(Sorry about the lateness of the threads. I'm actually on the road right now.)

Rules: Warriors of the North uses 2d12 as a system.

If you want to influence the story, you must link back to the action as told by the storyteller with a suggestion of an action.

The first die is used to decide which action will be used to further the story. The first four rolls that are linked back to the most current piece of the story will be the rolls that will be considered.

The second die is used to determine the effectiveness of your action.

Double nines are the equivalent of rolling two natural twenties in a d20 system and higher than rolling a double twelve, as nines are the number of the patron god of this thread. However, only double nines carry this rule. If only the first or second die are nines, then it is treated numerically.

You may attempt to reroll previous actions by linking back to the action and rolling 1d12. The most current reroll will take the precedence of the first die while replacing the second die with the number rolled. Rerolls will be considered until the fourth action roll is completed. Any rerolls after the fourth are null and void.

In the case of two or more rolls having the same value of the first die, the storyteller assigns the actions values on an appropriately numbered die and rolls to see which happens.

ALWAYS LINK BACK TO THE STORY OR THE ACTION YOU WANT TO REROLL. A lot of people forget to take the 2d12 out of their email field, and more than a few rolls just exclaiming or commenting on the story have been taken as a serious roll in the past.

Have fun!

Past sagas of Wargol Umhang
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15425268/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15429450/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15435000/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15437414/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15439224/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15445375/

rolled 12, 6 = 18

>>15497988

Fuuuuuu... these things are getting later. At least I caught it.

Assuming that this is the action, inspect the spawn to see if it's doing anything awesome after eating the shaman.

>>15498108

rolled 9, 3 = 12

>>15498108
Starting off hardcore, huh? Guess I'll test my luck.

>>15497988
See if the bray shaman is still alive. Sacrifice him if he still is.

rolled 2, 10 = 12

>>15497988

Skin the bray shaman! Make a staff out of his spine and skull!

rolled 9, 8 = 17

>>15498157

That's actually pretty good.

Do this AND >>15498108

>>15497988

rolled 10 = 10

>>15498108
If this is within the first 4 responses, support roll.

>>15498108

The bray shaman twitches and stares at you from his prone position, the sage spawn constricting him like a daemonic python. You can visibly see that the magic is flowing from the gor to the spawn, but as far as other effects, you can't be sure still. At least you can be sure that the creature is stopping any magic from the beastman wizard. Tauresius watches on with mild amusement at the sight, enjoying his first clandestine Tzeentchian assassination and betrayal.

"My, this is exhilarating..." he grins, squatting and poking one gigantic finger at the shaman's body.

What next? (2d12 with action. First four rolls considered)

rolled 4, 12 = 16

>>15498296
Sacrifice the shaman to Tzeentch and keep his skull. Add it to the skull we already have. We can start a collection.

rolled 2, 5 = 7

>>15498296

Still alive? Kill it already and make a cool-ass staff!

>>15498346

SKULLS FOR HIS THRONE!

rolled 9, 9 = 18

>>15498346

That sounds daaaangerously Khornate, brother.

>>15498381

DAAAAAAAMMMNIIIIIITTTTT

>>15498381
I fucking hate you...how hard is it to clean your fucking fields before you post people?! Stop clogging the thread

rolled 1, 6 = 7

>>15498381

HELL. YES.

Rolling to use the bray shaman's skull as the top of our wizardly stave, once we get once.

rolled 11, 7 = 18

>>15498296

>>15498157
I do this. Sacrifice the shaman by slitting his throat, then with Tauresias' help, make a staff of his skull/spine

rolled 4, 7 = 11

I actually like the roll to sacrifice right now. But if not, I want to re inspect the sage spawn

>>15498296

>>15498455

As weak as the kul shaman is, slitting his throat for the Changer of Ways is not unlike the sacrificial goats that your former village did to appease the gods in stead of proper sacrifices of men. You tell Tauresias that this is a small mercy, and that the pain of betrayal is the only pleasure that one that follows the Raven God for a scheme such as the one that has just unfolded. The minotchar nods, eagerly drinking in what was once so beyond his nature.

Then you smile as the bray shaman's life is finally snuffed out. You tell Tauresias that there are no final mercies for a corpse, though, and gleefully the both of you eviscerate the body and bones.

Aaaah, fresh and red, but so full of spiteful power... a good skull. What now? (2d12 with action. First four rolls considered)

rolled 6, 1 = 7

>>15498520
Test the skull for magical powers. Attempt to summon better weapons and armor for our warband.

rolled 4, 1 = 5

>>15498520

Well, maybe I can get this roll in now. Check the sage spawn to see if it's doing anything cool.

rolled 12, 3 = 15

>>15498547

Rerolling on this.

rolled 4 = 4

>>15498547
Motherfucker, rerolling. Quiet night tonight, not many people posting.

rolled 11, 5 = 16

>>15498520
Fashion the skull into an appropriate charm or emblem to Tzeentch. See if it holds any decent use

rolled 11 = 11

>>15498637
Reroll

rolled 11 = 11

>>15498637
Better idea, rerollan

rolled 3, 3 = 6

>>15498520
Add the thing to our collection.

Soon we shall enpower them and further increase our focus.

>>15498666
>>15498661

Tzeentch wills it.

rolled 8, 7 = 15

>>15498520
Go back as if nothing happened. Plan for the next assault.

>>15498637

The irony is sweet, and you wish to savor more of the flavor. Tauresias watches in anticipation, delighting in the proper worship and actions of a more experienced cultist. You lick your taloned hand, drawing a drop of blood from your tongue and tracing the wet claw over your human hand with the symbol of your patron.

The claw begins to glow blue, with no discomfort for you, and you carve with ease the Raven God's symbol within the wheel on the forehead of the shaman's still wet skull.

The eyes glow a deep blue and two little licks of azure flame begin to flicker within, shooting back and forth frantically in panic.

Seems as if the shaman still has ties to this mortal realm. Tauresius has been proven a liar as well, you chuckle with the minotchar as the remnants of the bray shaman's spirit lingers in your new artefact.

Delicous... what now? (2d12 with action. First four rolls considered)

rolled 10, 6 = 16

>>15498776
(OP, stop starting later and later, some of us Britfags, you know?)

Next morning go downstairs and brandish your skull, tell them you found it, flaming eyes and all, at the feet of the spawn. Tell them surely the Raven God has proclaimed you the only and rightful leader.

rolled 3 = 3

>>15498796
Rerolling for effectiveness.

rolled 11 = 11

>>15498796
One last reroll.

>>15498796

It's temporary. I'll be back on a regular schedule before the weekend.

rolled 8, 9 = 17

>>15498776
Hmm, cautiously go to the herdstone, making sure that noone is already there. Use the skull to try to claim it for Tzeentch. This might be the tie that binds the bray shaman to this world.

rolled 12, 8 = 20

>>15498776
Banish the spirit from the skull and offer the spirit to Tzeentch.
Solidify your leadership with the shaman now gone.

rolled 8, 5 = 13

>>15498776

Damnit, we're gonna inspect that sage spawn eventually! AND MAYBE EVEN NOW!?

rolled 1 = 1

>>15498829
Rerolling for my friend here.

rolled 8 = 8

>>15498835
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY ROLL?
>>15498829
re-rolling for effectiveness

>>15498829

As much as you delight in the ghostfire within the red skull, you know that such a fickle spirit would not be the best of foci. You already have on in the embodiment of the minion, and you know you only have patience for one.

You place your lips next to the unblinking socket and gently blow out one flame like a candle. The other eye flickers wildly, trying in vain to escape, but you just flash it a crooked smile a snuff it out as well.

Such cold cruelty. What now?(2d12 with action. First four rolls considered)

rolled 11, 2 = 13

>>15498855
Next morning go downstairs and brandish your skull, tell them you found it, flaming eyes and all, at the feet of the spawn. Tell them surely the Raven God has proclaimed you the only and rightful leader.

>>15498842
>>15498835
>>15498855

Remember guys. Rerolls are closed after the fourth post. Just a friendly reminder.

rolled 3 = 3

>>15498868
Dear God, rerolling.

rolled 7 = 7

>>15498868
Rerolling

rolled 7 = 7

>>15498868
Rerolling effectiveness. It is unlikely anyone will roll better.

rolled 7, 7 = 14

>>15498855
To the herdstone! What has the insolent shaman been up to all this while?
Don't forget to put away the spawns.

rolled 8, 9 = 17

>>15498868

Rolling for the same thing, except do it right now since it's already the morning and I don't want to RP a full 24 hours before doing it.>>15498855

rolled 8, 2 = 10

>>15498855
I do hope the skull is still magical to an extent.

rolled 5, 3 = 8

>>15498855
Mount it on a staff. Not because we need one, but for the looks. After all, anyone that sees us will assume our staff, not our slave, is the foci.
Then tell everyone you found it and it was a sign from Tzee'neth.

rolled 7, 2 = 9

>>15498855
Rerolling for this

>>15498868

As much as you wish to go out into the world and shake the skull in the faces of the beastman herd, you doubt they have the brain power to appreciate the favor you have just done for them. Perhaps waiting a bit before the reveal will be more fortuitous. You doubt these creatures have the memory to still accuse you in the following day, either way. For now, you watch with satisfaction as the spawn gnaw and feast on the meat of the former shaman...

What now? (2d12 with action. First four rolls considered)

rolled 7 = 7

>>15498941
Fuuuck, rerolling for this. Not that it matters, with the shitty roll
>>15498815

rolled 11, 9 = 20

>>15498949
Cautiously approach the herdstone. Who knows what tricks the bray shaman has been plotting it here. Claim the stone for Tzeentch

rolled 11, 5 = 16

>>15498949
I said it already. Mount it on a staff to throw off any enemies. They'll think it's the foci.

rolled 6, 3 = 9

>>15498959
YES.

rolled 7, 8 = 15

>>15498949
We should go visit the herdstone to see what that damn Shamn has been doing.

rolled 10 = 10

>>15498962
Dammit, rerolling just in case.

Son of a bitch I catch this right when I'm getting ready to go to bed.

You really need to start these a bit earlier, maybe 9 or 10 board time (EST).

>>15499009

It's only due to my schedule this week. It'll be normal again by the weekend.

Also need one more roll.

rolled 7, 3 = 10

>>15498949
Bring it to the herdstone, claim for Tzeentch.

>>15499020

That's good news.

Hope nothing too awesome (or retarded. Or possibly retardedly awesome) happens while I'm gone.

rolled 1 = 1

>>15498962
>>15498959

Odds 59
Evens 62

>>15499055

Yessssssss

>>15499055
YESSSSS
Decoy staff can wait until we have more immediate enemies

>>15498959

You feel the grime start to settle on your hands. Wiping the blood on the sage spawn, you nod at Tauresius to finish cleaning up and, for now, concealing the death. The minotchar snorts, nodding at the unfortunate task, only accepting it due to the task requiring some power of subversion...

Now that loose end is tied, you think of what else there needs to be seen to. You remember that the bray shaman had visited the forest many times during his escape from your focus. A month free to plot, even for a creature as straightforward as the kul, is something of a danger.

You exit the old watchtower, and you aren't surprised to see the slave waiting, leaning against the wall outside for you. In the month you've had her, her eerily lingering presence has become something you've accepted.

Knowing Tauresius will deal with the herd while you are away, you head for the forest...

... at the herdstone, not much has changed from the past. Still, the mark is emblazoned upon the surface of the stone, already gathering moss.

For now, you cannot see anything the matter with the herdstone. What now? (2d12 with action. First four rolls considered)

rolled 6, 6 = 12

>>15499114
Reach out with the winds of sorcery, feel for anything that is wrong or smelling of other gods.

rolled 1, 4 = 5

>>15499114

Summon the raven. haven't seen that guy in a long time.

rolled 1, 8 = 9

>>15499114
Cast a scrying spell to divine the nature of the stone and the surrounding area.

rolled 7, 6 = 13

>>15499114
Ask our slave if she sees anything amiss, and tell her to search. If she finds something we can give her a name or something... or ask her what it was before and use that. Whatever.

>>15499183
Nuh uh. No way is she keeping her old name. Give her that kind of individuality? Are you insane?
At the most, we can find out her true name to gain complete power over her, then name her (DIFFERENTLY) as we wish.

>>15499196
He said a name, not her old name.

>>15499183

You do not have to turn your head to know that the slave is standing behind you, three paces away as you study the herdstone intently.

You ask your slave if she has heard anything from the ungors that so recently she had been training in futility. What gossip has she heard from those idiots?

For a moment, you hear the rustle of wind and you wonder if your senses are playing tricks on you, but eventually you hear her speak.

"No... as you say, they are idiots, and only idiotic matters tumble from their lips..."

How vague. (2d12 with action. First four rolls considered)

>>15499204
>ask her what it was before and use that
No fucking way in the fucking Wastes is that happening.

rolled 12, 11 = 23

>>15499216
You know, we REALLY need to get some human chaos marauders or something.
But for now, touch it with magic. See what is wrong.

rolled 1, 6 = 7

>>15499216
Rerolling for this post
>>15499144
We must find a way to twist the herdstone to tchar's will.

>>15499243
I thank thee, Tchar, for thy infinite magnanimousness.

rolled 10, 11 = 21

>>15499216

Suuuuuummmoooon the raaaaaveeeeen.

rolled 6, 10 = 16

>>15499216
Try 12x harder to summon the raven

>>15499243
>>15499252
>>15499258 (Feeling magnanimous)

The inaction for the past month has started to curdle your blood. A full waxing and waning of Morrslieb has made you start to feel like a sordid Nurgling, and the morning's assassination has made you hunger for more intellectually stirring activities.

You place your hand on the mark of Tzeentch and whisper his name, and the symbol glows, burning bright blue fire and scorching away the lichen growing between the cracks.

"Pestigors..." A familiar voice caws from the top of the stone.

You feel a certain emotion welling up in you. Mostly nausea.

The raven smiles even wider as you look up at him.

Well... what now? (2d12 with action. First four rolls considered)

rolled 10, 7 = 17

>>15499289
Raven, teach me the winds of magic, so that I might subvert the pestigors, as your champion did for Tauresias!

rolled 4, 5 = 9

>>15499313
Pestigors are pretty thoroughly given over to Nurgle. Converting them might be quite a bit harder than it was with Tauresius, who was only slightly nurglese.

Worth a shot, I suppose, though.

rolled 11, 11 = 22

>>15499289
ask the raven to impart knowledge of the Winds to us

rolled 9, 9 = 18

>>15499343
>So many glorious 11s tonight
>Magical

Support

rolled 3, 2 = 5

Thread been archived yet?

>>15499356
>>15499343
TZEENTCH.....WILLLLS.....IIIIIIIIT

Should link back yo
>>15499289
my bad

rolled 7, 1 = 8

>>15499343
>>15499356
truly, tzeentech blesses us with this knowledge personally!

>>15499372
*should link back TO. damnit cant type. I clicked the wrong link on accident. Mercy?

rolled 10, 1 = 11

>>15499289
ask the raven if he wants the pestigors destroyed, or for Tzeentch

>>15499343
>>15499356

"The winds, the winds! Do you need to dry your laundering so badly, champion?" the raven mocks, fluttering down and alighting on the slave's shoulder.

You start to lose your patience and you sternly request for more accurate means of reading and manipulating the winds of magic.

"I thought you needed wind, not a book, champion..." the raven laughs, hoping from the shoulder to the slave's hand, which for some reason the elf had already outstretched in anticipation.

You strain and ask again, more politely. You suffer the raven for as long as you have to.

"My, you really mean it, don't you?" he cocks his head to the side, grinning wryly, and you nod emphathically.

"Very well..." the raven nods. He jumps on to the slave's head and pecks at the sigil, and instantly the slave begins to shiver, blue tendrils starting to appear on her skin. Eight glowing paths seem to appear under her skin, and runes start to glow softly before fading back into her skin.

"Haha! There! A book, and she can do your laundry as well as fly a kite! Happy reading, chaaaaampion!" The raven caws again, flying off.

The slave looks at you with her hardened gaze, and you stare back.

Stranger and stranger... what now? (2d12 with action. First four rolls considered)

>>15499356
THANK YOU BASED TZEENTCH

rolled 9, 8 = 17

>>15499478
Examine the paths, try to decipher what they signify. If you can figure it out, touch one of them

rolled 2, 11 = 13

>>15499478

Well well, let's see what we can read of this book.

rolled 1, 4 = 5

>>15499478
Well, first hot dickings then hot readings since it's slave time.

rolled 4, 4 = 8

>>15499478
Ask her how she feels, if know can recite any knowledge for you.

>>15499506

The slave nods at your request, and she seems to know more about her new bindings than she lets on. She turns her heel, and then kneels on the ground. Gingerly, she pulls up her tunic, then shows you her back. An eight-pointed wheel glows faintly as you approach, and you can see clearly how each is connected.

More study is required, but you have a way of channeling the winds now. (2d12 with action. First four rolls considered)

rolled 10, 3 = 13

>>15499557
Touch the center of the star and try view all of the local settlements, see which will be the easiest to absorb or conqouer.

rolled 9 = 9

>>15499586
Rerollin'

rolled 7, 2 = 9

>>15499557
Inspect all of her body for possible markings, then sexings.

rolled 1, 7 = 8

>>15499557
she's kneeling, so time for hot dickings. It's getting late, so we need fade to black anyways

rolled 4, 7 = 11

>>15499557
Inspect the rest of her.

rolled 1, 12 = 13

>>15499557
She will tell all or be punished - again. Ask her if she wishes the pleasantries from the crystal tent a few days ago to be repeated. Insinuate that this can be arranged if she does not tell.
>Little does she know we'll do it anyways

>>15499593
>>15499586

The symbols glow, and the winds seem to shift. You marvel, astonished as the wheel turns like a compass. The uppermost point bears the symbol of the shadows, while the symbol of death magic and heavens seem to be close by as well. Scrying, you see a fair number of settlements and villages. Perhaps the time of battle is near...

(Guessing that'll be it for tonight. See you all next time.)

I dislike how this awesome quest is going to slowly devolve into a Slaaneshi circlejerk while we laugh at the consequences, I mean, c'mon really? We are above the base desires of rutting beasts, or do you wish us to be on the same level as the Beastmen?

>>15499657
That wont happen hopefully. Certainly not as long as the "rape the slave" suggestions are rolling so poorly.

rolled 3, 5 = 8

>>15499657
She's a gift given to us by the raven god, we are entitled to the fruits of our success.

Sexings next time, get on it!

>>15499657

Don't worry about it. When I get back home from travelling, it'll be much more focused. So far there's only been one instance of sex in this quest for Umhang, and it won't be the focus of it either.

Anyway, see you guys later.

>>15499652
Thanks OP, love it. Can't wait to get back to normal times.

>>15499657
I've been trying to turn this away from rape and more towards collecting the skulls of our enemies.

Soon we shall a collection of talking heads.

>>15499668

It'll happen bro, it'll happen and then that will cause more faggots to show up and make MORE fap-themed rolls and that will increase their success rate, and then we'll slowly fall to the taint of Slaanesh and get our soul ripped from us by Tzeentch for failing it.

Anybody gonna archive this?

>>15499657
Isn't Tzeentch neutral toward Slaanesh?
Not advocating it, but just saying.

>>15499682
Because turning Khornate is SO much better.

>>15499685
Kinda, but none of the gods respect each other. They're all selfish with regards to worship.

>>15499675

Ugh, reading that back... is terrible.

Sex is something that happens in this quest, not the main point of it. When my schedule is back to normal, tons of intrigue and twists and badass demons summoning magic will abound.

FOR REAL going now. Later.

>>15499675
Probably will be less of an issue if you just offscreen it as "Yeah, you slip her the meatstick every night. Next?" and only narrate explicitly if it becomes important.

But I mean, come the fuck on OP. Chaos quest? There's going to be rape. I mean, we slaughtered a village and turned them into horrific tortured abominations just because... I have a hard time feeling like rape is worse.

Unless you are an amerifag and feels sex is dirty. lol repression

>>15499697

Technically bro, claiming the heads of our enemies doesn't HAVE to be Khornate, I mean, every single chaos faction has SKULLS everywhere, its the motive behind the skull-taking, like, say we wanted a screaming band of skulls to constantly sing praise of us, that would be Slaaneshi, if we claim skulls to use as Foci / possibly solid scrolls that would be Tzeentchian.

To be fair, this thread has been pretty cool. Not OMFG, WE JUST SUMMONED A GREATER DEMON AND TURNED THE VILLAGE INTO A CRYSTAL FILLED WITH MUTANTS cool, but glowing compass tattoo of the eight magic winds on the back of slave? Some genuine intrigue and backstabbing against the bray shaman and finding a way to raid more villages? Good exposition if not action quest part.

>>15499700
If I recall, he's also technically contemptuous and neutral to Khorne, despite Khorne HATING him.
What i'm saying is unless we start living purely for base pleasures, then no Slaanesh.
Given some... interesting depictions of Tzeentchian sorcerers (notably in Pawns of Chaos, from the usually more simplistic Chaos of 40k), I don't see that happening.
The aforementioned one in Pawns of Chaos repeatedly suts his dick off for rituals and every time it grows back, bigger, badder, and more mutated, the better to ravish with, in his own words.
And that guy was by far the most blessed of Tzeentch on the entire world.

>>15499720

Bro I have no problem with sex or "rape" in a Chaos-quest, my PROBLEM lies with the type of people it will attract, but yeah, fading to black would probably be best.

>>15499734

Wargol has pink flamingo feathers coming out from his crotch. Does that mean blessings yet?

>>15499726
Why not claim their corpses as spell components or fetishes?
The only skulls we need are, as I earlier suggested, turning that shaman's skull into a staff topper to fool anyone that opposes us.
Think:
>Man, some ornate staff topped with the skull of a bray shaman, this has GOT to be important
>lol nope

>>15499734
Yes, this is the problem with a lot of what people are saying.

We can conquer and rape a hundred villages for the lulz... but until we start living for pleasure it's still an act in honor of Tzeentch rather than Slaanesh. We could rape our slave all day long but as long as we conquer, scheme, ect ect then we're still doin' it rite.

>>15499742
Honestly, his reaction was... odd. Mutation is to Tzeentch as diseases are to Nurgle. It'd be like a Nurglite chosen complaining about how embarrassing his new rash looks. ANY mutation, no matter how odd, is a gift to a follower of Tzeentch. Hence the far more common Spawn in his service.

>>15499739
His previous instance of sexing was both tasteful yet explicit enough to see the effects. I think if he continues as before it will work out fine.

SOMONE ARCHIVE. NOW!

It's 7am here, so I'm a bit tired to it...

>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15497988/

chives.