this is now a "how would *character* react if trapped in a box" thread.

How would Brenden Frasier react to being trapped under a cardboard box?

>>16633977

What I want to know is how "lizard" counts as a response to being in a box. Also, I'm pretty sure Schroedinger is behind this somehow.

>would you attempt to make or tempt said fighter into falling anyway, despite the lack of mechanical consequences?

Wait, you actually go out of your way to make Paladins fall just because there are mechanical consequences? What kind of bullshit DM are you?

I think the way a character responds to temptation, or better yet, what sort of temptation makes them give in, would help to flesh out the character, so yes. Yes I would.

How would Solid Snake react to being in a box?

How would Solid Snake react to being placed under a box?

I guess he'd just scoot around a bit.

>>16634001
>>16633999
Snakemind

OR SHOULD I SAY

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROTHER

So the box is a metaphor for a paladin's code?

>>16634011
Or perhaps the box is the loss of the paladin's code.

>>16634011

Only to the Lawful Stupid ones. They can't think out of the box.

>>16634011

THE BOX IS A METAPHOR FOR A BOX. THE LIZARD IS THE METAPHOR FOR THE PALADIN'S CODE.

Perhaps Solid Snake is a metaphor for the ephemerality of intransigence.

>>16634025

So if the Paladin's Code is put into a box, it remains the Paladin's Code?

>>16633988
How else does a lizard react to... anything?

The box! The box!

>>16634034

I'm undecided as to whether I should be indifferent or ambilavent to this hypothesis.

>>16634041
No, it becomes a Paladin's Code².

Maybe the thing inside the box is a metaphor for your shitty philosophy degree.

>>16634061
I RESENT THAT.

That degree got me a job at Pizza Hut.

>>16634053
How would Carl Sagan react to being inside a box?

>>16634061
Maybe your MOM is a metaphor for my shitty philosophy degree!

>>16634072

Considering he's ALREADY inside a box, six feet under, and hasn't complained, I don't think he'd mind.

>>16634072
By crafting a universe that exists solely within said box.

What happens when you place a universe in a box?

>>16634082
See e-mail field.

>>16634082

So is Schroedinger, though his pupils think he's simultaneously alive and dead, thus allowing them to use his bank account as a tax haven, which is simultaneously legal and illegal.

>>16634085
A universe of boxes.

>>16634095

Are there any of a ferrous nature?

>>16634089
lolvas

>>16634095
So the conclusion we can draw from this is...

Markus Persson is possessed by Carl Sagan from beyond the box.

Guys

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Listen

Okay guys

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What if

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What if

What if we put a box inside a box.

How would a box react to being inside a box?

>>16634115

So wait, if Carl Sagan is in the box, and Markus Persson is being possessed by Carl Sagan... Does that make Carl Sagan Markus Persson's penis?

>>16634123
... Markus Persson's cock's in a box?

>>16634117

>How would a box react to being inside a box?

LIKE A BOX.

>>16634117
No.

What if you place a box within a box, that is already within a box?

How would the innermost box react?

>>16634137

>>16634123
Okay, too lolrandumb for me now.

>>16634152
Three boxs?

No, that's not enough...

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER.

That chart is completely incorrect. A lizard does not react to being in a box by being lizard. A lizard put under a box turns into a ferocious fire breathing dragon, but does not leave the box because it knows that it would turn back into a regular lizard if it left the box.

>>16634161
What if we can observe said lizard in side of the box? Will the transformation still take place?

I guess she would panic and construct scarabs uncontrollably.

>>16634171

Yes it will, but we will not be able to observe it because the box obfuscates the effects of being in the box.

rolled 27 = 27

>>16634117
What if the box you are placing inside the box, already contained the box you were placing it inside?

If your fighter is voluntarily putting himself in the paladin code of conduct, what you should do as a good DM is have a paladin or cleric NPC tap him on the shoulder and say something like "Your valor and dedication to the tenants of good and justice would make you a fine paladin!" and then mention off-hand that you'd let him just trade in his fighter levels for paladin levels if he wanted, losing the fighter bonus feats of course. Another option is to have him multiclass two levels of paladin and then prestige into Grey Guard. You should be rewarding this type of behavior, not finding ways to fuck him over.

>>16634229
This is getting silly.

This thread makes me nervous.

>>16634110
Indeed there are. We should extract them.

rolled 21 = 21

Hey guys, what if we placed the concept of progress in a box?n

>>16634242


It was silly about the time Sagan was getting mentioned as someones dick. Now, we're in pretty standard /tg/ realm of possibility.

Never start a goddamn thread with a wall of text and an interesting, but unrelated picture. Especially on /tg/. Do these people never learn. Do they live in a cardboard bo-

You motherfucker.

>>16634309
The dick part made no sense.

>>16634277
That's just your Hitlerjugend-sense tingling, warning you about the imminent buttrape.

>>16634359
I think that's what he was getting at. It has reached the peak of silliness, and it's now calming somewhat.

>>16633959

This thread is bananas.

What if the box was made of metal?

>>16634396
Clearly then, we must take them away.

>>16634396
As long as it's not blocking access to Schrödinger's butt, it's fine.

>>16634427
With whatever is in the box as well?

Or do we throw that out?

>>16634427
But, we're in a box too, as the universe is in the box. So wherever we put the box, it's still in a box.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVCM3hNEhdg
this entire thread.

>>16634396
>>16634427
>>16634435
>>16634457
>>16634468

>>16634571

>>16634049
You're quite good at turning me on, smithers

This post is inside of a box, isn't it? I wonder how it'll react to being inside of a box.

>>16634663
[]

Box in a Box
At a first glance, this strange object appears as a common, Diminutive wooden box. However, its incredibly complex hinges, lids and locks allow it to close in such a way as to be contained within itself. Physically impossible by the prime material’s natural laws, this effect allows the box to exist inside itself when closed, which makes it effectively nonexistent. Any objects carried inside the box become nonexistent as well, making the box in a box what may be the safest way to carry one’s valuables in all the known planes. A box in a box comes with a special key, which may be used to lock or unlock the box at any time.

>>16634744
By closing a box in a box, it is literally whisked out of existence, as it is actually contained within itself. All the contents of the box become nonexistent as well. A box in a box can hold items roughly equivalent to five pounds. For as long as the box remains closed, these items cannot be located, traced or retrieved short of a miracle, wish or the intervention of a godlike power.

>>16634754
Once it is closed, the only way to open a box in a box is the special key that came with it. Each box in a box has its own specific special key; should this key be lost, nothing short of a wish or miracle can summon the box back into existence. To summon a box in a box back into existence, it must be opened by turning the key. Most boxes in a box are designed to require three turns of the key before opening, though a customer might commission it to require more or less turns, as desired. The box in a box always appears at the exact location where the key is turned. If a box in a box’s key is located inside the box, both the box and the key disappear forever; any other objects contained in the box appear at the box’s last location. Opening or closing a box in a box is a full-round action that provokes attacks of opportunity.

>>16634758
Living creatures cannot be carried inside a box in a box; as soon as a box in a box containing a living creature is closed, the creature reappears at the location where the box disappeared.
Box in a Box: 5,000 gp; 1 lb.

>>16634767
I'll put the Box within a box within a box within a box. Have fun.

>>16634744
>>16634754
>>16634758
>>16634767
I have a very important question.

Can the box be used to contain pudding?

>>16634776
Weighs a pound, so the question now becomes:
Can I put a box in a box inside of a box in a box inside a box in a box. If I do this, does this count as 1 lb for the box in a box or 2 lbs for the box in a box?

>>16634381
How does milk become Mork?

>>16634831
an Ork drank it, ya git

>>16634908
No, it's milk from... an... Ork...

OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.

>>16634908
moron, it's milk from ork titties

>>16634767

What if I put a god in the box? Can the god wish the box back into existence, as they no longer exist?

>>16634938
Depends. Is he the God of boxes?

More importantly, what happens if you put something in the box only partially?

For example, if you put Schrödinger in the box but leave his butt outside?

>>16634923
>>16634914
So... what does ork milk taste like?

>>16634994
Then he'd just be a full ass as opposed to... well, an ass.

>>16635017
Robin Williams in a blender.

>>16635052
But at what point do you "assault" his "positions" from the rear?

>>16635055

Does he still talk funny once he's blended though? And would drinking him cause you to gain his comedy powers?

>>16635451


I've never had the heart to ask him.

>>16635459

To be fair, after you've blended him, neither does he.

>>16635138

Once we can get Carl Sagan out of Markus Persson's crotch.

Why on Earth did I read this thread? Fuck you, guy who made Carl Sagan into Notch's cock.