>>14934781
consume it, and in turn gain it's power.

Subtract nothing!

have sex with it

Attempt to fight it and discover whether or not it is my equal.

X+1

Become Roman
Be equal to 10

Become X+1.

Disregard numerals. Acquire integers.

obviously its the Wizard of Yendor

I shit my pants

>>14934797
This. Teach those barbaric arabic numerals a lesson.

I define myself as a set containing null set and then include 1 in myself, thereby becoming 2.

I zetaslow.

Divide by yourself.

We must become a quadratic equation soon.

Obviously he hails from the Kingdom of Xor. Perhaps he can help us in our quest for definition in seeking out equality.

Leap upon him.

Then we will become X over 1.
Which of course is the same as X being alone.

And then of course we will be as if we were only X and he will be no more.

>>14934844

>>14934786
In an attempt to nom on the 1, you end up scuffling with it and kill it and gain its power

Because of your aggressive means of acquiring strength, you have now gained one level in subtraction, and are equal to -1!

Level: 1
Class: Subtraction
Health=5
Strength=1
Defense=-1
Speed=0

Abilities:
Slash

You are now alone in the blank area. Wat do

>>14934844
NEW TRIP TIEM

Hey I can deffine a version of x.

x = [-b+-SQRT(b^2-4ac)]/2a

s for search

Find the nearest commutative ring.

>>14934873
attempt to square ourselves to become positive

Take absolute value of our selves.

Square root myself and create an imaginary friend.

>>14934894
You find a 1-dimensional horizontal line parallel to you. As it is 1-dimensional, I can not accurately portray it to you, but like, you can see it, and it's really, really thin. You think it's a wall

>>14935042
I substract... I mean slash one dimension off this wall.

It would seem that the wall was holding back a shit load of g's.

There are now a shitload of g's. They do not seem hostile right now.

throw a log at them, then give in to sin

>>14936243

Herd them together into a singularity. Give birth to g^31.

>>14936371

How silly of me, I meant 31g.

Obviously, g stands for 'gram,' we must order them together neatly into a single mass.

multiply them all, use as weapon

>>14936382
31g has now joined the party!
Party: {-1,31g]
31g:
Level: 31
Class: Multiplication
Health: 67
Attack: 15
Defense: -10
Speed: 3

You are approached by a y and z! They look extremely hostile, and you have no idea what abilities they have

Form an equation!

Subtract the fuck out of them

>>14936870
multipy with 31g to become -31g which should raise our attack
subtract z and y from existance

Forcefully combine with y and z to become -1(x,y,z,) Become a plane!!

>>14936948
We are a subtraction class. I agree with subtracting the fuck out of them.

>>14936948
You charge towards the z, and begin slashing at him!
Meanwhile, the y inches forwards towards 31g. Also, forgot to mention,

31g-
Abilities:
Clone
Teleport
Charm
Shuriken

For information on abilities, just ask

>>14937113
teleport 31g and charm y

No guys, this is a trap.

Sit under the z so that it becomes -z

>>14937220
yes, envelope z on top so we can be z/-1

>>14937150
Where shall he teleport to?

>>14937430
behind z

31g kinda fucks up his teleportation, and he completely fails at charming y, who is still advancing towards him! z bashes you, and you take 1 damage!
-1's Health: 4

There's only one thing to do:
Find an italian restaraunt, it's time to break out the bistromathics.

>>14939255

Square root ourselves, becoming two imaginary numbers which will hopefully be impervious to z's attacks.

>>14939255

Have 31g shuriken z

>>14940274

http://www.earthstar.co.uk/bistro.htm

tell 31g to divide z by 0.

31g throws a shuriken and then BAM z dies. He disappears, and the shuriken is left lying on the ground. The party gains 300 EXP! y moves closer to 31g.

EXP: 300