>What else should I throw at these guys?

Martian civil war

Question.

Why is Lovecraft's player not playing Robert E Howard instead?

>John Shaft
>1930's

Enjoy your racism everywhere, nigger.

>>8137594

Spirit of the Century

Clearly you need to reference other real world ridiculousness, or mine the characters for more.

Lovecraft is having nightmares. So, throw lovecraftian horrors at them. Might be obvious, but perhaps there's a tweest!

Why does Atlantis need a champion? Why would they pick Earhart?

Eliot Ness wants to fuck up crime. So give the mob connections to the snake cult/lovecraftian horrors/nazis.

What's the wrong that Shaft wants to right? It can probably be connected to everyone else in someway.

Mata Hari. Serpent Cult. Cultists. Lovecraft. Cultists.

Roosevelt wants to ruin shit. He probably still loves America. Nazis/crime/monsters/cults = bad for America.

Wereserpent flappers seeking to recapture for Mata Hari.

Tesla. There needs to be Tesla.

Rasputin could make an appearance. He's an immortal sorceror. Recurring villain?

I'd recommend reading Planetary, and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

>>8137743

>Tesla

>Tesla

>Tesla

Shaft went back in time right? Throw in time travelling KKK/Neo-Nazis trying to prevent the anti-apartheid/black civil rights movement from starting. For bonus points, make them communist serpent cultists.

>>8137774
I just love that image.
>Nikola Tesla holding in his hands balls of flame.
You don't even have to know about his plans for a death ray to see that he's the worlds greatest super scientist.

>>8137720
sounds like you should combine ideas along these lines. Nazis operating out of Atlantis working with cultists, toss in Dagon, slap nazis with some sort of "monster" template like snake people or what have you. Bam, there's your campaign.

>>8137458
>I've got early era Nazis and a serpent cult at least. What else should I throw at these guys?

Cthulhu-esque horrors from beyond the bounds of understanding. Good tie to the serpent cult - something akin to Deep Ones, maybe? Hell, Deep Ones themselves make a good tie to Atlantis and Earhart.

Hell, tie everything in to something deeper or more supernatural and have them all be in a covert war to control humanity. Have the Mafia be run by demons of the seven deadly sins or vampires or some shit. Have the Nazis be their Indiana Jones portrayals, hunting out mystic artifacts to empower themselves.

The players are independent powers stuck in a giant covert war for control over humanity between a handful of powerful conspiracies. Their task is to try and make sure nobody wins.

>>8137810

Kind of dovetails into why they would bring Mata Hari back. She was a valuable operative for the German Empire once.

Maybe they need info locked away in her memories?

Maybe Shaft's present era is overrun with reptilian drug runners selling dope to the community?

>>8137876
>Kind of dovetails into why they would bring Mata Hari back. She was a valuable operative for the German Empire once.

Alternative idea - the snake cult snatched her soul and reincarnated it so the Nazis wouldn't have the chance to.

>>8137905
>>8137857

I like this! I prefer having the villains not be one big group, but a bunch of secretive, sometimes warring factions.

Running towards this direction I think!

Amelia's player kind of wanted her role as Atlantis' champion to be like The Phantom. In a plane.

...OP, I'm usually pretty reliable for ideas, but reading the list of your players' character concepts, I think it's pretty safe to assume you're never going to kill them short of "rocks fall, everyone dies".

I mean, God DAMN...

>>8137973

Is it even possible for a SotC character to die to begin with?

>>8137942
>Amelia's player kind of wanted her role as Atlantis' champion to be like The Phantom. In a plane.

Shit man, let her. She's now their chosen agent for bringing their goals about in the rest of the world. Let her develop the whole heroine persona, bask in the glory for a bit, and then slowly reveal that there's some dark purpose behind their meddling. Hell, pull a page from Wonder Woman and have Atlantis be pseudo-Olympian in style - only they've been busy in the past millenia imprisoning the old gods who sank them beneath the waves, and now the stars are almost right...

you know, JoJo's Bizarre adventure takes place in the 30's too

>>8138044

>Amelia
>butch ... lesbian
>pull a page from Wonder Woman and have Atlantis be pseudo-Olympian in style

DO IT FAGGOT

Shaft is clearly from a terrible future where Germany won WWII because the American army never integrated.

>>8138085

YES

>>8138089
>implying USSR wouldn't steamroll entire Europe if allies wouldn't intervene

Oh you crazy anon you.

HP LOVECRAFT
JOHN SHAFT
BUDDY COPS WITH TOO MUCH FUNK TO KEEP IN AMERICA
COMING THIS SUMMER, THE MOST INSANE BLAXPLOITATION FLICK YOU'LL EVER LAY YOUR CRACKER ASS EYES ON.
HP LOVESHAFT: DYNOMITE!

>>8138080

Robert E. Howard disappeared after he was struck with a mysterious arrow.

When found, he claims that he has been cursed by a powerful phantom spirit that emerges from his form, a spirit that Stands beside him

Here's what I see going for you right now, enemy-wise:
1.) Snake cultists. They worship the "great serpent," and since you can place a reptile in just about every damn faith on the planet these guys can be anywhere. Let's say, just for bullshitting plot purposes, the "great serpent" is somewhere between the Babylonian Tiamat and Aztec Quetzalcoatl - it is a primordial force which is supposed to return and bring about cataclysmic change in the world, and they want to hurry this along.
2.) Deep Ones. Both Lovecraftian and Atlantean in flavor - you almost HAVE to include some of the fish-men at some point.
3.) Nazis. They're the "black magic" Nazis of Indiana Jones. Look up the "Nazi Occultism" stuff on Wikipedia and roll from there - they're willing to steal and use anything, from any background or power source, to achieve their agenda.
4.) La Cosa Nostra. I don't really know what to do with the Mafia, but they are from Italy if you want to steal from the Roman Catholic apocrypha for mystical flavor.

>>8138149
NO JOSUKE NO

>>8138149

FUCK. YES.

I agree. If you have time traveling John Shaft, you need time traveling redneck KKK members.

>>8138173

For the serpent cult, you could also angle for a Hyborean Era Set that REH dreamt of as he wrote.

Mata Hari is a distant descendant of the Stygians. Possibly a reincarnation of one of their ancient, decadent queens.

Stygia spun of from Acheron, right? Acheron and Atlantis were enemies.

This does, of course, mean that one of your antagonists can be DIO BRANDO.

Roosevelt is descended from the Cimmerians, btw.

>>8138173
Amelia has a hot lesbian love affair with the first lady Eleanor Roosevelt. Teddy is less than amused. Or maybe she has a hot lesbian love affair with Amelia Bedelia.

Suddenly, Gavrilo Princip, Leon Czolgosz, Charles Guiteau, and Giuseppe Zangara team up and form a band of supervillains, perhaps overseen by John Wilkes Booth's head in a jar.

If it's a serpent cult, worldwide in many cultures, worshiping an ancient "serpent", then that could easily be a Lovecraftian horror.

And Lovecraft wasn't writing fiction so much as he was writing these god damn nightmares that wouldn't leave him alone.

1/2
A subgroup of nazi mystics searches an artifact of old, called perhaps the Staff of Poseidon, that would give them the ultimate power over the sea and thereby enable them to blackmail the more or less innocent folk of Atlantis, Amelia comes into play here. The aritfact is not some ordinary magical bogus, but in fact one of the last remains of the great old one Cthulhu, which he brought from his home dimension. He himself being asleep dreams of the staff and poor Howard shares these horrid dreams. Shaft returns from a future, where the nazis have seized possession of the Staff and thereby control over most but not all parts of the civilised world. He travels back in time for preventing them from doing so, not however knowing too much about the whole story, because the nazis have not disclosed how they came into control. Mata Hari gets her chance for redemption by saving the future from the brown trash. Howard becomes a man by killing nazis and by seeing the outcomes of racism he averts from hating niggers. Ness is brought in by Roosevelt as the ablest man in fighting crime for investigation of the nazis secret societies. And Roosevelt does manly shit all the time anyways. The journey starts at the Bermuda triangel, where Amelia observed while boldly crossing the Atlantic some strange phenomena, which Roosevelt could attribute to secret experiments of said nazi subgroup.

2/2
The Three bring along Mata Hari and are there joined by Lovecraft, who at some point couldn't prevent himself from travelling the sea to seek the source of his dreams. Nash joins them, because an oracle from his time had visions of the place. The strange Nazi experiments with old magic from the Necronomicon emanated through space and time and so she knew the place to start the journey. why are the nazis experimenting? By Alhazreds dark magic the seek to define the exact place where the unholy staff rests. The characters arive just in time to witness said experiments and get an idea on where the staff is (perhaps Siberia is an interesting location). The nazis however seize it first and the group has to prevent them from bringing it to Berlin, where Rasputin, by now chief magician of the coming third reich, is preparing a ritual to fully enable the staffs powers. A wild hunt ensues where possesion of the artifact changes between groups, the one trying to hide or destroy it, the other to bring it to Berlin.

What do you think? I would run it.

The Lindbergh Baby is the Dunwich Horror.

>>8138337
Don't forget about Lee Harvey Oswald coming in from the future!

>>8138379
That's boringsauce. If anyone comes from the future, I want it to be Sam Byck. Maybe Byck has a run-in with Tesla and develops the powers of Multiple Santa.

>>8138379
His motives are mysterious, and he's seen as an antagonist at first, but SURPRISE, he was innocent the whole time. Turns out he went back in time, did shit back with Roosevelt and all them, then went back to his present, which as a result of his actions in the past, put him in line to kill Kennedy. He returns from the past in the book depository, the rifle in his hands, and Kennedy missing half his head.

>>8138355
>>8138361

If you can make Call of Cthulhu GAR, I'd run it in that.

>>8138470
What the fuck is Call of Cthulu, wtf is gar?

>>8138337
I'd hit it.

>>8138470If you can make Call of Cthulhu GAR, I'd run it in that.

as great Cthulu rose from the depths, the swede put the pedal to the metal on the speedboat.

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AAAAAAAM!!!!!!!"

>>8138470

Too bad. I thought that, if you can bring in Atlantis, Cthulhu was fair game.

>>8138483
This is a gar.

rolled 11 = 11

>>8138525

Cthulhu can definitely be brought into a SotC game.

But he's pretty much guaranteed to get his ass rolled. It's just one of the game's assumptions. Nothing is hopeless as long as you have enough ingenuity, bravado, and manliness.

>>8138525
Atlantis and R'lyeh in the same setting? Consequences?

I have to go against the stream.

Make Cthulhu truly unbeatable.

This way he truly contrasts to the rest of the game, enhancing the experience.

Especially within the radically different SotC game.

>>8137998
Well, yes, but it's certainly not the default. The game isn't about trying to kill your players. You can certainly make them sweat a bit, though*.

*If you couldn't, there'd be no reason for Stunts like "if you die off-screen, you're not really dead".

>>8138337
>Eleanor Roosevelt
>first lady
>Teddy Roosevelt

>>8138628

Cthulhu being asleep, the atlanteans would probably just ignore it. The region would be sort of tabu.

>>8138656

"Teddy! We thought Great Cthulhu ate you!"

"That shiftless layabout won't be eating much of anything until he gets that hole in his belly patched! DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

Here's an idea:

Lovecraftian horrors are all bark and no bite, because Lovecraft himself is pretty much a spineless coward. Eldritch abominations are closer in power to how they are in Howard's stories. Tough maybe, but they can be beaten.

Have the Lovecraftian horrors be intimidating at first, but as HP grows some balls under Shaft's guidance, they become less and less of a threat, because HP isn't afraid of them any more.

>>8138813
Then have Teddy suplex them

>>8138662
Why did no one else notice this? Uneducated Americunts?

>>8138899

Too busy fapping to the notion of Phantom Amelia scissoring a First Lady.

>>8138912
Hate to break it to you, but Eleanor didn't really ever enjoy sex much. It wasn't her thing.

>>8138922
That was just her excuse for not being angry at FDR for not giving it to her all the time because he was away raping the Nazis to death

>>8138922
>implying anyone wouldnt enjoy sex with Amelia Earhart, Sorta Kinda Champion of Atlantis

>>8138922
That's because she was a lesbo

Gentlemen.

Your BBEG.

TWWWWEEEESSSSTTTT

>>8138955
...unfortunately, no, it was a lifelong strain on the romantic component of their marriage (well, until his adultery, which sort of subsumed that). They made great friends and coworkers, though.

Okay, I've never even had half a clue as to what SotC was until this thread. I've just heard references around threads. But this sounds like the most over the top win I've seen ever. I have got to get into this shit.

Also, before I even start looking for book torrents, how is the crunch of the system? Should I just steal the mood of pulp fiction and adapt GURPS or d20 modern to it, or is it worth it to actually find any books? Hell, is SotC like Deadlands, where it's in several systems already?

>>8138962

"This world, it's ours. The sun never sets on the British Empire. IT WILL NEVER SET. We have mastered time and space, summoned monsters from the deep, contacted powers beyond human comprehension.. and we will use them. Never surrender! For King And Country!".


Crazy Brits make good villains.

>>8138979
Spirit of the Century is a pulp action-adventure game. It's probably the best-designed game published to date. It's a ton of fun--group character creation alone is more fun than playing some other games.


>Also, before I even start looking for book torrents, how is the crunch of the system?
Fantastic. Light, but not too light, and perfect for pulp stuff.

>Should I just steal the mood of pulp fiction and adapt GURPS or d20 modern to it, or is it worth it to actually find any books?
Oh, god, the thought of running SotC with GURPS or d20 Modern fills me with rage. Don't you dare. The book is on /rs/, IIRC, and the free (and complete) SRD is at http://zork.net/~nick/loyhargil/fate3/fate3.html

>>8138979

It's a very loose, freeform system. If you can give a lot of power to the players over what's going on in the story beyond just what their characters are capable of, you can have a good time with this.

It's a very different kind of game from d20 and GURPs.

>Howard Phillips Lovecraft

I hope that player can bring the delicious rascism in a believable manner.

Needs more Phantom of Atlantis Earhart.

>>8139048
The dude married a Jewish woman, but was still anti-semitic? How the fuck did he justify that too himself? Was his wife just incredibly hot and willing to put up with him being weird all the time, thus making him realize he won the lottery in that respect?

>John Wilkes Booth's head in a jar

Greatest plot device ever?

>>8139099
I think he was just a weird agoraphobe afraid of anything different, probably barely recognized his wife was a jew.

>>8139099
THIS JUST IN: RACISM IS NOT RATIONAL. HURR.

/tg/, sometimes I love you.

I really do.

>>8139092

Needs more Phantom of Atlantis Earhart fucking Serpent Woman Mata Hari

>>8139148
But you'd think it would be consistent though. I don't imagine a pro segregationist in the American South would have married a black woman, even if he was willing to have an affair. Same thing here.

>>8139191

People are fucked up.

Check out how many homophobes there are who secretly crave cock, for example.

>>8139167

Needs more Futa Phantom of Atlantis Earhart fucking Serpent Woman Mata Hari

>>8139191
he was a xenophobe in the actual, legitimate use of the word: afraid of other races in an unreasoning manner, not a hateful bigot like the term gets applied to most of the time. public spaces and large groups of people scared the shit out of him, but he could respect individual members of other races despite his innate fear [spoiler]except blacks, because he was a racist douche in that regard

>Roosevelt, Earhart, Eliot Ness, JOHN SHAFT, HP Lovecraft, and Mata Hari
>Fighting Nazis and snake cultists
>Atlantis is involved
>Maybe some Tesla

WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS GAME AND WHY THE FUCK AM I NOT PLAYING IT WITH SOMEONE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>8138979
http://www.btmon.com/Games/Unsorted/RPG_Pulp_RPG.torrent.html

There you go. This torrent has SotC in it, as well as pulp and Victorian stuff for a ton of other systems. Have fun.

>>8139191

Racism =! Anti-Semitism.

But yeah, none of that shit makes any sense at all.

>>8139265

Spirit of the Century.

Be warned, you only get out what you put in. It CAN lead to amazing things though.

>>8139099
Not just anti-semitism. I actually read one of his rants about niggers and ooohhh boooy, that stuff would make even a stormfag go "...wat?"

>>8139300
It even helps you out, though.

>>8139341
>implying Stormfags aren't willing to blindly believe and applaud anything saying anything bad about non-white people.

>>8139341
Stormfags aren't that smart.

Say all you can about the left part of the political spectrum, but the pinko commie scum at least have some brain and a spark of intelligence.

>>8137458
Fuck I love this setting, nicely done!

>>8139341
post the rant.

>>8139191
I've actually heard it from the very mouth of a skinhead that it is the white man's sacred duty to breed with as many blacks as possible, as at least then the offspring would have partially white blood.

REH's racism was almost like Racist Grandma racism most of the time.

HP Lovecraft's was beyond the fucking pale.

All those unknowable, alien horrors? Yeah, non-whites.

I eagerly await hearing about John Shaft and HP Lovecraft's adventures fighting crime. 10 bucks says Howie sprains his wrists the first time he unloads a tommygun.

Yig, Father of Snakes, is one of the Great Old Ones. Just saying.

>>8139341
Current idea for first character- Nikola Tesla out to reap vengeance on the Westinghouse company, for stealing his design of a machine to grant free electricity to the entire world. And Thomas Edison is his warlock achnemesis, in addition to whatever a GM I find to run this thinks up.

Is this awesome enough yet, or do I need to put more essence of awesome in to it?

>>8139366
It's actually an interesting dichotomy. The Stormfags have something similar to common sense (and often an actual grasp of geopolitics) that is warped entirely out of proportion by their own stupidity. Pinko commies have brains, but they are so unbelievably naive and devoid of common sense that their positions become useless.

>>8139379
VIOLET
BURGUNDY
VIOLET
BURGUNDY

>>8139411

I think you really really need to read Five Fists of Science.

Like right now.

>>8139366 pinko commie scum

Every time and American says this, a European laughs himself near to death.

You know Joseph McCarthy is dead right? Sucking his dick is probably unsanitary.

>>8139443
Since when has what Europeans thought mattered?

>>8139419
>Pinko commies have brains, but they are so unbelievably naive and devoid of common sense that their positions become useless.

Pretty much. How often I facepalm on what my fellow lefties have to say, or their lack of knowledge on history.

Running a game of SotC next week, with players I've never GM'd with before. Hell yes.

>>8139443
Every time a European talks about the EU like it's an actual entity, an American dies laughing.

>>8139457
Since the Euro has been worth more than the Dollar.

>>8139457
Since when can americunts think?

>>8139484
Really? I must've missed the memo, because I could've sworn Europe was still a herd of cats pretending to be a nation.

>>8139495
Since they stopped being British?

>>8139506
Only ameriturds believe that.

>>8139506
Ok, the herd of cats thing is kind of true. I'll concede that.
But, I require the concession in return that Communism is dead, and we can't use it as an insult anymore.

>>8139341

Yes, that was probably a text wirtten after he returned from New York. Broke him, that he couldn't get a job there to support his wife, while most of the strangers could. His rants are the worst of the worst. Stuff for /b/ really.

But fact is also, that all his great texts (Call of Cthulhu for example) were written exactly after that period of his life. Like the hate had inspired him.

>>8139517
>lying that all Americans are of British descent

>>8139519
Sure buddy. Sure.

>>8139525
Fine. What do I use instead when Code Pink marches through my city? Should I just call them traitors?

>>8139457
>>8139470
>>8139483
>>8139484
>>8139495
>>8139506
>>8139517

>>8139470

Fuck yeah. Get ready to probably spend half of that night on the part of character creation where they find out whose backstories they guest-starred in. That's half the fun right there.

>>8139435
Um...did I steal Tesla's story from that? Because I've never heard of it till now. Is it on /rs/?

>>8139484
you understand in the absolute term thats a silly thing to say, its like saying a canadian dolor is worth more than an american penny, of course it is, its inehrently a larger unit. Its a relitive value as oposed to absolute that matters, but they have to be standardized first. And last I checked the Euro was falling with respect to the dollar, though I am unsure if it has reached the point of being "weaker" than the US$.

OP you had better use the Robert E Howard + Stand idea.

Also, Rasputin is a lich. Do they have Liches in SotC? If not, fuck that, Rasputin's still a lich.

Also, here's a picture of David Bowie as Tesla. You're welcome

>>8139547
Traitors is fine. And look, Americans, if you had just let us (Russia) take over, we would have gulag'd all of those antiwar faggots for you! It would've been win-win.

>>8139532
>Like the hate had inspired him.

Yes, give into your hate. Let it flow through you.

>>8138337
>perhaps overseen by John Wilkes Booth's head in a jar.
I'm sorry, but this is the best idea in the entire thread.

>>8139583
I fully support this plan. It's not like my grandparents fled the USSR to avoid persecution/state control as academics or anything.

>>8139373
Have one of Lovecrafts poems. That one's pretty far down the scale by his standards. He got far more out of whack quite frequently.

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Iove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a nigger.

H.P. Lovecraft -On the Creation of Niggers

>>8139564

http://www.xe.com/ucc/convert.cgi?Amount=1&From=EUR&To=USD&image.x=38&image.y=20&
;image=Submit

>>8139597

Thart wasn't quite the message I intended. Just shows that he was a normal guy after all.

>>8139633
Ah. In the most devastating financial crisis in recent American history, the Euro is worth 30 cents more than the dollar. Terrifying.

>>8139632

Wry?

>>8139633
Actually, that's less than I remember it being last fall when we discussed this in a Global Politics course I took. I guess it really is falling. But is still stronger.

>>8139632
Dude, harsh.

>>8139659

How the Dollar does against the Euro changes all the time, I was merely elucidating the anon's here.

Also, the recession is over in the states. Doesn't mean stuff isn't shit though.

>>8139669

Try reading Medusa's Coil one day.

"Try" being the key word. Man had issues.

>>8139692
Trailing effects. It's a thing. Shit'll get back to normal soon enough.

a lot of Lovecraft's stories are all about racial paranoia, especially in regards to 'race mixing.'
like, the Shadow Over Innsmouth. My favorite Lovecraft story, but viewed from a racial context it's pretty fucked up.

>> So guys.. can we not derail and awesome thread?

This spirit of the Century game OP - are you going to have crazy "new" technology?

I want to see American Landcraft Carriers walking across southern England as they fight Red Coat mechs.

>>8139750

I'm thinking about having some supertech, but it'll likely be restricted to Atlantean, Teslan, Edison, Nazi, and Martian technology.

For now at least. The way things are looking, I'm not setting anything in stone.

>>8139750
you could basically just look up actual Tesla inventions for all the crazy SCIENCE! you need

Where's Aleister Crowley while all this is going on?

>>8139775

I'm thinking about putting them on the trail of some old buried Tesla tech in order to counteract Nazi and Edison tech.

Tesla's going to be this mysterious, heroic figure, like this settings crazy-ass scientist Racer X, who hasn't been seen in years.

>>8139806

Looking for an angle on the Atlantean and Serpent Cult factions that he can work for his own advantage.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

>>8139829

was he snorting a line of coke off of a whore of babylon's ass?

If not that's not Crowley.

>>8139853

Possibly connected to the reincarnation of Mata Hari?

Maybe he even helped pull it off as a freelance occultist.

>>8139865

That's old Uncle Al for ya.

>>8139853
>>8139829
>>8139865

Team him up with Howard Hughes to harness crazy Techno Magic Insanity. Crowley slowly begins to use his powers to drive Hughes slowly more and more insane in order to cover his tracks and keep him from constructing any believable confession about his underground projects.

>>8139916

Dude this thread makes me want to play SotC as an Al Crowley expy.

Holy shit, please tell me this thread has been archived.

Have Robert E Howard's Stand go on to become Fighting Jack Churchill in WW2.

Pictured in the far right. Look for the motherfucker with the damn claymore in his hand.

Eliot Ness really hasn't gotten enough love in this thread.

More gorilla mobsters for him.

>>8139929
Why expy? You could play the man himself! I mean, one of the PCs in the OPs game is Teddy Roosevelt!

>>8139960
Wait, why would his stand act apart from him? there aren't very many that do that.

>>8139955

No archiving until we get drawfaggotry of Phantom Earhart and Mata Hari.

>>8139983

Hmmm true.

Love is the law, love under will... yadda yadda.

Amelia Earhart practically dressed like a pulp hero anyway.

And by that I mean pilots of that time in general look like pulp heroes.

...I guess because a lot of them flew planes sometimes.

>>8140081
>>8140091
>>8140108
>>8140120
>>8140130

Now that is one fly woman.

Suddenly, JACKIE CHAN BUSTS THROUGH THE DOOR LOOKING FOR THE 12 TALISMANS OF ATLANTIS

>>8140168

What about the Mysterious Mr. Moto?

>>8140168
Oh shit, hide the ladders or we are all dead!!!

>>8140168
This isn't D&D. :|

>>8140168
"Bad day... FOR NAZI SNAKE CULTISTS"

Way to kill the thread Jackie.

you know what this thread needs. More vilians

needs more tesla