sequence whenever that is. Would definitely make an interesting story bit. Although from what we do know of the Admins past I have no clue where you can fit having a child in the timeline. Maybe when he was young rebel with lot of comrades. Anyways even if your post was just a shitpost it is really interesting to imagine this hollow wreck was once perhaps still is a father.
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>>5464675
>>5464698 (I like the spirit of this.)
>Marching with a horde of comrades. Trying to stand for something brighter, better. (It was a fool's errand. You were simply outgunned.)

"Hey, what do you think a hero is?"
"Just someone who doesn't give up."
A martyr-in-the-making. We can beat them, just for one day. (Something worth dying for.)
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>>5465422 #
Ohh a martyr interesting, I'm changing my vote to this.
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>>5465422
+1 maybe mix this with >>5464698 for a turn point of what shifted admin into the facility

I still really like father Admin (Our clone maybe?) And moral agent is neat but a tad too shining knight for me
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>>5465625
I'm thinking Martyr mixed with Death seeker as they complement some of admins tics
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>>5464675
I'm >>5465102
I want to back >>5465422 and >>5464698 mix
As much as I like MoralIntern Agent as >>5464973 has it, that might be better later down the line. At a crucial moment like this, I want the martyr+death-seeker combo. I want to see the Admin when he went !!!!OVERWHELMED!!!! and what kept him going when he was the one knocked down real hard
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>>5465711
I don’t know, I don’t like combining Martyr and Death Seeker at the moment, I’d rather do the [Unnatural Tamer], it’s a big lighter and I feel fits well with Admin’s early life.
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>>5465647 #
We must create the anti [HOPELESS WRECK] anons, an admin that's willing to self sacrifice and isn't afraid of death to do it. And if QM agrees in his writing propelled by more than being [BOUND BY DUTY], propelled by the idea of something better ,greater, something worth dying for.

Also just in case somehow my vote gets missed I'm saying it again, I'm voting for this idea.
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>>5465715
[Unnatural Tamer]? I can guess what you mean but can you explain what you mean? And why do you prefer it?

Also if anybody is confused B4d responding to my post below. I deleted and reposted it with better syntax.
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I'll extend the voting a bit since there seems to be a healthy amount of discussion and ideas being thrown around. I'll wait for it to settle before doing anything.
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The vote tally for aspiring tie brarekers
>[MORAL AGENT]
dx2, 4ph, mxp(might also be for DADMIN, would be nice if he clears it up)

>>5464698 >>5464973 Fusion
q9R , m0e, nBW, rLk

B4d wild card
Supports
[Moral Agent], First Anom Capture and The Hopeful Smile

Please reply and make it clear if your vote was counted wrong or changed since the tally
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>>5465625
>I STILL really like father Admin
Are you mxP on mobile changing your vote for >>5464698 >>5464973 fusion or just nBW expressing support for DADmin as well?
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Remember, anons, choose what your heart desires, what your personal MORAL CODE wishes, even if it means not becoming an agent of MORALÉ INTERNATIONALÉ.
I will remain here, regardless of choice, silently waiting and perhaps offering advice. Note for others - this is not moralism, but rather the desire to do genuine good to others, regardless of who they are - even abnormalities.
Indeed, the status quo may be good, but we are better - we can do better.


>>5465280
Within the deepest crevices of Admin's mind, where darkness is overshadowed by a greater, more eternal void, a small voice tries to pierce it. It sounds like a baby bird trying to form a message - all you can make out is "Disco" and "don't overblow it", maybe even "forcing this".
Whatever it was, it's gone now. Discoposting will continue upon further notice.
The alarm rings at 6, admin.
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>>5465884
>I will remain here, regardless of choice
no no NO ENOUGH IS ENOUGH ITS LIKE YOUR WHOLE JOB IS TO GET US KILLED AND NOTHING ELSE. ITS YOUR FAULT WE'RE THIS HALLOW EVEN DUTY IS LESS RESPONSIBLE. IF WE DIDN'T THROW OUR LIFE AWAY ON FOOLS HOPE WE WOULD NEVER HAVE BECOME A HOLLOW HUSK
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>>5465422
Sure, +1
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With mxP changing vote to the Fusion. [MORAL AGENT] is a single vote behind the Fusion. Any aspiring tie makers take note.
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MORAL AGENT has a double pun, I can't beat that. An agent who is moral and a moral agent. Damn, bros.

A few title suggestions for the martyr: THE TROOPER, THE HERO, LONG MARCH TO EDEN (Rip QliphothQM), LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS (DYING LIGHT for a more bleak tone)

For the father: HE'S MY DAD

For the capture: SINEW/BONES OF AN AGENT, CUT OF CLOTH, THE OPERATOR

For the smile: LOVER IN THE ICE, HEARTS OF THE CITY, THE PROMISE

>>5465422
The entire text, from anon:
"What's needed is a leader that not only has the vision but takes responsibility for it. Who knows that it's their neck on the line first and they're sticking it out for the good of the People. Who knows everything bad in the world will happen to them and they don't care. They have nothing to lose. They want Revolution more than anything. They have a clear cut platform with goals and most importantly... with VISION.

Someone who is easy to rally around because they produce results and get stuff done -- not because they are attention-whores who pander the most to get the biggest number of social media likes. Someone who people know is more than willing to die for their own cause. Die for the people too.

A martyr-in-the-making."

Someone willing to enter the darkness to redeem all of it, beyond the desire for void and death. We're an Admin for a power generation company and we still have a shred of integrity. I wonder what will happen to us, to challenge our principles? In >>5464698, it reminds me of the dark night of the soul - intense abandonment and despair, yet the principles and faith are only strengthened by the experience.

It's up to the Overseer to decide exactly what motivated him in the past. Our choices as players also reflect the principles and ultimate purpose of the Admin. It's hard for me to put into words and I am being a bit dramatic, so I'm relying on you guys to make more sense.
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>>5465755
I've been here since thread #1 and this is the first time I've been accused of samefagging.

But no I'm still the same man that did math for S-4DMIN
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>>5465755
Also not for Admin just though it was neat
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>>5466447
*Dadmin
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>>5466442
No accusations fren! Just making sure the vote tally was correct because I know it will affect how people will vote.
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>>5466375
>It's hard for me to put into words and I am being a bit dramatic
That's good anon, this is a good counterbalance to the shitposty nature of the recent thread.
>...intense abandonment and despair, yet the principles and faith are only strengthened by the experience.
Interesting idea yeah? That's why I wrote my original vote. If DUTY finally broke admin what could possibly make the admin keep looking at NOTHING THERE and or keep self sacrificing for the other employees/comrades in revolution. And I guess we collectively voted to make it some version of the [MORAL AGENT]. We will finally see admin propelled by more than self preservation and the urge to do his duty and if nothing else I'm exited to see this voice in our head interact with the other skills and the world.
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>>5466685
>We will finally see admin propelled by more than self preservation and the urge to do his duty
Honestly, we’ve already shown our moral character. We didn’t have to care about our employees to do our duty or preserve ourselves, yet we did. I just don’t want it to be a voice in our head, instead just be our natural state of being.

The Martyr vote worries me, partially because I don’t want to play as a suicidal wreck and partially because I think it will be that which gets us killed prematurely. Otherwise, like like the comrades in a foolish righteous cause.

I also think the fusion melds well with the Smile choice, but that’s probably just me.

I honestly think taming the unknown fits us better. We don’t just extract and subdue anomalies into oblivion, we treat them well and have them work for us. We effectively tame them, and I also think having it be childhood/teenage Admin be interested in the unnatural would be interesting (and could better relate to Siro).
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>>5466692
Just because we don't get stuff now, doesn't mean we can't get them later, no?
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>>5466693
Yeah true
>>5466692
>The Martyr vote worries me, partially because I don’t want to play as a suicidal wreck and partially because I think it will be that which gets us killed prematurely. Otherwise, like like the comrades in a foolish righteous cause.
No need to worry anon just because the martyr is a part of us doesn't mean that's all there is. You can be the sound(vote) of reason in admins head in trying times that prevents him from following his revolutionary friends to arms of the Father.
>Honestly, we’ve already shown our moral character... I just don’t want it to be a voice in our head, instead just be our natural state of being.
The day the admin went out of his office to confront the metal beast the martyrs return was inevitable anon. Stop resisting and OBEY our fate.
>Inb4 thats conflicting messaging
One can accept the fact of martyrs return and still resist it
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>>5466710
>The day the admin went out of his office to confront the metal beast
Well more like when he didn't run away like coward as we didn't know it was coming but you get the point.
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>>5466693
True.

>>5466710
True. I’ll have to think more on it while I’m at work.
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Sorry for not closing the vote sooner, had to do something.

Looking through the mess of votes, unless I'm completely mistaken, I'll do the Fusion, with a bit more leaning on the Comrade angle. Just as an out of character aside, this isn't the last trait you'll get or the last flashback. There's still a lot that's uncertain about you.

Going back to writing. Update hopefully coming soon. Have a small piece of worldbuilding lore as a stopgap while you wait.

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The tell-tale sound of a shovel digging through the permafrost dirt are masked by the passing by traffic of District 4. Each bit of dirt scooped up freezes over almost in an instant. Nevertheless, it's still being dug. The old rusty spade has seen better days.

Yet it looks ultimately tiny compared to the towering beast holding onto it. The beast stood at a solid ten feet in height, with lanky arms that ended in razor sharp claws. The claws on its feet were hidden in thick, leather boots (the real kind of leather).

Its face is covered by a pitch black half-mask of a crow, letting its gnarled yellow fangs stay visible. Scars line every inch of its body, some from self surgery, some from those trying to kill it. None of them worked, clearly.

It adjusts the homemade anorak. It was white as snow, made out of real furs and leather from various hunts, big enough to be used as as a dog bed for anyone else. A common self-made item after the first year of work. By its count, this is its twentieth year. Seems like it did a good job with its first creation.

"Have you secured the holes yet, Gravedigger? W-Corp has finished another liquidation attempt. Remarkably so, best in Q3."

It looks down at the man talking to him. He was nobody in particular, a spook. Nothing could be described or remembered about him aside from two details. A black suit with a company logo of a staring eye and the earpiece hanging from his ear. Seems like the Eye was checking up.

"Good." The Gravedigger's gravelly voice states. "Should be ready by next hour, sir." It leans down to look closer at the spook, breathing deeply. Its breath is almost like smoke in this cold air.

"Do you remember our deal?"

The spook merely pulls out a business card and reads it outloud. "In exchange for the disposal of said bodies, and a non-disclosure agreement on the location of said bodies or origin of harvested parts..."

"The hired digger will be allowed to harvest the major identifying parts, such as all teeth, fingers, head, and bionics to sell to approved Heartrippers and Harvesters."

"Good. Now, give over the materials, nobody."

After the bodies were dumped, there was nobody left but the Gravedigger. It was as if no one was there at all. But everyone knows the saying, 'the walls have eyes and ears.' It keeps working, best not to piss off the Eye.
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>>5467981
The Salt Scrappers words
>"A-District has been doing well. Odd how it's not the Head's favorite anymore, with B-District taking over. Head owns it now, don't trust the walls! They're watching as we speak!"

>W-Company - "We wish for the subjugation of all that is foul and abnormal."
A-anons... W-corp won't take offense about our deals with the "foul and abnormal" and then bragging about it on city wide television right? And the walls having ears is a figure speech... right? Neither the Head or W-corp actually listens to people through their walls that would be ridiculous... right anons?
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>>5468062
I got the Arbitrating the Arbiter achievement, I ain't afraid of anything
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMRPKFmcMuM - YOUR PREVIOUS THEME

What you're doing is stupid. You know this isn't going to go well. Your hands shake as you grip onto the flag. You take a deep breath. Your comrades surround you, men and women alike. Drones, Androids, Harvesters, Scrappers...in the thousands. If they are part of the City, they're here with you.

Even a few Rangers and Agents are among the roster. Company loyalty is a long forgotten thing for everyone in this group. All they care about is the flag. The flag of their cause. The cause itself is vague and almost illusionary, a mass delusion held up by all of you.

What is this delusion?

The hope of a better world. For a brighter place. For a City that didn't grind you up and spit you up. Where the Corporations weren't the only form of government. For a world where everyone truly matters and wasn't a letter, nor a symbol, or a number.

Your grip gets even tighter. You carry a hunting rifle and molotov on your person, ready to use.

"ARE YOU READY?" You yell out, raising the flag into the air. The delusion spreads further. A violent roar of cheering and battle cries swarm the air. If you could squint hard enough, you could almost see their cheers wrapping around you. A protective coating, keeping the bitter cold out. Both in and outside.

You aren’t their leader, no one is, but you feel like one as long as the flag stands.

The march begins. The streets are flooded with your fellow ragtag soldiers, blocking any Company transportation from getting in or out of the district. Until you get what you want, you're not letting them move an inch.

The City slickers you pass by stare vacantly at you. Uncertain, or perhaps incapable, of understanding what you're doing.

Your comrades do what they can to disrupt, to show what you're here to do. Spreading leaflets, breaking open the locked Company buildings to allow for free access, destroying vehicles used for the transport of Company supplies. Anything to fuck over the Alphabet.

Your flag blows in the wind. It's a flurry of colors and letters, not meant to symbolize any one thing. Just a statement.

For the first half hour, it actually seems to be going along smoothly. Aside from the occasional Cityslicker trying to throw his weight, you've basically got a small City block completely clogged up, with company buildings open for the picking.

Though you're wondering why no one has entered any building you've unlocked. Or why most of your leaftlets are still laying on the floor.

In fact, you start to notice the streets are emptying pretty rapidly. The truckdrivers even empty out of their trucks to get the hell out of dodge. Something is wrong. Very, very wrong. One of your comrades tried to speak but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oBFLAQpnSQ - THEM

Her voice is swallowed by the roar of an engine. You look up to see a gigantic shadow of a warship, hovering right above.
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Before anyone can even react, a bomb drop. A violent tremor sends all of you to the floor A nearby building is destroyed, alongside some of the army you have. Nothing but dust now.

"CEASE YOUR ACTIVITY." The voice of the Eye. B-Company itself, bearing down onto you. It is nobody's voice, electronic frequencies and long-dead leaders blended into a legion of overwhelming authority. "IF YOU WISH TO SURVIVE-"

You don't know why, but you interrupt them.

"FUCK YOU!" You bellow out as loud as you can to get heard over the warship. "WE'RE NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO A BUNCH OF GODDAMN SUITS! WE ARE HERE TO DO SOMETHING. BE SOMETHING!"

"SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER FUCKING BE. HUMAN! WE ARE WHAT THE CITY NEEDS! NOW GET OUT OF OUR GOD DAMN SIGHT, PIG!"

Your comrades yell along with you as you raise your rifles up in unison. You won't be going down without a fight.

"IF YOU OPEN FIRE, DO NOT EXPECT MERCY."

You pull the trigger.

It becomes a blur from there. Something shatters in you. Bombs keep falling. Gunshots ring out, your fellow men-at-arms firing in tandem. Screams interrupted. The pitter-patter of footsteps. Armed forces, not yours, quickly rushing in.

J-Company. You recognize them well. The uniforms, police. The Thumb, meant to squash any threat..

Surrounded, air and sky. Another tremor sends you to the floor as you throw your Molotov at them. Another snap, pain rushing up through an arm and leg. More bodies fall.

They lost too few, you lost too many. A shot rings out, blowing the head off of the person next to you.

The shots stopped ringing out when there was nothing but rubble, blood, and the enemy. You stare up at the warship. A few pinprick sized holes are visible in it. You managed to damage them, even if only symbolically.

You slowly stand back up. Blood oozes out of your broken leg and arm. You look through the scope, aiming at the enemy soldiers Your comrades are desperately trying to get you to retreat, to stop fighting. To accept your loss.

Of course they would. Without you, a little bit of the City's light would die. But you need to stand for those who have fallen, to make their deaths mean something.

"WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO ACHIEVE? WHY DO YOU STILL STRUGGLE?"

A dozen arms try to pull you away, to get you to stop aiming. You simply open your mouth, still trying to aim at the head of a J-Corp pig’s head. "What do you think a hero is?" No one responds. Only you care for the answer.

"Just someone who doesn't give up. And I'm not stopping today. I'm going to beat you, I'M GOING TO STOP YOU! EVEN FOR A DAY! EVERYONE ELSE, GO! I'LL HANDLE IT!" No one is budging.

Even if they want you to stop, you won't. You know if you fire, the returning fire would be far worse than anything you could spit out. It will break you asunder.

You pull the trigger.

[DYING LIGHT] - You will follow your moral code (moral agent) to the very end. To hold onto what you truly believe in. Even if it kills you.
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"Sir! Sir!"

You feel someone shaking your shoulders. You open up your eyes, drifting back from unconsciousness. You're no longer in the streets, you're in...a security storage room. Felix is standing over you.

"What the fuck happened?" He is fucking pissed with you. "God, I should've stopped you. I knew the detective was bad news."

[DYING LIGHT] No, sir. He is concerned, worried. He yells out of fear for your status.
[HOPELESS WRECK] HE HAS THE RIGHT TO BE WORRIED. YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT. SOMETHING IS MAKING REMEMBERING HURT.
[BOUND BY DUTY] You must get back up. Let him assist you until your job is done.

You rub the sore spot on your head. Something in you has changed. Your other aspects are shifting, changing. Adjusting. A faint memory of something returns...

ADMINISTRATOR ASPECT updates [Stacks with current stats]
>Hopeless Wreck (Is more likely to warn you of incoming danger or potential red flags. May offer false alarms.)
>Bound by Duty (Energy Collection+, working with ETF agents might have unique results, good and bad.)
>Dying Light (WP+, Physical Protection++ when protecting an employee, Bonding+. Your beliefs were not popular in the eyes of the City. Best be careful..)

An old martial arts technique flutters back to memory…
>Force of Will (Can be activated once per day. You can ignore a source of stamina damage taken in exchange for willpower damage.)

"I'm...yeah, if you don't mind helping me up, Felix." You don't want to dismiss his feelings. Probably wouldn't help. He pulls you up off the floor, hanging your arm over his shoulder. The Detective is inert, no more tar leaking from it.

>After the report, watch the Ranger show personally, and converse with the Critic.
"Mind, uh, dragging me back to the employee breakroom? I want to chat with some folks." You weakly laugh. Felix is utterly dumbfounded.

"And not to the fucking medbay?"

"It was nothing, I wasn't harmed. Trust me, ol' Admin can take a few licks!" You pat him on the back, trying to deflect you passed out for god knows how long.

"You're the boss, I suppose..." He shakes his head, not wanting to do this but respecting your authority. The two of you take your time to walk over to the room in question. Felix keeps taking glances at you, trying to read the expression on your face.

"Why are you like this? Why do you keep working in this state?" Felix quietly asks, more to himself than anything.

[HOPELESS WRECK] TO SURVIVE. TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY, TO SPITE THE WORLD WITH YOUR PRESENCE.
[BOUND BY DUTY] To do what is necessary. To make sure no one has to carry your burden.
[DYING LIGHT] To help out the world. To bring back a fleeting hope.

"...I simply do." You're a bit too hazy to say anything else. "I'm sorry if I worried you." You pass by a few employees, who are getting a bit used to your disgusting state. Helps that it was Jack and Celanine.

"No shit you worried me, without you we would- fuck, someone worse would come along."
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The two of you enter the break room, ready to do the last personal work order for a long while. Until you rested for a while.

Maybe some entertainment will help you handle what you remembered. It's a bit sudden going from barely knowing much to knowing THAT. Felix helps you down into a seat, near where the Critic and performers are at.

"Look. Boss." He's putting on a stern, almost parental tone of voice. "I'm sticking here until you're in your office. I'm not taking no for an answer."

The show currently going on is a very shoddy recreation of your fight with the R-Corp employees. Green is waving around Star's cane, her outfit coated in purple paint. The other costumes aren't much better (Red's S.Host costume being orange paint and cigarette ash, cardboard helmet and sword for Blue's Future one.)

The Critic laughs at the shoddy work. This is your moment.

"Hey." You turn around to look at her. She turns around and instantly flinches when she sees you. Never gets old. "Sorry, sorry, who are you?" She brushes off any food stuff still clinging to her dress.

"The Administrator. The one who fed you those meals. Thank you for your patronage."

"Ohhh, so you're the charming organizer of this event." A sly smile replaces her disgust. "I must say again, thank you."

"Oh, it's no problem. Scratch my back, scratch yours. I feed you, I get rewarded later." You shrug. "Mind if I know your name, at least?"

"Giallo." She holds out her hand. You shake it. "So, did you have something you wanted to say, Administrator? I plan on leaving soon."

"Yeah. You were visited by an employee a while back, Kate. Why was your reaction so extreme?"

"I don't like interacting with P-Company." She cryptically states. "That's all. Just a personal thing."

"What? I mean, you're in a P-Company facility. I'm a P-Company administrator. Why is she specifically different?"

Giallo shivers. Even talking to her about this is clearly upsetting her. Nothing good seems to come from Kate's weirdness. "She just wasn't there. She smelled wrong, awful. Ever had tofu?" You nod, the MREs have it.

"Tofu's fake garbage that you humans eat. Soaks up flavors but doesn't have one by herself. THAT'S why."

"I apologize for her upsetting you." One of the Freedom Rangers yells something about a Holly? The other Rangers break character and laugh. "And for the unwitting viewing of a decommission."

"It's fine, it's fine." Giallo leans back, picking some meat out of her teeth. "I must thank you for servicing me regardless. Here, this isn't official but showing me that android chef..." She slips you something small and wrapped up.

"Don't open it until you're off working hours." She stands up. Felix moves to escort you.

"Since you said you had weird meat, I'll tell them to sell you something purchasable with it. See you around, Admin." Giallo bows with a smile. "See you too. Thank you for being one of the more reasonable sponsors." You return the favor to her.

And so, the two of you leave.
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>Sigma, bond with Future. Try to see if he's willing to duel
Well, after all is said and done, time to finally start back on your work orders. Sigma doesn’t wait for a moment before rushing back to Future’s containment cell...with the BLESSED BLADE and the ARMOR OF THE FATHER?

The knight twitches in place. His sword is slowly digging into the reinforced steel floor.
ANOMALY: Collect yourself. You promised, you promised. You've helped so much.
ANOMALY: Repent for your actions, Future.
The containment cell airlock slides open. This catches the knight's attention.
Sigma steps into the cell, looking like a spitting image of him.
σ: Salutations! I had adorned myself in the armaments of the Lord!
σ: And I wish to see if a Duel would calm your nerves.
The knight pulls the blade out of the ground and adjusts his stance.
ANOMALY: Fight. Yes, fight. Training those who need to defend themselves.
ANOMALY: Agent of the world, no? Fight. Fight now.
The tone of his voice is cold, distant, barely there. Both you and Sigma shiver at it.
σ: R-right.
A duel, and a punishment, for myself. This is what I deserve.
Sigma stumbles as she blocks a sudden and violent sword strike.
The two quickly shift into a constant back and forth of sword clashing. Both equally matched by the other.
Sword slash is met with sword. Kick met with kick. Punch met with punch. No move managing to properly land.
Even with no hits being landed, one is a human and one is an anomaly.
Sigma stands panting, the grip on her sword trembling.
ANOMALY: It is not over. Fight.
Before she can react, Future slams the blunt side of his sword against her.
Sigma is sent to the floor. She tries getting up but has to block another sword strike with her blade.
She kicks the Knight's legs, sending him to the floor too.
ANOMALY: Ghh!
She uses this time to get back up with the help of her sword. Future quickly gets up and smashes his sword against her leg.
You didn't hear a snap but you do see blood gushing out pretty quickly.
σ: Whoo. You got the first actual wound. First blood. Good job.
The knight gets up in a panic, dropping his sword to the ground.
ANOMALY: I am sorry. I didn't intend for any potentially fatal wounds.
ANOMALY: Please, go to medbay. I don't want this on my conscience.
Sigma waves her hand at him as she covers it with her hand.
σ: It's a nasty scratch, yes. But it is not fatal and will not be. Let me give you congratulations for your worthy battle!
σ: Thank you for such a glorious duel.
She bows towards the knight. Even as blood pools onto the ground.
The knight relents, forcing himself to relax his posture.
ANOMALY: Thank you. Please take care of yourself before me next time.
σ: Okay, okay, you worrywort! It's all part of the Father's plan. I'll live.
She hobbles out of the containment cell. The knight returns to his spot, his posture relaxed.

"It's fine, it's fine." Sigma coos. Beta and Chi quickly escort her when they see her wound
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>V to Nurture Siro after he feels a little less shit. Give her a meal before she sleeps.
Employee C pats him on the back while he's purging himself of the last meal he ate in the dorm bathroom. "There, there, it'll be okay."

His PDA buzzes. Employee C checks it out, shakes his shoulder, and points to the message. Employee V sighs. He grabs the PDA and heads to the cell, putting on the necessary dress and equipment.

The storm is swirling around the cell at a calm, collected speed.
Employee V adjusts his outfits before clearing his throat.
V: Hey. I have a bedtime meal for you, okay?
Employee V sets up a plate of cooked apples and discount meat.
The storm stops swirling. It moves closer to the cooked food.
ANOMALY: Thank you, miss.
The food (alongside the plate) quickly get sucked into the swirling storm.
Employee V wipes his mouth, waiting for the meal to be consumed.
Some sleep shall calm my mind. To remember an easier time with a new lens.
The storm spits out the plate at high speeds, barely being caught by Employee V.
It quickly shifts to the bottom of the floor, letting your cameras see the top of the cell.
There's visible damage but the noteworthy part is an odd pattern being made on the ceiling.
Employee V looks up and notes down what he can see from his position.
The storm sighs, any motion slowly grinding to a halt.
ANOMALY: Delicious.
The formerly peppy and upbeat storm doesn't bother speaking any further. An odd silence has fallen over her.
Employee V waits for a moment to see if there's any further reaction.
The only change is the slowly, increasingly low snoring from the now asleep anomaly.
I sleep because I want to. When I need to. It is my one freedom.
Employee V turns around to exit the containment cell.

Vincent removes the outfit and sand resistant gear. He hangs them up before fucking off back to the dorms. There's not much to note here.

>Are you awake from your dream, Star?
The screen to Star's containment cell is visible again. Her stars have spread out even further across the room, filling every corner with STARLIGHT. It almost looks...comforted by something? You check the two anomalies. Seems like the pulsing/"breathing" they're having is slowly sinking up.

"It's cute but don't think too hard." S-4M states. "I think that's simply the nature of somewhat loose and fluid anomalies when they sleep." Nevertheless, you feel a bit warm seeing them sleep. You almost feel...protective. Even if they can kill or maim your employees.
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>A, E, and S to help heal the meatmen (Nurture), M to act as Authority for Special Procedure.
"Finally, a work order." Employee S goes to peel off her gloves before Employee E stops her. "Uh, it's another medical work." A deflated sigh exits S's lips. "Fine."

"Hey, it'll be fun!"

The three stare at the patients they have to treat now with utter bewilderment.
A: I take my words back. I'm sorry.
E: I'm ready to heal! Healing is fun, I like seeing sad people being less sad!

Employee M stands in front of the ball of meat. The revived rangers stand to guard the ball.
M: Look. We got three healers. They are here to heal and nothing else.
ANOMALY: My boys don't need any medbay. We can do it just fine.
ANOMALY: I did just fine without any fucking medical personnel.
M: Yeah, yeah, this isn't a suggestion. This is an order.

S: Alright, line up. Those who are most injured will be treated first.
S: No silly stuff. No whining. We're here for a job so you can get back to doing yours.
A: Yes, please. We have our own people to heal.
E: I won't bite~! C'mon, c'mon!
The meatmen slowly shuffle to the nurses. Some are missing arms or chunks of their head blown off.
The work finally begins. Gloves are put on and supplies are prepared.

ANOMALY: Fine, fine, if it'll get you to stop yapping.
ANOMALY: I fail to see the point. We can always get more later.
M: Sure, we can. But that can come later. There's no need to let them fall apart.
ANOMALY: If you say so.
M: I don't get why you're so flippant about it. Doesn't a healed force work better?
ANOMALY: Sure. But wasting resources on them? Silly.

Employee A groans when pushing a severed meat arm back into place.
A: Lord, it feels like playdough.
S: I have to patch together a man with his guts out. This is nothing.
E: Wormy...
MEAT: Thank you for the assistance. This feels. Weird. Weird, weird.
E: Not as weird as your funny meat. Stop squirming, I wanna help.
Employee E reaches her hand into one of them to pull up some spent rounds.
Employee S stitches the extraction wound shut with a thread and needle.
This repeats for the next half hour, with meatmen getting treated before returning to the horde.
After the last one is finally repaired, Employee E takes the gloves and raw meat into her possession.
E: Putting it into storage for further disposal.
S: Good. Needed to change them anyway. Good thing we have this cutie to help.
Employee E squeaks with pride as the two assisting employees pat her on the head.

ANOMALY: It's done. Get them out of here if you don't mind.
ANOMALY: Who knows if another enemy could strike. They always strike when you're least prepared.
ANOMALY: I would know. From experience.
M: And I know that back to back invasions aren't very common.
M: Cool your horses. I'm leaving anyway.

The four regroup at the elevator, with the three medical staff going to the first floor and M returning to her office.
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>R and X to Bond with Velvet, burn a bag and calm her down. X goes in first, R after.
"BARK!" Employee R yelps as she's dropped onto the floor by Employee X. The last bag is carried on her back. Employee R keeps yelping as Employee X enters the cell.

The velvet royal is busy looking at her outfit.
Employee X slowly drops the bag onto the floor.
Employee X raises her arms up in defense, just in case.
She slowly starts to back up while avoiding drawing any attention.
The royal looks up, not noticing her at first. Considering the only other object of interest...
ANOMALY: Littering? Such a disappointment. Not the first one either.
ANOMALY: No one shall litter at our estate.
A ball of roaring fire is sent flying towards Employee X.

Employee X is sent flying out of the containment cell. Thanks to being an android and the salty bathrobe, only minor damage is done to her face and legs. Her head is on fire, though.

"Go in." Employee X commands the dog. The dog rushes in, without the robe (can't exactly be worn on her, you know?). Employee X proceeds to stop, drop, and roll.

The bag is in flames, slowly burning away.
The anomaly is glaring daggers at it. Her mouth is twisted in a forced, furious grimace.
R: Bark!
The anomaly looks over at the new noise. Her face softens.
R: Bark! Bark! Bark!
Employee R rushes over to the anomaly and jumps onto her lap.
She squirms and shifts around before finding a "comfortable" position on the lap to rest on.
ANOMALY: Oh. Lalonde. Thank you for coming in my time of need.
The anomaly gently rubs the fur of the dog. Employee R holds her whimpers as her fur is burned off.
ANOMALY: I can always rely on you to be here. When the burden of my status overwhelm my fragile constitution.
It sighs. Super heated air rushes into the containment cell.
ANOMALY: Littering. Burnt cooking. Insolent cleaning staff. This world is not what it used to be.
ANOMALY: It used to be better. When the legacy I had meant something.
R: Bark...
The heat is getting to Employee R but she stays until she's 100% certain.
Employee R stares at the burning bag. Ready to jump the moment it's gone.
ANOMALY: Thank you. Only a dog can understand after all. Isn't that funny?
ANOMALY: Even when I was young, it was the dogs who helped.
The bag is fully burnt. Employee R hops off the anomaly's lap and quickly makes it for the door.
The anomaly looks back at its outfit, clumps of burnt dog fur on her lap.
Dogs don't care about wealth or fame. They care about what you are.
ANOMALY: Such a wonderful life. Wasted. If only I knew my foolishness.
The flames of the anomaly slowly dull to a light flicker.

Employee R lays on the cool steel floor, trying to get any comfort from her overheating. Seeing her hurt sucks but she's one of the best ways to keep it calm.
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>Alpha to do whatever with Fortune (Nurture). Do a good job, alright?
Yeah, you frankly don't have the willpower to deal with this box today. You're about ready to go to bed. You send the somewhat generic order to Alpha before leaning back.

Alpha enters the containment cell.
α: Long time no see! How's it been going?
α: Probably going out on an anomaly extraction mission. Hope you're not too jealous!
α: You'll always hold a place in my heart.
He steps closer and wraps his arms around the machine to give it a great ol' hug.
He pulls out a coin and a slip of paper with a short message scribbled on it.
Without further ado, he drops the two into the machine and pushes the "horoscope" button.
Finally. Something I can understand. Something whose fate is solid.
The machine starts chugging along after getting its payment.
Alpha taps his foot along to the rhythm of the machine's noise. He then proceeds to start beatboxing to the machine’s noise.
α: Uhh. Yeah. Uhh, yeah, get swifty now. Yeah, yeah.
The machine suddenly stops.
A wheeze of gears grinding, followed by a squeak, gets Alpha's attention.
α: Oh, sorry.
The chugging starts back up after a moment, then stops, before getting back to its usual pace.
Eventually, a piece of paper is finally spat out of it. No star symbol is seen.
Alpha catches it in the air and quickly scans it.
He holds it up to the camera so you can see it.
ANOMALY: "Brightest sector tonight: Tau-58. Lucky Direction: West. Amount of extraction targets the mission asks for: 2."
ANOMALY: "There's a telephone out there. Pick it up and read this off to it. Make sure an agent with XY is with you."
ANOMALY: "B-Company sponsorship chance: By tomorrow, 85%. If not then, 100% the day after."
Alpha nods to the machine.
α: Thank you for the advice. Guess I needed a bit of good old luck, you know?
Alpha pats the machine on its top before turning around and promptly exiting the cell.
The Stars shall shine tomorrow. I am sorry. Truly sorry.

None of those particularly seem like advice geared towards you, aside from the warning(?) of B-Company. Two anomalies are being captured, though? Interesting.
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>Employee H to Bond with Sense. Relive your glory days.
Give a guy a bone, eh? Especially after the memory trip you had. He quickly heads over to the cell before any further instructions are given.

The TV sits in the middle of the cell, ready for a new viewer.
Employee H clasps his hands together.
H: Alright, alright, something I can understand. A TV.
H: Let's be good, alright?
Employee H starts twisting the dial to get it to turn on.
Once the static starts to tune to something visible, he sits down.
Get the cameras on, watch his reaction. Watch and see.
The signal is captured, revealing...Hirose standing in front of a suburban house. Clearly fake, then.
He's in a pizza boy's outfit with a box of pizza in his hand.
Employee H's face turns ghost white.
H: Sir. I think we can do something else.
The door opens, revealing a woman in a rather...revealing outfit.
ANOMALY: "I have an extra large sausage pizza for Miss Thompson?"
ANOMALY: "Yes, that's me. I'm so sorry, honey, but..."
Employee H quickly blocks your camera with his body.
H: I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD BE WATCHING SOMETHING ELSE.
ANOMALY: "I'm all out of money. Surely there could be something else I could pay you with?"
ANOMALY: "Well miss, perhaps something fatty would be nice."
H: YEAH THIS WAS POPULAR BUT-
H: WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING? STOP!
He moves away from the camera suddenly. When he does, you see there's nothing on the TV but static.
It cuts back to a shirtless Hirose with a gun in one arm and a girl wearing a bikini in the other.
ANOMALY: "Oh, honey, you're soooo sexy. I can't thank you enough for saving me~!"
The girl rubs her body against Hirose. The gruff Hirose puts a cigarette in his mouth.
ANOMALY: "No problem, sugartits. All in a good day's work by Hey Rise the Fifth!"
Employee H's panic quickly dies out when he sees this. He bursts out laughing, actually.
He coughs and adjusts his posture, taking on a similar stance.
H: All in a great day's work by Chot Ring the Ninth! Without it, we would be bored stupidly!
The two Hiroses laugh in unison.
ANOMALY: "Oh, honey, it's good that you can love yourself."
ANOMALY: "Loving myself? Wait, that gives me an idea."
The TV quickly switches back to static. And then you see two shirtless Hiroses standing in front of each other.
The real Employee H quickly turns around to look at the containment cell airlock.
H: Sir. If you watch this, I'll break into your office and snap your neck.
ANOMALY: "My own clone...the only one truly able to..."
ANOMALY: "Understand your body? Of course, me. I could never..."
Employee H storms out when the camera begins panning below the torso.

And you quickly turn off the camera, good night. You made the mistake of going too deep in this kind of sauce, you'll be stronger willed. that and you don't want to look at whatever the fuck was going to be shown.
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The Work Order for A Hope for a Brighter Future has been completed.
The Work Result was Neutral
Abstraction Energy Count: +5/∞
Employee Morale: Grateful --> Calm
Current Anomaly Mood: Restrained
Employee Trait(s) Revealed
ETF-σ - Holy Duelist (FOR++, STA+. Grows stronger the more duels she completes.)
Working Notes - σ
-Pain calms him down. He wasn't as worked up when we had our duel. Perhaps Subdue is a good choice?
-The wound isn't that bad, truly. He cares a bit too much. Overcorrection. Patching it up myself.

The Work Order for Sirocco has been completed.
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +4 (0/15)
Employee Morale: Sick --> Neutral
Current Anomaly Mood: Asleep
Working Notes - V
-Not a lot of pep left in her. Kinda feel bad.
-I hope you're ready to end the day. She's not gonna wake up any time soon.

The Work Order for Til the Last Shot has been completed.
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +7/∞
Employee Morale: Neutral (A), Eager (E), Bored (S), Unnerved (M)
Current Anomaly Mood: Apathetic
Employee Trait(s) Revealed
Employee S - Abnormality Medic (Can heal and understand anomaly anatomy better, FOR+++ against anomalies she has healed, STA-)

Working Notes - A
-All were saved. I think they would've regrown slowly but this absolutely sped it up.
-None of the bullets could be reused. Sorry.

Working Notes - E
-It's sad to see a human in so much harm. They might not show it but it's there.
-Human harm is bad. I suggest helping them, or mercy killing them, to prevent further harm.
-They were hesitating. Why?

Working Notes - S
-It's sickening how I'm learning how these things tick. Days of working on anomalous wounds does that.
-Their meat isn't human meat. Not cow, not drone. Nothing. It's at least fifteen different slurries.
-I don't believe permanent, irreparable injury is possible with our weapons. Well, except the IED and molotovs.

Working Notes - M
-A lot more standoffish. Weird, doesn't it respect authority? Maybe that's not the issue, though.
-Saw the freshly revived folks. They just kept staring at me. Watching my every mood. Weird.
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The Work Order for Fire on the Velvet Horizon has been completed.
The Work Result was Neutral.
Abstraction Energy Count: +5 (5/15)
Employee Morale: Neutral (X), Tired (R)
Current Anomaly Mood: Relaxed
Working Notes - X
-Final bag has been burnt. Sponsorship over.
-Metal beats flesh.

Working Notes - R (Translated by X)
-She had another dog? Likes me because of her? Awww...I wanted to be special.
-She rambles a lot. I like listening. Not sure how big humans like it!
-I don't think she wants to hurt. Unaware. Like me when I gnaw on your shoe!

The Work Order for Fortune for a Price has been completed.
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +3/∞
Employee Morale: Grateful
Current Anomaly Mood: ???
Working Notes - Alpha
-I gotta say, it's nice working on it. No weird backstory, no violence. Just weird fortunes.
-Honestly, we were going out soon. But I didn't know how many anomalies we had to capture.

The Work Order for Chattering Lack of Common Sense has been completed.
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +4/∞
Employee Morale: Done.
Current Anomaly Mood: ???
Working Notes - H
-We're not talking about it. Be glad it was happy at my expense.

>H-Company sponsorship has been completed! You may now REFINE at any time without penalty!

You lean back against your chair. Well, you did all that's strictly necessary. You can keep pushing if you think you need some more energy but otherwise, you're content in today's progress. Shit ton of injured and damaged robots aside, that is.

Do you want to keep going or do you want to cut to REFINEMENT? Current energies and hour now: Hour 8, 280 A-Energy, 8 ICP, 5 C-Extract from High Quality or as leftovers.

Debt you have to pay to keep your new ETF agents: 6 A, 6 C. If you don't spend it, you lose permanent access to the expensive coffees you bought OR you can give your agents back.

>Let's keep working on anomalies. More energy can't hurt. (Will go to the screen with all of the relevant pastebins and information. Regular work order voting will follow from there.)
>Let's REFINE and end the day now. (Select who to send and how much. QUOTA requirement: 51, energy exchange of 2 A --> 1 C)
>Let's REFINE and do some minor stuff beforehand. (Same as the above, but feel free to add a few miscs before wrapping up the day.)
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>>5468782
Small error I just noticed. "Watching my every move" instead of "Watching my every mood."

Guess it got autocorrected to that with the software I keep the docs in. Oh well.
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I vote to refine 210 A energy into 105 c extract. I think it leaves a good balance sheet behind(assuming refinement goes well). We'd be left with 48 C extract and 64 A energy after paying for the quota and the debt. And who will refine? I think the D boy(D gal? I don't remember. Their lives are infinitely less valuable anyway... or are they? I'm regretting this moral agent already) we interrogated about the riot that had huge mental resistance will do the refinement.

Also I'm an OBEY fate kind a guy but what if, for the sake argument, a start strangled fortune told us we will do a refinement work order ourselves. Would this sacrifice be too much in your views anons? Would you DISOBEY over this?
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>a start strangled fortune
W-what did auto correct ment by this?
Also seeing that machine of war soar over the skies in our memories reminded me, we could rent one of the(maybe even buy if they are affordable) G-corps flying machines to check out the the phone booth with THE FATHER's presence(because you know nobody can walk that far). What's your thoughts on this anons?
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>>5468788
I mainly just want to do two (three?) more work orders, something like
>S, put Tomorrow’s Promise on Fortune
Mostly because I ate a fortune cookie recently and love the taste. Also, S is bored.
>R2, U, Subdue Future
Because I trust Sigma
>Have D-US Observe Shot before being recruited
Because if his brain is really melting and he’s gonna die soon, this might keep him alive and his Observe ability useful. Will also avoid him from being counted as dead.

Also, some Misc
>Heal R
>S, try on TP
>Wish our ETF good hunting, and to follow the fortune (They are allowed to take anything fortune related that’ll help them, so long as the sign a renter’s application in triplicate). Also, tell the about C-0RA’s findings and location, for after their original job is done.
>Admin, have a talk with Zero, use Snow’s things as props to emphasize the point, and give both to her, just so she keep that weight with her as a memory
Also, if the retrieval mission isn’t going near C-0RA’s coordinates, we should consider sending Zero with R2 up there.
>Wear OWB while you sleep (after the post-shift events are finished)
It’s gonna heal us the longer we wear it. C-0RA will find us and wake us up later.

>>5468985
Support, but with the last unknown D-Class instead. Mental Resistance is a premium with all there mental anomalies.

>Would this sacrifice be too much in your views anons? Would you DISOBEY over this?
I’d be up for it, just to provide an example for our employees to follow. We are with them on this wild facility rollercoaster

>>5469004
I’m all for buying our own helicopter, just for shits and giggles. Also don’t mind trying out Admin personally (when he’s both healthy and stronger). I do think that Alpha’s fortune is related to the phonebook though.
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I'll vote when I wake up. Nice update OP.
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>>5469212
I SUPPORT all the misc work BUT I DO NOT support the work orders I think we should refine now and end shift. That being said I completely agree with your work orders especially with the one with SHOT I think its even the moral thing to do. So I'm actually okay if these work orders pass.
>I’d be up for it, just to provide an example for our employees to follow. We are with them on this wild facility rollercoaster

That's what I'm thinking too! But even though I see you, a quest regular support it I don't think it would pass other quest regulars and lurkers vote if it were ever up to question.
>Support, but with the last unknown D-Class instead. Mental Resistance is a premium with all there mental anomalies.
You got me convinced +1 to this.
>I’m all for buying our own helicopter, just for shits and giggles.
We'd probably need to hire a pilot too. Imagine how fun would be to one of the many different pilot stereotypes as a employee.

Also fellow anons what do you think of [DYING LIGHT] for now? Do you still hate idea B4d?

>>5469218
I knew I forgotten something, great work QM. I was especially intrigued by the voice of the eye asking why do they still struggle and also how is the Admin with us after receiving the return salvo.
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>>5468788
Misc Addendum
>Interview the chef when he awakens (can be postponed til next shift)
>Give E a couple headpats for a great job today, she deserves being spoiled

>>5469257
>BUT I DO NOT support the work orders I think we should refine now and end shift
That’s fine, I just wanted to squeeze a little extra outta today (Paradigm/Anomaly crosstest and D-US mainly). I do think if we wait on D-US though, he will be dead by next shift, wasting that interesting Observer ability.
>But even though I see you, a quest regular support it I don't think it would pass other quest regulars and lurkers vote if it were ever up to question.
I honestly think there would be enough support, I think Refinement comes down to willpower at the end of the day, and we have that in spades. Plus, Fortune hasn’t led us astray before.
>We'd probably need to hire a pilot too. Imagine how fun would be to one of the many different pilot stereotypes as a employee.
That’ll be rad.
>Also fellow anons what do you think of [DYING LIGHT] for now? Do you still hate idea B4d?
I think it’s alright, I just don’t want it to commit us to a dying action without our consent.
>the Eye
I sort of want to switch the tables and get in good with B Corp, just to confuse them.
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QM is the Admin aware of anything like E.G.O. gear in this universe? We know of gear made with anomalous extracts but EGO gear something different as far as i know, so does the Admin know of any products even remotely similar from any of the corps?
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>>5469212
Supporting this (refining takes 2 hours anyway IIRC, so why not work a bit?)
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Also, maybe we should scrape some meat and send it down to 4th Floor to spread it silently.
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>>5469463
Bit too dangerous no? SHOT might become aware of the entities(they Cleary hear thoughts or some other bs) as and the entities might break into the 3rd floor to silence him. Now if it doesn't go down as I described it then this is an awesome idea. So I'm fine if this idea happens or not.
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>>5469475
I don’t think so. Meat should be a passive form of sensory observation, not active or ‘loud’ as C-0RA was. Plus, there are five different entities down there, probably all different anomalies (with one being the loud knowledge autist). If they could coexist together on a floor, then the Meatcreep should be fine.

Besides, wouldn’t they just tear up the meat if it became too ‘noisy’?
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>>5469500
Okay I totally disagree but I realized I REALLY want to know what will happen, so I will support this idea when it will come to a vote. And I assume we will do this next shift?
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>>5468788
>Let's REFINE and do some minor stuff beforehand. (Same as the above, but feel free to add a few miscs before wrapping up the day.)
Send in D-??? for REFINEMENT.
Refine 210 A into 105 C, leaving us with 48 C and 64 A after quota and debt, as >>5468985 explained.

MISCS
>Get R/Roxy medical attention, if not already
More people getting burned from Velvet. I think some Subdue work is in order next time
>Check on D-H3427, thank them for their help during the R-Corp raid. They did facehugger that one guy and performed hit-and-run ambush tactics, and that was still a good help during the shitshow.
Self-explanatory
>Wish our ETF good hunting, and to follow the fortune. Also, tell them about C-0RA’s findings and location, for after their original job is done.
>Admin, have a talk with Zero, use Snow’s things as props to emphasize the point, and give both to her, just so she keeps that weight with her as a memory
>Interview the chef from Art of Flesh when he awakens (can be postponed until next shift)
>HEAD ON UP AND OUT TO THE BALCONY/SHOP SPOT
>Wear OWB while you sleep (after the post-shift events are finished)

>>5468985
>>5469212
>>5469449
Who do we send in for REFINEMENT? I'm not bothering to go back to the relevant threads to hunt for tidbits about them right now
>D-5UH4 (Suha? Cyka?)
All we know is Amazonian (Nurture+, Appease-, Bond-, Subdue++, FOR++, STA+), plus they're a big redheaded meathead ungatard
>D-D3X732 (Dexter)
We know nothing but they went under N&Q in 45 seconds, the second lowest of every D-Class we have
>D-124N474 (The fuck is this name?)
We know nothing.
>D-4U9US7US (Augustus)
All we know is they got REDACTED and fucked up, getting [EXPUNGED] (Willpower and Mental Protection will permanently drain over time, Observe++, Presence++)
>D-D4N131 (Daniel)
We know nothing.
>D-C4537 (Casey) (reference to MANAGER, HELP!)
All we know is Gullible (Bond+, Appease-, Subdue-, easily convinced by anomalies)
>D-93029Y (Georgy)
They're some fat old man that went into REFINEMENT one of these days we've had, and ended up liking it for some reason? Otherwise we know nothing
>D-10V311 (Lovell)
We know nothing.
>D-W23N (Wren? Ween?)
We used them to test the cryopod once. I forgot how they looked like in the descriptions.
>D-C45P14N (Caspian)
>D-W01FY (Wolfy)
They're our two main competent/used D-Class.
>D-H3427 (Heart)
Its the one guy that turned into the metal heart spider thing. And they got Traumatizing (Bonding--, Subdue++, Presence++, absolutely freaks the shit out of most anomalies or employees)
>D-4C3 (Ace)
All we know is they have orange hair or some shit, kind of manipulative and crafty, the highest N&Q resistance out of all our D-Class currently, and they got Conceited (Bond-, Nurture-, Subdue+, Mental Protection+, Willpower+)

Who will be the sacrifice?
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>>5469212
I would rather keep these work orders in mind for next shift/day, and not now. We're getting way into the day as it is.
>S, try on Yesterday's Promise
I am against this. We can do more testing tomorrow. S was working medbay all day due to R-Corp shit and all our other injured, they need a damn break
>consider sending Zero with R2 up there
I am against this. I don't want Zero leaving our facility anytime soon, not after today's events.
>C-0RA will find us and wake us up later
I trust her enough to put on the "disappear from peoples' thoughts" outfit, but I wonder how it'll affect the facility? Probably not much?

>>5469261
>Give E a couple headpats for a great job today, she deserves being spoiled
I am against this. If we headpat E for doing a good job in medbay, that snubs all the other people we had working their asses off in medbay too. Not to mention they might get jealous. That's bad for cooperation and teamwork.
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>>5469689
>I am against this. If we headpat E for doing a good job in medbay, that snubs all the other people we had working their asses off in medbay too. Not to mention they might get jealous. That's bad for cooperation and teamwork.
Extremely true, everyone should get headpats instead. If they are okay with it ofcourse.
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>>5469684
Haven't updated that section but I will say this: 10V311 and D3X732 are dead and missing respectively (10V311 got Art'd, D3X732 got Fortune'd. Art'd was a while ago, Fortune'd was this shift.)

and when it comes to "relevant details", don't worry unless they're been around for a couple of shifts (i.e C45P/W01FY)
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>>5469702
This isn't Do Your Best Quest. I refuse to headpat anybody that isn't R/Roxy, or somebody else as a joke
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>>5469710
>10V311 is dead
I just wanted to say "don't refine Lovell in case he has a hot and angry wife"
What have you done, anons.
What have you done.

>>5469684
Let's refine D-93029Y, since he liked it there.
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>>5469713
Okay, but what if,for the sake of argument, the admin did to a romantic interest in an extremely awkward way because he has completely forgotten how flirting was supposed to be done?
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>>5469735
This is Lovell with a V
That is Lowell with a W
That's that, and this is this
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>>5469710
Thanks for clarifying OP

>>5468788
Add to my vote in >>5469684 to REFINE using D-93029Y (Georgy)
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>>5469741
It's only half a letter of difference.
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>>5469738
Can't get much more awkward than that time we had Kate wash our back.
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>>5469767
yeah, but Kate is no romantic interest. She is an advanced drone or something. And she might or might not be corporate incarnate considering she is THE ideal employee(or something).

Speaking of which anons do you think Kate would even think it over before snitching us to higher management if we told her we had revolutionary sympathies?
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>>5469892
>Sexually harassing her boss
>Ideal employee
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>>5469897
Excuse me, she was enforcing hygiene discipline. Being sick steals valuable work hours.
>Inb4 they will make you work sick anyways.

Your less productive when sick anon, come on now.
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>>5469897
>Harassment claims can't happen if management feels objectified

>That incident is a trump card against the yaoi fanfic,
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>>5469940
>>That incident is a trump card against the yaoi fanfic
ohhh is it now? So when will it be played? 5 more yaoi fanfics later?
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>>5469946
If we ever in character see the fanfic we can sputter out that time as a defense for ourself digging a deeper hole in a comedic fashion
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>>5469950
you know what, that doesn't sound like a bad idea at all! We can also bring up H's old movies as well. This comedy writes itself.
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>>5469506
I love that we can disagree, still be cordial, and still want the same action regardless. This playerbase is kino like that.

>>5469684
M’s suggestion.

>>5469689
S specifically said that she was bored and wanted some excitement. Also, we can headpat the other employees as well if you don’t want them left out (I always wondered how A’s Halo would interact with a physical hand desu).

>>5469713
Partypooper

>>5469735
>>5469741
Seems like we can still meet the hot angry wife mate. Though the thought of a wife specifically tracking her D-Class husband down to this facility is fucking hilarious .

>>5469892
I think Kate isn’t a P Corp special employee, I think was a regular employee like us, and then she was Haloed or Meated or something similar to change her into her current configuration.

It also could be that Anomalous Employees are the P Corp’s special.
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>>5470097
>I think Kate isn’t a P Corp special employee, I think was a regular employee like us, and then she was Haloed or Meated or something similar to change her into her current configuration.
Hmmmm very interesting. This could very well be true. We should ask her to give a locket of her hair to the detective to see if this has any truth behind it.(if it's still functional after the tar bath.)
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>>5469378
The closest to "E.G.O Gear" the Admin personally knows about is the PARADIGMs and whatever weird bullshit Agent K does with the Blessed Blade.

>>5470731
That would be an option...but considering what it did to you, and how long it took to process your tar, you'd hazard it's probably still on cooldown.

>>5469261
>I think it’s alright, I just don’t want it to commit us to a dying action without our consent.
Refer to >>5433672's introduction to your voices. You're never forced to do something they ask of.

Regardless, I think a day and a half has been enough. Seems like people are split between working on anomalies and not (B4d and jNJ want to, m0e and q9R against). So, do you guys want to do these:
S, put Tomorrow's Promise on Fortune
R2, U, Subdue Future
D-US to Observe Shot, have him be consumed into meat

>Y
>N, but something else (List what work orders you want)
>N, nothing period (Just the miscs will be written.)

And for miscs:
Do you want to go to the balcony/shop spot now or after shift? Some might notice the Admin going out for cigarettes and milk, for better or worse.
>Yeah! Get some cold air to soothe our nerves.
>Nah, do it after shift.

When you're talking to Zero, do you wanna mention that Roxanne name you heard from Chattering?
>Maybe it'll get under her skin. A power play. What's the harm?
>Are we even sure that's her name? Let's not bother.

Do you wanna headpat E?
>[BOUND BY DUTY] That is highly unprofessional and I'm disgusted we even had the thought. No.
>[HOPELESS WRECK] C'MON. WE'RE ROTTING AWAY. WHY NOT. LIVE A LITTLE.

And are you fine with using D-93029Y or is there another choice I forgot? (Refinement of 210 A --> 105 C, assuming no other complications)
>Y
>N (List someone else, a name preferable. Or else it'll be random)
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>>5471066
>Y
>Nah, do it after shift.
>Maybe it'll get under her skin. A power play. What's the harm?
>[HOPELESS WRECK] C'MON. WE'RE ROTTING AWAY. WHY NOT. LIVE A LITTLE.
>Y
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>>5471066
>Y
>Nah, do it after shift.
>Are we even sure that's her name? Let's not bother.
>[HOPELESS WRECK] C'MON. WE'RE ROTTING AWAY. WHY NOT. LIVE A LITTLE.
>Y
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>>5471066
>N, nothing period (Just the miscs will be written.)
>Nah, do it after shift.
>Maybe it'll get under her skin. A power play. What's the harm?
>Y
Guys its been like 8 hours, come on
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>>5471088
Oh right, and
>[HOPELESS WRECK] C'MON. WE'RE ROTTING AWAY. WHY NOT. LIVE A LITTLE.
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>>5471075
+1 to this
>>5471088
>Guys its been like 8 hours, come on
You are extremely correct! If we get any rewards at all, it will be a joke. But getting that paradigm will prevent too much complaints from upper management. And I support the work orders despite agreeing with your point because... I wanna see what will happen and D class might not make it or degenerate into being incomprehensible if we wait around.
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>>5469950
Counterpoint: Cora can just genderbend the Admin (hi, A2) and easily write a yuri fic instead.
But if I--sorry, *Cora*, was going to write yuri, she'd probably prefer the Admin/Celanine pairing instead. Hypothetically speaking.
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>>5471189
>But if I--sorry, *Cora*, was going to write yuri, she'd probably prefer the Admin/Celanine pairing instead.
>[BOUND BY DUTY]
This is beyond unprofessional. People WILL think she got a free arm replacement because we fantasize about copulating with her. The potential results on staff morale are unacc-
>[HOPELESS WRECK]
OUR DAYS OUR NUMBERED. I CAN FEEL IT. THIS WILL PROVE A GREAT COPE TO FORGET ABOUT THE APPROACHING END. REMEMBER, BEING ABLE TO COPE IS NECESSERY FOR SURVIVAL.
> [DYING LIGHT]
We will not be writing sexual fanfic of our employees. Especially since we have so much power over our employees. Even if done in "harmless" fun as a cope about our upcoming end this can only lead to more harm for us and our employees.

Shitposting aside what do you guys think? Think i got [DYING LIGHT] correct? Its definitely the anti-[HOPELESS WRECK] and is thus anti-shitposting. We'll need some more dialogue out of Q̶M̶ [DYING LIGHT] before we can get the handle on shitposting with it.
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>>5471248
[DYING LIGHT]: Cora. For all of our sakes, stop writing these.
shitpost's [SMOLDERING MAN]: *kills her on the spot
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>>5471376
SMOLDERING MAN [Easy: Success] - I'm a man of principles and standards. And if lives get in the way of those principles, so be it. I'd say I'm the better man here.
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>>5471189
That’d be hilarious, you think Cora would replace S-4M in this situation, or would that be E?

>>5471248
I think Dying Light would be a secret romantic, and would tacitly (being embarrassed and soft spoken) support the breaking down of corporate barriers for the sake a of the most human emotion of all- love.

Light just wanted to be treated as human after all.
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>>5471440
This is the correct interpretation of Dying Light, the awkwardly supportive-but-not-entirely-understanding father figure who's primary personality feature is appreciation for the passions of others
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>>5471601
>>5471440
Huh, very interesting take. I totally disagree though. I think [DYING LIGHT] wouldn't approve of ANY sexual stuff with an employee(even if LIGHT was a romantic) with out their very explicit consent as you know... as their boss writing even just fanfic of them can lead to terrible and unacceptable exploitation. And the employees would be helpless to stop Admin because you know they don't want to lose a job in an Alphabet company. Not that I fear Admin would ever do such a thing, I just think that would how LIGHT see the situation.
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>>5471698
I think this is correct. Writing fanfics about real people isn't breaking corporate barriers, it's breaking those people's private boundaries.
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>>5471698
I disagree with your take. Light wasn’t fighting against unacceptable exploitation, he was fighting unacceptable deprivation of the human character, and behalf of raw passion. Remember the brightly colored mess of a flag? It wasn’t a statement about better working conditions or wages, but of pure, unbridled passion, meant to invoke emotion, whatever that emotion may be. It was a revolt against the destruction of the human soul, a revolt against being just another faceless clog in the corporate machine. A dying passion, being eaten away by the Nothingness of the Corporate State.

Dying Light would’ve abhorred being compared to HR.
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>>5471698
You are fundamentally misunderstanding something. It's not the Admin writing the fic, it's Cora. The Admin is as much of a victim here as any of the people he's being paired with, and the voices are just the personified manifestations of his coping and potential reactions.
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>>5472025
Also this

I would never support Admin writing C-0RA tier fanfics about himself. That’s just too much cringe for poor Admin’s body to take, and he leaks toxic tar constantly.
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>>5472025
Yeah duh, but that wouldn't make for an interesting convo while waiting for an update now does it.
>>5472023
Hmmm once again a very interesting take, which could easily be true! But I still think [LIGHT] would outraged at a man using power given to him by corporate in order violate personal boundaries and get away with it. It has nothing to do with "HR" in my opinion. Basically what I'm saying is LIGHT being such a moral agent would be really concerned with the Admin potentially abusing his power for personal gain to the (potential) detriment of others. I mean leave the funny but unrealistic scenario of fanfics and get to a romantic relationship with an employee, now LIGHT obviously wouldn't be against romantic relationships, he gave his life away to be a human for Father's sake but LIGHT would constantly pepper the Admin's mind to ensure he isn't abusing his place of power in the relationship. I think we can at least agree with the last bit I said no?
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>>5472046
I think what you’re describing is actually [Moral Agent], [Dying Light] just wants to die passionately for something, anything. Think of a mix of Marius and Eponine from Les Misérables, but darker and more desperate to believe and fight. That’s [Dying Light].
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>>5472172
Nah, not anything just for what it believes is right. Its seems we'll have agree to disagree until we see more of [DYING LIGHT] the question of what LIGHT is will fix it self.
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[DYING LIGHT] is too big and idealistic and tied to the completion of the Admin as a human being for small worries. It exists in a world without much hope, and looks to tremendous beauty through the Admin's principles. So it won't waste its words and actions on a ridiculous thing such as pornography (ie. "[DYING LIGHT] No comment."). [BOUND BY DUTY] or [MORAL AGENT] would have more choice words about abusing the employee-employer relationship. More grounded in the dire circumstances and endless monotony of day-to-day life in the City.

Ah what the hell, as anon said, it's all speculation. The QM will clear everything up with authority in the end.
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Currently writing on the update at the moment, should get something out super soon. I will clarify one thing about the skills.

In DE terms, they're essentially a fusion of around three to four of the Schizo Cop's skills. I'll answer what [DYING LIGHT] does through writing it, of course. That'll be more satisfying than any answer. You can try to guess what skills they're most similar to as a cute little challenge.
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>>5472268
Nah anon, all of our skills has some thing to say if asked. We could probably ask QM to give what the Admins skill think on ANY situation and they will have a take, no doubt in my mind.
[HOPELESS WRECK] will look at everything through the lens of survival and persevering.
[BOUND BY DUTY] will look at everything through the lens of doing what you're responsible for and never being a burden by not doing your duty.
[DYING LIGHT] will look at everything through the lens of(in my opinion) doing what's "right" even if the price of doing it is our life.

Also anons i actually have no clue what we learned from that MEAT girl who knows us. Can you lads give me what's deal you think is with SHOT after the MEAT girls exposition.
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>>5472323
I think BOUND BY DUTY and DYING LIGHT could actually end up at odds with each other on some cases, where doing what is right and doing what is our duty do not align
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>>5472329
Yeah im scared about DYING LIGHT causing a stink( cause internal doubts maybe lower our willpower if we keep doing it with no change) about sacrificing D-class with out any benefit to them. Till now both
HOPELESS WRECK and BOUND BY DUTY had no reason to object to the practice but now... we remember the days when we were human, a human who would give their live to stay that human. Let me say this if LIGHT does actually cause a stink im siding with him. Fuck being a corporate husk who sends people to their death. Even if we HAVE TO send D-class to refinement we should give not insignificant benefits to those that do the job at least.
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[HOPELESS WRECK] Though it'll kill me--
[BOUND BY DUTY] --I'll protect you all--
[DYING LIGHT] --waiting for the day you take up the torch.

That's how I envision them playing off each other.
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>Get R/Roxy medical attention, if not already
Employee A is currently patching up the dog, mostly by rubbing on some burn ointment from one of the medkits on the furless, burnt patch of skin. His hands glow slightly as he pushes the cream in. She should be fine enough.

>Check on D-H3427, thank them for their help during the R-Corp raid. They did facehugger that one guy and performed hit-and-run ambush tactics, and that was still a good help during the shitshow.
Currently, the metallic heart has been reconnected in the small cage that you suspect came with one of your two dog employees. Of course, you're not retarded enough to actually thank it in person, but you turn on the intercom.

"Thank you for your assistance, D-H3427. Even if you're some weird oddity, your elimination of the target did help." You cough, drinking more ash-flavored coffee. You can't wait for the good shit to return.

The heart scratches something onto the metallic floor. You squint down at it. You manage to prase out "WANT MORE FOOD, GIMME."

[DYING LIGHT] Did she even have to ask? It's pitiful that extra food is something that is considered a proper "reward" for what she did.
[BOUND BY DUTY] It honored its end of the bargain. I see no issue increasing its rations for now.

You make a non-committal noise. "The request seems reasonable. At ease." The metallic heart 'claps' its claws together with glee. Well, horrible abomination aside, it's one of the better Ds.

>Wish our ETF good hunting, and to follow the fortune. Also, tell them about C-0RA’s findings and location, for after their original job is done.
Currently, all nine operational agents are surrounding Delta, discussing the next anomaly extraction they have to do. Delta looks fucking FURIOUS. Probably because he still hasn't recovered from his gut punch.

[BOUND BY DUTY] They remind you of someone. A family you had, but not by blood. It's comforting.

"GET THAT GOD DAMN ADMIN TO APPROVE IT!" Delta hisses at the others. Gamma smacks him across the face. "Del. Fucking think for a moment, get some sense back into you."

"You would be dead weight." Epsilon bluntly states. "You would be worthless on the field. Stay silent."

"HEY, FUCK YOU TOO!" Delta tries to suppress a cough from yelling so much. A faint trickle of red runs down his mouth. Delta, Epsilon, and Gamma keep snapping at each other before-

"ENOUGH!" Beta and Chi command. The three squabbling agents silence themselves. The others quickly fall into line, ceasing their own personal chats. "Look." Beta's voice returns to the calm, collected tone it usually has. "This isn't what matters."

"Indeed." Chi nods. "We need to discuss what anomaly reports we have to go after and who to send. Else, we'll be turned into mince meat."

"Or glass." Gamma shivers. Somehow you know what he's on about. That weird dream...

"Thank you, you two." Everyone quickly looks up at the intercom you're speaking through.
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"I must say, good luck on your next hunt. With several anomalies possibly being decommissioned soon, we need all the resources we can get." You blandly announce to them. "Now, what was Delta having a fit about?"

"I WANT TO GO WITH THEM!"

"The only way that would be possible is through constant usage of the heart PARADIGM." Null is busy restitching up Delta's gut wound. "Which would require us holding onto it for a day."

"I don't think it's a good idea." Beta is flipping through some notes he has written. "He still has a day or two left of healing, minimum."

[DYING LIGHT] You have to admire his spirit. His desire to push on, even when barely clinging to life.

"Regardless." You refuse to give any answer for now. "There was also reports off something of potential by C-0RA, one of my assistants. Phone booth, 3555 miles north, 2555 miles east from there."

Tau snorts the moment you finish speaking. "Sir, I apologize, but we're not going that far away." Null shakes her head. "And no, I doubt we can do it as a return trip thing."

"We could send a pair over there." Alpha muses. Sigma shakes her head. "I'm afraid our hands are full as is. He'd need to send someone besides us to check it out."

"Oh, yeah, sir." Beta snaps his fingers. "Considering how fucked up the last harvest was? All of us, 'cept Delta, are gonna be gone next shift. Better safe than sorry."

"Is it possible for any of you to stay behind?" You muse, trying to consider whether having nine employees missing is worth it or not.

"I'd hazard we can spare two but it would probably increase the risk of one of us going splatty splat!" Tau cackles. "Your call. Otherwise, all y'all have is Delly Del!"

"Duly noted. Well, to help with the harvest, I'll allow you to use any Fortune-based products left to improve the odds. We'll send a leasing form for it. Face the Fear, Build the Future."

"Okay."
"Alright!"
"Thank you, sir!"
"10-4."

Send someone else? You have two spunky girls you could possibly send there and one K-9 unit you could send there.

[HOPELESS WRECK] THROW THAT FUCKING COWGIRL UP THERE, ALONE. BITCH DESERVES IT!
[DYING LIGHT] Silence. There is no need for vengeance right now. In fact, aren't we talking to her soon?

Right, the "talk".

>Admin, have a talk with Zero, use Snow’s things as props to emphasize the point, and give both to her, just so she keeps that weight with her as a memory

You check up on the area she's at. Seems like the chef extracted is still knocked out, so that snubbed your plan to interview him this shift. Zero has most of her midsection wrapped up tightly but she seems mobile enough to move.

You page her.

Administrator --> Ranger Zero
ADMINISTATOR: Office. Now. No questions.

She grimaces as she sees your message. Good. She knows why you're calling her. No need to pretend there's any pretense.

"S-4M, let her in." "Alright, sir. Do you wish for some privacy?" "As much as can be given."

S-4M disappears from the screen.
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The airlock opens. A messy brown-haired girl wearing a cheap poncho enters. The normally cocky grin is replaced with a weary, worried half-smile. Her usually sun-kissed skin is an ugly pale now thanks to blood loss.

[HOPELESS WRECK] ALL SHE'S MISSING IS THE BLACK TAR AND SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE US! HA!

"You know why you're here, right, Roxanne?" You stare right at her. A whimper exits her, her position even more unstable "H-how did you..."

You place the revolver and hat onto the table. She flinches again when she notices them. "Y-Yes. I-I, uh, know why I'm here."

[HOPELESS WRECK] "Seems like you know not to blabber. How unlike you, considering what you did a few hours ago. The FUCK made you think that was a good idea?"

"Y-you we-were the one who-who, uh, accepted the sponsorship, sir. I only-"

"Strictly speaking, you are correct!" You bitterly laugh. "Yet because of you, you fucked over my chance at a better sponsorship, and made my job harder and all for what?"

"A misguided attempt to seem superior? Because of you, six people are dead and several are in critical condition, including you. Which will probably tank my ratings. Which will make everything harder."

Ranger Zero doesn't comment much. Seems like being beaten to a pulp has knocked out any attempt for her to counter your "discussion".

[DYING LIGHT] "Look. I want to help everyone here. I want to make sure everyone is safe, protected, and in the best condition they can be. To make their day a little brighter. And I truly want you to be part of that operation."

"But you betrayed my trust. Even if you did help us at the end. That's the most damning thing you did. I can't in good faith ignore what you did."

"...I know." Ranger Zero sighs, not really sure what to say. "I can't really apologize and have you seriously consider it, right?"

"I'm just worried. About the fetishization you have towards these anomalies, these threats. We're lucky only three or four have been unruly. I just..."

[BOUND BY DUTY] "I get that angle. But using any tools to complete said operation is not a sin. It is simply being efficient and a good manager. I have to use what we have."

"I suppose so, sir. Admin. Whatever your name is." Zero leans against the wall. "So. What's my punishment? I'll concede, I lost."

You slide over the revolver and hat over to her. "Considering you are beaten half to death, the only punishment right now is this."

She looks bewildered. "A...hat and a gun?"

"Not that. I want you to remember the burden of what you've done, Roxanne." She barely suppresses a hiss as you say her name again. "So that you don't make the same mistake again. You're lucky none of OUR staff died because of your incompetence."

"Do we understand each other, Roxanne?"

Roxanne looks away, trying desperately to disassociate from this conversation. "Yes, sir. C-can you please call me Zero, a-at least?"

"Yes. Now, leave." She grabs the revolver and hat before leaving.
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>Give E a couple headpats for a great job today, she deserves being spoiled
You don't like doing what you just did. But it's a necessary part of your job. The job that's basically your na- okay, enough overthinking.

You call in Employee E. She breaks away from her job at the medbay to enter your office, with S-4M opening the airlocks for her. "Yes, sir? What do you need?"

"You did a good job." You reach your hand out and pat the android on the head. She squeaks when you do. "I just wanted to say that. It is employees like you that keep this place as good as it can be."

"T-thank you, sir!" A wobble is heard in her voice. Not of sadness, but of joy. Joy from being praised. "I-I'll work harder- eep!" She squeaks as you pat her on the head again. "-just for you!"

[BOUND BY DUTY] I'm only tolerating this because it's a headpat. Do not go too far.

"Don't stress yourself out. Now, keep doing what you're good at doing." One more pat for the road. A storm of giggles pour out of Employee E, a dopey smile wide on her face. "Okay!"

She leaves with a major pep in her step. At the very least her morale is approved, that's good. Don't think about it any harder it was just-

>S, try on TP
The bored nurse grabs onto the hat. She takes a look around the secure storage room before neatly putting it on, making sure to avoid ruining her hair.

She shudders a bit and her eyes dull but unlike the other tests, she doesn't cook anything. In fact, she starts pulling out some notes (not summoned, on her person) she has written on the various anomalies of your facility. Some by experience, some on the files you've written.

She summons a knife while reading a file labeled "VELVET". She stabs at the air, pauses, and shakes her head. "Force helps, cutting the tough velvet." She adjusts the grip she has on the blade. "Velvet is tough, strong, reinforces clothes."

She slashes at the air again, humming an odd little jingle. She flips through another file, "CHATTER". "No, no, needs breach to make cuts." "FUTURE" "Grind the bones, potent holy dust. Inhale to purify" "SHOT" "Slice up, slice up, slice up, so much meat! Meatball, meatball~! Feed to Auto Doc!!!"

"Understand, understand. The proper meat to slice. So little meat, so much to be done." She leans against the wall. "Study more, need to understand proper. Proper..." She grabs onto the hat and takes it off, snapping out of her trance.

"Woo. That felt weird." She keeps the hat as she heads over to Fortune's cell.

ASPECT REVEALED!
>PRECISE (Observe+, Extraction+, grants increased knowledge on the uses and extraction of Anomalous Extracts.)
>Might decrease employee morale when worn?

Notes - S
-It felt like another voice was telling me what to do, what to say. Was really offputting.
-I wanted to cut up an anomaly, see how it bled. Was pretty hard to ignore that compulsion.
-Didn't feel like cooking. At least normal food, wanted something bizarre for a moment? I dunno, I wasn't all there.
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>R2, U, Subdue Future
Employee U grips onto the leash of the K-9 as tightly as he can. Not to restrain the dog but just to hold on. The dog enters the cell, dragging Employee U along with him.

The knight stands guard in the middle of the cell. Blood is still on his blade.
Employee U digs his heels in to stop the dog from lunging. For now.
U: I heard you committed a sin. Would you like to confess?
U: Our little friend here will know if you're lying.
Employee R2 snarls, showing off his sharp teeth.
The knight lets go of the blade's handle, letting it drop to the ground
ANOMALY: I fell to my old habits.
U: Such a shame. You were doing so well. Has the temptation of sin drawn even our best knight?
I must stay strong. I mustn't be a sinner.
U: Alas. Even those who haven't committed the First Crime aren't exempt from sin.
U: What do you have to say for yourself? Before we punish you?
ANOMALY: I'm sorry.
ANOMALY: It is hard to resist the urges. I can feel Reminder clawing at my mind. That demon...
ANOMALY: It still haunts me. I must resist its call.
U: Through pain, through sacrifice, I shall grant you this boon.
U: Sic him.
Employee U lets go of R2's leash.
Employee R2 rushes over to the sword and picks it up with his mouth. It barely manages to hold onto it.
Before the weight of the blade is too much, Employee R2 slams it into the anomaly's leg.
A violent crack rings true. The knight falls to his knees.
U: Again. I'm sorry, friend. But we must all pay for our sins with blood.
U: And without blood, this is the closest we can do to you.
ANOMALY: I understa-
Employee R2 smashes the blade into the knight's torso before dropping it. Several of the knight's ribs crack.
Employee U clasps his hands. The knight quickly follows while R2 guards the sword.
U: May the Father forgive one of His greatest knights for failing His oath to resist temptation.
ANOMALY: May the Father forgive me for my transgression. For my slight against His teachings.
ANOMALY: For this one sin, I shall do a thousand good deeds. To honor His will.
U: Repent, sinner. And may He forgive you in His infinite mercy.
The knight bows forward, keeping his gaze on the ground.
Resist the urge. Be a testament to a better world. Blessed the Lord...
Employee U and Employee R2 exit the containment cell.
A hallowed aura floods the cell. A safe and tranquil atmosphere takes over.

Employee U's whole body shudders once he's out of eyesight and earshot of the containment cell. A sickened look sticks to his face. "I had to do what was necessary, right, boy?" He pats Employee R2 on the head. The dog merely barks.
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>D-US to Observe Shot, have him be consumed into meat
After a solid five minutes of being slapped by Jack to finally be awakened, the old man is eventually lead to the anomaly's containment cell. Jack quickly leaves before anything happens.

You make a simple announcement in the anomaly's cell. "Shot, do whatever you want to him." He's going to die anyways, right?

AUTHORIZATION...MUST BE SAVED.
D-US: Where am I? Who are you?
A tendril pierces right through the man's head.
ANOMALY: Do not resist. You must be saved. I can save you.
Despite that, the D-Class is still standing. Even with a great big nothing in his head.
D-US's hands shake while he tries scribbling down some notes.
D-US: Who are you? Why am I here? Huh? Huh? Write...?
The anomaly's constant pulsing stops.
The tendril that pierced right through the man's head tilts to the side.
ANOMALY: The hell? Why are you taking this so well? The other recruits screamed.
ANOMALY: Perhaps you are one of the few good ones in this excuse of a facility.
D-US: Taking what well?
A chunk of D-US's head falls to the floor. His left arm looks pretty raw.
The tendril sniffs at the converting D-Class.
D-US keeps scribbling even as his fingers nearly rot off.
Such a single minded focus. It almost reminds me of an abnormality.
The two are in a loop of sniffing and scribbling.
D-US's leg is starting to melt away, revealing bone.
ANOMALY: Impressive...
Observing each other. Seeing who will blink first.
D-US blinks. His posture suddenly stiffens as the anomaly's conversion is completed.
D-US's left arm raises, then his right.
D-US kicks out his left right, then his right.
ANOMALY: Conversion is completed. Welcome to the army, soldier.
D-MEAT: Huh. My head feels clear now. I...huh. The last few hours were a blur.
D-MEAT: I thought I was in Gamma-Company still.
The meatball squirms but otherwise does not respond or say anything else.
ANOMALY: I think you should stand with the rest of the army, soldier.
ANOMALY: At ease. Welcome to the club.
D-US exits the containment cell.

D-US, now a meat man, lingers around the rest of the army. Yet there's a sparkle of light in his eye that isn't in the others. He flexes his fingers before leaving the horde, notes in hand.

D-4U9U57US has been converted. Controlling him will be far harder if not impossible.

Probably less of a penalty, if any, than him dying. You're content with this.
[DYING LIGHT] It is the lesser of two evils. I wish we could've picked a good, though.
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>S, put Tomorrow’s Promise on Fortune
"Weird hat, you're being put on a box. Get outta here." Employee S grumbles while carrying Yesterday's Promise over to the containment cell.

Employee S enters the containment cell.
Employee S approaches the fortune telling machine.
S: Let's see what happens when we crosstest, shall we?
S: Better not curse me! Can't be turning into a frog today.
Employee S places the chef's hat on the top of the machine.
She pulls out her notebook and waits.
My fate is...perfection?
What is this feeling? Where a-
Such a ruined texture. Paper-thin, no taste. 0/5.
The anomaly violently starts to shake in place. An awful drill-like sound seeps into the air.
Employee S steps back, still writing her notes.
S: Oh ho, finally something that isn't blood and guts.
S: Show me what you got.
The shaking suddenly stops. All is quiet for now.
Something that isn't paper is being pushed out of the slot.
Employee S bends down to grab it after it falls to the ground.
S: Huh. A cookie?
She holds a fortune cookie up to the camera.
Another fortune cookie is spat out of the anomaly. Then a third one. Then a fourth one.
S: Yeah, I think it's gonna do this for a while.
Employee S starts putting the cookies onto the table inside the cell as more fall.
A few minutes of this pass by.
After the tenth one, a regular slip of fortune paper falls out of the machine.
Employee S stops taking her notes to grab it and read it.
S: "Don't open the others yet?"
S: Mind clarifying why?
Another slip of paper is spat out of the machine. It flutters past Employee S and to the security camera.
ANOMALY: "Fortune cookie nonsense. Open them when the time comes for tiny boons."
ANOMALY: "Please take this hat off. I'm feeling rather woozy."
Employee S takes the hat off of the anomaly. All activity ceases.
S: Alright, that was entertaining! I think that's enough for both of us.
S: Have a good sleep, Fortune.
Employee S exits the containment cell.

...Okay, maybe you should test out PARADIGMs on anomalies more often, because that was the last thing you expected.
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>>5472995
>the name tip was good
Sense pulling through for us lately. Impressive.
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>D-93029Y, Refine 210 A-Energy.
"Oh boy, this again." The fatass is "politely" escorted to the REFINEMENT room with two buckets worth of capsules filled with a yellow-green substance. He steps through the threshold after a firm shove.

The airlock seals behind the newest meal.
Such a savory meal for me. So fatty and juicy.
Analyzing all known phonebooths in a 8888 mile radius...
Redacting names of revolutionaries from the history books...
Draining excess willpower and resistance...
D-93029Y: Oh god. What is that? It looks so...
D-93029Y: Pretty. So many shiny gears and scre-
Calling out to fifteen REFINEMENT brothers and sisters...
Distorting B-Company's eye for 500 milliseconds
Reaching through the common family trees...
Dreaming of a time that has long been forgotten...
D-930297: I have to keep walking forward.
D-9REGOY: The light...I want to touch it. I want to hold it. I want to feel it.
GREGORY: Please. Let me love you-
Initialization...OKAY...
CONSUMING THE SUPEREGO. FEARING THE SHADOW.
A violent snap of bone and sinew echoes throughout the whole facility.
A joyous cry rings through the facility.
Something stuck in our teeth...A-Company? Yucky!
Process...proceeding smoothly!

A small box is violently spat out of the REFINEMENT room, alongside the pants of the D-Class. There's no sign of him elsewhere.
D-930297 has been killed.

The Work Order for REFINEMENT has been completed!
C-Extract Count: +105
Extracted Items:
-A set of 5-D Glasses. Found inside the box spat out. Grants limited supranatural perception and resistance against non-damaging mental effects.
-"Bane". A flamboyant chicken dyed with pink and yellow paints. Improves the PRESENCE of all nearby employees and lowers overall facility FEAR level (read: how likely a facility is invaded)
-A cheap metal watch. Painted gold. Can be sold for a pretty penny at the Salt Shop.

Those lines that the REFINEMENT machine spits out...you always wondered what they could possibly mean. Or why it sometimes spares people or just kills them.
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The Work Order for A Hope for a Brighter Future has been completed.
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +7/∞
Employee Morale: Praying
Current Anomaly Mood: Repenting
Employee Trait(s) Revealed
Employee R2 - K-9 Training (Subdue+, STA+, Physical Protection+, Force+, Combat Trained)
Working Notes - U
-When his bones cracked, he sighed with so much relief. Pain truly grounds him.
-The more sins he has committed, the more that his pain will benefit us.
-I'll pray for his swift recovery.

Working Notes - R2 (Translated by U)
-Anomaly subdued. Put back into place. Ready for more orders, general.

The Work Order for Til the Last Shot has been completed.
The Work Result was Good!
Abstraction Energy Count: +8/∞
Employee Morale: [REDACTED] --> Ready to Serve
Current Anomaly Mood:
Employee Trait(s) Revealed
D-4U9U57US - Loyal Soldier (Combat Trained [4d6], STA+, regenerates health over time. Shot has partial to full control over this employee.)
D-4U9U57US - [REVEALED] ([EXPUNGED] has been removed.)
Working Notes - D-US
-He was oddly painless when he jabbed through my skull. I didn't feel it. Just a stiff breeze.
-Used to forcefully converting others. I think he was scared when he realized I was somewhat willing.
-People sacrificing themselves because they want to? Rubs way too close to home for him, I think.
-My head has meat where there was once nothing.

The Work Order for Fortune for a Price has been completed.
The Work Result was Neutral
Abstraction Energy Count: 0/∞
Employee Morale: Entertained
Current Anomaly Mood: ???
Working Notes - S
-I did not expect that at all. Woo, that's a nice change of pace.
-Can it even get sick? How the hell did it make those things? I put them into storage for now.

Extracted: 10 Fortune Cookies (Can be opened for a random fortune. This may buff/debuff whoever eats the cookie.)

You also notice a tiny jump of 12 A-Energy in the upcoming counter. Huh, you're not sure it came from but you're not gonna looked a gifted horse in the mouth.
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Hour 9, Shift 8
QUOTA: 105/51 C-Extract Refined
Optional QUOTA: 4.5/3 Stardust Vials
A-Energy: 69 units, 0/hour
ICP: 8
C-Extract: 5

SPONSORSHIPS:
>U-Company: Perform two Crosstests and let your Inspector tinker with two of your PARADIGMS. 1 shift left, 2/2 Crosstests done! Available PARADIGMS: TAS, AFYN, Yesterday's Promise
>Q-Company: Cope with an increased quota of 11 more C-Extract. 1 shift left.
>R-Company: Prepare and repel the incoming Invasion from R-Corp. Survived and Completed! Extra rewards will be given at end of shift.
>H-Company: Burn the bags. Done!
>F-Company: Give the Harvester a lovely dining experience. Completed!

INTERACTIONS [1 Hour Each]:

LIVING
>Anomalies: A Hope for a Brighter Future, Sirocco, Star of the Century, Til the Last Shot, Fire on the Velvet Horizon
>Assign Employee (What work type? Any specific instructions? To which anomaly? etc etc)

INANIMATE
>Anomalies: Fortune for a Price, Chattering Lack of Common Sense
>Assign Employee (Same as Living)

MISC
>Facility: REFINEMENT ROOM, Explore the Fourth Floor (Unknown. Felix said to "be quiet" on it. Caused C-0RA damage when searched in.), Unleash the Beast (On cooldown)
>S-4M: Anomaly Analyzation (Which anomalies or crosstest? For how long?), Control Spike (N/A)
>C-ORA: Search Protocol (N/A)
>Assign Employee (To do what? Any specific instructions?)

EQUIPMENT and PARADIGMS:
https://pastebin.com/6EUpvCyT

ANOMALY INFORMATION (Will be updated tomorrow with some PARADIGM hints for a certain anomaly, alongside work orders you've done):
https://pastebin.com/qWcmdG5n

CONSOLE COMMANDS
>View cameras in which rooms? (Write in)
>Broadcast an announcement over the intercom system (Write in)
>Manage Employee roster and Departments. (Write in)
>Edit anomaly dossiers and logs (Write in)
>Message an Employee PDA. (Write in)
>Call an Employee in (Who?)
>Contact a Company via Fax (Who? About what? QM will tell you how much it'll cost.)
>Leave the office.
>End the workday (Enters Downtime/Upgrade phase)
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>>5473077
Oh, one small change to [REVEALED]. I meant to say [EXPUNGED]'s negative has been removed. Still has Observe and Presence jacked up.
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>Misc
End shift,Thank our employees for yet another good shift over the comms.(good meaning no employee deaths of course not our rating by upper management.)

Make sure the debt is paid, so we go outside with coffee and not "coffee"

Give the 5-d glasses to the anomalie extraction team for the upcoming mission. They can decide who gets to wear it. They'll be brifed on its abilitys of course. And no he won't come with you. We don't need his stitches to bust over the desert miles away from professional medical care and spilling guts everywhere.


Ask Sam for a warm coat to make the outside less torturous. If he can't provide... Uhhh start asking the employees if you can barrow one from them.
>Potentially Controversial Miscs

Admin to try out PROMISE unless of course he's too tired or the action will prevent the ending of the shift.

Fax G-corp for their flying machine and pilot rent/purchases options
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>>5473102
Gonna have to say nay on handing over the 5D glasses, those are going to be of far more use in our hands. Instead, we should give them the fortune cookies and have them note their effects.
Bit late so I can't do an in-depth analysis of the update, but thanks for writing. I'm always a bit leery of Subdue works and the like, but I guess Future's a masochist for the Father.
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>I'm always a bit leery of Subdue works
Remember, even anomalies like Blue Star in LC proper enjoyed Repression/Subdue.
>Bit late so I can't do an in-depth analysis of the update, but thanks for writing.
No problem, should've gotten it out like 8-12 hours earlier but still. I'm passing the fuck out too.

I'll just leave this vote alongside you guys deciding what to do before ending the day, or if you wanna keep pushing forward to Hour 10 and beyond

Do you wanna try keeping any of your ETF here? You can keep back a maximum of two, but it will limit their overall effectiveness
>Yes. (Select which two. List of targets: Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Rho, Sigma, Chi, Epsilon, Null, Tau)
>No. (All ETF will be out for the next shift but there's less chance of them dying/being injured/mindfucked when searching)

Do you wanna send someone to check out that weird phone C-0RA was talking about? And if you do, who? They'll be gone to investigate it next shift as well.
>Ranger Zero. This is her actual punishment, doing ETF work.
>Agent K. She's an agent too, she's probably good enough.
>Send one of the above with some additional backup (Write in. The other one [K for Zero, Zero for K]? R2? Have an ETF agent tag with them? Someone totally unrelated?)
>Neither. It's not really that important, is it?

And as for G-Corp, if you guys wanna bother them? Since they have no fucking clue who you are...you'd have to pay 9 A-Energy to contact them. Just throwing that out before I slep
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>>5473182
Shame, I just think it would suck that everybody survives down here only to lose someone up there. I think they should be given access for such a dangerous mission.
>>5473187
>NO
>Agent K with Zero and U for support

This one wasn't a question even if don't buy/rent any flying machines now it would be good to know our options. And hey if we do buy/rent flying machine right now we can get immediate use out it.(And in the future maybe if we buy it. Surely a flying machine is helpful in Anomalie capture missions. Should lower future risk for capture missions.)
>Fax G-corp
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>>5473036
Crosstesting YP with Fortune was a good idea. Props to the originator!

>>5473079
>End the workday (Enters Downtime/Upgrade phase)
>Give the 5-D glasses to the anomaly extraction team
>Return debts

>>5473187
>Send out all ETFs

>Send Agent K and R2
(I'd send Zero, but she was beaten half to death)
Also, I thought Zero was an old woman? Am I mixing her up with someone?
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>>5473258
Huh I don't think we have any old woman in the facility. Truly don't know the origin of your mix up.
>Send Agent K and R2
Oh yeah the dog. I'm still for K,Zero and U but I'm fine if we send the dog too if it comes to a run off on the votes.

And anon we should totally fax G-corp think how Better the extraction team will do with a flying machine. Also we paid for the fax machine I wanna use damn it.
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>>5473270
I support procuring a flying machine
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>>5473182
Oh yeah I knew i forgot something, I also support giving them the cookies. To be used at their discretion. Of course I also still want to give them the glasses.
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>>5473079
TAS/Future and TAS/Shot Crosstest, calling it now. Just imagine the possibilities. Also, Admin/TAS sounds rad with Dying Light and Bound by Duty.

>Give Lovecraft TP with ingredients, have her eat half
She deserves the good stuff, and the Hat wanted something bizarre anyway.
>O2, clean the facility and the Detective
The logic loop android, yea.
>S-4M: Anomaly Analyzation: Star, fight and current status
>There's a telephone out there. Pick it up and read this off to it. Make sure an agent with XY is with you.
If we’re heading to the phone booth, remember this. Or if it’s directed at Alpha with a different phone both in mind, make sure he follows it.
>Remember to send someone to [Redacted] tomorrow
>Tell the ETF to head West.
Lucky direction.
>Talk to Cloud, when he’s awake (can happen next shift)
>End the workday (Enters Downtime/Upgrade phase)

>A-Energy: 69 units
Nice
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>>5473079
Addendum
>Drink a big fat cup of coffee, and take one for the road

>>5473102
>Ask Sam for a warm coat to make the outside less torturous. If he can't provide... Uhhh start asking the employees if you can barrow one from them.
Just use Siro’s. It’ll also be a test to see if it can resist the cold as well, I don’t want my baby girl to freeze out there.

>Admin to try out PROMISE
>Fax G-corp for their flying machine and pilot rent/purchases options

Next shift, especially the Fax. I want to conserve our resources for the buying spree, usually there’s a lot of things we’d like to buy.

>>5473187
>No. (All ETF will be out for the next shift but there's less chance of them dying/being injured/mindfucked when searching)
If they want R2 to tag along, I don’t mind.

>Agent K, Zero, X,Y
Make sure an agent with XY is with you, might as well take it literally.

> Since they have no fucking clue who you are...you'd have to pay 9 A-Energy to contact them
Not before the upgrade section.

>>5473199
If it increases their chances of survival, I say go for it.

Also, don’t contact G-Corp now, do it next shift. Upgrades take priority, and they always drain our coffers.

>>5473258
>Crosstesting YP with Fortune was a good idea. Props to the originator!
Shucks, you’re gonna make me blush again.

>Also, I thought Zero was an old woman? Am I mixing her up with someone?
Null
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Unrelated but an android based off the Terminator would be fucking based. Remember for next time we get the android catalog.
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>>5473470
Supporting taking employees X and Y
Also check if they're male humans - if not, take along a male human as well
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>>5473475
WRONG its >>5448722 QUEEN or bust

>Also, I thought Zero was an old woman? Am I mixing her up with someone?
>Null
oh yeah she was an old nun archetype totally forgot.
>Also, don’t contact G-Corp now, do it next shift. Upgrades take priority, and they always drain our coffers.
All right then, i see how it is. i'll just keep bringing it up everytime possible until i receive enough pity votes to get that fax through.
>Make sure an agent with XY is with you, might as well take it literally.
Oh shit right, i forgot numbers autism got upgraded to letter autism. I'll just +1 your team comp. Hopefully QM sees this so its less likely to hit run off on votes.
>Tell the ETF to head West.
Despite being an OBEYfag i completely forgot this as well, truly shameful. +1 to this(visions of flying machines have completely conquered my mind, no space for fortunes)
>S-4M: Anomaly Analyzation: Star, fight and current status
+1
>O2, clean the facility and the Detective
+1
>Give Lovecraft TP with ingredients, have her eat half
I'm for admin using TP but I'm fine if this passes.
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>>5473509
Oh Shit, i think im also an android with logic loop problems considering how much knowledge about the state of the quest has been replaced by flying machines in my mind.

A-anons it actually normal to just think about flying machines all the time r-right? I mean they are cool. Much cooler than numbers/letters autism.
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>>5473509
>i'll just keep bringing it up everytime possible until i receive enough pity votes to get that fax through.
I’ll literally vote for it the minute we get the A-Energy in next shift anon. I want the helicopter as well, I just don’t want to ruin the 69 only to get the price for it.

I think starting the Admin’s day with YP would be nice tbf.
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>>5473518
I don’t know what you’re talking about anon…
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>>5468685
>Kate stuff
I agree with the talk from before. Throwing a bit of her hair at the Detective would be nice, but that's for next day
>>5468692
Sigma must be getting medical attention for it already. I hope the duel helped Future
>>5468705
Sleep time
>>5468717
>Putting it into storage for further disposal.
Did that get recorded for us to know? I don't think it did
>>5468726
I want to help Velvet get over her abusive husbands already
>>5468730
>Alpha hugs Fortune
Fortune better be aware of how good he has it
>Something whose fate is solid.
What?
>get swifty
No Reddit and Memey in OUR facility!
>The Stars shall shine tomorrow. I am sorry. Truly sorry.
If you're so sorry, cut that shit out
>>5468738
>this entire interaction
Hilarity also gets ratings
>>5468782
>ETF-σ - Holy Duelist (FOR++, STA+. Grows stronger the more duels she completes.)
I am glad we got these new ETF
>Employee S - Abnormality Medic (Can heal and understand anomaly anatomy better, FOR+++ against anomalies she has healed, STA-)
Developed a new trait from all the work we put her though, nice
>>5468788
>No weird backstory
Implying
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FUCKING FIREFOX ATE MY POST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>5473672
I fucking hate when that happens. I pretty sure I didn’t post that post just because of that shit.
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>>5473079
>>5473187
>End the workday (Enters Downtime/Upgrade phase)

MISCS
>Thank our employees for yet another good shift over the comms.(good meaning no employee deaths of course not our rating by upper management.)
>O2, clean the facility and the Detective while you are in Appease hyperfocus
>S-4M: Anomaly Analyzation: Star, fight and current status
>PAY THE DEBT, GET OUR COFFEE FIX RETURNED TO US
>Give Fortune Cookies to the ETF, brief them on what they are for, etc.
>Give the 5-D Glasses to the ETF, brief them on what they are for, etc.
>No. (All ETF will be out for the next shift but there's less chance of them dying/being injured/mindfucked when searching)
>Tell the ETF Fortune's lucky direction was WEST as well
>Sit your ass down Delta, and recover like RBA would want you to. You are going to die on the battlefield one day, not now from you bursting your stitches and spilling your guts like a moron. Would he want that, huh? Huh?!
>Send Agent K, Ranger Zero, Employee X, and Employee Y to the phone booth C-0RA located. "Make sure an agent with XY is with you."
>Ask Zero/Roxanne what her plans were for "rewarding" us anyway- we took on the raid and won with no ally casualties, so it better be good
>Ask S-4M for a warm coat to make the outside less torturous. If he can't provide... Uhhh start asking the employees if you can borrow one from them. Or use Sirocco's if there isn't anything else.
>Head on up to the balcony and the shop, bringing the gold watch with us.

TO-DO LIST FOR TOMORROW
>Fax G-Corp in the morning about air travel and flying machine business inquiry
>Give a bit of K/Kate's hair to Detective for info on what the fuck is up with her
>Get the artsy/clothing types the info on the velvet that S/Seneca got using YP, figure out how to buff clothing with it
>Do an Extraction work on Future for those bones
>Do the day's Extraction work on Shot to harvest that meat for our autodoc
>Investigate "Bane"
>Send someone to [REDACTED]
>Talk to Cloud, when he’s awake next shift
>Talk to Bene/Art of Flesh, when he's awake next shift
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Aw shit. XY is Male chromosomes. Fortune wants a guy to go over there. We're taking it literally by sending Agent (K) with (Employees) X (and) Y.

>>5473677
>>5473518
>>5473506
>>5473271
>>5473258
>>5473182
Who's the guy we send over there? I want to discuss this further. Keep in mind Employee Y/Yovani is a male android, but religious shit hates androids and drones. Whoever is the guy we send to this phone booth might have to be a real human bean (and a real hero).
https://pastebin.com/Wdqkbqzk
Could be Employee U as our man, but he'll need an escort with him to not die on the way there or back again. The phone booth is religious or something to that effect, so he's a good choice for it. But who else, if not him?

>>5473744
I'm dropping
>Send Agent K, Ranger Zero, Employee X, and Employee Y to the phone booth C-0RA located. "Make sure an agent with XY is with you."
from my vote in the post. I want to discuss this with other anons first personally.
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>>5473751
I'd say we can add U to any other composition vote. No reason to drop Agent K and others.
A is another choice, I'd say, and even better than U, because he's more replaceable in a pinch.
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>>5473751
Actually, my vote would be Agent K, A, X, Y, R2
I think R2 is a male dog, btw.
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>>5473744
>Zero’s reward
Fuck, I completely forgot about that. Eh, she could give it to us when she comes back.

>>5473751
If it’s an agent with XY(male), then it’s either Delta or some new ETF that’ll be sent out immediately- or us personally.

What if we did send a TSA!Delta out with the girl/dog squad, after a heal spell and protection spell from God Wills It Thus, plus maybe a health meal from YP!Emily? Think that’ll get Delta in a not shit health state?
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>>5473905
Thinking about it, it’ll have to be Delta, AK, R2, with GWIT and YP healing Delta as best they can beforehand. Zero is gonna have to sit this one out (and give us that reward in the morning, when we all are feeling better).
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>>5473906
And give them one fortune cookie as well.
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>>5473905
>>5473906
>>5473907
You really wanna have Delta go out that far and have him die from spilling his guts?
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Been lurking for awhile and just got caught up on this and damn this is a high quality as fuck quest great job so far OP reading this has been a blast!

Also know im like way late on saying this but can't believe you guys hired a feken cluwne those things are damned cursed abominations trapped in eternal suffering that any halfway decent person would of put out of their misery by now. (Meming aside do enjoy all the SS13 references though)
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>>5474001
Not the second bit, but I do think having a male agent there would be critical, and taking the others away from their original mission will just endanger them collectively. Combine with the fact that it’s time sensitive (no vote to delay, only the vote calling it unimportant), and I come to the conclusion that it’s necessary. Plus, GWIT does have that healing spell, and I do think it would work enough so that he doesn’t spill his guts everywhere and just die on us.
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>>5474261
Truly psycho behavior sending him out there, if there is any combat encounter out there he's fucking guts are gonna explode BUT I'm sure a PARADIGM can keep him alive so sure I still support your team comp
>>5474228
Nice, be sure to throw +1 around even if you don't have the time for fully fleshed out votes.
Also our cluwne is yet to do a disruptive "prank" on us. Are we lucky or do we force him to spend to much time on med bay to anything?

Also also here is a new misc order
>Try to check up on that cat, if it proves to hard to find without CORA... it is what it is move on with your day.
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>>5474285
Trust me, I’m not exited about the prospect myself, and I’m alright with buffing the team up with more members to improve the odds, but I do think the male agent aspect is important enough to warrant the risk.

>Are we lucky or do we force him to spend to much time on med bay to anything?
I think he has a healthy respect for us (at least enough not to shit where he eats), and every time he even gets to the medbay, he just walks it off like it wasn’t an inconvenience.
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>>5473079
>>5473187
Add to my vote in >>5473744 >>5473751


MISC
>Try to check up on that cat, if it proves to hard to find without CORA... it is what it is move on with your day.

VOTE
>Send Agent K (the fighting escort), R2 (the fighting escort), U (the religious escort), ETF-Delta (ETF Agent with XY as in he's a guy) with GWIT healing/protection spell cast on him and 1 fortune cookie given to use in a pinch and one of Art's meals still in the storage to eat before he leaves for more potential anomalous healing. And FUCK IT give him The American Spirit as well. If he's going to go out there, he better come back in one piece!
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>>5474296
Yeah this should be how the team should look.(not shitposting, how the fuck are they gonna travel so far and come back without a flying machine?(or a car) Does corporate provide a mean of transportation because we might capture an anomalie?)

And on giving them THE RED WHITE AND BLUE BLOODED SPIRIT I'm fine either way if they take it or not.
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Happy thanksgiving, fellow degenerates. I'm gonna answer some quick things before waiting a tiny bit more to decide on any solid votes.

>Also our cluwne is yet to do a disruptive "prank" on us. Are we lucky or do we force him to spend to much time on med bay to anything?
A clown who annoys the captain is likely to be spaced.
>And every time he even gets to the medbay, he just walks it off like it wasn’t an inconvenience.
A clown takes his licks and moves on with the next gag.
>Also, I thought Zero was an old woman? Am I mixing her up with someone?
Null does use ETF-O, so that might be the confusion. Zero is the smug cowgirl who had a hand in making R-Corp give you this sponsorship, Null is the old lady with major burn scars who's a lot more coolheaded.
>How the fuck are they gonna travel so far?
You frankly have no idea either. But if you had to hazard? P-Corp probably wouldn't mind taking employees paid way less to get another potential energy resource. (THEY DO IT FOR FREE)
>Combine with the fact that it’s time sensitive (no vote to delay, only the vote calling it unimportant)
I suppose I should clarify, delaying it would be in the "it's not important" vote. You could roll the dice and see if it's still around tomorrow or days later or grab it right now while the iron's hot. Your ETF agents aren't the only ones in the City, far from it.
>What does THE BOX MEAN??? WHAT DO THE LETTERS MEAN???
Your call with how literally you want to take the hint.

If you got questions you want answered, and I missed, feel free to ask. I'll try to clarify as much as I can without telling you what to do. That beats the point of voting.
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>>5474425
>THEY DO IT FOR FREE
Great news, but just in case this doesn't pan out too great we can use the flying machine we are definitely gonna buy/rent next shift to quicken their expedition so it doesn't take forever.
>Feel free to ask
Are G-Corp engineers more of an airship or a helicopter type guys. You can tell me even if the admin wouldn't know, there is no way to meta game with it anyways.

I'm q9R btw as one can guess.
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>>5474473
>Are they airship or helicopter types?
You heard they make aircrafts and that's all you know. But if you had to guess, they probably don't specialize in only just one specific aircraft. M-Company doesn't specialize just in jazz music, E-Company doesn't only spit out maid robots, etc etc.

Anyways, quick check on the votes that have any controversy

To send all of them or to keep some ETF behind
>Send them all: Universal, from what I saw

Who to send to check out the potential anomaly:
>AK, R2, U, Delta, with GWIT and American Spirit: m0e
>AK, Zero, X and Y: B4d (Or Delta, AK, R2, with GWIT and YP? I'll have both as an option)
>AK and R2: kic
>AK, A, X, Y, R2: rZN
>AK, U, Zero: q9R

R2 is a male dog, for clarification. It seems like overall, everyone agrees to send Agent K and R2. Who do you want to send with them?

>X and Y, be cheeky. It would be pretty funny taking it literally.
>X and Y with someone else (A, Zero, write in?)
>U and Zero, might help if the anomaly is religious.
>U and Delta with GWIT and American Spirit. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
>Delta with GWIT and YP. GOD BLESS AMERICA'S FAST FOOD.
>We should worry about this tomorrow. (Delay the search to next shift. There's a chance it might not be there when you visit it unless it's today.)

The rest of the miscs don't really conflict from what I've seen (most people agree to send the 5D glasses and fortune cookies with them, after a quick briefing. Analyzing the fight Star had, delaying G-Corp to next shift or when buying stuff, etc etc.)
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>>5474751
>S, X, Y, Delta with GWIT and AS
To cover all possibilities
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>>5474770
And by S I meant A
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>>5474751
Team Composition:
Nickname "Fortune Proof"
AK and R2 for muscle

Delta to ensure a REAL male is present

U to ensure a religious man is present.

X & Y to include lucky employees.
Free selection of preferred gear
Full access to ALL of PROMISE's cooked goods. AK is free to choose which cooked goods to bring.
Access to paradigms: the spell book and RED WHITE AND BLUE BLOODED EMERGENCY AMERICAN INTERVANTION.
AK is free to choose if she wants to bring em.

EMERGENCY TEAM COMP ADJUSTMENTS
In the case of corporate not giving a ride to a team of this size DELTA and U will be left behind In the facility.
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>>5474849
Inb4
>What do you mean "fortune proof"? Meaning we'll be shit out of luck?
No dummy, meaning we don't need luck. The team comp is emergency proofed and is ready for all(most all) eventualities.
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>>5474849
this is nice, +1 then to this plan
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>>5474751
>E-Co doesn't only spit out maid robots
They totally should, though. The world needs more meido. Petition to put O in a frilly apron.
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>>5474751
>Send X, Y, U and Zero with them.
6 is a party!
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>>5474849
+1
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>>5475637
>Presley puts this in thefacility wide PDA groupchat
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>Thank our employees for yet another good shift over the comms.(good meaning no employee deaths of course not our rating by upper management.)
“Attention, everyone.” You turn on the intercom speakers. “I would like to thank you for a good shift. Thank you for your competence and for a lack of serious casualties. Keep up the good work.”

There’s a visible relaxation in the facility, like a tensed up muscle returning to a resting state. Most of your non-combatants are just glad that none of them are going in body bags. And the combatants? Well, most are just glad to not be dead.

>O2, clean the facility and the Detective while you are in Appease hyperfocus
He’s way ahead of you. Nicholas has to keep him from scratching or breaking the DETECTIVE with how through he wants to scrub it. A good chunk of the tar has already been removed thanks to his obsessive scrubbing. Seems like there's no permanent damage thanks to that, at least.

"Clean, clean, clean." He exits the room with a mop and bucket of water. Nicholas quickly follows after him to make sure he doesn't make a fool out of himself.

>Ask Zero/Roxanne what her plans were for "rewarding" us anyway- we took on the raid and won with no ally casualties, so it better be good
Administrator --> Ranger Zero

ADMINISTATOR: Remind me, what was your plan for "rewarding" me anyways?
ADMINISTATOR: I did what you asked of you. I didn't put anyone in body bags, aside from the Rangers.
0: you'll see when you end the day
0: contacting r-corp that's all i can say
ADMINISTATOR: A nothing burger of an answer but I suppose I'll have to wait and see.
ADMINISTATOR: It better be good.
0: it will be
0: can't say anything else

It feels honestly a bit weird seeing her like this but you can't say you hold TOO much empathy for her at the moment.

>S-4M: Anomaly Analyzation: Star, fight and current status
>Ask S-4M for a warm coat to make the outside less torturous. If he can't provide... Uhhh start asking the employees if you can borrow one from them. Or use Sirocco's if there isn't anything else.
"Noted, sir, I'll tell you what I've learnt once you're done with catalogues." S-4M's face appears on the screen. One of the few solid constants of this facility and the day to day operations.

A weird thought flickers in your head before quickly being snuffed out. Why would an Administrator even be needed if there's an AI that could order people around regardless?

"S-4M? Do you have a warm coat for when I have to travel outside?" You move on from that weird thought.

"Well, sir, Old World Blues is a coat. Using it will also help understand its properties!" S-4M nonchalantly states. "You do also have prior exposure to it and you didn’t have any major negative side effects from it!”

"I'll tell U-Corp to send the Coat to your office!" He beeps with infectious glee.

[HOPELESS WRECK] THANK GOD. SUICIDE WOULD'VE BEEN A BETTER ALTERNATIVE THAN THE DRESS. WE AREN'T A GOD DAMN CROSSDRESSER
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>Give Fortune Cookies to the ETF, brief them on what they are for, etc.
>Give the 5-D Glasses to the ETF, brief them on what they are for, etc. (More approved then disapproved of this)

"Alright, comr-" You stop yourself. Don't be weird about it, do they even know about Zeta? There might be multiple Zetas, you doubt they're all unique. "Alright, ETF. We have several items to help with your mission. Please return the glasses in intact condition, at least."

Tau slides the 5-D glasses (which look like regular 3-D glasses) on. She looks at the other eight agents. "Wow! I didn't know you wore foundation, Alp-" "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP"

"Well, as you can see, those glasses improve better perception and limited mental protection. The cookies, don't eat them right now. They offer random effects on the field. Save them."

"Awww." Gamma pouts, he was clearly ready to crack open a cookie. Epsilon quickly slaps the cookie away before he can do anything stupid.

"Noted." Chi watches the tomfuckery of his fellow agents with a mild yet all consuming annoyance. "Are there any further other instructions?”

"Right. West is a lucky direction, as deemed from a...source. Try to go more west than east. Also, I'll send a line you need to read if you find any telephone booths." You send a copy of the extract Fortune spat out.

The ETF agents look at the file. About over half of them instantly grimace when they recognize the writing style, except for Alpha. Alpha's pretty happy about this. "R-right, sir." Beta whistles a tune to try distracting himself.

>Try to check up on that cat, if it proves too hard to find without CORA... it is what it is, move on with your day.

Turns out, they already got a pretty hefty distraction coming around. Before anyone can even move, the mangy stray that has been hiding in your facility leaps onto Sigma's back. It glares at the others after it finds a new target to attach to.

You're not sure WHY you bought this cat. It doesn't do anything. It isn't sapient. It's just a random fucking cat. Well, at least it is Sigma's problem now.

She grimaces the moment she sees it. "Oh. I've heard stories of this. Bad luck." Hm? It's not black, so you're not sure what's so unlucky about it. "Someone. Remove it from me, right now." Alpha and Rho move in to get the weird cat off of her.

"Regardless." You cough. "All of you are being sent. It is the best option to keep any potential injuries on the job limited. Take what is necessary. We have...another team for that other thing I want checked on."

"Understood. Enough talk, work must be done." Chi snaps his fingers at the other ETFs, holding a riot club in his other hand. "Let's leave. Pronto."

"Order understood." Epsilon bluntly replies. "This place is not comfortable for me. Field, better." The others quickly follow after the two, leaving behind only Delta. Good, because you rather talk to him alone about this next thing.

>All of your ETF agents will be gone next shift.
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>Sit your ass down Delta, and recover like RBA would want you to. You are going to die on the battlefield one day, not now from you bursting your stitches and spilling your guts like a moron. Would he want that, huh? Huh?!

"Okay, look, Delta. I get your desire to work. I do. But what you're asking for is...I would say retarded but that would be unprofessional. So let's say 'unwise' and 'what a moron would do'."

"Sir. Do you think I want to fucking rot here for days on end? I'm fucking useless like this, I might as well be god damn dead!" Delta hisses out. His hair is an absolute mess. His outfit, what's left of it that hasn't been cut away or removed, is in absolute shreds. "I'm a disgrace."

"No. A disgrace would be someone who would have his stomach burst open and have his guts spill out like overcooked pasta." You wipe away a trickle of black from your mouth. "Would RBA want to die like that?"

This gets Delta to immediately shut up...before getting angrier. "Don't say his fucking name to talk down to me, boss." A trickle of red leaks out of his mouth.

[DYING LIGHT] There is a compromise. We have the report, perhaps it could satisfy Delta.
[BOUND BY DUTY] We require sending at least three to four other personnel to assist the Agent, and at least one PARADIGM. Is it worth it?
[HOPELESS WRECK] FUCK IT, SEND HIM OUT AND WATCH HIM SQUIRM. IF HE DIES IN THE FIELD, IT'S OUT OF HANDS.

"Alright. Look, read your PDA."

Administrator --> Delta
ADMINISTATOR: Do not say a single thing about what I'm asking you to do.
ADMINISTATOR: Even I think this isn't the best but we do have a source of a potential anomaly.
ADMINISTATOR: You will be working with Agent K, Employee U, X, Y, and R2. You will be given The American Spirit and God Wills It Thus.
ADMINISTATOR: Take this offer or stay and rest. This is the best I can give you.
ADMINISTATOR: I'm sorry that you haven't healed quickly enough to work with the other agents.
ADMINISTATOR: This stays between the two of us and the others.

Delta looks at his PDA, then back at the cameras strewn all around the facility, then back at the PDA. For a moment, there's a shadow of a smile on his face. "God damnit, thank you." Cloud looks up from his bed, looking like absolute death himself.

"shut up please" He lays his head back down. The young kid looks like absolute dogshit, probably on some sort of massive withdrawal. There goes your plan to interivew him today.

"Sorry, kid." Delta speaks with a weirdly meek tone around him. "Go back to sleep. You need it."

[DYING LIGHT] They are half cousins.
[HOPELESS WRECK] BOUND BY SUFFERING, NOT BLOOD.

"Thank you for snapping me back to my senses, sir." Delta winks. He then puts his head back on the pillow.
>Delta, AK, U, X, Y, R2, GWIT, and TAS will be gone next shift. (Three for this plan, 2 for others.)
>You might get more anomaly(anomalies?) than you're normally supposed to get next selection
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>Give Lovecraft TP with ingredients, have her eat half
Jack carefully drops the hat onto the metallic heart while keeping his baseball bat on standby. A pile of vegetables (grown by an old growth packet you bought a while ago) and cheap, discount meat is in front of it.

It starts working away at the ingredients, chopping them up and heating them up with its anomalously heated claw spikes. You don't really hear any ramblings due to the...target in question being used. But it's still oddly interesting watching this thing, Lovecraft, work away at it (you're shocked it's not anomalous. Is the medicine that turned them into this anomalous?)

With a precision only given to those who only have spikes for limbs, a simple meal is cooked up. A hamburger patty covered in a thick garlic paste, ketchup, french fries, and a baked potato filled with more garlic paste. Not the most appealing but frankly you're shocked it made anything at all.

The hat falls off all by itself afterwards.
>WAH MOOL (What the heart calls it, whatever the hell it means. +???, fucking reeks. It would be hard not getting attention with it.)

Jack quickly grabs the meal before booking it out of the room.

>End the day
You do have plans to go outside, pay off your debts, wear the coat to bed...but those all come after you end the shift. So for now, that's all.

SHIFT 8 HAS ENDED!
Total Energy Produced: 279 A-Energy, 8 ICP
Total C-Extract refined: 105!

Current Energy Count: 63 (-6 from DEBT) units of A-Energy, 8 ICP
Current C-Extract: 48 (-6 from DEBT) C-Extract

Met the QUOTA!
REFINED an unspeakable amount of C-Extract in one shift!
Succeeded five sponsorships, two extended!
Extracted a PARADIGM!

One D-Class missing? (D-D37X)

Three employees in critical condition.
One D-Class killed (D-930297), one D-Class altered (D-US)

NOTE FROM MANAGEMENT: "If it wasn't for the free ad you got for us on A-Corp, we would've docked you points for taking so long. Time is money, don't take too long next time."

Sponsorship Rewards: Going to be posted in another post, since you got so many of them.

RATING: A
AMOUNT OF REWARDS TO PICK FROM: Four, thanks to Extra Choices
QUALITY: Great!

Do you want to spend the "ignore one employee death" coupon to bump it up to an A+, or do you want to spend 6 C-Extract? Boosts the amount of choices from four to five and boosts quality.
>The coupon, why not? No point saving it.
>6 C-Extract. Save the coupon for a rainy day when our rating is much worse.
>Neither, keep both, A is completely serviceable
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>>5476190
>6 C-Extract. Save the coupon for a rainy day when our rating is much worse.
I think this is a worthwhile investment.
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>>5476190
>Neither, keep both, A is completely serviceable
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>>5476192
>>5476192
Yeah, the rewards go Fucking crazy at higher ratings if I remember correctly and with so many choices we'll be truly spoiled by upper management.
>Pay the extract save the coupon for when being an OBEYfag gets an employee killed.
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SPONSORSHIP REWARDS!
Energy or QUOTA related
>+60 A-Energy, +1 C-Extract (So in total, 123 A-Energy and 49 C-Extract)
>-8 to the next QUOTA you have to complete.

CATALOGS and Favor
>+F, H, R, Q, and U-Favor (+1, +1, +2, +2, and +1 respectively)
>Access to F-Company, H, R, and U-Company catalogs
>Extended Q-Company Catalog access.

General Items or rewards
>Two days worth of high quality meat, vegetables, seasonings etc. Will help with YP experiments
>Supplement Type QEZ Delta x3 (Used only on Drones. Boosts all of their stats for a limited amount of time when consumed.)
>A custom made lighter. Can be lit under most scenarios and burns for a long time. Resistant to most damage.
>Old Fashioned Boots (Made after studying AFYN and OWB, lined with real furs and leather. Prevents morale damage, can lower or raise Presence by 1 step at the will of the user, depending on the situation.)
>Blessed Pocket Book (Made after studying GWIT. Ordained with holy runes, it offers protection in your dire times. Can block one fatal wound from any non-REFINEMENT source. Requires a long cooldown after activating.)
>Grade-D Fire Retardant Suits x2 (Offers decent protection against heat or toxics but can be easily torn. Can be worn over most outfits.)
>A fully loaded revolver (6/6, same stats as the ones you harvested off the others.)
>One hint on any PARADIGM hint you want (will post Shot's in the pastebin).

Zero's special rewards:
>"Six Shots to Heaven". A one time use coupon, calls for the immediate summon of a R-Company squad to deal with an anomaly or Invasion.
>Two 9mm magazines and a speedloader (6 rounds) for a revolver
>Two bottles of high-quality Whiskey. (Circa 1875, incredibly rare. Can be sold for a fortune or consumed by an employee/anomaly to increase the morale sustainably.)

NOTE from R-Company: "I see you have Cloud alive. We'll discuss what we want done with him soon enough. Also, here's some junk our 'friend' wanted you to have. Giddy up, cowboy."

Unrelated rewards
>Maximum Morale will be set higher than usual next shift, thanks to the Freedom Ranger's show.
>Old World Blues is returning. So is God Wills It Thus, but you gave it away to Delta and the gang, so it's on the wild ride again.

Which PARADIGM hint do you want a hint towards? (Offers a small nudge on what to do and what category the PARADIGM might fall into.)
>Write in
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>>5476145
>visible relaxation in the facility
We did the right thing thanking them
>Clean, clean, clean
He isn't little, but he IS a helper
>bit weird seeing her like this
Getting her comeuppance
>Why would an Administrator even be needed
le human suffering
>OWB
Oh yeah, we can use that instead of Sirocco's dress; I completely forgot we had it. Seems that speaks to the coat's power.

>>5476147
>comr-
Awww
>multiple Zetas
Are there? Who can we ask for that? S-4M? Felix?
>foundation, Alp-
Uhhhhhh... faggot? Or simply very concerned about his skin?
>Chi
We can have him take over as THE AUTHORITY against Shot instead of using Beta all the damn time now
>Alpha's pretty happy
The tech-fucker is pretty cool for a fucking nerd. Seriously, why doesn't C-0RA write yaoi smut of him and tech instead? He's way better for it than S-4M is.
>Bad luck
What's the deal with that fucking cat?
>not comfortable for me
He is "Hardwired for Violence" as revealed in >>5452838

>>5476153
>talk down to me
Misstep on our part
>Agent K, Employee U, X, Y, and R2
We will be missing
>The Red Jobber
>Religious guy
>Avoidant/Obedient defective
>The Director defective
>Warrior dog employee
Every single one of these except X and U has at least 1 point of Presence, so X is going to be super-obedient with them. And thanks to the resolving of Art of Flesh, X also has "Fine Diner (STA+, Nurture+, Knowledgeable on all things culinary!)" which could help the team on the way there and back
>TAS and GWIT
No cool buffing flesh heart, and no cool magic spellbook for the day. Would've been nice to get more use out of GWIT, but as long as the team succeeds and returns alive and with equipment not lost, it should be okay. Speaking of GWIT, when will we blow Delay Fate into Fortune's face?
>thank you
Delta is one of our OGs. He's come a long way in a whole week.
>withdrawal
We ARE going to interview this guy. That's for tomorrow

>>5476190
>old growth packet you bought a while ago
Thanks O-Corp
>anomalous medicine?
Thanks Z-Corp
>garlic paste
Heart has some good taste
>RATING: A
Wow that's way more than I expected
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>>5476251
>le human suffering
The refinement progress 200%, no doubt in my mind is somehow directly tied to the admin of the facility. Why do I thinks this? "The process" thought about one too many things from our flashback last time. Us suffering mental turbulence is likely to increase death and injury chance if what I think is right.
Inb4
>that's paranoid nonsense
Fair.

>Uhhhhhh... faggot?
Cut our comr- cut our employee some slack anon. Does it matter even if he was one at all since HE'S SKILLED, GOOD FOR OUR SURVIVAL CHANCES/ an employee we have to responsibility take care of/ a fellow comrade that wants to be human like everybody else, if that's who he is or wants to be, its not our place to demean him.
>>5476228
>Write in
Any one of SHOT's hints is fine with me. But i might +1 some else's vote.
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>>5476228
>Which PARADIGM hint do you want a hint towards? (Offers a small nudge on what to do and what category the PARADIGM might fall into.)
Shot, please. We are THIS close to figuring him out, but it doesn't feel like we're there yet either.
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>>5476228
I think we should get Grade-D Fire Retardant Suits - the bathrobe proved to not be enough to work with Velvet
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>>5476463
Those are what you got from the sponsorships, not the rank rewards. I haven't posted the rank rewards yet.

Refer to the vote on >>5476190 if you want to spend resources to get more choices and better options. After your vote, I'll post the actual rank rewards
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>>5476190
>Neither, keep both, A is completely serviceable

>>5476228
>Hint for Shot
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Welp, tie breaker, I don't wanna be on the reward screen for too long.

>1 = A+ thanks to 6 C-Extract
>2 = A
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>>5476511
Frugal sisters... Its over.
Fate rewards OBEYfags.
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>>5476540
>The "SECURE, CONTAIN, PROTECT" Package! (Adds three Reinforced Containment cells with additional warning alarms to your facility. Current space for rooms: Seven, three on the second floor and four on the third)

>Oxygen Tanks x2 and Gas Masks x2. Helps breathing in toxic or otherwise high-risk environments.
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Select one of the following A+ rewards.

>The "FULL OFFICE REMODEL" Package! (Includes a shower, a better bed, upgrades to your console and pipe delivery system, a cactus to take care of, a personal storage room, and overall expansion of how much office you have. Boosts your overall quality of life quite a lot.)
>The "SECURE, CONTAIN, PROTECT" Package! (Adds three Reinforced Containment cells with additional warning alarms to your facility. Current space for rooms: Seven, three on the second floor and four on the third)
>The "FEEL NOTHING AT ALL" Package! (Two pill bottles filled with Sinsu [Dulls any urge to sleep or feelings of pain], One pill bottle filled with Boosters [you know what they do], and a Emergency Vial X-49-A [Grants temporary anomalous powers when used])
>The "SET THE WORLD ABLAZE" Package! (One flamethrower [fully loaded], three molotovs, a charcoal grill [with the required charcoal], and a pack of high quality cigars)
>The "ROBOTS ARE THE BEST" Package! (We'll upgrade C-0RA and S-4M to make them overall more useful and resistant against anomalous effects. We'll also upgrade three androids of your choice with [heavily reduced] versions of this updates.)

And, due to satisfying the Scrape the Fat quota, pick a choice from one of the following as well.
>A personal radio. Allows you to listen into various radio stations so you can learn more about the world alongside STRAIGHT FROM THE PRESSES.
>Z-CUBE 1800. THE BEST HANDHELD CONSOLE EVER!!! (Not actually but it's a nice toy regardless. Can help keep anomalies entertained or employees from doing stuff out of boredom.)
>Oxygen Tanks x2 and Gas Masks x2. Helps breathing in toxic or otherwise high-risk environments.
>Limited Edition Overseer #1 A-Energy box. An abnormally potent A-Energy box from a very infamous Overseer. Has unpredictable, wild outcomes when used.

[For frame of reference, a 'pill bottle' in this scenario holds around 8 pills. They're not exactly the smallest pills in the world.]
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>>5476543
FUCK i got choice paralysis. These are all so good!
> The "ROBOTS ARE THE BEST" Package! (We'll upgrade C-0RA and S-4M to make them overall more useful and resistant against anomalous effects. We'll also upgrade three androids of your choice with [heavily reduced] versions of this updates.)

THE SALESMAN, THE NURSE and THE OBSESSED will be the other three that gets the upgrade.
The utility we get from these robots are really high and this upgrade makes them even better while being unable to be bought otherwise.

>A personal radio. Allows you to listen into various radio stations so you can learn more about the world alongside STRAIGHT FROM THE PRESSES.

Anons... we have next to no clue what the fuck is happening outside. This will combo nicely to increase our knowledge of the outside. Which dare i say is critical for our survival.

Now having cast my vote... we better spend our allowance on reinforced cells in the SEC DEPARTMENT considering the incoming guests.
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>>5476543
>The "SET THE WORLD ABLAZE" Package! (One flamethrower [fully loaded], three molotovs, a charcoal grill [with the required charcoal], and a pack of high quality cigars)
BECOME THE MEME!
>Limited Edition Overseer #1 A-Energy box. An abnormally potent A-Energy box from a very infamous Overseer. Has unpredictable, wild outcomes when used.
Not just a mystery loot box, but a LORE-related mystery loot box. A must have, sorry radio.
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>>5476621
anon obviously you are free to vote what you want but can i convince you to vote for ROBOTS ARE BEST if i switch my vote to LIMITED EDITON DEAD BITCH OVERSEER BOX ? This goes for any other skim off the top reward votes for any other reading aspiring vote compromisers.
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>>5476652
…tempting, honestly.

Sure, you got my support. I hope these reward will come back around anyway.

I do think the robots should be E, O, W, first two being souls workers, last one I just want to test to see if upgrading the defectives are worth it.

>>5476543
Please note the change specified >>5476652 for
> The "ROBOTS ARE THE BEST" Package!
>Limited Edition Overseer #1 A-Energy box.
I would like to note that the Hank Scorpio meme would be a perfect fit for us in all honesty.

Also, if >>5476272 is right about refinement, QoL choices for Admin could honestly be life or death decisions (which I find hilarious).
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>>5476672
nice my new vote is
>ROBOTS ARE BEST With S2,E,O2
(we can agree to disagree on the secondary upgrades i hope)
>Limited Edition Overseer #1 A-Energy box.

>Also, if >>5476272 is right about refinement, QoL choices for Admin could honestly be life or death decisions (which I find hilarious).

Despite bringing this up my self i totally thought the FULL OFFICE REMODEL was useless until you made me remember it would affect the admins mood (duh). I think we should spend more effort(and money) to make Admin stable in the future. We done well so far but it could be better.
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>>5476558
>>5476672
>>5476652
>>5476680
m0e here. Why those 3 robots in particular? We have a total of 9 androids we can apply that anomalous effect resistance/usefulness to.
>E/Emily, one of our OG androids, cute nurse
>O/Opal, who we already gave an upgrade to before if I remember correctly, after she proved herself at a certain point? Was it against Star?
>O2, the hyperfocus C3P0 bot we got alongside the other "misfits" before
>P/Presley, one of our OG androids, the Elvis fan-man himself PRESLEY
>S2, its literally just Spamton himself in our quest, enough said
>W, unsteady notekeeper bot, might be a defective?
>X, the obedient avoidant defective that got the buff trait from Art when he resolved, but he/she? is going out with the team to secure the phone booth
>Y/Yovani, the director defective, been very helpful against Sense and here and there, but he's going with the team like X is
>Z/Zayne, THE LOUD EGO MOTHERFUCKER HIMSELF, but he might be one of the "defectives" too
I forgot who exactly was "defective" and who was not. I hope the OP can add those into the employee pastebin later for the androids specifically, and clarify the distinction between a defective android and a regular android for us.
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>>5476694
Wait is the "make the 3 androids more useful" supposed to counteract their -1 to almost everything that comes with being an android? If so, then checking our robot employees and seeing who could benefit from it the most would be a nice way to go about that
https://pastebin.com/Wdqkbqzk
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>>5476697
And I forgot we had this, but we bought something that makes our androids blow up on death, but not all of them. What was that we bought before? And which robots were they that had the detonate-on-death effect on them?
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>>5476543
For the time being, my vote is
>The "SET THE WORLD ABLAZE" Package! (One flamethrower [fully loaded], three molotovs, a charcoal grill [with the required charcoal], and a pack of high quality cigars)
Look no further, this is the only proper song for this choice
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n--qRtxkouc
I can imagine the Admin looking a bit too long at FULL OFFICE REMODEL though
>Limited Edition Overseer #1 A-Energy box. An abnormally potent A-Energy box from a very infamous Overseer. Has unpredictable, wild outcomes when used
How infamous are we talking?
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>>5476699
i think its all them actually... yeah. We should turn the abilty off for emily just in case she decides to die in the med bay.
>>5476694
Well personally i choose them because of this
>We'll upgrade C-0RA and S-4M to make them overall more useful and resistant against anomalous effects. We'll also upgrade three androids of your choice with [heavily reduced] versions of this updates

SAM and CORA are hard workers and bring a lot utility but sadly are susceptible to the anomalous. Making them give even better utility and preventing head explosions are a massive upgrade so if the 3 androids get a mini upgrade version of the upgrade i want to give them better utility (like emily having first aid tools installed etc) and survivability because they bring unique or valuable skills.

THE SALESMAN= Brings the deals nuff said(also we will take advantage of giving him an upgrade by convincing to give us free shit(will defiantly work cannot go tits up))

THE NURSE= The og doctor for our facility, she's a robot that can give first aid. Uniquely helpful as taking stamina damage does not prevent her doing her job meaning she has a better chance of dealing with anomalous wound that hurts healers... Also i like her and want her to survive.

THE OBSESSED= The obsessed trait ensures we basically always have a robot capable of doing one(1) task in a very good manner. Its is a good idea to buff this ability and ensure its more likely to survive encounters with the anomalous.

>>5476701
Is there any way to make you change your vote to ROBOTS ARE BEST? Any vote support i can give you? Like stopping being a OBEYfag on demand if you wish or anything else?
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>>5476701
I just listened to the song and this shit is definitely fire, thank you for making me aware of it.
Also
>she has a better chance of dealing with anomalous wounds that hurts healers
and patients that are resisting treatment very important detail i forgot to mention.
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>>5476697
E, O, W

The first two are solid workers, E is a machine Empath nurse and O is high mental resistance and iron (heh) will. W is our learnbot.

>>5476710
Buffing S2 won’t fix him, so that’s a waste. O2, maybe, but Obsessed can be a net negative if he’s on the wrong logic loop, I’d rather not make him more mentally resistant so his autism never dies (or gets someone killed).

>>5476701
#1st Overseer mate. THE OG!
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>>5476740
Good reasoning on the choices so i wont be miffed at all if i lose on the picks but im still happy with my picks so my vote on them will stay

>Buffing S2 won’t fix him, so that’s a waste
wow wow hold on there, who said anything about fixing him? I just want better and more deals from the BIG SHOT
>but Obsessed can be a net negative if he’s on the wrong logic loop
True but its like a calculated risk (in which the odds of survival gets better if he's upgraded).
> I’d rather not make him more mentally resistant so his autism never dies (or gets someone killed).
Hmmm great objection but i prefer to look at it like a great tool with diverse utility. Sure if we don't use it right things might get... messy but if we do use it right its a great boon!
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>>5476710
>all of them
Weird. I remember all bots after us buying the thing had the "blow up on death" installed. I think E/Emily and P/Presley are safe from that, but dunno who else are.
>SAM and CORA
I like being considerate of them, good reasoning
>better utility and survivability
Is it though? Resistance to anomalous effects I get, but what does the other half of the upgrades do? Its why I brought up the stats in the pastebin
>those reasons
Interesting. Thanks for laying it out like that
>any way to make you change your vote
I'd rather get clarification from OP first

>>5476723
>the song
Glad you like it
>more E/Emily reasoning
If I change my vote, I'll have E/Emily as one of the upgrade candidates

>>5476740
>E, O, W
Good point on O, and W is an interesting pick. My own opinion is Z/Zayne could be an option since he has +2 on Subdue and baseline +1 phys prot from being a robot, but he's a strengthlet and more likely to disobey orders to do his own thing. We don't really have fighting android employees, and the closest we have is Z/Zayne. In fact, all of our android employees are specialized for different specific things, and their negatives from being an android and from their other traits makes them generally only good as utility, or benefiting from their environmental immunities in emergencies or against shit like Velvet. Definitely shit to consider. I think, looking back, buying the death explosion upgrade might have been a mistake on our part?
>Buffing S2 won’t fix him
Won't it?
>wrong logic loop
Shit, good point there
>THE OG
No way...

>>5476788
>calculated risk
I want to know more about that robot upgrade thing before I decide anything further. Speaking of, that robot AI stabilizer shit we bought then put in C-0RA... can't we remove it and experiment with its effects by putting it in all our robot employees? I want to see what results it will have on their performance and charactes. We can still put it back into C-0RA afterward
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>>5476793
>Waiting till QM confirmation
He'll probably wont say much beyond what's on the reward page. You should just make a gut decision between your favorite options. But of course i could be proven wrong and its your vote to cast obviously.
But what i really want to say is, what do you think of the idea that the refinement processes is tied to the admin and is somehow affected by his mental condition?
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>>5476543
>ROBOTS ARE BEST
>LIMITED EDITON DEAD BITCH OVERSEER BOX

I like the way anon phrased the second. Also Obsessed seems amazing with some upgrade on em. And C-0RA's repair comes free presumably
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>>5477109
>Also Obsessed seems amazing with some upgrade on em
Thats what i been saying. Shame people refuse see our mentally unstable robot frens true potential.
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>Difference between Defective and Normal androids
Essentially, defectives have a way higher chance of having weird or worse traits than other androids (X obeying anyone with a shred of presence, O2 having feedback loops, Z just not listening to you, etc). I'll update the employee listing to make that distinction clearer.
>Who blows up on death (androids)?
Every android you have and will buy besides E, O, P, and O2.
>What the other half of the upgrades do (for S-4M and C-0RA and the androids)?
Corporate is sometimes pretty coy with things but you have to assume if it's an A+ award, it has to have an All Interaction Results+ minimum attached. Maybe an All Stats Up if they're feeling cozy. And for your AIs, could be anything, but you could guess C-0RA's search function would become more finetuned and efficient at minimum.
>Does Admin's suffering mess with REFINEMENT?
It's an interesting theory but frankly, it might be just as likely it's something else. That and it has the same phrasing as a certain other thing.
>How infamous are we talking about?
[BOUND BY DUTY] Administrators by nature are supposed to be faceless cogs in the machine. Overseers are similar. If they are known at all, they done something horrid.
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>>5477124
Even for combat just give them a brief intro to firearms then hyperfocus accuracy.
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>>5477130
>if they are known at all, they done something horrid.
A-anons i... i regret the DEAD BITCH BOX vote. What if... the horridness not only lingers still but also effects ALL around? Hopefully it can only deliver us bad news only if we interact with it but what if not? What if the dead bitch attempts to force her will on us by just having the box around? Am i too scared?
>[HOPELESS WRECK]
NO THAT IS THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF SCARED. WE SURVIVED ONE BITCH BUT IT MADE US HALLOW. IM SURE WE'LL SURVIVE A DEAD ONE BUT WE WON'T IF WE DON'T FEAR IT.
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>>5476793
I told you that we needed a Femme Fatale and a Terminator.
>I think, looking back, buying the death explosion upgrade might have been a mistake on our part?
I think we were in more desperate straits back then, and the idea was to use the defectives like D-Class jihadis in response to threats. We bailed on that idea when they were given regular numbers and treated as regular employees though.

>>5477153
Bail on the box and I will revote for Admin to become Hank Scorpio, just so we’re clear. The Robot Upgrade is good, but so is every other Package deal, especially the Combat Drugs Package.
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>>5476543
I'm sticking to my vote in >>5476701

>>5477153
>>5477182
I've decided to not deviate from my decision. I want the flamethrower to see use once we go onto Floor 4 and clear it out
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>>5477355
I fundamentally agree with your decision, and were it not on my honor I would join you Setting the World Ablaze. Plus, the cigars and grill would be pure kino.
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>>5477415
Nah, I will not bail on the box, just shitposting anon.
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>ROBOTS ARE THE BEST
nBW, B4d, q9R
>SET THE WORLD ABLAZE
MAs/m0e
>SECURE CONTAIN PROTECT
8jw
>Limited Edition Overseer #1 A-Energy box.
B4d, m0e/MAs, nBW, q9R

Now, to quickly see which robots you wanted upgraded
B4D: E, O, W
q9R: S2, E, O2
nBW: O2, nothing on the others
JcG/m0E/MAs: If he would've changed his vote, E would be one

I'll be writing the update for the Salt Shop stuff as you decide on this but who do you want to bless with the upgrades?
>E, O, W. Two old classics and one with some good potential. A safe but probably decent selection.
>S2, E, O2. Might get you some more SEXCELLENT deals? Also, buffing O2's autism might be beneficial too.
>Some other combination (Write in. List of choices has been listed by >>5476694)

And to answer some stuff about the robots?
>Questions on if you can remove the chip from C-0RA that keeps her stable
Absolutely. It's not a permanent upgrade, it's moreso like a semi-equipment or transferrable perk.
>Worries about the explosive chip being a mistake
They only activate upon death, as in "completely irreparable". So they're strictly an upgrade even if you don't plan on jihad bot strats.
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>>5477696
MOrE SEXCELLEnT DEAls??? YOu (beauty competition winning) QM Im IN

Its S2,E and O2 for me with the why being laid out here >>5476710
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>>5477696
>SEXCELLENT
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>>5477696
>S2, E, O2. Might get you some more SEXCELLENT deals? Also, buffing O2's autism might be beneficial too.
I lost the vote, ah well
>semi-equipment or transferrable perk
Guys, let's add this to the list of experiments to do tomorrow alongside cross-tests and Paradigm tests on anomalies
>only activate upon death, as in "completely irreparable"
What a relief, crisis averted
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>>5477720
>I lost the vote
This is the power of comprising to reach your goals(getting SEXCELLENT deals). I'm so democracy pilled bros. You should try being democracy pilled to fellow anons. That way your fellow anons help you to reach your very own SEXCELLENT deals instead of preventing you.
>Guys, let's add this to the list of experiments to do tomorrow alongside cross-tests and Paradigm tests on anomalies

Good idea but are there even any good candidates other than THE SALESMAN?
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>>5477696
>E, O, W. Two old classics and one with some good potential. A safe but probably decent selection.
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>i wrote comprising instead of compromising
This is the price of being a flying machine fag my brain has rotted away
>>5477908
>Despite losing the vote still holds on to his picks
Based!

Before it comes up, What does it mean per say when THE SALESMAN asks KROMER for his products? What do we actually pay him? We don't have any of this kromer so what currency does THE SALESMAN take when we buy such products?
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>>5478117
Its regular $ dollars
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>>5476543

>The "ROBOTS ARE THE BEST" Package! (We'll upgrade C-0RA and S-4M to make them overall more useful and resistant against anomalous effects. We'll also upgrade three androids of your choice with [heavily reduced] versions of this updates.)

>Limited Edition Overseer #1 A-Energy box. An abnormally potent A-Energy box from a very infamous Overseer. Has unpredictable, wild outcomes when used.

I'm a sucker for Limited Edition stuff. Out of curiosity, what would our A-box be like?
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>>5477696
Also:
>E, O, W
WAIFUBOTS HERE WE COME
May draw fanart of them. I'm envisioning O as more human-looking, with long, straight black hair and Red Rings of Death for her eyes.
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Update coming in about 15ish minutes. Finishing up some of the SEXCELLENT deals and some stuff you can tell the funny shopkeepers.

>>5478455
Roughly similar to LC's Enkephalin. A small metallic box with a viewing point and yellow-greenish liquid inside. (It might be possible to open it and mess with the fluid directly. Who knows what happens if you do that.)

C-Extract is a syringe filled with a bright, cherry red fluid (yes, you can inject yourself or employees with it. No, you don't know what it does.). You know the EVE syringes from Bioshock? Similar to that.

ICP Energy is very abstract and hard to visualize, you know you "have" it but it's hard to hold it in your hands.
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>ROBOTS ARE THE BEST, S2/E/O2 (nBW, q9R, m0e vs B4d and mxP
>LIMITED EDITION OVERSEER BOX

"Alright, sir, I'm going to be offline for a little bit! Software update and all. I'll see you tomorrow. Don't do anything too stupid, okay?" S-4M's face disappears from the screen. A coat flutters down from a pipe right above your head.

You grab onto Old World Blues and put it on. It's incredibly snug and comfortable. Even just wearing it for a few seconds makes you feel all sorts of warm and fuzzy. It takes some force of will to stand up from your chair. You slowly exit your office.

Wait, your coffee got returned. A small cup of doublecaf coffee is resting on your desk. You're absolutely grabbing that before going outside.

Your body feels more solid, you note. Normally your legs would be burning or your torso would have an awful thick sloshin to it. But for now, you feel somewhat...normal. A warm, fuzzy feeling flows to your head to your toes.

You pass by a few employees but none bother to acknowledge you exist. Hell, Zayne bumps against you and keeps going as if you weren't even there. Dustin does too, and you don't think they're the type to do it to fuck with you.

You slide into the elevator and push a button before leaning back against the wall. The doors, half-repaired after the Ranger fight, shut close. Your ascent begins. It feels like it takes even longer to get to the surface. Or maybe it's the coat making you sleepy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlQI4j8LCLU

It keeps getting colder, colder, yet colder as your ascent continues. And when the doors open, you're barely prepared for the freezing gust of super chilled, frigid wind. Yet, you press on. Stepping into the artic abyss yet again.

You grab a hold onto one of the slick, worn railing. Each step is carefully taken to avoid a twenty (thirty? maybe even forty) story drop onto the busy road below. The bright lights of skyscrapers beam from far, far away. If it wasn't for them, it would be pitch black out here.

You think you see at least a dozen more lit up than there were last time you were out here. The City grows every day, the City Slickers moving around, the red blood cells of this pit of frost and decay. The Alphabet Companies, the organs...

Despite it all of the anomalies that bend the laws of reality, despite all of the Companies that bend the rules of morality, despite how utterly inhospitable it is here...

[DYING LIGHT] You still love this City. In your heart of hearts, you don't want her destroyed. You want her to be better. Brighter.
[HOPELESS WRECK] It'll outlive all of us. We're fucking dust compared to it.

You stop in your tracks, turning to stare into the skyline miles on miles away from you. Snow and ash are coating every inch of your body, turning you numb to any sensation besides your mind. Something speaks to you. You grip onto the coat tightly.

It's okay, sonny. Take a deep breath, I'm here to help you.
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You walk down the railing of what seems like a small residential area, only a story or two below yoru facility. Thankfully none of the lights flicker on this time, you don't particularly care for random dwellers of this Tower you're on to ask what the Administrator is doing here. Though you do notice one of the windows is broken.

Something towering stands at the broken window. It's at least ten feet tall, with razor sharp claws on its hands. You can't make out its face underneath the mask of a raven it has on. Somehow, it doesn't notice you. It's staring past you.

You decide not to bother with one of the weird, yet not anomalous, creeps that live here.

https://youtu.be/2CdtYefRxPc - SHOP THEME

It doesn't take too long to arrive at the Salt Shop. You pass through the thick blankets hanging that's acting as a makeshift door and heat trapper. It's incredibly cozy and warm in here, in contrast to the outside world.

A single light bulb hangs over, lighting up the small shop. Behind the rusted metal counter are shelves on shelves of weird junk and an salt-encrusted oven that is probably older than you. It's currently cooking something.

Speaking about that oven, Mr. Salt gets up from the pile of rags and pillows he's been resting on. He flashes a welcoming smile (most of his teeth made of salt) before he pulls what he's been cooking in the oven.

"How ya feel about cookies, sir?"

"So so. Best with coffee, haven't eaten any in a while." You gulp your still piping hot coffee. Your whole body shakes in relief. Finally, good coffee for once.

A cookie is placed on the counter. Well, more like a hunk of salt shaped like a cookie. You take it regardless to be nice.

"First cookie to not leave crumbs. HA-HA-HA!" Mr. Salt wipes a tear from his eye. "Nice to see ya! Could've shown it was the wind that blew them sheets. Hardly recognized you're even here."

A long, metallic nose is barely poking out of the top. "SNIFF. SNIFF. I [Dealt it]. THAT. SWEET. KROMER."

Spamton's head pokes over the desk. You notice that his uniform is a freshly made bright red car salesman uniform. His wild eyes and smile have been restrained a little. "[Snow] TIME TO WASTE! OUR DEALS ARE SO GOOD, YOU'LL GO STRAIGHT [To the pits of h3ll!] TO [Secure, Contain, Protect] Y0UR WALLE5!"

"Before we do. I like to sell something." You slide over the watch towards the two salesmen. Mr. Salt grabs it and takes a quick peek.

"Hmmm. $30. I'll let my associate find a use for it." He tosses it towards Spamton. The robot puts it on his nose.

"WATCH. WATCH, [Space Condom]." A distorted cackle. "FOR YOUR [Free Spaghetti Leftovers]...AND FOR [Help! Oh God, help!]ING YOU...TIME FOR SOME EXCLUSIVE D3ALS!!!"

>Current energy count: 123 A, 43 C, 8 ICP, $530.

"Well, before I blink and you're somehow gone? Let's trade, Mr...I don't recall if I got a name." "Admin." "Admin! Alright, code names, I can dig that."

(Forgot my trip, whoops.)
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>PRICE EXCHANGE: $6 = 1 A, $35 = 1 C, $125 = 1 ICP. You can spend money instead of energy if you pay the right amount in exchange.

SALT SCRAPPER SHOP
>Iced Coffee. "A potent form of caffeine." Heals a lot of Stamina and Willpower. 1 per $100
>Salt Cookies. "First one was free, buy more! HA HA HA!" Removes oil and lightly treats burns. 2 per 3 A
>Fancy Perfume. "C-Company specialty. The lost smell of women." Spray it and snap anyone out of their mental episode. 1 per 1 C and 2 A
>Rusty Spade. "A gift from a Gravedigger. More dangerous than it looks." 3 C
>Winter Parka. "The most common outfit in the City." Very warm, very cozy. Not as cozy as OWB. 1 per $20
>A jar filled with something dark and bubbling. "Reminds me of you." 1 per $11
>A hunk of pitch black meat. "Harvested from a shadow man. Improves sight in the dark." 1 slice per $15
>A miniature lemon tree. "Incredibly rare to find in the wild. Take care of it." $75
>Booster pill. "Highly addictive. Makes you feel nothing in a battle." 1 per 8 A
>A scrap of colorful cloth. "I just think it looks nice." $5
>Coffee Beans. "I know you like them, sir. Mr. Churchland told me." 1 per $25

GREATEST DEALS!
>BIG SHOT REVOLVER. SO MUCH BLOOD, SO MUCH SPAGHETTI! R-CORP CAN'T COMPETE! 1 PER 28 KROMER AND 3 ABSTRACT JUIC3
>SPAMTON STYLE SHADES. EVERY KID WANTS THESE. PLEASE BUY PLEASE BUY- 1 PER I SEE PEE!!!
>FLESH IDOL. 100% R3AL N-COMPANY FLESH. PRAY, PRAY, FOR [HEAVEN]'S SALVATION. 3 CEE, 2 AAAAA, 15 KROMER
>SPAMTON NUTRINOSE. DO NOT BLOW. AFFECTS STAMINA SOOOOOO MUUUUU- 1 PER 20 KROMER
>PIPIS. A highly invasive clam species. Good for Subdue or Nurture works. HEY LEMME TALK, DAMN- 1 PER 12 KROMER
>THE ENCYLOPEDIA OF BEING AFRAID. READ THIS TO IMPROVE YOUR BRAIN'S RESISTANCE TOWARDS [Existence]. ONE USE. 1 PER 4 C
>THORN RING. YOU WANT IT, DON'T YOU? SO MUCH [POWER]. SO MUCH [Hyperlink Blocked]. 1 CONCRETE JUICE, 97 KROMER, 7 ABSTRACT
>THE BIG ONE. CUTS ANYTHING 2 PIECES. THAT DAMN KNIGHT CAN'T COMPARE! 15 KROMER, 1 CHEESE SYRINGE
>M-COMPANY CATALOG, FROM ANOTHER CITY. SO MUCH MEAT, SO MUCH DRONES. 1 (ONE) 1 SEE PEE, 1 CEE, 1 AAAA.

Select what you want to buy. If it has "per", you can buy multiple. Otherwise, you can only buy it once.

Do you have anything you want to do to the salesmen besides buying stuff from them?
>[DYING LIGHT] Offer Mr. Salt a temporary stay at your facility. It must be rough living and sleeping out here.
>[BOUND BY DUTY] Try the same trick you did last time. Try to get something for your duty from Spamton. (DC ???, Bo3. Specify what you want.)
>[HOPELESS WRECK] Try to get more information. Information is power. Information is survival. (What do you want to ask them about? The City? Specific companies? General lore?
>"I got some excess. Wanna trade?" He has a lot more on the shelves than he's offering. Try to trade. (You can offer him items you have no use for, or anomalous extracts, for items he's not selling up front. Select what you want to offer as a trade.)
>Write in.
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>>5478462
Might wanna read back over the quest for bits of detail, as well as reminders on their traits.
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Ran out of text but for the trading option (refer to https://pastebin.com/WEcMXJtv, https://pastebin.com/6EUpvCyT, and your sponsorship rewards you just got), you can offer him whatever without anyone having to come to a majority vote. The vote to decide if you want to give him it is when everyone votes on whether to accept or not.

So basically, offer him what you want, decide later if what he's offering in exchange is worth it.
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Alright let's see
>Iced Coffee
Worth getting?
>Salt Cookies
Removes oil, huh. The light burn treatment would be nice dealing with Velvet
>Fancy Perfume.
Would be nice for certain employees we have in our facility
>Rusty Spade.
Interesting gear
>Winter Parka
Could be good to have out here instead of OWB, but we don't exactly have an ice-based anomaly to need this for... yet.
>Dark and bubbling jar
This was here last time, wasn't it? I wonder what this could be for
>Shadowman meat
Getting a few of these would help our facility when we proceed to assault Floor 4. I say this is worth it right now
>Lemon tree
Worth it
>Booster pill
B o r i n g
>Colorful cloth
Would make for a nice style addition for somebody
>Coffee beans
See Iced Coffee

>REVOLVER
Revolver Ocelot?
>SHADES
Style points increase
>FLESH IDOL
It might heal our facility at the cost of damaging one of our employees while they pray, if its anything like Lobotomy Corp Flesh Idol
>NUTRINOSE
Some sort of neurotoxin powder? Cocaine?
>Pipis
I wonder what YP or V/Vincent or Bene could cook with this. And what's that about Subdue works?
>ENCYCLOPEDIA
Would be nice for ourselves
>THORN RING
Imagine giving this to whatever girl we go for, or to Velvet
>THE BIG ONE
We could repair this. We have the technology. We have the handymen for it.
>M-COMPANY CATALOG
Must-buy to buy crossover items from MANAGER, HELP! (rip?)

And we should definitely go for the BOUND BY DUTY option for Spamton again, and bring up how we chose him for upgrades from whatever that robot-related company is. As much as I'd want the DYING LIGHT one, I think Mr. Salt is perfectly fine out here. HOPELESS WRECK option to ask about uhhhhhhhhhh some worldbuilding cool tidbits... but I can't think of any right now. At least we have a day or two for this vote, so we can talk it over.
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>>5478538
I got a plan, but I need to run to the store myself, be back in a few.
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>>5478607
I'm just going to dump my opinions of things right now, feel free to give input however

>>5478547
First pastebin
>Coupons
We're clutching these
>Mystery Meat
For the autodoc right now, but we don't have an anomaly we could feed with this yet. Might be useful as bait on the Fourth Floor assault? We get the most from Extraction work on Shot, but we also never tried Appease work to clean up his cell properly.
>Blood Buckets
We can send these off to C-Company or whatever to get more Boiling Blood Cocktails, or give a bit to the chefs to cook with. Blood pudding, but PATRIOTIC? With 14 total, I think we can spare trading away one or two
>Sand vial
Oh yeah, I want to Extraction work Sirocco one more time before she's resolved tomorrow. We could get one more sand dress guys!
>Stardust
We still don't know what this stardust is good for, gear-wise. More Extraction works on Star is needed
>1 Blueblood, 4 Blueflesh
We had an option to use these for a trap during the R-Corp raid "FROZEN SNOWTIME. A bucket of Blueblood with various heavy objects stuffed in it. You may add +1 up to two times in any configuration to one fighter's rolls. Uses: 4" but we did not. So we still have these. I think we got the talk show cane and the cologne out of it before. This is explicitly described as "freezing cold", so it might be interesting to work with for something down the line. Maybe against Velvet?

>COOKING
Skipping these, we're passively using them for stuff in our facility... like food. Skipping farming supplies and seeds and similar as well

>MP3 player
We are using this for our quest soundtrack, whenever the OP posts youtube links
>6 wine
Great as gifts or celebration, but otherwise valuable
>scrap and wiring
Used passively to fix up our robots and androids. After the raid where we had Spike and Metal Beast fucked up, this stuff is important like medical supplies are important
>last few Art meals
Pastebin says 1, but is that accurate? We could save this to wine and dine a special lady as the quest progresses :^)
>old papers from that one abandoned office space we cleared
They're kinda junk at this point, aren't they?
>Kitchen supplies from Bene's restaurant
He'd like those now that he's freed from his obsession
>Fireworks
Battle distraction, or celebration of our entire facility much later on
>Trauma kits
Uber-valuable, never enough
>Coffee machine
No
>SCRIPTURE
For our religious personnel
>Whale plushie
Sirocco has it, but she might as well keep it as a parting gift if she's going to be growing up and leaving us for good
>Clown paint
WE STILL DID NOT GIVE THE CLOWN VOMIT PAINT TO OUR CLUWNE TO REWARD HIM FOR HIS SACRIFICES AGAINST NEON SLASHER AND THE COWBOY RAID, WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
>Dog treats
For our dogs
>Blessed Chains
We used these on Cloud at the raid's end, didn't we? They're meant to help people recover if they're mindbroken or low sanity, aren't they? Borderline impossible to break. See >>5438677 about Velvet too. Barely used these much

1/?
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>>5478628
cont.
>Kate's porn mags
Use them to trade here at Mr. Salt's, just like in LISA the Painful? Otherwise no anomalies that could really benefit from them. We certainly don't need them ourselves
>sewing kit, 3 high quality suits
We never did give these custom suits to anybody, did we? Why not to our department heads? M/Monifa for Sec, Q for Accounting, and S/Seneca for Medical given E/Emily is a robot
>cat
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUlyKLRXy8I
>REDACTED
Too special to part with
>pendant
That's ours, stays on us permanently
>burnt landline
From MANAGER, HELP! isn't it? Or referencing the anomaly there. Either way, its in Sense's cell and will stay there until he's resolved
>2 delectable jaws
Used for Extraction employees
>3 blood cocktails
Pastebin says "May offer different benefits towards the Administrator", but we never took one ourselves to see what happens. A loose end we haven't checked...
>camera drone
We need to use this to scout Fourth Floor and other floors already, come on!
>1 talk show cologne
Useful mental-resistance and anti-spook item. Maybe good against whatever's spooky on the Fourth Floor? Is it a consumable or equipment?
>Instrument Bundle
Do we have anybody able to play any of these? We could get mileage out of this with having somebody perform for Star or Future, or morale boosting our employees
>defib, medbot
Classic SS13 fare, never parting with them

>spare robot arm
We're going to put this on Cloud if we're going to keep him in our facility alive, right? We have yet to see what R-Corp wants from us regarding him
>4 stun batons, cuffs, 3 anti-stab vests
Gear is gear
>1 clusterbang
We had another but we used it to apprehend Cloud at the end of the raid. Too clutch to part with needlessly
>heavily-damaged Spike bot
Checked back, B/Bill said in thread 4 he can't fix it and its only good for spare parts for Spike. Since Spike did get damaged during the cowboy raid, this is probably passively being used up
>3 donutboxes
Sec classic
>3 secshades
Sec classic
>5 red uniforms
Sec classic
>DIE TO SEXUALIZE meat vial
A very LISA the Painful item here. We still haven't experimented with this, and we have only a little bit left. Wait, didn't the detective consume this entire vial to give us his hints on it? It shouldn't be in the pastebin anymore then!
>Lockbox with "Smooth, Smooth Skin. Do not open" scratched on it
And we never opened this yet either... Is it more of the smooth meat in the vial? Is it joy mutant meat? Still a loose end we have NOT checked!
>"DREAM AWAY" fungus
Basically sleeper fungus. Couldn't we use all we have left to grow more and experiment with it? Thread 4 said "enough fungus in there to rub your lips on and not much else", so it might simply be a one-use item with how little we have left of it. Question is, how will we use it?
>damaged BEEPSKY
Update the pastebin! This got repaired in thread 4 and is ON THE SCENE

2/?
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Fixing up the pastebin of inventory stuff as we speak. As for the extracts: I recall you guys saying you wanted to save a tiny bit of it for any potential uses later on, so I followed through with that. And there is one Art meal left, as far as I know.

You're pretty sure the cluwne might be able to play with the instruments? Otherwise you're pretty sure there's not really proper "performers"
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>>5478640
cont.
>recharger
Too useful when you're using energy guns for tazers, as in SS13
>MINTY CRYSTAL
Deltarune revive item. That "May work on some anomaly alterations." is a compelling line of inquiry...
>2 Man-Salt
Disrupts fires and removes oils, heals 2 STA when eaten. Definitely for Velvet or against similar fire trouble
>IED
We still got this, too good to trade away
>1 Paper Dice
Once Fortune is gone, we cannot get more of these. Better throw "Assign employees to Extraction work on Fortune" to the to-do list, guys
>art supplies
We used these once, to paint Sirocco's cell. We could still use these somewhere else
>surplus clown gear
WE STILL DID NOT GIVE THESE TO THE CLUWNE, EVEN THOUGH WE PDA'D HIM IN THREAD 5 THAT WE HAVE A SURPRISE REWARD FOR HIM IF HE DID WELL AGAINST NEON SLASHER (HE DID), WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
>gay novel
C-0RA has it. We will NOT trade this to ANYBODY
>bulletproof lockbox
We got this as a reward at the end of Day/Shift 6 on Thread 3. We haven't used it for anything, far as I'm aware, and we still have it in the mancave
>insulateds
Priceless.
>Zeta Lockbox
see Bulletproof Lockbox
>ELIXIR
We never really showed this to Future, did we? Anomalies and invaders are repulsed by this, so I wonder how it'd interact with Future being who he is
>VHS player
We used it to watch the Grandmaster tape
>specialty coffee
We are clutching that Black Tar Coffee for a special special occasion. The coffee is OURS
>cryopod
Medbay classic
>weapon bundle box
Already opened and emptied, a junk item currently
>Star's cane from the raid
We need to experiment with this tomorrow, like everything else
>FROZEN SNOWTIME
Oh right, these. We can still dismantle them to get the blueblood back, if need be. Otherwise, they're here for emergencies

>ash and glass
Pocket sand, not really tradeworthy
>medkits, fire extinguisher
Too important
>Barricade kit
We never had to use this yet because we've been playing well. Its still here for emergencies
>gasoline can
Haven't used it yet. Interestingly "might improve the health or morale of androids"
>5 sweets boxes
For Velvet mainly, but could still be good to trade with Mr. Salt? Or for a special lady, when we have any
>Gamma briefcase
We could paint it red or blue, then put some junk papers in it as a decoy intelligence. It might bait a certain mercenary invasion?
>Survival kit
I don't think we ever used this? Its for ETFs in the field more than us here in the facility, so not tradeworthy

>slasher electronic parts
Upgrading our Admin mancave gear? When?
>GREAT JOB tape
Seen it already; what good is it now?
>throwing knives
Always good to have on hand in our facility

Skipping all the upgrades, and the INVENTORY AND UPGRADES pastebin is fully gone through!
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Annnd I fully updated the Inventory and Equipment pastebin to the best of my knowledge to be more in line with what you have. And to make the former a bit easier to read.
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>>5478538
>>[DYING LIGHT] Offer Mr. Salt a temporary stay at your facility. It must be rough living and sleeping out here.
How much is a warm shelter and a meal worth?
>Coffee for Coffee Deal (2 beans and an Iced Coffee for every hot cup of premium coffee he wants)
>Fancy Perfume. "C-Company specialty. The lost smell of women." Spray it and snap anyone out of their mental episode. 1 per 1 C and 2 A
>Rusty Spade. "A gift from a Gravedigger. More dangerous than it looks." 3 C
I recognize the reference. Great taste.
>Winter Parka. "The most common outfit in the City." Very warm, very cozy. Not as cozy as OWB. 1 per $20 (2)
>A jar filled with something dark and bubbling. "Reminds me of you." 1 per $11 (2)
>A hunk of pitch black meat. "Harvested from a shadow man. Improves sight in the dark." 1 slice per $15 (3)
>A miniature lemon tree. "Incredibly rare to find in the wild. Take care of it." $75
>A scrap of colorful cloth. "I just think it looks nice." $5

$212 4C 2A

>[BOUND BY DUTY] Try the same trick you did last time. Try to get something for your duty from Spamton. (DC ???, Bo3. ) (M-COMPANY CATALOG and Thorn Ring)
>How much is an upgrade worth to you? (Trade his upgrade for some benefits)

>BIG SHOT REVOLVER. SO MUCH BLOOD, SO MUCH SPAGHETTI! R-CORP CAN'T COMPETE! 1 PER 28 KROMER AND 3 ABSTRACT JUIC3
>FLESH IDOL. 100% R3AL N-COMPANY FLESH. PRAY, PRAY, FOR [HEAVEN]'S SALVATION. 3 CEE, 2 AAAAA, 15 KROMER
>SPAMTON NUTRINOSE. DO NOT BLOW. AFFECTS STAMINA SOOOOOO MUUUUU- 1 PER 20 KROMER
>PIPIS. A highly invasive clam species. Good for Subdue or Nurture works. HEY LEMME TALK, DAMN- 1 PER 12 KROMER
>THE ENCYLOPEDIA OF BEING AFRAID. READ THIS TO IMPROVE YOUR BRAIN'S RESISTANCE TOWARDS [Existence]. ONE USE. 1 PER 4 C
>THE BIG ONE. CUTS ANYTHING 2 PIECES. THAT DAMN KNIGHT CAN'T COMPARE! 15 KROMER, 1 CHEESE SYRINGE

8C 5A 90Kromer

>"I got some excess. Wanna trade?" He has a lot more on the shelves than he's offering. Try to trade. (1 Shot Meat, Sand vial, some beer from the vending machine, sweets, 1 wine, YP’s meals, a jar of our tar, some Paradigm time/use (only inside the facility), a personal favor)
Sort of wondering if we could offer Protection as a perk or not.
>See if we can bargain for a discount
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>>5478647
We’ll buy a musician then. Also, get W and O to do it in their spare time.

>>5478647
I’m willing to sell her ‘novels’ if she changes up the names. I’d certainly get a hearty chuckle outta it.
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>>5478538
Also
>[HOPELESS WRECK] Try to get more information. Information is power. Information is survival. (Siro’s family. The City. R, B, G/J (the one from our memory, the police?). And General lore.)
I’m just a curious boy.
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>>5478695
>Coffee for Coffee Deal (2 beans and an Iced Coffee for every hot cup of premium coffee he wants)
Isn't that a bit unequal? A hot cup of coffee is more than just 2 beans.
>the reference
To what?
>no shades
They would look nice on an employee, paired with another employee wearing the 5-D Glasses, no? Red and blue, yellow and magenta. Picturesque.
>no Encyclopedia
How come? And now that I look at it, we can buy multiple ones of these. Strange.
>1 Shot meat
We can always get more, good idea
>Sand vial
Sure you don't wanna keep that, so we have enough for another sand dress after we Extraction work Sirocco tomorrow?
>beer
We have "unlimited" beer, but that's for our employees
>Sweets
1 whole box of the 5 we have, or just a few select ones that amount to less than 1 whole box?
>YPs meals
Which one would you suggest?
>jar of our tar
Amazing idea
>Paradigm time
We only have YP, OWB, and AFYN with us. Having Mr. Salt try on YP and cook up some very salty dish would be a nice exchange.
>personal favor
This might be big. You sure we bring this up?

>>5478701
>buy a musician
Great idea
>W and O
W is one I get, because she has "Eager to Learn (Has a higher chance of gaining traits or boosts to her stats, Mental Protection-)". But O I don't think fits as a musician type. What about THE KING, P/Presley? He'd love to play music, both to have a closer tie to his namesake, and for THE LADIES. S2/Spamton could also grab a trumpet or mini piano, and start playing his theme music. Z/Zayne might be a loud obnoxious type, whatever instrument he goes for. As for humans, Ranger Zero could play cowboy country tunes on an acoustic guitar. Agent K could shred her theme music on an electric guitar. But which of our employees could be a drummer? D-Wolfy?

>>5478702
Good call
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>>5478695
Whoops, I am blind and didn't see you posted Encyclopedia too. Guess its time for me to go to sleep. Goodnight
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>>5478695
Great list! But I think we should buy one(1) spamton style shades as well. So my vote is
>+1 To this list with the extra item of THE SALESMAN™ SHADES
I will also ask this, (despite knowing there isn't much chance of this) is there any way I can convince you to add THE SALESMAN™ SHADES into the buy list? Best I can offer you is an one time blank check to support any of your votes unconditionally. If it means anything to you of course.

I'm q9R btw.
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Did a few more clean ups around the pastebins, including a new trait for Isabelle. (Presley will have an update once you're done shopping.) I'll probably keep shopping discussions open for at least a day and a half, if not two.
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>>5478706
I assume it was bags of beans, $25 for a single bean is ridiculous, even for us.
>To what?
Graverobber’s Daughter
>shades
I ain’t paying an ICP for meme glasses.
>Encyclopedia
Actually, I just wanted one, if I didn’t it wouldn’t be on the list. Tbh though, 4 C is pricey. If we don’t get a discount I may revise the list, we still got the Catalogs to go through.
>Siro’s dress
I thought that cost 2 vials? And if we need to extract more from Siro, then selling some now won’t matter.
>We have "unlimited" beer, but that's for our employees
And us
>1 whole box of the 5 we have, or just a few select ones that amount to less than 1 whole box?
Depends on what we get for it
>Which one would you suggest?
All. I doubt we’ll use them all here desu.
>P
Also a great idea. RETURN OF THE KING BABY!

Zero and AK are also good ideas.

>>5478711
Those shades cost an ICP. That’s wayyy too expensive for a meme item.
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>>5478732
>Confirmed hater of THE SALESMAN™ SHADES product

I assume(I can be wrong obviously) it will have powers and stats based on the deltarune item which are
>+5DF, +5 Magic, $ +30%, reduces damage received from Puppet/Cat attacks by 40%

So it will probably increase extraction and damage resistance. That's more than a meme product no? Also I feel like we're hoarding ICP. I think we can spend an ICP to get a cool and effective(probably) product.
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>>5478751
>I assume(I can be wrong obviously) it will have powers and stats based on the deltarune item which are
Why assume that when it isn’t stated? It’s more probable that it’s just the meme-gag option.
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>>5478775
I don't think we had any useless gag items yet. I'd be greatly surprised if QM pulled such a trick on us(to be fair this character would be the perfect place to pull it.).

How about we at least collectively agree to do this?
> Ask S2 why THE SALESMAN™ SHADES are so expensive and tell S2 if there is any great justification for the price we MIGHT buy it.

Seems like this would deal with your issue.(we might spend ICP on thrash.'
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>>5478788
Anon, it isn’t a trick if the QM literally states
>SPAMTON STYLE SHADES. EVERY KID WANTS THESE. PLEASE BUY PLEASE BUY
And then states a ridiculous price for them. It’s pretty clear that the QM isn’t trying to trick us here.

It’s our last ICP, it needs to be saved for the catalogs.
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>>5478813
>It’s our last ICP
What do you mean? We have 8 of them and more on the way via Sirrico.
> Hating on THE SALESMAN™ SHADES because everyone including children want em.

I have no idea why would this mean the shades are a joke. Its literally just S2 saying it's a rare product that everyone desires. I think you're being a bit paranoid.(and a hater that's trying to keep a SALESMAN down)
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>>5478823
Sorry, must’ve misread the I as a 1 when speed reading, but the point still stands that the stated description for them was
>EVERY KID WANTS THESE. PLEASE BUY PLEASE BUY
And not anything remotely useful. We should save the ICP at least until after the Catalog section.
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>>5478827
Okay you have your mind set that's fine, can we still ask him to explain further THE SALESMAN™ SHADES and why are they expensive. We can get a cool dialogue bit at least.
Also hopefully if we're gonna hoard all this ICP we can get a cool aircraft from this.
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>>5478839
I mean, I’m willing the expend some cash just to appease you lads, I just think the ICP is way too much for what I consider to be more of a meme. Way I figure, I was probably gonna use the cash to offset some of the C-Extract loss, to preserve it for the Catalogs.

Thinking more on it, we could, you know, probably work out a delayed payment scheme for the C-Extract.

It’s like, what, 2 A-Energy ($12) per C-Extract ($35) for us resource wise, not counting labor? If we can keep the C-Extract for the catalogs, next shift we can produce his required C-Extract, plus whatever A-Energy he can scrounge up for an exchange rate of 5($30)- no, 4($24) A-Energy per C-Extract, since I’m generous. We’ll just eat the labor cost, since the cookie was free.

It’s a sweetheart’s deal desu, even at a cutthroat 5 A-Energy. I can’t really imagine anyone else giving a non-exploitive deal to a non-employee.
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>>5478995
I don't understand. I understand you're trying to duck out of paying for the goods right now for later. But are you also saying you will support paying 125$ for THE SALESMAN™ SHADES?
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Also (assuming the Gravedigger is a cameo that we’re not supposed to talk to), I think we should talk to the Gravedigger (ignore this if the Gravedigger was going to talk to us anyway).
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>>5479025
Yes. We’re not over our cash limit right? Even if we are, I wouldn’t mind exchanging some A-Energy to make up the difference. I just think our limited ICP should be preserved until we see all the buying opportunities for it (hence wanting to wait for the catalogs). I only recently remembered we could exchange it like currencies.

Also, we still have a Hell’s Fang. Think we should give one to Delta’s Squad?
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>>5479033
Hell yeah, remember to put it in Green text so the QM is more likely to see it
>>5478538
>B4d's original buy list with the caveat of paying 125$ for THE SALESMAN™ SHADES

>Also, we still have a Hell’s Fang. Think we should give one to Delta’s Squad?

I mean... Those are made by the
remains of a devil. Brainwashed A took offense to the said devil. So there is a chance if the anomalous thing faceing Delta's(wait, when did the squad become Delta's?) squad is sharing REMINDER OF A SHITY TIME's philosophy they might get into trouble. With this knowledge if your still fine with the idea then I will vote for it(if we still can of course QM might declare its too late)
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>>5479040
Considering we’re sending the literal heart of said devil with them, I think we’ve passed the Rubicon on that one. Besides, we did kill that devil. If anything, it might reward us for dealing with that ‘blight’ on this world.
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>>5478538
Adding
>125$ for THE SALESMAN™ SHADES
>We should talk to the Gravedigger (ignore this if the Gravedigger was going to talk to us anyway).
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>>5479047
Extremely true
>Make sure Delta's Squad also get access to hell fangs and any other MADE FROM 100% REAL PATRIOTS products
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Also, potential future work orders
>Commission a portrait for every anomaly and paradigm we have, as well as every battle and enemy we faced
We have the art supplies.
>Appease works with Art Supplies
>Listen to music on our VHS system
>Experiment with Star’s Cane
>Remember we have Cryogenic Flood in Velvet’s room
>Have Kate wear Siro’s dress and interview her, and have R2 wear it and test out it combat abilities.
>Have Employees wear the fire-retardant suits when dealing with Velvet
>Remember to talk to the Researcher about YP (they promised to take a look at it)
>Try out a Purification ritual with GWIT when it gets back (or right now for Delta Squad)
Also, we never attempted Delay Fate on Fortune, so if he’s still around maybe we should try it.
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>>5479097
Also, Blessing of Ansuz may work on Kor and other employees.
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>>5479097
Who's gonna draw em? We don't have any painters as far as I know. Rest of the works are good too. We will get around to then I hope.
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>>5479119
Pretty sure D is decent at it.
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>>5479121
Where did you got that idea? If you remember, can you tell me? I'd like to know more about our potential painter.
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>>5479131
D is an art buff, and did our previous portraits before.
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>>5479143
>Art Critic (Appease+, Subdue+, Knowledge on artists and their works)
Shiiit that doesn't equal to an artist. But you say they also did our portraits. I don't remember such a thing. When did this happen, how did it happen etc. Any chance can you explain D drawing our portrait?
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>>5479097
Add onto that
>Talk with that one meatlady personally
>More Extraction works, especially on Sirocco and Fortune and Future
>Appease work on Shot to see what happens
>Give the Cluwne his clown vomit paint and surplus clowning equipment
>Remove Adderall module from C-0RA and put it into our other androids and see how they are changed by it
>Ask Kate if we could have some of her porn mags to trade with
>Investigate the Smooth Smooth Skin lockbox
>Decide what to do with the last bits of DIE TO SEXUALIZE and DREAM AWAY we have
>Show Future the ELIXIR
>Interview Cloud next day
>Interview Bene/Art of Flesh next day
>Ask somebody (S-4M? Felix? Who?) about ETFs and if multiple Zetas can exist
>Fax G-Corp about air travel or flying machines
>Give a bit of K/Kate's hair to Detective for info on what the fuck is up with her
>Get the artsy/clothing types the info on the velvet that S/Seneca got using YP, figure out how to buff clothing with it
>Investigate "Bane"
>Send someone to [REDACTED]
and of course
>CLEAR THE FOURTH FLOOR
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>>5478538
My vote is backing >>5478695 and >>5478702 as the buy and ask lists, as well as backing >>5478788 to ask about THE SHADES, and backing >>5479064 so that Delta's squad has a Hell's Fang with them

And guys, look here >>5436586
>Potential additional bonuses when affected by American Spirit
Its gonna be great
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>>5479147
Pretty sure he did it for Gary
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Where is everybody?
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>>5479625
It's only been a day. /qst/ is slow enough that I just kinda let people trickle in when they need to. And sometimes, some updates get less votes. Had a time where it took five days for anything solid to pan out because people were busy.

To answer a quick question, D/Dustin did paint a portrait of Gary (it's not in your storage since it's being used for...purposes), and you can always try getting W to learn it.

I might as well tell you what Mr. Salt would offer for the stuff you're showing to him to allow you guys to keep discussing. Gimme a solid second to look at all of the trade offers and write you up his offers.
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>>5479640
TRADE OFFER!
We receive
>quest update
You receive
>
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>One shot meat vial
"Oh ho ho, squirming meat, eh? What do you say, Spammy?"
"100% P-COMPANY APPROVED."
"Hm. I'll offer you this. Something to get you some more meat."
A bloody cleaver. It reeks of rot. "Formerly used by an infamous F-Corp chef. People see it as a bad omen."

>A sand vial
"Desert sand? What's the value of this?" He squints at the vial before noticing it starts to move. "Ah ha. This will be good for my sand globe."
"Here's something to wash your dry mouth with."
A metal bottle filled with fresh spring water. "Calms the nerves. Not as good as salt water, ha ha!"

>Some beer from the vending machine.
"Eh. I buy this every day, I can only offer so much."
A small pile of low-quality scrap per bottle, up to six. "Sometimes, being a Scrapper doesn't work out."

>Sweets (For two of them)
His mouth drools when he pops open the small box and sees what's inside. if Spamton was a human, he would be drooling too.
"Sir, you just earnt yourself something very special. Lemme grab it-"
"NO! THAT [Sweet taste of victory] IS MINE! TAKE MY DEAL, [Admin Privileges]!"

[Mr. Salt] A remote controlled aerial drone. Has a 30 minute battery life before needing to recharge. "Have you ever wanted to see the City in a new angle?'
[SPAMTON] HOLOGRAPHIC DECOY FOR FOOLS! EVER FELT LIKE YOU WERE A FAKE WITH NO WORTH? COMPARED TO HIM, YOU ARE EVERYTHING! ENEMIES WON'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE!

YP's meals:
"A stew that heals but messes with ya brain, and two unknowns. Made from a weird hat? Hm, well, considering what they're made out of...here's my offers."
>Bloody Stew
A O- blood type bloodpack. "Everyone can take this blood! And everyone will need it, ha HA!"
>Old-fashioned Love
Cattle Gun. Aim at the forehead and fire to stun. Comes with three blanks. "O-Company specialty. Got any 'cows' you need to put down for good?
>WAH MOOL
Vampiric Cloak. Very spooky, comes with a set of fake teeth. "Reminiscent of an unnaturally long lasting abnormality. Freaks the shit out of people, ha HA!"

>A jar of your tar
"Hmmm. Have been running out of bubbling tar, a fresh source would be good. Open wide and spit it out."
"NO! NO! I NEED THAT TO [Sign on the dotted line, please!]. I GOT A BETTER OFFER!"
[Mr. Salt] A trauma kit with one charge. "I can see you drooling just as the sight of this."
[SPAMTON] ANTIQUE CLOCK. FROM THE DEEPEST PITS OF T-COMPANY STORAGE, ONE USE. FORTELLS OF THE FUTURE.

>Some PARADIGM use
"Sure, I wouldn't mind messing with the anomalous for a bit, ha HA! I'll come over later as payment!"
Two 9mm bullets (or one revolver bullet) per hour of access to a PARADIGM (prevents others from using it). "Bang bang, boom boom. Are you a cowboy, baby?
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>>5479681
Got to go to work, but it seems to me that most of these are good desu.
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>A personal favor
"A personal favor? In this world? If you accept what I'm giving you, you'll do whatever I ask, alright? Now, here's the offer."
Salt Encrusted Shotgun. Made out of scrap metal and held through sodium. Has two shots. "Blows away anything and everything. I can always make a new one.

>A bottle of wine
"Now this is some booze I'll be up for. Let's get some holiness in here, shall we not?"
A watered down jar of holy water per bottle. "Not as good as the real N-Company stuff. Freaks of nature still hate it."

>Coffee for Coffee Deal (2 beans and an Iced Coffee for every hot cup of premium coffee he wants)
"What kind of premium coffee we're talking about?"

You put the cup of premium coffee on the desk. He grabs it and takes a quick chug of it. He takes a moment to smack his lips before humming.

"Alright. If I can get six cups of this stuff, I'll be willing to give you two bags of beans and an iced coffee. After that, you gotta pay, friend."
>Your doublecaf has around ten cups worth of coffee beans left in it.

>Spamton, what the fuck is up with those shades? They cost so much?
He squints at you when you question about the usefulness of his glasses. "DON'T YOU SEE? WHY THEY ARE SO [Disgustingly] HIGH QUALITY? ENERGY? [More, more, more!] SIGHT? [2020 was a year of misfortune]. FASHION SENSE? EXCELLENT. EXTRACTION? EVEN [Cork] WILL BE LAGGING BEHIND!"

"TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT! MILLIONS, NO, ZILLIONS OF [Rabid, uncontrollable dogs] ARE WILLING TO BUY THEM!"

>Spamton, we might upgrade you. How about a discount?
"AN UPGRADE? HMMM. I HAVE NEEDED TO [Activate windows!] FOR A WHILE. SO. FOR THAT......." He tilts his head towards the side, trying to think on what exactly to offer you. "HOW ABOUT...A 15% DISCOUNT ON [The one and only] ITEM YOUR [Heart Shaped Object] DESIRES THE MOST!"

"C'MON! ANYMORE AND YOU'LL BE [Killing] ME! LITERALLY [Shilling] ME TO [Bed]!"

Mr Salt shrugs. "I'm not gonna give a discount for anything, ha HA! I only accept trades."

Which bolded objects do you wish to take, if any? You'll lose the item being offered or have to pay for it later, in the case of the personal favor.
>Write in.
>Offer another trade (Protection? Another item? What?)
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>>5479681
>A bloody cleaver
YES, the cluwne will love this alongside his paint and clothes.
>A metal bottle filled with fresh spring water. "Calms the nerves. Not as good as salt water, ha ha!"
YES, forget about the BRATTY OUTSIDER™ brand of clothing anons.
>A small pile of low-quality scrap per bottle, up to six. "Sometimes, being a Scrapper doesn't work out."
YES , as much scrap as he's willing to give for beer. Never can have enough scrap. Especially because when we repair robots and make that R&D Department.
>SPAMTON] HOLOGRAPHIC DECOY FOR FOOLS! EVER FELT LIKE YOU WERE A FAKE WITH NO WORTH? COMPARED TO HIM, YOU ARE EVERYTHING! ENEMIES WON'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE!
YES, more bait items to make ambushes.
>Vampiric Cloak. Very spooky, comes with a set of fake teeth. "Reminiscent of an unnaturally long lasting abnormality. Freaks the shit out of people, ha HA!"
YES, but ONLY for this food other meals are needed for the expedition.
>[SPAMTON] ANTIQUE CLOCK. FROM THE DEEPEST PITS OF T-COMPANY STORAGE, ONE USE. FORTELLS OF THE FUTURE.
YES, another way of being an OBEYfag. Fate truly smiles on me!
>Some PARADIGM use
NO, Nuff said(bullets aren't payment enough)
>A personal favor
NO, We have clue what he might ask for.
>A watered down jar of holy water per bottle. "Not as good as the real N-Company stuff. Freaks of nature still hate it."
YES, 1 jar please. The employees can drink beer instead.
>"Alright. If I can get six cups of this stuff, I'll be willing to give you two bags of beans and an iced coffee. After that, you gotta pay, friend."
YES, we're basically buying medical goods with this.
>A 15% DISCOUNT ON [The one and only] ITEM YOUR [Heart Shaped Object] DESIRES THE MOST!"
YES YES YES, I DESIRE THE SALESMAN™ SHADES
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>>5479758
>NO, We have clue what he might ask for.
NO, I meant NO clue what he might ask for

Its q9R btw. When you see talk of being an OBEY and Flying Machine fag and any other mannerisms you might recognize just assume its me until further notice.
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>>5479764
I was >>5479625 and >>5479675
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

OK let's see

>>5479681
>cleaver
YES; wonder how Bene and V/Vincent would react to this
>spring water
YES; wonder what this could be good for
>scrap
YES; more the better for our tech guys
>drone
YES; it would help our ETF in the field, as well as us in get an idea of the immediate building we are a part of
>decoy
NO; I want drone instead
>bloodpack
YES; I've played enough rounds of medbay to know O- is always valuable, and people are too lazy to look up actual blood types of players on the damn medbay console
>cattle gun
NO; Here it is again, from O-Company catalog back when we passed on this. Still don't think we need it that much
>vamp cloak
YES; give it to L/Lily and with the extraction teeth, and you got a thirsty vampire cosplay girl right there, but with actual blood thirst
>trauma kit
>clock
Damn, both of these are one use. Fuck. I'll roll the 1d2 to coinflip it and let it decide for me, since either is fine by me.
1 = trauma kit
2 = clock
>bullets
YES; though all we have tomorrow are OWB, YP, and AFYN. I wonder how G/Gary would react towards Mr. Salt here. He's probably dealt with plenty of scrappers in his heyday, just none as... salty as him. We need both types of bullets, but I'm not sure yet which ones more than the other

>>5479699
>shotgun
NO; it'd help sec, but we don't know what he wants. Can we even ask first, or is it a "take the deal THEN you find out" sort of situation?
>holy water
YES; but ONLY GET TWO for 2 wine bottles - I want to save the other 4 wine just in case we need them in the future. We'll lose the ability to buy this again, so I want one and a spare while we can make this trade
>sacrifice 6 of 10 doublecaf cups for 2 bags of coffee beans and the iced coffee
YES; though our coffee machine in the facility can accept and grind coffee beans as well, right? If not, we might have to pass on this and save our doublecaf. I want to share a doublecaf with A2/Adama if she ends up the waifu of the quest, but that's all
>15% discount on one thing
YES; but what? I don't know. Checking Spamton's warez and the vote I backed in >>5478695, we were hoping he'd pass us the M-Company Catalog and Thorn Ring, but we haven't done the DC ??? Bo3 roll for it yet. The most expensive thing Spamton has for sale is, if we convert them to cash...

$6 = 1 A, $35 = 1 C, $125 = 1 ICP
>revolver
$28 + 3 A = $46
>shades
1 ICP = $125
>idol
$15 + 2 A + 3 C = $105
>nutrinose
$20
>pipis
$12
>encyclopedia
4 C = $140
>thorn ring
1 C + 9 A + $97 = $186
>big one
$15 + 1 C = $50
>M-company catalog
1 ICP + 1 A = $131
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>>5480003
We'll probably be making more bank in regards to A and C soon, once we get the new anomalies. ICP is much harder to come by in regards to energy, so if we can pay in cash instead of ICP that would be better for us in the long run
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>>5479681
> Cleaver
We can purity it if needed, but I bet our one-armed cooks would remember (assuming it’s his and not another’s).
>A metal bottle filled with fresh spring water.
Done
>A small pile of low-quality scrap x6
>Ariel Drone and Decoy
We have two sweets, yea? Or is this just a pick only one situation?
>vamp costume
I’m alright with it, though I think the meal would be better desu.
>Tar deal
Same verse as the first, we can produce enough for 2. If this is an only pick one situation, I’d take the clock- we can buy some full medkits when we hit the catalogs.
>Two 9mm bullets (or one revolver bullet) per hour (enough for a full reload, the others can pick)
We’re always low on ammo, and if we stick the coat on him, he’ll be passed out for hours.

I have to ask though, the reward is doubled if you mess with two PARADIGM per hour, correct?

>>5479699
>Salt Encrusted Shotgun
Make it two or no deal. First right now, second after you build it.
>A watered down jar of holy water per bottle.
I don’t want it, we can probably by the original from N-Company, but I’m willing to spare only one wine bottle if outvoted.
>Coffee for Coffee Deal
How many cups per bag? If it’s less than the amount of doublecaf, no deal.
>2020 was a year of misfortune
Kek
>The upgrade
15%? For a full body revamp? You know how many defectives would kill for that? I got this one girl I’m sweet on, and this account that really impressed me his- ah, work ethic *cough bribes cough*. Not to mention the perks. Anomalous resistance? Why, imagine the deals you could make if you have such a leg over your competition! I have half a mind to take my business elsewhere (for the upgrade)!

Unless…you can sweeten the pot a little?

>Offer another trade (Protection)
I’m wondering what he’ll trade for it.
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>>5480003
>>5480076
Again, that C expenditure is looking expensive. Maybe we should consider cutting some fat on that end? Unless he’s willing for contend with some delayed payment on the C side, the payback scheme, or an equivalent exchange of some sort.
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>>5479681
>>5479699
Changing my vote in >>5480003 to
>can we produce enough tar for 2, and get both the trauma kit AND the clock?
>if he messes with two Paradigms, is the reward doubled?
>NO to the watered down holy water, save our wine bottles!
>how many coffee cups per bag of beans?
>continue driving the bargain on Spamton regarding his upgrades as >>5480087 said; 15% is too low for the value we're getting him
>inquire Protection trade

>>5480094
What else? Is there anything in there we absolutely could do without? Both in the trades AND in the initial shop menu?
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>>5480087
>15%? For a full body revamp? You know how many defectives would kill for that? I got this one girl I’m sweet on, and this account that really impressed me his- ah, work ethic *cough bribes cough*. Not to mention the perks. Anomalous resistance? Why, imagine the deals you could make if you have such a leg over your competition! I have half a mind to take my business elsewhere (for the upgrade)!
Great idea, great write in. WE should try this.
>>5480094
>that C expenditure is looking expensive

This is actually kinda my fault. If i included the sponsorship rewards into my calculations while creating the refinement order i would have ordered a bigger refinement order thus we'd have more C extract right now.
>I’m wondering what he’ll trade for it.
I don't know man i got no clue who this guy has as enemies. He'd need stupid good rewards for this to be worth it in my opinion. If it wasn't DYING LIGHT offering shelter out of our hearts i would have tried to torpedo that idea on the same grounds.
> THE SALESMAN™ SHADES product """confirmed""" awesome
I told you these were no gag product, accounting department will love these shades. Although if the perception bonus stacks with 5-d glasses we could put both on at the same time and truly become THE EYE of this little facility.
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>>5480142
i think we can afford to pay 12C extract it isn't too expensive. Of course this assumes we will get the ring and catalogue for free which we might easily not. In which case i would be for cutting the fat on our purchases to afford the 2 massively expensive items.
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>>5480151
Yeah I agree we might have to pass on certain items. We can't buy them all here, and we need to save stuff for the actual company catalogs yet to come. We have MORE shopping left to go through after this
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For the sweets, you can get both if you're fine only having one left over for work stuff, but you don't think you got enough in you to vomit up two jars right now. Regardless, for the other things...yes to the double down on the PARADIGM, you have around 10-12 cups worth of coffee left per bag of speciality coffee. Hard to remember the exact numbers when you've been passively drinking them and just got them back.

Roll three d100s aand here's the responses to the other stuff.

>PROTECTION
"That's cute. I don't really need any, ha HA! For the sweet gesture, here. Have this."
>You were given two more Salt Cookies.
Huh. You're a tiny bit shocked he refused it but hey, less of a headache for you.

"Now, Spamton, 15%? For a full body revamp? You know how many defectives would kill for that? I got this one girl I’m sweet on, and this account that really impressed me his- ah, work ethic." You cough. You don't mention the times she bribed you with money and sweet smiles. "Not to mention the perks. Anomalous resistance? Why, imagine the deals you could make if you have such a leg over your competition! I have half a mind to take my business elsewhere"

Spamton looks dead straight at you. He's not freaking out or breaking out into hysteric laughter. He removes his glasses to get a better staredown at you.

"35%, FOUR SPAMTON BRANDED NUTRINOSES, AND AN [Improvised Explosive Device] FOR MY [Neo] FORM."
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Rolled 49, 2, 3 = 54 (3d100)

>>5480283
>Spamton looks dead straight at you. He's not freaking out or breaking out into hysteric laughter. He removes his glasses to get a better staredown at you.

>"35%, FOUR SPAMTON BRANDED NUTRINOSES, AND AN [Improvised Explosive Device] FOR MY [Neo] FORM."

Holy shit, why is spamton so based? Also once again with B4d with an awesome write in. Great job anon!

Also also check these roles Fate will undoubtedly reward me!
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>>5480289
Just woke up, I mean three D100s from three different people. So I'll just take the first one.

And a small change to the thorn ring price.
>>THORN RING. YOU WANT IT, DON'T YOU? SO MUCH [POWER]. SO MUCH [Hyperlink Blocked]. 1 CONCRETE JUICE, 99 KROMER, 7 ABSTRACT
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>>5480289
ANONS...i don't feel so good.
>>5480292
2 MORE KROMER??? WHAT IS THIS FLEECING?
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Rolled 85, 73, 25 = 183 (3d100)

>>5480321
Should we go over the initial shop stuff again? Do the math better?

>>5480283
I'm m0e, btw. Rollan.
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>>5480344
Nice that will definitely pass 1-2 DC's
>Should we go over the initial shop stuff again? Do the math better?
We should wait and see if we got any free stuff from S2. No need for hurry since there are days between updates.
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>>5480142
The encyclopedia. I’m curious, but not a fourth of our remaining C-Extract curious.

>>5480151
It is in opportunity cost. I think it’s more valuable to horde our limited C-Extract for the Catalogs, we always seem to brake the bank with our purchases.

>>5480283
Is that how much [neo] you is worth? A 35% discount, four noses, and a bomb? You’d think you’d take more pride in yourself, don’t you deserve the best?
(If he doesn’t majorly bump it up himself, *exasperated sigh* bump it up 5 percent and say he’s got a deal. If he doesn’t bump it up at all, take the deal as is and call it charity. I just like playing the hard nose bargainer.)

As for the sweets, I’m uncertain about breaking the bank with them. Thoughts anons?

For the jar, I’d take the clock.

I’d take the PARADIGM deal, not only do we get to freely experiment with a OWB/YP Crosstest, but he’ll also be knocked out and producing food we could simply use ourselves (use was apart of the deal, not creation rights). Around 6 hours of the double paradigm usage sound good? Make sure to bring a bunch of salt.

Also, I meant the coffee bag’s we’re buying, can we estimate how much cups they’re worth?

>>5480292
Sure, I’ll roll for you.

>sees the changed prices
My word, that must be a useful ring.
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Rolled 13, 79, 34 = 126 (3d100)

>>5480289
Thanks btw.

>>5480292
>>5480548
Forgot to roll.
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>>5480548
"HAHAHA SIR YOU ARE [Killing Me!] I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A [Sheeeeeeer...Heart Attack!]"
"40%. ANY MORE AND I'LL HAVE TO [Milk] YOUR TAR TO MAKE EVEN."

>49, 85, 79
The salesman slaps the M-Company catalog onto the table. Or well, it's not the M-Company you know. It looks like a colored in kids menu with "MEAT!" scribbled on the front. A heart with an eye is marked on the bottom left corner of it.

"NO ONE ELSE WANTS [High Quality Hearts], SO FINE. DON'T TELL THE OTHER R-CORP YOU GOT [Forbidden Contraband]." Other R-Corp? The fuck is he on about? A burnt wedding ring falls out of his mouth as well.

>Alternate M-Company Catalog and Wasteland Ring has been acquired!
>Alternate M-Company Catalog is out of stock now.

[For the coffee beans, 10 cups per bag. It's better than the free stuff you get.]
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>>5480600
Deal.

40% on the most expensive item. That’s the ring technically, right? We can still afford the glasses without the ICP, right?

Also, I’ll take the coffee deal. I’m sorry doublecaf, I’ll make sure to replenish you when coffee options come up again.
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>>5480600
m0e here. I prefer to make my actual vote tomorrow morning at home

>>5480625
The math I did in >>5480003 says the rinh, but he gave one to us already. Next up are Encyclopedia ($140) and Shades ($125). M-Company catalog we also scored just now. I say we scrap paying the shades in ICP and get 40% off on $125, letting us buy it for $75 instead. We can always refine more C (2 A refines to 1 C)
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>>5480639
A wasteland ring, not the thorn ring, which apparently reeks of power.

I think we should use the discount on the ring to free up the cash ($188 beats $135), and use it for other items. I also think we should put the encyclopedia on a hold order for tomorrow (or at least until we resolve the catalog buying spree), I think we always break the bank when it come to C-Extract in our catalogs, I think it would be wise to preserve it for better deals potentially.
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>>5480658
But he already put out the ring and catalog, so the d100 rolls succeeded.
>encyclopedia on a hold order
That'd be nice, but...
>resolve the catalog buying spree
So what? We delay it to our NEXT catalog buying spree? And the one after that? And the one after THAT?
>preserve it for better deals potentially
It is bound to happen with how the quest and the "game events flow" are with our threads. It is what it is. We produce A and refine into C. That's our job. I say we bite the bullet and just buy the things now. We should have our catalogs still available for one more day at least, no? We buy the things at this store NOW, especially the trades OP said are temporary and might not be offered again, then we go check the catalogs. We see the catalog items offered, then decide what to buy today and what to leave for next workday's end. What do you think about this?
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>>5480727
I'm with M0e on this one. The catalogs should have 1 more day before they expire. I think even if we got things we want but couldn't get we can plan to get em by next shift. And my vote for the discount? Just use it on the highest value buy. No need to beat around the bush.
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And yes on the Coffee deal. Btw QM will you immediately make a new thread when this one gets deleted or should we expect months of waiting?
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What about the paradigm deal anons? A couple hours sleep would do him well, and think of all the salty snack he could produce for us, and all for 2 reloads on the pistol/revolver.

Also, if you need a break QM, I don’t mind.
>>5480727
>>5480795
Fine, you wore me down. We’ll buy the Encyclopedia. I do wonder if he’d want to exchange slightly less equivalent A-Energy worth in exchange for a full C-Extract. Considering their monetary value, we’ll both end up profiting from the exchange.
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>>5478695
You really want to buy 2 parkas? And 2 of the bubbling black?
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>>5481050
I could be convinced to buy one jar (having 2 parka’s available to the employees seems prudent), but really it’s just money- a currency only used in this shop, not the catalogs. If you have a better idea on how to spend it, I’m all ears. I honestly think I’d be funny to have a little fortune stashed away in our lockbox from our side hustle, but honestly $ doesn’t matter nearly as much as A, C, or ICP.
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>>5480810
>>5480992
I'll probably take a few days off (3-4) to work on some scenes I need to jolt down on paper once the thread expires. If I'm gonna take a long break, I'll tell you Anyways, the bean counting has been fun, but I'm probably gonna call the voting finished when I go to bed soon and wake up in 8-10 hours.

As for the "we don't give you C-Extract right now, you give A and we refine it cheap, we give it to you" deal B4d has been throwing around? Considering the amount of bargains, trades, discounts, and other stuff that's already been thrown in here?

It'll probably be discussed once [SEXCELLENT] deals have settled (read: once votes are finalized).
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>>5481067
We're going with your vote in >>5478695, but using the 40% discount on buying the shades with $ instead of ICP?
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>>5481108
Its a lot to sift through, but that's how commerce works no matter where you go or when you are
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>>5481150
I thought we were using the 40% on the highest amount instead? Otherwise, yea, everything in that vote includes cash only Shades. The real question is what stuff are we exchanging?
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>>5481403
>highest amount
We're buying the $140 encyclopedia with 4 C energy instead, no? We can always refine more C. And ICP is too valuable, so we're buying the shades with $125 minus the 40% discount
>exchanging
I voted in >>5480003 and >>5480142 additionally. Where're yours?
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>>5481413
You forget the thorn ring, which is the highest amount. The value should be saved in cash primarily, so it’ll pay for most of the shades itself ($75.20, assuming the original price is $188 in value).
My votes are
>>5480087
>>5480548
>>5480625
with only the Sweets exchange being undecided. Also, did anyone decide on the paradigm use? This is the best deal we’ll get on the bullets desu.
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>>5481418
See >>5480600
The Wasteland Ring IS the Thorn Ring, isn't it? And we only have 3 Paradigms Mr. Salt can use until we get the others back and/or we resolve Sirocco or Fortune
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>>5481433
Wouldn’t the Wasteland Ring be called the Thorn Ring in that case? If that is the case, the next one would be the Shades, though maybe using it on the encyclopedia and supplementing the remaining 10% in cash may be more efficient value wise, saving 2 C in exchange of paying $14.

>And we only have 3 Paradigms Mr. Salt can use until we get the others back and/or we resolve Sirocco or Fortune
Yes, and one puts him to sleep while the other briefly takes over his mind. Combining OWB with YP will effectively knock him out for 6 hours while keeping him productive (producing meals), while also committing a Paradigm crosstest at the same time. It’s free bullets for more worth, it’s practically a steal.
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>>5481468
The Wasteland Ring is not the Thorn Ring. I would call it the Thorn Ring if it was the Thorn Ring. It's not like a Mr. Salt item where the name is a matter-of-fact description and I give it a name later, he literally called it a Thorn Ring and he didn't give it to you.

Anywho, this is what I got:
>Fancy Perfume (1 C, 1 A)
>Rusty Spade (3 C)
>Winter Parka x2 ($40)
>Two bubbling jars ($22)
>Miniature lemon tree ($75)
>Scrap of colorful cloth ($5)
>BIG SHOT REVOLVER ($28, 3 A)
>FLESH IDOL (3 C, 2 A, $15)
>SPAMTON NUTRINOSE ($20, plus the free ones you got from the deal)
>PIPIS ($12)
>ENCYLOPEDIA (4 C)
>THE BIG ONE ($15, 1 C)

$312, 12 C, and 7 A. You have $218, 31 C, 116 A.

For trades
Yes to Cleaver, spring water, scrap, vampire cloak, clock (since you can only get one of them), and PARADIGM use
One vote for the blood pack,
No to the Salt encrusted shotgun, watered down holy water, or cattle gun
Split between Sweets

So, last few clarification votes and then I'll finish up the update.

Do you want to spend two cakes to get one item or four to get both?
>Only two cakes (select the item you want)
>Four cakes (You just get both items, no questions asked.)
>Neither (Skip the trade completely.)

You want the blood?
>Eh, the meal's more important. Anomalous shit is just cooler.
>We only have two people who even know what bloodtypes are, probably. Why not?

What do you want to spend that 40% discount on? I see people arguing between the Thorn Ring and the shades.
>SHADES (Costs $125 if you buy it with straight cash, $75 with the discount.)
>THORN RING ($176 with the current price, $106 with the discount applied.)
>Something else (What? Write in.)
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>>5481544
Oh and you took the coffee deal, so you're getting an iced coffee and two bags of beans unless you guys said you didn't want to do that somewhere. Might've glossed over someone saying that, I apologize if I did.
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>>5481544
>>5481556
m0e here. You missed the 3 shadowman meat for $45 total. That puts us at $173.

To get both Thorn Ring and the Shades, we need to use the 40% discount on Thorn Ring, then pay Shades in $. This requires $231 ($106 + $125). If we drop a bubbling black jar ($11), a parka ($20), and the one non-free nutrinose ($20), we're up to $224. If we pay 1 A for the $5 scrap of cloth (1 A = $6), then we retain the $5 and have $1 in change... putting us at $230. Will this be a problem?

As for the trade votes
>Only two cakes (select the item you want)
Drone
>We only have two people who even know what bloodtypes are, probably. Why not?
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>>5481616
Correct, I did miss that. The rest should still be accurate.
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>>5481616
It seems m0e has is it figured out. I support his reconfigured deal that delivers both the Shades and the ring. I'm q9R btw.
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>>5481616
I see no other alternative. I support the deal alteration.

Still undecided about the Sweets, but it seems I’ve been outvoted.
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I have no brain for these things so I'll just throw my lot in with m0e
mxP by the way
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>>5481702
>>5481946
>>5482156
Thank >>5480087 and >>5480548 for driving the bargain on Spamton. Without the 40% discount, we'd be screwed
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>>5482166
Truly both of you and B4d are MVP, all i did was shitpost. QM i fully expect a self satisfied cocky admin in the update after securing such good deals.
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>>5482166
While QM was on his break I remembered if it not were for my shilling of ROBOTS ARE BEST we would not have the SEXCLLENT deal we have now. So i am actually the MVP. You can give the you's here please and thank you.
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>>5482949
Very nice, thank you too. It is because of the robots upgrade that we even had a bargaining chip to use on Spamton
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>>5482166
>>5482168
Shucks, you gonna make me blush.

>>5482949
You’re right, without you there wouldn’t be a deal to be had. Just a grill, some cigars, and a Flammenwerfer.
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The next hour are a flurry of deals, bargaining, and getting items from the facility to the shop to trade with. While working with abnormalities is more simulating on an intellectual level, this is far more engaging on the lizard brain.

ACCQUIRED:
>Fancy Perfume. Heavily calms down an employee on use. Might be useful for certain abnormalities.
>Rusty Spade. Incredibly heavy (Requires high FORCE and STA to wield properly). +3 FORCE dice, Presence++, rolls two successes on maximum rolls. Deals STA damage occasionally to the user when swung.
>Winter Parka. Offers decent cold resistance and slows down STA drain from cold exposure. Offers mild physical protection against blunt attacks.
>Bubbling Jar. Filled with a dark, tar-like substance. Melts through most non-heavily reinforced substances and deals heavy STA damage when exposed to flesh.
>Shadowman Meat x3. Tastes like cigarette butts and football leather. Grants Observe+ and highly improved vision for a limited time when consumed.
>Miniature Lemon Tree. Produces a few lemons at the start of each shift. Prevents scurvy.
>Coffee Beans x2. They're average quality beans, keeps you or Adama's addiction pleased.
>Iced Coffee. Restores 3 STA and 3 WP, turns your blood into pure caffeine. Can't heal critical injuries or meltdowns.
>BIG SHOT REVOLVER. A heavily modified revolver that has insane stopping power and recoil. Offers an additional +3 FORCE dice over regular revolvers at the cost of -1 to all FORCE rolls.
>FLESH IDOL. A small, rusty cross with flesh and scrap metal fused onto it. Radiates a foul yet holy energy. Unknown effects, requires research.
>PIPIS. This just looks like a blue egg. You feel a bit uneasy when you move it too much. Edible?
>SPAMTON NUTRINOSE x4. A small plastic case in the shape of Spamton's face. When used, randomly raise/lowers maximum STA temporalily and randomly heals/deals STA damage.
>ENCYOPLEDIA OF BEING AFRAID. Skimming it reveals some pretty horrid stuff. Raises maximum Willpower and Mental Protection at the cost of morale and willpower damage when read.
>THE BIG ONE. It's a sword broken in half. Still pretty damn heavy. +1 FORCE dice, can add up to 3 +1s to any dice (in any configuration). Might need repairs.
>BLOODY CLEAVER. Presence++, Extraction+, +1 FORCE dice. Occasionally lowers morale while you have it in your facility.
>Metal Bottle of Spring Water. Heals morale and one WP state when consumed. Helps to recover from prolonged heat or exertion.
>Six piles of low quality scrap. Yeah, they are what they are.
>O- Bloodpack. Can be used to quickly heal bloodloss. Can be used on anyone.
>Vampiric Cloak. Presence+++ to anomalies on first exposure, Presence+ afterwards. Adds a small bonus to any die roll involving intimidation.
>Remote Controlled Drone. Can be used to assist in scouting floors or to see further into the City. Has a 30 minute battery life.
>ANTIQUE CLOCK. Rings when a certain event is about to happen, chosen by the user. Is destroyed upon use.
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>THORN RING. A ring adorned with many spikes, radiates with a foul power. STA--, Mental Protection--, +4 FORCE dice and allows two die rerolls per round. Wearer is incapable of disobeying anything you tell them.
>SPAMTON STYLE SHADES. Energy Collection++, Extraction+, Physical Protection+, incredibly god damn gaudy. Enemies WILL focus on the wearer.
>Alternate M-Company catalog. You'll read the finer details when you're inside.
>Colorful Cloth. Offers no benefits but you feel way better having it for some reason.
>I.E.D. You know what this does.
>Salt Cookies x2. Lightly heals burn damage and removes oil/lightly suppress fires.
>Wasteland Ring. Unknown if it does anything but it feels weirdly nice to hold onto.

>-8 A, 12 C, and all of your 'kromer'.
>-Bloody Stew, WAH MOOL, Meat and Sand vial, 2 sweets, 6 cups worth of Doublecaf coffee, a jar of your tar, and six bottles of beer.

Once all is said and done, you wipe your brow. You're not really tired at all. OWB has been keeping you pretty well rested physically, you just felt like doing it to feel cool. Mr. Salt can hardly hold back a snort.

"HA-HA-HA! It's cold out here, not hot! Nerd!"

Spamton makes a confused buzz. "WHAT IS HE DOING? I CAN'T [Third letter] HIM TOO WELL!" You did notice Mr. Salt whispering some of the stuff you wanted from Spam's shop. Regardless, you have some information you want to learn.

"So, look." You store away the piles of potentially cursed garbage into the two bags he gave to you. "I know jack nor shit about where I'm at. Feel free to laugh but can I get a small lowdown on reality?"

"Sure, sure. What do you wanna know, Mr. Amne? HA HA!" Salt leans forward on the counter. "Already told you a little bit a few days back."

"Just whatever you know, general strokes about the City. Though there's a few companies and details I wanna ask when I get that low down."

"Well, this City has been around far longer than any of us. Some say we simply found it, or it called us, rather than us building it! I think that's a load of bullshit, though!"

"You're lucky. You're in P-District. Some people call it District 16, it's a semantic thing. There's about 30 odd some districts? Only 26 are occupied, we don't really know what happened to the others."

He sips from the cup of coffee you gave him. You drink from yours too. "Basically, District 27 to...I lost count after 31. Long dead companies used to run 'em. Hell, only one or two companies haven't killed another company to take their spot."

"Those abandoned districts are fucking infested by monsters, freaks, and the destitute. A lot of abnormalities too. A lotta energy but very, very dangerous." He pauses. "What rating system do ya got?"

"A through X for how aggressive their behavior is, 0 through 5 for how much damage they can cause. Easy, simple, to the point."

"Yeaaah, most are Xs and 4s or above. I don't think we get many 5s. The real big shits are City-wide emergency alarm kinda stuff. Be thankful for that."
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"Some abnormalities are even capable of wiping this City off the map. Perhaps deep down, some of us long for this place to be erased, eh? If W-Corp is right when it comes to them, at least."

"Yeah, I recall getting some sponsorship from them. Those fuckers hate anomalies or something?" Another sip of coffee. "They wanted us to subdue our abnormalities a lot. Never been a super big fan of that work type."

"Yep! Those fuckers worship this Father-damned City and think anything that even remotely threatens to destabilize it deserves to be destroyed. Something about it following the City's Will. Buncha nuts think the City is a living, breathing thing."

Salt dramatically sighs. Spamton, disinterested in this talk, goes back to cataloguing the stock. "But they probably have the most stable District outside of the Head's and B-Corp. They're also the main source of all anti-abnormality resources."

"Yeah, speaking about B-Company, the hell is up with it?" You find yourself turning to look at the walls. Salt looks towards them to in a mutual understanding. "Yeah. They're called the Eye. Though the Ear would be a more fitting term."

"They aren't omniscient but they're the biggest collector of data and information...period. You wanna know something, they'll have the answer. And for some things, they'll only make sure THEY know about it." Mr. Salt holds out a cigarette. "Smoke?"

You take it. "Sure." You pull out the lighter you got from H-Corp and light it up. "Yeah, they wanted access to our cameras last time I saw them."

"Mmh. They can't go stepping too far, like learning the Singularities of each company or going too far into private company info. But everyone plays nice with them since they have blackmail on EVERYONE. Including you, probably."

What the FUCK is a singularity? "Mind clarifying that Singularity part?"

"Oh. Well, you noticed how all of the Companies tend to have a certain theme? That's because most of 'em got some fancy anomalous tech involving it that gives them a major foot in the door. I only know as much as they tell us normals...so not much. Aside from them coming from world-shattering powerful abnormalities dying."

"So, what, like massive PARADIGMs?"

"Close. You think your PARADIGMs are hot shit? People will start full on wars for a Singularity. Easily enough to get any group into Company status." The smell of cigarette smoke and salt... "Like the rumors that say I-Company's Singularity involves the current state of this City's weather."

"What, R-Company has a fucking cowboy themed one? The hell is up with them and that gimmick?" You grab a rusty chair to sit down on. Your long legs bunch up as you do.

"Wasn't always cowboys. Used to be Victorian or some old Chinese dynasty, whatever those two are." They sound vaguely familiar. Some ancient history? "Trying to enjoy what was before all of this, I suppose."

"What, like communism?"

"Yeah! How the hell do you even know that? Been decades since I've heard of it."
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"An abnormality mentioned it once. So, why cowboys specifically? Guess they're on my mind because uhhh. Security reasons." You can barely hide the grimace on your face.

"Really? I think because of the recent ventures out towards the Wastes. We used to think nothing was out there until pretty recently. R-Company had an expedition during the first year or two after discovery. The details get muddy but that trip permanently changed the whole Company's view."

"Sounds like it tracks. Heard stories about 'em tracking down someone who went there. Carceri something?" You move your hand around in the air.

Mr. Salt flinches when he hears the name. "Oh, them." He hisses while gripping the bottom of his bathrobe. "Yeah. R-Company had a search warrant out for them a while back. Something about company secrets or something."

"Did they have a little girl?"

"I think so. Poor kid, getting wrapped up in all of that, in this shithole of a City? Damn shame." He gently taps his cigarette. "I think they wanted her really bad for something. No freedom when a company is hunting ya down, ya know?"

[BOUND BY DUTY] "Hell, I know what it's like to be chained to a Company. At least I signed up for it."

"Hey, you're in your...50s? 30s? Regardless, what else do you wanna know?"

"Anything on J-Corp?" An odd, instinctual RAGE fills you just by saying it. You shake your head to dispel it. "Are they cops or something? Don't know too much about that."

"Yep! They got most of the dangerous shit locked up, especially the abnormalities who could vaporize you with a thought!" A dry chortle slides out of his salty teeth. "The Thumb to squash any dissent. They're tasked with being the City's immune system. Person, abnormality, anything too disruptive?"

He crushes a cockroach crawling on the table with his thumb. "Gone. Not a lot of people who go up against them live to tell the tale."

"Well, lest a Company bails you out. J-Corp can only use B-Corp's assistance so much before losing favor. They're tasked with keeping the peace, not hunting people down. That's more X-Corp's thing."

"But yeah, if you've seen any Disposables? J is probably where you got them from. Why bother building an android or getting someone competent when you can throw meat at a magical girl or something?"

"A...magical girl?"
"Hey, anomalies are weird like that. You probably have weird shit in that facility too."
"Fair. We do have a flamboyant magician."

"Speaking about that, I do want you to deal with our PARADIGMs tomorrow. And I have another deal to offer."

"Go on."

"We have a very efficient way to produce C-Extract. If you give me some A, or hell, work for us to get some? We'll give you some for a pretty good discount. That, and...how about you sleep someone a bit warmer. Like my facility's dorms?"

"Hm. I'll take up the offer for the latter. Spammy, mind getting one of our friends to watch the shop for me?"
"[E-Mail Received]!"
"Good boy. And for the other one?"
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"If you can get me some C-Extract right from the source? No having to pay a massive upcharge for it? I'll give you a shit ton of store credit if you can do that. Consider it the payment for the bed and breakfast."

"Then a deal's a deal. For every 4 or 5 A-Energy you give us, we'll worry about the details later, you get a C-Extract for free." The two of you shake each other's hands. It's not fully solidified but it's close enough. "We'll discuss how long you'll work on the PARADIGMs tomorrow. See you around."

"See ya later, chump! Hope I helped!"

You leave the shop, bags of goodies in hand. There's one thing that's still on your mind...well, discussion on the City and a bit more scope on it aside. There was that one fucking weirdo you saw.

[HOPELESS WRECK] HE LOOKED LIKE HE COULD CARRY FIFTEEN BODIES WITH ONE HAND. YOU SURE YOU WANNA FUCK WITH 'EM?

The coat gives you a nice, warm hug. Like an old grandma giving her grandson a comforting embrace before going to bed. You let out a breath, calming down a little. You slowly creep back to where you last saw it. Maybe it's already gone and you can just go back inside.

Dozens of slow steps on the slippery ice later, you managed to get back to where you last saw him. And he's still there, staring past you and to the City. This time, he's chewing a wad of something in his mouth. Black and red juices pour down his chin.

[HOPELESS WRECK] HE ISN'T IGNORING YOU. IT'S A FUCKING AMBUSH, SIR! RUN! RUN UNTIL YOUR LEGS ARE JELLY!

A parka rests comfortably on his bulky body. A bright gold "W" is stitched on his breast pocket, alongside a blade piercing through a vaguely demonic blob.

[BOUND BY DUTY] It's rude to stare at someone minding their own business. Leave them be or talk to them.

"Hello?"

"I can hear you. Yet I can not see or smell you." Before you can even react, it leans its head over the window, showing you its face in all of its detail. Gnarled tusks are growing out of the top and bottom of his mouth.

"How are you tricking me?"

"Uh." You try to suppress a nervous laugh. "A...magic coat. I am an Administrator. It's something I got from an anomaly." You remove OWB (placing it in the bags) and fasten on the parka you bought yourself. It's not as good as OWB but your mind feels clearer now.

The creature huffs when it can apparently 'see' you now. "Trickery. Common in this rotten City. Yet you don't stink of it. Stink of Lack." Each word is slow and deliberate, as if it doesn't know the language it is speaking too well.

"Mind clarifying?"

"You must feel it. Do you not?" You have no idea what it is blabbering about. "Regardless of your denial. What do you seek, human?"

"A...chat, as you call it? Right, word, I think. For occasion."

[DYING LIGHT] He's not an anomaly but he's foreign to this City. He is not a breathing, living part of it.
[DYING LIGHT] Yet he might know more than he lets on.
[HOPELESS WRECK] A LOT MORE. HE REEKS OF BLOOD AND DIRT.
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What do you wanna do or say, Administrator?

>Try to ask it who it is and what its name is. It kinda stands out like a sore thumb.
>Try to see what it knows about the nearby area. Seems like it would have a good lay of the land.
>"Why the mask of all things?" Inquiry about the raven mask. What it could mean, why it wears it, etc.
>"What the fuck do you mean by the Lack?" Dig deeper into that weirdly cryptic phrase. Vague and ominous bullshit is always alluring.
>[BOUND BY DUTY] "Do you hate the City? Why?" Stinks of the City? Rotten? Press on that further, maybe it came from somewhere else?
>[DYING LIGHT] You have a feeling the creature and this spade are related. Show the spade to gauge its reaction. To build a bond, maybe.
>[HOPELESS WRECK] Fuck it, you're not risking your life talking to every weirdo. Go back inside, now. (Skips to the Catalog section.)
>Write in.

(Hopefully I'll pick up speed now. I'll archive the thread, feels nice getting another 1000+ post thread on my return.)
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>>5483118
>"Why the mask of all things?" Inquiry about the raven mask. What it could mean, why it wears it, etc.
>"What the fuck do you mean by the Lack?" Dig deeper into that weirdly cryptic phrase. Vague and ominous bullshit is always alluring.
>[BOUND BY DUTY] "Do you hate the City? Why?" Stinks of the City? Rotten? Press on that further, maybe it came from somewhere else?
>[DYING LIGHT] You have a feeling the creature and this spade are related. Show the spade to gauge its reaction. To build a bond, maybe.
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>>5483142
+1; not too much but not too little
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>>5483142
+1 to this.
With the this write in add on
>Do you remember your past? What things do you look back at wistfully.
Only if of course admin concludes he can ask such a thing after rest of the questions have been asked. It is a weird thing to ask to a stranger after all.
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>>5483157
Yeah, +1 but only if the situation allows it
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>>5483142
+1
"Phew, you're a big guy. Why do you wear the raven mask?"
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>>5480283
>I got this one girl I’m sweet on, and this account that really impressed me his- ah, work ethic." You cough. You don't mention the times she bribed you with money and sweet smiles.
Who are we talking about here?
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>>5483184
Emily with slipping us a 20 and plenty of smiles. I think the "his work ethic" is a typo or the sentence is ordered incorrectly when time come to talk about O2.
>>5483174
"The flight plan I just filed with P-corp lists me,my employees and Dr. Seneca here but only one of you. First one to talk gets to stay on my airship! Tell me about THE GRAVEDIGGER, why does he wear the mask?"
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>>5483142
+1, but shall we also attempt to recruit it?
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>>5483443
We don't yet know if we even want to recruit it.
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>>5483443
>>5483472
Maybe we can get a deal on some bodies for Shot, assuming that he still work in that field and didn’t decide that he wanted unemployment.
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>>5483118
>Try to ask it who it is and what its name is. It kinda stands out like a sore thumb.
>Try to see what it knows about the nearby area. Seems like it would have a good lay of the land.
>[BOUND BY DUTY] "Do you hate the City? Why?" Stinks of the City? Rotten? Press on that further, maybe it came from somewhere else?
>[DYING LIGHT] You have a feeling the creature and this spade are related. Show the spade to gauge its reaction. To build a bond, maybe.
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>>5483213
Yeah, minor spelling mistake. Kinda a bad habit of mine that I tend to write quickly and forget to properly proofread.

>>5483443
If you wanna try "recruiting it", you can absolutely try doing so. It's not gonna be a roll based thing but if you want to broker a deal or attempt to get it as an employee or just have another ally out in the City, go nuts.

The better the write in or offer, the more likely it won't...do something negative? You're honestly not 100% sure how this thing ticks.
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>>5484577
I'm just gonna say we should hold off on brokering a deal until we have an angle
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We aren't exactly in dire need for employees, so no need to attempt to recruit this... guy, especially since we don't know how even if we wanted to.
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>>5484577
I think we should cut a deal on the bodies for Shot desu, if he’s still in that business. If not, well, I wouldn’t mind an ‘ally’. I’m just wondering what he’s interested in desu. I wouldn’t mind giving him a warm meal and shelter if he needs some.
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>>5485311
Yeah a constant supply of corpses for Shot would also allow us to use him on offense regularly which would be awesome. But we just know nothing about this guy aside from offering him shelter if he's destitute in not for offering deals we might not be able hold our side of the bargain(since you know we could ask for anything as far as we know.)
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>he's destitute in not for
He's destitute, I'm not for
I'm q9r btw(although we're switching threads soon enough this shouldn't matter)
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>>5485341
We’re the Administrator of a Facility in P-Corp, we have a lot of bargaining potential, we just don’t know what he wants in return. We should at least ask in order to figure out if a deal is reasonable for both sides?
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It seems clear what the popular vote is gonna be for, but I'm not gonna update in this thread. This thread has 2-3 days tops and I wanna give you guys the proper time to bean count over the catalogs (and for me to update what you'll get in them). I'll make a new thread soon (and post on twitter when it's up, for anyone who bothers checking that).

One last vote for this thread, once you're done figuring out whatever this thing wants or what it's doing. You guys still wanna contact G-Company over aeroplanes, aerocrafts, etc etc for personal or facility use?

>Yes. We shall return to the sky, where we once came from. Above a quiet city. (-9 A-Energy)
>Nah. They're cool but not $54 for a single phonecall cool.
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>>5485416
If I knew just asking would do no harm I would ask in a heart beat. But what the hell what's the worst that can happen?

I'm q9R changing my vote
>>5483157 this + trying to recruit him
Hopefully not too late.
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>>5485424
>Yes. We shall return to the sky, where we once came from. Above a quiet city. (-9 A-Energy)

YES DAMN IT YES. Anons please... If the machines are too expensive we can do a leverage deal with some of the many treasures we horde. And if we get a flying machine right now, we can use it for the anomaly capture mission or checking out THE FATHERS PRESENCE mission.
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>>5485424
>Nah. They're cool but not $54 for a single phonecall cool.
Not yet methinks, but I do bet on being outvoted yet again.

>>5485429
Not to mention other Expeditions to the Wastes or abandoned districts. Again though, that’s for when we have better firepower.

Thinking on it now, we could probably call up the Carceri family with C-0RA if we wanted to, though I’m not spending more A-Energy on two phone call today, especially after a $54 call (completely ridiculous, that).
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>>5485424
>Yes. We shall return to the sky, where we once came from. Above a quiet city. (-9 A-Energy)
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>>5485424
>Yes
https://youtu.be/pBEp34kAscQ
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>>5485424
>Yes. We shall return to the sky, where we once came from. Above a quiet city. (-9 A-Energy)
But then...



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