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STRIKE WITCHES: NICE BOAT planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)19:01 No.18191696

You're a P-61 Black Widow pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Wing, and you're currently five thousand feet above the rural English countryside watching Martians, fighter planes and Witches in their underwear mix it up as a Great Lakes ore freighter barrels through the sky three hundred feet off the ground as it belches smoke and fire and lots of rockets.

So.

Yeah.

Somewhere, Gertrude Barkhorn is in a reckless downward dive with a swarm of maneuverable alien snub-fighters on her tail. A huge LST equivalent is about to land in a cloud of poisonous Black Smoke, where it can disgorge its (surviving) troops with relative immunity. You have position to attack either, but not both.

And more rocket-bombs are visible in the distance, screaming in at their usual impossible speed. Once a rather inaccurate counterpart to the German's V-1 buzz bomb, they're now guided unerringly by beam-riding guidance systems and deploying everything from parasite fighters to chemical weapons.

The flank, and thus the fate, of London hangs in the balance.

>WAT. FUCKING. DO?
>Perhaps those faggots in the back could start pulling their share of the brainpower load right about now?

>>	Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)19:02 No.18191703 File: 1330819359.jpg-(36 KB, 450x335, 1317618328048.jpg) BOUNCE BOUNCE MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:04 No.18191725 >>18191696 "CHUCK! YOU STILL GOT THOSE BOMBS, YOU CRAZY FUCKER?!"

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:05 No.18191730 maybe its just the guard player in me but i say attack the LST yeah it sucks we cant help trude but those troops could fuck up the war for us

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:05 No.18191732 Have Chuck bomb the shit out of the ore freighter, we got squadron-mates to save! We lack any good, realy heavy weapons to crack the ship in half. HOWEVER... the FAE may just have fried almost everything inside the freighter. I hope!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:06 No.18191739 >>18191696 "Chuck, Hit the transport!"

Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)19:06 No.18191740
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>Perhaps those faggots in the back could start pulling their share
>they're now guided unerringly by beam-riding guidance systems
Tell Sean to guide the buzz bombs into the ore freighter.

WHAT COULD GO WRONG

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:06 No.18191746 >>18191732 This

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:06 No.18191747 MC! AAAHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH! HE DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE! HE'LL SAVE EVERY WITCH FOR US!

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:06 No.18191750

what the fuck are we gonna do against a multiton freighter with guns that a huge bomb didnt do?

best preserve what fighting power we can and get the fuck out of here with the news that cocks have rocketed skyward.

[X] bail out trude
unless someone has a clever idea. in that case
[x]something clever

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:06 No.18191753 >>18191740 ...that could work too! Tell Sean to try!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:06 No.18191754 >>18191732 it had to that and the blast force turning everything in the hold in to COOKED JELLY!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:07 No.18191755 >>18191740 I say go for it.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:07 No.18191757

>>18191696
If Trude is on the other side of the ship, strafe the command tower as you dive towards her, if she's on the same side, bank and hit it with the quad 20 mm in the bomb bay as your bottom faces the ship, and dive for her.

Radio Chuck and tell him to drop his damn bombs on it.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:08 No.18191766 >>18191696 Fly top cover for chuck. There's nothing we can do about trude.

>>	Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/03/12(Sat)19:08 No.18191769 Save Trude at all costs.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:08 No.18191770 We go bail Trude's crap out. She's probably got a plan. Odds are it's a terrible plan, but she needs to explain herself. Everyone else can go pound the boat. Continue doing radar shenanigans to throw off their targeting, that was going well last time.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:09 No.18191777 File: 1330819757.jpg-(27 KB, 390x350, 1330043101856.jpg) >>18191740 Anon, I like the way you think!

>>	Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/03/12(Sat)19:09 No.18191780 File: 1330819770.jpg-(30 KB, 625x625, 1314394781985.jpg) >>18191740 THIS THIS THIS!!!! while thats happening save Trude!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:09 No.18191783 >Catch Trude in windowless cockpit >Have Sean gnome the radar beams >"CHUCK, TIME TO PAINT A CARRIER ON YOUR PLANE"

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:09 No.18191784 >>18191740 thats interesting. can we fudge our radar/radio enough to make that work?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:09 No.18191785 >>18191740 ...yes. This must be done. While we're letting Chuck know we're going to try something and he should bomb the thing while keeping an eye out for our attempt at a redirected volley. And we ourselves go for the ones after Trude.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:09 No.18191786 File: 1330819782.jpg-(24 KB, 291x242, 1301334485563.jpg) >>18191740 I like the cut of your jib.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:10 No.18191790

I believe that a DOUBLE BOUNCE was called for on Thursday. Strafe the bridge, save the witch (save the world).

If that's not within the realm of even sparkly physics, then have Chuck lob bomb the bridge, which he should be doing anyways, rather than dogfighting with a bombload.

Either way... FULL GNOME POWER NOW, all three of us.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:10 No.18191795 >>18191740 Holy shit, yes.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:10 No.18191797 File: 1330819825.png-(263 KB, 642x470, DOWANT!!.png) >>18191740 we...we must TRY this!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:10 No.18191802 >>18191696 We attack the LST. It's the more important target.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:10 No.18191804 >>18191740 Go for it, we have brains. Also, do not let them get Trude, we have a duty to keep our friends ALIVE. We'll be the shittiest scum in the earth if we let them live and it's better dying than letting that happen

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)19:11 No.18191807 >>18191747 I don't think you comprehend how much I love you for that post.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:11 No.18191816

>>18191783
>"CHUCK, TIME TO PAINT A CARRIER ON YOUR PLANE"
And then it hit me. What if the U.S. comes calling about their big stolen boat? What if they're extremely ticked about it being blown up rather than recovered?

We then point at Chuck, the guy who dropped it.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:11 No.18191818 >>18191740 Also ask for fucking Chuck to bomb the freighter. The combined explosions will be hilariously effective

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:11 No.18191820

>>18191740
if we can spoof the signal... it could be possible for the signal master.

And this A-20 has turrets, right?

Cover trude, call for anyone with ordinance to hit the ship, and spoof the signal to drop buzz bombs into the ship.

Fill that fucking ship's pattern with DEATH

>>	Major Airlift 03/03/12(Sat)19:12 No.18191825 File: 1330819922.jpg-(11 KB, 240x160, 1327467187722.jpg) Save Trude! Tell Chuck to go do something useful for once!

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)19:12 No.18191828 >>18191696 Support trude, not really much we can do if she actually enters the mists though. >>18191740 I like the cut if your jib sir. Seconding.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:12 No.18191833 >>18191804 >if we let them die Fixed, fuck

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:13 No.18191836 Are there currently buzz bombs in the air to jam in the first place? Sean has already been turning the EF's own missiles back on it...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:13 No.18191837 So what has priority: redirecting the buzz bombs, or saving Trude?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:13 No.18191840 We need to get Chuck to hit the freighter. Cover his path in. >>18191740 This probably won't work, but we can still try it.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:13 No.18191841 inb4Chuck already dropped his bombs to get some speed

Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)19:14 No.18191845

Specifically this is what we need to do.

- Radio Chuck and tell him to drop the bar on the Ship's bridge. Someone is steering that thing, and you can bet your ass they didn't set up shop in the men's shower stalls.
- The only place where they could possibly fit the antigravity engine is the old engine room. They don't seem to have added any armour. So assuming we have AP shells, 20mm cannons should be able to turn that entire section of the ship into Swiss cheese.

So bounce the freighter, shoot up the engines, then go save Trude. We can do both. WE HAVE THE POWER.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:14 No.18191850 >>18191837 Both. We save Trude and Sean gets the bombs meanwhile

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:14 No.18191851 >>18191837 Which ever one lets Chuck hit the freighter, so probably the buzz bombs. Trude's just gonna have to take care of herself.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:14 No.18191855

>>18191740
Creative, if possible.

And I really don't think Trude would pull a suicidal maneuver when there's impending Chris-saving on the horizon. But if the spoofing trick won't work, we should go after her anyway. Not much we can do with the Hispanos that Chuck couldn't do better with those bombs of his.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:15 No.18191868 ULTIMATE. BOUNCE!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:16 No.18191872 >>18191855 Yeah, I think she's got something planned here. She broke formation to dive, and she's not the sort to do that lightly. She's German, after all.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:16 No.18191874 >>18191868 That means a kamikaze, you dink.

alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)19:16 No.18191881

>>18191837
The transport, trust that trude can look after herself, but get the fighters off her.

And as for those suggesting that we catch her, do you think she wants to be caught? Plus, impacting a striker unit with a pilot? Mangled wreckage and body parts ensue.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:17 No.18191885 >>18191874 ...PENULTIMATE BOUNCE!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:17 No.18191892 >>18191885 No.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:17 No.18191895 bonce trude. once we are down by the floor point our radar at the distant buzz bombs so that they come at us. stay low and ffs stay in the shadow of the EF. theyll hit it before thy get to us. no tricky signaling involved.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:18 No.18191898 >>18191807 But he's just a man!

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:18 No.18191902

>>18191845
I don't think we really understand enough about alium tech to be making those sorts of assumptions. It's worth a shot with our cannons, but Chuck might be better off hitting the same place we did, and hope to either finish off the rest of the landing party or just split the thing in two.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:18 No.18191908 >>18191898 But do you know what IS a man?

>>	Will 03/03/12(Sat)19:18 No.18191909 >>18191740 Gonna say this.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:19 No.18191910 >>18191872 Like I said, it's probably not a very bright plan, though. I can't help but think she's in her best state of mind. I think we should run interference on her at least so we can find out what she's trying to do.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:19 No.18191914 >>18191895 what an asshole puckeringly mad way to go about this.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:19 No.18191916 >>18191892 Marginal improvement over previous bounce records?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:20 No.18191922 >>18191807 For you, PF: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS4_Z84-rRE We need a BRIAN BLESSED character.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:20 No.18191923 Radars. At. Maximum. Power.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:20 No.18191927 >>18191908 A miserable pile of secrets.

Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)19:21 No.18191931

>Perhaps those faggots in the back could start pulling their share
Okay part 2 guys. Remember last thread when Ian said he shot at some firebees and scattered them?

If he is such a godly shot, tell him to shoot at the bees chasing Trude. At this distance he might not get a hit. But he could scatter them, and that could make the difference. Trude obviously has a plan, and it isn't a kamikazi run.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:21 No.18191932 >>18191837 Buzz bombs. Either one person dies or an entire city.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:22 No.18191941 >>18191910 There's too much at stake here. Getting the freighter down has to be our priority. Trude's probably doing something with Chris something something.

alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)19:22 No.18191948

Let's leave trude untill she actually seems to be in trouble. If we "rescue" her and disrupt whatever she is attempting all we will do is poss her of massively. You do not fuck with people in combat, if she doesn't need help and we rush in we look like a fool and will loose whatever trust they have in us.
That's the trap here, its for white knights.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:23 No.18191951 That freighter needs to die. Now.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:23 No.18191963 We still don't know what happened to Kathy, do we? Ask Sean if she's hiding from us again.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:23 No.18191964 >>18191931 After we strafe the transport.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:23 No.18191965

>>18191932
So, what if Chris is inside that city. If we save Trude and fail to get the freighter, Chris dies and Trude goes crazy. If we get the freighter and Trude dies somehow, we'll have Chris going for our life and we'll be seeing more hallucinations. Real ones.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:24 No.18191977 >>18191927 With A Man's Courage.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:25 No.18191983 File: 1330820728.jpg-(120 KB, 500x666, totallyNaturalBears.jpg) >>18191696 I choose the third path, we do everything. How? Magic.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:25 No.18191985 File: 1330820732.jpg-(101 KB, 400x275, i find your lack of pants dest(...).jpg) Mfw the first time I am actualy able to post in SWQ thread.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:26 No.18191991 20 mm is not going to do shit against a freighter of that size. Chuck needs to drop his bombs on it, in the cargo holds to attempt to knock out some of the infantry there.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)19:26 No.18191995
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"Sean!" you shout into the intercom. "The rocket-bombs seem to be riding the damn beams-"

"No shit, Sherlock!" Sean snaps back. "Get your fucking nose pointed at them; it's a radar *dish* not a globe you half-wit scum-fuck PILOT!"

"Forget jamming, can you spoof the beam?"

Sean is silent for a beat, which is damn near a miracle.

"You glorious bastard. But no promises!" Sean replies.

"Same here," you say to yourself, and ram the flight yoke forward. The world tilts crazily as you ram the A-20 into a dive, aiming for a spot almost a mile ahead of the flying freighter, near the edge of the Black Smoke.

Trude.

Wind screams and howls through the shrapnel holes in the forward perspex windscreen as you floor the throttles, radiator flaps full-shut, unloading the light bomber for speed. You can see her beginning a defensive spiral now, and tracers flash out from the leading dot; probably that "lay on your back" trick you saw O'Hare using.

The A-20 hits five-hundred MPH without even trying, the heavy aircraft tearing through the air like a brick with 20mm cannons; which it pretty much is.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:27 No.18192009 Do both Tell chuck to bomb the freighter, aim for any asymmetries or anything that looks essential. We've got a witch to cover. SO I PRAY UNLIMITED BOUNCE WORKS

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:27 No.18192012 "Chuck, drop your bombs in the same spot I hit with the rockets. Crack that son-of-a-bitch in two!"

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:29 No.18192035 File: 1330820993.jpg-(50 KB, 700x443, 1327887803625.jpg) >>18191995

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:29 No.18192037 File: 1330820999.jpg-(64 KB, 456x412, 1329011564220.jpg) >>18191995 YESSSS!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:30 No.18192042 >>18191995 "I hope this works!"

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:31 No.18192051 File: 1330821077.jpg-(55 KB, 527x531, I EAT OCTOPUZZZZ.jpg) I found this on Gelbooru the other day. Thought it was hilariously fitting. Also, save Trude. She's alright.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:31 No.18192054 >>18192009 >>18192012 We really need him to do this, so we should probably figure out where the fuck he is.

Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)19:31 No.18192055

>>18191991
Okay split the difference then. If Sean succeeds at spoofing the rockets, they will hit the ship in the stern where the engines are because they are coming from the same direction.

So have Chuck drop his load into the same hole we made earlier. Only good can come of this.

- The ship splits in half and falls to the ground.
- The ship splits in half, the engine section floats, but the cargo bays fall and the martians go splat.
- The ship stays intact, but the explosion cracks open all of the cargo bays allowing the flames to spread.
- MAGAZINE GO BOOM

>>	Guile 03/03/12(Sat)19:31 No.18192061 Black Smoke. Broken Windshield. Oh boy. That said... you remember that concussed dream you totally don't remember from last thread? Yeah. Dive, motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:32 No.18192066 >>18191995 Sean, it's time to show that you're a Gnome warrior.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:32 No.18192068 File: 1330821143.jpg-(671 KB, 920x1178, tan reagan.jpg) the ideas just get more and more suicidal. god i love it.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:34 No.18192089 Damn, if we pull this off, we are due for some serious medals.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:34 No.18192093 >>18192061 We still don't know what they did, and since witches aren't immune to the smoke I doubt they could make us immune either.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:35 No.18192103 >>18192089 and also kicking off a new type of weapon -radar guided rockets-

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)19:35 No.18192105
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>>18191995

You level off at treetop level, screaming in at insane speed. Trees, houses, hedgerows, people flash by underneath like telephone poles by the roadside when you're really gunning it. Ahead, Trude and her pursuers have leveled off as well, Trude still blazing away with those two massive guns she lugs around. The FireBees twine and dance, weaving in that sinuous, swarmlike way that earned them their monkier.

FireBees are roughly circular, though not always so, and are constantly wreathed by a circle of flame; assumed to be fuel - the other part of their name. They dive and dart in the damnedest ways; sometimes. Pilots called them "Foo Fighters" when they first showed up. Pound-for-pound they're about the size of a Zero, or a 109, but the flying-saucerish design gives them a maddeningly low profile from certain angles.

And from others, they make fantastic targets.

Trude and the FireBees are moving decently fast, so you pull up on them slowly. Around four-hundred yards, you open fire with your 20mm cannons.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:35 No.18192107 >>18192089 We still haven't gotten the ones we earned before, actually. We should probably look into that when we get a chance.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:36 No.18192114

>>18192061
We have crew we'd be killing as well if we just ignored it.
Though if we end up doing this anyways: normally, the gasmasks don't work on Black Smoke. Normally. We may be able to use gnome-brand filters on them. It'd take time we might not have to put on the masks though.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:36 No.18192120 >>18192093 It's not about the tickly magic, it's about anybody dying before we do. We can't let it happen.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:36 No.18192121 >>18192061 Diving into the smoke is retarded. Let's not do that.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:37 No.18192123 >>18192105 DakkaDakkaDakkaDakka

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:37 No.18192124 >>18192089 We can make it our long term goal to earn them all.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:37 No.18192125 >>18192105 Wait, what? Why are we going after Trude? We need to hit the freighter, and she can take care of herself.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:37 No.18192126 >>18192107 Medals require congressional approval in 90% of cases, it's been less than a week. Most congressmen are likely just now getting a chance to look over the proposals.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:37 No.18192127 >>18192107 Imagine the paperwork we're causing Wait, we haven't even finished processing this shit and hes got MORE recommendations? For bigger medals?! Da Fuck!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:37 No.18192128 >>18192105 Yell at Chuck to bomb that freighter

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:38 No.18192131 >>18192105 We're supposed to be shooting the big thing!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:38 No.18192132 File: 1330821491.jpg-(52 KB, 600x450, FlapBueno.jpg) >>18192125 Because.

>>	Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/03/12(Sat)19:38 No.18192135 >>18192105 shit be gettin' wack yo! I hope we didn't just sacrifice England for Trude...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:38 No.18192136 >>18192125 Because the white knights do not trust her to have a plan.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:38 No.18192141 >>18192125 >>18192131 The plan was to do both.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:38 No.18192144 File: 1330821532.jpg-(292 KB, 848x1000, 1330669848547.jpg) >>18192125 Because of this picture in the last thread

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:38 No.18192145 >>18192125 >>18192131 havent you been reading? we're gonna point the bombs at it.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:39 No.18192148 >>18192131 >>18192128 >>18192125 We're trying to get Sean to steer the missiles into the Ship. Though having Chuck bomb the holes we made wouldn't hurt either.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:39 No.18192149 >>18192125 The only shining point is that if sean does his magic, we're able to do both. Or else, whelp.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:39 No.18192151 File: 1330821566.jpg-(94 KB, 836x496, 1329875748946.jpg) >>18192107 and medals are good for getting promotions (which we want so we can outrank Luke!)

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:39 No.18192152 ASK FOR CHUCK TO DROP HIS BOMBS THERE TOO!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:40 No.18192160 >>18192136 I can't have been a sane one anyway.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:41 No.18192166

>>18192148
>>18192145
>>18192141
if we have to get away from the ship so that we can start steering the bombs towards it we might as well save a squadmate at the same time.
Incidentally, what happened to the other witch, we only saw two shields at the end of the last thread.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:41 No.18192169

>>18192128
>>18192152
We should have done this two posts ago.

>>18192141
>>18192145
>>18192148
Steering the missiles in isn't a sure thing, and we can't take chances with it.

>>18192136
Dammit. I like Trude as much as the next guy, but this is just bad strategic decision-making.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:42 No.18192177 File: 1330821750.jpg-(43 KB, 554x439, 1326198310941.jpg) >>18192135 donut morailty nigga. friends>world>self. anime basically runs on that shit. and when in rome....

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:43 No.18192183

>>18192125
we already did hit the freighter, a full rack of rockets and a FAE, which was all the heavy stuff we had, 20mm guns probably are not even powerful enough to penetrate to the engine room, ie someone with bombs needs to finish it off.

ie we dropped our load on the freighter already, and are unlikely to take it out outselves, but we can still save Trude from the swarm of firebees chasing her.

on another note, Fuck Yes SWQ!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:43 No.18192188 >>18192169 >bad strategic decision-making /tg/ at its best. Thinking with its other head. It is kinda IC, though.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:44 No.18192194 >>18192169 We said to give priority to attacking the transport. We're just shooting at the firebees on the way there.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:45 No.18192200 File: 1330821916.jpg-(155 KB, 828x842, fucking bees.jpg) Them Firebees man.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:45 No.18192201

>>18192125
Yes, because our Hispanos totally have the mass and velocity to take down a flying great lakes freighter.

Chuck has bombs. The freighter is now officially his problem. Plus, if we're lucky, the now 'dumb' rocket bombs will collide with it. The way we're rolling makes the best use of all our available resources. I just hope O'Hare and Wilcke can keep their shit together.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:45 No.18192204

>>18192169
>Steering the missiles in isn't a sure thing, and we can't take chances with it.

and plinking at the fucking edmund fitzgerald with 20mm IS a sure thing?

the missiles fly straight down th beam. we're only gonna be able to make em come straight at us. that means we need to be below the ship.

trude just happens to also be in the down direction.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:45 No.18192206 >>18192188 Not trusting people in combat is IC? That being said, we made our grand appearance by saving trude in the first session...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:45 No.18192207 This is making sleeping under a LMTV in rain completely worth it.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)19:47 No.18192216
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>>18192105

The concussive WHAMWHAMWHAM of four Hispano-Suizo 20mm cannons going to town shakes the frame of the bomber as high-explosive shells the size of tall saltshakers punch through the air with terrible kinetic impetus. One of the FireBees catches a pair of shells in the middle of a defensive roll. You see the bright flash of shell detonations and the cloud of black debris exploding away from the stricken Martian, and it spirals out of control and into the ground in a heartbeat.

You lean back on the yoke, hauling the A-20's nose skyward into a desperate zoom-climb. The wind pummeling your face lessens, then nearly subsides as the Douglass nearly stalls out at the top of your loop, but you get her nose past 90 degrees just in time. Floating at the top of the loop, you let her nose fall below the horizon and gently half-roll upright again, thirty-eight hundred feet over the earth and almost motionless.

You've lost sight of Trude and her bandits. You don't spend much time looking for them. You've done what you can there, and you've got to hope it's enough. Your dive and reversal's put you ahead of the freighter and barreling back towards it.... and the incoming rocket-bombs behind it.

"Get low!" Sean instructs you.

You shove the yoke forward-

"-not yet not yet! We need LOS over the damn boat to broadcast the beam!"

You haul the yoke back, pulling up again-

"AND STOP YO-YO'ING AROUND, YOU CHUCKLEFUCK!" Sean screams with an almost feral wrath. You wisely refrain from commentary.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:47 No.18192217 We also have the rest of the 501st on stand-by for these shenanigans. Why haven't they been called up yet?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:47 No.18192222 >>18192169 Last threads we have an inception (or whatever) about that. The fear of death. The fear of losing our friends. Do you want to turn us into a vegetable?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:48 No.18192228 >>18192216 Note to self: Kick sean in the balls later

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:48 No.18192236 >>18192216 >go down >go up >stop going up and down fuck. we're gonna have to slap sean in the dick if we dont die.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:49 No.18192241 >>18192228 Edit to note: Hit sean in the balls with a Yo-yo later.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:49 No.18192243 >>18192216 If we weren't in combat this would be about the time we broke into a snap roll

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:50 No.18192245 >>18192228 >>18192236 >Get a pic of drunk sean ontop of drunk ian >Send pic to Perrine

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:50 No.18192246 >>18192236 It's like I'm playing Top Gun landing sequences again.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:50 No.18192247 Oh fuck. I just got here and sweet Jesus. We actually did it. We performed THE DOUBLE BOUNCE. THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:50 No.18192252 >>18192245 We must do this

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:51 No.18192261 >>18192206 You do not hit the deck in the middle of combat if you have any possible choice. Hitting the deck is the final option you use, when you absolutely must escape the enemy, using terrain following to avoid fire and hide.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:51 No.18192262 >>18192217 Not enough time, I believe.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:52 No.18192264 File: 1330822323.jpg-(37 KB, 440x320, muz3767822.jpg) Fitting Music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48fOkIhacz8

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:52 No.18192270 >>18192247 Good. We are ready for the No Bounce. To bounce without ever moving yourself. That is the supreme power.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:52 No.18192274 >>18192245 yes.....yes good

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:53 No.18192284 File: 1330822425.gif-(2.99 MB, 240x136, 1330734495347.gif) >We are about to trick enemy fighters into bouncing their own ship

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:54 No.18192292 Use Death Blossom.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:55 No.18192297 >>18192284 There is nothing left to teach you, young Gnome.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:56 No.18192304 >>18192270 If Sean can match that beam, we will do exactly that.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:56 No.18192310 >>18192270 But Brother! That maneuver is forbidden! None have ever attempted it and lived!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:57 No.18192315 >>18192297 punch

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:57 No.18192320
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on a completely unrelated note

>"he has the male talent you know how that works"
>"haven't we taken enough from him?"
>earlier trude likened magic to being life force.

men dont have a mana bar, we are just burning HP. trading lifespan for magic.

i guess its ok. we're just dying to save the world on the payment plan instead of a standard lump sum.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:58 No.18192325 File: 1330822697.gif-(2.56 MB, 319x239, IMMAPILOT.gif) >>18192310 And none of them were us

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:58 No.18192330 >>18192216 >that pic HATERS GONNA HATE MY GRORIOUS NIPPONESE SPIRIT

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:58 No.18192332 >>18192264 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiqM7glggnI This isn't bad either.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:58 No.18192335 >>18192310 >THE CODEX OF FUCKS GIVEN DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS ACTION.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:58 No.18192336 >>18192320 Blood casting is best casting.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)19:59 No.18192340
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>>18192216

Your neck itching madly, just waiting for a FireBee to pop up from the ground and chew into your ass, you begin a shallow dive towards the oncoming... flying... freighter. You shake your head. It STILL doesn't make any visual sense to witness, but there it is. The ships a good 2,000 yards distant or so. You'll cover it fast enough, but it's a long way with all these light, quick enemies around.

"Emitting!" Sean calls up to you. "Keep 'er steady!"

"Bandits, four o'clock!" Ian calls back to you.

Just another day in the Army, right?

You watch the bandits come tearing in out of your right window - vanilla needle-shaped fighters this time; not Bees. You break towards them while entering a shallow barrel-roll as they make their pass. The Douglass bucks you hear Sean shout in surprise.

Not a scream. He'd strangle you with your mother's intestines if you called it a scream.

The fighters flash past and you settle your Douglass down, steepening your dive to pick up more smash to maneuver with. This is how big planes die; forced to maneuver defensively till they bleed all their energy and are picked off like a sitting duck.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)19:59 No.18192341 >>18192320 If that turns out to be true, then the guilt train will have no brakes when we burn out.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)19:59 No.18192347 >>18192292 We must do this at some point. Preferably with more rockets and tiny alium fighters than we know what to do with.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:00 No.18192350

For anybody so inclined, I've compiled a playlist of music from the Strike Witches OST, appropriately titled "Action." I'll get around to making one for relaxing/dicking around, and "Shit just got real" moments.
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL53BD7A7059FA284B

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:00 No.18192352 >>18192320 There is no more badass way to cast than from HP.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:00 No.18192353 >>18192320 >"haven't we taken enough from him?" Figuratively, of course.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:01 No.18192365 >>18192340 And hopefully this is the part where we get some cover from Kathy or someone.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:01 No.18192369 >>18192320 >>18192352 >>18192353 In before Fate/Stay night mana recharging.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:02 No.18192373 >>18192340 Where's our cover, Planefag? We aren't fucking alone in this shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:02 No.18192374 File: 1330822949.jpg-(70 KB, 602x656, ponos.jpg) >>18192369

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:02 No.18192377 File: 1330822965.jpg-(69 KB, 1365x768, d318114889e4ca431f2576287c327a(...).jpg) >>18192369 Bueno...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:02 No.18192380 >>18192369 I'm SO ok with this. Actually this method could explain why Minna was upset, she needs to be the one to charge us back up.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/03/12(Sat)20:03 No.18192383 File: 1330822995.png-(251 KB, 500x500, BEUNO.png) >>18192264 That's not MC AHH AAHHH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfmrHTdXgK4

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:03 No.18192389 >>18192369 BUENO!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:04 No.18192391 >>18192374 >two-death-death-death-death Fuck, I wish I didn't see what you did there.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:04 No.18192394 >>18192369 iamokwiththis.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:04 No.18192396 >>18192391 Why not? We have at least a little weeaboo inside of us.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:05 No.18192400 >>18192391 >la petite morte

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:06 No.18192411 File: 1330823171.jpg-(99 KB, 854x1133, 1326775279022.jpg) >>18192369 >all of my yes

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:06 No.18192413 >>18192374 Internet has ruined Erica for me. Every single time I see her I make an automatic mental jump to genital torture.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:07 No.18192421 >>18192400 >>18192396 >>18192391 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:07 No.18192423 >>18192400 >にしししし >二死死死死 And you can guess

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:07 No.18192430 >>18192413 SSSSSHHHHH, Dont talk about it! if you speak of it someone will post a link to it..... again

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:07 No.18192433 >>18192396 I think I missed a reference somewhere... >>18192400 Assuming this isn't it.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:08 No.18192439 File: 1330823289.jpg-(84 KB, 600x409, 1316145096617.jpg) Oh man, kuma with r/a/dio and SWQ all on the same night. Saturday can't get any better.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:08 No.18192440 File: 1330823290.jpg-(208 KB, 672x960, 001.jpg) >>18192411 And you just know she'll want it no other way.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:08 No.18192446 File: 1330823323.jpg-(123 KB, 1100x700, 85eb9824ba5e3b9a74b64989ded5e7(...).jpg) >>18192391 I'm pretty sure there was a doujin where in flight magical refueling is preformed with a strap-on dildo too.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:09 No.18192448 >>18192440 NO. NO! STOP THAT. STOP THIS SHIT

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:09 No.18192457 >>18192433 >>18192421 This here >>18192423

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:09 No.18192458 >>18192350 Your playlist is missing 'Striker No Hishou'. This is unacceptable.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:10 No.18192464 File: 1330823421.jpg-(28 KB, 484x268, 60 kilos.jpg) >>18192448

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:10 No.18192466 >>18192440 Also, her vagoo will be presented with the Iron Cross. For selflessness above and beyond the call of duty.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)20:10 No.18192468
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>>18192340

The needle-like Martian fighters enter a steep zoom-climb, grabbing altitude so they can come in for another high-angle diving attack.

"KEEP IT STRAIGHT GOD DAMN IT!"

"BECAUSE YOU SURE AS HELL COULDN'T, YOU QUEER DUCKFUCKER!" you snarl in frenzied reply. Combat has a way of making men mad. Not angry, not insane, but purely, wrathfully *mad.* You twist around in your seat, staring up and behind you. In the very edge of your cone of view you can see the afternoon light glinting off the needle-fighters (nobody's yet come up with a clever nickname for them that you like,) reaching the top of their loop, their bulbous black canopies facing downward at you, hovering in the air leisurely before they enter another screaming dive, like hawks upon the prey.

Just like the P-40 does to them.

You see the smoking contrails of tracers stabbing past the tailing fighter, followed by a bright flash of darkness. The explosion of the Martian's fuel tank going up is violent, dramatic and bright, but instead of orange and red flame there's a not-visible flash of energy, vividly visible in the after-image seared into your retinas, but barely present in the actual moment. The craft shudders as the canopy flutters away from it, and you see the forward-tapering wings of a P-40 flash past them.

"He's still a prick," you mutter, but not too loudly.

Then a rocket hits your cockpit.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:10 No.18192469 >>18192457 SOME OF US DO NOT INTO MOONSPEAK

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:11 No.18192475 Two is "ni" Death is "shi" Nishishishishi~

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:11 No.18192477 >>18192468 FUUUUCCCKKKKK

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:11 No.18192479 File: 1330823495.jpg-(763 KB, 1130x1080, 1328414192963.jpg) >>18192468 WALK IT OFF

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:11 No.18192480 >>18192468 >Then a rocket hits your cockpit. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:12 No.18192484 >>18192468 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MC-KUN!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:12 No.18192485 >>18192468 Wait, who's the Warhawk pilot? I thought Chuck was a Mustang jockey.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:12 No.18192487 >>18192468 SONOVABITCH!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:13 No.18192492 >>18192468 >Next time on Strike Witches Quest.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:13 No.18192494 >>18192468 Walk it off son. You alright!

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/03/12(Sat)20:13 No.18192496 >>18192423 Empty BAWKSES! >Thatfeelwhen your computer is too shitty to actually show the foreign texts.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:13 No.18192497 File: 1330823604.png-(119 KB, 371x272, welp.png) >>18192468 >then a rocket hits your cockpit welp

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:13 No.18192500 >>18192468 Welp, more crippling injuries to heap on top of the already-extant, barely-healed crippling injuries. This is why Miyafoojay is our bestest friend ever.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:13 No.18192502 >>18192468 FUCK FUCK FUCK FGULK GUFK Are we over black smoke? Can we even bail out of this plane easily? Good think we weren't flying our true love.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:13 No.18192505 >>18192475 >What is nishishi for 200, Alex

>>	Major Airlift 03/03/12(Sat)20:13 No.18192508 File: 1330823631.gif-(97 KB, 360x360, 1327043075533.gif) >>18192468 OHFUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:13 No.18192509 >>18192468 >Then a rocket hits your cockpit. We remembered to save before we started the mission, right? Guys? GUYS?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:14 No.18192510 >>18192492 IAN'S VENGENCE

>>	Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/03/12(Sat)20:14 No.18192513 File: 1330823649.png-(86 KB, 218x265, 1315963431882.png) >>18192468 FUCK

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:14 No.18192514 >>18192485 bader one would presume.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:14 No.18192516 >>18192505 Japanese laugh

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:14 No.18192517 >>18192468 >needle-fighters >no nickname That's easy. They're a bunch of Pricks.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:14 No.18192520 File: 1330823679.jpg-(43 KB, 604x453, 1279262709883.jpg) >>18192468 TAKE IT LIKE A MAN. YOU GONNA CRY AND TELL THE KRAUTS HOW YOU HAD A BAD DAY AND YOU WANT SOME PANCAKES?

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/03/12(Sat)20:14 No.18192524 >>18192464 >>18192440 my time to shine http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?3uctjy05au343l5

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:14 No.18192525 >>18192514 No, he was rocking a Spitfire. Wasn't he?

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/03/12(Sat)20:15 No.18192529 File: 1330823700.jpg-(88 KB, 495x675, danmaku sensei.jpg) >Then a rocket hits your cockpit. We didn't need that anyway

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:15 No.18192534 >>18192505 laughter from certain characters. notably the little sister from amagamiSS

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:15 No.18192536 >>18192514 Naw, he's in a Spitfire.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:15 No.18192537 >>18192518 There is no english. It's a weeaboo joke.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:15 No.18192539 >>18192517 Too easy to confuse with your crew.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:15 No.18192540 inb4 gnome powers make it a dud ...they'd fucking better

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/03/12(Sat)20:16 No.18192542 File: 1330823767.png-(115 KB, 266x273, I need scotch.png) >>18192468 Oh dear...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:16 No.18192543 >>18192468 SO It has come to this. TIME TO FLY TOPLESS

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:16 No.18192544 >>18192540 OR inb4 magic fucking shields...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:16 No.18192548 >>18192540 Or the "rockets" are just trudes legs as she falls in our laps.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:17 No.18192554 >>18192468 walk it off no fucks given

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:17 No.18192558 >>18192548 >Trude pierces our cockpit HAH.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:17 No.18192565 >>18192543 >see "topless" >enter thread >disappoint

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:18 No.18192568 >>18192458 That's more of a victory theme though, so I didn't include it.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:18 No.18192569 >>18192468 Well, now I guess we get to find out what Minna did to us.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:18 No.18192574 >>18192558 >HAH >not OWW

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:18 No.18192576 >>18192558 At least it's not Erica. The internet tells us that she'd rather pierce our cock instead.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:18 No.18192577 >>18192468 PAPPY? PAPPY!? PAPPY, YOU GLORIOUS SON OF A BITCH

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)20:19 No.18192585
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>>18192468

*CLANG*

A metallic sound so viciously loud that it makes your eyes snap shut involuntarily rings your gong.

You look forward again and see a rocket the length and width of your forearm lodged halfway through one of the shrapnel holes in your perspex windscreen.

You blink.

Without really realizing what you're doing, you roll the A-20 to one side. With your other hand, you gently tug the rocket out of the windscreen.

"Shoo," you instruct it, tossing it out your side window, where it falls clear of your wing.

It wasn't a mini-rocket, or a spiral rocket - just one of those jagged, tapered, wicked looking fuckers that served the Martians in lieu of heavy cannon. They're slower then shells, but have longer range and, apparently now they're guided.

Guided.

Wait.

"Uh, Sean?" you ask. "Can we spoof and jam at the same time?"

"No," Sean replies immediately. "Oh shit," he says immediately after, in the same tone of voice.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:19 No.18192586 >>18192576 Not cock. Balls.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:19 No.18192587 File: 1330823995.gif-(2.8 MB, 320x240, licklicklick.gif) >>18192548 I like it.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:20 No.18192590 >>18192577 Pappy wouldn't fly army fag equipment

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:20 No.18192591 >>18192558 >>18192558 >>18192558 This, for the love of god

>>	Major Airlift 03/03/12(Sat)20:20 No.18192593 File: 1330824045.gif-(598 KB, 300x168, 1327285878593.gif) >>18192585

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:20 No.18192595 File: 1330824049.jpg-(10 KB, 192x279, 1329359475697.jpg) >>18192585 >CLANG OHSHITTTTTT

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:21 No.18192596 >>18192585 >Shoo Oh god the gigglefits are overtaking me. It is a good pain. But I'll be sore later.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:21 No.18192597 >>18192585 SUDDENLY APPREHENSIVE

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:21 No.18192598 >>18192585 scared.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:21 No.18192600 >>18192595 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:21 No.18192601 >>18192585 YOU A GNOME NOW, BOY!

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/03/12(Sat)20:21 No.18192604 File: 1330824114.png-(297 KB, 270x708, you've switched off the target(...).png) >"No," Sean replies immediately. "Oh shit," he says immediately after, in the same tone of voice. We don't need no jamming

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:21 No.18192605 >>18192585 >Missile is in your face >Shoos it and pushes it aside >Like a motherfucking boss

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:22 No.18192607 >>18192577 Wait are these those reinforcements that we asked for in last thread? >>18192585 Erm. I don't think we thought this plan all the way through, guys.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:22 No.18192608 >>18192585 well, time to get evasive What? drop the plan? FUCK NO TOGGLE THE GUIDANCE ON AND OFF let's see if we can flip between jamming and guiding fast enough

>>	Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)20:22 No.18192612 File: 1330824155.jpg-(423 KB, 1000x665, 1329290792371.jpg) >>18192585 >WHAT COULD GO WRONG I warned you bro D: There is only one solution: GET A WITCH IN HERE TO SHIELD THE NOSE

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:22 No.18192618 File: 1330824176.jpg-(18 KB, 437x364, 1328681686369.jpg) >>18192585 ... well, fuck.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:22 No.18192619 File: 1330824177.png-(258 KB, 421x500, 1329870663204.png) >>18192585

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:23 No.18192622 >>18192585 Can we please, for the love of GOD, get Chuck on the damn radio already?!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:23 No.18192623 >>18192585 Time to pull some cover in. Get Kathy or Marseille on our nose.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:23 No.18192624 >>18192600 I love you.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:23 No.18192627 File: 1330824239.jpg-(277 KB, 1600x1133, Yerp.jpg) Have we used this one yet?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:24 No.18192628 >>18192608 Flipping seems better than nothing and letting the ailen equivalent of guided heavy cannon shells hit us over and over again.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:25 No.18192635 >>18192608 RADIO LIGHT-SWITCH RAVE? TIME TO GIVE THE ALIUMS SO GOOD OL' FASHION OONST.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:25 No.18192636 Where's our backup? Where's chuck?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:26 No.18192643 >>18192622 >>18192636 We really do need to get him to bomb the fucking freighter already. Or at least find out if he's been shot down or something.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:26 No.18192647 mee-a-eoo-jay! get the fuck over here and shield us!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:27 No.18192649 >>18192647 She's back at base

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:27 No.18192650 >>18192647 foo*

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:27 No.18192652

>>18192628
It'd also give us an idea of how long we can be jamming or spoofing and have it be effective. And the flipping should still through their targetting off quite a bit either way, as far as the others are concerned.
It also means we'll get a better idea of how to play decoy if needed later.
Or to get something another signals witch/gnome can use to swap decoy time as and royally screw their targetting.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:28 No.18192654 >>18192643 The only P-40 we started out with was Chuck, who just so recently shot up some needle-fighters that were about to bounce us. So he's still here and in the fight. We should radio him to drop bombs on the freighter, though.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:28 No.18192655 So what, did we just give up on saving Trude? Because I thought saving her while doing what damage we could was the idea there.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:28 No.18192659 >>18192649 Can we get them on the radio, at least, and let them know what the fuck we're doing? Maybe after the spoof/jam stuff.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:28 No.18192664 >>18192649 fuck you're right we left everyone behind. well cross your fingers everyone it may get bumpy.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:29 No.18192667 >>18192654 >Chuck >P-51

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:29 No.18192672 >>18192655 we helped her, but realized she had the situation more under control than the rest of... well, everything Trude is in slight danger, everything else has gone to hell.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:30 No.18192677 >>18192655 we shot at the aliums chasing her. now shes flown off. we did what we could now we're busy winning the war. well, not-losing it anyway. close enough for now.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:30 No.18192682

>>18192664
They were only 40 miles away, or somesuch.

We *did* ask PF to make sure that they got called in as soon as the EF showed up--but he didn't explicitly write it out, so I dunno. It would make no sense for Minna not to release the hounds at the beginning, though.

It's just going to take a while for them to strap in and fly out to us, though, and we haven't been in the fight for more than 5 minutes.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:30 No.18192685 >>18192667 Oh god, what the fuck was I thinking? You're right, some of our reinforcements must have arrived if there was a P-40.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:30 No.18192686 P-40? Sounds like Caldwell

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:31 No.18192690 File: 1330824694.gif-(3 KB, 60x56, BCPortrait.gif) >>18192664 >>18192649 NOT EQUIPPED WITH SHIELDS? WELL THEN BUCKLE UP!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:32 No.18192702 the p-40 is being flown by someone MC thinks is a prick. that narrows down our list of suspects. a little.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:33 No.18192710 File: 1330824786.jpg-(41 KB, 440x388, 1327987216470.jpg) >>18192682 >It would make no sense for Minna not to release the hounds at the beginning, though. >the hounds And that cats and the bunny, right?

>>	Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)20:33 No.18192713 >>18192682 Calling in the rest of the 501st is Minna's call, not ours. I'm pretty sure she called for backup the moment the WTF wore off.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:33 No.18192715 >>18192702 >>18192686 Well that makes sense.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:33 No.18192717 THE P40 IS PROBABLY CALDWELL FUCK THAT GUY.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:33 No.18192720 >>18192710 >dat pic Am I kawaii? uguuu....

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:33 No.18192721 P-40 Must be that prick we shot in the nads a few threads ago

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)20:34 No.18192724
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>>18192585

"GHOSTRIDER!" somebody calls on the radio.

"GHOSTRIDER!" somebody else calls.

"Come in Ghostrider, come in!"

"TAKE A FUCKING NUMBER!" you howl, putting the A-20 into gentle evasives. Usually its more then enough to guide through light flak at long range, but this flak has your number. It tracks for you unerringly, and each salvo of rockets requires its own last-minute dodge. You manage to keep your nose pointed in the rough direction of the Martian freighter, and you even claw back some speed despite your constant jinking.

When you get close enough for the spiral-rockets to do their work, though, you suspect you're a fucking dead man.

Ian's guns start hammering behind you.

"Witch at five with company!"

>brb finishing dinner omnomnom

>>	Major Airlift 03/03/12(Sat)20:35 No.18192733 File: 1330824946.jpg-(72 KB, 310x451, 1303451934905.jpg) >>18192724 >brb finishing dinner omnomnom planefaaaaaaagggggg

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:35 No.18192734 >>18192724 "Guys if we die here... I just wanna say.. I fucking hate you guys."

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:35 No.18192735 >>18192724 USE YOUR KNIFE AND FORK. ENJOY YOUR DELICIOUS FOOD. DERIDE THE CULINARY SKILLS OF ALL OTHER PEOPLE WHO PREPARE FOOD.

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)20:36 No.18192742 >>18192724 Reinforcements have arrived. Finally.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:37 No.18192743 >>18192735 You. I like you.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:37 No.18192746 >>18192724 Do a barrel roll, we've got company and help

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:37 No.18192747 >>18192717 now, now, the pragmatic thing to do would be to let him be an ass towards the squids for a while...then introduce him to Erica's Kung fu grip once the (alium) battle of Britain is over.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:37 No.18192748 >>18192717 >>18192721 Ah, yes, Clive Caldwell, the guy who shoots pilots after they bail out. He may have saved our ass, but he's still a war crimes committing prick.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:38 No.18192749 >>18192724 Oh shit, the rest of our brain just showed up. Also: "FIGMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION I NEED SHIELDS ON THIS FLYING DEATH TRAP NOW! DOORS OPEN SO JUST GO AHEAD AND JUMP IN FOR THE RIDE"

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/03/12(Sat)20:38 No.18192754 File: 1330825127.jpg-(163 KB, 928x931, this is the best idea ever.jpg) >>18192724

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:40 No.18192768 >>18192748 He still gets no booze until he agrees to acknowledge that WW2 has ended and he gets over stick he has up his ass. If the fucking Finn can get along with the Ruskie, he can get along with the Germans.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:40 No.18192773 >>18192747 A fitting end for him.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:41 No.18192775 File: 1330825282.jpg-(356 KB, 723x1023, s - 741493 - animal_ears arm_s(...).jpg) >>18192724 Heres hoping for best witch

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:42 No.18192781 >>18192768 The Ruskie is adorable though.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:42 No.18192785 File: 1330825348.jpg-(18 KB, 343x262, whydontwehaveboth.jpg) >>18192775 It's either Marseille or Krupinski. Or...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:42 No.18192786 >>18192748 at least he wasn't employing swiss mercenary pikemen.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:42 No.18192793 >>18192775 >tags >arm

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:43 No.18192798 >>18192785 BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:43 No.18192799 >>18192785 >Krupinski It damn well better be this.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:43 No.18192802 >>18192785 >Marseille So it might actually be the best witch then!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:43 No.18192804 >>18192775 I'm sorry, I think you meant to post a picture of minna. But let's leave the waifufagging unroll the discussion thread.

>>	Major Airlift 03/03/12(Sat)20:44 No.18192810 File: 1330825464.jpg-(36 KB, 314x425, 1329372496125.jpg) >>18192798 Krupinski hitting on Marseille. My mind just exploded.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:44 No.18192814 File: 1330825495.jpg-(176 KB, 720x538, 1330486969655.jpg) >>18192785 >>18192798 >Marseille and Krupinski >Marseille's ultra-competitiveness >Krupinski using it to troll her into oblivion

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:45 No.18192818 >>18192754 >>18192724 Oh, great. We're going to run into the Lyran version of orbital insertion at some point, aren't we?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:45 No.18192823 >>18192802 >>18192799 nah, heinrike prinzessin zu sayn-wittgenstein

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:45 No.18192824 >>18192814 >>18192810 BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH BOTH

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:46 No.18192832 >>18192823 She's alright and all, for a Night Witch.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:47 No.18192845 I thought we voted on Krupinski and Pattons Girls. I'd be ok if she were hitting on them. All of them. Successfully.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:47 No.18192849 File: 1330825676.jpg-(33 KB, 363x377, 1250464038482.jpg) what should we do while we wait?

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/03/12(Sat)20:48 No.18192855 File: 1330825697.jpg-(121 KB, 860x1241, hiedimarie.jpg) >>18192823 MAH BOI

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:48 No.18192858 File: 1330825703.jpg-(208 KB, 479x600, every woman within 10 miles of(...).jpg) >>18192810

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/03/12(Sat)20:49 No.18192862 File: 1330825742.jpg-(191 KB, 850x1236, sample_4f63afcfc1a4427553dd64a(...).jpg) >Best witch >Not Sakamoto >ISHYGDDT

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:49 No.18192863 >>18192849 I could dump some shit from my Strike Witches /u/ folder.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:50 No.18192869 File: 1330825802.png-(451 KB, 694x1000, 1330647536034.png) Threadly dose http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms831CTa2wo

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:50 No.18192870 >>18192863 Please don't.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:50 No.18192871 >>18192863 Nononono, we need to save images for this thread

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)20:50 No.18192874

>>18192724

A needle fighter roars past you on the right, a few hundred yards distant but close enough to make you jink involuntarily. The fighter punches his emergency power, the rear of his craft glowing red as he accelerates, but Bader has his number. The alium tries to climb away, but the broad-winged Spitfire latches onto his ass effortlessly.

"Where you going, faggot!?" Bader demands, and his wings twinkle as eight .303 guns open up from almost point-blank range. A cloud of lead eats into the needle fighter's ass. Tracers spiral and bounce away as they assail the sturdy alien alloys, but the sheer volume of fire literally shreds the enemy machine, parting the oddly-shaped tail from the fuselage. The Martian's canopy flips away and you see something squiddy falling from the craft as it heels over.

"WELCOME TO ENGLAND, MOTHERFUCKER!" Bader howls triumphantly.

"Ghostrider!" You look around and nearly jump out of your fucking skin when you see Minna almost touching your right wing, O'Hare right next to her.

"What the hell are you doing? You've got no ordinance left!"

"Radar tricks!" you reply.

"That's not enough, dammit!" Minna tells you. "This is suicide! Break off, now!"

"Minna, you patronizing *bitch,* we know our fucking jobs! If you're ever going to trust me, trust me now!"

You see Minna roll on her side to face you fully, and one hand reaches out towards you... then she flies over your A-20 and takes up position on your other wing. Flanked by the Witches, you rush forward.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:50 No.18192876 >>18192849 >Miso soup Someone will have to explain the innuendo of that one to me.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:50 No.18192878 >>18192823 Plus I think we can use the extra night witch. Why not get Krupinski, Wittgenstein, AND Marseille? Hell, we could even get Schnaufer in there too.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:52 No.18192894 >>18192869 give it to me baby!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:52 No.18192895 >>18192878 I just all over the everything. You owe me a new keyboard and monitor.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:52 No.18192899 >>18192874 We've got backup. Let's end it now bitches, get your bombs and radar ready. We'll have alium ass for dinner

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:52 No.18192900 >Minna accepts our plan ALRIGHTY THEN SEAN LETS DO THIS! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:53 No.18192912 >>18192900 JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:54 No.18192916 >>18192874 Fuck yes let's make this shit happen.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:55 No.18192927 >>18192874 Alright, so we're going to get the Martian missiles to hit their own troop lander. I wish we could see the Martian commander's face when he hears about what we did to his TACTICAL GENIUS plan.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:55 No.18192928 >>18192874 "On an unrelated note, it's Big Daddy now." DON'T FORGET THE NEW CALLSIGN.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/03/12(Sat)20:55 No.18192930 File: 1330826126.jpg-(714 KB, 2102x1512, extreme yeling.jpg) >>18192900 >>18192912 >>18192916 aaaaaawwwww yeh

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:55 No.18192935 >>18192874 Where the hell is Chuck? The witches might be better served covering his ass if he's still got his bombs. They're a hell of a lot more likely to actually work here.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:56 No.18192938 File: 1330826168.png-(245 KB, 2500x600, side_a_color_test_logo_half.png) Going to wait until this set of threads is done to do a kill tally.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:56 No.18192947 >>18192927 >their face when they have no face.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:56 No.18192949 >>18192928 Hammerzeit, I thought it was.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:56 No.18192951 File: 1330826205.jpg-(679 KB, 1500x1300, 0fb359a5587d27523adba4259b873d(...).jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:56 No.18192953 >>18192928 >new callsign >Big Daddy Yeaaahhh no. MC decided it was Hammerziet.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:57 No.18192972 >>18192938 I like it

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:57 No.18192974 >>18192938 Too big, too white. And you can't read the whole name from the side.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:57 No.18192975 >>18192928 No, we're "HAMMERZEIT". Yes, in all caps. Yes, every time.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:58 No.18192978 >>18192874 >You see Minna roll on her side to face you fully, and one hand reaches out towards you Was she trying to do something there, or just having a short sappy moment by herself?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:58 No.18192981 File: 1330826300.jpg-(68 KB, 750x600, halt--hammerzeit.jpg) >>18192928

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:58 No.18192982 On board the EF: "General, MC approaching!" "MC? OPEN FIRE! AAAAALLLLLL WEAPONS!"

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:58 No.18192983 File: 1330826306.png-(105 KB, 300x300, 1240162913599.png) >>18192928 >new callsign Funny, I remember a bit more support for another name. But it doesn't matter either way, Planefag has decided that we are still Ghostrider.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:58 No.18192984 File: 1330826310.jpg-(204 KB, 500x666, 23389901.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:58 No.18192986 >>18192938 lose the white

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:58 No.18192990 >>18192978 concern + sappy before training overrode it.

>>	Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/03/12(Sat)20:59 No.18192996 File: 1330826365.png-(430 KB, 600x800, 1325776425313.png) >>18192938

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)20:59 No.18193001 >>18192938 love it

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:00 No.18193008 >>18192938 Don't see a flash of red hair on the smaller P-61, anon. Heh.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:01 No.18193031 >>18193008 its p-61s all the way down you sniveling cunt. waifu if you gotta but please leave the goddamn plane alone.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:02 No.18193035 >>18192978 She's maybe still mindlinked at us?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:02 No.18193037 >>18192938 Needs Minna on the the smaller plane.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:03 No.18193043 >>18193037 No, the plane is a waifu-free zone. The only thing that goes on the Widow is more widows.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:03 No.18193045 >>18193008 >>18193037 Planes only.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:04 No.18193048

>>18193008
We had a bit of discussion about that in the IRC the other day.

We create fractal nose art, P-61 on P-61 on P-61, and at the very bottom, nanometers high the final P-61 has a topless Minna riding it, only nanometers tall.

And then We show it to all the witches, they think of it as typical pilot shenanigans, except for Sakamoto with her super-vision, who could actually see it.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:04 No.18193049 >>18193043 But the widow IS our waifu

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:04 No.18193051 >>18193031 >>18193037 but plane waifu is best waifu

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:04 No.18193052
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>>18193008
That's because that's on the nanometer Widow so only Sakamoto can see it(pic related?). Also the logo's going through a lot of iterations, testing it without white but it won't be ready for a bit.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:05 No.18193064 >>18193052 It might work with just a white outline or something.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:05 No.18193065 >>18193048 We won't have the time IC to actually use that to the fullest. Just leave it as is.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:06 No.18193075 File: 1330826766.jpg-(311 KB, 1280x905, aaa205bddd9184a535e4f29d8eec1c(...).jpg) AMERICA FUCK YEAH

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:06 No.18193084 File: 1330826804.jpg-(121 KB, 1024x718, 1330059415485.jpg) >>18193043 >only thing on the Widow is more widows do NOT put any of our (potential?) waifus on the Widow. I don't want to see that statement being a self-fulfilling prophesy!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:06 No.18193085 >>18193075 dammit i want to read this at work! which is dangerous enough as is!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:08 No.18193094 >>18193085 block images from 4chan

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)21:08 No.18193102
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>>18192874

You're closing on the freighter fast, and the sky is literally filling with rockets. The Martians paid due diligence to point-defense, apparently. Ians guns begin chattering again and Minna rolls on her back to assist him as Katherine accelerates ahead of you, her shield springing up before her. It's huge, and almost blindingly brilliant. It glows a fierce red in the center, fading to white-speckled blue around the edges, and it's a third-again bigger then any other Witches shield you've ever seen.

Ahead, you see Bader's Spitfire arrow downward from his 'perch,' and even at this distance your sharp eyes can see flames blasting from his Merlin's exhaust stacks as he engages WEP. Rockets already arrowing for you quaver uncertainly and try to track for Bader, but the nimble Spitfire twists away from them almost contemptuously.

"Bandits, Twelve-O'Clock low," an Aussie accent announces.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/03/12(Sat)21:09 No.18193110 File: 1330826974.jpg-(59 KB, 388x581, gunkata.jpg) >>18193075 I can't handle this america

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:09 No.18193112 >>18193102 >That fucking pinecone Jesus christ I still have nightmares.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:09 No.18193114 >>18193085 >at work bubba, you gonna get fired whether there's porn in this or not.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:09 No.18193115 >>18193052 Just have a red splotch. We'll know what it means.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:10 No.18193118 >>18193084 Spoiler your porn, jackass. She's all naked and shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:10 No.18193124 >>18193043 All of my arousal.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)21:10 No.18193128
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>>18193102

"I got'em, think they're getting real cute down in the weeds there," Bader replies. The needle-fighters - Pricks! you think with sudden inspiration - flash underneath the freighter at treetop height, directly for your flight.

Bader's already well ahead of you, and he simply flips inverted and reverses onto the Pricks tails as they flash under him. They see him coming and split up, but not before he socks into tail-end-charlie's tail.

"I CAME TO KICK ASS AND EAT MARTIANS," Bader bellows. The long snouts of his 20mm cannons flash, pounding high-explosive shells through the Prick that tear it into so much confetti.

"AND I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING LEGS!" he continues, turning to pair up with Caldwell's P-40, which is thundering after a Prick down in the weeds.

Later, much later, it will all seem incredible to you that your entire attack run lasted less then forty seconds.

Rockets impact Katherine's shields as she weaves back and forth, catching the incoming projectiles like a shortstop diving for the ball. The explosions make her shield glow with pinpoints of white light, but she shows no sign of being strained or put-out. The rockets are staring to grow clumsy. You don't know why, you're just very fucking glad they are.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:11 No.18193132 File: 1330827072.jpg-(101 KB, 420x560, w88rd.jpg) so good

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:11 No.18193134 >>18193118 /nospoilersontg.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:11 No.18193137 >>18193102 Oh good maybe Caldwell will sacrifice himself.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:11 No.18193138 >>18193102 >that shield AMERICA FUCK YEAH

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:12 No.18193141 File: 1330827122.jpg-(1 MB, 1024x768, 1246734768705.jpg) >>18193102 >It glows a fierce red in the center, fading to white-speckled blue around the edges, and it's a third-again bigger then any other Witches shield you've ever seen. AMERICA!

>>	Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/03/12(Sat)21:12 No.18193145 >>18193084 >>18193118 yeah dude this is a blue board, easy on the NSFW

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:12 No.18193147 >>18193128 >"I CAME TO KICK ASS AND EAT MARTIANS," >"AND I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING LEGS!" YES

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:13 No.18193154 >>18193128 AMERICA FUCK YEAH Also, > The rockets are staring to grow clumsy. You don't know why, you're just very fucking glad they are Make those babies cry for onii-chan.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:13 No.18193155 >>18193138 >Her shield is a giant American flag Ungod.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:13 No.18193158 Alium Dialogue: OVERSEER, THE MC IS GETTING CLOSER! IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S GETTING TONS OF HELP FROM HIS FRIENDS 'FIRE EVERYTHING"

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:13 No.18193162 >>18193128 If Kathy keeps this up we might have to catch her in the cockpit.

>>	Major Airlift 03/03/12(Sat)21:13 No.18193164 File: 1330827214.jpg-(28 KB, 599x479, soundawesome.jpg) >>18193128 > "AND I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING LEGS!" Oh, Bader. Can I love you anymore?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:14 No.18193180 >>18193134 Whoops, forgot where I was. Usually I only enjoy threads this much on /m/.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:14 No.18193183 >>18193128 >AND I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING LEGS! If only he hadn't crawled up Mallory's ass.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:14 No.18193188 >>18193155 O'HARE is SW's Captain AMERICA

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:15 No.18193195 >>18193128 America, FUCKYEAH Also: required listening http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C95Cb2ByHNA

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:15 No.18193198 File: 1330827332.png-(30 KB, 800x421, fuck yeah.png) >>18193158 >OVERSEER, THE MC IS GETTING CLOSER! IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S A HUGE EMBLEM IN FRONT OF HIM THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS HERE. >'MOTHER OF CTHULHU'

>>	Will 03/03/12(Sat)21:16 No.18193208 File: 1330827380.jpg-(67 KB, 297x400, crush aliens.jpg) Fly me closer, I want to hit them with their own buzzbombs!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:16 No.18193210 >>18193183 Maybe he'll make Mallory slightly less of a prick by association.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:17 No.18193216 File: 1330827424.png-(455 KB, 576x1024, 1330668921730.png) >>18193188 I liked her from the moment we met her. Now I like her even more! >but aadeqdo Catchpa is wrong, she's much better than adequate!

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/03/12(Sat)21:17 No.18193217 File: 1330827430.jpg-(768 KB, 1091x1122, pop.jpg) >>18193102 >>18193128 AMERICA OVERLOAD

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:17 No.18193232 >>18193210 ... oh who am I kidding. Thats never going to happen. Perhaps we can save him when Mallory finally goes ape-shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:18 No.18193236 >>18193216 Jokes on you she's hard gay.

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/03/12(Sat)21:18 No.18193239 >land in time for strike witches fuck yeah. side note did nodquest happen today?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:19 No.18193244 File: 1330827547.jpg-(78 KB, 306x446, 1330064378119.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:19 No.18193247 >>18193236 She can still make for a fine wingman.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:19 No.18193253 >>18193236 >implying that'd stop MC

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:19 No.18193258 File: 1330827598.jpg-(11 KB, 210x240, char_41280.jpg) >>18193210 Consider this: Maloney from SW proper was based on Mallory. He's an unsavable prick.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:20 No.18193268 File: 1330827632.jpg-(39 KB, 332x964, 1330483176637.jpg) >>18193236 Ahh, well. Life sucks some times.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:20 No.18193275 File: 1330827653.jpg-(53 KB, 1024x576, STRIKE WITCHES - 11 - Large 28.jpg) >>18193258 And he made this sumbitch.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:21 No.18193280 >>18193236 only girls have magic. we have magic. qed, we are a girl. we just tell her this shell believe it shes dumb as we are.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:21 No.18193283 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgI8bta-7aw Appropriate Cause she's going down.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)21:21 No.18193286
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>>18193128

"Call the break-off!" Minna tells you, her voice almost inaudible over the concussive blasts of her weapon's reports, over the comm-button.

"Roger that!" you reply.

Then the spiral rockets fire.

Spiral rockets, well, spiral. Smaller then a standard rocket but larger then the mini-rockets that serve the Martians for bullets on most occasions, they are always salvo-launched and always twist around in wild corkscrew paths; managing to cover quite a bit of airspace as they tear through the sky. They're fearsome area-saturation weapons, and better then any anti-aircraft rocket in use by human forces.

And this freighter just unloaded about sixty of them at you.

"Right-hand-roll!" you cry to Katherine, and she obliges, stretching her shield as large as it will go - just enough to span the distance between your engines. Sharp explosions sound from either side of you, and in your peripheral vision you see your left wingtip blown into splinters.

The freighter looms massive before and underneath you, five hundred yards distant and closing fast. If you're going to break off, now would be the time.

But it might not be enough. The rocket-bombs might not be on-target yet, or they may miss completely. The Edmund Fitzgerald's massive bulk swells in your chipped gunsight, the harbinger of England's fall.

You have a job to do.

>Press the attack?

>>	Will 03/03/12(Sat)21:21 No.18193287 >>18193195 We need to start singing this over the radio. Get all of the witches in on it. THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE GNOME TRAIN!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:22 No.18193291 >>18193236 Even better! We can use her to keep the rest of them off of us.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:22 No.18193294 Alium Told Status: [] Not Told [] Told [X] AMERITOLD

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:22 No.18193299 >>18193286 What's the others status?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:23 No.18193303 >>18193258 >Maloney from SW proper was based on Mallory >implying it wasn't just a translation fuck-up.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:23 No.18193306 >>18193286 They just hurt the plane... They just hurt the widow. There will be no survivors.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:23 No.18193309 >>18193286 DON'T STOP 'TILL IT'S OVER ...which will probably be the death of us, but it will be a good death.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/03/12(Sat)21:23 No.18193311 >>18193286 ...We have to risk it, don't we? We have no idea what's alive inside the ship, since PLANEFAG DIDN'T HAVE CHUCK BOMB THE FREIGHTER LIKE WE SPECIFICALLY TOLD HIM TO AT THE START OF THE FUCKING THREAD.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:23 No.18193312 >>18193286 We have a job to do. Press the attack!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:23 No.18193313 >>18193286 CALL BREAKOFF CONTINUE ATTACK ALONE

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:23 No.18193316 >>18193286 ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:23 No.18193317 >>18193286 Break off! I don't want to die!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:23 No.18193318 File: 1330827839.png-(594 KB, 863x752, 1283487514754.png) >>18193286 PRESS THE ATTACK!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:23 No.18193319 File: 1330827839.jpg-(8 KB, 256x192, images.jpg) >>18193286 STAY ON TARGET STAY ON TARGET

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/03/12(Sat)21:24 No.18193325 >>18193286 wingtips? we dont need those attack

>>	Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/03/12(Sat)21:24 No.18193327 >>18193286 PRESS THE ATTACK! MAKE THEM BLEED GALLONS FOR EVERY HOLE IN THE WIDOW

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:24 No.18193329 >>18193306 We aren't in the Widow.

>>	Will 03/03/12(Sat)21:25 No.18193333 >>18193286 The freighter must not land. Let's crack this bitch open. Radio Chuck to drop his bombs in the hole we opened, and continue to guide the buzzbombs in for THE KILL

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:25 No.18193336 >>18193306 Thats not our widow. It's babby's first night fighter training plane.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:25 No.18193338 >>18193286 oh god these decisions. that ship has to go down. losing london damn near means losing britian. losing britain means losing the war. [x] PRESS THE ATTACK

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:25 No.18193340 >>18193286 PRESS!!!PRESS!!!PRESS!!!PRESS!!!PRESS!!!PRESS!!!PRESS!!!PRESS!!!PRESS!!!PRESS!!!PRESS!!!PRESS!!!PRES S!!!PRESS!!!PRESS!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:25 No.18193341 >>18193313 this. we don't volunteer anybody other than MC, sean and ian for suicide. and they all deserve it, we should know

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:25 No.18193342 >>18193286 If we don't break off, we're going to get someone killed saving our dumb ass. Trust that Sean did his damn job.

>>	Major Airlift 03/03/12(Sat)21:25 No.18193343 File: 1330827925.jpg-(240 KB, 1440x810, 1324253889296.jpg) >>18193286 FUCKING GO FOR IT!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:25 No.18193345 >>18193286 DIVE, DIVE, HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:26 No.18193361 File: 1330828005.jpg-(8 KB, 330x280, 1315828520901.jpg) >>18193286 While we are a PILOT, we are but one. England MUST NOT FALL. If our sacrifice is what it takes to achieve that, so be it. We will have lived hard and died young.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:26 No.18193363 ask sean if shits good. if he says the bombs are on course boogy out of there. if not then in for the knife fight.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:27 No.18193370 You idiots are going to get us killed. Aww well

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)21:27 No.18193374 File: 1330828044.jpg-(28 KB, 479x534, son I am proud.jpg) >expect anon to pick a fighter >OH JESUS WE LOVE THE A-20 >expect anon to bitch out >BANZAAAAI Shit just got incredibly real.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:27 No.18193378 Attack the motherfucking thing. If we die, we die while saving England

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:28 No.18193382 File: 1330828082.jpg-(731 KB, 1007x748, 1330669973109.jpg) >>18193286 >"DOWN WE DIVE! SPOUTING OUR FLAME FROM UNDER!" >"OFF WITH ONE HELLUVA ROAR!" >"WE LIVE IN FAME OR GO DOWN IN FLAME! NOTHING'LL STOP THE ARMY AIR CORPS!"

>>	Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/03/12(Sat)21:28 No.18193384 >>18193342 it's about time somebody saved our ass for once!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:28 No.18193386 >>18193286 Minna thinks we should call it. She has the best spacial awareness out of the wing. If anyone knows when it's time to break off, it's her. Just this once, guys, let's go with her plan.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/03/12(Sat)21:28 No.18193388 >>18193374 Do you think the P-70 isn't a fighter when even our non-gunpod variant has like ten different machine guns on it?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:28 No.18193389 Ask Sean, dammit!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:28 No.18193391 >>18193370 These idiots would be happy to get us killed, as would I. But we're most likely going to get one of the Witches killed saving us at this rate.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:28 No.18193392 Once again, not much our guns can do against this thing. We need to break off and watch Sean do his thing.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:29 No.18193396 >>18193374 /tg/ rarely disappoints.

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)21:29 No.18193398 >>18193374 Why would we pick anything else?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:29 No.18193404 >>18193386 Minna also has a complex regarding men she likes getting killed. She may be the best at "spacial awareness", but she's also human. Maybe...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:29 No.18193406 >>18193286 Call the break, press the attack alone, suggest Ian and Sean bail out asap over the intercom, not the radio.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:29 No.18193409 >>18193374 You don't know us very well, do you? /tg/ always picks the insane option.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:29 No.18193410 >>18193391 Do not start this, no witches should die while we live. We have done impossible stuff before and we'll go through this

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:30 No.18193412 >>18193386 Who is this man? He doesn't sound like a pilot.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:30 No.18193413 >>18193391 Tell them to break off. Or at least Minna, Kathy has plenty of shields still and firepower isn't much good now.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:30 No.18193417 >>18193311 >>18193333 No, fucking seriously. We've been saying this since the last fucking session. Can we at least get the fucker on the radio?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:30 No.18193418 >>18193286 Confirm with the crazy bastard guiding the SURPRISE in if this will do before we're shot to hell. If it is, break, dive, get outta Dodge.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:30 No.18193421 >>18193392 The radar is in the nose. Sean can only do his thing if we stay on target.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:31 No.18193424 >>18193386 I'm pretty sure she was telling us to call it when we were ready, not telling us to do it right now.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:31 No.18193425 >>18193413 I agree. We at least get Minna out.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/03/12(Sat)21:31 No.18193426 File: 1330828267.jpg-(89 KB, 1280x720, 17. Throne Strikes [1280x720.B(...).jpg) NEVER BREAK FORMATION

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:31 No.18193428
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MACHINE SPIRITS! RAISE YOUR VOICE IN SIREN SONG, THAT THE FOUL XENOS' WEAPONS MIGHT BE TURNED AGAINST THEIR MASTERS!

>>18193392
The thing is our nose has to be pointed at the missles. our radar aint omnidirectional. we dont know ie they are bang-on enough to hit it for sure yet.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:31 No.18193430 SOUND BREAKOFF. CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:31 No.18193437 >>18193404 Yes, but if she's right, and we die, then game over. Plus, I'd kind of like to end the day with everyone alive to fight again tomorrow. We've done MORE than our fair share. Any more and people will start dying.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:31 No.18193439 FULL POWER! MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:32 No.18193452 >>18193417 Dubs and quads, they speak the truth.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:33 No.18193453 >>18193437 But this is not us. It goes against our own core

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:33 No.18193454 >>18193426 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYgKw6zRoWs CHARGE

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:33 No.18193457 >>18193437 Fair share? What part about MC are you forgetting? If we lose the plane, we're gonna jump out with a knife in our teeth.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:33 No.18193467 File: 1330828434.jpg-(705 KB, 714x1011, 1329870219605.jpg) >>18193286 COME AT ME ALIUMS

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:33 No.18193468

>>18193286
Is there enough room left to dive underneath the EF?

If so, do that, and kill the spoofing as we pass below, so that the last coordinates the inbounds see are right behind the ship.

Then, fly out from the explosions in formation, just to look cool.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:34 No.18193472 File: 1330828448.jpg-(89 KB, 699x647, 1325936055993.jpg) PRESS ON DAMNIT.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:34 No.18193474 >>18193286 go a bit farther like 3/10 of the distance we would go otherwise then break off

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:34 No.18193481 >>18193453 Such a move also risks the lives of our crew and some Witches. Not that that's against our core or anything.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:34 No.18193482 >>18193457 Gun, not knife. Knifes are...you know, not technological. Guns are nice and simple.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:35 No.18193490 >>18193374 A-20 was the closest thing to our baby, especially in regards to radar/turret/firepower. Now, if you give us an A-26 with radar and CANNONS CANNONS EVERYWHERE...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:36 No.18193496 >>18193481 It's bad and all, but we're sort of trying to save the whole of Britain from falling to the aliens. At some point there's just too much at stake.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:36 No.18193501 File: 1330828589.jpg-(438 KB, 1450x1055, Warlock.jpg) Planefag, are Warlocks still under extensive, untested research? >nteqin ejected, Shut up, Captcha. Don't jinx us.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:36 No.18193502 whatever happened to those option we voted for the last time? Pretty sure pic related won for the ground.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:36 No.18193503 >>18193481 This. We aren't the one whose going to pay for this.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:37 No.18193510 >>18193503 Then call the break and press on. We can take care of ourselves.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:37 No.18193514 >>18193503 We trying to win the war right now. If they're worth being friends with they'd want us to do what it takes to win right now.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)21:38 No.18193524
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You sneak a glance sideways at Minna, still holding position on your left wing, her shield flashing in and out as mini-rockets zip past her.

You never did get to tell her why you liked the Air Force song so much. Especially the part about every pilot's fate - to die gloriously, in flame.

"BREAK BREAK BREAK!" you call. Katherine and Minna split away, diving away from the thick barrage of anti-aircraft fire spewing from the Martian vessel.

You, however, do not.

You ram the yoke forward, diving for the earth, then banking left as you pull out, standing on the rudder pedals to use it as a second elevator. Rockets flash past on your right, and now you even see old-fashioned bullets chewing the air around you. A flash of flame lights up a barn roof as you scream past it, letting you know the masers are in play. Your radar is broadcasting the spoofed beam right underneath the Edmund Fitzgerald's airborne keel. Standing on the rudder pedals, fighting the controls as the frame of the A-20 creaks and groans with excessive G-forces, you side-slip away from the freighter while bringing your cannons to bear. You thumb the firing stud and hold it down, the concussive WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAM the only thing louder then your thundering heart.

The bow of the Fitzgerald slides begrudgingly to the left as you side-slip to the right, your cannon-shells raking the side of the beast as you aim to fly right alongside the freighter, in the dead-zone of the

BLAM

The world spins, left engine is in flames-

-KAWHOOOM!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:39 No.18193528 >>18193510 It allows us to risk only what we're willing to risk. Although the downside is that Minna would probably flip a shit. The bad kind of shit flipping, not the good.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:39 No.18193535 >>18193514 Well, that said, throwing witches' lives away is the fastest way to lose the war. Remember, they've lost eight so far. And if not for us, the new alium tactics would have captured or killed a dozen more, some several times over.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:39 No.18193540 the defense of britain is on the line here, if the island falls everyting is fucked. this freighter has to be stopped. yes someone might die. thats war. this one for all the marbles.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:39 No.18193543 >>18193503 You are right. All of England will pay the ultimate price if we fuck this up. We are one aircraft, one crew. This is that special part of being a solider/airman where you accept that you are willing to lay your life down for your country/world.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:40 No.18193544 File: 1330828803.jpg-(8 KB, 460x314, the_dead_guy_in_SW.jpg) >>18193524 And now we meet Kurt.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:40 No.18193545 >>18193524 SON OF A BITCH.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:40 No.18193547 >>18193528 And it's what we did. GOD SPEED PROTAG!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:40 No.18193549 File: 1330828811.jpg-(40 KB, 447x599, 447px-Manlytears3.jpg) >>18193524 >Got the girls safely away We did good.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:40 No.18193551 >>18193524 Ram it.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/03/12(Sat)21:40 No.18193553 File: 1330828858.png-(501 KB, 598x588, deal_with_it.png) Worth it.

>>	Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/03/12(Sat)21:41 No.18193556 File: 1330828875.png-(90 KB, 245x272, 1315964349186.png) >>18193524 um... whoops

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:41 No.18193558 File: 1330828880.gif-(2 MB, 450x390, 1309247621629.gif) >>18193524

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:41 No.18193559 File: 1330828886.jpg-(295 KB, 845x1200, pattongirlsrescue.jpg) >>18193502 captcha ate my pic.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:41 No.18193560 File: 1330828889.png-(113 KB, 500x281, 1330275747804.png) >>18193524 Minna will not be happy with this. But she expected it, I'm sure. It's just who we are.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:41 No.18193568 >>18193551 Can we try NOT to kill the best radar and gunnery gnomes on the planet? This is not a single-seat fighter.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:42 No.18193572 >>18193524 Gain altitude and bail out. We done good. Just watch out that Caldwell doesn't machinegun us out of habit.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:42 No.18193573 bailoutbailoutbailout WAIT FUCK THERES BLACN SMOKE ALL OVER BELOW US

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:42 No.18193582 >>18193524 If we die now we go to Valhala, there is no other possibility. Even is all gods are fake, Valhalla will be created from nothing specifically for us.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)21:43 No.18193583
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>>18193524

You instinctively fight the roll, slamming the rudder pedals to the right and adding some aileron to boot-

- the windscreen explodes in your face, flame and shrapnel everywhere -

-something hits the bottom of the Douglass so hard your head slams into the canopy, the brittle "TING!" of your safety strap's fastener shattering strangely audible over the carnage of screaming metal -

- darkness.

>>	Will 03/03/12(Sat)21:43 No.18193585 >>18193573 As long as we leave our swag on, we'll end up being caught by Trude, Minna, and Kathy.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:43 No.18193588 >>18193573 Witches can catch us.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:43 No.18193590 File: 1330828995.jpg-(53 KB, 864x480, 1330648819267.jpg) >>18193524 If we survive Minna is going to kill us

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:43 No.18193599 >>18193573 We've got one witch for each of us, assuming Trude made it out ok. I say we aim for Kathy, ourselves. We aren't going to want to be anywhere near Minna after this.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:43 No.18193600 File: 1330829014.jpg-(103 KB, 544x696, catgirl war.jpg) This is it!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:43 No.18193602 >>18193583 Calling it now. We landed ON the carrier.

>>	Major Airlift 03/03/12(Sat)21:43 No.18193603 File: 1330829024.jpg-(61 KB, 500x399, magic.jpg) >>18193524 Two, engines, one engine, no engines! We fly this thing!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:43 No.18193604 >>18193524 >Witches got out Okay then, now we just have to worry about Ian not dying.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:43 No.18193606 IT'S TARAN TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/03/12(Sat)21:43 No.18193610 >>18193583 Oh, so, we're either dead, or we landed in the Black Smoke and are about to die. And CHUCK STILL DIDN'T BOMB THE FREIGHTER.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:43 No.18193611 File: 1330829035.png-(359 KB, 452x521, 1330152085014.png) >>18193524 No regrets.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:44 No.18193613 >>18193583 I salute you, mister. Let god have mercy on our souls and LET THOSE ALIENS EAT THEIR OWN MISSILES RIGHT NOW

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:44 No.18193614 >>18193524 FULL GNOME POWER. We are NOT dying here today. If the A-20 has given us her last, we crash-land. If she can be saved, we save her. Either way, we walk away from this--WITH our crew. Period.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:44 No.18193615 >>18193583 Worth it. Fuck Aliums.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:44 No.18193616 >>18193590 Fuck her, we have bigger fish to fry. LIKE PAINTING A FREIGHTER ON OUR PLANE!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:44 No.18193618 >>18193602 Trude. Super strength Trude.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:44 No.18193620 File: 1330829068.jpg-(20 KB, 500x400, 1327631699880.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:44 No.18193623 >>18193590 If we die, she's going to kill us.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:44 No.18193626 >>18193583 >"Dak?...Dak?"

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:45 No.18193628 File: 1330829108.jpg-(52 KB, 960x540, Minna pistol.jpg) If we die, Minna will kill us. If we live, Minna will still kill us.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:45 No.18193630 >>18193590 Guys, Somebody just pulled us out of the plane.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:45 No.18193643 >>18193583 Good night, sweet prince.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:45 No.18193644 >>18193583 god damnit we are so dead. if we survive this Minna is gona strangle us to death herself.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:46 No.18193658 >>18193583 Darkness-NOT!! We still have a duty to complete and it is to end those aliens. We're not out until this war is over. >Hijack life

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:46 No.18193659 Assuming Minna doesn't kill us Imagine what Perrine is going to do to us when she finds out about us risking Ian

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:47 No.18193664 Ian and Sean will probably be pissed too. if they arent dead.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:47 No.18193667 >>18193628 It's not like she'll be the only one.

>>	Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/03/12(Sat)21:47 No.18193668 >>18193616 don't forget the dreadnought too,

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:47 No.18193670 File: 1330829263.png-(30 KB, 448x448, 1325947216027.png) >>18193659 A fate worse than death...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:47 No.18193673 >>18193616 >>18193668 >WHY CANT I PAINT ALL THESE KILL COUNTERS

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:48 No.18193677 >>18193583 BEST QUEST ENDING EVER. GOOD GAME EVERYONE, LETS EAT.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/03/12(Sat)21:48 No.18193678 Well, planefag did promise that we would live to paint a recursive Widow on our Widow.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:48 No.18193679 >>18193668 We have quite a bit of painting to do, really. Maybe it's something we can do in the full body cast we'll be in after this.

>>	Major Airlift 03/03/12(Sat)21:48 No.18193680 File: 1330829294.png-(306 KB, 2400x1500, 1327910662812.png) >>18193668 WE NEVER SHOWED ANYONE THE PICTURES! WE CAN'T DIE YET!

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/03/12(Sat)21:48 No.18193681 File: 1330829299.jpg-(104 KB, 640x480, BIG BOSS SALUTE.jpg) it was a good run

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:48 No.18193682 and now we cheat death, make him bink, kick him in the nuts, then pay him off with all of our danger pay

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:48 No.18193686 >>18193583 If we wake up, first thing we do is see if everybody made it.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:48 No.18193687 >>18193658 This.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:49 No.18193694 >>18193628 If she hasn't figured us out yet, it's her fault. We are who we are, the guy who sacrifices himself for others. And I think that's why she loves us.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:49 No.18193695 File: 1330829361.jpg-(23 KB, 626x293, The Day is Saved.jpg) >>18193681 That it was.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:49 No.18193701
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>>18193628
Wrong order. If we survive, she'll kill us. If we die, she'll still kill us.

But if we don't die, and she didn't kill us, we are all SO getting drunk after this. Hell, EYE might even get drunk after this.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:49 No.18193702 Still worried about Trude.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:49 No.18193708 File: 1330829392.jpg-(284 KB, 762x709, 1313069628127.jpg) WITH OUR LAST BREATH, I CURSE LUCCHINI

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:49 No.18193709 poor postscript writer wont have time to post today either.

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 03/03/12(Sat)21:50 No.18193713 >>18193681 No regrets.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:50 No.18193718 >>18193686 >>18193583 If we wake up in a bed with Minna crying over us, can we please skip the trolling this time? I think she's earned that much.

>>	Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/03/12(Sat)21:50 No.18193721 >>18193694 >We are who we are, the guy who sacrifices himself for others ourselves and our crew, they don't get a say in this. they chose to get in the same plane as us.

>>	Major Airlift 03/03/12(Sat)21:51 No.18193726 >>18193718 Never!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:51 No.18193729 >>18193718 Fuck no. If she didn't learn after the last time, it just means we have to do it harder this time.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:51 No.18193730 >>18193718 Yes, there will be NO trolling. GOT IT.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:51 No.18193733
File: 1330829480.gif-(174 KB, 299x240, Skull Pilot.gif)

"When history witnesses a great change, Razgriz reveals itself, first as a dark demon. As a demon, it uses its power to rain death upon the land, and then it dies. However, after a period of slumber, Razgriz returns, this time as a great hero."

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:51 No.18193734 >>18193721 They knew what they were getting into.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:52 No.18193742 >>18193681 Shit yeah. Nice game everyone. See you around.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:52 No.18193744 my schedule was emptied tonight and tomorrow but now here we are at 9 o clock and weve already bad ended the fucking quest. goddamnit.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)21:52 No.18193745
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>>18193583

HERO END: MARTYRGNOME.

YOUR RANK: BOUNCE-KING.

YOUR SCORE: 6/10 MINNA, 6/10 TRUDE, 6/10 SAKAMATOBRO, 4/10 PATTON, 3/10 PADDY, CHUCK: BRO STATUS ESTABLISHED.

Would you like your possessions identified?

Would you like your shit slapped by an angry Irishman who's calling you a blind pole-smoking pussy?

Oh, wait, that last one is actually happening.

"This is bullshit," you inform the angel slapping your shit. "I made a noble sacrifice. I deserve better then this."

"You're not dead yet, you miserable shit-gargling monkey-humper," the redheaded man hisses at you, hauling you upright by your jacket-front, which is impressive, since it's hard to get a good handful of thick, padded leather. "Which is good, because I'm going ram this thing up your ass and turn you into a meat Popsicle if you don't get your miserable ass into gear!"

"Why don't..." you muse airily. "Why don't we all take a five-minute break?"

"Because we're on the Edmund Fitzgerald," Ian says from behind you.

"Aww, that's okay. It's a nice boat," you drawl woozily. Something whistles past your head.

"We do NOT have time for this," Ian mutters, and something loud goes bang.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:52 No.18193751 File: 1330829562.jpg-(489 KB, 832x1100, 1330528925618.jpg) DAMMIT I got late to SWQ. I'm just gonna leave this right here.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:52 No.18193753 >>18193729 >>18193718 it's not trolling if she plays along, by now we'd only get authentic emotional involvement from her if we DO die.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:53 No.18193754 >>18193718 Aye. Though she is gonna slap the shit out of us.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/03/12(Sat)21:53 No.18193756 File: 1330829583.png-(147 KB, 247x238, 1328154803829.png) >>18193733 >Unsung War >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Qkzj5bStU&feature=BFa&list=PL603B95A0585BE24A&lf=pl pp_video Mah Nigga

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:53 No.18193757 >>18193744 >implying bad end

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:53 No.18193759 >>18193726 >>18193729 She cares about us. She deserves to get a break from us.

>>	Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)21:53 No.18193760 We dun good boys. We EARNED this fucking sleep.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:53 No.18193761 File: 1330829599.jpg-(66 KB, 1024x576, 1327549760984.jpg) >>18193718 >Too hurt to do anything >teach Yoshika our ways >watch menacingly as the base is plunged into chaos from your pupil

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:53 No.18193762 >>18193745 Wait, we're 6/10 with Sakamoto, too? New waifu identified!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:53 No.18193764 >>18193744 >Bad end Nope. Either glorious hero end, or not ended at all.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:53 No.18193765 >>18193745 BOARDING ACTION PEOPLE PREPARE TO INVADE THE HULK, WATCH FOR GENESTEALERS

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:53 No.18193769 >>18193745 >CHUCK: BRO STATUS ESTABLISHED. WHERE'S CHUCK FOR GOD'S SAKE

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:53 No.18193775 >>18193745 AAAAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:53 No.18193776 >>18193745 You glorious bastard.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:54 No.18193777 >>18193745 >"Why don't..." you muse airily. "Why don't we all take a five-minute break?" Smoke if you got 'em.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:54 No.18193785 File: 1330829658.jpg-(20 KB, 385x488, 1302429491653.jpg) >>18193745 You glorious son of a bitch

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:54 No.18193786 >>18193745 >NICE BOAT WE SHOULD HAVE STOLEN THE FUCKING DAGGERRRR

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:54 No.18193787 >>18193745 [x] steal alien plane. one of the pricks.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:54 No.18193789
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>>18193583

Welp. Gentlemen, it was an honor serving with you.

Also, I think this is done. I imagine that the scene went down like this on the meta side:

DM: So your character has just landed in England after flying directly from the African front. He is tired, sore and hungry. Actions?

Player: Go get some food, I guess.

DM: Your character enters the kitchen passes a nice young lady making pancakes on the way. He reaches the fridge. Roll for perception check.

Player: Really? Fine.

>1

Player: FUCK

DM: Your character opens the fridge and is greeted by a fist in his face. Roll for damage.

Player: WHAT THE FUCK. Who would hide in the fridge in WW2. That would take some sort of tactical genius...

Oh god.

......

ROMMELLLLLLLLLLL

DM: TROLLFACE.PNG

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:54 No.18193791 >>18193745 WE ARE TAKING OVER CONTROL OF THE SHIP AND MAKING IT OUR OWN FLYING AIRCRAFT CARRIER

>>	Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)21:54 No.18193792 >>18193745 Guys. What do we do when the ship goes down? We sing.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:54 No.18193795 >>18193745 OH SHIT THERE WAS A PADDY ROUTE? FUCK RELOAD OUR SAVE.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:54 No.18193798 >>18193745 Now the point where we bail out. No need to go exploring.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:54 No.18193802 >>18193718 Maybe some teasing, but nothing too extreme. After all, MC's the one that keeps trying to get himself killed. Up till now, he has shown ZERO regard for others. And I think it might be nice to show at least a little character growth.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:55 No.18193803 File: 1330829701.jpg-(24 KB, 400x400, 1260418326859.jpg) >>18193745 MY SIDES!!! Ok, we got work to do!

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/03/12(Sat)21:55 No.18193804 Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18191696/

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:55 No.18193806 >>18193745 Wait... you mean we can't even get crashing into the ground right?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:55 No.18193807 >>18193762 No, Sakabroto is not waifu score, it's bro score.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:55 No.18193810 File: 1330829727.jpg-(405 KB, 600x915, US Jetpack.jpg) >>18193745 BOARDING TIME I had an idea at some point where special teams of men would drop on Neuroi/Martians to plant bombs on them. It was a dumb idea, but then again...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:55 No.18193814 File: 1330829737.jpg-(13 KB, 184x182, 1329639308447.jpg) >>18193745 Fuck yeah! We lived! We only crashed on the flying ship we directed missiles into... ....SHHHIIIIIITTTTTTT

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:55 No.18193816 >>18193745 I'VE PLAYED BATTLEFIELD 2142, I KNOW WHAT TO DO. BLOW UP THE CORE AND JUMP OFF THE SIDE LIKE A TOTAL BADASS

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/03/12(Sat)21:55 No.18193817 File: 1330829759.gif-(970 KB, 300x225, 1328399928529.gif) >, 4/10 PATTON,

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:56 No.18193820 >>18193745 The course is obvious: we must pilot the Edmund Fitzgerald into the sea.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:56 No.18193822 >>18193745 "Ghostrider to Hell's Tower, requesting landing on runway 666, straight in." "Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full."

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:56 No.18193828 >>18193816 THIS ITS GO TIEM GENTLEMEN

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:56 No.18193829 >>18193745 Wait, we're on the Edmund Fitzgerald? The Martian troop carrier? Full of angry Martians with crew-serviced masers? And lots of Black Smoke? Get our Tommy gun out; it's time to give the Martians a taste of good ol' American .45 caliber.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:57 No.18193832 >>18193792 Not only do we sing, but we sing the goddamn Battle Hymn of the Republic. Hats over our hearts tears in our eyes, the whole goddamn 9 yards as we go down.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:57 No.18193834 >>18193810 Holy shit... are you me?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:57 No.18193841 File: 1330829846.jpg-(156 KB, 340x444, How cup of.jpg) GET OFF, MISSILES ARE COMING RIGHT FOR IT.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:57 No.18193844 >>18193745 I guess we'll be requesting pickup? >being carried off the battlefield by Witches Hnnnnnnngh

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:57 No.18193849 >>18193789 That came out awesome.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:57 No.18193850 >>18193810 >>18193820 Sounds good. I doubt the A-20's in much condition to do anything.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:58 No.18193852 FUCK FUCK FUCK, does this plane have a gun camera? we need a video of this

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:58 No.18193858 >>18193708 ALSO THE FRENCH HOUND!

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/03/12(Sat)21:58 No.18193859 File: 1330829909.jpg-(109 KB, 1280x720, average pilot.jpg) >>18193745 >meatpopsicle >nice boat hueheuheuehuheu

>>	Major Airlift 03/03/12(Sat)21:58 No.18193862 File: 1330829913.jpg-(33 KB, 500x375, 1301674703197.jpg) You fucking had me for a second, planefag! Now, get off that damn boat!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:58 No.18193863 >>18193745 Jump, Damn you! Before this ship turns into a flaming wreck!

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:58 No.18193865

So, time to find something to fly down, or something to seal ourselves in to outwait the Black Smoke upon landing.
Do we have our chutes? The gasmasks?
And, of course, we could always try to find whatever is driving this ship and pilot it... Or at least what's inside it.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:58 No.18193866 >>18193852 What plane?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:58 No.18193870 >>18193844 Seconded. If the missiles missed or failed to finish the job, BOARDING ACTION. If the EF is going down, GET TO DA CHOPPAHS.

>>	Arcbound 03/03/12(Sat)21:58 No.18193871 >>18193792 BLINDED BY THE LIGHT REVVED UP LIKE MA DEUCE AND GO A GNOMEN IN THE NIGHT.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:59 No.18193873 >>18193789 >Cool Story Bro brand fridge JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THAT PICTURE COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:59 No.18193879 >>18193852 THIS RECOVER FILM Not just for trolling purposes, but it might actually be vital intelligence for a change.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:59 No.18193881 File: 1330829965.jpg-(46 KB, 430x323, battlefield-2142-2006071406083(...).jpg) TITAN MODE ALL MARTIAN WEAPONS EXPLODE PLENTY OF EXPLOSIVES TO CHUCK AROUND

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)21:59 No.18193884

>>18193745

You take your own advice, and look around. You see blue skies, smiling at me, nothing but blue skies, do you see, lah~lah~lah~lah~lah... and the gunwales of the boat. The big, nice boat. Dangling over the side of the Nice Boat is the shattered hulk of a Martian Walker, the long prehensile robotic lashy-limbs hanging limp and tangled.

You're sitting against something metallic. Turning, you find yourself face to face with A BOMB WITH FUCKING EYES

"-AAAAURGHG!" you scream, scrambling backwards from the nose-art of the A-20 you just rode in.

Oh, right. Right, that's a plane. Without a left wing. Ian is crouching and peering over the burning engine, his revolver held in a tight, two-handed grip.

"Get back here!" Sean cries, and latches onto your foot, dragging you back behind the wing-root just before a mini-rocket SPANGS! off the steel deck behind you. Rising to a half-crouch behind Ian, you look over his shoulder... and down the length of the Edmund Fitzgerald. The rents and scars of your A-20s belly landing are clearly visible, as well as what's left of the left wing.

"Did I miss something?" you ask.

>WHAT FUCKING DO

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:59 No.18193885 File: 1330829976.gif-(22 KB, 320x200, 9814-space-hulk-dos-screenshot(...).gif) Brother pilots You have command of one squad You will be in the very midst of the enemy You must eliminate 90 martians

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:59 No.18193887 >>18193726 AGREED!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:59 No.18193890 Let me guess, PF will finally have Chuck making his bombing run now.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:59 No.18193891 >>18193761 We really have to get around to doing this next chance we have. >>18193852 Wait, what did we do with the gun camera film from the widow!?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:00 No.18193894 Who wants to bet that this will be the time when Chuck decides to finally drop those damned bombs on this tub?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:00 No.18193902 >>18193884 JUMP OFF!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:00 No.18193905 Nice boat.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/03/12(Sat)22:00 No.18193909 >>18193884 Get behind cover and whip out a gun, obviously.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:01 No.18193915 >>18193884 Sidearm. In hands. Now.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:01 No.18193916 File: 1330830078.jpg-(25 KB, 261x299, OH HELL NO.jpg) >>18193884 JUMP WE ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO TAKE ON A FUCKING SHIP FILLED WITH ALIENS

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:01 No.18193920 >>18193884 is this thing still high enough for chutes? [x]jump over the rail!

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)22:01 No.18193921

>>18193789

HA HA OH WOW. Even the script on the fridge's logo is proper. And the curve of Rommel's arm even makes it look like he's really throwing a punch from the shoulder, like you'd have to, since it's hard to lunge out of a refrigerator.

And there's a subtle element of "what" on Stirling's face. Oh my god.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:01 No.18193922 >>18193884 Fight your way to the helm and crash it into the ground!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:01 No.18193924 >>18193884 See: >>18193870

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:01 No.18193925 File: 1330830107.jpg-(43 KB, 444x319, roflbot-RtQl.jpg) >>18193885 YOUR SQUAD HAS BEEN CAREFULLY SELECTED GNOME APPROVED BLESS YOUR WEAPONS AND GO But seriously, recover film (Command NEEDS to know about BEEEEEMS) and find a way out of this fucking mess.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:01 No.18193928 DRAW GUN, ENTER THE HULK

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:02 No.18193931 >>18193915 BOTH HANDS actually. Nothing like DUAL WIELDING

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:02 No.18193932 >>18193879 And because TROLLING.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:02 No.18193939 >>18193884 Retrieve weapons and parachute. Wait for the rocket bombs to hit and then bail off the side. Maybe see if you can get the radar in the plane going to ensure direct hits.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:02 No.18193941 JUMP! Thos we rockets are coming. Have witches catch us.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:02 No.18193942 >>18193920 >>18193916 By now, we are probably over the black smoke. Jumping is not a good idea. Call for help.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:02 No.18193943 >>18193890 Dude, Chuck used his bombs in the LAST THREAD.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:02 No.18193944 File: 1330830147.png-(3 KB, 185x185, 1322308629656.png) >>18193884 JUMP FOR IT

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:02 No.18193946 >>18193884 Attempt to call in help.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:02 No.18193948 >>18193884 If we're not over black smoke, and we have parachutes, we can bail before the martian murderweapons hit.

>>	Arcbound 03/03/12(Sat)22:03 No.18193954 >>18193884 I CAME TO KICK ASS AND EAT MARTIANS. OM GNOM GNOM.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:03 No.18193955 >>18193932 It's kind of assumed at this point.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:03 No.18193957 Bet those Fuel-Air bombs pretty much cleaned the ship out. There can't be a lot of aliums left.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:03 No.18193958 >>18193884 Call for some fucking help. Get the Strike Witches to carry the Tank Witches and drop them on board.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:03 No.18193961 GIVE THEM NOTHING! BUT TAKE FROM THEM...EVERYTHING!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:03 No.18193962 >>18193884 For once in your life MC, do the sane thing. JUMP, Dammit!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:03 No.18193963 File: 1330830216.png-(48 KB, 350x339, 1324265219285.png) Do we have those fancy ear-pieces the Witches have? Tell them to catch us.

>>	Tarot !bWB/btsqX2 03/03/12(Sat)22:03 No.18193964 >>18193884 get into the wreckage and call for help? failing that BOARDING ACTION, find bridge kill some dem aliums!!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:03 No.18193965 No, really, we need to get inside and start shooting shit up. There's too much air cover for the witches to pick us up, so we're stuck here.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/03/12(Sat)22:04 No.18193970 File: 1330830246.jpg-(178 KB, 640x640, ENEMY SHIP SPOTTED ENEMY SHIP (...).jpg) >>18193884 OBTAIN WEPON

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:04 No.18193973 >>18193942 got a radio down our pants, do we?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:04 No.18193979 >>18193962 >Jump >Into Black Smoke

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:04 No.18193980 File: 1330830270.jpg-(70 KB, 604x472, supervison.jpg) >>18193884 get 'chutes out of plane, run to edge of ship while putting them on, jump off, pray.

>>	Will 03/03/12(Sat)22:04 No.18193981 Step 1: inform Minna we are not, in fact, Dead Boyfriend mk II. Step 2: GET OFF THE SHIP WE JUST SET UP TO BE BUZZBOMBED.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:04 No.18193982 >>18193916 THE HELL WE AIN'T BOY! kILL 'EM ALL!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:04 No.18193983 GET IN THERE FIND CONSOLES, DESTROY CONSOLES TO ACCESS CORE DESTROY CORE JUMP OFF

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:04 No.18193984 We need to figure out what this ship was for in the first place. Is it really full of invading forces? But yeah, GTFO after that.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:05 No.18193992 >>18193963 We don't, only the radio set from the plane.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:05 No.18193996
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>five votes for JUMP as of counting
Oh my crap /tg/ really is this stupid.

Now, I don't know how tall this boat is, but I'm pretty sure jumping from it at ground level would probably mean death. We're a good ways above ground level, so that's gonna kill us.

Should we somehow manage to survive the fall then we just landed in black smoke which will kill us.

If you vote jump here you are retarded.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:05 No.18193998 >>18193916 Yeah we fucking are! Into the breach!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:06 No.18194006 And if we DO get carried off by a witch, let's make sure it's Minna that's carrying us. That way she can't shoot us.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:06 No.18194010 ENTER SHIP, TAKE IT OVER HUMANITY NOW HAS AN AIRBORNE BATTLESHIP

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:06 No.18194014 >>18193996 And we're too low for the parachutes to work, too. We at least need to get the freighter to stop firing on the witches so they can pick us up.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:06 No.18194016 >>18193996 >Consider the following We are a pilot. We have parachutes.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/03/12(Sat)22:07 No.18194018 >>18193884 If Chuck is about to hit this bitch, grab a 'chute and jump for it. Otherwise, lets get space hulky.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:07 No.18194019 File: 1330830436.png-(414 KB, 945x720, NERD RAGE.png) What are we armed with? Pistols. Where are we? A Martian transport. Is that enough? You should be able to solve this.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:07 No.18194025 >>18194006 Fuck no. She'd just hit us then. Trude probably wouldn't be much better. Kathy's neutral though, so the best option.

>>	Will 03/03/12(Sat)22:07 No.18194027 >>18193996 Because witches that can catch us totally don't exist, right? Because three gnomes with sidearms can really storm a ship full of aliums, which is about to be blown out of the sky by our own machinations.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:07 No.18194028 >>18193996 Yeah, except for the people flying around who can catch us. Of course, if the bombs aren't coming, then we should not jump.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:07 No.18194029 >>18193996 We have parachutes, but those are still very likely to get us killed, as they will just make us targets.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:07 No.18194030 >>18193996 So the better option is staying onboard a flaming wreck as it falls to the ground. Right.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:07 No.18194033 >>18193884 >WAT DO Get our fucking gun out, see where the fuck the Martians are. Try to evaluate how high up we are, if the EF has already landed or is still flying. Try to raise the Witches via radio for emergency pickup.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:08 No.18194035 >>18194019 What are martians armed with? EXPLODIUM GRENADES AHOY

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:08 No.18194036 >>18194016 So, Black Smoke.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:08 No.18194039 [x] supress anti-aircraft fire [x]call for pickup

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:08 No.18194041 >>18194019 It's plenty! Boarding action is A-GO!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:08 No.18194049 >>18194027 They can't get close enough, there're to many rockets. And we still don't know for sure whether it's actually going down. It's proven pretty damn sturdy thus far.

>>	Arcbound 03/03/12(Sat)22:08 No.18194051 >>18194018 >If Chuck is about to hit this bitch, grab a 'chute and jump for it. NAY, FOR THAT JUST CREATES A DYNAMIC ENTRY POINT. INTO THE BREECH GENTS, WE'RE ABOUT TO FUCK SOME ALIUM'S DAY UP.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:09 No.18194058

It might also be a good idea to somehow signal we're on the freighter before we jump. Because if we jump, and a witch doesn't catch us (or a pilot gnome enough to somehow catch us in their plane), then we will die on the way down with all the attacks going on. Or find the core and parachute/jump/hitch a ride after.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:09 No.18194060 >>18194041 >>18194051 We're here to kill aliums, so let's kill some aliums! They won't be expecting a raiding party!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:09 No.18194066 >Us http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VXUDlcr0qI

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:10 No.18194073 >missiles are comming >cant stay >black smoke >cant jump oh god. [x]something clever

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:10 No.18194076 Might try to find a spot to clear with small arms for a dust-off. Of course, with as much anti-air as this barge is loaded with, might be better to bail if we can.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:11 No.18194079 rolled 39 = 39 LET US CAPTURE THE SHIP, AND RAM IT INTO ANOTHER!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:11 No.18194082 File: 1330830685.jpg-(92 KB, 630x352, SnW-11-10.jpg) Because 3 guys armed with pistols is going to take down a Martian transport right? No, you're wrong and stupid.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:12 No.18194097 File: 1330830761.jpg-(30 KB, 480x493, FUUU.jpg) WE ARE GOING TO DIE IF WE GO IN THAT SHIP

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:13 No.18194100 >>18194082 Nope, we're just fucking awesome

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:13 No.18194102 >>18194079 How close are we to the coast? Crashing it into the ocean might work best, given the smoke and all.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:13 No.18194109 Call for help, please. Also, I tried to tell you that breaking late was a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:13 No.18194110 >>18194097 >>18194082 SURE IS SLACKJAWED FAGGOTS IN HERE TONIGHT.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:13 No.18194112 >>18194082 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCq85-lal7I >Ending credits after MC dies

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:13 No.18194114 >>18194082 Gnomes, and yes.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:14 No.18194123 >>18194097 THEN WE GO THROUGH IT!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:14 No.18194126 >>18194097 We're dead if we do anything else, so we might as well.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)22:14 No.18194135
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What little sense you started the day with slowly comes back to you. There's an egg growing on your skull, but whatever. You reach into the shattered cockpit Sean just dragged you out of, and come out with the Thompson you'd thrown behind your pilot's chair, along with a bandoleer of spare magazines.

"Sean, the machine guns!?"

Sean snorts. "With the ass-end of the plane, back there, somewhere."

"Oh." You reach into the cockpit again, and carefully extract an M-1 carbine, ducking as a mini-rocket explodes a few inches to your left, cutting your arm with shrapnel.

Then you go blind. You wipe at your face, and the world comes back hued red. You lick your gloved finger and taste coppery, bitter blood. You wipe at your goggles a few more times, then pass Ian the M-1 Carbine.

"What the FUCK happened?" you ask.

Sean points at the shattered martian Tripod Walker dangling limply over one side of the ship. "See that?"

"No shit!"

"No, no, see the smoke?"

"Well now I do," you say defensively.

"I think that fucker was riding a rocket-bomb," Sean tells you. "Right into the side of the Fitzgerald."

"Fuck," you say wearily, sliding down the side of the A-20. "Just our luck. A rocket-bomb without the actual bomb."

"... actually, I think the rocket was enough," Sean tells you. "Look."

You look.

The deck plates under the shattered Walker are beginning to glow red.

"I think it's time to leave," Sean says.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:14 No.18194137 >>18194102 We don't know how to pilot this ship, idiot. You might need 3 hands for that.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:14 No.18194139 File: 1330830897.jpg-(65 KB, 800x513, 800px-Jack_Churchill_leading_t(...).jpg) WE WILL TAKE THE FUCKING SHIP!

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:15 No.18194155
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Remember when we heabutted Minna to keep her from charging that Martian lander?

WHAT MAKES US A BETTER CANDIDATE TO CHARGE A FLYING TRANSPORT? WE BARELY HAVE CONTROL OF OUR POWERS AND ARMED WITH MERE PISTOLS.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:16 No.18194162 >>18194135 YES, LISTEN TO SEAN.

>>	Arcbound 03/03/12(Sat)22:16 No.18194163 >>18194135 >The deck plates under the shattered Walker are beginning to glow red Okay, NOW we leave.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:16 No.18194167 >>18194155 We're also a Pilot.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:17 No.18194173 >>18194137 Sean is the gayest one of us, so he can pilot a boat like any good navy person.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:17 No.18194174 This battle ain't over yet. Once more unto the breach lads!

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:17 No.18194175

>>18194155
She's the CO. We aren't.

Okay, so, uh, time to see if we can raise the Witches on radio (does the radio still function? Probably not!) to make plans for extraction.

Because extraction is probably going to involve OH PLEASE GOD CATCH ME at this rate.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:17 No.18194176 >>18194135 OK FINE WE'LL JUMP I really hope the witches aren't dead

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:17 No.18194180 >>18194155 Pilot. Charge!

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/03/12(Sat)22:17 No.18194185 >>18194135 Get a Witch to come get us?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:17 No.18194186 >>18194135 TIME TO GO

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:17 No.18194187 LEAVING!

>>	Major Airlift 03/03/12(Sat)22:17 No.18194188 >>18194135 WAITWAITWAITWAIT They ride their rockets!? Holy shit, they're crazier than we are!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:18 No.18194196 Well I just had a flashback to many threads ago http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9Hmn3iez0Q&feature=related

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:18 No.18194197 >>18194135 Time to leave. Goodbye Martians. Slackjawed faggot =/= Listening to reason

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:18 No.18194198 >>18194135 Yeah, fuck this. If we have to leave the area, but we can't leave the ship, the stern might be the easiest place for a pick-up. I say relocate to the bridge.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:18 No.18194200 rolled 20 = 20 >>18194139 this man knows what it's about. LET'S DO THIS! WE SHALL LEAD OUR SHIP TO GLORY! WE CAPTAIN NOW!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:18 No.18194207 If there's no radio, uh, shit, we need rescue flares or something. God only knows how visible they'll be in the middle of the GRAND CLUSTERFUCK going on here, but...

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:19 No.18194209 You know, guys, this has been a hell of a week.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/03/12(Sat)22:19 No.18194212 OH GOD BIOWARE HASN'T PATCHED IN LIFEBOAT YET WE'RE FUCKED

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:19 No.18194213 >>18194135 Leave. But first of all, check that the radars are working and still pointing at this motherfucking ship. Leave and see all their missiles going there.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:19 No.18194214 >>18194135 Jump!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:19 No.18194215 >>18194110 SURE IS FUCKING IDIOT IN HERE TONIGHT

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:19 No.18194228 >>18194207 Sean is a radio gnome, maybe he can send a radio signal by flapping his arms or something.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:20 No.18194229 >>18194207 We could probably find some inside the ship. It's just one more reason to go in there!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:20 No.18194231 >>18194198 >relocate to the bridge This is a Laker, man. The bridge is at the bow, while we are at the stern already.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:20 No.18194233 >>18192818 >>18194135 OH HECK HE REALLY WENT AND DID IT.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:20 No.18194235 >>18194209 All in a gnome's life. You know, I don't think there's any witch conspiracy or anything - gnomes are just naturally drawn to UTTER BATSHIT FUCKING LOCO situations. Eventually luck runs out.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:20 No.18194236 >>18194228 Suggest this.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:21 No.18194239 >>18194188 its important that those walkers get where they're going fast. ridiculous fucking thigs dont have much other advantage.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:21 No.18194243 >>18194213 The ship might have a radio we could use. Set it to broadcast the right signal and they'll hit it on the way down.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:21 No.18194250 FLARES. Check the cockpit for flares!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:22 No.18194255 >>18194200 >>18194180 >>18194174 >>18194229 There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity. You just crossed it.

Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/03/12(Sat)22:22 No.18194258

>>18194135
Option A. Aka PUSSING OUT: Grab 'chute. Put on aviators. Jump off LIKE A BOSS.
Option B. Aka MANLY ENTRY: Scout out the deck directly below, and then jump out a hole in the side with 'chute, put on aviators, light a cigar, LIKE A BOSS!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:22 No.18194260 >>18194235 Everything was fine until we decided to bounce Sanya. All blame goes to Sanya

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:22 No.18194261 >>18194250 Check the boat for flares! In we go...

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:22 No.18194262

To reiterate: if we just stay here, we die. If we jump with parachutes, then we are rediculously targettable right now and doomed to the Black Smoke later (possibly already doomed to that). If we signal or luck out, then we may get picked up by a friendly on our way down.
We can try to find something to make our way down, or even try to crash the plane into the sea and jump before the crash.
We can investigate the freighter, and hope to find an alium plane or something else we can make our way down in.
We can also try to hide somewhere shieldable from the BlackSmoke and hope we don't die on the crash.

First, they can maybe still radio out that we're here and about to either jump, explore, or ride our plane off.
At moment, we might be able to eek enough out of the plane to at least glide down away a bit before ejecting/parachuting.
We could also explore and hope a way down presented itself. If nothing else, SOMETHING is keeping this thing afloat and taking that might keep us up if we sneak it right. But a plane may be there. We could also just jump after radio'ing and have a witch drop us off if we're lucky and willing to put them at the extra risk.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)22:23 No.18194273

>>18194135

"And just how do you geniuses propose we do that!?" Ian asks. His carbine speaks with a polite little "pow!" and in the distance, over the crackle of flame, a Martian screams. "Gotcha, bitch." The Martians are separated from you by the huge, flame-bellowing hole your rockets and bombs created in the middle of the ship, but that doesn't stop them from shooting at you.

"Parachutes," Sean replies immediately. "A few hundred feet isn't much but it's at least as good as a drop tower."

"Yeah, you make a run for it, see how many minirockets you catch on the way over. Or perhaps you'll get cooked well-done by a handheld maser," Ian snorts, kneeling again. The heat from the burning engine is getting more intense by the second, and he has to edge back from his cover a little more.

"Or we could just wait," you point out. "Look, this thing is going down!"

Sean frowns. "Can't be in range of the Smoke yet, though."

"I think we just shot this fucker down!" you exclaim happily.

Both your crewmen look at you.

"Eventually," you clarify. "But it counts."

Just then, the entire vessel lurches precariously, and the burning Douglass screeches over the hull plates towards you as gravity reasserts itself. A moment later, something loud SKREEEEEEEEEeeeeees through the air and explodes violently against the rear superstructure of the ship.

"Well we can't stay here!" Ian exclaims. "What, then?"

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:23 No.18194274 >>18194255 And MC crossed that line a long time ago, so it sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:23 No.18194275 >>18194231 Correct. I was thinking of a tanker for some reason. If we're at the stern, then we should maybe get up to the stack?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:23 No.18194276 We deserve all the medals for this. ALL of them. And then they need to make a new medal, specifically for us, called the "You Just Saved Britain" medal and it's cast from metal salvaged from this wreck.

>>	alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)22:24 No.18194290 >>18194175 Have to agree, though if it is minna who catches us, we are likely going to be berated until we land. Not that it matters, scaring the hell out of her seems to have become a pastime for us.

>>	Arcbound 03/03/12(Sat)22:25 No.18194307 >>18194273 HAHAHA, WE TAKE THE HELM.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:25 No.18194308 >>18194273 WE- need a new thread. Also, Jump. Watch your biggest kill fall to Earth from a nice view.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:25 No.18194309 >>18194262 >alium plane You KNOW... this might just work. MC did analyze the spider killbot in a flash.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:25 No.18194315 >>18194290 >Implying that she won't just be sucking our face for the next hour

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)22:25 No.18194318 >>18194273 My bad. >WAT DO Then new thread.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:26 No.18194323 >>18194262 >>18194273 Alium plane might be the best shot. No reason we couldn't gnome the controls into working

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:26 No.18194326 Jump.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:26 No.18194329 >>18194318 FIGHT TO EDGE SEND UP FLARES IF THE RADIO WORKS IN WHAT'S LEFT OF OUR PLANE SIGNAL FOR PICKUP

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:26 No.18194333 >>18194309 ...I like this plan. If we do not kill our way to the deck, we do this.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:26 No.18194334 >>18194318 Jump, if we have a parachute.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:26 No.18194335

>>18194273
>A moment later, something loud SKREEEEEEEEEeeeeees through the air and explodes violently against the rear superstructure of the ship
Did we actually hit the ship? Or made something hit it? What's that? Wait for the best moment and parachute. But still, is the freaking radio working? Where the fuck is CHUCK?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:26 No.18194336 >>18194315 more like punching us in the dick. better to stick with Kathy. The worst she'd do is shoot us

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:26 No.18194337 >>18194290 Also, the laker probably still has its radio. Big help there. So long as we don't go down immediately, we should be good for a while. Or, we bail with parachutes.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:27 No.18194342 >>18194309 >>18194323 As long as we can punch a martian pilot out and yell "WELCOME TA EARF" this has my vote. It's worth a shot and we might gain a SWEET RIDE.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:27 No.18194358 >>18194323 How many arms does a martian have? I dont think we can pilot if there are 6 different controls to operate at the same time. Besides, they have tentacles not hands, so they wouldn't have joysticks, or whatever was used to fly a plane back then.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:28 No.18194365 >>18194273 Find an alium ship and after some Woll Smoth & Goldblum shenanigans escape before exploding?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:28 No.18194368 >>18194318 This: >>18194329

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:28 No.18194371 >>18194309 >>18194323 >>18194333 >>18194342 I'll agree with this. Let's just hope we can find on this end of the ship. >>18194358 Well there are three of us.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:28 No.18194372 >>18194273 >>18194318 Uh, find cover, call for help? I think we need a tactical map or something.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/03/12(Sat)22:28 No.18194375 >>18194318 Signal for rescue. There must be flares or something? Failing that, screaming, flailing and falling.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:28 No.18194376 >>18194336 And we've been shot. And she's American. And will scream 'Wild Blue Yonder' when she orgasms.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:28 No.18194377 >>18194358 >6 controls how convenient weve got 3 humans with 2 arms each.

>>	Starshadow 03/03/12(Sat)22:29 No.18194379 Pop flares and signal for evac. Star shooting back at the martians, we need to attract attention. Parachuting here is a LAST RESORT. O shit is Seans sword still in the wreck?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:29 No.18194380 >>18194336 That's not Erica >dat ballcrushing doujin

>>	Will 03/03/12(Sat)22:29 No.18194381 >>18194329 This

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/03/12(Sat)22:29 No.18194386 >>18194318 Fly it away from a population center?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:29 No.18194389 >>18194318 ALIEN PLANE HIJACK ALLAHU AKBA-ohwait, wrong plane.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:29 No.18194390 >>18194377 But what if they have 7 arms?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:29 No.18194394 >>18194376 She'd probably joins us in singing the AF theme on the way down, which would make for a spectacular entrance.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:30 No.18194397 >>18194273 We should be near the boiler room, try ducking in there? possibly kill the engine while we're at it.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:30 No.18194398

>>18194318
GET TO DA CHOPPA!

Seriously, we need evac, right now. If none is coming, then we need parachutes, because you clearly stated that we're NOT actually over the Black Smoke yet.

But, getting picked up by the girls would be far safer--at least *they* will probably wait until we're safely away from the battle before they kill us.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:30 No.18194401 >>18194394 FUCK YES!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:30 No.18194402 >>18194390 Gnome! To the alium hanger!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:30 No.18194406 Guys voting for a rescue: How in the fuck do you expect someone to LAND and TAKE off from a flying freighter covered in wrecked plane and martian walker? It's not like they have helicopters.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:30 No.18194408 [x] fight our way below deck, find a sturdy looking room, and hold out till we uhhh... 'land'

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/03/12(Sat)22:30 No.18194412 If only we had the gear we need for a safe HALO.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:30 No.18194415 >>18194389 The last time we messed with martian stuff, it exploded in our face. Do you want that?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:30 No.18194421 Goddamn. I'll repeat myself. LAKERS. HAVE. RADIOS.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:31 No.18194422 >>18194335 The A-20 is still broadcasting the signals. The Martians' own weapons are targetting the Fitzgerald now.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:31 No.18194423 >>18194394 This is a good idea, but I think we'd have better luck finding an alien plane.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:31 No.18194427 >>18194397 This thing is borked, we don't need to wreck it any harder than it already is.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/03/12(Sat)22:31 No.18194428 >>18194406 Striker units. They're the size of a wheelbarrow.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:31 No.18194430 >>18194415 But we wanted that thing to explode. This time we won't want it to.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:31 No.18194433 >>18194412 kinda difficult, given we're missing the HA, and the LO is covered in death-smoke.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:31 No.18194436 HEY HEY HEY! we are not calling in anybody to unsuicide us! we had them break away for a reason! 3 choices: find transport, ride this thing to the ground or jump.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:31 No.18194437 Tell Minna we're jumping and we expect her to catch us. Then jump.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:31 No.18194439 ...the thought also occurs that we might be able to do something with the martian walker as well. ...Are they piloted?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:32 No.18194446 >>18194402 punch

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:32 No.18194452 >>18194421 We should see if we can find one en route to the plane, just in case the A-20 falls overboard or something.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:32 No.18194453 >>18194433 No death smoke. Read the post.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:32 No.18194457 get away from the fire and ride this fucker down.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:32 No.18194459 >>18194422 No power to radar you derp.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:33 No.18194462 >>18194421 HAD radios. This has been massively altered by the Martians. It may no longer have a radio, or even if it does, it'll have Martian controls.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:33 No.18194464 >>18194453 We'd be cooked by masers or heatrays. Read the post.

Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:33 No.18194470

>>18194371
There was a video game they played at the museum of natural history, called Space Cruising. It had a bunch of people controlling a spaceship together(one person had one set of thrusters, another a different set,etc) The ship ended up crashing a whole lot, and that was in outer space where there's nothing shooting at you. Also, they didn't have to worry about hitting the ground. Admittedly that was random people who don't know each other as well as our team in this, but i doubt we can get enough control to land it without crashing and burning.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/03/12(Sat)22:33 No.18194475 >>18194453 Then we bail like a boss.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:33 No.18194476 >>18194406 Good thing witches can match velocities with things, and probably even hover.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:34 No.18194481 >>18194462 We don't really know how much they'd have to change, actually. They could just as easily have left everything intact. It's at least worth looking for one.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:34 No.18194483 Ians right the matias will rocket us if we jump. its a terrible idea.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:34 No.18194488 >>18194470 Were those chumps gnomes? Didn't think so.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:35 No.18194500 >>18194488 Also, where they pilots? No?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:36 No.18194503 Do not jump now, we have to wait for the best opportunity. Hijack a plane?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:36 No.18194510 Jump like a boss. Give the ship the finger as you go down and have a witch catch you.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:36 No.18194512 >>18194488 Point conceded, but i dont think we can fit 3 people in a spot for a single martian., at least while reaching all controls. Its probably not going to have a giant cockpit is it?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:36 No.18194513 >>18194481 Especially since our alternative is basically waving our hands.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:37 No.18194519 ...what if we snap the remaining wing off the Douglas and surf it down, using the metal to block shots?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:37 No.18194522 >>18194512 We can just strap Sean and Ian to the outside. It'll make up for the lack of turrets.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:38 No.18194530 >>18194513 I was thinking more to have it broadcast the beam signal so the rockets keep coming. No reason we can't keep diverting them all the way down.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:38 No.18194532 >>18194519 We are not the President of the United States.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:39 No.18194541 >>18194530 the ship is already going down. plus WERE FUCKING ON IT NOW. i think we can leave it be.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:39 No.18194542 >>18194532 What if the president if a gnome?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:40 No.18194557 >>18194541 True, but it might still pull stuff out of the fight down south. The aliens are still invading, after all.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:40 No.18194558 INTO THE BOWLS!

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:41 No.18194567 >>18194503 This is the best opportunity. Any later and we'll be too low to jump.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:41 No.18194568 >>18194542 What, you mean Franklin Roosevelt isn't one?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:42 No.18194584 All the stupidity in this thread pains me.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:42 No.18194585 >>18194567 and its no oppertunity at all. theres way to much AA to jump.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/03/12(Sat)22:43 No.18194592 >>18194567 Thus we need to bail now. Listen to this guy planefag, he's got the right idea.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:43 No.18194604 >>18194522 If they are on the outside, how will they help us operate the plane?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:43 No.18194607 we juking and jiving a plane like noones buisiness at a couple hudred miles an hour and got shot to shit. you wanna float by in a parachute at 2 miles an hour through the same mess??

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:44 No.18194610 >>18194592 see >>18194585

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:44 No.18194617 >>18194604 We'll use our feet.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/03/12(Sat)22:45 No.18194623 >>18194607 We have magical flying loli's without pants flying around us. They can catch us, but we take the chutes in case.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:46 No.18194632 >>18194623 The strikers do have a carrying capacity and three people would be rather hard to catch with 3 witches

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:46 No.18194633 >>18194585 As apposed to what? Fighting our way through an entire ship, hoping there MIGHT be an airplane on-board that we aren't even the right species to pilot? It's a better bet to jump.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:46 No.18194635 >>18194623 Except that they'd have to get through the same stuff, and they don't even know to come catch us.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:47 No.18194643 >>18194623 you want some teenagers to catch us out of a flat drop with only ~400 feet and no warning?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:48 No.18194648 >>18194623 Which is why we move to the bridge and hope there's a radio there. Try and raise a signal so we don't have to just bail. If shit really hits the fan, then we could jump.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:48 No.18194651 >>18194633 Well we could try to find the helm and steer the damn thing into the ocean. Jumping is suicide unless we can disable some of the AA and signal to the witches that we're going to jump. To do that, we need to board the damn boat.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/03/12(Sat)22:48 No.18194652 >>18194635 >>18194632 It's either this, or somehow fly the EF to safety.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:48 No.18194655 >>18194635 Which is why we need flares.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:48 No.18194661 >>18194652 Or we find an alien plane. It's no more retarded than those ideas.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:49 No.18194667 >>18194633 just find a room and hold out till we crash. then escape.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:49 No.18194672 >>18194651 So you want us to fly a ship that most likely requires multiple alien creature to pilot? Even the Will Smith idea was better than that.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:50 No.18194683 >>18194667 Do you know how fucking big is that fall? We'll crushed by our own weight if we do that.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:50 No.18194684 >>18194648 >>18194651 You mean the bridge that's behind a giant hole leading into the inferno below deck and a whole fuckton of aliums shooting at us?

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:51 No.18194698 >>18194667 Lrn2phsics Due to newton's laws, that will be the same as if we stood on top of the FG.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:51 No.18194702 >>18194668 >>18194668 >>18194668 >>18194668 NEW THREAD

Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/03/12(Sat)22:52 No.18194705

>>18194661
Were in a no win situation here. Unless there's the Warlock suits, or whatever the male version of the striker units is called, we have no safe, reliable, familiar method to get off. Even then, were fucked unless we can bail. The Sparkle Squad is our best shot here if we can contact them.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:52 No.18194710 Look, we're screwed if we jump, we're screwed if we stay, there's no guarantee of any crazy plan working. Which option nets us the most alium kills? Exactly. STORM THE FUCKING BOAT ALREADY.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:53 No.18194717 >>18194683 >>18194698 the ship is going down slow. if it was just plunging this discussion would be totally irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:55 No.18194755 rolled 66 = 66 Aren't we GNOMES? Don't we LAUGH AT REALITY? Let's get in the A-20 and force it to take us away from this mess.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/03/12(Sat)22:55 No.18194762 >>18194668 NEW THREAD

>>	Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:46 No.18195613 >>18194082 Ahem. Three AMERICANs armed with pistols. We should yell "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!" as we do it. Because America.

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