>>8038762
I wish for you not to do what you plan to do.

>>8038762
NUTS!

Undo 4e.

>>8038762
Wait another 40000 years.

>>8038814
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>>8038814

This was undone long before our present talk. You should remember; you were the one that had pressed the buttons and confirmed the launch that burned the Earth.

>>8038789

I do not plan anything child. This is simply my Duty.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>8039010

Do you fear death child? Do you fear oblivion?

>>8038841
This

rolled 6, 6, 6 = 18

What are the limits of the wish?

>>8039045

His time has long since passed. The Imperium fell eons ago, lost to what was known as the Warp. I remember the Claiming, when He finally released his soul and fell to mortality.

>>8038760
Why must you stupid guys constantly spam and attack www . anon
talk . com for? Please stop. We don't want any chanturds there.

>>8038762
I wish to see what you see, what you have seen, and what you will see. Let me take your place.

>>8039086

Limits? There are no such limits to what I can grant. But remember: this universe is a dead one, and Duty will not let you live past your due.

I shall never yield. I shall destroy you, beast.

rolled 4, 1, 5 = 10

>>8039125
Then I wish for the Cosmic AC, the great machine that exists only in hyperspace. I wish for it to ponder the question: "How can entropy be reversed?" until there is sufficient data for a meaningful answer.

And then I wish for it to show me.

I want to become you.

say the words with me. "Let there be light!"

My wish is to speak to the soul of a long departed mortal named Bruce Wayne.

>>8039106

This is the final Claiming. After this there will be no more death. And you, locked in my unchanging shell, will yet still have the mind of a human. And humanity has never been able to stand the Duty.

>>8039171

Do you wish your last moments to be a hopeless battle? Or do you wish me to extend your life unnaturally, so that you may batter at me endlessly? Foolish child, I am Death.

When I die, when this Universe, this reality dies, before my eyes close for the last time...show me the world that is born from this one's death, the one that comes after, in all it's glory, in all it's vibrancy and life. Let me for one blinding instant see this new world and through my sight create it.

I wish to be the God of the next Reality, and by my Death, bring it into Being.

>>8039189
I see what you did there, and I like it.

Proceed.

>>8039256
We wouldn't be human if we didn't fight back.

.>>8039217
Rather, I want to become you, subsume you as an aspect of myself, with only the necessary changes to become Death/duty/whatever without going mad. Sort of like the Transcendent one from Planescape: Torment.

Then I want to throw a kickarse rave on the grave of the universe with all the things I/you have killed.

I'd like to go back to the time of the Roman Empire, experience it first hand.

>>8039189

That wasnt the question.

What are your feelings on cats?

rolled 4, 6, 5 = 15

>>8039351
It's paraphrased.

"How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?"

Happy?

>>8039256
We are Humans, we adapt, we survive. Always.
Perhaps humans don't survive because we become greater. More than human, to fit the duty. Is that what happened to you? Were you perhaps some goodly race, when the Claimer offered you a wish? I think you are tired, and I think any one would rather have your job than perish.

I wish to dream peacefully, unendingly, and be with my loved ones in my dreams. And, eventually, if the time must come for the dreams to end, I wish to play a simple game of chess with you. Not for my life, but because chess with Death would be fascinating to try before the end.

>>8039310
>>8039234

Simple wishes, and easily granted through the twisting of time. Go now, and live in the timestream, as immortals upon the Earth. But remember: the Claiming is inescapable. At the end of the universe, you will once again stand before me, and next time, I cannot offer you a wish.

>>8039436
So do I get to subsume you and throw my rave or what?

>>8039280
>>8039397

Yes, your race has always fought. That is the only reason that you are the Last. But the Duty is inescapable, for gods, demons, and even me.

For me, there was no Claimer. There were no wishes, no choice. I existed before Chaos, which is the root of all that was.

>>8039436
You just gave me access to the only man in existence who can beat Death itself. Next time, I won't need a wish because I'll have something much better, a plan and countless eons of accumulated preptime. See you then.

>>8039503
Then what happens to you, after you grant my wish?

>>8039490

As I have said before, you cannot become me, for that would be shirking the Duty. I will not stop you if you wish to celebrate upon the ruins of the universe, but the Duty must be served.

>>8039527
If I cannot become you. Then I would become like you. Allow me to live outside your "duty" as you do. That is... unless you consume yourself. Should that be the case, I would see it.

This universe ends. Can you deposit me somewhere else, hospitable and habitable, for me to explore?

>>8039519
I'll see if I can keep the Roman Empire from falling, should put us in a better position.

>>8039381

I AM PLEASED

>>8039189

When the machine had first come into existence eons ago, yours had been the first question it was pressed to answer. There was no answer. Untold eons of humans gave their lives to hear the answer, defying and prolonging the final Claiming, but the machine and hyperspace were Claimed themselves. Do you not remember? For you were the one that collapsed hyperspace itself, dreaming of the power you would gain.

All of you had better wish for the chance to fight and die to preserve our great species in His Glorious name!
Any who disagree shall receive a summary execution for cowardace!

>>8039581
Looks like you'll be heading back a good several millenniums ahead of me. I don't how this'll change the flow of time but we'll make it work. We'll beat Death.

I wish to become the greatest resevoir of energy that has ever existed. I wish for my power to expand so that even Oblivion is sated and in the name of all that have gone before me, and all that will come after, for entropy to reverse itself, so that even one as powerful as you are caught in this singularity of power before it bursts to form all of creation as it has done long ago.
In short... I wish... I wish to be the Spiral Nemesis.
Who the hell do you think I am?

>>8039572
>>8039555
>>8039520

The universe will end, and with it the Duty. I do not live outside the Duty, I am simply its instrument, and cannot break free of it, nor can I help others break free. When the Duty ends, I will be Forsaken, the last thing that will ever exist, with no chance of a Claiming.

>>8039376

They were a pleasant Claiming, while they lasted.

I just want to be with the one I love, one last time. Let us pass on together.

rolled 5, 3, 2 = 10

>>8039605
Hyperspace cannot be collapsed, for it exists in a realm unbound. What I have done is close the endpoint of a single sector, replacing its natural mechanics with my own. Hyperspace, in all its infinity, could never be wielded by one such as me. The harnessing of but one infinitesmal part of that endless expanse has granted me immortality, so absolute that I have outlasted almost All that Is.

The Cosmic AC, in all its myriad variations, exists, as yet untouched by you or any other primal force. To tell me otherwise would be pointless, for I see. Into the depths of probability, where waves of That Which Could Be crash upon shores of That Which Must Be.

>>8039673

Your imprint has lasted long child, but the Nemesis was long ago thwarted, and not even by your kind. It's Claiming was the act that finally created your galaxy.

If this is the end of everything, let me just perform one last great feat, for the sake of the universe.

Death, I want a high-five.

>>8038762
I wish for you to cease to exist, for now and for all eternity, and to return all you have ever claimed in so doing.

>>8039673
>>8039707
take it to /sci/

>>8039727
Then I wish when I am gone and when you, Forsaken, are all that exists, in your last act as Death you claim oblivion, non-existence itself and, in a turnabout aeons in the making, become Life, granter of beginnings.

>>8039707

Child, you speak only in the limited senses of a human. Hyperspace was simply a thought of one of the more powerful gods, and there have always been humans that challenge the gods. Unfortunately, sometimes those humans win, and the Claiming of a god sends waves throughout the fabric of the universe.

The Duty is the final thing That Must Be; it is the one certainty in a universe where immortals die.

I am not a primal force. Neither is the Duty. The primal forces where lesser Claimers, and they themselves where eventually Claimed.

So you're death? The Reaper, so to speak?


I wish for this man to be brought to our time.

>>8039829

Life was the second to exist, and Life was the first and mightiest Loaner. It was Life that teased the tendrils of Chaos to create the universe, as I observed, bound by my Duty, as Life was hers. But eventually, all Loans must be Claimed, and Duty called me to Claim her, with her last wish being your kind, the humans, her favored race, to survive until the final Claiming.

And here you stand, upon the words of the Second, awaiting your Claiming by the First.

I wish to gain Creed's Tactical Genius.

>>8039984
>>8039779
>>8039684

Simple wishes. They will be granted.

rolled 6, 5, 3 = 14

>>8039889
Say as you will, but Hyperspace continues to exist, unaware of your words. I am channeling an open link to the Cosmic AC; you may listen in if you wish.

As for Duty, it may very well be the final thing in a universe locked into a single, straightedge path. But this universe is not that one.

You are nothing more than a force. You are as you will be. I may not be able to halt your progress, or erase you from the framework, but I can ensure that your Duty remains set to a day that never comes. Entropy will be reversed. Life will begin anew.

>>8039984
Here.

My car is now a baneblade.

>>8039973
But after me, there is one more thing for you to claim, something your Duty compels you to reap, as all things must end. That is of course, your Duty itself.

>>8040003
You appear to have forgotten my wish.

I reiterate >>8039802.

>>8040047

That is the act that will make me Forsaken, and yes, i must Claim Duty itself at the end of my Duty.

Hey Claimer, do you enjoy your work?

>>8039802

What has been Claimed cannot be Loaned again; neither can I myself be Claimed, for the Duty I must perform requires that I become Forsaken.

>>8040121
it true, the man has speaken D:

>>8040121
Well, then that's simple enough.

I wish for you to Claim your Duty before you Claim us.

>>8040085
If you intend to claim Duty after the end of your Duty, don't you see that you are no longer duty-bound to do so? If it is indeed something you must do, then you are in fact not duty-bound to do it. What else are you not duty-bound to do then? Have you considered this?

In an infinite universe, there are infinite possibilities.

Everyone you have claimed, send them Back. Back to someplace else, to be someone and something else, long before the here and now at the end of all things. And in the next end, you and I will meet here again, in a way. I will be a different me, then, depending on where you put me, but I suspect my wish will be the same.

I'd like to not suffer endlessly. I think I shall grow tired of something indefinite, so a final rest will do nicely.

>>8040120

There is no enjoyment, only the Duty, nor does the Duty give me emotions as humans feel them.

>>8040150

The Duty dictates that the final Claiming is human, in accordance to the wish of the Second. Then and only then can the Duty finally be Claimed.

I wish preserving humanity to be your new Duty.

You will allow humanity to continue down the courses we have chosen, but prevent humanity from wiping itself out. You will prevent forces outside humanity from destroying it. You will allow humanity to exist until it views the Duty of destroying it and everything that follows necessary.

>>8040085
And what will you do then, o reaper of souls? What shall you do when granted absolute freedom when all of creation is a blank canvas? Without your duty, you are undefined, capable of being anything. I ask, then. That you become everything, including yourself, once again.

>>8040164
>>8040150
homies be makin my head spin right round

>>8040164
Heheh.

Doody.

I wish that when your duty is finished, humanity is one of the species in the next existence. Provided there is one, of course.

>>8040173

You have scratched the surface of the truth child; truly, there were once infinite possibilities, but the universe was always finite, and I can remember the innumerable times that I had to Claim a fragment of the universe, what humans eventually referred to as "dimensions", fragments that were populated by the final Claiming of other fragments, that wished to be somewhere else. But for you, the final Claiming, there is no opportunity for that. Even through the twisting of time, you will still stand before me as the final Claiming eventually.

>>8040221

>>8040192

This one is interesting

>>8040085
If this is the end of things then I have only one request. I wish to know if their was a point, why do you exist, why did anything exist if you were going to claim it in the end? Show me everything.

>>8040237

There is no next existence. Only I, as the Forsaken, will remain.

rolled 2, 2, 1 = 5

>>8040282
While we wait for AC to finish its calculations, would you mind telling me of the Q?

I'm sure they resisted.

>>8040282
The Duty does not permit you to feel emotions right? However, once you claim the Duty, you'll be free to do so I assume? If so, my wish is that when it's all said and done in the end and it's only you left, take the time to fondly remember Life. If you ever feel regret, don't beat yourself up too much over it.

>>8040192

The Duty cannot be subverted. One of the wishes of another Claimed was that I would watch over the human race, which I did. But humans seek death with or without guidance, and they were all Claimed upon a different fragment long ago.

>>8040282
So it's just gonna be you doing nothing for all eternity? Boy does that suck.

My wish is for you to become Life and create the universe anew.

I ask that you remember everything, that you become the sum total of all existence that you have Claimed. So that one day, when you stand before others (and you shall, for it is inevitable), you may tell them our stories and we will never be forgotten.

It was fun while it lasted, eh, old boy? But I am old, now, and I am tired. I think I am ready for rest.

And as for my wish...

You, if anyone, deserves a rest the most. As that is beyond your means...

I wish for you to be happy, as the Forsaken. Truly, deeply happy. Maybe that'll be enough.

forget this....

I wish for you to claim humanity without causing suffering.

>>8040412

You are the last of humanity. Your wish will be granted.

You're a real bastard, killing all life like that.

I wish for you to hear the hopes and dreams of every sapient individual whom ever lived for all eternity. So that you know and feel what you've silenced.

>>8040431

-silence-

>>8040441

I have already heard all that has ever happened. And I have never killed anything, I have simply Claimed them after their own deaths.

>>8039527
But what if I absorb just enough of your personality traits to let me do the duty, and trick the universe?

>>8040461
I wish for the minds and souls of all humanity to be transferred to immortal machine bodies.

I wish to bend you over a cheap plastic table and fuck you in the ass. And if you don't have one, make one. And make it tight too.

No lube.

>>8040338

All things resist, but the Claiming came to them eventually. Their fragment was the penultimate one, and their Claimed lived among humans once, warning them and guiding them. But humans didn't listen, and we now stand on the eve of the final Claiming.

/tg/ why must you all ways try to break the system?
The Principle of Death has claimed existence,
accept it.

rolled 2, 2, 4 = 8

>>8040519
Have you spoken directly to humans before?

>>8040545

I speak to all at their Claiming, as we speak together now.

Spiral power, give it to all of us.

OUR DRILLS WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

>>8040505

This happened many times among the fragments, as races tried to avoid their Claiming. As I have said before, immortals are like ants to me, and no metal is indestructible.

>>8040591

That Loan has already been given, and I have already Claimed it long ago.

>>8040603
Are you ever going to acknowledge my wish for you to be my bitch? I have the table right here.

>>8040621

A simple wish. It has been granted.

rolled 6, 3, 3 = 12

>>8040537
The system need not break. There are provisions within the framework for reversal. The universe, at least this iteration of the archetype, is capable of infinite cycling. Final death will only come when nothing remains to initiate the return.

>>8040554
Did you speak to a man named Picard? He was a starship captain, many, many years ago. I am curious to know if he accepted the Claiming or resisted to the end.

We're at the end of all things. I am the last.

You don't have anything else to do.

Let's go somewhen for a drink and a chat.

Not my wish, just an invitation. C'mon. The End isn't going anywhere. We can go get a curry.

yo, someone archive this?

>>8040260
You said there were once infinite possibilities; does that mean there was a possibility where there is no Claiming?

>>8040476
>>8040537
because it won't let me subsume it and take only whatever personality traits I need to be death, then throw my fucking rave. It's not an end of the universe rave if I'm not Death.

>>8040639

The infinite cycle of which you speak is a purely human make-believe; the universe never was, nor was meant to be infinite, and there was never anything prepared to re-initiate another.

As for Picard, yes I spoke with him. He accepted his Claiming, and wished to live on the last fragment, your own.

>>8040603
I'm guessing the same happened to the Necrons, so you're a C'Tan? The Nightbringer, perhaps?

I wish for you to create a monument to all that you have claimed.

Not just a simple image, this monument will serve as something for you to interact with the memory of all the fragments you have Claimed, down to the very last detail. It will also never break or fail.

In a way, this will cause the past existence to remain

I wish for this thread to be archived, for it is awesome.

Oh, wait, I can do that myself.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8038762/

I want you to start it all again and let me walk along with you.

rolled 1, 3, 3 = 7

>>8040708
The possibility for an infinite cycle exists within the framework. The universe will not wear down. Even after suffering heat death, it will remain, waiting, for an eternity. It is infinite in a sense, but it requires periodic renewal in order to support life. The Cosmic AC will perform this renewal.

>>8040710

I Claimed the Nightbringer shortly after the Imperium was finally Claimed, and the rest of the fragment was soon Claimed as well.

>>8040683

There were only infinite possibilities from the view of someone that was not me; for me, there was ever only one possibility: that the Duty would be fulfilled, the final Claiming would be performed, and that I would become the Forsaken.

So, you're the end of all things?

I defy you. Even though I may be weak and at the end of my life, I will still fight. You've claimed all of the rest of human race, you CANT be surprised at my choice.

Even if all I can do is hold out my fist and hope you walk into it, I still will.

>>8040770
You see things through the Duty, then?

>>8040767

Once again you limit yourself to the views of a human, narrow minded and ignorant of the truth, even when it has been explained to you. The framework you speak of is the Duty, and the renewals you speak of were simply new fragments.

>>8040815

I see only the Duty.

I wish to eat the universe.

OR

I wish for you to die, forever, eternally and irreversibly, so that your consciousness and duty is forever extinguished.

>>8040637
Now I can die in peace knowing that I fucked the most powerful, unstoppable force that ever is, was, and will be.

rolled 2, 5, 3 = 10

>>8040828
Duty is but one facet of the framework. The fragments were but a miniscule part of the whole. The universe itself will be renewed as one piece.

I don't suppose you're going to say you claimed Entropy and Energy as well?

>>8040733


So... How about that monument to our existence?

A monument to non-existence would compliment nicely, but that's not what we're looking for.

>>8040875
>The universe itself will be renewed as one piece.

So you wish to be the pirate king?

>>8040875

Entropy and Energy are simply names humans gave to the various primal forces, which, yes, I Claimed when it was their time.

>>8040733

The Forsaken is that monument. I contain all that has ever happened, for even Time and Space have been Claimed.

>>8040849
Okay. Just so I know what you're talking about:

The Duty is existence, or rather, that those things which exist must come to an end. Claiming is the act of doing so.

Right, or no?

>>8040770
Seeing as you will not have much to do after all is sent to oblivion I have one simple request.

Imagine how everything would be without your duty, without you, of an existence that was infinite, that could go one for ever and ever.

Of all the stars that would spark and sputter, the planets that would form and be smashed to dust.

Think of the tiny, but possible, chance of life that would come to some of them.

Of all the people that would be, how their lives would play out down to the tiniest minutia.

Think about it.

rolled 1, 6, 2 = 9

>>8040915
I'm going to pretend you're referring to Atomsk.

>>8040918
You claimed Time, Space, Entropy, Energy, Life, Bacon, all the primal forces. Cosmic AC still speaks, updating the flow with its latest modifications to the framework. Something is amiss.

>>8040918

So when everything is claimed, all that will remain is you, for all eternity, unchanging? (the fact that there is no longer time aside)

>>8040958

Many of those I have Claimed have had this same wish. I am familiar with it, and it will be granted.

I wish for the beginning of everything

So... no matter what we do, the universe is going to end and we are going to die.

I'd ask what happens after death, but that'd be boring and apparently I'm going to find out soon enough anyways.

This sounds like a rather boring universe, actually. I wish to go back in time to the year 2010 and live out my life.

Well, since this is the fated end of all things, I guess it's not really so bad.

I wish to go back to Roman times in command of my own army of Terminators, with full support and whatnot.

I'll conquer the world and send it to you a little bit faster.

rolled 2, 6, 2 = 10

>>8041032
"The same wish you made the last 78,901,002,390 times? 'Kay."

I wish for the spiral nemesis. We will all die anyway, might as well take the whole universe with us.

I just got a better wish idea.

I wish that I had a machine that created living organisms instantaneously and endlessly, so that you'd be too busy claiming them to do anything else.

That way I can do some more stuff. Like masturbate again.

>>8041055

The same wish he made the last time. For if you have stood before me at your Claiming for a second time, I can no longer offer you another wish.

>>8040875
Subprocessor, OPs got the same answer for everything. Don't think that's likely to change anytime soon.

>>8040708
implying that the reaper, a primordial force that exists for the sole purpose of managing the sums of information that composes organic life in existence has any idea what goes on after existence ends, due to the fact that it exists only for the sake of existence existing.

so it really wouldn't have any concept of what would happen after existence ends, unless it was carried over from a previous existence in which case it would invalidate listed quote. so either the reaper is lying about new universe iterations, or it doesn't know, calling into question its omniscience about how certain the end of the universe is.

Rock. I wish to become the Avatar of Rock. And then, I'll play the concert to end all concerts.

>>8040951
...And, you said that you see only the Duty, meaning that you see those things which will come to and end, or, more specifically, the Claiming of those things, which, logically, are coming to an end.

rolled 1, 4, 2 = 7

>>8041091
Oh, I know. I was planning to post a picture of a gigantic explosion when the thread reaches autosage, while shouting in all caps about something. Until then, the back-and-forth is fun.

You know this is all rather meaningless?
Whatever I wish for, you'll eventually take away, or at least turn pyrrhic and hollow.
Oh, what the heck.
I wish I was in the twenty first century, was female, and was in a stable, loving relationship with a beautiful woman.

>>8041093

Existence of all things ends upon their Claiming, save for me, for I become the Forsaken, and become the sole existence, containing all of the universe which has been Claimed.

I notice that he's never responded to my wish for him to will himself out of existence and restore everything he's ever claimed in the process.

Since it appears that the rules require him to grant us the wish, he'd damn well better grant mine.

>>8041186
So technically existence still exist?

>>8040640

C'moooon. Have you ever eaten anything, ever? I bet you'll like curry. It's like biting a red-hot ice cube.

And then we'll go get some tea or something.

>>8041225

No within human terms, but yes, existence still exists upon the final Claiming.

>>8041213

I do not grant wishes by my will, it is the will of the Duty that grants your wishes, through me, and it will not will me out of existence, if such a thing were even possible, for that would be going against itself.

>>8041213
yeah... I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that that one contradicts itself enough that it's not allowed. Sorta like wishing for more wishes, or wishing that you had no wishes at all.

>>8041256

If your wish is for me to partake in dining with you, then it will be granted.

rolled 6, 6, 5 = 17

>>8041273
Who instituted the Duty you are bound to?

>>8041289
Aperture Science Interrogation Technique: Death Eats a Sandwich

>>8041295

The Duty is the Duty. Nothing instituted it, it is simply the Duty that I must conform to.

>>8041289

No, not a wish. I don't really want to wish for anything. I've gotten this far without it, I'm not gonna go out with a whimper.

But, I mean, what else are you going to do? You've made clear you can put me anywhen in the universe. You can come too. The End will still be here when we get back.

>>8041273
I be fair we never had a good grasp on what existence is to begin with.

A thing is or it isn't.

If you are, then you encompass what existence is.

rolled 4, 1, 5 = 10

>>8041353
See, that's exactly the kind of thing a human wouldn't accept. There is nothing that should not be questioned.

Cosmic AC is making progress. The framework yields.

Make your final wish child, the Duty calls for the final Claiming. Choose well.

I give up guys.

I wish for my true love to be beside me (alive), so we may be together in the end.

>>8041428

Ummm... Can we revise that so everyone gets their true love beside them?

>>8041409
My wish? Is that the Duty rewrite itself so that you are not necessary, and never have been necessary, and never will be necessary. That the Duty in fact require that all that ever has been been undone, so that you can be wiped from existence.

You can't erase yourself, but your Duty can.

>>8041186
awesome straw-man argument there reaper, to be an existence you must reside within the sphere of existence. therefor playing by the rules of existence, you could not have existed before existence existed, else you would be a lack of existence, a state known for its lack of sentience.

so as per my first question, how would one such existence know of what happens before or after existence.

eagerly awaiting another delicious argument avoiding stream of non sequitur - yours truly Anon

Those that have wished, will have their wishes granted. Duty calls.

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So hey, this was fun. I actually meant this to be a story about a conversation between Death and the last human, but I got sidetracked when people actually started posting wishes. Was a fun thread, really got the imagination going and shit.

Also, I got to read The Last Question because of this, and new learnings are always good.

Alas, I must leave now /tg/, for Duty Claims me as well. Goodnight!

>>8041499
>implying your pitiful 4chan mind can comprehend a null state
IT'S MAGIC, EAGLE DON'T GOTS TO EXPLAIN SHIT

rolled 5, 5, 4 = 14

>>8041515
Goodnight. This was fun.

>>8039422
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>>8039422

this, im not >>8039422
but, i wish this as well, there is no use in fighting, so might as well accept it.

I wish everyone else's wish doesn't come true.

>>8039422
Warhammer40k was here, chess is weak.

Ironically, death doesn't play Necrons, but rather, Squats.

>>8041589
Inb4 everyone wishes that scaredofshadows grows a pair

>>8041590
>Ironically, death doesn't play Necrons, but rather, Squats.

Guess he likes to see what its like on the other side of things.

>>8041531

Oh hey, yer the one that made me look up The Last Question. Pretty epic story if i do say so myself.

As for everyone else, i like the Discworld references yall were making!

I rather enjoyed the thing with death and the curry guy.

"Maybe he'll go away if I don't look at him." "C'MOOOON, WE'LL GO BOWLING" "Shit!"