Yikes. I have nothing to top a game that awful.

>>13801279
There are no words. Have a reaction image instead.

>Suddenly yuri loli sex orgy party everywhere
>Anybody not participating gets shafted. Hard.

>Kamen Rider based game
>Expect justice and fun times
Ok. This is normal.
>Suddenly yuri loli sex orgy party everywhere
How the fuck did this happen?
Anyway have a sad Stronger.

I hope this wasn't the guy drawing sample Kamen Riders for his homebrew game or the Tokatsu RPG guy. It would suck if either of them turned out to be creepy awful DMs.

>Suddenly yuri loli sex orgy party everywhere

Do your group a favor and recommend them Maid RPG. Then leave.

>>13801312

OP here.

Not in the good way. As in, you roll a crit and nothing happens kinds of shafted.

Things really started going downhill when everybody that didn't participate in this either got no screen time, or an entire arc dedicated to sending their character's lives down the shitter.

>>13801335
You have to name and shame your DM. I backed out of a Dark Heresy campaign when it was suddenly announced it would be EroRP for those that wanted it, largely on suspicions of similar treatment.

>>13801323

No, it was done in a Mutants and Masterminds 2e game.

The bad thing was that the mechanics had been thought out and well planned... untill the entire thing was declared freeform because everybody that ended up being a horrible player couldn't be bothered to take a look in the rulebook.

Alright, I have one from a couple months back.

>Playing with a newish group of people at my college.
>Decide to make a DnD game and everything is going alright for 2 weeks.
>A chick is suddenly introduced into the game by one of the players.
>1st session with new player normal
>2nd session, begin to notice that most quests/item finds are centered around chick's character.
>3rd session, chicks character is magically the same level as us and has better gear.
>4th session...wait there is no 4th session. One of the people from the group tells me the games canceled.

Find out that the chick was giving the DM blowjobs and apparently asking for things that she wanted her character to have. At least that is what was told to me. The guy that introduced the chick to the group ended up getting into fisticuffs with the DM, which is why their was no 4th session.

>>13801387

It was kind of like that, except that the thing was done over IRC. DM blatantly favored players with IRL tits.

>>13801403
Well, as far as I can tell, it seemed that the chick pretty much offered a blowjob for some extra gear. I was mostly trying to stay out of it, because I really didn't care about any of the people playing too much. Except for my friend, I didn't know any of them I didn't really want to share this because I know that at least one of them goes to /tg/ but fuck it, I don't even see any of them anymore.

>>13801343
nazca.
Goes by nazca, or nazcadopant (or similar). Alternately 'meatking' and related.

Which is a shame, because KR W Nazca was fucking bro.

>>13801450
Ah, well. A different DM, but at least there's one I know not to play with now. Thanks, bro.

>>13801446
Your story has been told thousands of times since the earliest days of the hobby. It's so common as to be borderline generic. There's probably twenty guys on this board right now reading your post going "shit, is that Paul‽"

>>13801461
But in reality it's David and that makes it worse.

>>13801450

Hey, bro.

You that player they kicked out because you started refusing overpowered mid-season upgrades in favor of stuff that made sense in-character?

Or not wanting to be part of the railroad plot, for that matter?

>>13801477
Holy shit, that's why he vanished?
But no, I'm just a reader - there aren't many games that match KRV's description.
That's terribly shitty though...

>>13801477
That can't be Australia.
There's no rain.

>Epic level D&D
>PCs include an awakened cat and a Gnome Sorcerer / Barbarian who rides around on an armored polar bear.
>Antagonist is an evil pheonix that can't fucking die
>Deck of Many Things
>GM bullshit everywhere

>>13801461

Also a bunch of other guys thinking things like, "Shit, is that Iain?" or "Shit, is that Daniel?"

>>13801536

Well, that sounds like a typical game of Epic level D&D--

>Deck of Many Things

I am so sorry.

>>13801536
>Armored polar bear

Oh man, that's awesome, nothing could ruin tha-

>Deck of Many Things

You poor soul.

>D&D
>expect to chill with my uni bros and have a fun game
>GM is a railroading moron
>sparkly elves
>sparkly vampires
>puzzles ripped off from Bleach's bounto arc
>SO DEEP characters
>fudges dice rolls constantly to make sure "the story advances"
>all NPCs are epic level multiclass heroes

>>13801544
Now I know you lying, nobody remembers Lain, that guy was a douche...

>>13801553

Assuming this was done IRL, did you punch him in the dick?

I feel like you should've punched him in the dick.

>>13801553
Hey, at least there were no Kender.

The last campaign I ran at uni ended up as one of these.

>running 24 in steampunk Russia
>multiple factions launch a coup
>players trying to find out how killed the premier
>alien artifacts
>is totally awesome

Eventually it turned into a shitty game where nothing happened. I made the mistake of rewarding a player with the top political position at the end of the coup scenario. Everyone liked the game so much they wanted to continue, but the premier's player was kind of a douche. Beyond him bending (and eventually outright breaking) the rules to get more and disadvantages (and so more charisma points) the game got really fucking stale and shitty. It ended up pretty aimless. I wanted to do a Lovecraftian conspiracy but it never got going, and I kept trying to introduce NPCs to act as mentors or quest-givers but they usually ended up dead (the premier's player started to resent anyone with equal or greater authority to him - he eventually declared war on a posthuman intelligence). The premier's player starting killing or marginalizing the other PCs. I lost FOUR players before I realized how shit things had gotten. That's another story though.

So that's my failgame. Such is the fate of all first-time GMs.

>>13801546
>>13801549
What's the problem with the deck?

>>13801600
Trolling was done, but not by me.

>>13801610
Fuck you, there was level 36 Vampire Vincent Valentine. THAT IS WORSE.

Also, there was a city that had guards on the walls every 5 meters. One of our players calculated that a city of that size would have to mobilize every single male in the city to do that, but the GM ignored it. For some reason, he thought it more exciting for us to enter the city through a little locked wooden door built into the back end of the city walls.

Then there was the city elder who pretended to be a big slave trader but was actually an anti-slavery activist (in this setting, slavery was legal and was a protected right in this empire of city states). We were helping escaped slaves so we pretended they were ours and talked about how much we loved slavery ('cause we were having dinner with a big time slave owner!) and he fucking ATTACKS us at the dinner table because we're "slave holding villains".

So much stupid shit in that game.

>>13801614
The deck can single-handedly destroy a game, that and it's the one item all PCs metagame. Which is now why I put tarot card decks in my game that accurately tell the future, even if you don't know what you are doing.

>>13801641
Was... was he literally named Vincent Valentine?

Damn...

>>13801614
It possesses the power to destroy games. It might raise your level, it might summon the personification of Death himself to kill you (now that I'm looking at the rules for the Deck, I can't find that card, but the GM insisted that was one of the cards).

In my case it destroyed all the magical items I was holding. Since I wasn't carrying any items (I was a junior copper dragon), my GM ruled that it destroyed ALL of my characters possessions in his stronghold. It also gave me the 'automatically raise your level if you beat the next encounter'. Since we were fighting an unkillable pheonix, we could not win so that card was wasted.

This was my first encounter with a Deck. It was lying, pristine, in the ash ruins of a city Mage's Guild that had been attacked by the dark pheonix. Fuck the Deck.

>>13801678
I remember seeing that and it happened to our group. Might be a version thing, but i'm pretty sure i've seen that in 3.5 and earlier.

>>13801659
He was named Vincent, and he was dressed exactly like Vincent Valentine. He liked to sit on rooftops and brood about how the world didn't understand him. The other sparklepires thought he was a renegade, but he actually had a heart of gold (or so we were told, actually he was a massive arsehole to everyone and did more damage to the PCs than the bad guys). In one quest we were looking for a monster that was attacking people, and he just jumped down onto the street and just stood there. Just stood there looking at us. OOCly confused at this, we tried to excuse ourselves and walk past, but he "threw us back" and knocked my character out in one hit (no dice were rolled for any of this). Then he tossed out some cocky line about how we "weren't strong enough", jumped over a house and left. It was almost too surreal to be rage worthy. Almost, but not quite. We yelled at him after the game and Vincent only appeared once after that (literally falling out of the sky to beat up an overlevelled monster for us).

>>13801678
It is one of the cards; it summons a Dread Wraith. However, given your DM adjudicated the Deck to have a negative effect beyond what was stated to punish you, I don't think your problem is with the Deck...

>>13801698
It's like I'm actually playing a JRPG!

>>13801710
Guess what our GM spent 12+ hours a day playing?

No, I am not making that figure up! Anything he did that was not Final Fantasy was either ordering take away, watching anime, or doing angst filled RP over Instant Messenger. Since he was supposed to be at university at the time, he wasn't gaming with us for very long.

>>13801710
Only without the graphics.
>>13801730
Man, that's pretty depressing.

Ma

>>13801698
>>13801641
>>13801553
I hate DMs like this most. I had one like that in years ago in middle school (it was kind of excusable back then) but at leat he wasn't an anime fan. Mind you, I'm a massive weeaboo myself, but I keep it to myself.

hehehe...

We never played with the Deck but we found an old random magic effect table our DM's older brother used back in the eighties and since then a magical d20 has shown up on the rare occasion that'll have the result applied to the roller before crumbling into dust..

We are now trying to find the creator of these things and put a stop to the dickery.

>Dark Heresy
>Group seems to know their lore
>aren't too serious about the GRIMDARK, but serious enough to make it awesome good fun
>game is running from corridor to corridor, being told what to do and then talked down by every NPC because we didn't do it right
>FPS style Chaos Space Marine bossfight
>my face when

I eventually stole the GM's group and we had an awesome Dark Heresy dungeon crawl through an abandoned hive city. I parodied the Chaos Space Marine bossfight with an invasion of Necron warriors who turned out to be primitive aliens who were just imitating the Necrons because they had also been tricked into uploading their minds into machines by a mysterious intelligence (hinted in game to be the Outsider, but never explained). It was a great game, so in the end I guess we all got something good out of our shitty GM's game.

>>13801744
What did you just try to say?

>>13801743
Sorry, these
>>13801279
are the worst in my opinion. No problems with erotic stuff personally (you wanna do that in private, it's your business, not mine), but shafting people ICly for not putting out behind closed doors or OOCly is complete bullshit.

>>13801450

Oh, hey Terminal! D: Was wondering what you were up to right now. Didn't think you'd actually make this public, but since you have there's not much I can do about it. D:

All I'm going to say is I kicked you out because you were irrevocably THAT GUY, and I did try to mend things with you and the other players who disliked you or found you excessive.

Good luck with your future games, man!

(Also, KRV was mainly going to be mainly a worksafe game, but it got to that point really quickly, and I just let it because the other players were okay with it. The prologues some of them did were in fact in that manner).

>>13801760

Oh, and it got progressively worse.
At first, it was just a sideplot, we figured. So, well, a GM dragging his fetish into the game on the side shouldn't be too bad as long as he can differentiate it from the plot.

Then it started focusing on it. But, at least they kept it in seperate channels or blackscreen'd it, and we still had some cool plot.

And then they started bringing into the safe-for-work channels and the fun rating went down faster than the Twin Towers.

My experience with D&D in general has been pretty awful, but at least while I was gaming with VAMPIRE VINCENT VALENTINE one of our other players was a monk specializing in improvised weapons. Even though we were only level 2, it made it all worthwhile.

The other characters were a slutty gold digger elf (played for by a normally ultra-shy girl specifically to troll the GM and his obsession with moe) and a half-dragon whose eyes change colour with a +6 level adjustment. I'm not entirely sure HE was trolling the GM, but that's what he says he was doing now.

>>13801787

Not Term.

Just sayin'.

On that note, you mean the three players, one of which was your friend before he got into the game, his IC girlfriend, and a player who conveniently had tits?

Nice try, bro. Get out.

>>13801787
Yuri loli sex party in a Kamen Rider game sounds pretty retarded bro. I think you're going to have to elaborate if you want people to accept your side of the story.

>>13801787
Wrong person, bro.

>>13801799

Oh, wrong picture.

Lemme fix that.

>>13801787
Pffahahah this thread is fucking great.
Also hey Naz, nice job jumping to conclusions. Is this the fabled Bigger Man Argument in action?

>>13801759
Sigh...

Found, IRL, old random magic effect table.
In game, a Magic D20 now appears on rare occasions.
If a character rolls or in doing something causes the dice to roll it'll have that effect applied to the character in question before crumbling into dust.

Sounds like OP, Nazca and Terminal need to elaborate a little.

At the moment I'm getting:
>Terminal is That Guy, or at least least Terminal did something to annoy a fair few players.
>Nazca plays favourites and throws fetishes into games.
>OP is possibly some regular fa/tg/uy who got caught up in this game, but he might be That Guy too.

>That guy throws a massive tantrum over tantrum over something OOC
>Most of the group is pissed at him and wants him to stop
>That guy threatens to quit unless the guy he dislikes is kicked out of the game, more than half the group voices objection and tells him to shut up and stop being a baby
>Expect DM to tell him to fuck off
>DM instead, does exactly as that guy wants and kicks someone else out
>Next session that guy doesnt even bother to show up and DM refuses to start the session without him

>>13801834

Term got kicked out because he was better at freeform than other players. This got them all up in a hissy-fit and they bitched at Nazca before he got kicked out. Him not giving in to Nazca attempting to bribe him with overpowered mid-season upgrades into following the railroad plot didn't work either.

Nazca brought his fetishes into the game, and rewarded players who did the same thing with story arcs and other rewards showcasing how super special snowflake their PCs were.

Untill now, I've pretty much been hanging in the background and showcasing my support for Term every once in a while. I did enjoy the reveal of me being... me, way too much, though.

>Oh man good luck on your game
>Thanks bro, I'm going to be running mine next month
>Awesome what's it about?
>Oh its a wicked alternate history
>Cool, what's the point of change?
>Oh its where Japan seals itself off again in the 19th Century and 'techs up' until it conquers the entire planet

>>13801801

Huh? I don't need to elaborate on anything, actually. D: I kicked him for a reason, although it was hardly because he didn't want his character to "put out".

>>13801799
Hahaha, no! The other players besides them! There were a lot, but heck if I'm going to name names! I don't resort to that sort of stuff, especially in a public forum.

>>13801819
I don't know about being a bigger man in all of this, actually. D: You're the one I kicked out, I stand by my decision. I'll accept the blame for not handling it better, but I did what I could!

>>13801787
>don't want to play eroRPG
>be accused of being THAT GUY
>I am replying to a troll

>>13801858
unless it involves a rebellion of the western world against Japan and winning it can only end in misery

>>13801834
I'll let OP elaborate; he was there and I'm going to bed. By the by.

>Deck of Many Things
Fuck that artifact.

>>13801847
I fucking love freeform players who outwit the GM's railroading. I went through the same thing on a sci-fi mailing list rp.

Term's GM, if you're still here and haven't quit due to rearpain, stop misusing That Guy. It'll end up like the new Mary Sue the way you throw it about.

>>13801536
>>13801614
>>13801678

>>13801867
Okay, in one of the campaigns I played in all the women in the group kept trying to make their characters into whores, and it made me feel really uncomfortable to be honest, I don't like getting together with 9 or so people to enact sexual perversions.

Mind you I never complained, but it really made me hate them, and the other guys seemed to enjoy it in their own way, even if they didn't have the balls to join in.

Honestly? I think that if this is happening in your party, it's not solely to DM's fault as the players are the ones playing into the situations, and if you're not playing you shouldn't really be there anyway, so it was probably for the best.

>>13801870
From the way the guy was talking about it, it sounded like reverse Code Geass where we're supposed to root for GLORIOUS NIPPON educating Western barbarians with their superior philosophy and culture.

What really gets me is that he seemed to think that "Tech Up" is a proper national strategy for a country. I guess nobody in the international community has Tech'd Up because they don't share his amazing political insight.

>>13801911
ageed, the whole conept sounds retarded to the max.

what would make more sense for what he seems to be trying to acheave would be for the Japanese during world war 2 to never attack pearl harbour or singapore and instead sonsolodate china and south-east asia. Then become the major superpower through that means.

>>13801911
and its not like tech up works when the other side has nukes

but ye that sounds horrid

>>13801953
But the US was maintaining an oil embargo against Japan which threatened to grind the Japanese war effort to a halt within a few years. Japan would only have been secure if North Africa held, but the Germans were losing there.

>>13801970
oh...

Well if i was actually writing the campaign i would have actually looked it up :)

and it would still be less retarded if it went that way.

>>13801911
>"Tech Up"

To be honest it sounds more like something out of Kamen Rider. In fact, I'm stealing it for my next KR character; I'm thinking it's the sound his device makes when he transforms.

>>13801911
Dude. TECH. UP.

It seems pretty straight forward to me. You tech until you are more tech'd than every other country. Then you rape shit with that tech until everyone else's tech is a sharpened stick.

Then you replace that stick with a dildo and tell them to all slap each other with them while you keep teching to make sure the non-techs don't get out of line.

>>13801911
>>13801953
>Japanese superpower game
Foolish American barbarians. Only the superior culture of the Rising Sun can save you from the tragedy of your own existence. Embrace glorious Nippon, or be destroyed.

>Empire, dlysequi
Captcha agrees, your fate has already been decided. You are made of stupid.

>>13801957
Clearly you have never played MegaLoMania.

>>13801995
tech up doesn't work when you are isolationist


not when the ENTIRE WESTERN WORLD is exchanging technology


and wars are tech catalysts that increase a nation by a fuckton

>>13802023

>>13802023
Sounds like you need to tech up.

Well thanks guys, now I have to run a weird science alternate history game about superpower Imperial Japan.

Picture related, their beam-katanas will pierce the heavens

I think the GM's posted in this thread need to tech up their gaming skills.

>>13802095
Really? I think that people just need to tech up their sexual roleplaying.

I say we roll to see if "tech up" becomes new /tg/ vernacular.

If the roll is a prime number, we have a winner.

>>13802103
If you think that, I think you need to tech up on not being a faggot.

rolled 1 = 1

>>13802125
I'll do it, I have teched up rolling skills.

>>13802156
1 is not a prime number :|

You just tech'd down

>>13802136
How about you tech up on getting laiiiddd.

>>13801320
Oh, I should just say that it was Kamen Rider with Persona elements. High school characters with Social Links and so on, and the players went crazy with it. D: Pic related!

>>13801881

Just finished a conversation with the OP. Ended pretty well, I think. D: But in any case, I'm fine with being outwitted. The fact was he was imposing his sense of superiority by roleplaying AGAINST other PCs that were supposed to be on his side. And they were expected to be a team. I've no problem about someone being better than me, but if he continuously uses his talent that it turns sour for everyone else but him, then there's a problem. One I've tried MANY times to fix by talking to him.

But sure, I'll just take the butthurt flag. It seems easier that way because I'm disappointed with myself about not having the experience to handle this better. If I did, the game roster would still be complete.

Term, OP, stay classy with your name-dropping! :D

>>13802156
>1d1
Prepostrous!

>>13802175
You sound like a huge forever-alone neckbeard.

I use my turn to pity you.

>>13802175

Egh, what's up with 4chan? Anywhere, here!

>>13802207
Tech down is an insult to the tried and true method of teching the fuck up.

>>13802175

Didn't mention any kind of name even once.

Don't start this shit, we just finished discussing this.

On that note, I'm off to download that Henshin! system I've seen discussed here a couple of times. Anybody got a link?

>>13802194

Thanks D: Yeah, I'm planning to lose the spare tire, honest. The wife thinks it's cute, but I can't fit into my old suits anymore.

>>13802166
How about you tech up on not getting your shit slapped?

>>13802175
God damn you need to tech up in not dropping smilies at the end of every fucking sentence.

>>13802225
How about you tech up on not starting fights with a bad enough dude to tech you the fuck down.

>>13802222
Real nice of you to end up with that parting shot too, OP, after you wanted it to be all done and stuff. Man, I have never been so trolled before in my entire life! D:

>>13802235

...That is more painfully close to the game than I'd like to admit.

>>13802244
I wanted to compliment you for coming on here and working something out with OP, but you're coming off as irritatingly smug right now.

>>13802244

The ironic part is that I was just copying your Better Man argument you seem to love so much.

Now, seriously, I thought we agreed to stop doing this shit. Let's not involve /tg/ into even more arguments between the two of us.

>>13802244
>>13802222
You guys need to tech up on not posting this shit on 4chan.

>>13802232
You better tech up your implication skill if you're >implying you're tech'd up enough to tech me down.

>>13802244
Ok, so, bottom line.

Don't play games with this fucker. Good to know.

D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

>>13802272
You'd better tech up your understanding of your own tech limits if you think that I couldn't out tech you in a minute.

TECH!

Everyone in this thread needs to sit down and tech up.

>>13802280
>>13802272
I will tech you down to china town while I tech up like a japanese shop.

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL

>>13802260
This reminds me of the Gideon phone call from the Scott Pilgrim film. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twjt4atWBQo.

>In before comments about needing to tech up on not watching hipster shit

>>13802260

Of course, yeah D: Just because I didn't start a thread in 4chan to say something I've wanted all this time to say to someone in a game I'm playing means I'm automatically the better man. Just because I tried all I could to resolve all the differences between Term and the players who have issues with him automatically makes me the better man. Just because I spent a lot of my own waking hours (and even at work) conducting dialogue sessionis with him and the other players to mend things makes me automatically the BETTER MAN.

Again, stay classy. You resorted to this in the first place without even so much as giving me a PM about how you felt.

But sure, whatever, bro. You did what you set out to do!

rolled 1 = 1

1: tech up
2: tech NEVER EVER TECH UP AGAIN

>>13802280
>>13802296
>implying I'm not tech'd up as fuck
Bitch I BOUGHT the technology shop.

>>13802296
Don't you tech that tone with me.

Thought of another one!

>Multiple DM game, DM1 says he wants to run a few before he plays.
>Trapped in a small pocket dimension of some sort
>Mysteries with no clues of any kind
>Goblins, goblins, goblins, goblins
>No NPCs
>DM clearly making shit up as he goes along
>Eventually find a magic item that may be a clue
>A mysterious stranger explains what the item does
>DM1: "That mysterious stranger is my character. He's a Drow who duel wields scimitars and is the world's only known warlock. It is he alone who has the answers to the mysteries you have encountered, and it is he who will lead your party out of the darkness."

Game literally ended there.

>play irc game with new dm and a few friends (and a few friends of friends)
>hay guys link me your sheets
>frost elf wizard, wants to be a dorf
>human shugenja (me)
>half elf bard transvestite
>futa catgirl warblade
>loli sorceress with divine rank 0
>loli necropolitan druid (sorc's familiar) with a pet fleshraker dinosaur and whose animal forms were all just her with animal ears

Weeeeeeeelp I said I'd play, and the wizard is a bro, so...

>spend the first few games dicking around
>bard dramawhores, backstory involving prostitution is mentioned
>sorc and druid munchkin the fuck out of their characters
>druid ends as a divine rank 5 terror vampire/vampire lord/spellstitched undead by level 15 (oh, and took planar shepard too)
>rest of the party completely marginalized
>druid casts Mindrape on the bard
>drama
>drama
>drama
>dm throws rings of wish at the party to counteract druid
>game dissolves into chaos and paranoia

>>13802175
I still can't help for thinking that you're just some /b/-tard faggot for your continual use of emoticons to accentuate your points. It's like you can't effectively convey a message without tacking some symbol onto the end of your sentences.

If you DM anything like you post, I'd have gotten up and walked away from your table before the first session ended, son.

>>13802302
Wow, you waste company time trying to sort out petty shit that doesn't matter AT ALL?

What kind of socially retarded maladjusted miscreant are you?

Seriously, tech the fuck up.

Sounds like a lot of fa/tg/uys need to tech more care over what kind of games they join.

>>13802175
> D:
> :D

Retreat back to your faggot pit.

>>13802302
Jesus Christ you sound like a huge douche.

>>13801279
yikes, where is this DM we need to see his logs and mock him in public (Also I think I know you you are, sup rizon irc rider dudes, sup Anti Goth, etc)

>>13802336
You forgot to say tech.

>>13802319
>frost elf wizard, wants to be a dorf
Sounds awesome.

>human shugenja (me)
Typical D&D character, alright.

>half elf bard transvestite
Weird, could be a cool concept done right though.

>futa catgirl warblade
What?

>loli sorceress with divine rank 0
WHAT?

>loli necropolitan druid (sorc's familiar) with a pet fleshraker dinosaur and whose animal forms were all just her with animal ears
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>13802321

Sorry bro. D: Bit of an oldfag, the D: is a tic from my old IRC days. I swear I don't type with emoticons in character, though.

>>13802324

I gave it the ol' college try and doing the diplomatic stuff that I heard GMs have to learn in order to play a game, you know. Looking back at it, I took it really seriously, to the point that I had to walk myself to the ER next door because I was having palpitations at work. I also got reprimanded for doing this during a board meeting.

I admit I stink as a GM, so feel free to avoid any games I've advertised here like the plague. Seriously, you will not have a good time.

And damn, teching up now. Never steer me wrong, /tg/!

Solar Exalted game. Most of the group are newbies, lured in by the GM by promises of awesome story potential, power to influence the game world and whacky combat.

Grimderp on 40k level ensues. DICKWOLVES EVERYWHERE, every NPC is a GMNPC stolen from either a FF game or DMC that is always more powerful and more "ohsoawesome" than the PCs are allowed to be. Any attempt to be competent is met with cries of OMFG POWERGAMER MUNCHKIN HAX CANOTT DO by the GM.

And then I got to read some of the Exalted experiences other people had. Which made me /ragequit and look for a GM who wasn't an assburger.

>organise a Maid RPG game
>don't bring fetishes into the game
>play fast and loose with the rules
>buy drinks for people, make sure everyone's comfortable
>encourage liberal use of favour points and player-made random events
>turn a potentially creepy game into one of the most awesome games ever

You'd better believe I'm playing in a tech'd up group of roleplaying champions. How do some people fuck up what should be a simple and fun hobby?

>>13802302

Like I said before, not gonna drag this shit into /tg/ and ruin the fun of others.

>>13802319

Holy crap, it's like a collection of all that's bad. How did the DM not deny that kind of shit as characters in the first place?

>>13802372
People tech the whole thing too seriously, that's the problem.

Relax, neckbeards, it's just a game, like it or not however good your group is you aren't writing great fiction, you don't need to take things so seriously.

>running a Rogue Trader game
>girlfriend wants to play
>girlfriend plays a great Rogue Trader, reigns in the lolrandom players, draws character art for everyone, and overhauls the crew's equipment so the average security officer is carrying a bolt weapon at least.

Thought I was going to go into a DMGF story? My girlfriend teched up her roleplaying.

>>13802248
I was talking about a game I played in, there. It was the DM, his girlfriend, me, and a friend of mine. He and I basically watched them foreplay for two game sessions before deciding to never return.

>>13802390
The DM was spineless.

>>13802344
The GM was a massive weeaboo, so he okayed the lolis on the basis that they'd be cute (sorc was goddess of cookies).

That would have been fine, but no one else at the table was competent enough to tell them to cut it the fuck out before it was too late.

To hell with your petty tech up/tech down arguments! I have discovered the next evolution of Tech Up! Gentlemen, behold! OVER TECH!

>>13802404
Protip: the DM can never tell a DMGF story and neither can the GF.

>average security officer is carrying a bolt weapon at least
Hints at darker things, no doubt.

>Get kicked out of a Kamen Rider based game because you're a total prick
>HEY TIME TO GO TO /tg/ AND MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A HORROR STORY

>>13802413

But what about the futa? How the fuck does that slip past any decent GM? Hell, slip past ANY GM who wants a good game that isn't infested with fetishes to the brim?

>>13802422
>personal attack
>not a refutation of the argument
Tech up your arguing skills, bro.

>join mailing list roleplay.
>awesome space opera and epic galaxy spanning drama is promised.
>immortal psychic jedi wizard angel god with a ship the size of a thousand stars.
>empire the size of a billion billion billion billion billion universes.
>ships the size of Jupiter.
>OMG specialdeep characters with legions of fanatical soldiers who love them for no reason
>spaceships that evade enemies by hiding in black holes.
>all characters are ORIGINALCHARACTERDONOTSTEAL characters.
>all justified with "scientific" technobabble too dumb for Star Trek.
>my reaction

The GM was delivered on one of his promises. There sure was a lot of drama. He tech'd DOWN.

>>13802420
>overtech

>>13802424
>catgirl warblade from a race of catgirls
>okay that's fine

time passes

>oh btw my character is actually a hermaphrodite, but was magically disguised and brainwashed by her elders

I don't even fucking know. Honestly. This was shortly after the mindrape so at that point the game was headed to hell in a handbasket anyway.

>>13802422

Hey Gue.

Good job at completely ignoring whatever you don't want to see, Gue.

Goodbye, Gue.

>>13802421
I see your point. I'm going to call people later today I think. But everyone seems to have having a great time. On the weapons thing everyone went really paranoid last session because they're certain their next mission will involve them being demolished by Chaos Space Marines (there are no Chaos Space Marines, but they are going to wipe out a rebellion on a lost frontier world called the Knights of Horus). So the group spent a whole session making deals with some potentially heretek Mechanicum and kitting out the crew.

>>13802420
>Overtech

>>13802484
>I'm going to call people later today I think
Periodically checking people are enjoying the game, or simple making the invitation that if they are not enjoying the game they should contact you, is a good idea. This doesn't mean you have to call everyone because you have some fear that they are not,

Honestly, it sounds like your game is going fine.

>>13802499
Hey...hey...

Overtech up.

>>13802451
Nice try, but I'm not a player. Does sound like you had a falling out with the other players though and you came to /tg/ to whine though.

>>13802420
>Over tech
WHA-

ITT: So fucking much.

>>13802420
>>13802519
He took the ultimate tech up, into another dimension!

>>13802523
I was thinking that until the GM came in and, rather than telling his side of the story, just acted kind of smug and stupid. Also, he was called all the players that annoyed him That Guy, which seemed a bit excessive to me.

It's not a really scary story, especially compared to some others ITT, but it was mildly annoying. It was back in school when we were still inexperienced with D&D and a new guy joined us. At first he.... Oh, sorry.

>New guy joined the group
>He wants to make a monk to punch the shit out of enemies
>Two sessions later he got bored of punching
>We told him he could get a nunchack
>One session later he got bored of that
>He wanted us to kill off his character to play a barbarian instead
>DM went out of the way to get rid of the monk
>New guy rolled a barbarian with a giant axe
>Two sessions later he got bored of it
>He sold it and fought with his fists from now on
>Dealing 1d3 nonlethal damage

>>13801450
>>13802222

Even if this wasn't you, this wouldn't be here if you hadn't started this thread.

>>13802551
Well it sounds like there was just one "That Guy", which, let's face it, all games have a "That Guy".

OP sounds like that guy's whipped buddy.

>>13802574

Yeah, you're definately Gue. Seeing that you're the only person in the channel at the time that thinks that.

Nice try hiding behind the Anon tag, but like I said before, I don't want to drag this shit into /tg/ any further and ruin their fun.

Now that that's over with, anybody else got a good story?

>>13802586
So I was right, huh?

>>13802586
No, you've teched us down for too long, we aren't going to tech it anymore.

>>13802570

Irrelevant, not responsible for the actions of others.

>>13802600

Personal attacks =/= arguments.

Try again.

Again, before the thread gets derailed ever more, anybody else got a story they wanna share? Anybody at all?

Can we stop the shitty arguing that no one cares about and just tell good stories of RPs that went awfully?
I don't actually have any because I haven't been RPing very long.
I played in a Star Wars one where we all played as Ewoks that wasn't really my cup of tea, but the GM was excellent so it would be unfair to blame him.

Last year I met somebody I knew from college. Both of us started to get into roleplay after we left college, but our hobbies diverged quite noticeably it seems:

Myself:
>play D&D, WoD, GURPS, CoC, Dark Heresy and Maid
>highlights include playing with a guy with an encyclopaedic knowledge of philosophy, theology, and the occult, who ran some amazing and occasionally thought provoking WoD games.
>currently RP is a D&D fantasy version of Ancient China

Him:
>plays freeform and D&D
>hasn't been invited back to his D&D group
>I notice that nobody at his local club talks about Dark Heresy around him
>starts talking about the Final Fantasy freeform EroRPG he's doing over the internet
>believes that WoW RP servers are for 'deep, meaningful roleplay'
>biggest achievement in an rpg is the time his half-elf space marine librarian used the Chaos Emeralds to achieve his super form and defeated SHODAN.

Not kidding about that last bullet point. I think I dodged a bullet when I had to move away, he nearly joined a couple of my roleplays back when lived in the same area as him.

>>13802640
>biggest achievement in an rpg is the time his half-elf space marine librarian used the Chaos Emeralds to achieve his super form and defeated SHODAN.

I... what?

>>13802640
>biggest achievement in an rpg is the time his half-elf space marine librarian used the Chaos Emeralds to achieve his super form and defeated SHODAN.

...What the fuck?

>>13802620
>Irrelevant, not responsible for the actions of others.
Oh god you all sound like the shittiest players imaginable. This must literally be the worst group.

>>13802640

>biggest achievement in an rpg is the time his half-elf space marine librarian used the Chaos Emeralds to achieve his super form and defeated SHODAN.

Are you implying that isn't a damned impressive feat? I don't see you using the Chaos Emeralds to achieve your final form.

>>13802640
>college
>biggest achievement in an rpg is the time his half-elf space marine librarian used the Chaos Emeralds to achieve his super form and defeated SHODAN.

Please tell me he studied something that will never, ever put him in a position of authority over anything remotely important.

>the time his half-elf space marine librarian used the Chaos Emeralds to achieve his super form and defeated SHODAN

After reading that... well, I just fucking knew I'll find something like this.

>>13802725
He took some computing courses and failed to even master HTML. He dropped out with a string of m-m-m-m-m-monster fails and posted a huge rant on his DeviantArt blog about how unfair his dad was about the whole thing (he ALMOST passed one of his exams, that counts for something right?) and blamed it all on stress. Personally, I think his decision to submit the failed coursework from his first year as the final year projects for two of his modules had more to do with his poor grades.

I'm pretty easy going and have a good time hanging out with most people, and about 95 percent of the time I played with friends so I very rarely get these kinds of stories. Sure they happen, but I often get over it and enjoy the company of good friends anyway.

But I didn't come here to share a story, I just came here to express how TECH UP is pretty fucking fun to say.

>>13802705
With him and that Terminal guy gone from the game, which from what I've gathered involved the later getting the boot and the former flipping out about it, not anymore I imagine.

>>13802757
Thank god.

>>13802620
... There never would have been ANY reason for it to be posted if you hadn't started this thread.

And now that someone's calling you on it you're running around going "It's not my fault I'm just the guy who started the thread and set up the opening."

>>13802767
God damn just go away you... TECH'D DOWN MOTHERFUCKER. You're not doing your argument any favours.

>>13801953
>conept
>acheave
>sonsolodate

>>13802761
Try saying "Tech up to colossi", it's way better.

>>13802640
>the time his half-elf space marine librarian used the Chaos Emeralds to achieve his super form and defeat SHODAN

>>13802808
there's an argument here?

>>13802867
Yes, the great debate on whether or not he's a massive faggot. It's not going too well for him. Seeing as how we've long finished caring about OP's storytime and he's trying to derail the thread into shitposting and drama.

All signs point to a massive tech deficiency

>Weeaboo invader zim lolsorandom xD
>Dude plays the exact same character every game, doesn't even change his name, no personality.
>DM cannot stop his final fantasy railroad
>Me and friend have basically given up and just make shit uninspired characters after going through like 3 one-shots wasting good character ideas.

>cannot leave because its literally just us five that even know what dungeons and dragons is within 125 miles, and we're bored as fuck every weekend.

FUCK I WISH I LIVED IN A LARGE CITY WHERE THERE ARE POTENTIALLY A LOT MORE PEOPLE I COULD GAME WITH.

I am glad for the lessons of this thread.

Tech the fuck up.

What should be happening in terms of the OP's complaint.

People who are still in the game, hey, enjoy it.

People who aren't, go find some games you do enjoy.

And that should be it. No bitching, no whining, no posting shit or /tg/ or telling stories behind one another backs.

>>13802919
Good sir, your tech is maximum.

>>13802919
>enjoy
What is this hippie bullshit? Real men hate their DMs and badmouth all of their teammates behind their backs.

>friend runs D&D game
>dragons are gods
>humans are hylians
>epic level characters everywhere

Well shit.

>>13802953

howaboutItechupyourshit.jpg

>>13801279

Something sort-of but-not-quite related.

> GRIMDARK Kamen Rider-based game.
> Riders versus Vampires.
> SO MUCH DEATH.
> Have romantic subplot with NPC
> She turns out to be ONE OF THEM.
> Surviving player suckerpunches me after the final battle, heads off to murder her when BBEG is defeated.

What the fuck, man. What the fuck.

I was running a con. game about 12 years back, so this was still 2nd ed. Let me tell you about some of the players that showed up

>Two neck beard guys both "Arg! I'm fighter 3 int. and natural 22 str" both with the Hammer of Giessen
>a land-locked whale of a woman playing a half nymph/half air elemental
>Same woman wanted to have a unicorn mount and had a ring of regeneration in case "she got raped"
>One wild mage wizard with six shooters because "it happened in Greyhawk"
>All of them level 3 with the Deck of Many Things and Wand of Wonders

very simple resolution to this one
"oh look this is a pre-built mod for the con we have ready made characters!" players took it well in stride suprizingly

>>13802989

I vaguely recall hearing about this! Was this posted on another thread?

>>13802989
Guy did the right thing.

That's some good rp-ing there.

>>13802989
Sounds like you should've returned that life to God.

>>13802919

Don't forget: in your darkest hour, when all seems lost... Over Tech.

I, for one, am willing to fully embrace Tech Up into the /tg/ lexicon.

>>13803035
I stopped reading the thread right at the Japan Isolationist Tech Up part.

Summary of current meaning for lexicological purposes?

>>13803035

I think by this point it already is, along with Tech Down and Over Tech(?).

>>13803026
Fukken saved.

>>13803035
By the eyes of Kromgol! you speak truths!

>>13803050
You need to tech up on this thread.

>>13803026

>Weeaboo friend gets to GM this week
>OH BOY NARUTO.
>Make an actual ninja because why the fuck not, surely my buddies will make some neat characters
>Buddies in question, as if infected by some sort of full retard bug, decide to make Full Metal Alchemist characters. Without even changing any goddamn names.

I need a new group.

>>13803020

A game where there was Kamen Rider Longinus (The aforementioned vampire-hater, with a bitching mechanical arm), Kerebos (The guy with the Chiropteran girlfriend) and Dio.

Okay, it was never explicitly stated, but I think was actually a clone of Peter. The Biblical Peter. He held the final BBEG down long enough for Longinus to destroy the Omega Regalia, remember?

>>13803050

It can mean, variously, either increasing the ability of either the speaker or the listener at a given task, e.g. "Man, you need to tech up your trolling skills," or alternatively, a simple substitution for "U Mad?". More meanings might emerge as the thread progresses. Furthermore, we've added Over Tech to the lexicon, which seems to be a more extreme form of Tech Up and used in a similar fashion.

>>13802989

Oh, so you're the PC who was Cerebus? The DM posted the logs a while ago- I wish he'd posted the notes, too. They made for fun reading.

This concept of "Techup" confuses and infuriates me!

>>13803106

Then you obviously need to Tech Up.

>biggest achievement in an rpg is the time his half-elf space marine librarian used the Chaos Emeralds to achieve his super form and defeated SHODAN.

That is one teched up motherfucker.

>>13803106

ME TOO. My puny mind can only frame it in Starcraft terms. Also, I hate the goddamn Zerg. TERRAN MASTER RACE FOR THE WIN.

>>13803106
Just isolate yourself and tech until you figured it out.

Remember, science works best if you don't share your research with anyone and just throw money at mecha weeaboo projects.

>>13803124

Let me tech up your mind, bro. When you're playing the Terrans, what do you do to win? You get more tech until your tech is better tech than your opponent's tech, and then you use that tech to tech the enemy's tech to death. Simple, right? That's tech up.

>>13803074

>Longinus
>Cerebus
>Dio

One of these things is not like the idea. Not too much of a team player, are you?

j/k, but the latter doesn't seem to have the same religious connotations as the other two.

>DM throws us in a tavern, offers no obvious plot hooks, party wastes 1.5 hours in the tavern and another half hour "travelling back home"
>Second session has us escorting a gold shipment to the bank. We are attacked by hawks. This encounter takes 2 hours.
>Third session, we arrive at an inn attacked by cultists. Instead of having us fight the cultists, he introduces a DM PC, and has us roll spot. All of us fail and we wake up in a cell with no armor/weapons. We are then stuck for nearly 2 hours on a puzzle. At this point the DM gets bored and does rocks fall, everyone dies.

>>13803200

What? How do you waste so much time travelling/in a tavern? My PCs would burn it down as they left, simply out of sheer spite.

>>13803226

That's because you have real PCs, the kind that aren't afraid to accidentally destroy a few towns to make a giant pile of treasure to sleep on. Worse than dragons, PCs are.

>>13803165
>Longinus
The Legionnaire that stabbed Jesus with a spear on the cross
>Cerberus
The guard dog of the underworld from Greek mythology
>Dio
Italian for God.

They seem to fit well together to me.

>>13803226
The DM said there was a bunch of pilgrims nearby.

We asked the barmaid about the pilgrims. She gave us a short description of their religion.

The DM then had the pilgrims leave, and had a storm approach us.

We spent about an hour argueing over whether or not to follow the pilgrims, since we had no plothooks or whatever.

The DM decided to end the argument with "You guys need to go back to the capital city, where the pilgrims are going, anyway"

>>13803249

I was kidding, but I meant more that two seem to go more with Catholic/Christian imagery, while Cerebus has to do with Greek mythology. It just feels a little...off.

Then someone mentioned the Omega (Orga) Regalia, which doesn't fall under any of those categories. This concept sounds cool, though- Does anyone have a synopsis of what the game was about?

>>13803069

I love these shooped Banks covers. We're teching up at alarming speeds.

When I was 13 there were a bunch of us that were super weeaboo and made elven paladins that used doubleswords.

NEVER AGAIN. I grew out of it, I don't enjoy anime anymore and I've been in a group that actually roleplays more than we're in combat.

>a buddy of mine wants to run a roleplay, OK
>Dark Heresy, we drop down to a swamp planet to... search for something?
>drive around in a jeep for hours
>literally nothing happens for three hours
>people slowly stop giving a shit
>possibly a monster chases after the jeep? We drive away from it
>I've been slowly drinking cans of beer, but the game has now gone on so long that I'm thoroughly wasted
>fall asleep

>>13803343
stop tanking up and start teching up

>>13803313
THERE IS NEVER TECHED UP ENOUGH

>>My Campaign got sidetracked during the holidays, like many do, by absences and travel.
>>Friend offers to pick up running a game in his campaign world for a little while, i allow him.
>>Last three game sessions: 100% Dungeon of Doom. Grimtooth traps. Fuck the rules, you're dying anyway.
>>18 hours playing, 12 rooms into a dungeon, three dead PC out of six. I think I'm the only one who is going to make it out with an original character.

What makes it horrible is all three of the players who died in Grimtooth traps are now playing Rogues, so every square turns into "GASP! A UNOCCUPIED SQUARE! CHECK FOR TRAPS! 37! 46! Over 9000!"

As a druid / shapechanger, I've had to become the party's healbot. We're at level 9, I can't cast above 3rd level spells. For the first time In my entire gaming of 3.5, I actually had to pull a 15-minute workday.

I haven't rolled any dice other than saving throws in the last three game sessions.

If I see one more fucking trap, I will tear the Grimtooth book out of my GM's hands, and set it on fire.

Or better yet, I'll buy that Deadly Trappings book from Kenzer & co, and when I get my GM reigns back, I'll send him, solo, into his own personal Dungeon of Doom.

Anyone willing to try shooping some Therian stuff? I've got the cover of the army book but its a bit out of my league.

>>13803278

Okay, a summary- From memory, my bad, I've forgotten a lot. If the guy is still in the thread, feel free to correct me.

The players are members of Project: BLACK MERCURY, a covert- And possibly Church-funded- organization that hunts vampires, known as 'Chiropterans' in this setting. Chiropterans are horrible, bestial creatures that can 'compress' to a human form to hide their identity, a lot like 555's kaijin. They reproduce almost by accident- Sometimes, when they drain a victim, the victim gets back up as a Chiropteran, and goes on a killing spree until sated. Others have very bizarre powers, like pyrokinesis, flight- But most have superhuman speed and strength.

To counteract this, BLACK MERCURY has commissioned a trio of Rider Regalia- The Dio, Kerebos (It's spelled with a 'K' in the logs) and the Longinus Regalia, which are all Rider belts. They can only be used by humans with a rather genetic identifier, and are like military equipment, in that you need a lot of practice and training to use it to full potential. Also, as a quirk, only humans can use the Regalia. Failsafes cause Chiropterans to combust, messily, as their tainted blood sets it off.

We are introduced to the three members- Dio is a first-generation clone (Possibly of Judas Iscariot?), with a jetpack- He fights with two electrified batons. Kerebos is a relatively new recruit, who was a police detective until he uncovered the conspiracy, and was 'brought in'. His armor has super-speed, and he fights with what are basically 40K lightning claws. Longinus is a career soldier, and a company black ops man. He has an articial arm that appears to be like Alex Jensen's, to replace the one he lost when fighting the Wyvern Chiropteran (It was melted off by it's acid.) He has a genocidal hate for their species, and fights with a flechette launcher/glaive called 'The Nail'.

>>13803422
...You took the chiropteran idea from blood+ didnt you?

>Railroads everywhere, and not because of Den-O
Bullshit, OP, Den-O had EVERYTHING to do with the railroads.

And the rest, well...
>participate in not-loli yuri hijinks in KRV
>build a meaningful IC relationship where the sex is merely another stepping stone in dealing with another PC's trauma-induced multiple personality disorder
>said PC gets rocks dropped after the NPC responsible murders our techie NPC
>TECH THE FUCK UP
>Get bitched at for TECHING THE FUCK UP on account of where I had a sensible upgrade plan with the techie, now I'm duct-taping an Advent Deck to a Kivat and overclocking with kaijin powers
>suffer from mid-traumatic stress disorder because no two plot-relevant people are on at once to advance
>ragequit my RL job to free up the time
>kill the enemy NPC practically my own damn self because resurrected techie convinces everyone else (INCLUDING the chick with rocks dropped on her) to dicktuck
>start own KR M&M game, actually balance the action and romance at respectable levels

...And that's how I rolled KRV. [spoiler]With a Gardevoir.[/spoiler]
>captcha: p-own thyoust

I fucking love you /tg/

I can't believe I actually read through this

>>13803422

Of course, each one has their own 'thing'. Dio usually undergoes a battery of tests, and has been mentally 'reset' each time he steps out of line- Or possibly replaced with another clone with the same template. He's also the subject of Project: Magadelene, which mass-produced clones of him to use the Helghast (Dio), Samson (Longinus) and Orpheus (Kerebos) Regalias- scaled-down versions of the original three prototypes.

Longinus is actually a double-agent for a group known as the Bascilla- They provided him with the (painful) genetic treatments for him to be included in the Rider project. He still passes information to them, and has several features (Like a code key, and a tracker) in his artificial right arm. He's been provided with (placebo) pills to prevent degeneration.

Kerebos doesn't have the same baggage as the other two, but he's something of a lady's man. He eventually falls in love with a girl named Rui Lee, who's a second-generation Chiropteran; That is, she's a human/Chiropteran crossbreed. This is significant, because BLACK MERCURY has no idea that Chiropterans can 'breed true'- It's unknown how much of the population might be infected, and explains why there have been multiple outbreaks over the years. They actually stay 'dormant', until a sufficiently traumatic trigger event. This is a very bad thing.

>>13803521

So Riderman, Accel and Psyga? BEST TEAMUP EVER.

>>13803560

Best one yet.

So can you tech up at everything? Can you tech up at eating, sleeping, walking, having sex?

>>13803597

You can, but only if you tech up at teching up first.

>>13803521

The first significant mission involves the PCs intervening, to protect a courier carrying the fourth Regalia- The Orga Gear- from a Chiropteran attack. In it, Longinus shows that all you need is Mighty Strike and righteous fury, Kerebos that super-speed is still an awesome power, and Dio that Autofire on your main attack doesn't help if you can't roll high. The Orga Gear, however, is fatally flawed- It appears to be universal, but when activated, it functions normally for a number of round = the user's CON, before the user goes on an unstoppable killing spree. (It's also actually the *first* Regalia- The others are reverse-engineered for it.) Like a 555 Belt, it was explicitly meant for a Chiropteran user.

The PCs find this out the hard way, when the 'field test' of the Orga Gear goes terribly wrong, killing a beloved NPC, and forcing them to intervene. The Orga Gear is also a match for all three of them, and forcibly removing the Gear kills the human user.

Things come to a head when the BLACK MERCURY facility comes under assault by a literal horde of Chiropterans, with the help of sleeper agents in the facility's midst- Lead by a Category Alpha creature- The Wyvern Chiropteran and his 'brood', who lay waste to the overmatched defenders. Despite a valiant defense, the PCs are forced to flee on their SARG-1 Rider Support vehicles. The next few sessions have them on the run, guided by Longinus's contact, Iago- Who leads them to the Bascilla. It's revealed that the Bascilla specializes in a very specific field- Genocide.

>>13803516

>>13803602
>tech up at teching up
OVERTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

>playing DH game, we are kidnapped by an Inquisitor who has decided to make use of us. We are told that we can pick suicide teeth or poison pills, but must pick one.
>Anyone that does not pick suicide teeth is told they may not eat, use bathroom, or sleep in supplied room. No-one may extend these to said characters either.
>One of the characters start doing an interesting little roleplay with a character that did not choose suicide teeth, chats her up and offers her a drink
>.....Twin linked heavy bolters drop out of the ceiling and Arbites kill teams are dispatched for character
>Character is "allowed to live", we all get shuffled into a ship to make planet side. Spend rest of this session and next two going through linear corridors, literally. There is nothing you can do but follow the masses.
>Said character that chats up woman chats up a small gang. Gets them on his side. Organizes them. Stockpiles huge amounts of rations.
>Make planetfall, go through customs, bribe customs with rations we personally had brought. Player tries to bribe customs with ALL OF THE RATIONS ACQUIRED, on a world where these are worth a fair bit, and its a huge stockpile of rations. GM just says "no", out of character, and moves "plot" ahead.

>>13803662

>By moving plot ahead, meaning we go to a town and rent an apartment/hotel place. Sleep. Next morning we are told we are hungry, so we ask to go and look for food nearby since its a town, and we are at public lodging.
>DM once more just flat out tells us "no".
>Attempt to ask person we rented place from where we can get food
>Once more told "no". We must apparently eat the corpsestarch rations we came in with. We eat them.
>"Take Toughness test to resist throwing up."
>Think one person passes, everyone else gets ill.
>Suddenly someone bursts through the door "Oh my god your still eating this! Here have half a fish!"
>Apparently they are from the ship
>Apparently they have no hard feelings about our group beating everyone up and stock piling rations so we would eat well.
>Apparently this is where I say fuck it and leave.

>>13803575

Laughing peter griffin eh.

>>cumpaeop fill
Wat.. Wat the hell captcha.

>>13803610

The Bascilla is aware that Chiropterans can breed true, and have been systematically eliminating people, families, and whole villages which are suspected of Chiropteran taint. They're also implied to be funded by the same backers as BLACK MERCURY, due to their similar equipment and gear. Just to make things worse, now that the BM facility has been co-opted, a citywide quaratine is imposed- The players have to clean up the mess, or the nuclear failsafe will be deployed, when the situation becomes untenable, to purge the taint.

The next few missions have the PCs deployed first in desperate running battles, then in search-and-destroy sweeps of targets, clashing multiple times with the Chiropteran leader's hideously powerful enforcers- It's revealed that...All right, I'm not quite sure about this part. It's either:

a) The Chiropterans have synthesized an infectious compound, allowing them to spread the love 'en masse'.
b) The compound 'awakens' second-generation Chiropterans who are still dormant, and leaves the suspectible to mental influence.

Or both. The compound is being distributed as discreet innoculations, and a street drug. Mysterious murders (With the victims drained of blood) and frenzied, chaotic riots begin to break out in the city, as things begin to crumble. They're put down brutally, but the number of Chiropterans are on the rise. While destroying one of the drug stockpiles, Kerebos rescues a girl, Rui Lee- I'm pretty sure she was doing compensated dating, at the very least, or was drugged and dragged in as a snack for later. She actually kind of reminds me, looks-wise, of Lunamaria.

>>13801279
>This story

>>13803697
Oh no. Shit's going down now.

>>13803697

With nowhere else to go, she becomes a hanger-on at the safehouse where the three Riders crash. However, their hideout is eventually discovered, and the Riders come under attack in a three-pronged ambush from mass-produced variants of their own armor. The battle that follows is savage- Highlights include Dio going absolutely berserk at the thought of being 'copied' again, dispatching six of his lookalikes in four rounds, Longinus ending up in a chainsaw duel with the Samsons, and Kerebos finding out that while the Orpheus Riders have superspeed, they're still no match for a SARG's firepower. Backed into a corner, Rui Lee's Owl Chiropteran form manifests itself, and she makes a valiant effort at shredding several mooks before she's badly wounded.

Fleeing to a backup safehouse, a furious argument breaks out between Kerebos and Longinus, with the latter pointing out that now she's reverted, it's only a matter of time before she becomes a complete monster like the others. Kerebos insists that she's innocent- That she was helping them- and that he's not going to stand aside and let him murder her. Dio takes no part in this argument, largely because he's recovering from a psychotic break- Realizing the artificial nature of his existence. He vows to kill every other copy of him, so that he can be truly unique.

>>13803762

In the calm before the storm: Longinus is furious that, all this time, Black Mercury had plans for artificial Riders- And that they, too, have been co-opted by Chiropterans. He realizes that they might be up against a literal army.

Kerebos keeps watch over a recovering Rui Lee- He feeds her his blood, in an uncomfortably arousing scene, made more so that she's wearing bandages and very little else; Teary-eyed, she confesses that she's terrified of becoming a monster, but she doesn't want to die- Not so soon after she's fallen in love. More than anything else, she wants more time with him- He reciprocates, and hugs her as the scene fades to black. (Fortunately, the 'infection' doesn't seem to be transmitted via the...usual vectors, of this would be very awkward.)

Longinus noticeably becomes very wary of Rui Lee after this. Eventually, after disrupting the supply of the drug, they discover that- Thanks to the partially echo-location derived senses of the Chiropterans- their nemesis plans to broadcast a signal, now critical mass has been reached, to forcibly 'awaken' all those already infected, and/or dormant, to spawn an entire army of monsters under his control, using the Black Mercury facility's communication's suite. To even the odds, the PCs plan to unleash a powerful EMP device, blacking out the city, before they mount a suicide assault on the heavily-guarded fortress, bristling with enemies of all kinds.

>>13803832
Oh my god, bracing for a truly spectacular confrontation.

>>13803762
>>13803762
>>13803697
>>13803610
>>13803521
>>13803422
>>13803278

tl;dr

TECH'D LOW; DIDN'T READ

>>13803858
Says you. I'm still reading this gloriously depressing story.

>>13803832

Their assault opens when the city is plunged into darkness- On their SARGs, the PCs use the transport network beneath the city to literally charge straight into the enemy stronghold, battling their way past swarms of Chiropterans, and hordes of second-generation Riders, dispatched directly from assault carriers and APCs. With his SARG destroyed, Dio switches to his jetpack instead, and ends up in a furious dogfight against the overwhelming numbers. Ultimately, they enter the facility by detonating the fusion core of their SARGs, to blast an entrance into the underground fortress.

Highlights: Longinus grappling an enemy off his cycle, and dragging the opponent along behind him, until the Rider disintegrated. Kerebos pushing himself to maximum speed, accelerating past a high-speed armored train, and destroying it by pulling a wheely off the cockpit. Dio using his SARG's 360-drive and thrusters to send his machine into a lethal spin, battering bodies aside from all directions.

Inside, the close-quarters battle becomes frantic and mad- To their horror, they find that some of their former allies have been converted to Chiropterans, too, which makes for uncomfortable confrontations. Longinus takes on his old instructor in a unpowered knife-fight, and ultimately winning by taking the knife in his shoulder, so he could stab the man in the throat.

Dio, meanwhile, finds the cloning vats within the fortress- And also the identity of his genetic 'donor'. He destroys the data without reading it, affirming that he is, now and forever, Kamen Rider Dio- The sole inheritor of the name and the legacy. He drains the vats, disintegrating the malformed copies of himself- Stating that he is not just *them*, but so much more.

>>13803671
Wow. That is the most under tech'd GM I've seen.

>>13803927

Kerebos battles his personal enemy, the Lion Chiropteran- The two tear into each other like animals, in the reactor core of the base, leaping from girder to girder- Until in the final exchange, Kerebos Sunders the walkway they were fighting on, and bull-rushes the Chiropteran off, into the molten Core, to his doom.

Ultimately, they breach the final chamber, and encounter the Wyvern Chiropteran- Now armed with the Omega Regalia. With the might of Kamen Rider Orga boosting his powers, he's nearly invincible. The fight is merciless, but terribly uneven; He has Dio's firepower, Longinus's strength and resilience, and Kerebos's speed, combined with his Gigersque shapeshifting abilities- Like firing flechettes of bone, claws that bleed acid, *wings*, and breath that turns organic matter to ash.

Mortally wounded, Dio tackles Orga from behind- And with the last of his strength, pins him, just long enough for Longinus and Kerebos to destroy the Regalia with a combined, and old-fashioned, Rider Kick. Now reduced to his Chiropteran form, he's still deadly- But working in concert, the two Riders nickel-and-dime him to death. Longinus returns the favor by ripping off both of his wings, maiming him- Before the Chiropteran is killed, by being guillotined by a closing bulkhead.

>>13804000
Goddamn, that sounded like an awesome battle.

>>13804000

Ultimately, they breach the final chamber, and encounter the Wyvern Chiropteran- Now armed with the Omega Regalia. With the might of Kamen Rider Orga boosting his powers, he's nearly invincible. The fight is merciless, but terribly uneven; He has Dio's firepower, Longinus's strength and resilience, and Kerebos's speed, combined with his Gigersque shapeshifting abilities- Like firing flechettes of bone, claws that bleed acid, *wings*, and breath that turns organic matter to ash.

Mortally wounded, Dio tackles Orga from behind- And with the last of his strength, pins him, just long enough for Longinus and Kerebos to destroy the Regalia with a combined, and old-fashioned, Rider Kick. Now reduced to his Chiropteran form, he's still deadly- But working in concert, the two Riders nickel-and-dime him to death. Longinus returns the favor by ripping off both of his wings, maiming him- Before the Chiropteran is killed, by being guillotined by a closing bulkhead.

However, immediately after the BBEG's defeat- Longinus turns on Kerebos, striking him from behind with the Nail. He states that Rui Lee has to die, to prevent a Chiropteran outbreak from occuring again- Kerebos, of course, has other ideas. On their last legs, the two men duel- With one fighting for love, the other for the survival of the species. Badly wounded by Kerebos, Longinus damages Kerebos's gear- Putting them both on equal footing, unable to transform.

Then it comes down to bare hands and the strength to strangle. Kerebos partially blinds Longinus, by gouging out his left eye with his fingers- Longinus used Improved Grab to Pin Kerebos, and throttles him to death with his mechanical right hand. The sole survivor, Longinus retrieves a pistol, and limps away from the burning ruins, as the overloaded reactor ignites the underground fortress.

>>13804019

Awww, damnit. Sorry, guys, I double posted. I'll finish up with the last bit.

> The last scene of the game has Rui Lee waiting in the safehouse- Her expression going from joy to horror when she opens the door, seeing a battered, bloody, but still deadly Longinus there, grim-faced.

> Black screen.

And...yeah, that's it. 0_0

Hey wait, wasn't this the guy who was butt buddies with a dude that couldn't separate out of game relations from in game character actions? And didn't he go and make that one terrible break off future game, a game about the future of a session not even finished yet, with the asshole who wanted to write sex shit about the game.

>>13803442
Oh look, it's that guy right there, who writes the creepy sex shit. God man, hearing the stories about your creepy ass shit over AIM always makes my day.

>>13804049
On the bright side, at least there aren't going to be any more of those monsters running around any longer.

>>13804077
Indeed. sometimes sacrifices must be made for the greater good.

>join d20 modern game
>PCs are chilling in a restaurant when SUDDENLY it is in Hell!
>over an hour spent inside the restaurant doing nothing
>party finds some book next to stone hellhounds
>hellhounds come alive
>retarded shit involving indestructible rope, since we're supposed to use the room for 'a future puzzle'
>have to cross lake of fire, PCs use rope swinging to get past
> apparently we were meant to use rope and wood to cross the lake of fire
>wood
>fire

>>13804074

...Because obviously that's still relevant to the thread and not at all trying to derail it?

You gotta step up your Tech Up, braw.

I know somebody who ran a D&D 3.5 game where all the PCs had to take NPC classes. It was two sessions of wandering around doing nothing and running away from overpowered monsters and superheroic (but ultra dickish) knights.

>>13804077
>>13804096

That was fucking awesome.

Also- 'Rui Lee'- Isn't that a Chinese name? A redheaded Chinese girl?

>>13804077

The horrifying implication- Aren't there a lot of people still infected? They're not Chiropterans yet, but they might be?

The last pc has his work cut out for him.

>>13804140
Who is also a Chiropteran monster.

>>13804117
/tg/ don't move that fast. I'm assuming you're one of the players who decided to fight Death, got pissed when Death was Death, and then made a thread to whine about how you couldn't beat Death, right?

You're a champ, bro

>>13804154

That's one classy chick.

>>13804074
Holy shit is that the same writefag Angricus who wrote that story about the IG a few years back?

>>13804117
OP is always relevant. Tech up, brosef.

>>13804166

What is this faggotry. Luna is superior.

Also, that is the best rp love story I've hrad in a bit.

>>13804137

sounds like fun, i take ranks in animal handling and become a cat farmer.

anybody else in the party gets lippy with me, then BAM pic related.

>>13804165

Hey, look, it's the faggot who can't leave things alone, even though the rest has. Give it a rest, braw.

Sage for off-topic.

>this thread

>>13804199
No that's me over here, OP.

Captcha: Equipment advil, which is what I need after reading the first half of this thread. The rest is cool though, it teched up.

>>13804199
I'm not the one who made a thread to bitch about how my terrible GM didn't let me go win against Death or told me not to write out some "adult literature" with my good "we're totally not gay" buddy.

>>13804245

>Implying only OP would dare disagree with your magnificent trip master status

Hahahahagokillyourself.

>>13804153
Oh, right.

Well, looks like the genocide party isn't over by far.

Okay, I GM a game of Dark Heresy, and I'm trying to be a good GM. I feel like I've improved a lot since the first game I ran, but the players (three of them, in particular) are preventing me from running a campaign, and turning everything into a series of derpy one-shots... It's like they don't know how to role-play. The best role player in the group slept with the worst role-player's girlfriend (who is somewhere in the range of bad-but-getting-tech'd-up). I've known both the dudes for a long time, and I'd feel bad about dropping the bad role-player from the group, while keeping the magnificent bastard that is the best roleplayer, and maybe the girlfriend. But, I mean, I'd really like to run a good game. I can't do that with three of the players desecrating imperial property (techpriest, worst role-player), threatening to arrest said techpriest (arbite, derpy as FUCK), and looking for a job at the local tavern (moritat assassin, TP's girlfriend). While the decent role-player actually gets shit done, and is generally an awesome bro (I guess, witht he exception of shaving slept with the girlfriend once, and then not pursuing it any further).
I don't want my group to fall apart because of drama, but would like to show off the kind of campaign I am capable of running... but it's hard to do that without players who are equally invested in the game.
tl;dr, I think I'm the techest GM, but theres some drama and poor roleplayers keeping me form running a game the other players can enjoy, and it's always really awkward whenever we get together.
I want to tech up and roll out.

>>13804096

No. You look, you push, you FIND ANOTHER WAY. You don't damn someone, just because it's faster!

WHY IS EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD TECHING UP

>>13804357
Because that's how you win at traditional games Yugi. It's why you'll never TRULY defeat me.

you know what, I'll say it

/tg/ = tech'd gamers.

>>13804321
>4321
That is tech.

>>13804115
Maybe it was hellfire that only burned your soul or flesh? And you were supposed to construct some kind of wake-boarding apparatus to surf across the deadly lake of soul-flame?

>This thread.

>>13804387

Alright, I chortled. That was pretty good.

I think this thread is overtech'd

>>13804558

Yes, quite. However, I, for one, am not ready to give up on Tech Up.

...So, who's making a new thread?

>>13804582

Huh. Thought it was auto-saging.

Disregard, suck cocks, etc.

Fuck y'all motherfuckers, I'm gonna TECH SIDEWAYS.

>>13804595

No, you musn't! It's too dangerous to Tech Sideways! Think of the consequences!

>>13804595
>TECH SIDEWAYS.
>ohshitniggawhatareyoudoing.jpg

if you survive you've definitely teched up to overtech there.

>>13804595

No, you fool, it can't be done! You can't jump from Engineering to Feudalism, they're on two different branches!

>>13801279
I was ready to type out a string of horrors I've faced. Then I saw your example.

You win. Really.

>>13801279

>join game to roleplay
>characterization doesn't matter; my pauper is treated as well as a noble
>WEll that's cool, maybe it'll get better
>Half-orc treated as better than my character despite being of same origin and even more violent past
>Cool story, just an Amateur GM mistake, right?
>Elf is the first one lynched for no reason in the Elf city, half-orc and halfling are treated as kin. No excuses offered.

This makes less sense than Touhou sometimes.

>>13804321
I think the bigger problem seems to be all your players are filthy whores.

CTLs fisty? If CTL is some kinda std, then you're right on the money, Captcha.

>>13804795
>touhou fan
Well there's your reasoning. It had to be done.

>>13804824

Could you say what you said in a manner that human beings would understand it?

OH COOL TIME TO JUMP IN AND . . . oh wait it's prety much all over and the relevant players are all gone to sleep/work/etc now. Curse my crazy sleep schedule, making me miss out on the shenanigans! Q.Q

Hi. I'm the blatently favored person with tits. Just wanna say that it's not favoritism, I just worked out scenes to my advantage by discussing things with everyone involved mid-scene. Wait, that can be construed as favoritism from multiple people . . . but I didn't give blowjobs for my own personal gain! I gave blowjobs because I'm a hoar! There's a difference!

(As if that makes it better)

I'd join in on the terrible stories, but they're pretty much all "GM lusts after the hot redhead. GM gives hot redhead coolstuff. I get killed repeatedly and need to reroll characters forever." and stuff.
>>13804818
Please, only like . . . *counts on fingers* 2 or 3 of us are whores! Honest!

>>13804841
And then I forgot my little namey-wamey thing. Way to lose me. Way to lose. I'm going to go give players sexytime out of despair now.

>>13804841

You just teched up your bribery skill, is all.

>>13804818
No, as far as I know, only three of us are non-virgins. The poor-role-player and his girlfriend are steady, and the good role-player who may be getting tail left and right, but nobody really knows or cares, because it hasn't been with any of us, except the one time that is the source of the force preventing me form just not including the role-players that are dragging the game down.
If they were all filthy whores, this would all be much easier. Instead of DH, we'd just have giant orgies in the woods like normal people.

>>13802640
>biggest achievement in an rpg is the time his half-elf space marine librarian used the Chaos Emeralds to achieve his super form and defeated SHODAN.

Been reading through this for the lulz, but... just, what the hell. I don't even know man. I just don't know...

>>13802640

>Chaos Emeralds
Sounds like the fanfic one of my friends wrote where Vanilla got the Chaos Emeralds and got high off the energy

>>13805139

...go on.

>>13805277

It was an insidious plan by Eggman/Robotnik (God knows which one it's going to be tomorrow!) to make a monster he could control. He left Vanilla exposed to Chaos Energy (through the Emerald, hidden in her cell) for hours and hours. Then, he just...let her go. No strings attached, or so it seemed. When she went into withdrawal and her daughter went off to get help, the first Chaos Emerald practically fell into her hands...

Then...she could feel the second one. So she went for it. Fuck I should just see if the fag will post it or if he even still has it.

It wasn't that bad; at the very least he tried to not be an immense faggot about pairings.

>>13802194
That episode was great.

>>13802175
Fuck off already, you shitty emotion-using tripfag. Your butthurt over this thread laughing at your pathetic DMing skills and crippled sexuality is getting dull.

>>13805536
Normally I'd agree with you, but...

>Anonymous 02/06/11(Sun)15:09 No.13805536
>nazca ... 02/06/11(Sun)08:24 No.13802175

That's what? Six and a half hours late?