Sounds like you're the one (compartively) sane man in your group. And, besides, if everyone is playing the same stuff over and over again, why shouldn't you be allowed to? Only difference between you and the others is that you want to be, well, something furry. Not different from the elf ranger, I feel.

>>14657363
To be fair, Wizard is a total bro if you've got no beef with him.

Oh, and general confession thread.

Dear Group,

I am so sorry about the flying fish incident, in fact, about that whole campaign idea. I know, it was years ago, but it honestly strikes me as one of the stupidest things I have ever done, and I don't plan to forget it, as long as I plan to improve as a GM, but you guys gotta work with me some too.

Dear group members...

You had it coming. Especially you, paladin.

Sincerely, Targath the Necromancer.

p.s. enjoy being raped by rotting maggot-infested zombie dicks for eternity.

To the guy who killed my last game,

Fuck you. I should have kicked you out after the first session. You were the most useless PC I have ever seen, not because you didn't know how to make a character, but because you made a character that did one thing: Look pretty.

I thought you'd do something with it, but no, all you did was laze around and get other people to do your job for you. You were supposed to be spreading goodwill and happiness throughout the world, but you were the cause of most of the arguments.

I wouldn't have minded it if you just stuck quietly in the background, like one of our old players who dropped due to school, but you always had to make your jackassery known. And because you did this, one of the two players who actually ENJOYED the game (and, as I later found out, DIDN'T have a vendetta toward the system to the point of joining a game just to ruin it) quit.

That left me with one other person besides you. So, thanks a lot, dickhead.

4e shifter.

Dear online group members.
I am not really a girl. i'm just pretending to be one for attention. I am getting special treatment from the GM for cybering with him. by the way, he's secretly a pedophile and snuff enthusiast.
I plan on deliberately blowing up the group in a month or so with a drama bomb by posting all our chat logs for your amusement.

Dear group

What did you think of that temple of slothful monks? That was cool...

>>14657529

I can empathize on so many levels.

DEAR GROUP

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NOT EXIST. I CANT JUST PLAY MASTUBATORY IMAGINATION LAND ALONE NOW CAN I!?

>>14657445

If you don't elaborate on this, you're gay.

>>We all have our issues. Wizard always plays the neutral asshole character who translates petty squabbles in and out of character to a mis-aimed AoE spell that hits the player and the enemy, saying "It's in character, you tried to steal the loot last room, so I don't have your preservation in mind." Fighter always has to play the lumbering idiot who tries to steal the scene from the background with his "wacky drunk antics". Ranger has never played a character that wasn't connected to nature and basically herself with pointy ears. Rogue doesn't know how to stat a rogue properly, and is dissatisfied with his character after one session.

Imokaywiththis.jpg

The way I see it, that makes four other groups who don't have That Guy in them. Your rogue sounds okay though, he can join us. We'll trade him for our Guy. Hope you like continuous neoconservative arguments and minmaxed gnomes, because that's all he does and all he plays.

Dearest gaming group,

Sorry I've been kinda hogging the combat spotlight lately. I think a big part of it is that I kinda wish I'd gone pure fighter/barb/or something in our DnD game, but it's too late to change that. And then I thought I'd get my fix in changeling, but I wound up too sneaky and conniving and the game is all political intrigue that I try to get into but I can't really get excited about it.

I could be worse, guys! I don't minmax! I hope the upcoming werewolf game gives me a chance to sate my lust for big combat action without stepping on anyone's toes.

Sincerely,
That-ish Guy

P.S. Ol' T.P., I'm sorry we never got to play Deadlands. You know I love that shit. Also, if you're lurking /tg/ right now, stop and go write your paper.

>>14657615
First time GMing, no, I think it was my second time.. Anyway, I basically made an thinly veiled furry game, and asked everyone to choose an animal that they would be hybridized with, ending in several natural predators. And they all spawned in an mysterious temple area that was surrounded by big flying fish that had ribbon-like fins, that flew around in the air.

Long story short, the group wrecked the shit out of some goddamn flying fish, including one climbing on one, and actually crashing it THROUGH another one, and them eventually getting railroaded into a a jailhouse because apparently the local population saw the flying fish as a peace symbol. It was my fault for creating a stupid ass setting, and then panicking when the PCs ended up to be what I refer now to as Murder Hobos.

Dear Group,

I hate all of you. Well, almost all of you.

I hate powergaming asshole who doesn't understand "thematic appropriateness" and takes his out-of-the-closet status as carte blanche to make every character a rainbowtastic fagsplosion, even in survival horror or World of Darkness.

I hate only-plays-one-character, who literally cries if things don't go his way. To be fair he's tried to branch out a tiny, tiny bit, but his persecution complex has gotten very old, very fast.

I hate campaign killer bitch. Why is the DM your enemy? Why do you go out of character to destroy each campaign and steal essential items from other players? DMing is a hard job, stop being a cunt.

I hate absentee weeaboo. But he never shows up, so the point is pretty moot.

The only players who have their shit together are the bro-with-a-bra and, oddly enough, the troll. C'mon people, you can stop sucking if you honestly try.

Dear Group,

I'm tryin, I really am. I understand that I didn't place limits on you at character generation, and I encouraged diversity. But the our of you tug the plot in entirely different directions, and there just isn't a way to make all of you happy. And most of you know me well enough to know that I'm obsessed with makin everyone happy or nobody. So on the other side of the break, there's likely gonna be some shakeups.

Dear minmaxing sociopathic that-guy,
It's great that the tax season is over and that you can afford to work for 2 months out of the year and continue living with your mom as a grown man well into his 30s. However, you're a blight on our group that makes people who are otherwise cool, throw their rules lawyering and DPS bickering into high gear. If you never showed up to another game, I'd like that. The only thing I can hope for at this point is your inevitable departure after our DM inevitably denies you some game-based horseshit that you cooked up for your character that is devoid of anything but stats and asberger caliber roleplaying.

PS. You never brought snacks, you awful fucking manchild.

>>14657696
>powergamer
>rainbowtastic fagsplosion
>survival horror

This sounds amazingly entertaining to watch if I didn't have to actually be part of the group.

>>14657696
>rainbowtastic fagsplosion

This is an amazing description.

Dear team,

I'm sorry. I've been that guy for a while now, playing almost exclusively female characters. I know it's hard to put up with, especially the part about remembering that my character is female (since maternal instinct nor sex come up). I swear, it's because I'm trying to roleplay better female characters by putting myself into new shoes each time. I think being designated DM for this long has made me this way.

Also, I have to apologize to my current 3.5 campaign. Sorry for shitting up the campaign with my absurd, behind-the-scenes plotting. I shouldn't have chosen an evil outsider to play as. I promise I'll make up for it by giving her some character development... perhaps even a sliver of a chance for redemption.

And finally, to the party that I'm DMing, thanks for putting up with me. Sometimes I'm winging it harder than normal, but I swear there's a plan to all the madness. Really, the setup's done, and things will happen. And I promise, I'm going to remove most of the rails now. (I had to expose the forces somehow!) And yeah, sorry about the drama earlier. I had to confront what I saw was going to be a gigantic tumor in the campaign if I didn't address it sooner as opposed to later. (I hope I did the right thing...)

Dear Group,

FUCK YOU. THSOE RUSH IN CAN BE FINE IF WE'RE JUST A SMALL GROUP BUT NOW YOU HAVE AN ARMY WITH YOU.
STOP. RUNNING. INTO. ENEMY. FIRE.
AND REMEMBER THAT THE ENEMY USE TECHNOLOGY NOT MAGIC. THEY DON'T NEED TO CAST STUFF SO TRYING TO DISTRACT THEM WON'T WORK.
YOU GUYS ARE THE WORSE GENERALS I EVER MET.

Dear Acolytes,

You should be dead three times over but I just have much more fun dismembering you and driving you insane to allow you to bite a bullet and go down. The quest you're on will not allow you to win. Your Inquisitor is going to die soon and it's your fault and then the planet is going to be consumed by the enemy and you'll probably not survive it.

And I use the same monster statblock everytime; I just switch up talents and abilities. If you realize this, good for you; but I have to run these games right after 9 hour work shifts so I work harder on atmosphere than on crunch.

But I love you guys. You're good roleplayers.

Dear Group

I apologise for making every game over the last two years depressing and grim, It's just something I have been going through.

HOWEVER

To the non-commital arse-hole, Just because we arn't playing a game that falls within your phenominally short list of approved games does not mean you should automatically quit, we play your goddamn games play ours. Prick.

To the retard duo, yes I enjoy a good laugh and I undersand that you just try to bring some frivolity to the unfortunatly bleak games I have been running as of late. 3 hours of constant mocking however is not funny, it just wastes time, and makes me feel like shit.

Also, would it kill one of you bastards to get your own books and run a game, I kind of want to play a character again sometime before I die.

>>14657778
Also, some thanks are in order:

Medically-aspergers-guy, thanks for being awesome. I can tell that you're trying really hard to stop being socially retarded, and I really like how you're extremely open-minded about what happens to your characters. Keep it up!

Grad-student-guy, thanks for being amazingly creative. I can see how your DMing skills shine as a PC, and I really enjoy how you can portray such a brilliant personality at the games. I'll do my best to challenge your character's beliefs. In exchange, keep giving me feedback!

New-guy, wow. For being new, you are also amazingly creative. You've made my life real easy by taking things in stride as a newbie and emphasizing your roleplay skills when your lack of mechanical knowledge shows. You've also been really open-minded.

You guys are awesome. Thanks for being an awesome group!

Dear Group:
Thank you for putting up with my desire for nonstandard races, near-psychosis about tweaking rules to make a unique character, and general airheadedness when running games.
That said, Young Sibling-person, I am damn tired of circumstances suddenly coming up. The best time to tell us about something happening is not five hours after the session was supposed to start, and at three years into high school, you should know this.
Other guy who possibly browses /tg/: I have no problem with your playing female characters. I understand having to explore portions of yourself is a side function of the games. I'm just wishing that there was an appreciable difference between the characters. Every single one speaks in stilted monosyllables, refuses to take any kind of risk, and uses lethal force upon being threatened.
Guy who's off at Boot Camp: Good luck, man. Hope that homebrew system gets off the ground.

Dear DM,

I'm sorry I've been fighting you this entire campaign. I'm not normally a DM-hating player, I've loved every DM I've ever had, except you.

It's not fair to you that I have my character make decisions that always put you on the creative defensive, Yeah sometimes it may be legit, but I admit that sometimes I do it out of spite.

I'm sorry that I've been unfair, but I've talked to 3/4 of our group when you arn't there and... well... we're bored of your campaign and we have been for the last 8+ sessions. If this next one doesn't impress us, I'm afraid we're going to have to quit.

I'm sorry and I don't want to hurt your feelings, because I know being a DM means putting yourself out there, but it's just than you never let us influence the events, things always go exactly as you write them, and we may as well be watching a movie.

If we end up quitting I hope it goes well enough that you still want to play with the group, because you are a pretty decent player to play with (aside from your "I'm a unique and special snowflake syndrome") and it would really hurt the group if you left.

Sorry for being insensative, but part of it you brought on yourself.

Dear Group,

Fuck you guys! Well, most of you.

Fuck you, guy who always complains about being tired and about the game infringing on his other stuff. Why don't you just fucking quit, then?

Fuck you, guy who decides to have his character go take a fucking nap instead of, say, investigating a booby-trapped wizard's tower with the rest of the party.

Fuck YOU, guy who decides to powergame some shitty build with darts which makes my describing your attack results in combat always fucking boring. Also fuck you for spending an entire adventure more focused on cheezing traps with your Invisible Servant and using it to clean up places than actually accompanying the rest of the party!

Fuck you, guy who never bothers to describe his attacks in combat and basically just goes. "Lol i atackz."

>>14657301
So...if you're not happy unless you're playing a cat, does that make you a pussy?

>>14657901

I'm sure it was great to get this off your chest but it's hardly a confession.

Dear other girl in my group,

I don't hate you, I swear! We've been decent friends for a few years now, and I enjoy your zany antics. BUT, that doesn't mean we're friends in the game. My character follows the rules, puts the mission above herself, and works towards the greater good. Your character is a selfish, insubordinate brat. You blew off training with an organization to train with a corrupted person. My character was trained to kill evil without quarter. The fact that you are human and vital to the mission are the only reasons she tolerates you. I swear, I'm only roleplaying, and I do enjoy hanging out with you. Please don't take it personally.

And we aren't just making fun of you when you do something stupid, the group makes fun of everyone for that. Your mistakes are just more frequent.

>>14657918
Or a scardy-cat?

Dear DM,

I'm Sorry, but i'm plotting to kill another PC. My character has a past full of violence, and the PC is racist, rude, and hateful to everyone else for being inferior to him and his superior upbringing. The fact his character hasnt really bothered to learn the other's names and instead give them insulting or one point nicknames makes it worse. I've already talked about it with some of the other players. Just need to bring it ICly up to their characters.

Also i'm sorry for 'bailing' out that last cave. The character is practically a mercenary and the other players weren't doing such a good job in convincing his to stick around with the threat of giant monster nearby.

Dear old friend;

Shut the fuck up.
When it's another player's turn and they describe their action, shut the fuck up.
When I'm describing an area, shut the fuck up.
When others are roleplaying, shut the fuck up.
When I'm asking someone a question, shut the fuck up.
When I'm trying to count, shut the fuck up.
When I quote a ruling, shut the fuck up.

I don't care how good of a RPer you are (and indeed you are good) it's grossly overshadowed by your near-sociopathic histrionics and outright verbal bullying.

Dear Group Members

My games would be a lot better if I ever planned things. But I never have the time, energy or desire to create constant in-depth plans, so I end up making a lot of my quests/encounters/etc. up on the spot. Even if I do have a loose frame of concept in mind beforehand, I inevitably make up all the details on the spot.

From what you've been telling me, though, I'm still doing an alright job.

Your DM.

>>14657951
>>14657918
Nah, I think he's feline fine.

Dear group members

I'm sorry I let a bunch of fine young dandies fly airplanes while they were drunk

I'm also sorry that two of them crashed into our airship, crippling it and setting it on fire, when it was already damaged and losing altitude

I'm also also sorry that I suggested the Druid cast the spell that inflicted the initial damage

>>14657301
Furries are only bad if they're only playing a furry to sex up their surroundings. If your just playing a cat because your fantasy tastes run more Redwall or Warriors than Lord of the Rings, your A-Ok

Dear everyone ITT,

Congratulations on being passive-aggressive faggots who can't address their problems directly and thus tell a bunch of people who aren't actually related to the issue. Sorry, this doesn't really belong in this thread because I'M ACTUALLY TELLING YOU THIS INSTEAD OF PUTTING IT SOMEWHERE IRRELEVANT

JUST FUCKING TALK TO THEM AND WORK THE PROBLEM OUT INSTEAD OF DICKING AROUND

JESUS

Dear group,
I'm sorry for apparently (?) being a cocktease, and leading you all on despite not actually being interested in 2/3 of you. If it's any consolation, I'm about to punch my boyfriend in the dick for being lazy, inattentive, and giving uncreative excuses for going and playing LoL and pretending I don't exist.

You all are lazy or pricks or both though and I hope I never am desperate enough to think any of the three of you will actually go through with your plans to run a game again.

Love,
The token female

>>14658000
Dear triples, I'm sorry you had to assosciate with such an unpleasant post.

Dear both of my groups,

I'm sorry for never finishing a campaign.

Group A, we just kind of got fucked up by lack of scheduling. If it hadn't been like 5 months and if google wave was still around, I'd totally pick it back up for you guys.

Group B, we only have a month or two left before I leave, so it'd be rushed as hell to actually finish. Also, that guy wouldn't stop min maxing, I was getting really annoyed that the couple would never tell me straight to my face when they couldn't make a session, and the time we chose was kind of terrible for all of us. I swear it had nothing to do with awesome player and I breaking up.

Personally I blame both instances on 6+ people wanting to play.

To the only group I don't DM for,

I'm sorry for stealing the spot light and monologuing. It's my fault for making Perseus and jumping at the chance to date the King in Yellow.

Dear That Guy,

Let me just start by saying I don't hate you. In fact, all of us think you're a nice guy. That said, you really really REALLY need to work on your characters you write.

I mean, you basically have two characters you play:
>elf prince
>drunk barbarian
Nothing wrong with the second one mind you but when that's the ONLY OTHER CHARACTER YOU PLAY it gets pretty grating. Oh, and as for describing how your character looks: it should take a sentence or two, not a damn paragraph.

That's not the worst part though. The worst part is when you DM. No, we don't care about your special snowflake hero with a mask. No, we don't want to watch special snowflake elf man fight the bad guy. THAT'S OUR FUCKING JOB.

Then there's the time I wrote up a character that focused on running fast... and somehow there was an NPC who ran FASTER than me. Wow, thanks for that, that makes me feel real useful.

>>14658000

Dear Jesus,

How have you been? Are things going ok? I only ask because you seem a little high strung, and you lashed out at us.

I mean, you do know that D&D isn't devil worship right? Some of us are christian even though we play D&D/roleplaying games.

Don't be like that man. I know your religions are going through some tough times, but that's no reason to lash out at us. I suggest chilling with your dad and talking over your problems with a beer.

Dear Fellowship,

I'm sorry about trying to steal the ring. All I can say is that it seemed like a good idea at the time.

>>14658004
When you are overwhelmingly lonely you tend to jump at the slimmest of hopes, if subconciously. I once found myself attracted to a random woman I conversed with at a party just because I haven't actually spoken to one for so damn long. I mentally slapped myself and told me I was being a moron, and that I didn't actually have feelings for her.

90%, your group failed to do the same.

Dear group members,
I have nothing to apologize for. I'm fuck awesome. The game runs smoothly and you're not all a bunch of twats. Death to Xenos, see you on Tuesday.

Sincerely
Your GM

To my gaming...

Ey guys, 5 months past since our first (and last) game of shadowrun. When we'll continue it? will we ever continue it? will we play anything beside FUCKING warhammer? if at least we were playing mordheim or necromunda, but nooo...

And if you want to play, play more than just one time every 5 months!

Well, I've never played one of these games, nor do I know much about them. But I don't think it should be a problem if it's played well and not fetishy

>>14657957
>ICly
>In-character-ly

Dear that guy.

I don't care who you think you are, what position you hold in the club, or what firearms you claim to have owned, YOU PLAY THE SAME CHARACTER EVERY GAME.

RIVER TAM.

D&D - RIVER TAM THE BARBARIAN
DARK HERESY - RIVER TAM THE SISTER OF BATTLE
AFMBE - JUST RIVER TAM, BUT NOW WITH ZOMBIES.

FUCK YOUUUUUUUU

Dear Group, I am sorry that I summoned the blue whale inside the tavern we were hanging out in, causing a TPK, but to be fair, giving the wizard moonshine wasn't a good idea in the first place.

Dear MuA group, you're bros.

But I feel very uncomfortable with your obsessive manly man attitude.

And I do not think it's funny that whenever a female character is a competent fighter, her prowess is allways credited to her having PMS. Pushing the only girl in the group untill she laughs at your misogyny isn't cool either.

>>MFW I don't have the spine to tell you STFU because I like you despite your douchebagery.
>>MWF when I'm a shitty whitknight...

>>14658081
addendum.

To the other That Guy.

You managed to create a juggalo cult in Exalted right under my nose, while not actually hiding anything from me.

good on ya mate.

>>14658031
I guess I had figured one of them had been effectively friendzoned for life, and the other's standards would have been too high to like me. Or maybe I thought they got out a little more. Oh well.

Also.
Dear D&D group,
I love you guys, but come on. You were all home for spring break. It's not like we don't all have facebook. One game would have been nice. Or an online session? Please? ;___;
Love,
The token failadin

>>14657968
>>14657951
>>14657918

Dear you guys.
Fuck you
Love OP.

>>14657996
Pretty much this. I'm accustomed to that style of fantasy, and am way more familiar with the personalities and styles of different species of animal than I am with whatever flavor of elf populates this game or that.

It still makes me a colossal furfag.

>>14658090
Oh, yes. That would totally be worth a TPK.

>>14658123
Butthurt furfag with no sense of humour detected. Here, have a caption.

Dear online group,

I don't actually enjoy playing female PCs. The problem about it though is that for some reason people expect it from me because of some unspoken gender balance, job balance rule. I've also been unable to play a class that I would have chosen because I seem to be the last one to hear we're starting a new game. Maybe I'm good at it since I don't make my girls sexual anything in mind. Maybe I'm good at it because I play a character that meshes with the team well. I just really want to play a big derpy-man group tank who uses a heavy, unwieldy weapon for once.

>>14658123
Feline fine guy here.
Was just going for the pun, honest.

>>14658013
...that reminds me of that pirate campaign over Google Wave...

>>14658153
Nah, it's cool. That was a lovingly said fuck you, the kind you might say to an old friend who cracked an eye-rollingly bad joke. Honestly, I'm used to the puns.

>>14658172
You sure you aren't lion?

>>14658172

And for a second I thought that was going to turn into a catfight.

>>14658183
>:3

To Our Ex-DM's Brother.

I'm actually sorry for being a dick to you when you first joined us. Turns out, after a bit of time to get adjusted, you're a pretty nice guy.

Dear Group:

Thanks for being awesome, because this thread makes me never want to play with anyone else, and you're all awesome roleplayers.

Sincerely,

Your Bard

>>14658191

>>14658191
>>14658188
>>14658183

>>14658240

Come on now, no need to be a bitch about it.

>>14658024
Dear Anon,

You know we have confessionals at church for a reason, right? You can't just tell other members of the community and expect me to be like "that's good enough". Plus, where in the bible did I advocate passive-aggressive behavior? If you were talking to my dad about it he'd just smite you with lightning for being a fucking pussy. Me, I'd just be like, work it out with them instead of telling a bunch of people who won't actually help to fix the problem. It's not healthy.

Jesus

>>14658262
Dear Jesus,

Didn't God like, mellow out, when he had his prophet-baby? He was definitely a lot less fire and brimstone the last time I read the new codex.

Sincerely yours,
Steve the Agnostic.

>>14658262

Ey Jesus, How is the old man?

>>14657301
Respect paw, Catbro.

Dear Group,

Sorry for not bringing snacks all the time. I also apologize for never showing up to games. Things pile on sometimes and I just don't feel like it. Please don't think I can't stand you all or something. Things are complicated.

I am a closet furry and I would totally play adorable squad support cat boy if I knew I could get away with it. But I'd play it totally bro. You'd see.

Thank God for chat rooms to vent out my frustration. Femmy Catslut singing out.

>>14658335
You just sound like a bad player, frankly.

>>14658325

Dear Steve the Agnostic,

It wasn't so much about the prophet-baby, but rather how the prophet-baby came about.

[spoiler]God just needed to get laid, 'tis all.[/spoiler]

Love,
Holy Mary

>>14658335
Come to my Shadowrun game or something.
Just be aware anything furrier than kemonomimi gets insta-nuked at the first opportunity.

Or just come to my room with a cat-ear headband on. That works too.

Dear Dwarf,

I like you as a person, I like you as a roleplayer, and I am sick of your bullshit. Mow a lawn if you have to, you lazy fucking manchild. The train is not that expensive.

Dear Group,

I'm sorry that I've grown disinterested in DMing DnD in favor of the other system I'm DMing. I just really, really like the new system and couldn't resist giving it a test run.

PS Fuck you, guy who hasn't finished his character in THREE WEEKS when everyone else had theirs done in one night, even the guy who just made one for fun and isn't even playing.

>>14658345
The point of this thread is admitting your failings as a player. Plenty of threads about how much someone in your group fucks up, but not enough about how you admit to fucking things up.

>>14658335
Respect paw. Would totally want a femmy catboy watching my back. But... be careful that your group knows what they're getting into when you play one, because you sound like you have the makings of that one furry player in you if this gets pent up any longer.

Dear group while-I-DM,

I'm getting pretty irritated with all of you. Seriously.

Chick who thinks she needs to do other stuff while gaming and always FUCKING QUITS EARLY, STOP THAT SHIT. I try to get your character into the campaign but you hardly ever pay attention. And for fuck's sake stop playing paladins/paladin expy's.

Girlfriend of THAT GUY, jesus christ wake up on time and get out of the fucking basement. We know you believe WoW to be your life's blood, but for fuck's sake get some sun. Now stop making fucking druids; you're a decent roleplayer unlike your manwhore.

THAT GUY, you are the worst of all. No, really, you are. You interrupt me constantly with your stupid 'hurr I fight errbody' chaotic randumb shit. Stop telling people we game on certain nights JUST because you're off that night without asking anyone else about theirs. And for fuck's sake, settle on a damn concept for your characters!

Bro, you're fine, you ACTUALLY roleplay.

-------------
Dear Group I run with (who are the same damn people),

While most of your shit is also unforgivable, I'm no better. DM-Bro, I apologize for always playing the monstrous characters.
I'm sorry about the spiky warforged Megaman that turned NE and broke off from the group because I hate them, in and out of character. For the lizardfolk characters, the derpy tiefling, the naga engineer, and my constant hogging of the spotlight, or attempts to do so, and my obnoxiously loud tone.
But most of all, I apologize for the dragon-dragon-dragon-thing cleric that died several times and came back as a new class every time, all with retardedly high strength, LOL SO RANDOM antics, vicious attempts at inserting his Mary-Sue backstory into roleplay, and his EATING OF NPCS.

I am so goddamned sorry. ;_;

Dear Group,

You guys are awesome. That last session? Did not see that coming. Well done. It's climax time, so let's get the internet surfing during games to a minimum. And this time, I promise I'll actually be prepared -before- we all sit down. ^.^

Dear Group,

First, my apologies. I always start campaigns, and we never finish because I get bored and a new idea comes to mind and I want to do that. I'm really working to make this latest 3.5 game a full campaign - and yes, we will return to my WoD game.

To That Guy: Stop telling me about books you read. I almost didn't read the last one, and now that I am, it's awesome - but not anything like how you described. Also, stop playing the same anti-social prick (whether it's a Fighter, Wizard, or Rogue). Your characters all have the same personality, and it's worsened when you DM. Stop DMing. 15-30 minutes isn't worth the time it took make a character.

Dear Group,

Thanks for speaking your mind whenever there is any missunderstandings, or someone is stepping on your toes, or you think someone is taking it too far. And thanks for being able to laugh about any disagreements over a few drinks. I would hate to be in a passive aggressive group as it seems most people ITT are.

Cheers.

>>14658714

To the Powergamer... Sometimes, you're a real bro, and sometimes you're just a jerk. Your roleplaying skills aren't quite as good as you think they are, though they're a cut above everyone else (sometimes even mine). You claim you don't powergame, but the evidence is there when you get 30s and 40s when anyone else can barely manage a 25. Maybe it's your way of having fun - but I don't like having to artificially scale things to compete with you and leave the others fighting for their lives.

When it comes to your campaigns, I'd really like it if you'd give me the same courtesies I give everyone when I DM (and speaking of, when the bloody hell am I going to get to play?). You could trust me when I have an outlandish character idea. I'm usually pretty good at not ruining other people's fun.

Also... you're either the luckiest bastard alive, or your dice have been altered. That's the only thing that can explain how many 20s you roll.

I wonder how many of these people are in the same groups.

>>14658727

To the Basement Dweller - I like you man, but you need to get your life on track and stop making excuses. I realize that it's hypocritical of me to say that, we're in similar situations, but someone has to goddamn say it. Also, try to put more thoughts into your character's personality and history. I have some books that would help with that.

To my Oldest Friend: I love you man. But... pay more attention to your kids. Would it kill you to put down the controller once and a while and just hang out with them? They're going to be grown soon, and you'll wonder where all the time went. Also, I'm proud of you. You're starting to move beyond making the same character with a lackluster name - and yes, we will play that Mage game.

>>14658742

To the New Guy - stay enthusiastic. You've been getting a lot better with your characters, though you might want to make some slightly less outlandish race choices. Just saying.

To My Former Friend: No one likes your games. No one likes hanging out with you these days. You treat your girlfriend like crap, and you're a giant man-child. The problem is that everyone else is too polite to say so. Yes, I was a massive douche when I blew up on you - but that's on me. You still deserved it.

I'm honestly glad I don't have to game or associate with you any longer. What happened to you man?

Dear friend #1. Sorry for being the douchy waac guy. I can't make soft or fluffy lists because I can't take 40k seriously. I'm also sorry for passively mocking your painting, I can't do much better.

Dear friend #2. Sorry for taking advantage of your passiveness and occasional self-deprecation, especially when we're drinking. Sometimes it's hard to tell if someone is hurt. You're younger than me but you're doing a lot better at life than I am.

I'm not sorry for you being a redhead, though.

>>14658335
>>14657301
<3

Dear one-time player.

Please, come back to our game. I am sorry that our THAT GUY chased you off. Everyone else thought you were pretty nice and thought you were fun to play with. Also, I liked having someone actually good looking at the table, but that's me being selfish about it.

>>14658761

Dear Group,
I'm sorry that I cannot integrate the DH combat into our play-sessions well enough. GMing for the first time is hard, and it's a fine line between "too hard" and "too easy" when it comes to combat in this system. Further, due to hosting online, your surroundings, and, by extension, your cover (one of the more important aspects in such a system) is virtually nonexistent, without me shoving it up thine arses.
It does bother me, though, that you guys are taking this more episodically than I'd like. I mean, Jesus, your boss was horribly murdered and you all have seemed to forgotten about the guy in prison who knows about it. Or for that matter, you all have seemed to have forgotten about your boss, in general. Odd, considering that that was one of the major issues that one of you had. I doubt that just getting a PC girlfriend would fix that.
For that matter, some of you just plain forget about your assets and disadvantages unless I bring them up, and those are supposed to be core parts of your personality! Get it together, people!
And utilizing rules to cover up some of flaws is okay, but making it so that instead of being struck with fear from a fear test, you just run headlong into combat is a little weird feeling for me. Just saying.
Anyway, thanks for putting up with me, and thanks for believing that the innocent group is the root of all evil, and not the other, more suspicious one.

Dear group,

Why do we never start when the DM tells us to? Am I the only guy that comes to actually play D&D? No, I don't want to play Left 4 Dead on your Xbox, and no, I don't want to play a round of Warhammer before we start. I come every Saturday to play D&D.

Pic related to my confession.

Dear Group,

Everyone is pretty fucking awesome.

Sorry if I don't know what the fuck I am doing half the time (or all the time).

And thanks for letting me join and shit.

DM- You're a cool guy

I don't know where to begin- You're cool and all, but every time I try and make a descision you are there to alter it or influence me, so yeah, stop.

Guy who is never there anymore- You need to fucking come more, jesus fuck.

Thats it.

Sincerely,
This guy

>>14657301

OP is not a real person

>>14659091

>>14659141
You may need professional help to validate your existence by this point. And even if you are an illusion, fear not.

>>14659089
>Guy who is never there anymore- You need to fucking come more, jesus fuck.
>implying I didn't leave permanently

Dear Group,

Sorry for making an auto lose battle, I wanted it to be hard and it kinda went over my head, 9 defense in a PL 8 game is kind of a bad idea if you don't make a trade off or don't try being co-operative with each other.

Dear group

Sorry for RPing badly. I try very hard to act with the concept for a character but often I just fall back into some military stratedgist calculating away on how to make the map burn.

I try playing support characters, that just enabled me. I played combat characters, I carried more gadgets than weapons. I'm trying stupid but impulsive characters, now it's just the same except I make sure to shout a stupid quip in character from time to time.

I'm sorry I suggest spotters and flashpoints and guerilla tactics to people whose best idea in three months was to punch the mystic swirling vortex. I can't help it.

>>14659091
Then who was post?

Dear Group,

Sorry for being The Minmaxer of the group.

Sorry for trying to tell you how to design your characters. Actually no, I'm not sorry for that. Sorry for not trying to be more subtle about it since the abominations you made nearly died in the first combat with some goblins, and you really could have afforded to listen to it.

And also, I could have used less cracks about being such a horrible minmaxer too. My character at least came with a background hook! And I made us all LEGO characters to represent our dudes on the battlegrid. Hell, I even made a "Cheat Sheet" for the newbies to follow in-combat, and made portraits for people's character sheets.

Actually wait, what the hell am I apologizing for? Your characters were all so horrid, from the team-killing asshole thief to "The Amazing Ted," an Elf Ranger who claimed to have escaped from a Sanitarium, to the scimitar-and-grapple Goliath fighter that couldn't kill anything and never marked a target.

I made a Dragonborn Barbarian/Sorc, yes. But you guys broke the campaign after like five sessions, the same thing that happened to our last campaign.

Why am I apologizing again? Oh right, because apparently being a minmaxer was bad.

>>14658365
That's sweet. I would totally do it if I had the time and knew enough about Shadowrun (everything I know I learned from the SNES game).

>>14658447
Thanks. I don't think that will be a problem. I'd rather empty magazines into hostile alien life forms and look cute doing it than muck the game with fabulous.

>>14659091
Real OP needs to work on better false personalities. This one's just grating. Sticks out too much.

Dear group,

To the wallflower - would it kill you to be a little more involved? We barely know anything about you besides a propensity to blast the enemies and a crush on Miss Spotlight.

To Miss Spotlight - I really can't be too angry at you - you roleplay well, the dice are good to you, I have fun playing with you, but dammit, the dice are TOO good to you sometimes. You've ended 4 of the last 5 major fights through sheer luck, usually immediately after I fail a save or critically miss an attack or two. I guess I shouldn't bitch, but being part of the entourage isn't as fun as being part of the team. I can't say any of it's your fault, though. Or anyone's. I'm just bitching.

To the brick - you're actually a lot of fun to play with, not too overpowered, and down for helping me screw around with the rest of the group in funny ways - like trying to get the other two in the group married without them noticing.

To the DM - this is, so far, my third favorite campaign I've ever played, and it's starting to overtake #2, and #1 isn't far past that. Seriously, the settings are fun, the idea of the game is great, even the DMPCs are excellent. I kinda wish we had a slightly more challenging fight from time to time, but not higher CRs, just more tactical fights, or slightly more minmaxed enemies. I dunno what that last baddie was we fought, but that was a big improvement - we're gonna have to carry out the DMPC and everyone's badly hurt/sick/looking for a rest after the big fight.

Anyway. That's my group. I love 'em.

>>14659382
Surprised that /tg/ has a bunch of closet furfags confessing? You shouldn't be.

>>14659456
Well yeah, the closet was only introduced a year or two ago.

>>14659383
You missed the point of the thread entirely.

>>14659521
So far, the point has been to reveal the hidden catboys in /tg/

Good work, fellow Battle-Sister! The Immolators should be here shortly.

>>14658335
I would totally love to have "adorable squad support cat boy" in my party. Just saying.

I mean - catgirls ARE hot. And catboys... well, catboys are fine too.

dear /tg/
every time you use the term "bro", you take one step closer to becoming /v/. please curtail use of this terrible term.

Coming soon to a chair near you.

>>14657363
Nah. He's still awful. It doesnt matter if everyone else is awful because that is no excuse for being That Guy and awful yourself.

>>14659576

Now with pumpkins.

>>14659576
May I please join in the purge? I am ever so eager to cleanse this thread of heresy!

>>14659620
Grimdark: That's not a pumpkin. That's a real head.

>>14659597
What if the "adorable squad support cat boy" was actually more accurately described as a "hairy smelly neckbeard man"

>>14659631
That's triple heresy! (And that's terrible.)

OP started out ok, but like all furrys, could not control himself and derailed his own thread with furry trolling.Typical furfag attention whore, no wonder your group is full of dickhheads, nobody else would tolerate you.
Report this faggot for posting furry outside of /b/, please.

>>14659639

My god! Who killed the Headless Horseman?

Dear group,

I am truly sorry that I am unable to be the bard you want me to be. Deep down, I made him so I could be a philandering gay pervert.

You don't let me use the hat to disguise myself as I like. I know your all paranoid I'm thinking about sucking your dicks, but that's not it. I just want to steal shit.

>>14659691
'twas the Horseless Headman.

This thread is now under the jurisdiction of the Ordo Hereticus. All posters are hereby to turn themselves in for purity checks and interrogation.

>>14659687
I can't help it. This thread was going nice until the 40K fags came in.

>>14659735
What do we do with furries, boys and girls?

a)Burn them.
b)Burn them.
cBurn them.
d)Live with them in peace and loving harmony.
e)Burn them ALL!

Dear Group,
I know we're slow sometimes, and I don't pay enough attention. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry when I hog the spotlight. I know I do, but generally it's just me trying to get the ball rolling.
To our GM: You're a bro.

>>14659687
>there are some things that aren't okay in a confession thread, like being a furry.

>>14659753
>>14659706
>>14659658
>>14659691
>>14659639
>>14659631
>>14659576
Congratulations, you have ruined a good thread.

>>14659888
Horray!

>Implying that furryshit is good
>Implying OP started a good thread

Have a picture on me.

>>14659888
Welcome to /40k/

Dear Group,

I apologize for, unnecessarily, giving my girlfriend, yes, a DM's Girlfriend, a cinematic entrance into our shitty little campaign. I am sorry for embarrassing myself and you in our new campaign, once she was gone, by completely loosing my cool when you negotiated the hostage situation in the Goblin's armory.
Also, I apologize to Mike, Bard. That time you found a wet spot on the couch and thought you spilled your drink? DM's Girlfriend and I were...hanging out before you guys came over.
I'm so sorry. Forgive me and let's play Pathfinder?

Hey look, an interesting thread!

Oh no, there's a furry! Let's flood the thread with 40k like we do on /b/ and /v/, if we ruin it for everyone the furry go away!

>>14657301

Expect this reaction from gaming groups that aren't a significant percentage of furries themselves, OP. They will always, always think of you as someone who secretly goes YIFF YIFF YIFF and faps to catboy yaoi mangas.

A cat is NOT fine, too.

>>14659979
The trick with non-furry groups is to not be a furfag (i.e. making yiff yiff yiff in game). I laugh with their jokes about me, make some self-depreciating comments whenever necessary, and generally have a good time, like any other player.

The true secret is to not take things so seriously. And I was confessing that despite how good I try to be, I still will always want to at least have the guilty pleasure of playing the race I want to play, and I feel bad for making my friends put up with it.

>>14659945

Good grief, DM.

Neither is ruining a good thread because of a completely unrelated beef with the OP. Now get over the fact that he dumped you already.

Back on topic: Dear /tg/, I'd like to apologize for feeding the troll.

>>14659979

On the other side of that, it also means they're giving all the REAL furverts, the ones who squick anything with two brain cells, an excuse to have their martyr complex and "fursecution" shit.

Can't win for losing, and /tg/'s collective reaction shows it.

Dear Online Crew,
You bitch and moan about months of not doing anything and how we should really put something together so I ask around and you're all interested. And when we start doing the scheduled games?

Only the freaky emo chick that I specifically DIDN'T invite (she's a wildcard in the pack, I wasn't ready to introduce her until I could better predict/repair her entry) shows up. Only the psycho. That would be grounds for me just doing a back-and-forth with her, but no, you then have the balls to say "why don't we ever play?"

Fuck you.

I said this in person, I said it via webchat, I'll say it again; you want to play? Run the fucking thing yourselves, I'm tired of this bullshit. I have other things in my life, other PEOPLE, shit even other GAMES!, and the last thing I need a bunch of whiny shitheads with no drive or commitment.

Fuck. All. Of. You.

Sincerely,
Frazzled DM (see you Saturday for the live session, we start the new story!)

Dear group member who constantly makes the same character over and over and made it female this time
stop fucking hoarding supplies and guns

dear meek player who made a fat programmer I wish you'd had a reason to stay with the group ingame and out so I didn't have to have you get shot

dear most annoying group member why the fuck would you ever think that level of paranoia as a trait along with that ebonics shit work together seriously I had to fudge numbers so you didn't die in your second game

dear last player I like you the most don't tell the others

Dear Players,

First of all, Barbarian guy, I know charging into danger is you're entire character, but you need to understand that recklessness also involves danger and you can't keep throwing little shitfits every time you get killed because of it.

Healer guy, quit complaining, seriously. You min-maxed your guy for max heals, quit grumbling every time someone takes damage, I know you can heal the entire party from 0 to full in one turn, I've seen you do it. Quit acting like it's the end of the world when you actually have to heal someone.

Sorceress, stop taking forever to choose your spell, you've had the entire round since you last acted to think about what to do. Quit wasting everyone's time.

Bard, please stop trying to haggle with every single thing you run into. Your +ten million diplomacy skill doesn't instantly make everyone like you, not in my game.

>>14660060

Also, OP? Find a good LARP (tough in the US, not so tough overseas.). They're generally the gaming groups most comfortable with furries, simply because most of them realize "Fuck, they're just another costume race as far as we're concerned."

Play an anthro catman to your heart's desire, have fun, go home, laugh at rest of gaming group.

And play a dwarf just to fuck with their heads.

Dear Player,

Get your lazy ass down here. We gather for the game every week and half the time you don't show up, call to cancel, or answer your phone, so we all just end up getting drunk while we wait for you instead. Get your shit together or the five of us are starting something different.

-Your DM

>weasel hacker in our Shadowrun game
Wait... wow.
Somehow, I thought I was the only one who would do something like that. Then again, one is rarely alone. But really?
A weasel, and a hacker on that? Well, I thought it was a swell idea, but I didn't think others would go for that approach.

Dear DM.

Four players per game. Five is pushing it.
Fourteen(!!!) players, of which eight-ten show up regularly, is simply too much. This would be fine, but only one or two players know the plot and refuse to share it with the rest of the party. And we can't simply demand the info from them, because they are our superiors. Oh, and one of the superiors is your girlfriend. I'm done here.

From, Disgruntled Player who is also unnecessary as the superiors all do my role better and also just about every other role better.

Dear chaps,

I'm sorry that I suck as a GM, but at least you know, and I wish for all constructive critique so that I can be better!

>>14660223
got any more pics like that?

>>14660223
dat larp

>>14660223
Personally, I doubt most people care that much so long as it doesn't become a source for emo persecution nonsense or a sexual fetish played broadly across the game.

I personally love monster races because they seem like they'd be so laid back and happy doing the whole adventuring thing.

If someone wants to play a sword-and-board Kilrathi in one of my games, so long as it's not disruptive I don't see any reason it has to be a problem.

There's a big difference between Catboi Yiffquest and Mr. Toad's Dungeon Crawl in my head.

>pic related, Mr. Toad just got his shit stolen by Kobolds and the party is going to dump his worthless Bard/noble ass in the next town.

Seeing as the other drawthread seems to have failed me, I submit my request to you, good sir.

I'd like a bright-scaled lizardfolk in somewhat goofy clothing, who is practically covered in sheathed knives, swords, and daggers. He has a physical build similar to the reference picture, and he should be juggling at least three sharp objects.

He's a former circus performer who has turned his sword juggling and acrobatic skills to a life of ADVENTURE! I'm going to play him as a fighter/bard who uses juggling as a bardic performance and throws his blades to attack.

Dear group (my two younger brothers)
I can't DM(Pathfinder) by the rules for shit, so we're basically playing Legos and Army Men with d20es and other dice.

And we're having shitloads of cuhraaayzee fun.

Love ya guys.
>ofw playing

>>14660223
That's photoshop, not larp. It's got a fuzzy edge at the sides and they wouldn't have fake fur glued onto their face.

>>14660505
I think it's both. Painted up, and then fucked with in photoshop a bit.

Dear Players,

I'm sorry that I roll 1s so often that you no longer fear combat. I'm sorry that my horrible luck has taken the edge off of fighting with mythical beasts. And I'm sorry about that bit where one of you got raped by a fat chick, but I still think it was funny.

>>14660531

You are correct, sir! Original is facepaint, then shooped a bit. But, my LARPing folder has a decent supply of cat photos, so...

>>14660603

...I can find a few decent ones. Running around in facepaint can be a pain in the ass, from personal experience at keeping a good "face" on. Prosethics + paint works better, like the prior pic.

>>14660634

>>14660685
huh, that one actually looks good.

>>14660685

>>14660719

>>14660744

Dear Players,
I have a confession to make. You know when I say I need time to prep for the game? I'm lying. I'm not prepping a damn thing. I'm using that time to kick back and relax from you guys bugging me to run all the damn time. Truth be told I just have a general outline for the game (which I've had drawn up for goddamn ever now) and pretty much for everything else I just wing it. If inspiration strikes I'll find a way to fit it in, but otherwise I'm just improvising and making it seem like I have this huge intricate plan. I don't. I've been lying.

And I suppose as long as we're doing the confession thing - hey THAT GUY, your wife is bangin', you're pretty shitshow, and she deserves better than you.

>>14660753

Just a few examples. Heck, I think feline humanoids are the most common "anthro" race in LARPing, followed by lizardmen. Not that you don't see a few others.

Dear Group Members,

I'm sorry I can't make it to five gaming sessions a week. I know you all want to play every day, but I have sports, and other friends, and family, and the various things I volunteer for. And work. I really do enjoy hanging out with you, but the two evenings a week I do spend with you guys are already stretching me pretty thin. We play four different campaigns at once anyway... why can't we play each on a set night? That way, I could consistently make one or two of them, and not be a burden on the DM in the others.

Also, I'd really like to run a CoC game this summer, but your insistence on using Shadowrun rules instead of the Chaosium ones has made me change my mind. We are grossly overpowered in every game we play, because you've all memorized the rulebooks and optimized the hell out of your builds, and it's never even a challenge, something you all complain about constantly. I just want to make things fun for you! Give me a chance!

Sphenisciformes (actual name withheld), you may not be the most talented, creative, or fast-paced DM out there, but we love you for how much you were willing to respect our characters' backstories and form a plot based on them.

We love how you collaborated with us to hammer out setting details, so that we could play in a customized version of (setting withheld) that we were all comfortable with and found awesome.

We love how you joined in on how we talked about things like Madoka and a certain Japanese shooting game, and played along when we borrowed concepts from those things.

We love how you listened to our suggestions on how to build tactically interesting combats, what monsters to use, what monsters not to use, how to build your own balanced monsters, and all of the whys for the previous.

Most of all, what we love about you the most is how you are so resolute despite all of our setbacks (oh my god, there so many setbacks) and scheduling problems, unwilling to give up the game.

We hope you recover from your clinical depression soon, so that we can get back to playing our game and have fun together. DM skill can be improved, but we could never have the same kind of comfortable camaraderie and group chemistry with a DM other than you. If you have problems with your image of the campaign, know that we don't have any issues with it, and that we can help you rebuild your image of it, as well as your image of yourself as our Dungeon Master.

We wish for the best for you and hope that you recovers soon. Depression is a heart-tearing state of mind that few deserve to be overwhelmed by.

Dear Group Members

I am sorry for trying to subtly insert fetish material into some of our campaigns. I know you all said you were fine with it, and two of you actually found it entertaining, but I realize that it makes it look really immature when other people catch some of our game. I'm sorry.

>>14657301
soooo
does anyone here have the new ironclaw scan

>>14657301
also i am locking for after the bomb 2ed
have been for quite some time

>>14660761
Dear players,
What he said. Except the THAT GUY part.

Dear Dreamspeaker and Son of Ether;

I'm sorry I had the NWO impound your sweet-ass jeep. I know you had long term plans to trick it out into some kind of godly urban combat machine but, well, it was fucking stupid of you to park two doors down from the construct you were crashing.

Seriously, half a block farther and you would have been fine.

Up yours (with love);
The ST

Dear Group Members.

I am not sorry for puncturing that bag of holding with a miniature arrow of portable hole. This was for science, and sometimes you just have got to bang a few rocks together until a tear in the fabric of reality sucks you into the astral plane. Now, you MAY be floating aimlessly until my cohorts can find a wizard to bring you guys back, but look! You guys get to fight CR 23 angels every waking moment of your currently immortal lives. That's a lot of EXP and when I punch those numbers into my calculator it gives me a happy face.

Dear group, I am sorry for shouting 'This is bullshit' at something as trivial as to the 'Party Leader' deciding on which stairs to descend even if the Party out voted you by a landslide. While the party is a pretty good I am finding no enjoyment in this game, the setting is shitty as hell and the party leader is pretty much the worst role player I've encountered.
I'd personally would have a 'That guy' person who could at least communicated then a quiet, meek, snd unresponsive person who at most cases would fail to be an actual leader. Lead. Also fuck the campaign for pinning her as the leader due to her class.

Personally I cannot wait for this campaign to just end.

>>14660223
Larp? Hell yeah I larp. NERO alliance Seattle, when I can, though none of my fellow players save Ranger know I do it. I'm the only Sarr playing that doesn't have a huge anger problem - reasoned that as being "domesticated" when he joined a human militia.

Dear group, I can't run a game with statues. Roleplay goddamnit, at least show that you are somewhat interested in it.

Now personally, I would like to play a furry, but if the other disagree, then I'll change it and not make a huge fuss.

Frankly, it's only a matter of time until furries are considered "norm" in our society.

Dear Group,

Thank you for being such good first time gamers. You're all crazy-creative, but that's not really much of a surprise. I've been wanting to find out what kind of group non-gaming theater people would make, and it has not disappointed.

I'm sorry that I'm not better at GMing, or more organized. Please understand that I'm working on it.

I'm also sorry if you're disappointed the campaign is a little more Buffy than X-Files.

Dear evil game members:

I'm sorry for coming up with plans that require the group to split up so often, but the truth is, stealth is a priority and between the person who thinks she's an alien, the neutral guy who just wants to feed everything he sees and the person who would steal everything that wasn't nailed down if I hadn't threatened her with disfigurement if I caught her doing it, we are not goddamn stealthy at all. I didn't bitch when we had two sessions of my sitting out due to there only being five people in the Iron Chef thing, don't bitch at me when I try to do things that work.

PS: If the only solution you can come up with to a problem is 'murder someone', you don't get to make plans.

Dear Group Members,

Guys?
GUYS?
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
ANYONE THERE?

Sincerely, The GM

>>14661637

*brofist* LARP-cat poster here, playing another NERO-split (we did it before you guys did), so we've got a separate cat-race. Heck, I just started one, a lot of those pics were to give me ideas for costume and kit.

>>14661637

And yeah, not-Gorbe ignorant. It's kinda funny though.

Sarr didn't exist when we split off from NERO, so our felinoid race is a different animal (if you'll excuse the pun) than theirs was.

LAIRE catfolk are a lot more civil (if not always civilized) than Sarr. Anger issues are kinda rare unless you're a necromancer or undead.

>>14657880
>I have no problem with your playing female characters. I understand having to explore portions of yourself is a side function of the games. I'm just wishing that there was an appreciable difference between the characters. Every single one speaks in stilted monosyllables, refuses to take any kind of risk, and uses lethal force upon being threatened.
...this is just what I do

Dear Group

You guys are pretty awesome, but every game I play makes it more abundantly clear that you guys are a powderkeg of undirected hatred looking for an excuse to lynch people. Orcs, Aliens, Communists, it's never mattered to you as long as it was someone else, and that happens to creep me out.

Now don't get me wrong, the games have been fun, but we're getting a new kid next week as you're well aware, and I'd rather that his first experience with the game not be Arksie and Jimbo waterboarding priestesses while Lena plays the fiddle, (yes, I heard about that.)

So take it easy for a fucking session, kill some orcs who actually deserve it, roleplay a bit, save the crazy for once the kid feels like part of the team. Alright? You ever seen Casualties of War? Do that, not the rape thing I mean, but wait until the kid is too far in to leave easily if he gets spooked, THEN throw a bunch of piglets into the drina and call it a day.

I shouldn't have to explain this. I think you'll be fine. Just don't fucking fuck it up, you fucking fuck ups.

>>14664183
This thread is deserving of a suptg archival.

>>14663378
That girl's facepaint looks exactly like mine...
In any case, I can still remember the incident where I was first playing, and encountered a group of other players, and one stated he knew about the name thing and asked if I preferred "Gorbe" or "Sarr". Now, I hadn't read too much about the Sarr at this point, so I had no idea that their real name was Gorbe, so I flatly stated.

"...I prefer my name, thank you very much."

Dude was sort of caught flat-footed, and apologized. And that's how I met the party I would end up traveling the most with.

Dear PCs,

Thank you to those two of you who invest yourself in my game and my world, and thank you for not only taking the time to listen to my fluff but for making your character react and change because of it.

To those two of you who don't really adore my plot, thank you for having the decency to politely listen, and even though you don't much heed the world I create around your characters, thank you for not interfering when the other two want to explore solely for the purpose of learning more about the world I've provided. I hope you know I try really hard to make the combat exciting and varied so that you have something to enjoy in the game as well.

You guys make it rewarding to play a DM, and you never end a game without telling me how much fun you've had. It makes me feel like a great DM, even though I know I'm only mediocre. You guys are great. Thanks.

To all my players; past, present, and future:

Sorry for being a socially ignorant jerkwith no clue how to actually communicate to other people. I do try and I do want to get better at it. Thanks for putting up with the bullshit.

Dear New Group,

I'm scared shitless to DM for you guys. Not because you guys are assholes, it's just that I've never DMed in my life, and you guys actually write some of the lore/adventures for the main game we are playing. Why you want a newbie to Shadowrun like me to play is beyond me. But you know what? I'm going to give it my all. My other group seems to like my haphazard games I throw together, and I'm pretty good at improv, so I promise I'll give it my all. I know you guys are sick of DMing in your group, so I'll give it a shot. I just hope you'll all be a little lenient to me when I fuck up the rules for the first time,

Sincearly,
Your Future GM

Dear GM,

I'm sorry for being a dick to you about your girlfriend. She doesn't know any better. If you want her to be your waifu by letting her build up her own damn army of vampires, that's on you. Just don't expect me to play in that game.

Dear gaming group,

I'm sorry that I'm not a better DM. I'm sure if I was more familiar with the source material, you guys would be having a lot more fun. This is my first experience DMing, and I'm kind of new to running shit.

So I'm sorry that I can't do any better, and I appreciate some of the players more experienced with this system helping me along. I hope each of you continues to have the enthusiasm you've currently displayed for the game, because I don't intend to give up until we're getting this right and having fun.

>>14664815
Need some help? Wanna give details?

Dear team leader,

I'm sorry you died. I had know way of knowing that guy was going to explode on death. I'm sorry it lobbed you unconscious at the feet of that minotaur. I'm sorry I failed miserably at my sleep attack roll and I'm sorry it then casually stomped your skull in.

But most of all, I'm sorry I burst into laughter like a mad man. I, and even my character, didn't know what else to do.

Dear players of nWoD.

I'm sorry I don't just take the time to copy/paste the mechanics from [Noun]: the [Verb]'s core, so that you never have to go through the godawful books ever again.

I'm so sorry that it took twenty years of business and a For Dummies contract for us to produce a usable fatsplat.

I could say that it's not my fault, but it totally is.

PS:We're going down the drain and VTM 20th is just an attempt to sucker in fags for the shitty MMO.

>We're going down the drain and VTM 20th is just an attempt to sucker in fags for the shitty MMO.

>mfw this thread

>>14665017
We know.

Dear group,

Sorry for playing the bard all the time. In all honesty, though, you guys don't understand how to play them.

Sincerely,
Tha/tg/irl

Dear Players:

I'm sorry my plot doesn't make much sense, but to be fair you've been shooting first and asking questions later, from the wrong people.

Wizard: You wanted me to run this rather than do it yourself. I am more than willing to fudge the rules if I think itwill make a scene more enjoyable. I'm allowed to do that. Stop whining when the party succeeds at something. If you need an explanation, blame all the things that have agreed to help the party. Especially now that you're not even playing.

Warlock: I have no idea what you will do any given session. Fortunately for me, this is exactly as planned. Thanks for being my unwitting wildcard.

Fighter: You have an uncanny ability to piss off the people whose favor you're trying to curry. That's a lie, I just like taking you down a peg. Sorry the casters are outshining you in combat, but you keep running away when they run out of spells, even though you could normally finish the enemy of the next round with a full attack.

Rogue: I'm sorry I suck at introducing you into the plot so late into the campagin. I'm sorry if your first two sessions had very little for you to do. Please come back. I'll try harder.

Dice: Why do you hate me? You're ot loaded, because other people can use you just fine, but you always give me bad rolls. I'm forced to ignore you most of the time to stop the creatures with regeneration and damage resistance dying in a single round.

>>14665390

Also, Artificer: Your add regarding your character's motivations is making it hard to give you compelling encounters, since I can never tell which carrot I need to wave over your nose to get you to do something.

To the Group in general:
I hope you stay on long enough for me to at least bring the plot to the climax. if you keep acting as you do, you have the priviledge of causing an apocalypse.

Dear group... I am truly sorry for playing a Dwarven Thief 50% of the time and a Dwarf Cleric the other 50%. I just don't find Elves or Halflings interesting and I AM a Human so I don't really like playing one. I'm sorry for being a dorfaboo.

Dear Group,

I'm sorry for not being very good at XP accounting *and* a shameless min-maxer at the same time. I have a stressful real life job doing data entry that I hate, so I always become a little lazy and it shows. I'm not actually trying to be crooked and cheat a bit of XP out of the ST, even if I talk about all the cool stuff I want to get for my character to make our party even more kickass.

I realize this is bound to cause trouble, for the exact reason that our ST is a rage-filled neurotic mess who despite being an amazing guy who can make up loads of shit and churn out a cohesive story, tends to attack his players. I'm sorry that *I* have to be the guy that sets him off, because I actually like him too when he isn't being a dick. I actually like everyone in our party, from the liberal arts grad student who always plays overcompetent lesbians, to the totally bro regular joe who makes girls who make explosions happen, to that one person who manages to make creepy and fanservice *work* in every character and the one girl in the player group who plays a butch chick who punches the walls down. And everyone else, if I've forgotten you.

I promise I'll get better at working the numbers out in the future, keep XP logs and make sure my sheets are always in order. I'll also avoid annoying the ST, because I know you guys don't like it when he freaks.

Dear Group

Things have been really rocky in the past, like REALLY fucking rocky. However everyone is getting better and things are starting to move on. Really, my only complaint is YOU FUCKERS NEED TO COOPERATE! Stop stepping on each others damn toes and stop yelling at each other to get stuff done. I mean, goddamn, you're like the 5 Stooges or something. Also, quit bitching out of game about each others characters and do it in fucking game so shit can get done. Seriously, I really didn't want to have to start stepping in but you guys are forcing my fucking hand here.

>>14664556

There's a few kind of our Sarr-equivalent as far as culture goes- the caste-based Nasharapura homeland types, the city-born who settled with other races, and the wild-born who ended up nomadic barbarians.

One line for the city-born was "Some Kaletani live with the hill dwarves and serve as healers and magical support..."...and dwarven mages in our game can barely generate enough mana to cast more than two-three good spells on a "full tank".

Cue Michi, the walking mana battery who kept his adoptive daddy the dwarven healer casting by having more mana at 5th level than most people do at 15th...

>>14666955

I -almost- went with something like this for costume. Then I saw this picture. Brrr.

dear opponents i always change the face on one of my die whenever we play. i just flick the die, but it does not change the fact that i cheat. I hope you can forgive me because even before i told you i have only done it 3 times in the last 5 games, as opposed to once each dice pool. im trying to cut it out entirely but please be patient with me

>>14657693
>Murder Hobos

This should just be what we call PC's, it's a more accurate term.

Dear group.

Fuck you all for prioritizing my games last.
I do a shitload of work every week to make the game happen and it really rustles my jimmies when one of you tits cancels because you wanted to get high and play DOOM instead.

Also, for fuck's sake, every one of you makes the same damn character every time.

Dear fellow gamers, I am sorry.

I am sorry I get pissed when I catch one of you fuckers cheating, have PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF, and you lie through your teeth anyway. And I can't call you out on it because it'd wreck the fun of a few 100 fellow players, cause you help run the game.

I'm sorry for when I grit my teeth and can't say a word about how my PC got ganked, cause it'd be cheating too. After all, it was just you and me there. I'm doubly sorry when I accidentally let even a bit of it slip in conversation because people keep asking me about it in a dozen sideways ways.

I'm sorry for when I metagamed and didn't rage-attack the NPC you set up as the King, because I knew the NPC OOG was going to plot-armor out of it easier than Amuro Ray vs. a one-armed Zaku. Even though IG he was a dark-paladin loving, mass murdering sonofabitch.

And for the OP, more cats.

Dear group,

Let me go into specifics.

Dear married couple: For the lady, please stop bitching about everything. Yes, some things suck. But please, just... just stop. I can only hear you bitch so many times before I quit caring. For the man, realize you don't know everything about every system ever. Please. For both... stop hooking up in game, even when it makes no sense.

Dear Airsoft Player, yes you know alot about most given things, but you're still annoying on occasion. You're getting better as a DM, though, and I've told you that sometimes you piss me off to your face. Sorry for making your game not happen three weeks in a row, though.

Dear newest guy, you're kinda creepy sometimes. Stop trying to force yourself to fit in. Be yourself. Looking forward to your SWSE game, I hope you'll be a good DM. Don't be afraid to ask for advice.

Dear airsoft guy's roommate, you're a cool guy, and I like that you're allways willing to play a healer type. Keep on truckin'.

Dear other group, I'll get to y'all later.

Dear group,

Forgive me. Forgive me for always playing human characters. Whatever the game, I'm always human. I don't know what it is, I guess I just like building things around base stats, or I'm just obsessed with race that has the most potential to do whatever they way. Dwarfs are always raging tiny drunkards who hate elves, are obsessed with metal and stone, and are always convinced they're performing better than anyone, even when they are terrible. Elves are always gay treehuggers, and lack the balls to do anything of significance with other races that don't live long enough to be meaningful. Halflings are like drunker dwarfs that care about food instead of stone or metal, and are always convinced they're being sneakier, or more skillful than everyone ever. Half-orcs are always RAGE RAGE ANGRY DUM DUM, and have to be forceful, because whenever a "civilized" halforc is encountered, players are like...lol, wtf, it's like an ape that can talk, hurr durr... Half elves are like emo brats in either human or elf society.

BUT I'm always a human, even if every one of them is primarily different in what they do and believe. So, PLEASE forgive me, oh playing group, for being your woeful Humani-fag

>>14667497

I've got more...

Dear group:

I love you so much, but please, please, please change. I will now address individually:

Married woman, please stop complaining whenever a game goes against you. Oh, you killed an important NPC in a superadvanced technological world (Star Wars)...and you're pissed they are taking action? Because you "should" get away with it? At level 4? So you're entitled to the world sidestepping all reality so you can feel more important than your completely insignificant character actually is? Too bad. The world is the world, and you're not escaping it, you can't run from the Empire forever (only for about the next 20 some odd years until Ewoks overthrow it)

Married man, stop trying to build powercharacters in systems you don't understand, and be angry when said character isn't...powerful. In fact, stop playing power characters at all, it gets tiring. And stop being your wife's (see above paragraph) sextoy in every game. If you are in real life, w/e, but she doesn't need an interactive teddybear in every game, you damn dirty Ewok.

Freshman, stop trying to know everything, because you don't, and it's exceedingly annoying when I'm running a game and someone asks me about a rule, and you're like "blah blah blah", when I was about to say how I modified it to make the game (usually) more fun for everyone. You're new, and you're turning into a rules lawyer. STOP IT. It's bad.

Roommate, I have conquered you. A year ago, you vowed to never get into roleplaying, but now you are in many games, and aren't bad at it at all. Now if I can just get you to stop being a Tea Party asshole, I will have succeeded in my life's calling. Oh, and lay off the weed, it makes you whine like a bitch.

...

>>14667644
con't

...

Dear That Guy, just stop. You always ask about games, and wonder why you're never informed when one starts. It's because none of us want you to join our games. Yes, it's personal. You're that guy. Stop calling me.

Former roommate who was evicted from apartment, stop playing druids, you're bad at it.

Roommate from last year, if you always want to play a monster race, do so. Good for you. But stop acting like you're better because you're playing a monster. And don't try to force those of us who are perfectly happy with humanity to be monster races in your game. I won't play if you become a race nazi.

...I may think of more...

>>14667387
this IS airsoft player...

STOP NOT SHOWING UP TO GAMES!

>>14667661

I had an excuse all three times!

Also I won't be able to show tonight, I have a test in the morning. Every morning. For the rest of forever. ETERNALLY.

>>14667670
DAMNIT! you are NOT roommate from last year in:

>>14667653

Dear Groups

I'm sorry I concoct batshit insane plans and drag you along for the ride. I'm sorry that I generally end up playing the "party leader" role every time because I have to to do said plan.

I'm sorry about the huge number of vehicles I armored and tricked out into a rigger's wet dream

I'm sorry for rendering various boss fights pointless with PC planning

I'm sorry for building that giant megastructure that's taking over the supers game.

I know that this gets kind of annoying now and then. I can't help it. I like working towards some sort of grandiose masterplan

Dear Everyone I Know Who Likes RPGs:

You're all fucked. Every single one of you is either That Guy or so stupid I don't want to ever play with you again. Those of you who are That Guy are way worse, because stupid people can learn and you assholes can't seem to help but fuck everything up all the time.

Fuck you, there's a reason why when you ask me when the D&D game is back on, I say "I'll let you know." It's because the second hell freezes over, there are better players than you I refuse to play with because they're That Guy that I'll be calling before I call you.

Dear DM, I'm sorry I kept bugging you, and I hope that your finals go well. Having said that, please, PLEASE can you tell us in advance the IRC campaign isn't running this week? What with work, studying and timezones I've only got time to play on weekends and leaving that slot open to play with only to find out the game's not running just that moment is kind of a let down.

Other players: Other sorcerer, cleric, brofist. Or.. girl-brofist. Or.. well, you know how I feel about you two. Creepy barbarian, well, try not to fuck up.

I miss our bard.

>>14667706
>blatant That Guy spotlight whore

Dear Paladin,

When the bar you're going to is filled with intelligent undead, that does NOT mean that you get to kill them out of 'dedication to the Raven Queen'. Maybe I don't understand her entirely, but there are LAWS to worry about. Don't just fly off the handle because something's been given second life.

Here's a hint: When the party BARBARIAN has to fireman carry you out of the bar, a red flag should be going up.

If a law is unjust according to you, you don't just get to break it and say "but I is paladin. I do no wrong." If you MUST kill all these undead, then make a petition to change the laws. I PUT YOU IN CONTACT WITH THE MAGISTRATE FOR GOODNESS SAKE. You could have just TALKED to him.

You broke the law. THAT IS WHY YOU WERE IN PRISON.

And NO, apologizing beforehand does NOT make it better.

If it had stopped there, I would have just dealt with it. The Bard was going to talk to the Magistrate and they were going to make sure the sentence was light.

But when the Prosecutor for your trial calls up a female undead witness to the stand, some consider it faux pas to USE LAY ON HANDS ON THE WITNESS IN AN ATTEMPT TO KILL HER AND PROVE THE PROSECUTOR'S POINT.

This is why you are now on death row and the party has to get find a way to get you out in time. STOP WHINING.

Sincerely,

Your DM

dear everyone in my DH and RT groups (mostly the same, but a few are different, and some aren't in either),

Prime, please get the fuck over yourself. When people don't agree with you, don't act like they just called you a nazi whore. You have a persecution complex two miles wide. I may like you as a friend, but jeez, chill already. Frankly I think you should see a psychologist and check if you're bipolar, because you reallllly remind me of someone I knew who was.

DM: You are great at describing the environs and giving a sense of atmosphere. What you are *not* good at it giving us any clues as to what we're supposed to do whatsoever (seriously, waugh).

Guy who constantly joins games then quits them two sessions in: Commit to things already, JEEEEEZ.

Guy who I used to like but has turned into a trolling libertarian moron as of late: Holy shit I give up, when you started acting misogynistic and racist was the final straw.

Another guy who got kicked out of a game that I'm joining before I joined: Nobody likes you, we all think you're actually 13 or something. You're a little, unfunny, obnoxious creep. Go away forever.

Four people, one of whom is the aforementioned DM:

hugs. Seriously.

sincerely,
a person

Dear GM,

Please, do not give me awesome powers only to make everyone and their mother tell me I can't use them at all, then go as far as to make your DMPC mind-control my character if I attempted to do it anyawy.

Also, do not tell me my character wouldn't prefer death over being mind-controlled. It would. In case you forgot, he worships a god of freedom.

Lastly, please do not pull shit out of your ass every time I come up with a way to break free from the control. Just give me a good reason why I can'd do it instead of making "coincidences" like said DMPC hearing about me trying to rebel from someone happen.

I'd really appreciate it.

Sincirely,
Your Player.

Dear group,

Thanks for the most awesome times of my life.

>>14667772
Ah paladins. I think people who don't normaly paladin should paladin because they would be better at it.

Dear Group,

Please stop derping off and forcing everyone to wait half an hour for you to show up. Disappearing after the third or fourth session is not cool either.

Dear DM,

Don't derp off either, and if you want to terminate the campaign, at least say something instead of leaving everyone hanging.

Dear Group,

DM let's start with you, you are a good guy, but when you DM I hate you beyond what I thought was possible. You rail road us to the point we're all getting bored, and then you throw in encounters we can only really survive by min maxing to high heaven when I know a good half of our party would rather build something fun. Then there's the fact you punish us for going off the rails and trying to do something fun... this is probably best left there.

James, yes I'm using your name as I know you well enough to know you won't think it's you. You just run in head first every time, you'd think by now you'd have learnt by now. It really makes it so much harder for the rest of the group when we're a man down most of the time due to your choice of actions.

Green Dinosaur, you're awesome but please stop rule lawyering some times rules are best ignored for fun.

Guy who represents his character with a mario figure, not every encounter needs you to hit something, it occasionally needs time for us to think. Also stop panicking take your time and think things out.

Old DM, we get it you're more experience than us but stop making up stuff you've done in your life. I know at least I don't believe half of it and honestly I think with everyone else it's starting to get the same way.

That was therapeutic.

Dear sole remaining player,

Thank you for trying, and helping me build, my first simple homebrew system. It has turned out to be very flexible, and you seem to enjoy it, even though you're rolling a lot more dice than in D&D. Your dwarven earth mage character is a very well thought-out design, and the flavor you put into his stats is fun to watch you roleplay.

However, I do not appreciate you demanding that I go study for my test when I'd already told you that I would before I went to bed. Now I have to wait until, not tonight, but tomorrow for you to be available because you live in another state and have a gamers' guild meeting today.

You have left me bored. I will not let this go unpunished. I have created a list of Monster Hunter creatures that you will be facing. I hope your dwarf's mobile pyramid-sedan can take it. The graboid was only the beginning.

You were warned,
Normally Lenient Phone DM

Dear group.

I'm terribly sorry for spending hours on making a great game, getting you all hyped up, having you invest in your characters, and then get you blue-balled forever for never continuing the games. It ALWAYS happens.

I'm sort of a dick.

>Wizard always plays the neutral asshole character who translates petty squabbles in and out of character to a mis-aimed AoE spell that hits the player and the enemy, saying "It's in character, you tried to steal the loot last room, so I don't have your preservation in mind."

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>14668354
Fuck, man, are you me?!

Dear Group,

Why the crap haven't we played for well over 6 months? You make me sad. I miss DH.

Dear group.

I'm sorry for pulling stats out of my ass instead of properly rolling up the stats for NPCs.

And I'm sorry for always bringing back the bond-villain troll as BBEG.

Dear DM,

I'm sorry for always rolling the same character in all your games. I know it bores your well thought-out scenarios and that you only keep inviting me because you like me as a person, but the truth is I can't help but create that tall, strong and confident woman because it's my deepest wish to be like that in reality.

>"That Guy"
>HERESY!
>General Butthurttery

>This entire thread

>>14668629
No, Skwisgaar, you are the dildos.

>>14668629
>>14668693

No, Skwisgaar, you USE the dildos.

Dear group,

Holy shit we haven't played a real game in like five years we gotta get our shit together and play something.

Dear /tg/
Thank you for writing all these letters. Most of them are fake and all of them are passive-aggressive fan fiction written by children. However, it amuses me to know that some utter piece of shit is willing to lie on the internet about mundane things like this just for something to do.

Never change until your parents die and don't leave you the house, leaving you homeless.

Your buddy,
Guy who hates everyone on /tg/ because you are the lowest common denominator of every shitpile of rejects at every card shop in the country

Dear Group

First, I apologize. I know the campaign started off well, but 19 hours of class caught up with me. If it helps, I was really enjoying it too.

HOWEVER

To all of you: If you wanted to play a game with consequences where your choices drive the plot and not the other way. THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO MAKE CHOICES. It should not take 3 fucking hours to get a group gathered, find someone with a job, and get to work on that. Fuck. I mean I would love it if you were roleplaying, but stating "I'm gonna drink in the tavern" isn't roleplay. Would it kill one of you to take some fucking leadership?

To Roomate #1: You're generally awesome. You obviously put work into your character. It shows and her personality brings life to the campaign. Also, taking control of the goblin tribe and claiming a small village was awesome.

To Roomate #2: Put down the phone and fucking play man. Your character had so much potential to be awesome. He's a fucking dwarf, bard, bagpipe player. Find some things to do in combat besides "I play music"

>>14668938
To Nerd Girl: Me dating someone besides you is no reason to pout. Yes, you're a good friend, but more often than not your "I'm latina and that makes me x" personality is really fucking annoying. Also you have a slight mustache and that terrifys me. Also, the rules are not that hard. Spend more than 10 minutes looking at the book and drop the "This game is too complex" attitude. Go try to make a character in F.A.T.A.L. then you can complain.

To Bro Dude: You're an awesome pal and a good class mate, but damn are you an AWFUL roleplayer. Quit rolling for your actions and make some decisions for your self. "I roll to be smart enough to put out the fire" was funny once. Key word ONCE.

To the Powergamer: Fuck you. Yes I'm so proud of you for googling power builds and then copying them incessantly with each new character. Your creations are lifeless and boring. Next time, your character is getting cancer.

>>14668852
Dear Anon,

There is such a thing as "grandparents" and "uncles and aunts".

Sincerely,
Your friends at FamilySearch.org

>>14668852
Dear anon that saw fit to ironically respond to this thread in the format fitting it,

There are plenty of things that go unsaid in polite society. Gaming just happens to be a pool of particularly sensitive and easily-brused egos. I happen to have a DM who is awful, but our group of friends find it nearly impossible to approach him. His attitude regarding the death of his, brother, mother, and soon his father, has pushed him off the emotional edge to the point of nonexpression. That is an extreme example and you can believe it if you want. The point stands that some things never get said even if you're beta, alpha, gamma, or wtf ever. Sometimes, people feel better just knowing that someone, somewhere knows what they are dealing with. It's therapeutic. Challenging the validity of any/every post in 4chan doesn't make you awesome or jaded either.

Yours always,
fa/tg/uy that takes shit too seriously

PS here's a dog since there's too many cats in this thread.

OP here again, I just stopped by to redeem Wizard a little, because I feel bad for him. He is quite possibly the only guy I have ever seen play an evil character well. Seriously.

Wizard, you reading this? It's me, the furry monk. Your lawful evil psion in our Dark Sun game was amazing! You are a magnificent bastard, and can use a simple facial expression to tell us that whatever good deed you just did was all selfish and part of a grand master plan.

Hell, just look! I was playing lawful good, and you pretty much got me locked as an honor-bound bodyguard by the time you helped save my race. Remember the irl hug I gave you, and the way you did a "just as planned" smile over my shoulder to the rest of the party?

Wizard, you're a bro. Just, don't play chaotic neutral ever again. Lawful you is awesome you.


Oh, and old DM, thanks for making us all feel included. I loved your sidequests and whatnot. Kinda felt embarrassed when you threw the twin fox chicks at me as a reward for saving them (I know you were trying to accommodate me, but you sort of made me seem like "that guy" for the session). Thank you for letting me fade to black - I wish warlord faded to black instead of roleplay awkward giantess sex.

Warlord - you are a good roleplayer, but why did you name your character "Rectalus"? It was hard to take you seriously, even though you did an amazing job with in character diplomacy.

Short and concise one here.

Dear party barbarian,

Trying to murder the party just because one of them nicked you with a non-damaging spell that netted us an easy victory for an otherwise difficult battle doesn't really live up to the "Good" part of your Chaotic Good status.

Also, quit making me waste half my heal spells after the first battle.

Love,
A bespectacled cleric

And here, have an otter, /tg/.

FURRY! FURRY!

>>14657880
>>14657778
Possibly related?